Kayla and Vanessa cover it all this week — from job struggles to magic tricks to the shocking discovery that both their feet are internet-famous. (Yes, WikiFeet gave them ratings over 4.8. Yes, they found out live on air. Yes, chaos ensued.)
Kayla gets honest about how tough life’s been after WWE — planting seeds, waiting for them to grow, and wondering if the economy is just allergic to success right now. Vanessa reminds us all that behind the curated Insta feeds, literally everyone is struggling too.
From there, it’s a rollercoaster: close-up magic at the Magic Castle, outrage over the heartbreaking case of baby Emmanuel Haro, alien motherships allegedly pulling up in October, California bringing back the plague (rude), and a side quest into whether robots are about to replace us all.
Basically: it’s weird, it’s hilarious, it’s a little unhinged — and it’s exactly the reminder you need that none of us have this figured out.
Come back next week when they spiral over millennial nostalgia and why everything they loved as kids is now considered “vintage” (and cringy).
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hello everyone, welcome back to Milk and Honeys.
This is episode 17,.
Which is crazy.
I'm your host, vanessa Curry,alongside the beautiful Kayla
Becker, and today we are goingto get into aliens.
Alongside the beautiful, I'mKayla Becker, and today we are
going to get into aliens,plagues and pop stardom.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I mean, why not?
Yep?
What else are we talking aboutthese days?
What other important things arethere even to discuss?
Yep, so many things, so manythings.
But beyond the things thatwe're seeing on the interwebs
and the TikToks and the socials,we still have a lot going on in
our lives.
Yes, and I think it's importantfor us especially when we don't
see each other for a week's setof time or five days.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, feels like a month, but it's really just like
five days and I'm like is Kaylamad at me, I know, and then
she's like is Vanessa?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
mad at me.
You know, don't have that withyour friends.
You don't talk regularly.
You think they things you couldhave said or done.
Yeah, why they'd be mad.
You meanwhile, your friend, issitting over there just like,
literally I'm like I wonder whatkayla's doing, what's going on?
What am I gonna order on ubereats tonight?
Oh, but you did have a busyweek.
I know your man was in town.
You did some fun activities wedid.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
We, uh.
We went to his friend'sbirthday party he is a a huge uh
dj agent and we went to theMagic Castle.
Oh, what do you think?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
The Magic Castle is my happy place.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
That was so much fun.
It was everything I love magic.
I've been there a few timesbefore, but it's different to go
there for a private event.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Was it like all shut down for girls?
All shut down?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
What the hell.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Wow.
So it was just, it was so cool,we saw a magic show, obviously
and yeah, I just love magic.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I loved it.
Are you the kind of person likewho wants to, like, keep the
magic magic, or do you want toknow the tricks behind the
tricks?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Oh no, I used to watch that show called oh, we
talked about this we called, oh,we talked about, we talked
about this and I forget.
I wanted to get him on our showyes, it was the matte mask
magician, I think is what it wascalled, and it was back in the
early 2000s for sure and theywould show you how the magic
trick is done, like these bigones and then also the little,
(02:18):
like card ones too.
Um, so I want to know, but Idon't need to know there.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I'd like to go home later and maybe like, yeah, keep
the magic alive and I wasshocked.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
There was one magic trick that this guy did where
he's just asking people randomquestions where they'd have to
answer in a number format andthen at the end of the whole
thing, it was the date.
It was the date that like808-18 our calculators.
It was insane.
I don't know how he did.
(02:49):
He's like asking people likebirthdays or what.
What year were you?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
born.
Do you think there were plantsin the audience?
I always wonder that because Ilook around I'm like, are you a
plant?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
but I don't think for that one, I do think for some
of them, like he was blindfoldedfor one and there was three
objects.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I gave a tampon because obviously um, and so he
was blindfolded for one, andthere was three objects.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I gave a tampon because obviously, um, and so he
was blindfolded and he had thisgirl hold it and he's like you
know, yeah, and then he guessedall of them and I'm like how the
hell are you guessing all these?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I have to watch so closely.
Did you do any like theclose-up magic like?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
no, we didn't do any cards.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
The cards are my favorite, and there's one room
in the magic castle it's like atavern, like on the bottom floor
, and they let like two peoplesit at the bar so you can sit
really close.
And I got one of those luckyseats and I literally would not
blink to make sure.
I was like I'm going to figureout what he's doing.
And never once could I.
Every time I go there, it justblows me away.
(03:46):
Every time I loved it.
I, yeah, I'm, I'm a magic freak, I loved it.
I it's yeah, I'm, I'm a magicfreak, I love it.
We should bring a magician onthe show.
My friend manages, or helpsmanage, um, uh, michael.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Carbonara oh, really fun.
Okay, the carbonara effect backin the day.
We need you.
Yes, and he already agreed tocome on.
I asked Okay, perfect, done anddone.
We're going to have a magicshow on.
Yes, okay, perfect.
I love that, but how are youdoing?
What's new with you?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I'm good, you know, like, if I'm being honest, you
know, you know this, but youknow it's just been a struggle.
I think everyone is kind ofstruggling right now.
I think everyone has beenstruggling for a while.
As you know, I've been tryingto find like consistent work
since post WWE and it was justdifficult because, like when I
left, everyone's like oh, like Ithink I care too much about
(04:24):
public perception.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Of course, because everyone's like oh she's leaving
.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
She's going to go do something big, of course, and I
left without really havinganything planned, like I did a
movie that who knows if it'sgoing to come out it will.
When I left WWE, I waspresented with like three
awesome hosting gigs.
I just like we're living in LA,it's expensive, and like we're
doing our passion projects.
(04:46):
But passion projects like don'tmake a ton of money and so and
they cost money.
Yeah paying money, yeah, and soI think right now it's just
that's kind of been the struggle.
But I think what I've alsolearned is like I take things so
personally and I think for meI've been like in my head like I
must be because I'm not as goodas I think I am, or I'm just
not talented, people don't wantme.
But then when I talk to all myfriends in every industry and
(05:07):
hear everybody is struggling,even the most qualified people
in their fields, yep, I feel alittle bit better about like
this is just the world, we're inthe middle of a fucking
recession, like whether you likewe're saying it like that's
what's happening right now.
So it is trying to stay positiveand like but I'm not gonna lie,
I wake up.
I have stress dreams everynight.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I I woke up this morning with a panic attack I
and I don't know where it camefrom.
I been really busy and uh, it'swhen you get super busy and
you're hustling but then you'renot feeling like financially
free yet, but you know thatyou're doing all the things that
(05:44):
you're supposed to be doing andmaking all the deposits exactly
, and I know it will come.
And it's funny because I have,uh, this plant that I prop,
propagated, prop, prop are wedoing this again.
yeah, it's always a word.
Uh, propagate, is that when you?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
yes, you, I heard you in there, thank, goodness,
we're going to do a word of theday, whatever word we stumble on
we're going to post it and youhave to tell us the definition.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yes, yes, so I I like to propagate when you know, uh,
something falls off one of myplants or something and just
recently they are sprouting, butit's been months, so it's
always a reminder whenever Ihave a plant that I do that too.
And then all of a sudden itjust starts sprouting and
there's new leaves coming andthere's like baby little ones
(06:38):
forming and I can see it and I'mlike, oh my God, this is so
cool.
So, um, everything is seasonal.
Yeah, everything is seasonal.
I did.
You know.
It's kind of interesting, causewe were talking about grief not
too long ago in one of ourepisodes and, um, I had a, a
death recently in the last.
I don't even know, was it lastweek, I don't know, it was early
in the week.
Yeah, it's been um, and he waskind of a father figure to me.
(07:01):
So it's uh, yeah, I think it'sjust been a weird limbo of
feelings lately, of work andanxiety and then dealing with
grief, knowing that, oh shit,okay, you're not going to see
this person again, you know.
So, um, yeah, he was a, a greatman, love him he.
(07:22):
He got me through Los Angelesin times when I was thinking
about moving back home and, uh,and I'm still here because one
of the reasons is because of him.
So, um, his name is Jeff, thedad, and I love you and miss you
so much, but, um, yeah, I justit's just, it's crazy.
Life just likes to throw thingsat you at the most random times
(07:43):
.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
He's like he wants to see like how, see like how we,
how we can handle it yeah, Ithink.
I keep like something you knowwhat you say in my head and also
when we had your friend Jamieon and just about like trying to
practice gratitude and likecause I think I've, I've
recognized myself how negative Iam and I'm like you know what,
like, yeah, it sucks right now,but people have it so much worse
than I do I, but people have itso much worse than I do.
(08:03):
I know it's not the best likewe're allowed to feel, but also,
I think, getting yourself outof it and not letting yourself
just wallow in it for days andlike throw a personal pity party
, because you know and I thinkthat's what I've been struggling
with is trying to like you knowwhat, be grateful.
Like I was talking to my mom.
I'm like, I'm 34.
I've lived a lot of life.
I've done a lot of really coolshit.
Like sometimes I forget aboutthat eight year sin I had and
(08:24):
one of the biggest entertainment, sports, entertainment
companies in the world doingeverything, and I got to
remember that I had that andthat this seat and that was
preparing me for this season oflike whatever this season is,
you're in the soil, you're inthe soil.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Right now we're still seeds in a soil and we're
trying to figure out different,like sprouts that are going to
pop up.
Which they are, and we see thempopping up.
Yeah, but it is.
It's back to that hustle, thatgrind, where you know we are in
our mid thirties so we're tiredit is.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
We've been doing hustling for so long it's like
you know why, like why do wehave to work so hard for so?
Long and still like I just wantto go out to Nobu but I can't
afford it.
I can't afford it this month.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I know I just I just want to go get sushi and sake
with you all the time.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I have friends who you know go out and they're like
hey, we're gonna run over tolike to catch tonight.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I'm like well, I'm happy for you.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, I'm gonna order Papa John's, yeah, and drink
some two buck chuck.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Well, it's not two buck chuck anymore, no, but I'm
gonna yeah, I'm gonna go toRalph's and drink some 2 Buck
Chuck.
Well, it's not 2 Buck Chuckanymore, no, but I'm going to go
to Ralph's and buy the $6, thechicken wings and that lasts me
a few days okay.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
So, yes, point is, we're all struggling out here.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Everyone is, though, like you said, everyone is
struggling and everyone's goingthrough things.
It's about getting to the we'rein the last quarter of the year
, which is crazy to think so um,I just think we're all
collectively feeling the samefeels right now, and so it is
important to have people aroundyou that support you and like
what we're doing.
(09:54):
We like, we uplift each other,we make sure we're good, we
check in on each other, um andyeah, so if you are struggling,
just know you're not alone.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
We're all struggling.
