August 13, 2025 • 30 mins
A sitcom following the life of a witty high school English teacher and her students, balancing educational chaos with clever humor. It’s beloved for its sharp writing and charm.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
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Miss Brooks starring Eve Arden.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
It's time once again for another comedy episode.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Of Our Miss Brooks, written.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
By al lewis Well.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Many of the nation's high school football teams played in
post season Junior Bowl games last week. Madison High School,
where our Miss Brooks teaches English, also received a Bowl bid.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Yes, Madison was invited to play in the Serial Bowl.
The game was scheduled for last Saturday and Friday morning.
At breakfast, my Landlady Missus Davis asked me about the detail.
Where has the team been invited to play Connie in
the stadium at play City, Missus Davis, And you want
to see how big our beloved principle is taking this invitation.
(00:58):
Mister Conklin's so puffed up he looks like he was
shot out of a cannon. If you'll pardon a little
wishful thinking. The last few days he's been absolutely memo happy,
Memo happy, he sends out one inter office communication after another.
But the game tomorrow should be a lot of fun.
Walter Denton, the team's manager, told me that the cheerleaders
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and the team and the band are all going down
in buses. Then there's going to be a dance at
the Clay City Hotel after the game. I'd give anything
to go. Why don't you, Kearney, I haven't got anything.
The tickets are pretty expensive, Missus Davis, and on my budget.
When I was just out of the question, how about
mister Boynton. Is he going? Yes, he's got a ticket already.
(01:45):
I believe just one ticket. Mister Boynton's on the budget too.
There's still a chance for me to go along as
a chaperone for the girl cheerleaders. Mister Conklin's daughter, Harriet
told me that he's going to choose between miss Enright
and me today.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Right, but she's always making google eyes at mister Boyton.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
If she goes to clay City for the game and
the dance afterwards, she'll have him all to herself. I
thought of that, Missus Davis. That's why I'm giving mister
Conklin his Christmas present a little early this year, like
in a half an hour. Good for are you giving
mister conty a pair of nice woolen socks to keep
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his feet warm at the game. Or isn't that I
want to influence mister Conklin to select me instead of
miss Enright. It isn't, of course it is. We'll all
stare in love and war. Connie.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Remember, miss Enwright will take any unfair advantage of you
that you can.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Oh, I wouldn't say that, missus Davis.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
You wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Of course I would, and she would. At least she
always has taken advantage. I mean, would you answer the door, please, Connie.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
I'll take the breakfast dishes into the kitchen, all.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Right, Missus Davis's probably Walter Denton. He's giving me a
list of school coming. Good morning, miss Brooks. Miss Enrice,
I was just.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Driving to school, and knowing the usual condition of your car,
I thought I might give you a ride this morning.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
That's very considerate, miss Enright. But Walter Denton's picking me
up any minute.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
Oh well, there's another reason I stopped by. If I
may come in out.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Of the draft from a moment, alex plain, Oh, I'm sorry,
come in, miss Enright, sit down.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Won't you?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
I'd rather stand.
Speaker 7 (03:31):
I think I have a new dress on and the
furniture doesn't look too dusted.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Get a brush off your finger. We haven't vacuumed the
doorbell in money.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
You're so withy, darling, But I just wanted to tell
you that, in spite of our little differences in the past,
I see no reason why we can't be more friendly
in the new year, which is practically upon us.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Well, I'm sure that's no matter of fact.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
I've got a little piece offering with Nina's books here.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I'd like you to have this ticket ticket to what,
miss Enright? To the Fireman's Ball.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
My aunt Jessy bought it weeks ago, but the poor
darling just doesn't feel up.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
To going this year. And brothers then waste the ticket.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
We immediately thought of you, and he says it's a
lot of fun for sinsters.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
What time will you be there? Look, miss Enright, I
don't believe that an unmarried girl should consider herself a
spinster until she reaches a certain age. Well, don't be testy, darling.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
I'm sure you won't reach that age for months yet.
Now takes the ticket and have a good time tomorrow night.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Oh it's for tomorrow night. Now that's a coincidence. The
bull dances being held tomorrow night in play City, and
one of us is supposed to chaperone that affair. Oh,
but I'm virtually assured of that position this year. What
makes you think so?
Speaker 8 (05:01):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (05:01):
I could tell from dear mister Compton's reaction to my
visit yesterday. You see, I dropped into his office after
school with a little gift car him. I always like
to give out my Christmas presents early.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
What potential chaperone doesn't. Why don't you give mister Colin?
I gave him a lovely pair of woolen socks. Woolen socks.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
Yes, he was very appreciative, seemed genuinely touched. But that's
what I like about our principles.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Anyway.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
He has such a warm heart, don't you think so,
Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I don't know about his heart, but he's gonna have
the warmest feet and play could I've got to have
a few words with mister Conklin before my first class, waterer.
Do you think we'll arrive at school in time.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
I'll get you there in time to talk his arm off.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Mister you shouldn't worry about that job as chap.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
There's absolutely no doubt that you'll be chosen.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
According to Harriet, it's still between miss n Wright and me.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
But Miss Brooks, anybody who could possibly pick miss n
right over you for any kind of position should have
mister Conklin's head examined. It's a foregone conclusion that it'll
take you and the dance ought to be a lot
of fun to morrow night. Harriet and I have promised
each other every dance except maybe one or two she'll
have to give mister Boynton.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Oh, then mister Boynton is definitely going. I thought you knew.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Yeah, he got a ticket money right after we were
chosen to play in the Bowl. He's followed the team
through thick and.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Thin, Miss Brooks. That's why you've just got to go tomorrow.
How can I, Walter unless I'm chosen chaperone? Lazy?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
You can still buy a ticket.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
It's not that easy. There's only a limited supply, you know,
of tickets of money.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Tickets.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
They're probably all sold out by now. Don't worry, Miss Brooks.
