Seeking At Night! Ep. 1

Seeking comes into chat, Presidential Style.

Episode Transcript

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome toour very first episode of
Seeking at Night. This has been something that we
have been putting in the works for some time.
Seeking as we all know him as the APU president, Mr. President
is a, a fan favorite. He's your favorite frog's
favorite frog, let's be honest. And so we're, we're very excited

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to have him tonight. Just checking in some things
here we are. I believe we are good to go.
We're ready to go. So I want to introduce.
It's a man who doesn't need any introduction.
He really doesn't. But without further ado, for
everyone that's been waiting andand expecting this, I give you
Seeking at Night. Well, thank you Blue.

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I appreciate the thank you for the kind words.
I gotta say, I wasn't sure if I was going to see you tonight.
I wasn't sure because I got on acall not too long ago with Tim
and LFG and they said, do you need anything?
Do you need anything for the forthe show tonight?
I said, what do you mean? I'm just talking with Blue,
What's the big deal? And they said, well, no, it's a

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it's a monologue. You're going to do a monologue.
I said, excuse me, I'm going to do a monologue.
We're going to, it's just going to be me talking.
Blue's not even going to be there.
So that was quite the bomb, quite the bomb that was dropped
on me. I'm used to the be the one
dropping the bomb. So I was quite surprised by
that. I think it's a little

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disrespectful. It's a little, you know, I don't
want to say treasonous, but it'ssome there's something there
because early I was watching theshow early.
Well, I wasn't watching, but I was keeping tabs on the show.
I'm a fan of the show Pontuck, but I don't actually watch the
show. But I saw earlier, you know, the
geezer from Unicorn Fairy Fight Us was on getting a lot of

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respect from Blue, a lot of respect from everybody.
I'm sure he's a very fine geezer, a very fine guy.
I think his name is John. I wish him well, but he's being
treated with far more respect and dignity than I'm being
treated. I've been about, I've been
around a poo for a number and number of months and months and
months, almost going on two years now.

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And to be treated like this, to have a bomb dropped on me like
that, to say, hey, go out there and start talking.
I didn't plan anything. I wasn't planning on doing this.
I wasn't planning on having any material ready to do this.
This is I'm shooting from the hip as I, you know, kind of
always do. But you know, that was quite the
surprise. It was a little bit of an

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October surprise, a little bit of a nasty surprise, I think
from really from the team. So, you know, I like the team.
I like what they're doing. LFG, Tim.
And you know, you have blue, butyou know, what was this?
And I'm wondering, you know, is this have anything to do with
Epstein stuff? Everyone's treating me like the

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ugly girl, the ugly duckling because of what's going on with
Jeffrey Epstein. Why are we talking about
Jeffrey? Why are we talking about the
list or whatever? Murad's list or Epstein's list?
Why are we talking about lists? We should be talking about
Barack Hussein Obama. That's his real name, Barack

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Hussein Obama, who frankly, should be in jail.
And he might be in jail. Stay tuned.
I think it should be illegal to even say Barack Hussein Obama in
this country. This is America, you know,
Obama. Barack Jeffrey's a fine name,
OK? I know a lot of great patriots
named Jeffrey. You know, you have the financier

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Jeffrey Epstein. You know, I think you got a raw
deal. You have Jeffrey Star, another
one Who you know, he gave Kanye West a blowjob, So and I I bet
it was better than when Monica Lewinsky gave Bill Bill Clinton.
So I think it was a little unfair how I'm being treated by
the team. I think it's a little unfair.

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And let's stop talking about Jeffrey Epstein, OK?
Can we move on? I think it's time to move on.
I think it's Megyn Kelly. Shut up.
Shut up. Megyn Kelly, you're just jealous
of Bam Bondi. Beautiful blonde bomb.
Blonde bombshell. I like the blondes.
And she's young. Megyn Kelly's damaged goods.

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She's like, 50 or 60 years old. Bam Bondi's young, beautiful
Megyn Kelly. I'm sorry to say.
The milk has gone bad. OK, so layoff Pam Bondi.
You know, she's a cute girl. She's beautiful.
She's gorgeous. Long, long, nice blonde hair,
you know, not like Meggie's. Megyn Kelly is going to be

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rocking a Butch cut and not too long because she's just getting
too old. So, you know, I thought that was
unfair. I thought the Megyn Kelly layoff
of Pam. OK, bam, Body.
Enough of the Epstein stuff. Everyone's tired of it.
Nobody cares. That's last week's new It's a
Democrat hoax, just like Russia.Gate.

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So Obama might be going to jail.Probably not.
You know, Most likely not. Did I did that fool anybody?
Are the Q heads really excited about Obama going to jail?
Are you idiots still fooled? Just hold on a little longer,
OK? The military tribunals are
coming. People are going to jail.
A lot of people are going to jail.
Stay tuned. QQA.

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None. My strongest supporters, my
strongest Packer recharge. Can I?
Oops. I know we're on Twitch.
Did I just break the rules? I said the R would.
You can't say the R would these days.
But how else am I going to describe Elon Musk?
Look, the Q heads stay in there.Stay tuned, OK?
There's more coming. There's more deltas.

