May 13, 2025 • 50 mins
Ever wonder what happens when you add "Mc" to everything you order at McDonald's? On this episode, we discover that not only will you send your friends into hysterics, but you might just get your meal paid for by a laughing stranger in the car ahead of you.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I started drinking at 6 am and we're here now.
I don't know what time it is,but I'm rolling deep.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Mick, welcome back to the Rolling Deep Pod.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Mick welcome Mick.
Thank you for listening, mick.
Let's start the rolling deeppod.
Mick welcome mick.
Thank you for listening, mick.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Let's start the rolling mick.
The mick, the mick roll, themick roll.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Six wow, I'll be really hammered when I go to
dinner with my gram.
Well, I mean, happy mother'ssaturday to gram thing.
You're not driving happymcmothers day mcmothers day six
(01:04):
banger, I'm not taking that itis, it's on the okay, but it was
gonna roll six if it didn'tland on the court I do, I
factually know that you don'tknow that.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Two Plus six, see Rolled twice.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
That works.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
No, it was a false roll.
We did a re-roll when Alexlanded on the ground.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
You're going to tell me that we don't have a re-roll
when the cord stops.
My dice Nope.
Whatever Rope to Alex Four.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Four.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Seven.
Well, you know, chuck iscaptain.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yeah, somewhat Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Six banger Our next guess we should get a fake dice
that I'll just have six.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Yeah, six, six Six Plus Six.
Yeah, six, six, six Plus Six.
Yeah, yeah.
But anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, so that was a Mick dice roll today.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Mick, thanks.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Mick, you're welcome.
I'm having a Mick twisted tea.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I'm having a Mick Voodoo Ranger Juice Force Mick
IPA, and it's mckay's yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
So you want to know why we're saying the mix.
Well, we were went to thecasino last night.
We'll probably go a little moredepth into that later but uh,
this was after the casino postcasino mcdonald's run, and uh, I
think that's just always thebest place to start out on your
post.
Uh, casino run is eithermcdonald's or, if you win big
(02:49):
somewhere, nice yeah, but uh, asyou can tell, we didn't win big
.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
So, uh, we went to mcdonald's and uh, I asked for a
mc roasted coffee and then Ijust mc roasted mc coffee and uh
, I was ordering, I drove and uh, to be completely honest, I had
no clue what was going on.
(03:16):
I don't think it was like anecessarily a joke from chuck at
the time.
He was just kind of saying itwasn't like he was trying to get
us all to laugh and I didn'tcatch on to it and just ordered
it to the lady as a mick roastedmick coffee with three mick
sugar back, yeah, and then sheasked cream or sugar.
(03:36):
I looked at chuck, he said yes,and I said which one?
And he said sugar and I saidhow many?
And he said sugar and I saidhow many and he said Mc3.
So then I just turned and toldher Mc3.
And then everybody starteddying in the truck.
So then preceded the rest ofour order.
Just had like seven Mcs in whatwe were ordering, like we were
(03:58):
like can we get the McCrispyMcStrips?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, the McSpicy McChicken.
Yeah, yeah, the mc unsweetenedtea, or whatever yeah, the mc
half cut I liked when you saidmc, that'll, that'll, mc,
that'll be it.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
But you said that'll, that'll be mc it.
Yeah, yeah, I said that'll bemc kid.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
And then um turns out , I mean we didn't really know
this, but uh, we got up there tothe pay station there and I
whipped out my card and she said, hey, the guy in front of you,
um, thought that you guys werejust hilarious.
He wanted me to tell you guysthat.
And we were like, oh shit, likehe was.
(04:44):
He heard us and we were, andshe was like, oh yeah, he said
that he was like crying,laughing in his truck and I was
like, oh okay, and then we'd gohand her my card.
And she was like, no, he paidfor you because he thought you
were so funny that was a mickwin yeah, and then we just kept
yelling at this guy until he gothis food.
We just kept yelling to mickyeah, mick, thank you micktisms.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah, adam out the window but then it just
continued on the whole way homeyeah other than just mcdonald
food, food items yeah well,throwing up mick hearts yeah it
was a pretty successful micktrip lots of mick love, oh, but
also, uh, I do have beef withour local local casino a little
(05:32):
bit.
They got rid of my favoriteslot game, wicked wheel I'm
really upset the wicked wheel.
Shout out wicked wheel fuckweird wheel.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I have a question for you guys.
So do I buy an Amazon couch?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I say you buy an Amazon house.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Whoa Amazon house.
I don't even think they havethose on Amazon?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yeah, they do.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
They have houses.
Yeah, I'll pull it up for you.
Alright, pull it up for me.
Or do I go to a furniture storeand buy a couch?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Probably a furniture store.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
But I feel like the Amazon.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Have you ever sat on an Amazon couch?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
No, no, but I feel like it'd be a nice couch.
But who knows what in the world?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
You can buy a house on amazon.
Yeah, what?
How much is that option?
One or one option from tenthousand dollars?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
ten thousand, yeah.
What in the world, yeah, tengrand buys you a house these
days, guys yeah, look attwo-story is it just like the
kit?
Like no dude, like do you haveto pay someone to put it
together?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
that they have a crane on-site install wow, how
much is that one uh 30 000 oh,that makes more sense.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I I could dig with that.
That makes more sense.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Yeah, usually ships within six to seven days.
What in?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
the world.
They put that thing on a boatstat like they're like all right
, put.
They put on a speedboat fromchina and just fucking hammer
down.
Yeah, it's pretty sick.
They go.
Holy shit, we just got apurchase.
Guys Get that on that speedboat.
Stat.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yeah, they don't want any one-star reviews yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
They're like someone get a crane over there.
We're gonna build this house.
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Yeah, look at this Houses to live in.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
That's wild.
Four bedroom, two bathroom noway, no shot, dude.
I man, I made.
I made some failures in life.
Yeah, dude, I should havebought an amazon mansion and
then this amazon mcmansion anamazon m McMansion.
Well, the thing is think aboutthis how much is that one Like
that one's?
Two floors, four bedrooms, howmuch is it?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Let's see I've got to freaking.
Quit trying to see my room here33.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
So think about this you could buy three of those for
a decent price, and then youcould have an Amazon.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
McMansion.
You could buy three of them forunder $100,000.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah, and then you just have yourself a little
property and put them alltogether, you know, and then you
have yourself a little.
This is my McMansion, yeah, myAmazon McMansion.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah, two, three, four bedroom.
That's, that's wild.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, you didn't know that it's time to throw that on
the prop.
There he hammer down.
I want to see how it looks.
Here's a boathouse oh wow youcan get a boathouse that's wild
yeah fuck, amazon is sellingeverything these days.
Josh, can you get animals offAmazon?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah, I think so.
Can I buy like a giraffe?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
It's like chips in three days.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Let's see Animals, live animals.
Giraffe Maybe not?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
a giraffe.
They probably can't get that.
Oh yeah, look there, it is 26bucks no, that's a fake giraffe
let's say animals eaten by ahighland cow oh, little plushy
guy yeah eaten by a milk cow, bya new jersey or jersey mike now
(09:51):
can you buy a quarter of a cowon there.
Yeah I bet you, I bet youthey'd cut and wrap your buck if
you killed it too yeah yeah,cut and wrap yeah, they go two
to three days.
Dude.
Amazon does everything.
Amazon.
Like when we were learningabout what a monopoly is in
school they are a monopoly, yeahfor sure.
(10:12):
Like they're starting to getinto that category, like there's
nothing that they don't selland there's nothing that they
don't sell or do that's cheaperthan anybody else that can sell
or do it.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I just can't wait till amazon buys disney why is
it?
Speaker 4 (10:29):
jeff bezos can say he's the new mickey mouse.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, jeffy b talk about millionaires.
What was that thing you said tome yesterday about uh elon?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
oh yeah, elon musk, if he spent I can't remember if
it was $100 million or just $1million, I think it was just $1
million If Elon Musk spent $1million a day he wouldn't go
broke for like I think it waslike 1,153 years.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Well, that's crazy.
If he spent $ million dollars aday, imagine spending a million
dollars a day my life would be.
I don't think I could do that.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I think I'd just go to the casino.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, just roll in there every day.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Dude, if I was a billionaire, that's what I would
do.
I would go to a casino and justtry to make the biggest, most
godly bets I could and just tryto fucking bankrupt the casino.
Could you imagine being abillionaire?
Go to a casino right and you'vejust like won so much that they
owe you the casino.
Yeah, like such like a highamount.
(11:35):
The casino literally just allof a sudden closes its doors
because they're like, yeah, wehave no money, we keep paying
this guy out.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Well, it's like, have you seen that guy that bets on
the Mets or whatever?
I think it's the Mets, but hedoes, like $2 million, bets a
game, oh Jesus, yeah.
And then one of the games itwas like $77 dollars on the game
(12:06):
.
Yeah, and they won by one runthat'd be the biggest sweat of
my, I mean, yeah, I mean imaginewinning 77 million, and it was
like in the night at the bottomof the ninth or top of the ninth
or whatever.
It was the last.
What which one's the last one?
The top, bottom?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
depends on where they're playing, but yeah, I
think it was the bottom.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
It was like like the last play they were hitting last
and they won over one run.
They won by one run and it was.
