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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
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Speaker 2 (00:24):
Buggle up and hold on tight. Wegut it before you
Here It is Broberry Letter.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Thank you. Nephew's subject the security guard knows my husband
here Stephen Shirley. I work at a large company with
three offices in one city. I'm a consultant and I
work from home, but once a month I visit the
offices to check in with my team. One guy on
my team with flirting with me for months, and last
(00:48):
month he called me and told me to be sure
to stop by his office before I left. I went
to see him and he asked me to take a
walk with him. We walked to his car and he
had roses on the seat lunch from Popeyes. I sat
in the car and ate the cold chicken with him
because it was a nice gesture. He opened up about
the many dreams he's had of us making love. Then
(01:11):
he said he never dreamed it would be in a car.
I was caught off guard by that statement, but it
made me want to have sex with him in a
car for the first time, just because I'd never done
anything spontaneous like that. I cheated on my hobby before,
and I regretted it. In that short period of time,
while I ate my cold chicken, I told myself that
(01:32):
I should try this guy out in the car and
then I'd never have to see him again. I asked
if he had some form of protection, and his face
lit up. We moved to the back seat and we
got down to it. His windows are tanted, so it
was perfect. It was not until I climbed off the
back seat, looking a hot mess, that I saw the
(01:54):
security guard on the golf cart staring at me. I
realized who the security guard it was. He's been to
our house before and he knows my husband. I told
my coworker to stay in the car, and he did.
I went over and spoke to the security guard and
asked if we are good, and he smiled and said
it's cool. I told my husband I saw the guy,
(02:16):
and he said he hasn't seen him in years. I
breathed a sigh of relief. Can I trust the security
guard to keep this between us? What a crazy question.
I mean, who knows if you can trust him or not?
I mean, I know your husband can't trust you, that
is what I do know. And it's interesting that you
(02:37):
didn't think someone, I mean anyone would see you guys
in the back seat, that you didn't care or think
that somebody might see you.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I don't get that from you at all.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
He must have been really close to the security guard
because you said the guy's windows were tenant. So your
question really is do Steve and I think he'll tell
your husban? That really is your question. He might and
he might not. I mean, I'm gonna say no at
this point because he's a man, and men don't usually
get that deep with it like some women do, you know,
(03:11):
and tell everything. But what he might do the security
guard is hold it over your head for his benefit,
like he might try to sleep with you in the
future or something like that. So if you don't have
a problem with giving the security guard some if he asked,
don't worry about it. It wouldn't be the first time,
right or the second time that you cheated on your husband,
and yes I am judging, Yes I am, Steve.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Let me just start about saying in this letter right here,
I'm beyond overjoyed that you are not my wife. I mean,
you're just you easy, A box, a popeyed chicken. All
(03:57):
it took in a wall and some roses on the
back seat. These roses was purchased either on the way
in at the dude on the corner or hard they
was purchased.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
At the grocery store.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
But either way, the guy planned it because he knew
you was coming in, because you told him, because in
the flirting you told him, will I'll be there on
a certain day. Why you think that chicken and the
roses was in the car. This wasn't a per This
wasn't a perchance meeting, y'all. See she left that part out.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
He knew.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
See it ain't no oh she coming today? No, no, no,
cause you don't know what day she coming. She go
once a month They had talked and he knew she
was coming. That's why he said, make sure you stop
by my office.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Walk with me.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
They go outside for a walk. He walked to the car,
some roses on the back seat and some chicken. I
wish that's all it took. I spent way too much money,
way too much money. I don't know what I'm doing.
I have got to I wish I had met you
(05:25):
thirty years ago. Dog, I wish i'd met this man
thirty years ago so he could tell me what he
says to women to make them give it up for
a box of chicken. I just need to know what
you say. Man, it's Popey's that's strong.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I've been all that all back, and I've been down
the Olive Garden with him.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I started.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Man, the first big date I thought was strong was
a restaurant in Cleveland called the Brown Derby.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Then when I got on the road, boy.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
If I met one boy, we was at Red Lost. Oh.
