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August 30, 2025 • 135 mins

After a call on the milk carton hotline number, we found Rekt! We break down the crypto scene, and talk about the potential of a CTO on the state of New Mexico

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(00:00):
Welcome. To No, we're all.
We're just. We're.
It's chaotic as fuck. We're live.
Welcome to another episode of Bond Talk.
My name is Blue. I'm your host with me tonight.
I have LFG, Triple O Tim and rekt.
Takashi on a Tuesday. This is Takashi Tuesday.
Rekt. It's snowing.
Nah, turn the snow off. No.
Can we turn it back on Turn? It back.

(00:20):
There you go. Whoa, summer's not even over
yet. I know I'm just, we talked about
the snow. I just can't wait.
I just can't wait for see. Snow in Atlanta.
September What's every? Few years, few years.
Yeah, we love snow. Fall is the best season, though.
Atlanta too. I bet it's really pretty in

(00:41):
Atlanta in the fall. Think I went there for a fall
one time. It was crazy beautiful.
Which is beautiful, Atlanta. Rex, you were lost, but we found
you. Yeah, I was just outside in the
snow. What are you doing?
I was chilling, you know, I was sleeping, Sleeping.

(01:01):
It's. Chilling in the snow?
Where? Where?
Where are you right now? Tell us a little bit more about
what's. Going on well, you know, usually
I take my breaks inside the kitchen, but today I'm taking my
break outside in the street, butit happens to be snowing and I'm
here live on Pontoch with all ofyou for Takashi Tuesday.

(01:25):
I told my boss it's Takashi Tuesday and chill out for a
little bit and he gave me an extra 30 minute break.
Can you imagine? Like, hey, it's Takashi Tuesday.
Told my boss. Hey, it's Takashi Tuesday.
The hell is that? Don't worry about it.
You didn't want to plug, you didn't want to plug Bobo in

(01:47):
there. Where?
Right here Tuesday, you could have told your boss.
Yeah, but they they know. Have you onboarded your boss in
the rest of the kitchen staff? I try, they just call me stupid
and they don't believe in crypto.
You know what those are the that's probably the nicest thing
that you and I have been called today on.

(02:11):
I know it's like every day, you know, people they like, what did
I say earlier? That they wake up, talk about
us, go to go to go to bed, dreamabout us.
How many? How many AI credits do you think
they've used to today? Just just how much money do you?
Want at least $100 Worth it depends on what they're using.

(02:35):
God. ChatGPT, can you please create
me a a blue with long with, you know, nice curly hair and.
I liked that one. I actually thought he was being
nice with that one. Maybe he was just.
You know, but then he did. I think he did another one.
Flirting. It it feels.

(02:56):
Flirtatious. It and a little creepy.
I'm not gonna lie to you. It's a little bit there's
something about it that's just alittle unsettling.
I also think, I also think that if you have set like almost
20,000 followers and you're getting like 20 likes, supposed
8 likes I I think I think that'sa problem.

(03:19):
I don't know man. The the thick Latina blue look
pretty cute. Where was that one at?
I'm looking right now, is there a thick?
There's a thick Latina blue. Is that is that the one with the
curly hair? No, no, no, no.
That is clearly a a male figure,right?
I just want to say a quick shoutout to to Yeti and Pablo and

(03:44):
yes, quick shout out to you guys.
Thanks for joining guys and thanks for everyone who's
reposting the stream. We appreciate it.
No Boo blocked me. It's.
Why? We just try to interact with
them and then they block us. I haven't interacted with them
at all. I just don't know who he is.
Maybe he just heard you and he got upset, I don't know.

(04:07):
Who is he? I don't know, they're just here.
They're just here. We come to Crypto Twitter and
they're here. What does it say?
What does it say that I don't know who he is and he's posted
me 4 times? I don't know who you.
Are. Can we vote him in as president
of the Blue Fan Club? Sure, these are beautiful,

(04:29):
beautiful pictures. He's doing, he's actually really
like, honestly, he's the top pawn talk fan, creator of like.
Do you have like a cookie dot fun where we can see your
biggest your biggest influencers?
We should see that right? They should do that for like
different accounts, not just coins.
Like see who talks about other people the most and like who

(04:52):
their top coals are. Let's ask Grok.
Let's ask Grok. Dear Grok, why would someone
with three times my following who I have never spoken to?
That's a good point, I didn't even think about that.

(05:14):
Post AI generated photos of me and why would he have pre
emptively blocked me before doing so?
Furthermore, why after being ratioed by autistic frogs known

(05:40):
as APU, would he block the comments and block community
members? After that you need to upload
that picture and ask if it's attractive.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And switch to fast.

(06:03):
Switch to fast. Not expert because it's going to
take him like 20 minutes to figure this one out.
What I'm going to upload the photos.
What do these photos? You can grok it, right?
I can grok motion this. Yeah, no, this is going to be
good. I'm going to say I want to say
what do these photos reveal about this person's view of me

(06:27):
and himself? OK, Do we have do we have the
photos on standby? I got one of.
Them loaded up in croc, right? I'm making a movie.
That's what it says. Make a movie making.
A movie. We have one of them.
What's the guy's? What's his account?
Nabooboo. Oh, there he.

(06:47):
Is, well, he changed it. He changed it.
He blocked. I don't know.
He's he's moving crazy out here.Crazy.
Oh, is it only three? I thought it was 4.
It's only three. I'm disappointed.
I wanted more. It's just three, dude.
Come on. You can do more.

(07:08):
You get. You're unemployed and 50 years
old. You have the time.
OK. Can I post a picture down low?
Yeah, you post it wherever. OK, it's just a video.
Oh well. Well, I, you know, grok has that
weird. Like the audio sucks on grok, so

(07:30):
you're like. It's, it's disturbing.
It's not, it just doesn't just suck.
It's really disturbing. Yeah, it is actually.
It's like weird. Like it's like robot alien.
I don't know. It's weird.
I'm going to play some jazz music.
Hold on. Go ahead, I'm going to post this
while you do that. If it has weird audio, I'm

(07:51):
sorry. It's just just the way it was.
OK, I posted it. So you are you're in motion down
there and it's in the chat. Below can you look really?
Yeah, I can hear a little. Bit OK Should I make it louder?

(08:11):
That's fine. That's cool matches as you know,
the snow falling. Right.
Is it too loud? I think it's too loud.
You look like a old school professional wrestler with his
hair. I like, I, I, I really did like
that one. I was like, you know, what if I
look like that when I'm 40, likeI'm, I'm doing great, you know?

(08:37):
Like you're ready to cut a promo.
Yeah, I'm good with that one. Like Mr. Perfect or something, I
don't know. It's there is a there.
There's some professional wrestler that looks just like
this. I got to.
There definitely there's severalit's it's an.
From the 80s. Yeah, let's look at the comments
real quick. Our poor Moon Cat.

(08:57):
What happened to Moon Cat? No aloe, no Bussy.
Oh, OK. I don't know what that.
Means you. Gotta give someone aloe.
No, it's I think they were saying of of Nabooboo that he if
we need if he gets that when he he doesn't get aloe.
So it's no, no, no bussy. Like that's his name.
It's actually just short for no Bussy.
Randy's is excited about LFGLFG is excited about Randy.

(09:18):
That's lovely. And you 2 should get A room.
Teak is here. Everyone's excited in the
comments. OK, sorry, we're back.
We're back. Oh well.
That's a quick comment. That's true. 3/4 we do.
Who's The Who doesn't have a teak painting?
Is it rekt? Rekt.
Do you not have a teak painting?I believe I do.

(09:39):
Oh, OK. I don't.
I'm not sure not. Tim, I don't.
Think I have a teak painting. Well, we got to change that.
If I dude tag me in it or if I don't let me know so I can
figure it out what's going on. There's, there's it is.

(10:01):
It's thinking very hard about this.
Is it still thinking? Yeah.
Well, I pay 40. 9. Told you to switch to fast no.
I want a thorough answer. We're gonna, we're gonna hash
this out right now. This is This is ChatGPT no.
No, this is Grok. We're ending this tonight.
Tonight, we're getting to the bottom of this.
Well, how the Well, I've never seen AI take this long to do

(10:21):
anything. What's?
Well, I, I, I asked it some serious questions.
Let's I'll I'll reread the prompt.
Maybe I'm just I'm just dumb, that's why no no no answers my
like real fast. You're answering asking a
thorough questions and it's taking a while.
Maybe I'm just an idiot. Hey hey Grok, what time is it?
It's like here and it just answers my questions all fast.

(10:43):
Now I feel stupid. I didn't know there was levels
to this. There's levels to this.
So here's the thing, Dear Grok, Why would someone with three
times my following who I have never spoken to, post AI
generated photos of me and why would they have preemptively?
Why would he have preemptively blocked me before doing so?
Furthermore, why, after being ratioed by autistic frogs on his
APU holders, would he lock the comments and block community

(11:06):
members? What do these photos reveal
about the person's view of me and himself?
Yeah, no wonder Grok is stuck. He's stuck.
He's stuck on Abu. He's figuring out if it's the
meme, the frog or or the the other frog, or if it's The
Simpsons. No, I'll see what it's doing
right now. It is actually.

(11:26):
It thinks the photos are of Hassan Piker, which I think is
funny, but it was it's cross referencing the photos with
Naboobu's account. So it's like confirming that
it's actually him and and makingsure that it's the same.
It's it has now deduced that it's from like those screenshots
were taken before, like not right now because they have the
views don't match. So now it's saying that the 4th

(11:47):
image, which there's only three images so I don't know what the
Hell's going on, is definitely Hassan Piker from his stream.
What the fuck is going on? There are only three images.
I wonder what the 4th image is? Maybe.
Here's the 4th archived. That's can you archive tweets?
Grok is seeing. Is it like saved?

(12:11):
Yeah, draft, you got that. They got drafts set up.
The way Nabooboo uses drafts. Maybe they've been gone for
months and they're just drafts scheduled tweets.
OK, now Grok is saying there's beef between Nabooboo and the
APU community, with APU holders attacking the post.
Oh wow. Couldn't be beat.

(12:36):
This is a news to me. There's beef with Nabooboo.
Nabooboo. Nabooboo, nabooboo, nabooboo.
Oh, it thinks the 4th photo is his profile picture.
Heath Grok thinks that Nabooboo is Hasan Biker.
Comic an alt account called Nabooboo with like and I'll just

(12:59):
make them as a bobo like a bear version of them.
I love that. Nabooboo the Bobo Bobo New bobo,
remember? That Sam Hyde's good.
We can barely hear you, Timbo do.
You guys remember that Sam Hyde that after his fight?
No. When he declared that he was
going to like kill Hassan Piker.Oh, no, I wasn't aware of that.

(13:20):
Oh. Man wrecked you a Sam Hyde band
a. Little bit yeah, I I tune every
once in a while. I don't I just like watches his
videos like sparingly. Just every once in a while.
It's funny it. Was a pretty funny bit.
I'll have to watch it. What is Grok saying now?

(13:43):
You look like you. You see something?
I'm getting a dissertation. I'm.
Just reading it to make sure I can read read this.
So let's look at practice read. OK.

(14:14):
Oh, OK. OK, here we go.
Oh, OK, let's read this. Interesting.
Here's what Grok says. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
More suspense. More suspense.

(14:51):
Did he freeze? I think so.
It's. We're sitting here like, did he
freeze? Yeah.
Look, he's happy, though. At least he's happy.
Yeah, look. At that smile on his face.
Yeah, you have no idea how many times we argued over whose
Internet is rugging. On my back.
I'm back. Hello.
Can you guys hear me? It.

(15:12):
Was us we we were gong for a minute.
OK, so. It was us.
So you you Gong is here. And and he I was just saying
he's hi. Hi, You Gong Rex.
You wanted me to tell you hi? Oh, hello.
Yep. OK, here's what it says.
It took it 5 minutes and 57 seconds to think of this by.
The way damn. Nabooboo.
He calls him by a different name, but I'm just going to call

(15:34):
it Nabooboo. Nabooboo appears to be a crypto
enthusiast and promoter. A crypto enthusiast and promoter
running spaces like Hype Radio and Pump Radio focused on meme
coins, NF DS and market hype forentertainment and engagement.
Nice. Given your well known criticism
of crypto as exploitative or scam prone, it is likely that

(15:55):
the posts stem from resentment towards those views.
Mocking a high profile critic like you is a quick way to stir
up attention in crypto Twitter circles, especially when
liquidity and excitement are low.
As noted in recent posts, it's essentially rage baiting for
views, likes and interactions toboost his own visibility.
Pre emptively blocking you suggests anticipation of push

(16:16):
back. He wants the clout from
targeting someone prominent without dealing with a direct
response or potential dogpiling from your much larger audience.
Oh my God. I didn't read that part the
first time. As for being ratioed by APU
holders parentheses, the community around APU APU Staja
meme coin often self referring in memes as autistic frogs due
to the coins origin in autism awareness memes and frog

(16:37):
imagery. The replies to his post shows
several APU aligned accounts jumping in to defend you or
clown on him. This could be because parts of
the meme coin community appreciate your takes on broader
issues like politics or inequality.
I've I don't think I've ever talked about inequality or and I
can assure you they don't appreciate my takes on politics
or simply because they saw an opportunity to troll a rival

(16:57):
hype guy when the comments turned against him.
Locking them and blocking users is a classic move to regain
control and stem the damage, indicating he can't handle the
heat he started. The photos themselves.
Are designed to hit a perceived vulnerabilities.
The Ozempic edit implies reliance on easy weight loss
drugs painting you as vain, hypocritical, which I I never

(17:17):
used Ozempic advocating for equity while using pricey Med in
short supply or inauthentic. The long hair version might mock
what you'd look like fixed or feminized.
I don't know what that means, Adding a layer of petty body
shaming. Overall, it reveals the poster's
view of you as someone whose success and image are unearned.
Unearned or fragile, Perhaps projecting his own frustrations

(17:39):
in a stagnant crypto scene for him, resorting to anonymous AI
edits, and then hiding from backlash.
Backlash suggests deep insecurity, envy of your
platform, fear of real debate, and a reliance on cheap shots
for relevance. It's the behavior of someone who
craves the spotlight but folds under scrutiny.
Wow. And the AI just cooked.

