June 30, 2025 • 37 mins
Kayla and Vanessa take the reins for a no-guest episode, opening up about personal journeys, pop culture, and embarrassingly real confessions in true unfiltered fashion.
• Kayla shares insights from her therapy journey with "Alejandro," including the revelation that she's grieving her former self after leaving WWE
• Detailed review of Megan 2.0 movie, comparing it to "Mission Impossible with an AI female robot"
• Discussion about Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom's breakup after nine years together
• Debate about whether Katy Perry actually went to space with Jeff Bezos' company
• Hilarious disagreement about swimming in communal resort pools in Vegas
• Candid confessions about desperate public urination situations
• Preview of upcoming episodes on toxic traits and friendship breakups
Join us next week as we dive into toxic traits and friendship breakups! Let us know what you think about AI taking over the world, what you'd do with $50 million, and if you believe Katy Perry actually went to space.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I mean, look how long I can hold my breath.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Like not your face.
Oh my God, what's in a pool?
Oh my God, what if you don'tget in a pool?
I'm sweating.
What are you talking about?
We need to go get you checked.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
All right, everyone, welcome back to Milk and Honeys.
We are your guests, kaylaBecker and Vanessa Curry, and we
have no guests today, and thatis something new that we are
going to start doing movingforward.
This is episode nine, which isstill crazy to kind of think.
I felt we were just poppingchampagne off your rooftop
recently to celebrate the launchof Milk and Honey season one.
(00:35):
Yep, but eight incredibleepisodes.
Six of those episodes were withincredible guests who blended
their time to us to tell us alittle bit about their story.
But then me and Vanessa werelike we haven't been talking
enough about our story and wewant y'all to be coming.
Thank you, alejandro, the nameof my I know he's gonna he's
(02:09):
gonna hate that every time he wepop on the zoom call like hi
Alejandro, um, you should justhave Alejandro, alejandro.
I know in the background everytime he's probably gonna like
you need to go find a newtherapist.
I cannot help you.
Yeah, he's gonna.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
He's gonna say uh, most of the time it's the person
saying I need a new therapist,but it's going to be him Like um
, you need to go get a newtherapist.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
But it's been really good and like I'm not going to
dive too much into it week byweek, you know I'll maybe give
you a little nugget that Ilearned but like this past year
has been really difficult for me, as you know, because I've been
going through this crazytransition, like it's been, uh,
actually exactly, it's beenexactly.
I quit wwe june the 29th of2024.
Oh, wow, as we film this, it'sjune 27th, so it is almost
(02:55):
exactly a year.
And it's been a really hardyear because my career hasn't
looked the way it's looked forthe last 10 years and I've
basically been working on mycareer since I was 10 years old.
So this is a big thing.
And he goes you're feeling thisway because you're grieving.
I'm like what do you mean?
I'm grieving.
Who am I grieving?
He goes you're grievingyourself.
And I was like I don't evenlike that bitch, I don't care,
why am I?
grieving her, but the realitytherapy.
(03:16):
I will love myself one day.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
No, but that is such a.
I've been in therapy many timesand I love therapy and it has
truly opened up my eyes to a lotof different avenues that my
brain creates on its own and howto navigate that.
(03:39):
You know what they're going tosay, yeah, but to hear somebody
else say it who has no ties toyou, like a friend or a family
member, it really does hit home.
And it even happens to myfriends sometimes who do get
into therapy and they tell methis story like, oh, this is
what they said and it made somuch sense.
And I'm sitting there like Ihave literally been saying this
(04:04):
to you for like years now.
But I love that.
Yeah, but like you could pay me, I could be your therapist.
Not really I don't want to bean ex-therapist, but like it is
those things and I'm sure peoplesaid that about me too where
it's like oh, this made so muchsense and my mom's, like it took
somebody else to tell you thatthat's how it is.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
It took somebody else to tell you that that's how it
is.
Sometimes the people closest toyou, you can't hear what
they're saying, absolutely, andso I know.
When I went into this, I waslike I don't want a therapist
who's going to sugarcoat things.
I want them to like, because Iknow of a lot of things I need
to work on and grow.
We all do, um, but I don't needsomeone who sits there and like
, oh, it's okay, kayla, likeyou're going through this
because you went through this.
No, like I need to be likeKayla, you need to get your shit
together and here's what'smessed up about you and here's
(04:45):
how we can fix it.
And Alejandro is very much thatperson.
