October 4, 2025 • 7 mins
Uncle Tommy of the Steve Harvey Morning Show is 4back 4and wilder than ever! 🎙️💥
In this episode from The Steve Harvey Morning Show, Uncle Tommy delivers another legendary prank call that walks between hilarious and outrageous. His over-the-top antic, and quick wit, will leave you laughing out loud and hitting replay. Don’t miss this comedy classic and don't forget to hit follow!
In this episode from The Steve Harvey Morning Show, Uncle Tommy delivers another legendary prank call that walks between hilarious and outrageous. His over-the-top antic, and quick wit, will leave you laughing out loud and hitting replay. Don’t miss this comedy classic and don't forget to hit follow!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
He is called law in order, Law and Order. M
that's that's the sign law and order. Let's go get up.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Good morning, Vision Law and Associates office.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Hey, how you doing. I'm trying to speak to the lawyers.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
He's not in sir, but I can help you. I
can get all your information and also get your actual
complaint at hand, and then I could get your scheduled.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
What's your name?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
My name is Joel.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
What's your name, Joel? My name is Dwight Dwight Turner.
I'm trying to file file a lawsuit on somebody. I
ain't never done this before, but I'm trying to file
a lawsuit on somebody, and I don't know we know
everybody tell me a good attorney or whatever. So I
wanted to trow and talk to him and see how
I'm supposed to go about this right here?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Okay? Well, can I get all your information and then
I can get your scheduled.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
He's not in the office right now, okay.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
But I can is he's coming back today though my
gonna be able to talk to him.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I'm not sure. He's in court all day and I'm
pretty much his free thing.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
So when am I gonna get to talk to him.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Then he's pretty goodna get back to you. He would
get back to you probably tomorrow, but actually better to
schedule as the only way you can meet with him,
and you will actually meet with him face to face.
The conversation is free. You could sit down with him
and have that one on one and explain everything that's
going on.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
So what you what you need? What you need for me?
Because I want to come see you in tomorrow if
I can get on his schedule tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I need your full name, the day of birth and
your name the wife.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Okay, my birth, my day of birth?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Okay, hold on, let me ask you. Let's get for
all that. Can you just take.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Down what's going on with the whole situation that? Can
we get Well, I'll give you all all that other
stuff later. I want you to write down what's going
on first, because that's what's bothered. I mean, I didn't
get this off my chest.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
And what is the actual complaint? What is what's going on?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I want to file a lawsuit on my girl friend's hoods.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Excuse me, I want to.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
File a lawsuit on my girlfriend's husband.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Are they still together? They're still married?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, I'm trying. They know, they're still married, they together
and everything. You know that don't bother me right there,
But I want to file a lawsuit on him though.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
So you're her boyfriend, she's still married, they live together,
they're not legally separated.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Nothing like that. They live together, they got kids and
all that.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I ain't tripping on that part right there.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
But your boyfriend, Yeah, okay, And you want to see
her husband for.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
What for a messing up our relationship, but get in
the middle of what me and her got going on.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
So that's not.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
A crime, that's not ground for a lawsuit.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Hello, he messed up everything we got going on. You know.
Now he's taking the phone from her, he's taking my
name out of it. You know, he's ok And when
I still a text message, he answering the text mens.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
That I'm sorry that you I'm sorry that's all going on.
But that's not suitable for our type of law. We
don't handle any cases like that, delitie, which it sounds
like what's going on that's not brown for a lawsuit.
We don't address that type of thing.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Okay, So what you're talking about infidelity?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Look, you're sleeping with the marry. You're sleeping with the
married woman and you have a relationship with her and
you want to sue.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Her current legal.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Your relationship. Actually, you're the actual outsire. You're the actual
person that's in the wrong. If you want to make
a what I told you, it's Joel, sir, Joel.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Ain't nobody asked you for your opinion.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
There's a cursing. Hello, Hello, there's no lea for cursing.
I cannot help you. That's sometimes tell you.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I don't even know how to.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I don't even know how to get you to the lawyer.
