August 7, 2025 • 29 mins
A sitcom following the life of a witty high school English teacher and her students, balancing educational chaos with clever humor. It’s beloved for its sharp writing and charm.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
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Speaker 2 (00:12):
Way to shave.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Bring you ar, Miss Brooks starring Keeve Harden. It's time
once again for another comedy episode of Our Miss Brooks
under the direction of al Lewis Well. In many of
these United States, winter seems to have settled down for
a protracted stay. Armis Brooks, who teaches English at Madison
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High School, doesn't seem to mind.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
No, indeed, I do enjoy the winter season.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
There are so many.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Activities to engage in ice skating, sleigh riding, building snowmen.
Of course, the last snowman I built melted after one dance.
But while we're on this, while we're on the subject
of snowmen's, I was seeking to my landlady just last
Friday morning about one Philip Borrington. It seems the bashful
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biologist had come out of his turtle neck sweater long
enough to invite me to Madison's annual matinee snowball. There.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
That's wonderful, Tonnie, and I just know you'll be the
bell of the ball.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
After that.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Outfit is so colorful and winkly looking, especially those lovely
blue spots.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I haven't put on my sock shirt. Maybe we ought
to turn the heat up, Missus Davis.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Of course, dear, but I am crazy about that sweater.
And the ear rings are divine. Even though they are
a bit large.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
These are not ear rings, Missus Davis. They happen to
be ear muffs. I'm just wearing them a little lower
than usual. SA See, I have what is known in
medical circles as cold loaves. I had nothing to worry about.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
I just don't want my.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Blue feet to get jealous. I'll put my cox and
shoes on right now. I brought them in with me.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Yes, you better get ready, Connie Walter Denton. They'll be
here to pick you up any minute. That death oh wad,
we're waiting. You still haven't told me how you got
mister Boyton to ask you to the dance.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
It wasn't easy, Missus Davis. I started my campaign weeks ago.
First of all, I played hard to Get for two
days vain, and then I played Available Jones for three.
After that, I changed my lipstick four times and used
six different brands of perfume in as many days, and
then then I bought two tickets to the dance and
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invited them. But it should be fine. Oh that's Walter,
now purming Walter. See you the night, missus Davis. Good morning, Walter.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Fairy, your.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Warrants and beauty bring cherry comfort to this frigid, icicle
ridden chariot.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Careful water, you're fogging up the windshield.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Here, I fitch to knock out, miss Brooks. Something news
been added.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Hasn't it.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
What do you mean those large woolen ear rings.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
These are ear muffs, cold lobes. Open your doors, Yes, ma'am,
I think it only fair to call it to your attention,
Miss Brooks, But you may not be so comfortable on
your way to school today.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
You see, I ain't ouch brought my skis with me.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You hadn't called it to my attention, I never would
have noticed them.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Anything broken.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
No, Fortunately, this woolen skirt doesn't splinter easily.
Speaker 8 (03:48):
Get gone.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Why don't you put these skis in the back of
the car, Walter, it's not big enough.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Oh, just hold him on your lap, Miss Brooks. That's
not big enough.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Here, I'll stand them up on the floor between us. Oh, no,
that wrong't work. You've got the top on today.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Oh just stick them through the hole in the.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
Top grab the wheel a minute, I'll show you.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
That's all right there, perfect fit.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
What is this metal contraption in the center of the skis, Walder, Oh, that.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Is my own invention, Miss Brooks. I call it the
Denton Claw. It's guaranteed to keep your skis on no
matter what. Really, it's not only that.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
But it's designed to keep your skis in perfect position
regardless of.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
What you're doing with your feet.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Suppose you're crushing grapes.
Speaker 7 (04:47):
It's no laughing matter, Miss Brooks. Oh, this is a
great contraption. I'm gonna try it out this afternoon in
a big hill back of school. But aren't you going
to the snowball dance in the gym today?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Sure, yeah, but a bunch of us kids are gonna
go skiing for an hour before the dance.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Say maybe you'd like to come along, Miss.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Brooks, not me, Waller. I've never been on a pair
of skis, and I'm perfectly contented to keep it that way.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
You don't know what you're missing, Miss Brooks. There's nothing
like sailing down those snowy slopes and taking a crack.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
At some Christie's and stems.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
There'll be no Christie's on my stems.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
But there's a wonderful sport and the exercise is great
for you. You ought to see those kids after a
half hour on that ski run. Their eyes are glowing
and their faces are red and tingling.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
That's not all. Their noses are red too. Yeah, that's
all i'd need. Why with my blue ear lobes and
a red nose, I look like somebody stuck a flag
in the snow. Good morning, mister Boton, all set for
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the dance this afternoon?
Speaker 9 (06:08):
Oh yes, indeed, Miss Brooks, I see you're all ready
for it too.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That's a very interesting.
Speaker 9 (06:12):
Outfit you're wearing. I'm especially fond of that winter gypsy motif.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Winter gypsy motif.
Speaker 9 (06:21):
Yes, those large woolen earrings, ear muff's cold lobes.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
We got a few minutes before class, mister Bingham, do
you mind if I sit down for a little chat?
Speaker 9 (06:33):
Not at all, but be careful way you said, I
brought ouch my skis to school.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Thanks mister. That's a very good tip, the second one
I received today. Here stand them in a corner all right.
Speaker 9 (06:49):
You see, there's gonna be a little time before the
pats begins, So I thought i'd go over to the
big hill behind.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
School this afternoon and do a little seeing in the
walk seeing.
Speaker 9 (07:03):
Oh there are other pronunciations, I suppose, but in England
and Norway, sheeing.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Is considered most acceptable.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Under the proper conditions. You can't knock it anywhere right away.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Miss Brooks. Are you interested in the sports?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Oh, quite a bit, mister, going here, except that I've
always called it king.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I mean, I mean, I've always called it skiing, skiing
or sheeing. I'm going out on the hill after school.