He sass me many times and Ialmost cut therapy session short
because I was like I'm going tofind a different therapist
Because I do it on BetterHelpand so you could say choose new
therapist.
And I was this close.
And then he gave me homework hemakes me read two books and I
was like what the hell is this,alejandro?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
But anyway, the fact that his name is Alejandro.
You guys, it just it's theicing on the cake for Kayla.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I'll stick around just for that.
So anyway, TBD a week one down.
I'm grieving myself, apparently, but you know someone else who
probably really needs therapy.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
One very popular AI ai robot doll oh yeah, we went
to the megan 2.0.
It was so fun so fun.
I felt like I was in a videogame the whole time.
The first one, I'm not gonnalie, for it was definitely
scarier.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I watched the first one, the last episode, if you
want to see.
We had Jenna Davis, the voiceof Megan, on last week and
Vanessa showed her watching thefirst one and she was visibly
disturbed.
Yep, I was visibly disturbed.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
But this one was more yes of like a thriller.
It was thrilling the whole time.
She has a brand new wardrobe.
She's a little bit taller.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Taller than me.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
She has a little bit more like oomph to her.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
She went through puberty, 100%, yep, but it was
so much fun.
Like you said, though, itwasn't really a horror movie.
I'd say it felt like, if youlike, plucked out Tom Cruise
from Mission Impossible and justreplaced it with an AI female
robot, so I'd say it was morelike sci-fi action.
There was nothing really scaryabout it, it was funny, it was
funny, it was very funny.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Even anything like Slasher or whatever.
We didn't really see that much,we just saw like splatters,
Splatters yes.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Exactly, and I really saw.
I was a little disappointed inthat, but it was also rated
PG-13, so I guess you can onlyshow so many, like organs being
dumped onto a floor for sure,but the best part.
I don't want to do too manyspoiler alerts.
There was a moment.
So, from the very first, fromthe very first one, um, there's
a moment where megan is tryingto make, um, uh, what's the
little girl's name?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
um, no, katie, katie, oh meg, but what's?
What?
Is the main character's name?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
the one that that created her gemma, gemma, gemma
anyway, we literally justwatched this movie 12 hours ago.
So the first one, um, at onepoint it was one of the funniest
moments.
All of a sudden, megan breaksno-transcript, no-transcript
(18:47):
captions that sound deep butmean nothing.
Again, I think that's very muchchad gbt.
That is our co-worker.
Like you, walk the line and youwill be straight, I don't know
I am screaming influencer.
Honestly, you probablyshouldn't use that one.
Oh my God Sounds like someconversion camp shit Walk the
(19:11):
line.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
You will be straight.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah Sounds like a title of a song Okay, walk the
line.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Okay.
Okay.
Next, Cry Sorry, hold on.
This one's good, I need thisone.
This is good for you.
I think this one's good.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I need this one.
This is good for you, I think,because I am, like I'm, a very
emotional person.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I cry when I'm happy, I cry when I'm sad, I cry when
I'm frustrated.
I just like I don't like to cry, but I like to release it.
It's good, because once Irelease it I feel better.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yes, no-transcript been katie perry.
(26:23):
These two lovebirds seemlovebirds, just broke up after
nine years.
They've been engaged for six.
I know they broke up for like ayear early on in their
relationship but got backtogether and they've seemed like
endgame hashtag couple goals.
That's kind of a bummer.
I wonder what happened withthose two.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah, I don't, I don't know.
I don't know Katy Perry,obviously you don't know I.
I don't know Katy Perry,obviously you don't, but no,
personally I know Katy Perry,okay, but I don't know her
personally, but I never actuallylike Understood their
relationship, to be honest.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah, I mean, they both went from Very different.
She went from Russell Brand.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Which is a.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
And he went from Miranda Kerr, so he has more of
a type For sure.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
For sure, but still I don't know.
I felt sometimes I do feel likeKaty Perry is many different
people, yeah, like I don't knowwhich one is actually like.
Well, who is she Like?
What?
Like what, like you know?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
well, she just went to space, and that's something
that's still allegedly went tospace.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, still, theverdict is out.
There is some weird, weird,shady shit around that whole
expedition, but that's anotherthing, sorry, maybe that's like
like, did we?
They better this is the secondtime we've gone to space as a
nation and we still don't knowif we went to space right, I.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
All I'm saying is like the way that she reacted,
landing and like kissing theground.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I hope they actually went to say what up for it was
like, yeah, they didn't go tospace, they literally left like
whatever that the vortex.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Yeah, and then, and then came right back down.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yeah, so like I, and they piss everybody.