We'll figure something out.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
But to get back to mister Cochlin for a second,
since we've been chosen to play in the Bowl, he's
definitely lid flipping material.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Lid, flipping material falling his entire court, Miss Brooks. Every
time I turn around, I get another memo.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Hell, look at this last community sent me yesterday afternoons.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
I'd see it, Walter, hmm, from the office of the
principal to the manager such as he is of the
football team, as per my prior instructions, have you made
sure the members of the school band are bringing their instruments?
What do they think they're gonna play on tissue paper?
(07:40):
And con not that it wouldn't be an improvement. Mister
Conslin is a man of many memos these days.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
He sure is, Miss Brooks, But there isn't much we
can do about it.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
After all, a school principal is a school principal. I
guess you're right, Walter. But under another set of circumstances,
mister uncle and I might get along beautifully. What kind
of circumstances, Miss Brooks? If he were the principal of
Madison High and I was an English teacher in Budapest?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I mean, oh, it's you, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Do you really want to know?
Speaker 9 (08:22):
Mister Conson, No, it was just a figure of speech.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Please be brief. I've got a lot on my mind.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Yes, sir, i'd like you to accept this little Christmas present,
mister Conklin. I wanted you to have it early.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Thank you, Miss Brooks. What is it?
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Well, it's a sort of surprise, a timely surprise.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
As a man who suffers from hypertension, Miss Brooks, I
find that surprises do very little for me.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
What's in the package?
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Well, I'll give you a hint. Mister Conston. You received
a present from another teacher yesterday, isn't that right?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Well, if you had that present on and then put
my present on, you'd be wearing a very bloated.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Pair of shoes.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Here, I'll just put it away in your closet. Oh,
while I'm at it, I couldn't clean out this closet
for you, Miss Castle.
Speaker 9 (09:12):
No, thank you, Miss Brokes. Miss Enwright did that for
me yesterday. As you know, I'm going to choose one
of you as the chaperone for the trip tomorrow. I'll
make my final decision at lunchtime.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Very good, mister Conklin. Have you completed all arrangements for tomorrow?
Speaker 9 (09:27):
Practically, I've just finished another memo for those directly concerned
with the trip.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I call it schedule A.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Would you like to hear it read?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
At seven thirty am.
Speaker 9 (09:37):
Band members and cheerleaders, on the supervision of female chaperone
will leave on.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Bus number one.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
Second half of contingent will be personally conducted by me
and will leave at eight o'clock on bus number two.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Signed our good conflict that certainly.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Is explicit, I must say, Miss Consin, these memos of
yours are a wonderful idea. Why this schedule list all
the instructions and so clearly and concisely that there couldn't
possibly be the slightest confusion.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
I'm quite slippery on this side, Miss Brooks. Perhaps you
should start buttering up the other.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Mister Canton. It's just that I realize that there's more
to this expedition than the honor of being invited to
a bowl football game, and I want you to know
that I'm ready, willing and able to accept the great responsibility,
the hard work, and the free ticket that goes.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
With it all.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
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Speaker 1 (10:53):
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Speaker 4 (10:54):
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(11:17):
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Speaker 3 (11:32):
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Speaker 4 (11:51):
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Speaker 3 (11:57):
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Speaker 5 (12:06):
Well. When lunch period started, I made my last bid
from mister Conkland's favor. I went to the school cafeteria
and filled a tray with the best food available, then
carried it down to his office so he could have
his lunch in private. The door was ajar, so I
walked right in surprise.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Oh if you, miss Brooks, come.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
In, yes, do come in doling, miss Enright, what are
you doing here?
Speaker 9 (12:36):
Miss Enright was thoughtful enough to bring me some food
from the cafeteria.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
So I could have my lunch in private. Wasn't that
sweet of her?
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Sweet and swift?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
What's that you have on the tray, Miss Brooks?
Speaker 10 (12:50):
This?
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Oh, I just thought you might like a little dessert.
Mister conklin O, what sort of dessert? Roast loin of pork?
Terribly class?
Speaker 9 (13:01):
Well, it looks delicious, but I've just finished a Swiss
state that miss.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Enwright brought me. I've got to watch my weight.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Oh then I'll just take it back.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Put it down on my desk.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I have a longed ahead of me.
Speaker 9 (13:13):
Now then you're both wondering no doubt as to which
of you is my final choice for the position of
chaperone at the Clays City game.
Speaker 7 (13:19):
And that well, there's no hurry about it, mister Carchlan.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
If you want to who who.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Well it's not you, Miss Brokes. No, no, it's not
you either, Miss Enright.
Speaker 9 (13:31):
I've decided that the ideal chaperone for this trip is
missus Conklin.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Missus Conklin, your wife.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
An amazing duct. Yes, the thought occurred to me this
morning while I was mulling over a memo that the
chaperone for girls should be a married woman. That eliminated
Miss Enright, of course.
Speaker 9 (13:54):
And unless there's been a sudden and radical.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Upheaval in your existence, you're not married either, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
You're so right, mister Conklin. But if you'll excuse me now,
I've got something very important to do in the cafeteria.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Well what's that, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
I've got to start engineering a sudden and radical upheaval
in my existence. Mister Boyton, well this is a coincidence.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
What is Miss Brooks?
Speaker 5 (14:28):
By running into you like this after only five minutes
of stalking. But mister Boynton, I wanted to talk to
you about the weekend. Have you any plans?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Plans?
Speaker 11 (14:38):
Certainly, miss Brooks. I've got a ticket to the Cereal
Bowl game at clay.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
City, but that's eighty miles away, mister Boynton, and I
understand the trip is being made in buses, those drafty,
old fashioned busses.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Oh they're not so bad, and the game should be
a lot of fun.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Fun bucking those crowds. Then when you do get in,
you have to sit on hard wooden benches with your
feet on cold cement. And do you know what a
breeding place for germs a mob of people can be?