Would you like to come along with me?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Certainly?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Certainly. If it's one thing I'm just crazy to do,
it's to sail down that snowy expanse and try out
my Christie's and stemmis. Of course, I haven't had much
of an opportunity to see since coming to Madison, but
I know it'll all come back to me in a flash. Oh,
I see, you've got the poles that help you keep
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your balance. Just what do you call those poles, mister Biden?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Just poles?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
And what about those metal discs near the bottom. What
are they called?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
They're just called metal discs.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I got this thing down pad, haven't I? Well, if
you excuse me, now, I'm going to dig up a
pair of skis for this afternoon. I don't have a
pair of my own.
Speaker 9 (08:20):
I don't have any extra ones. Do you think you
can borrow some, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Don't worry, mister Baridon. I'll be out on that hill
with you this afternoon if I have to get a
long splendor in each foot. So you see, Walter, that's
why I asked you to stay after class. You've just
got to lend me those skis today.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
But miss Brooks, I spent my whole study period polishing
them up.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I mean, I haven't even tried these out myself yet.
But Walter, I was looking for you. Oh hi, miss Brooks.
Hello Harriet, Hi, Harriet. Well what's wrong? You two having
a beef?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Not a whole beef, Harriet, just a small filet. I'm
trying to convince him to lend me his skis just
for this afternoon.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Mister Boyting is going to give me a refresher course.
Refresher course. But you said you never skied in your life.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
That should make it all the more refreshing.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Of course, water will lend them to you, miss Brooks.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
But Harriet, we were going out to the hill, and
the hill won't disappear water, neither will the snow.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
We'll get to the dance earlier this way.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Yeah, but water, dear, which is more romantic racing up
and down a hill on a pair of sticks.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Or holding me close in your arms doing the mambo
jumbo skiser Brooks?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Good, Now show me how to put these things on
so I'll look like I practically know what I'm doing.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
This afternoon Camus Brooks fell with the new Danton clocks.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Relatively simple.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
That Just slip your feet through these metal toe plates.
That's right now, we just snapped this table.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Around your heel. Is this your new invention? Water?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
This is it?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Harriet's Now the other cable there?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
How they feel real cozy? I'll just take a few
steps and see if I can remain standing.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
May feel all right to me?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Now help me get them off, Walter. I've got another
class in a few minutes. Oh here, sit down, miss
brook Thanks Harriet.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Now we just dragged the binding here. Hold the cable lastly,
and give it a gentle tug in Presto, that's funny.
I'll try it again. Take hold of the binding here,
give the cable a yank here, and presto once again.
(10:47):
Presto what I'm doing so well?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
You better try ab acadabra.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
The cables seemed to be stuck. What's she? Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Now?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
I remember, oh, when I had the whole thing worked
out and assembled, I remembered leaving myself a notation about
one detail. It had to be perfected. What's that? Well?
Way to get him off? You mean you can't get
them off miss Brook's feet. Not calm down, everybody, don't
get panicky. We'll get them.
Speaker 7 (11:20):
Off by and by, by and by.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Look, Walder, while we're waiting for Bye and Bye to
get here. There's something you've just got to do so
I won't appear ridiculous in this classroom.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
What's that hat? Miss Brooks? Cut a hole in the
roof and let some snow in.
Speaker 10 (11:46):
Rush your teeth with.
Speaker 11 (11:47):
Cold gas Colgate Daniel cream and.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Clean jaw brath water toothpaste, water clean jer teeth, Coldgate toothpaste,
clean jaw Brath water toothpaste, watery Coldgate dental cream cleaned
your breath while it cleans your teeth and the cold
Gateway stops tooth decay best.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yes, the cold.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Gateway is the most thoroughly proved and accepted home method
of oral hygiene known today. Over two years research showed
brushing teeth right after eating with Coldgate dental cream helped
stop more decay for more people than ever before reported
in Dataprius history.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
The Cold Gateway stop tooth decay best.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
No other dentifriss emoniated or not, offers such conclusive proof.
And you should know that Colgates, while not mentioned by name,
was the only toothpaste used in the research on tooth decay,
recently reported in Reader's Digest. So always follow the Cold
Gateway to clean your breath while you clean your teeth.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
And stop tooth decay best.
Speaker 11 (12:47):
Rush your teeth with Coldgates Coldgate dental cream.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
It cleans your breath water toothpaste while cleaned your teeth,
and the cold Gateway stops tooth decayed best.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Well.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
The American teacher has been called upon to face many
a crisis, and I refuse to let the fact that
my ankles were locked to a pair of skis by
the Denton claw phaze.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Me one bit.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
When it came time for me to conduct my class.
I merely smiled, rose from my desk, and, with my
customary dignity and poise, stepped lightly to the blackboard.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Attention all of you. What's the matter with you kids?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Anyhow? Don't you think it's cold enough in this room
for skis? Now look at the blackboard, please, In order
to find the adjunct phrase in the sentence on the board,
I shall break it down into its component parts.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Now, where's that chalk? H I have some on my desk.
One moment, class, here it is, miss Brooks. I gotta
talk to you for a minute. I've got good news.
Kindly pick up your books. Class, Yes, Harriet, what do
you wanted to do with our books?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
I want you to put your noses in them, alsow
your mouths.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
I couldn't leave you here marooned in this predicament, Miss Brooks.
So guess what I brought for you? A Saint Bernard
with a keg of arsenic.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
No.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Now, I borrowt a hack saw from machine shop. I'll
get those skis off you no time. Now, sure, while
the class is busy reading, I'll just slide under your
desk leave get your imprisoned puppies in hack away.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Well, it's as good a time as any, I guess,
but be careful with that saw walder. Remember my ankle
bone is connected to the shin bone.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Here I go, Miss Brooks, Eh, I've got to get
these leather thongs first. They're even tougher than the wire cable.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
I'll work as fast as I can, though, I day
for mister Conklin to catch you with these slacks on.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Oh that's a charming thouce, especially when I recall what
a bug our beloved principle is on the personal appearance
of the faculty.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
All it has to happen.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Now at ease, class.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
It happened.
