Ep. 2: Green Beers Got Everybody Feeling Lucky Tonight

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Green beer flows freely as we dive into the heart of St. Patrick's Day celebrations with laughter, questionable cultural knowledge, and genuine curiosity about Irish traditions. This special holiday episode takes an unexpected turn when we create the ultimate St. Patrick's Day bracket, pitting beloved traditions against each other in a tournament-style showdown. From corned beef and cabbage to leprechauns, from step dancing to Lucky Charms, we debate the merits of each tradition with passion (and perhaps a bit of liquid courage).

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I started drinking at 6 am.
We're here now.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I don't know what time it is, but I'm rolling deep
.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Welcome to a special episode of rolling deep.
Happy st, happy St Patrick'sDay, folks.
I'm Chuck and I'm Alex and I'mEaston, and this is Rollin' Deep
, rollin' Deep, deeply, rollin',rollin' deep and hard.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Oh yeah, green day.
The little Irish guys out heredancing for us.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yeah, nice Irish death.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Ooh, an Irish death yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Irish death sounds pretty nice today.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Right on.
Well, I guess, first thingsfirst, no matter if it's St
Patrick's Day or not, we'rerolling the dice.
Dang right, chuck, get it onwith that dice.
Oh, I'll get it on with thatdice oh I'll get it on Six.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Baby, we're rolling deep Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Chuck was praying on a six.
I was praying on a six.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
He is so happy.
If you guys could only see thesmile he's got on his face rough
day.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
I had to get a six.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
I'll crack it open right now all right, here we go
a four.
I got a four, not quite a six,but I'm still pretty excited
about it oh gosh, are we gonnaget a double six action going on
?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
St Patrick's Day A little double six banger.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Four, another four.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Double four action, double four, action, double four
, the double quad.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
What's four and four and six?
That's like 18.
We all got to drink 18.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
four and four and six that's like 18.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
We all gotta drink 18 , four and four call back to the
first episode.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Math is super important.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
No, no, no, no, no, because then you drink less in
the words of ruben at the pub.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Math is hard shout out ruben all right, so I would
like to let everybody know,since we're not videoing yet, or
nothing we are drinking greenbeers today for St Patrick's Day
, so every beer we crack isgoing to be green.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
A little green beer action.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
We've got to have a green beer on St Paddy's, you
know yeah there's the firstcrack of the day, I would like
to say a little Irish toast, asyou will, to set off St
Patrick's Day here for you folks.
Yeah, let's get to it.
The toast goes a littlesomething like this May the
winds of fortune sail you.

(03:01):
May you sail a gentle sea.
May it always be the other guywho says this drinks on me hell
yeah toast crack it like itprost I
actually I think, that's germanhey genuinely.

(03:22):
I have no clue where prost camefrom, but I think I don't even
know if it means cheers well,hey, we're drinking for saint
patrick's day, so we're we'rejust gonna be rolling deep
tonight dang right.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, I wish I brought my kilt, but I forgot it
at home.
Yeah, happens to be every timeisn't that scottish?
Well, scottish, irish they're.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
I'm actually kind of surprised you're not wearing
your leprechaun outfit.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Well, I was going to, but then we decided not to film
it.
Plus, I had a rough day, butother than that, we're doing
good.
Chuck, aren't you Irish?
Yeah, a little Scottish,scottish, my grandma says so not
Irish.
I don't know.
They're pretty much the sameperson, if you ask me that's
australian man.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Dude, we're having a tough time already.
Yeah, give me a shrimp on thebody.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, that's.
Note the self-cutting.
Give me some sluggish baby.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Was that British?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I do all accents, jesus.
Anyway, what are we gettinginto this?

Speaker 4 (04:39):
morning.
Well, I think we should startAfternoon evening whatever time
it is, I think we should startby maybe talking a little green
eggs and ham.
Remember when we used to dothat in school dr susan cancels.
I heard well, yeah, maybe thatI don't know, do they still?

Speaker 1 (04:58):
do that?
I don't know.
But I do like green eggs andham dude green egg.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
I don't fit green eggs and ham wasn't for saint
patrick's day.
It wasn't.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
No, that was just a thing they did did they ever
that was like dr seuss day,wasn't it?
Oh yeah, what did?
What did they do?

Speaker 3 (05:13):
for, honestly, I don't know I don't remember, it
would make sense that it was forsaint patrick's day, but I
don't think we still know you'reright, I think.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
what is that thing they do?

Speaker 4 (05:23):
That's St Patrick's Day right, yeah, but what did
they do at school?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
I don't know, people got pinched a whole bunch.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Oh yeah, but what did we do at school on St Patrick's
Day?

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Pinch people.
I think that's where we're at.
I don't know.
We never really learned aboutwho St Patrick was.
Didn't he take the snakes awayfrom the people?
Oh dude.
He did, he took the snakes outof Ireland, or something.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Dude, I have no clue what he did, but I will have to
say didn't we give candy to eachother?

Speaker 4 (06:04):
That was Valentine's Day, oh.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
See, I don't think we did anything special.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
I think we made something with our hands, like
out of paper, not the hand.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Turkeys I was going to say that's Thanksgiving, no
but something like that.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
I feel like there's something Maybe like a nice
Irish turkey.
I don't.
I feel like there's got to benice.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Irish, turkey?
I don't.
I feel like there's gotta besome.
I felt like it was somethingduring lunch Cause, like
Valentine's day, they give you,like you know, strawberry milk
and, like you do, like candy andpass out Valentine's and stuff.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yeah, and they stopped giving out strawberry
milk and on Valentine's day forlunch and like 2008.
Thanks, michelle Obama.
2008.
Thanks, michelle Obama.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah, thanks, michelle, that's facts though it
is.
He also got rid of the CookieMonster too.
He got some veggie dude.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
I'm the veggie monster, I'll eat all your
carrots, yeah, but anyway.
So, in the name of St Patrick'sDay, let's talk about Lucky
Charms man, oh God.
Oh, the name of St Patrick'sDay, let's talk about Lucky
Charms man, oh God.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Oh the.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Lucky.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Charms, I think now I feel like it wasn't a thing
when we were kids, but obviouslythe marshmallows were the best
part.
But I think you can now justget just the marshmallows.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, I feel like kids now have it too easy, man.
I mean, remember those dayswhere you just like you'd be
digging out the marshmallowsyeah, yeah you're like, oh,
marshmallow, you dig around yourspoon and then you'd
accidentally get, you'daccidentally get whatever those
other things were, and you'd belike, and just eat just the
marshmallow.
You put it back in.
Then you have like, dig aroundand then you'd like find a good

(07:41):
marshmallow.
And now kids, yeah, mom, can Ijust get only the marshmallows
please?
And they're like yeah, tommy.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Dude, I hated the marshmallows.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
What.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah, they made the weird eh on my teeth.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, I had to have mine soak for a good amount of
time.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Also just noticed Alex isn't wearing green.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Wow, that was right on the nip I don't know how I
didn't notice yeah, maybe you'rejust not irish I don't think I
am.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
I think we could argue Chuck's hoodie isn't green
.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Stay back.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Sorry listeners, I had to scoot away from the mic.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
I'm the pinch monster .

