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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for today's prank phone call with the nephew.
What you got for us?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Now, I got a prank for y'all. But y'all want
to ask y'all something. Y'all tell me if I'm in
the wrong. Okay, all right, So my wife is a
little up set, all right, little up set, and and
I didn't think nothing of it, y'all. I'm gonna tell you, y'all.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Just let me know if I if I'm in the wrong. Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, We we go out, we go out to dinner.
We go out to dinner, and we bump into some
we bump into some people that I know, and uh so,
I you know, I'm playing now I'm playing. But I
introduced her as my ex girlfriend. Now, ain't she really
my ex girlfriend? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Ain't she really you?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
My wife? Not?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
But you're my ex girlfriend? I said, it is my
ex girlfriend, Jackie right here. She looked at me like,
what did you just said? You are my ex girlfriend?
Ain't you what are you upset about? Am I wrong? Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yes, yeah, man, I think I knew you were before
you tell me.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
I think that really your dog. That's really got that
kind of really you know.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, you know was stupid. Yeah, little stupid.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Well go back to being the girlfriend that what.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
There?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
You are my ex girlfriend. I don't see this. He
didn't gain you a promotion. You don't see that. Stop
trying to flip it. Come on, man, here it is.
Come on, cat dog, let's go.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
The name of this is a quarterback, sneak.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Quarterback sneak. Let's go get.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
That streak to Kansas?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Is this they care?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
This is a Tony Are you Outdale's mama?
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Excuse me?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
You are you Isaiah's mama?
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Yeah? I am right? Who are you?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
My name is Tony. I'm Deandre's daddy. DeAndre. They played
on this past season. They played on the football tea.
They played on the on the Seahawks together.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Okay, okay, but like, why are you calling me?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Okay, I'm calling you for a particular reason. Let me
tell you what's going on. Because this whole past football season, Jr.
Son Isaiah knew it was the starting quarterback, right.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Yeah he's yeah, he's a thirtein quarterback. He works so hard.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Like that's that said.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Okay, let me let me go say it. I already
know that my son DeAndre is way better than your son, Isaiah.
I already know that all right now.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
I ain't get to excuse you, No, I ain't.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
No excuse me. I'm not gonna choose myself about this.
I've been waiting to get you on the phone so
i can tell you exactly what's going on. Let me
tell you something that when when the season come back around,
when they ready to play again, I'm telling you right now,
my son DeAndre gonna be starre. Please know that. Trust me.
I'll swear to you. I know what you did for your.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Excuse me, sir, excuse me you you who do you
think you are calling me telling me that your son
is gonna take my son's position on the team. How
do you even have my number?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I got?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I got your number from a reliable assault one of
the players gave me your number.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Well, what's like, what kind of mental problems you got?
Call in my house telling me about how your son
and so your son is like not barely even on
the team, he's not even starting.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Okay, now my son ain't start Okay, Well he gonna
be starting next year, Okay, But I know what you
did for your son to be start trust me, I
know what you did.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
Cans, I didn't do anything. My son aren't his positions,
So I mean, I don't I don't really get what
you're saying here. You're talking about talking to some big
game about your son taking my son's position. Like, first
of all, I don't even know who you are. I
don't know how you got my number. Like these these
are kids, it's not it's really not that serious, like
the kids out there having a good time play a game.
(04:01):
Like I haven't seen you at a game. I don't know.
I don't know what you think. You are stepping up
being like my son is gonna take your son's position?
Like what kind of crazy are you? You're calling me
out of nowhere? Out of that, You're calling me nowhere,
out of the clear blue. I'm just minding my business.
My son is playing this game. Who the are you
and why are you calling me?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Like I ain't been to no games, but I'm gonna
be there on next season. I'll be there, Okay, okay, I.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Mean you could try, you could try. You might not
want to come to your sons. Still ain't certain, but
let's come.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Don't get you the reason why I called you, I
already know why your son's starting. That's gone on?