They thought they were doingsomething, it's all women crew,
yeah, not one person supportedthis mission.
So I also wonder how OrlandoBloom felt about it, like she
come in one day like, hey, babe,don't wait up, I'm going to go
to space real quick, I'll beright back, right.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
What Question If she went to space, that was with
Jeff Bezos, right?
Well, not with him.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Well, not with him, but his thing.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
It was his moment, his little mission.
Why wasn't she at the weddingthen?
Because don't you think thatthey're close?
I just wonder, because if theybroke up, maybe they just broke
up.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Maybe it was like I'm going to go to the wedding.
Maybe you don't go Too fresh,Because that could be show up
there together.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
And maybe she is there.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
She just wasn't in the pictures that have come out
so far.
Again the good thing abouttheir breakup, because I guess I
thought they had gotten married.
They never got married, sothey're both divorced once.
So at least they don't have togo through the divorce again,
right, they have a littledaughter.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
But maybe she was like hey, babe, I'm going to
space and I know it's like wewent.
I should have looked at mycamera roll first.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
That's her thing.
Look through your camera roll,and then you can find things to
talk about.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
What did I just?
Oh, I don't know.
No, I thought I had somethingfor you that I'm like.
Nope, that was a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Never mind, never mind.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
What do you have coming up this week?
Well, actually I will be headedto Palm Springs this weekend.
Palm Springs I am going to afriend's birthday and it's going
to be so fun and there's agroup of us going.
It's like a huge compound and,yeah, I'm ready just to lay at
the pool.
Apparently, there's like aman-made lake there, so I'm
(29:36):
ready to go to the lake PalmSprings.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
And then also next week is.
I didn't even realize thisuntil yesterday.
Fourth of July is next weekend,so like that kind of completely
like went over my head and Ihaven't been feeling the most
patriotic anyway lately.
Like who?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
has.
So I'm like maybe I'll skipthis year.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, until, like, I'm saying that now and then
fast forward to Friday and I'mdoing keg stands and a bikini
with the American flag on it.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
But as of right now.
I'm going to make you just cometo Vegas.
Are you going to be in Vegas?
Yes, I will be in Vegas for 4thof July.
It will be probably so hot.
There's a pool party at everycorner, yeah, but we're not
getting in the pool.
Wait, no, why not?
I would never dare to get intolike a communal pool at the club
.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
I've gotten into so many of them.
I'm like, hey, watch how longtime me, time me.
Look how long I can hold mybreath, like not your face.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Oh my God.
What's in a pool?
Oh my God.
What if you don't get in a pool?
I'm sweating.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (30:33):
We need to go get you checked, I don't understand,
for, like any, why would I lookonline to go to a Vegas resort
with a pool to get?
Speaker 2 (30:43):
into the pool.
Here's the thing I would getinto the.
If you're at a cabana and ithas their own private pool, I
would get into that because theydo clean the pools.
Obviously.
They clean them every day.
They put chlorine in them andit kills whatever, and I get
that.
And that kills whatever and Iget that.
But if I was just like at atable where you know they have
(31:05):
the big pool in the center andeveryone's in there with their
solo cups and they're like brofisting and they're dancing.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
You best believe I'm doing a handstand.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
No, you are not doing a handstand.
I would never let anyone do it.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
We lived in a little bit of the ghetto and so we went
to those community poolsgrowing up.
But that's different.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Is that different?
It is different Because we'retalking about, like adults just
doing weird things in the pool.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
They're not releasing their bowels nearly as much as
children at the community pool.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Are they?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
I mean, okay, here's the question Do you pee in the
pool or not?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
I try not to, but sometimes I do.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Why else would there be a big body of water there
with chlorine?
It's right that's to pee in.
Yeah, we need it's cleaning it,but we'll pee, says the girl
who's like you would not.
Do not get in there exactlylike.
That's why because I would,being in there, sometimes I have
I'm not gonna lie red-handed.
I I do my best not to, but likesometimes if I you know I don't
want to get up, run barefoot tothe bathroom, the disgusting
(32:06):
bathroom floor.
Pee in there with a wet toiletseat, run back and it's cold and
whatever.
Like no.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
But if I'm in the private cabanas with the private
pool, I'm not peeing in thatever.
I would get up and go to thebathroom, okay.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Oh my gosh, I'm sorry you guys.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
No, I don't know, I don't know if I've done that.
Have you ever peed in?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
the shower.
