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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A couple of years then.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Anyway, here with today's frank phone call you already anyway, Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I got to break for you. This right here is parasite.
Para Yeah, no pleasure in that. Mm hmm, no pleasure
at all. Let's go ladies and gentlemen and cat dog
gut you would the parasite.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Hello, I'm trying to reach it, Brian, Brian, Yeah, yeah,
see hey Brian, this is doctor Jacob. How you doing today?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm I'm here.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Okay, listen, you actually came in, uh maybe like two
and a half weeks to go here to my office
and got a physical for for life insurance. Yeah yeah, yeah,
right right yeah, everything okay, uh well yeah, everything that's
gonna be pretty good. I'd like to see if I
can get you to come in and I you know,
everything's gonna be fine, but I got a small procedure
we'd like to do to actually, you know, right now,
(00:59):
you're not approved for your life insurance do until this
procedure is done. So if you don't mind coming in,
we'd like to get you taking care of. When can
I schedule you to come in, like, uh maybe tomorrow
or the following day.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, what kind procedure is?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Well, actually, I don't know if you've heard of it.
This is ankostrom.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Nah, I got some.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
With that something you wouldn't got something doing my eyes?
I heard? What's that? No? No, has nothing to do
with the eyes. No, nothing at all. We found a
little bit of parasites in a particular area, and what
we want to do is make sure we just remove
it completely and you'll be fine. You'll get your life insurance,
you're and your family will be great. So can I
(01:41):
get you to come in tomorrow? Maybe Thursday afternoon?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
As?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Wow? What?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
What?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
What area? I found?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
The parasite?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Man? Actually one of your testicles has some parasite. So
what we're gonna do is what's called a okostromy, and
okos is actually removing that testicle completely, and then everything
will be fine. It's all confound and we'll be able
to remove it. You'll be on your way, you'll get
your life insurance and everything will be fine. Okay, Like
I said, can I get Can I? Can I get
you to come in tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
What you gotta my testicle?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Well, only one, only one and it's not gonna take long.
At a thirty minute procedure. But we want to get
you to come in tomorrow or the next day. Can
we get you to whether are you available?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I want it for a routine How I got to remove.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
A test sir? You know what, oftentimes when people come
in for life insurance, these type of things happen. So
we want to get you in and get it out
as quickly as possible.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Na, Man, I'm waiting for a routine physical Man. I
wasn't supposed to be kicking off this extra stuff. Now
I get a paracite man in my testical y'all gonna
remove a testicle? Man, I'm twenty five men and my
wife no kids? May we try to be like I
gotta move a testicle.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Let me say this to you, Brian, You're gonna be
completely fine. You'll be able to create children. You'll be
able to live a normal life. You know, You'll just
be You won't have all of them, but you'll have
enough to create children. You understand.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
No, I can't, Nah, I ain't gonna.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I can't come in for that now, sir? Is there
any way I can get you in tomorrow or tomorrow
afternoon or the Thursday afternoon so we can kind of,
get this thing taken care of, and we can get
you moving on your way, and the people can get
the life insurance papers together and so forth.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Nah, man, Man, we ain't rescheduling now. I need to
take in a third opinion on that. Man, you're talking
about taking away one of my We ain't rescheduling nothing, man.
