Ep. 11: Alex’s Fear List

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Alex's fear list takes center stage as the hosts reveal the story behind this now-infamous collection of 58 items ranging from legitimate phobias to simple dislikes.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I started drinking at 6 am.
We're here now.
I don't know what time it is,but I'm rolling deep.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Welcome back to another episode of Rolling Deep.
I'm Alex and I'm easton.
Welcome to rolling deep folksagain.
We don't have chuck uh todayyeah, welcome, uh, welcome back
to uh uh another episode I guess, yeah, memorial day, weekend

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coming up.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah, we got that and I don't know if there will be a
an episode next weekend, mightbe taking a little hiatus yeah,
we might rolling a little bittoo deep.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
um, we're gonna roll the dice here.
But a quick little thing um, ifyou want to partake in a little
rolling deep uh shenanigans onuh memorial day weekend, you can
go get yourself a couple diceand post a little flick out
there, tagging us see who outthere is rolling deep, or I mean

(01:16):
most of you guys that listen,if you know us, you can send us
a little snap action or a videoof some sort and we can get you
on the Instagram rolling yourdice for the big holiday weekend
.
Let's get to it Three.
That was a little bit sticky.

(01:44):
I hope I didn't blow anybody'sears out there.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Sorry for the loudness.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
We won't cover your car speakers.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Headphones yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Audio Express.
Shout out, cousin Haley.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Let's get to it.
Four, yeah, big four banger.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
I think that's the only number I roll on this
podcast uh, might be till westart rolling two days, and then
you can roll double fours seethat's.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
That would be a long episode then hard eight.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
I don't know what the odds are on a craps table for a
hard eight, but I would begetting paid if I rolled a night
?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
yeah so today, I think we have a little bit of a
special episode.
You've heard us all kind ofmention it.
You've heard us have littlehints, little jabs.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
We're going to finally talk about my fear list.
Yeah, are you going to let mepick out random numbers, or do
you have some premeditatednumbers that you're looking to?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
We can do random numbers.
Maybe that would be kind of fun.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
All right.
Well, you want to roll throughwhat five?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
We can do like maybe three Three.
Yeah we can make one, we'll see.
We'll see how it goes.
Yeah, so for those of you thatdon't know, I started a fear
list over a year ago and it'sessentially just it used to be
what I was scared of, but it'skind of now just become stuff I
dislike or don't want to everdeal with in my life and, uh, it

(03:32):
was an inside joke and now it'snot really a joke and everyone
that knows me knows about it and, uh, it's always getting
updated, so people are alwaysasking me if I've added anything
new.
So I thought why don't I shareit with the whole world and talk
about on rolling deep?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
yeah, so how many fears are on the list, just so I
can have a little gauge of whatnumbers I can pick from right
now there's 58 all right, so 58.
I'll write these down as I saythem, just so we don't forget
what fears we got.

(04:08):
I'm going to take fear 37.
Okay, I'm going to take fear 37.
I'm going to take fear 16.

(04:28):
I'm going to take fear 23.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
All right, yeah, we got some good ones, so we'll
start with 37.
So fear 37 is having to sneezewhile you're driving.
A lot of people.
I feel like don't talk aboutthis enough.
Some people do it.
I mean I guess everyone I'vedone it, but I'm just scared.
I have very loud growl.

(04:58):
Sneezes yeah, like the dad.
Sneeze, yeah, like it soundslike a shotgun blast, yeah, and
I'm just terrified.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
I'm on the freeway, maybe in some traffic and
someone's gonna think thatyou're shooting at him yeah, I'm
just gonna sneeze someone andfry is gonna be like, oh my god,
he has a gun and he were justrammed into me because I'm just
going crazy.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah, all the pollen in the air.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Dude, the springtime must be atrocious for you, oh
dude.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
I'm just allergic to animal hair.
So usually if I go to a buddy'shouse and I know they have a
dog, I have to take Benadryl orsomething, and if I don't, oh,
it's a mess.
And I don't like sneezing infront of people.
It's all like wait till I gethome.
So, people, it's all like waittill I get home.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
So then it's just hang, hang, hang hold on a
second.
Did you say you wait till youget home?

Speaker 3 (05:50):
yeah, I don't like sneezing in front of people.
How do you?

Speaker 2 (05:51):
wait on a sneeze I hold it I mean, I've heard of
holding in a fart yeah, never asneeze.
Yeah no, I hold my sneezeusually people try to hold in a
sneeze and it like blows theireyeballs out.
They're like oh, dude it's it's, but it still happens yeah, no,
I think it's bad for yoursinuses yeah, like, how do you
just like I gotta sneeze andthen just like don't um, usually

(06:17):
I'm just making weird faces inthe corner of the room.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
I try not to draw attention to myself, so I just
look like I'm having like amedical episode.
So I just look like it's reallyred.
Oh, dude, yeah, and I'm justlike open mouth, like when my
eyes are open and like eyes arewatering and shit, yeah there.
There used to be tricks to likeyeah, you plug or you hold like

(06:42):
right below your nostrils likelittle bridge.
Yeah, what else?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
I heard that you just say watermelon.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
I've heard that one or holding your tongue at the
roof of your mouth is anotherone that's never worked.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, I like sneezing .
Sometimes I'm purposelyplugging my nose just to feel
the pressure.
And then I can't hear where theshit for the rest of the day.
And I even tried to do anexample and now I can't fucking
hear me because I got my my earsso blocked up you're insane.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
um, but yeah, back to that fear it kind of stemmed
from.
I knew a buddy in high schoolwho got into a little car
accident because he sneezed andhe lived on a roundabout and he
got into a little accident.
He's okay.
But I asked him what happened.

(07:38):
He said, dude, I had a sneeze.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
attack you just sneeze and you're just like ah,
damn it, my foot slippedstraight down on the gas pedal,
I went from 60 to 90 and I'm ina ditch now yeah, I was driving
a tesla, and oh boy yeah, I wasdriving my tesla, I sneezed.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
I accidentally turned off autopilot.
Yeah, so that's the first one.
What was the next one?
23?