I like hold my pee because Iget so excited to release it in
the shower, same Because it justfeels so good the hot water,
and just like.
Yeah, definitely everyone peesin the ocean.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
I mean, I am going to the ocean, sometimes even if
it's cold just to pee, becausethe bathroom is two miles away
and I'm like, well, there'salready like fish poop and pee
in here so why not?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
the current is going to wash it right out.
I do make sure I'm not like.
I try to walk away and not beclose to anybody.
Does not pee on them right.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
But if you see me walking into the ocean and just
really quickly bending down alittle bit and just kind of
looking around like not makingeye contact with anybody, I'm
like okay, I'm good, and then Icome back.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Well, this is.
This is a really great topic toend on.
We weren't thinking about goinginto because actually next
week's episode we're talkingabout toxic traits, oh my.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
God.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
One of our toxic traits is that we will urinate
almost anywhere.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
I mean literally, like literally, do you wait, do
you have any?
Have you like, where issomewhere that you had to just
like let it out and you werelike oops, not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Um recently, um, oh, recently I love this I was like
out, um like bar hopping if itwas like in this, like not in,
like a hot spot, there's like acouple bars here and there and I
had had my fair share of ofbeverages and I had to pee so
bad.
It was like a long walk to likethe next spot and I was like I
can't hold it.
So then there was like thislittle alley with like a
(33:51):
dumpster and I just had to runback there, drop the pants, pee.
I got really good at peeing inpublic because I grew up well, I
grew up going to um campingoutside a lot, so I I knew how
to find the right tree and pop asquat to make sure the pee
doesn't go down your leg.
So I'm a legit pro.
So, yeah, I don't think there'sanything wrong with that.
No, I'm probably on securityfootage somewhere, but like hi,
mom, yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I know I think the craziest place I probably did
that one time was going into.
It was after a night out with abunch of friends and we again.
I was there and they didn'thave a bathroom in the subway
that we were going to get asandwich at after, because
that's what you do after.
I mean, this is like 2010.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
So this is a long time ago.
And yeah, the subway guy saidwe don't have public bath
bathrooms for anybody and I justlooked at him.
I said I really have to go.
I swear, look at me Like I'mnot.
I'm not going to like doanything weird in the bathroom.
I just really got to go andthey were like we're so sorry,
you can't go, and so my friendhad drove us that night.
(34:55):
So I said okay, my friends areordering their sandwiches.
Still, I walk outside, open upthe car door and just pop a
squat there because there was noone in the parking lot.
I didn't want them to see me, soI, just like, opened the car
door and I popped the squat.
You know you got to angle itright so you don't get pee
everywhere.
We're not men.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Men just get to like aim at one angle, and they're
good.
We need to buy those littlefunnels Like fun.
And they're good.
We need to buy those littlefunnels.
Yes, that would be amazing.
That'd be a good sponsor.
Hey, funnel.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Funnel peers.
We would like you to sponsor us.
We need a pee funnel, a peefunnel, oh man, but yeah.
And then after that they let meuse the bathroom for months
after that we would always goand get after a night out.
Wait, is that subway?
(35:46):
With that subway would let meknow you peed outside.
Yes, oh, so then they're likeoh, we feel really bad and I and
I came in and I apologized.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
I was like I'm so sorry, but I you gotta go.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
I'm literally going to pee myself and I know you
have a bathroom back there, yeah.
So yeah, he was like pleasedon't ever do that again.
I'll let you like I'll let youdo it.
If I'm here, I'll let you go touse the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
I'm like, oh, thank you, that's all I was asking.
He doesn't need to go outsideand drop your pants, Like who
knows what kind of predators arearound.
Yeah, and that's on him and heprobably has a daughter.
He's probably reflecting likewould he want his daughter out
there?
Just butt and ass naked.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
And this was the get on that freeway, the freeway to
go back to the valley, the 101.
And so it's still there, andevery time.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I see it.
I do laugh a little because I'mlike that was good times.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
So yes, toxic traits, we will get to that, get ready
for more.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Next week, and we're also going to talk about
something else that's way heavyon both of us and I think a lot
of you probably understand ittoo and that and I think a lot
of you probably understand ittoo and that is friendship
breakups, which that is notwhat's happening with us.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
We're not breaking up on camera next week, so you
ain't got to worry about that.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
But thank you all for watching.
This was fun.
Let us know which AI bot youwould want, what you think about
AI taking over the world, whatyou'd do with the Bezos money if
you had 50 mil to just spend ona random weekend extravaganza.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Let us know if you think Katy Perry actually went
to space.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Let us know what you think about that, because I
would love to know if somebodyhas the tea.