You may think we have ittogether because of our really
cute pictures that we post onInstagram, right, but actually,
when we turn the photo cameraoff, we're crying, yeah Well.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I did cry today.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Good it, felt good it does.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
It felt better, it did feel better.
It's like sometimes I don'teven realize.
I get on the phone with myboyfriend and then he could
always tell that something'swrong and I'm trying not to.
And then you know, when you tryto say one thing, it's like and
then it just comes out.
And then, yeah, when you startto say those things about
yourself, like, oh, maybe Ishould just, maybe I'm not,
maybe that, and it's like thosewords hold so much power that we
(10:38):
really have to stop ourselvesfrom saying that about ourselves
, because we all have specialpowers and we just have to find
them.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Everyone does.
Like we've said, we're allwitches, bitches.
I love being a witch.
I used to the kid I used toalways hope I was a witch.
They used to do that thingwhere it's like if you had
certain marks on your body, itwas, it all was fake.
One of them was like thisfreckle I have on my hand.
What?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
did that mean?
Oh, that I was a witch, youknow, I would practice spells in
the mirror.
Nothing really happened.
I mean, oh, I, I had a wholepot and we would throw like cut
your hair, put it in fingernail,put it in.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
We didn't drink it, like powerpuff, girls, sugar and
spice and everything that.
What, no, what our boys bit ofsnakes and snails and puppy dog
tails.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I feel like that's what we would put that in there
and make like little you know,like a little cauldron yeah.
So yeah, I know I've been doingthat for a long time.
Maybe we need to do thattonight.
Maybe we should.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Maybe we're missing, like a certain ingredient.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Oh well, we're filming this on Friday, so by
the time this airs on Wednesday,there's probably going to be
new updates on one of thebiggest stories we've been
following, and that is of theinfant Emmanuel Haro.
Yes, so we were talking aboutit when we got in here.
If you don't know what storywe're talking about, this is a
seven-month-old infant wentmissing August 14th in Eucopia
(11:56):
Is that how you say it?
Yes, I believe so Apparentlyoutside of a Big Five mart.
The mother claimed that she wasattacked while changing his
diaper.
When she woke up, the baby wasgone.
But from the very moment shewent on air to talk about this
every I mean I went through thecomments that one person was
buying her story nope, not oneperson, I, but I didn't either.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I mean I cause you had told you had mentioned it to
me and I kind of heard a littlebit about it, but I went and
did a deep dive for it and it isinsane.
I just I get everyone dealswith grief differently, Like
we've talked about right, somepeople are stoic, some people
are just uncontrollably crying,some people are angry and you
(12:37):
can feel that, but just feltfelt so off on the like the
interview, just felt so, yeah,and as of just like, just as of
this moment today.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Earlier today, the parents were arrested on
suspicion of murder.
They haven't found emmanuel orhis body, and I think, at this
point, that's what they'relooking for as a body right.
Unfortunately it's devastating,but they have been arrested and
you're not getting arrested andcharged with suspicion of
murder unless the police havesomething really strong to go
off of.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
So yeah this is just it just seems very performative,
of course, their interviews,and when they're talking they
need to take acting class ifthey decide to kill a kid again.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I mean, hopefully they don't decide to kill a kid
again.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Hopefully, they get put away for a long time.
If that's the case, becausethey can never do this again,
because the dad has a historyhas a history, uh, and I think
it was back in 2018 that he uhhis two-year-old daughter, I
think it was daughter I think itwas his daughter the one that
still has issues today still hasissues.
I believe she's still in thehospital.
(13:37):
She can't eat, she can't talkand she was a normal baby when
she was born so so obviously hedid something terrible to her.
And the crazy thing too, peoplewere saying they were looking at
photos of Emmanuel when he wasborn and then they were looking
at photos that they had beenposting about him in the most
recent moments and a lot ofpeople were saying the way he
(13:58):
looks, he sort of looks out ofnowhere, that he kind of had
down syndrome, which a lot oftimes is from shaking or shaken,
baby syndrome so like why Ijust don't, like I don't under.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
There's so many ways to prevent having a child if you
don't want one, like you're.
These poor, innocent childrenare being brought into this
earth with you know, hope andpromise to have a great life and
have a happy life that theydeserve, and then they get put
with these piece of shit, humanbeings who have no right.
The amount of people who can'thave children, who are just
begging and praying to havechildren, who want to give
(14:31):
children the best life, then youhave these scumbags.
Like hell is not hot enough foryou.
No, hell is.
I hope.
I hope to god these two fuckersget put into prison and the
worst things that could happento them happen to them
absolutely.
I hope she never mind.
I, I should, I should stop Ijust any, no, anyone who harms
the helpless, whether it bechildren or animals.
It's the innocence, it's thelike what the is wrong with you
(14:52):
no, seriously it is.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
It should bring back public stonings no, literally,
literally, it's, it's a.
It's a really sad situation.
They do have footage of the momapparently throwing a black
garbage bag into a dumpster, andso I'm assuming that that's
probably one of the reasons whythey are becoming getting
(15:14):
arrested, becoming becominggetting arrested.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
And there's a chance of.
I mean, they had to have goneand seen what that bag was.
So I wonder if they haveinformation right now.
They're not.
I just wonder what was maybeprobably like?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, or or was the trash already taken?
Yeah, so they don't have thebag.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah, that's true, who knows Like cause it was a
dumpster it was an infant.
So if that trash over there.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
It's gone, it's done.
So that's really unfortunateand it's just.
It's just.
Uh, you know her stories have alot of holes and
inconsistencies and people onsocial media who work at that
big five are commenting sayingI've been, they've already been,
um inter in, interviewed aboutthe situation from the police.
(15:58):
But they're coming on andmaking comments on people's
social media and telling themthat the mom came in the day
before asking if there weresurveillance cameras really
around the store or around likethe parking lot, and she said
that she was asking because hercar got broken into before there
, which just doesn't I mean likeyeah, I mean, it just doesn't.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
It just doesn't.
Y'all don't watch enough.
They don't watch enough truecrime, right, like there's a
house, like I mean again, noexcuse, and this is a terrible
story, but I mean, I know youwatch a lot of true crime.
Yes, we have all the resourcesto learn how to get away with
pretty much anything.
You are fucking idiots.
Idiots and your murderers andyour pieces of pieces of garbage
and I hope even Satan doesn'taccept you.
(16:41):
I hope there's something darkerfor you.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
It's a really interesting situation and, like
you said, the acting of it allis just insane.
I mean, she said that the guycame up to her and said Hola and
then socked her.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Everyone is trolling the hola thing, yeah socked her
and she passed out.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
And she, the OLA thing, yeah, socked her and she
passed out.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
And she said she saw white and then she stood up.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
It's the little details and the baby was gone.
And also, why are you changingyour baby in the car?
There's a bathroom in Big Fivethat you could use, and then I
think they looked in the car,there was no like baby bag.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
There was nothing that like would show that she
was changing a baby and theblack eye.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
people were saying that before she came in to say
that the baby was missing to theemployees, that before she came
in she already had the blackeye.
And if you look at the blackeye, we've been in fights before
.
Okay, I've gotten black eyesbefore from other people.
That shit was old.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
It takes a minute.
It takes a minute.
Normally when I'm out drinking,I fall down or something, and
the bruise doesn't show up untilthe next day or two.
I'm like what am I doing?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah, you know, you know, like the memes where
they're like, what do girls dowhen they're out and they have
all these bruises all over thelegs?
Like that is us, we know, weknow how bruises work.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Okay, but anyway, I mean, I, I've, I mean we're
being realistic.
Emmanuel is probably no longerwith us.
Hopefully he got his angelwings and he's flying around in
heaven, you know, but I just Ido hope that there's justice
served and, like you know,there's answers and these two
individuals never get the chanceto hurt another child again.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah, the fact that they've.
He's the dad.
I'm not sure about the mom, butthe dad has already hurt, yeah,
some something that has alreadybeen a part of him.
Yeah, you know, that's thecraziest thing too.
It's like this is your blood,your skin.
You're like this is your DNAand you're shaking them.
(18:30):
You're looking up how to feed ababy with a broken rib.
This is insane there should belike.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
There's obviously CPS for like kids who are already
in a bad environment, like I'veexperienced that.
But I feel like there should besomething that's in place with
like.
If you get pregnant, you haveto go through some kind of like
interview process or like.
There has to be something.
Even if you go adopt a puppy,they have to like come to you.
A lot of times they'll come toyour house or get proof that the
(18:57):
you know your place is safe andwell equipped for a puppy Like.
Why aren't we doing that andchecking background checks on my
parents?
And if you can't have a baby,then like I mean, this is the
slippery slope.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeah, I don't know what to do with.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
No, I know, but there needs to be something in place
for, like someone who has ahistory of abusing a child,
should not allow the parentanother child?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
absolutely not even with my two cats.
It was during covid and I stillhad somebody come and check my
house with a mask on and to makesure that it was okay for my
two cats to be there.
You can't do that for children,right?
It's just insane.
I think we need to figure out adifferent way, because it is
too easy for people who shouldnot have children to have
(19:34):
children and it's a really sadand, like you said, a slippery
slope and it's just, it's justnot fair.
It's not fair to, like you said, an infant, something innocent
that can't speak for themselves,can't fight for themselves.
Yeah, they don't know what'sgoing on.
All they're wanting to do islike show you love they want to
be loved.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, it's all they want it's, just it's it's so sad
.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
So, yes, we are praying for emmanuel and the
rest of the family.
Yes, not those two.
I hope that they, like you said, rot in something that's deeper
and uglier than hell.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yes, and I hope prison is fun for you.
Yeah, I just I wish I had like.
I wish I was like this, likegangster who had like friends in
prison.
Right, hey, yo, you make aphone call, I make a phone.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
be like, hey, yo you make a phone call.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I'd make a phone call like hey over in cell block C.
You know, I don't know.
I watched Orange is the NewBlack.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I'm sure we could become like pen pals with
somebody in there.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
And like, yeah, tell them to go after them.
Oh man, Well, linking back tolike true crime, which?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
we watched whatever.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
So doom strolling, talking about having a hard time
sleeping at night, which Ihappen because of all the stress
factors, absolutely I have oneof the most unhealthy habits is
reaching over and grabbing myphone, which I should not do I
like tell myself I need to putit like where I can't reach it
because I'm not going to get outof bed for it.
Yes, pick up my phone.
It's 2, 3 am and then I startscrolling through tiktok, going
down rabbit holes, because atthat time of night the things on
(21:02):
social media aren't what'snormally on social media it's
like there's like almost feelslike the dark web, yep, and then
it's 7 am and it's time to getup and I haven't gone back and
my eyes are still like this,like on the screen, like
scrolling yeah I just keepscrolling and then if it's like
a, if it's a true crimesituation cause that's a lot of
times I that's my jam, I guess.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I mean, I love Dateline, I love Law and Order
SVU my mom and I used to watchthat.
