August 20, 2025 • 23 mins
A sitcom following the life of a witty high school English teacher and her students, balancing educational chaos with clever humor. It’s beloved for its sharp writing and charm.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Bring you Our Miss Brooks starring Eve Arden.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's time once again one other comedy episode of Our
Miss Brooks. Under the direction of al lewis Well. The
nation's teachers took advantage of their Easter vacation in various ways.
Some just lolled around the house, others played tennis or golf,
and still others took the opportunity to go hunting or fishing.
Ar Miss Brooks, who teaches English at Madison High School,
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spent most of her time trapping.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
But no matter what kind of bait I use, mister
Boynton refused to fall into the trap. I was discussing
the Bashful Biologists with my landlady at breakfast last Friday morning.
It's not that mister Boynton isn't fond of me, Missus Davis.
This past week has proven that he is cannie well.
During the regular school term, mister Boynton has asked me
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for exactly one day to week right right? And where
did he take me? On each and every one of
those days to the zoo, right right, But in the
past four days alone, he's taken me out on three days.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
And where did he take you?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
If I see one more hyena, I'll laugh in his face.
Of course, you can't really blame a scientist for being
so interested in animal life. But there must be some
way we can get him conditioned to people.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
There's still only one food proof way to attract him, eat, Cannie,
and that's the old sessioned doubt Worth method practiced by
women throughout the ages. Missus Davis, you mean exactly cook
him a good hot meal. I'll make him perk up
his ears and eyes.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
He either perk up his ears or turn up his toes.
You know what kind of a cook I am, Missus Davis.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I'll do the actual cooking, Cannie. All you have to
do isn't biting?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Well? He said he'd phoned me this morning. Maybe I
can ask him over for lunch.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Blendid What time did he say he'd call?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
At nine thirty? You know how punctual he is.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yes, indeed, you can set your watch by mister Boynton.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
What time is it now, Conney? Let's see. Well, that's funny.
It's just nine thirty now, I guess mister Boynton overslept.
I'll get it.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Hello, I'm sorry, I'm late, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Oh you're not very late, mister Boynton.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
I'm afraid it's past nine thirty one, and I said
i'd call it nine thirty.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Oh, that's all right. I whiled away the time by
whipping up a pot rose.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Miss Brooks. In all the years we've known each other,
we've never shared in any one big venture together.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Aren't you forgetting your gasoline bill?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Now?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I'm serious, Miss Brooks. I'm not much of a boy
for these kinds speeches, But well, I feel that the
time has come for me to take a step that
might well be the turning point in my life.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Why, mister Boynton, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
I've got a proposal to make to you.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I do, I mean, I need to go ahead, mister Boyton.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
What I'm suggesting is a partnership, A partnership founded on
mutual regard, integrity, and a simple handshake, my handshaking already, Naturally.
I'd like you to keep this proposition a secret until
we work out all the details.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Naturally naturally, And I don't like to.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Talk about a thing like this on the phone. Would
it be possible for you to have lunch with me today?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Possible, It's positively probable. At what time and where, mister Boynton?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Well, you mentioned a pot robist.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I believe, of course we'll have lunch right here. How
about twelve o'clock.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
I'll be there, miss Brooks. And somehow I have the
feeling that this might lead to pretty big things.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
If they take out for us, they should be tell
good buy, mister Boyton.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Deer good buy, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Likewise, missus Davis, it was mister Boynton and he's coming
over to Lunds.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Good.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
We still have most of that pot roast you made
for last night's dinner, haven't grated?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Certainly, dear, or you'll have to figure out just what
to put around the roast?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
How about mister Boynton and knee? Oh you mean like
like vegetables and things.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Yes, and you'll want a nice dessert too. Why didn't
you stop in at the drug store and get one
of their ice cream cake?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
All right, I'll leave in a few minutes.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
And while you're in the drug store, I wish you'd
pick up a couple of batteries for my flashlights. And
oh yes, I needed new garden holes too.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Which drug store do you have in mind? The one
that tells used cars?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
No, the one on Elm Street. You know where my
brother Victim got those pretty dosed in slacks.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I wonder whatever happen to the old fashioned drug stores,
the kind that used to sell peroxide and blue j
corn plasters and Hammond Organs Lee.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
The tables all set for lunch, Kenny, What time did
mister Boynton say you was coming?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Twelve o'clock? Missus Davis?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
What time is it now?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
It's about as twelve o'clock as it'll ever get. But
before I let mister Boynton in, Missus Davis, I'd like
to ask a favor of you.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Kenny?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Well, so far it's a big secret. But mister Boyton
has something very important to say to me today, and
i'd appreciate it if you well, just sort of make
yourself scarce while he's here. I'll like, get your canny.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Don't worry about it thing, I'll do it very deathfully.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Be right with you.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Hi, I hope I haven't kept you waiting, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
It's only been four years. I mean.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
For lunch.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Oh, not at all. Come on, in mister Boyton.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Hello, mister Billington, Hello, missus Davis. How are you?