He just was like they, everyonearound him like lost their mind
.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
But it was like 77 million dollars and you almost
lose it yeah, my, my closeststory to that ever is I bet 43
million no, I'm joking theMariners local MLB baseball team
(12:58):
here.
They were down by like fourruns in, I think, the bottom of
the eighth, which means theyweren't playing at home, so they
only had one more at bat and,uh, I think their odds were like
(13:18):
plus, like 6,000 or something.
I bet like five bucks on it.
I can't remember what I bet onit, but I mean something.
I just took their money lineand the payout on it was like I
can't remember, it was like overa thousand bucks, I remember,
(13:39):
for like five bucks or 10 bucksor whatever.
I threw on it Um, um, and theytied it up in the ninth and went
to like the 13th inning andlost.
Oh god, literally they liketied it up and it was like tied
for so long and then it got tothe point where they started
(14:01):
like automatically starting witha runner on second and I was
just like okay, okay they got.
It's good like they just needone solid hit.
Yeah, score, like like here weand no no two more innings after
that, and then they lost and Iwas just like, and you were like
fuck yeah you're like man, Ialmost, I almost made $1,000.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
But it was on something just like crazy like
that.
You know, you win some, youlose some.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah, so you got big plans for Mother's Day tomorrow,
Alex.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
My Mother's Day plans .
I think we're just going tohave some mimosas or
screwdrivers, eat some food andwatch some Rick and Morty
Pinnacle.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Whip screwdrivers.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I like that.
I like that.
What time are we startingscrewdrivers tomorrow?
I don't know.
All right.
Well, what's your plans, harry?
Not sure.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Maybe I run down to the old Astoria.
Astoria has a Saturday marketmarket or like weekend sunday
market, whatever well, but theirfirst day every year is on
mother's day.
So tomorrow's like the firstday that they start it for the
summer until they close it inthe fall they always open up on
(15:19):
mother's day.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I do like those little markets.
You can find some good, goodrandom stuff in there that you
didn't know you needed and thenyou walk out of it and go.
Actually, I'm pretty sure I doneed that, I'm happy I made this
trip uh I found some jalapenohoney one time in one of those
markets and it was prettydelicious like garage sales.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yeah, what about you?
You got any, uh?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
yeah, um, probably nothing in the morning, but in
the afternoon we're makingsteaks and then probably some
other little dishes things, andthen my uncle and my mom and my
grandma and my aunt are rollingdown and gonna eat some steaks
(16:01):
for Mother's Day, and maybe I'llroll to the store tomorrow and
get Graham some steaks formother's day, and maybe I'll
roll the store tomorrow and getgram some flowers or something
and I know this episode is goingto come out after mother's day,
so happy late mother's day toall the mothers out there in the
world who decided to give birthyeah, who decided to partake in
intercourse?
yeah who decided to get lit onenight.
(16:22):
And then boom, next thing youknow, nine months later, baby
time.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
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Speaker 2 (17:28):
I like that.
I like that.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
You know girls can't do the machine gun noise.
I've heard that that's like athing.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Really.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
I mean, I guess what kind of machine gun I always
think of like a.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
We just sound like Perry the Pilatapus.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Perry.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Hey Perry, that was a beef coon, that was some iCarly
shit right there.
I feel like that should be.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
What a Pilatapus?
What does a Pilatapus soundlike?
I feel like it should quack alittle bit and it's like I don't
know, but it does have thatpoison thorn thing, doesn't it
have like a poison hook orsomething like that on its foot?
I found a video.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Barb.
This is a 14 second video.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
All platypuses have barbs on their cock.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Little barb cock.
Oh, jesus Christ, new Mountainplatypuses have barbs on their
cock, little barb cack.
Jesus christ new mountain, newmango rush mango mountain rush
oh, here we go.
Platypus noise, that was prettyclose.
Oh, is this the water?
(18:47):
Yeah, that was pretty close.
That was really close to aplatypus.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Nice call man, it sounds like I should get a
tattoo of a platypus on my ass.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I think you should.
Are you going to give him a hat?
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah, how much for you to get Dr Doofenshmirtz
tattooed on your ass.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Six bucks.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I'll give you ten.
How many views to get DrDoofenshmirtz?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
How many?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
episode views.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
A thousand in one month.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Yeah, if we can get a thousand listens in one month,
you should get a rolling deeptattoo on your ass.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, I will.
I'll do it too.
I might get it.
Alex, you got to hop in on it?
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Do we all have to get it at the same time?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Yeah, just an RD or something you know.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Yeah, I'll get it rolling deep tattooed in a
circle around my right nipple.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Around your right nipple.
Yeah, that's really I'mthinking tramp stamp rolling
deep tramps yeah, oh yeah, ifany, if any, listener out there
gets a rolling deep tramp stampwith a beer bottle pouring
pouring a beer and the beer'sgoing in between my ass crack
you can, I'll get a rolling deeptattoo on my taint.
(20:07):
Whoa, I like that.
I like that.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
What a play.
Well, we got our real IDs theother day.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Do you?
Feel more American now, now Ican fly.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Yeah, I can fly now without any.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
I don't have to bring my passport Fly like a bird, I
keep on slipping to bring mypassport.
I like a bird, I keep onsipping, sipping, sipping.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Yeah, so Easton, and.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I In my future.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Very good.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Time keeps on sipping , sipping, sipping.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Yeah, Easton and I, we went out to the good old DMV
and stood in line for like anhour and 45 minutes so here's a
real question how many peoplewere in there?
Well, turns out.
Issa and I were the first onesthere, and we stood at the front
door for an hour and 45 minutes.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
That's nice, so how long did you have to wait?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
an hour and 45 minutes.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, but like after you got in there.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Oh well, I mean, we were the first ones in so like
no time at all.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Yeah, Alex grabbed a slip and they said, yeah, we'll
take you.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Oh, I like that.
I like that, that's nice,that's kind of a power play.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
However, we waited there from 7.15 till 9 am, there
from 7 15 till 9 am and, um,once the dmv opened at 9 am, me
and alex just naturally countedthe sheer amount of people that
were behind us.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
it ended up being, uh , 54 people were lined up behind
well, imagine being that 54thdude who just sees the line and
goes I got at least two hourshere.
Well, there's no way morethere's a.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
There's a there's.
A.
Dude behind me said that twoweeks ago he showed up and he
pointed to like a location whichwas probably about 20 people
back and, uh, he said he, he gotthere, they opened up at 9, and
he didn't leave until 1245.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Wow, yeah, wow, that's rough.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I remember last time I was in the DMV I sat there for
I was getting paid because theguy it was for when I took the
boom truck there, one of I tookthe boom truck there to uh, they
needed to verify the vin on itbecause they bought it from,
like, uh, wisconsin or somethinglike that, or michigan or yeah
(22:36):
somewhere over there yeah, and Idon't know, they need to verify
the vin on it, I guess.
So I drove it there and I sat inline.
Well, I sat in line for a longtime and then I got in there and
then I sat sitting down forlike four hours getting paid.
I brought my airpods, I waspretty excited, I watched a
movie and like a couple tv showsand then I finally got in there
(22:59):
and the lady came out, lookedat the vent, said yeah, that
looks good, wrote it down andsaid all right, right have a
good day, dude.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
I don't understand DMVs, man, like cause, like I
mean granted, I haven't doneanything super complicated at a
DMV, like event inspection isprobably the most complicated
thing I've done yeah, whichisn't that complicated, but even
(23:28):
like me and Alex when we werethere getting the real IDs, like
to me it just seems like yeahthere are like some oddballs out
there Like scenarios.
But like we were getting ourreal ID, had all the right shit
(23:52):
with us, ready to go, and Ithink it maybe took them like
two minutes with me and I had totake a picture and pay and get,
but like like I, that's that'salways the thing that pisses me
off.
Like I'm not necessarily pissedoff at the people working at
(24:14):
the dmv it's like they're doingtheir job.
But like if you're gonna comeinto the dmv, like be ready be
ready, yeah I knew I was gettinga real id.
I knew what I needed to bring, Iknew what to show them as soon
as I walked up there.
I got up there and said here,here's all my shit.
I'm trying to get a real ID.
They said Okay, they read myaddress, my height, weight, all
(24:40):
that stuff.
They said Does that sound good?
I said yes, they said Okay, comeover here, let's take your
picture.
Yes, yeah, I said okay, comeover here, let's take your
picture.
Took my picture, I said thankyou, walked back over.
Here's my card right here onthe pin pad clicked have a good
day, sir.
I walked out I listened.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I listened to a guy at the dmv can complain for like
probably 20 minutes about alicense plate.
That it was like a customlicense plate thing, right, and
he wanted to say this thing andthey're like someone else
already has it.
You can't like have the samelicense plate as someone else.
He goes, okay, well, I wantedto say this.
(25:20):
And then they're like, okay,well, you can't.
And then he was like, okay,well, I want to say this.
And I go, okay, well, that'slike you can't have
inappropriate like or you knowstuff like that and then he's
like, okay, well, I want to dothis.
Okay, and they're like no, youcan't do that and then dude
don't fucking put yeah, don'ttry to draw, don't do eight.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, equal sign d
on the freaking license yeah,it's like like, like.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
You should have known that when you walked into the
dmv like yeah, or people thatsit there and they're like wait,
they're like do you have anylike like a letter or anything
that can show that you're likethat's your address or something
.
And then the one guy was likewell, no.