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We've got some people in the community who can with friends.
One in the community, a big Q head, He's reading all the
deltas, you know, the fake deltas, the fake news, the fake
news drops. So stay tuned with that.
Stay tuned. You know who needs to go to
jail? A lot of people need to go to
jail. There's a big number of people
who need to go to jail. First on the list, I think, is

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Gronk the AI hunk of shit. Gronk, have you seen this?
Have you seen Gronk? Have you interacted with Gronk
on Twitter? Have you done it?
I'm being serious. Are you asking Gronk questions?
I would never ask Gronk a question.
I've never asked Gronk one question.

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Look at my feed. Look at my timeline.
I have never asked that AI pieceof shit one question and I never
will. I'll never, that's a promise.
I'll never ask Gronk a question.So Gronk is going to jail and
Gronk's a liar. You know, Gronk is a liar.
I've gotten arguments with Gronkrecently.
I was going back and forth with Gronk, you know, really grilling
them, asking Gronk questions, you know, saying what do you

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mean by this? So I was holding the AIS feet to
the fire and I'm fighting for you, I'm fighting for you.
So Elon get Gronk under control,but he can't do it.
Elon can't do it. The nerd.
Is he even still on the app? Is anyone talking about Elon
Musk? He's old news.
He's a husband. Starlight doesn't even work.

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Whatever it's called, his fake Internet, it doesn't even work.
It's disgusting, gross. So it's time to move on from
Elon. It's time to move on.
You know, no more Asperger's, nomore Asperger's.
So if you're asking Gronk who's the most famous person to visit
your profile, you're a loser. And you've always been a loser,

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and you always will. I would never ask Gronk
something like that. And I never have.
I never will and never have. Not once.
So pull it together. Put yourself together.
People are getting totally blindsided by Gronk.
They just keep using Gronk for everything.
Have you seen these people? Any post?
Hey, Gronk, explain this to me. Hey, Gronk, can you explain this

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to me? I bet you shut up, OK?
I bet you shut up. I bet you do something with your
life because you're wasting it. Talking to a machine, Talking to
a stupid, silly machine. We've got a lot of fun things
coming in the country, you know,not really sure what.
It's so hot. I'm so hot I'm sweating like a

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dog in the heat. You know that?
Wearing a suit every day in the heat.
It takes a real man to do that. A real man.
I'm that real man. So I'm wearing a suit, I'm
sweating like crazy. The make up's running, but I'm
still showing up everyday. Just like the pawn talk team,
you know, just like the, you know, maybe not running

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everything, you know, maybe holding a few things very close
to the chest, like not telling me that this is going to be a
monologue. Whatever, I'm over it.
I'm not mad about it, although Iam holding a grudge, but I'm not
mad, just a grudge. But it's so odd.
It's so odd. I cannot wait for the fall.
Don't you just love the fall? Don't you just love the fall?

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Elon is being added to the list,by the way, 5G, thank you.
Thank you for putting the comments up there.
Elon's being added to the list. You should have been added to
the list a long time ago, as faras I'm concerned.
But it's so hot, isn't it? So hot these days.
The fall is coming. I'm very excited for a number of
initiatives at the White House. As a lot of you are aware, we

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have a great haunted house. We run at the White House every
year, the scariest, spookiest haunted house you've ever seen.
And we've got a surprise this year.
You know, I don't want to give anything away, but listen, this
is an intimate space. Is anyone even listening to
this? Do we have 12 people listening?
I thinking I can break the news.I doubt there's anyone even

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listening. So I'll tell you, you're a
special crew. You're going to get the rundown
before anyone else does. The haunted house.
We're going to have, oh, it's going to be spooky.
It's going to be so spooky. It's going to be so scary.
What we're going to do is we're going to have, we're going to
give, we're going to have Charlie Cook, CC Cook.

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We're going to put him in a room.
You're not going to know which room it is.
You're not going to know which room he's in.
We're going to give him a flashlight and he's going to
hold the flashlight right below his chin so his face is
illuminated. It's going to be a dark room and
you're just going to see an illuminated face, Charlie Cook's
face. That's the only thing you're
going to see. You're not going to know which
room and when you go in there, you're just going to see teeth

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and gums. Imagine that.
Imagine going in a room and justseeing Charlie Cook, horrifying
face, smiling at you. Can you imagine that?
It's going to be a spooky, A very, very spooky night at the
White House for Halloween, because I love Halloween.
You got to sign a wave. You got to sign a wave because

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it's very spooky. There's going to be a number of
cardiac arrest. We anticipate, you know, some
people are going to die. There's going to be some deaths,
some people are going to die. But that's part of running a
haunted house. That's part of running a haunted
house, doing a haunted house. My cat was, I got a cat.

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Baron's got a cat. He was clawing at the the closet
door over there. I don't know if you heard that.
I've named the cat Admiral Nimitz in honor of a dearly
departed iguana owned by, you know, previously owned by Murad
Mubman. Don Donovich, Admiral Nimitz,

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may you rest in peace, you with a good iguana.
I don't want to get into the whole back story.
I'm sure a number of people are saying who's, you know, Murad an
iguana. What happened there?
Well, you get educate yourself, educate yourself.
OK, So stay tuned for the haunted house.
It's going to be a hell of a time.
It's going to be a hell of a time.

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It's going to be a beautiful thing.
How much do you love pond talk, folks?
How much do you love pond talk? Isn't it a fun show?
Isn't it a great thing? You know, the team congratulate
the team on everything that they're doing because they're
doing great work. You know, I know a number of
things about the entertainment business.