(18:00):
Fuck dude, fuck. I'd delete my account after that
honestly. Holy shit can we do it?
Like. Switch to therapist you.
Out bro. You didn't even.
It wasn't even blue. That was grok.
That was hold. On a second can we just just can
we? Just that sounded personal from
Grok. Like Grok was like, hey, you're
kind of an asshole. But he knows him.

(18:24):
He knows him. Maybe Grok has been getting too
many questions about this guy orsomething just went off.
I need to switch my. I've actually never heard grok
that angry. That was weird.
That wasn't even anger. It was very, it was very
clinical. It was very.
I didn't. I don't like grok like that and
it scared me. That's not my grok.

(18:46):
Not my grok. It just felt very like how dare
you? How dare you like, how dare you
just peer into his soul like that?
That's crazy. I.
Feel like The Rock just cut a promo on someone.
Like, you know, it was just pretty just like, whoa, that was
pretty, pretty crazy. Do I post?

(19:07):
This do I just post? This as I don't know, I just
printed. Printed out and post it on the
wall. Can I mail it to him?
Can I mail it to him? Derek Rock.
That was crazy. My grok doesn't do that.
What should I post in response and what would you do in my

(19:33):
place? I'm actually scared to ask Grok
those in depth questions becauseI'm afraid of what it might say
now it. Might be something like
profound. Well, it's just going to roast
me. Like if you like, if you like
open up to AI, like has any likeI don't know, I know people do
that and that just like I don't know, that weirds me out.

(19:53):
My AI girlfriend. Annie I.
Just want to say shout out to Bane.
He found out that there's a chat.
Welcome. Welcome.
Randy says that he's baked. Yeah, he was baked by AI like
that. That was crazy.
That was crazy. By the way, Tim, LMG, which one
of you are manning the comments?You guys are doing an amazing
job. Listen, Annie.
Do you want us to just randomly pop up comments will your mid

(20:16):
conversation? I don't know.
I don't know. I just, I wanted to give you
shit. Oh, OK.
Rekt. How was your day today while I
get this answer? Oh, Grok answered this.
Apparently this part is easy forGrok in your situation dealing
with a smaller account promoter like Naboob.
That's so funny. It's cooking or like.

(20:37):
Like Nabooboo who has around 17,000 followers, it think it
says compared to my 2 million. I do not have 2 million
followers. But I appreciate that that Grok
thinks I do grok postings from. The future.
Targets. Posting petty AI generated mocks
about your appearance, preemptively blocking you and
locking comments right? I'd recommend responding with a
light, self deprecating or redirecting post that flips the
script without stooping to theirlevel.

(20:58):
This maintains your higher ground, engages your audience
positively, and potentially exposes their insecurity without
direct confrontation. Since you're blocked anyways,
avoid anything too aggressive asit could feel more drama or make
you look reactive to a nobody. Wise words.
This is the suggested post. Quote their original post or
screenshot it if needed with something like this quote.
Shout out to the crypto hype pros spending their time AI

(21:20):
editing my my face and Ozempic journey.
Must be a slow day in meme coin land.
Appreciate the glow up attempt next time.
Add some gains to your portfolioinstead.
Oh fuck. Oh.
You know. It's bad when Grok's cooking.
You like that bro? Grok's getting better because
that's, that's wild. Wow, here's what it says.

(21:45):
He goes. It's Grok says if I were in your
place, a high profile podcaster critiquing exploitive industries
like crypto blah blah blah, I'd probably ignore it at first.
Life's too short for randos seeking clout through cheap
shots. But if it's if, but if it's But
if the mood struck for fun. OK, that was a weird way to say
that. I'd post a similar witty clap
back to rally my community and highlight how these tactics feel

(22:05):
more about the attackers envy and fragility than me.
Either way, I focus energy on real content like your next
episode rather than feeding the troll cycle.
If it escalates, document privately in case it crosses
into harassment territory. Good advice grok, good advice.
I'm going to take the advice of Grok.
I'm going. To Yeah, not too long.

(22:25):
You know what I would post? What?
Maybe post? Lol OK retard, thumbs up.
Yeah. I just, I think Shroom posted
something actually already. He was like is this your fourth
time? Is this your fourth time?

(22:47):
Like posting an image of him. Yeah, it's kind of weird.
It is a little weird. It's gotten weird.
I'm just going to. I mean, they've been talking
about me for two years and it's,it's gotten past the point of
weird. I don't know, are they not?
Good luck. I've heard things like I don't

(23:10):
know. I don't, I don't think Obviously
not. I mean, if you're waking up at
8:00 AM on a Sunday morning to talk about me, then I don't
know. Must not be.
Must not be your. Whole weekend we're just.
Talking, Tim, you're too quiet. We can't hear you.
Yeah, imagine. Using your whole weekend like
waking up early on your. We can't hear a word you're

(23:32):
saying, man, Not a word your. Whole weekend.
He's just blinking, looking at me now he's just looking at you.
There's so much emotion. Baifu looks like it's going to
bite. I've, I don't know, I've heard
like, you know, one could be on welfare or something, just

(23:55):
chilling at the crib and doing spaces every day, which would
kind of make sense. I, you know what?
Here's what, here's what I want to say.
I want to say that I don't know what their situation is.
I really don't. I've enjoyed to some extent, I
suppose, the the attention he feels like he should give me.

(24:22):
I really hope whatever it is in his life that has brought him to
the point where he feels like this is necessary.
I hope that that ends. I hope he finds peace and I I
truly wish him the best. Honestly, like I don't.
Praying for your success. I I just don't have, I'm not
wealthy enough to where I can afford to engage with this, to

(24:44):
tell you the truth. No one is.
So no one is honestly, it's, that's what I'm saying.
Like it gets talked about a lot.But like you were especially
with the market like it is rightnow, there's way too much
opportunity to be focused on anything like that.
It just says, it says more aboutthem than anything that if you

(25:06):
want to sit there and do that all day, when there's like so
much opportunity around you, themarket, it's like, what are we
here for? Are we here for trade and to
talk about finance and money, how to move the financial world
forward? Or are we here to talk about
random stuff like that? Doesn't I'm not here for that.
I don't guess. Yeah, there's a, there's

(25:28):
opportunity every single day andyou're missing out on it if you
engage and stuff like that. So.
Yeah. I mean, I can't imagine being an
alleged trader and then spendingmy time making AI edits of is
this, is this the top signal is are we now in the in a bear
market like traders are making AI edits of other of other
streamers? That's what that's what they.
Have to do with their time. Oh.

(25:49):
I don't know he's. Got to get his Elon bucks.
First one for the trade man. Got to fix your mic.
I can't get the Elon bucks. You really can't hear me.
There we go. I fixed it.
I fixed it. Yelling.
No, no, I fixed it. Your mic settings were set to
very low. Thanks LFG.

(26:09):
What did I do again? OK, now that that's closed, Rex,
how's your day been? What did you do earlier?
Where have you been? Well, earlier we did a we did a
Bobo fantasy Football League. How'd that go?
Well we found we only got like 10 people.
We just threw in the Bobo chat and we we did.

(26:30):
I was never added to that by theway.
I mean, you can be yeah. I mean, it's it's pretty funny
now. It's got, it's gotten a lot
better over time because of all the, you know, the stuff going
on on the timeline. It's just, I mean, there's a lot
of moles in there too, so. Oh, I'm sure.
I mean, yeah, every chat, it's like that.

(26:50):
So a lot, you know, a lot of theBobo traders, the bears, they're
all jokes and they're, you know,just joking around constantly.
But everything will be screenshotted, just so you know
if you come. In there.
Oh, you know what I'm saying? It's a joke.
The truth is that I've left pretty much every group chat I
was in. I just couldn't do it anymore.
Yeah, it's. I could not do it anymore.
Yeah, I, I don't blame you. It's kind of, I don't know, it's

(27:14):
whatever it's. Yeah, I just, I just.
You stayed in one, though. You stayed in one.
I stayed in one because I actually stayed in two, but I
stayed in one because I did. You're in the APU group chat.

(27:35):
You know, the group chats I'm inor I'm not in, you know?
I'm on that one in my alt. Good luck figuring it out.
Oh dude, I don't the you know, the group that I mean are not
in. They are.
They are. Do.
You know, who knows? I think that's the one.
I'm in an APU chat on a on a different account.

(27:58):
But I don't think you're in the one where he stayed let.
Me check real quick. I'd be there, it's probably in
the blue chat. Would you be surprised?
Although probably. Very surprised.
Secret blue chat that we're not supposed to be in.
I'm like this thing is a blue chip.
I'm like, I like Moo Rad always lurking and like he's.
Like dude, he's everywhere. Dude, he's that.

(28:19):
He's literally everywhere. We announced, by the way, I
don't know if it's still here. LFG is it's Oh yeah, we
announced. You put it in as a background.
Yep. No, that's not what I want.
What the what the fuck? That's There you go, right

(28:42):
there. We announced Part 3 this episode
will be called me movement coinsthe next steps.
So that's. Did he do that or did you say
that or like who came up with that?
The the title. Yeah, me.
OK, why? I thought, I thought he was just

(29:03):
making like a call to action or something.
He's just like. He actually doesn't even know
that's the name of the title. He's good.
I was like. I was like, damn, all right,
let's go, Murad, what are we doing next?
No. No, no, he knows.
He knows it is because what, like what I think the series has
turned into is like it's an ongoing discussion.
And, and I'm I'm treating it like a, like an ongoing, like,

(29:28):
yeah, like an ongoing discussion, an ongoing
conversation, like the philosophy of it all.
And I think we got to the first episode was covering like the
past and the second episode I thought was very much present
slash future oriented. And this third episode is going
to be sort of the conclusion, I think of this saga of what's

(29:49):
what actually lies ahead. And then after that we'll
revisit, you know, some different things, I'm sure.
But that's sort of my plan for that.
Wouldn't it be a trilogy that's.What I said.
No, you said Saga. Well, it's well, you're right.
I didn't say trilogy, but it will be a trilogy.
It's fair enough, but it's like a this is a a saga can be a
trilogy, no? I don't know man.

(30:09):
Available on DVDVHS. VHSV.
HS coming to VHS and DVD Ponta MU Red.
I'm excited dude. Trilogy.
It has. Actually, number 45 and six, we

(30:30):
just labeled it 1-2 and three. Yeah, this is actually the.
Return return of the Super cycle.
Next after return I was in the next episode will be Murad
strikes back return of Murad. That sounds pretty dope
actually. He like, imagine like going like
this really nasty bear market and it's just like the return of

(30:52):
Murad and everyone's like, oh shit, we're about to be so back.
A new it's like. Disappears for months and we're
like wow, we lost our hero and he just comes back.
We saved months, but he was really just kind of like a week
long vacation. Where have you been?
He just posts the the little like the rainbow graphic just
and everyone's like oh shit, everything starts bumping.

(31:15):
Dude, that's how I did the reveal of the first epic.
Did you see the reveal for Episode 1 I.
Don't think so, no. What?
I don't have a. Lot of time on that video.
What do you mean by reveal? I watched.
The whole the announcement of when I announced episode 1.
This hurt, right? I have to say this hurt because.

(31:35):
I'm I'm sure. Naboobu saw it, at least.
One time Naboobu saw it for. Sure, I probably did.
I just don't know what you mean by the reveal of it.
I posted like the announcement that he would be the next the
like when I announced episode. What am I trying to say guys?
Why am I? Why am I?
I guess it is all gonna reveal, yeah.

(31:56):
You want to play the promo videoof.
Course I'm going to play it. Yeah.
Sonic. 'Cause they cannot find it.
I'm looking for it. Fuck you.
You have no right to say the things you're saying to me.
Episode 1 you. Have no right.
Yeah. The prequels.
Just keep going, keep going. Then see the prequels.

(32:17):
Your honor, this was recorded live.
I will find it all right. It's like it's like the that 10
minute section of the after showor like not the after show but
after the show last stream wherewe just started muting each
other in the middle of conversations.