Speaker 2 (08:07):
no 16 16, 16.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
This one's kind of a throwback fear.
Uh playing we without thestraps oh yeah, yeah, you know
you're.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
You just get scared that you're gonna freaking, whip
the frick out of your mom's tv.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah bowling, baseball, all the wii games.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Like you had to be active yeah, I will have to say
I always wanted to like be arebel and not wear the strap and
then like I would always likestart bowling or something and
then be like, yeah, I probablyneed this strap on yeah, no, you
feel a lot better yeah you wantto be a rebel, but you, you
hold back and then Iprogressively just started

(08:47):
sucking more because I wouldpurposely let go of the remote
now that I knew that it wasn'tgoing nowhere.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, dude I, I loved wii sports.
Yeah, I feel like my familyused to have like tournaments on
that and it was badass yeahfuck the dude that, like, is
really good at boxing.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Oh, matt, yeah, matt, the bald guy yeah, dude, I.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
I remember waking up as a kid on like a weekend and
like thinking like I'm gonna goto the gym, but in reality it
was just me like changing out ofmy pajamas, out of my like
batman pajamas, into likebasketball shorts.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
I'm just like going downstairs trying on the wii and
boxing I always the bone I hadto pick with wii sports was that
I always thought I was so muchbetter than I was like.
You know, when you're likeactually throwing right hooks
like a pro and then like none ofthem land and you're just like

(09:46):
dude, that's so like Idefinitely would have ko'd that
like like matt's freakingbeating the brakes off me right
now and you're dodging andweaving.
Yeah, because the freakingsensor on the wii is, like,
cocked a little bit too far tothe left so I can't land a punch
to save my life, like I used toget heated at the wii, like the

(10:13):
wii I just we golfing.
You don't know how many times Ijust sat there flipping off the
wii.
I'd get pissed.
Just set the remote off to thecontroller, off to the side, and
just sit there with my middlefinger up.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
But you would like to make sure your parents didn't
see and then just flip off theWii.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah, I'd just be sitting there with both fingers
up right there just staring atthe Wii for like 10 minutes.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Oh dude well, you have to yeah, you have to show
them who's boss Wii golfingalways had me in a chokehold.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
I was not very good at it and it just pissed me off.
Yeah, I can see that Well.
I mean I liked there was thisgame on the Wii that was kind of
like Wii Sports.
It was Sonic and Knuckles, butit was like the Olympics.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Oh, mario and Sonic at the Olympics, yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, and that was pretty good.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
You could do like any Olympic event ever.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
There was, just like, so many activities to do.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Yeah, and that game was super cool because they made
multiple.
So they did like was it the2011 or 12?
Like london, yeah, olympics,and then they had winter
olympics, so then you could belike sonic the hedgehog and like
snowboard and stuff.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
If anybody has a Wii that they want to get rid of.
That's still like functionaland up-to-date.
I mean, I'm sure they probablystopped updates, but it's
functional.
Yeah, for me to play a game onit.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
I used to love Super Smash Bros Brawl.
Were you ever into that?
Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah, I got heavy into that.
I was pretty heavy into it,which sucked because I was heavy
into it and it was like reallyfun.
And then I felt like when Istarted playing Smash Bros again
on the Switch when it startedgetting popular again in high
school, I feel like it wasnothing like what I was playing
on the Wii, because I grinded itfor a long time and was like

(12:16):
this is awesome and hadeverything figured out and then
just disconnected it from mybrain for so long and then all
of a sudden people like playingit on the Switch and stuff.
And then I just felt like itliterally was not even the same
game.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
There's the roster On Brawl.
There was like however manycharacters I want to say
probably like 30.
But then you go and like Idon't know what Smash Bros we're
on now, but whatever one's onthe Switch and it's like damn
near probably like 60 charactersand it's just like holy shit,
but way too much.
Uh, and I guess the last spherewe'll talk about was was 23,

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right.
Yep Alligators.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Oh boy, fun fact, eli , my dad thinks that he could
Kick an alligator's ass With noproblem, he said.
Yeah, cap, that is cap.
I think he's just giving Alexshit but oh yeah, eli.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Eli's the number one hater Of my fear list and he's
actually offered to take me on across country road trip To
conquer all my fears.
But I'm not really sure howwe're going to conquer some of
these, some of them, I justthink they're just meant to not
be conquered.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Fun fact we learned yesterday is that alligators can
now mimic drowning.
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Like they've figured out, yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
When I was told that fact I thought it meant like
alligators, like I didn't thinkfake drowning as in like looking
like a Acting like a cat.
Yeah, like acting like a human.
So I was like, yeah, so what?
They learned how to fake drown,like I'm still not going to
save the alligator.
Like, if the alligator's isdrowning, I'll just be like what

(14:08):
the hell is that alligatordoing?
But then, yeah, I didn'trealize they were talking about
like mimicking, like a kiddrowning.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah, jump in, because you, you just see, like
short little stubby arms andlike you think it's a child or
something drowning, but it'sactually an alligator.
What got me?
Which they've been?
Alligators have been on my fearlist for a minute now, but what
got me was I watched a video ofan alligator running and that
kind of solidified it, becausethey're like weird looking when

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they run, but they're quick.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, alligators are like aren'd say quick and short
bursts.
Yeah, I can get from 10 yardssuper quick, but obviously if
they're that good.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
They're weird.
Crocodiles and alligators arejust such weird animals.
I watched a video on TikTok nottoo long ago of a crocodile and
an alligator fighting Just onthe street.
But it's so weird becausethey're not like going at it.
They kind of it's almost likethey both take turns, like
biting each other and they'rereally slow.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Dude, there was an alligator once at a Disneyland.
I think Like you got inside.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Disneyland, yeah, something like that.
Are you talking about DisneyWorld like in Florida?
I don't know, Because I knowwhen I went to Florida a few
years ago and my family and I wewent to Epcot, like that
parking lot they have likealligator warning signs, yeah no

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, I don't know it was just indisneyland once, I think like
you're on space mountain.
You're like this is so much fun,but then there's just an
alligator behind you yeah, it'slike alligator writing in the
seat behind me on splashmountain.
Yeah.
You look at the holy shit.
You know like yeah, you look atthe picture afterwards You're

(16:10):
like, oh God that picture.
There is an alligator behind me, isn't there?
Yeah, like dude sick.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
The alligator likes this right Too, with a stubby
little arm.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
This is way better than the swamp Swamp.
But yeah, that's the fearlessfor now.
So I think maybe every once ina while, you know, we'll just
bring it up.
Yeah, we'll get through it.
My goal is to hopefully get to100 fears, because I just think
it would be really funny to liketalk about it to new people and

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then like kind of what we'redoing here they'll be like what,
what's fear 73?
And like I can memorize it.
That'd be the.
That's kind of my goal.
Yeah, that's a crazy goal.
It shouldn't be a goal.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yeah, whatever what about farting?
Is that on your goal?

Speaker 3 (17:03):
is that that on my Is farting on my fear list?

Speaker 2 (17:07):
I don't know, is it a goal to fart?
Sometimes when I feel bloated,yeah, Sometimes, sometimes it's
just nice, but, um, what was Igonna bring up?
Oh, have you ever heard of, uh,have you ever seen, the meme

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the peanut butter and jelly thelong way?
Yeah, the long way.
Yeah, uh, nigel's never heardof that, he's never seen that.
Yeah, like yesterday when I wasup at his house kind of talking
to him whatever we were likesaid that something like we
needed to cut something the longway, and then I was like peanut

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butter and jelly the long wayand then it got stuck in my head
.
It's like for the rest of theday I just kept being like
peanut butter and jelly the longway and then finally he was
just like dude, what the fuckare you talking about?
it's like, yeah, it's like.
He's like where did that evencome from?
Oh my god, it's just like ameme where people just make a
peanut butter and jelly and it'sjust freaking.