And I go, okay, well, you needsomething that shows that that's
your address.
And he's like or like someother form of identification.
(26:11):
Do you have a passport with youor passport card or anything
that shows that that's youraddress too?
He's like no, I go, okay, well,you can't do that, we can't do
this, you need something.
It goes like why?
It's like yeah, and then theysit there for like 15 minutes
complaining about like why, andit's like just listen to what
they say.
There's a reason behind it.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
That's what, like.
I'm a firm believer in justlike.
Just handle your business andif you miss something, fine it's
on you Leave so everybody elsecan take it.
Like, especially at the DMV,like DMVsvs, grocery stores,
anything right, get in there, beready, handle your shit, leave
(26:55):
like, like that's like peopleget pissed off because they wait
in the dmv so long.
It's like well, yeah, becauseyou're sitting here trying to
pull up a picture in your phone,when you've been waiting for
the last three hours, ofsomething that has your mail on
it.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah, Like You've literally been waiting there for
like the last three hours andyou just didn't know what you
needed.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Yeah, and then the other thing too is like Quick.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Google search.
If you, let's say you don'tGoogle search, you think you
have everything you needed andyou don't, it's like don't
complain to them because they'redoing their job.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Yeah, it's like it's like, yeah, it's frustrating,
but guess who fucked that up?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
yeah, not them, not them they didn't grab your email
or a passport card or apassport or any organ id or
whatever.
They didn't grab that secondform of identification for you
you wanted to bring they want,you wanted them to like pick you
up in the morning and then belike, oh yeah, we need all of
this yeah, it's like here.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Let me grab you a coffee too.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Yeah you know it's like my thing is like people's,
like um people's entitlement.
I think is just ridiculousthese days oh yeah, like, like,
uh.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
It kind of reminds me of, like that part in the
hangover when, uh, when, uh,they were trying to figure out
they were in the doctor's officeand uh, he told them they had
gotten roofied or whatever.
And he's like, is thereanywhere?
We were talking about going,and he's like, oh yeah, you came
(28:31):
from the, the best littlechapel.
And they were like, oh sweet,where's that at?
He's like, oh yeah, he's likeit's on the corner of get a map
and fuck off.
He's like I'm.
He's like I'm a doctor, not atour guy.
Like figure it out yourself.
Yeah.
And he's like I'm a doctor, nota tour guide.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Like figure it out yourself yeah, and he's like
giving a guy a prostate examwhile he's like trying to figure
it out.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
He's like oh yeah, it's right in the corner of get
a map and fuck off like I don'tknow that I'm a doctor.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Well, it's just wild that I think you and I were both
over prepared for what webrought.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Oh yeah, dude, while I was standing there for an hour
and 45 minutes, I literallyjust kept thinking of shit that
you might need.
I had two pieces of mail thatsaid my address on it.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
I'm going to cut you off there a minute.
I got to head out.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Love you guys.
But yeah, like I just keptthinking you know hour and 45
minutes.
I just didn't think like oh,I'm just standing here for an
hour and 45 minutes.
I just kept being like I had mytwo forms of identification,
right, but like, while we werestanding there I was like what
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else is in my truck that couldsay that?
And like, literally, I mean,you know I yeah, no, you can
never be too uh prepared, yeah,no, and I just kept.
I kept being like, oh, myregistration my truck says my
address, okay, I'm gonna go grabthat.
And then I was like you know,like what else?
What registration in my trucksays my address?
Okay, I'm going to go grab that.
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And then I was like you know,like what else, what else in my
truck?
And I'm like, oh, I think Ihave a piece of mail and I'm
going to go grab that.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Just, you know, it's like yeah, well, the lady when I
went up there and she was likeasking me for stuff, I just had
that big Ziploc bag and I hadsocial security, uh, had my
passport, had my like driver'slicense, I had like two pieces
of mail and I just like slid itunder the the little thing and I
was like here, like whateveryou want to look through, and
(30:37):
she looked through and it waslike cool.
But yeah, no, it's definitelythe people that go in there and
then they want to argue and it'slike, well, what do you mean?
I need this.
And it's like.
So that's and it's like whydon't you just look at what you
need to bring?
Speaker 4 (30:50):
At some point I feel like it becomes like a respect
thing, like there's 53 peoplebehind us.
Yeah, I was here an hour and 45minutes early to get the first
spot in line, but that doesn'tmean that they need to wait
right.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
Just because they're 53rd, Like I don't want them to
wait any longer than I have towait.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
I know it's not going to happen.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
but it's like at the same time I'm going to go up
there and argue and cause a fitor whatever and it's literally
only prolonging the other humanthat's trying to get something
done in his life that stood 30people back from me like like at
some point it becomes like Irespect your guys's time, just
like you know which you knowpeople, people argue and people
(31:40):
want to be like upset and belike well, yeah, it's their
fault for not getting thereearlier and it's like no dude,
that doesn't.
That doesn't give you an excuseto be a dick.
Just because you were the firstperson in line, like now you're
like well, I was the firstperson in line, now I can cause
a whole ruckus and take 20minutes to get my license now I
could have gotten everyoneelse's day.
(32:00):
Yeah, like like, yeah, I wasthe first person in line because
I wanted to be, but thatdoesn't mean that if I was the
30th person in line, I wouldn'texpect everybody to try to be
doing everything as fast aspossible.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
I will say I wish we brought chairs.
Yeah, that was the only thing,but it might have been.
I mean, it was kind of like aworkout.
We were standing there and myleg definitely started going
numb after a little bit.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Yeah, out, we were standing there and my leg
definitely started going numbafter a little bit.
Yeah, I mean it was a long wait,but I mean we had to do what we
had to do, no longer than likewaiting for space mount at
disneyland yeah, no, I mean it's, it's no longer than anything
like, and I even told Alex thatwhile we were standing in line
is uh, I just was like dude,isn't it kind of crazy that you
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only have so many hours in yourlife and we just wasted two of
them standing here?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
I mean, it was for a good reason yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
I mean it was.
I mean we had to do what we hadto do.
But it's like, say, you know,somebody tells you like you only
got a million hours in yourlifetime.
Or you know, like I you knowI'm not doing math right now but
it's like, say you live 75years, 24 hours a day, 365 days
a year.
Let's I'm gonna do the quickmath on it 24 hours times 365.
(33:41):
So that's 8,760 hours times 75years.
You have 657,000 hours in yourlife If you are lucky enough to
live to be 75.
Okay, and we just wasted two ofthem standing in line at the
(34:06):
DMV.
I mean, it's like stuff thatyou have to do in your life.
You can't just be like, no, I'mnot going to waste that time
and I'm not going to go get adriver, like you have to go get
it renewed.
But it's just kind of likeweird to think about it when you
put it into like thatperspective.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
I was thinking that, though, when we were standing in
line, I'm like damn, we couldbe at breakfast right now
getting like omelets yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
But I mean you cut it up either way.
I mean, some people would saythat that was productive time,
which it was, I mean, which itwas.
But, like you know, you'd belike we could be getting
breakfast or I could be stillsleeping, and then somebody
would come in and be like butthat's also a way, I mean, it's
all in perspective, but it isjust kind of weird.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
I like to think we did something good and
productive.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
But when it's like not in your perspective, it
seems like a waste of time.
Exactly, and that's the otherthing too.
Like with DMVs is I was tellingAlex, you know we had a lot of
time to talk.
Stand in line.
I was telling Alex, you know wehad a lot of time to talk.
Stand in line Is like I knowthat they have to like verify
(35:14):
that it's you and stuff.
I mean that's probably thelength of the time, but like I
can go to my local bank and geta new debit card printed off in
like two minutes.
So like how can you not?
How is it four to six weeks toget your ID in the mail?
(35:35):
Yeah, yeah and, like I get it,they have to verify you.
But when you already have one,like if you give them your old
id and they see that it wasissued by the state, it's like
okay, like like this is the datethat it was issued.
At this, you know, I mean, Iknow there's ways to like hack
(35:57):
into that stuff so people couldjust theoretically be just
renewing a license that isn'tlegal, but at the same time like
how how can they not just likeprint it off the same day at
least?
Like hey, come back around fouro'clock, we'll have it done.
Like why is it four to sixweeks out to get an id?
(36:22):
And then it also gets mailed toyou like you know, it's like
what?
Why does it take that long?
But anyway, I mean, that's just.
It's just the world we live inand, like you can complain about
all you want, but there's notreally much room for negativity
(36:47):
in the world.
I'm a believer in like youpissed off for a short second,
but if it's not something thatyou can really change, then let
it go there's no reason that.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Or there's no reason for being mad at stuff you can't
change.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Oh yeah, for sure, gotta work around it and that's
why, like if I, if I'm actuallylike upset and like make a call
to somebody to like getsomething fixed, or figure
something out, tell somebodyabout something that I saw that
was you know I and I get likethat I saw, that was you know I
and I get like the poorsecretary that answers the phone
(37:26):
, just because it, like I don'tever like lay into them.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
No.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
Like like, if I'm actually like super pissed, I'll
be nice to them because it'sall like to me.
It's all about who can actuallychange what I'm pissed off
about.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Like there's no reason to rip apart the
secretary that they hired justto answer every single phone
call that comes through yeah,and I mean, you know, and for
those of uh the listeners thatdon't know what he's talking
about, it's very real.
