Lousy Advice

Lousy Advice

Introducing Holly Morris, a Z-list influencer, part time zumba-er AND QUEEN of lousy advice. Like all of us, she's spent her twenties & early thirties being bombarded with lousy advice in all forms, from 30 second TikToks of self-appointed life coaches about how breathwork cured their athletes foot, friends-of-friends in the pub that SWEAR their sister's cousin's big toe managed to get their ex back through reiki, magazine's that have told her if she just got her calves to be 2cm smaller she'd definitely end up getting inundated with roses on Hinge. So assisted by her tiny intern Rory, Holly will be coming live from Lousy Digest HQ. A magazine that discusses the things that really don't matter, and makes a bit of a meal of it. If you're looking for pearls of wisdom or have some unusual/ interesting/ down right awful advice of your own, let us know at thatslousyadvice@gmail.com Thanks for listening and PLEASE don't forget to follow us so you never miss an episode! (And so I can move Rory to a paid intern role) Bye babe xx

Episodes

October 7, 2025 62 mins
Is there such thing as The One? That’s the big question at Lousy Digest HQ this week as CEO Holly and Kingtern Rory put their unprofessional relationship under scrutiny. We find out what’s sending their big naughty nickers right up their crotches with one of them suspected of cheating with a mystery spam eater and the other recalling how a koala hug quickly turned into true love. Does moon water work? Is Rory allowed to get ill? ...
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The gossip is hot in the Lousy Digest office because CEO and Kingtern have both taken annual leave at the same time. Is something going on between them??? This week’s pod flies into your ears all the way from Cornwall and the chat is more casual than ever. In the conversation crosshairs are Holly’s post-flu appearance, Rory being compared to a carrot and holiday booking fails. All your questions are answered too, with some pr...
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It’s Fashion Week season in the real world, so CEO/Editor Holly is strutting down the Lousy Digest catwalk and dishing out all the style advice you never asked for. There is nobody more desperate to learn than Kingtern Rory, who is very quickly running out of fresh t-shirts to wear on the podcast. We find out why Holly was wearing a thong at Primary School, how to spend less on clobber and what trends are getting Rory’s knickers i...
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Ever wondered what to do with your life? Well wonder no more because CEO/Editor Holly is firing off lousy advice left, right and centre on this week’s podcast. In the firing line are life coaches that are younger than you, people who don’t lie and her own behaviour on another podcast. Oh and the intern is now calling himself the Kingtern and is furious with his fiancée for not being honest about her relationship status. Obviously...
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We’re all getting in a Lousy time machine and heading back to uni this week to find out what Editor Holly and tiny intern Rory got up to during freshers week.  It’s not all sock puppets and soiled washing up bowls though, there’s also some pretty rudimentary dating advice that everyone going to university needs to hear and possibly ignore. As always there are twisted knickers, buckets of casual chit-chat and general discussion th...
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Everyone’s either on one knee or hyperventilating at Lousy Digest HQ this week as the chat is all about Engagements. We finally find out how a lowly intern was tricked into proposing to his high-powered editor as Rory takes us step-by-step-by-step through choosing the ring, running it by parents and then finally asking the question.There’s also some of the Lousiest Advice yet as Holly answers your dilemmas. DISCLAIMER: Remember, th...
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Wakey wakey, turn off your snooze and jump out of bed because this week we are lousily digesting morning routines! Well that was the aim but before we got there we found out what’s swinging in and out of Rory the intern’s pants these days and what exactly is getting the editorial team’s naughty knickers in a right old twist.  Editor Holly saves the pain of boyfriends, girlfriends and partners all over the world by revealing w...
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Start saving your pennies because this week’s Lousy Advice is all about weddings.  Editor Holly takes intern/fiancé Rory on a rollercoaster ride of opinions this week as she dives veil first into wedding chat. We find out why they’re not married yet and it has nothing to do with Lousy Digest HR regulations.  Ever wondered what to do if you have too many friends? Or have you debated whether to throw hen caution to the stag win...
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Despite being the boss of a thriving magazine such as the Lousy Digest, success in print hasn’t always translated into victories in Editor Holly’s love life.  She dated the whole of Clapham before (don’t tell HR) finding Intern Rory and learned a lot along the way.  Take notes because in this episode you’re gonna learn why the usual dating advice is nonsense and find out how to spot when you’re being played.  Oh and Holly’...
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August 9, 2025 16 mins
Untwist your knickers and fill your ears with this Lousy Bonus Episode! Editor Holly has had so many jobs (8 in 2 years) that her CV gets its own episode. Intern Rory has been granted the chance to interrogate his boss about why she charged her parents to enter her bedroom, how she worked as a Barista without knowing what a cappuccino was and what life was like as a Red Bull girl hunting for snogs. This podcast description is...
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It’s finally here!!! Welcome to the first episode of Lousy Advice, coming to you from Lousy Digest HQ. We’re kicking things off with all the Lousy Advice about work. If you want to receive employment advice from somebody who has left 8 jobs in 2 years, you’ve come to the right place. Editor Holly is gonna tell you how to succeed by putting in less effort and Intern Rory will set you on the road to earning £100k a month. Watch...
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Introducing Holly Morris, a Z-list influencer, part time zumba-er AND QUEEN of lousy advice. Like all of us, she's spent her twenties & early thirties being bombarded with lousy advice in all forms, from 30 second TikToks of self-appointed life coaches about how breathwork cured their athletes foot, friends-of-friends in the pub that SWEAR their sister's cousin's big toe managed to get their ex back through reiki, magazine's that...
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