She probably just took thatdelusional blue pill.
Yep, you know.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yep, but thank you guys so much for joining us
today and remember we are thetea serving all the right
ingredients.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Yeah, I haven't done that one in a while.
I know it felt nice A littlespice going on, let's go.
Thank you for watching.
We'll see you next time.
Bye.
I mean, look how long I can hold my breath.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Like not your face.
Oh my God, what's in a pool?
Oh my God, what if you don'tget in a pool?
I'm sweating.
What are you talking about?
We need to go get you checked.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
All right, everyone, welcome back to Milk and Honeys.
We are your guests, kaylaBecker and Vanessa Curry, and we
have no guests today, and thatis something new that we are
going to start doing movingforward.
This is episode nine, which isstill crazy to kind of think.
I felt we were just poppingchampagne off your rooftop
recently to celebrate the launchof Milk and Honey season one.
(00:35):
Yep, but eight incredibleepisodes.
Six of those episodes were withincredible guests who blended
their time to us to tell us alittle bit about their story.
But then me and Vanessa werelike we haven't been talking
enough about our story and wewant y'all to be coming.
Thank you, alejandro, the nameof my I know he's gonna he's
(02:09):
gonna hate that every time he wepop on the zoom call like hi
Alejandro, um, you should justhave Alejandro, alejandro.
I know in the background everytime he's probably gonna like
you need to go find a newtherapist.
I cannot help you.
Yeah, he's gonna.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
He's gonna say uh, most of the time it's the person
saying I need a new therapist,but it's going to be him Like um
, you need to go get a newtherapist.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
But it's been really good and like I'm not going to
dive too much into it week byweek, you know I'll maybe give
you a little nugget that Ilearned but like this past year
has been really difficult for me, as you know, because I've been
going through this crazytransition, like it's been, uh,
actually exactly, it's beenexactly.
I quit wwe june the 29th of2024.
Oh, wow, as we film this, it'sjune 27th, so it is almost
(02:55):
exactly a year.
And it's been a really hardyear because my career hasn't
looked the way it's looked forthe last 10 years and I've
basically been working on mycareer since I was 10 years old.
So this is a big thing.
And he goes you're feeling thisway because you're grieving.
I'm like what do you mean?
I'm grieving.
Who am I grieving?
He goes you're grievingyourself.
And I was like I don't evenlike that bitch, I don't care,
why am I?
grieving her, but the realitytherapy.
(03:16):
I will love myself one day.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
No, but that is such a.
I've been in therapy many timesand I love therapy and it has
truly opened up my eyes to a lotof different avenues that my
brain creates on its own and howto navigate that.
(03:39):
You know what they're going tosay, yeah, but to hear somebody
else say it who has no ties toyou, like a friend or a family
member, it really does hit home.
And it even happens to myfriends sometimes who do get
into therapy and they tell methis story like, oh, this is
what they said and it made somuch sense.
And I'm sitting there like Ihave literally been saying this
(04:04):
to you for like years now.
But I love that.
Yeah, but like you could pay me, I could be your therapist.
Not really I don't want to bean ex-therapist, but like it is
those things and I'm sure peoplesaid that about me too where
it's like oh, this made so muchsense and my mom's, like it took
somebody else to tell you thatthat's how it is.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
It took somebody else to tell you that that's how it
is.
Sometimes the people closest toyou, you can't hear what
they're saying, absolutely, andso I know.
When I went into this, I waslike I don't want a therapist
who's going to sugarcoat things.
I want them to like, because Iknow of a lot of things I need
to work on and grow.
We all do, um, but I don't needsomeone who sits there and like
, oh, it's okay, kayla, likeyou're going through this
because you went through this.
No, like I need to be likeKayla, you need to get your shit
together and here's what'smessed up about you and here's
(04:45):
how we can fix it.
And Alejandro is very much thatperson.
He sass me many times and Ialmost cut therapy session short
because I was like I'm going tofind a different therapist
Because I do it on BetterHelpand so you could say choose new
therapist.
And I was this close.
And then he gave me homework hemakes me read two books and I
was like what the hell is this,alejandro?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
But anyway, the fact that his name is Alejandro.
You guys, it just it's theicing on the cake for Kayla.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I'll stick around just for that.
So anyway, TBD a week one down.
I'm grieving myself, apparently, but you know someone else who
probably really needs therapy.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
One very popular AI ai robot doll oh yeah, we went
to the megan 2.0.