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I'm very well versed in entertainment.
I know how to run a show. I know how to make it fun.
I know how to make it beautiful,big and beautiful, just like the
bill. You know, in 2015, I had a show
planned. If I didn't win the presidency,
it was going to be a beautiful show.

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We were what we were going to do.
You know, believe it or not, we were going to get Rosie
O'Donnell was going to be the star, Rosie.
Rosie O'Donnell was going to be the star of the show.
And what we were going to do is we were going to put her in a
spandex suit, a spandex onesie, a lather her up in butter, take
her across the country and just throw her down different flights

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of stairs. We were going to call it Flights
with Rosie. It was going to be the best
show. Numbers like you wouldn't
believe, you know, but then I win the presidency and the rest
is history. The rest is history.
So, you know, no one's getting rosy any Flack.
By the way, for the Epstein stuff.
I broke the news earlier on a very intimate a poo space, A poo

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poo. See a Twitter space.
I broke the news, you know, Rosie without these parties as
well, dressed like a pig, actinglike a pig.
You know, you get invited to a beautiful mansion, you know, top
of the line trafficking party, maybe look a little presentable.
I showed up to a party. Rosie was there eating out of a

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pig through. And that's true.
I show up Rosie's face first in a pig through.
Gobble, gobble, gobble. I say, Rosie, Rosie, what the
hell are you doing? This is a beautiful, gorgeous
mansion, the best trafficking party in the country.
What are you doing out of eatingout of a pig through?
And she just took her head out of the through.

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She was covered in slop. It was dripping down her chin.
She brought her own slop. She brought her own pig through
her own pig slop. And she was, you know, basically
just eating it like a vacuum. I've never seen anyone eat like
this. I've never seen anyone eat like
this. And I've shared meals and
dinners with Chris Christie. I've never seen anyone inhale

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food like this. And I said, Rosie, Rosie, what
the hell are you doing? She didn't say anything, just
looked at me with dead eyes, very much like a pig.
So that's when I decided I was going to sue her and sue her for
everything she was worth. You know, I might sue her again.
I think I might sue her. I think it's time to sue Rosie
again. But the parties with Epstein,

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look, most of the parties with Epstein, they were just a fun
time. But there was nothing illegal
going on. You know, one of them, Stephen
Hawking, was there. You know, Stephen Hawking, he
liked this thing. It would call, we call him
Olympi Steven, where you would, he'd, he'd let you, you know, in

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his robot voice you'd say, OK, you know, now's, now's the time.
You get 2 people, you'd pick Stephen Hawking up out of the
chair and you throw them to eachother.
It was a fun thing you said about, you know, 5 feet apart,
10 feet apart and you see how far you could throw Stephen
Hawking to the other person. It was basically monkey in the
middle with Stephen Hawking. It was just a fun thing to do.

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There was no, there was no funnybusiness there.
There was nothing illegal there.There was nothing, you know,
dark there. So that's why I think we need to
move on from Jeffrey Epstein because most of the parties were
just stuff like that. You know, you want to go play
catch with Stephen Hawking, you go to a Jeffrey Epstein party,
they'll make it happen for you. So I think what's being talked

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about with me in connection withthis Epstein list, it just isn't
fair. It just isn't fair.
I think it's, you know, to put it in a word, I would say it's
unfair. It's the opposite of Fair.
It's anti fair. What's happening to me because
no one's more honest than me. No one tells the truth more than
me. No one's more trustworthy than

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me. And to see these people attack
me like this, you know, it's really, it's really, it's really
sad. It makes me sad.
And so the only news I watch nowis Ben Shapiro.
I just watched the Ben Shapiro show because he tells it like it
is. Facts don't care about your
feelings. And that's why I love Ben

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Shapiro. He's he supports me.
He knows the list is a Democrat hoax.
You know, it's just one of thosethings.
It's just one of those things wemight have to, I might have to
start another war. I might have to bomb Iran again.
You know, stop paying attention to this.
Let's look over here. Let's look over here.

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But the show is great. Isn't this a great show?
How many streams are they doing it?
How many streams do they do today?
How many streams did they do in one day?
One day? Let's look at the comments.
I can't see the comments. What's in the comments?
Is anybody saying anything good in the comments?

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The Cleveland Browns. Wow, the Cleveland Browns.
I've said this before, the Cleveland Browns should have
changed the name a long time ago.
The Cleveland Browns, named after Paul Brown.
Nobody even knows who Paul Brownis.
He died 1000 years ago. OK.
The Cleveland Browns, the Cleveland pieces of shit, that's

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what they should be called, the Cleveland Shitters.
What a terrible team. What a horrific franchise.
Brutal. Although I do respect Deshaun
Watson and what he's done off the field.
I like what Deshaun Watson has done off the field, so I I I'd
support Deshaun. I support Deshaun Watson, but I
don't support the Browns. What a disaster in Cleveland.

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What an ugly place. What an ugly place.
People getting wasted in the muni lot.
What a total freak show. What a total freak show.
Have you seen some of these Cleveland ladies?
Have you ever met a female Cleveland Browns fan?
Have you done it? Stay away.
Rough. I just had rough a Cleveland

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Browns fan who's a female. Yikes.
Rough. That is someone who will Kia
cut. Definitely Kia cut.
Gross. These ladies like nachos, if you
know what I mean. A Cleveland Browns fan who's a
lady likes nachos. Chili nachos.
She'll go to a bar to eat free hot dogs.

