And today's man of the match is... WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK

We've mixed it up a bit this week.

As Chris was in Manchester for the weekend and Jim seized the chance to use his seat, we have a stand-in host for this week's episode. (With Taylor making his return to the starting lineup, it was probably for the best.)

We reflect on a great first-half performance on Saturday and a perfunctory second half. A remarkable explanation is offered about the Man Of The Match award by the stand-in host to end the reflection on that game.

We salute St Mirren for consigning Hearts to the bottom six, and we identify the man responsible for the equaliser at Pittodrie.

Finally, we look forward to Sunday's semi-final, where we are hoping for a performance and passage to the final, setting up a treble and of course, we are entirely confident that the new ticketing system will not mean there will be utter f*cking carnage at the turnstiles.

As always we appreciate all of your positive feedback and support, it really means a lot to us.

Thanks to @fitzpas.com for the artwork and @arseneparcelie.bsky.social for the outro music.

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