Speaker 4 (08:32):
And on the cereal topic, cookie crisp.
Those were good.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Not Irish.
We only talk about Irishcereals.
I don't know what else is anIrish cereal.
We only talk about Irishcereals.
I don't know what else is anIrish cereal.
How about Tix, twix, the onewith the bunny?
That's pretty close, trix.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Dude, I think that Trix is like an Easter cereal.
Anyway, I got us a bracket for.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
St.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Patrick's Day St Patrick's Day things bracket.
We're going to write it downand we're going to figure out
what our top St Patrick's Dayitems are.
Okay, okay, this will be prettyfun.
Some of these on the bracket,uh, I don't even know what they

(09:28):
are, but uh, it should be prettygood.
So we'll start out first withuh irish soda bread or uh,
corned beef and cabbage I gottacorn, beef and cabbage right
away.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
I don't really know what Irish soda bread is, so
corn, beef and cabbage, yeah meneither.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
So I will also go with corn, beef and cabbage,
because that was one of thosethings.
I'm not really sure.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Second thing on the list Wearing green or green beer
.
Green beer I got to go wearinggreen, Green beer Easy.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
I just don't like getting pinched.
Well, I kind of like gettingpinched.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah well, alex likes it.
He just doesn't know it yet.
So two to one, green beer wins.
Cracking the second beer, bythe way, sounds good.
Next thing, parades or Irishmusic Ooh.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
I'm a big Irish music guy.
Some Irish music does hit, yeah, but a good old parade though
would make you feel good.
I hate parades.
Leaving a parade can be kind ofhmm, I think I'm going to go
Irish music on that, though.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
I just can't do a parade.
It's just so long andunimportant.
People are like the Macy'sDayzes do parade.
I'm like cool.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
I've seen some blow up guys like wow, very nice yeah
, I also gotta go irish music,uh, only because I don't think I
mean parades might be an irishthing, but I don't.
I don't necessarily see them asan irish thing.
I don't think I've ever watcheda parade for saint patrick's
day.

(11:27):
So I mean I do enjoy parades,but I just don't necessarily
think that it's like a saintpatrick's day deal, you know.
So I also gotta go irish music.
You're great, uh.
Next one up on the list is, uh,shamrocks or leprechauns, oh,

(11:48):
big leprechaun guy I think, thengive me a leprechaun as well I
gotta go shamrocks.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
I think leprechauns are uh a little scary but they
come from the bottom of arainbow filled with pots of gold
yeah, but they take the gold,you never get any of it.
You also?
Can never find the bottom ofthe rainbow.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
I mean, yeah, but what's like the whole thing?
If you catch a leprechaun, doesany grant you a wish of them,
or do you just get some gold?

Speaker 1 (12:20):
I don't know, but I watched that scary movie called
Leprechaun.
I think if you sneeze threetimes in front of a leprechaun
they like eat you or something.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
If you sneeze three times.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
I don't know.
It's been a while.
I was like 12.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
That is intense.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
And we ain't talking about camping.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
All right, so I got outvoted on leprechauns.
Yeah, yeah, Okay, sooted onleprechauns.
Or yeah, yeah, okay.
So we got leprechauns going.
Okay, step dancing or a kiss meshirt.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Oh like the kiss me I'm.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Irish yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Step dancing.
Give me step dancing, becausethe people that could do it
their legs fire.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Dude Step dancing is pretty sick and it's even cooler
to see, like when they're likereally good at it.
Oh, they're just like in sync,like it's just a bunch of people
just going, going ham but thekish me, I'm irish shirt is kind
of a legend.
It's tough to boot out.
Kiss Me, I'm Irish.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah, it is pretty tough to boot out.
All right, raise your hand ifyou're voting for the dancing.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
I'm going dancing.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
I am too.
All right, I get outvoted onthat.
Kiss Me, I'm Irish man.
That's like you coulddefinitely get a lot of smooches
.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
You know If you're looking for for, yeah, some of
us don't need to be looking.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Well, I'm not looking for a smooch, I'm just saying
like, as a innocent bystander,someone wearing someone wearing
the kiss me, I'm irish shirtyeah they would get a lot of
smooches.
I feel I would never wear onewould, would you?

Speaker 3 (14:04):
give somebody a smooch if they were wearing it
and you they said kiss me, I'mirish well first I'd have to
look at the facts.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
What facts are they actually irish?
So it's talked about theirheritage.
Where'd they come from?
Where their ancestors come from?
Did they come over?
Did they not?
Did they fly over, did they not?
Did they fly over?
How Irish?

Speaker 4 (14:25):
are?
They Sounds like a lot of workfor you not to pick step dancing
.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Well you know, are they ginger Gingers?
Most gingers come from Irish.
The biggest percentage ofredheads come from Ireland and
Scotland.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Either way, I think we took step dancing.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Oh yeah, Alright, sounds good.
Sorry, I'm rolling deep.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Alright, the next pick is Shamrock Shakes or the
good old topic Lucky Charms.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Lucky Charms, shamrock, shake, overrated.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Foul Red card.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Yeah, it's not beer, so I'm taking the Lucky Charms
too.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you
guys are doing it all wrong.
You never go and go.
Hey, can I get a sam rock shakeplease?
And they go.
What I'm like, can I get ashamrock shake please?
Like, huh, I'm like, can I geta sam rock shake now?
Because it just tastes so good.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
The fuck are you talking?

Speaker 3 (15:26):
about what.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Sorry, I'm wallowing over here, don't mind me.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
All right well, so we're taking the lucky charms,
yeah, the lucky charms.
That's a really roundabout wayof saying yeah, I'm taking the
lucky charms.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
You literally agreed with us and then you said no, no
, no.
Well, I never agreed on luckycharms.
Did you not say the ShamrockShake was overrated as well?

Speaker 1 (15:48):
No, I said foul Red card, Alex.
You know what a red card is.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
It means you're kicked out of here.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Red card is not Irish .

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Well, soccer is football, it's European, but
Irish play the footballs, thesoccer football.
It's European, but I mean Irishplay the footballs, the soccer
football.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
All right.
Anyway, we're sticking withLucky Charms, all right.
So next up is Guinness or Irishwhiskey.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Irish whiskey.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
I think Irish whiskey easy.
I don't like Guinness.
It's too heavy, too dark for myliking.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
I'm not big on dark liquor in general, but I'd
probably just try a little Irishwhiskey over a Guinness, to be
honest.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
I like the flavor of a Guinness, but I like Irish
whiskey more because it makes metingle.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Okay, so next up we got Irish movies.
Or this one really gets me andit really just chaps, chaps,
chaps my rear end.
Irish movies or U2?
.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Well.
I'm going to have to go withIrish movies.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Yeah, I don't know what an Irish movie is.
I don't know what movies theyare.
Do you?

