Regular Normal People Podcast
this is a blog for a podcast called Regular Normal People Ah, the majesty of mediocrity. Welcome, weary traveler, to the exquisite dumpster fire that is Regular Normal People. We are Mike and Michael, your quintessential average dudes, bound by the cosmic joke of sharing a birthday (Cancer, naturally) and a questionable fondness for poems featuring your second cousin's undergarments. Yes, some therapists would say that's a "complex," but we prefer "hilariously inappropriate." Now, you might be wondering what qualifies two recovering forty-something fucksticks (we've both used the term in aforementioned poems) to grace your ears with their dulcet tones. Honestly? Beats the hell out of us. People kept saying we should do a podcast, so here we are, microphone in hand and sobriety intact (mostly). Expect the unexpected. We might delve into the existential dread of pizza topping distribution, the finer points of firearm safety (responsibly, of course!), or the delicate dance of navigating recovery while still appreciating a good set of knockers (yours, ours, the universe's – we're equal opportunity objectifiers). Guests? Who knows! They could be Nobel laureates, escaped zoo animals, or the hookers we strategically hire to walk out mid-recording because, well, that's just good podcasting, folks. So, if you're looking for sanitized self-help or celebrity gossip, this ain't your grandma's knitting circle. This is raw, unfiltered, and occasionally explicit. We'll talk about weaknesses, strengths, moms (both yours and ours, buckle up!), and maybe even the existential dread caused by the aforementioned pizza topping distribution. Buckle up, buttercup, because Regular Normal People is about to get wonderfully weird. P.S. We still haven't figured out the intro music. Suggestions welcome as long as the copyrights are free. hello! K, bye. #cults#handicapped#neurodivergent#recovery#relationships
Episodes
listen, i'm tired as shit. played poker last night, stayed up late, woke up early... i'm tired. i phoned the cover in, forgot to upload the other days, idk. it's on me dawg, that's my b. but here it is. our friend joe stopped by, gave us a window into sober living with the fellas. he didn't eat all my chips, so that's pretty good. i;m just gonna go ahead and upload this because i'm tired. i don't even know what i've been doing, but...
int his expseosde, we went swimming beofre the theopsisdoe. and then we did a podcast, this one. epsoede zero zero three one. it's been a few weeks, but we're still doing it. we talked about all kinds of shit. the batteries ran out, but we're doing our best. one podcast at a time. this time with our friend joey. look, i don't know what you want from us, just listen to it. damn.
didn't even remember it was number 30, fells like we just started this yesterday. trying to make up for lost time, but shit's been hard, bro. rough year. anyway, i need to do my taxes. we went to a nice restaurant then shot guns, but no explosions this time. for you anyway. lots of shooting. ear still ringin. take it or leave it. a very special thanks to our 5th listener. we couldn't do it without you.
i dont know if whose fault it was, but man we got fucked up. some of us did anyway. maybe we're just getting old. need to take a break from that restaurant for a minute. anyway, we been gone for a minute but i seen this podcast and i wanted to upload it on you. its my downfall. listen to it all. gotta get that paper. josh and alex joined us, idk if they got fucked up too. man.
in this episdoe, the boys discuss the meaning of life and the meaning of death and anal sex as usual. it's been quite a month here at rnpp, and considering it's only febuaryay, 2025 is fucked. anyway, if you're still with us, thank you for all of your money. it's your contributions that allow us to keep bringing you the high-quality programming you've come to expect from rnpp, and for that, we're grateful. listen, you never know wh...
here at rnpp, we take valentinves's days very serious. that's why we've dedicated an entire epoissode to helpful tips for you're upcuming valentinves's days. let Gerry and the fellas guide you to erotic bliss this valentinves's days. pro tip: clean the tp clingers out you're ass first if you expect someone to eat it.
now, we talked about some other shit, but that's all i've got for you. just fuckin listen to the dad garm edpspidsod...
