Ep. 4: Bracket Madness

Send us a text

Inspired by March Madness, we've created our own tournament—Life Madness—pitting 64 of life's greatest pleasures against each other in a bracket-style competition that reveals what truly matters most.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I started drinking at 6 am and we're here now.
I don't know what time it is,but I'm rolling deep.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Welcome back to Rolling Deep Podcast.
This is Chuck, I'm Easton andI'm Alex deep podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
This is chuck, I'm easton and I'm alex, and uh,
we're gonna start this off withour rolling hot thing.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Rolling hot chuck rolled a two, a nice two banger.
I'm not sure if you heard hisroll before the end of the sound
.
He rolled the two and thentried to correct himself and
roll at the end of the sound.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Still got a two that's gotta be in our deuces
today rolling hot history, yeahall right, let's roll a one, one

(01:12):
banger.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, I'm beating charles out here six.
He's gonna roll it man yeah,he's gonna carry the team here
ready four, four, four banger.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
All right, let's get her, let's get her cracking
crack pretty happy, I rolled thetwo, not gonna lie.
Yeah got a long drive, longdrive, yeah, long drive.
Yep.
Work wants me going across thestate of oregon, yep yep, that's
uh, that's great yeah um.
So I was uh working in umstevenson washington and I went

(01:53):
to this bar.
Fun fact guess who lives instevenson washington?
Who lives in stevensonwashington fabio, fabio, fabio.
Okay, do you know who fabio is?
the name sounds familiar yeah,he's like on those romance
novels yeah, long hair yeah okay, I was vibing out in this bar

(02:15):
and then this older gentlemanwalks in with long hair, didn't
know who he was, and some ladywas like you're fabio.
I was like, huh, who's fabio?
And then so she took a picturewith him.
I was like, hey, who's fabio?
And he goes, I'm fabio.
I was like, yeah, who is that?
And he goes you're too young.
I said, oh okay, and then Ikind of like didn't even care,

(02:39):
like I was just drinkingwhatever, and I called my boss,
told him about he goes, fabio.
You met fabio and I was like,well, I didn't really meet him,
I just kind of like seen him andI said like something to him he
goes, you should have got apicture with him.
And I was like I don't know,he's probably just some homeless
guy, you know he's drunk andpretending to be fabio.
And then he goes.
No, he actually lives out thereand I looked it up and he does.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah and he was nice yeah, I'm assuming, oh well was
he hot yeah yeah a lot of a lotof a lot of porn books wrote
about that guy yeah well he'sthe cover boy, poster boy for
that shit yeah, he's a posterboy for porn reads.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, porn reads.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, I think that all books that females read have
just a little bit of porn inthem.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, I think that's weird about that, because I read
one the other day.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
You read one, no I read part of one.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
The lady was reading and you went really in-depth and
I was like man, if I said anyof those to you, you'd be like
nope, we're not doing it tonight, but for some reason you read
this book where the guy's like,yeah, and I'm going to choke you
out, baby.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
He's like I slid my index finger slightly down your
thigh as you gasped for air.
It's like what in the hell isthis guy talking?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
god, nothing like an index finger on the thigh.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
That absolutely is rolling like I caressed your
left ear with my pinky as youstarted screaming for joy.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, it's like holy, like this is intense.
I put my tongue in your earhole and it made you oh man.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
So I think, uh, we got some good shit going on
today, boys.
We got a lot of sports talk inthe world.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah, we got a little bit of march madness going on
right now yeah, whole life'smadness really yeah, go
tennessee t Tennessee, charles,because you're the only 10 I see
.
Wow.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Talking about those books got Charles fired up.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Got me all fired up running to go.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yeah, no.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Not everyone won it all.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Tennessee's not winning it all.
They are not winning it all.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
No, I got Houston, houston.
Yeah, what's that?
One school that was doingpretty good.
Is that like a small school?
No, a smaller school.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
I don't know.
I do have to give a shout-out,though, to McNeese State.
Mcneese State, mcneesey State Icall it McNeesey State, I'm not
sure how it's pronounced, butthey were I'm pretty sure they
were 12 seed and they beat.
Uh, who'd they beat in thefirst round?
Charles, uh, clemson, yeah,clemson.
I, uh, I did not have mcneesestate winning, but I almost did

(05:38):
because fun fact there is a?
Uh, one of my good friends fromour hometown coaches for
McNeese State or is a part oftheir coaching staff down in
there in Louisiana, the Bayou.
She helps out with the girlsbasketball team, but it's still
kind of cool just to like knowthat she's down there and like,

(06:02):
obviously I don't know herinvolvement in the boys'
basketball team Probably notmuch and or at all, but it's
still kind of cool.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
She's down there in the organization.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
That was a huge win that nobody really expected, but
it was cool.
Cool to see.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
That's why they call it madness though I've seen this
video of this kid rolling outof the speaker.
Yeah, that was McNeese, really.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah, yeah, he's Aura .

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Aura Got the Aura.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Plus a thousand Aura.
Yeah, that's his.
Aura.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
they say that's probably plus ten million Aura
Ten million Aura.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
That's a lot, plus 10 million aura.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
10 million aura, that's a lot of aura.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
I mean his aura.
He is aura.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, that's who he is and how's your bracket for
March Madness?
Looking Easton, it's doing allright.
I think I'm in the top 50%.
I think.
Okay, okay, I have the 24million, which means that I'm,
like 11 millionth ranked.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
So I'm in the top 50% .

Speaker 3 (07:09):
I don't think I'm going to come close to the
Warren Buffett prize moneyanytime soon.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, I stopped watching my bracket after the
first set of games.
Yeah, I gave up.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
I was like nope I was part of like I think it was
like the 64 percent of bracketsthat had louisville winning the
first game that then lost.
So really, my perfect brackethopes uh, ended on the very
first game but uh, well, tryagain next year yeah, try again
next year.
I do think there's still.

(07:43):
I do think there's still.
I think I seen this morningthere's still like 304 perfect
brackets 304?
.
Yeah, and they're just startingRound of 32 this morning.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Is this the year someone fills out the perfect
bracket?

Speaker 3 (08:01):
No, you don't think.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
No, nope, cause Purdue's gonna win it all.
Purdue's not winning it all,charles Yep, purdue's coming for
it.
No, mark my words?

Speaker 3 (08:13):
No, they aren't, but Really, it's just a time when
everything's chaos.
Like basketball is, you know,the center of the madness, but
even if you're not, uh, watchingit, paying attention, it just
seems like this is the time ofyear that everything starts
ramping up and getting a littlebit more madness going on.

(08:36):
Yeah, yeah, works when realhectic for me yeah, I get the
change in the weather, no, anduh, people start doing more
things and getting around.
It's just kind of like it'slike the in between between,
like winter, summer and gettingaround.
It's just kind of like it'slike the in between between,
like winter, summer.
And yeah, and that's what I wasthinking about the other day,
even with the whole marchmadness thing, is that like
really, if you pay attention tomarch madness, it really is like

(08:58):
crazy, like like it really is.
They hit the nail on the headwhen they called it madness
because, like there's nothinglike it and mike, oh for all the
games are close.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
It doesn't really matter what cdr, they're pretty
damn close yeah, I mean they'repretty close.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
You know give or take a few.
But like the nba doesn'treplicate anything like madness,
like at all, like that's somany teams plan to win a
championship, like I'll say thatI've watched more march
madnesses in my life than I haveever.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Nba finals yeah, that's kind of fair.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
I I've always enjoyed a good like game seven, though
in the nba or yeah, whether it'sa conference championship or,
uh, the finals yeah, I mean youlike watch, like the last game,
where you know what if the oneteam wins or whatever, or you
watch a close one, but it's likeyou kind of just turn it on.
You know what I mean.
It's not like a oh man, I gottawatch this game.

