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Speaker 1 (00:00):
But right now it is time for the nephew. You
hear them with today's prank phone call, nephew, what you
got for us today?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
This is the gyms, Shirley Gem Gyms, Gods Eyes Ministry,
God's Eyes Ministry. Yes, yes, we're back at the church
God's Eyes Ministry. All right, let's go cat dog if
you would Hello, I'm trying to read to Clarence. Clarence,
(00:32):
how you doing, Clarence? This is statius man. I'm over
at the church man Baptist Church where you're a member of.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Right, oh yeah, hey, okay, hey, I'm with the gyms man,
and uh you you you actually came to uh this
past service.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Correct gyms, the gyms, that's that's uh God's Eyes Missionary
and and basically what we do is we watch what's
going on, you know, in the in the church, who's coming,
who hasn't come? And uh, you know, I don't mean
any harm, but this this if my records indicate me right,
(01:08):
uh through my God's Eyes Ministry, the gems looking at
my books looks like you this is your first time
at the church this year? Correct?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Yeah, I mean what can I do for you?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Okay? Now when pastor asked for all the visitors to stand.
You actually did not stand? Correct, No, no, remember because
you remember there we go. Now you you still work
for uh you you you work for them? Yeah, okay,
Now what we've done is we've averaged it out that you.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
What what what is it?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
I mean, what is this about?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Okay, I'm on my way to it. So so you
probably are you averaging about what between forty and fifty
thousand dollars on the yearly basis over there with I mean, I.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Mean, yeah, something like that.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
But you know, go ahead, well problem see what we're
looking at since since you all member, because see you
did not stand when he said all members said, see
you did not stand up, which which you right there
are making the you know, you're you're you're clarifying that
you are a member, and you're making about we're gonna
roughly say about forty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
A year, which means ten percent in forty five hundred. Now,
we looked at the we looked at the books, and
notice that you put in fifty dollars in the church
on this past Easter on Sunday. Now, if you put
fifty dollars in, you know we're close. See when you're
gonna start cutting into this forty five hundred dollars that
you ought to be paying your tithes?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Wait? What's your name?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Like I said, sir, my name is status. Status. Will
a man rob God? Yet you have robbed me well
and tied that would offer?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
See you you you you are Wait a minute, hold on, hold,
And second, you got you got all the stuff going
on to the church. You you got uh uh, you
got hungry people, you got people that need salvation and whatever.
But you calling me about about some money that I haven't.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Given to the church. Well, well, see, and your ministry
does y'all y'all spend all morning calling people.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
My job, sir, as a gym God's eyes ministry. My
job is to keep an eye on what's going on
at the church. Now, when are you gonna start cutting
into your tie? You forty five hundred dollars a day?
We see, this is why we can't get the extra
wing that pastor wants to put on because people like him.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
This is why you know what man, you got.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Hold on a second. First of all, let me explain
something to your brother fatty yourself, whatever the.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Ministry you are with meats.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Okay, that's fine. Listen, hey, I don't even have to
explain this to you, but let me explain.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Something to you. All right.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
This is a one job household.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
This is all we do.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
This is the one job household. My wife don't work,
but my wife comes to church every Sunday and she
pays the tithe that have you checked at the gym ministry?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Have y'all looked at her ties?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Her ties ain't got nothing to do with you. You understand,
you out to pay your ties? Will a man rob God?
Yet you have robbed? You are robbing the Lord, brother Triaris.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Man?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
You know? That's you know? And you wonder why people
don't come to church all the time.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
You know how you gonna tell me that I rob?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I could be giving my tie somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I am the secretary. I am the Gem's secretary of
God's Eyes Ministry. And my eyes have shown me that
you've only given fifty dollars.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
You're making forty five thousand dollars for somebody from the church.
I don't know if that is something.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I'll tell you that.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Who is I half?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
But that's not none of their business. That's I know,
I know, I know. What does it have to do
with him calling people and asking them if they I
got this?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I got this.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Let me let me hand.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yeah, you know I got it.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I got it.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I got it, I got it.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
I got I know, I know, I know who.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Whoo whoo, who who is that?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Sir? That's my wife that's been paying. That's my wife
in paying.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
I tied.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Oh okay. I don't have nothing in my books that
say y'all paid three hundred dollars, not under county.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
If she said we paid three hundred dollars, we paid
three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Let me ask you this, When are you gonna start
cutting into this forty five with a man rob God?
Yet you have robbed me. That is what you are doing, sir.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Well you know what you robbing me right now?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
You robbing me right now at my time where I
could go out. I gotta be work. I can't even
go get dressed right now because I'm on the phone
with you. I have to be at work in half
an hour. You rob me me right now of my time.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Let me ask you something. Can you bring your tax
return into the to why I can take a look
at it my tax return.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
You know, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
I bring my tax return.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
If everybody else bring their tax return. If you bring
your tax return and pass to bring his tax return,
then I'll bring my tax return. We can have a
tax return party.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
When will your tax return? When can you? Can you
fax it to me?
