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Think you only have five senses? Think again! This week, we’re diving into the weird and wonderful world of sixth senses—yes, plural! From detecting temperature changes to knowing when someone’s near you, science says we have way more abilities than we realize. We also talk Valentine’s Day redemption strategies (featuring baby otters 🦦, you can thank us later) and break down the highs and lows of the Super Bowl and halftime show. ...

It’s a double date podcast! 💕 This week Trent and Alex are joined by their better halves, Ben and Natalie to spill the tea on first dates and first impressions (the good, the bad, and the awkward 😅), meeting the family for the first time, and one tragically hilarious dating fail. We also dive into love languages, debate the best Valentine’s Day candy- but with Reese's hearts in existence, is there any  need to? 🍫

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This week, we dive into the proud profession of painting, uncovering the secrets of the trade and the art of making multiple trips to Home Depot. 🖌️🧰 We also explore the surprising history of Groundhog Day and debate which animals should replace the clearly underperforming groundhog. (Spoiler: We’ve got some creative contenders! 🐍🐻)

Available now on Apple Podcasts, with video on Spotify and YouTube! 🎧📹

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Today, we’re joined by Troy Emenecker—husband, father, runner, English teacher, and proud Subaru owner! 🚗📚 Together, we dive into grammar faux pas that drive us nuts, uncover some shocking (and ridiculous) school rules, and explore the fascinating nuances between “the South” and THE South. Whether you're a word nerd or just here for the laughs, this episode has something for everyone! 🗣️✨

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On this Inauguration Day, we delve into the captivating world of presidential ceremonies—past, future, and delightfully imaginary. Trent envisions his reign as king—oops, we mean president—sharing imaginative and unconstitutional ideas for his own inauguration. We also celebrate the life of baseball legend Bob Uecker and explore the greatest sports logo of all time. Don't miss this home-run episode! ⚾👑🎉

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This week, we dive into the hilariously overhyped fears of childhood—like quicksand and falling anvils—turns out they’re not as common as cartoons led us to believe! We also share our favorite snow day superstitions and chat about Quitter’s Day, including Trent’s unique take on what you should do now that it’s behind us. ❄️✨ Join us for plenty of laughs, nostalgia, and a few unexpected tangents! 🎙️ Hit play, and let’s chat

🎙️ Helloooooo 2025! This week on Please Don’t Call Me, we’re tackling the hard-hitting questions: When is it officially too late to say “Happy New Year”? Plus, we dive into our new Bible reading plan (despite some feline interference 🐾📖), discuss why Trent isn’t a coffee snob—but definitely a coffee mug snob—unpack the truth about Subarus, and share our thoughts on Disney World’s newest ride. 🎢☕

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🎙️ This week on Please Don’t Call Me, we’re joined by a special guest—Addison Emenecker! Together, we uncover the most dangerous toys ever made (seriously, who thought these were a good idea?) and put our brains to the test with a hilarious game of "Christmas Carols for Intellectuals." 🎄🧠

Get ready for laughs, nostalgia, and a touch of holiday absurdity. You won’t want to miss this festive and slightly chaotic episode!

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Who owns the middle seat armrest? We’re tackling one of travel’s greatest debates in this episode of Please Don’t Call Me! But that’s just the beginning. We’re diving deep into the prophecies, history, and significance of Bethlehem.🎄

And speaking of Christmas, how much weight does the average person really gain this time of year? We share tips to combat it—Rocky Balboa style, of course. 🥊

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It’s a family affair! In this episode of Please Don’t Call Me, we welcome our very first guest—Natalie, aka Trent’s wife and Alex’s mom! 🎉 Together, we dive into the hilarity of embarrassing parenting moments, geek out over the nerdiest Instagram accounts we follow, and uncover the history and meaning behind Advent. 🎄

Oh, and no episode would be complete without a little music talk—we’re sharing all the hits (and misses) from our ...

Thanksgiving leftovers might be gone, but we’re still serving up the unpopular opinions! 🦃 In this episode of Please Don’t Call Me, we recap our Thanksgiving shenanigans, debate the shocking truth about vegetables (are they even real?), and explain why Jingle Bells should never grace your playlist in December.

Plus, we throw it way back to Trent’s glory days as a radio DJ—yes, he really was on the airwaves! 🎙️ Tune in for holiday ...

You know what we are thankful for? Our listeners! 🦃 In this episode of Please Don’t Call Me, we dive into the ultimate Thanksgiving foods bracket to crown the champion of the holiday table. Plus, we reminisce about raising turkeys (yes, real ones) and our questionable history of running turkey trots.

From stuffing debates to turkey trot mishaps, this episode is packed with laughs, memories, and a whole lot of gratitude—no calls req...