(09:54):
I know for some people that arereal big basketball fans
they're gonna be like no, no,that's really big, but it's like
, but on a scale of things, Ifeel like the march madness is
way higher I think everyoneloves some march madness yeah I
got a question for you, but Iseen this the other day and I
thought I thought it was prettyinteresting.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
I never really thought about it before, but
what's uh?
What's your top five sportsdays of the year?

Speaker 2 (10:24):
top five sports days of the year.
Top five sports days of theyear.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, like A day, yeah like the day in the year
that something happened Like youcould say, you know, like Super
Bowl Sunday yeah, you could sayopening day of March.
Madness Opening day of MLB,yeah like you could.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
I think my top five I don't know the ones that I
really got to watch is, well,march, madness, uh.
The super bowl, um like, uh,what's the?
The golf one, that's really big, where they get the green
jacket.
The masters, yeah or no?

Speaker 3 (11:04):
yeah, I don't know, I don't know, if it's the master
I don't know, it's a greenjacket, but yeah, I think it's
the masters they get a greenjacket.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
I like watching that one, but that's like the three.
I don't really have five youdon't have five.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
I I have a weird one and I don't know how you would
categorize it, but I like ifthey're on.
I like that one like kind ofweird like time period where NBA
and NFL is going on on like agood Sunday, so like in the
morning I like watching NFL andthen towards like the afternoon,
when it gets later at night,like watching me some NBA.

(11:40):
I just have a huge parlay.
That's awesome.
But I was also going to say, uh, day one of the nfl draft.
For the most part, most draftclasses are, yeah, pretty
exciting to watch.
I'm looking forward to thisyear's.
I think this year's nfl draft isgoing to be pretty crazy.
So what's, what's your top five?
Then I'd say number one I Ithink give me Super Bowl.

(12:04):
Yeah, because I try to dosomething for Super Bowl,
whether it be have a party or gosomewhere.
I think Super Bowl might be myfavorite day in sports.
Then after that I'm kind ofbiased towards the NFL.
Then probably give me the draft.
What else?
What else?

(12:26):
Gosh, I can't like think ofanything else.
Any, I mean maybe anytime a uhseries goes into game seven and
then ba, whether it be easternor western conference or the
finals oh, I think the finalsfor table tennis.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
That's another one gee buzz, yeah, yeah, well um
what's your top five?
My top five is, uh, I meanpretty similar.
I mean probably number one isthe super bowl.
Um, that's just my jam.
I like football and it's thebiggest, biggest uh game on game

(13:03):
on the stage, biggest stage,biggest game.
Second one has probably got tobe the MLB World Series, the
championship.
I guess that's not really a day, but I guess it would be like
the final game.

(13:24):
If I had to pick a day, whateverday the final game was on.
So I mean that's kind of toughto know, but I guess if it went
to like a seven game game seven,it would be the day of the game
seven.
But um, really the MLB WorldSeries as a whole is just super
fun to watch.
I get pretty excited about it.
I would say my next one wouldprobably be gosh, what would it

(13:54):
be?
I think it would probably bethe 100-200 final in the
Olympics that's, that's a crazy,crazy day to watch.
That's what chuck was sayingyeah, um, that's probably my
number three.
Uh, number four would probablybe march madness, like opening

(14:20):
day of march Madness, round of64, my third one or my fifth one
?
My fifth is probably going tobe gosh.
It's tough.
There's a lot that I want toput in my fifth, but I think my
fifth has probably got to be andthis is going to kind of be

(14:47):
weird because I haven't reallymentioned the NBA at all, but
it's getting a little bit harderto watch now, just because I
don't really know what's beenhappening but NBA All-Star
Weekend, the Dunkin' Three-PointContest that was always super
fun to watch happening, but likenba all-star, weekend the dunk
and yeah the dunk andthree-point contest, yeah like
that was always like super funto watch.

(15:07):
Like I always never really paidattention to the all-star game
or any of the rest of theall-star shenanigans but I
always made sure, like I alwayslike, recorded the three-point
slam dunk contest shout out macmcclung yeah, but um, I mean
honorable mentions.
Is you know, the collegefootball championship?
Oh yeah, and or the playoffs,but mainly the championship.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
What about?
Are you a fan of the Pro Bowl?

Speaker 3 (15:35):
The Pro Bowl games are kind of fun to watch.
I would say that they're less.
I watch clips I never record it, yeah and or like look on the
tv but uh, the combine is a goodhonorable mention.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
I like watching, like all the combine events um it is
kind of fun to see like allyour favorite like nfl players
together, like messing aroundthough and just like having a
good time.
Yeah, yeah, so that is kind ofthe cool thing.
But yeah, you kind of know, allright, it's not serious, it's
just kind of like a fun day.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
I've never watched a draft in my life.
I'm going to be honest with you.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
It's just so awesome when.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Mike's oh yeah, I did watch that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's justreally hard for me because I'm
like I really don't care wherethese people are going.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
I just got an oration of Gentigos this year.
But you like college football,charles.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
I do like college football.
I like the NFL too.
At the end of the day it's likeI'd rather watch, I don't know,
like some ABC, you know.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
PBS.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
PBS Arthur maybe a little.
What's the holiday?

Speaker 4 (16:48):
one hallmark channel no, I was talking about hallmark
.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Oh, sorry, the phone's gone they?

Speaker 3 (16:57):
uh, I was always confused because I thought the
hallmark was only christmasmovies and then I realized it
was just like year round andthen it just played like movies
from the 80s.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Well, yeah, and they also most of the Hallmark movies
all have the same premise.
I mean, some lady goes intosome old small town and then she
gets snowed in, or a car breaksdown and the mechanic has to
fix it, or she has to wait forthe snow to melt.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Did I have beef with you for liking Gremlins?

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Whoa, she has to wait for the snow to melt, did I
have?

Speaker 4 (17:33):
beef with you for liking gremlins.
Whoa, whoa why.
You know how we feel about the80s.
I love grim and grim gremlinsis like top tier movie.
It's all right, it was.
I'm more mad about that night,why?
Just because we were for thelisteners.
There was a night where usthree were all hanging out it
was probably what year or so ago, yeah, and we were like trying
to watch a christmas movie andthere was more people there and
we were voting.
Yeah, and easton and I we weregoing through all the streaming

(17:54):
services and we should have wonthe vote.
I don't know how we did it,because I just clicked gremlins
yeah but we, we all agreed allright, let's vote.
Easton and I voted on like ascooby-doo holiday special.
And then you're like gremlins,and then easton and I were just
pissed off about it, so we juststarted because I actually like
I don't mind gremlins, buteaston and I just started

(18:15):
shitting on it.
Hey, you're like oh, the 80s,yeah, god, this is so 80s, god
yeah we can't mogpie or whateverthat guy's name.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
We can't shit on him, oh Magwide.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
I know, I know who you're talking about.
Well, in that movie I nevernoticed they let like a
15-year-old girl work at a barand get like harassed by like
middle-aged men.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
She wasn't actually 15, though.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
She was in high school.
It's a movie.
Yeah, she was in high school,it's a movie.
No, I get it Still.
It was just like God the 80sright, where you can harass high
school students at a bar, andthat's why I didn't like it.
I decided I don't like Gremlinsanymore.
Why?
Because I don't stand for that.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
That's my favorite part.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Stand on business Stand on business.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
I like the part where she says she burned her father
alive in the chimney.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
Jesus, she's like, yeah, we started a fire and then
he started smelling weird andthen a skeleton in a Santa Claus
suit fell from the chimney onChristmas day and then they
ripped his mask off and it wasMr Winkle that's what we should
have been hearing fromScooby-Doo.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
We already talked about who we'd be right.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
In Scooby-Doo.
Yeah, I don't think.
Yeah, you'd be Velma.
Why am I Velma?