(18:13):
Yeah, I saw one massive peanutbutter and jelly uh, it was a
few days ago.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
I saw one.
It was a hot dog, but it waslike the same thing.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
It was just a super vertical hot dog dude you, ever
you see the new thing thatthey're doing at costco?
Huh well, I mean you got to doit yourself, but um uh, cutting
open the top of your chickenbake and putting the sausage
down in it no, but that couldall right, I can maybe get

(18:45):
behind that.
Yeah, that's like.
The new thing is you buy a hotdog and a chicken bake and then
take a little knife and slit thetop of the chicken bake, jam
the sausage in there and thenhave a freaking have the.
Costco guys done that, yet.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
No but.
I'm not doing it unless Big AJor whatever is Maybe the Rizzler
.
If the Rizzler tells me it'sokay to do, I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah, we're going to jam a hot dog down in a chicken
bake.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, I don't know how you get the ketchup in there
though, maybe like the turkeybaster or something that, or
maybe you dip, you like coat thehot dog in ketchup beforehand
and then put it in there.
I know I saw one guy on tiktok.
He like has a whole, like oneof the drawers in this fridge is

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just literally full of ketchupand I'll like microwave a hot
dog and then just put his wholehand in the drawer full of
ketchup and then eat it dude II've often wondered when they're
going to make a pizza chickenbake.
What.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Like a chicken bake.
Oh.
But it doesn't have anythingthat a chicken bake has in it.
It's just like pepperoni andstuff, isn't it just like a
calzone then?
No, it's a pizza.
Chicken bake, hmm, yeah, maybeI'm not with you.
Chicken bake, yeah, maybe.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
I'm not with you on that.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah, one time I was tired of eating a hot dog with a
bun and came up with abrilliant idea to somehow coat
the bun around the hot dog.
And then I was like, how wouldthat work out?
And then I was like, oh well,out.
And then I was like, oh well,you could like put it on a stick
.
And then, um yeah.

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Then one of our friends waslike, yeah, you're a fucking
idiot it's called a corn dog andI was like oh yeah, I remember
that very well, yeah, I guess,and I thought like we thought we
were breaking ground here.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
We might have been rolling deep at that moment,
maybe not, but we just yeah, Iremember we talked about imagine
like a breaded hot dog, andthen we're like how would you
eat it on a stick?

Speaker 2 (21:00):
yeah, we're like dude , I just want to find the person
that made the corn dog and thenjust be like, was it similar
did you come up?

Speaker 3 (21:09):
with your first concept, or did you?

Speaker 2 (21:12):
like, did you start with a hot dog?
And just be like god, I'mgetting so much shit all over my
hands, why don't I put it on astick and like wrap the bun, you
know?

Speaker 3 (21:21):
like no, it's a genius idea yeah I think I
should take it to the stockmarket you know, there's a whole
restaurant and I don't rememberif it's beaverton or
hillsborough, but that's like.
Their whole gimmick is corndogs so you can get like any
type of like hot dog and thenget like hot dog toppings, but

(21:42):
it's like a corn dog so you canget like and I ate it and it was
all right.
I wish I got something else,but I got a uh, hot cheeto like
crusted corn dog yeah, they have.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
They have that at mariners games, but it's uh
covered in um.
So it's corn dog dipped incheese rolled in blue takis.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Oh, I don't know if I want to do all the mariners,
it's like yeah, the teal coloredtalkies that they like crunched
up yeah, yeah, but then yourmouth's all blue all day and
yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
you see what they're doing with corn dogs now, where
they cook them, take them offthe stick and then slice them
open and then just put likeketchup and mustard and relish
in it and basically just nowmake it a hot dog again.
That pisses me off.
Yeah, they just like cook acorn dog and then they cut it
open and then just like fill itwith chili and cheese.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
It's like well, it's literally just a hot dog.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
That's literally a chili cheese dog.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
As a hot dog connoisseur.
That pisses me off.
Yeah, it's literally a cheesecheese dog as a hot dog
connoisseur.
That pisses me off.
Yeah, it's literally a cheesechili dog.
And while we're on the topic ofhot dogs, why don't you tell
the listeners about, uh, youputting on probably what 10, 15
people on a hot dog and atortilla?

Speaker 2 (22:57):
oh, yeah, that's, that's my invention.
So if, if you, uh, I haven'tcopyrighted it, so I guess, if
anybody wanted to steal it fromme, just please give some credit
and shout out the podcast.
But I don't eat hot dogs in abun, unless I buy them, like at
a baseball game or something.

(23:19):
I'll eat a hot dog in a bun,but if I'm just cooking a hot
dog for myself, I never put itin a bun.
I despise buns because to meit's just way too much bread.
Like you don't want to have,like the chintzy, like cheap
buns, yes.
So you buy like the nice, likewhat are those called?

(23:41):
Like the hoagie or whatever,like the pioneer rolls or
whatever, yeah, and then putyour hot dog in that, but like,
to me that's just too much bun.
You put a hot dog in there.
You put your enough sauce tolike not make it dry as shit.
Well then you're just drowningin sauce, so you put less sauce
and then you're just eating bunpretty much, and so it just like

(24:03):
pissed me off.
And so one day I came up withthe idea of putting in a
tortilla, because tortillas isless bread, it's thinner, it's.
You know, you get more of thetaste of what you're actually
looking for, which is thesausage right, yeah, and it's
probably like one-four fourthless filling than like an actual

(24:26):
hot dog bun.
I would say, yeah, I had tomeasure it so, like you get to,
I mean, you're not cooking a hotdog to eat bread, you're
cooking the hot dog to eat thethe bra or the dog or you know
whatever.
Whatever you're cooking, a hotlink even, maybe, so you just
throw it in a tortilla and thenyou can actually like, feel like

(24:46):
you're really getting taste andtaste and and, mind you, I I
mean I haven't tried it with acorn tortilla, but when we're
talking here, we're talkingflour, soft shell yeah, so you
just take it, put the hot dog in, dice it up with the same same
condiments you put on yournormal hot dog, and also.
the other thing that it does isthen, when you wrap the bottom

(25:09):
and fold it over, you don'tspill any of that stuff on
yourself.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
So then you kind of make a burrito.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah, it's like a hot dog burrito, because you know
when you're eating a normal dogif you load it up with a bunch
of relish, or like chili andcheese and stuff it ends up
being pretty messy.
It kind of starts falling offthe back and getting in your
hand and stuff.
So, in genius, I came up withthe idea of putting in a

(25:34):
tortilla.
So, now you can load it up withyour chili and your cheese or
onions or relish or whatever thehell you want to, and then you
can just fold it all over and itdoesn't spill and you get a
better taste of the meat thatyou cooked.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
I'm trying to remember because I think it was
probably oh gosh, maybe likethree, four years ago we went on
a camping trip and all of usgoing camping together.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
We don't want to spend a ton of money, but
everyone has tortillas at theirhouse usually, I mean and the
other thing that I have to saywith that is that another thing
always pissed me off they sellhot dog buns in a six pack and
then you go buy hot dogs in afreaking 20 pack.
Right, so you run out of buns.

