April 1, 2025 • 55 mins
The Rolling Deep podcast ventures into new territory as hosts Easton and Alex welcome their first-ever guest, Cristoval Becerra—former kicker for the 2018 Rainier Columbians, Mexican food enthusiast, and self-proclaimed gambling legend. The chemistry is instant as they kick off with their signature "Hot Rolls" drinking game, setting the stage for an increasingly uninhibited conversation.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I started drinking at 6 am and we're here now.
I don't know what time it is,but I'm rolling deep.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Welcome back to another episode of Rolling Deep.
I'm Easton and I'm Alex.
Welcome back to another episodeof Rolling Deep.
I'm Easton and I'm Alex.
Chuck's unfortunately not herewith us today, but the good news
is we replaced him for the daywith our very first special
guest, Woo Yep.
Today we welcome our firstguest to the Rolling Deep
podcast.
He was the starting kicker forthe 2018 Rainier Columbians.
(00:41):
He's a Mexican food enthusiastand a gambling legend.
One of our best friends,Cristobal.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Becerra, how's it going everyone?
Thanks, chris.
Many people know me by tall,dark and handsome.
I don't know Word around town,yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Well, now that Chris is on, we can start with our
official Hot Rolls with ourfirst guest.
As all of you know, hot Rollsis a game we like to play.
Chris, it starts a littlesomething like this we're going
to play a little game called HotRolls.
You're going to roll the dice,and whatever number you land on
is how many beers you have tofinish during the episode, or
(01:22):
drinks of your choice.
It's up to you, but you canalways drink more than your
number.
You just can't ever drink anyless.
So, without further ado, we'llstart with the first roll.
Chris, you're up first allrighty the first guess.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You got a five, just one shy well, the unfortunate
part about that is I will bedrinking tequila because beer
does not settle right with mystomach.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
So well, you'll be rolling deep for sure welcome,
fun episode hell yeah, all right, next up, next up, three Gosh.
I feel like I've rolled a threeevery single episode.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
You're really hitting low numbers, oh yeah, we should
check those dice.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, weighted dice, but only for me.
Might be the table or something.
Anyway, alex, you're up next.
Two, two deuce, wow.
So you know we're beingrespectful hosts here letting,
letting the guests take the heat, that's not great chris, I'm
(02:41):
excited to have you on todayyeah, I'm excited, dude.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I flew down, uh, from sacramento just for this I
opened, you had premium uberdelivery no, actually, if you
guys, uh eason, ever suggest topick you up from the airport,
don't do it.
He picked me up at 8 30 anddidn't get to rain here until
about one or one o'clock.
What time is it?
One o'clock, yeah?
Yeah, one 30 yeah, we had acouple pit stops.
(03:04):
Yeah, raising, yeah, that's thething I didn't want to pit stop
.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, we hit up Raising Cane's a little Home
Depot action.
Stopped by the casino a littlebit and then made our way back.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Very fun.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, my luck was pretty swell at the casino today
.
I'm not sure about the othertwo.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I haven't really got the report, but I uh started
with 250, got down to 100, thenwanted up to 210.
So not too bad, only lost 40bucks.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I'm down eight grand no, I'm joking uh I didn't, I
didn't come up, I am down.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I think 90, 80 it's pretty rough 80 or 90 yeah not
not too worse, I guess exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
That's always how I think about it, so yeah, I'm the
opposite.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I uh, I came back up a piece of shit 560 bucks good
for you yeah he was down to hisI was sitting right next to me,
he was down to his last 30 outof whatever he pulled out and
then put it on one number andhit that number in relay and
then just was going from thatand then the two slot machines I
(04:16):
went to him with.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
He got well, actually like three hit different
bonuses, pretty big bonuses,yeah, like right off the bat.
Yeah, that's just east and luck.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
It wasn't going good there at the start but towards
the end it had different bonuses, pretty big bonuses, yeah, like
right off the bat.
Yeah, best Easton luck.