Speaker 11 (15:04):
But miss Brooks, people go to football games all the
time never catch anything.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Some people stay home and never catch anything. Look, mister Boyne,
this game is for kids.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
But there's a dance afterwards for everybody.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Fine dance. You know who's gonna play the music for it,
our school orchestra. And have you heard them rehearsing lately?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Oh no, I haven't I have.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
They were running through mule train the other day. The
only instruments on key were the whips.
Speaker 11 (15:39):
I'm surprised at this attitude of you, was, miss Brooks.
I thought you'd be keen to go. Didn't you even
buy a ticket?
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Buy a ticket? I wouldn't go to that clam bake
if somebody gave me a ticket. Besides, there's a new
movie coming to the Strand tomorrow that all the papers
say they get the Academy Award. It's called All the
King's Men. You wouldn't want to miss that, would you
see that?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Later on?
Speaker 11 (16:00):
Miss Brooks, Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to
get back to my laboratory before class starts. Some things
I want to pack away.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
For the weekend.
Speaker 11 (16:06):
Go ahead, mister Barnton, I'll see you before I go on.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
There's no hard feelings, oh certainly.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Not no reason why you shouldn't go where you want
to go, and you want to go, there is it.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I guess not see you later, Miss Brooks, uh toodle.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
But instead I'll trust him implacity. He can go where
he wants to go, do what he wants to do.
I don't care you see, miss Brooks, that I've got
the most wonderful news for you. Said for a minute,
Why certainly, Harriet, what's the news?
Speaker 10 (16:55):
I just talk to mother on the phone and she
doesn't feel up to going along tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
So we picked you the chaperone, the girl me. What
made him decide on me?
Speaker 10 (17:03):
Well, to be perfectly honest about it, Miss Brooks, Daddy
slipped a coin, he says, it was his.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
You'd go and tales Miss.
Speaker 10 (17:10):
Hen Wright would go and the car and came up
heads three times.
Speaker 12 (17:22):
Ticket.
Speaker 10 (17:22):
Miss brook this is good not only for the game,
but a round trip ride.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
On the bus in admission to the dam. Oh, I
can hardly believe it. Oh, this is a real break,
miss Brook. You got just utterly the last ticket in school.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
One more thing, here's another memo from Daddy. He wants
you to read it very carefully. Let's see Schedule B
at seven thirty am. Band members and cheerleaders under supervision
of female chaperon. I know, Harriet, In fact, I knew
Schedule B when it was only schedule as Pardon me, Harriet.
I've got to tell someone about the news you just
(17:55):
brought me, Oh, miss brook Oh someone, all right, Miss
brook And I know Miss Point will be tickled to
hear it.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Come then, Oh, hello, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
After you left, mister Boynton, I got to thinking about
our conversation.
Speaker 11 (18:15):
Need too, Miss Brooks, And I've decided that I'm not
going on the Clay City trip.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
After all, you're not going.
Speaker 11 (18:22):
I'm selling my ticket to mister Leblanche, the French teacher.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Selling your tickets. But mister Boyton, you're missing the trip
of the century. Modern buses the thrill of personal contact
with that adorable horde of people at the stadium. And
then there's a game itself, tense, exciting actions viewed from comfy,
form fitting beaver board seats.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Just a minute, miss Brooks, are you going tomorrow?
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Of course, I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Speaker 11 (18:56):
But you said in the cafeteria that you wouldn't go.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Somebody gave you ticket? What made you change your mind?
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Somebody gave me a ticket, Miss Brooks?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
What about all the King's men?
Speaker 5 (19:12):
All the King's men couldn't drag me away from place city?
And I'm surprised that you don't feel the same way.
Speaker 11 (19:19):
Well, I would like to root for the old team.
But I promised mister Leblanche the ticket, and once I
make a promise.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I keep it. Well, don't worry about me, miss Brooks.
Speaker 11 (19:28):
I'll find something to do on probably take miss Enwright
to a movie or something.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Miss Enright, Well, yeah, she loves movies. You know, she
loves sitting in movies. There's a difference. Honestly, mister Gorton,
I just can't understand you sometimes.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
How do you mean, Miss Brooks, doesn't.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
Being with the old team mean more to you? Than
being with old n Right. There's anything wrong with miss
Enright that a little chicanerie which I'm about to indulge
in couldn't eliminate along with miss.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Henright, I'm afraid I don't follow you, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Let's keep it that way, mister Boynton, at least temporarily.
I'll see you in a little while.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
Hia, Miss Brooks, have been looking all over for you,
and mister.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Conkton wants you to read this memo right away. Oh,
let's see that Walter schedule. See at seven thirty am,
band members and cheerleaders will board bus number one. Oh great,
I don't have to read this. I know this schedule backwards.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
You don't sound very enthusiastic about being chosen chaperone, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Frankly, Walter, I'm not so why not? Well, it's a long,
dull story in which the heroine cuts her own throat,
but boiled down it reads, mister Boynton isn't going now.
I'm stuck with a ticket for a trip. I don't
even want to make Miss Brooks.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Walter, you tiamos and right, if you ladies will excuse me, I've.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Got to get over to the supply room and pick
up some megaphones. We can finish our conversation in a
few minutes. Miss Brooks, thanks the meals again, Walter.
Speaker 7 (21:03):
Well, mister Compton told me that you won the toss,
Miss Brooks, and I spose good sportsmanship demands that I
offer my congratulations.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Well, thank you, Miss Anwright. That is very sporting of you.
Speaker 7 (21:13):
Of course, I have enough money in the bank to
go on my own, but there just isn't the ticket
to be had.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
I know there isn't. Wait a minute, what would his
ticket be worse to you, Miss Henry, Why do.
Speaker 7 (21:24):
You have an extra one this brook?
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Would you give five dollars for a ticket? Missn Right?