I knew all the dope to Red Lobster because you
get the biscuits, and then Olive.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Garden because you got that salad in that breath.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
But little did I know all that's sitting down ordering
off of menu and getting and getting having to tip
somebody Popeyes a box old, I'd be talk on Popeyes
all right. All that thoughts this levels to this play
a thing. Yeah, we'll have Part two.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Of your response coming up at twenty three minutes after
the hour, Toda ain't strawberry letters. Subject is the security
guard knows my husband. We'll get back into it right
after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject
is the security guard knows my husband.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
This woman works from home.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
And but they're the big company. They got three offices
in the city. She's married, but she's a cheatah, because
she visited the offices once a month to check in
with her team. There's one gully on the team that's
been flirting with her. And last month he called me
and told me to be sure to stop by his
(07:31):
office before I left. So she go see him, and
he asked her to take a walk with him, and
they went to his car.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
He had roses on the back seat, but.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
He had lunch from Popeyes, so she said. They got
in the car and she decided to eat the cold
chicken because it was a nice gesture.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Okay, all right, cool.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
He opened up about all the dreams he done had about.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Them making love. My man ain't wasting no time.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Then he said he never dreamed that it would be
in a car.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Here was, she said.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I was caught off god by that statement. But it
made me want to have sex in the car for
the first time.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
That's a lie, all that, that's just a lot. It
wasn't the first. No, hell no, hell no, no.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
After he said that statement, it made me want to
have sex in the car for.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
The first time.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
What how that's your first time thinking about having sex
in a car?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Who ain't thought of that in high school? I ain't
thought of that in college? The girl buy.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Just because I'd never done anything spontaneous like that.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Who are you talking to?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
You don't just climb in the backseat of cars while
you at work on lunch break, even Popeye's. Because it's
the first You've never done anything spontaneous like that.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Girl.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Stop, I've cheated on my husband before, and right.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
There, let's let's let's back this up right here.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I've cheated on my husband before. So now what makes
you think that that statement you said a second ago,
you've never done anything spontaneous like this, lady.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
You've been tricking so hard in that short period of time.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
While I ate my cold chicken, I told myself I
should try this guy out in the car and then
I never have to see him again.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
What how that's the plan.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I'm gonna climb in this car with him and try
him out, because then I never have to see him again.
I asked if he had some form of protection his face.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Li.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
We moved to the back seat and we got to it.
His wonders, this tenant. So it was perfect?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
You knew that.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
It was not until I climbed out the back seat
and look at a hot mess that I saw the
security guard on the golf car staring at me. I
realized who the security guard was. He'd been to our
house before and he knows my husband. And told my
coworker to stay in the car, and he did. I
went over and spoke to the security guard. Now, so
if we're good, He smiled and said, it's cool. Oh yeah,
(10:31):
it ain't. Ain't no problem, it's cool. I told my
husband I saw the guy, and he said he ain't
seen him in years. I breathed a sigh of relief.
Can I trust the security guard to keep this between us?
Wait a minute, did you just use the word trust?
(10:54):
Can you trust the security guard?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Can? If I trust you? Your new lover?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
He can't trust you because you're talking about if you
give him something right now, you might not have to
see him no more. But I bet you will though.
And you know how, I know called Popeyes is still open.
You can't turn down no chicken.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Where are these women at?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I've been going about this the wrong way.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Cars and swimming pool and houses, trips, coats, rags, shoe boxes.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
All I needed?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
What just some chicken? Spicy girl, ain't no telling what
to happen. Extra crush girl. I came up with some spicy,
extra crispy. Who well, we're gonna be in here clouded
for days, cople extra biscuits with some honey girl. I'm
(12:06):
gonna have to buy me a pickup truck so we
can get this thing. So we doing right, all this
folding up in this back seat. I'm finna, I'm finna
buy me a camper. I just lady, you one of
the most. But here your question? Do you think I
can trust the security guard?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Lady?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
You don't see the other issues in this letter, like
you repeatedly cheat on your husband.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
That's one number two. You easy.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
You climbs in back seats and you can be bought
with a box of chicken, Tommy Junior, all this getting
married by these houses and diamond ring?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
How stupid do you feel? Right now? All you needed
was some chicken. If you can, be the KFC girl.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Who Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook and check
out the Strawberry Letter podcast on the free iHeartRadio appre
Never sounded So good.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
You can download check by.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Now coming up in forty six minutes after the hour,
full talk to Junior and sports talk. Right after this,
you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to STEVEARVFM dot com and
click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter
live on the air, just like we're going to read
this one right here, right now. You never know right there.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Buggle up and hold on tight. Wegut it before you
Here It is Broberry Letter.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Thank you. Nephew's subject the security guard knows my husband
here Stephen Shirley. I work at a large company with
three offices in one city. I'm a consultant and I
work from home, but once a month I visit the
offices to check in with my team. One guy on
my team with flirting with me for months, and last
(00:48):
month he called me and told me to be sure
to stop by his office before I left. I went
to see him and he asked me to take a
walk with him. We walked to his car and he
had roses on the seat lunch from Popeyes. I sat
in the car and ate the cold chicken with him
because it was a nice gesture. He opened up about
the many dreams he's had of us making love. Then
(01:11):
he said he never dreamed it would be in a car.
