October 7, 2025 • 6 mins
📞 "I Need Insurance for My Pleasure Business!" Uncle Tommy’s Wild Prank Call 😂
Uncle Tommy is back with another classic! This time, he's calling an insurance company to get coverage for a very unusual business… one that “pleasures people.” 😳💼
🎧 Don’t miss the laughs — follow us on the podcast and catch more on Mix 92.3 Detroit’s R&B Playback!
Uncle Tommy is back with another classic! This time, he's calling an insurance company to get coverage for a very unusual business… one that “pleasures people.” 😳💼
🎧 Don’t miss the laughs — follow us on the podcast and catch more on Mix 92.3 Detroit’s R&B Playback!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Uh, something from Tommy then?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Did he didn't call the insurance company trying to get
some insurance for some very special people.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Just some insurance for some very special people. I don't know.
I don't know. He just said, it's insurance. That's all.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
It is.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Insurance.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Come on, cat call Chances and Joseph, I can I
help you?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah, Joseph, are you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Man? I got you doing good?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Your number? Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Well, so I give me your card to me.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
You have an insurance company, you might be a help me.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Absolutely, it will love to help you, will love to
help you.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Okay, listen, I'm I'm seeking some insurance. What all the
insurance that you guys have?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
What?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
What? What all of you all covered?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
We have automobile insurance, we have home insurance, we have
life insurance. Uh, fire flood were pretty much. Uh we
have everything exactly what insurance that we're looking for?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Okay, Well, see I need Uh I have my own business,
my own company.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Okay. What I'm what I'm want?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I want.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
What I'm trying to do, man, is I'm trying to
make sure I have insurance for the people underneath me. Yeah,
exactly exactly. I want to I want my employees to
be insured.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Okay, you know, like if something happens to.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Them, they can get they can get Workman's comp you
know what I mean. I want to be able to
accommodate them that way. Is that? And are you able
to help me out with something like that?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah? I am able to help you out. I just
need to ask you a few questions. How many How
many employees do you ask right now?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I have?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I got six? Well, I got four that's working full time.
I got two that that work predominantly on the weekends. Okay,
so I got let me think real quicklymit I got Centnerment,
I got ice Jasmine, I got thunder.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I'm sorry, sir, tell your name again, sir?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
What was smitty?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Okay? What type of bitess you have? Sir?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Well, I'm I'm more of a I'm a I'm a.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
PC and I'm sorry DC uh personal consultant.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
No, no, no, no, I'm I'm pretty close, so pretty close.
That's that's that's pretty close. I'm I'm I'm a pleasure consultant.
And and what it is mean?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I got you know, I got John I'm sorry, did
you say pleasure consultant? Right?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Right. What that is, man, is you know I pleasurize
people that want to be pleasurized, Like I have girls
that may dance for you, something may come by and
uh do other things for you after part these private parties,
that kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Are you trying to Are you trying to ensure a
strippers a call girls?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Well, I mean, I mean I'm trying to ensure what
I'm trying to show. I mean, I give all my
girls ten ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, I don't know what this is an insurance company.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
This is a reperable company. We don't ensure call girls
those supers, sir.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I'm trying to ensure my product. I mean, the way
economy is right now, everybody got to look out for themself.
But I got insured what I need to ensure so
in case things go bad, man, I can bounce back
on that. Yeah, I understand that, sir, and I do.
I mean, I'm a businessman just like you are, sir.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
But we don't ensure call up strippers.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
So so hold on, I got your car. Man, you're
trying to tell me that now you can't give me
no insurance.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
We can't ensure call girls are strippers. Okay, Okay, okay,
tell me what type of duties.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Do they perform? Well, I mean, what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
What kind of do I mean? They on the application.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I have to put down.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
What type of duties do you we're gonna put down.
We got down exotic dance, you know, uh and see
since they are there for people that like, uh, need
to have some personal attention. Man, you know, we just
put something else down, like you know, counseling, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Costitutes, you want to ensure costitutes.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I'm not saying that, man, I'm not stop saying that.