Um, I was a receptionist for uhlike half a year at a car
(38:04):
dealership and that would happento me all the time.
I had nothing to do with anytransactions of sales or any
service done on anyone'svehicles.
But you know, when someone'supset about whatever is going on
with their car and they calland they hear my voice and they
finally hear like, oh, it's notan automated message, I'm the
(38:24):
one that gets led into.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Yeah, there's no point because, like like I was
just talking about, like he atthat moment, he, he couldn't
change anything.
Like all's, all's he can do is,respectively, you know, try to
keep his cool.
Yeah, be like, okay, well, I'mgonna transfer you to freaking
whoever like, but he can't fixyour issue.
(38:49):
Like that's to me is I alwayslike ask questions and or talk
to people and like figure outokay, is this the guy that can
actually change?
And it's like okay, okay he is.
And then it's like, okay,listen, I'm pretty pissed off.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
And a lot of people.
They're just so blinded by thatrage where, let's say,
someone's car was supposed to beready at 2 o'clock and it's
2.45.
And they call, and then theyget a hold of me and then
they're like like well, whyisn't my car ready?
And I mean they're pissed off,so they're, and I'm like
thinking logically, but it'slike, dude, I'm just the person
(39:29):
that answers the phone, like Idon't know what's going on with
your car, I don't know why.
I don't even know why youbrought it in.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
Yeah, like I like I'm not sure who's calling yeah,
like I have no clue why, like Ididn't even know your car was in
here, dude, yeah, I have noidea who you are.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Like you must have came in on a saturday or
something, I and yeah, thathappened all the time and, yeah,
when I first started itbothered me a lot, because in my
brain I'm kind of just like,well, why are they yelling at me
like I didn't do?
anything but then, with the helpof some of the employees there
and just like thinking a lotabout it, it's like, well, I
can't change them, being madPeople are going to call in
(40:09):
pissed off all the time and Ijust got to be like all right
and do my best to transfer themto whoever or whatever
department.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
So it's fun.
No, it's just upsetting it.
It makes me mad knowing thatpeople are getting laid into and
that's that's even like mypersonal life, like I do stuff
with the intention of doingright.
And that's like to me is I I'vealways lived by the way of like
(40:41):
if you knew what your intentionwas, don't sweat it like like,
yeah, it might have came acrosswrong, you might have delivered
it wrong.
Maybe think about that of likehow how you could change your
delivery so people don't thinkthat you're an asshole or
something, but but regardless,like if someone lays into you
(41:04):
and you knew that and you knowthat you're not like trying to
do harm, there's nothing ever,ever to be ashamed about.
Like you know, maybe you don'tquite get to the stuff that you
were supposed to get to at workor something, but you know that
you were working your ass offand you weren't dogging it.
(41:25):
It's like, okay, yeah, youmight be pissed, but I know in
my heart that I wasn't shortingyou anything.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
I tried my best to do that for you and it didn't
happen.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
You can even take that on a more personal level as
someone that gets anxiety a lot, like if I go out with a bunch
of people, or or I go tosomeone's house and I have one
too many drinks and I feel likeI'm talking a lot.
And then, whether that be laterthat night or the next day, I'm
like did I talk too much?
Like was I being annoying.
But then I think back I'm likewell, I wasn't hurting anyone's
(42:03):
feelings, I'm just trying to befriendly, like I wasn't
belligerent, I wasn't throwingup on anyone's stuff, like I'm
not being an asshole.
So then I just kind of forgetabout it because, worst case
scenario, the people are justgoing to be like oh, he was
talkative tonight.
He wanted to know what I'vebeen up to in my life and he was
(42:25):
asking me questions about whatI'd like yeah, no, I mean, you
can even take it like that, likeeven if you weren't being an
asshole, you know.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
it's like, as long as you know that you were in your
parameters, I guess, like, iflong as you know that you are in
your parameters, I guess, like,if somebody invites you
somewhere, you know, I've alwaystake that as like, okay, they
invited me.
Like, if there's food out there, let's eat it.
If there's fucking this, let'sdo that.
If they, you know, bring outyou know, the basketball hoop or
(43:03):
something, let's shoot somebuckets.
And then again, if somebody'slike, well, yeah, he just hogged
the ball all night or he ateall of our food, it's like, yeah
, but I was invited here.
That's kind of where I stand islike if you invite somebody
(43:24):
somewhere, it's on you to haveenough food, to have enough
drinks, to have you know the.
You know, maybe don't bring outthat game if you don't get
enough, if you have too manypeople that want to get in on it
.
You know, or like, like think,think about that type of stuff
(43:45):
when you're planning, like don't, don't fucking invite 100
people and then cook for four.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
You know, it's like, yeah, it's and yeah, let's say
you do bring out like abasketball hoop and then like,
like someone you invited hogsthe ball the whole time and
doesn't really let anyone elseshoot hoops or whatever.
And then you go and say like,oh, he was hogging the ball, he
didn't let anyone else play.
You could have talked to saidperson and you could do it in a
(44:12):
respectful way.
I don't think there's anyreason to embarrass said person
in front of anyone or try tolike talk shit.
You can just kind of pull intothe side and be like hey, like
other people are trying to play,do you think you can let
everyone else have a turn?
or like and that's whatever andthat's all it's about, just I.
I think every relationship inthe world, whether that be
(44:34):
relate like you and a girlfriendor a friend or parent, whatever
.
It's all about compromise andcommunication, and I think as
humans, we need to do that moreyeah, just like you guys when
you told us that all of our babynames sucked ass.
Yeah, hey we got a bone to pickwith all you voters on there's
(44:58):
a few out there that actuallypicked one of the names.
Speaker 4 (45:00):
But hey, we just we tried really hard yeah, we, I,
we put all of our brain powerinto the best we could.
We'll see what you guys come.
Yeah, like, like we triedreally hard to be original and
and all you guys, just well, Imean, granted, we're not mad
(45:22):
actually.
And no, we didn't give you avote that just said no.
Like if you didn't like thenames, you had to tell us to
fuck off.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
Like that was the only other vote but we we
thought it'd be funny to putthat, but we didn't think that
many people are gonna put, uh,holy fuck, none, yeah, so, um,
charles's name everest actuallygot a good amount of votes,
though yeah, I was actually kindof upset that cleo didn't get
more, but I really like cleo.
(45:51):
It's only a really pretty nameto me, but I kind of put cd as a
meme.
I mean, like I said, uh, pastepisode, my favorite wide
receiver currently, and I kindof just I think the name's like
cool, but I think 11% of youguys picked it.
So shout out the 11%.
Speaker 4 (46:12):
Yeah, it's tough.
Like I said, I really likedCleo just because I felt like it
was a little bit original.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:19):
But hey, we can mix ours and do our.
What did we say?
Cleo Dawn.
Nickname CD yeah, cbd.
Well, I don't want to workexactly like that.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
She could name her Tia, tia Hermione, and it would
be THC.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
Tia Hermione Bright.
Oh yeah, I don't know, maybe weshould have named babies.
Yeah, if you guys want us toplan your gender reveal party,
just hit us up at rollingdeeppodwith one P.
Yeah, I mean, if you guys wantus to plan your gender reveal
party, just hit us up atrollingdeeppod with one P.
Speaker 4 (47:03):
Yeah, I mean, if you get a gender to reveal, we can
release it any Tuesday of themonth.
Really, yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
Yeah, we won't show up to your house, but just have
a big listening party Tuesday at7 am.
And just wait, we'll say it Notat the, at the beginning, not
the end, but somewhere in themiddle.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
So oh yeah we'll probably and we might leave you
on a cliffhanger and come outthe tuesday after oh, dude, can
you imagine?
Speaker 3 (47:34):
and the gender is, and then we'll see you next week
.
And then all you hear is Tipsyby Shaboos.
Speaker 4 (47:42):
Yeah, oh boy, but yeah, no.
I mean, we'll probably get apoll out there to see what you
guys have to offer, and thenwe'll vote on that.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:53):
We'll vote on your, so check on Tuesday for your
idea for baby names.
Speaker 4 (47:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
And we'll discuss them next episode.
Yeah, We'll for baby names yeah, we'll discuss them next
episode?
Speaker 4 (48:06):
yeah, we'll, we'll, uh, we'll see who's, yeah, we'll
see who's who's really showingup.
If I, if I hear a basic assname in there, I'm let.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
Just let me tell you if I see a tim, I'm gonna be
pissed dude oh man, my niece isnot being called Tim, but yeah,
anyway, love you guys.
Speaker 4 (48:33):
If you want any updates on any of our new
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Um.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
you can also email us anytime that rolling deep pod
with one p at gmailcom um if yougot any ideas for, uh, what you
want us to talk about, or haveany life advice you want us to
try to help you with, hit us upand as always, with enough, you
(49:02):
too can roll deep.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
My baby born to work it.
She's been telling me all nightlong Gasoline and groceries.
The list goes on and on.
This nine to five ain't working.
Why the hell do I work so hard?
I can't worry about my problems, I can't take them when I'm
(49:39):
gone.
One, here comes the two To, tothe three, to the four.
Tell them bring another round,we need plenty more.
Two stepping on the table.
She don't need a dance floor.
Oh, my good lord, someone callme up a double shot of whiskey.
They know me and Jay, damn,it's got a history.
There's a party downtown nearFish Street.