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I can't complain. How's the weather out today?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Well, I should say that the temperature is about sixty
eight with a relative humidity about twenty. However, barometric pressure
indicates a warm front moving in from the southeast, which
would elevate the hormometer considerably.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Roger will coo over and out.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I'd like to stay in chat with you for a while,
mister Billington that I've got to rush right into my room.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
What's your hurry, Missus Davis.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
It's the only way I can think of to make
myself scarce. Now, you'll be a good boy, mister Burton.
Candy if you need me.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Just yell. I should live so long. See you later,
Missus Davis.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Miss Brooks. Before we sit down to lunch, I'd like
to clarify some of the remarks I made to you
on the telephone. You see, I got the feeling at
times that you didn't quite comprehend the nature of this deal,
do you. Yes, it's a real estate deal. My uncle
Harry over in Florence has given me the opportunity to
pick up the option on a couple of choice lots
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and letting you in on the ground floor, Miss Brooks, I.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Couldn't feel any lower if you let me in the basement.
I mean, what am I supposed to do with a
couple of lots.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Oh, they're not just any lots, miss Brooks. They're a
wonderful buy. My uncle says they should triple in value
in a few months. And he ought to know. He's
Justice of the piece in Florence knows everybody in town.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Your uncle is Justice of the peace.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Well, yes, he has been for years.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
It's a good thing. He doesn't depend on you to
throw business his way. But how come you never mentioned
your uncle Harry before.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
I don't know, I never thought of it. I guess
he's always been after me to get married and settled down.
Peculiar old Kadur.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Careful, mister Boyne, you're speaking of the uncle I love.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Well, the nicest part of this option is we want
I have to put up much cash to secure it.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
When can we take a look at these prospective oil fields?
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Well? I thought we'd drive out right after lunch here
it's not very far.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Oh fine, Now let's sit down, mister Barton. We'll have
a nice cozy lunch, just you and me, and the
doorbell makes three. Excuse me, Well it's Walter Denton, Grey's
most peverell intractors. Well thanks, Walter, But what brings you
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to your ivy covered old teacher during vacation.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Well, I was just cruising around the neighborhood and I
thought you might want to lift somewhere.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Oh that was very thoughtful, But I've got company, Walter Jarney.
Who oh it's mister Voyton.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
I am Miss Ruyton high Water.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
We were about to have our lunch lunch. Oh gee,
that's embarrassing, Miss Brooks. My barging in on you like this,
I mean, I hardly know what to say.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Have you thought of goodbye? Miss Brooks? Cash? Something smells awfully?
Go ahead? Haven't you eaten your lunch yet?
Speaker 5 (09:02):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I haven't, Miss Brooks. Then don't let me keep you.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Now.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
I know what that delicious smell is.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
It's pot roast, m missus Brooks. Would you mind terribly
a fine?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Well that is?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Could I? Of course, Walter, go right ahead and take
another sniff before you leave.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Oh well, I'll just say goodbye to mister Boynton first.
Guess I'll be running along now.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Mister Boynton, what's your hurry, Walter?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Oh, Walter has any number of pressing things to do,
haven't you. No, ma'am, No, I haven't got a thing
to do. Smell that gravy.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
I'm starved as long as Water's so hungry, Miss Brooks,
maybe you ought to give him a bite.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I'll be glad to figure out your arm Walter. I mean,
let's all sit down.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Ah man, that's I call him meal. I you're enjoyed it,
Miss brook.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Oh, I'm glad. Mister Bindon, how did you like it?
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Water?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Oh, he's still liking it. You set him mouthful that time. Well,
we better get going, mister Boynton. If you excuse me
a moment, I'll say goodbye to missus Davis.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Certainly, come me in.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I just wanted to say goodbye missus Davis.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Oh yeah, I have a nice time here. Oh, before
you go, I forgot to tell you that while he
was shopping, mister Conklin called. He said he wanted to
talk to you about something this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
This afternoon, but I'm going to be busy. I'm going
over to Florence with mister Boynton.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
I'll tell you what. Connie just leave a phone number
where I can reach you, and if mister Conklin sounds
too terribly urgent, the next time he calls, I'll let you.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Know, all right, Missus Davis. And when you go into
the dinet, don't be alarmed. If you see a tall
boy with a slightly purple face. It's Walter Dentson. Walter Denton.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
What's he doing here?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
The last time I saw him he was eating the
string around the pot rows.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Well before she and mister Boynton left for the community
of Florence, Miss Brooks jotted down his uncle Harry's phone
number and left it on Missus Davis's telephone stand. About
an hour later, Walter Danton arose from the living room couch, stretched, yawned,
and spoke.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Oh, nothing like a good meal and a nice nap.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Miss Brooks and mister Boyton took.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Off her quite a while ago. But while you were sleeping,
mister Conklin called and said he had some important reports
that he wanted Miss Brooks to get out by tonight
or she go.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
She didn't say.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
She just left his phone number, but I misplaced my
glasses again. Will you dial it for me? Oh sure,
Missus Davis, it's funny.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
I can never remember the rest of those words.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Hello, Justice Henderson speaking who justice is the piece Henderson?