There's no lawyer. It's not gonna do this. Please don't
call me with this.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
I want, I want you try to tear.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Out of my pocket. Man about somebody? You call me
by somebody husband.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Job.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
No, my job is to have some common sense. My job.
You are the old man, the mary married one man.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
You need to have common sense talking to I know, Joel,
that's who you're talking to.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Not hurting me.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Do not hurt me. How can I take this call?
Sir sir?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I don't want to hang up on you, and I
don't want to misrepresent this small office. Okay, tell you what. No,
let me something, have some morals and know what lawsuits are.
Don't call me with this dumb sir.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
You know what office?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
You lucky?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Anybody in the office got me cursed off the languages
and I don't even know you. Okay, I'm about to
hang I'm about to hang up.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You're gonna make me come to that law office and
whoop something.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
To have seven brothers, they will keew.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Up off the seven one through seven?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Whoop that?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Let me okay, what yo, sir?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Go take your kids, Go find some a woman who
undertake Yo.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I'm you you need counseling, sir.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I'm trying to relationship. That's what I'm trying to do.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
You got me cursing, mentioned the pastor or the ones.
Please do not call here ever.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I ain't gonna stop till I thought to Benjamin.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Mister benjiam was in here because people, let you know,
he do not take cases like that. Oh, sir, you
cannot sue for INFIDELI you cannot sue.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
You can't. You can't.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
How long Joey been working?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Not at me? How long you been cheating with the
woman a man with your old that now I've been
working here for ten years, keep a job, walcome to get.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Okay, okay, I know what the office.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Wasting your time.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
You are completely You're wasting your time and you're wasting
my time.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
You know what. That's what I already know about you, Joey.
I already know about you.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
How you know me? You don't know about me. I
know you know about me about rag me people and
women who got their husband.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I know you go to boom every man, he.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Said, whoop up, I'm aware. Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
You go to boot camp every morning?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Don't you excuse me?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Don't you go to the workout. Don't you work out
with a boot camp group every morning?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Who is this? Do you understand? Who is this? Going
up to boot camp?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Do you know? Veda?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
This is nephew tire me from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
Your girlfriends got me to drink call you don't oh man?
Oh no, man?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
You know have no no, I'm not good you like?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I love you?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yo?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
That you Tommy, y'all.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Mind what is the baddest and I mean the baddest
radio show.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
In the land, Tommy nephew, nephew Tommy Steve Harvey in
the Morning Show. I love y'all for the last forty
years of my life. I love you, y'all. I can't
believe it.
That's right.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
He is called law in order, Law and Order. M
that's that's the sign law and order. Let's go get up.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Good morning, Vision Law and Associates office.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Hey, how you doing. I'm trying to speak to the lawyers.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
He's not in sir, but I can help you. I
can get all your information and also get your actual
complaint at hand, and then I could get your scheduled.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
What's your name?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
My name is Joel.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
What's your name, Joel? My name is Dwight Dwight Turner.
I'm trying to file file a lawsuit on somebody. I
ain't never done this before, but I'm trying to file
a lawsuit on somebody, and I don't know we know
everybody tell me a good attorney or whatever. So I
wanted to trow and talk to him and see how
I'm supposed to go about this right here?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Okay? Well, can I get all your information and then
I can get your scheduled.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
He's not in the office right now, okay.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
But I can is he's coming back today though my
gonna be able to talk to him.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I'm not sure. He's in court all day and I'm
pretty much his free thing.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
So when am I gonna get to talk to him.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Then he's pretty goodna get back to you. He would
get back to you probably tomorrow, but actually better to
schedule as the only way you can meet with him,
and you will actually meet with him face to face.
The conversation is free. You could sit down with him
and have that one on one and explain everything that's
going on.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
So what you what you need? What you need for me?