It includes bus fare and admissions to the dance. You know, wow, that.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
Sounds eminently fair, Miss brook here's the five dollars.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
And here's the ticket. Well, I have to be running
along now, Miss Henwright. Hope you have a nice time
over the weekend.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Oh, I'm sure we'll all have a nice time, you
and mister Boynton and myself, I'm sure we will.
Speaker 10 (21:46):
Miss ann right, Tobye, I wonder where she got this ticket?
Speaker 6 (21:52):
Well, I got all the equipment and stuff, and I
did Where did miss Brooks, go, I wanted to cheer
up a little, cheer her up. Yeah, she seems kind
of blue because mister Boyton isn't going to the game tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (22:04):
Mister Boyd is, so that's why she sold me the ticket, Walter,
Could I borrow one of those tenants you've got there?
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Oh shermsn right? So what kind do you want?
Speaker 7 (22:14):
Any kind?
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Just so it's nice and shocked. I mean, it's me again,
Miss Boynton.
Speaker 13 (22:28):
There's something I don't I'm glad you came back, Miss Brooks.
I've been thinking this over very carefully. I've decided that
I've just got to go and route for our team tomorrow.
Speaker 11 (22:40):
Those kids have never forgive me if I didn't come.
Mister le Blast will just have to understand.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
You don't mean that. Mister Boyne, you can't mean that
you're going to ride eighty miles in a dress old
and then buck a germ ridden mob for the privilege
of watching twenty two untalented children run into each other
while you're sitting on the stone bench with your feet
in your pocket.
Speaker 11 (23:04):
I'm sorry, Miss Brooks, you can't talk me out of it.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
This time. I'm going to the ball tomorrow up.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Oh but mister Bryton, stay right where you are, Miss
n Right, I'll come out. Excuse me, Miss Morton, Miss Brooks,
I thought i'd find you here. I know what you're thinking,
Miss Enwright, and you're perfectly justified in being annoyed with me.
But I'd like to make it up to you if
you'll let me. What do you mean, Miss brook here's
(23:30):
your five dollars back, give me the ticket. Well, I
didn't expect you to be dis honest. Here you are,
Miss Brooke. Thank you. Oh hello, Miss n Right, Oh hello,
mister Borington.
Speaker 7 (23:42):
I understand you're going.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
To be in town over the weekend.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
How about taking in a movie together tomorrow night.
Speaker 11 (23:48):
Oh I'm afraid that's out of the question, Miss end Right.
I'm going to play city tomorrow with the team.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
Well, Miss Brooks, you've done it again.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
That's two touchdowns for you. You already don't add up
the score yet. I'm hoping to make some conversions tomorrow,
Eva and all.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Miss Brooks returns in just a moment. But first Stream.
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Speaker 4 (25:30):
And now once again, here is our Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Saturday morning, as per mister Conklin's schedules, I boarded the
SEVENOT thirty bus with the cheerleaders in the band. We
arrived at the Clay City Hotel about half an hour
before game time. Isn't this a swell room, Miss Brooks? Oh,
it's very nice, Harris. This is where we're going to
change our clothes for the dance tonight. The band has
a sweep right down the hall. I'll get it. Hello,
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miss Brooks speaking.
Speaker 12 (25:55):
Hello, Miss Brooks, this is mister Conklin. All set up
in your.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Room, yes, and it's very comfortable. Mister Conklin, how.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Is your room splendid?
Speaker 12 (26:03):
Thank you, But that's not what I'm calling about. I
had water Tenton to live a schedule see to you yesterday,
Miss Brooked.
Speaker 9 (26:11):
Did you read it?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (26:12):
That wasn't necessary, mister Conklin. I remembered word for word
the instructions you outline in schedules.
Speaker 14 (26:17):
A and B.
Speaker 12 (26:18):
Uh, never mind A and B, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Do you have to have schedule C.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Handy, Yes, sir, it's right here in my purse.
Speaker 12 (26:26):
Then open it up and read it to me.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
I'll hang on. Yes, sir, here it is. It says
schedule see at seven thirty am. Band members and cheerleaders
will leave on bus number one. Due to the fact
that I have procured a much larger bus than was
previously planned, Bus number two has been canceled.
Speaker 12 (26:49):
Read on, Miss Brooke.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Therefore, chaperone will delay the departure of the bus until
eight am. Mister Conklin. If the second bus was canceled,
what transportation did you have?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
None?
Speaker 5 (27:03):
Miss Brooks, But you said you had a nice room.
Speaker 12 (27:15):
Oh, I have a lovely room.
Speaker 15 (27:17):
You've seen it done in early American lots of nice
maple and some fine old prints.
Speaker 12 (27:23):
There's only one thing I don't like about it, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
What's that, mister coon?
Speaker 15 (27:28):
It's in my home, eighty miles from Clay City.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
Oh this is terrible. I don't know what to say.
Mister Comson. Why I'm responsible for you being left all alone?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (27:44):
But I'm not alone, Miss Brooks, you're not. Oh no, oh,
there are twenty five.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Of us here, the entire Madison.
Speaker 15 (27:57):
Foot Now then Miss Brooks with the game due to
comments half an hour?
Speaker 12 (28:15):
Who is going to take the field against Place.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
City the Madison band? Mister confence the fan.
Speaker 12 (28:23):
You're going to have the band play football?
Speaker 5 (28:26):
No, sir, mule trains one way you'll be sure they're
with them.
Speaker 14 (28:35):
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Speaker 1 (28:58):
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Speaker 16 (28:58):
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Speaker 2 (29:05):
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Speaker 1 (29:07):
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Speaker 16 (29:08):
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Speaker 1 (29:12):
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Speaker 2 (29:14):
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Speaker 16 (29:18):
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Speaker 2 (29:23):
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Speaker 4 (29:27):
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Speaker 2 (29:32):
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Speaker 4 (29:33):
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and be with us again next week at the same time.