Speaker 3 (12:13):
They must have the wrong number? Is this Florence two
one six four?
Speaker 5 (12:17):
That's right?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Well it is Miss Brooks and Richard Whiten there.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Oh no, indeed they were here, but as soon as
they signed the necessary papers they took off like a
couple of kids. Do you mean they are they? Sure?
I they're hooked up now?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Thanks your justiceship, Thanks you? I who were you talking to?
Wal you a justice of the peace, Missus Davis, Our
little miss Bruce is.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
A married woman, which he never mentioned the word to me.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Surely she well, she must have a very good reason
for keeping this marriage a secret. Now I know I
can depend on you to keep whatever you suspect. You're
self water as.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
One of Miss Brooks's most trusted confidence, I can do
no less. Missus Davis rest assured that this secret is
ours and ours alone. Let's see now, what's Harriet Conklin's
phone number again?
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Seventy six, seventy seven, Here we are, seventy nine. These
are the lats we've optioned, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
How do you like them? I can't see them under
all that mud must.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Have rained out here last night. This property is going
to be very valuable someday. All it needs is a
few improvements.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
You mean, like replacing the swamp with a dirt road.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
I know you're jesting, miss Brooks. Oh, it's beautiful out here.
Just just take a breath of that Air's enough to
make a person burst into song.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I know just how you feel. Bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum claw.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Not please please please happen to be two of the
choicest lots in this part of the country.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
I know, but what country is this?
Speaker 5 (14:16):
My uncle Harry wouldn't give us a wrong steer, Miss Brooks.
This may be the start of a very lucrative sideline
after we sell this property at a profit. There's no
telling how far we can go unless we.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Pick up a couple of lots on Mars. This is
about as far as anybody can go.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Oh it isn't that bad. Well, I guess we better
start back now.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Just how far is it to civilization, mister Barton.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
I don't know the exact mileage, but we're not too
far from home. Don't worry. I'll get you back all right.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Oh, I'm not worried, mister Barton. But just to be
on the safe side, let's get some directions from that
bear over there, Daddy.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
Oh, daddy, Well, I'm lying down on the living room couch.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Harriet. You have my permission to approach.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Me because there was a phone call while you were napping.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
Jaddet, Yes, yes, I heard it vaguely, but I dozed
off again while you were speaking.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Was it miss Brooks answer previous call?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
No, Daddy, it was Walter Golly. I don't like to
violate a confidence, but you are my father, and you
also happen to be the principal of my high school.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Of course, Harriet, Harriet, this is vacation time for me.
Speaker 7 (15:29):
When your dear mother left the house this morning to
visit your dear granny, I rather look forward to this
as a day which would be singularly free from yachtatime.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
So if you cannot control this impulse to.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Jabber at me, it's not jabber, daddy, it's oh wait
till you hear this news.
Speaker 7 (15:48):
Please, child, Must you make all your remarks sound like
a bulletin which will send me leaping into the air
as if a couch spring had erupted beneath me.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
I'm sorry, Daddy, It's just that it struck as.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
A road, So she's a lobed during her vacation period.
Speaker 7 (16:08):
Every teacher is entitled to do whatever he or she
works alone. I must be calm, I must remember my
blood pressure. So she's done it. The one woman on
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the entire faculty I could have sworn was a lowe proof.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Oh, Jaddy, you shouldn't be so upset. After all, it
isn't a tragedy.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
Oh it isn't he. Do you think you find capable
English teachers on trees? No, Daddy, although at the moment
I wouldn't mind seeing this one dangling from a tree. Well,
don't stand there gaping, girl. It's almost five thirty. We've
got to go over to missus Davis's place and get
to the bottom of this.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
But what can we do, Daddy?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
By now, they're probably on.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Their honey That's where you're wrong, Harriet.
Speaker 7 (17:01):
Mister Boynton couldn't possibly start on his honeymoon today.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
I know the zoo closes at five cars.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
It's getting pretty dark, mister Boynton. We'll have to hurry
if we're to be home in time for dinner.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Well, I'm not planning on getting back for dinner, Miss Brooks.