Speaker 1 (17:09):
guys remember when U2 put their album on everyone's
phone?
Yes, and that's why I'm notpicking U2.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
I can't think of a single Irish movie, but I'm
taking Irish movies over U2.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
It's crazy that they were like oh, we'll just give
our album for free to everyoneand everyone's like God, I just
want this offline.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Then you hit shuffle your songs and it just YouTube.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
And you can't delete it either.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, and you're trying to get rid of it and
you're like get out of here.
Oh, that sucked.
What's up next now?

Speaker 3 (17:38):
So now we're in the quarter finals of our bracket,
where we have a standoff betweencorn beef and cabbage and a
green beer give me corn beef andcabbage green beer green beer
easy.
I'm taking beer over any.
If it's green, it's better.

(18:01):
Yeah, I don really like cabbage.
I know it's just food coloring,but Nah, corned beef and
cabbage.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
That changed my life.
I had some the other day.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
There's something about walking into a restaurant
and getting a green beer andeveryone's sitting at the bar
also has a green beer.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
And you're like we all got green beers.
Energetic really, it fills yourheart with warmth.
I don't think cabbage couldever do that for me.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
We are now on.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Cabbage just stinks and makes your pee smell.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, it also gets the juices flowing on the other
end too.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
We're now officially on the second drink of tonight.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Alright.
What's up next in the brackettheory Next?

Speaker 3 (18:46):
up in the quarterfinals is Irish music and
leprechauns Give me Irish music.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Leprechauns.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
All right, we have the tiebreaker here Again, I'm
the tiebreaker.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
I didn't even want leprechauns to be here in the
first place so.
I'm taking Irish music for sure.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
We like that, we like that, we like that.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Other side of the bracket in the quarterfinals is
now step dancing or lucky charms, step dancing.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Yeah, give me step dancing still.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Easy step dancing.
I don't yeah.
Like I said earlier, I'm not areal big fan of the marshmallow
mateys.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
Kiss me, I'm drunk.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Irish.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
Irish I was going to say Irish Kiss me, I'm rolling
deep.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Kiss me, I'm rolling.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Any clothing creators out there should help us out
with merch that says Kiss me,I'm rolling deep.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Yeah, it's honestly.
I'd probably wear that over.
Kiss me, I'm irish all right.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Last matchup in the quarterfinals.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Here is irish whiskey or irish movies, irish whiskey
still don't really know what anirish movie is not a huge
whiskey guy so I'm just gonna gowith irish movies though I've
watched a couple Irish moviesand it always takes me like 10
minutes like to like for my mindto speed up, to like how fast

(20:13):
the language moves, because it'slike very like quick and like
has a different accent to it,and so it like takes me like 10
minutes of the movie just for meto like my mind, for my mind to
reset and be like okay, andthen it's like I understand
everything they're saying in themovie.
But before that 10 minutes I'mlike I have to have subtitles.

(20:33):
Okay, I kind of get that it'sjust like quick-witted, and
there's a lot of funny thingsyou'll miss if you don't have
subtitles.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah, I'm going to also take irish whiskey.
Um, to be honest, I just don'tknow an irish movie so it's hard
to take it.
I I do enjoy whiskey.
Um, not a huge fan of irishwhiskey, but uh, I do.
I do enjoy whiskey, and so I'mjust gonna gotta stick with my

(21:07):
guns and get whiskey moved on tothe next next round are we in
the semis yet?
yep, we are currently in thesemis right now where we have a
green beer against Irish musicgreen beer.
We already know what Easton'spicking against Irish music.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
Green beer.
We already know what Easton'spicking.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Actually, I changed my mind.
I'm picking Irish music ReallyIn a turn of events.
Sorry, I'm changing my mindbecause I realized that I like
listening to Irish music.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
The biggest upset of tonight.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Because I'll listen to Irish music even when it's
not St Paddy's Day.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Yeah, but a green beer.
You're telling me you're goingover that.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
That's a really hard choice.
I'm going neutral.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
No, neutral, you can't go neutral.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
All right, fine, I'll go first gear and go with green
beer.
All right yeah.
You made the right choice,charles well, you know, you
gotta go with what your gut saidin the beginning.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
You can't change your mind, you know yeah, I mean
Irish music would probably bethe fun, more logical choice,
because a green beer isliterally just a beer with green
food coloring.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
I'm changing my mind back no, you already put in.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
It's a magical experience.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Chuck it is when you have a green beer and you look
over and everyone else is havinga green beer, it like almost
brings a tear to your eye andthink we're all celebrating
saint patrick's day together, itmakes you feel invincible,
really and, honestly, that'sprobably why saint patrick's day
is my third favorite holiday.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Third Gotcha.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yeah, you want to know why.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Why Sure Go ahead?

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Because there's nothing like St Patrick's Day,
when you roll into a bar andeveryone's wearing green and
everyone's happy to be there andeveryone knows for a fact
they're going to get hammeredtonight.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
It's like 98% of the bar goes.
You know what we're going toget hammered tonight.
Yeah, 98 of the bar goes.
You know what we're going allout.
And then half of them arepissing green the next day from
all the green beer and it's kindof that like group, collective,
like all right, this is mydrunk family for tonight.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Like these are the people I'm gonna be talking
cutting, cutting it up with andpeople more open.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
On st pax day, you could have a whole conversation
with the guy next to you andhe'll have a conversation with
you, because you're drinking agreen beer.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
He's drinking a green beer and you'll come up with uh
business ideas with yourbuddies that will never uh come
into fruition and I feel likegreen beers just bring people
together because, like it's away to know really if uh,
someone will talk to you or not.
Like if someone, if someonespecifically asked for beer that

(23:53):
wasn't green, it's not somebodyworth talking to really yeah,
they're not a fun person yeah,it's like it's saint patrick's
day.
You showed up to a bar, got abeer, asked for it not to be
green, when it being greendoesn't hurt you at all.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
I don't know, Maybe they're scared of it.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Probably a little scared of it so it's just
somebody that you might as welljust pass on by.
It's like set in stone it makespeople more friendly because if
you got a green beer,everybody's your friend on St
Patrick's Day.
Anyway, next up in our otherside of the semifinals of this

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bracket is step dancing or Irishwhiskey.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Step dancing.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Hell yeah, chuck, you made the right choice there.
I'm also going step dancing.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
I mean, it's just cool to watch.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Very impressive.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
I mean you can get drunk off Irish whiskey and
that's fine.
But when you watch step dancingit's a whole different
environment.
It's an art and it's beautifulto watch.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yeah, I gotta go step dancing too.
Like I mentioned earlier, I'mjust not that big of an Irish
whiskey fan and I think stepdancing is also pretty cool to
watch.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
That was a big upset that only went to game four step
dancing.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Yeah, step dancing easy.
So now the real question is andthis is going to be a debate is
green beer or step dancing?