in this sapesideo, the guys find themselves in a literal cracker barrel with Mitch. idk how we even ended up there and we almost didn't make it out alive, but we did eat their racist-ass food and the racist-ass pot roast was pretty good. figures. oh, and there's no actual barrel of crackers, but the waitress said they used to have it, a long time ago. she wasn't even white, so i don't know how she can work there. fuck man. probably...
it's janurary first twenty-twenty-five, that means it's new year's day and of course the fellas are in bastrop, shooting at some hats and eating black eyed peas and cornbread and some more cornbread. best damn cornbread in bastrop. best damn cornbread this year. this episode has more guests than that cornbread had corns in it and they' were twice as friendly, and that was some friendly-ass cornbread. in this episoode, this girl was...
in this esespidode, the boys are back in town, and that town is blanco. some people say blanco is the birthplace of the color white (blanco is spanish for white) and the first rocks on earth ever, which are also blanco, or white. after we met up with charlie, memphis and sally, michael delivered a lesson on knife sharpening, we looked at garbage pile kids and then we shot some guns. it rained a little, which is fitting because blan...
int this appisode, molli & kelly join mike & michael in the studio. they have the tiktok, they have the nails, they have the stanley cup, but what they didn't have was an episodee on our podcast, and now they do. honestly, i think they were gonna rob us, but then they figured out we were relatively cool. idk. i noted they refused our new signature sparkling matcha refreshment inspired by micajah. can't win em all. i don't e...
tbh, i wasn't even there, but it sounded like some cute girls were when michael called me live. they had nice voices, they could've been hideous, i don't know. anyways, sounds like everybody had fun, and i was there by telephone. i didn't even listen to the epssseode, but i don't listen to them anyway. at any rate, it's a short one, just listen to it and stop asking questions.
oh yeah, updated the logo. i think this is the official ...
in this ezpisode, devin and the boys head down to the big greasy, h-town, houston, home of players and pimps and the oilers and apparently the astrodome is still standing. not that it would fall over on its own, but who's counting.
anyways, we stopped at bucee's a couple of times and an upscale bucee's knock-off that had copper sinks and $5000 stainless firepits. fancy. they didn't have beaver nuggets, but bucee's did and i put the...
in this saasporsode, we misspell michaijah's name because no one told me how to spell it. nobody told me. nobody. i'm sorry if if if i got it wrong, but i tried my best, and that's all we can do. anyways, in this eapesidoe, the fellas discuss cool shit you can do in prison and a bag of t-shirts and a bunch of other shit. it was like 2 hours, i can't be expected to remember everything. happpy thanksgiving and merry chrismtas.
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in this ppeisode, the fellas take a cue from their social betters and tone things down a bit and learn about the proper lube for silicone dildos. you were right, we were wrong. there's a little something for everyone in this very special expossode.
in this explisode, the fellas carve pumpkins with the help of an ar-15 and some tannerite. i don't recall a lot of conversation, but it's not like you haven't heard us talk before. the pollo was rico and we were all very grateful. grateful, not hateful, y'all. this exiposdoe, anyway.
in thiss epxsiode, the fellas hit the road with ethan and run into charlie, erica, bruce and a whole mess of other people whose pronouns we never asked. it's a long one. it's all over the place. buckle up, buttercup.
in this expisgode, things take a turn for the worse. seems some previous episodes have been romoved and for that, we are sorry. we've angered the internet pixies and felt their wrath. anyway, cameron dropped by and we discussed problems and offered no solutions, because that's just the fuking way it is
in this expizode, michael and mike introduce jose to asmr, the whirl of topics and other unsettling truths from the rnpp world...
in this episode, the fellas produce some asmr and reflect on the inherent emptiness of existence.
in this episode, the michaels and steve get shafted hard in guadalajara. never did figure out what the problem was, but we got a podcast out of it and mike had the tres leches. trigger warning: intro contains insincere apology.
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