After the splendid lunch you prepared for me at noon,
I thought it only fair to reciprocate.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
You mean we're going to a restaurant.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Not exactly. I thought we'd eat on the road.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Aren't you afraid of being hit by passing cars?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Your lunch is nice little roadside places, Miss Brooks. After all,
it isn't the food. It's important. It's the fun of
having it together.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
You're so right, mister Boynton, and being treated to dinner
is even more fun.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Court. After that lunch we had, it'll be difficult to
eat very much more.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
No, I don't know I could find rooms.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
I just think we had hot roast potatoes, clime of bean, salad,
rice pudding and milk.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
But that was six hours ago.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
I know.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
But when people get past their twenties, Miss Brooks, much
of their caloric intake turns to nothing but flabby blubber.
And if there's one thing that makes a woman attractive
to me, it's a nice slim figure.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Mister Barton, Yes, pass me a toothpick and keep on driving.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Almost seven o'clock and steal no word from Countie. It
didn't like her to do things like this get married?
Speaker 3 (18:38):
You mean, please, Walter, this is no laughing matter.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
Just think, mister Conklin, only six hours ago I had
lunch with them.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
What then you must have been the last person to
see them alive.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
That's a single, single of course.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
Outside of that alleged justice of the Feast who spoke
to there's no real proof that they're married.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Oh god day, what more proof do you want, Denton?
Speaker 5 (19:00):
When you saw them at lunch?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
How did they act? How did they look the same
way they always do?
Speaker 6 (19:04):
Miss Brooks didn't take her eyes off mister Boyton's face,
and mister Boyton didn't take his eyes off his plate.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Or that's the funt door. I'll go on me too,
Go along, stand where you are.
Speaker 7 (19:14):
We'll wait in here.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Connie and mister Boynton, come on in, Connie, you bed girl.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
You should have let me know.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
At least I could have had some Rice ready to
talk at you.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Bill.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Thanks, Just the same as the Davis. But when you
get past twenty Rice just turns to blubber. Yes, congratulations,
mister Boyton, and you too, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Miss Brooks, Oh gush, I guess I'll always think of you,
as miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
You don't mind, do you mine? What should you think
of me? As Casey Fangle still in there pitching. But
what you've done has made most of us.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
Harry, I for one am looking forward to the say
when you invite me out to your new place.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
You can come out anytime, Walter, Sure, we'll sit around
make mud pie.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
You've got more company in the living room, County, come
on in well.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Mister Conklin and Harriet, Yes of everything, folk, Thanks Harry.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
I cannot share my daughter's enthusiasm for disaffair. I'm deeply
chagrined at not being notified. Well, you see, sir, my
uncle didn't want too many people to know about it.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Your uncle, what has he.
Speaker 7 (20:30):
Got to do with anything?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Oh, he was responsible for the whole deal. He's a
justice of the peace in Florence.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
But as principle of medicine high I am entire why
they say so, mister Carton, I don't think it should
concern anyone at school. If if I want to go
out and pick.
Speaker 7 (20:43):
Up a piece of property, what a strange way to
put it. But it does concern matters. I have a
right to know whether or not we're losing our English.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Teacher, losing me. But mister Counton, I'm nowhere near financial independence. Yes,
I've got to continue my teaching. Don't forget this is
only my first venture.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Your first venture. Well, certainly, if this one works out,
you may take a crack of four or five others. What?
Speaker 3 (21:29):
No, why not? After all, mister Boynton's uncle can probably
put me next to plenty of good things.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
Well, I love it, Harriet Walter leave the room at once.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Who you are for this sort of conversation?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Age considerably in the last few minutes.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
I can't understand you, Connie taking your marriage so lately, my.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Marriage, her marriage.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Didn't you two get married this afternoon?
Speaker 5 (22:04):
Miss Brooks and me get married this afternoon? Were heavens? No,
can you imagine anything like that? Miss Brooks? Constantly but
if you're not married, why did Walter tell Harriet?
Speaker 6 (22:25):
You only told Harriet what Justice Henderson told me that
they signed the papers and were hooked up.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
No, I understand when Uncle Harry told you we were
hooked up, you thought we were married, Sure, wouldn't you.
But the whole thing was just a real estate deal.
Miss Brooks and I had bought some lots together, lots. Well, oh,
this isn't rare time.
Speaker 7 (22:52):
This entire affair is nothing but a comedy of errors.
As a student of takes fear, don't you agree, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
As a student of the kafaver I refuse to answer
on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
It burns time.
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's time once again one other comedy episode of Our
Miss Brooks. Under the direction of al lewis Well. The
nation's teachers took advantage of their Easter vacation in various ways.
Some just lolled around the house, others played tennis or golf,
and still others took the opportunity to go hunting or fishing.