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Well, like we've talked about, one gives you
emotion and the other one givesyou art and for me.
I'm going to have to go with myheart on this one, and my heart
says the emotion of drinking agreen beer with friends.
When have you gone?
Okay, here's a question.
When have you gone to see?
Here's a question.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
When have you gone to see Irish step dancing?
That's fair, but yeah, yeah,okay, I see.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
You pass a billboard even on St Patrick's Day and it
goes Irish step dancing.
And then you pass anotherbillboard that says green beer
next mile.
Which one are you going tofirst?

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Me personally, probably the irish beer.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah you, you made the right choice.
I I saw you trying to say mepersonally irish step dancing
and I was about to call you outso hard on that yeah, I do
appreciate the art, though metoo, I appreciate the art.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
But what would I go like Towards?

Speaker 3 (26:27):
And a green beer is art.
It literally has coloring in it.
It's like watercolors.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
It kind of reminds me of someone when you're
watercoloring with green and youput it in the glass first To
clean off your brush.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Okay, what's up next?

Speaker 3 (26:44):
That's it.
Green beer won.
Wow, oh yeah, yeah, okay,what's up next?
That's it.
Oh, that was the final.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Yeah, green, green beer one wow, well, see that
we're rolling deep, and soeaston made the right choice
here, folks rolling deep in somegreen beer, and we're beer.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Did you know that pub is an Irish word?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
I did not know that.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Like a pub is an.
Irish bar, like that's justwhat they call it in Ireland.
Oh, pub.
That's why they do like pubcrawls, which is like here in
America is bar crawls, becauseyou just go from bar to bar, but
in Ireland it's called a pubcrawl.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Oh yeah, I actually got tickets to a pub crawl.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
You got tickets.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yeah, pub crawl.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
How does that work?
How do you get tickets to that?

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Well, they have them every once in a while and you
can just get tickets.
And you buy tickets and you getfree beer.
Oh really.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
Do you get free beer?
Oh really, Do you get like aride too?
And everything.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
I don't know how it works, but I'll let you know.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
I think you just march.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
No March and you step , dance all the way there.
Talking about stuff like that.
You know what I've alwayswanted to do.
It's one of those like drinkcycles where you cycle around I
know they have them in Las Vegasand stuff where you cycle
around, you drink and then yougo to a bar and then you cycle
around and you drink more andyou cycle.

(28:11):
You guys ever done that?
No?

Speaker 3 (28:14):
I have not, For some reason.
I feel like cycling is an Irishthing, though.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
I could see it.
I could see it Cycling andsheeps.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Yeah, sheep are, I think, pretty Irish.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Potatoes I think sheep are.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Oh, they might be Scottish, I don't know no.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Well, they're woolly.
No, they're Sheep.
Come from from like Bangladesh,or something.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
I don't even know where Bangladesh is.
Point that on a map.
Is it next to like Ukraine orlike?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
is it?

Speaker 3 (28:54):
south like next to Egypt.
I could easy point Bangladeshout on a map if you showed it to
me.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Is it east or west of italy?

Speaker 3 (29:08):
italy.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
There's no east and west of italy yeah, there's
always an east to west ofeverything, because the world's
a circle.
What are you?
Flat earther?
No, but east, east.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
I'm just saying east and west of italy is both water.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
No, but like I'm, I'm not saying the and West of
Italy is both water, no, butlike I'm not saying the water,
I'm saying like East of Italy,like Asia would be East of Italy
, or would it be Asia's North ofItaly?
Well, northeast, I don't know.
Maybe I'm not a mapper, maybeI'm not a geogolfer or whatever
they call it.

(29:43):
Maybe you're not a Jared Golfer, maybe I'm not a mapper, maybe
I'm not a geogolfer or whateverthey call it.
Maybe you're not a Jared golfer, maybe I'm not a Jared golfer.
No, but I remember we used to dothose coloring things in social
studies and honestly, I think Inever really colored mine right
.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
Yeah, you think you got off pretty scot-free on that
one.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Yeah, scot-free, actually scot itfree on that one
.
Yeah, scot-free, and and uh,actually scott it.
Yeah, what?

Speaker 1 (30:08):
where were you going with that?

Speaker 3 (30:10):
I thought.
I thought, yeah, st patrick'sday, scotland, you know scottish
am I right, I did get offscottish, definitely not Irish.
Because he said Scott Free, soI was kind of making the link.
But, as you can tell folks, Imean we just used today, st

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Patrick's Day, as a reason todrink beer.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Yeah, we've all been kind of rolling deep.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Yeah, I mean we're figuring it out as we go, but I
mean you're learning, learningwith us.
I'm not sure if you knew thismuch about ireland yeah, but I
know they didn't.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yeah, didn't the?
Didn't the england try andattack him one time?
And then they made a wholemovie like braveheart or
something yeah, isn't that wherethe game risk came from?

Speaker 3 (30:59):
ireland no, I don't know if it came from ireland.
I just like, isn't that?
I don't know, but I came fromIreland.
Isn't that the game?

Speaker 1 (31:04):
I'm pretty sure potatoes came from Ireland.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
No, those came from Idaho.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Oh, maybe.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Idaho potato.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
No, because I think Ireland was more of a thing
before Idaho.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Well, yeah, but it's the Idaho potato.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
The Irish had a whole potato famine thing where they
almost lost all their potatoesshout out to our listeners from
idaho too shout out idaho, yeahyou guys rock.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
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Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yeah, so talking about potatoes, did you know
that the Feast of St Patrick, Imean St Patrick's Day, is also
called the Feast of St Patrick?
I just looked it up.
Why is?

Speaker 3 (32:17):
that.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
I don't know.
I didn't do a lot of researchon it, but I'll tell you that.
I think there's a feast when StPatrick rolls around.
A lot of research on it, butI'll tell you that I think
there's a feast when St Patrickrolls around.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Yeah, it sounds like it, but who is St Patrick?

Speaker 1 (32:31):
He brought Christianity to Ireland and it
says the something, somethingcentury.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Well, I guess that was a dumb question.
He's a saint.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Yeah, I could have probably put two and two
together on that one yeah, itsays he brought it in the fifth
century uh, christianity to theireland in the fifth century.
Don't know what that means, butI like it.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
I like it a lot dude cool fact and I've never forgot
this my uh, my sister um studiedabroad in Ireland and and uh
London when she was in collegeand uh fun fact that she told me
, um, when she got back is thatshe learned that uh, did you
know that?

(33:18):
You know how it's like a bigIrish thing to like cheers?
Yeah, like, beat your beer mugstogether Pretty much.
You know how it's like a bigIrish thing to like cheers?
Yeah, like, beat your beer mugstogether pretty much.
A lot of Irish pictures haveguys drinking beers and like
pounding their mugs together.
So did you know that, like thewhole, like cheers and smashing

(33:39):
your mug together came duringthe plague?