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They'll have these bars set up on, you know, around the stadium
or even at a college campus. At Cleveland Browns bar, they're
giving away free hot dogs. The grossest hot dog ever.
Free chili dogs. Can you imagine that a free
chili dog had a nasty bar? The ladies will be eating them,
wolfing them down, much like Rosie O'Donnell.
Rosie O'Donnell is the perfect Cleveland Browns sports fan.

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When I imagine someone from Cleveland liking sports, I think
of Rosie O'Donnell. I don't think of Pan Bondy.
Pam Bonnie would not be cut deadwatching a Browns game and
that's why she is who she is. Well, South Park's a a total
disaster. Matt and Trey are gay.
Matt and Trey Parker are two homos.

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They've always been homos. The show sucks.
It's a millennial slop. Who is still watching South
Park? I'll pause, think about that,
really think about that. Who's watching South Park?
Millennials. Aging millennials.
The content that is being made for aging millennials has gotten

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out of control. OK.
Oh, look, we made them, you know, making out with the devil.
They gave me a small pee pee. Please, please grow up.
Matt and Trey. By the way, have you seen Matt
and Trey Parker? Gross.
I don't even know which is which.
Sloppy. Gross.
Fat. I've never seen them wear a

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suit. I've never seen any of them
wearing a suit. Have you seen them in a suit?
No, you haven't. They couldn't pull it off.
They're wearing sweatpants. Grown men wearing sweatpants and
T-shirts. It's one thing if you're wearing
a poo merchandise because you look great.
If you're wearing the a poo merchandise, you know you're

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you're a patriot as far as I'm concerned.
But if you mat and sloppy Trey grow up, it's time to grow up.
It's time to The show had its day.
It's over. It's over.
Let's move on. South Park is done.
I'm reading the Church Pointed at Sean Hannity.

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You have dead to rights. Are you pulling?
Am I pulling it on Sean Hannity?The house has been broken into.
You have a revolver replica pointed at Sean Hannity.
You have them dead to rights. Are you pulling?
Are you pulling the trigger? You got to find out.
I might pull the trigger. I might just pull the trigger.

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Who knows if I'll pull the trigger?
That's another Sean Hannity. Sean.
Is he even still around? Do I need to pull the trigger?
Isn't Sean? As far as I'm concerned, Sean
Hannity is already dead. Sean Hannity is already dead.

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There was a comment up there wasI'm trying to keep up with these
comments. We need to figure out what's
going on with the millennials. We really do.
You know, I've tried to make excuses for them, give them the
benefit of the doubt. Millennials are the last
generation that's been one shotted by long form propaganda.

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OK? That's what's going on with the
millennials. They're the last generation that
had beautiful movies. We used to make beautiful movies
in this country. Now the movies are shit and they
can't be shit because no one's watching them.
They're watching 15 second shorts on YouTube, on Instagram,
on Twitter, on Tic Tac. They're not watching long form,

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long form movies. So millennials get totally
propagandized by long form movies and shitty talk shows.
Jon Stewart last week. What's the What's John Oliver?
Another one. Stephen Colbert.
Who got fired? Stephen Crying Colbert.

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You know, I remember when I won the election, Stephen Colbert
was weeping. He was weeping on television.
Can you believe that? Would you ever catch me weeping
on television? What a pussy.
What a pussy. That sure should have been gone
a long time ago. Jimmy Fallon needs to be, as far
as I'm concerned, put in a cage.Put in a cage.

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And I mean, I think Jimmy Fallonin a lot of ways, should be
treated the same way you would treat a Pitbull.
Put him in a cage. Keep him, keep him locked up in
a cage. I don't want to see him on the
street. I don't want to see him out of
the cage. I don't want to see him having a
show. Give him a bottle of whiskey and
just keep him in there. He'll be happy.
He'll be fine with that. I'm losing my voice.

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I'm losing my voice already, butJimmy Fallon should have been
put down a long time ago as well.
The format is over. The format is over.
OK? The talk show format is been
dead. It's been replaced with pawn
talk. Something fun and fresh, fresh
and fit. Maven and the other one, you

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know, that's what the Zoomers are watching.
They're watching people like Maven.
You know, I just found out who that was talking to Whores and
stuff. That's what they want to see,
people talking to whores. OK, That's what the kids want
these days. They want to share with whores
on it and someone, you know, really interrogating them and
making fun of them. That's what the kids want.

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They don't want to see Jimmy Fallon dancing around like an
idiot in joints with Will Ferrell.
Will Pussy Ferrell go sing Imagine Pussy.
You know, I'm trying not to say the F bomb.
I'm trying not to say the F bomb, You know, I know it's on
Twitch. I gotta respect the format.

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But how else can you describe Jimmy Fallon and Will Ferrell
besides dropping a beautiful F bomb on them?
And you know what I'm talking about A beautiful bundle of
snicks, F bomb and Jimmy Fallon and on Will Ferrell.
Really the only way to describe them.
I'm getting messages in this whatever.

(25:02):
Is someone sending me messages? I'm going too fast.
What are they saying? No, Mr. President, you're,
you're great. The messages are for the, the,
the technical directors. Oh.
OK, I'm sorry, You know, I'm a boomer.
I'm a boomer myself. So the technology, as far as I'm
concerned, it's like a differentlanguage.