Or another comedy episode of how Miss Brooks Bob Woman
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Speaker 1 (29:45):
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
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Speaker 4 (00:19):
It's time once again for another comedy episode.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Of Our Miss Brooks, written.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
By al lewis Well.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Many of the nation's high school football teams played in
post season Junior Bowl games last week. Madison High School,
where our Miss Brooks teaches English, also received a Bowl bid.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Yes, Madison was invited to play in the Serial Bowl.
The game was scheduled for last Saturday and Friday morning.
At breakfast, my Landlady Missus Davis asked me about the detail.
Where has the team been invited to play Connie in
the stadium at play City, Missus Davis, And you want
to see how big our beloved principle is taking this invitation.
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Mister Conklin's so puffed up he looks like he was
shot out of a cannon. If you'll pardon a little
wishful thinking. The last few days he's been absolutely memo happy,
Memo happy, he sends out one inter office communication after another.
But the game tomorrow should be a lot of fun.
Walter Denton, the team's manager, told me that the cheerleaders
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and the team and the band are all going down
in buses. Then there's going to be a dance at
the Clay City Hotel after the game. I'd give anything
to go. Why don't you, Kearney, I haven't got anything.
The tickets are pretty expensive, Missus Davis, and on my budget.
When I was just out of the question, how about
mister Boynton. Is he going? Yes, he's got a ticket already.
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I believe just one ticket. Mister Boynton's on the budget too.
There's still a chance for me to go along as
a chaperone for the girl cheerleaders. Mister Conklin's daughter, Harriet
told me that he's going to choose between miss Enright
and me today.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Right, but she's always making google eyes at mister Boyton.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
If she goes to clay City for the game and
the dance afterwards, she'll have him all to herself. I
thought of that, Missus Davis. That's why I'm giving mister
Conklin his Christmas present a little early this year, like
in a half an hour. Good for are you giving
mister conty a pair of nice woolen socks to keep
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his feet warm at the game. Or isn't that I
want to influence mister Conklin to select me instead of
miss Enright. It isn't, of course it is. We'll all
stare in love and war. Connie.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Remember, miss Enwright will take any unfair advantage of you
that you can.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Oh, I wouldn't say that, missus Davis.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
You wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Of course I would, and she would. At least she
always has taken advantage. I mean, would you answer the door, please, Connie.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
I'll take the breakfast dishes into the kitchen, all.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Right, Missus Davis's probably Walter Denton. He's giving me a
list of school coming. Good morning, miss Brooks. Miss Enrice,
I was just.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Driving to school, and knowing the usual condition of your car,
I thought I might give you a ride this morning.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
That's very considerate, miss Enright. But Walter Denton's picking me
up any minute.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
Oh well, there's another reason I stopped by. If I
may come in out.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Of the draft from a moment, alex plain, Oh, I'm sorry,
come in, miss Enright, sit down.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Won't you?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
I'd rather stand.
Speaker 7 (03:31):
I think I have a new dress on and the
furniture doesn't look too dusted.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Get a brush off your finger. We haven't vacuumed the
doorbell in money.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
You're so withy, darling, But I just wanted to tell
you that, in spite of our little differences in the past,
I see no reason why we can't be more friendly
in the new year, which is practically upon us.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Well, I'm sure that's no matter of fact.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
I've got a little piece offering with Nina's books here.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I'd like you to have this ticket ticket to what,
miss Enright? To the Fireman's Ball.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
My aunt Jessy bought it weeks ago, but the poor
darling just doesn't feel up.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
To going this year. And brothers then waste the ticket.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
We immediately thought of you, and he says it's a
lot of fun for sinsters.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
What time will you be there? Look, miss Enright, I
don't believe that an unmarried girl should consider herself a
spinster until she reaches a certain age. Well, don't be testy, darling.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
I'm sure you won't reach that age for months yet.
Now takes the ticket and have a good time tomorrow night.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Oh it's for tomorrow night. Now that's a coincidence. The
bull dances being held tomorrow night in play City, and
one of us is supposed to chaperone that affair. Oh,
but I'm virtually assured of that position this year. What
makes you think so?
Speaker 8 (05:01):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (05:01):
I could tell from dear mister Compton's reaction to my
visit yesterday. You see, I dropped into his office after
school with a little gift car him. I always like
to give out my Christmas presents early.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
What potential chaperone doesn't. Why don't you give mister Colin?
I gave him a lovely pair of woolen socks. Woolen socks.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
Yes, he was very appreciative, seemed genuinely touched. But that's
what I like about our principles.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Anyway.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
He has such a warm heart, don't you think so,
Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I don't know about his heart, but he's gonna have
the warmest feet and play could I've got to have
a few words with mister Conklin before my first class, waterer.
Do you think we'll arrive at school in time.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
I'll get you there in time to talk his arm off.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Mister you shouldn't worry about that job as chap.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
There's absolutely no doubt that you'll be chosen.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
According to Harriet, it's still between miss n Wright and me.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
But Miss Brooks, anybody who could possibly pick miss n
right over you for any kind of position should have
mister Conklin's head examined. It's a foregone conclusion that it'll
take you and the dance ought to be a lot
of fun to morrow night. Harriet and I have promised
each other every dance except maybe one or two she'll
have to give mister Boynton.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Oh, then mister Boynton is definitely going. I thought you knew.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Yeah, he got a ticket money right after we were
chosen to play in the Bowl. He's followed the team
through thick and.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Thin, Miss Brooks. That's why you've just got to go tomorrow.
How can I, Walter unless I'm chosen chaperone? Lazy?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
You can still buy a ticket.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
It's not that easy. There's only a limited supply, you know,
of tickets of money.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Tickets.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
They're probably all sold out by now. Don't worry, Miss Brooks.
We'll figure something out.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
But to get back to mister Cochlin for a second,
since we've been chosen to play in the Bowl, he's
definitely lid flipping material.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Lid, flipping material falling his entire court, Miss Brooks. Every
time I turn around, I get another memo.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Hell, look at this last community sent me yesterday afternoons.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
I'd see it, Walter, hmm, from the office of the
principal to the manager such as he is of the
football team, as per my prior instructions, have you made
sure the members of the school band are bringing their instruments?