It wasn't going good there atthe start, but towards the end
it picked back up in a nice wayfor me.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I feel like when I gamble, I always get real scared
when I'm down like $200.
And that's when I what is that?
Number two?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
No, that's number one .
That's number one, that's thefirst open.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Does this count's number one?
That's number one, that's thefirst open.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Does this count as number one For you?
I say we can make it count fornumber one.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah, you just made it Black out.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
But no, I feel like you're real consistent at I'm
going to win my money back.
Yeah, and always do Never giveup.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, for the most part.
But yeah, I've had a lot moreluck up here.
I yeah, I've had a lot moreluck up here.
I don't think I've ever wonvery big outside of the state of
Oregon or Washington.
I don't know why.
I just don't really have theluck.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Every time I gamble on.
Cali, it's just downhill.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Quick too.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
It's never like oh, you get to play a little bit.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
No, it's just At least up here.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I feel like you can make your money last and set you
at a fun time.
Yeah, up here I feel like youcan make your money last and,
like, set you at a fun time.
Yeah, I, uh, I got a couplerules when I go to the casino.
I'd never go back to the sametable or same machine twice.
I try to hold myself to it.
Sometimes I break, but I alsotry not to drink when I gamble.
Um, I just try to gamble, keepa clear mind and and uh, play,
(05:47):
but sometimes it breaks and thenI get reminded real quickly why
I don't do a couple of thosethings you know.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
For a dude that loves drinking, it surprised me how
set you are and not drinkingwhile gambling, cause that's my
favorite thing to do.
I look in shit face thing Like,oh, money isn't real.
Yeah, see, that's the part thatI try to avoid.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I had a couple, two, three experiences where I was up
but I was impaired enough tonot think about, Not care as
much yeah, to not care abouttaking it home with me, and so
then that was kind of the dealis that I ended up losing it and
then I came to the conclusionthat it was because I was
intoxicated and like didn't havea clear mind and that's why I
(06:35):
don't.
Now is like I have a lot, say Iwin, you know, 700 bucks or
whatever, and I'm not drinkingbucks or whatever and I'm not
drinking.
I usually have, you know, asolid enough mind to like put
away a chunk of it and then onlyuse like a hundred bucks after
that, instead of, you know,going down the rabbit hole of
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peeling it all back in, you know, cause it's kind of a different
mindset.
Like you go in, I have somemoney, you know, and then play
and then get up to like 700bucks.
Well then you just got to kindof keep telling yourself that
like you don't have 700 bucks,like you got 100 bucks now, and
as soon as you lose it, you'redone.
(07:17):
But it's like I could dip intothat, but I'm not going to.
It's a lot easier to say, whenyou know you drinking, it's like
I'm not going to dip into thatsavings.
So I have $100, so then you goto a slot machine or something,
get down $10.
It's like I need to cash thisout, because this is the only
$100 I have to play with for therest of the night.
Dude, I don't know, that's justhow it works for me.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
This is going to make me feel real bad, but there's
something about gambling thatjust makes my get me half a
chubby.
You know what I mean.
Just oof you walk in, there'sthat fucking 70 year old lady
smoking a cigarette right inyour mouth and you're just like
I'm fucking home that's all thelights, that's all the noises
you hear, and it's on purposedude, it's like an amusement
park.
It fucking works, I tell youthat dude that?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
makes me so happy get your balls tingling, dude, I
tell you.
Yeah, I think that's likefactual evidence.
Though, if you like gambling, II swear, if you just like take
a moment to stop and breathe,you can feel your balls tingling
am I having a stroke?
Or am I just having a lot offun here because my balls are
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tingling?
Man, I wonder what the deal iswith like women, like what do
they feel tingling when they're?
getting excited, you know, jesus, when they see me, I mean have
you ever sat at a blackjacktable or like roulette table or
a slot machine and just like wonso much you'd like?
(08:48):
Actually got a hard on?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
No, I don't think I've ever got a hard on at the
casino.
I mean, I've been up $1,100 andlost it all in like two minutes
because I was hammered.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Reaching for the big one.
