Patch Notes 3.0

In this episode of PatchNotes3.0, the hosts dive into a variety of topics, starting with the spooky season and ghost stories. They engage in small talk about books, sports, and music, with Miguel sharing his experiences with an upcoming exam. The conversation shifts to football insights, discussing MVP candidates and team performances, before moving on to Champions League highlights and soccer comparisons. A real-life heist sparks ...

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, the hosts engage in a lively discussion that covers a range of topics from personal experiences to sports and music. Miguel shares his anxiety-filled experience preparing for an important exam, while Sergio dives into his recent musical explorations, grading albums, and sharing his top picks. The conversation shifts to the ongoing debate between Messi and Ronaldo, with Sergio presenting statistic...

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, Sergio puts Robert and Miguel through a three-round pop-culture gauntlet that tests their movie, music, and anime knowledge.
The boys start with an actor face-off—DiCaprio, Hathaway, The Rock, Samuel L. Jackson, Jennifer Lawrence, and Timothée Chalamet—before moving to a song showdown featuring Taylor Swift, Drake, Bruno Mars, Kendrick Lamar, and Lady Gaga.
Miguel battles some painful memory gaps (...

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, the boys play a full-blown Higher / Lower showdown across five ridiculous categories: animal top speeds, movie counts for A-list actors, which sports franchises are actually older, YouTube’s most-viewed videos, and the Google popularity of cryptids (yes, really). Before the chaos: Cowboys/Jets talk, book & show updates (Silo/Wool, Lost, Breaking Bad), Serge’s push to Grandmaster in League, Sp...

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, the boys return from a two-week break and immediately let AI sabotage the show. We run a classic vs. cult (and chaos) emoji-movie showdown featuring Nosferatu, Seven, The Exorcist, Shutter Island, Interstellar, Braveheart, Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, and more—except the emojis are… questionable.
Plus: Miguel’s Canelo/Crawford takeaway and “ring culture is toxic” mini-rant, Sergio’s Liverpool c...

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, we kick off NFL season talk with the Cowboys–Eagles rain-delay chaos, fantasy football highs and lows, and a Jalen Hurts debate that gets heated fast. From there it’s full-on Patch Points mayhem: Miguel fires off a Beyoncé vs. Sabrina Carpenter Grammy hot take, Robert shows off his Demon Slayer haul while Sergio vents about One Piece’s snail-paced anime, and the night ends with two outrageous gam...

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, Robert shocks everyone by drafting a Caesar salad as part of his “last meal,” Sergio goes full bougie with Wagyu and gourmet mac, and Miguel plays judge in the first-ever Fantasy Food Draft.

But the chaos doesn’t stop there — we dive into a wild decathlon of legends featuring Muhammad Ali, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Michael Phelps, and the myth himself, Bo Jackson (yes, the man who once shot a bow wit...

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, the crew celebrates wrapping up their final week of classes together before graduation with a chaotic return to one of their favorite formats—20 Questions. What starts with small talk about school, anniversaries, and gaming spirals into debates over WASD in League of Legends, first impressions of Smite 2 and Battlefield 6, and even a Ronaldinho grail pull that sparks a whole conversation about sp...

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, the crew dives into absolute chaos. The conversation kicks off with the age-old debate: is there really a COD killer out there? From there, things spiral into blind list rankings that quickly go off the rails — movies, games, random hot takes, and picks so wild they had everyone questioning each other’s sanity.

With the scoreboard on the line, tensions rise, alliances form and collapse, and the du...

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, Miguel hosts the first-ever Patch Feud, our Family Feud–style trivia game with a sports twist. Robert and Sergio go head-to-head through rounds on soccer countries, stadium foods, iconic sports movies, and more. After some quick life updates—Robert’s TopGolf outing, Sergio’s League frustrations, and Miguel’s Patriots hype—the competition takes over. Sergio dominates the board and locks up a 985–2...

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, chaos reigns supreme as Robert hosts a $15 draft showdown across three wild categories: Marvel, Anime, and Villains. Sergio and Miguel go head-to-head building superteams using a fixed budget—no repeated picks allowed. The twist? ChatGPT serves as the final judge for each round.

Expect heated debates, galaxy-level power scaling, and full-on fandom wars as Scarlet Witch battles Jean Grey, Saitama f...

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, Sergio takes the reins and hosts an anime trivia quiz to determine who deserves to be his second-in-command. What starts as a normal episode quickly spirals into chaos as Robert eats Raising Cane’s on mic, Miguel starts guessing answers like a psychic, and Sergio slowly loses his grip on reality. Somehow, the quiz covers everything from One Piece to Berserk to Death Note to Jujutsu Kaisen — with ...

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, the boys dive headfirst into “Game of Corrections,” a chaotic trivia game inspired by Um, Actually, where every statement is wrong — and someone’s gotta call it out. Hosted by Miguel, Sergio and Robert go head-to-head correcting false facts from the worlds of anime, the MCU, video games, sports, and more.

Meanwhile, Sergio goes to war with the internet over Goku’s parenting, Robert defends Super S...

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, the long lost Episode 14 finally sees the light of day—and it's pure movie-ranking madness. Sergio puts Robert and Miguel through a brutal blind ranking game across six categories: Marvel, Comedy, Pixar, DC, Action, and Worst Movies of All Time. The catch? They have to lock in their rankings without knowing what’s coming next.

What follows is a cinematic disasterpiece. Fred the Movie ends up in th...

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, we go full game show mode with a custom Jeopardy-style trivia showdown. Robert hosts while Miguel and Sergio face off in a high-stakes battle of wits (and wild guesses). Categories? Sports, Anime, Anatomy, Cryptids, and Pop Culture.

Expect chaos. Expect hot takes. Expect someone to confuse Lightning McQueen with an actual trivia answer.
One of us forgets basic anatomy. Someone else channels cryptid...

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, Miguel throws Robert and Sergio into the wildest guessing game yet: Guess What Happens Next. Armed with out-of-context clips from movies and TV shows, the guys must predict the most absurd outcomes possible—gymnastic dinosaur attacks, deadly frisbees, and somehow… sex killing dads?

Along the way, they debate the new Superman movie, Sergio rants about One Piece’s greatness, Robert goes all in on Wa...

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, your favorite trio goes absolutely feral with a chaotic animal sound guessing game. Robert tests Miguel and Sergio’s knowledge of the animal kingdom—complete with screeches, growls, and some very questionable imitations. From jungle birds and gibbons to the demon spawn known as the shoebill, it’s a hilarious showdown that crowns a new Steve Irwin. Plus, we talk book reviews, Marvel slander, movie...

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, we celebrate the 4th of July the only way we know how—by drafting our Top 25 All-Time Americans. Sergio hosts while Miguel and Robert go head-to-head, bringing a chaotic mix of icons, underdogs, and completely unhinged picks to the table.

From Mr. Rogers and Sacagawea to Chuck Liddell and Joey Chestnut, no name is too legendary—or too ridiculous—for this list. Expect hot takes, patriotic debates, ...

This week on Patch Notes 3.0, Miguel puts on the ref jersey and challenges Sergio and Robert to a blind ranking of sports greatness. From legendary soccer icons to Olympic dominance, wild comebacks, iconic coaches, and even the best-looking trophies, chaos ensues.

Will Ronaldo outshine Messi? Can the Dream Team dunk on Brazil's golden squad? And what makes the Ballon d’Or less prestigious than a giant silver football? Find out a...