Like I used to go to bed latewatching Law and Order SVU with
my mom, um, and so that's ourthing.
And so, yeah, on TikTok it'slike it's just shorter versions
of it, but you can deep diveinto it.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Oh, then you just go, because you just kick you, hit
that, and then it's hundreds ofvideos, all the stories and all
the videos.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
And then yeah, and then you realize, oh no, okay,
Ooh, it's.
I've been looking at this onestory for two hours.
It's so bad, we really do needto start putting our stuff there
.
But what are you looking at?
I'm looking at, I'm looking atdateline news clips.
I mean, I do it's.
It's either news, news, scary,or it's like very funny.
(22:06):
Yeah, it's one or the other.
It's like hot and cold, andthen in between that it's like
transition videos always get me.
I'm always like, oh, that'scool, I need to learn how to do
that.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
We save it.
We can like, put, put it, doour own content that we never
actually do, we never do.
Hey, lately mine has been.
I went on a mermaid thing.
Like I'm not a mermaid, likeI've never been like this, like
like those grown-ass adults whobuy the, the fins, the mermaid,
fins, and then swim around theocean.
I think they're remembering.
I think those people are weird.
But no, hey, maybe I'd like it.
I don't know, I have a hardtime swimming with.
Maybe if we tried it one day,like we would enjoy it.
I don't, I don't know, I have ahard time swimming with.
Maybe if we tried it one day,like we would enjoy it.
I don't, I don't think I wouldenjoy it, but I'm not a good
swimmer.
I think it was just like nevermind, that's the black
(22:46):
stereotype I can keep up with.
I can't dance and I can't swim.
Mermaids and like apparentlythere was a big earthquake that
happened like a month ago.
And this someone caught likethis big pod of what looked like
mermaids in the middle of theocean like a month ago.
And this someone caught likethis big pod of what looked like
mermaids in the middle of theocean, it couldn't have been
humans, they were too far out,yeah.
And then they like zoomed in.
You literally saw like a humanhead and back and the way they
(23:07):
were like swimming, I'm likethese bitches are aliens.
I mean, I'm mermaids or maybealiens could be both, but maybe
they were, yeah, maybe so then Iwent down this whole rabbit
hole and then I was, like youknow, going into all these like
deep dives of like back in theday and like South Africa, and
how like they're they?
They admit that mermaids are,they are real and they spot them
.
But I'm like, what do they looklike?
And then they say there'smermaids and sirens.
(23:27):
But sirens are the evil ones,who have great voices, who lure
men off their ships and they eatthem.
I don't know.
I think it's fascinating.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Actually after this.
No, I love.
I mean, look, Splash.
Did you ever watch that movie?
It's like an old 90s movie.
This is like this right here.
We'll put it up on the screentoo, but like that.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Okay, the cover?
Yeah, we need to.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
We need to watch that , yeah, it's so good, but that's
when I first fell in love withmermaids way back in the day.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
There's a theory about mermaids that makes sense.
You know, like how dolphins areso nice and welcoming to humans
.
It's because they're theyrecognize us from the deep sea,
because the mermaids look likeus and they think that we're
them.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Honestly, I love that Right.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I love that and maybe sharks and mermaids are enemies
so when they see humans theyeat us.
That could be.
I took that was my own theory.
Yeah, I was like I think sharksdon't even want humans.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
They just think that we're seals.
If we're on top of the surfaceand your legs are dangling, they
think you're like a seal orsomething, and so they think
it's food, but they don'tnecessarily want to eat humans.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
They just they look so evil, though I'm like if
sharks didn't look so mean withthose teeth, like sharks and
alligators and crocodiles andlike piranhas.
They just look evil, but it'snot their fault, that's just how
they were made.
But they look so scary and theyeat us and then I think like
what?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
if I went up to a shark and I was like, hi, hi
Bruce, hi Bruce, my name's.
Bruce and fish are friends, notfood.
Little Nemo was it?
Oh, finding Nemo great.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Finding Nemo said Little Nemo, little Nemo, it's
fine, little Nemo, but yes, butyeah, we should start doom
scrolling because here are somefacts.
It's linked to lower mentalwell-being and life satisfaction
, which you know we're allstruggling with right now.
A review in 2023 found bedtimescrolling leads to insomnia and
poor sleep quality.
Duh.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
And also, they also say you should turn off your
screen an hour before you go tobed.
I love that I'm not doing that.
That's a thing.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Do you sleep with your TV on?
No, Do you have a TV in yourbedroom?
I do See I fall asleep toFamily Guy or King of the Hill
or something.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I used to fall asleep with my TV on, but now I use
like Insight Timer and it'seither rain or there's a guy on
there who just is so soothingand it's a meditation, a sleep
meditation.
It literally puts me to sleepin three minutes.
I don't remember anything thathe says.
Uh, subconsciously, I know I do, obviously, but I I'm out
(26:03):
within two minutes and his voiceis just.
He starts out by saying thankyou for thank you for being here
, dear soul.
That's how he starts it.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
I don't know if I'd like that actually no, you would
love it I fell asleep to theheartbeat on noisemaker.
That's my favorite one becauseyou're bum, bum, bum, bum.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Kind of creepy oh.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
I know, maybe I'll talk to my therapist about that,
okay, and then aliens, I'llthrow this up here on the screen
.
Have you seen that new ship,the big triangular one that
you're posting?
Yes, and it's hard now with AI,because you never know if
something is AI or if it's real.
But also, I think the wholepoint of AI is to get us.
I'm not a conspiracy theorist,but I will say TikTok, takes me
(26:43):
down, this conspiracy rabbithole it does.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
There's just so much.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
There's just so much.
I'm like, oh, maybe that isreal, but everyone's posting
this, this alien ship and it'smassive.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
The mothership is supposed to be coming in what
October?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Yeah, but also I said this before I don't trust the
politicians and the scientiststo tell us the actual truth.
If there's a mothership goingto land here, they're not going
to.
Let us know that, because whatdo you think humans are going to
do when you tell them we'reabout to be invaded by aliens?
Panic People are going to gofucking back.
No one's going to pay theirbills, no one's going to go to
(27:15):
their jobs.
They're going to start looting.
Violence is going to break outlike.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
We're not going to know what's happening until it's
happening all the comments arelike okay, great, so I can just
like quit everything then, andthat's what people will do.
I mean, when the pandemichappened.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Everyone took that as like well, I guess I'm not, I
don't have to do anything, right, any responsibilities, right
right?
So imagine aliens are invadingsomething we have never seen, as
I mean like we said before timeand time again, they're already
here.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Okay, maybe they're just feeling more brave and
confident to show up and showout, and I don't know, I can't.
It's already so heavy and weirdhere that it's like maybe
they'd be a good thing to comehere.
And no, they're already here tocome and show themselves.
But what?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
if they're hostile.
Well, you know, we have allthese crazy-ass robots running
around now.
Maybe they're getting thoseprepared to take on the aliens.
Maybe, Because they're way toosmart.
Have you all seen the RizBot?
Have you seen the RizBot?
Oh, in West Hollywood.
Well, they have them indifferent cities now, but the
RizBot goes up and will be likehey ma and hey ma, and like he
talks to you like that hey ma,your hair's so pretty.
It makes like does pick-uplines to girls.
(28:21):
Or he'll insult you and saysomething like really mean to
you, and then they program thatlike ha ha ha, like crazy, like
laugh it's funny.
But like it knows what you'rewearing, it'll go up to you and
tell you your crimped hair, yourgold chain necklace your you
know?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
how do they know this ?
Yeah, I don't know.
There's, there's been, there'sbeen a lot of images that I've
seen and, like I said, I justfeel like it's all AI.
But like I don't know, and youknow, what's crazy is that there
are going to be people in thisworld that start to fall in love
with these.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Well, these, these robots, and start to have
relationships with them.
You know that's going to happengonna happen.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
They're gonna figure it out how you can.
These things are gonna beprocreating.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Well, it's like the incels of the world which are
all up in my dms all the time.
Who, by the way?
Somebody I'm sure you'rewatching this who has messaged
me from six different numbers aswe, asking for a picture of my
asshole.
It's never gonna happen, butall the only person who's
sending those messages areincels and people who are going
to find a way to fuck a robotand marry one.
Well, also, it's like we justposted.
I mean, people already do that.
(29:26):
I mean, yeah, they already.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
As our sex bots are.
I think, yes, they already dodo that, but this would be on a
whole different level.
We're going to be seeing humanswalking around holding hands
with robots and they're going tobe married to them or in
relationships with them or Idon't know, like having kids, I
mean, I don't know like the.
It's like it's endless of thethings that they can, I know,
(29:48):
provide and program.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
I know and for people who just need, like you can
program, like we've watched allthese, like in the last couple
years, all these ai bot moviescome out the me one, the
Companion, which came out thispast year, megan, megan Program
these bots to like, do what youwant and to tell you know, to
fall in love with you and togive you the things you can't
find from humans.
So I think it's a matter oftime.
I hope to God it's not in thenext, I mean I think it'll be in
(30:12):
our lifetime for sure, butmaybe be, I mean hopefully-
we'll be like on a beach,retired in cabo.
But, like you know, that's whyI'm, I think, if even afraid to
have kids.
I think when we have kids andthey're coming up, this is the
shit they're gonna have to dealwith.
They're gonna have they'regonna come home from school and
complain about the bully, therobot bully on the playground he
(30:35):
farted in my face.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
He hacked my Venmo account lunch money.
I cannot, oh my, okay.
But if aliens did pull up, likeright now, what's the first
thing you're grabbing?
What are you taking with you?
Speaker 2 (30:50):
God, I don't.
I think about that a lot.
Like in the middle of the nightit happens and I don't wear
clothes to bed.
So I'm like, if I don't havetime to put on clothes, we're
running out naked.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
We're running out naked, I probably, I think I, I
don't know, I, I, I mean, Idon't have my cats, I guess.
Yeah, I don't have anycreatures?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah, I guess my cats .
Maybe a phone charger is smart.
I always forget about phonecharger and then like wallet and
maybe my passport, but I don'tknow if I need a passport to
space, because they're going tobeam me up.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I don't think the aliens like if the aliens are
taking us, they're not going toneed a passport.
Oh my gosh, that would beactually really funny, that
would be so fun.
I mean, you know, I think wewould, I think we'd be, I think
we would, uh, we would do goodin that situation.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
We'll go into space and be only fans.
Martins, yes, you know, we canteach them.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
I mean just like, even we posted a picture, we
posted like some pictures theother day and we have, um, oh
yeah, foot fetish, yes.
And it's funny because when wewere taking those pictures and
sometimes I'm like, yeah, arethese real people telling us
this?
Are these bots coming at us?