(26:22):
You can buy tortillas in a 20pack and a hot dog's in a 20
pack and you have the same ratioof hot dog to a tortilla.
You can eat all of your hotdogs over the course of however
long you're camping and use allof your tortillas and I gotta, I
gotta be honest.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
I remember shitting on easton because I was like
dude, that's so fucking stupid,I'm not doing that, that's
terrible.
And there was probably like 1015 of us all camping together
and easton had every single oneof us eating hot dogs and a
tortilla and I haven't lookedback since oh yeah, no,
everybody, everybody despises ofit because it's not normal.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
But like everybody I've told thinks I'm joking or
like trying to do it to get alaugh and I'm like, no, I'm
serious like it, like to me itto get a laugh and I'm like no.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
I'm serious, like like.
To me it's better.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
And I mean to some people might not be better, but
they everybody that's tried it,does it and they're like I I see
where you're coming from.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Like I would eat this again, at least when what we
were doing when we were camping.
Food have to be somewhatlowered, like when you're came,
you can't expect a gourmet meal,you know?
Yeah, like you're I'm doingthis in our quotes roughing it.
I mean.
What's more roughing it than ahot dog and a tortilla?

Speaker 2 (27:32):
dude.
Yeah, it's like it's likepoverty nachos.
It's like they're so freakinggood like everybody eats them
it's like chili mac yeah likeyou know, you just think that
it's, but yeah, hot dog and atortilla for sure, like if you,
if you haven't tried it, I'mtelling you you're skeptical and
I'm not gonna be over the.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
I'm not gonna be there to like force you to try
it, but trust me on it and giveit a shot I want to try a hot
dog on a tortilla, but I want touse one of those hot dogs that
are spicy and have the cheese inthem.
I feel like that would be good.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah, if you're really feeling feisty sometimes,
make a quesadilla.
If you just take one tortilla,put cheese on half it, fold it
over, lay a half quesadilla orwhatever, get that all heated up
, make your quesadilla, orwhatever you know, get that,
I'll heat it up, make yourquesadilla, open it, throw your
dog in there and then maybe youknow, you put you know your

(28:29):
chili or whatever, anything thatwould be good with like cheese,
and then it's literally aquesadilla with a hot dog in it.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
See, I've never done that, I've never done the chili
dog tortilla combo.
Maybe when we go camping nextI'll try it.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yeah, dude, it's legit and and, like I said,
everybody out there alwaysthinks that I'm like just doing
it to get people to laugh or belike what the hell are you doing
easton, but I'm easton's gonnapick me over here eating a
tortilla like oh, he's justdoing that.
So people ask him what I'm like.
No dude like this is just how Ilike.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
He generally likes it like that yeah, and he's
changed the world.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Hopefully, but not really.
If you don't like it, it's notyour thing, cool.
But I'm just telling you it'swrong, it's way better than a
tortilla.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
If you're doing anything for Memorial Day, we
can try hot dog and a tortilla.
Roll some dice tag us, let'ssee it.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
I'm just telling you Because this is kind of
genuinely how we came up with it.
You'll hear this podcast theMemorial Day weekend.
You'll shit on me, right?
You'll roll your dice.
No-transcript, fuck it, let'sgive that tortilla and hot dog a

(29:41):
try.
Everybody that shat on me thefirst time that I brought it up
on that camping trip.
Shit on me until they got aboutthree beers in them, and then
they everybody was like okay,yeah sure, we'll try it.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
I understand the genius no like I always say to
easton when you're right, you'reright.
You know what I?

Speaker 2 (30:02):
mean dude, I, I've tried every.
I love tortillas.
So this know what I mean.
Dude, I've tried every.
I love tortillas.
That's kind of where thisspawned from.
I've tried everything in atortilla, though I made a peanut
butter and jelly in a tortillaonce.
It was all right.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
It wasn't bad, I've seen people do it.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
But I've just tried a lot of stuff with tortillas to
see, and then that one hit forme.
I mean, obviously you know Idon't have my food cart yet, but
easton's hot dog and tortilla.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
The menu it says yeah , hot dog and tortilla.
Yeah, it's cultural.
Yeah, so it's american food forsure.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yeah it's cultural.
You got the tortilla in thereand the hot dog and uh or a
frankfurter it could be.
It could be, it could be a bra.
It could be mexican.
German, you put a brat in atortilla, it it could be
Mexican-American.
With a hot dog it could be, youknow God damn Well, I think we

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Speaker 3 (31:09):
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Speaker 2 (31:13):
That was me getting really excited and rubbing my
hands together.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Which he tends to do all the time has a big smile on
his face and rubs his handstogether.
If you know, you know, you knowwhat I mean, dude, I get fired
up about tortillas.

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(32:37):
action for you guys Giveaway.
Giveaway kind of.
So we decided everybody outthere that is going to
participate in the dice roll, um, if you send us a video of you
doing the dice roll, uh, to ourinstagram account, or you can
email us the video, or you knowanywhere we can have a time

(32:57):
receipt posted on your instagram, yeah, anywhere where we can
have a time receipt on.
Uh, you doing it, the.
What do we want to say?

Speaker 3 (33:06):
The first person First person or yeah, we can say
first person, yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
The first person that we get a video from rolling the
dice on Memorial Day weekend,we will pay for your beer for
that Memorial Day weekend.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
But it won't count until Friday.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Yeah, well, no, it can't until or Saturday is what
I meant Saturday.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
So yeah, first person Saturday.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
While you're celebrating, yeah, first person
Saturday.
Let's see, I don't even knowwhat day Saturday is, saturday,
may 24th the first person we geta video from rolling the dice
and cracking open a beer onSaturday or any type of drink.
You could have a mixed drink,yeah, we just need to see that

(33:51):
you're partaking in that we needto see a dice and your drink.
Yeah, we need to see a dice andyour drink and we'll buy your
pack.
So if you keep your receipt forthat pack of beer that you
probably did buy and we'll payfor it, yeah.
Just send it to one of ourInstagrams and we'll get you

(34:13):
hooked up.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
We'll have the Rolling Deep accountants Venmo
you.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Yeah, we'll have the Rolling Deep accountants pay for
your case of beer for MemorialDay weekend, so anybody out
there it's going to partake init.
Keep your receipt and try tosend us a dice roll and you'd
crack it open and pounding abeer there, uh so if you made it
this far in the episode and youuh, you got a heads up.