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Really.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Yeah, so it was a way to actually I don't know if it
was a plague or not.
I will have to say I don't knowif it was a plague.
However, I do know that shetold me that the history behind
it was that, um, when they beattheir mugs together, the thought

(34:08):
behind it was is if one of themwas drugged, then they would
all get drugged, so they wouldcheers, so that their beer
splashed and mixed in with allthe other beer that they were
cheersing with.
so it was like a really likedeep connection, like yeah me

(34:29):
and my three buds and we alljust be like, well, if I'm, if
I'm getting drugged like youguys are all.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
If I'm dying, you're dying yeah, type of like if
we're all having a good time,then we're all having a good
time.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
If we're not, we're not, but it was like a sign of
uh, of like a friendship orsomething like that friendship
or like friendship and you knowtrust and so now it would be
like if I'm rolling deep, y'allare rolling yeah, if I'm rolling
deep, you're rolling deep withme, yeah I like that.
No, that's awesome.
Yeah, that's awesome that.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah, that's awesome, that's great.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
I just want to know what like.
Okay, so St Patrick's Day isabout, you know, bringing
Christianity to Ireland.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
And the color green and the feast of.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
St Patrick.
Why is St Patrick's Day nowknown as like?
I mean, I think you could argueit's like the most I'm doing
this in air quotes here the mostlike drunk holiday you it's
like the most I'm doing this inair quotes here, the most like
drunk holiday.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Um, I don't know, because irish people are cool
people and they like to have fun, because irish people are all
about drinking no, I mean it's,I mean it's a great holiday,
honestly, like one of the top,top holidays.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
I mean, what's that city, philadelphia?
Don't they do the whole GreenRiver?

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Chicago, I think Chicago, yeah, they do the whole
River Green.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
I mean, it's a beautiful holiday, just
fantastic, and I'm just reallyhappy I'm here celebrating with
you guys.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
I'm happy we're celebrating together, Chuck.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Yeah, together, chuck , yeah.
Um, I want to know if there's aconnection between um boston
and ireland, because, like, whyare they called the boston
celtics?
Do you think that was just outof luck or do you think that it
was like a irish settling town?

Speaker 1 (36:21):
um, I don't know, but I could see it being an Irish
settling town.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
I don't know, but speaking of Boston Celtics,
shout out Drew Holiday.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Drew Holiday.
Drew Holiday is not Irish, Idon't know.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
I don't know if he's Irish, but he is one of the best
defenders in the NBA and one ofmy favorite basketball players.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Got it NBA, yeah, but he's not Irish.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Well, you never know, he might have some ancestors.
Yeah, you never know.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
You never know these days.
So I looked it up.
It says Irish pubs are animportant part of life.
It says it's a bit of astereotype that the Irish enjoy
a drink or two, just like scotchin Scotland or wine in the

(37:08):
Mediterranean.
Irish whiskey and ales have adiverse history and a large
following of very seriousconnoisseurs.
Yet a drink is not just a drink.
Instead, it can be representedas enduring man.
That really makes me want to govisit an Irish pub.
Yeah, I think Ireland would besuper cool to visit.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Yeah, that's a roll, Dude.
I've seen you can get an Airbnbat Castle.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah, you can go, stay in a castle in Ireland.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
I'm not going to lie, I didn't really have any desire
to go to Ireland, but then Iwatched the show Always Sunny in
Philadelphia and they go toIreland for, like I think, three
or four episodes.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
That was your reason.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
Kind of Looks like a fun time.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah, I can see it.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Great show.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yeah, when you get pissed you have to drink Frank's
piss.
I guess that's a great time.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
Maybe not that part.
I don't want to drink DannyDeVito piss.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Yeah, Danny DeVito piss.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
But shout out Danny DeVito.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Shout out.
Danny Turns out they have a lotof music and festivals in
Ireland.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
See, that's what I would be about.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Just the vibe.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
I want to know why there's so many castles in
Ireland I don't know A lot oflords.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Yeah, a lot of lords, A lot of kings and lords.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Right, a lot of castles.
No, I just thought about LordFarquhar.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Is Shrek.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Irish.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
I think he is green, yeah, he is green, yeah, but he
might be more like Scottish.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
I don't know, he does kind of wear a kilt thing,
doesn't he?
Yeah, he does.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
Yeah, but isn't a kilt more of a Scottish thing?

Speaker 1 (39:04):
I really couldn't tell you, alex, I think I think
it's both.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
I think they're really similar.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
I think there's a both kind of thing.
I don't know.
All I know is bagpipes.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
I've always wanted to play one I think that is
scottish yeah, that's definitelyscottish yeah, I would like to
hear a chuck bagpipe solo onrolling deep.
I think chuck can play thebagpipes I heard.
I heard Chuck can play anyinstrument.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
I bet you I could figure it out, but I bet you it
wouldn't sound very great.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Actually, I don't know how hard or easy bagpipes
are to play.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
They're super hard, I guess, because you have to fill
the bag and then you press thebag and you fill the bag and
then you press the bag and youfill the bag and then you gotta
like hold the thing.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
So it's like a really intense flute, kind of yeah,
yeah, I, I, yeah, I.
I heard that it was really hardand if you ever, if you ever
watch somebody playing thebagpipes like, if you just like
look at their face it oh itlooks like they're they're
trying, it Seems like there's alot of airflow.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Oh yeah, you got to have good control of the lungs.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Yeah, you got to have a really rocking lung.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
I don't know.
I carried a piece of wood 10feet today and I felt like I was
out of breath, so I don't thinkI know how to play it.
So maybe very short bagpipesolo from Chuck Very short, yeah
, 10-second bagpipe Squirt.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
Squirt, squirt.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
You'd get a yeah, Chuck would get the bag half
full and be like, yeah, that'sgood enough to make a sound, I
think.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
I think that's pretty close, chuck would just press
on the bag and call it a day.
I'd get an air pump.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Mattress.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Bagpipes.
Uh, all I remember aboutbagpipes is uh, uh, and I carly,
uh, I think it's the.
Doesn't the principal know howto play the bagpipe?

Speaker 4 (40:55):
yes, I know exactly where.
Yeah, yeah, what a weird.
Why do I remember that?

Speaker 3 (41:00):
yeah, like she does walk around the hall playing
bagpipes, or it was like sheplayed in I don't know something
.
Like she played it in heroffice and all the kids would
hear, or there's something likethat.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Man, what a show I carly I just think like the
coolest thing about bagpipes islike name another instrument
that makes like such a distinctnoise, like like, if you listen
to a band or music or whateverand you hear like saxophone, can
you tell, like if it's a tenorsax or an alto sax?