Yeah, yeah, see, that's alwaysfun too.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
That was like three years ago and it still makes me
like damn.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah, when you hit the big one, it's pretty nice
though.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I've yet to hit the big one.
I mean, usually when I go, Iwin $100, $200, and I walk away
but nothing heavier than that.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I think the biggest one I've like had just like
based off a slot machine, likeoff like one bonus or whatever,
was like four, five hundred andI remember feeling like I was
having an asthma attack becauseof how excited I was.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I don't think I've ever even won 500 bucks I put
500 bucks on black one time incali when I was.
Another time occasion when Iwas hammered, we were partying
in Chico and then we went backto Reading and I was like dude,
money is nothing, threw it onblack, and I'm not even joking,
dude.
When it hit red, my stomachdropped.
(09:58):
I was like wow, oh yeah, stupid.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
There's like I mean losing out like blackjack or
like slots, I feel like is onetype of feeling.
It's like ah, shit, all right,whatever, but when you lose on
roulette, no matter how much youput, it always feels shitty.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, that's something about hearing red,
yeah yeah, the only time I'veever cashed in while drinking
was, uh, actually probably thebiggest night I've ever had at a
casino.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
See, you have to keep drinking now.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
No, so yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
You can't win big by drinking and then be like, oh,
I'm going to stop drinking.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Well, no, the deal was then.
I was still following my rule,but I rode.
I call bullshit no but I rodeup there and was intoxicated
After this podcast On my way upthere, so I was intoxicated when
I walked into the casino.
Didn't drink Exactly In thecasino, but I was still
intoxicated.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Exactly so we got to get hammered.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
But it was at a roulette table.
The same type of thing as todayhappened.
I bought in with some money.
One got up to like 800 bucksjust playing roulette, got a
couple lucky wins on a coupledifferent numbers.
I always play nickels justbecause I can't keep like when I
get paid out in dollars I can'tactually like it's just such a
(11:21):
large amount of chips.
They're all like a dollar apiece.
It's hard for me to like keepcount like how much money I
actually have.
When it's nickels or fives.
I guess I can keep track of ita lot easier.
Like 25, like it's just wayeasier to count for me.
So I always play with nickels.
You know made a couple of goodhits on, you know, $10 on a
(11:44):
number, or $15 on a number thatyou know would have paid me out
$350, the $15 on numbers youknow, five, 25.
So I I mean I I was up prettyquick to like 800 bucks.
But then I, then I went for thebig one.
I was starting to toss somechips out.
(12:06):
I was like, okay, I'm going toset this $500 aside, I'm going
to play with this $300 and seeif we can freaking rock it out
of the park.
And even then, like I said, Iwas a little bit intoxicated
when I came into the casino so Ididn't even realize exactly how
much I won.
But I had $ hundred dollars on,uh, black 22.
(12:27):
I think I hit every bet therewas on black 22 on that hit.
So I had a hundred dollars onblack 22.
That automatically pays out$3,500.
I had.
I had $10 on the split betweenthe 22 and 19 split.
(12:47):
So that paid out.
What is that?
The splits, uh?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
depending on the numbers you split 12 to 12 to
one.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
So that's another 120 bucks.
On the split, I had the street.
That's 11 to one.
So then you know, I had thestreet.
That's 11 to one.
So then you know, I had thestreet, I had the double street,
I had the split, I had thecorner, I had a hundred dollars
on 22 and $25 on black, $25 onthe second 12.
(13:17):
Damn, anyway, I didn't reallyrealize how much I had won until
all of a sudden they werepaying me out Until they paid
you out.
Yeah, they were paying me out.
And usually, you know, roulettehas like their specific chips
that you can't take from thetable.
They're just roulette chips,you know.
(13:38):
And they started paying me outin like the real casino chips.
They paid me out.
Yeah, they paying me out.
And like the real casino chips,they paid me out.
Yeah, they paid me out.