It was so fun so fun.
I felt like I was in a videogame the whole time.
The first one, I'm not gonnalie, for it was definitely
scarier.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I watched the first one, the last episode, if you
want to see.
We had Jenna Davis, the voiceof Megan, on last week and
Vanessa showed her watching thefirst one and she was visibly
disturbed.
Yep, I was visibly disturbed.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
But this one was more yes of like a thriller.
It was thrilling the whole time.
She has a brand new wardrobe.
She's a little bit taller.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Taller than me.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
She has a little bit more like oomph to her.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
She went through puberty, 100%, yep, but it was
so much fun.
Like you said, though, itwasn't really a horror movie.
I'd say it felt like, if youlike, plucked out Tom Cruise
from Mission Impossible and justreplaced it with an AI female
robot, so I'd say it was morelike sci-fi action.
There was nothing really scaryabout it, it was funny, it was
funny, it was very funny.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Even anything like Slasher or whatever.
We didn't really see that much,we just saw like splatters,
Splatters yes.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Exactly, and I really saw.
I was a little disappointed inthat, but it was also rated
PG-13, so I guess you can onlyshow so many, like organs being
dumped onto a floor for sure,but the best part.
I don't want to do too manyspoiler alerts.
There was a moment.
So, from the very first, fromthe very first one, um, there's
a moment where megan is tryingto make, um, uh, what's the
little girl's name?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
um, no, katie, katie, oh meg, but what's?
What?
Is the main character's name?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
the one that that created her gemma, gemma, gemma
anyway, we literally justwatched this movie 12 hours ago.
So the first one, um, at onepoint it was one of the funniest
moments.
All of a sudden, megan breaksno-transcript, no-transcript
(18:47):
captions that sound deep butmean nothing.
Again, I think that's very muchchad gbt.
That is our co-worker.
Like you, walk the line and youwill be straight, I don't know
I am screaming influencer.
Honestly, you probablyshouldn't use that one.
Oh my God Sounds like someconversion camp shit Walk the
(19:11):
line.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
You will be straight.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah Sounds like a title of a song Okay, walk the
line.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Okay.
Okay.
Next, Cry Sorry, hold on.
This one's good, I need thisone.
This is good for you.
I think this one's good.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I need this one.
This is good for you, I think,because I am, like I'm, a very
emotional person.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I cry when I'm happy, I cry when I'm sad, I cry when
I'm frustrated.
I just like I don't like to cry, but I like to release it.
It's good, because once Irelease it I feel better.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yes, no-transcript been katie perry.
(26:23):
These two lovebirds seemlovebirds, just broke up after
nine years.
They've been engaged for six.
I know they broke up for like ayear early on in their
relationship but got backtogether and they've seemed like
endgame hashtag couple goals.
That's kind of a bummer.
I wonder what happened withthose two.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah, I don't, I don't know.
I don't know Katy Perry,obviously you don't know I.
I don't know Katy Perry,obviously you don't, but no,
personally I know Katy Perry,okay, but I don't know her
personally, but I never actuallylike Understood their
relationship, to be honest.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah, I mean, they both went from Very different.
She went from Russell Brand.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Which is a.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
And he went from Miranda Kerr, so he has more of
a type For sure.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
For sure, but still I don't know.
I felt sometimes I do feel likeKaty Perry is many different
people, yeah, like I don't knowwhich one is actually like.
Well, who is she Like?
What?
Like what, like you know?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
well, she just went to space, and that's something
that's still allegedly went tospace.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, still, theverdict is out.
There is some weird, weird,shady shit around that whole
expedition, but that's anotherthing, sorry, maybe that's like
like, did we?
They better this is the secondtime we've gone to space as a
nation and we still don't knowif we went to space right, I.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
All I'm saying is like the way that she reacted,
landing and like kissing theground.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I hope they actually went to say what up for it was
like, yeah, they didn't go tospace, they literally left like
whatever that the vortex.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Yeah, and then, and then came right back down.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yeah, so like I, and they piss everybody.
They thought they were doingsomething, it's all women crew,
yeah, not one person supportedthis mission.
So I also wonder how OrlandoBloom felt about it, like she
come in one day like, hey, babe,don't wait up, I'm going to go
to space real quick, I'll beright back, right.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
What Question If she went to space, that was with
Jeff Bezos, right?
Well, not with him.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Well, not with him, but his thing.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
It was his moment, his little mission.