(34:37):
Yeah, if you just listen to thefirst five minutes, well, shame
on you for not using your timewisely.
Yeah, exactly that's.
Uh, that's our, that's ourgiveaway, so if you're
interested in partaking, just beready.
First official rolling deepgiveaway yeah so shoot us, shoot

(34:59):
us a little.
Uh, interactive content hereand uh, um, we'll get in touch
with you.
We'll have our pr team get intouch with you if you've won,
yes, but anyway, uh, I thinkwe're gonna talk about, uh, our
fantasy football league here fora second.
And hey, if you're listening anddon't like fantasy football,

(35:20):
don't turn it off yeah, it's.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
we're not talking about football, we're talking
about the fun part about it.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Yeah, so the fun part about our league.
I don't want to lose a bunch ofpeople here thinking that we're
just going to talk somethingthat you're not interested in.
If you are interested infantasy football, we'll have
enough content for you too.
So, anyway, a couple years agoI think this is our third year
in the league now we started afantasy football group with me,

(35:52):
alex and eight of our best budsthat we got, and we decided that
we were going to do what'scalled a dynasty league, which,
for those of you that are intofantasy football, probably know.
For those of you that don't, itmeans that we had a startup

(36:12):
draft.
We drafted all the players thatwe wanted and we just keep that
team.
So you don't ever redraft ateam.
You can do trades, you can pickpeople up that aren't on
anybody's team, but besides that, when you start that league, it
uh those players are on yourteam forever.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
So if you draft patrick mahomes when you guys
start, you'll have patrickmahomes forever, unless you
trade them or remove them fromyour team yeah, so no, you don't
.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
I mean a lot of fantasy leagues out.
There is like a redraft everyyear.
So you have the option the nextyear to redraft, you can
totally change your team yeah,but we decided to start a uh
dynasty a dynasty league so wenever really lose them.
And um to shake it up from themonotonous, you know some people

(37:07):
might think you know fantasyleague year round.
You wouldn't really be all thatinto it if there wasn't
anything on the line, you know.
So to keep us focused in andpaying attention year round, we
decided to make the very lastperson in the league every year
has a punishment that we spin on.

(37:28):
We get together every year anddraft our rookies and, uh, we
decide on what punishmentseverybody have for the year.
So if you take dead last in ourleague, you have to do your
punishment.
For example, alex lost thisyear's league and he had to go
do the blazing wing challenge atbuffalo wild and I don't

(37:48):
remember what episode.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
We talked about it.
But we talked about a littlebit a few episodes ago.
Yeah and uh, it was.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
It was something so today, um, if that wasn't enough
sports for you, non-sportsfanatics we're going to talk
about the punishments thateverybody drew this year.
We're just going to run downthe list of punishments and
basically explain them to you,what they mean, what they do,

(38:21):
and give you a little food forthought on what could be
happening to me or Alex here inthe near future.
But so we're going to run down.
The first punishment we have iscalled the dog kennel.
So all the dog kennel is is theloser has to get into a dog

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kennel that fits them.
We lock it up yep and then everysingle person that didn't lose
gets to dump pour, yeah, squirtsomething on them of their
choice.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Yeah, but we made.
We made some restrictions likeI think ever did.
We say one or two thingseveryone gets to bring yeah,
like you couldn't bring pissyeah or feces yeah, like I think
we said, two things, but Ithink the rule was it has to be
like from a grocery store andbought that day, so you couldn't
like bring, you know, threemonth old expired milk or

(39:26):
something.
Has to be like that day and Ithink I think that was.
I think everyone gets to bringtwo things, if I'm not mistaken
yeah, so basically the guy justgets a bunch of food, yeah like
nasty anything you know you'd.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
You'd pour a bucket of feathers on them and get it
to stick I mean anything thatyou want to throw sauerkraut,
yeah, so that's kind of the dogkennel yeah um, the next one
that we have is the holiday.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Uh, dd, so that one might be the most tame on this
list.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Yeah, so the one on this list, basically and it
doesn't have to be a holiday, Isuppose, but basically it's
three times in the year that allof us will be together, go out
for a couple drinks, and thatspecific person can't drink,

(40:23):
obviously all night andbasically is just in for it for
the night.
Whatever we want to do,wherever we want to go, has to
be our dd.
Has to be our dd yeah, likethey're, they're in for it.
For however long we're bouncingaround, they gotta, you know,
come in with us and drink wateror mountain dew and and uh,

(40:47):
basically, you know, just kindof drive us around for three
days out of the year that we alldecide.
Um, the next one that we got is, uh, running a five K, but in
an outfit that the winnerchooses.
Yeah, so the person that winsthe league if this guy so

(41:10):
happens to lose, the winner ofthe league picks out what outfit
he has to run his 5k if it'slike a, like a sexy halloween
costume, yeah, some t-shirt withsome saying on it, or whatever
he has to like.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
I mean not saying he has to complete in like a record
time, but he just has tocomplete a 5k yeah, but while
wearing the outfit of thewinner's choosing yeah, so
pretty much.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
However long it takes you to run the 5k is when you
can get out of it yeah, whichthat's not.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
I mean it'd suck because no one.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
I mean I'm not gonna say anyone, but, like for me, I
personally don't want to do a 5k, but I guess it just depends on
the outfit so I I feel likethat one's not terrible, no,
compared to some of the others Imean, unless you can make it
like kind of awkward, but like Ifeel like with the right
mindset you could laugh it offfor most of the fight.

(42:06):
Yeah, like people would run byyou kind of laugh and you'd be
like but everyone's there to dotheir shit, like so I mean the
tension's not all on you yeah,everyone's worried about
completing their pr so, yeah, um, the next one we have on this
list is called sit and smoke.

(42:27):
But basically we came up withthis idea because we were all
hanging out at this propertythat I have and I had a nice
fire going and it got reallysmoky and for some reason, you
know, the smoke was literally,yeah, just always in somebody's

(42:49):
face, and so basically we cameup with this idea.
Whether we wanted to start afire this early or not, it's
just all day long untileverybody leaves.
So they would come, you, we'dbuild a fire somewhere, we could
purposely make it smoky,whatever.
But they got to pick their seatand then they can't get up from

(43:12):
then on out.
So if they're bringing food,they got to sit the food near
them, drinks, taking a piss theycan't sit their chair.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
If we leave, whether we come back, yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
If we all want to go get food, they're staying there
in the chair.
I mean, at that point they'dprobably get up to piss, but
they're still like like somebodybrought them there and they
literally can't leave.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
So it's like yeah, and I mean, and before anyone's
like well, that just sounds evil.
It's not like we're going tostarve them, yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Like like well, that just sounds evil.
It's not like we're gonnastarve them.
Yeah, like like we'll, we'llmake sure that you know he's
safe.
Yeah, but yeah, that's that'skind of the deal is.
I mean, it could be you couldnot get any smoke in your eyes
all night, but you could havethe smoke pointed straight at
you for the it's almost 11 hours, you know, and it sounds like,
uh, the revenant, like an art ofdicaprio, like you're basically
doing the Revenant, but youcan't walk.
You can't get up.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Yeah, that'll be an interesting one, and that one
came from because our buddy thatpulled that one.
We were going to have him ridea bull.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
It's a county fair, but he weighs like a buck ten.
Yeah, and we were.
We don't want him to die.
Yeah, we were a little bitcurious on, uh, what would
happen if, when he inevitablydidn't ride the bull we'd root
for him for sure.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Yeah, yeah, we thought that was too unsafe yeah
, so that's kind of um that.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Uh, the second one or the next one that we're going
to talk about is, uh, minepersonally but uh, it is the
gallon for loco mile yeah, youwant to.
Yeah, so basically it gotswitched up because I drew the

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milk mile, which is basicallydrink a gallon of milk, however
you choose, but you have todrink a gallon of milk and the
gallon of milk has to be gonebefore you finish your mile.
Around the track or whereveryou're running the mile, it
doesn't really matter, but thegallon of milk has to be gone.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
By the time you finish?