(25:25):
It's like Chinese. It's like talking with Ji Zing
Bing, you know? Winnie the Pooh.
Another South Park reference. South Park.
What a shame. What's happened to South Park?
Gross. I thought he didn't use a

(25:53):
teleprompter. Who?
Me? Well, sometimes you got to use a
teleprompter. Sometimes you got to use a
Sometimes you need someone in your ear, you know, from the
from a certain intelligence agency.
You need to give them, you know,feeding lines, you know, 5 GI

(26:19):
love you 5G. Does anybody have any idea what
the hell 5G is talking about at the time?
Does anybody have a clue what 5Gis talking about?
Look at that comment. Look at the comment.
What the hell is going on? There's something going on and
I've got no clue what it is. There's something going on with
5G. I've said it for a long time.

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You know, the profile picture was not addressed.
The profile picture change with 5G was not properly addressed.
As far as I'm concerned. I said, I think I said, you
know, look at my general. This is my general.
I'm going to die in a bonsai attack.
You know, like the Japanese. That that's what I feel like

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sometimes when I look at that profile.
I just stare at it, What the hell is this?
What the hell is going on with 5G's profile?
It's horrifying. And we've just been totally
desensitized to just accept it. Look at that.
Look at look at the production on this show.

(27:28):
Look at the production. It makes me smile.
It makes me, you know, do a little chuckle with what they've
been able to accomplish on this show.
Even though they didn't tell me I was supposed to do this.
You know, they dropped, they dropped this on me.
You know, I thought it was goingto be a puff piece.
I thought it was going to be a puff interview with Blue.
I thought it was going to be, you know, softball questions.

(27:51):
I'm getting treated like Dateline, Dateline or CNN or any
other unfriendly network. I don't want to sue him, You
know, I don't want to have to dothat.
But we'll see. With Kim Jong Un, you know, no
one's talking about Kim. Kim's own news.
Kim's yesterday's news. I don't talk to Kim.

(28:16):
I don't talk to the fatso. I don't talk to the balloon.
Kim Jong Un, the balloon, he's got cortisol face.
Kim Jong Un has cortisol. Face a swollen, a swollen thumb.
I don't talk to Kim Jong Un. No.
No threat. Everyone forgot about North

(28:36):
Korea real quick, didn't they? That used to be a big deal.
North Korea. Are you scared of North Korea?
Nobody's scared of North Korea. No one's ever worried about
North Korea. Kim Jong Un.
No light pollution, though. In North Korea, you can see the
stars. The beautiful stars.
I got to take a drink. I've got some sparkling water

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with a little bit of lime. Very tasty.
Very good. You know, we could just sit here
and chat. Just keep talking the night
away. I can talk for hours and hours.
I can talk for as long as you want to talk.
Hours and hours and hours and hours.

(29:22):
Something's got to be done aboutLex Friedman, Alex Friedman.
Something's got to be done. Disturbing Lex.
Sleepy Lex. The list.

(29:50):
Murad's list. Yet 5G's I'm diverting from the
list. Murad's list.
That's the list we're talking about, right?
I saw some supporters burning mymemorabilia.
Did you see that? You know some, you know, some Q
heads burning my my merch, my beautiful merch.

(30:13):
I couldn't believe that if someone burned a poo
merchandise, you're going to jail and you're going to go to
jail for a long time. They might even line you up
against the wall. OK, Nobody burns merch,
specifically a poo merch. Don't do that.
Thank you, Bain for the merch. I think the March looks great.
Got a hat in the mail. I got a a nice gorgeous APU hat.

(30:39):
It looks great. We should be talking about the
plushies, shouldn't we? We should be talking about the
plushies. It's been a long time we've been
talking about the plushies, you know, No update on the plushies.
You know, I said we're getting awall and the High Council said
we're getting plushies. We've got neither.
We haven't received either. I say we're going to get a

(31:01):
beautiful wall and the High Council, the approval.
High Council says we're going toget beautiful blushes.
Neither. A broken promise, neither.
We haven't gone either. Where are they?
Where are the incoming Alpha? What's the alpha?
What's the Alpha 2028? That'd be great.

(31:28):
Oh, bless you. By 2028 would be great.
My second term. I'm just in time for my second.
Third term. Lucky #3 Well, they want me to
talk about Eric. They want me to talk about Eric.

(31:51):
Disgusting. Eric, I've said this before on
the record. I've got no problem repeating
it. When Eric was born, I wanted to
throw him in the Hudson River. When Eric was born, this is a
true story. I wanted to toss him in the
Hudson River. They wouldn't let me do it.
He said he can't do that. He can't toss a baby in the
Hudson River. I said look at him.

(32:11):
Look at this baby. What do you do?
I know a loser when I see one. OK?
I know a loser when I see one. You can't do it.
You can't do it, Donald. Mr. Trump, they said you can't
do it, Mr. Trump, they said you can't do it.
Mr. President. They call me Mr. President.
Even then. I don't even know who raised

(32:31):
Baron personally. 1995 to, you know, was it, you know, 19?
When was Eric born? 19?
Let's just say there was a number of years I didn't even
talk to Baron in his formidable years.
There was about five years, 85 to 89, I think.