Speaker 8 (15:01):
Don't bother to get up, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
I mean, this is quite a surprise, sir. I didn't
expect you in my room this morning.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Ouch. Does my visit pain you so severely? Oh? No, sir.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
On the contrary, every time I see your smiling face,
I ouch.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
You give me a bit of a headache.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
You certainly are.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
But Miss Brooks, if I may, of course you may,
Miss Conklin, you may return to this classroom anytime you wish.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Well, goodbye, It's been nice to have seen.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
Oops.
Speaker 10 (15:33):
Oh you dropped your chalk under your desk, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 8 (15:36):
Let me get it for you.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
No, no, thank you, I've I've already got it.
Speaker 10 (15:39):
See amazing. It fell to the floor and you got
it without even bending over.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
My foot.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Handed it to me, my hands put it.
Speaker 12 (15:50):
I've got it.
Speaker 10 (15:50):
See.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I don't know what's.
Speaker 10 (15:52):
Wrong with you this morning, Miss Brooks, but I came
in to address your class, and with your permission, I'll
do so.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Permission granted, sir, very granted. Go right ahead, mister, And.
Speaker 10 (16:01):
Now then most of you are aware of the fact that,
by din't of much argument and persuasion, I recently prevailed
upon the Board of Education to appropriate one thousand dollars
for the purpose of restanding and completely refinishing the flaws
throughout this building and in our gymnasium. This work has
been done and done well.
Speaker 8 (16:18):
Yet, only moments ago, in the hallway.
Speaker 10 (16:20):
In flagrant violation of my posted notice to preserve the
school flaws, I discovered the soggy prints of a pair
of skis.
Speaker 8 (16:31):
Something in your throat, Miss Brooke, just my heart.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Please continue, mister.
Speaker 8 (16:36):
Carson, but I don't like to have to resort to
these methods.
Speaker 10 (16:39):
But I must ask all you students to swing your
feet into the aisles and I will pass among you
to inspect them.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I'll take this row.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
First, right now, Quiet class, whatever you do, don't talk.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
This file isn't very sharp, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Then, for heaven's sake, start biting Walter. Do my dish.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
I'm not dying. You're playing this little Piggy.
Speaker 8 (16:58):
And Roy and more if you olding one doesn't seem
to be in this class, Miss Brooks, have you looked
in the cloakroom.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Believe me, the skis aren't in the cloakroom, Sir. I
wish they were, but they're not.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
That is if you have to go back to your
office now.
Speaker 10 (17:14):
You have another class coming in shortly, Miss Brooks. I'll
wait for them.
Speaker 8 (17:17):
Meanwhile, carry on with this one.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
But it's quite a.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Boring lesson today, mister Conklin. You see, I was about
to tell my class which is the adjunct phrase on
the blackboard?
Speaker 10 (17:25):
And I don't merely tell them, Miss Brooks. They'll retain
it much better if you go to the blackboard and.
Speaker 12 (17:30):
Check it off.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Go to the blackboard, yes.
Speaker 8 (17:34):
Miss Brooke, and that one's at once, yes, Miss Brookes.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
No much very well.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
There the phrase is checked off.
Speaker 8 (17:54):
Well, that's more like it, and I must stay. You
walk very gracefully and those skis you're wearing.
Speaker 10 (18:01):
But now that you've checked off the adjunct phrase, miss Brooks,
it seems to me that you ought to discuss all
the component parts of the sentence, such as prepositions, adjectives, verbs, add.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
No, steege you're wearing?
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Seezer what skis?
Speaker 10 (18:22):
I am waiting, Miss Brooks, drag those warped planks out
from under.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
That desk of yours and bring them here.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
But mister Conklin, I out, I can't imagine I'm waiting,
Miss Brooks. Very well, sir, here, I am see I'm
not wearing skis.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
No, no, you're not.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
But would you mind telling me, nature girl, why you're
conducting this class in your bare feet?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
I'm just trying to preserve the floor, as mister Conklin,
I just kicked my shoes off under the desk.
Speaker 8 (18:54):
I'll just have a look under that desk.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
But there's nothing down there, but shoes took my way.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I look for myself.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Is right, there's nothing down here, but I shoes.
Speaker 10 (19:05):
Just a b I suspective water Denton A hack saw.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
And the ski.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
It's the old eternal triangle.
Speaker 10 (19:14):
I'll deal with you both in my office after school.
And now, Miss Brooks, hand those skis.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Over to me.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Here you are, mister Conklin.
Speaker 8 (19:22):
You seem to have broken my glasses. Miss Brookes, you
know I didn't mean this.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
You never do, you know, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 10 (19:35):
For most people, skis are synonymous with helpful, invigorating exercise.
But in your position, somehow they become a lethal weapon.
I never want to see a pair on or near
you again, Is that clear?
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Yes, sir? But about your glasses.
Speaker 10 (19:50):
Knowing I might make contact with you today, I brought
my extra pair along. If you just stepped back a
pace or two, I'll slip them off. Uh there now,
if you'll be good enough to reach back and hadding
meet the other ski, the other one.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Oh, yes, here you are. What have I done? Oh?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I'm terribly upset, mister Conklin.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
You must be.
Speaker 8 (20:14):
You only broke a window this time.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Not very good aim for you.
Speaker 8 (20:21):
I still have my glasses, yes.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Sir, and I still have the ski you asked for.
Here it is, mister Conklin.
Speaker 8 (20:36):
Good shocked girl.