(50:02):
Everybody at the bar gettingtipsy.
I started drinking at 6 am and we're here now.
I don't know what time it is,but I'm rolling deep.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Mick, welcome back to the Rolling Deep Pod.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Mick welcome Mick.
Thank you for listening, mick.
Let's start the rolling deeppod.
Mick welcome mick.
Thank you for listening, mick.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Let's start the rolling mick.
The mick, the mick roll, themick roll.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Six wow, I'll be really hammered when I go to
dinner with my gram.
Well, I mean, happy mother'ssaturday to gram thing.
You're not driving happymcmothers day mcmothers day six
(01:04):
banger, I'm not taking that itis, it's on the okay, but it was
gonna roll six if it didn'tland on the court I do, I
factually know that you don'tknow that.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Two Plus six, see Rolled twice.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
That works.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
No, it was a false roll.
We did a re-roll when Alexlanded on the ground.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
You're going to tell me that we don't have a re-roll
when the cord stops.
My dice Nope.
Whatever Rope to Alex Four.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Four.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Seven.
Well, you know, chuck iscaptain.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yeah, somewhat Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Six banger Our next guess we should get a fake dice
that I'll just have six.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Yeah, six, six Six Plus Six.
Yeah, six, six, six Plus Six.
Yeah, yeah.
But anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, so that was a Mick dice roll today.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Mick, thanks.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Mick, you're welcome.
I'm having a Mick twisted tea.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I'm having a Mick Voodoo Ranger Juice Force Mick
IPA, and it's mckay's yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
So you want to know why we're saying the mix.
Well, we were went to thecasino last night.
We'll probably go a little moredepth into that later but uh,
this was after the casino postcasino mcdonald's run, and uh, I
think that's just always thebest place to start out on your
post.
Uh, casino run is eithermcdonald's or, if you win big
(02:49):
somewhere, nice yeah, but uh, asyou can tell, we didn't win big
.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
So, uh, we went to mcdonald's and uh, I asked for a
mc roasted coffee and then Ijust mc roasted mc coffee and uh
, I was ordering, I drove and uh, to be completely honest, I had
no clue what was going on.
(03:16):
I don't think it was like anecessarily a joke from chuck at
the time.
He was just kind of saying itwasn't like he was trying to get
us all to laugh and I didn'tcatch on to it and just ordered
it to the lady as a mick roastedmick coffee with three mick
sugar back, yeah, and then sheasked cream or sugar.
(03:36):
I looked at chuck, he said yes,and I said which one?
And he said sugar and I saidhow many?
And he said sugar and I saidhow many and he said Mc3.
So then I just turned and toldher Mc3.
And then everybody starteddying in the truck.
So then preceded the rest ofour order.
Just had like seven Mcs in whatwe were ordering, like we were
(03:58):
like can we get the McCrispyMcStrips?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, the McSpicy McChicken.
Yeah, yeah, the mc unsweetenedtea, or whatever yeah, the mc
half cut I liked when you saidmc, that'll, that'll, mc,
that'll be it.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
But you said that'll, that'll be mc it.
Yeah, yeah, I said that'll bemc kid.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
And then um turns out , I mean we didn't really know
this, but uh, we got up there tothe pay station there and I
whipped out my card and she said, hey, the guy in front of you,
um, thought that you guys werejust hilarious.
He wanted me to tell you guysthat.
And we were like, oh shit, likehe was.
(04:44):
He heard us and we were, andshe was like, oh yeah, he said
that he was like crying,laughing in his truck and I was
like, oh okay, and then we'd gohand her my card.
And she was like, no, he paidfor you because he thought you
were so funny that was a mickwin yeah, and then we just kept
yelling at this guy until he gothis food.
We just kept yelling to mickyeah, mick, thank you micktisms.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah, adam out the window but then it just
continued on the whole way homeyeah other than just mcdonald
food, food items yeah well,throwing up mick hearts yeah it
was a pretty successful micktrip lots of mick love, oh, but
also, uh, I do have beef withour local local casino a little
(05:32):
bit.
They got rid of my favoriteslot game, wicked wheel I'm
really upset the wicked wheel.
Shout out wicked wheel fuckweird wheel.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I have a question for you guys.
So do I buy an Amazon couch?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I say you buy an Amazon house.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Whoa Amazon house.
I don't even think they havethose on Amazon?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yeah, they do.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
They have houses.
Yeah, I'll pull it up for you.
Alright, pull it up for me.
Or do I go to a furniture storeand buy a couch?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Probably a furniture store.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
But I feel like the Amazon.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Have you ever sat on an Amazon couch?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
No, no, but I feel like it'd be a nice couch.
But who knows what in the world?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
You can buy a house on amazon.
Yeah, what?
How much is that option?
One or one option from tenthousand dollars?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
ten thousand, yeah.
What in the world, yeah, tengrand buys you a house these
days, guys yeah, look attwo-story is it just like the
kit?
Like no dude, like do you haveto pay someone to put it
together?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
that they have a crane on-site install wow, how
much is that one uh 30 000 oh,that makes more sense.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I I could dig with that.
That makes more sense.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Yeah, usually ships within six to seven days.
What in?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
the world.
They put that thing on a boatstat like they're like all right
, put.
They put on a speedboat fromchina and just fucking hammer
down.
Yeah, it's pretty sick.
They go.
Holy shit, we just got apurchase.
Guys Get that on that speedboat.
Stat.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yeah, they don't want any one-star reviews yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
They're like someone get a crane over there.
We're gonna build this house.
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Yeah, look at this Houses to live in.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
That's wild.
Four bedroom, two bathroom noway, no shot, dude.
I man, I made.
I made some failures in life.
Yeah, dude, I should havebought an amazon mansion and
then this amazon mcmansion anamazon m McMansion.
Well, the thing is think aboutthis how much is that one Like
that one's?
Two floors, four bedrooms, howmuch is it?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Let's see I've got to freaking.
Quit trying to see my room here33.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
So think about this you could buy three of those for
a decent price, and then youcould have an Amazon.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
McMansion.
You could buy three of them forunder $100,000.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah, and then you just have yourself a little
property and put them alltogether, you know, and then you
have yourself a little.
This is my McMansion, yeah, myAmazon McMansion.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah, two, three, four bedroom.
That's, that's wild.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, you didn't know that it's time to throw that on
the prop.
There he hammer down.
I want to see how it looks.
Here's a boathouse oh wow youcan get a boathouse that's wild
yeah fuck, amazon is sellingeverything these days.
Josh, can you get animals offAmazon?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah, I think so.
Can I buy like a giraffe?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
It's like chips in three days.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Let's see Animals, live animals.
Giraffe Maybe not?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
a giraffe.
They probably can't get that.
Oh yeah, look there, it is 26bucks no, that's a fake giraffe
let's say animals eaten by ahighland cow oh, little plushy
guy yeah eaten by a milk cow, bya new jersey or jersey mike now
(09:51):
can you buy a quarter of a cowon there.
Yeah I bet you, I bet youthey'd cut and wrap your buck if
you killed it too yeah yeah,cut and wrap yeah, they go two
to three days.
Dude.
Amazon does everything.
Amazon.
Like when we were learningabout what a monopoly is in
school they are a monopoly, yeahfor sure.
(10:12):
Like they're starting to getinto that category, like there's
nothing that they don't selland there's nothing that they
don't sell or do that's cheaperthan anybody else that can sell
or do it.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I just can't wait till amazon buys disney why is
it?
Speaker 4 (10:29):
jeff bezos can say he's the new mickey mouse.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, jeffy b talk about millionaires.
What was that thing you said tome yesterday about uh elon?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
oh yeah, elon musk, if he spent I can't remember if
it was $100 million or just $1million, I think it was just $1
million If Elon Musk spent $1million a day he wouldn't go
broke for like I think it waslike 1,153 years.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Well, that's crazy.
If he spent $ million dollars aday, imagine spending a million
dollars a day my life would be.
I don't think I could do that.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I think I'd just go to the casino.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, just roll in there every day.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Dude, if I was a billionaire, that's what I would
do.
I would go to a casino and justtry to make the biggest, most
godly bets I could and just tryto fucking bankrupt the casino.
Could you imagine being abillionaire?
Go to a casino right and you'vejust like won so much that they
owe you the casino.
Yeah, like such like a highamount.
(11:35):
The casino literally just allof a sudden closes its doors
because they're like, yeah, wehave no money, we keep paying
this guy out.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Well, it's like, have you seen that guy that bets on
the Mets or whatever?
I think it's the Mets, but hedoes, like $2 million, bets a
game, oh Jesus, yeah.
And then one of the games itwas like $77 dollars on the game
(12:06):
.
Yeah, and they won by one runthat'd be the biggest sweat of
my, I mean, yeah, I mean imaginewinning 77 million, and it was
like in the night at the bottomof the ninth or top of the ninth
or whatever.
It was the last.
What which one's the last one?
The top, bottom?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
depends on where they're playing, but yeah, I
think it was the bottom.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
It was like like the last play they were hitting last
and they won over one run.
They won by one run and it was.
He just was like they, everyonearound him like lost their mind
.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
But it was like 77 million dollars and you almost
lose it yeah, my, my closeststory to that ever is I bet 43
million no, I'm joking theMariners local MLB baseball team
(12:58):
here.