Or like, what is what'shappening like on social media?
(32:04):
Are you a real person, likesaying this weird creepy stuff?
It's like.
And it's funny because when wewere taking the photos, I
remember asking should we wearsocks?
I know, because I do knowthere's creepy ass people out
there with feet fetishes.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
I mean I bet we're both on.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Wiki.
Have you looked up your Wikifeet?
Well, no, Kayla and I were likewe're just going to start
posting videos of our feet andsee how much money we can uh, we
can make from it, because theamount of people on these photos
that we posted and we'rewearing sweatpants we're not
even in sexy outfits, we'reliterally in boys lie sweatpants
.
Okay, Vanessa.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Curry's feet, looky feet.
If you don't know, look this up.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Oh my gosh.
Okay, hold on, if my feet yourfeet have 4.81 stars, and then
this is all.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Are these you?
Oh, from years and years ago,kayla, stop.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Look, kayla, stop look at all these.
You didn't know this existed.
I had no idea it's like, andthey'll find photos from forever
.
Oh yeah, oh my god, that isfrom like 2009.
Yeah, do you have?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
4.81.
Let's see what mine is 4.1.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I thought you said 4.81 okay, 4.81, I'll take a 4.1
.
Kayla, wait, that's wild, youguys.
I didn't, I'm like turning redmine is uh.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Oh, our new photos are on mine.
Of course they are, and uh 4.92.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Oh my goodness, yes, okay.
So yeah, we do.
We just need to start likeseeing how much money we can
make from our feet.
That is insane, you guys.
I've never seen this over.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Who is running these pages is what I want to know.
If you're watching this, you'rerunning these pages let me know
, let us know how to get ourscore up to a 5.0.
Exactly what do we need to do?
That's what we want.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
But it was crazy.
I remember texting Kayla saying, wow, these feet comments are
insane.
Maybe we should start sellingfeet pictures, like putting milk
and honey all over our feet andselling those Just selling it
out.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
See what happens.
I'm not and I won't do OnlyFans.
I'm not going to post nude butlike my feet are already on the
internet, clearly, and if we canmake money from them and I
don't think like it's going toruin my chances of going home
for the holidays, I think myparents would understand and it
wasn't up until a few years agothat we had to think about that,
about our feet being onpictures.
Without some perv jer, I nevermy ex-boyfriend wouldn't even
(34:12):
touch my feet.
I didn't even know like feetwere.
I don't even really like my ownfeet.
I hate my feet.
They're huge and I'm alwaysmissing a toenail.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
And even with the toenail missing, they are going
after her feet.
I'm telling you this was thecraziest I've never experienced.
I know she gets like a lot ofcreepy things like that, but
I've never had a creepysituation like that with feet.
To be honest, the worst thingI've had is someone like offer
you know?
Oh, I threw away my holy socksthat were in the last episode
(34:40):
that we did and I posted a funnyvideo about it on my Tik TOK,
about throwing it away, and Igot a DM from some random person
saying how much you should havesold them and I kind of now
wish I would have just been like, well, how much I'll send them
to you right, kind of now wish Iwould have just been like, well
, how much I'll send them to youright now in the mail, like I,
I wish, I wish I I did.
But I just the trash wasalready out at that point and so
(35:03):
I before I, before I saw it,and damn it, I didn't do it.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
But that is insane, you guys well, you know, like
sydney sweeney's doing all this,like really, what was she
selling recently?
Oh her, a candle that wellsmells like your vagina well,
that was uh something.
When the no, that yeah but thenCindy Sweeney did something
recently, like she was in thebath or maybe just it's a soap,
it's a soap that smells like heror something.
Okay, and anyway, people willdo this.
So I'm thinking what if we didthe thing where we like get some
(35:28):
like custom milk and honeysocks, we sit online, we put
them on they can see it, you it.
We'll run around and then we'lltake them off and then we'll
sell them.
We're going to say they're sosweaty, $100 a pop.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
You think that's enough, or should it be more?
Speaker 2 (35:40):
I think people would pay more Do we both wear them?
They go on my foot, I think.
If they're double foot, doublefoot, double foot Double, dipped
, double dipped.
Double dipped feet, double foot.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Double dip, double dips.
They're double dips, doubledipped feet that's going to be
the name of our feet.
Double dipped feet yes.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
And that my friends.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
For your low price of $2.99,.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
these can be yours To do with whatever you.
Please Just don't let us knowwhat that is.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Yeah, I don't want to know, I don't want to know.
I just don't want to know, wantto know, I just don't want to
know.
But yeah, great Good times.
That's the world.
Good times, that is the worldthat we're living in.
That was the first time I'veever experienced that, like I'm
still kind of hot.
You didn't know that I didn'tknow that wiki like feet was a
thing.
I knew I've heard of it butI've never.
I was on it.
(36:31):
I'm going to, I guess Peoplelike my feet 4.82.
I keep hitting this oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Okay.
So the world obviously is inthe shitter.
The plague, you guys, theplague.
Okay, someone in Californiathis month, in South Lake Tahoe,
tested positive for the plague,likely from a flea while
camping.
Ok, a county health officialsaid the plague is rare but
several rodents in Tahoe havetested positive in recent years.
(37:01):
Cool, cool, thanks for tellingus, thanks for letting us know
that this has been a thing inthe last.
If we're talking about freakingdiseases that were around back
in the freaking like Gilded Age,like what, what the hell?
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, no, I mean it's.
It is very scary.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
at least they did say that the person is home and uh,
recovering with antibiotics sowhen caught early, I'm a person
who gets sick and I push it offand I'm not going to go to the
doctor because my health I don'treally think I have health
insurance right now, for beinghonest, for sure, I think I just
got, I think it just gotcanceled.
(37:38):
I think I think atna or whatever, whatever, no, kaiser, I think
I canceled me, but also from aflea and I just yeah, like
that's just this, it's's a fleetis this big you guys, and
they're everywhere, like,especially in the woods.
How?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
is this tiny little thing carrying this big, this
big deathly historical plaguesituation that you can just die
from.
I mean it's, it is.
Yeah, it's interesting, it'svery scary.
But honestly, sometimes I lookat the world, I'm like bite me
flea, I mean in this climatesure, fleas, aliens, mermaids
yes, just take me, maybe we arethem, and that's why we're like,
(38:22):
we're ready, we're what?
I'm a mermaid, I'm an alien,we're all those.
I'm a flea that maybe I'm aplague carrier.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
So that's why, you know, maybe I, maybe I carry the
flag.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
So I don't know, I just it's it's very interesting
times, but I do.
And again, this is a conspiracy, situation theory, whatever you
want to call it.
But it's like do you think thatthey're just giving a story
sometimes to defer us to other,bigger situations that are going
on?
We don't have to get into it,but like the Epstein files,
(38:51):
right, like everyone wants toknow, like what's going on, and
now we have other things thatare scaring people.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
We're the most ADD people ever.
It's literally like you changethe subject on us.
We're like, okay, we'll comewith Yep, and then we forgot
what we were really pissed offabout which is why it's
important.
When, like celebrities get likein trouble for something, it's
like stay off social media, juststay off social media, because
You're not going to be yes,because we are so ADD we can't
focus.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
We can't.
So I don't know, I meanhopefully not that I want this
to be true, but hopefully thatdid happen.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
It's not like some false story that they're just
using to scare us all into theplague story.
Staying home yeah, I know, Ithink it's true.
I don't think the economy wantsCOVID.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
That's true.
I don't think people wouldanyway Like, even if you tried
to get people to stay home, noone's staying home, no one's
staying home.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
I mean I didn't.
I mean Florida, we didn't stayhome, I was in Florida.
I mean, yeah, you were inFlorida, so that's we got.
It literally was like Iremember I was out at well, I'm
just going to finish my AperolSpritz and no one took it
seriously, Of course.
And then of course, we took itseriously for all of like two
(39:57):
weeks, and then Florida was likelet's just move all the tables
outside, you can come, stillparty and like I mean very
irresponsible.
I'm not condoning it, but likethat is just kind of how I know
New York and LA especially.
Oh yeah, we were shut down.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
We were shut.
I mean, I couldn't even go tomy pool at the time, yeah, like
even our pool was shut down,which is outside, which is funny
when you think about it now.
I mean I was going to a park ina mask, yeah, like I didn't
have a balcony at the time, so Ilived next door or across the
street from a park at the time,so I would go out there just to
get some air and be outside.
(40:33):
But even then everyone waswearing masks.
Yeah, outside, yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Which is interesting.
I mean yeah, I mean, some of usdid that too, yeah, I had
friends who would like want tovisit me, but they'd sit at the
end of the driveway with theirmask on to talk to me.
I'm like leave, I'm not doingall that.
Yeah, I mean, I'm a big fan oflike staying safe, but if you're
gonna wear a mask 20 feet awayfrom me, like just text me.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
We had Zoom.
Yeah, just Zoom.
I mean, honestly, one thing Iwill take from that moment is
that I did get a lot of a lot, alot closer to people because
Zoom was so fun.
Yeah, it was a thing.
We'd have Zoom.
My first Coachella experiencewas on Zoom, really yeah,
because Coachella was obviouslycanceled but they had some live
(41:20):
situations.
My friends were like come on,hop on, and some of my friends
would have lights going on.
Oh cute.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
We should do that now .
I know Because I'm leaving myhouse a lot of times, so that's
a way to get me out.
It's like I'll get a bottle ofwine at my place, but we don't
Even my family, my extendedfamily.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
We would do, you know , zoom calls with.
There's not a lot of us, but wewould across the country and
everything and we'd get on aZoom call and I hadn't seen some
of those people in years.
I saw them multiple times, youknow.
And then life happens and nowwe're back to we don't really
see them anymore, you know butweird, it is weird.
(41:58):
It feels like the pandemic wasyesterday, but it also feels
like it was like 10 years ago.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah, what was it?
Twenty, twenty, nineteen totwenty.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
I mean twenty twenty two, kind of twenty twenty one.
Twenty twenty two is still likeiffy, I guess.
So we shut down.
Just an interesting time andspace it was.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Well, next week we are going to dive into a lot of
what it was like being amillennial, especially back then
.
So we're going to be talkingabout some of the artists and
the activities and the candiesand the games and the trends
that we had to keep up with thatare no longer in style, I know
because I've been learning thatI'm.
A lot of things I do now are,as my little 14 year old says,
(42:41):
aunt kayla, you're so cringe.
Oh right, you little bitch, sitdown.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
No birthday card for you this year oh, it's like my
sister, because I'm nine yearsyounger than her, so she'd
always be like you keep me young, and I'm like, no, I don't keep
you young anymore.
No, we're both there, I'm rightwhere you are now.
We're in the same boat, butyeah, it'll be fun.