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Didn't you say that Scooby-Doo is based off of, like
a drug ring?
Oh yeah like, uh like a drugring, oh yeah I saw.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
I saw like a weird theory on like reddit or
something, and it talked abouthow scooby-doo was like, based
off some like criminals fromlike the great depression, or
has something to do with that, Idon't know.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
We'll have to bring it up another time five kids
rolled around in a van and solddrugs well, maybe, I don't know
lsd and then they all trippedout and then they started
unmasking people.
But they didn't actually havemasks, they just ripped off
their faces, jesus I can seethat.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
I just I think the whole premise of scooby-doo as I
get older like I, it's myfavorite like cartoon ever.
But I do think it's kind ofweird.
They just like all hang out,they're like, oh, let's go to
the beach this weekend.
But they always encounter likea ghost or a monster that's
because shaggy's microdosingeveryone.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
They're just high all the time I just want to know,
like is there, is there any?
Is there any uh deeper thoughtbehind cartoons like that?
Because there's a lot ofcartoons that you grow older and
people have conspiracies about.
That were like sexual cartoons.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Oh, like the adult innuendos and stuff.
Yeah, was there anything tothat?

Speaker 2 (21:02):
The chick from Danny Phantom.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
The chick from Danny Phantom.
The chick from Danny.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Phantom, I don't know .
There was one episode wherethere was this chick and she was
smoking back in the day.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Or Kim Possible.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Or Kim Possible.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
I mean, all kid shows have a little.
I think the whole point of kidshows was like oh, like you can
kind of watch them with yourparents and like hang out.
So they like threw in likelittle innuendos for like the
parents to kind of like chuckleout, but like fairly odd parents
man, fairly odd parents waslow-key, like darker than I

(21:41):
think you realize, becausetimmy's parents like neglected
them and then I know, but that'slike a lot of shows.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
It's like super weird , like even phineas and ferb.
It's not like a doom and gloomshow, but it's literally all
based around their parents, justlike leaving them every day to
do something else?

Speaker 2 (21:57):
they're never.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
It's not like they're going to work, they're like at
the mall or they're at thegrocery store for six hours, for
some reason they're like doingsome random thing it did kind of
put as a kid like you, I mean,obviously you never want
infinities and prep to get introuble.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
But you're watching it and you're like you're
telling me you really don't seethe 800 foot roller coaster that
your two sons built in yourbackyard, from a block away my
thing is, I don't know how theiryard gets bigger, but like some
episodes, it's like they're inthis little ass yard in the
beginning and then all, and thenlike they're like there's a
beach in their backyard I'm likewhat it's like what you doing

(22:35):
what you doing.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
It's like oh, furb, furb couldn't tie his shoes, so
we decided to make a shoefactory.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
How did they afford all that?
All I know is I always try todo that.
There was just one time, me andmy.
It's just like weird how yourmind works when you're little
Because, like, my parents wouldalways have a garage sale every
year with like my mom's cousin,which I guess know is my cousin,

(23:08):
but we would have like a garagesale every summer and I would
always be bored.
I was like super little, I meannot really bored, but obviously
you're just like at a garagesale, and so me and my cousins
would just kind of, I mean,there's only so much that you
could do when, like the garageand the driveway and like
everything's like all full ofstuff, yeah, like full of stuff,

(23:30):
like there's not really so meand my cousin would just like
try to build a rocket ship.
and I'm telling you like we weredead set, like I remember this
time in my life that, like Igenuinely thought we were going
to figure it out.
Well, because, like why can't Ibut like when you're small,

(23:53):
it's just like you know, oryounger like you can do anything
.
Yeah, like you, like we, wehave like a two by four and a
couple of rocks and a sheet ofplywood and we're like, yeah,
we're making it to the moontomorrow.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah, Like no doubt about it.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Well, my brother um one time convinced me that, uh,
that, uh, I had a super strengthand uh, I couldn't be hurt.
And then he socked me right inthe chest.
Oh my.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
God and.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
I took it because I had super strength.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
Yet again shout out Chuck's brother, what a man,
what a man.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
But I was just like at the time.
I was like, yeah, no, I didn'tfeel anything.
But now that I'm thinking backabout it I'm like that was like
a pretty dirty move.
Oh yeah, I mean it wasn't bad.
I mean he convinced me on superstrength.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
When I was a kid I remember watching like the old
Batman cartoons, and the villain, the penguin, always had an
umbrella and he would like jumpoff buildings and like soar away
with his umbrella.
So I remember grabbingumbrellas and jumping off my
couch trying to like glide.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Yeah, I've also tried that, never worked.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Good thing you never did that off your roof.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Yeah, kind of accessed the roof.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Alex sneaks out in the middle of the night, like
woohoo Dies, smack, smack, splat.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah, there's a song about that actually.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
What.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
About that type of thing.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
What kid with an umbrella?

Speaker 3 (25:24):
I mean kind of.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
Umbrella by Jay-Z and Rihanna.
No, it's called the Cape.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Under my umbrella.
It's really cool.
Maybe I'll give you guys alisten during our time off.
Time off Off time.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Just kidding.
We never get time off, offnever.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
we're always rolling deep always rolling deep, 24 8
24 8 always rolling deep, everyday yeah, no matter if you're
asleep.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Okay, what does?

Speaker 3 (25:56):
24 7 mean 24 hours a day, seven days a week oh,
that's why, like some people, ifyou wanted to add on it, they'd
say 24 7 365, that would be 24hours, seven days a week, 365,
constantly well, that's whymine's 24 8 because I drank so
much, I gotta set an extra day,yeah that's tough.

(26:19):
With the weather heating up, youmight be trying to find a good
watering hole to have yourself acold beer or an even better
place to get your munch on.
Look no further than the AlstonPub and Grub.
With their great prices andeven better service, you are
guaranteed to be satisfied whenleaving the Alston Pub and Grub.
Welcome back to Rolling DeepAgain.

(26:45):
That was a nice littleintermission.
I hope you rolled deep duringintermission as well yeah, some
of my second beer, yeah maybe no, you are that one was cracked
before.
Yeah, we even startedintermission, but, um, I thought
we could uh, do a little morebracket action, like we did in

(27:09):
the St Patrick's Day episode.
Yeah, march Madness.
Yeah in the spirit of MarchMadness, we do a little bit more
madness, bracket action, incase people haven't got enough
of it.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
I like that.
I like that.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Yeah, more bracket, bracket, good old bracket, love
old bracket, love a bracket Ilove winners yeah, what do we?
Got on this bracket for today.
Okay, so I found this.
Uh, I found this a couple daysago and, uh, the theme of it is,
uh, life madness, oh I like it.
So, instead of march, madnessit's.

(27:42):
It's just in general.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Life Madness, life Madness.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Yeah, so it's theoretically give or take a few
.
I think they did a pretty goodwell ranking everything, but
supposedly the 64 things thatgive or take make up like a good
moment in your life, I guesslet's do it okay.