Speaker 2 (45:28):
yes, by the time you finish the mile.
Well, I will have to say, I'mnot sure if it will be any
better, but I can't stand puking, like for the life of me.
Like I just can't stand pukinglike for the life of me, like I,
I just can't do it.
Um, like I've I've even beensick and like tried, and then I

(45:51):
just can't like.
So I'll just end up layingthere in bed for like three
times longer than I should Causejust cause.
I can't get anything out everbecause I just don't, I just
don't like it.
And so, yeah, I kind of saw thewriting on the wall and was

(46:11):
like, well, I'm 100% going topuke if I drink a gallon of milk
.
Yeah.
And so we kind of were bouncingoff ideas as to what would be
better than milk.
And it just ended up being thealternate, which was getting
super hammered, which I was okaywith as long as it didn't

(46:35):
involve puking, which I alsocould still puke, because that's
a lot of liquid to go down andalso run a mile.
But I felt I was okay with itbecause there was a lot less
likelihood that I puke doingthat than a gallon of milk.
I mean, gallon of milk was like100.
You're doing that I feel like agallon of anything and running a

(46:56):
mile it's not gonna feel greatno, it's not gonna feel great,
but I just I personally feltwhen they came up with the
alternative that like in my mind, I convinced myself like okay,
I might not do that yeah, Imight not puke if that happens.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
So which is fair, and everyone agreed like, yeah, all
right if you that's what youwant to do, yeah so that that's
kind of where that one stemmedfrom.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Um, I'm still not ecstatic about it, but I feel a
lot better about it than thealternative.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Milk.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Ugh gross.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Yeah, next one on the list is we got potion trivia
about our hometown.
So everybody.
Basically we gave him acategory that he can research
yeah so, um, and now thinkingback on it, I don't know why we
gave him the category so early.

(47:55):
If he lost, we should have justgave it to him like three weeks
before or something like a weekbefore we can still change it
from the hometown but, but, butit's in theoretical.
We're doing like hometown trivia, so anything about our town,
everybody, the loser, then atthat point, um, the other nine

(48:17):
guys in the league can come upwith two trivia questions to ask
the loser about our hometown,because everybody's kind, you
know from the same place and, uh, it will give him time to study
his you know two weeks to catchup on everything about our
hometown that he can possibly,you know, bring together.

(48:40):
But then everybody can bringyou know, two questions about
our hometown, no matter what itis, and if he gets them wrong,
what was it?

Speaker 3 (48:50):
he had to take a shot of something that we gave it
didn't have to be alcohol, butit could be like it's kind of
the same as dog kennel, like weget something from the grocery
store, we put it in a blender,oh yeah, and then that
concoction.
Every time he gets a questionwrong he has to take a shot.
Yeah.
But it's like the same thing.
Something from a grocery storea day of obviously has to be

(49:13):
edible.
Yeah, but it's probably notgoing to be great.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Yeah.
So we're going to get a blender, blend up a nice little mixture
for him and every question hegets wrong he has to take a shot
of that mixture, said mixture.
Honestly, I think that this isprobably the funnest one like to
date.
Like if I had that one itwouldn't be stupid.

(49:38):
Like I wouldn't like not wantto take dead last, but I would
be okay with it.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Like the mixture would be gross, but it I don't
know, I think it'd be kind offun to try It'd be fun to be
there.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Yeah, it's going to be interesting to see what
everyone brings.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
And then, um, the next one we got is, uh, the Tik
TOK challenge, which I can'tremember exactly what that was,
so Alex can explain that one.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Yeah, so the tech talk challenge.
I think we agreed on 10 dayswhere the loser would have to do
a tech talk every day of eachperson's choosing.
So for nine days.
Then well, it would be nine,but I think we said 10 cause
it's it just sounds better, butI think 10 would be like of a
majority vote.
But, for example, if I lost andI had tiktok challenge, uh,

(50:27):
easton would tell me first daylike all right, you got to make
a dance to this song and I'dhave to post a tiktok.
And then the second day,someone else would be like all
right, you have to do a you knowday in the life, make a vlog
and has to be this amount oftime.
And then the third day, and soon, and so on.
Um, and that's about it.
I think we're gonna allow.

(50:48):
You can say that it is afantasy punishment.
Yeah, so you're not just likeposting random videos, but they
have to stay up until at leastthey're all completed.
I feel like yeah it'd be a goodrule until all are uploaded,
then you can delete them.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Which is crazy, because other people have done
this in their fantasy leaguesthat also have punishments, and
there's been people thatliterally became TikTok famous.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Oh, yeah, dude, just the algorithm.
They'll see that you put thattext and you get famous.
But everyone understands.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
That's what I'd try to do.
I'd try to put as many hashtagson the end of my I'd be like
dude, if I'm gonna do this,let's.
Let's try to hack the algorithmhere.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Yeah, like, hey, I might have taken dead last, but
I have more money in my bankaccounts than you but so that's
kind of the tiktok challenge.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Uh, we only got a couple more.
But uh, the other one is a 25honk car sign.
So basically, oh yeah, thatone's, we can the group, if he
loses, we can, um, set him upanywhere we'd like inside of the
town.
I mean, obviously has to be onsome type of road that would get

(51:59):
25 cars to drive by.
We can't put them at, like, theend of a dead road with only
three houses on it, you know.
But um, it has to be some typeof like highway something.
But he's get a sign of thewinner's choosing that,
basically, at the end ofwhatever the winner wants to put

(52:20):
on, it just says honk yeah andhe can't leave until he gets 25
people to honk yep, and it hasto yeah winners choosing it
could be anything.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Yeah, we'll put them somewhere good, but it'll just
be fun just to like kind of sitback and relax and watch.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Yeah and I mean it'll be.
It'll be even funnier because,like I mean, all of us nine are
probably, if he loses, are gonnawant to partake in it.
You know, oh yeah so it'll justbe like nine guys sitting
behind a guy with a sign.
Oh yeah, it's gonna be like Idon't know, funny It'll be

(53:03):
hilarious.
Then the last one we got on thelist is actually Alex's, so he
can explain that.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Yeah, so I got a public car wash.
We didn't talk about location,I don't think, but essentially,
if I get last place, this yearagain I have to have a public
car wash, and I don't know whatthe limitations are or how many
cars I have to wash, but Ibasically have to wash cars for

(53:30):
free, I think, until yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
I don't think we really got into it Same kind of
deal as the 5K, though I thought.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (53:40):
I mean, I can, that's what.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
I have to wear.
Oh yeah, no wait, I have towear it.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
They can like dress the winter to choose what you
wear while you're washing allthe cars.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
And then we'll sell like a number, like maybe like
ten cars or something, orhowever many.
But we'll find somewhere.
And until I get to that amountof cars I can't stop and it's
free.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Which would actually be pretty, pretty sick.
Um, we maybe could just turn itinto a fundraiser after year 10
and just keep washing cars forthe freaking.
Yeah, for the uh, fantasyfantasy account there.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Yeah, if you want to get a car wash so, mind you, we,
we have all these punishmentsfor the losers.
The winner there is a trophy,which is actually crazy, because
first year of the league I wonit and then I got dead last next
year.
And while we're on this topic,I do have to say I'm upset One
of our punishments, becausethere's 10 of us.