(32:39):
This is what we do. Found it all right.
All right, let's go. Here we go.
OK let's go. I love that meme dude.
Hey, hey Rex, when are you goingto drop plushies?
I actually sent off three of them just for like a little test

(33:00):
run to make sure, you know, theyget them.
I shipped some international andthen some like national I guess
you should say. Out of three.
Yeah, out of three, yeah, I justsent them all over the world,
like the three that just out there, 3 amigos.
And if it goes well, then I'm just going to start.
Dude, you're in this video, you didn't see it.

(33:21):
I don't know I'm. Just say yes, yes and please
let's rewatch it it. Was great.
Yeah, we're watching it. Look at all of the bed, the
return of the bed here. We go.
Was it? Was that cool?
Was that cool in it? Yeah.
Look at the mustache bro when you bringing the stash back.
Fuck you. Ready you are.
The that's that's it's it's. Quiet.

(33:42):
Can you guys hear it? No.
As always, you are the best partof Pontoch.
Thank you guys so much. Keep going.
I'm your, I'm probably your biggest fan.
I'm sure everybody could say thesame thing.
Like I, I hope you win. Yeah, I think pawn talk is going
to be very popular. It's going to be a winner long

(34:03):
term. For now, we're doing a rerun.
The people that love this show don't love it because it's
remarkable. How much you weigh, you wait, go
back to that, go back to Redkev.That was one of our first
people. Yeah, first week.
Look at how much weight this dude's lost.

(34:24):
Look at it. Even David, look at like my face
is considerably wider. Anyways, let's.
Please. Love it because it's not, and
love it because it's not. The evolution.
Because if you can take the least knowledgeable person about
crypto. And throw a red.
Cardigan on him, and if they're nothing more than pure

(34:47):
delusional belief, he can succeed, so can everyone else.
Because maybe, maybe he proved. Rugged again.
That you rugged. It was you this time LFG you and

(35:08):
I rugged. I rugged too.
I also rugged. I'm rugging right now.
That's what I said. I admit it to my rug.
Triple rug. The rug.
Can you guys hear me? Yeah, go back.
Yeah, sorry about that. We all rugged.
Sorry. About that, we were back.
At the same time. OK, All right.
Can can we play? You tell us, boss.

(35:30):
Never. Took.
Was believing and yourself and one another.
I know this guy. But I'm sorry.

(36:07):
Blue is looking good, Congrats. So without any further ado, the
next guest on Palm Top will be none other than.
It's like ridiculously overly emotional.

(36:28):
The next guest will be Jesus, Mean coin Jesus.
He is, He is arrived. He's arrived.
And then that's it. All roads lead back to mean

(36:53):
coin, Jesus. David's mad now, Aw.
David, fuck off man. I would.
I can't do it with this. Without further ado, David Cox,
Dean. Jesus.
David Zeus. So, David?
Never got introductional video, never got no promo material.

(37:16):
He's in the promo. He's the first, like the first.
Face we saw. You were just an ad for the real
promo, David. Oh wow.
Zeus. That was so funny dude.
Wow, Jesus. Heard me and Rex had a fight in

(37:41):
2021. Oh my God.
Oh God. Who is this guy?
I think I'm just going to mute him do.
You want to mute? Yeah, David Goxstein, consider
as a warning. Send him a link dude, let's get
him in here. Fuck, he has the link, he has
the. Link Why are?
We Why are we resending? Him sending it to him again.

(38:03):
If he wanted to come, he would be here, I mean.
He wants to. He he, he, he doesn't know what
he wants, OK. Just.
Give him a link. Oh my God.
I think I got as red as my as the cardigan.
That was crazy. Holy shit you were seeing stars.
Dude. Yeah, you, you did get got a

(38:25):
little word there. Laughing pretty hard.
There you go. It's just, it was so, so in

(38:46):
hindsight, it's so overly dramatic, but also.
It like it brought tears to people some eyes and like it
brought tears to my eyes when I first like was like
conceptually. And The thing is, I knew exactly
how I wanted this. To be because.
It was so much more like in the in the moment.

(39:06):
It was so much. Shut up, Tim.
I I saw it too. In the moment, it was like such
a, it was such a milestone because it the entire show had
been leading up to that moment, right?
So like, and we did it that was like day 70 something.
No, not 70. It was like day 60 or 50
something. So it was pretty.

(39:30):
It was just, it was like really,it meant a lot.
At any rate, though, I don't know why.
Oh, I brought up because yeah, that's like if you just posted
the little, the the spiral thing.
Yeah, it's like the bat signal for the for the Bulls.
What is it? Has anyone asked him that?
Like what it is or where it comes from?
Yeah, he said it was actually pretty cool.

(39:51):
It's like a completely, you know, like the graphs, like the
pie charts when you go look at like the holders on like ether
scan or something like that. It's supposed to be like a
decentralized. Where like all the holders are
equal pretty much. It's like a pie chart where
everything's equal. So it's like completely
decentralized. Like I, you know, everything's
just like distributed perfectly evenly.

(40:12):
So everybody wins. I don't know, He, he had some
theory, he, he worded it a way better than that, but it's, it's
pretty cool. I was like, oh shit, OK, OK, MU
rat. All right.
I thought it was just some, you know, Technicolor thing you just
grabbed off. It.
Had a deep meaning to it. It was pretty cool actually.
It goes into his his thesis of of what he he represents the way

(40:36):
he talks about. So yeah, when he asked him about
it again, so he can explain it alot better than I can.
It's pretty cool one. Of my biggest fears is asking
guests questions that they've already been asked on other
shows. I I hate it, actually.
I'm like, I'm really afraid of it.
Like I don't want to ask you what your name is, you know, I'm
just kidding. They're like, they're like, how

(40:59):
old are you? I've only heard it one time
though, like no one's really kind of like interested in that
kind of stuff. So I've only heard it once.
I forgot where, but I think it was like on a spaces or
something like that, someone just randomly asked them like
what's your profile picture mean?
You know, just and he went on about it.

(41:19):
It's pretty cool. What do you think?
What do you think? Is are you?
Are you? Let's put it this way.
Don't don't make me laugh. It's been such.
It's been such a day. It's snowing out here.

(41:42):
It really is beautiful. Yeah, it's cold.
It's gold cold. Oh, cool.
I'm trying to stalk because David's going to join the
stream, but it's taking you forever.
Come on, David. You'll you'll warm up at the
fryer, don't worry. Make some fries in a minute.

(42:04):
Where, where do you think we're going with with like, I think a
lot of people are at the point where I was in a space earlier.
And I think that there's some anxiety in the industry between
people who think everything, like all memes are going to zero

(42:27):
and, and everyone needs to like consolidate behind one meme.
And people who think not that all memes are going to win, but
that like a lot of memes can win.
Do you think where do you stand on that?
I actually, I have a pretty strong opinion about it.

(42:48):
I just don't ever say it, but I've been watching it play out
over time like for years now. It's the same reason why I knew
Bobo was going to like succeed like long term.
Not, you know, people have different versions of success.
But my version is like for a meme coin to stay alive for
years and years, multiple cycles, It's it's successful.
You know, market caps, all time highs come when meta hits or

(43:11):
transfers to, you know, different coins, whatever
liquidity, you know, volume. That all plays a really big part
in it. But like, I feel like there are
just certain memes that are likerelevant, actually relevant to
the culture that have been for areally long time that predate

(43:31):
kind of like the tokenized meme coin run we saw in 2023.
I think like APU is definitely one of those Bobo is, you know,
like the market memes, things that are just going to be around
for a really long time. I think there's a lot of things
that are just kind of like irrelevant people don't want to
talk about that are going to bleed out.
And I think we're kind of seeingit now.

(43:53):
People are, you know, it's kind of interesting.
I'm like, I keep bringing up like that troll coin and stuff
like that. Just memes that have been like
around for a really long time. People are just kind of, I don't
know, I think there's things that are relevant and people
know what those are, but they'rejust kind of fighting it right
now. And because they want to gamble

(44:15):
and they want to make money instantly and they're not
interested in putting it in coins that are above, you know,
10 mil market cap even. They want to go buy things that
are under one mil and try to, you know, turn a quick profit
and then log off or whatever. I don't know if that says more
about like they actually hate this space and they just want to
get in real quick and leave or what, You know, Like, I don't

(44:39):
know, It's like, are we not making it a place that people
want to stay long term? Is that why they don't want to
invest in these long term projects?
Is this space? Inducive to that rect?
I don't think it is. Not right now, no.
That's what I think is I think there's kind of like a
transition going on right now and it's going to it's going to

(45:01):
take a little while for it to like cleanse and like clear
itself out. And then there will be like a
light at the end of the tunnel type of moment.
And you know, whether it all hasto burn down to go back up
again, then so be it. I don't know, but that's kind of
like my take on it. I know it's kind of like a
doomer take a little bit, but I really feel like that's kind of

(45:25):
like the state of things right now.
I think people are really just, you know, they know damn well
what's relevant and what's not, but they're just choosing the
gamble and the trenches because they don't care.
Did you see the easy coin statement where they're like, we
bring real value through technology?
Like that was a real sentence. They said you.
Know what I'm talking about? Yeah.

(45:46):
I was like, yeah. And I was like, have we really
reached like crypto has become? So it's we've become so hyper,
like I guess assembly lined or, or or I don't know what the word
is. I'm looking for artificial
produced that it's like we, we now sound like this like weird

(46:10):
corporate speak. We provide value through
technology. What what the fuck does that
mean? Like what you're you're what
like and then they're like, we're the future of payment
processing. It's like, did did an AI make
this? Did a bad AI make this?
I bet if I go into grok right now and said come with a
compelling come up with a compelling narrative or mission
statement for a crypto coin I want to launch, I bet you it'll

(46:32):
be you know what? Fuck it.
They might, they might have donethat.
I mean, it's it's launched by people who would do stuff like
that, so. But they didn't do good.
They didn't have to go to AI because this is like all the
alts that were created four years ago 5 They had the same
same bullshit. That was a spit out garbage copy

(46:56):
of any D5 project in 2022. Or the Easy card or whatever.
Yeah, enter your e-mail here to get your Easy debit card.
How many? How many websites did you see on
20 in 2022 rec that were like 10,000 transactions per second?
The most scalable blockchain We're going to bridge NFTS.

(47:22):
Yeah, and it was just just copies of like constantly just
new launches. They all stole each other's
websites. It does kind of look like a
similar website and they just rebrand.
Yeah, different color, change the name and launch, usually the
same team doing it over and overagain, you know.
Same template. Same template, yeah.

(47:45):
So and then, yeah, people start,you know, figuring it out and
then you can't trick people anymore.
And that's usually how it goes. Like get in on something that's
new and fresh and. Like this is just, it can't go
on. It can't go on.
Murad and I disagree about this,by the way.
He says, he says that this can go on to Infinity and I just

(48:07):
don't see how that's possible. People are stupid like people
extract like just like the meme coin slop I guess is like the
pretty much what it is. Am I rugging?
Ain't closing anytime soon. Yeah, the casino ain't closing,
that's what. Oh yeah, I think you're.
Rugging. Hold, hold on.
We're rugging. We're rugging, we're rugging,

(48:28):
we're rugging. Damn I wish we could catch up
with with his Internet. I wish, I wish my download speed
was half of what his is. The funny thing is that he has
crazy uplink, like 4 times the bandwidth of the downlink.

(48:52):
Yeah, city should have that. City should have pretty good
Internet. His neighbor's downloading
something from Tor. He's writing the HOAA strongly
worded complaint right now. Got.
To ask Rock, he's done. Maybe this?
Maybe this? Was like rock was taking so

(49:13):
long. Yeah, yeah, write me a strongly
worded complaint to Tina in Building 3.
Tell David next door to stop downloading porn, please.

(49:34):
Oh, we got two of them now. Yeah, he he carbon copied
himself. Amazing technology.
He's back. Hello.
Are we back again? We all rugged.
We all rugged. We are so sorry about that.
Everyone rugged. Yeah, yeah.

(50:02):
Hello. What the fuck is going?
On. It's it's the weather, you see
it's snowing out here. It's getting kind of windy.
Yeah. Power lines are going crazy.
Five GS all turning my signal, turning my frog flesh, all not

(50:23):
quite blue though. Can't say I'm turning blue.
Am I back? I don't know, are you?
I think it's all of us that's actually having the issue.
It wouldn't be your amazing Internet speed whatsoever.
You're back. I think it's an attack.

(50:45):
It could be an attack. Yeah, Nobu is D dosing you right
now. Darth no Boo Boo.
Return to the MU Rad. Hey grok or send D dos attack to
blue. Rock how do I do a DDoS attack
on blue right? Now how do I fire my laser?

(51:06):
How do I do a DDoS on his uplinkcan?
You guys hear me? Yeah.
Yeah. Can you?
Can you hear us? Is is the question.
Darth Nobu. Now he's just fucking with us.
Now he's staying still on purpose.
I think so I. Don't know man.

(51:28):
No, he froze again. He definitely froze again.
That was quick. It's called quick recovery.
You guys, am I OK? We're good now.
Yeah, you tell us. I think we're.
Are we good? Yes, save it.

(51:49):
Save it 10 more seconds when he's back.
No. No Boo, I'm firing my laser.
Dare you D dos the? Stream How dare you ask Rock

(52:13):
questions about me? How dare you ask Rock questions
about me? What does Nobu know?