(28:10):
So, number one seed june verse.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
number 16 seed metal straws I think that's an easy
give me june like what's themost infuriating.
No.
What do you like more?
What do I like more June?

Speaker 2 (28:29):
I hate metal straws.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
I actually really enjoy a metal straw, but the
month of June is just great.
So I think number one, june, isa pretty handily winning.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Are you talking about like metal straws that people
carry around with them, or justlike a metal straw?
It's like a metal straw thatyou use to drink something.
Well, I mean like I'll use ametal straw, but like sometimes
those are people that like rollthem out and they're like hey
look at my metal straw and thenthey like talk about their
straws.
It's too much conversationabout straws yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
Well, I mean you already picked june, so two
versus?

Speaker 3 (29:05):
well, I mean, no, I was picking june too, but um so
the next, the next uh is numbereight, lynn sanity, versus
number nine blackout wednesdayit's like where you do lint
rolling no, I know what it is.
I'm not.
I'm not well versed on it.
I thought alex would know, butI'll give you my uh, my chopped

(29:27):
up.
Take it's.
Uh, jeremy lynn.
He used to play in the nba anduh, I mean when he would go off.
He would.
I, as far as I know, when hewould like go off.
That was just called lynnsanity or that was just his
nickname because he was good fora period of time.
I don't know.
I'm going Blackout Wednesday.
I don't think I've ever.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Yeah, no, you're right.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Yeah, okay, that's my take on Lynn Sanity and I'm not
a big NBA fan and like to be inwith so I'm also going to take
a Blackout Wednesday.
Alex, you already took BlackoutWednesday, right, yeah, perfect
, alex, you already took blackon wednesday, right, yeah,
perfect, um, so next on on uh,the life madness list is a

(30:12):
number 5, 20 plus points fromyour fantasy kicker, or number
12, a goldfish I love my fishcowboy, but but 20 points for
her 20 points kicker.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Sorry for interrupting.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
What Chuck said Dude 20 plus is insane.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
It's like you never expect it, but it pretty much
makes and breaks your fantasyweek.
Plus you get 20 points fromyour kicker.
You're not losing.
I don't care what the?
Rest of your team did that weeklike an extra, arguably.
That's say you get 20 pointsout of your kicker.
That's an extra, like 14 pointstacked on that like their

(30:57):
kicker didn't score, you know.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
So it's like a kicker for fantasy usually averages
what?
Eight, nine, eight, nine points, yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yeah.
But I don't like goldfish, so Idon't like fish in general.
What am I supposed to do?
Look at it.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
I like my fish.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Yeah, but what do you do with them?
I?

Speaker 4 (31:17):
just hang out do you take them on swims with you I
look at them sometimes, I put ontv for them when I leave for
long periods of time well,that's good, you're a good fish
owner.
Thank you all right well a lotof espn a lot of espn.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
He's well versed next .

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Next up, we got uh number four losing your virgin,
or number 13, tomato Town.
For those of you that don'tknow what Tomato Town is, it is
a location in the OG Fortnitemap.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
That's a hard one.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Give me Losing your Virginity.
Tomato Town med.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
I will have to say I'm going to probably have to go
with L, your virginity, but um,mostly because I I didn't
really play fortnight in there,so literally the only time I
really even, uh, landed intomato town was like just when
they came out with the ogfortnight release, so I never

(32:14):
really played when they actuallyhad it.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Next up on the list is number six, key and peel, or
number 11 tick tock on thetoilet oh, tick tock on the
toilet it's like my favoritepart of my day is like when I
wake up and go take my morningshit and then watch like 20
minutes of tick tock and thenI'm late for work.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Yeah I, uh, I gotta pick the upset here.
Number 11, tiktok on thetoilet's gotta gotta be above
kee, and kee and peel ishilarious though yeah, they are
hilarious you could watch keeand peel on tiktok on the toilet
.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Yeah, you want.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
You want an hour to go by, quick tiktok on the
toilet yeah, time flies whenyou're tiktoking on the toilet
exactly, yeah, uh, I think Ihave hemorrhoids from sitting on
the toilet too long flies whenyou're tick tocking on the
toilet exactly.
Yeah, uh, I think I havehemorrhoids from sitting on the
toilet too long, from tick tockyeah well, anyway, our next
matchup is number three, mom'scooking, or, uh, number 14,

(33:14):
kahoot oh gosh, that's hard.
Not really, though, because,like anytime you know, moms make
food, it's delicious.
But also kahoot was kind of ahoot.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
It was a hoot.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Give me mom's cooking for me I'm gonna have to go
with mom's cooking yeah, andtaking mom's cooking for sure.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Kahoot was fun, like the names and stuff.
But oh yeah, oh yeah, mom'scooking for sure.
Okay, next up on the list wegot a prime pokemon go.
That's number seven.
First number 10 sending a riskytext and getting a risky

(34:09):
response sending a risky textand getting a risky response.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Pokemon go was like pretty cool when it came out and
everything, but I didn't do toomuch of it.
Every once in a while I wouldtry, but the risky text, risky
response, that's a classic.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Can't beat it, you can't and then it just like your
whole overjoyedness of it.
You know, yeah, it's like youfinished.
You know you got it, it's likeyour first, it's like you won
the race.
You know, no, I'm saying it'slike a, like a, like you won the

(34:47):
championship.
You know, it's like you, you'resweating over this text and
then you get something back oh,whoa, okay you know, like, you
know, finishing first, you knowthat's what I meant I got it.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
I got it.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Chuck's well versed in that um okay next up on the
next up on the life on thisbracket.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
We have number two waking up and it's not the
morning versus 15 palm trees 15palm tree, oh, or just palm
trees in general, yeah rankednumber 15 palm trees I love me
some palm trees yeah, I'm goingwith palm trees because,
honestly, I get anxiety when Iwake up and it's not morning, I

(35:33):
think you're missing it, thoughI was telling alex I this is
like not even close to me.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
It's waking up and it's not morning because, like,
have you ever went to sleep,like you got work the next day,
like whatever?
Wake up thinking it's like timefor you to get up oh, and then
you realize it's like 1 30 inthe morning and you're like holy
crap, I didn't still sleep forfreaking like like I thought

(35:58):
that's what we're talking aboutthen, yeah, I'm going that one.
That's what I took it as yeahlike you wake up thinking like
oh my gosh my alarms.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
But and then you like look at your phone or something
and it's like 12 45 and I hadthat I had that happen the other
day, where I went to sleep andI woke up and I was like fully
awake, like I felt well rested,I was like oh gosh, it's got to
be close to the time.
So I look at my phone it waslike 11 and I went to bed at
like.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
I think it was like nine and I was like, oh my god I
just don't have to get up tilllike six you're like, like I, I
think that's underrated, likeit's, it's, that's.
That might be my one of myfavorite things ever.
Like, when I seen this list andI saw that it was on there, I

(36:46):
was like Holy crap, that happensto other people.
It's pretty awesome, all right,so, uh, this would be the round
of 32 in the Midwest region,the one that we just ran over,
Unless you guys want to keepgoing with the round of 62 and
just do it.