(54:40):
We all came up with like two orthree punishments and then we
just kind of like, no, we putthem all in a wheel.
That's what it was.
We put them all in a wheel andwe spun whatever.
My, uh, my punishment didn'tmake it talk about your
punishment so my idea was therewas a place in uh, I think it

(55:02):
was Beaverton that does airsoftand paintball and I wanted to
all be together and the lastplace loser would be hunted.
So it would be a 9v1 paintballand or airsoft hunt, essentially
, and we'd set a timer so theone person alone would have to

(55:25):
survive for like five minuteswhile we all hunt them and belt
him with paintball and or oursoft bb's.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
I thought it was a good idea which is actually
pretty crazy because, like I'veseen some of those videos, but
like I've seen some of thosevideos, but like I don't think
I've ever been hit with apaintball but I've had to hit
with like an airsoft bb, becausethat's kind of like the way

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that we grew up in, which iskind of crazy to think about.
Like yeah before our age theywere just paintballing.
And then our age came, and thenit was just like airsoft
instead of paintball, and Ithink that's.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Our age came, and then it was just like airsoft
instead of paintball and I thinkthat's kind of why, because I,
I remember, just like, becausesome bb guns are not bb but
airsoft.
I mean it's just an airsoftlike, it's like it stings for a
second, whatever, but some ofthose fucking hurt, oh dude.
And so that was kind of wheremy idea and obviously loser
would have like gear on, butstill even with like protective

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padding and all I mean just likea helmet yeah, but if you have
like nine dudes shooting, maybelike a helmet and a cup

Speaker 2 (56:32):
yeah, but besides that, I would say no protective
equipment yeah I just thought Imean as long as you're still
going to be able to procreateand you're not going to like get
right in the temple and dieLike other than that save your
eyes.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
And while, uh, we should also add to this that, uh
, our idea was the loser wouldwear like a deer onesie or some
sort of animal onesie, so it'slike an actual hunt.
But it didn't make it on there,so maybe next year or the year
after, but we, we really wantedto get that in there.

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So if you have any fun idea forpunishments for, uh, our uh
fantasy football league, hit usup at rolling deep pod with one
p on instagram yeah,rollingdeeppod.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
One p on instagram.
Um yeah, dude, I just datedmyself and didn't even realize
it.
How so are people even doingairsoft stuff anymore?

Speaker 3 (57:39):
may I mean.
Maybe I I mean that place, andI don remember if it's Beaverton
or Hillsboro that I was talkingabout, but they're still open,
so I'm sure.
And from the website, when Iwas doing research for the
punishment, it seemed like theyhave tournaments and stuff.
But our whole thing was toresearch.
For this punishment you couldrent out the whole, yeah, or a

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certain amount of cash, and sowe'd all put money in and then
we could do like even if wewanted to do like a 5v5, which
that would be kind of fun justto do like mess around my one of
my ideas.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
I don't know if it got on or didn't.
I'm sure if we put it on or not, but it was a lie detector test
.
They had to hook you up to a.
Basically the loser got hookedup to a polygraph and then
everybody got to ask them onequestion of their choosing and
basically, obviously we'd havesomebody there.

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That was like that's a lie.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
But yeah, I don't think it made it all in there,
but I remember us talking aboutit.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
That'd be really fun, but we would have to.
I mean, I don't know I feellike I got nothing to hide, but
also, at the same time, we'dhave to somehow limit it,
because yeah there's just somestuff that's like you got to
keep to yourself.
Yeah, it's like for sure, it'snot like I'm keeping massive
secrets, but it's like I'm notreally trying to tell the guys

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in the league you know yeah, uh,no, I remember we did some
research on that.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
It was also like pretty expensive, yeah.
And I mean I think we're alldown to put like for some
punishments and some stuff, like, yeah, we all put in a few
bucks, whatever, but some thingsit's like all right.
I don't know if we should allbe putting in a hundred bucks
for us to ask, you know, onequestion.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
You know what I mean but I remember the impractical
jokers did that one time and itwas funny yeah, I've seen on a
bunch of YouTubers use the samedude for lie detector tests.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
I don't know the guy's name or where he works, I
don't know, but I feel like alsoaround here it'd be kind of
hard to find one dude, I don'tknow why this uh came up in the
same like idea as me, but youknow what I love.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
What's that is magic, magic yeah I love and I love
magic, magic shows.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Yeah, like magic, I'm big into magic they're fun to
watch, like uh, chris angel,like david blind type shit yeah,
I went to um.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Gosh, I'm really pissed.
I don't remember this guy'sname, but I went to a magic show
with my mom one time for, likemy birthday.
I I was turning like 14, Ithink I was in the 8th grade and
we went there.
It was just on the town rightnext to us and there was like a

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thing at the beginning of theshow that like if you I think it
was tweeting Like if youtweeted out something about like
being at the show, he'd likeenter to win you know kind of
like a giveaway thing.
And I was so excited and Itweeted out and I was selected

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and I got to like meet him afterthe show and he gave me like
one of the books that he used.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Oh, no yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Like one of like the magic books that he used at the
show.
Like it was just kind of like aquick.
It was just kind of like aquick little like thing that he
did during the show when he likejust kind of like flipped
through a book and then all of asudden the book was like
completely blank.
It was just like like a quicklittle thing that he did.
He was like, hey, look at thisbook, this is where I started

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out.
And then he's like check it out, and then yeah, and then it was
just like blank type of thing,and then so I got like that book
and like an autographed pictureof him.
Oh that's cool and got to likemeet him after the show and
stuff and it was super cool.
But obviously mom knew I wassuper into magic and then it was

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right around my birthday andthen she uh saw that he was in
town and it was super cool.
He did like he did the uh, theuh.
Gosh, this is gonna make youguys think that I'm not actually
into magic, but the guy I thinkit's David Blaine, this whole

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straight jacket with the burningguillotine or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Didn't Houdini used to do that no?

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
that's what I was thinking of.
But Houdini, I thought Houdinidid the straight jacket in the
water.
Like he would drown if hedidn't get out.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Yeah, but this guy did.
Maybe David Blaine did that too, or Criss Angel.
I kind of get confused withCriss Angel and David Blaine a
little bit, to be honest.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
But he yeah, he did the thing where he was like
chained up in a straight jacket,everything was locked up and
there's like these two stringsthat were basically burning from
like each side.
That, would, you know, choppedhis head off or whatever it was,
and he got out of it, obviously, and then they finally ended up

(01:03:13):
burning and like falling and itwas like but yeah, have you
ever seen the movie, uh, theamazing burt wonderstone, I
think it's called?