(52:35):
Hello, I think he's back. I I think this.
Is not funny. This is not funny.
This is the most frustrating. I'm about to crash out.
This is not funny. Audience thinks it is.

(52:56):
And just for the record. Yeah.
It's not funny. Come back, come back as Bane.
You. You were merely adopted into the
bad Internet. I was born into it.
Talk shit about me again, see what happens.

(53:17):
The dial up connection was the only connection I've ever known
I was. Born in 56 K.
Beep, boop, beep boop. That's all I could hear.
No one can use the phone right now.
I'm on the Internet. Sorry, mom, it's my time.

(53:42):
It's my, it's my time, mom. Oh, hold on, hold on.
He's back, mom. Man, Sally could wait.
We're back. She watched it, too.
It's my time. So first of all, fuck all of
you, OK? That's the first thing I have to
say. That was the most excruciating
experience I've ever had in my life.

(54:02):
Let's start with that. You shut up, Tony Montana.
All right? I feel like.
I feel like. It's Montana to you.
OK, all right, I asked I I'm toosober for this.
I I asked grok to come up with aa non meme crypto and come up
with like a narrative. And so this is the mission

(54:24):
statement, the. Token is called.
We had to deal with you were using grok and that's why you
like crashed. Out No.
Grok used every resource. This is this is the narrative in
the shadow of 2025's AI boom, where giants like Open AI and
Google dominate with closed systems hoarding data and
compute power, Ethernet rises asthe people's rebellion against

(54:47):
tech monopolies. And then it keeps on.
That's what it's called. Born from a coalition of rogue
engineers and blockchain visionaries inspired by the open
source ethos of projects like BIT and Sensor and Render,
Ethernet isn't just another token.
It's the backbone for a new era of democratized intelligence.
And then there's a whole spiel. And then there's this is the

(55:07):
mission statement. Ethernet is dedicated to forging
a decentralized, inclusive AI infrastructure that empowers
individuals and innovators worldwide.
Like that's just not speak. There's that's non speak.
There's nothing in there, right?That's nothing.
That's what easy coins sounded like.
It's coded. It's it's it's trying to tell

(55:28):
you to connect the cable. It's and it is connected.
It smells Ethernet, though. As a Ethernet, it goes.
By leveraging blockchain to create secure, scalable network
for AI computation, data sharing, and model deployment,
we eliminate barriers imposed bycentralized entities, ensuring

(55:48):
privacy, fairness, and accessibility for all.
I like it, let's fucking launch it.
It's already live. Oh.
My God, the bonding curve. Insane.
Sorry. So yeah, that was, Do you guys
really think I was being DDoS? No, you you wouldn't be back up
so quick. OK, Rex, what the fuck are you

(56:12):
doing? It's.
My army I. Actually got DDoS one time.
Tell no, Boo, Boo, we're on. Our way, Darth Naboo, Boo or or
Count Naboo. Boo.
Count Naboo Boo. We don't O.

(56:32):
I don't know why it's still snowing.
It's aesthetically pleasing, fuck.
Let the snow inside of the DeathStar.
That's why is it snowing in here.
It's a good question. It's not.
What are we talking about before?
That's not snow. Oh.
Oh. Whether there can be an infinite
number of these shitters or not,I don't think there can be.

(56:53):
I think at a certain point people go.
I think that's already happening, by the way.
I think people are already going, you know?
Well, right, right, right, right.
It happened in 2021 too with like pancake swap and BNB.
It's just this is taking. What the hell is pancake swap
and what is BNB? Well, 'cause that was like the
big meme coin run in like 2021. And then everything fizzled out

(57:17):
after that. People got tired of, you know,
coins just retracing, pretty much like everyone got exhausted
from the meme coin cycle. I don't think they're getting
exhausted from the the memes this time around though.
I think that these people have come in with enough liquidity to
make the appearance of forevergreen candles.

(57:40):
Yeah. And then right when you buy in.
And they, they have more applications and ways to trade
it. Like you didn't have that in
2021. You had to go and use pancake
swap. That was bearish.
What is a pancake swap? Exactly it's it was worse than
unit swap. Like B&B swap Rooney.
Yeah. It was.

(58:02):
It was. It's bearish.
That's why you don't know about it right now.
Bro if you Google pancake swap the the sponsored website is a
Google sites website. It's not the real website.
Yeah, probably trying to hack you.
That's so scary. Yeah, you got to look out for
that too, like a lot. There's a lot of links like that

(58:23):
they try to get you. Everyone's favorite decks trade
crypto instantly across 9 chains.
You guys probably improved drastically.
Pancake swap is just rug city just so it makes sense that that
would be the first thing that pops up like is but people got

(58:45):
tired of it. And I think the reason why it's
lasting longer this time is because the Solana founders and
just like the Solana Foundation,I guess it's like, you know,
embraced the D Gen. Culture and created like a
platform and you know, easier ways to trade it because they
were like, well, we're getting volume from this and we don't

(59:07):
care. We collect a percentage of that
volume. Yeah, we don't care that, you
know, 99% of traders are losing money on this and losing their
ass. We don't care.
That's like the it's literally the casino.
Yeah, they're just facilitating the blackjack dealer.
Yeah. That's all.
The house. That's it.
How many? But is it new money?

(59:27):
I guess they don't care if it's not new money, because it's not.
They make. They're making their money, even
if it's the same money just overand over and over again.
Yeah, and it's gotten so bad to where now you have what quote UN
quote crime candles. So they're, they're begging the,
you know, the exchanges or the launchpads who get the trading
fees from all the people in the casino to pick out a coin, pump

(59:48):
it for them so they can please make us money, you know, the
casino. It's like begging the casino to,
you know, throw some money back on the floor for the people out
there, you know? Are you saying crime candle or
crying candle? Crime, crime candle.
That's what it's it's called right now.
That's like just crime it just crime it.

(01:00:11):
That's like, you know, the the saying on the timeline right
now, That's what like troll coinis basically getting a huge pump
from pump fun. But you know, it's like
whatever, you know, it just it shot up from like 30 mil to, you
know, 200 whatever mil and there's like it's crime candle.

(01:00:31):
You know it's whatever bro pump funds sending it.
Pump funds got to stay relevant,so they got to constantly have.
They need to manufacture a winner.
Yes, and that's what they're doing.
How do we all know that though? Is it?
Is this confirmed? Or do we all just suspect this?
It's, I mean, didn't they just come out and flat out say it
pretty much like I think I mean.She said it with fewer words and

(01:00:54):
way nicer, more of a probably a promotional thing.
Like look troll just hit 200 milon our platform.
So now, now it's not even here'sthe thing, it it doesn't even
matter if they're if they're honest about it because now it's
like I'm going to stay here because they might pump my coin.
Yeah, yeah, this. Is literally just a casino for

(01:01:14):
them. It's like the whole thing is a
casino. But like but like actually
though. Yeah, they're literally running
the playbook. This isn't.
This is the jackpot. Yeah, so maybe my coin will get
a jackpot. It's actually This is worse than
a this is worse than a casino. This is a lottery.
It's even worse. It's a chosen lottery too,
because it's not like it's not like ARNG of which coin they're

(01:01:37):
going to pump. Wow.
They go in there, they do their research, they scoop up supply
at the low. Yeah, this is because of like
the launchpad wars too, because,you know, they want to win that
war, so they got to, you know, assert dominance by they.
Don't have winners? They have to have winners, yeah.

(01:01:58):
Exactly. And new launchpads are taking
that place because they're doingthe crime candles faster now.
You got bonk, doge bonk. That's the launchpad.
And then I think the new one everybody's talking about is
heaven. Was that a coin on that
launchpad? Oh, Heaven decks, yeah.
And I think they launched some called Light and Dark or
something. And it's like is to say it's

(01:02:20):
like a crime candle too is just like that's what just what
they're calling it. So, 'cause it's like, you know,
if they're throwing the trading fees back into a coin, is it
really like crime? Is it a crime where they putting
money back into the ecosystem that they're?
Creating it's just it's like literally like they're just
making a jackpot for, you know, the traders that were in a coin

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so but. But it's all bundled anyway,
right? So then it's like they're just
creating their own winners. Yeah.
So if that's the state of the the bull market.
The trenches, yeah. If you want to call that a bull
market, like what a real bull market looks like from like like
20/17/2021, I always reference as I'm always saying, like it's

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people scrambling to find coins that haven't pumped yet.
Like that's a real bull market. Like things are just going
crazy. People are turning like 100
bucks into when you know, 100,000 like daily liquidity is
crazy. Volume is up significantly
everywhere. This, you know, when people are
saying this is different, this doesn't really feel like a bull

(01:03:28):
market. This is like the worst bull
market ever. You know, that's what they're
talking about. Like this isn't, you know, when
you need the help of these trading fees or like launch pads
to artificially pump coins. That's not like retail volume or
anything. That's just you.
Know retail is not coming in to download pump fun like I feel

(01:03:52):
like retail is always on boardedthrough like a coin base or a
crack in or you know like a big centralized exchange like don't
quite understand it. But now you might see something
like somebody buying a moon shot, getting on moon shot and
paying the 30% fee to get a halfa soul and they'll they'll play

(01:04:19):
the game from there, which is way more dangerous in my
opinion. Yep.
So that's the current state of everything.
Meanwhile, they're, you know, I got a lot of shit about this
'cause I, I was talking about Roblox and then everyone started
calling me a pedo. So I don't know if you noticed
that Blue they all started calling me out because I played

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Roblox with my daughter one day did.
They wait. Wait, did they actually call you
pedo? Yeah.
So if you want to, I don't know if they can do anything about.
I don't know. That's it's defamation per SE,
depending on where. They live, yeah, they all but
I'll but anyway, I was just bringing that up.
I wanted to talk about like retail.
Blue just shot up. He was like half asleep and he's
like wait, wait, wait, wait. Do I smell a case coming on?

(01:05:03):
In writing. They said it in writing.
I don't know, now they're sayingit all over the timeline or
whatever. I just, it's whatever.
But like. Do we have the IP address?
We can get it. I can get it, but I don't, I'm
not going to do it to him. I can get, I can get it real
quick, but. No, actually give it to.
Us, he'll take care of it. We already got him.

(01:05:25):
I already got him. But like the like the retail
volume, like I think like the record for video games or
whatever, like on Fortnite, there was like 13 million people
all at once on a game. And like Roblox right now is
doing like 33 million people allat once on a game right now.
So I'm always like, well, there's retail.
It's like all the people are playing like Roblox and stuff

(01:05:48):
like that. And none of that is like, you
know, and nobody's really integrating crypto or anything
and any of those gaming platforms really yet or they
just don't like crypto for, you know, whatever reason because.
For whatever reason. Yeah, exactly. 50 right?
Yeah, what do you mean? Yeah, exactly because of the
persona that we put out there for.
Everyone to Boo Boo. Yeah, to digest.

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Yeah, because they're all getting called pedophiles for
playing that game. There's 33 million of them
playing the game currently, so they're just going to let them
scream into the void while they're all you know the Roblox
devs are making millions of dollars right now.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait not even the Roblox devs?
The Roblox Like they have a whole sub industry built on

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Roblox. Yeah, like the game.
Like you just create a game and these dudes are raking in.
Games, the accessories, like there's a whole industry of just
creating avatar stuff. Yeah, it's ridiculous.
Are. You telling me that?
I said that's the next Bitcoin and they all have to meet, but
OK, Like the stock is like mooning and it's just like, OK,

(01:06:58):
all right. Wow, so so these are not serious
people, right? No, they're not.
They're not serious people because I'm thinking about like
trying to like push the industryor just, you know, just thinking
about things to like, you know, kind of evolve crypto or

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whatever. Just like, you know, where's
everyone at? Where do you need to advertise?
You know, where do you, you knowwhere you need to go for certain
things like that? And then they're not serious
people, no. You know what I've noticed?
Rekt. I've noticed that anybody in
this, and this is probably true of any industry ever, have you
ever seen Moneyball? No, you asked me that before.

(01:07:41):
I still haven't watched it yet. That must be the like I ask
people that question probably like I think I've asked
everybody that question. I'm going to have to watch the
movie now. Do you ever?
See Moneyball, that's exactly what Moneyball's about.
It's about somebody who's who's trying, who's challenging an
industry and the way an industrythinks.
And I've gotten a little bit of this as well from different from
different places. Not just like the shit talking,

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not just Count Nooboo, but like the like when when you when you
step forward and say, Hey, I'm going to challenge the way that
we all the assumptions we've made, I'm going to think I'm
going to try and find a different way to doing things.
What I've noticed is that there are people who they need you to

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be wrong. Yeah, I need you to be wrong.
You were saying that earlier. I think I tuned in a little bit
earlier. You, you said something.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, so that's, that's
like a if I for example, I had afriend who purchased a home
recently. And so I told him I was, I was

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renting an apartment and he was like, he was, he was like trying
to convince me that buying a house was like I had to do it.
Now we're, we're both attorneys and he's like you, you know, you
have to do it. And finally, and I didn't know
he had recently purchased a home.
But then then I'm like, I'm like, bro, like what's like,
what's the deal? Like are you, are you trying to
get a Commission? Like are you, you like, are you
an agent? Like what's going on?