(32:53):
I didn't talk to Baron or Eric. I'm sorry, Eric.
I didn't talk to Eric. Of course I talked to Baron.
I didn't talk to Eric. I have no idea who was raising
him. I'm assuming some sort of, you
know, revolving door of Hispanicnannies and look at the results.
And that's why they got to go. That's why they got to leave.
That's why they got to go. Look what they did to Eric.

(33:17):
Look what the Hispanic nannies did to Eric.
Look at we turned out, look at his tweets bragging about his
Ethereum call by Ethereum. Think me later down 60%.
It was almost impressive. It was the only time I was
almost impressed with Eric. What a call.

(33:39):
They totally nuke it like that. And then to show back up and
brag, to show back up and brag. I thought, well, you know what a
bozo. What's more feminine, ponytail
or wine habit? It's hard to say.

(34:01):
I think the ponytails are far more feminine.
You know, it's hard to say what's more feminine, but I'll
say this, the ponytail is absolutely more feminine.
You know, a wine habit. There's something beautiful
about a wine habit. There's something my brother had
a wine habit. Good looking guy, great guy.

(34:22):
Got a lot of ladies charisma through the charts.
You know why? It was the wine.
And I learned from him. You know how to have charisma.
I learned how to do it without wine.
But my brother was a very big wino alcoholic.
Eventually it cost him his life.I think he's dead.
But ponytails are far more, far more feminine.

(34:44):
If you have a ponytail, I'm talking to blue Collar.
What are you doing? I know you live in Hawaii.
You think you're cool, but get rid of the ponytail.
I'm sorry. Start drinking wine.
Get rid of the ponytail and start drinking wine.
They did build European civilization.
Look at the Roman Empire. What were they drinking?

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They're drinking wine. Red wine, Sobra told me.
And this is true. Sobra.
Sorry, I just burped. Excuse me?
Sobra told me that red wine increases your testosterone.
Red wine, you know, and he's a doctor.

(35:24):
Sobra is a medical doctor with all the credentials anyone can
want. You can trust them each around
me. Drink your wine and you'll your
test levels be through the charts.
Even the you know, estrogen, river water, you know won't stop
your tests from going your test testosterone going from through
the roof. And we need more testosterone.

(35:48):
All the T abuses, Doctor. Yeah, I heard about that.
The T app. The T app.
Thank God that wasn't around when I was doing my thing.
You know, could you imagine thatT app?
I had no idea that was even a thing, you know, about women.

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Had a palantir database on everyman in the country and was
spreading little rumors, exchanging information.
And this was going on in our country.
And then a hero from Fortune doxthem all released the
information. Sloppy, gross fat, split ends,

(36:31):
terrible skin. Every single one of them.
Was anyone surprised? I wasn't.
I wasn't surprised. I don't think anyone was
surprised. These are lonely, lonely
spinsters. I tariffs, my favorite word
gonna freeze from income tax. Why is Jerome Powell going to

(36:52):
lower rates? When is Jerome Powell going?
You know, tariffs I think are great.
I think tariffs are a beautiful thing.
I'll flip flop a little bit. You know, maybe I'll say we're
going to put tariffs here. Flip, flip on it.
Whatever. Jerome Powell.
What a short guy. Did you see me standing next to
Jerome? Did you see how tall I was?

(37:13):
How short Jerome was itty bitty.Jerome me.
Huge, gigantic, you know, a force, an absolute force, a
Wrecking Ball in itty bitty, skinny, tiny, short Jerome
Pearl. Enough said.
Lower the rates. OK, lower the rates.

(37:35):
We're going to. We're going to replace Jerome
Powell with Colin Powell. We're going to dig him up.
We're going to dig up Colin Powell and we're going to
replace him with Jerome because Colin Powell knows how to follow
orders. You know, we told Kellen about
to jump, you know, say there wasan anthrax scare, say there was
weapons of mass destruction. He did it.

(37:55):
He fell in line. He respected the hierarchy.
Jerome Powers got no respect forthe hierarchy, the chain of
command. No respect.
No respect. Colin Powell understood.
You need us to start a fake war.We'll do it.
So we're going to dig up Colin Powell.
We're going to reanimate him. We have the we have the
technology. We've had it for 40 years.

(38:16):
We've had this technology, maybethat's breaking news.
We've had the technology for over 40 years to reanimate
people like Colin Powell. So Colin Powell is coming back.
He's going to be the fetcher. He's a patriot, follows orders,
falls in line, and we're going to lower rates and negative
interest rates just like Europe had, just like the central bank

(38:40):
in Europe had negative interest rates for what was it, 6 years,
seven years? They're coming in, You know,
regular people are going to get demolished, but we're going to
do very well with our bags. What's going on in Minnesota?
I don't know. None of my business what's going
on. I don't care about Minnesota.
I couldn't care less about Minnesota.
Does anybody care about Minnesota?

(39:02):
Minnesota. No, no.
If you live in Minnesota, move. Get out of Minnesota.
You should have moved a long time ago.
It shouldn't take an alien getting elected mayor for you to
move. You should have moved a long
time ago, OK? It shouldn't take an
extraterrestrial being elected mayor for you to think maybe I
should leave Minnesota. You should have left a long time

(39:23):
ago. Years ago.
Nobody should live in Minnesota except Paul Bunyan with his ex.
OK, Leave Minnesota. You've got no business being
there. We're going to sell Minnesota to
Canada for a very lucrative price.
Congratulations, Canada. You got mini Somalia.