(41:34):
Now, I guess if you playedthose you could tell.
But like with bagpipes,everybody knows that that's a
bag is a bagpipe maybe I wasgonna.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
I was going to say xylophone maybe, but even then
xylophone's a cool instrument.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Xylophone.
Yeah, I mean it is a coolinstrument, but you're talking
about the two sticks.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Yeah, with the little balls at the end.
Yeah, I mean yeah, I wouldn'tcompare them to like bagpipes,
no, I mean, I feel like it'sjust a very distinct sound.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
I think the guy who invented the xylophone was like
hey, this metal makes a noise.
Let me make different sizes ofthem and see what happens.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
I think I think the most distinctive noise in a band
is the guy with the big olddiscs on his hand.
That goes.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
Oh, the cymbals, yeah , what about like?

Speaker 1 (42:34):
piano symbols.
Yeah, okay, real question whatinstrument is a?

Speaker 4 (42:39):
piano.
That's a string and no, not astring.
It's, was that percussion?

Speaker 1 (42:46):
yep percussion yeah, because that yeah it has the
things, the hammers that comedown, hit the strings.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Boom, yeah, boom that's just the biggest group of
instruments I know so I threwit out there and what about?

Speaker 4 (43:00):
uh, hell yeah, would you say, violins pretty, pretty
easy to recognize.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Well yeah, violins also precaution.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
No, that's not true.
Precaution is anything that'shitting something or something.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
Banjo.
Do you think you can play thebanjo?

Speaker 1 (43:18):
No, I can't play the guitar or the banjo.
Tried to learn one time, and itdidn't go well for me.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Do you get frustrated ?

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Uh yeah, it's more like my teacher frustrated me,
which was my brother.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Shout out Chuck's brother Terrible.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
I heard that getting whamped by a stingray is like
some of the worst pain you couldever feel in your life.
I would imagine.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
I don't know.
My lady got nailed by astingray in Virgin Islands.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
Really.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Yeah, she got nailed right in the ankle with a
stingray.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
Did I know that?

Speaker 1 (43:56):
I don't know, but all I know is I told her to pee on
it and she said no, we don'thave to do that.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
I thought that was jellyfish.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Yeah, she said it was jellyfish and I was like, nah,
you should probably pee on itjust to be safe.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
You know you also, I think.
Don't you piss on your feet ifyou have athlete's foot too.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
I think so I don't know.
I piss on my feet every day inthe shower.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
I think it's an Irish thing.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
No but okay, wait, pause, hold on, hold on.
You piss on your feet every dayin the shower.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Well, what am I supposed to do?

Speaker 4 (44:28):
Piss on the wall.
Yeah, I mean pissing in theshower.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
That's like normal, whatever, but you don't have to
piss on your feet.
I don't aim for my feet, I Idon't aim for my feet, I just
don't aim.
It just kind of comes out andhonestly, it lands where my toes
are Am.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
I wrong?
Me personally, I think so.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
No, because either way you're getting pissed on
your feet.
When you piss in the shower,there's no stopping it, unless
you've got a cup.
Anyway, what kind of predatorsare in Ireland?
Predators, irish predatorsishpredators, irish predators?
It's like uh, here's the toptwo sex offenders in your no,

(45:16):
but like I just don't know whatkind of like animals, Alex,
let's guess.
Guess first.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Do you think they got bears?
No, I feel like a mountainlion's probably you think, a
mountain lion, I think it's likea goat with like teeth and they
have a special name for it.
It's an animal I've never heardof, maybe like a banshee.
I think they got ghost inireland.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Yeah, what kind of mythical, mythical predators do
they?
They have big leprechauns,leprechauns, do they have
bigfoot over there?

Speaker 2 (45:49):
they got it like an irish bigfoot.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
He's just all red red redhead.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
I think that americans are the only, uh, the
only people that believe inBigfoot.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Really.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
I can see it Well, no because in the Himalayas
everyone talks about them havinga Yeti Yeti, yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Yeah, the big Yeti, but that's still not Bigfoot.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
No, they're all the same culture.
I was talking about Bigfootspecifically.
It's like Bigfoot cousin.
Yeah, it's like Bigfoot.
No, they're all the sameculture.
I was talking about Bigfootspecifically.
It's like Bigfoot cousin.
Yeah, it's like.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Bigfoot's.
You know, the big Yeti is.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Travis Kelsey, yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Well, now here's a question.
Wait, did you look up thepredator of Ireland?

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Yeah, it's this guy right here, the Pine Martin, if
you want to look it up.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
What's a Pine?

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Martin Right here this guy, right here, the pine
martin, if you want to look itup.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
What's a pine martin right here?
That's a.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
That's their only predator no, it says I mean,
besides that it's just a bunchof stuff that we also have in
america oh it says uh, some ofthe main predators found in
ireland include the pine martin,and it's considered one of the
few remaining predators.
The rest are the red fox, theperegrine falcon, uh, the barn

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owl and a mink.
But uh, I mean we uh so theydon't have any like big
predators yeah, we, we got redfoxes and peregrine falcons and
barn owls and minks here.
I'm not sure about the pinemartin, but yeah, I don't know
what that is.
Yeah, it's got to be a.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Like, even from the picture I don't know Like what
would be a cousin to it, like apine martin who came up with
that name.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Who's?

Speaker 3 (47:41):
like yeah, let let's call the pine martin.
It says with no, with no largeapex predators in ireland other
than humans and dogs yeah, thepeople of ireland are like oh
shit, the chihuahua is outthey're like oh gosh, do you see
that?

Speaker 1 (47:58):
bergen falcon yeah dude.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Irish people are just like standing in the street in
a face off with, like a corgi orsomething welcome.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Safe from the bot.
I heard the chocolate lab isout again, I think we no, not
cut

Speaker 1 (48:17):
back on the Irish accent.
We're all freaking.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
We're messing about bad there Respect to the Irish.
If you guys are listening tothis you got permission to just
come and just rear back and justkick me right in the sack.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Yeah, I'm bringing green beer with you, though.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
We're both in teeth.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Yeah, you can do whatever you want, as long as
you got a couple green beers forme.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
I want to see that ancestry DNA before you kick me
in the square, nuts.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Yeah, I want to look at that ancestry.
Cheap butt.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
If you hit a rear bag and kick me in the sack.
You, you better, you better.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Have a long history in ireland, or I ain't taking it
from you and you better bewearing a kiss me on my shirt I
need to see obituaries, yeah you

Speaker 1 (49:11):
need to know how to step dance you gotta have a
green beer and you gotta beholding the box of Lucky Charms.
No, but I think that's crazythat they don't have any huge
predators.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Back to the predators thing.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
I'm still wowed out about that.
So you're telling me, a sheepjust has no predators, or a cow,
or a fox?

Speaker 3 (49:33):
There are no snakes in Ireland.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
What that's gotta be cow.
Yeah, st Patrick kicked themall out.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
I heard and only one species of reptile is native to
the island, whoa.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
And what reptile is that?
I would also like to know.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Look that up.
Brother Animals of Ireland.
Here's a question, alex.
If you had to pick betweenIreland, like you had to go to
Ireland, or like, let's say,italy, where would you go?