They were down by like fourruns in, I think, the bottom of
the eighth, which means theyweren't playing at home, so they
only had one more at bat and,uh, I think their odds were like
(13:18):
plus, like 6,000 or something.
I bet like five bucks on it.
I can't remember what I bet onit, but I mean something.
I just took their money lineand the payout on it was like I
can't remember, it was like overa thousand bucks, I remember,
(13:39):
for like five bucks or 10 bucksor whatever.
I threw on it Um, um, and theytied it up in the ninth and went
to like the 13th inning andlost.
Oh god, literally they liketied it up and it was like tied
for so long and then it got tothe point where they started
(14:01):
like automatically starting witha runner on second and I was
just like okay, okay they got.
It's good like they just needone solid hit.
Yeah, score, like like here weand no no two more innings after
that, and then they lost and Iwas just like, and you were like
fuck yeah you're like man, Ialmost, I almost made $1,000.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
But it was on something just like crazy like
that.
You know, you win some, youlose some.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah, so you got big plans for Mother's Day tomorrow,
Alex.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
My Mother's Day plans .
I think we're just going tohave some mimosas or
screwdrivers, eat some food andwatch some Rick and Morty
Pinnacle.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Whip screwdrivers.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I like that.
I like that.
What time are we startingscrewdrivers tomorrow?
I don't know.
All right.
Well, what's your plans, harry?
Not sure.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Maybe I run down to the old Astoria.
Astoria has a Saturday marketmarket or like weekend sunday
market, whatever well, but theirfirst day every year is on
mother's day.
So tomorrow's like the firstday that they start it for the
summer until they close it inthe fall they always open up on
(15:19):
mother's day.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I do like those little markets.
You can find some good, goodrandom stuff in there that you
didn't know you needed and thenyou walk out of it and go.
Actually, I'm pretty sure I doneed that, I'm happy I made this
trip uh I found some jalapenohoney one time in one of those
markets and it was prettydelicious like garage sales.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yeah, what about you?
You got any, uh?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
yeah, um, probably nothing in the morning, but in
the afternoon we're makingsteaks and then probably some
other little dishes things, andthen my uncle and my mom and my
grandma and my aunt are rollingdown and gonna eat some steaks
(16:01):
for Mother's Day, and maybe I'llroll to the store tomorrow and
get Graham some steaks formother's day, and maybe I'll
roll the store tomorrow and getgram some flowers or something
and I know this episode is goingto come out after mother's day,
so happy late mother's day toall the mothers out there in the
world who decided to give birthyeah, who decided to partake in
intercourse?
yeah who decided to get lit onenight.
(16:22):
And then boom, next thing youknow, nine months later, baby
time.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
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Speaker 2 (17:28):
I like that.
I like that.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
You know girls can't do the machine gun noise.
I've heard that that's like athing.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Really.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
I mean, I guess what kind of machine gun I always
think of like a.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
We just sound like Perry the Pilatapus.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Perry.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Hey Perry, that was a beef coon, that was some iCarly
shit right there.
I feel like that should be.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
What a Pilatapus?
What does a Pilatapus soundlike?
I feel like it should quack alittle bit and it's like I don't
know, but it does have thatpoison thorn thing, doesn't it
have like a poison hook orsomething like that on its foot?
I found a video.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Barb.
This is a 14 second video.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
All platypuses have barbs on their cock.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Little barb cock.
Oh, jesus Christ, new Mountainplatypuses have barbs on their
cock, little barb cack.
Jesus christ new mountain, newmango rush mango mountain rush
oh, here we go.
Platypus noise, that was prettyclose.
Oh, is this the water?
(18:47):
Yeah, that was pretty close.
That was really close to aplatypus.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Nice call man, it sounds like I should get a
tattoo of a platypus on my ass.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I think you should.
Are you going to give him a hat?
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah, how much for you to get Dr Doofenshmirtz
tattooed on your ass.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Six bucks.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I'll give you ten.
How many views to get DrDoofenshmirtz?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
How many?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
episode views.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
A thousand in one month.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Yeah, if we can get a thousand listens in one month,
you should get a rolling deeptattoo on your ass.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, I will.
I'll do it too.
I might get it.
Alex, you got to hop in on it?
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Do we all have to get it at the same time?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Yeah, just an RD or something you know.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Yeah, I'll get it rolling deep tattooed in a
circle around my right nipple.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Around your right nipple.
Yeah, that's really I'mthinking tramp stamp rolling
deep tramps yeah, oh yeah, ifany, if any, listener out there
gets a rolling deep tramp stampwith a beer bottle pouring
pouring a beer and the beer'sgoing in between my ass crack
you can, I'll get a rolling deeptattoo on my taint.
(20:07):
Whoa, I like that.
I like that.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
What a play.
Well, we got our real IDs theother day.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Do you?
Feel more American now, now Ican fly.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Yeah, I can fly now without any.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
I don't have to bring my passport Fly like a bird, I
keep on slipping to bring mypassport.
I like a bird, I keep onsipping, sipping, sipping.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Yeah, so Easton, and.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I In my future.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Very good.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Time keeps on sipping , sipping, sipping.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Yeah, Easton and I, we went out to the good old DMV
and stood in line for like anhour and 45 minutes so here's a
real question how many peoplewere in there?
Well, turns out.
Issa and I were the first onesthere, and we stood at the front
door for an hour and 45 minutes.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
That's nice, so how long did you have to wait?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
an hour and 45 minutes.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, but like after you got in there.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Oh well, I mean, we were the first ones in so like
no time at all.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Yeah, Alex grabbed a slip and they said, yeah, we'll
take you.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Oh, I like that.
I like that, that's nice,that's kind of a power play.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
However, we waited there from 7.15 till 9 am, there
from 7 15 till 9 am and, um,once the dmv opened at 9 am, me
and alex just naturally countedthe sheer amount of people that
were behind us.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
it ended up being, uh , 54 people were lined up behind
well, imagine being that 54thdude who just sees the line and
goes I got at least two hourshere.
Well, there's no way morethere's a.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
There's a there's.
A.
Dude behind me said that twoweeks ago he showed up and he
pointed to like a location whichwas probably about 20 people
back and, uh, he said he, he gotthere, they opened up at 9, and
he didn't leave until 1245.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Wow, yeah, wow, that's rough.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I remember last time I was in the DMV I sat there for
I was getting paid because theguy it was for when I took the
boom truck there, one of I tookthe boom truck there to uh, they
needed to verify the vin on itbecause they bought it from,
like, uh, wisconsin or somethinglike that, or michigan or yeah
(22:36):
somewhere over there yeah, and Idon't know, they need to verify
the vin on it, I guess.
So I drove it there and I sat inline.
Well, I sat in line for a longtime and then I got in there and
then I sat sitting down forlike four hours getting paid.
I brought my airpods, I waspretty excited, I watched a
movie and like a couple tv showsand then I finally got in there
(22:59):
and the lady came out, lookedat the vent, said yeah, that
looks good, wrote it down andsaid all right, right have a
good day, dude.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
I don't understand DMVs, man, like cause, like I
mean granted, I haven't doneanything super complicated at a
DMV, like event inspection isprobably the most complicated
thing I've done yeah, whichisn't that complicated, but even
(23:28):
like me and Alex when we werethere getting the real IDs, like
to me it just seems like yeahthere are like some oddballs out
there Like scenarios.
But like we were getting ourreal ID, had all the right shit
(23:52):
with us, ready to go, and Ithink it maybe took them like
two minutes with me and I had totake a picture and pay and get,
but like like I, that's that'salways the thing that pisses me
off.
Like I'm not necessarily pissedoff at the people working at
(24:14):
the dmv it's like they're doingtheir job.
But like if you're gonna comeinto the dmv, like be ready be
ready, yeah I knew I was gettinga real id.
I knew what I needed to bring, Iknew what to show them as soon
as I walked up there.
I got up there and said here,here's all my shit.
I'm trying to get a real ID.
They said Okay, they read myaddress, my height, weight, all
(24:40):
that stuff.
They said Does that sound good?
I said yes, they said Okay, comeover here, let's take your
picture.
Yes, yeah, I said okay, comeover here, let's take your
picture.
Took my picture, I said thankyou, walked back over.
Here's my card right here onthe pin pad clicked have a good
day, sir.
I walked out I listened.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I listened to a guy at the dmv can complain for like
probably 20 minutes about alicense plate.
That it was like a customlicense plate thing, right, and
he wanted to say this thing andthey're like someone else
already has it.
You can't like have the samelicense plate as someone else.
He goes, okay, well, I wantedto say this.
(25:20):
And then they're like, okay,well, you can't.
And then he was like, okay,well, I want to say this.
And I go, okay, well, that'slike you can't have
inappropriate like or you knowstuff like that and then he's
like, okay, well, I want to dothis.
Okay, and they're like no, youcan't do that and then dude
don't fucking put yeah, don'ttry to draw, don't do eight.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, equal sign d
on the freaking license yeah,it's like like, like.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
You should have known that when you walked into the
dmv like yeah, or people thatsit there and they're like wait,
they're like do you have anylike like a letter or anything
that can show that you're likethat's your address or something
.
And then the one guy was likewell, no.
And I go, okay, well, you needsomething that shows that that's
your address.
And he's like or like someother form of identification.
(26:11):
Do you have a passport with youor passport card or anything
that shows that that's youraddress too?