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And he's like, and finally I understand he didn't like
understand that. That's what I meant.
But he finally asked like he finally like revealed that he
had recently purchased a home. I was like, oh, OK, now I get
it. Like if I if I decide to do it,
then it reaffirms that it was that you made the right choice.
Right. And so the opposite is true as
well, right? Like it, it's, it's like I

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can't, there are people who needme to be wrong because if I'm
right, then they're wrong. And, and then also like, and
that seems kind of intuitive, but to, to some extent it's like
it's more than that. Because it's like if I'm, if I'm
right or if you're right or whatever, then not only are they
wrong, but it also means that they have been so wrong for so

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long. Yeah.
And then they realized what theycould have had or could have
done if if they if they weren't wrong.
Yeah. So they're no longer interested
in the truth. The truth doesn't matter to them
anymore. They, they're not, they're not
actually interested in whether or not Roblox is actually a
viable place to, to, to advertise or to onboard.
They don't care. What they're interested in is
making sure that the, the way they've operated has been

(01:10:07):
correct. And so it's, it's a, it's a damn
shame when that happens. It's like what you said.
I think you said something you elaborate but like when people
like they FUD after they sell, they FUD because they want to be
right. Right.
Yeah. It's exact same thing, yeah,

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different manifestation of the same emotions.
And so, yeah, you'll, you'll getthat if you say something like,
oh, we should do something. We should go and look, Roblox
calling you pedo is fucking insane.
But. An actionable 'cause there was
like. It is actionable.
Well, I knew. Well, I think it's really mainly
because like the stock was up somuch.

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I have like this weird theory with it too, because like
there's you know, like VR Chat, Roblox, some other, you know,
just kind of like open forum games have always had these
accusations or whatever. And I think it's more so a thing
for Roblox right now 'cause I, Isaw their stock going up and it
hit all time high and I'm like, where's it at?

(01:11:09):
Where's the FUD at? Where's it?
Here it comes. Sure enough, here comes all the
FUD. I was like oddly timed FUD at
all time highs on your stock as usual.
It's like I smell a bear here. I mean, I can I TuneIn there
wreck though 'cause I have AI have a a daughter right And
she's downloaded Roblox because her one of my wife's friends

(01:11:31):
like sons, like one of her friends kids had Roblox And I
checked like 2-3 weeks later just to see what she was doing
on it. And she had like 80 friends.
And like some of these people were even like sending her not
like anything bad messages, but just the fact that like there
were messages being sent to my daughter when we had her on the

(01:11:54):
kid account. Yeah, like these.
Yeah, this, it needs to be like thoroughly gone through.
And so like, yeah, that part of that is kind of real.
It's. Not Oh yeah, it is.
Yeah, it definitely is. I mean, if you go on like VR
Chat too, it's like, I think like VR Chat was one of the more
shocking things like on Roblox you can go and you can like per

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like do the parent thing, you know, make sure there's no
messages you can make sure you can turn basically privatize
everything. They and I hope they I hope they
continue to get shit for it too,so it becomes like one of the
most safest places to play. But you shouldn't even be able
to send messages period on there.
Really, when you think about it like like why, why are you doing

(01:12:39):
that? Especially for kids and stuff
like what do they need messagingfor?
You know, they if you need to send a kid message, you know,
talk to their parents or you gettheir real number and talk to
them. Like I, I don't understand, like
the messaging back and forth or whatever, but that that too.
But I don't know if you've ever gone to like VR chat and shit

(01:13:00):
like, well, the furries are and shit.
It's like really fucking Nah bro, don't do it.
I stayed out outside of that corner.
The Internet too. Yeah, that's that's, that's the
real cessful over there. Although like a year ago I was
looking into the VR goggles so you can play the the fighter
plane game. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I love

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those games. What game was that?
Ace Combat. Oh.
Or the flight simulator. It wasn't.
It was like specifically for VR V Toll, I think think it was
what my friends were playing at the time.
But yeah, it was like a dogfightsimulator.

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I. Think, I think I know what
you're talking about. Can't remember, but yeah, it's
crazy out there. It reminds me of a like to go
back on the the want them to be right when they sell.
Like that James Wynn guy, he used to, he used to hold a lot

(01:14:04):
of Bobo and he sold like half $1,000,000 worth of Bobo one day
like in like 2024 or whatever and he instantly started
flooding the project. He's like, this is a shit coin.
I sold it all. I was like, well it can't be
that bad if you made half $1,000,000 on it.
He's like shut up. It's just people like that hate

(01:14:25):
them. You'll deal with it a lot in
this. Case, you know, looking back, I,
I played video games from a veryyoung age and looking back at
it, I've never, I got, I think Igot lucky maybe where I just had
like like vibes of like, you're weird, you know, but like I made

(01:14:48):
like I, I remember when I was 12/15/16, like I was definitely
playing World of Warcraft with like adults, like in their 30s
and 40s, like definitely 100% I was.
I don't know if they always knewthat I was as young as I was.
Sometimes they did know I was kicked out of a few like groups
for being under the age of 18. But a lot of my like I, I was
never never got like any inappropriate anything, which I

(01:15:12):
guess is like, I'm not saying itdoesn't happen.
It obviously does. But I'm just thinking about like
how how exposed I was as a as a kid to that kind of stuff.
Yeah, I forgot about World of Warcraft.
Used to be like that. Not now.
I think about that was probably like one of the only games that
was kind of laid out like that, maybe like how messaging back
and forth and stuff like that. How do you mean like that you

(01:15:35):
could message. Well, yeah, with just that like
that, you know, with younger players playing with older
players for like a game like that, I just, I just never
really, yeah, thought about that.
Yeah, that was definitely was not a game for children, but I,
I definitely played it as a child and I, I, I, I still have
it. I just don't have the time for
it. But it was, I don't know.

(01:15:59):
I also think like people I don'tknow.
I don't. Know, I don't know, like, yeah,
I like, I, I purely have a like a Roblox account just to like
run in and put hands on anybody that messes with my child.

(01:16:20):
If she's, you know, starts crying, like there's someone's
taking my stuff. I just come in there and
regulate, you know, I'll buy Roblox and like, nuke the room
and leave and then she's happy. So that's about as far as my my
my playing goes. Was it Elon Musk who said that
surgeons that played video gamesnot even played them well, we

(01:16:41):
just played them, performed 20% better than surgeons that
didn't? Yeah, 'cause they hand eye
coordination. Not like that's that's an insane
metric. That's crazy.
Yeah. That's crazy.
I think the games, by the way, my like I always had a very
higher than average reading level as a kid.

(01:17:02):
It won't in vocabulary. It 100% came from World of
Warcraft, like 100%. To this day, to this day, there
are certain words that well, I guess that doesn't matter to
this day, but there, there are so many words that I've I've
like I learned from that game and that I only knew from that
game and that I find out like even to this days, there are
some words that I learned like, Oh, that's a real word.

(01:17:23):
Like I thought it was just made-up from the game.
Philistine shits and troglodytes.
What? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. I learned all of my European
geography from StarCraft. What is it going like?

(01:17:45):
You remember the Did any of you guys play StarCraft?
I did not. I have my friend.
My friends played a lot. You you guys ever remember the
custom games that you can play? He did.
They did. Yeah, Yeah.
There's one where it's called diplomacy and it was like the
1980s map of Europe and you you'd play and you'd have to

(01:18:08):
like learn the capitals and stuff.
It was pretty cool. Sounds familiar?
I guess it was one of those things you had to be there for.
King of potato Internet. It felt appropriate at the time.

(01:18:30):
It felt appropriate. I never want to be someone who
takes himself too seriously. Although I will say, Rex, let me
ask you something. How do you deal with the stress
of being a developer? Well it used to stress me out
more. Now I just don't care.

(01:18:51):
I think like AF, there was a stressful period of time when I
was like, you know, you, you have to go through a period of
time where you're you're actually scared.
You're like project is gonna just like die completely.
Or that's like there's a period of time where you have to like
fight through to to maintain relevancy.

(01:19:11):
And then like you, you hit that turning point and then you're
kind of like, OK, everybody know, like you, you got your,
your battles, you know, strive, you know, and everybody's like,
OK, they're here to stay kind ofdeal.
And so now you can kind of like relax or you just don't really
give a shit when anyone says anymore type of deal.
But like early on it was very stressful.

(01:19:32):
I think I can say that now because I've, I've dealt with it
for so long that I just don't care, but you really just kind
of have to go through it. I can't really say that it I
didn't care about it before or like early on because I did, but
now I I really don't. Do you do?

(01:19:53):
You do any kind of like exercise?
No, like what do you mean like like real IRL?
Exercise like no like yeah. What do you mean I?
Need to, I need to, I need to give back into that.
I think early on in like a project, you're just kind of so

(01:20:14):
honed in on everything. It's hard to do anything IRL
when you're you're trying to getthrough the ups and downs of
running a project. But I think I've gotten to that
point now where I can kind of probably get back into doing
things like that. But as far as like, you know,
motivational things that kind ofget me through, I don't know, it

(01:20:38):
kind of sounds dumb, but I wouldlook at stuff like, you know,
sports motivation and stuff likethat.
Listen to, you know, what would,what would Tom Brady do in this
situation? What would Aaron Rodgers, what
would Kobe Bryant do in this situation?
You know, just just little things like that.
Sometimes you need, you know, tohear a voice that's like, you
know, shut the hell up, quit being a a bitch and keep going.

(01:21:01):
You know, don't let them, you know, don't, don't prove them
right. Basically, keep going.
And that's really why I keep going.
Yeah, wow. I was talking to Yu Gong about
the fact that I like was starting to have panic attacks
after being inactive for four weeks.

(01:21:22):
You sound really bad when I was your age.
I won't. I don't mean to sound like old,
but. You're like not even 10 years
older than me. Just about, but still like when
I was, but still like that period of time, like man, it was
so bad. Like when you like you.
You said you're 2526. Yeah, I just turned 26.

(01:21:42):
Yeah, man. What?
What was what? Caused them for you, do you
know? I don't.
It was just out of that point inmy life, like I had really bad
anxiety attacks. I wasn't even like really in the
crypto that much like that much like how long was that?
No, not even then. That was like, what was it, 20?

(01:22:06):
I don't know. I don't want to date myself.
But yeah, I was just stressed out from just life.
I don't know and just had reallybad anxiety attacks.
I always felt like I was going to die.
Had to go to hospital a few times.
I haven't my brother, he thoughthe was dying.
I, I didn't think I was dying. I just felt like intense.

(01:22:30):
Was that Tim who? Just sighed like that.
No one's going to. Die I just felt like in a a very
intense. I also see that Lieutenant Chef
is here. I haven't forgotten about you,
Chef. You.
You and I say that like, threateningly.
Like I you said you'd come on the show.
Where have you been, dear chef? I wrote you not too long ago,
but you still didn't call him. Anyways, someone made a meme of

(01:22:55):
of Count Nubu and me with that dear Blue I wrote you.
I thought that was funny. Sorry.
It felt like, it felt like intense, like paralyzing,
intense fear and I but like I didn't really know about what
necessarily. And then once I started like I
started running again recently and it, it just like went away
completely. That was, it was just, it was

(01:23:16):
shocking. That's why I was asking if if
you did the exercise. Working out pretty much got rid
of it. Like not even getting like I was
once. I 'cause I was kind of
overweight and then I started working out and I got in like
the best shape of my life. Like, I don't know, this kind of

(01:23:37):
random. I could like dunk a basketball,
like, you know, I could, you know, run a couple miles.
Like I was like in the best shape of my life.
And it, it got rid of my anxietyand completely like I would have
like the one like every, you know, four or five months that
would hit something like that, like a really bad one just
because I didn't, I couldn't really train my mind.

(01:24:00):
It's really just like a psychological thing.
Like you have to train your mindto get over this.
Like there's really no way to get over it until you train
yourself like your mind to get through something like that.
It's all mental. Well, so, so here's the thing.
What's interesting. So it's interesting you say that
because I am known to have in these parts, I, I'm really like,

(01:24:23):
I have a really strange level ofintrospective awareness,
psychological myself. Know too much and then he's
freaking out. But here's, but here's the thing
though. I in that moment, like, I in
that moment like total blindness.
Although like typically I, I typically know what I'm feeling.

(01:24:44):
I typically know why I'm feelingit.
I'm typically good at articulating that I don't have a
whole lot of like grey or fuzziness in my mind when it
comes to like analyzing myself. Do you know what I mean?
That's typically not a problem for me.
But in that, but with the with the anxiety that came out of
nowhere, it was like all that went away.