What do they think they're gonna play on tissue paper?
(07:40):
And con not that it wouldn't be an improvement. Mister
Conslin is a man of many memos these days.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
He sure is, Miss Brooks, But there isn't much we
can do about it.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
After all, a school principal is a school principal. I
guess you're right, Walter. But under another set of circumstances,
mister uncle and I might get along beautifully. What kind
of circumstances, Miss Brooks? If he were the principal of
Madison High and I was an English teacher in Budapest?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I mean, oh, it's you, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Do you really want to know?
Speaker 9 (08:22):
Mister Conson, No, it was just a figure of speech.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Please be brief. I've got a lot on my mind.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Yes, sir, i'd like you to accept this little Christmas present,
mister Conklin. I wanted you to have it early.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Thank you, Miss Brooks. What is it?
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Well, it's a sort of surprise, a timely surprise.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
As a man who suffers from hypertension, Miss Brooks, I
find that surprises do very little for me.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
What's in the package?
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Well, I'll give you a hint. Mister Conston. You received
a present from another teacher yesterday, isn't that right?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Well, if you had that present on and then put
my present on, you'd be wearing a very bloated.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Pair of shoes.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Here, I'll just put it away in your closet. Oh,
while I'm at it, I couldn't clean out this closet
for you, Miss Castle.
Speaker 9 (09:12):
No, thank you, Miss Brokes. Miss Enwright did that for
me yesterday. As you know, I'm going to choose one
of you as the chaperone for the trip tomorrow. I'll
make my final decision at lunchtime.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Very good, mister Conklin. Have you completed all arrangements for tomorrow?
Speaker 9 (09:27):
Practically, I've just finished another memo for those directly concerned
with the trip.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I call it schedule A.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Would you like to hear it read?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
At seven thirty am.
Speaker 9 (09:37):
Band members and cheerleaders, on the supervision of female chaperone
will leave on.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Bus number one.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
Second half of contingent will be personally conducted by me
and will leave at eight o'clock on bus number two.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Signed our good conflict that certainly.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Is explicit, I must say, Miss Consin, these memos of
yours are a wonderful idea. Why this schedule list all
the instructions and so clearly and concisely that there couldn't
possibly be the slightest confusion.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
I'm quite slippery on this side, Miss Brooks. Perhaps you
should start buttering up the other.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Mister Canton. It's just that I realize that there's more
to this expedition than the honor of being invited to
a bowl football game, and I want you to know
that I'm ready, willing and able to accept the great responsibility,
the hard work, and the free ticket that goes.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
With it all.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
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Speaker 1 (10:53):
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Speaker 4 (10:54):
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for over two years. One group always brushed their teeth
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Using coal gates exclusively showed a startling reduction and average
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Speaker 4 (11:51):
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Speaker 3 (11:57):
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Speaker 5 (12:06):
Well. When lunch period started, I made my last bid
from mister Conkland's favor. I went to the school cafeteria
and filled a tray with the best food available, then
carried it down to his office so he could have
his lunch in private. The door was ajar, so I
walked right in surprise.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Oh if you, miss Brooks, come.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
In, yes, do come in doling, miss Enright, what are
you doing here?
Speaker 9 (12:36):
Miss Enright was thoughtful enough to bring me some food
from the cafeteria.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
So I could have my lunch in private. Wasn't that
sweet of her?
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Sweet and swift?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
What's that you have on the tray, Miss Brooks?
Speaker 10 (12:50):
This?
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Oh, I just thought you might like a little dessert.
Mister conklin O, what sort of dessert? Roast loin of pork?
Terribly class?
Speaker 9 (13:01):
Well, it looks delicious, but I've just finished a Swiss
state that miss.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Enwright brought me. I've got to watch my weight.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Oh then I'll just take it back.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Put it down on my desk.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I have a longed ahead of me.
Speaker 9 (13:13):
Now then you're both wondering no doubt as to which
of you is my final choice for the position of
chaperone at the Clays City game.
Speaker 7 (13:19):
And that well, there's no hurry about it, mister Carchlan.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
If you want to who who.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Well it's not you, Miss Brokes. No, no, it's not
you either, Miss Enright.
Speaker 9 (13:31):
I've decided that the ideal chaperone for this trip is
missus Conklin.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Missus Conklin, your wife.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
An amazing duct. Yes, the thought occurred to me this
morning while I was mulling over a memo that the
chaperone for girls should be a married woman. That eliminated
Miss Enright, of course.
Speaker 9 (13:54):
And unless there's been a sudden and radical.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Upheaval in your existence, you're not married either, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
You're so right, mister Conklin. But if you'll excuse me now,
I've got something very important to do in the cafeteria.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Well what's that, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
I've got to start engineering a sudden and radical upheaval
in my existence. Mister Boyton, well this is a coincidence.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
What is Miss Brooks?
Speaker 5 (14:28):
By running into you like this after only five minutes
of stalking. But mister Boynton, I wanted to talk to
you about the weekend. Have you any plans?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Plans?
Speaker 11 (14:38):
Certainly, miss Brooks. I've got a ticket to the Cereal
Bowl game at clay.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
City, but that's eighty miles away, mister Boynton, and I
understand the trip is being made in buses, those drafty,
old fashioned busses.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Oh they're not so bad, and the game should be
a lot of fun.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Fun bucking those crowds. Then when you do get in,
you have to sit on hard wooden benches with your
feet on cold cement. And do you know what a
breeding place for germs a mob of people can be?
Speaker 11 (15:04):
But miss Brooks, people go to football games all the
time never catch anything.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Some people stay home and never catch anything. Look, mister Boyne,
this game is for kids.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
But there's a dance afterwards for everybody.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Fine dance. You know who's gonna play the music for it,
our school orchestra. And have you heard them rehearsing lately?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Oh no, I haven't I have.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
They were running through mule train the other day. The
only instruments on key were the whips.