Speaker 4 (50:11):
depends.
Am I going by myself or withfriends?
With friends, probably Ireland.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
I'm with it, I'm all about it.
That's actually my topdestination is ireland or
scotland or both.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
I would actually like .
I would like to go to scotlandbecause they do like the
scottish games over there.
What are the scottish gameslike, their version of the
olympics really?

Speaker 1 (50:36):
they play in the olympics oh, is it that like big
old uh, where they take thehuge logs and they toss them?

Speaker 3 (50:42):
yeah yeah I mean they , they do have their own thing.
I think that's more scotlandalso, but I I do.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
I mean yeah, I'm sure I, I really know what I'm at,
you know, like, yeah, like theirversion.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
They also play in the Olympics.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
Yeah, but I think they do their own thing like
year-round, I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Yeah, what is that?

Speaker 4 (51:07):
called.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
What is that thing called when they throw the log?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
That is super impressive.
The log throw thing that'sawesome Log toss, log toss.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
Who's got the biggest wood?
Is it in Ireland or Scotland,or is it somewhere else got the
biggest wood?
Is it in ireland or scotland oris it somewhere else?
I'm thinking where they do likethe thing, or is it where?
Is it where they?
Uh, you, they have a log in thewater and you're like on the
log and like you're trying tolike kind of keep the log roll.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Yeah, log roll.
I don't know where did that?

Speaker 4 (51:34):
originate from.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
I'd like to know that yeah, I don't know who was like
hey, let's see who can runfaster on this log and fall off
because that is also superimpressive.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Yeah, and I would like to know don't they throw
the stones too?

Speaker 1 (51:48):
isn't that an ireland thing over the thing?

Speaker 4 (51:51):
uh, it might be I don't know but that's pretty
cool, pretty, pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
I'm still on the predator thing.
How could they not haveanything big?

Speaker 4 (52:02):
I mean, I'm pretty sure that's just crazy.
You would think that a foxwould go after a sheep, right?

Speaker 1 (52:11):
No, no, foxes aren't big enough.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
What do foxes hunt?

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Like grouse and birds .
We're not re-ready.
What do foxes hunt?
Like grouse and birds?
Hmm, wasn't that re-ready?

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Yeah, something like that I don't know.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
I feel like you're more of an animal guy than I am.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
And not on foxes Easton's a big nature guy.
Big nature guy, yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
That's pretty neat, easton taught me.
You want to find dry, dry wood.
You find a bigger stump and cutit, and there's dry wood in the
middle when it's falling biggerstump like, yeah, you, when it
was falling over.
You're like, yeah, if we cutinto this, the outside wood's
gonna be wet, but since it'sbeen down for like two years,

(52:54):
the in inside wood's gonna bedry.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
I do feel like Easton could be like the Bill Nye of
nature.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Mmm Bill Nye, the Easton guy.
I mean Easton guy, the natureguy.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
Easton man, the woods dude who do?

Speaker 1 (53:11):
you think would survive the show alone the
longest Ever watch that I thinkwe talked about it at one point.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Yeah, we did talk about it.
I'm not sure they can hear thison another episode.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Yeah.
What are you looking up overthere?

Speaker 3 (53:30):
I'm trying to find the predator thing.
Oh, not the predator thing, thereptile thing.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Oh yeah, well, waiting for that, that which
predator would you not want togo up against, alex?

Speaker 4 (53:44):
any predator, any predator, the one you'd least
want to go up against um, thefirst thing that comes to mind,
because I saw a video about onea few days ago.
Uh, a kangaroo, that's not apredator.
I mean it would.
I mean it would kick my ass andit would kick your ass.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
No, no, no, I could kick a kangaroo You've never
seen the fucking jackedkangaroos I don't care, I could
fuck up a kangaroo.
No shot, damn right, get me asamurai sword.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
You ever see the video of the kangaroo drowning
the dog?
They're jacked.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
They're so yoked, I know they're jacked.
Yeah, they're so yoked, I knowthey're jacked.
I think I could take one no wayno, but you know what predator
I'd be scared of?
Um, uh, like a polar bear well,yeah do you know they hunt
humans?

Speaker 4 (54:30):
yeah, they're the one of the only animals and known
to follow humans for more thanlike 10 miles you have better
chance surviving against agrizzly than a polar bear, damn
right, and I mean even a grizzly.
I mean, what are the chancesyou survive against a grizzly?

Speaker 1 (54:44):
a guy that worked up on the oil fields up in alaska
with me.
Well, he works with me now, buthe worked up in the oil fields
in alaska.
He said that they have guardsthat stand there with rubber
bullets and if they see a polarbear they shoot them with the
rubber bullets because thatkeeps them away from being on
site, because they can't reallydo anything against them other

(55:06):
than give little deterrence awayfrom them.
But they'll let go and destroymachinery and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
They don't care, anyway, so that's that.
The other thing that I wantedto get on, that is, I saw a
theory the other day that, uh,theoretically, if mice were
intelligent enough, they couldtake over the world.
There's enough or no, it wasants, that's what it was.

(55:35):
If ants were intelligent enough, they could take over the world
, because it was like the numberof ants on planet Earth
outnumbers the people on planetEarth by like 10,000 to 1.
Or not 10,000.
I think it was like 100,000 to1.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
So you think, like by yourself taking on 100,000 ants
, like theoretically ants, liketheoretically, theoretically, if
a hundred thousand ants came atyou all at once, what's a
volume of a hundred thousandants?
I mean, you think about anant's like what?
Like a less than half an inch,I mean depending.

(56:14):
I mean some of those ants, Imean they're probably an inch
yeah probably big, big boys butbig carpenter ant, you got the
wing.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Now there's all those what's?

Speaker 1 (56:22):
oh, talking about ants, I don't think I could beat
10 to 100,000 ants, but youknow what's that?
Uh, one thing they do with,like the bullet ants or whatever
, where they make the kids wearthe gloves to like.
That's like their ceremony tobecome men.
Do you think you could handlethat?

Speaker 3 (56:38):
or even like red ants I don't know, I don't know what
you're talking about, but I'mgonna say, I'm gonna say no no,
so it's like steve-o did it and,uh, someone else, but it's like
.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
But it's like a whole they have a glove and they put
like all these bullet ants,which is like I think they're
bullet ants I can't remember theactual name, but it's like the
most like painful ant bite inthe world and it's like crazy
painful.
It feels like getting shot,like that's what some people say
, but, um, it's like they put awhole glove of these ants and

(57:14):
then they put the glove on andthen they have to sit there for
five minutes.
Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 3 (57:22):
yeah, that is pretty wild.
I would like to say I'mcurrently on my last uh beer, my
my last, my last pint, if youwill, for saint patrick's day,
isn't?
That what they call it in Apint of beer.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
A pint of beer.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
I'm also on my last one.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Chuck, you look like with that beer.
You just completed thechallenge.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
No, I did not complete the challenge.
Those two are from differenttimes.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
Oh, okay, so you're on your last one also.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
No, there's one more after that.
You literally have seven,there's one more after that.
You literally have seven.
There's one more after thatother one.
No, there's not.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Don't worry about it.
I'm all for rolling deep, but Ithink the listeners are
probably also getting prettyhammered at this point too.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Damn right, we are, we're getting hammered together.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Cheers we're rolling deep together.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
For the.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Irish.
I think we need to take it easyon their livers, you know.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
They can't keep up with me.
Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 3 (58:27):
No, I'm just assuming that most of our listeners
probably aren't Irish.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
I don't know, but a lot of green beer has been
drinking tonight.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Green beer has been drinking tonight Listen.
Do you think blindly, do youthink you could out-drink the
average Irish person?

