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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Because right now the nephew is here with today's prank
phone call. Nephew, what you guy for us?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Sureley, you know, I'm always creating some companies to get
the prank done right. I'm always creating practitioner's company. This
right here is h p P Pauler Sherion Junior h
p P.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Y'all, can y'all figure out what that is mean? What
kind of company is?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
This is Husband Protection Program Husband too far protection programs.
Y'all have to protect these husband from some of these wives.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Okay, yes, this is the way this is going. All right,
we're gonna run now, ladies.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Don't forget I asked y'all y'all got to tell me
what y'all thought about the first episode. All right, So
from when we come back, Husband Protection Program, let's go
catch don.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Hi Morgan, my name is Josh. I'm with HPP giving
you a call. You are married to mister Sean Mike. Correct, Yeah,
you're with who I'm with HPP. We actually picked your
husband up from his job today. I wanted to give
you a call.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
You picked him up for one.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Okay, you you're his wife, Morgan? Right? Correct? Okay, I
actually just wanted to make sure that he's okay, and
we're worried about his Okay, what happened? Well, nothing's happened
as of right now. We've had a conversation with him
and we've checked him out. He's definitely okay.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Say, but why why are you picking him up? So
I don't I don't understand what?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
All right, let's just just calm down, Hang on a second.
I got a couple of questions for you. Your husband,
he is about what five nine? Correct? Right? And you
would agree that Sean weighs about one hundred and seventy
five pounds? Is that's not about right?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
And he weighs yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Okay. Here's another question, No exactly, Morgan. How tall are you?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I'm five nine as well?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Okay? And if you don't mind, I know it's a
little different type of question, But if you don't mind,
how much do you weigh?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I'm like two hundred? Wait a minute, what is what
is how much I weigh? Have to do with him?
I don't what what is wrong with him? And where
is why? Where is he right now?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
We actually have him, we have him in our custody.
Him where we have him in our custody? Right now
here our headquarters at HPP. So what what is what
is the HPP, ma'am? HPP is Husband Protection Program?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Husband protection? I've never I've never heard of such a thing.
Why why is he there?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well, the problem we haven't We've been getting some actual
complaints and whatnot, and not necessarily from him, but that
you've been bullying your husband.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Okay, you know what. I'm at my job and I'm
gonna need to hold on one second so I can
go here. What what what did you say?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Have you and uh Sean had any arguments at all lately?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
How we had We're married? Have we had arguments? Of course,
he had arguments. What does that have to do with anything?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Have you guys had any altercations?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Any altercations?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
What kind of altercations?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
You've been bullying your husband in a physical way? Have
you been.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Him for somebody to turn in and give us?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Not who.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
You talk to him?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I can't put him on.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
This is what I'm talking about, And this what you're
talking about. You call me at my job, put off
like an STT crash and.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Somebody turning somebody in for some arguments.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
We're married?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Who do you freaking know who's married and does not argue.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I understand you, mad, but it is my job to
protect husbands that are getting bullied by their wife. This
is ours.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Let me speak to him.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I'm not at liberally to let you speak.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
To him right now.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
To you, what you're not gonna do is bully me
as well.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
And I see what are they trying to bully you?
Speaker 6 (03:46):
I want to know what's going on? And why do
you call me at my job with some crap about
him being at some headquarters on ACP. IP isn't a
hundred ADP and my husband is not any protecting from
anybody talking about me.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
It is husband protection program. You've been bullying your husband,
You've been using bad language with y'all. How long.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Do I want to tuck them? My husband when he
said I do, he can. I can do whatever she
said to me. Whenever he says in the higher he
says it, and never he gets And if he has
the problems with arguing me, he needs to stop his
craft and he won't be no argument. And you tell
him that.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
See, this is what we're talking about. This is why
he's been picked up today and brought in our coustody
so that he would be definitely protected from you.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
You know what, if he needs some protection and he's
in your company, else you can keep him there. How
about that?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Well, here's what we're gonna do. Somebody's gonna be picking
you up, bringing you in.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
So we can have a conversation, bringing me upwhere What
do you think that is? We're bringing you in and
we can have a conversation. She will you let me
explain something to.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You, ma'am.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
We will be bringing you in, having a conversation.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
With you. You're gonna be coming in and.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
You're gonna do it what we tell you. Anywhere anybody are.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
You physically or mentally abusing your husband?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
You know what, You'll have to pick me up.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Tell me where you are.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
I will come to you. You will take me up,
I will, I will come down there. I don't hear
you you and him at the same time.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
You tell me what you're talking out.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
I'm going to ask you a serious question.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Is there some type of.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Consequence if he doesn't listen to you?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
A consequence? I mean, I mean, what are you doing.
You're treating your husband like a child. What are you
doing to him?
Speaker 6 (05:17):
If he has the problem with how I see him
you talk him about.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
How he asked. Let me ask you something, miss Morgan.