Ar Miss Brooks, who teaches English at Madison High School,
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spent most of her time trapping.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
But no matter what kind of bait I use, mister
Boynton refused to fall into the trap. I was discussing
the Bashful Biologists with my landlady at breakfast last Friday morning.
It's not that mister Boynton isn't fond of me, Missus Davis.
This past week has proven that he is cannie well.
During the regular school term, mister Boynton has asked me
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for exactly one day to week right right? And where
did he take me? On each and every one of
those days to the zoo, right right, But in the
past four days alone, he's taken me out on three days.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
And where did he take you?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
If I see one more hyena, I'll laugh in his face.
Of course, you can't really blame a scientist for being
so interested in animal life. But there must be some
way we can get him conditioned to people.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
There's still only one food proof way to attract him, eat, Cannie,
and that's the old sessioned doubt Worth method practiced by
women throughout the ages. Missus Davis, you mean exactly cook
him a good hot meal. I'll make him perk up
his ears and eyes.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
He either perk up his ears or turn up his toes.
You know what kind of a cook I am, Missus Davis.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I'll do the actual cooking, Cannie. All you have to
do isn't biting?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Well? He said he'd phoned me this morning. Maybe I
can ask him over for lunch.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Blendid What time did he say he'd call?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
At nine thirty? You know how punctual he is.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yes, indeed, you can set your watch by mister Boynton.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
What time is it now, Conney? Let's see. Well, that's funny.
It's just nine thirty now, I guess mister Boynton overslept.
I'll get it.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Hello, I'm sorry, I'm late, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Oh you're not very late, mister Boynton.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
I'm afraid it's past nine thirty one, and I said
i'd call it nine thirty.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Oh, that's all right. I whiled away the time by
whipping up a pot rose.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Miss Brooks. In all the years we've known each other,
we've never shared in any one big venture together.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Aren't you forgetting your gasoline bill?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Now?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I'm serious, Miss Brooks. I'm not much of a boy
for these kinds speeches, But well, I feel that the
time has come for me to take a step that
might well be the turning point in my life.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Why, mister Boynton, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
I've got a proposal to make to you.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I do, I mean, I need to go ahead, mister Boyton.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
What I'm suggesting is a partnership, A partnership founded on
mutual regard, integrity, and a simple handshake, my handshaking already, Naturally.
I'd like you to keep this proposition a secret until
we work out all the details.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Naturally naturally, And I don't like to.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Talk about a thing like this on the phone. Would
it be possible for you to have lunch with me today?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Possible, It's positively probable. At what time and where, mister Boynton?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Well, you mentioned a pot robist.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I believe, of course we'll have lunch right here. How
about twelve o'clock.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
I'll be there, miss Brooks. And somehow I have the
feeling that this might lead to pretty big things.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
If they take out for us, they should be tell
good buy, mister Boyton.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Deer good buy, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Likewise, missus Davis, it was mister Boynton and he's coming
over to Lunds.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Good.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
We still have most of that pot roast you made
for last night's dinner, haven't grated?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Certainly, dear, or you'll have to figure out just what
to put around the roast?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
How about mister Boynton and knee? Oh you mean like
like vegetables and things.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Yes, and you'll want a nice dessert too. Why didn't
you stop in at the drug store and get one
of their ice cream cake?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
All right, I'll leave in a few minutes.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
And while you're in the drug store, I wish you'd
pick up a couple of batteries for my flashlights. And
oh yes, I needed new garden holes too.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Which drug store do you have in mind? The one
that tells used cars?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
No, the one on Elm Street. You know where my
brother Victim got those pretty dosed in slacks.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I wonder whatever happen to the old fashioned drug stores,
the kind that used to sell peroxide and blue j
corn plasters and Hammond Organs Lee.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
The tables all set for lunch, Kenny, What time did
mister Boynton say you was coming?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Twelve o'clock? Missus Davis?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
What time is it now?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
It's about as twelve o'clock as it'll ever get. But
before I let mister Boynton in, Missus Davis, I'd like
to ask a favor of you.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Kenny?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Well, so far it's a big secret. But mister Boyton
has something very important to say to me today, and
i'd appreciate it if you well, just sort of make
yourself scarce while he's here. I'll like, get your canny.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Don't worry about it thing, I'll do it very deathfully.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Be right with you.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Hi, I hope I haven't kept you waiting, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
It's only been four years. I mean.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
For lunch.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Oh, not at all. Come on, in mister Boyton.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Hello, mister Billington, Hello, missus Davis. How are you?
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I can't complain. How's the weather out today?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Well, I should say that the temperature is about sixty
eight with a relative humidity about twenty. However, barometric pressure
indicates a warm front moving in from the southeast, which
would elevate the hormometer considerably.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Roger will coo over and out.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I'd like to stay in chat with you for a while,
mister Billington that I've got to rush right into my room.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
What's your hurry, Missus Davis.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
It's the only way I can think of to make
myself scarce. Now, you'll be a good boy, mister Burton.