Speaker 11 (15:39):
I'm surprised at this attitude of you, was, miss Brooks.
I thought you'd be keen to go. Didn't you even
buy a ticket?
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Buy a ticket? I wouldn't go to that clam bake
if somebody gave me a ticket. Besides, there's a new
movie coming to the Strand tomorrow that all the papers
say they get the Academy Award. It's called All the
King's Men. You wouldn't want to miss that, would you
see that?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Later on?
Speaker 11 (16:00):
Miss Brooks, Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to
get back to my laboratory before class starts. Some things
I want to pack away.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
For the weekend.
Speaker 11 (16:06):
Go ahead, mister Barnton, I'll see you before I go on.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
There's no hard feelings, oh certainly.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Not no reason why you shouldn't go where you want
to go, and you want to go, there is it.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I guess not see you later, Miss Brooks, uh toodle.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
But instead I'll trust him implacity. He can go where
he wants to go, do what he wants to do.
I don't care you see, miss Brooks, that I've got
the most wonderful news for you. Said for a minute,
Why certainly, Harriet, what's the news?
Speaker 10 (16:55):
I just talk to mother on the phone and she
doesn't feel up to going along tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
So we picked you the chaperone, the girl me. What
made him decide on me?
Speaker 10 (17:03):
Well, to be perfectly honest about it, Miss Brooks, Daddy
slipped a coin, he says, it was his.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
You'd go and tales Miss.
Speaker 10 (17:10):
Hen Wright would go and the car and came up
heads three times.
Speaker 12 (17:22):
Ticket.
Speaker 10 (17:22):
Miss brook this is good not only for the game,
but a round trip ride.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
On the bus in admission to the dam. Oh, I
can hardly believe it. Oh, this is a real break,
miss Brook. You got just utterly the last ticket in school.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
One more thing, here's another memo from Daddy. He wants
you to read it very carefully. Let's see Schedule B
at seven thirty am. Band members and cheerleaders under supervision
of female chaperon. I know, Harriet, In fact, I knew
Schedule B when it was only schedule as Pardon me, Harriet.
I've got to tell someone about the news you just
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brought me, Oh, miss brook Oh someone, all right, Miss
brook And I know Miss Point will be tickled to
hear it.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Come then, Oh, hello, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
After you left, mister Boynton, I got to thinking about
our conversation.
Speaker 11 (18:15):
Need too, Miss Brooks, And I've decided that I'm not
going on the Clay City trip.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
After all, you're not going.
Speaker 11 (18:22):
I'm selling my ticket to mister Leblanche, the French teacher.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Selling your tickets. But mister Boyton, you're missing the trip
of the century. Modern buses the thrill of personal contact
with that adorable horde of people at the stadium. And
then there's a game itself, tense, exciting actions viewed from comfy,
form fitting beaver board seats.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Just a minute, miss Brooks, are you going tomorrow?
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Of course, I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Speaker 11 (18:56):
But you said in the cafeteria that you wouldn't go.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Somebody gave you ticket? What made you change your mind?
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Somebody gave me a ticket, Miss Brooks?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
What about all the King's men?
Speaker 5 (19:12):
All the King's men couldn't drag me away from place city?
And I'm surprised that you don't feel the same way.
Speaker 11 (19:19):
Well, I would like to root for the old team.
But I promised mister Leblanche the ticket, and once I
make a promise.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I keep it. Well, don't worry about me, miss Brooks.
Speaker 11 (19:28):
I'll find something to do on probably take miss Enwright
to a movie or something.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Miss Enright, Well, yeah, she loves movies. You know, she
loves sitting in movies. There's a difference. Honestly, mister Gorton,
I just can't understand you sometimes.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
How do you mean, Miss Brooks, doesn't.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
Being with the old team mean more to you? Than
being with old n Right. There's anything wrong with miss
Enright that a little chicanerie which I'm about to indulge
in couldn't eliminate along with miss.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Henright, I'm afraid I don't follow you, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Let's keep it that way, mister Boynton, at least temporarily.
I'll see you in a little while.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
Hia, Miss Brooks, have been looking all over for you,
and mister.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Conkton wants you to read this memo right away. Oh,
let's see that Walter schedule. See at seven thirty am,
band members and cheerleaders will board bus number one. Oh great,
I don't have to read this. I know this schedule backwards.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
You don't sound very enthusiastic about being chosen chaperone, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Frankly, Walter, I'm not so why not? Well, it's a long,
dull story in which the heroine cuts her own throat,
but boiled down it reads, mister Boynton isn't going now.
I'm stuck with a ticket for a trip. I don't
even want to make Miss Brooks.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Walter, you tiamos and right, if you ladies will excuse me, I've.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Got to get over to the supply room and pick
up some megaphones. We can finish our conversation in a
few minutes. Miss Brooks, thanks the meals again, Walter.
Speaker 7 (21:03):
Well, mister Compton told me that you won the toss,
Miss Brooks, and I spose good sportsmanship demands that I
offer my congratulations.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Well, thank you, Miss Anwright. That is very sporting of you.
Speaker 7 (21:13):
Of course, I have enough money in the bank to
go on my own, but there just isn't the ticket
to be had.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
I know there isn't. Wait a minute, what would his
ticket be worse to you, Miss Henry, Why do.
Speaker 7 (21:24):
You have an extra one this brook?
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Would you give five dollars for a ticket? Missn Right?
It includes bus fare and admissions to the dance. You know, wow, that.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
Sounds eminently fair, Miss brook here's the five dollars.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
And here's the ticket. Well, I have to be running
along now, Miss Henwright. Hope you have a nice time
over the weekend.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Oh, I'm sure we'll all have a nice time, you
and mister Boynton and myself, I'm sure we will.