(37:06):
Yeah we'll just do it.
Okay, that's fine.
Fine by me.
So next up we got a full squadFortnite win.
That's ranked number one in theWest region, or paying taxes.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Yeah, no, full squad yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
I mean even for our listeners that don't necessarily
know what Fortnite is.
I'm thinking they're standingwith us.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
I think taxes take bottom of the list um, I mean
there's no, I mean come onthat's a no-brainer, I mean,
unless you know you're gettinglike a fat tax return, I guess
yeah, I mean I guess, but it's,it's fort says you know what I
mean.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
It says paying taxes, that that doesn't even mean tax
season.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
That means you get your check and seeing that there
was so much, taken out of it.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Yes, I think that goes without saying.
So now we got eighth rankedhistory class versus ninth
ranked lightning mcqueen that'shard because I've done a lot to
lightning mcqueen you've done alot to light.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
What do you mean?
Well, you know, you just throwon cars oh, I'm voting for
lightning mcqueen yeah I am too,but wow, hot, hot takes from
chuck here in our previousepisode.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
You see that none of us really cared to pay attention
.
History class to begin with.
I think it's lightning mcqueen.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
Yeah, okay didn't know where lewis and clark uh
sailed, but do you know who wonthe 2006 Piston Cup?

Speaker 2 (39:02):
That is true.
He did what in his cup.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Mater.
Oh yeah, they were like talkingabout.
Hudson winning the Piston Cup.
He did what in his cup oh.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
God, I need to rewatch that movie.
That movie kicks ass.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
All right.
So next up on the bracket wegot number five day drinking
against number 12, swimmingpools.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Day drinking.
Now, if you can day drink witha swimming pool, that's even
better.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
When I hear day drinking, I just think of like
camping.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
So yeah, when, when I hear day drinking, I just think
of like camping.
So but if you pick a swimmingpool, is that considered you can
?

Speaker 1 (39:45):
drink by the swimming pool?

Speaker 2 (39:45):
I don't know, I think it just says swimming, yeah, so
just swimming pools in generalday drinking yeah, I'm still
going day drinking day, drinkingfor sure, it's so nice when you
can get tuned up and likebreakfast and then you can take
a nap and then you know wake uphang out with your best buds,
listen to some good music.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
Yeah, play some cornhole maybe.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Maybe some beard arts yeah, that's yeah day drinking
for sure.
Next up we got number four, apost gym chipotle.
Like eating.
I'm just gonna take it aseating at Chipotle.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Yeah, but After the gym.
Yeah, or number 13, skydivingWell.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
I don't think I've ever done either of those.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah, I'm going to pick the upset and say skydiving
, yeah, I'll go with that too.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
I've never done skydiving, but after a nice
workout, eating at chipotle isnice.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
But I want to try skydiving, so I'm gonna go
skydiving I just feel like,after working out, that's not my
first go-to is like chipotlewell, you know you can.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
No, I feel like after I work out.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
I'm like I probably should eat something healthy.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
Yeah, but you get some good protein.
You can make Chipotle healthier.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Yeah, I mean Chipotle is nice, overrated though.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Yeah, I'm taking skydiving.
I've never done it, but I'vealways wanted to.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
I will be taking skydiving as well.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
All right, I will be taking skydiving as well,
alright, so next up we gotnumber 6, the iPhone, versus
number 11, antonio Brown.
And then, in parentheses, itsays both on and off the field.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Give me AB.
That's so easy.
Give me AB.
I love my iPhone, but AB's theman.
Yeah, but how are you gonna?

Speaker 2 (41:40):
how are you gonna see things about ab without your
iphone on an android?
Gross, I don't even know how toget to the internet on one of
those things yeah, android mightas well be just like a flip
phone yeah, they have like twohome screens.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
Why do I need to shout out our android listeners,
though, though we love you, no,oh, we do love you.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
It is still a smartphone.
I just think, like Android andApple, like side by side,
they're just like wow, android'scamera sucks, so that just
makes them lesser quality, butnone of us are really
photographers here.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
anyway, my thing is the interface on an Android,
because I've only had an Androidbefore and the interface on
them is way too complicated forme.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
So what are you taking iPhone?
You're taking the iPhone.
I'm taking AB, I also probablyget to take the iPhone actually.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
I get it, but AB is awesome.
He's hilarious, he was a greatreceiver, he's the man.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
but for me it's iphone for sure.
But next up on the list isnumber three naming random
athletes with the boys, or againby fetty wop, the song that's

(43:03):
pretty good, I'm really good atnaming random athletes, so I'm
doing random athletes likedeontay smith deontay, maybe
jared smith.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Are you thinking Devontae Smith?

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Anyway, yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
Devontae Smith, I'll go, random athletes as well.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Yeah, I got to take random athletes as well, so that
wasn't you know.
You just got to remember it'saround a 64.
You can't have an upset.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
I mean you can't.
It is ranked three around a 64.
You can't have an upset.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Yeah, you know, I mean, you can't it is ranked
three for a reason.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Next up, we got number seven Drinking again
while hungover Verse number 10.
Drake and Kendrick beef.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Drinking again when you're hungover.
It's a magical experience,Because you'll be super hungover
and then you have that oneBloody Mary or screwdriver in
the morning and it just fixesall your problems.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
That's fair.
I'm a big Kendrick fan and Ithought the whole beef thing was
really interesting and kind offunny.
So I'm going to go with theDrake and Kendrick beef.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
But I know it's, it's losing, yeah I'm digging
drinking while hungover for sureI don't really like watching
beef about two random peopleyeah that's fair I feel you I've
never been about it next up wegot number two, a blackjack
heater.
Pretty nice.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Versus number 15, Valentine's Day.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
Blackjack heater.
Blackjack heater.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Blackjack heater easily Shout out to the
girlfriends.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Well, it's just so complicated that I feel like
I've got to do all this work forValentine's Day.
And they're just like where arewe going for food?
What did you get me?
Where's my chocolates or teddybear or whatever?
And I'm like I don't know.
Maybe you could have madereservations Either way.

(45:11):
Next up Sorry, lady, if youheard that.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
Next up we got and this is the other side of the
bracket in the round of 64,where we have the south region
and the East region.
First up on the South region isnumber one, your favorite team,
winning a championship versusnumber 16, wyoming.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
That's a big toss-up for me.
I'm a big Wyoming guy, but I'malso loyal to my teams, so I'm
gonna go with teams winning achampionship I went to wyoming
one time, drove through it.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
No disrespect to wyoming, it was one of the most
boring drives I've ever done inmy life but it's so beautiful
it's all the same though.
It was just like we drove fromthe top end of wyoming to the
bottom end of wyoming likearguably probably one of the
longest drives you could makethrough wyoming, and for a solid

(46:11):
like seven of the 10 hours wewere driving straight through
the state.
It was the same.
It like there was nothingaround, nothing happening,
desert, and then all of a suddenwe got into Laramie and it was
like oh kind of like city.
Then we left Laramie back tothe same thing until we got out

(46:33):
of Wyoming Wow.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Yeah, no, I'm going to go with the other one.
What was it?

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Your favorite team winning a championship?
Yeah, favorite, I'm going to gowith the other one.
What was it?
Your favorite team winning achampionship?