Speaker 6 (04:39):
What what? No, my son is starting because he an't
his position. He's the best on the team.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
He okay, your son. You're saying that cannons, But are
you sure your son ain't starting because maybe you maybe
you slept, maybe you slept with coach Brian.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
What wait, excuse me? Did you did you.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Did you sleep with coach Brian so your son can
get that position?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Did you do that?
Speaker 6 (05:01):
Yeah, mama's pepper coach for coach Brian night with her
dry that's why your son ain't playing. Who the do
you think you are accusing me of sleeping.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
With a coach. Hey, hey, I'm just letting you know.
I know what you did for your.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
You don't know, you don't know, you don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Okay, So so so you you singing you ain't set
up with coach Brant, that's what you're saying that. So
they are started because he just because because hey, they
just picked him in the start.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
You are crazy. First of all, you're gonna have to
talk to my husband because these accusations are ridiculous and
out of control. But I don't know who the do
you think you are calling in the house, accusing me
of sleeping with the coach my son earned his positions
on the team. He's like, what the who do you.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Think you are?
Speaker 6 (05:45):
You are pray, who is your hook?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Who is that?
Speaker 6 (05:48):
My husband is CURTI So you don't know because you
ain't never showed up for your own son.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Okay, Curtis your your little naint Curtis. Okay, okay, So
I tell you I need I need to talk to
Curtsyat That's what I need to do.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Oh you're gonna more than talk to if you're gonna
catch some man from Curtis with that mount.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Okay, all good. So so so let me ask you
this this you saw him like Curtis that drive trucks,
That Curtis.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
I'm talking about Curtis my husband in my house. You
don't know who we are because you ain't neverisowed up.
You ain't nobody, Your kid is nobody. This hope you
don't call his book and you need to crawl back
into whatever the hole you came out of, because I
am not here for this.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Curtains is a truck driver, right.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Yeah, you're lucky he ain't run your stover yet.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Oh okay, okay, you're shound about Curtis? Now? Nah, Now,
can I tell you something else that I don't find
out about Curtis?
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Do I tell you that I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I don't, I don't.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
I kind of don't want to hear anything that comes
out of your mouth at this point.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I want to tell you. This is the last thing
I'm gonna say my mouth. Can I just tell you
what I know about Curtis?
Speaker 6 (06:49):
You better make it quick.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I'm gonna make it quick. Curtis got me the plane
phone called you. This is nephew Tommy. Can this from
the Steam Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by
your husband?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Kurt?
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Are you kidding me? We're on the radio right now.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
No, you're not all right now, but you're gonna be
on in the morning though.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Oh my goodness, Like my heart is racing right now.
The component tear off your throat. You're kidding me. My
husband put.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
You up to this.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Your husband got me to call you. Baby. You said
your son is amazing quarterback. I said, cool, We're gonna
do this, yo.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
You don't understand. My chest feels like a vice right now.
I want to kick you. When I throw Oh.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
My god, all I can't just say. You gotta tell
me one thing. What's the baddest and I mean the
baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Steve Harvey in the morning. Oh my god, can sweating yo.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Sweat it out, baby, sweat it out. That's what we do.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Break it down, break it down. What Yeah, my mama
slept with the coach dog. You assaulted that sister. She
was done.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Yeah, because you say anything, you say any of this.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
The Curtis.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I don't want to thank everybody in Dallas. They came
out and hung out with your boy this past weekend.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Did I do it? Yes?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I did. I did the dog on things I don't know.
I didn't tell y'all. But my my, you know my
Halloween costume. You know after I got off stage, you
know the dude that played for San Antonio the Center. Yeah, uh, that's.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Who I was. Women Yeah, I was him, the seven
foot six boy. Yeah yeah, oh you was Oh you
was his wristband. I was him.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I was him short outfit after the Spurs that I
was him the whole night.