Speaker 9 (20:49):
Some of the old ski hill is just up a headness, Brooks.
I wish we could have started earlier. It's getting pretty
hippie out.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
The delay was unavoidable, mister Boynton. Right after school, mister
Conklin summoned Walter, Danton and me to a meeting in
his office. You know how strict he is about parliamentary procedure.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Yes I do. We had the floor for over an hour,
you and Walter.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Yes, he waxed and I polished.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
But that's all behind us now.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Yes, let's forget about school and discipline. Well, this is
the summit. We'll take off from here.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
You will take off from here. I'm just a spectator.
I don't even have any skis.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I know, but we'll share mine. Ladies. First, miss Brooks,
here I'll slip the mind for you.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Oh no, please, I wouldn't think of it.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Nonsense. Give me a right foot first.
Speaker 9 (21:31):
No, mister Barne, just leaned down, lay your head close
to mine and put your arms around my shoulders.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Well, if you're going to bribe me, there's.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
One and there's the other. Also had to take office, Brooks.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Wait, it looks much different from the top than it
did from below.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Boiler.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Oh no, I've got to work fast.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Skihile, mister Conklin, why are you covering your skis with snow? Brooks?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I'll explain later, mister Boynton, pretty well hidden now, Hello.
Speaker 8 (22:04):
Boydon, what a delightful winter's day.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Hello, mister Conklin.
Speaker 8 (22:08):
Turned pretty raw, didn't.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Well? Miss Brooks?
Speaker 8 (22:13):
How have you been behaving yourself since I saw you
last two pair of glasses ago?
Speaker 9 (22:20):
I notice you don't have your skis on, mister Conklin.
Aren't you going to take advantage of the snow today?
Speaker 8 (22:24):
Me get on a pair of skis with my blood pressure?
Speaker 13 (22:27):
No, thank you.
Speaker 10 (22:28):
I just came up to look at the scenery and
get a breath of fresh air before plunging into the
fetid atmosphere of that dance in the gym.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
You make it sound like fun.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Oh the huge lovely from here. All right, but you'll
have to step a bit closer to the edge of.
Speaker 9 (22:42):
The hill, mister Conklin. If you really want to get
a bird's eye view.
Speaker 10 (22:45):
That, mister Boynton is for the birds. I'll just stand
here behind miss Brooks and take a peek over her shoulder.
Speaker 8 (22:59):
Yeah, it looks like a terrifying descent.
Speaker 9 (23:02):
Oh, there's nothing to it, sir, Non watch how miss
Brooks sails down.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I'll just give you a flying start, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Wit the boy, wait for me.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Here you go?
Speaker 4 (23:09):
No, where did that wind come from? You're doing flying.
Speaker 9 (23:16):
Those rocks?
Speaker 6 (23:17):
Rocks?
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Where are the brakes on these things?
Speaker 13 (23:20):
You say it out, sending Brooks. Slow down a bit,
Slow down, you're going too fast.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
I can't blow down.
Speaker 13 (23:29):
Were limps from Pessivent bully. Look out your head away
for that big tree.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Look out for that tree. It's the only way I
can stump.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
But if I can just grab one of the branches,
here goes. I did it, Thank Heaven, What an experience.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Mind?
Speaker 6 (23:59):
If I get off now, please, sir, I didn't.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Know I had a hit shiker.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
And the wind was blowing.
Speaker 13 (24:28):
Oh stop mumbling one and explain if you can.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
They definitely at the violence.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
It wasn't intentional, sir. I had no way of knowing
you were in the kaboos.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Well, sir, if you want the truth, I did know
there was something in back of me.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
You did, certainly, But the way I was too clover,
I thought it was me.
Speaker 8 (25:02):
Eve arden is ar.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Miss Brooks returns in just a moment. But first you get.
Speaker 11 (25:06):
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Priceless Way. Get smoother, more comfortable, comfortable shaves the pal
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Speaker 1 (25:20):
Hey, that's a fact, man, You can get smoother, yes,
more comfortable shaves. The pa Mala Rushless shaving cream Way.
Just revelvet smooth Palmali.
Speaker 8 (25:29):
Brushless into your beard.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
You'll find it whilst the toughest whiskers actually protect your
skin by providing a soft film that floats your razor's
cutting edge. Remember, over twelve hundred men test it the
Pomali Brushless Shaving Cream Way following directions on the package,
and no matter how they shaved before, three out of
four reported beards easier to cut, less razor pull, smoother,
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more comfortable, yes, more comfortable shaves. So men, try the
Palmli Brushless Way yourself, even in cold or hard water.
Speaker 8 (26:02):
You get a close, clean.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Shave and a smoother, more comfortable, yes, a more comfortable shave.
Speaker 11 (26:09):
You get smoother, more comfortable, comfortable shave the f Malive
bruceless way.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Next time you shave, p the palm Olive Brushless Shaving
Green Way.
Speaker 12 (26:26):
And now once again here is our Miss Brooks Well
mister Conklin soon followed his gradually descending blood pressure down
the side of the hill, and shortly afterwards, mister Boynton
and I approached the gym.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
You did very well on those skis I loaned you,
Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
I'm still alive, if that's what you mean, but I
was rather surprised that they didn't slip off when I
hit the tree.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Boy, you've got to give water credit. That invention of
his really does a job.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
What you mean he put the den claw on your
skis too?
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Certainly? Well?
Speaker 9 (26:57):
I see the bands getting ready to play a number.
May I have this dance, Chris Brooks?
Speaker 3 (27:01):
I wouldn't be without it.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
This is Burn's best reminding you to say next week
to another armist.