Speaker 4 (46:40):
Yeah favorite team winning a championship.
So like the Ducks for you.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Yeah, if they won I'd be pretty excited.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Yeah, I'm going to also have to go with my favorite
team winning a championship.
It's also just kind of likeultimate bragging right.
Oh yeah, like someone's likeblah blah, like blah blah and
you're just like shut up the49ers won.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
They're just like I can't.
I can't wait to be able to belike yeah, bryce young won a
super bowl bitch yeah, all right.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Well, next up on the list we got number eight, andrew
garfield, versus number nine.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
All you can eat sushi oh, all you can eat sushi.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
I love sushi I have to do all you can eat.
Sushi, too, depends on theplace, though, like I have to
like, trust that the all you caneat is not something like, like
if, if you know a grocery storelike any grocery store ever was

(47:43):
just like yeah, we're having anall you can eat sushi event.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
I'd be like yeah, it'd have to be like a real
sushi place yeah, like I've beenwell with one of those little
wheels, but you can just liketake anything you want off it
the whole time.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
Oh, that'd be nice when easton said, I immediately
pictured my favorite sushi placedoing all you can eat.
So if it's my favorite placedoing it, then I'm gonna rock
with that.
But shout out andrew garfieldthough yeah, shout out the garf,
shout out to the garf, maestro.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Garf Dog.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Next up we got number five a cold shower on a hot day
.
Or number 12, perry thePlatypus.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
I don't really like cold showers, even on a hot day,
so I'm going Perry.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
I also like me some Perry the Platypus.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Yeah, I gotta take Perry the Platypus too.
To be honest, I mean, there'snothing really like Perry the
Platypus too.
To be honest, I mean, there'snothing really like Perry the
Platypus.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
He was the man or he was the Platypus, yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Next up, we got number four, hitting last cup in
beer pong versus number 13, agood PowerPoint.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
I don't remember the last time I did a powerpoint, so
I'm going uh cup pong I I likeme both dude.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
I think powerpoints can be really cool if it's
something, something interestinggoing on.
I like me a powerpoint.
But I think I gotta go beerpong.
Especially if you're alreadykind of tuned up and you got
people watching Feels likeyou're in a NBA finals game, I'm
gonna go beer pong as well.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Yeah, I gotta go last cup in beer pong.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
Next up we have number six, breathing clearly
post-co cold, or number 11,shrek um shrek give me breathing
clearly, when you're sick andyour nose is all stuffed and all

(49:54):
you could think about is thetimes when you could breathe
clearly and it finally happens.
It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
I love shrek don't don't get me wrong, but
breathing clearly well, my thingis, I don't even think about it
that much when I'm sick.
I'm just like I'm sick, youknow.
I don't like think, well, Ican't breathe.
I'm more like, yeah, this sucks.
And so I don't even like reallyreally notice the difference
when I can breathe, clearly, Imean, I notice the difference, I

(50:23):
just don't celebrate it, Iguess.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
I notice when I can't breathe, mostly because there's
stuff I have to do when I'mstill sick.
If I could just chill and notdo anything, I wouldn't notice
it at all, like when you have togo to work and you're just like
yeah yeah, I can't hop inaround you're like you're like
can't, yeah, and you're allsnotty and hawking loogies 24 7.

(50:51):
Yeah, you know it gets annoyingI coached a football game when
I was sick one time and I waslike my nose was pretty stiff
but not like crazy.
But then that night at thefootball game it dropped to like
43 and I was coaching and itjust completely locked up my
sinuses and I was just on theheadset like mouth breathing

(51:16):
yeah, like I couldn't, freaking,breathe through my nose at all
yeah.
Yeah, and I kept just liketurning up the mic so it'd be
off and back down, just so likeI wasn't just breathing in the
air the whole time, but so I gotto probably go with the
breathing, clearly post-cold too.
But next up on the list we gotnumber three, 8 pm, just like 8

(51:45):
pm in general versus number 14,a bidet.
Bidet.
Yeah, I'm going to go withbidet too.
8 pm pisses me off.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
It's kind of annoying .

Speaker 3 (52:00):
If it said 7 pm, I'd be taking 7 pm, because 7 p is
still like early enough that youlike, look, and you're like, oh
, it's only seven, but like whenyou know you gotta wake up like
five, you know four like fouror five 8 pm is like gosh man,
it's really starting to getthere like oh you gotta go to
bed here, and like you startlike thinking about needing to
go to bed at about eight, butlike at seven you it's still

(52:20):
like oh, I got a lot of time inthe night.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Yeah, it's 7 o'clock, but Well, because then you know
at that point, if you get homeand it's 7, it's like you're
like I got time to take a shower, eat food and then do something
yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
If you get home at 8, you're like I got Take a shower
, eat food and go to bed.
Yeah, yeah, so I'm taking abidet too.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Bidets are nice.
You just feel so refreshedafter it.
I like me some bidets.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
A nice sprinkle, you know, just cleaning you up, yeah
, next up.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
We got Ginger Ale on an airplane or Tony Romo saying
here we go, Jim.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
I kind of want to take that oh man, I don't know
Jim.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
I love you some ginger ale on a plane,
especially if it's Canada dry.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Yeah, it's really hard for me Because the only
time I have ginger ale on aplane is when it comes with Jack
.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
I got to go with.
Here we go, Jim.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Yeah, I'm going with Tony Romano.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
Damn, what an upset.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Okay, anyway, in the East region we got number one,
the year 2016,.
Versus number 16 ranked themoment.
You realize you're too drunk.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
That's a toss-up 2016 .
It was a toss up 2016.
It was a good year for me.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Yeah, I didn't take 2016 too.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
I got my license in 2016.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
I'm also going to pick Jesus.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
I'm also picking 2016 .
All right, we'll just leavethat there.
Next up, we got number eight,will ferrell movies, versus
number nine continually hittingon aux, hitting on bluetooth, I
guess now no one really yeah, Ilove will ferrell movies.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
But if you just play banger after banger and you're
like in the car with all yourfriends and everyone's singing,
everyone's vibing, and you'rejust playing hit after hit after
hit, there ain't no betterfeeling I don't think I've ever
had that happen.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
So I'm going wolf for all movies I'll play like a
banger, but then it's like Ialways pick something like this
is gonna be great and theneveryone's like chuck, what is
this?

Speaker 3 (54:32):
I got continually hitting on ox too, but next up
we got number five.
This is going to be kind ofhard to explain, but it's a
squad ride with the boys, it'sDraftKings, so it's basically
like when you and your boys allmake the same bet and you're
just kind of like watching thegame, hanging out, like riding,
like wanting the same stuff.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
You know, kind of like camaraderie thing Running
for the same thing, yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Or number 12, the first date camaraderie, thing
same thing, yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Or number 12, uh, the first date.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Now I'm gonna go the the draft thing, the draft kings
, like bet thing, riding it outwith the boys I'm gonna agree on
chuck here, just because myfirst day with my lady we went
to red robin and I was verynervous yeah, my first date.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
My lady was two and a half hours late yeah, I gotta
take the draft kings too whatwas your first date with your
lady easton?
I don't, I don't know oh anyway, sometimes you're just like you
know you're gonna go on thatfirst date, sometimes just slide
in, you know yeah, I think wewent like.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
You know you don't go on that first date, sometimes
you just slide in, you know?
Yeah, I think we went likefishing.
Technically I think, okay,that's money.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
I don't know, that's pretty good, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
It was yeah yeah Fishing.
Next up we got number fourshowerower Beer versus number 13
, getting a Job Shower BeerShower.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Beer.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Shower Beer easy.
I mean, getting a Job is kindof exciting.
But then you realize that sucks.
Yeah, shower Beer for sure.
Next up, we got number six GTAV versus number 11, cracking
your Knuckles.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
Maybe GTA V.
I love Cracking my Knuckles,but GTA V?

Speaker 2 (56:28):
There's nothing like driving through a crowd of
people in GTA V, oh Jesus.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Yeah well, GTA V, we're taking that right now.
Next up, we got number threeyour primary school recess
football.
So basically, recess footballwhen you were young, or
finishing a puzzle.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Recess football.
That was some good memories,good times, recess football.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
I agree, pretty easy.
Some good memories, good times,recess football I agree, pretty
easy, uh number sevenshazamming a song versus number
10 daniel craig's bondshazamming a song.