Candy if you need me.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Just yell. I should live so long. See you later,
Missus Davis.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Miss Brooks. Before we sit down to lunch, I'd like
to clarify some of the remarks I made to you
on the telephone. You see, I got the feeling at
times that you didn't quite comprehend the nature of this deal,
do you. Yes, it's a real estate deal. My uncle
Harry over in Florence has given me the opportunity to
pick up the option on a couple of choice lots
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and letting you in on the ground floor, Miss Brooks, I.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Couldn't feel any lower if you let me in the basement.
I mean, what am I supposed to do with a
couple of lots.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Oh, they're not just any lots, miss Brooks. They're a
wonderful buy. My uncle says they should triple in value
in a few months. And he ought to know. He's
Justice of the piece in Florence knows everybody in town.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Your uncle is Justice of the peace.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Well, yes, he has been for years.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
It's a good thing. He doesn't depend on you to
throw business his way. But how come you never mentioned
your uncle Harry before.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
I don't know, I never thought of it. I guess
he's always been after me to get married and settled down.
Peculiar old Kadur.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Careful, mister Boyne, you're speaking of the uncle I love.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Well, the nicest part of this option is we want
I have to put up much cash to secure it.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
When can we take a look at these prospective oil fields?
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Well? I thought we'd drive out right after lunch here
it's not very far.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Oh fine, Now let's sit down, mister Barton. We'll have
a nice cozy lunch, just you and me, and the
doorbell makes three. Excuse me, Well it's Walter Denton, Grey's
most peverell intractors. Well thanks, Walter, But what brings you
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to your ivy covered old teacher during vacation.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Well, I was just cruising around the neighborhood and I
thought you might want to lift somewhere.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Oh that was very thoughtful, But I've got company, Walter Jarney.
Who oh it's mister Voyton.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
I am Miss Ruyton high Water.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
We were about to have our lunch lunch. Oh gee,
that's embarrassing, Miss Brooks. My barging in on you like this,
I mean, I hardly know what to say.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Have you thought of goodbye? Miss Brooks? Cash? Something smells awfully?
Go ahead? Haven't you eaten your lunch yet?
Speaker 5 (09:02):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I haven't, Miss Brooks. Then don't let me keep you.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Now.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
I know what that delicious smell is.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
It's pot roast, m missus Brooks. Would you mind terribly
a fine?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Well that is?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Could I? Of course, Walter, go right ahead and take
another sniff before you leave.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Oh well, I'll just say goodbye to mister Boynton first.
Guess I'll be running along now.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Mister Boynton, what's your hurry, Walter?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Oh, Walter has any number of pressing things to do,
haven't you. No, ma'am, No, I haven't got a thing
to do. Smell that gravy.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
I'm starved as long as Water's so hungry, Miss Brooks,
maybe you ought to give him a bite.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I'll be glad to figure out your arm Walter. I mean,
let's all sit down.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Ah man, that's I call him meal. I you're enjoyed it,
Miss brook.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Oh, I'm glad. Mister Bindon, how did you like it?
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Water?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Oh, he's still liking it. You set him mouthful that time. Well,
we better get going, mister Boynton. If you excuse me
a moment, I'll say goodbye to missus Davis.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Certainly, come me in.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I just wanted to say goodbye missus Davis.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Oh yeah, I have a nice time here. Oh, before
you go, I forgot to tell you that while he
was shopping, mister Conklin called. He said he wanted to
talk to you about something this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
This afternoon, but I'm going to be busy. I'm going
over to Florence with mister Boynton.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
I'll tell you what. Connie just leave a phone number
where I can reach you, and if mister Conklin sounds
too terribly urgent, the next time he calls, I'll let you.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Know, all right, Missus Davis. And when you go into
the dinet, don't be alarmed. If you see a tall
boy with a slightly purple face. It's Walter Dentson. Walter Denton.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
What's he doing here?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
The last time I saw him he was eating the
string around the pot rows.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Well before she and mister Boynton left for the community
of Florence, Miss Brooks jotted down his uncle Harry's phone
number and left it on Missus Davis's telephone stand. About
an hour later, Walter Danton arose from the living room couch, stretched, yawned,
and spoke.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Oh, nothing like a good meal and a nice nap.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Miss Brooks and mister Boyton took.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Off her quite a while ago. But while you were sleeping,
mister Conklin called and said he had some important reports
that he wanted Miss Brooks to get out by tonight
or she go.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
She didn't say.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
She just left his phone number, but I misplaced my
glasses again. Will you dial it for me? Oh sure,
Missus Davis, it's funny.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
I can never remember the rest of those words.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Hello, Justice Henderson speaking who justice is the piece Henderson?