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Are you serious? I mean, I mean, I mean if
it's is it?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
If it's not too much to ask for? Listen, I'm
gonna be honest with you. The next time you do
come to church, were gonna pat you down because we're
gonna have to figure out.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Oh hold on, you're gonna pat me down the next
time I come to church and then lay hands on you. Okay,
let me ask you this. Do you are you on
salary at the church?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah? But what does but what what does what does
that have to do with anything?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I need to know what you tying?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
It ain't gotten you, look, look, it ain't got nothing.
When you're gonna pray your forty five hundred dollars down
so we can add it, so we can get the
wing put on. I'm part of the gems. You'll pray
your money down here or Clarence, isn't it a dog?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Let me tell you something. I don't know who you are.
I don't know what this ministry is.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I'm with the gems. When can we expect it?
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Man, I don't I don't care. I don't give it.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
You know what, Let me say, I don't care anything
about the gym ministry.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
I don't care about you, man, I don't care about
any of that.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Where you're gonna play this ten percent?
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Man, let me take something dollars, just this for real,
don't call my house no more with this, with this up, dude,
you about to make a brother go off. I mean, seriously,
in this economy, in this economy, you talk to me
about about me tied in fifty dollars.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I'm trying.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
I'm trying to put a dollar through college. I'm trying
to see a son through private school, and I can't
get that done. I'm trying to keep the lights on over.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
What do that have to do with the church.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
I already told you. I'm getting ready to hang up,
And if you want to meet me and whatever you're
gonna do and whatever, then that's fine.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
So I need to tell you something else about your job.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
You ain't tell me nothing about my job.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
You have to tell me.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I need to tell you something about your job.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Dude, I'm gonna hang up the phone.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Is that a man named Chapman at your job?
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Yes, at my job? Okay, yeah, he's been there too.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
No, no, now, wait a minute. Chapman is the one
that got me to call you. This is nephew Tommy
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby, you just got pranked, man, Man.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Man, man, you got me feeling You got me feeling guilty.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I mean with with the gym ministry.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yeah, but I'm not getting ready to get beat up.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yoah, man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
what is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest
radio show in the.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Land, obviously.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
See that boy stupid right there? That boy there, you
got to put some stew on my stupid. That's what
I'm talking about right there, nice, good stupid. That's just
that's good trouble. But they say that's good trouble. I
know you did not. I can't take that. I can't
(08:45):
use that. No, that ain't that's good trouble. That ain't.
Ranking is good. Cranking is good trouble. Cranking is playing
too much? Yeah, all right, thank you, ne you.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Coming up next, it is my Strawberry letter for today
and the subject is caught on camera.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
We'll get into it right after this
But right now it is time for the nephew. You
hear them with today's prank phone call, nephew, what you
got for us today?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
This is the gyms, Shirley Gem Gyms, Gods Eyes Ministry,
God's Eyes Ministry. Yes, yes, we're back at the church
God's Eyes Ministry. All right, let's go cat dog if
you would Hello, I'm trying to read to Clarence. Clarence,
(00:32):
how you doing, Clarence? This is statius man. I'm over
at the church man Baptist Church where you're a member of.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Right, oh yeah, hey, okay, hey, I'm with the gyms man,
and uh you you you actually came to uh this
past service.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Correct gyms, the gyms, that's that's uh God's Eyes Missionary
and and basically what we do is we watch what's
going on, you know, in the in the church, who's coming,
who hasn't come? And uh, you know, I don't mean
any harm, but this this if my records indicate me right,
(01:08):
uh through my God's Eyes Ministry, the gems looking at
my books looks like you this is your first time
at the church this year? Correct?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Yeah, I mean what can I do for you?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Okay? Now when pastor asked for all the visitors to stand.
You actually did not stand? Correct, No, no, remember because
you remember there we go. Now you you still work
for uh you you you work for them? Yeah, okay,
Now what we've done is we've averaged it out that you.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
What what what is it?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
I mean, what is this about?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Okay, I'm on my way to it. So so you
probably are you averaging about what between forty and fifty
thousand dollars on the yearly basis over there with I mean, I.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Mean, yeah, something like that.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
But you know, go ahead, well problem see what we're
looking at since since you all member, because see you
did not stand when he said all members said, see
you did not stand up, which which you right there
are making the you know, you're you're you're clarifying that
you are a member, and you're making about we're gonna
roughly say about forty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
A year, which means ten percent in forty five hundred. Now,
we looked at the we looked at the books, and
notice that you put in fifty dollars in the church
on this past Easter on Sunday. Now, if you put
fifty dollars in, you know we're close. See when you're
gonna start cutting into this forty five hundred dollars that
you ought to be paying your tithes?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Wait? What's your name?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Like I said, sir, my name is status. Status. Will
a man rob God? Yet you have robbed me well
and tied that would offer?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
See you you you you are Wait a minute, hold on, hold,
And second, you got you got all the stuff going
on to the church. You you got uh uh, you
got hungry people, you got people that need salvation and whatever.
But you calling me about about some money that I haven't.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Given to the church. Well, well, see, and your ministry
does y'all y'all spend all morning calling people.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
My job, sir, as a gym God's eyes ministry. My
job is to keep an eye on what's going on
at the church. Now, when are you gonna start cutting
into your tie? You forty five hundred dollars a day?