Speaker 4 (57:14):
I agree, shazam is one of the most underrated music
apps ever.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
I'm gonna die, it's like, if I hear a banger that
I've never heard before and I'mlike I just need to know the
song.
You just hit the Shazam andthen you're like alright, and
then you add it to your music.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
Or if your friend is playing a song and you don't
really want to ask him what'sthe song called you just I don't
even know who Daniel Craig is.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
he is, so he was an actor he's james bond james bond
.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
What else is he in?

Speaker 3 (57:41):
uh, I can only think of knives out oh well, I'm going
with shazam a song too, since Ido it quite often.
Next up we got number twoheartbreak drake or tom brady,
the broadcaster, not thefootball player.
Give me Brady, I'm going Bradytoo, but All right, good, I

(58:05):
don't got to pick.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
Was that a toss-up for you?

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Well, I don't like either one.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
You don't like?
Tom Brady, the broadcaster Next.
Okay, okay.
So that wraps up the round of64.
So now we'll we'll be rockingand rolling pretty, uh pretty
silently in the wind here, so Iguess we'll continue with uh the
east region.
Now for the round of 32 to haveuh 2016 versus uh, continually

(58:38):
hitting on ox 2016.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
We already did that one, didn't we?
Oh no, we didn't.
No.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Next round yeah, yeah , it's the next round here.
I I'm gonna have to take 2016too.
Yeah, let's do, let's run with2016.
Yeah, continually hitting on oxis great, but 2016 was just a
good year.
Next up, we got number five uh,the bet the squad ride bet with
the boys.
Or number four, a shower beershower beer.

(59:07):
Give me squad ride with the boysuh, I'm gonna also have to go
with the betting one.
I.
I like shower beers.
They just I never really thinkabout bringing a beer to the
shower.
Sometimes I do, but it's notlike the normal thing.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
I just like that's my favorite thing after like a
really hot day yeah, I like ahot day, but I don't have it
often enough.
Yeah I don't do the squad ridewith the boys.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Enough enough though yeah, anyway, next up we got
number six GTA V versus numberthree Recess Football.
What?

Speaker 4 (59:41):
do you mean?

Speaker 3 (59:41):
GTA.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
V Recess Football what it was just such a fun time
.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
It was a fun time, but GTA V, I feel like, paved
the way for so many games thatare coming out now.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Man, GTA V is really fun to play.
I mean, you can just make yourcars.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
Do whatever you want, do whatever you want, you can
drive around.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Live your life.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
I'm also taking recess football, but I think
recess.
I'm taking recess football.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
I think recess football just has more memories
for me.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
No QB sneak.
No blitz Blitz.
No QB sneak 10.
Second runoff Sacked.
You're screwed.
Yeah, I'm taking recess,football easy.
Uh.
So now next up, we got uhnumber seven shazamming a song

(01:00:29):
versus number 15.
Tom brady, the broadcastershazamming a song I agree,
shazam a song oh, also takeshazamming a song just because,
because Brady's only been doingit for one year.
But so that brings us to theend of the East round of 32
there.
Next up, we got the Southregion, which is where we have

(01:00:50):
number one your favorite teamwinning a championship versus
all you can eat sushi.

Speaker 4 (01:00:59):
All you can eat sushi .
Give me a favorite team.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
I gotta take all you can eat sushi.
What If it's my favorite?
It's my, I mean, I'm a littlebit more less deprived than you
are of my team winning achampionship, so well, it
depends where we're talking.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
NBA, I'm not that deprived, but NFL.
Yeah, I, we need it.
We need a bad.
So, yeah, I'm going to like ifit's my favorite type of sushi,
I I would probably rock with thegood old spicy tuna roll.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Oh all right, next up we got number 12, perry the
platypus, verse number fourhitting last cup and beer pong
uh last cup I'm gonna go withchuck here.
Last cup dang, I was takingperry the Platypus Easy.
He's iconic but I understandthe vote.
So next up we got number six,breathing clearly post-cold or a

(01:01:59):
bidet Number 14.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Bidet.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
I think I'm going breathing clearly.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
I got to go with a bidet.
It's pretty satisfying.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
You just feel clean.
So now we got the other side ofthe bracket in the west region
for the round of 32, where wegot a full squad Fortnite win
versus Lightning McQueen.
Lightning McQueen, give me afull squad, I also gotta take
Lightning McQueen.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
Oh my god mcqueen you guys smell that I smell
collusion no he's paid.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
He paved the way for our childhood think about, think
about childhood withoutlightning mcqueen that's true
yeah I was a big, I had a carstv.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
I had a tv shaped like that.
It was like a box TV.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
I think I had Lightning McQueen sheets when I
was a child as well.
He's stickers, man.
He's this thing.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
I'm not too mad about it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
Next up, we have number five Day Drinking versus
number 13, skydiving.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Day Drinking.

Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
Come on, that one was easy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
Next up we got the iphone number six versus number
three, hanging or naming randomathletes with the boys iphone
because I didn't know who randomathletes are without my I'm
gonna say naming random athletesI'm gonna go iphone oh man,
you're taking the iphone, huh onthis one.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
Yeah, all right, all right, this one.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
I'm taking the iphone next step next up, we got
number seven drinking againwhile hungover, or number two, a
blackjack heater blackjackheater, blackjack heater just
seeing all those chips pile up.
Oh, come on, I'm taking ablackjack eater too I mean, it's
just, there's nothing like itso that tallies up the west

(01:03:52):
region here, where now we willgo to the midwest region where
we will have number one juneversus number nine blackout
wednesday blackout wednesdaygive me june Versus number nine
Blackout Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
Blackout Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
Give me June.
Ah man, yeah, I got to takeJune too, only because I enjoy
Blackout Wednesday, but then youalso work the next day hungover
, so I don't do it as often.
Next up, we got number five 20plus points from your fantasy
kicker.
Or number four losing yourvirginity 20 points from my

(01:04:37):
kicker, 20 points from my kicker.
I also got to say 20 pointsfrom my kicker.
That's iconic.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Yeah, next up we got number 11, tiktok on on the
toilet.
Or number three, mom's cookingtiktok on the toilet.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
It's a close one.
It goes to game seven, butmom's cooking I'm also probably
taking mom's cooking.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
It's uh, it's, it's, yeah it's hard to argue.
My mom's chicken, parm and orstir fry beats most things in
life yeah, I'm taking, yeah, I'mtaking mom's cooking, but next
up we got sending a risky text,getting a risky response, or

(01:05:23):
waking up and it's not morningstill with the text I'm gonna go
waking up yeah, I know I hypedup, waking up a lot, but riskier
text, oh my jeez it's just likeyou finish, you know it's like
again with the finishing likeyou get first.
You know it's like you'rewinning the day all right

(01:05:46):
changes your whole day aroundhere we are running up now in
the Sweet 16, where we got Juneversus 20 plus points from your
fantasy kicker 20 plus pointsfor your fantasy kicker, give me
June.
I'm going to take the 20 pluspoints from your fantasy kicker.
To be completely honest withyou.

(01:06:06):
Yeah, it's just too nice not totake now.
We got mom's cooking versusrisky text.
Risky response mom's cookingrisky text.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Risky response what?

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
easton, what are you picking here?