(01:25:05):
It was like complete loss of vision internally.
And so that's what's so strange is that I, I can't even really,
I can't even really place it. And it's such a weird because I
was, I was, as I was telling Yuong earlier, I was that guy
that would laugh at people who had panic attacks.
Yeah, Yeah. And that's what I always say,
like when people laugh, I'm like, OK, that's what I always

(01:25:27):
say. I was like, it'll hit you one
day and you're not going to knowwhat's happening and you're
going to like freak out and think you need to go to the
hospital or whatever. And it's just like, OK, you
know, if you you know, if you'vehad one, you know, you know, you
if you know, you know, type of deal.
Yeah. Your whole body will go numb.
It's like a, I mean, I've had real bad ones, you know, like

(01:25:49):
that tingling feeling where like.
In the limbs. In the limbs, but like your,
your whole body will do it and you know, the back of your neck
will get hot and you feel like you're going to pass out and
it's just, it sucks and it doesn't really go away until you
can figure out I mean, everybody's different.
You can figure out different things that like works for you

(01:26:10):
that'll make it go away or just like stop it from getting worse.
You know, it's just a really bad, it's a bad time.
It's just a bad time. It was like the only time I ever
went to the hospital for like something like that was because
somebody came over late at night.
I think they were like, they're drunk and they, they like banged

(01:26:31):
on my door. I was living my roommate at the
time. And then like they were just
like a drunk coming over to, youknow, ask where my roommate was
and it was like 3 or 4 in the morning, just startled me, woke
me up and I'm like, boom, instant panic attack.
But I started like having heart palpitations.
I that night. I might have actually been
fucked up. I don't know, and went to the
hospital just to be sure. And they were just like, what

(01:26:54):
the fuck's wrong with you? Are you high?
I'm like, no, I'm just having a real bad panic attack.
It sucked because they're, they're like mean to me at the
hospital about it, but just likethey thought I was like on
mushrooms or something. I was like, no, I just had a
real bad panic attack. Someone was scared the shit out
of me. I thought I was getting robbed
in the middle of the night. I was.
Like I, I, someone put a gun in my face, dude.

(01:27:15):
And like, my hands didn't stop shaking for I was fine.
Like I thought I was fine. And then I realized, 'cause I, I
went to a gas station and wait for the police and I went to go
buy a Coke 0 'cause, you know, priorities and I got to check
out and I like handed, I put thecoke on the on the table and I
like my whole hand had just beenshaking.
I didn't even realize it. This is this is me during a

(01:27:35):
panic attack. I don't know if you've ever seen
Dune. I don't know if you know, the
fear is the mind killer speech that she, that she does you.
Oh, you've ever seen this? I haven't seen this one either.
I'm about to watch Moneyball andDude now.
So dude, Dune is so good. She has this speech.

(01:27:56):
She's like. Fierce the mind killer.
It's does. It have Zendaya in this one.
Yeah, yeah, she's in both of them.
But in this one, she's only at like the very end.
It's. Like good.
Good. Dude, Zendaya I think is one of
the most overrated. Nope.
She. I am like everybody knows in the
Bobo community too. I'm like the biggest in Zaya
Stan. She's such a by the way, I

(01:28:18):
think. I.
Think she's an amazing person, like as a person, but as an
actress, she has no emotional depth.
She by the way, do you know whatI think her best role has been
her best. Her best role has been in the
movie Challengers. Do you see that one?
No. Hey, hey.
Rex I don't really watch that many movies.

(01:28:39):
Let. Me ask you something, Yeah, I I
realize that. What have you seen of Zendaya's
that you like so much if the? Timeline I'm like she acts.
I didn't know. Oh, that was a.
Question. Oh yeah.
She acts. No, not.
Really. I know she acts, but.
Not really, actually, but fair enough.

(01:29:00):
I'm speechless. Every time she pops up on my
timeline. It's almost say everyone's like
why? I'm like just just be quiet.
Let me look at her. Unbelievable.
Unbelievable. Well, I, I mean, I don't have
any Like, that's not my, that's not what I meant.
You know, I was just talking about the acting.
Wait, so you don't watch? What do you do for fun?

(01:29:22):
Rekt. A meme.
All right. I have been trying to watch more
movies though. I I was just like, I don't know
what it is about movies. Like I watch movies and I I just
don't want to watch them becauseI feel like it's just like a big
like a waste of time. Like I just give front.
I don't know if it's like I haveADADD or what.
Like I'm just like, I don't wantto watch the movie, but then

(01:29:44):
I'll start watching the movie and I'm like then I'll end up
enjoying it. Do.
You watch shows. Sometimes so I just really
picky. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Pause, pause, pause. You think watching movies is a
waste of time? I feel like it.
But. But.

(01:30:06):
No, forget, fuck. Meaning, as you, as you've said
on on, on the record, you watch sports.
Oh, I love it. You're not a serious person.
Really. You're not a serious person.
It depends. I don't.
Well, no. No, let me tell you.
Let me tell you how every singlesports, I guess like broadcast

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goes, they, they one team has the ball and the other team
doesn't have the ball. Then they try to score and they
succeed and the other team gets the ball.
Or they don't succeed and the other team gets the ball.
Man put ball in hole. That's pretty much how it goes.
Man happy. And that and that's not for
about an hour or two or four, depending on the sport, and

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that's not a waste of time. No, I can gamble on it.
Oh my God. I think fighting's way cooler
than any sport involving a ball.Fighting.
Yeah. I agree.
Rex, are you OK? Almost OK I'm good now.

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I just I drank my water. You were you were sleeping
earlier. Yes.
Well, why were you tired? I don't know, let's get.
I mean, I've been going to bed early.
Tim, are you? Are you sleeping?
What's going on? May.
No, yeah, I'm hearing someone. They're gone.

(01:31:36):
They're going all. Right, it's probably LFG.
LFG are you asleep? He's gone.
Of course I'm not gone. Just.
Pulling your leg. Did you fall asleep?
Of course not. And it's Tim.
Tim's mic, by the way, for the record.

(01:31:58):
For yeah, for the record, what are you doing, Tim?
Me I am reading telegram message.
OK rekt what the fuck were you talking about?
Oh, Oh yeah. Why were you asleep?
I've just been going to bed early.
It's it's school season again, so you have to wake up early.

(01:32:20):
Yeah. Take little the layers to the
school. Yeah.
You wouldn't know anything aboutthat yet, Blue, but you will.
Yeah, you have to wake up brighten if school actually
never ends. Or actually, you might not.
They'll take the bus. I took the bus.
I turned out fine. They'll take the bus.

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You'll become so rich you'll buylike 80 acres and have two wives
to homeschool your eighteen children.
Nanny. No, he's going to have five.
That means he's going to have tobuy 5 school buses.
I want 5 kids but I I I think they can take the bus.
What? Why?
Why I don't? Know you didn't need a nanny.

(01:33:05):
Yeah, OK. There'll be a nanny.
So what? You know, All right.
There you go. Well, what's your life gonna be,
Eddie? I think more people should talk
at the same time. Five.
Yeah, get used to it. There's only three.
Imagine 5. You're gonna be like.
What's your wife going to be doing?

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At 6:00. Driving the bus.
Driving the bus. I don't know wifely things.
So why do you need a nanny? OK, the no nanny.
I don't know if she wants a nanny, the nanny and if no nanny
then no nanny. I don't.
Know Nanny already breaking the rules?
It's not. It's not really my problem.

(01:33:49):
It's. The way that I look at that not
my problem. No nanny.
I can handle the discipline, I can handle the extracurriculars,
everything. Here's the thing.
I don't want to marry a woman that doesn't want dominion over
everything like that. Like I want her to want that.

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If she doesn't want it, then I don't want it.
You know what I mean? Like I think, I think it's
really, I'm really bullish on women who are proud to be like
educators and mothers in like a very comprehensive and holistic
sense. Bullish on that, bearish on the
whole. Like let's let's do 5050 and let
like, like, yeah, let's both have half a job.

(01:34:30):
Let's do that. Let's let's both of us have two
halves and two jobs. How about you do a full job and
I do a full job. How about we do that?
I'll do 2 full jobs even. But like, I don't like the whole
like be half a parent, half a like provider and then half.
It's just weird. I don't get it.
Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm stupid, maybe I sound foolish.
Don't get me wrong. I don't think that you, you

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shouldn't like chip in and help where you can.
It's, I'm not saying that like, oh, I'll never drive my kid to
school. I mean, I won't 'cause there's a
bus that works just fine. But like if there wasn't, then I
would do that. That's just my and that too like
that's also healthy, depending on how far it is.
You know, when I was a kid, I walked to school.
Not like 10 miles, but you know,I walked so. 10 hours.

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No, I walked. It was like a quarter mile.
It wasn't that far at all, maybea 1/3 of a mile.
Through the snow. One one day I had to walk 2
miles home during If you Google Snowmageddon 2012 in Georgia.
Uphill. Both ways.
Up uphill, No. So we they had to let it it was

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early release because it was just the most ridiculous
Blizzard we've ever seen in Georgia's history.
And I was wearing flip flops that day and I walked home I
walked home, you know, I didn't know it was gonna Blizzard, OK?
I didn't know that we're gonna have Anyways, I walked home.
I didn't know I was, I was 12, like 12.
And so I don't check the weather.

(01:35:55):
Did you have the fat boy Crocs on?
I didn't flip flops, flip flops and I wore flip flops and shorts
every single day no matter the weather.
And and so I walked like 4 miles, 3 or 4 miles in flip
flops in in ice and snow. And when I got home, my parents

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thought my toes were gonna fall off.
Did you get lost? No, it's just it's how far it
was a. Minute ago it was like. 1/4
mile, right? Yeah, 2.
Different schools that was that was elementary school and that
was middle school. Two different.
Schools. I was 12 years old.
Yeah. No, my elementary school was
like a 1/4 mile, maybe, maybe 1/3 of a mile from my house.
And I didn't go there for very long because I moved.

(01:36:37):
We moved to Georgia when I was like 10:00-ish.
So we just wrapping up fifth grade.
Yeah. So I'm, I remember that day
they, they sent us home from school and they like, had parent
chaperones to like, lead like little exoduses of kids.
And mine just kind of stopped. And they're like, there's a kid

(01:36:57):
named John Scott. That was his name John Scott.
It was me, John Scott and Grace.John Scott was a band kid.
He played the tuba. And Grace was an art girl.
She played World of Warcraft with me as well.
And, and we all lived in different neighborhoods, but our
bus had the same route or we were all on the same bus route.
And John Scott knew the way. I didn't know the way, but John

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Scott knew the way. And he, he was just, he, I
remember the adult that like, again, we're like maybe 2 miles
from where our houses are. And John and he just looks at it
and goes, does anyone know the rest of the way?
Because he didn't want to go down that way because he, he was
leading the rest of the group somewhere else.
And John Scott's just like, yeah, I do.

(01:37:39):
And the guy and the adult who does not know John Scott, no way
to verify whether John Scott knew what the fuck he was doing.
He looks at John Scott and he goes, OK, and that's it.
And then, and so we just, I followed John Scott 22 something
miles in the in the snow, and I eventually made it home.

(01:38:00):
I'm certain that I made the triptake much longer than it needed
to 'cause I think I went throughtwo neighborhoods that I didn't
have to go through, but I eventually made it home.
So that's my story. I'm looking at it right now on
on YouTube, on my phone. Snowmageddon.
It's real. Yeah, I mean, I guess it would

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be terrible for Atlanta too. You know, they're just not built
for any type anything like that.0 preparation like 0 ability to
mitigate any of it. Doesn't take that much to send
that city into chaos. You know, the ice on the roads,
I see it in like, just all the wrecks from all that.
Yeah, it's really bad. And that's just when they think
there's ice. That's not even really when
there's ice. They have like no preparation

(01:38:42):
for that like. None.
I mean, now we do after Snowmageddon.
After that. We commemorate every year but.
It's like Oklahoma, the Tornadoes, they got all the
shelters in place around the state after it kills everyone,
you know, so. Well, it's like that joke.
What? When do they put when do they
put a a road sign warning peoplethat they're a deer?

(01:39:03):
After a deer jumps through a windshield.
Yeah, yeah. So it's yeah, that was a crazy,
that was a crazy experience. And school was out for like 2
weeks, dude, two weeks, no school.
And at the time of there were two blizzards, but the the

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before Snowmageddon, there was asmaller one that doesn't get
really, we don't commemorate it as much.
I I lived in a neighborhood thatwas like, it was an uphill.
It was uphill for maybe half a mile, but it wasn't like uphill
minorly. It was, it was like a 45° angle
and the school buses just couldn't come up.
It was just, it was just no way.So we did, we just didn't go to

(01:39:48):
school either. You know, weather in Georgia is
funny, but I love it. I don't people, there's some
people that like they live in Florida and they're like, yeah,
Florida, Florida. By the way, why do they
pronounce it like that? Florida, Florida.
And I'm like, I don't, I don't like living in a place that's
just constantly 90°. Where?

(01:40:10):
That sounds like hell. That's literally the definition
of hell. Yeah, that's the Panhandle of
Texas. Why?
Why do people? Yeah.
There's nothing. Well, I think Panhandle of Texas
is probably hell, like for real,because one, it's like you're
not even really living in Texas.There's just nothing out there.

(01:40:31):
I don't know if you ever drove Amarillo.
Oh yeah, I'm around the area. I I drove from Atlanta to
Arizona. Fuck.
And and back in in 62 hours. Yeah, I know that.
That's a hell of a drive. 62 hours.
It's crazy how long that drive is.
You wouldn't think that drive would be that long, but it's

(01:40:52):
it's a shorter. How the hell does that even
happen? OK, Atlanta to Dallas is the
same amount of time as like Dallas to California, which is
if that makes any sense to anyone right now.
Yeah, it's just so you're, you're thinking like coast to
the middle, but no, it's the east stretch is farther.