Speaker 10 (21:46):
Miss ann right, Tobye, I wonder where she got this ticket?
Speaker 6 (21:52):
Well, I got all the equipment and stuff, and I
did Where did miss Brooks, go, I wanted to cheer
up a little, cheer her up. Yeah, she seems kind
of blue because mister Boyton isn't going to the game tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (22:04):
Mister Boyd is, so that's why she sold me the ticket, Walter,
Could I borrow one of those tenants you've got there?
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Oh shermsn right? So what kind do you want?
Speaker 7 (22:14):
Any kind?
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Just so it's nice and shocked. I mean, it's me again,
Miss Boynton.
Speaker 13 (22:28):
There's something I don't I'm glad you came back, Miss Brooks.
I've been thinking this over very carefully. I've decided that
I've just got to go and route for our team tomorrow.
Speaker 11 (22:40):
Those kids have never forgive me if I didn't come.
Mister le Blast will just have to understand.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
You don't mean that. Mister Boyne, you can't mean that
you're going to ride eighty miles in a dress old
and then buck a germ ridden mob for the privilege
of watching twenty two untalented children run into each other
while you're sitting on the stone bench with your feet
in your pocket.
Speaker 11 (23:04):
I'm sorry, Miss Brooks, you can't talk me out of it.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
This time. I'm going to the ball tomorrow up.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Oh but mister Bryton, stay right where you are, Miss
n Right, I'll come out. Excuse me, Miss Morton, Miss Brooks,
I thought i'd find you here. I know what you're thinking,
Miss Enwright, and you're perfectly justified in being annoyed with me.
But I'd like to make it up to you if
you'll let me. What do you mean, Miss brook here's
(23:30):
your five dollars back, give me the ticket. Well, I
didn't expect you to be dis honest. Here you are,
Miss Brooke. Thank you. Oh hello, Miss n Right, Oh hello,
mister Borington.
Speaker 7 (23:42):
I understand you're going.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
To be in town over the weekend.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
How about taking in a movie together tomorrow night.
Speaker 11 (23:48):
Oh I'm afraid that's out of the question, Miss end Right.
I'm going to play city tomorrow with the team.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
Well, Miss Brooks, you've done it again.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
That's two touchdowns for you. You already don't add up
the score yet. I'm hoping to make some conversions tomorrow,
Eva and all.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
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Speaker 8 (25:12):
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Speaker 4 (25:30):
And now once again, here is our Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Saturday morning, as per mister Conklin's schedules, I boarded the
SEVENOT thirty bus with the cheerleaders in the band. We
arrived at the Clay City Hotel about half an hour
before game time. Isn't this a swell room, Miss Brooks? Oh,
it's very nice, Harris. This is where we're going to
change our clothes for the dance tonight. The band has
a sweep right down the hall. I'll get it. Hello,
(25:53):
miss Brooks speaking.
Speaker 12 (25:55):
Hello, Miss Brooks, this is mister Conklin. All set up
in your.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Room, yes, and it's very comfortable. Mister Conklin, how.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Is your room splendid?
Speaker 12 (26:03):
Thank you, But that's not what I'm calling about. I
had water Tenton to live a schedule see to you yesterday,
Miss Brooked.
Speaker 9 (26:11):
Did you read it?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (26:12):
That wasn't necessary, mister Conklin. I remembered word for word
the instructions you outline in schedules.
Speaker 14 (26:17):
A and B.
Speaker 12 (26:18):
Uh, never mind A and B, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Do you have to have schedule C.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Handy, Yes, sir, it's right here in my purse.
Speaker 12 (26:26):
Then open it up and read it to me.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
I'll hang on. Yes, sir, here it is. It says
schedule see at seven thirty am. Band members and cheerleaders
will leave on bus number one. Due to the fact
that I have procured a much larger bus than was
previously planned, Bus number two has been canceled.
Speaker 12 (26:49):
Read on, Miss Brooke.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Therefore, chaperone will delay the departure of the bus until
eight am. Mister Conklin. If the second bus was canceled,
what transportation did you have?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
None?
Speaker 5 (27:03):
Miss Brooks, But you said you had a nice room.
Speaker 12 (27:15):
Oh, I have a lovely room.
Speaker 15 (27:17):
You've seen it done in early American lots of nice
maple and some fine old prints.
Speaker 12 (27:23):
There's only one thing I don't like about it, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
What's that, mister coon?
Speaker 15 (27:28):
It's in my home, eighty miles from Clay City.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
Oh this is terrible. I don't know what to say.
Mister Comson. Why I'm responsible for you being left all alone?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (27:44):
But I'm not alone, Miss Brooks, you're not. Oh no, oh,
there are twenty five.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Of us here, the entire Madison.
Speaker 15 (27:57):
Foot Now then Miss Brooks with the game due to
comments half an hour?
Speaker 12 (28:15):
Who is going to take the field against Place.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
City the Madison band? Mister confence the fan.
Speaker 12 (28:23):
You're going to have the band play football?
Speaker 5 (28:26):
No, sir, mule trains one way you'll be sure they're
with them.
Speaker 14 (28:35):
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Speaker 1 (28:58):
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Speaker 16 (28:58):
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shaves by using palm olive flather shaving cream.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Twelve hundred and fifty one men plied the.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Palm out of latherway to shave.
Speaker 16 (29:08):
Described on the two, and no matter how they shaved before,
three out.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Of four got more comfortable.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
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Speaker 16 (29:18):
See if you don't get more comfortable actually smoother shaves
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Speaker 2 (29:23):
Way or mystery liberally sprinkled with laughs.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Listen to mister and Missus North, the exciting fun fact
adventures of an amateur detective and.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
His beautiful wife.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Tune in Tuesday evening over most of these same stations
and be with us again next week at the same time.
Or another comedy episode of how Miss Brooks Bob Woman
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Speaker 1 (29:45):
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