What do you do for a leotard.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
I'm a head of security at this building and they
about to cross security on one mean because I'm.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Loud in this room.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
So you're a head of security, so you know all
about putting people in choke holds and how to apprehend
the person.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Don't you That is my job?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yes? I did, so are you doing that at all?
Speaker 6 (05:38):
I'm not going to tell you again. I don't harm
that man in any way. No west have I ever
what I ever? Nor has he mean? He needs to
give him behind in his car and go back to work.
We have then to take and go.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Have time for this question.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
I got one more thing I need to say to you,
or you're listening, you are.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Nothing to say to me but that you want to
put my husband on and try and let me talk
to him about this.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I sh shh, sit down, sit down, shout.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Getting hearing him the phone. Let me I need to
understand what Sean I got it.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Let me finish the talk conversation with Okay, No, you.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Don't need to finish it.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Let me finishing him.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Put him on the phone. Hello, I have one more
thing to ask you. Are you listening? Are you listening
his nephew, tell me.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
From the Steve Harbin Morning Show, you just got.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Pranked by your husband, Sean.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Hello, where are you? Where are you at right now?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Man? I was worried about the people at your job.
Where are you at?
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I'm back here in this close where is like a
freaking pig in heat, dripping make up everywhere. I cannot
believe this.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Oh god, man, Okay, baby, I gotta ask you, what
is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show
in the.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Morning show.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Come on, give it to me, Give it to me,
Give it to me.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
A wow? So surely you saw the first you saw
the first episode? All right? Ready to love Detroit? Tell
me what you yeah? Okay, Well it was good. I
of course I enjoyed it because it was Detroit. It
was fun.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I can't remember anybody's name because it's too soon yet,
but I think Dominique, that was one of me.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I like dress. Yeah she did?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
You know?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
I liked all of that.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, that was a guy that dressed to his name
started with a D two.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, Darius. There's a kind of clothes. Yeah, all kind
of glow about clothes out of Darius. You don't think
the Prince of Zamona show.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
That's what he reminded me of. It's funny, won't slay that.
That's what he reminded me of. Detroit style, Yes, Detroit style,
my son. But I think it's going to be a
good season though. You've got some really nice looking people,
men and women, interesting careers. All of them have interesting careers,
so it's going to be fun. Thank you, nephew. Coming
(08:22):
up next to is my strawberry letter. The subject his
pretty smile is all he cares about. We'll get into
it right after this
Because right now the nephew is here with today's prank
phone call. Nephew, what you guy for us?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Sureley, you know, I'm always creating some companies to get
the prank done right. I'm always creating practitioner's company. This
right here is h p P Pauler Sherion Junior h
p P.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Y'all, can y'all figure out what that is mean? What
kind of company is?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
This is Husband Protection Program Husband too far protection programs.
Y'all have to protect these husband from some of these wives.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Okay, yes, this is the way this is going. All right,
we're gonna run now, ladies.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Don't forget I asked y'all y'all got to tell me
what y'all thought about the first episode. All right, So
from when we come back, Husband Protection Program, let's go
catch don.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Hi Morgan, my name is Josh. I'm with HPP giving
you a call. You are married to mister Sean Mike. Correct, Yeah,
you're with who I'm with HPP. We actually picked your
husband up from his job today. I wanted to give
you a call.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
You picked him up for one.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Okay, you you're his wife, Morgan? Right? Correct? Okay, I
actually just wanted to make sure that he's okay, and
we're worried about his Okay, what happened? Well, nothing's happened
as of right now. We've had a conversation with him
and we've checked him out. He's definitely okay.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Say, but why why are you picking him up? So
I don't I don't understand what?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
All right, let's just just calm down, Hang on a second.
I got a couple of questions for you. Your husband,
he is about what five nine? Correct? Right? And you
would agree that Sean weighs about one hundred and seventy
five pounds? Is that's not about right?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
And he weighs yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Okay. Here's another question, No exactly, Morgan. How tall are you?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I'm five nine as well?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Okay? And if you don't mind, I know it's a
little different type of question, But if you don't mind,
how much do you weigh?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I'm like two hundred? Wait a minute, what is what
is how much I weigh? Have to do with him?
I don't what what is wrong with him? And where
is why? Where is he right now?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
We actually have him, we have him in our custody.
Him where we have him in our custody? Right now
here our headquarters at HPP. So what what is what
is the HPP, ma'am? HPP is Husband Protection Program?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Husband protection? I've never I've never heard of such a thing.
