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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The nephew is here with today's prank. Phone call what
you got for us? Now? You know what? You know,
sometimes when when people pass away, you know, you want
to actually have their funeral at the place that they
frequent most often, you know what I mean, you want
to do it that if they didn't really, if they
wasn't big church goes. We understand that. So on this
(00:21):
particular prank, this is Chopper's funeral at the club. Chapper's
funeral at the club. So I'm just saying we should
have Chopper's funerals at the club, because that's what Chapel
always was, you know what I'm saying at the club.
He was going down there to the church, and Chapel
(00:43):
wasn't going down That's all I'm saying. The Chapa wasn't
going down there. What is we going down there funeralizing
Choppel for let's futilize Chapel. Well, yeah, that's I don't
know if that's a word or that. Let's futilize Chapel
at the club. That's what Chapel was. Chopper stayed at
the club. So I'm just saying we wanted to have
(01:04):
Chopper's funeral at the club. Let's go cat. Uh. Yeah,
I'm trying to reach uh James.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
James, Yeah, yeah, what's up.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Hey, This this is Gerald. I was a friend of
uh your friend Choppel. Yeah, Chopper just uh passed away
last week, right yeah, Uh, I know they supposed to
have the funeral and stuff over at uh at my
Baptist church. And uh, I don't really know you, but
(01:35):
me and me and Chopper and a bunch of the
rest of us. Man, we used to hang out at
the club not too far from the house, you know,
That's pretty much where Chopper was all the time at
the club. Anyway, what a bunch of us was over
at the club talking, man, and I was we was
really want to reach out to one of the family members,
you know, and then somebody said you was, you know,
kind of a good friend of his. And when we
(01:57):
we we we decided to call you and see if
you didn't mind. Do you think that you can talk
to uh some of the family members and see if
they don't mind having the funeral at the club. At
the club, let me let me try to explain something
to you, Jane. If what we're trying to do is
see we believe that we believe you.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Said at the club. Come on, the club is a funeral, and.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
That's what I understand it. But see, see Choppel Chopper
ain't really go to church a whole lot. You know
what I'm saying, He ain't really really go as long
as I've been knowing him. Now, he loved the Lord
and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Well, but these are church.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Going folks, I understand. But see Chapel wouldn't Chapel Chapel
went to the club. So what I'm asking you is,
let's have the funeral at the club.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Hell, no, bro, come on, we can't have no funeral
at no club. Man, Come on, No, No, I can't.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
But what I'm saying is is that he wasn't really
he wasn't really no church going person. I believe that
a person ought to be uh the last words are
to be said over him in a place he's more
familiar with.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
You know what I'm saying, A player? Player, No, I don't.
I don't know what you mean. No, just just gotta
be a funeral. This this is this is a church
for I go to church and all my folks go
to church. We got to do this thing up in church.
This is a church thing.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
But you don't you don't feel But do you understand
where I'm coming from? Know, there a man ought have
gone on and the last words are to be in
a place he more familiar with. Now, if he went
to church, then I understand that.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You see what I broll. No, no, See it's his
chance to get itself right, and we don't. We don't
have him up in church in front of everybody. Yo,
Just that don't make sense. Who's this again? I mean,
who are you? My name is Jerald, but who is Gerald?
I mean, how do you? How do you relate to this?
Are you a preacher? Or are you not? Are you?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
No? No, no, no, I'm I'm I was friends with
Chopper and see I hung out at the club and
still hang out there with a whole bunch of you know,
was real good friends with Chopper, and we were saying that,
you know, Chopper was the last words about Chappel or
to be said at the club, because see that's what
Chopper was. But five six days a week, that's what
Chappel was.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, but what church are you affiliating with? I mean,
why the hell would I I try to talk to
the family. Make me look stupid in front of the
family telling them to put this thing in the club.
How that gonna go off?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Well, see, see that's what I'm saying. You know them
way more than we do.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Because see that you're talking about trying to move from
a funeral at a church to a nightclub or a
strip club or something.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Not no strip club, just a nightclub.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I mean you talking about having folks travel from across
the country and meeting in the club. What kind of that?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
But that what Chapa was. That's what Chapel was.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
How I'm gonna look if I'm the one telling them
to move to the.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Club, You're gonna look like somebody that's trying to look
like a fool. No you're not. You're gonna look like
somebody's trying to keep it.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Really come to the general Bibles to do something like that.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Okay, okay, let me ask you this hit in. Let
me ask you this here, Jane. Do you think do
you think you can maybe get the body and bring
it over to the club. Now, well, I'm just saying
before they even do the funeral or whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Hell, I ain't touching getting the walk in the dog
by myself. Don't touch his body for him.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Now we're just trying to say our last words at
Chopper Man in the place that Chopper.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Mom, no help again? Who you you get my number?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Somebody at the club had your number said you was praying.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Why y'all call me? Of all folks, y'all call.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
They say you good. You in with the family, and
you can tell.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Me with the family. But I ain't in in the family.