Because I want to come see you in tomorrow if
I can get on his schedule tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I need your full name, the day of birth and
your name the wife.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Okay, my birth, my day of birth?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Okay, hold on, let me ask you. Let's get for
all that. Can you just take.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Down what's going on with the whole situation that? Can
we get Well, I'll give you all all that other
stuff later. I want you to write down what's going
on first, because that's what's bothered. I mean, I didn't
get this off my chest.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
And what is the actual complaint? What is what's going on?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I want to file a lawsuit on my girl friend's hoods.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Excuse me, I want to.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
File a lawsuit on my girlfriend's husband.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Are they still together? They're still married?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, I'm trying. They know, they're still married, they together
and everything. You know that don't bother me right there,
But I want to file a lawsuit on him though.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
So you're her boyfriend, she's still married, they live together,
they're not legally separated.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Nothing like that. They live together, they got kids and
all that.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I ain't tripping on that part right there.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
But your boyfriend, Yeah, okay, And you want to see
her husband for.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
What for a messing up our relationship, but get in
the middle of what me and her got going on.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
So that's not.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
A crime, that's not ground for a lawsuit.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Hello, he messed up everything we got going on. You know.
Now he's taking the phone from her, he's taking my
name out of it. You know, he's ok And when
I still a text message, he answering the text mens.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
That I'm sorry that you I'm sorry that's all going on.
But that's not suitable for our type of law. We
don't handle any cases like that, delitie, which it sounds
like what's going on that's not brown for a lawsuit.
We don't address that type of thing.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Okay, So what you're talking about infidelity?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Look, you're sleeping with the marry. You're sleeping with the
married woman and you have a relationship with her and
you want to sue.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Her current legal.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Your relationship. Actually, you're the actual outsire. You're the actual
person that's in the wrong. If you want to make
a what I told you, it's Joel, sir, Joel.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Ain't nobody asked you for your opinion.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
There's a cursing. Hello, Hello, there's no lea for cursing.
I cannot help you. That's sometimes tell you.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I don't even know how to.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I don't even know how to get you to the lawyer.
There's no lawyer. It's not gonna do this. Please don't
call me with this.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
I want, I want you try to tear.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Out of my pocket. Man about somebody? You call me
by somebody husband.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Job.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
No, my job is to have some common sense. My job.
You are the old man, the mary married one man.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
You need to have common sense talking to I know, Joel,
that's who you're talking to.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Not hurting me.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Do not hurt me. How can I take this call?
Sir sir?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I don't want to hang up on you, and I
don't want to misrepresent this small office. Okay, tell you what. No,
let me something, have some morals and know what lawsuits are.
Don't call me with this dumb sir.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
You know what office?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
You lucky?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Anybody in the office got me cursed off the languages
and I don't even know you. Okay, I'm about to
hang I'm about to hang up.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You're gonna make me come to that law office and
whoop something.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
To have seven brothers, they will keew.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Up off the seven one through seven?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Whoop that?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Let me okay, what yo, sir?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Go take your kids, Go find some a woman who
undertake Yo.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I'm you you need counseling, sir.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I'm trying to relationship. That's what I'm trying to do.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
You got me cursing, mentioned the pastor or the ones.
Please do not call here ever.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I ain't gonna stop till I thought to Benjamin.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Mister benjiam was in here because people, let you know,
he do not take cases like that. Oh, sir, you
cannot sue for INFIDELI you cannot sue.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
You can't. You can't.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
How long Joey been working?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Not at me? How long you been cheating with the
woman a man with your old that now I've been
working here for ten years, keep a job, walcome to get.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Okay, okay, I know what the office.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Wasting your time.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
You are completely You're wasting your time and you're wasting
my time.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
You know what. That's what I already know about you, Joey.
I already know about you.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
How you know me? You don't know about me. I
know you know about me about rag me people and
women who got their husband.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I know you go to boom every man, he.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Said, whoop up, I'm aware. Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
You go to boot camp every morning?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Don't you excuse me?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Don't you go to the workout. Don't you work out
with a boot camp group every morning?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Who is this? Do you understand? Who is this? Going
up to boot camp?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Do you know? Veda?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
This is nephew tire me from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
Your girlfriends got me to drink call you don't oh man?
Oh no, man?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
You know have no no, I'm not good you like?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I love you?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yo?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
That you Tommy, y'all.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Mind what is the baddest and I mean the baddest
radio show.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
In the land, Tommy nephew, nephew Tommy Steve Harvey in
the Morning Show. I love y'all for the last forty
years of my life. I love you, y'all. I can't
believe it.
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