Why wasn't she at the weddingthen?
Because don't you think thatthey're close?
I just wonder, because if theybroke up, maybe they just broke
up.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Maybe it was like I'm going to go to the wedding.
Maybe you don't go Too fresh,Because that could be show up
there together.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
And maybe she is there.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
She just wasn't in the pictures that have come out
so far.
Again the good thing abouttheir breakup, because I guess I
thought they had gotten married.
They never got married, sothey're both divorced once.
So at least they don't have togo through the divorce again,
right, they have a littledaughter.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
But maybe she was like hey, babe, I'm going to
space and I know it's like wewent.
I should have looked at mycamera roll first.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
That's her thing.
Look through your camera roll,and then you can find things to
talk about.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
What did I just?
Oh, I don't know.
No, I thought I had somethingfor you that I'm like.
Nope, that was a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Never mind, never mind.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
What do you have coming up this week?
Well, actually I will be headedto Palm Springs this weekend.
Palm Springs I am going to afriend's birthday and it's going
to be so fun and there's agroup of us going.
It's like a huge compound and,yeah, I'm ready just to lay at
the pool.
Apparently, there's like aman-made lake there, so I'm
(29:36):
ready to go to the lake PalmSprings.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
And then also next week is.
I didn't even realize thisuntil yesterday.
Fourth of July is next weekend,so like that kind of completely
like went over my head and Ihaven't been feeling the most
patriotic anyway lately.
Like who?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
has.
So I'm like maybe I'll skipthis year.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, until, like, I'm saying that now and then
fast forward to Friday and I'mdoing keg stands and a bikini
with the American flag on it.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
But as of right now.
I'm going to make you just cometo Vegas.
Are you going to be in Vegas?
Yes, I will be in Vegas for 4thof July.
It will be probably so hot.
There's a pool party at everycorner, yeah, but we're not
getting in the pool.
Wait, no, why not?
I would never dare to get intolike a communal pool at the club
.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
I've gotten into so many of them.
I'm like, hey, watch how longtime me, time me.
Look how long I can hold mybreath, like not your face.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Oh my God.
What's in a pool?
Oh my God.
What if you don't get in a pool?
I'm sweating.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (30:33):
We need to go get you checked, I don't understand,
for, like any, why would I lookonline to go to a Vegas resort
with a pool to get?
Speaker 2 (30:43):
into the pool.
Here's the thing I would getinto the.
If you're at a cabana and ithas their own private pool, I
would get into that because theydo clean the pools.
Obviously.
They clean them every day.
They put chlorine in them andit kills whatever, and I get
that.
And that kills whatever and Iget that.
But if I was just like at atable where you know they have
(31:05):
the big pool in the center andeveryone's in there with their
solo cups and they're like brofisting and they're dancing.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
You best believe I'm doing a handstand.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
No, you are not doing a handstand.
I would never let anyone do it.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
We lived in a little bit of the ghetto and so we went
to those community poolsgrowing up.
But that's different.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Is that different?
It is different Because we'retalking about, like adults just
doing weird things in the pool.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
They're not releasing their bowels nearly as much as
children at the community pool.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Are they?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
I mean, okay, here's the question Do you pee in the
pool or not?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
I try not to, but sometimes I do.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Why else would there be a big body of water there
with chlorine?
It's right that's to pee in.
Yeah, we need it's cleaning it,but we'll pee, says the girl
who's like you would not.
Do not get in there exactlylike.
That's why because I would,being in there, sometimes I have
I'm not gonna lie red-handed.
I I do my best not to, but likesometimes if I you know I don't
want to get up, run barefoot tothe bathroom, the disgusting
(32:06):
bathroom floor.
Pee in there with a wet toiletseat, run back and it's cold and
whatever.
Like no.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
But if I'm in the private cabanas with the private
pool, I'm not peeing in thatever.
I would get up and go to thebathroom, okay.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Oh my gosh, I'm sorry you guys.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
No, I don't know, I don't know if I've done that.
Have you ever peed in?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
the shower.
I like hold my pee because Iget so excited to release it in
the shower, same Because it justfeels so good the hot water,
and just like.
Yeah, definitely everyone peesin the ocean.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
I mean, I am going to the ocean, sometimes even if
it's cold just to pee, becausethe bathroom is two miles away
and I'm like, well, there'salready like fish poop and pee
in here so why not?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
the current is going to wash it right out.
I do make sure I'm not like.
I try to walk away and not beclose to anybody.