It's time for today's prank phone call with the nephew.
What you got for us?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Now, I got a prank for y'all. But y'all want
to ask y'all something. Y'all tell me if I'm in
the wrong. Okay, all right, So my wife is a
little up set, all right, little up set, and and
I didn't think nothing of it, y'all. I'm gonna tell you, y'all.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Just let me know if I if I'm in the wrong. Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, We we go out, we go out to dinner.
We go out to dinner, and we bump into some
we bump into some people that I know, and uh so,
I you know, I'm playing now I'm playing. But I
introduced her as my ex girlfriend. Now, ain't she really
my ex girlfriend? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Ain't she really you?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
My wife? Not?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
But you're my ex girlfriend? I said, it is my
ex girlfriend, Jackie right here. She looked at me like,
what did you just said? You are my ex girlfriend?
Ain't you what are you upset about? Am I wrong? Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yes, yeah, man, I think I knew you were before
you tell me.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
I think that really your dog. That's really got that
kind of really you know.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, you know was stupid. Yeah, little stupid.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Well go back to being the girlfriend that what.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
There?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
You are my ex girlfriend. I don't see this. He
didn't gain you a promotion. You don't see that. Stop
trying to flip it. Come on, man, here it is.
Come on, cat dog, let's go.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
The name of this is a quarterback, sneak.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Quarterback sneak. Let's go get.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
That streak to Kansas?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Is this they care?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
This is a Tony Are you Outdale's mama?
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Excuse me?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
You are you Isaiah's mama?
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Yeah? I am right? Who are you?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
My name is Tony. I'm Deandre's daddy. DeAndre. They played
on this past season. They played on the football tea.
They played on the on the Seahawks together.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Okay, okay, but like, why are you calling me?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Okay, I'm calling you for a particular reason. Let me
tell you what's going on. Because this whole past football season, Jr.
Son Isaiah knew it was the starting quarterback, right.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Yeah he's yeah, he's a thirtein quarterback. He works so hard.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Like that's that said.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Okay, let me let me go say it. I already
know that my son DeAndre is way better than your son, Isaiah.
I already know that all right now.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
I ain't get to excuse you, No, I ain't.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
No excuse me. I'm not gonna choose myself about this.
I've been waiting to get you on the phone so
i can tell you exactly what's going on. Let me
tell you something that when when the season come back around,
when they ready to play again, I'm telling you right now,
my son DeAndre gonna be starre. Please know that. Trust me.
I'll swear to you. I know what you did for your.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Excuse me, sir, excuse me you you who do you
think you are calling me telling me that your son
is gonna take my son's position on the team. How
do you even have my number?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I got?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I got your number from a reliable assault one of
the players gave me your number.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Well, what's like, what kind of mental problems you got?
Call in my house telling me about how your son
and so your son is like not barely even on
the team, he's not even starting.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Okay, now my son ain't start Okay, Well he gonna
be starting next year, Okay, But I know what you
did for your son to be start trust me, I
know what you did.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
Cans, I didn't do anything. My son aren't his positions,
So I mean, I don't I don't really get what
you're saying here. You're talking about talking to some big
game about your son taking my son's position. Like, first
of all, I don't even know who you are. I
don't know how you got my number. Like these these
are kids, it's not it's really not that serious, like
the kids out there having a good time play a game.
(04:01):
Like I haven't seen you at a game. I don't know.
I don't know what you think. You are stepping up
being like my son is gonna take your son's position?
Like what kind of crazy are you? You're calling me
out of nowhere? Out of that, You're calling me nowhere,
out of the clear blue. I'm just minding my business.
My son is playing this game. Who the are you
and why are you calling me?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Like I ain't been to no games, but I'm gonna
be there on next season. I'll be there, Okay, okay, I.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Mean you could try, you could try. You might not
want to come to your sons. Still ain't certain, but
let's come.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Don't get you the reason why I called you, I
already know why your son's starting. That's gone on?