Speaker 8 (27:21):
Brook Show Rock to you by.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Pamali k Tree for a smoother, more comfortable letter Bathe
and baul Gate dellel Training to clean your breath while
you clean your teeth and help stop Tuesday Gay or
Miss Brooks starring Eve Varden is produced by Larry Burns,
written by Al Lewis and Joe Quillan, with the music
of Wilbrahtch. Mister Boynton is played by Jeff Chandler. Mister
Conkman by Gail Gordon. Others in tonight's cast were Jane Morgan, Dick.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Crenna, and Gloria McMillan.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
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And if a bit of food should cling, a touch
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Speaker 8 (28:03):
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Speaker 1 (28:03):
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and grease. So all dishes need is a quick rinse
and they dry sparkling without.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Washing or wiping.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
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Then you can wash them shiny clean without hard scouring.
What's more, Bell is a miracle of mildness, So get
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Speaker 2 (28:22):
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Speaker 1 (28:30):
King's Row comes to radio tomorrow. If you loved King's
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King's Row can be heard on most of these Columbia
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three fifteen pm Eastern Standard Time and be with us
again next week at the same time, or another comedy
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episode of Armis Brooks Bob Laman speaking than
Speaker 10 (28:58):
Rod Fat, Clean System schools, schools, schools, scho schools, sch
schools at school, starts schools, school
Colgate Dental cream to clean your breath while you clean
your teeth and help stop tooth decay. And Palmelly sheet
creams for a smoother, more comfortable.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Way to shave.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Bring you ar, Miss Brooks starring Keeve Harden. It's time
once again for another comedy episode of Our Miss Brooks
under the direction of al Lewis Well. In many of
these United States, winter seems to have settled down for
a protracted stay. Armis Brooks, who teaches English at Madison
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High School, doesn't seem to mind.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
No, indeed, I do enjoy the winter season.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
There are so many.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Activities to engage in ice skating, sleigh riding, building snowmen.
Of course, the last snowman I built melted after one dance.
But while we're on this, while we're on the subject
of snowmen's, I was seeking to my landlady just last
Friday morning about one Philip Borrington. It seems the bashful
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biologist had come out of his turtle neck sweater long
enough to invite me to Madison's annual matinee snowball. There.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
That's wonderful, Tonnie, and I just know you'll be the
bell of the ball.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
After that.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Outfit is so colorful and winkly looking, especially those lovely
blue spots.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I haven't put on my sock shirt. Maybe we ought
to turn the heat up, Missus Davis.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Of course, dear, but I am crazy about that sweater.
And the ear rings are divine. Even though they are
a bit large.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
These are not ear rings, Missus Davis. They happen to
be ear muffs. I'm just wearing them a little lower
than usual. SA See, I have what is known in
medical circles as cold loaves. I had nothing to worry about.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
I just don't want my.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Blue feet to get jealous. I'll put my cox and
shoes on right now. I brought them in with me.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Yes, you better get ready, Connie Walter Denton. They'll be
here to pick you up any minute. That death oh wad,
we're waiting. You still haven't told me how you got
mister Boyton to ask you to the dance.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
It wasn't easy, Missus Davis. I started my campaign weeks ago.
First of all, I played hard to Get for two
days vain, and then I played Available Jones for three.
After that, I changed my lipstick four times and used
six different brands of perfume in as many days, and
then then I bought two tickets to the dance and
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invited them. But it should be fine. Oh that's Walter,
now purming Walter. See you the night, missus Davis. Good morning, Walter.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Fairy, your.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Warrants and beauty bring cherry comfort to this frigid, icicle
ridden chariot.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Careful water, you're fogging up the windshield.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Here, I fitch to knock out, miss Brooks. Something news
been added.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Hasn't it.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
What do you mean those large woolen ear rings.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
These are ear muffs, cold lobes. Open your doors, Yes, ma'am,
I think it only fair to call it to your attention,
Miss Brooks, But you may not be so comfortable on
your way to school today.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
You see, I ain't ouch brought my skis with me.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You hadn't called it to my attention, I never would
have noticed them.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Anything broken.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
No, Fortunately, this woolen skirt doesn't splinter easily.
Speaker 8 (03:48):
Get gone.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Why don't you put these skis in the back of
the car, Walter, it's not big enough.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Oh, just hold him on your lap, Miss Brooks. That's
not big enough.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Here, I'll stand them up on the floor between us. Oh, no,
that wrong't work. You've got the top on today.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Oh just stick them through the hole in the.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
Top grab the wheel a minute, I'll show you.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
That's all right there, perfect fit.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
What is this metal contraption in the center of the skis, Walder, Oh, that.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Is my own invention, Miss Brooks. I call it the
Denton Claw. It's guaranteed to keep your skis on no
matter what. Really, it's not only that.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
But it's designed to keep your skis in perfect position
regardless of.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
What you're doing with your feet.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Suppose you're crushing grapes.
Speaker 7 (04:47):
It's no laughing matter, Miss Brooks. Oh, this is a
great contraption. I'm gonna try it out this afternoon in
a big hill back of school. But aren't you going
to the snowball dance in the gym today?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Sure, yeah, but a bunch of us kids are gonna
go skiing for an hour before the dance.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Say maybe you'd like to come along, Miss.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Brooks, not me, Waller. I've never been on a pair
of skis, and I'm perfectly contented to keep it that way.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
You don't know what you're missing, Miss Brooks. There's nothing
like sailing down those snowy slopes and taking a crack.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
At some Christie's and stems.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
There'll be no Christie's on my stems.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
But there's a wonderful sport and the exercise is great
for you. You ought to see those kids after a
half hour on that ski run. Their eyes are glowing
and their faces are red and tingling.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
That's not all. Their noses are red too. Yeah, that's
all i'd need. Why with my blue ear lobes and
a red nose, I look like somebody stuck a flag
in the snow. Good morning, mister Boton, all set for
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the dance this afternoon?
Speaker 9 (06:08):
Oh yes, indeed, Miss Brooks, I see you're all ready
for it too.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That's a very interesting.