Don't say that, no more. That's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'm saying that's what that's what they are. Well, why
don't you put down people?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Man? Why don't you? Why don't you put down play
as your consultant for him?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Man, sir, we don't do that here. I'm I don't
a lot to help you, sir. We don't do that here.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
You can't insure a prostitute. Then I tell you, don't
say that no more. I told you this right here
is a PC. It's a pleasure consultant. Now, somebody that
gave me this business card, that told me that you'll
be able to take care of me. And now here
you is coming back saying you can't see. That's when
it's starting to be some per smitted name.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Sir, you're gonna have to refine from using that language.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
They telling me that you are able to assure me.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Man, you.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Want coming back with some bogus right here, we don't.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Ensure any type of ghetto mess prostitutes call girls. That's
some street junk that we don't do here.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Man, listen, I was told you can ensure me, and
guess what, you go and shure me. I'm fenna go
back and forth with you, DoD. I'm finna come down
there to your office and I want to. I want
these papers filled out so I can sign them.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
So I'm look, man, we don't ensure no prostitut are
No are those strippers?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Okay, So we don't.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Do that, and you're not gonna come down from my
office with this ghetto mess. We don't do that. Who
do you think you hollering at? Man? You you don't
know who you're dealing with. Now, don't let this corporate
over the phone, corporate for it fool you, because I
can get gangster. Hey, man, I don't know who you
think you now. We don't do that here, Hey man,
look at let me tell you. I'm on my way
(05:23):
down there. Okay, do not come to this office. You
not to come to this office. I'm coming to the office.
You're gonna show up my girls for me? Now if
somebody gave me your card and told me you can
take care of me on the low, and that's what
you're gonna do now. I need my men sharing for
my girls.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Dog.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
That's all I'm trying to get. Don't you bring you
to me steps with because.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
We don't do it and I will not. And if
you bring up something, you're gonna get your man.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I got talking to I'm talking to you, not trying
to be nice and I trying.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
To be perfectional.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Question, don't you bring little after my office?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
An?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Keep you you at some.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Hey man, I got one more thing I need to
say to you. You listen, Yes, what you got to
seven and go? I do not and short prostitutes? Okay,
what do you have to tell me?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I got to tell you this best his nephew Tommy
from the Steve Holvey Morning Show. You just got pranked
by your boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Oh my god, I'm gonna kill that boy. I cannot believe.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Who hell y'all got me?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
What?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I don't one oh morn.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Let me ask you this here, man, Let me ask
you this here. What is the baddest I'm talking about
the baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harvey
Morning
Uh, something from Tommy then?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Did he didn't call the insurance company trying to get
some insurance for some very special people.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Just some insurance for some very special people. I don't know.
I don't know. He just said, it's insurance. That's all.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
It is.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Insurance.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Come on, cat call Chances and Joseph, I can I
help you?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah, Joseph, are you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Man? I got you doing good?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Your number? Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Well, so I give me your card to me.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
You have an insurance company, you might be a help me.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Absolutely, it will love to help you, will love to
help you.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Okay, listen, I'm I'm seeking some insurance. What all the
insurance that you guys have?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
What?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
What? What all of you all covered?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
We have automobile insurance, we have home insurance, we have
life insurance. Uh, fire flood were pretty much. Uh we
have everything exactly what insurance that we're looking for?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Okay, Well, see I need Uh I have my own business,
my own company.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Okay. What I'm what I'm want?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I want.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
What I'm trying to do, man, is I'm trying to
make sure I have insurance for the people underneath me. Yeah,
exactly exactly. I want to I want my employees to
be insured.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Okay, you know, like if something happens to.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Them, they can get they can get Workman's comp you
know what I mean. I want to be able to
accommodate them that way. Is that? And are you able
to help me out with something like that?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah? I am able to help you out. I just
need to ask you a few questions. How many How
many employees do you ask right now?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I have?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I got six? Well, I got four that's working full time.
I got two that that work predominantly on the weekends. Okay,
so I got let me think real quicklymit I got Centnerment,
I got ice Jasmine, I got thunder.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I'm sorry, sir, tell your name again, sir?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
What was smitty?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Okay? What type of bitess you have? Sir?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Well, I'm I'm more of a I'm a I'm a.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
PC and I'm sorry DC uh personal consultant.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
No, no, no, no, I'm I'm pretty close, so pretty close.