We see, this is why we can't get the extra
wing that pastor wants to put on because people like him.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
This is why you know what man, you got.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Hold on a second. First of all, let me explain
something to your brother fatty yourself, whatever the.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Ministry you are with meats.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Okay, that's fine. Listen, hey, I don't even have to
explain this to you, but let me explain.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Something to you. All right.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
This is a one job household.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
This is all we do.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
This is the one job household. My wife don't work,
but my wife comes to church every Sunday and she
pays the tithe that have you checked at the gym ministry?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Have y'all looked at her ties?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Her ties ain't got nothing to do with you. You understand,
you out to pay your ties? Will a man rob God?
Yet you have robbed? You are robbing the Lord, brother Triaris.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Man?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
You know? That's you know? And you wonder why people
don't come to church all the time.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
You know how you gonna tell me that I rob?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I could be giving my tie somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I am the secretary. I am the Gem's secretary of
God's Eyes Ministry. And my eyes have shown me that
you've only given fifty dollars.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
You're making forty five thousand dollars for somebody from the church.
I don't know if that is something.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I'll tell you that.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Who is I half?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
But that's not none of their business. That's I know,
I know, I know. What does it have to do
with him calling people and asking them if they I
got this?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I got this.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Let me let me hand.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yeah, you know I got it.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I got it.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I got it, I got it.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
I got I know, I know, I know who.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Whoo whoo, who who is that?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Sir? That's my wife that's been paying. That's my wife
in paying.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
I tied.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Oh okay. I don't have nothing in my books that
say y'all paid three hundred dollars, not under county.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
If she said we paid three hundred dollars, we paid
three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Let me ask you this, When are you gonna start
cutting into this forty five with a man rob God?
Yet you have robbed me. That is what you are doing, sir.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Well you know what you robbing me right now?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
You robbing me right now at my time where I
could go out. I gotta be work. I can't even
go get dressed right now because I'm on the phone
with you. I have to be at work in half
an hour. You rob me me right now of my time.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Let me ask you something. Can you bring your tax
return into the to why I can take a look
at it my tax return.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
You know, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
I bring my tax return.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
If everybody else bring their tax return. If you bring
your tax return and pass to bring his tax return,
then I'll bring my tax return. We can have a
tax return party.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
When will your tax return? When can you? Can you
fax it to me?
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Are you serious? I mean, I mean, I mean if
it's is it?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
If it's not too much to ask for? Listen, I'm
gonna be honest with you. The next time you do
come to church, were gonna pat you down because we're
gonna have to figure out.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Oh hold on, you're gonna pat me down the next
time I come to church and then lay hands on you. Okay,
let me ask you this. Do you are you on
salary at the church?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah? But what does but what what does what does
that have to do with anything?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I need to know what you tying?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
It ain't gotten you, look, look, it ain't got nothing.
When you're gonna pray your forty five hundred dollars down
so we can add it, so we can get the
wing put on. I'm part of the gems. You'll pray
your money down here or Clarence, isn't it a dog?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Let me tell you something. I don't know who you are.
I don't know what this ministry is.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I'm with the gems. When can we expect it?
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Man, I don't I don't care. I don't give it.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
You know what, Let me say, I don't care anything
about the gym ministry.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
I don't care about you, man, I don't care about
any of that.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Where you're gonna play this ten percent?
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Man, let me take something dollars, just this for real,
don't call my house no more with this, with this up, dude,
you about to make a brother go off. I mean, seriously,
in this economy, in this economy, you talk to me
about about me tied in fifty dollars.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I'm trying.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
I'm trying to put a dollar through college. I'm trying
to see a son through private school, and I can't
get that done. I'm trying to keep the lights on over.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
What do that have to do with the church.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
I already told you. I'm getting ready to hang up,
And if you want to meet me and whatever you're
gonna do and whatever, then that's fine.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
So I need to tell you something else about your job.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
You ain't tell me nothing about my job.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
You have to tell me.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I need to tell you something about your job.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Dude, I'm gonna hang up the phone.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Is that a man named Chapman at your job?
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Yes, at my job? Okay, yeah, he's been there too.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
No, no, now, wait a minute. Chapman is the one
that got me to call you. This is nephew Tommy
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby, you just got pranked, man, Man.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Man, man, you got me feeling You got me feeling guilty.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I mean with with the gym ministry.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yeah, but I'm not getting ready to get beat up.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yoah, man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
what is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest
radio show in the.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Land, obviously.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
See that boy stupid right there? That boy there, you
got to put some stew on my stupid. That's what
I'm talking about right there, nice, good stupid. That's just
that's good trouble. But they say that's good trouble. I
know you did not. I can't take that. I can't
(08:45):
use that. No, that ain't that's good trouble. That ain't.
Ranking is good. Cranking is good trouble. Cranking is playing
too much? Yeah, all right, thank you, ne you.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Coming up next, it is my Strawberry letter for today
and the subject is caught on camera.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
We'll get into it right after this
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