Speaker 9 (06:12):
Outfit you're wearing. I'm especially fond of that winter gypsy motif.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Winter gypsy motif.
Speaker 9 (06:21):
Yes, those large woolen earrings, ear muff's cold lobes.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
We got a few minutes before class, mister Bingham, do
you mind if I sit down for a little chat?
Speaker 9 (06:33):
Not at all, but be careful way you said, I
brought ouch my skis to school.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Thanks mister. That's a very good tip, the second one
I received today. Here stand them in a corner all right.
Speaker 9 (06:49):
You see, there's gonna be a little time before the
pats begins, So I thought i'd go over to the
big hill behind.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
School this afternoon and do a little seeing in the
walk seeing.
Speaker 9 (07:03):
Oh there are other pronunciations, I suppose, but in England
and Norway, sheeing.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Is considered most acceptable.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Under the proper conditions. You can't knock it anywhere right away.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Miss Brooks. Are you interested in the sports?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Oh, quite a bit, mister, going here, except that I've
always called it king.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I mean, I mean, I've always called it skiing, skiing
or sheeing. I'm going out on the hill after school.
Would you like to come along with me?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Certainly?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Certainly. If it's one thing I'm just crazy to do,
it's to sail down that snowy expanse and try out
my Christie's and stemmis. Of course, I haven't had much
of an opportunity to see since coming to Madison, but
I know it'll all come back to me in a flash. Oh,
I see, you've got the poles that help you keep
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your balance. Just what do you call those poles, mister Biden?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Just poles?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
And what about those metal discs near the bottom. What
are they called?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
They're just called metal discs.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I got this thing down pad, haven't I? Well, if
you excuse me, now, I'm going to dig up a
pair of skis for this afternoon. I don't have a
pair of my own.
Speaker 9 (08:20):
I don't have any extra ones. Do you think you
can borrow some, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Don't worry, mister Baridon. I'll be out on that hill
with you this afternoon if I have to get a
long splendor in each foot. So you see, Walter, that's
why I asked you to stay after class. You've just
got to lend me those skis today.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
But miss Brooks, I spent my whole study period polishing
them up.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I mean, I haven't even tried these out myself yet.
But Walter, I was looking for you. Oh hi, miss Brooks.
Hello Harriet, Hi, Harriet. Well what's wrong? You two having
a beef?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Not a whole beef, Harriet, just a small filet. I'm
trying to convince him to lend me his skis just
for this afternoon.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Mister Boyting is going to give me a refresher course.
Refresher course. But you said you never skied in your life.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
That should make it all the more refreshing.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Of course, water will lend them to you, miss Brooks.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
But Harriet, we were going out to the hill, and
the hill won't disappear water, neither will the snow.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
We'll get to the dance earlier this way.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Yeah, but water, dear, which is more romantic racing up
and down a hill on a pair of sticks.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Or holding me close in your arms doing the mambo
jumbo skiser Brooks?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Good, Now show me how to put these things on
so I'll look like I practically know what I'm doing.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
This afternoon Camus Brooks fell with the new Danton clocks.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Relatively simple.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
That Just slip your feet through these metal toe plates.
That's right now, we just snapped this table.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Around your heel. Is this your new invention? Water?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
This is it?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Harriet's Now the other cable there?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
How they feel real cozy? I'll just take a few
steps and see if I can remain standing.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
May feel all right to me?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Now help me get them off, Walter. I've got another
class in a few minutes. Oh here, sit down, miss
brook Thanks Harriet.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Now we just dragged the binding here. Hold the cable lastly,
and give it a gentle tug in Presto, that's funny.
I'll try it again. Take hold of the binding here,
give the cable a yank here, and presto once again.
(10:47):
Presto what I'm doing so well?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
You better try ab acadabra.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
The cables seemed to be stuck. What's she? Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Now?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
I remember, oh, when I had the whole thing worked
out and assembled, I remembered leaving myself a notation about
one detail. It had to be perfected. What's that? Well?
Way to get him off? You mean you can't get
them off miss Brook's feet. Not calm down, everybody, don't
get panicky. We'll get them.
Speaker 7 (11:20):
Off by and by, by and by.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Look, Walder, while we're waiting for Bye and Bye to
get here. There's something you've just got to do so
I won't appear ridiculous in this classroom.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
What's that hat? Miss Brooks? Cut a hole in the
roof and let some snow in.
Speaker 10 (11:46):
Rush your teeth with.
Speaker 11 (11:47):
Cold gas Colgate Daniel cream and.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Clean jaw brath water toothpaste, water clean jer teeth, Coldgate toothpaste,
clean jaw Brath water toothpaste, watery Coldgate dental cream cleaned
your breath while it cleans your teeth and the cold
Gateway stops tooth decay best.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yes, the cold.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Gateway is the most thoroughly proved and accepted home method
of oral hygiene known today. Over two years research showed
brushing teeth right after eating with Coldgate dental cream helped
stop more decay for more people than ever before reported
in Dataprius history.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
The Cold Gateway stop tooth decay best.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
No other dentifriss emoniated or not, offers such conclusive proof.
And you should know that Colgates, while not mentioned by name,
was the only toothpaste used in the research on tooth decay,
recently reported in Reader's Digest. So always follow the Cold
Gateway to clean your breath while you clean your teeth.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
And stop tooth decay best.
Speaker 11 (12:47):
Rush your teeth with Coldgates Coldgate dental cream.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
It cleans your breath water toothpaste while cleaned your teeth,
and the cold Gateway stops tooth decayed best.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Well.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
The American teacher has been called upon to face many
a crisis, and I refuse to let the fact that
my ankles were locked to a pair of skis by
the Denton claw phaze.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Me one bit.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
When it came time for me to conduct my class.