He's like no, I go, okay, well,you can't do that, we can't do
this, you need something.
It goes like why?
It's like yeah, and then theysit there for like 15 minutes
complaining about like why, andit's like just listen to what
they say.
There's a reason behind it.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
That's what, like.
I'm a firm believer in justlike.
Just handle your business andif you miss something, fine it's
on you Leave so everybody elsecan take it.
Like, especially at the DMV,like DMVsvs, grocery stores,
anything right, get in there, beready, handle your shit, leave
(26:55):
like, like that's like peopleget pissed off because they wait
in the dmv so long.
It's like well, yeah, becauseyou're sitting here trying to
pull up a picture in your phone,when you've been waiting for
the last three hours, ofsomething that has your mail on
it.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah, Like You've literally been waiting there for
like the last three hours andyou just didn't know what you
needed.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Yeah, and then the other thing too is like Quick.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Google search.
If you, let's say you don'tGoogle search, you think you
have everything you needed andyou don't, it's like don't
complain to them because they'redoing their job.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Yeah, it's like it's like, yeah, it's frustrating,
but guess who fucked that up?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
yeah, not them, not them they didn't grab your email
or a passport card or apassport or any organ id or
whatever.
They didn't grab that secondform of identification for you
you wanted to bring they want,you wanted them to like pick you
up in the morning and then belike, oh yeah, we need all of
this yeah, it's like here.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Let me grab you a coffee too.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Yeah you know it's like my thing is like people's,
like um people's entitlement.
I think is just ridiculousthese days oh yeah, like, like,
uh.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
It kind of reminds me of, like that part in the
hangover when, uh, when, uh,they were trying to figure out
they were in the doctor's officeand uh, he told them they had
gotten roofied or whatever.
And he's like, is thereanywhere?
We were talking about going,and he's like, oh yeah, you came
(28:31):
from the, the best littlechapel.
And they were like, oh sweet,where's that at?
He's like, oh yeah, he's likeit's on the corner of get a map
and fuck off.
He's like I'm.
He's like I'm a doctor, not atour guy.
Like figure it out yourself.
Yeah.
And he's like I'm a doctor, nota tour guide.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Like figure it out yourself yeah, and he's like
giving a guy a prostate examwhile he's like trying to figure
it out.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
He's like oh yeah, it's right in the corner of get
a map and fuck off like I don'tknow that I'm a doctor.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Well, it's just wild that I think you and I were both
over prepared for what webrought.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Oh yeah, dude, while I was standing there for an hour
and 45 minutes, I literallyjust kept thinking of shit that
you might need.
I had two pieces of mail thatsaid my address on it.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
I'm going to cut you off there a minute.
I got to head out.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Love you guys.
But yeah, like I just keptthinking you know hour and 45
minutes.
I just didn't think like oh,I'm just standing here for an
hour and 45 minutes.
I just kept being like I had mytwo forms of identification,
right, but like, while we werestanding there I was like what
(29:48):
else is in my truck that couldsay that?
And like, literally, I mean,you know I yeah, no, you can
never be too uh prepared, yeah,no, and I just kept.
I kept being like, oh, myregistration my truck says my
address, okay, I'm gonna go grabthat.
And then I was like you know,like what else?
What registration in my trucksays my address?
Okay, I'm going to go grab that.
(30:08):
And then I was like you know,like what else, what else in my
truck?
And I'm like, oh, I think Ihave a piece of mail and I'm
going to go grab that.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Just, you know, it's like yeah, well, the lady when I
went up there and she was likeasking me for stuff, I just had
that big Ziploc bag and I hadsocial security, uh, had my
passport, had my like driver'slicense, I had like two pieces
of mail and I just like slid itunder the the little thing and I
was like here, like whateveryou want to look through, and
(30:37):
she looked through and it waslike cool.
But yeah, no, it's definitelythe people that go in there and
then they want to argue and it'slike, well, what do you mean?
I need this.
And it's like.
So that's and it's like whydon't you just look at what you
need to bring?
Speaker 4 (30:50):
At some point I feel like it becomes like a respect
thing, like there's 53 peoplebehind us.
Yeah, I was here an hour and 45minutes early to get the first
spot in line, but that doesn'tmean that they need to wait
right.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
Just because they're 53rd, Like I don't want them to
wait any longer than I have towait.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
I know it's not going to happen.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
but it's like at the same time I'm going to go up
there and argue and cause a fitor whatever and it's literally
only prolonging the other humanthat's trying to get something
done in his life that stood 30people back from me like like at
some point it becomes like Irespect your guys's time, just
like you know which you knowpeople, people argue and people
(31:40):
want to be like upset and belike well, yeah, it's their
fault for not getting thereearlier and it's like no dude,
that doesn't.
That doesn't give you an excuseto be a dick.
Just because you were the firstperson in line, like now you're
like well, I was the firstperson in line, now I can cause
a whole ruckus and take 20minutes to get my license now I
could have gotten everyoneelse's day.
(32:00):
Yeah, like like, yeah, I wasthe first person in line because
I wanted to be, but thatdoesn't mean that if I was the
30th person in line, I wouldn'texpect everybody to try to be
doing everything as fast aspossible.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
I will say I wish we brought chairs.
Yeah, that was the only thing,but it might have been.
I mean, it was kind of like aworkout.
We were standing there and myleg definitely started going
numb after a little bit.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Yeah, out, we were standing there and my leg
definitely started going numbafter a little bit.
Yeah, I mean it was a long wait,but I mean we had to do what we
had to do, no longer than likewaiting for space mount at
disneyland yeah, no, I mean it's, it's no longer than anything
like, and I even told Alex thatwhile we were standing in line
is uh, I just was like dude,isn't it kind of crazy that you
(32:56):
only have so many hours in yourlife and we just wasted two of
them standing here?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
I mean, it was for a good reason yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
I mean it was.
I mean we had to do what we hadto do.
But it's like, say, you know,somebody tells you like you only
got a million hours in yourlifetime.
Or you know, like I you knowI'm not doing math right now but
it's like, say you live 75years, 24 hours a day, 365 days
a year.
Let's I'm gonna do the quickmath on it 24 hours times 365.
(33:41):
So that's 8,760 hours times 75years.
You have 657,000 hours in yourlife If you are lucky enough to
live to be 75.
Okay, and we just wasted two ofthem standing in line at the
(34:06):
DMV.
I mean, it's like stuff thatyou have to do in your life.
You can't just be like, no, I'mnot going to waste that time
and I'm not going to go get adriver, like you have to go get
it renewed.
But it's just kind of likeweird to think about it when you
put it into like thatperspective.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
I was thinking that, though, when we were standing in
line, I'm like damn, we couldbe at breakfast right now
getting like omelets yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
But I mean you cut it up either way.
I mean, some people would saythat that was productive time,
which it was, I mean, which itwas.
But, like you know, you'd belike we could be getting
breakfast or I could be stillsleeping, and then somebody
would come in and be like butthat's also a way, I mean, it's
all in perspective, but it isjust kind of weird.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
I like to think we did something good and
productive.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
But when it's like not in your perspective, it
seems like a waste of time.
Exactly, and that's the otherthing too.
Like with DMVs is I was tellingAlex, you know we had a lot of
time to talk.
Stand in line.
I was telling Alex, you know wehad a lot of time to talk.
Stand in line Is like I knowthat they have to like verify
(35:14):
that it's you and stuff.
I mean that's probably thelength of the time, but like I
can go to my local bank and geta new debit card printed off in
like two minutes.
So like how can you not?
How is it four to six weeks toget your ID in the mail?
(35:35):
Yeah, yeah and, like I get it,they have to verify you.
But when you already have one,like if you give them your old
id and they see that it wasissued by the state, it's like
okay, like like this is the datethat it was issued.
At this, you know, I mean, Iknow there's ways to like hack
(35:57):
into that stuff so people couldjust theoretically be just
renewing a license that isn'tlegal, but at the same time like
how how can they not just likeprint it off the same day at
least?
Like hey, come back around fouro'clock, we'll have it done.
Like why is it four to sixweeks out to get an id?
(36:22):
And then it also gets mailed toyou like you know, it's like
what?
Why does it take that long?
But anyway, I mean, that's just.
It's just the world we live inand, like you can complain about
all you want, but there's notreally much room for negativity
(36:47):
in the world.
I'm a believer in like youpissed off for a short second,
but if it's not something thatyou can really change, then let
it go there's no reason that.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Or there's no reason for being mad at stuff you can't
change.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Oh yeah, for sure, gotta work around it and that's
why, like if I, if I'm actuallylike upset and like make a call
to somebody to like getsomething fixed, or figure
something out, tell somebodyabout something that I saw that
was you know I and I get likethat I saw, that was you know I
and I get like the poorsecretary that answers the phone
(37:26):
, just because it, like I don'tever like lay into them.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
No.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
Like like, if I'm actually like super pissed, I'll
be nice to them because it'sall like to me.
It's all about who can actuallychange what I'm pissed off
about.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Like there's no reason to rip apart the
secretary that they hired justto answer every single phone
call that comes through yeah,and I mean, you know, and for
those of uh the listeners thatdon't know what he's talking
about, it's very real.
Um, I was a receptionist for uhlike half a year at a car
(38:04):
dealership and that would happento me all the time.