They make me look stupid. Hell now, won't y'all I
get out of them to the family. Y'all call the family.
Y'all on that yourself, man, I won't.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I just want trying to get you to bring the
body by man and let us.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
No, I ain't touching no dead body.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
We just want to have one last drink with Chopper Man.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You have one with your boys and you you get
together with them and y'all talk about bottom and let
him know how Chopper was, what kind of person he was,
what kind of person?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
But we need to we want Chopp up to be there.
This Chopper, this is Chopper you talking about Man.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I'll bring y'all to the church. Y'all need to be
up in the church.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
We want to have Chopper at the club.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Well we know mo man, y'all full of it. Well,
we know then my supping have my looking like a
fool at the funeral?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
What this about Chopper though?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Writing about chopping.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Your break Chopper to that club.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Y'all tripping, man, I ain't doing I'm just going to
this funeral. I'm gonna care to say what I think
about Chopper, and I'm tall if y'all want to add
crazy in front of town, y'all call up on y'all
telling you that.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Look, I got one more thing I want to say.
I don't even know what that's his nephew Timmy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by
your boy. This nephew Timy Man from the Steve Harvey
Morty Show. Your boy told me to prank you man.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I just know, y'alla, this.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Is nephew tie me man, your boy.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
No, no, oh man, I can't believe this. No, he didn't.
I can't even believe he did that.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
He man. I got one more thing to ask you, man,
what is what is the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
The Steve Harvey Morning.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Show Assistance on the on the table where y'all want
y'all funeral to be cause really we spend most of
our time on the radio. So I mean, would you
like your funeral to be one morning when we get
up and go to work. I I'm just asking, how's
that gonna work that morning? Dry funeral? I stand here
(08:10):
from six or five to nine, depending on where the
show will do it. No, no, no, So at the
funeral we're gonna we're gonna run a prank and do
ye picks. You got to run a parank and entertain
letter and a letter man, little
The nephew is here with today's prank. Phone call what
you got for us? Now? You know what? You know,
sometimes when when people pass away, you know, you want
to actually have their funeral at the place that they
frequent most often, you know what I mean, you want
to do it that if they didn't really, if they
wasn't big church goes. We understand that. So on this
(00:21):
particular prank, this is Chopper's funeral at the club. Chapper's
funeral at the club. So I'm just saying we should
have Chopper's funerals at the club, because that's what Chapel
always was, you know what I'm saying at the club.
He was going down there to the church, and Chapel
(00:43):
wasn't going down That's all I'm saying. The Chapa wasn't
going down there. What is we going down there funeralizing
Choppel for let's futilize Chapel. Well, yeah, that's I don't
know if that's a word or that. Let's futilize Chapel
at the club. That's what Chapel was. Chopper stayed at
the club. So I'm just saying we wanted to have
(01:04):
Chopper's funeral at the club. Let's go cat. Uh. Yeah,
I'm trying to reach uh James.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
James, Yeah, yeah, what's up.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Hey, This this is Gerald. I was a friend of
uh your friend Choppel. Yeah, Chopper just uh passed away
last week, right yeah, Uh, I know they supposed to
have the funeral and stuff over at uh at my
Baptist church. And uh, I don't really know you, but
(01:35):
me and me and Chopper and a bunch of the
rest of us. Man, we used to hang out at
the club not too far from the house, you know,
That's pretty much where Chopper was all the time at
the club. Anyway, what a bunch of us was over
at the club talking, man, and I was we was
really want to reach out to one of the family members,
you know, and then somebody said you was, you know,
kind of a good friend of his. And when we
(01:57):
we we we decided to call you and see if
you didn't mind. Do you think that you can talk
to uh some of the family members and see if
they don't mind having the funeral at the club. At
the club, let me let me try to explain something
to you, Jane. If what we're trying to do is
see we believe that we believe you.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Said at the club. Come on, the club is a funeral, and.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
That's what I understand it. But see, see Choppel Chopper
ain't really go to church a whole lot. You know
what I'm saying, He ain't really really go as long
as I've been knowing him. Now, he loved the Lord
and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Well, but these are church.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Going folks, I understand. But see Chapel wouldn't Chapel Chapel
went to the club. So what I'm asking you is,
let's have the funeral at the club.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Hell, no, bro, come on, we can't have no funeral
at no club. Man, Come on, No, No, I can't.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
But what I'm saying is is that he wasn't really
he wasn't really no church going person. I believe that
a person ought to be uh the last words are
to be said over him in a place he's more
familiar with.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
You know what I'm saying, A player? Player, No, I don't.