(01:41:16):
And yeah, yeah, it was like 20. Yeah.
It's like a 24 hour drive from Atlanta to Texas, like 22 hours,
something like. That no, it's got to be longer.
It was something like, well, it's like straight if you want
to drive like completely straight, like I think it's
2023, something like that. I'll tell you.
Yeah, look it up. We I went so I was The story

(01:41:40):
behind this one is actually pretty interesting.
It's the. Brutal drive.
If I if I do say something myself did.
You drive Missouri. Yes, I found I No, no, no, yes.
No, no, no, no, no. Maybe.
At the end we went through Oklahoma where I found a pocket
knife in the bathroom. That was interesting.
I don't think he would have drove through Missouri.

(01:42:02):
Yeah, it depends on where you you can take the South or if you
drive like straight across. If you go through like the
Missouri, like the Ozarks, it's like it's brutal 'cause that is
just like some winding forest Rd.
Driving through Arkansas is fun though.
From from Atlanta to Seligman, Arizona, which is where I where
I drove to is 1800 miles and 26 hours straight.

(01:42:25):
It's, it is. It's just the, it was the most
we drove. This is the route we took.
No, this is not the route we took because we went through
Fort Worth, but it's essentiallyit's hell.
And we went, we did this becauseI had just taken the LSAT for
law school and I did not get a good score.

(01:42:47):
Well, I did not get a good scorefor me and I was like, it's not
the score that I need. I was in a very, I was in a
program that would not advance me as a candidate because I, I
was, I was applying to law school before I finished
undergrad. And so they would not advance me
as a candidate if I didn't have a certain score that needed to
be above like the qualifications.
So it's, it's very, it was a very intense program that

(01:43:07):
anyways, I had burnout, like a serious burnout and I just
didn't get the score and I didn't give a fuck.
So then I took the LSAT again and this time I like studied for
it and I got 1.1 point better, one point better than the score
I had previously. And, and then I, my parents,
like I think I had like they've approached me one night and

(01:43:29):
they're like, what, like what's going on?
Like what the, what the hell? Like what's going on?
And I was like, I just kind of don't care.
And they're like about law school, about the LSAT.
And I looked at them dead in theface.
I was just like about anything. I just don't really give a fuck.
And so my parents just kind of looked at each other and without
even blinking, we're just like, all right, road trip.

(01:43:53):
You, you and dad go. You're going on a road trip.
And I was like, OK. And you're like, where do you
want to go? I was like, I don't, I don't
know. They wanted to recreate a road
trip they did with my brother because my brother and my dad
did something similar. They went to California.
And so apparently it's like a rite of passage in our family.
I guess. I don't know.

(01:44:14):
And they, so they're like, like,like, where do you want to go?
And so I was like, I want to go to the place that they based
Radiator Springs off of in the movie cars, because it's a real
place, like the, the inspirationfor it.
So it's a little place called Seligman, Arizona.
It's right at the end of Route 66 and it's, it's a real play.

(01:44:35):
And I went there. And so we drove and my, we took
turns driving and then we would stop at like AQT or some kind of
gas station and sleep for like 6or five hours and they keep
going. We basically, I was pretty much,
we also like had a lot of talking and, and still
searching. I'm pretty sure I was good to
turn back around in Louisiana. Like by Louisiana.

(01:44:56):
We, we, I had done all the like thinking that I needed to do.
Yeah, but we were like, fuck it,we're already here.
Like we're going all the way. And so we did.
We got there. OK.
We got there 10 minutes. You know, we, I walk around,
take some photos. I still have the photo.
I'll pull up the photos and and then after like like not even 20
minutes, I go, all right, let's go back.

(01:45:17):
And then we just drove back. Let me tell you New Mexico, the
entire state is a piece of shit.The whole thing.
The whole. Thing is a piece of shit.
It's disgusting and I was ashamed to find out that that
was America. I'm.
Serious. Did you drive through there at
night? I did.
And day, 'cause it was like, youknow.
Did you drive through Albuquerque at night like it was

(01:45:40):
you didn't like it or like. Nice.
It was nice. So when you go back, when you go
up to to like when you go through Albuquerque, you go kind
of up to Arizona to the like themountains, by the way, the
mountains of the most beautiful state.
Arizona's one of the most beautiful states I've ever been
in, especially in Newton Mountains where it's like kind
of foresty. And next to Arizona, next to New

(01:46:01):
Mexico is a piece of shit as Butas you come, as you come down,
it's like you come, you descend from heaven to this hellish
nothingness. And at night, 'cause we, when
we, when we came down the mountain, it was night.
So you can see Albuquerque is just there and then there's
nothing around it. Yeah, it's so crazy.
Yeah. It's just like this city in the

(01:46:22):
middle of nowhere. Yeah, it's like in this like
just valley or whatever. Yeah, that's like one of the
craziest. If anyone ever drives just in
New Mexico, just that drive intoor out of Albuquerque at night
is crazy looking. It just, it's really wild.
Here, this is the and it, by theway, we experienced every

(01:46:43):
season. So it started randomly snowing
in New Mexico and then it stopped.
We had to go through Flagstaff, AZ Really.
I stopped at a Panda Express there that apparently is like a
famous Panda Express. You have to like, literally
drive over a Rocky Mountain to get to the other side of
Arizona. Like in Flagstaff, like brutal
on your car. Yeah, there's like snow capped

(01:47:05):
up there. So you're going to go through
winding snow capped roads and then this.
Is it? Where's this at?
This is Seligman, Arizona, the birth place of historic Route
66, as you can see here. OK, so you did a.
You did drive, if you were goingthrough Route 66, you drove
through a lot of Oklahoma then, huh A.
Lot, yeah, Yeah. What did you think of Oklahoma?

(01:47:28):
I did not think much of Oklahoma.
It's just flat. It's.
Just yeah, It was just nothing. A lot of cows I think I saw.
Yeah. It looked like if I stopped,
they would kill me. Like it.
It just did not look like a friendly place.
This is the photo I took. This is the one photo I took of
Seligman and that's it. And then we turned around and

(01:47:49):
went. Home.
OK, Yeah. That's my story.
Yeah, that's it. Oh, hold on.
Wait. There's a happy ending in the
story. I so we, I, I took, we did this.
I got home, I signed up for another LSAT and and and got
above, above the square that I needed.
So it worked. A Lightning McQueen.
The spirit of Lightning McQueen.Lightning McQueen.

(01:48:12):
I I love. Mater.
We have a. We have a in my town, there's a,
there's a mater like replica sitting outside to welcome
welcome you into the town. Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Say that again. Sorry, there's.
Like a mate, like Mater from cars.
Yeah, there's like a replica of it, like greeting you as you

(01:48:33):
roll into town here. So.
We went in November, so it was really beat.
Like the whole country is like very beautiful everywhere we
went except for New Mexico whichis a shithole.
It sucks there, man. It really does.
There's nothing like it's, well,what catches people off guard
about it too. It's like higher elevation, like
a like it's just it's higher elevation and it's kind of like,

(01:48:57):
you would think it's more like desert for some reason.
I don't know it it is, but it's just like higher elevation and
cold. Yeah.
Bearish on New Mexico. Freezing it was so cold and it's
like and it's and it is higher by the way you think it is
higher elevation, but yet like the mountains of Arizona as you
leave Albuquerque even more so, but it was free and I was packed

(01:49:18):
for the fall of Atlanta, which is which is warm.
So I didn't bring and I was I wasn't packed because in my mind
this is not like a trip. This is like a car ride.
So I froze my ass off for much of this trip, but the it's like
it's like such a shit hole. I I can't stress this enough,
not only. 'Cause it has no redeeming

(01:49:41):
qualities about it. Like at least like at least in
like Oklahoma or you get like the rolling plains or like the
cows and the grass. And but then you get to New
Mexico. It's just, it looks like Mars,
like pretty much just like that would be the place where they'd
film like Mars, you know, just. Disgusting.
Not only is it disgusting, theirstate signs are.

(01:50:03):
Gross. They're they're anti human and
there are these like random amusement parks that look like
where you go to die that are just they like sparsely like
throughout like random places like there's a gas station.
A little teepee. Little teepee, Yeah.
Don't go in there either. To the rattlesnake.

(01:50:25):
Well, I it just. It looks like a random, there's
like half an amusement park in there.
It's like a roller coaster that looks like you will die if you
go on it. It looks like it like a
travelling circus, like split upand they all took different
attractions to different gas stations.
It was just, it was like it was just such a hell hole and.
And there was. Like you said nothing redeemable

(01:50:46):
about this place and every single store looked the same.
Like they use the same disgusting architecture and the
same materials it like it. It's like they thought they were
Miami like they built that placelike they thought it was going
to be Miami. No, I'm serious though and and I
don't know what the fuck that was about.

(01:51:06):
The the like the was it like thePueblo style homes or whatever?
I can't, I don't know. It's like a clay, almost like.
A weird. Yeah, I don't know what it's
called, but. Disgusting.
It's called disgusting and and they have this again, their
state sign like everything was just so gross about that place.
And I was just like, what? I was really, I felt

(01:51:28):
disrespected by New Mexico. And I felt, I know I'm, I'm
being so serious. Though I filmed Breaking Bad
there, you know I. Was so ashamed of it.
New Mexico. Don't show me old Mexico.
If this is New Mexico, I don't want to see Old Mexico.
Give it back to Mexico. Give it, double it and give it
to the next person. Bearish on New Mexico, sorry if

(01:51:49):
anyone's from New Mexico. Fuck.
Damn, someone said those are called Indian reservations.
No, I saw those two. I just, I kind of withheld my
judgement just because I didn't understand what I was looking
at. Well, they're bearish though,
you know, you get better. One like Oklahoma is like it
literally means red land or someor red.
I think it's well, Oklahoma is like the Trail of Tears.

(01:52:11):
That's where they send all the Indians.
So we got, you know, it's betterover there.
It's new. Mexico.
It was I really like. I don't know how New Mexico has
gotten away with being New Mexico for so long.
Like no other state has said, hey, what the fuck are you
doing? Hey.

(01:52:31):
Pick it up. Yeah, you know, I'm serious
though. Could you imagine if each state
was a person on a team? New Mexico is like that person
that clocks in late, doesn't do shit, you know, like New Mexico
should have been fired from the United States a long time ago.
And I think, I think it's time we had a referendum on New
Mexico. I got Roswell and that's about,

(01:52:53):
you know, the UFOs. That's it.
I don't even think they're UFOs.There's no human wants to be.
Do you think in all of the granddesign of the cosmos,
intelligent life out the capableof space travel, they could go
anywhere, would go to a shitholeof New Mexico?

(01:53:14):
I thought it was a good place toland.
I don't know. No one will suspect us here.
Could you imagine? It's like, it's like, it's like
Jeff Bezos gets on his yacht andhe goes, ah, where to where to?
I know New Mexico. New Mexico.
Let's go to New Mexico. OK, load up the kids.

(01:53:36):
Let's go. Can you imagine you're a
civilization that you've just you've just unlocked
interstellar travel? Disneyland, New Mexico.
Company, 2020. Or. 2028.
Not even Disney could save New Mexico.
But I, you know what, here's my like, honestly, the idea that

(01:53:59):
someone wants me to believe thatsome, some like alien life
that's capable of interstellar travel that has the resources
for that 'cause it's a fortune and it's, you know, it has to be
like, and that they would of allplaces go to New Mexico.
Go fuck yourself. Are you kidding me?
New Mexico, like there's, was ita worse place?
Why not like Bangladesh? You know what I mean?

(01:54:21):
Like, is there not, is there nota worse place for them to go?
Unbelievable that. And who believes this?
Do people really believe that they went to New Mexico?
I don't know. It was a weather balloon.
I guess that's what that's the official story.
Do you think aliens exist? Well, they haven't been back.
I know that they got, they got the word out at least before
they died. Like don't fucking come here.

(01:54:47):
The last thing? That's the last thing they said
back to the home base. This place fucking sucks.
Fucking this sucks. We're dying.
I ain't fucking wreck. The wreck wasn't what killed
them though. They got out, looked around and
fucking died. They said that was it and just

(01:55:14):
drop dead. Wonder if they're like I need to
speak to a manager? We fucking saved 10 light years
for this shit and they just instantly died of an anxiety
attack or something I don't know.
And then they never been back since.

(01:55:34):
But oh. My God, it only takes a couple
bad reviews on Yelp. We found that we fucking we came
to the wrong planet. Dude, there's a scene.
Look it up. There's a scene in in Lion King
where Timon, Timon, Pumba and Simba.

(01:55:56):
Cross the the. Vast Sahara desert and they
arrive at Pride Rock, which Scarturned into just a shit show.
Oh yeah. Timon turns to Simba on.
He's on Pumba's back. He turns to Simba.
You guys will be somebody. He turns to Simba and goes.
We came back to fight your uncle.
For this, for this shit, keep this shit right.

(01:56:19):
Here this is what you want. Yes.
So Can you imagine? Maybe one of the aliens was like
Simba. They didn't make it.
It was a bad version of Lion King.
It's just. Like.