I merely smiled, rose from my desk, and, with my
customary dignity and poise, stepped lightly to the blackboard.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Attention all of you. What's the matter with you kids?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Anyhow? Don't you think it's cold enough in this room
for skis? Now look at the blackboard, please, In order
to find the adjunct phrase in the sentence on the board,
I shall break it down into its component parts.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Now, where's that chalk? H I have some on my desk.
One moment, class, here it is, miss Brooks. I gotta
talk to you for a minute. I've got good news.
Kindly pick up your books. Class, Yes, Harriet, what do
you wanted to do with our books?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
I want you to put your noses in them, alsow
your mouths.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
I couldn't leave you here marooned in this predicament, Miss Brooks.
So guess what I brought for you? A Saint Bernard
with a keg of arsenic.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
No.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Now, I borrowt a hack saw from machine shop. I'll
get those skis off you no time. Now, sure, while
the class is busy reading, I'll just slide under your
desk leave get your imprisoned puppies in hack away.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Well, it's as good a time as any, I guess,
but be careful with that saw walder. Remember my ankle
bone is connected to the shin bone.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Here I go, Miss Brooks, Eh, I've got to get
these leather thongs first. They're even tougher than the wire cable.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
I'll work as fast as I can, though, I day
for mister Conklin to catch you with these slacks on.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Oh that's a charming thouce, especially when I recall what
a bug our beloved principle is on the personal appearance
of the faculty.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
All it has to happen.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Now at ease, class.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
It happened.
Speaker 8 (15:01):
Don't bother to get up, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
I mean, this is quite a surprise, sir. I didn't
expect you in my room this morning.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Ouch. Does my visit pain you so severely? Oh? No, sir.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
On the contrary, every time I see your smiling face,
I ouch.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
You give me a bit of a headache.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
You certainly are.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
But Miss Brooks, if I may, of course you may,
Miss Conklin, you may return to this classroom anytime you wish.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Well, goodbye, It's been nice to have seen.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
Oops.
Speaker 10 (15:33):
Oh you dropped your chalk under your desk, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 8 (15:36):
Let me get it for you.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
No, no, thank you, I've I've already got it.
Speaker 10 (15:39):
See amazing. It fell to the floor and you got
it without even bending over.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
My foot.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Handed it to me, my hands put it.
Speaker 12 (15:50):
I've got it.
Speaker 10 (15:50):
See.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I don't know what's.
Speaker 10 (15:52):
Wrong with you this morning, Miss Brooks, but I came
in to address your class, and with your permission, I'll
do so.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Permission granted, sir, very granted. Go right ahead, mister, And.
Speaker 10 (16:01):
Now then most of you are aware of the fact that,
by din't of much argument and persuasion, I recently prevailed
upon the Board of Education to appropriate one thousand dollars
for the purpose of restanding and completely refinishing the flaws
throughout this building and in our gymnasium. This work has
been done and done well.
Speaker 8 (16:18):
Yet, only moments ago, in the hallway.
Speaker 10 (16:20):
In flagrant violation of my posted notice to preserve the
school flaws, I discovered the soggy prints of a pair
of skis.
Speaker 8 (16:31):
Something in your throat, Miss Brooke, just my heart.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Please continue, mister.
Speaker 8 (16:36):
Carson, but I don't like to have to resort to
these methods.
Speaker 10 (16:39):
But I must ask all you students to swing your
feet into the aisles and I will pass among you
to inspect them.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I'll take this row.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
First, right now, Quiet class, whatever you do, don't talk.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
This file isn't very sharp, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Then, for heaven's sake, start biting Walter. Do my dish.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
I'm not dying. You're playing this little Piggy.
Speaker 8 (16:58):
And Roy and more if you olding one doesn't seem
to be in this class, Miss Brooks, have you looked
in the cloakroom.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Believe me, the skis aren't in the cloakroom, Sir. I
wish they were, but they're not.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
That is if you have to go back to your
office now.
Speaker 10 (17:14):
You have another class coming in shortly, Miss Brooks. I'll
wait for them.
Speaker 8 (17:17):
Meanwhile, carry on with this one.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
But it's quite a.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Boring lesson today, mister Conklin. You see, I was about
to tell my class which is the adjunct phrase on
the blackboard?
Speaker 10 (17:25):
And I don't merely tell them, Miss Brooks. They'll retain
it much better if you go to the blackboard and.
Speaker 12 (17:30):
Check it off.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Go to the blackboard, yes.
Speaker 8 (17:34):
Miss Brooke, and that one's at once, yes, Miss Brookes.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
No much very well.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
There the phrase is checked off.
Speaker 8 (17:54):
Well, that's more like it, and I must stay. You
walk very gracefully and those skis you're wearing.
Speaker 10 (18:01):
But now that you've checked off the adjunct phrase, miss Brooks,
it seems to me that you ought to discuss all
the component parts of the sentence, such as prepositions, adjectives, verbs, add.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
No, steege you're wearing?
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Seezer what skis?
Speaker 10 (18:22):
I am waiting, Miss Brooks, drag those warped planks out
from under.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
That desk of yours and bring them here.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
But mister Conklin, I out, I can't imagine I'm waiting,
Miss Brooks. Very well, sir, here, I am see I'm
not wearing skis.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
No, no, you're not.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
But would you mind telling me, nature girl, why you're
conducting this class in your bare feet?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
I'm just trying to preserve the floor, as mister Conklin,
I just kicked my shoes off under the desk.
Speaker 8 (18:54):
I'll just have a look under that desk.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
But there's nothing down there, but shoes took my way.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I look for myself.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Is right, there's nothing down here, but I shoes.
Speaker 10 (19:05):
Just a b I suspective water Denton A hack saw.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
And the ski.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
It's the old eternal triangle.
Speaker 10 (19:14):
I'll deal with you both in my office after school.