We're going to have lots ofdiscussions about that, and yeah
(43:11):
, so stay tuned for next week.
That's right, it's going to bea fun one, it is?
Kayla had to buy some of ourtoys off of eBay, so let's just
put it that way yes, I had tobuy some vintage items Vintage
because we're vintage.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
now we are vintage, yep, vintage and cringy is what
we are.
But even though we are vintage.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Oh, here it goes.
We are still going to be thebest ingredients that you will
have when we serve you your tea,and we'll see you next time.
We'll see you next time, bye.
Hello everyone, welcome back to Milk and Honeys.
This is episode 17,.
Which is crazy.
I'm your host, vanessa Curry,alongside the beautiful Kayla
Becker, and today we are goingto get into aliens.
Alongside the beautiful, I'mKayla Becker, and today we are
going to get into aliens,plagues and pop stardom.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I mean, why not?
Yep?
What else are we talking aboutthese days?
What other important things arethere even to discuss?
Yep, so many things, so manythings.
But beyond the things thatwe're seeing on the interwebs
and the TikToks and the socials,we still have a lot going on in
our lives.
Yes, and I think it's importantfor us especially when we don't
see each other for a week's setof time or five days.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, feels like a month, but it's really just like
five days and I'm like is Kaylamad at me, I know, and then
she's like is Vanessa?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
mad at me.
You know, don't have that withyour friends.
You don't talk regularly.
You think they things you couldhave said or done.
Yeah, why they'd be mad.
You meanwhile, your friend, issitting over there just like,
literally I'm like I wonder whatkayla's doing, what's going on?
What am I gonna order on ubereats tonight?
Oh, but you did have a busyweek.
I know your man was in town.
You did some fun activities wedid.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
We, uh.
We went to his friend'sbirthday party he is a a huge uh
dj agent and we went to theMagic Castle.
Oh, what do you think?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
The Magic Castle is my happy place.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
That was so much fun.
It was everything I love magic.
I've been there a few timesbefore, but it's different to go
there for a private event.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Was it like all shut down for girls?
All shut down?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
What the hell.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Wow.
So it was just, it was so cool,we saw a magic show, obviously
and yeah, I just love magic.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I loved it.
Are you the kind of person likewho wants to, like, keep the
magic magic, or do you want toknow the tricks behind the
tricks?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Oh no, I used to watch that show called oh, we
talked about this we called, oh,we talked about, we talked
about this and I forget.
I wanted to get him on our showyes, it was the matte mask
magician, I think is what it wascalled, and it was back in the
early 2000s for sure and theywould show you how the magic
trick is done, like these bigones and then also the little,
(02:18):
like card ones too.
Um, so I want to know, but Idon't need to know there.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I'd like to go home later and maybe like, yeah, keep
the magic alive and I wasshocked.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
There was one magic trick that this guy did where
he's just asking people randomquestions where they'd have to
answer in a number format andthen at the end of the whole
thing, it was the date.
It was the date that like808-18 our calculators.
It was insane.
I don't know how he did.
(02:49):
He's like asking people likebirthdays or what.
What year were you?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
born.
Do you think there were plantsin the audience?
I always wonder that because Ilook around I'm like, are you a
plant?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
but I don't think for that one, I do think for some
of them, like he was blindfoldedfor one and there was three
objects.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I gave a tampon because obviously um, and so he
was blindfolded for one, andthere was three objects.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I gave a tampon because obviously, um, and so he
was blindfolded and he had thisgirl hold it and he's like you
know, yeah, and then he guessedall of them and I'm like how the
hell are you guessing all these?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I have to watch so closely.
Did you do any like theclose-up magic like?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
no, we didn't do any cards.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
The cards are my favorite, and there's one room
in the magic castle it's like atavern, like on the bottom floor
, and they let like two peoplesit at the bar so you can sit
really close.
And I got one of those luckyseats and I literally would not
blink to make sure.
I was like I'm going to figureout what he's doing.
And never once could I.
Every time I go there, it justblows me away.
(03:46):
Every time I loved it.
I, yeah, I'm, I'm a magic freak, I loved it.
I it's yeah, I'm, I'm a magicfreak, I love it.
We should bring a magician onthe show.
My friend manages, or helpsmanage, um, uh, michael.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Carbonara oh, really fun.
Okay, the carbonara effect backin the day.
We need you.
Yes, and he already agreed tocome on.
I asked Okay, perfect, done anddone.
We're going to have a magicshow on.
Yes, okay, perfect.
I love that, but how are youdoing?
What's new with you?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I'm good, you know, like, if I'm being honest, you
know, you know this, but youknow it's just been a struggle.
I think everyone is kind ofstruggling right now.
I think everyone has beenstruggling for a while.
As you know, I've been tryingto find like consistent work
since post WWE and it was justdifficult because, like when I
left, everyone's like oh, like Ithink I care too much about
(04:24):
public perception.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Of course, because everyone's like oh she's leaving
.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
She's going to go do something big, of course, and I
left without really havinganything planned, like I did a
movie that who knows if it'sgoing to come out it will.
When I left WWE, I waspresented with like three
awesome hosting gigs.
I just like we're living in LA,it's expensive, and like we're
doing our passion projects.
(04:46):
But passion projects like don'tmake a ton of money and so and
they cost money.
Yeah paying money, yeah, and soI think right now it's just
that's kind of been the struggle.
But I think what I've alsolearned is like I take things so
personally and I think for meI've been like in my head like I
must be because I'm not as goodas I think I am, or I'm just
not talented, people don't wantme.
But then when I talk to all myfriends in every industry and
(05:07):
hear everybody is struggling,even the most qualified people
in their fields, yep, I feel alittle bit better about like
this is just the world, we're inthe middle of a fucking
recession, like whether you likewe're saying it like that's
what's happening right now.
So it is trying to stay positiveand like but I'm not gonna lie,
I wake up.
I have stress dreams everynight.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I I woke up this morning with a panic attack I
and I don't know where it camefrom.
I been really busy and uh, it'swhen you get super busy and
you're hustling but then you'renot feeling like financially
free yet, but you know thatyou're doing all the things that
(05:44):
you're supposed to be doing andmaking all the deposits exactly
, and I know it will come.
And it's funny because I have,uh, this plant that I prop,
propagated, prop, prop are wedoing this again.
yeah, it's always a word.
Uh, propagate, is that when you?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
yes, you, I heard you in there, thank, goodness,
we're going to do a word of theday, whatever word we stumble on
we're going to post it and youhave to tell us the definition.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yes, yes, so I I like to propagate when you know, uh,
something falls off one of myplants or something and just
recently they are sprouting, butit's been months, so it's
always a reminder whenever Ihave a plant that I do that too.
And then all of a sudden itjust starts sprouting and
there's new leaves coming andthere's like baby little ones
(06:38):
forming and I can see it and I'mlike, oh my God, this is so
cool.
So, um, everything is seasonal.
Yeah, everything is seasonal.
I did.
You know.
It's kind of interesting, causewe were talking about grief not
too long ago in one of ourepisodes and, um, I had a, a
death recently in the last.
I don't even know, was it lastweek, I don't know, it was early
in the week.
Yeah, it's been um, and he waskind of a father figure to me.
(07:01):
So it's uh, yeah, I think it'sjust been a weird limbo of
feelings lately, of work andanxiety and then dealing with
grief, knowing that, oh shit,okay, you're not going to see
this person again, you know.
So, um, yeah, he was a, a greatman, love him he.
(07:22):
He got me through Los Angelesin times when I was thinking
about moving back home and, uh,and I'm still here because one
of the reasons is because of him.
So, um, his name is Jeff, thedad, and I love you and miss you
so much, but, um, yeah, I justit's just, it's crazy.
Life just likes to throw thingsat you at the most random times
(07:43):
.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
He's like he wants to see like how, see like how we,
how we can handle it yeah, Ithink.
I keep like something you knowwhat you say in my head and also
when we had your friend Jamieon and just about like trying to
practice gratitude and likecause I think I've, I've
recognized myself how negative Iam and I'm like you know what,
like, yeah, it sucks right now,but people have it so much worse
than I do I, but people have itso much worse than I do.
(08:03):
I know it's not the best likewe're allowed to feel, but also,
I think, getting yourself outof it and not letting yourself
just wallow in it for days andlike throw a personal pity party
, because you know and I thinkthat's what I've been struggling
with is trying to like you knowwhat, be grateful.
Like I was talking to my mom.
I'm like, I'm 34.
I've lived a lot of life.
I've done a lot of really coolshit.
Like sometimes I forget aboutthat eight year sin I had and
(08:24):
one of the biggest entertainment, sports, entertainment
companies in the world doingeverything, and I got to
remember that I had that andthat this seat and that was
preparing me for this season oflike whatever this season is,
you're in the soil, you're inthe soil.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Right now we're still seeds in a soil and we're
trying to figure out different,like sprouts that are going to
pop up.
Which they are, and we see thempopping up.
Yeah, but it is.
It's back to that hustle, thatgrind, where you know we are in
our mid thirties so we're tiredit is.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
We've been doing hustling for so long it's like
you know why, like why do wehave to work so hard for so?
Long and still like I just wantto go out to Nobu but I can't
afford it.
I can't afford it this month.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I know I just I just want to go get sushi and sake
with you all the time.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I have friends who you know go out and they're like
hey, we're gonna run over tolike to catch tonight.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I'm like well, I'm happy for you.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, I'm gonna order Papa John's, yeah, and drink
some two buck chuck.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Well, it's not two buck chuck anymore, no, but I'm
gonna yeah, I'm gonna go toRalph's and drink some 2 Buck
Chuck.
Well, it's not 2 Buck Chuckanymore, no, but I'm going to go
to Ralph's and buy the $6, thechicken wings and that lasts me
a few days okay.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
So, yes, point is, we're all struggling out here.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Everyone is, though, like you said, everyone is
struggling and everyone's goingthrough things.
It's about getting to the we'rein the last quarter of the year
, which is crazy to think so um,I just think we're all
collectively feeling the samefeels right now, and so it is
important to have people aroundyou that support you and like
what we're doing.
(09:54):
We like, we uplift each other,we make sure we're good, we
check in on each other, um andyeah, so if you are struggling,
just know you're not alone.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
We're all struggling.
You may think we have ittogether because of our really
cute pictures that we post onInstagram, right, but actually,
when we turn the photo cameraoff, we're crying, yeah Well.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I did cry today.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Good it, felt good it does.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
It felt better, it did feel better.
It's like sometimes I don'teven realize.
I get on the phone with myboyfriend and then he could
always tell that something'swrong and I'm trying not to.
And then you know, when you tryto say one thing, it's like and
then it just comes out.