I'm gonna need to see another doctor. Man, it's some sir.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Sir, you can go around the entire city and see
several doctors. I'm here to tell you you're just gonna be
wasting time. I'm gonna try to knock this thing out
for you. Knock it up.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I ain't agreed to nothing, Listen, man, I just joined
us to get money, medicine scheduling, nothing, Man, I need
to take a third o pity.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
This is bloom Brian. I'll tell you if you come
in and let me get this thing taken care of,
you know, I'll have you back. You know, big ball
in shot calling before it's all over.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You know what's big balling shot I call it?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Man. I told you that.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Man, I ain't going in for none of that. Man,
I'm supposed to tell my wife. Man, this this ain't cool.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Man.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I ain't on incident. Man, I'm rekling.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Man, what do you mean you're rescheduling? Sir?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
What getting I'm getting another opinion.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I ain't going into that, okay, but I'm trying to
make you a big baller shot collar you know.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Man, what what is your name?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
But you're supposed to be a doctor. You you're making
a little jokes man, and you're doing a little play
on words.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Man.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
It ain't even funny. Man, I'm calling it insurance fight
and tell him they give me some doctor. Man, you
think he's funny, Hey, it ain't funny man. You know
you're making a little chase.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Man, It ain't funny man.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I'm getting thinking of pinion.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Man, I'm forget in all of the work that we got,
the blood work, the yearine work, the complete physical, that's
when we didn't realize that you had parasites in a
particular area. So what we're trying I'm not. I don't
mean I'm trying to make a light of make humor
in it, just to make you feel a little bit
more comfortable. I apologize, all right.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
That ain't funny, man.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
You want losing, No, that ain't funny. Man.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
If I had a situation, the nurse would have told
me that he ain't telling me nothing. Many me thinking
I'm all good now you' telling me I got.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
To come in to move a test. Man. We had
to run tests on you, sir. We got tests back
when you do have the parasites, and what we want
to do is make sure we're going to completely clear
it out. The only way I can clear that out
is to remove that testicle. Man, it's some man.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I ain't got no paracites.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Man, may I here running out of these tests on me.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Man, I'm going to another doctor, man because this man,
I ain't got no paracite. Man, all these kids got something.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Y'all run me.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I gotta remove them. Not that that's some you over here.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
That's why I know you doctor.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I ain't got a paracise.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Man, I'm following my head shirt. I'm telling them I'm
dealing with your Thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Man, I ain't got no parasites, man, Bryan.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Let me make you understand something clear here. It's my
job as a position that if the patient doesn't come
to me, it's my job to come to you and
extract the problem. You're leaning towards me having to come
to your home and extract the problem.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Man.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
When you want to come over house, may you why
what you want to step with the house man to test?
Because may you?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
May you?
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Fucking I'm going to another doctor. I'm getting another chance.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I ain't got a test d it, sir.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
You've got the paras and you only have twenty four
hours for me to get you. Sir. I have to
move on this quickly. Brian, Okay, I'm not.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Gonna tell you I ain't got it. Okay, three minutes,
I ain't. Ain't got it.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
It's not something that's transmitted. It doesn't come from another
another human being. It just develops in one out of
every three or four million people. You actually have it, Brian,
I got it extracted from you.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
You try to tell me, I'm gonna three man, Man,
you're not gonna comest.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Like a panc Fine, there's something else that you have
that I haven't told you about. There's something else I
need to tell you. I got it.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Here's somebody got passed.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
What else that?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Brian?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
You just got pranked. You just got pranked by nephew
Tommy from the Steve Harvey Warning Show. Your wife A
Nika got me the plant phone called you. I'll be man,
thank you, make you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Nobody want to hear about parasites right.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Before Thanksgiving too much. I was gonna tell y'all what
Wednesday night before Thanksgiving? Strip club be jumping on Wednesday?
Thank you y'all y'all went on Wednesday before thanks and
(07:29):
it be packed up in their port.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Really hey, and you just had this random thought to
tell us that because I just remembered from a long, long,
long time ago, long time ago, that people used to go.
You know, I don't know if they still go, but yeah, yeah,
a while back that used to be. I heard, yeah
that this time. So at midnight do they serve Thanksgiving dinner?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
The boy.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Let me tell you something, they got a whole buff
finger in them when you're going well, but I heard
let me over talking about experience. Yeah you've been, They
have a lot. Anyway, I just like just letting y'all know.
I was trying to figure out what to do next week.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
What happens on Thanksgiving Eve at the at the strip club?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Thanksgiving? What happened? Oh Glittle come out in a Turkey
outfit and she just turk outfit?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Thanking of you?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Coming up next?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
My strawberry letter, subject my marriage or my pleasure.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Right after this may be playing time. The bird Boy
A couple of years then.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Anyway, here with today's frank phone call you already anyway, Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I got to break for you. This right here is parasite.
