My Impression

Honestly I was super disappointed it was giving Marshalls

In this episode I explore the desires of dating a himbo, an emotionally deep person, or a Matty Healy (a rat?). I saw this tiktok where it seemed like Taylor was genuinely happy, even with the cost. Why do I lowkey want that?

Ariana Grande’s deluxe version of Eternal Sunshine, a chocolate mushroom bar, and a random book I got have me thinking: am I a piece of shit? How do I show up as a good friend, coworker, and lover? Do the men I date know I GAF about them? Do I even GAF about them? Ariana Grande will help me through this 🙏🏼🙏🏼

With the cultural change post Cupcakke the rapper, we were blessed with Sabrina Carpenter, Taylor Swift, and Olivia Rodrigo stepping into their sexual dimensions. It works better for some than others, but at least they’re not Gracie Abraham Lincoln. Everyone say thank you Cupcakke!!!!

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In this episode I rate Mayhem by Lady Gaga and crash out about first dates, how much of your wall to let down, and whether sharing your poly past is worth it.

We finally answer the age old question: does hunger drive situationships? In this episode I dive into the prime example of an ED situationship (obviously Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss) and my own experience with an ED situationship. More importantly, the role that hunger plays in those dark times.

If you’ve ever wondered where the “is Taylor Swift in an interattractive dom sub unethical polyamorous relationship?” joke came from- it really happened to me!

I love Taylor Swift music for commiserating, but does living in your victimhood stifle your growth? In this episode I discuss Taylor's victimhood, the victimization of Taylor by her fans, and the impact her victim music can have on your mental!!

All about the 2025 Grammys: TAYLOR’S DRESS, charli’s performance, and BEYONCÉ WINS AOTY!!!! And Benson Boones big ass cheeks

The state of the United States has depressed me this beautiful Sunday after spending time with that guy I met on bumble bff. The good news is I discovered FKA twigs. The bad news is it is triggering me from past experiences while consuming my favorite media. I was seriously perturbed multiple times this week!

I saw Taylor Swift with Caitlin Clark at the chiefs game together and wondered, “what is that?”. I delve into whether Taylor is capable of giving her advice on navigating fame, whether they’re both gay for each other, and how Chanel has robbed us of Taylor Swift’s identity.

Some lady said she was going to actually live her life after TikTok gets banned. Is scrolling not living life? Will be just move to scroll on another app? What projection of life is a real fulfilled life? I love being online. You can still be online every day and get cr*am Pied, and that’s okay!

Yes I’m crashing out

Episode 6 of My Impression takes us back to the KAYLOR LORE (my favorite swiftie lore ever) to determine if Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss reciprocated munching box or if Taylor was just obsessed with Karlie. After stealing so many of Karlie’s looks, writing about a deep loss, and failing to secure a gay husband, it’s looking like Taylor Swift had a disturbing obsession… or just gay.

The nominations and final winner of Miss Jumbo Cornball 2024 are announced! From Camila Cabello, Taylor Swift, and Ethan Slater, the special awards show is hosted exclusively on My Impression.

After the release of Blake Lively’s lawsuit against Justin Baldoni, it seems Blake would benefit from regulating stories in the media funneled by PR firms by disclosing the source affiliation. That strategy may help or harm Taylor Swift’s PR strategy, as it would build trust, but reveal how much narrative manipulation exists. Does that media manipulation exist to mitigate gay rumors?

The inter-attractive relationship craze is taking Hollywood by storm (Selena/Benny, Taylor/Travis, Lana/Alligator Daddy, Ariana/Bauque, etc)! Is this good for culture or just empowering incels?

As Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour and TikTok seemingly come to an end, can we hope to be entertained by the infidelity in Hollywood and Taylor Swift’s alleged s3x cult?

Is Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo in a lesbian situationship? Are their psyches stuck as Glinda and Elphaba? Will the Directors Cut of Wicked reveal that they hooked up at college? We’ll have to find out.