And then, yeah, when you startto say those things about
yourself, like, oh, maybe Ishould just, maybe I'm not,
maybe that, and it's like thosewords hold so much power that we
(10:38):
really have to stop ourselvesfrom saying that about ourselves
, because we all have specialpowers and we just have to find
them.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Everyone does.
Like we've said, we're allwitches, bitches.
I love being a witch.
I used to the kid I used toalways hope I was a witch.
They used to do that thingwhere it's like if you had
certain marks on your body, itwas, it all was fake.
One of them was like thisfreckle I have on my hand.
What?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
did that mean?
Oh, that I was a witch, youknow, I would practice spells in
the mirror.
Nothing really happened.
I mean, oh, I, I had a wholepot and we would throw like cut
your hair, put it in fingernail,put it in.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
We didn't drink it, like powerpuff, girls, sugar and
spice and everything that.
What, no, what our boys bit ofsnakes and snails and puppy dog
tails.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I feel like that's what we would put that in there
and make like little you know,like a little cauldron yeah.
So yeah, I know I've been doingthat for a long time.
Maybe we need to do thattonight.
Maybe we should.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Maybe we're missing, like a certain ingredient.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Oh well, we're filming this on Friday, so by
the time this airs on Wednesday,there's probably going to be
new updates on one of thebiggest stories we've been
following, and that is of theinfant Emmanuel Haro.
Yes, so we were talking aboutit when we got in here.
If you don't know what storywe're talking about, this is a
seven-month-old infant wentmissing August 14th in Eucopia
(11:56):
Is that how you say it?
Yes, I believe so Apparentlyoutside of a Big Five mart.
The mother claimed that she wasattacked while changing his
diaper.
When she woke up, the baby wasgone.
But from the very moment shewent on air to talk about this
every I mean I went through thecomments that one person was
buying her story nope, not oneperson, I, but I didn't either.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I mean I cause you had told you had mentioned it to
me and I kind of heard a littlebit about it, but I went and
did a deep dive for it and it isinsane.
I just I get everyone dealswith grief differently, Like
we've talked about right, somepeople are stoic, some people
are just uncontrollably crying,some people are angry and you
(12:37):
can feel that, but just feltfelt so off on the like the
interview, just felt so, yeah,and as of just like, just as of
this moment today.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Earlier today, the parents were arrested on
suspicion of murder.
They haven't found emmanuel orhis body, and I think, at this
point, that's what they'relooking for as a body right.
Unfortunately it's devastating,but they have been arrested and
you're not getting arrested andcharged with suspicion of
murder unless the police havesomething really strong to go
off of.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
So yeah this is just it just seems very performative,
of course, their interviews,and when they're talking they
need to take acting class ifthey decide to kill a kid again.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I mean, hopefully they don't decide to kill a kid
again.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Hopefully, they get put away for a long time.
If that's the case, becausethey can never do this again,
because the dad has a historyhas a history, uh, and I think
it was back in 2018 that he uhhis two-year-old daughter, I
think it was daughter I think itwas his daughter the one that
still has issues today still hasissues.
I believe she's still in thehospital.
(13:37):
She can't eat, she can't talkand she was a normal baby when
she was born so so obviously hedid something terrible to her.
And the crazy thing too, peoplewere saying they were looking at
photos of Emmanuel when he wasborn and then they were looking
at photos that they had beenposting about him in the most
recent moments and a lot ofpeople were saying the way he
(13:58):
looks, he sort of looks out ofnowhere, that he kind of had
down syndrome, which a lot oftimes is from shaking or shaken,
baby syndrome so like why Ijust don't, like I don't under.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
There's so many ways to prevent having a child if you
don't want one, like you're.
These poor, innocent childrenare being brought into this
earth with you know, hope andpromise to have a great life and
have a happy life that theydeserve, and then they get put
with these piece of shit, humanbeings who have no right.
The amount of people who can'thave children, who are just
begging and praying to havechildren, who want to give
(14:31):
children the best life, then youhave these scumbags.
Like hell is not hot enough foryou.
No, hell is.
I hope.
I hope to god these two fuckersget put into prison and the
worst things that could happento them happen to them
absolutely.
I hope she never mind.
I, I should, I should stop Ijust any, no, anyone who harms
the helpless, whether it bechildren or animals.
It's the innocence, it's thelike what the is wrong with you
(14:52):
no, seriously it is.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
It should bring back public stonings no, literally,
literally, it's, it's a.
It's a really sad situation.
They do have footage of the momapparently throwing a black
garbage bag into a dumpster, andso I'm assuming that that's
probably one of the reasons whythey are becoming getting
(15:14):
arrested, becoming becominggetting arrested.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
And there's a chance of.
I mean, they had to have goneand seen what that bag was.
So I wonder if they haveinformation right now.
They're not.
I just wonder what was maybeprobably like?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, or or was the trash already taken?
Yeah, so they don't have thebag.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah, that's true, who knows Like cause it was a
dumpster it was an infant.
So if that trash over there.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
It's gone, it's done.
So that's really unfortunateand it's just.
It's just.
Uh, you know her stories have alot of holes and
inconsistencies and people onsocial media who work at that
big five are commenting sayingI've been, they've already been,
um inter in, interviewed aboutthe situation from the police.
(15:58):
But they're coming on andmaking comments on people's
social media and telling themthat the mom came in the day
before asking if there weresurveillance cameras really
around the store or around likethe parking lot, and she said
that she was asking because hercar got broken into before there
, which just doesn't I mean likeyeah, I mean, it just doesn't.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
It just doesn't.
Y'all don't watch enough.
They don't watch enough truecrime, right, like there's a
house, like I mean again, noexcuse, and this is a terrible
story, but I mean, I know youwatch a lot of true crime.
Yes, we have all the resourcesto learn how to get away with
pretty much anything.
You are fucking idiots.
Idiots and your murderers andyour pieces of pieces of garbage
and I hope even Satan doesn'taccept you.
(16:41):
I hope there's something darkerfor you.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
It's a really interesting situation and, like
you said, the acting of it allis just insane.
I mean, she said that the guycame up to her and said Hola and
then socked her.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Everyone is trolling the hola thing, yeah socked her
and she passed out.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
And she, the OLA thing, yeah, socked her and she
passed out.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
And she said she saw white and then she stood up.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
It's the little details and the baby was gone.
And also, why are you changingyour baby in the car?
There's a bathroom in Big Fivethat you could use, and then I
think they looked in the car,there was no like baby bag.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
There was nothing that like would show that she
was changing a baby and theblack eye.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
people were saying that before she came in to say
that the baby was missing to theemployees, that before she came
in she already had the blackeye.
And if you look at the blackeye, we've been in fights before
.
Okay, I've gotten black eyesbefore from other people.
That shit was old.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
It takes a minute.
It takes a minute.
Normally when I'm out drinking,I fall down or something, and
the bruise doesn't show up untilthe next day or two.
I'm like what am I doing?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah, you know, you know, like the memes where
they're like, what do girls dowhen they're out and they have
all these bruises all over thelegs?
Like that is us, we know, weknow how bruises work.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Okay, but anyway, I mean, I, I've, I mean we're
being realistic.
Emmanuel is probably no longerwith us.
Hopefully he got his angelwings and he's flying around in
heaven, you know, but I just Ido hope that there's justice
served and, like you know,there's answers and these two
individuals never get the chanceto hurt another child again.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah, the fact that they've.
He's the dad.
I'm not sure about the mom, butthe dad has already hurt, yeah,
some something that has alreadybeen a part of him.
Yeah, you know, that's thecraziest thing too.
It's like this is your blood,your skin.
You're like this is your DNAand you're shaking them.
(18:30):
You're looking up how to feed ababy with a broken rib.
This is insane there should belike.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
There's obviously CPS for like kids who are already
in a bad environment, like I'veexperienced that.
But I feel like there should besomething that's in place with
like.
If you get pregnant, you haveto go through some kind of like
interview process or like.
There has to be something.
Even if you go adopt a puppy,they have to like come to you.
A lot of times they'll come toyour house or get proof that the
(18:57):
you know your place is safe andwell equipped for a puppy Like.
Why aren't we doing that andchecking background checks on my
parents?
And if you can't have a baby,then like I mean, this is the
slippery slope.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeah, I don't know what to do with.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
No, I know, but there needs to be something in place
for, like someone who has ahistory of abusing a child,
should not allow the parentanother child?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
absolutely not even with my two cats.
It was during covid and I stillhad somebody come and check my
house with a mask on and to makesure that it was okay for my
two cats to be there.
You can't do that for children,right?
It's just insane.
I think we need to figure out adifferent way, because it is
too easy for people who shouldnot have children to have
(19:34):
children and it's a really sadand, like you said, a slippery
slope and it's just, it's justnot fair.
It's not fair to, like you said, an infant, something innocent
that can't speak for themselves,can't fight for themselves.
Yeah, they don't know what'sgoing on.
All they're wanting to do islike show you love they want to
be loved.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, it's all they want it's, just it's it's so sad
.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
So, yes, we are praying for emmanuel and the
rest of the family.
Yes, not those two.
I hope that they, like you said, rot in something that's deeper
and uglier than hell.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yes, and I hope prison is fun for you.
Yeah, I just I wish I had like.
I wish I was like this, likegangster who had like friends in
prison.
Right, hey, yo, you make aphone call, I make a phone.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
be like, hey, yo you make a phone call.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I'd make a phone call like hey over in cell block C.
You know, I don't know.
I watched Orange is the NewBlack.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I'm sure we could become like pen pals with
somebody in there.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
And like, yeah, tell them to go after them.
Oh man, Well, linking back tolike true crime, which?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
we watched whatever.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
So doom strolling, talking about having a hard time
sleeping at night, which Ihappen because of all the stress
factors, absolutely I have oneof the most unhealthy habits is
reaching over and grabbing myphone, which I should not do I
like tell myself I need to putit like where I can't reach it
because I'm not going to get outof bed for it.
Yes, pick up my phone.
It's 2, 3 am and then I startscrolling through tiktok, going
down rabbit holes, because atthat time of night the things on
(21:02):
social media aren't what'snormally on social media it's
like there's like almost feelslike the dark web, yep, and then
it's 7 am and it's time to getup and I haven't gone back and
my eyes are still like this,like on the screen, like
scrolling yeah I just keepscrolling and then if it's like
a, if it's a true crimesituation cause that's a lot of
times I that's my jam, I guess.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I mean, I love Dateline, I love Law and Order
SVU my mom and I used to watchthat.
Like I used to go to bed latewatching Law and Order SVU with
my mom, um, and so that's ourthing.
And so, yeah, on TikTok it'slike it's just shorter versions
of it, but you can deep diveinto it.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Oh, then you just go, because you just kick you, hit
that, and then it's hundreds ofvideos, all the stories and all
the videos.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
And then yeah, and then you realize, oh no, okay,
Ooh, it's.