Para Yeah, no pleasure in that. Mm hmm, no pleasure
at all. Let's go ladies and gentlemen and cat dog
gut you would the parasite.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Hello, I'm trying to reach it, Brian, Brian, Yeah, yeah,
see hey Brian, this is doctor Jacob. How you doing today?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm I'm here.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Okay, listen, you actually came in, uh maybe like two
and a half weeks to go here to my office
and got a physical for for life insurance. Yeah yeah, yeah,
right right yeah, everything okay, uh well yeah, everything that's
gonna be pretty good. I'd like to see if I
can get you to come in and I you know,
everything's gonna be fine, but I got a small procedure
we'd like to do to actually, you know, right now,
(00:59):
you're not approved for your life insurance do until this
procedure is done. So if you don't mind coming in,
we'd like to get you taking care of. When can
I schedule you to come in, like, uh maybe tomorrow
or the following day.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, what kind procedure is?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Well, actually, I don't know if you've heard of it.
This is ankostrom.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Nah, I got some.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
With that something you wouldn't got something doing my eyes?
I heard? What's that? No? No, has nothing to do
with the eyes. No, nothing at all. We found a
little bit of parasites in a particular area, and what
we want to do is make sure we just remove
it completely and you'll be fine. You'll get your life insurance,
you're and your family will be great. So can I
(01:41):
get you to come in tomorrow? Maybe Thursday afternoon?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
As?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Wow? What?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
What?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
What area? I found?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
The parasite?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Man? Actually one of your testicles has some parasite. So
what we're gonna do is what's called a okostromy, and
okos is actually removing that testicle completely, and then everything
will be fine. It's all confound and we'll be able
to remove it. You'll be on your way, you'll get
your life insurance and everything will be fine. Okay, Like
I said, can I get Can I? Can I get
you to come in tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
What you gotta my testicle?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Well, only one, only one and it's not gonna take long.
At a thirty minute procedure. But we want to get
you to come in tomorrow or the next day. Can
we get you to whether are you available?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I want it for a routine How I got to remove.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
A test sir? You know what, oftentimes when people come
in for life insurance, these type of things happen. So
we want to get you in and get it out
as quickly as possible.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Na, Man, I'm waiting for a routine physical Man. I
wasn't supposed to be kicking off this extra stuff. Now
I get a paracite man in my testical y'all gonna
remove a testicle? Man, I'm twenty five men and my
wife no kids? May we try to be like I
gotta move a testicle.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Let me say this to you, Brian, You're gonna be
completely fine. You'll be able to create children. You'll be
able to live a normal life. You know, You'll just
be You won't have all of them, but you'll have
enough to create children. You understand.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
No, I can't, Nah, I ain't gonna.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I can't come in for that now, sir? Is there
any way I can get you in tomorrow or tomorrow
afternoon or the Thursday afternoon so we can kind of,
get this thing taken care of, and we can get
you moving on your way, and the people can get
the life insurance papers together and so forth.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Nah, man, Man, we ain't rescheduling now. I need to
take in a third opinion on that. Man, you're talking
about taking away one of my We ain't rescheduling nothing, man.