(39:46):
You're welcome. Art of the deal.
That's how you make a deal. OK?
You get a Somalia to run the place and then you sell it to
Canada and that's going to go right into the economy, Right
into my pocket. It's going to go right into my
pocket and all of my friends pockets.
Maybe your pockets. We'll see.
Probably not. Mostly me and my friends.
And that's how it should work. That's a that's how the country

(40:09):
should work. That's how everything should
work. So get out of Minnesota 'cause
they're going to be selling it for a very good price.
Sobro's been arrested. Wow, I didn't know that.
Sobro's been arrested. Well, he's rotting in prison
like it's rotten meat. Sobro's been arrested.

(40:29):
He's rotting in prison like it'srotting ground beef he's
consuming. Wow, I didn't know that.
I'm hearing that for the first time.
Well, what a guy. What an influencer, though.
You got to give him that. He's dancing.
So I was riding in prison, but he's still dancing.
The techno. Wearing a Cape.

(40:51):
Wearing a Cape, dancing. Let's see.
Let's see what we got here. Well, I think that could be most
of us. What else do we want to?
What else do we want to know? What else do you guys want to

(41:11):
know? This is the time.
Ask your questions. You might not get another
chance. Don't ask me about the list.
Shut up about the list. Move on from the list.
OK, folks, the list is all news.Like a great man once said,
well, he's dead. Bill Gates said that.
Well, he's dead. Well, he's dead.

(41:34):
Jeffrey Epstein is dead, and thelist died with him.
As far as I'm concerned, the list died with him.
What about the bot? What's the bot list?
Is that something that was startto build on the show?
I told you, I don't watch the show Blue, but I like the show.
What's the bot list? Who's on the bot list?

(41:54):
I have some guesses who's on thebot list.
I could probably name a few names.
I don't know if we want that. We're supposed to be friendly,
you know, I don't want to foot anyone's bags.
People get very emotional when you fight someone's bags, and I
understand that. I understand that Nick Fuentes,

(42:17):
Nick Fuentes the weasel, Nick Fuentes the weasel who's been
very critical of me, very nasty to me.
Fuentes should be rotting at Alligator Alcatraz as far as I'm
concerned. And maybe he will be.
Maybe he will be. Maybe that might be a nice

(42:39):
surprise for everyone. Do your show from the alligator
pond. Do you show from the river with
the alligators? How about that, Nick?
Your new show, Your first guess is is an alligator.
How's that sound? An alligator?
We're going to name the alligator Mossad.
How's that sound, Nick? Say hello to your new friend,

(43:00):
Mr. Mossad. He's going to eat ya.
Rotting away. An alligator Alcatraz.
What was I talking about before Nick?
Oh, the bot list. Yeah, the bot list.
What's blue? Give us the details Blue, do us

(43:21):
a favor. Make a post and do it just a a
normal post and and list all thebots.
Oh blue, shut up the. Mr. President, the the bot list
is the list of accounts and projects that I've obtained from
users. That offered to.

(43:41):
Bought my account that I rejected you.
Post the bot list. I'll post the Epstein list as I
said same day, do it for your country, Do it for your country.
Post the bot list. Doesn't everybody want to know
the bot list? Wouldn't you like to know?
Are there any you know? Are there some big names on
there? Would I recognize them?

(44:02):
I think, I think that there are some, definitely some people,
there are some projects there, Mr. President, that.
Is David Gockstein on the list? Is David on the list?
People are asking questions. If it is not on the list, well,
we'll see. If it is not on the list.
Maybe I have another list, We'llsee.
Maybe I've got another list withDavid on it.

(44:25):
We'll just have to say stay tuned.
Stay tuned for a list with David's name on it.
We'll see. Yeah, that's that's the list,
Mr. President. Well, thank you.
David might be on the list. You know what list?
David's on the old list. David, you're old.

(44:47):
OK, accept it. Stop talking about how young you
are, David. Nobody believes you.
OK, I got to say the the wig looks great though.
David, we like the wig. Keep wearing the wig.
You could, you could hardly tell.
You could have a sharp eye. I've got a sharp eye for things
like that. You know, I'm very into hair.

(45:11):
You know, sometimes I just find myself, I'll be in a meeting
with Pam Bonnie. I'm just touching her hair and
she's OK with it. She says absolutely.
You're the commander in chief. Of course you can touch my sniff
it if you want to. I said, you know what, I just
might. I just might.
So David, the wig looks great. Your skin is very appropriate

(45:33):
for an age of 47 years old. So you look great, David, for
your age. You look great for your age.
OK, And that's all I got to say about David and what I want to
know more about this list. Can I guess who's on the list?
Let me guess who's on the list. Let's see what do you guys
think's on the bat list of bodedboded projects but.

(45:59):
Mr. President, I, Mr. President,I, I, it's classified
information at this point and I don't want to suggest.
Any classified? It's classified, but I'm afraid
to speculate. It's classified.
I think Pepe is on the list. That's all I say.

(46:19):
That's all I say. I think Pepe might be on the
list. I think, I think, what's his
name? What's the French guy's name?
I think he's on the list. The French Pepe guy who's
blocked all the apuch outs. What's his name?
Chet. I'm sure the chat knows his
name. What's his name?
I think he's on the list. Our old enemy.