I've been looking at this onestory for two hours.
It's so bad, we really do needto start putting our stuff there
.
But what are you looking at?
I'm looking at, I'm looking atdateline news clips.
I mean, I do it's.
It's either news, news, scary,or it's like very funny.
(22:06):
Yeah, it's one or the other.
It's like hot and cold, andthen in between that it's like
transition videos always get me.
I'm always like, oh, that'scool, I need to learn how to do
that.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
We save it.
We can like, put, put it, doour own content that we never
actually do, we never do.
Hey, lately mine has been.
I went on a mermaid thing.
Like I'm not a mermaid, likeI've never been like this, like
like those grown-ass adults whobuy the, the fins, the mermaid,
fins, and then swim around theocean.
I think they're remembering.
I think those people are weird.
But no, hey, maybe I'd like it.
I don't know, I have a hardtime swimming with.
Maybe if we tried it one day,like we would enjoy it.
I don't, I don't know, I have ahard time swimming with.
Maybe if we tried it one day,like we would enjoy it.
I don't, I don't think I wouldenjoy it, but I'm not a good
swimmer.
I think it was just like nevermind, that's the black
(22:46):
stereotype I can keep up with.
I can't dance and I can't swim.
Mermaids and like apparentlythere was a big earthquake that
happened like a month ago.
And this someone caught likethis big pod of what looked like
mermaids in the middle of theocean like a month ago.
And this someone caught likethis big pod of what looked like
mermaids in the middle of theocean, it couldn't have been
humans, they were too far out,yeah.
And then they like zoomed in.
You literally saw like a humanhead and back and the way they
(23:07):
were like swimming, I'm likethese bitches are aliens.
I mean, I'm mermaids or maybealiens could be both, but maybe
they were, yeah, maybe so then Iwent down this whole rabbit
hole and then I was, like youknow, going into all these like
deep dives of like back in theday and like South Africa, and
how like they're they?
They admit that mermaids are,they are real and they spot them
.
But I'm like, what do they looklike?
And then they say there'smermaids and sirens.
(23:27):
But sirens are the evil ones,who have great voices, who lure
men off their ships and they eatthem.
I don't know.
I think it's fascinating.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Actually after this.
No, I love.
I mean, look, Splash.
Did you ever watch that movie?
It's like an old 90s movie.
This is like this right here.
We'll put it up on the screentoo, but like that.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Okay, the cover?
Yeah, we need to.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
We need to watch that , yeah, it's so good, but that's
when I first fell in love withmermaids way back in the day.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
There's a theory about mermaids that makes sense.
You know, like how dolphins areso nice and welcoming to humans
.
It's because they're theyrecognize us from the deep sea,
because the mermaids look likeus and they think that we're
them.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Honestly, I love that Right.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I love that and maybe sharks and mermaids are enemies
so when they see humans theyeat us.
That could be.
I took that was my own theory.
Yeah, I was like I think sharksdon't even want humans.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
They just think that we're seals.
If we're on top of the surfaceand your legs are dangling, they
think you're like a seal orsomething, and so they think
it's food, but they don'tnecessarily want to eat humans.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
They just they look so evil, though I'm like if
sharks didn't look so mean withthose teeth, like sharks and
alligators and crocodiles andlike piranhas.
They just look evil, but it'snot their fault, that's just how
they were made.
But they look so scary and theyeat us and then I think like
what?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
if I went up to a shark and I was like, hi, hi
Bruce, hi Bruce, my name's.
Bruce and fish are friends, notfood.
Little Nemo was it?
Oh, finding Nemo great.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Finding Nemo said Little Nemo, little Nemo, it's
fine, little Nemo, but yes, butyeah, we should start doom
scrolling because here are somefacts.
It's linked to lower mentalwell-being and life satisfaction
, which you know we're allstruggling with right now.
A review in 2023 found bedtimescrolling leads to insomnia and
poor sleep quality.
Duh.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
And also, they also say you should turn off your
screen an hour before you go tobed.
I love that I'm not doing that.
That's a thing.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Do you sleep with your TV on?
No, Do you have a TV in yourbedroom?
I do See I fall asleep toFamily Guy or King of the Hill
or something.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I used to fall asleep with my TV on, but now I use
like Insight Timer and it'seither rain or there's a guy on
there who just is so soothingand it's a meditation, a sleep
meditation.
It literally puts me to sleepin three minutes.
I don't remember anything thathe says.
Uh, subconsciously, I know I do, obviously, but I I'm out
(26:03):
within two minutes and his voiceis just.
He starts out by saying thankyou for thank you for being here
, dear soul.
That's how he starts it.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
I don't know if I'd like that actually no, you would
love it I fell asleep to theheartbeat on noisemaker.
That's my favorite one becauseyou're bum, bum, bum, bum.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Kind of creepy oh.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
I know, maybe I'll talk to my therapist about that,
okay, and then aliens, I'llthrow this up here on the screen
.
Have you seen that new ship,the big triangular one that
you're posting?
Yes, and it's hard now with AI,because you never know if
something is AI or if it's real.
But also, I think the wholepoint of AI is to get us.
I'm not a conspiracy theorist,but I will say TikTok, takes me
(26:43):
down, this conspiracy rabbithole it does.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
There's just so much.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
There's just so much.
I'm like, oh, maybe that isreal, but everyone's posting
this, this alien ship and it'smassive.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
The mothership is supposed to be coming in what
October?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Yeah, but also I said this before I don't trust the
politicians and the scientiststo tell us the actual truth.
If there's a mothership goingto land here, they're not going
to.
Let us know that, because whatdo you think humans are going to
do when you tell them we'reabout to be invaded by aliens?
Panic People are going to gofucking back.
No one's going to pay theirbills, no one's going to go to
(27:15):
their jobs.
They're going to start looting.
Violence is going to break outlike.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
We're not going to know what's happening until it's
happening all the comments arelike okay, great, so I can just
like quit everything then, andthat's what people will do.
I mean, when the pandemichappened.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Everyone took that as like well, I guess I'm not, I
don't have to do anything, right, any responsibilities, right
right?
So imagine aliens are invadingsomething we have never seen, as
I mean like we said before timeand time again, they're already
here.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Okay, maybe they're just feeling more brave and
confident to show up and showout, and I don't know, I can't.
It's already so heavy and weirdhere that it's like maybe
they'd be a good thing to comehere.
And no, they're already here tocome and show themselves.
But what?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
if they're hostile.
Well, you know, we have allthese crazy-ass robots running
around now.
Maybe they're getting thoseprepared to take on the aliens.
Maybe, Because they're way toosmart.
Have you all seen the RizBot?
Have you seen the RizBot?
Oh, in West Hollywood.
Well, they have them indifferent cities now, but the
RizBot goes up and will be likehey ma and hey ma, and like he
talks to you like that hey ma,your hair's so pretty.
It makes like does pick-uplines to girls.
(28:21):
Or he'll insult you and saysomething like really mean to
you, and then they program thatlike ha ha ha, like crazy, like
laugh it's funny.
But like it knows what you'rewearing, it'll go up to you and
tell you your crimped hair, yourgold chain necklace your you
know?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
how do they know this ?
Yeah, I don't know.
There's, there's been, there'sbeen a lot of images that I've
seen and, like I said, I justfeel like it's all AI.
But like I don't know, and youknow, what's crazy is that there
are going to be people in thisworld that start to fall in love
with these.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Well, these, these robots, and start to have
relationships with them.
You know that's going to happengonna happen.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
They're gonna figure it out how you can.
These things are gonna beprocreating.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Well, it's like the incels of the world which are
all up in my dms all the time.
Who, by the way?
Somebody I'm sure you'rewatching this who has messaged
me from six different numbers aswe, asking for a picture of my
asshole.
It's never gonna happen, butall the only person who's
sending those messages areincels and people who are going
to find a way to fuck a robotand marry one.
Well, also, it's like we justposted.
I mean, people already do that.
(29:26):
I mean, yeah, they already.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
As our sex bots are.
I think, yes, they already dodo that, but this would be on a
whole different level.
We're going to be seeing humanswalking around holding hands
with robots and they're going tobe married to them or in
relationships with them or Idon't know, like having kids, I
mean, I don't know like the.
It's like it's endless of thethings that they can, I know,
(29:48):
provide and program.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
I know and for people who just need, like you can
program, like we've watched allthese, like in the last couple
years, all these ai bot moviescome out the me one, the
Companion, which came out thispast year, megan, megan Program
these bots to like, do what youwant and to tell you know, to
fall in love with you and togive you the things you can't
find from humans.
So I think it's a matter oftime.
I hope to God it's not in thenext, I mean I think it'll be in
(30:12):
our lifetime for sure, butmaybe be, I mean hopefully-
we'll be like on a beach,retired in cabo.
But, like you know, that's whyI'm, I think, if even afraid to
have kids.
I think when we have kids andthey're coming up, this is the
shit they're gonna have to dealwith.
They're gonna have they'regonna come home from school and
complain about the bully, therobot bully on the playground he
(30:35):
farted in my face.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
He hacked my Venmo account lunch money.
I cannot, oh my, okay.
But if aliens did pull up, likeright now, what's the first
thing you're grabbing?
What are you taking with you?
Speaker 2 (30:50):
God, I don't.
I think about that a lot.
Like in the middle of the nightit happens and I don't wear
clothes to bed.
So I'm like, if I don't havetime to put on clothes, we're
running out naked.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
We're running out naked, I probably, I think I, I
don't know, I, I, I mean, Idon't have my cats, I guess.
Yeah, I don't have anycreatures?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah, I guess my cats .
Maybe a phone charger is smart.
I always forget about phonecharger and then like wallet and
maybe my passport, but I don'tknow if I need a passport to
space, because they're going tobeam me up.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I don't think the aliens like if the aliens are
taking us, they're not going toneed a passport.
Oh my gosh, that would beactually really funny, that
would be so fun.
I mean, you know, I think wewould, I think we'd be, I think
we would, uh, we would do goodin that situation.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
We'll go into space and be only fans.
Martins, yes, you know, we canteach them.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
I mean just like, even we posted a picture, we
posted like some pictures theother day and we have, um, oh
yeah, foot fetish, yes.
And it's funny because when wewere taking those pictures and
sometimes I'm like, yeah, arethese real people telling us
this?
Are these bots coming at us?
Or like, what is what'shappening like on social media?
(32:04):
Are you a real person, likesaying this weird creepy stuff?
It's like.
And it's funny because when wewere taking the photos, I
remember asking should we wearsocks?
I know, because I do knowthere's creepy ass people out
there with feet fetishes.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
I mean I bet we're both on.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Wiki.
Have you looked up your Wikifeet?