Does not pee on them right.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
But if you see me walking into the ocean and just
really quickly bending down alittle bit and just kind of
looking around like not makingeye contact with anybody, I'm
like okay, I'm good, and then Icome back.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Well, this is.
This is a really great topic toend on.
We weren't thinking about goinginto because actually next
week's episode we're talkingabout toxic traits, oh my.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
God.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
One of our toxic traits is that we will urinate
almost anywhere.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
I mean literally, like literally, do you wait, do
you have any?
Have you like, where issomewhere that you had to just
like let it out and you werelike oops, not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Um recently, um, oh, recently I love this I was like
out, um like bar hopping if itwas like in this, like not in,
like a hot spot, there's like acouple bars here and there and I
had had my fair share of ofbeverages and I had to pee so
bad.
It was like a long walk to likethe next spot and I was like I
can't hold it.
So then there was like thislittle alley with like a
(33:51):
dumpster and I just had to runback there, drop the pants, pee.
I got really good at peeing inpublic because I grew up well, I
grew up going to um campingoutside a lot, so I I knew how
to find the right tree and pop asquat to make sure the pee
doesn't go down your leg.
So I'm a legit pro.
So, yeah, I don't think there'sanything wrong with that.
No, I'm probably on securityfootage somewhere, but like hi,
mom, yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I know I think the craziest place I probably did
that one time was going into.
It was after a night out with abunch of friends and we again.
I was there and they didn'thave a bathroom in the subway
that we were going to get asandwich at after, because
that's what you do after.
I mean, this is like 2010.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
So this is a long time ago.
And yeah, the subway guy saidwe don't have public bath
bathrooms for anybody and I justlooked at him.
I said I really have to go.
I swear, look at me Like I'mnot.
I'm not going to like doanything weird in the bathroom.
I just really got to go andthey were like we're so sorry,
you can't go, and so my friendhad drove us that night.
(34:55):
So I said okay, my friends areordering their sandwiches.
Still, I walk outside, open upthe car door and just pop a
squat there because there was noone in the parking lot.
I didn't want them to see me, soI, just like, opened the car
door and I popped the squat.
You know you got to angle itright so you don't get pee
everywhere.
We're not men.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Men just get to like aim at one angle, and they're
good.
We need to buy those littlefunnels Like fun.
And they're good.
We need to buy those littlefunnels.
Yes, that would be amazing.
That'd be a good sponsor.
Hey, funnel.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Funnel peers.
We would like you to sponsor us.
We need a pee funnel, a peefunnel, oh man, but yeah.
And then after that they let meuse the bathroom for months
after that we would always goand get after a night out.
Wait, is that subway?
(35:46):
With that subway would let meknow you peed outside.
Yes, oh, so then they're likeoh, we feel really bad and I and
I came in and I apologized.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
I was like I'm so sorry, but I you gotta go.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
I'm literally going to pee myself and I know you
have a bathroom back there, yeah.
So yeah, he was like pleasedon't ever do that again.
I'll let you like I'll let youdo it.
If I'm here, I'll let you go touse the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
I'm like, oh, thank you, that's all I was asking.
He doesn't need to go outsideand drop your pants, Like who
knows what kind of predators arearound.
Yeah, and that's on him and heprobably has a daughter.
He's probably reflecting likewould he want his daughter out
there?
Just butt and ass naked.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
And this was the get on that freeway, the freeway to
go back to the valley, the 101.
And so it's still there, andevery time.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I see it.
I do laugh a little because I'mlike that was good times.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
So yes, toxic traits, we will get to that, get ready
for more.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Next week, and we're also going to talk about
something else that's way heavyon both of us and I think a lot
of you probably understand ittoo and that and I think a lot
of you probably understand ittoo and that is friendship
breakups, which that is notwhat's happening with us.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
We're not breaking up on camera next week, so you
ain't got to worry about that.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
But thank you all for watching.
This was fun.
Let us know which AI bot youwould want, what you think about
AI taking over the world, whatyou'd do with the Bezos money if
you had 50 mil to just spend ona random weekend extravaganza.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Let us know if you think Katy Perry actually went
to space.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Let us know what you think about that, because I
would love to know if somebodyhas the tea.
She probably just took thatdelusional blue pill.
Yep, you know.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yep, but thank you guys so much for joining us
today and remember we are thetea serving all the right
ingredients.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Yeah, I haven't done that one in a while.
I know it felt nice A littlespice going on, let's go.
Thank you for watching.
We'll see you next time.
Bye.
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