I had nothing to do with anytransactions of sales or any
service done on anyone'svehicles.
But you know, when someone'supset about whatever is going on
with their car and they calland they hear my voice and they
finally hear like, oh, it's notan automated message, I'm the
(38:24):
one that gets led into.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Yeah, there's no point because, like like I was
just talking about, like he atthat moment, he, he couldn't
change anything.
Like all's, all's he can do is,respectively, you know, try to
keep his cool.
Yeah, be like, okay, well, I'mgonna transfer you to freaking
whoever like, but he can't fixyour issue.
(38:49):
Like that's to me is I alwayslike ask questions and or talk
to people and like figure outokay, is this the guy that can
actually change?
And it's like okay, okay he is.
And then it's like, okay,listen, I'm pretty pissed off.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
And a lot of people.
They're just so blinded by thatrage where, let's say,
someone's car was supposed to beready at 2 o'clock and it's
2.45.
And they call, and then theyget a hold of me and then
they're like like well, whyisn't my car ready?
And I mean they're pissed off,so they're, and I'm like
thinking logically, but it'slike, dude, I'm just the person
(39:29):
that answers the phone, like Idon't know what's going on with
your car, I don't know why.
I don't even know why youbrought it in.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
Yeah, like I like I'm not sure who's calling yeah,
like I have no clue why, like Ididn't even know your car was in
here, dude, yeah, I have noidea who you are.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Like you must have came in on a saturday or
something, I and yeah, thathappened all the time and, yeah,
when I first started itbothered me a lot, because in my
brain I'm kind of just like,well, why are they yelling at me
like I didn't do?
anything but then, with the helpof some of the employees there
and just like thinking a lotabout it, it's like, well, I
can't change them, being madPeople are going to call in
(40:09):
pissed off all the time and Ijust got to be like all right
and do my best to transfer themto whoever or whatever
department.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
So it's fun.
No, it's just upsetting it.
It makes me mad knowing thatpeople are getting laid into and
that's that's even like mypersonal life, like I do stuff
with the intention of doingright.
And that's like to me is I I'vealways lived by the way of like
(40:41):
if you knew what your intentionwas, don't sweat it like like,
yeah, it might have came acrosswrong, you might have delivered
it wrong.
Maybe think about that of likehow how you could change your
delivery so people don't thinkthat you're an asshole or
something, but but regardless,like if someone lays into you
(41:04):
and you knew that and you knowthat you're not like trying to
do harm, there's nothing ever,ever to be ashamed about.
Like you know, maybe you don'tquite get to the stuff that you
were supposed to get to at workor something, but you know that
you were working your ass offand you weren't dogging it.
(41:25):
It's like, okay, yeah, youmight be pissed, but I know in
my heart that I wasn't shortingyou anything.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
I tried my best to do that for you and it didn't
happen.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
You can even take that on a more personal level as
someone that gets anxiety a lot, like if I go out with a bunch
of people, or or I go tosomeone's house and I have one
too many drinks and I feel likeI'm talking a lot.
And then, whether that be laterthat night or the next day, I'm
like did I talk too much?
Like was I being annoying.
But then I think back I'm likewell, I wasn't hurting anyone's
(42:03):
feelings, I'm just trying to befriendly, like I wasn't
belligerent, I wasn't throwingup on anyone's stuff, like I'm
not being an asshole.
So then I just kind of forgetabout it because, worst case
scenario, the people are justgoing to be like oh, he was
talkative tonight.
He wanted to know what I'vebeen up to in my life and he was
(42:25):
asking me questions about whatI'd like yeah, no, I mean, you
can even take it like that, likeeven if you weren't being an
asshole, you know.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
it's like, as long as you know that you were in your
parameters, I guess, like, iflong as you know that you are in
your parameters, I guess, like,if somebody invites you
somewhere, you know, I've alwaystake that as like, okay, they
invited me.
Like, if there's food out there, let's eat it.
If there's fucking this, let'sdo that.
If they, you know, bring outyou know, the basketball hoop or
(43:03):
something, let's shoot somebuckets.
And then again, if somebody'slike, well, yeah, he just hogged
the ball all night or he ateall of our food, it's like, yeah
, but I was invited here.
That's kind of where I stand islike if you invite somebody
(43:24):
somewhere, it's on you to haveenough food, to have enough
drinks, to have you know the.
You know, maybe don't bring outthat game if you don't get
enough, if you have too manypeople that want to get in on it
.
You know, or like, like think,think about that type of stuff
(43:45):
when you're planning, like don't, don't fucking invite 100
people and then cook for four.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
You know, it's like, yeah, it's and yeah, let's say
you do bring out like abasketball hoop and then like,
like someone you invited hogsthe ball the whole time and
doesn't really let anyone elseshoot hoops or whatever.
And then you go and say like,oh, he was hogging the ball, he
didn't let anyone else play.
You could have talked to saidperson and you could do it in a
(44:12):
respectful way.
I don't think there's anyreason to embarrass said person
in front of anyone or try tolike talk shit.
You can just kind of pull intothe side and be like hey, like
other people are trying to play,do you think you can let
everyone else have a turn?
or like and that's whatever andthat's all it's about, just I.
I think every relationship inthe world, whether that be
(44:34):
relate like you and a girlfriendor a friend or parent, whatever
.
It's all about compromise andcommunication, and I think as
humans, we need to do that moreyeah, just like you guys when
you told us that all of our babynames sucked ass.
Yeah, hey we got a bone to pickwith all you voters on there's
(44:58):
a few out there that actuallypicked one of the names.
Speaker 4 (45:00):
But hey, we just we tried really hard yeah, we, I,
we put all of our brain powerinto the best we could.
We'll see what you guys come.
Yeah, like, like we triedreally hard to be original and
and all you guys, just well, Imean, granted, we're not mad
(45:22):
actually.
And no, we didn't give you avote that just said no.
Like if you didn't like thenames, you had to tell us to
fuck off.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
Like that was the only other vote but we we
thought it'd be funny to putthat, but we didn't think that
many people are gonna put, uh,holy fuck, none, yeah, so, um,
charles's name everest actuallygot a good amount of votes,
though yeah, I was actually kindof upset that cleo didn't get
more, but I really like cleo.
(45:51):
It's only a really pretty nameto me, but I kind of put cd as a
meme.
I mean, like I said, uh, pastepisode, my favorite wide
receiver currently, and I kindof just I think the name's like
cool, but I think 11% of youguys picked it.
So shout out the 11%.
Speaker 4 (46:12):
Yeah, it's tough.
Like I said, I really likedCleo just because I felt like it
was a little bit original.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:19):
But hey, we can mix ours and do our.
What did we say?
Cleo Dawn.
Nickname CD yeah, cbd.
Well, I don't want to workexactly like that.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
She could name her Tia, tia Hermione, and it would
be THC.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
Tia Hermione Bright.
Oh yeah, I don't know, maybe weshould have named babies.
Yeah, if you guys want us toplan your gender reveal party,
just hit us up at rollingdeeppodwith one P.
Yeah, I mean, if you guys wantus to plan your gender reveal
party, just hit us up atrollingdeeppod with one P.
Speaker 4 (47:03):
Yeah, I mean, if you get a gender to reveal, we can
release it any Tuesday of themonth.
Really, yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
Yeah, we won't show up to your house, but just have
a big listening party Tuesday at7 am.
And just wait, we'll say it Notat the, at the beginning, not
the end, but somewhere in themiddle.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
So oh yeah we'll probably and we might leave you
on a cliffhanger and come outthe tuesday after oh, dude, can
you imagine?
Speaker 3 (47:34):
and the gender is, and then we'll see you next week
.
And then all you hear is Tipsyby Shaboos.
Speaker 4 (47:42):
Yeah, oh boy, but yeah, no.
I mean, we'll probably get apoll out there to see what you
guys have to offer, and thenwe'll vote on that.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:53):
We'll vote on your, so check on Tuesday for your
idea for baby names.
Speaker 4 (47:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
And we'll discuss them next episode.
Yeah, We'll for baby names yeah, we'll discuss them next
episode?
Speaker 4 (48:06):
yeah, we'll, we'll, uh, we'll see who's, yeah, we'll
see who's who's really showingup.
If I, if I hear a basic assname in there, I'm let.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
Just let me tell you if I see a tim, I'm gonna be
pissed dude oh man, my niece isnot being called Tim, but yeah,
anyway, love you guys.
Speaker 4 (48:33):
If you want any updates on any of our new
episode releases, you can followour Instagram at rolling deep
pod with one p?
Um.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
you can also email us anytime that rolling deep pod
with one p at gmailcom um if yougot any ideas for, uh, what you
want us to talk about, or haveany life advice you want us to
try to help you with, hit us upand as always, with enough, you
(49:02):
too can roll deep.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
My baby born to work it.
She's been telling me all nightlong Gasoline and groceries.
The list goes on and on.
This nine to five ain't working.
Why the hell do I work so hard?
I can't worry about my problems, I can't take them when I'm
(49:39):
gone.
One, here comes the two To, tothe three, to the four.
Tell them bring another round,we need plenty more.
Two stepping on the table.
She don't need a dance floor.
Oh, my good lord, someone callme up a double shot of whiskey.
They know me and Jay, damn,it's got a history.
There's a party downtown nearFish Street.
(50:02):
Everybody at the bar gettingtipsy.
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