That's that's that's pretty close. I'm I'm I'm a pleasure consultant.
And and what it is mean?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I got you know, I got John I'm sorry, did
you say pleasure consultant? Right?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Right. What that is, man, is you know I pleasurize
people that want to be pleasurized, Like I have girls
that may dance for you, something may come by and
uh do other things for you after part these private parties,
that kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Are you trying to Are you trying to ensure a
strippers a call girls?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Well, I mean, I mean I'm trying to ensure what
I'm trying to show. I mean, I give all my
girls ten ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, I don't know what this is an insurance company.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
This is a reperable company. We don't ensure call girls
those supers, sir.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I'm trying to ensure my product. I mean, the way
economy is right now, everybody got to look out for themself.
But I got insured what I need to ensure so
in case things go bad, man, I can bounce back
on that. Yeah, I understand that, sir, and I do.
I mean, I'm a businessman just like you are, sir.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
But we don't ensure call up strippers.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
So so hold on, I got your car. Man, you're
trying to tell me that now you can't give me
no insurance.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
We can't ensure call girls are strippers. Okay, Okay, okay,
tell me what type of duties.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Do they perform? Well, I mean, what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
What kind of do I mean? They on the application.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I have to put down.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
What type of duties do you we're gonna put down.
We got down exotic dance, you know, uh and see
since they are there for people that like, uh, need
to have some personal attention. Man, you know, we just
put something else down, like you know, counseling, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Costitutes, you want to ensure costitutes.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I'm not saying that, man, I'm not stop saying that.
Don't say that, no more. That's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'm saying that's what that's what they are. Well, why
don't you put down people?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Man? Why don't you? Why don't you put down play
as your consultant for him?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Man, sir, we don't do that here. I'm I don't
a lot to help you, sir. We don't do that here.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
You can't insure a prostitute. Then I tell you, don't
say that no more. I told you this right here
is a PC. It's a pleasure consultant. Now, somebody that
gave me this business card, that told me that you'll
be able to take care of me. And now here
you is coming back saying you can't see. That's when
it's starting to be some per smitted name.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Sir, you're gonna have to refine from using that language.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
They telling me that you are able to assure me.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Man, you.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Want coming back with some bogus right here, we don't.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Ensure any type of ghetto mess prostitutes call girls. That's
some street junk that we don't do here.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Man, listen, I was told you can ensure me, and
guess what, you go and shure me. I'm fenna go
back and forth with you, DoD. I'm finna come down
there to your office and I want to. I want
these papers filled out so I can sign them.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
So I'm look, man, we don't ensure no prostitut are
No are those strippers?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Okay, So we don't.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Do that, and you're not gonna come down from my
office with this ghetto mess. We don't do that. Who
do you think you hollering at? Man? You you don't
know who you're dealing with. Now, don't let this corporate
over the phone, corporate for it fool you, because I
can get gangster. Hey, man, I don't know who you
think you now. We don't do that here, Hey man,
look at let me tell you. I'm on my way
(05:23):
down there. Okay, do not come to this office. You
not to come to this office. I'm coming to the office.
You're gonna show up my girls for me? Now if
somebody gave me your card and told me you can
take care of me on the low, and that's what
you're gonna do now. I need my men sharing for
my girls.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Dog.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
That's all I'm trying to get. Don't you bring you
to me steps with because.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
We don't do it and I will not. And if
you bring up something, you're gonna get your man.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I got talking to I'm talking to you, not trying
to be nice and I trying.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
To be perfectional.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Question, don't you bring little after my office?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
An?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Keep you you at some.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Hey man, I got one more thing I need to
say to you. You listen, Yes, what you got to
seven and go? I do not and short prostitutes? Okay,
what do you have to tell me?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I got to tell you this best his nephew Tommy
from the Steve Holvey Morning Show. You just got pranked
by your boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Oh my god, I'm gonna kill that boy. I cannot believe.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Who hell y'all got me?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
What?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I don't one oh morn.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Let me ask you this here, man, Let me ask
you this here. What is the baddest I'm talking about
the baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harvey
Morning
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