And, like I said, I stilldidn't realize how much I had
won until I saw them literallypull over a stack of 500 chips,
like I just saw the purple comeout and then I saw it was, and I
(13:59):
was like holy shit, like whatyou know yeah, you got a purple
today.
Yeah, I've never gotten a purplebut like yeah, they literally
were sliding, sliding, it waslike a stack of I think in total
the payout was like 6300 bucksand just slid it over and I was
like that's wow and then eventhen though, I mean I still had
(14:23):
500 that I wasn't even gonnaplay with at that point.
So I literally took the 6300,jammed it all in my pocket and
then played out the rest of the500 and kind of up and down
whatever.
But I mean it's also super funto play with like a chunk of
money, say, you know 500 bucksor whatever.
When you have 6300 sitting inyour pocket, you're like oh okay
(14:48):
.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Well, you know what it gets me, though.
This is like when you're justlike oh what if I just go down
to the casino, throw tenthousand dollars on black and
then in two seconds I can make$10,000.
I mean, that thought goesthrough my head more often than
it should.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I'm just like, oh would be nice.
You know, yeah, but that's justthe name of the game.
I guess, it's always enticing.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
but then you realize, like gosh, if lose, if I lose
ten thousand dollars, I'll alsoprobably just off myself tell
you what boys feeling a lotbetter after uh getting laced
with the last dab hot sauce on abagel for the listeners.
Uh, before we started recording, we needed some more food in
our system and uh, chris andeaston made bagels upstairs and
(15:48):
they brought me down a piece andI ate it, not knowing there was
well, hot sauce to my defense,easton tricked me to do it and I
was dying, and then I was likeall right, well, the two of us
have done it.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Now we got to get the third one.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I mean, surprisingly, it has decent flavor actually,
but it's just hot as hell To thelisteners.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
If anyone has ever seen the show Hot Ones, it was
the final hot sauce, the lastdab.
That shit will clear yournostrils like no other.
I tell you that.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Oh, I feel good A little bit of a burn.
It kind of hit me like a.
That shit will clear yournostrils like no other.
I tell you that, oh, I feelgood A little bit of a burn.
It kind of hit me like a truck,a little bit of a lingering.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Yeah, Dude, I've often wanted to know, like how
people's taste buds work.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
What do you mean?
When it comes to that Liketolerance.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah, Like the spice, Like the type of people who can
eat hot sauce like no other andnot yeah, like, do you think
you're born with it?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
I mean I think so Because a lot of guests on Hot
Ones they ask the host, seanEvans, about it all the time and
he says he wasn't like bornwith it.
He said he had to like become ahot sauce guy.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
So he had to like become a hot sauce guy.
So I mean he's doing thatweekly or day, I don't know if
he's like.
Mexicans have a.
Really they're known to have ahigher tolerance.
Do you think it's just becausethey've ate it since birth, or
do you think that they were bornwith just a higher tolerance?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
that's the thing with my parents, dude.
I vividly remember eating foodwith them and then them like
mexicans always have like apepper and they'll just take a
bite.
And then them like mixingsalways have like a pepper and
they'll just take a bite andthen dying like, oh, that's so,
uh, I'm like okay and then whyare you fucking taking?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
a bite of the pepper, like it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
They're like, oh, it's just so good.
I'm like, no, it's not, and mydad's the dickhead to be like,
oh yeah, take a bite.
I'm like, no, I'm not gonnatake a bite it's just hot as
shit dude, and it just I lovehot stuff, I'm gonna be wrong.
But when it gets to the pointwhere overpower yeah, no for
sure, well, this is not greatanymore.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
A little bit of flavor, you want that little bit
of a kick.
Yeah, that's why I've neverbeen like I see, uh, some people
put like hot sauce on, like hotcheetos, like put some
valentino on hot cheetos neverunderstood.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
No, no, I couldn't.
That's some some Mexican stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I like hot stuff in general but I don't think that
I'm that big of a connoisseur.
But my dad kind of does thatwith, I guess, hot stuff, but
more like horseradish kind of.
He eats horseradish on anything.