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
No, I'm probably still taking Mom's Cookin'
Charles.
That's got to be where the endlies for the whole risky text
business.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
In the East region.
It had a good run.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
In the East region.
Here we have 2016 versus thesquad ride bet with the boys
2016.
I got to take 2016 on that.
2016 is the last number oneranked team on uh, on our

(01:07:00):
bracket still 2016 was just sucha good year for everything yeah
, all right, like no stress.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
You just went to school and it's the next.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
Just amazing next up in the east region we have
recess.
Football number three versusnumber seven.
Shazamming a song that's recessfootball.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
I'm going shazamming a song.
I'm going shazamming a song.

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
I'm going shazamming a song as well.
Yeah, I just don't understandthat, especially if it's a song
you can't remember the name of.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
Yeah, or you need to know the name of the song.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
Or you hear a song in a movie or TV show and you're
like that sounds fire.
I want to know the name.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
And you finally get to listen to the full thing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Mm-hmm, all right, that works Alright, that works.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
I guess it just like finishes it out, you know.
Okay, so next up In the southregion we have All you can eat
sushi Versus number four,hitting last cup and beer pong.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
All you can eat sushi .
I love eating food.

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
Yeah, I gotta take All you can eat sushi too.
I would also take the SushiCinderella team here.
All you Can Eat Sushi is rankednumber nine, coming into this.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
It might go all the way to the finals, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
It has potential too.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
So next up we got this is now the West region.
This is our last section hereto get into the Elite.
Eight is Lightning McQueenversus Day.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Drinking.
Ooh, that's hard.
Give me Day Drinking.
Because, sometimes LightningMcQueen gets me to Day Drink.

Speaker 4 (01:08:40):
Give me Day Drinking, all day Ka-chow.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Um Fuck, I really love lightning Day drinking.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
Yeah, I gotta also go day drinking.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Sorry, lightning.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
Yeah, I uh.
Yeah, lightning McQueen is Islost, sorry lightning, yeah,
that's pretty tough.
Next up, I got yeah, lightningMcQueen is lost, sorry Lightning
, yeah, that's pretty tough.
Next up, we got the iPhoneversus a blackjack heater.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Blackjack heater.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
Yeah, I got to take the blackjack heater too.
To be honest, I'm also takingblackjack heater this is where
the iPhone falls.
I just you know gambling's justthere.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
Yeah, to be honest, I'm also taking blackjack heater
.
This is where the iPhone falls.
Gambling's just there.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
Yeah, and honestly, if you're on a heater, it beats
anything, yeah, so we got theElite 8 here now with day
drinking and a blackjack heater.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Ooh Day drinking, because that usually leads me to
a blackjack heater.

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
day drinking, because that usually leads me to a
blackjack heater well, it'seither like do you want a bunch
of money or you want a good timewith your boys.
I'm going to take the good timeand go day drinking.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
That might be the biggest upset it's really hard
to pick, but yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
I had to take day drinking too.
I love playing blackjack, butoh yeah there's not.
There's not much else good inlife besides when you wake up, I
mean camping vacation, whatever, and you just know that you
have nothing else to do and youcan just roll there's so much

(01:10:27):
shit you can do.
Yeah, Like you don't have anyplans, it's not like you know.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
Sit in your lawn chair.
You don't have anywhere to be.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
Yeah, yeah, you just vibe out the whole day, yeah, no
day, drinking for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
So now that brings us to the Elite Eight in the South
region.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
Where we will have all can eat sushi versus a bidet
Bidet.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
All you can eat sushi .
I gotta take all you can eatsushi because I haven't tried a
whole lot of bidets.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
I just love a nice bidet, fresh and so clean.

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
So now in the east region we have 2016 versus
shazamming a song 2016.
Give me 2016.
I'm also taking 2016 easy.
It's just like we've mentioneda bunch of times here it's just
too good of a year, too good ofa year Too good of a year.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Really a lot of great things happened in 2016.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
It was before the vid .

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
So next up we got 20 pluspoints from your fantasy kicker
or mom's cooking.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Mom's cooking.

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
I mean mom's cooking as well.
I'm still taking mom's cooking.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
I mean mom's cooking as well.
I'm still taking mom's cooking,but that's just 20 plus points
is insane.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
But yeah, oh, it's phenomenal, yeah but at the end
of the day, if your kickerdoesn't get 20 points, the mom's
cooking yeah now we're into thefinal four, where we have All
you can eat sushi Versus 2016.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
I think I'm still taking all you can eat sushi.
I'm 2016.

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
So it's all up to me here, the best sushi roll.
You ever had Super hungry, theonly reason I'm taking so it's
all up to me here the best sushiroll you ever had, super hungry
the only reason I'm taking allyou can eat sushi is because
2016, I can reminisce all I want.
All you can eat sushi.
I can get that whenever,wherever you know yeah it's a

(01:12:46):
big upset.
It is a big upset, but it is abig upset I freaking love sushi
pretty nice in the final four,the other side of the bracket.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Here we have day drinking versus.

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
You guessed it, mom's cooking day drinking I love my
mom's cooking, but Day drinkingI love my mom's cooking, but I
can be fine with some Taco Bellor grilling some burgers and hot
dogs when I'm day drinking withthe fellas.

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
So I'm going day drinking.
Yeah, it's really close for me.
Um, in my mind I'm justthinking like uh, I don't know
if the bracket is meant to belike.
If I take mom's cooking, I cannever day drink, yeah but if it
is like that I'm taking mom'scooking, but that's just because

(01:13:41):
I I I think that like I can daydrink another day.
Yeah, that's the way I'm takingit.
I'm not taking it as like I cannever day drink again, type of
like.
But I'm taking mom's cooking,but I mean it's day drinking is
fantastic, yeah, so now I guessthen that brings us to all you

(01:14:04):
can eat sushi versus daydrinking All you can eat sushi
versus day drinking All you caneat sushi.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
Final toss up All you can eat sushi.
It's the final countdown.

Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
I'm going day drinking.
It's all up to you, Easton.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
Man, I got to take day drinking.
Day drinking, I think, has gotto be the champ.
All-you-can-eat sushi is legit,but I mean if it came down to
it, yeah.
One day drinking is theultimate.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
So that was our winner.
Huh yeah, day drinking.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
Day drinking was the winner.
It's a fun activity and you youa lot of stuff out of it and
for any listeners out there.

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
If you think one of the options got snubbed, let us
know email us.
Yeah, email us, let us know inthe comments or if you want us
to do a different type ofbracket different type of
bracket you're.

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
It's all up to you, man or woman, I guess I just
said woman Whatever floats yourboat.
But anyway, I think that's allwe got for today's episode.
Again, thanks for listening,and to stay updated on our
specials or any new episodereleases, follow our Instagram

(01:15:24):
at rollingdeeppod with one P,and you can also send us an
email at rollingdeeppod that'swith one P as well at gmailcom.
Once again, thanks forlistening and remember with
enough drinks, you too can rolldeep.

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
Rolling deep.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
Deeply rolling.
This goes on and on.
It's nine to five.
Ain't working why the hell do Iwork so hard?
I can't worry about my problems.
I can't take them when I'm gone.
One here comes, the two to thethree, to the four.
Tell them bring another round.

(01:16:21):
We need plenty more Twostepping on the table.
She don't need a dance floor.
Oh my good Lord, someone callme up a double shot of whiskey.
We need plenty moreTwo-stepping on the table.
She don't need a dance floor.
Oh my Good Lord, someone callme up a double shot of whiskey.
They know me and Jay, theydon't spell the history.
There's a party downtown, nearFish Street, everybody at the
bar getting tipsy.