Well, no, Kayla and I were likewe're just going to start
posting videos of our feet andsee how much money we can uh, we
can make from it, because theamount of people on these photos
that we posted and we'rewearing sweatpants we're not
even in sexy outfits, we'reliterally in boys lie sweatpants
.
Okay, Vanessa.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Curry's feet, looky feet.
If you don't know, look this up.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Oh my gosh.
Okay, hold on, if my feet yourfeet have 4.81 stars, and then
this is all.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Are these you?
Oh, from years and years ago,kayla, stop.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Look, kayla, stop look at all these.
You didn't know this existed.
I had no idea it's like, andthey'll find photos from forever
.
Oh yeah, oh my god, that isfrom like 2009.
Yeah, do you have?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
4.81.
Let's see what mine is 4.1.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I thought you said 4.81 okay, 4.81, I'll take a 4.1
.
Kayla, wait, that's wild, youguys.
I didn't, I'm like turning redmine is uh.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Oh, our new photos are on mine.
Of course they are, and uh 4.92.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Oh my goodness, yes, okay.
So yeah, we do.
We just need to start likeseeing how much money we can
make from our feet.
That is insane, you guys.
I've never seen this over.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Who is running these pages is what I want to know.
If you're watching this, you'rerunning these pages let me know
, let us know how to get ourscore up to a 5.0.
Exactly what do we need to do?
That's what we want.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
But it was crazy.
I remember texting Kayla saying, wow, these feet comments are
insane.
Maybe we should start sellingfeet pictures, like putting milk
and honey all over our feet andselling those Just selling it
out.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
See what happens.
I'm not and I won't do OnlyFans.
I'm not going to post nude butlike my feet are already on the
internet, clearly, and if we canmake money from them and I
don't think like it's going toruin my chances of going home
for the holidays, I think myparents would understand and it
wasn't up until a few years agothat we had to think about that,
about our feet being onpictures.
Without some perv jer, I nevermy ex-boyfriend wouldn't even
(34:12):
touch my feet.
I didn't even know like feetwere.
I don't even really like my ownfeet.
I hate my feet.
They're huge and I'm alwaysmissing a toenail.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
And even with the toenail missing, they are going
after her feet.
I'm telling you this was thecraziest I've never experienced.
I know she gets like a lot ofcreepy things like that, but
I've never had a creepysituation like that with feet.
To be honest, the worst thingI've had is someone like offer
you know?
Oh, I threw away my holy socksthat were in the last episode
(34:40):
that we did and I posted a funnyvideo about it on my Tik TOK,
about throwing it away, and Igot a DM from some random person
saying how much you should havesold them and I kind of now
wish I would have just been like, well, how much I'll send them
to you right, kind of now wish Iwould have just been like, well
, how much I'll send them to youright now in the mail, like I,
I wish, I wish I I did.
But I just the trash wasalready out at that point and so
(35:03):
I before I, before I saw it,and damn it, I didn't do it.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
But that is insane, you guys well, you know, like
sydney sweeney's doing all this,like really, what was she
selling recently?
Oh her, a candle that wellsmells like your vagina well,
that was uh something.
When the no, that yeah but thenCindy Sweeney did something
recently, like she was in thebath or maybe just it's a soap,
it's a soap that smells like heror something.
Okay, and anyway, people willdo this.
So I'm thinking what if we didthe thing where we like get some
(35:28):
like custom milk and honeysocks, we sit online, we put
them on they can see it, you it.
We'll run around and then we'lltake them off and then we'll
sell them.
We're going to say they're sosweaty, $100 a pop.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
You think that's enough, or should it be more?
Speaker 2 (35:40):
I think people would pay more Do we both wear them?
They go on my foot, I think.
If they're double foot, doublefoot, double foot Double, dipped
, double dipped.
Double dipped feet, double foot.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Double dip, double dips.
They're double dips, doubledipped feet that's going to be
the name of our feet.
Double dipped feet yes.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
And that my friends.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
For your low price of $2.99,.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
these can be yours To do with whatever you.
Please Just don't let us knowwhat that is.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Yeah, I don't want to know, I don't want to know.
I just don't want to know, wantto know, I just don't want to
know.
But yeah, great Good times.
That's the world.
Good times, that is the worldthat we're living in.
That was the first time I'veever experienced that, like I'm
still kind of hot.
You didn't know that I didn'tknow that wiki like feet was a
thing.
I knew I've heard of it butI've never.
I was on it.
(36:31):
I'm going to, I guess Peoplelike my feet 4.82.
I keep hitting this oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Okay.
So the world obviously is inthe shitter.
The plague, you guys, theplague.
Okay, someone in Californiathis month, in South Lake Tahoe,
tested positive for the plague,likely from a flea while
camping.
Ok, a county health officialsaid the plague is rare but
several rodents in Tahoe havetested positive in recent years.
(37:01):
Cool, cool, thanks for tellingus, thanks for letting us know
that this has been a thing inthe last.
If we're talking about freakingdiseases that were around back
in the freaking like Gilded Age,like what, what the hell?
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, no, I mean it's.
It is very scary.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
at least they did say that the person is home and uh,
recovering with antibiotics sowhen caught early, I'm a person
who gets sick and I push it offand I'm not going to go to the
doctor because my health I don'treally think I have health
insurance right now, for beinghonest, for sure, I think I just
got, I think it just gotcanceled.
(37:38):
I think I think atna or whatever, whatever, no, kaiser, I think
I canceled me, but also from aflea and I just yeah, like
that's just this, it's's a fleetis this big you guys, and
they're everywhere, like,especially in the woods.
How?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
is this tiny little thing carrying this big, this
big deathly historical plaguesituation that you can just die
from.
I mean it's, it is.
Yeah, it's interesting, it'svery scary.
But honestly, sometimes I lookat the world, I'm like bite me
flea, I mean in this climatesure, fleas, aliens, mermaids
yes, just take me, maybe we arethem, and that's why we're like,
(38:22):
we're ready, we're what?
I'm a mermaid, I'm an alien,we're all those.
I'm a flea that maybe I'm aplague carrier.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
So that's why, you know, maybe I, maybe I carry the
flag.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
So I don't know, I just it's it's very interesting
times, but I do.
And again, this is a conspiracy, situation theory, whatever you
want to call it.
But it's like do you think thatthey're just giving a story
sometimes to defer us to other,bigger situations that are going
on?
We don't have to get into it,but like the Epstein files,
(38:51):
right, like everyone wants toknow, like what's going on, and
now we have other things thatare scaring people.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
We're the most ADD people ever.
It's literally like you changethe subject on us.
We're like, okay, we'll comewith Yep, and then we forgot
what we were really pissed offabout which is why it's
important.
When, like celebrities get likein trouble for something, it's
like stay off social media, juststay off social media, because
You're not going to be yes,because we are so ADD we can't
focus.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
We can't.
So I don't know, I meanhopefully not that I want this
to be true, but hopefully thatdid happen.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
It's not like some false story that they're just
using to scare us all into theplague story.
Staying home yeah, I know, Ithink it's true.
I don't think the economy wantsCOVID.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
That's true.
I don't think people wouldanyway Like, even if you tried
to get people to stay home, noone's staying home, no one's
staying home.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
I mean I didn't.
I mean Florida, we didn't stayhome, I was in Florida.
I mean, yeah, you were inFlorida, so that's we got.
It literally was like Iremember I was out at well, I'm
just going to finish my AperolSpritz and no one took it
seriously, Of course.
And then of course, we took itseriously for all of like two
(39:57):
weeks, and then Florida was likelet's just move all the tables
outside, you can come, stillparty and like I mean very
irresponsible.
I'm not condoning it, but likethat is just kind of how I know
New York and LA especially.
Oh yeah, we were shut down.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
We were shut.
I mean, I couldn't even go tomy pool at the time, yeah, like
even our pool was shut down,which is outside, which is funny
when you think about it now.
I mean I was going to a park ina mask, yeah, like I didn't
have a balcony at the time, so Ilived next door or across the
street from a park at the time,so I would go out there just to
get some air and be outside.
(40:33):
But even then everyone waswearing masks.
Yeah, outside, yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Which is interesting.
I mean yeah, I mean, some of usdid that too, yeah, I had
friends who would like want tovisit me, but they'd sit at the
end of the driveway with theirmask on to talk to me.
I'm like leave, I'm not doingall that.
Yeah, I mean, I'm a big fan oflike staying safe, but if you're
gonna wear a mask 20 feet awayfrom me, like just text me.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
We had Zoom.
Yeah, just Zoom.
I mean, honestly, one thing Iwill take from that moment is
that I did get a lot of a lot, alot closer to people because
Zoom was so fun.
Yeah, it was a thing.
We'd have Zoom.
My first Coachella experiencewas on Zoom, really yeah,
because Coachella was obviouslycanceled but they had some live
(41:20):
situations.
My friends were like come on,hop on, and some of my friends
would have lights going on.
Oh cute.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
We should do that now .
I know Because I'm leaving myhouse a lot of times, so that's
a way to get me out.
It's like I'll get a bottle ofwine at my place, but we don't
Even my family, my extendedfamily.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
We would do, you know , zoom calls with.
There's not a lot of us, but wewould across the country and
everything and we'd get on aZoom call and I hadn't seen some
of those people in years.
I saw them multiple times, youknow.
And then life happens and nowwe're back to we don't really
see them anymore, you know butweird, it is weird.
(41:58):
It feels like the pandemic wasyesterday, but it also feels
like it was like 10 years ago.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah, what was it?
Twenty, twenty, nineteen totwenty.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
I mean twenty twenty two, kind of twenty twenty one.
Twenty twenty two is still likeiffy, I guess.
So we shut down.
Just an interesting time andspace it was.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Well, next week we are going to dive into a lot of
what it was like being amillennial, especially back then
.
So we're going to be talkingabout some of the artists and
the activities and the candiesand the games and the trends
that we had to keep up with thatare no longer in style, I know
because I've been learning thatI'm.
A lot of things I do now are,as my little 14 year old says,
(42:41):
aunt kayla, you're so cringe.
Oh right, you little bitch, sitdown.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
No birthday card for you this year oh, it's like my
sister, because I'm nine yearsyounger than her, so she'd
always be like you keep me young, and I'm like, no, I don't keep
you young anymore.
No, we're both there, I'm rightwhere you are now.
We're in the same boat, butyeah, it'll be fun.
We're going to have lots ofdiscussions about that, and yeah
(43:11):
, so stay tuned for next week.
That's right, it's going to bea fun one, it is?
Kayla had to buy some of ourtoys off of eBay, so let's just
put it that way yes, I had tobuy some vintage items Vintage
because we're vintage.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
now we are vintage, yep, vintage and cringy is what
we are.
But even though we are vintage.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Oh, here it goes.
We are still going to be thebest ingredients that you will
have when we serve you your tea,and we'll see you next time.
We'll see you next time, bye.
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