I don't know what you mean. No, just just gotta
be a funeral. This this is this is a church
for I go to church and all my folks go
to church. We got to do this thing up in church.
This is a church thing.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
But you don't you don't feel But do you understand
where I'm coming from? Know, there a man ought have
gone on and the last words are to be in
a place he more familiar with. Now, if he went
to church, then I understand that.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You see what I broll. No, no, See it's his
chance to get itself right, and we don't. We don't
have him up in church in front of everybody. Yo,
Just that don't make sense. Who's this again? I mean,
who are you? My name is Jerald, but who is Gerald?
I mean, how do you? How do you relate to this?
Are you a preacher? Or are you not? Are you?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
No? No, no, no, I'm I'm I was friends with
Chopper and see I hung out at the club and
still hang out there with a whole bunch of you know,
was real good friends with Chopper, and we were saying that,
you know, Chopper was the last words about Chappel or
to be said at the club, because see that's what
Chopper was. But five six days a week, that's what
Chappel was.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, but what church are you affiliating with? I mean,
why the hell would I I try to talk to
the family. Make me look stupid in front of the
family telling them to put this thing in the club.
How that gonna go off?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Well, see, see that's what I'm saying. You know them
way more than we do.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Because see that you're talking about trying to move from
a funeral at a church to a nightclub or a
strip club or something.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Not no strip club, just a nightclub.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I mean you talking about having folks travel from across
the country and meeting in the club. What kind of that?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
But that what Chapa was. That's what Chapel was.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
How I'm gonna look if I'm the one telling them
to move to the.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Club, You're gonna look like somebody that's trying to look
like a fool. No you're not. You're gonna look like
somebody's trying to keep it.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Really come to the general Bibles to do something like that.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Okay, okay, let me ask you this hit in. Let
me ask you this here, Jane. Do you think do
you think you can maybe get the body and bring
it over to the club. Now, well, I'm just saying
before they even do the funeral or whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Hell, I ain't touching getting the walk in the dog
by myself. Don't touch his body for him.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Now we're just trying to say our last words at
Chopper Man in the place that Chopper.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Mom, no help again? Who you you get my number?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Somebody at the club had your number said you was praying.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Why y'all call me? Of all folks, y'all call.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
They say you good. You in with the family, and
you can tell.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Me with the family. But I ain't in in the family.
They make me look stupid. Hell now, won't y'all I
get out of them to the family. Y'all call the family.
Y'all on that yourself, man, I won't.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I just want trying to get you to bring the
body by man and let us.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
No, I ain't touching no dead body.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
We just want to have one last drink with Chopper Man.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You have one with your boys and you you get
together with them and y'all talk about bottom and let
him know how Chopper was, what kind of person he was,
what kind of person?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
But we need to we want Chopp up to be there.
This Chopper, this is Chopper you talking about Man.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I'll bring y'all to the church. Y'all need to be
up in the church.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
We want to have Chopper at the club.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Well we know mo man, y'all full of it. Well,
we know then my supping have my looking like a
fool at the funeral?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
What this about Chopper though?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Writing about chopping.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Your break Chopper to that club.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Y'all tripping, man, I ain't doing I'm just going to
this funeral. I'm gonna care to say what I think
about Chopper, and I'm tall if y'all want to add
crazy in front of town, y'all call up on y'all
telling you that.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Look, I got one more thing I want to say.
I don't even know what that's his nephew Timmy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by
your boy. This nephew Timy Man from the Steve Harvey
Morty Show. Your boy told me to prank you man.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I just know, y'alla, this.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Is nephew tie me man, your boy.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
No, no, oh man, I can't believe this. No, he didn't.
I can't even believe he did that.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
He man. I got one more thing to ask you, man,
what is what is the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
The Steve Harvey Morning.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Show Assistance on the on the table where y'all want
y'all funeral to be cause really we spend most of
our time on the radio. So I mean, would you
like your funeral to be one morning when we get
up and go to work. I I'm just asking, how's
that gonna work that morning? Dry funeral? I stand here
(08:10):
from six or five to nine, depending on where the
show will do it. No, no, no, So at the
funeral we're gonna we're gonna run a prank and do
ye picks. You got to run a parank and entertain
letter and a letter man, little
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