Why why is he there?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well, the problem we haven't We've been getting some actual
complaints and whatnot, and not necessarily from him, but that
you've been bullying your husband.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Okay, you know what. I'm at my job and I'm
gonna need to hold on one second so I can
go here. What what what did you say?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Have you and uh Sean had any arguments at all lately?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
How we had We're married? Have we had arguments? Of course,
he had arguments. What does that have to do with anything?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Have you guys had any altercations?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Any altercations?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
What kind of altercations?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
You've been bullying your husband in a physical way? Have
you been.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Him for somebody to turn in and give us?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Not who.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
You talk to him?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I can't put him on.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
This is what I'm talking about, And this what you're
talking about. You call me at my job, put off
like an STT crash and.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Somebody turning somebody in for some arguments.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
We're married?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Who do you freaking know who's married and does not argue.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I understand you, mad, but it is my job to
protect husbands that are getting bullied by their wife. This
is ours.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Let me speak to him.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I'm not at liberally to let you speak.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
To him right now.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
To you, what you're not gonna do is bully me
as well.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
And I see what are they trying to bully you?
Speaker 6 (03:46):
I want to know what's going on? And why do
you call me at my job with some crap about
him being at some headquarters on ACP. IP isn't a
hundred ADP and my husband is not any protecting from
anybody talking about me.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
It is husband protection program. You've been bullying your husband,
You've been using bad language with y'all. How long.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Do I want to tuck them? My husband when he
said I do, he can. I can do whatever she
said to me. Whenever he says in the higher he
says it, and never he gets And if he has
the problems with arguing me, he needs to stop his
craft and he won't be no argument. And you tell
him that.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
See, this is what we're talking about. This is why
he's been picked up today and brought in our coustody
so that he would be definitely protected from you.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
You know what, if he needs some protection and he's
in your company, else you can keep him there. How
about that?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Well, here's what we're gonna do. Somebody's gonna be picking
you up, bringing you in.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
So we can have a conversation, bringing me upwhere What
do you think that is? We're bringing you in and
we can have a conversation. She will you let me
explain something to.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You, ma'am.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
We will be bringing you in, having a conversation.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
With you. You're gonna be coming in and.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
You're gonna do it what we tell you. Anywhere anybody are.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
You physically or mentally abusing your husband?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
You know what, You'll have to pick me up.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Tell me where you are.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
I will come to you. You will take me up,
I will, I will come down there. I don't hear
you you and him at the same time.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
You tell me what you're talking out.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
I'm going to ask you a serious question.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Is there some type of.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Consequence if he doesn't listen to you?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
A consequence? I mean, I mean, what are you doing.
You're treating your husband like a child. What are you
doing to him?
Speaker 6 (05:17):
If he has the problem with how I see him
you talk him about.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
How he asked. Let me ask you something, miss Morgan.
What do you do for a leotard.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
I'm a head of security at this building and they
about to cross security on one mean because I'm.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Loud in this room.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
So you're a head of security, so you know all
about putting people in choke holds and how to apprehend
the person.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Don't you That is my job?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yes? I did, so are you doing that at all?
Speaker 6 (05:38):
I'm not going to tell you again. I don't harm
that man in any way. No west have I ever
what I ever? Nor has he mean? He needs to
give him behind in his car and go back to work.
We have then to take and go.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Have time for this question.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
I got one more thing I need to say to you,
or you're listening, you are.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Nothing to say to me but that you want to
put my husband on and try and let me talk
to him about this.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I sh shh, sit down, sit down, shout.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Getting hearing him the phone. Let me I need to
understand what Sean I got it.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Let me finish the talk conversation with Okay, No, you.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Don't need to finish it.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Let me finishing him.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Put him on the phone. Hello, I have one more
thing to ask you. Are you listening? Are you listening
his nephew, tell me.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
From the Steve Harbin Morning Show, you just got.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Pranked by your husband, Sean.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Hello, where are you? Where are you at right now?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Man? I was worried about the people at your job.
Where are you at?
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I'm back here in this close where is like a
freaking pig in heat, dripping make up everywhere. I cannot
believe this.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Oh god, man, Okay, baby, I gotta ask you, what
is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show
in the.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Morning show.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Come on, give it to me, Give it to me,
Give it to me.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
A wow? So surely you saw the first you saw
the first episode? All right? Ready to love Detroit? Tell
me what you yeah? Okay, Well it was good. I
of course I enjoyed it because it was Detroit. It
was fun.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I can't remember anybody's name because it's too soon yet,
but I think Dominique, that was one of me.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I like dress. Yeah she did?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
You know?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
I liked all of that.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, that was a guy that dressed to his name
started with a D two.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, Darius. There's a kind of clothes. Yeah, all kind
of glow about clothes out of Darius. You don't think
the Prince of Zamona show.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
That's what he reminded me of. It's funny, won't slay that.
That's what he reminded me of. Detroit style, Yes, Detroit style,
my son. But I think it's going to be a
good season though. You've got some really nice looking people,
men and women, interesting careers. All of them have interesting careers,
so it's going to be fun. Thank you, nephew. Coming
(08:22):
up next to is my strawberry letter. The subject his
pretty smile is all he cares about. We'll get into
it right after this
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