I'm gonna need to see another doctor. Man, it's some sir.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Sir, you can go around the entire city and see
several doctors. I'm here to tell you you're just gonna be
wasting time. I'm gonna try to knock this thing out
for you. Knock it up.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I ain't agreed to nothing, Listen, man, I just joined
us to get money, medicine scheduling, nothing, Man, I need
to take a third o pity.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
This is bloom Brian. I'll tell you if you come
in and let me get this thing taken care of,
you know, I'll have you back. You know, big ball
in shot calling before it's all over.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You know what's big balling shot I call it?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Man. I told you that.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Man, I ain't going in for none of that. Man,
I'm supposed to tell my wife. Man, this this ain't cool.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Man.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I ain't on incident. Man, I'm rekling.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Man, what do you mean you're rescheduling? Sir?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
What getting I'm getting another opinion.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I ain't going into that, okay, but I'm trying to
make you a big baller shot collar you know.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Man, what what is your name?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
But you're supposed to be a doctor. You you're making
a little jokes man, and you're doing a little play
on words.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Man.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
It ain't even funny. Man, I'm calling it insurance fight
and tell him they give me some doctor. Man, you
think he's funny, Hey, it ain't funny man. You know
you're making a little chase.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Man, It ain't funny man.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I'm getting thinking of pinion.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Man, I'm forget in all of the work that we got,
the blood work, the yearine work, the complete physical, that's
when we didn't realize that you had parasites in a
particular area. So what we're trying I'm not. I don't
mean I'm trying to make a light of make humor
in it, just to make you feel a little bit
more comfortable. I apologize, all right.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
That ain't funny, man.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
You want losing, No, that ain't funny. Man.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
If I had a situation, the nurse would have told
me that he ain't telling me nothing. Many me thinking
I'm all good now you' telling me I got.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
To come in to move a test. Man. We had
to run tests on you, sir. We got tests back
when you do have the parasites, and what we want
to do is make sure we're going to completely clear
it out. The only way I can clear that out
is to remove that testicle. Man, it's some man.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I ain't got no paracites.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Man, may I here running out of these tests on me.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Man, I'm going to another doctor, man because this man,
I ain't got no paracite. Man, all these kids got something.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Y'all run me.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I gotta remove them. Not that that's some you over here.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
That's why I know you doctor.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I ain't got a paracise.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Man, I'm following my head shirt. I'm telling them I'm
dealing with your Thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Man, I ain't got no parasites, man, Bryan.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Let me make you understand something clear here. It's my
job as a position that if the patient doesn't come
to me, it's my job to come to you and
extract the problem. You're leaning towards me having to come
to your home and extract the problem.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Man.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
When you want to come over house, may you why
what you want to step with the house man to test?
Because may you?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
May you?
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Fucking I'm going to another doctor. I'm getting another chance.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I ain't got a test d it, sir.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
You've got the paras and you only have twenty four
hours for me to get you. Sir. I have to
move on this quickly. Brian, Okay, I'm not.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Gonna tell you I ain't got it. Okay, three minutes,
I ain't. Ain't got it.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
It's not something that's transmitted. It doesn't come from another
another human being. It just develops in one out of
every three or four million people. You actually have it, Brian,
I got it extracted from you.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
You try to tell me, I'm gonna three man, Man,
you're not gonna comest.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Like a panc Fine, there's something else that you have
that I haven't told you about. There's something else I
need to tell you. I got it.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Here's somebody got passed.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
What else that?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Brian?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
You just got pranked. You just got pranked by nephew
Tommy from the Steve Harvey Warning Show. Your wife A
Nika got me the plant phone called you. I'll be man,
thank you, make you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Nobody want to hear about parasites right.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Before Thanksgiving too much. I was gonna tell y'all what
Wednesday night before Thanksgiving? Strip club be jumping on Wednesday?
Thank you y'all y'all went on Wednesday before thanks and
(07:29):
it be packed up in their port.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Really hey, and you just had this random thought to
tell us that because I just remembered from a long, long,
long time ago, long time ago, that people used to go.
You know, I don't know if they still go, but yeah, yeah,
a while back that used to be. I heard, yeah
that this time. So at midnight do they serve Thanksgiving dinner?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
The boy.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Let me tell you something, they got a whole buff
finger in them when you're going well, but I heard
let me over talking about experience. Yeah you've been, They
have a lot. Anyway, I just like just letting y'all know.
I was trying to figure out what to do next week.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
What happens on Thanksgiving Eve at the at the strip club?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Thanksgiving? What happened? Oh Glittle come out in a Turkey
outfit and she just turk outfit?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Thanking of you?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Coming up next?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
My strawberry letter, subject my marriage or my pleasure.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Right after this may be playing time. The bird Boy
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