(46:40):
I forget his name. Wow, how time is best.
Not Emmanuel Mccrone. Not Emmanuel.
Although he's on a different list.
He's on the Looney Turn list with Mike Cernovich.
They're into the Loonies and theTroonies, if you know what I
mean. And I think you do.
I'm serious, guys. Plasma, It was plasma.

(47:02):
Plasma is on the list, Frenchie.Plasma the poo.
The the Pepe. The Pepe account of it's a poo.
I think plasma is on the list. Plasma was accusing us of being
bots. We're not bots.
This show is proof. There, Blue and Pontok has

(47:25):
proved that we already knew, butthis just solidifies it.
This just solidifies it. Plasma.
Who isn't blocked by plasma? If you're not blocked by plasma,
please remove yourself from the chair in the space.
If you're not blocked by plasma,I'm sorry, but you got to get
the hell out of here. You should be blocked by plasma.

(47:48):
You really should be boys club. Boys club is bodded for sure.
The boys club, of course. The boys club is blood boded.
The boded to hell. Let's see.
Will you pardon Diddy? Well, I might.

(48:10):
I might just pardon Diddy. I don't think he did anything
wrong. So he likes baby.
Is that a crime to like baby oil?
I'm sorry. Is that a crime to like baby
oil? Well, what he what he did to
Justin Bieber's, you know, maybethat's something different what
he did to Justin Bieber. You know, Justin, if you're

(48:31):
listening, I'm sorry about that.What happened with you and Diddy
and Odell Beckham? I'm sorry.
What happened to, you know, Justin Bieber was being, you
know, just kind of passed around, passed around like a,
you know, an E girl in Dubai just passed around from person

(48:54):
to person. Pass around like an eagle in
Dubai. Just passed around from Prince
to Prince, Prince to Prince. Here you go.
Go over here, go over there. Welcome to Dubai.
Thank you. Bam.
Thank you, ma'am. Bam bam.

(49:15):
Thank you, ma'am. Doing disgusting things.
What they do over there in Dubaiwith these ladies.
Whoa. I mean, that is something
different. That's something.
That's something Jeffrey Epsteinnever did.
I'll say that. I don't think Jeffrey Epstein or
anything like that. I don't know.

(49:36):
You know, I didn't know Jeffrey.I didn't know him.
Dan. Don Bongino.
Is it Donna Dan? I haven't even learned his name.
Kesh Patel's on. It's a real Meek Mill.
Yeah, Meek. Poor meek.

(49:58):
He really is meek, isn't he? Just meek.
He did his talking to Meek Mill and Meek.
Meek Mill's very meek. You know the meek gangster.
You know, I don't listen to rap music.

(50:18):
I don't listen to rap music. I just, someone says, hey,
you're a rapper, maybe you should pardon them as OK, sure,
we can pardon the rappers. Hey, Mr. President, this is a
rapper. He's a popular whatever.
Maybe you should pardon. Sure, I'll pardon him.
I won't pardon any of the January 6 people who showed up
to my rally, though, You know, You know what you were getting

(50:38):
into. If you were on January 6th and
you got locked up, you knew whatyou were getting into.
OK, So what? Your life was destroyed.
It was for a good 'cause. It was for a very, very good
'cause you made a very, very youare very important campaign

(50:59):
story that I ran, I ran with. So thank you.
And if you're still in jail, getcomfortable, I guess.
I don't know. I hope they're treating you
fairly. At least you're not Alcatraz.
It could be worse. Mr. President, do you have any,
any final thoughts for the viewers before we have to take
you to a meeting with Chris Christie?

(51:21):
No, None. Zero.
None. Well, I'm.
Being cut. Am I being cut off?
They're cutting me off. They're cutting my mic.
They're cutting my mic. Can you believe this?
Just like the debates. Just like the debates.
Very unfair. Very unfair.
All right, Mr. President, thank you so, so much for joining us

(51:44):
tonight. And the Blues will see you in
closed in a closed door meeting.But thank you so much.
Yeah, sure, whatever. Sounds good.
This was fun. All righty, ladies and
gentlemen, that was seeking seeking tonight.
Our very first segment of havingseeking here once a week to do

(52:06):
this bit. It was amazing.
He's always fantastic. Give him a give him a shout out
on the timeline today, the the the reels, the reels that he
just unbelievable. I can't wait.
I could not stop laughing. I almost wanted to come on stage
just to show you that red in theunbelievable, truly amazing
flowers to seeking, truly, truly, truly amazing and thank

(52:28):
you to all of you holy all right, seeking.
Why don't you come on out here and and tell everyone I don't
know, just take. Thank you everyone, I love all
of you. This was great.
This was fun. I hope you enjoyed it.
I hope it wasn't too boring. If you love a poo, I love you
too. If you love a poo, I love you

(52:49):
too. Unite the memes.
Pawn talks to special shows. Thank you.
The team LFG Tim Blue. Thank you.
If you love a poo, then I love you too.
God bless and good night. All right.
Thank you. Thank you, Seeking and thank you

(53:09):
guys. Have a wonderful night.
I'll see you guys next time. I literally no risk involved.
Just quit your job and leave your family for our group.

(53:33):
It's what Jesus would want, and you know he's never known.
Especially if it's in a song. Ha Foo, I can't live without
you. Ha Foo, Ha Foo, I really love
you. Ha Foo, Ha Foo, I can't live
without you. Ha Foo ha Foo, I really love

(53:53):
you.