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Absolutely not.
I think I don't know.
I really don't Never been toIreland so I couldn't tell you.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
I got to stand on business.
I don't know necessarily myselfwhat I could do against an
average Irish person, but I gotto stand on business here and
say yes.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
I will hype you both up and say I do think you guys
are in the top percentile ofkeeping up with the average
Irish person.
I don't know if you're beatingthem or not, but definitely
keeping up.
And it also, I feel like,depends on what you guys are
drinking.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Well, it kind of depends.
Yeah, the drinks are the dayreally for me.
Some days I just forget to eat.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
Yeah, there's that yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
But I really, really, I just I don't, I I think
honestly, I think that uh, irishpeople probably just drink as
much as a normal person I mean,I would think, yeah, I would
think I would, I would thinkthat there's gonna be heavy
hitters in ireland.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
You know what I mean there's also gonna be people
whoters in Ireland.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
You know what I mean?
Oh yeah, for sure.
There's also going to be peoplewho have four beers and are
like Gonzo.

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
You know Well all right, let's figure this out.
So we'll say the average dudewho on just a Saturday night
goes out with some of hisbuddies We'll say he's somewhere
between 27 to 32, goes out withhis buddies to have some drinks
and let's just assume he's justhaving beers.
How many beers is he going todrink on a saturday night?
Just like nothing, like toocrazy, but just hanging out with

(01:00:27):
his friends?
Probably at least somewhere inthe three to four range, right?
yeah, yeah, that's, that'spretty good call do you think
that's what the average irelandperson's doing?

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
yeah, I'd say that I think that the average um
ireland person's doing.
Yeah, I'd say that I think thatthe average um ireland person
is probably compared to theaverage person, I don't think
there's like, I don't think theydrink, probably like more or
less than like american people.
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
that's fair.
That's a fair.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Take my my stand, my stand on uh drinking is that
everybody thinks that they'rethe best at it yeah, I could see
there's a lot of people whothink that like, oh, I can drink

(01:01:18):
like all night, whatever, andthen 10 minutes later you see
them in the you know thebathroom.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
They have two mixed drinks and a shot of fireball,
and then they're done for thenight.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Yeah, and they're, you know, sitting in the corner
talking to some random personyou never met in your life.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Yeah, and, and you know, us included.
I mean I feel like I can have acouple beers and be okay, but I
just stand on business becauseit's me, but also, at the end of
the day, any given day, someoneout there could do it.

(01:01:58):
I mean, I'm not really arguingthat I'm the the best yeah, I'm
not arguing that I'm the bestdrinker to ever walk the planet
of earth, like I just know thatI get, I can handle it I just
think.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
I think I'm like an average drinker.
I wouldn't say I'm like reallygood drinker either I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
However, I I do think that we're probably in the top
50, considering we started apodcast just to uh drink and
talk to each other yeah, I'monly on four beers no, you
aren't.
You're literally finishing yoursixth beer right now yeah, yeah
, something like that and Ithink everyone has their days.

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
You know, there's some days where you know you
have three beers and you're alittle bit more buzz than other
days, and but some days you canhave six and you're like, holy
fuck, I don't really feelanything you ever have those
nights where you get likeliterally you just have like a
drink after drink, after drinkafter drink and you're just like
vibing out and you're like atthat good level.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
It's like where you like peak, but you stay there
like you stay at your peak forlike a long time and it just
like it's like you never hitthat point where you're like too
drunk yeah where you're likestumbling or you're like can't
even you know, take, you knowyou can't remember anything the
next morning.
It's't even you know, take, youknow you can't remember anything
the next morning.
It's like, but you hit thatpeak and you just kind of stay

(01:03:23):
there and then you go to bed andyou sleep great, wake up in the
morning you're not veryhungover, maybe a little bit,
but not very.
It's like those times.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
Those are miracle drinking times I will say, uh,
after knowing myself a littlebit better, I kind of know when
I'm in that like good middlepoint of like, or I'm about to
be drunk, but I'm still buzzing.
It's when I go to the bathroomand I go take a piss and I'm
washing my hands and I kind oflook up at the mirror and I kind
of give myself that smile andit's like oh yeah, this is gonna

(01:03:55):
be a good night you ever talkto yourself in the mirror when
you're really hammered?

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
uh no, there was one time I remember I was like super
hammered and I needed to kindof be sober.
I looked and looked in themirror and I was like, hey,
motherfucker, you better soberup right now.
And it didn't work.
I was throwing up 20 minuteslater.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
Wow yeah, that that is, yeah, we're yeah, rocking
and rolling.
Usually about the time that Istart like feeling it is however
many beers it takes till, mypiss turns clear yeah, that's

(01:04:35):
another good sign like you know,you know you.
Finally, you have a couple beers, you crack the seal and still,
you know, like semi, you know,whatever, go have a few more
beers.
You know however long it takesfor that second, third, you know
twinkle to come out.

(01:04:57):
Then it's like, oh shit, that'sclear.
And it's like oh shit, that'sclear.
And then I'm like, damn, that'sclear, wow, that's clear.
And then I do the whole mirrorlook and then I'm like yep, yep
that, yep that we're rocking now, we're rolling deep, we're

(01:05:17):
rocking now we're rolling deep,I think.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
for me, my biggest sign is when I go to the
bathroom in 20 minutes of thelast time I went to the bathroom
.
If it's less than 20, minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
I know for a fact that I'm pretty much toasted and
I should probably slow down onmy drinks.

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
Yeah, slowing down is a good habit to have, yeah, but
I think everyone should bedrinking responsibly and, no
matter what, always have a DD.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Always have a DD, especially on the St Today, the
St Patrick's Day.

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
Yeah, it's a night.
If you plan on drinking, pleasehave a DD.
Drink responsibly.
Yeah, Be careful.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
and have a good time tonight.
If you plan on drinking, pleasehave a dd.
Drink responsibly.
Yeah, be careful and have havea good time tonight, you guys.
And remember after a few beers,you too can roll deep yeah,
rolling deep, silly old fool.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Still, you cannot see .
That's a baby boy that memother sent to me.
Well, it's many a day.
I've travelled a hundred milesor more, but a baby boy with his
whiskers on sure, I never sawbefore.