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
no, it's steve carell and it's about magic.
And this dude's like so, it'ssteve carell and he's like in
like a, just a normal magiciandoes like the classic, like
rabbit out of a top hat, likemakes flowers turn into birds or
whatever, but his rival is kindof like a David Blaine ripoff,
yeah, which I always justthought was super interesting.

(01:03:44):
Because I feel like when youthink of magicians, you think
like all right, I'm going tochop this lady in half with a
saw and her legs are going towalk that way and she's going to
walk this way and it's going tobe like cool.
But I feel like magic isexactly like that now, where
it's like yeah, I'm gonna eatthis bottle and it's glass and
I'm gonna be fine or I'm gonnaswallow you know 15 katanas, but

(01:04:07):
then I'm gonna puke out a frog.
It's like random, like it'salmost like jackass, ask stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
You know what I mean which which that's what that's
like to me is like I'm notsaying that I understand
everything, because I I don't,but I've always been like super
intrigued by something that,like my brain can't comprehend.
Like why like stuff like thatto where it's just like like

(01:04:36):
some of the stuff they do isalways just like obviously crazy
.
They're magicians and know howto.
You know they're mastered, youknow the art of illusion and
other things, but I've alwayslike loved watching magic, just
for that sole fact that it'slike you sit there and you're

(01:04:57):
just like how, how?
Like I don't, I don't, I don'tknow how, and I literally can't
figure out how, and that's justlike the thing is like gives you
.
You're always so involved.
I feel like you're like what'she doing?
especially what's he trying andlike yeah, and then everybody's
always you know, I mean a lot, alot of people like what's the

(01:05:18):
number one thing that people tryto do when someone's showing a
magic trick is figure out likewhat they did, how he did it.
Yeah, like everybody,everybody's always trying to
freaking watch a magic trick andbe like oh yeah, well, I saw
you freaking, take that card andput it in your back pocket.
You know, like, like everybody'strying to look for it and then
like to me, that's the fun of it, is like you're looking for it.

(01:05:41):
And then it's like yeah, Ididn't freaking catch that.
Like how, how?

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
so in that same sense I mean, because I know we've
watched like jackass together isit kind of the same thing where
it's like you watch like johnnyknoxville, like get rammed by
like a bull at full speed, andthen you're like how and why did
you did that?
I'm gonna keep watching, no,but kind of because that's how I

(01:06:08):
am.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
I mean not, not kind of but like um, but there's just
less like when I watch jackass,it's funny, but it's to me it's
a different vibe because it'slike I understand why they're
doing it.
They may, fucking, they makemillions off of doing dumb shit
in which they don't die.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
So you like watch it and it's funny, but it's not
like like to me, it doesn't hitthe same um I always get excited
receptors in my brain I guess Ialways get excited watching new
shit by jackass because, to meat least I just keep thinking to
myself how are they gonna topthe last movie?

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
yeah, I mean when, yeah, which is?
And they somehow do every timeyeah, I mean the the jackass
gets me in the way of like how,how did they not die?
Yeah, but it's less like.
It's less like in awe like Iguess he gets he uh, freaking,

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whomped by a scorpion on hisball sack like okay, that's
interesting, I understand why ithurts.
How did he not die?
So I mean, I guess it's kind oflike magic, but yeah, how did
he, but it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
All these other stunts yeah, well because it's a
movie, they had a team, but atthe same time, money.
Yeah, I also I wonder that doyou think they get paid like per
stunt, or do you think theylike negotiate a contract?
I've always wondered that.
I don't know man maybe likeit's like hey, if you get kicked

(01:07:45):
in the balls by the best soccerplayer in the world, you know
we'll add 15 000 to yourwhatever you know.
Yeah, maybe that's how it is.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
I don't want to speak for the guys over there or do
you think that they get likepaid a set price and then they
just basically tell you whetherit's worth it or not?
I mean, maybe Like there's,like you're getting $4 million
for this movie and then they'rejust like hey, Steve-O, you want
to get fucking?

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Shot out of a cannon.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Yeah, you want to get shot out of a cannon onto a
slab of concrete and then he'sjust like.
You know that's not worth 250000.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
You know I'm doing well, one of their movies,
because they do like the likethey do, uh, jackass, two, three
, four, and then they have a Idon't know what to call them,
but they do like, but they doscenes that didn't make it slash
behind the scenes.
And I think one of them talkedabout how there's kind of like a
sign-up sheet thing, so they'llhave an idea for a stunt or

(01:08:49):
whatever.
And then some people will belike oh well, I'm not going to
do that, for example, I'm notgoing to get into that steel
cage with the anaconda, yeah.
But then it's like well, thatperson, he didn't do this and
that, so he's at the top of thatlist.
And then it's just kind of likeup to the person, but I feel

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like I would be pissed off if Iwas like all right yeah, I'll do
this stunt, but then it didn'tmake it into the movie like at
all.
Yeah, because they get a bunchof like b-roll footage, because
they're they're always recording, like, even if you think
they're like not recording andyou're just like, all right, I'm
gonna go grab a sandwich whileyou know johnny knoxville slams

(01:09:31):
his balls in a fucking doorway.
You're gonna get punched in theface, maybe.
Yeah, maybe you're gonna getexploded like whatever.
Yeah, and I would just beterrified to be on that set dude
.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
I like still this day there's a lot of like crazy
shit.
They did, obviously, but stillthis day, like my least favorite
one, that I would be like, nah,I'm not, I'm not really taking
up.
That is uh, when they, whenthey went off the ramp straight
into the cactuses oh yeah, it'soff.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
I think that's off the newest one isn't that Zach?
Yeah, yeah, he just freaking,goes off the ramp into a pile of
but the weirdest thing isthat's why I'm like the craziest
thing they know, but not,that's just that's what that's
to me.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
I mean I know there's probably other stuff like
painful, but like that's theonly thing I can relate to.
I guess like I've gottenwhomped by a cactus and it's
like, wow, that hurts, like I'msure getting stung by a scorpion
and the balls would hurt waymore.
So going into a pilot you know,like I know what a cactus is.
You know, it's like I've nevergot whomped by a freaking
scorpion, but I have gottenwhomped by a cactus.
Is it's like I've never gotwhomped by a frigging scorpion,

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but I have gotten whomped by acactus, so it's like that hurt.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
The one that always got me was I don't remember if
it's Jackass 2 or 3, but it'snot even that I feel like it
would hurt.
What I would just be mortifiedis they have the four-way
teeter-totter and they have abowl running around so they're
like sitting there and eachperson has to like jump off.
And the reason why it scares meis because you have to have

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trust in the person oppositefrom you, because if one person
leaves, like everyone else isfucked, yeah, and so that's
always just freaked me out it'sbeen terrified, but out it's
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