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Welcome to another highly intellectual, spiritually draining episode of No Gree Ent. Today, we address the critical socio-cultural crises threatening the very fabric of the African diaspora.The Odogwus have put on their analytical caps to pass final, legally binding judgements on:Why Do Africans Say "Trafficate" Instead of Just Saying "Signal"?Is Showing Up Three Hours Late True Odogwu Behavior?Is Being Too Loyal an Absolute Threat...

Welcome to No Gree Ent, where we talk about the things you only think in your mind. Today, the Odogwus are sitting in council to settle the most urgent, ridiculous, and family-dividing matters in the culture.No long talk, here are the final, undisputed rulings on:The Ancestral Rest Debate: Is taking a nap a direct insult to the lineage?"God Will Provide": Is this just Nigerian Chapter 11 bankruptcy?Tailor Drama: Is your deposit cur...

Welcome to another highly intellectual, spiritually draining episode of No Gree Ent. Today, we address the critical socio-cultural crises threatening the very fabric of the African diaspora.

The Odogwus have put on their analytical caps to pass final, legally binding judgements on:

Is Manifesting with Scissors & Glue Disrespecting the African Hustle?

Does the West Have a Selective Volume Knob for Africa?

Is "American Time" Just an ...

You're locked into No Gree Ent, the only place where we settle the ultimate debates threatening the peace in African homes. The Odogwus have convened, the gavel is ready, and today we are delivering the final verdicts on...The "Omo" Theory: Is it a word or a spiritual connection?The Amnesia Phenomenon: "I never beat you that hard."The "I Used to Feed You" Scam: Fact or Emotional Damage?50 Miles and a Lion: Deconstructing the Africa...

Episode 15 Is Now Out!!! In this episode, we will be discussing:- Ghana vs Nigeria Jolof, what will the kid eat?- IS it a trap for the pastor to say "You may be seated?"-Are you weak for sleeping during crossover services?-Should African men pack leftovers?--Should African men be allowed to cry at Nollywood movies?-Is taking the last piece of goat meat a crime?-Does using the dishwasher lower a man's testosterone?-Why do African da...

Episode 14 Is Now Out!!! In this episode, we will be discussing:

• Why chewing the bone is necessary as an African man.

• Can you call yourself African if you don't chew the Milo before mixing it?

• Can you be considered a man if your native attire is a size small?

• Why do African dads have their phones set on max font?

• At what age must Jollof rice stop?

• Do African parents use "dreams" to keep you home?

• Is getting meat a direct jab at your O...

Episode 13 Is Now Out!!! In this episode, we will be discussing topics ranging from whether African people should sleep, to the hidden psychology behind storing old grocery bags.

In this episode, we discuss:

• Is sleep considered inappropriate for African people?

• Is the phrase "go and find [item]" a trap?

• Is wearing Nike Tech and Crocs to church in an African household a death wish?

• Are African parents the best at deportation?

• Why is t...

Episode 12 is here!! This week we’re breaking down the illegal hotel businesses running out of our living rooms during the holidays and the absolute treason of using Silicon Valley to translate a birthday message for your grandma.In this episode, we discuss:The Egg Conspiracy: Are our Ghanaian brothers and sisters hoarding all the grocery store eggs for a spiritual awakening, or is it a coordinated tactical strike?Hubba Bubba...

Episode 11 is here!! This week we’re breaking down the treason of losing family plastic and the absolute trauma of watching a grown man chew his Fufu.In this episode, we discuss:Why losing your mom’s 10 year old stained plastic bowl is a cultural taboo punishable by immediate family exile.Why grabbing the meat first is a psychological test that instantly disqualifies you from any future business deals.Does an African mo...

10 weeks in and we’re officially double digits! 🇳🇬 This episode we’re diving into the "supply chain" issues of Nigerian dating and the audacity of the NFF (Nigerian Fridge Federation).In this episode, we discuss:The WhatsApp Surplus: Is sending 40 “GOOD MORNING BEAUTIFUL” texts a business model? We debate the ROI of being a broadcast-message menace.The Jollof Ponzi Scheme: Why are African Aunties treating ...

Episode 9 is here!! This week we’re breaking down the unpaid IT internships we all served in our living rooms and the spiritual ambush that is the African wedding cameraman.In this episode, we discuss:The IT Trap: Why does helping your mom attach a PDF suddenly make you an aerospace engineer in her eyes?Taylor Swift (The African Version): Why do Nigerian tailors treat your deadline like a fictional concept?The 4K Ambush: Why ...

In Episode 8 of No Gree Ent., Drew and Ant dive deep into the "economically confused" habits of the African Diaspora and the spiritual warfare of growing up in a Nigerian household. 🇳🇬🇺🇸In this episode, we discuss:The Greeting Tax: Is greeting 50 uncles at a party "efficiency" or are you just securing your future inheritance?The Mansion Paradox: Why are people building 4-story mansions in the village with marble floors, but fig...

Let’s be honest, buying a Meat Pie is basically gambling at this point. You take a bite and it’s 95% Air, 5% Prayer. 😭In Episode 5, we are calling out the "Economic Gaslighting" happening in African households. We're talking about everything from the "Vegetarian Conspiracy" (empty pies) to "Asset Hiding" (why do guests get the Juice while we drink tap water??).We also get into some heated debates:Is Med School a scam? ...

Welcome back to No Gree Ent! In this episode, we break down 5 critical questions that every African child has to answer.We discuss:The Dog Paradox: Why African mothers fear Goldendoodles named "Biscuit" despite being spiritual warriors.World Cup Betrayal: Andrew argues that supporting Ghana when Nigeria loses is "emotional incest."African Time: Why showing up to a party at 8 PM when the flyer says 8 PM is actually harassment.Villag...