Speaker 3 (12:13):
They must have the wrong number? Is this Florence two
one six four?
Speaker 5 (12:17):
That's right?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Well it is Miss Brooks and Richard Whiten there.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Oh no, indeed they were here, but as soon as
they signed the necessary papers they took off like a
couple of kids. Do you mean they are they? Sure?
I they're hooked up now?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Thanks your justiceship, Thanks you? I who were you talking to?
Wal you a justice of the peace, Missus Davis, Our
little miss Bruce is.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
A married woman, which he never mentioned the word to me.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Surely she well, she must have a very good reason
for keeping this marriage a secret. Now I know I
can depend on you to keep whatever you suspect. You're
self water as.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
One of Miss Brooks's most trusted confidence, I can do
no less. Missus Davis rest assured that this secret is
ours and ours alone. Let's see now, what's Harriet Conklin's
phone number again?
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Seventy six, seventy seven, Here we are, seventy nine. These
are the lats we've optioned, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
How do you like them? I can't see them under
all that mud must.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Have rained out here last night. This property is going
to be very valuable someday. All it needs is a
few improvements.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
You mean, like replacing the swamp with a dirt road.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
I know you're jesting, miss Brooks. Oh, it's beautiful out here.
Just just take a breath of that Air's enough to
make a person burst into song.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I know just how you feel. Bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum claw.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Not please please please happen to be two of the
choicest lots in this part of the country.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
I know, but what country is this?
Speaker 5 (14:16):
My uncle Harry wouldn't give us a wrong steer, Miss Brooks.
This may be the start of a very lucrative sideline
after we sell this property at a profit. There's no
telling how far we can go unless we.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Pick up a couple of lots on Mars. This is
about as far as anybody can go.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Oh it isn't that bad. Well, I guess we better
start back now.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Just how far is it to civilization, mister Barton.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
I don't know the exact mileage, but we're not too
far from home. Don't worry. I'll get you back all right.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Oh, I'm not worried, mister Barton. But just to be
on the safe side, let's get some directions from that
bear over there, Daddy.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
Oh, daddy, Well, I'm lying down on the living room couch.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Harriet. You have my permission to approach.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Me because there was a phone call while you were napping.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
Jaddet, Yes, yes, I heard it vaguely, but I dozed
off again while you were speaking.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Was it miss Brooks answer previous call?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
No, Daddy, it was Walter Golly. I don't like to
violate a confidence, but you are my father, and you
also happen to be the principal of my high school.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Of course, Harriet, Harriet, this is vacation time for me.
Speaker 7 (15:29):
When your dear mother left the house this morning to
visit your dear granny, I rather look forward to this
as a day which would be singularly free from yachtatime.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
So if you cannot control this impulse to.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Jabber at me, it's not jabber, daddy, it's oh wait
till you hear this news.
Speaker 7 (15:48):
Please, child, Must you make all your remarks sound like
a bulletin which will send me leaping into the air
as if a couch spring had erupted beneath me.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
I'm sorry, Daddy, It's just that it struck as.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
A road, So she's a lobed during her vacation period.
Speaker 7 (16:08):
Every teacher is entitled to do whatever he or she
works alone. I must be calm, I must remember my
blood pressure. So she's done it. The one woman on
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the entire faculty I could have sworn was a lowe proof.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Oh, Jaddy, you shouldn't be so upset. After all, it
isn't a tragedy.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
Oh it isn't he. Do you think you find capable
English teachers on trees? No, Daddy, although at the moment
I wouldn't mind seeing this one dangling from a tree. Well,
don't stand there gaping, girl. It's almost five thirty. We've
got to go over to missus Davis's place and get
to the bottom of this.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
But what can we do, Daddy?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
By now, they're probably on.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Their honey That's where you're wrong, Harriet.
Speaker 7 (17:01):
Mister Boynton couldn't possibly start on his honeymoon today.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
I know the zoo closes at five cars.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
It's getting pretty dark, mister Boynton. We'll have to hurry
if we're to be home in time for dinner.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Well, I'm not planning on getting back for dinner, Miss Brooks.
After the splendid lunch you prepared for me at noon,
I thought it only fair to reciprocate.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
You mean we're going to a restaurant.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Not exactly. I thought we'd eat on the road.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Aren't you afraid of being hit by passing cars?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Your lunch is nice little roadside places, Miss Brooks. After all,
it isn't the food. It's important. It's the fun of
having it together.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
You're so right, mister Boynton, and being treated to dinner
is even more fun.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Court. After that lunch we had, it'll be difficult to
eat very much more.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
No, I don't know I could find rooms.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
I just think we had hot roast potatoes, clime of bean, salad,
rice pudding and milk.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
But that was six hours ago.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
I know.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
But when people get past their twenties, Miss Brooks, much
of their caloric intake turns to nothing but flabby blubber.