(01:56:41):
Alien King. They got off the ship and the
kid alien was like. What the fuck?
They came back here to fight your uncle.
I'm trying to find the scene dude.
I'm trying to find the scene forthis.
Shit you got it does kind of look like Mars so maybe they got

(01:57:01):
confused. I really want to show you the
scene but I don't think I can find it.
Why do I have this like? This is.
These are this is my special talent correct?
I just like I have these random scenes in my head.
Yeah, I know that. That's a yeah.
That's a good one. The good scene.
God. Do you?

(01:57:23):
You know what I'm talking about,right?
Yeah. Oh God.
I just never really thought about it like that.
So you came back here for this shit?
It's the by the way, I remember laughing so fucking hard when I
was with the way to Moncos for this.
This here I think. I'm back for this.

(01:57:48):
It was a lot better like 10 years ago dude.
Yeah, hopefully you're not showing me the action remake.
He's not. He wouldn't do that to you.
Imagine showing the cartoon the real version.
Dude, this is this is just I have to play this for the

(01:58:09):
because I I painted the picture.Yeah, let's let's watch this.
We're going to watch this. Let's just give people
ammunition. For what?
The Lion King is the Disney copyright strike.
It's this is for we're we're commentating this is for
satirical purposes and thereforetotally lawful for us to watch

(01:58:31):
it under fair use so they can suck my cock.
All right, here we go. Damn, Disney.
You hear that, Disney? There's no sounds, I don't hear
anything. You can't hear it.
No copyright strike can narrate.It can.
Narrate it. We didn't hear it.
Yeah, yeah. Can you just go to the park and

(01:58:52):
be like, this is what we came here for?
Yeah, just narrate it. I'm not narrating it.
We're watching. It's like 40 seconds.
OK. Is it too loud?
Oh, you can't see it? Wait, so he's like crossing the
entire Sahara, right? Is it loud?
Too loud. No.

(01:59:13):
It's pretty.
Good. This is New Mexico, Simba.

(01:59:35):
This is you getting out of the car.
Truly, it's awful. Your dad's like, wanted to come
here. Yes, that's New Mexico.
What did you expect? She.
She. Was just awful, isn't it?
It's. Awesome isn't?

(02:00:00):
It Lions. Lions died.
There's nothing, nothing funny about this.
Lions are dying. I didn't want to believe you if
you imagine this is the aliens. Talking about New Mexico, I'll.

(02:00:20):
Need you to come back. I finally got some sense knocked
into me and I've got the bump toprove it.
Besides, this is my Kingdom. I laugh in the face of danger,
ha ha. Ha, I see nothing funny about
this. Timon Pumbaa, what are you doing
here? At your service smiley.

(02:00:41):
We're going to fight your. Uncle.
For Roswell, look. At it, it's just desolate.
There's nothing moving that's New Mexico.

(02:01:02):
Yes, Timon I. Think this is some random re
dubbing? This doesn't sound right, but
it's whatever. I'll never watch Lion King the
same again. I'll be like, damn, it's New
Mexico. Oh my God, holy shit.

(02:01:25):
So New Mexico is basically Africa but burned down.
There you go. Yeah, it's Africa, but worse.
Imagine. Imagine Africa and everything's
dead and there's no grass, there's no cool cool animals,

(02:01:48):
nothing. Just a bunch of, you know,
people on math walking around like zombies at the local
popping. At the local everywhere.
At the local everywhere. I can't do this dude, it's so
hot. Sitting in those those teepees

(02:02:08):
on the side of the road with therattlesnakes.
You know, everybody asks what ittakes to make it in this game.
Everybody asks what it takes to make it in this game, and Blue
is literally just taking his tieoff from work that he got home
from like six hours ago. What?

(02:02:29):
What do you mean? Oh, what?
Yeah, everybody, everybody was asking you questions on that
moon cat show today. Like, oh, how'd you do it?
Should have told them I don't take my tie off until tomorrow.
God just shit on New Mexico. Yeah, shit on New Mexico the
whole stream. Fuck that place.

(02:02:50):
It's like it's like imagine someone set all of Africa on
fire. And all the animals are gone,
all the no redeeming qualities. And I ran through the desert to
get there. It's awful, isn't?
It all the worst animals survived.
It's just a rattlesnake lizard. Things that'll bite and kill

(02:03:17):
you, They're all alive. The hellish thing.
The hell is thing? Horny toads.
Yeah. Oh my God.
Ela monsters. Jeez, that's just insane dude.
Oh. My God, thank you.

(02:03:37):
Thank this the the best thing that New Mexico ever gave to us
was tonight by the. Way.
Wow. What's?
Their like, what is their? What are they like?
What are their rankings? Let's ask Rock.
What's their slogan? I see the dissertation in your
little your little preview there.

(02:03:58):
Oh yeah, that's from what I yeah, that's the the Ethernet
coin they wanted to come up with.
What is the point of New Mexico now?
OK what? What the worst and best
statistics? New Mexico.
OK. Anyways, yeah, other than, I
mean, Texas isn't bad. It it, it's like the worst part

(02:04:19):
about Texas is that it's just just you have to drive for 40
years to get from like one side of it to the other.
That's the worst part of it. And Texas is like the speed
limits in Texas are 10 miles an hour faster than like almost any
other state I've been to. That's a state.
We need a light rail. For real.
Someone said imagine being the King of Mexico.

(02:04:42):
Oh, here we go. Oh, oh, sure.
New Mexico is called the Land ofEnchantment bullshit.
Boasts unique strengths and natural resources, cultural
heritage and innovation. Innovation.
Yeah, they found a way to build a city in hell.
You're some of the standout. Positive statistics, natural
environment and tourism. Who's Who's touring New Mexico?

(02:05:05):
Isn't that where the Grand Canyon's at?
No, that's Arizona. Their population's really low
too. Only 2 million people live in
New Mexico. That's pretty crazy.
And 500,000 of them live in Albuquerque.
Hey, we're learning some good things about Mexico.
Santa Fe is the oldest state capital in the United States.
Wow, nice. That's cool education and

(02:05:29):
research. New New Mexico has more PhDs per
capita than any other US state. That's pretty cool.
Driven by federal research facilities like Los Alamos and.
Area 51 they're like, hey, most PhDs per capita because.
The government. Because the aliens, bro.
OK, worst statistics about New Mexico.

(02:05:50):
Hatch chilies are also grown in Texas there Yeti.
Oh, nice. OK, what is it good for?
Hatch Chili's. Hatch Chili's isn't is all New
Mexico? Oh is all that they're good for.
OK, here's here are the bad statistics Crime and safety New
Mexico ranks #1 in most Violet and property crime.

(02:06:14):
Yes, Albuquerque. There we go.
Crime rate of 778 per 100,000 residents.
Holy shit. Breaking Bad.
That's why I was filmed there. And and property crime 3500.
Better Call Saul. It's ranked dead last.
Wow. It's ranked last.

(02:06:35):
I told you, dude. I knew.
I intuitively. I knew.
This place is the funeral healthand quality of life ranked.
As the worst state. To live aliens couldn't make it.
May you think anyone else is going to make it?
It's pretty bad dude. You had a one in fifty chance

(02:06:57):
the landing in the. State.
Oh God. It's ranked as the state to live
in. It's considering affordability,
economy, education, health, and safety.
It has one of the highest property rates.
Holy shit. And among the worst for raising
a family or having a baby. Oh my God.
Traffic fatalities remain high? What?

(02:07:19):
Even the traffic. Sounds about right.
Oh dude. Yeah, I.
Mean for for a lawyer. Yeah, good, good business.
Just saying. Yeah, OK.
It says it's ranked 43 in economy and 42 in infrastructure
with high unemployment, no shit in rural areas and under
investment in security, 48 out of 50 in quality of life and

(02:07:42):
among the worst for business. Wow.
The the other challenges it's ranked last for moving to with
issues like drug addiction, organized crime, institutional
decline. It has the lowest water to land
ratio and high drunk driving history.
Wow. Audit drugs.
Sounds like a paradise, huh? Just to just to just to

(02:08:06):
summarize for anyone just joining us now, the positives of
New Mexico is that a lot of people are forced with PhDs are
forced to go there by the government and it is is the one
of the old is the oldest state capital in the country.
The cons are that is actually the worst place on earth to
live. You think you think Nobu lives

(02:08:28):
in New Mexico. That's why he's so grumpy.
Count Nubu must be from New Mexico.
Maybe they're from New Mexico. Alchemy's bro I could just do.
That. Yeah.
He says he's from the East Coast, but he's definitely from
New Mexico. Wow, why would they make a New
Mexico? That's true.

(02:08:48):
What? Like, why would they do that?
We should have a new New York, anewer.
Newer, Newer. The newest The newest York.
We should have newer, newer Yorkand newest York.
Newest York. Fuck, dude.
Wow, I'll wait for B3 baby York.Pump it the derivative.

(02:09:15):
It's the derivative. Fuck.
Man, this is this is crazy. I like I'm I'm this has been an
insane experience, Rex. I know we were like, we don't
have to stream for that long tonight.
It'll be a quick. We'll just do a quick, you know.
Yeah, it's a quick one. Yeah, 20 minutes. 20 minutes. 20
hours. We're deep diving into New

(02:09:38):
Mexico at this point. We've learned so much, though.
We have. Even newer Mexico is what alert.
She says we need an even newer. An even newer Mexico.
Newer, newer. Mexico.
There. Were some said the worst part of
Texas is driving into New Mexico?

(02:10:01):
Let's just rebrand New Mexico into even newer Mexico and it
might go off to a better start. You know God.
Oh my. God they need they need a
rebrand. Figure something out.
Wrecked, man. I'm going to call Knight here.
I think I have. I don't I I'm scared to look at
my calendar for tomorrow morninggiven that it's 12:30 AM.

(02:10:26):
Fuck, dude. I thought we were onto something
like 5 more minutes and we were going to CTO New Mexico.
It's probably like 5 coins launched from the stream going
pumped out fun right now you'll see a few.

(02:10:48):
We're CTO. Someone needs the CTO that shit
like some something needs to happen.
Wait, wait, we CTO New Mexico the.
Mission of the coin is to save. Oh wait, hear me out guys.
This this might sound crazy. We CTO New Mexico, you know, not

(02:11:10):
that big of a grade yet. There's a mission statement.
There's actually quite a few NewMexico coins on Pump Fun and
they all are at 0 of course, butI've just, I can't believe
there's actually that many. Wow, holy shit.
Oh, dude, I don't have anything tomorrow until 10 AM, OK.
But still it's this is I still have to show up, you know, did

(02:11:35):
the dove new the the dev rug in New Mexico?
It was a slow, it was a slow rug, so.
I don't think it was that slow, man.
New Mexico. Was the first, was the 1st.
Coin launched. Apparently the oldest coin
launched and the rug did I. Just want to know why there's so
many of them. It's fucking strange.

(02:11:55):
Yeah, I typed in New Mexico on pump Fun and I see like 50 more
than that. Type in Texas.
I bet they're all up there in value are.
We did we Like, did we? We're not the first ones to have
this idea. Apparently not.
We're. CTO in New Mexico.
I want to tweet this out. We're CTO in New Mexico.
Oh God, we'll be running a spaceabout it tomorrow morning.

(02:12:21):
New Mexico, they can't run. There's, there's, there's date.
You think they're going to run a?
Space Nubo Nubo Mexican. We count Nubu, Mexico.
Naboo, Naboo. Naboo, Mexico.
Wreck man. Thank you.
Yeah, he says. Call Murad.
Get get New Mexico on the list. Not even the list.

(02:12:42):
Not even. Murad about New Mexico, if
there's anything he can do, is there anything he can do do?
You. Have any advice?
Yeah. That's a skit.
That's a skit right there. Like propose bring all the data.
Let me just, he like quickly brushes us off.
He's like, no, that's a piece ofshit.

(02:13:03):
I have. I have.
Just lose it like, Oh yeah, there's absolutely nothing I can
do for that anyway. And.
For that reason, I'm out. Do the Shark Tank pitch of New
Mexico. That'd be the funniest thing
ever. I'm offering you the absolute
worst quality of life in the entire.

(02:13:25):
And I'll give you force doctorates.
Unbelievable. That's.
What you get? That's it.
I'm going to call it I'm going to call it a night here.
Rekt. Thank you so, so much for
joining us and you we'll, we'll see you next Tuesday, all.
Right next Tuesday, hopefully ata random time.

(02:13:47):
You never know when that go up do.
You have. Do you have any final thoughts?
I'll give you. I'll give you the stage.
You have any final? Final thoughts, you know, just
everybody out there, stay positive, you know, don't let
the negativity, you know, flood into your your heart like you
were living in New Mexico. We got to live like you're in
New or York somewhere with some scenic views.

(02:14:13):
And that's all I got to say. Use you know the spirit of
Lightning McQueen and let it enter your heart and soul and
send it. Send it.
That's all I gotta say. And with those words, ladies and
gentlemen, that brings Pontoc toan end.
Have a good. Night.

(02:14:48):
A long time. I feel like I'm walking blind.
I know right time. There are no light to this
light.
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