And now, Miss Brooks, hand those skis.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Over to me.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Here you are, mister Conklin.
Speaker 8 (19:22):
You seem to have broken my glasses. Miss Brookes, you
know I didn't mean this.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
You never do, you know, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 10 (19:35):
For most people, skis are synonymous with helpful, invigorating exercise.
But in your position, somehow they become a lethal weapon.
I never want to see a pair on or near
you again, Is that clear?
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Yes, sir? But about your glasses.
Speaker 10 (19:50):
Knowing I might make contact with you today, I brought
my extra pair along. If you just stepped back a
pace or two, I'll slip them off. Uh there now,
if you'll be good enough to reach back and hadding
meet the other ski, the other one.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Oh, yes, here you are. What have I done? Oh?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I'm terribly upset, mister Conklin.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
You must be.
Speaker 8 (20:14):
You only broke a window this time.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Not very good aim for you.
Speaker 8 (20:21):
I still have my glasses, yes.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Sir, and I still have the ski you asked for.
Here it is, mister Conklin.
Speaker 8 (20:36):
Good shocked girl.
Speaker 9 (20:49):
Some of the old ski hill is just up a headness, Brooks.
I wish we could have started earlier. It's getting pretty
hippie out.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
The delay was unavoidable, mister Boynton. Right after school, mister
Conklin summoned Walter, Danton and me to a meeting in
his office. You know how strict he is about parliamentary procedure.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Yes I do. We had the floor for over an hour,
you and Walter.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Yes, he waxed and I polished.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
But that's all behind us now.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Yes, let's forget about school and discipline. Well, this is
the summit. We'll take off from here.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
You will take off from here. I'm just a spectator.
I don't even have any skis.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I know, but we'll share mine. Ladies. First, miss Brooks,
here I'll slip the mind for you.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Oh no, please, I wouldn't think of it.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Nonsense. Give me a right foot first.
Speaker 9 (21:31):
No, mister Barne, just leaned down, lay your head close
to mine and put your arms around my shoulders.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Well, if you're going to bribe me, there's.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
One and there's the other. Also had to take office, Brooks.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Wait, it looks much different from the top than it
did from below.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Boiler.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Oh no, I've got to work fast.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Skihile, mister Conklin, why are you covering your skis with snow? Brooks?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I'll explain later, mister Boynton, pretty well hidden now, Hello.
Speaker 8 (22:04):
Boydon, what a delightful winter's day.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Hello, mister Conklin.
Speaker 8 (22:08):
Turned pretty raw, didn't.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Well? Miss Brooks?
Speaker 8 (22:13):
How have you been behaving yourself since I saw you
last two pair of glasses ago?
Speaker 9 (22:20):
I notice you don't have your skis on, mister Conklin.
Aren't you going to take advantage of the snow today?
Speaker 8 (22:24):
Me get on a pair of skis with my blood pressure?
Speaker 13 (22:27):
No, thank you.
Speaker 10 (22:28):
I just came up to look at the scenery and
get a breath of fresh air before plunging into the
fetid atmosphere of that dance in the gym.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
You make it sound like fun.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Oh the huge lovely from here. All right, but you'll
have to step a bit closer to the edge of.
Speaker 9 (22:42):
The hill, mister Conklin. If you really want to get
a bird's eye view.
Speaker 10 (22:45):
That, mister Boynton is for the birds. I'll just stand
here behind miss Brooks and take a peek over her shoulder.
Speaker 8 (22:59):
Yeah, it looks like a terrifying descent.
Speaker 9 (23:02):
Oh, there's nothing to it, sir, Non watch how miss
Brooks sails down.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I'll just give you a flying start, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Wit the boy, wait for me.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Here you go?
Speaker 4 (23:09):
No, where did that wind come from? You're doing flying.
Speaker 9 (23:16):
Those rocks?
Speaker 6 (23:17):
Rocks?
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Where are the brakes on these things?
Speaker 13 (23:20):
You say it out, sending Brooks. Slow down a bit,
Slow down, you're going too fast.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
I can't blow down.
Speaker 13 (23:29):
Were limps from Pessivent bully. Look out your head away
for that big tree.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Look out for that tree. It's the only way I
can stump.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
But if I can just grab one of the branches,
here goes. I did it, Thank Heaven, What an experience.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Mind?
Speaker 6 (23:59):
If I get off now, please, sir, I didn't.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Know I had a hit shiker.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
And the wind was blowing.
Speaker 13 (24:28):
Oh stop mumbling one and explain if you can.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
They definitely at the violence.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
It wasn't intentional, sir. I had no way of knowing
you were in the kaboos.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Well, sir, if you want the truth, I did know
there was something in back of me.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
You did, certainly, But the way I was too clover,
I thought it was me.
Speaker 8 (25:02):
Eve arden is ar.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Miss Brooks returns in just a moment. But first you get.
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Speaker 12 (26:26):
And now once again here is our Miss Brooks Well
mister Conklin soon followed his gradually descending blood pressure down
the side of the hill, and shortly afterwards, mister Boynton
and I approached the gym.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
You did very well on those skis I loaned you,
Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
I'm still alive, if that's what you mean, but I
was rather surprised that they didn't slip off when I
hit the tree.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Boy, you've got to give water credit. That invention of
his really does a job.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
What you mean he put the den claw on your
skis too?
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Certainly? Well?
Speaker 9 (26:57):
I see the bands getting ready to play a number.
May I have this dance, Chris Brooks?
Speaker 3 (27:01):
I wouldn't be without it.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
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Miss Brooks starring Eve Varden is produced by Larry Burns,
written by Al Lewis and Joe Quillan, with the music
of Wilbrahtch. Mister Boynton is played by Jeff Chandler. Mister
Conkman by Gail Gordon. Others in tonight's cast were Jane Morgan, Dick.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Crenna, and Gloria McMillan.
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