I was caught off guard by that statement, but it
made me want to have sex with him in a
car for the first time, just because I'd never done
anything spontaneous like that. I cheated on my hobby before,
and I regretted it. In that short period of time,
while I ate my cold chicken, I told myself that
(01:32):
I should try this guy out in the car and
then I'd never have to see him again. I asked
if he had some form of protection, and his face
lit up. We moved to the back seat and we
got down to it. His windows are tanted, so it
was perfect. It was not until I climbed off the
back seat, looking a hot mess, that I saw the
(01:54):
security guard on the golf cart staring at me. I
realized who the security guard it was. He's been to
our house before and he knows my husband. I told
my coworker to stay in the car, and he did.
I went over and spoke to the security guard and
asked if we are good, and he smiled and said
it's cool. I told my husband I saw the guy,
(02:16):
and he said he hasn't seen him in years. I
breathed a sigh of relief. Can I trust the security
guard to keep this between us? What a crazy question.
I mean, who knows if you can trust him or not?
I mean, I know your husband can't trust you, that
is what I do know. And it's interesting that you
(02:37):
didn't think someone, I mean anyone would see you guys
in the back seat, that you didn't care or think
that somebody might see you.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I don't get that from you at all.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
He must have been really close to the security guard
because you said the guy's windows were tenant. So your
question really is do Steve and I think he'll tell
your husban? That really is your question. He might and
he might not. I mean, I'm gonna say no at
this point because he's a man, and men don't usually
get that deep with it like some women do, you know,
(03:11):
and tell everything. But what he might do the security
guard is hold it over your head for his benefit,
like he might try to sleep with you in the
future or something like that. So if you don't have
a problem with giving the security guard some if he asked,
don't worry about it. It wouldn't be the first time,
right or the second time that you cheated on your husband,
and yes I am judging, Yes I am, Steve.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Let me just start about saying in this letter right here,
I'm beyond overjoyed that you are not my wife. I mean,
you're just you easy, A box, a popeyed chicken. All
(03:57):
it took in a wall and some roses on the
back seat. These roses was purchased either on the way
in at the dude on the corner or hard they
was purchased.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
At the grocery store.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
But either way, the guy planned it because he knew
you was coming in, because you told him, because in
the flirting you told him, will I'll be there on
a certain day. Why you think that chicken and the
roses was in the car. This wasn't a per This
wasn't a perchance meeting, y'all. See she left that part out.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
He knew.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
See it ain't no oh she coming today? No, no, no,
cause you don't know what day she coming. She go
once a month They had talked and he knew she
was coming. That's why he said, make sure you stop
by my office.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Walk with me.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
They go outside for a walk. He walked to the car,
some roses on the back seat and some chicken. I
wish that's all it took. I spent way too much money,
way too much money. I don't know what I'm doing.
I have got to I wish I had met you
(05:25):
thirty years ago. Dog, I wish i'd met this man
thirty years ago so he could tell me what he
says to women to make them give it up for
a box of chicken. I just need to know what
you say. Man, it's Popey's that's strong.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I've been all that all back, and I've been down
the Olive Garden with him.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I started.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Man, the first big date I thought was strong was
a restaurant in Cleveland called the Brown Derby.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Then when I got on the road, boy.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
If I met one boy, we was at Red Lost. Oh.