And if there's one thing that makes a woman attractive
to me, it's a nice slim figure.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Mister Barton, Yes, pass me a toothpick and keep on driving.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Almost seven o'clock and steal no word from Countie. It
didn't like her to do things like this get married?
Speaker 3 (18:38):
You mean, please, Walter, this is no laughing matter.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
Just think, mister Conklin, only six hours ago I had
lunch with them.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
What then you must have been the last person to
see them alive.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
That's a single, single of course.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
Outside of that alleged justice of the Feast who spoke
to there's no real proof that they're married.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Oh god day, what more proof do you want, Denton?
Speaker 5 (19:00):
When you saw them at lunch?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
How did they act? How did they look the same
way they always do?
Speaker 6 (19:04):
Miss Brooks didn't take her eyes off mister Boyton's face,
and mister Boyton didn't take his eyes off his plate.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Or that's the funt door. I'll go on me too,
Go along, stand where you are.
Speaker 7 (19:14):
We'll wait in here.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Connie and mister Boynton, come on in, Connie, you bed girl.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
You should have let me know.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
At least I could have had some Rice ready to
talk at you.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Bill.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Thanks, Just the same as the Davis. But when you
get past twenty Rice just turns to blubber. Yes, congratulations,
mister Boyton, and you too, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Miss Brooks, Oh gush, I guess I'll always think of you,
as miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
You don't mind, do you mine? What should you think
of me? As Casey Fangle still in there pitching. But
what you've done has made most of us.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
Harry, I for one am looking forward to the say
when you invite me out to your new place.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
You can come out anytime, Walter, Sure, we'll sit around
make mud pie.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
You've got more company in the living room, County, come
on in well.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Mister Conklin and Harriet, Yes of everything, folk, Thanks Harry.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
I cannot share my daughter's enthusiasm for disaffair. I'm deeply
chagrined at not being notified. Well, you see, sir, my
uncle didn't want too many people to know about it.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Your uncle, what has he.
Speaker 7 (20:30):
Got to do with anything?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Oh, he was responsible for the whole deal. He's a
justice of the peace in Florence.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
But as principle of medicine high I am entire why
they say so, mister Carton, I don't think it should
concern anyone at school. If if I want to go
out and pick.
Speaker 7 (20:43):
Up a piece of property, what a strange way to
put it. But it does concern matters. I have a
right to know whether or not we're losing our English.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Teacher, losing me. But mister Counton, I'm nowhere near financial independence. Yes,
I've got to continue my teaching. Don't forget this is
only my first venture.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Your first venture. Well, certainly, if this one works out,
you may take a crack of four or five others. What?
Speaker 3 (21:29):
No, why not? After all, mister Boynton's uncle can probably
put me next to plenty of good things.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
Well, I love it, Harriet Walter leave the room at once.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Who you are for this sort of conversation?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Age considerably in the last few minutes.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
I can't understand you, Connie taking your marriage so lately, my.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Marriage, her marriage.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Didn't you two get married this afternoon?
Speaker 5 (22:04):
Miss Brooks and me get married this afternoon? Were heavens? No,
can you imagine anything like that? Miss Brooks? Constantly but
if you're not married, why did Walter tell Harriet?
Speaker 6 (22:25):
You only told Harriet what Justice Henderson told me that
they signed the papers and were hooked up.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
No, I understand when Uncle Harry told you we were
hooked up, you thought we were married, Sure, wouldn't you.
But the whole thing was just a real estate deal.
Miss Brooks and I had bought some lots together, lots. Well, oh,
this isn't rare time.
Speaker 7 (22:52):
This entire affair is nothing but a comedy of errors.
As a student of takes fear, don't you agree, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
As a student of the kafaver I refuse to answer
on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
It burns time.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
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My Favorite Murder is a true crime comedy podcast hosted by Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark. Each week, Karen and Georgia share compelling true crimes and hometown stories from friends and listeners. Since MFM launched in January of 2016, Karen and Georgia have shared their lifelong interest in true crime and have covered stories of infamous serial killers like the Night Stalker, mysterious cold cases, captivating cults, incredible survivor stories and important events from history like the Tulsa race massacre of 1921. My Favorite Murder is part of the Exactly Right podcast network that provides a platform for bold, creative voices to bring to life provocative, entertaining and relatable stories for audiences everywhere. The Exactly Right roster of podcasts covers a variety of topics including historic true crime, comedic interviews and news, science, pop culture and more. Podcasts on the network include Buried Bones with Kate Winkler Dawson and Paul Holes, That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast, This Podcast Will Kill You, Bananas and more.
The Joe Rogan Experience
The official podcast of comedian Joe Rogan.