Speaker 6 (04:39):
What what? No, my son is starting because he an't
his position. He's the best on the team.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
He okay, your son. You're saying that cannons, But are
you sure your son ain't starting because maybe you maybe
you slept, maybe you slept with coach Brian.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
What wait, excuse me? Did you did you.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Did you sleep with coach Brian so your son can
get that position?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Did you do that?
Speaker 6 (05:01):
Yeah, mama's pepper coach for coach Brian night with her
dry that's why your son ain't playing. Who the do
you think you are accusing me of sleeping.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
With a coach. Hey, hey, I'm just letting you know.
I know what you did for your.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
You don't know, you don't know, you don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Okay, So so so you you singing you ain't set
up with coach Brant, that's what you're saying that. So
they are started because he just because because hey, they
just picked him in the start.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
You are crazy. First of all, you're gonna have to
talk to my husband because these accusations are ridiculous and
out of control. But I don't know who the do
you think you are calling in the house, accusing me
of sleeping with the coach my son earned his positions
on the team. He's like, what the who do you.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Think you are?
Speaker 6 (05:45):
You are pray, who is your hook?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Who is that?
Speaker 6 (05:48):
My husband is CURTI So you don't know because you
ain't never showed up for your own son.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Okay, Curtis your your little naint Curtis. Okay, okay, So
I tell you I need I need to talk to
Curtsyat That's what I need to do.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Oh you're gonna more than talk to if you're gonna
catch some man from Curtis with that mount.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Okay, all good. So so so let me ask you
this this you saw him like Curtis that drive trucks,
That Curtis.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
I'm talking about Curtis my husband in my house. You
don't know who we are because you ain't neverisowed up.
You ain't nobody, Your kid is nobody. This hope you
don't call his book and you need to crawl back
into whatever the hole you came out of, because I
am not here for this.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Curtains is a truck driver, right.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Yeah, you're lucky he ain't run your stover yet.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Oh okay, okay, you're shound about Curtis? Now? Nah, Now,
can I tell you something else that I don't find
out about Curtis?
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Do I tell you that I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I don't, I don't.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
I kind of don't want to hear anything that comes
out of your mouth at this point.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I want to tell you. This is the last thing
I'm gonna say my mouth. Can I just tell you
what I know about Curtis?
Speaker 6 (06:49):
You better make it quick.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I'm gonna make it quick. Curtis got me the plane
phone called you. This is nephew Tommy. Can this from
the Steam Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by
your husband?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Kurt?
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Are you kidding me? We're on the radio right now.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
No, you're not all right now, but you're gonna be
on in the morning though.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Oh my goodness, Like my heart is racing right now.
The component tear off your throat. You're kidding me. My
husband put.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
You up to this.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Your husband got me to call you. Baby. You said
your son is amazing quarterback. I said, cool, We're gonna
do this, yo.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
You don't understand. My chest feels like a vice right now.
I want to kick you. When I throw Oh.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
My god, all I can't just say. You gotta tell
me one thing. What's the baddest and I mean the
baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Steve Harvey in the morning. Oh my god, can sweating yo.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Sweat it out, baby, sweat it out. That's what we do.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Break it down, break it down. What Yeah, my mama
slept with the coach dog. You assaulted that sister. She
was done.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Yeah, because you say anything, you say any of this.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
The Curtis.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I don't want to thank everybody in Dallas. They came
out and hung out with your boy this past weekend.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Did I do it? Yes?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I did. I did the dog on things I don't know.
I didn't tell y'all. But my my, you know my
Halloween costume. You know after I got off stage, you
know the dude that played for San Antonio the Center. Yeah, uh, that's.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Who I was. Women Yeah, I was him, the seven
foot six boy. Yeah yeah, oh you was Oh you
was his wristband. I was him.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I was him short outfit after the Spurs that I
was him the whole night.
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