I knew all the dope to Red Lobster because you
get the biscuits, and then Olive.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Garden because you got that salad in that breath.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
But little did I know all that's sitting down ordering
off of menu and getting and getting having to tip
somebody Popeyes a box old, I'd be talk on Popeyes
all right. All that thoughts this levels to this play
a thing. Yeah, we'll have Part two.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Of your response coming up at twenty three minutes after
the hour, Toda ain't strawberry letters. Subject is the security
guard knows my husband. We'll get back into it right
after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject
is the security guard knows my husband.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
This woman works from home.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
And but they're the big company. They got three offices
in the city. She's married, but she's a cheatah, because
she visited the offices once a month to check in
with her team. There's one gully on the team that's
been flirting with her. And last month he called me
and told me to be sure to stop by his
(07:31):
office before I left. So she go see him, and
he asked her to take a walk with him, and
they went to his car.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
He had roses on the back seat, but.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
He had lunch from Popeyes, so she said. They got
in the car and she decided to eat the cold
chicken because it was a nice gesture.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Okay, all right, cool.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
He opened up about all the dreams he done had about.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Them making love. My man ain't wasting no time.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Then he said he never dreamed that it would be
in a car.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Here was, she said.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I was caught off god by that statement. But it
made me want to have sex in the car for
the first time.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
That's a lie, all that, that's just a lot. It
wasn't the first. No, hell no, hell no, no.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
After he said that statement, it made me want to
have sex in the car for.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
The first time.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
What how that's your first time thinking about having sex
in a car?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Who ain't thought of that in high school? I ain't
thought of that in college? The girl buy.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Just because I'd never done anything spontaneous like that.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Who are you talking to?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
You don't just climb in the backseat of cars while
you at work on lunch break, even Popeye's. Because it's
the first You've never done anything spontaneous like that.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Girl.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Stop, I've cheated on my husband before, and right.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
There, let's let's let's back this up right here.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I've cheated on my husband before. So now what makes
you think that that statement you said a second ago,
you've never done anything spontaneous like this, lady.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
You've been tricking so hard in that short period of time.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
While I ate my cold chicken, I told myself I
should try this guy out in the car and then
I never have to see him again.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
What how that's the plan.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I'm gonna climb in this car with him and try
him out, because then I never have to see him again.
I asked if he had some form of protection his face.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Li.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
We moved to the back seat and we got to it.
His wonders, this tenant. So it was perfect?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
You knew that.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
It was not until I climbed out the back seat
and look at a hot mess that I saw the
security guard on the golf car staring at me. I
realized who the security guard was. He'd been to our
house before and he knows my husband. And told my
coworker to stay in the car, and he did. I
went over and spoke to the security guard. Now, so
if we're good, He smiled and said, it's cool. Oh yeah,
(10:31):
it ain't. Ain't no problem, it's cool. I told my
husband I saw the guy, and he said he ain't
seen him in years. I breathed a sigh of relief.
Can I trust the security guard to keep this between us?
Wait a minute, did you just use the word trust?
(10:54):
Can you trust the security guard?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Can? If I trust you? Your new lover?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
He can't trust you because you're talking about if you
give him something right now, you might not have to
see him no more. But I bet you will though.
And you know how, I know called Popeyes is still open.
You can't turn down no chicken.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Where are these women at?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I've been going about this the wrong way.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Cars and swimming pool and houses, trips, coats, rags, shoe boxes.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
All I needed?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
What just some chicken? Spicy girl, ain't no telling what
to happen. Extra crush girl. I came up with some spicy,
extra crispy. Who well, we're gonna be in here clouded
for days, cople extra biscuits with some honey girl. I'm
(12:06):
gonna have to buy me a pickup truck so we
can get this thing. So we doing right, all this
folding up in this back seat. I'm finna, I'm finna
buy me a camper. I just lady, you one of
the most. But here your question? Do you think I
can trust the security guard?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Lady?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
You don't see the other issues in this letter, like
you repeatedly cheat on your husband.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
That's one number two. You easy.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
You climbs in back seats and you can be bought
with a box of chicken, Tommy Junior, all this getting
married by these houses and diamond ring?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
How stupid do you feel? Right now? All you needed
was some chicken. If you can, be the KFC girl.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Who Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook and check
out the Strawberry Letter podcast on the free iHeartRadio appre
Never sounded So good.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
You can download check by.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Now coming up in forty six minutes after the hour,
full talk to Junior and sports talk. Right after this,
you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show
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