He gets a burger, a nice steak,literally it always looks like
(18:24):
it's the hardest eat of his life.
But he just lathers it inhorseradish right, takes the
first bite, coughs for fiveminutes, goes damn that's really
good.
And then proceeds to eatanother bite cough for five
minutes and just be like god,that's some good stuff.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I kind of did the same as a kid, like when I first
started eating hot cheetos as akid, like I would open the bag
and then like, have like a sodaand I would just eat like
handfuls of hot cheetos and mymouth would start burning and I
would check like a sprite or acoke and then my stomach would
just hurt so bad I'd be laying abig one and then finally, uh,
after a little bit of time Iwould feel a lot better.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I'm gonna just keep keep rinsing and repeating hey,
this is my second and thirddrink, because I put two shots
of tequila in this okay, that'swhy, yeah, they're rolling deep.
I ain't chuck over here andalex trying to cheat this system
, you know.
No, I'm on.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I'm on number two here I'm keeping it honest, it's
not a crazy dick you tried topull a, I'd pull the wool over
her eyes, even me as a listener.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I got pissed and I texted you and I was like it's
not the rules, though you haveto drink, I mean I had four
tequila drinks two doubles andtwo singles at the casino, and
I'm gonna drink five here.
So well yeah, and I haven'tbeen drinking a lot lately, so
this is gonna I mean, we aregiving you a little bit of
leeway though what do you meanby that?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I mean you're trying to call a double a single drink,
or are you trying to call itdouble two drinks?
Double two drinks yeah there'stwo shots to kill every shot
yeah, but it's still just onesingular no.
No, that no, oh yeah you don'tlike that.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah, yeah, nice, try dick yeah when I ever agree to
this fucking podcast.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Chris is going to tweet out and be like I see
where Chuck and Alex were comingfrom.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Also, these guys did not fly me out, by the way.
Just keep that in mind.
They're not that great of ahost.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Well, somebody flew them out.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I was on the Joe Rogan podcast last week and they
flew me out.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Joe Rogan doesn't fly anybody out?
Yes, he does.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Only his special special guest yeah, like dana
white, and that's it.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Yeah and me yeah, so, uh, yeah, jamie, pull that up
please I was gonna hire somedude, just jamie, so I could say
that every day pull that up.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
I I've been the jamie as of lately, but we don't have
the laptop out today.
I do like me some, joe, thoughthat's all I listen to.
He's always like hey, you guysseen this video of the bear that
attacked his poor family inWyoming.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, he ripped his guts out.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
The kid was watching the whole time.
You ever hear of these newenergy drinks?
They literally make you fly.
You're like like what?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
pull it up?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
oh, it's false, oh, okay hey, chris isn't isn't um
the world cup gonna be inamerica yeah, and I'm actually
hype.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I don't watch soccer like here.
Yeah, oh, I don't know, I can'tremember what year it was.
I don't watch a lot of soccer,but during the world cup is when
I watch soccer.
I think it's like 2026.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
I don't watch a lot of soccer, but during the World
Cup is when I watch soccer Ithink it's like 2026.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
I have no idea, do you?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
know where in America .
I think it's going to be likeUnited States, mexico and Canada
.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
But it's like everywhere.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah, oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah, they're going to have a.
What's it called now?
Not CenturyLink, no more, butthe Seahawks Stadium.
Lumen Field, oh yeah yeah,they'll have a handful of games
at Lumen Field, a handful ofthem.
They've already named all thestadiums, but I think they'll
have one at what's the RamsStadium.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
The Rams.
It's the Rams Stadium.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Oh gosh.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I have no idea.
Gosh, it's brand new.
I don't know stadiums gosh, Ihave no idea.
Gosh, it's brand new.
I don't know stadiums like that.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I don't know why you guys do yeah.
No, they're having SummitMetLife in New York.
I know that That'd be, sick,some in Seattle, some down at
the Ram Stadium, which I'mblanking on right now.
Let's look at it.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I think it'd be cool.
It gets intense.
That's the only reason why it'slike the Super Bowl.
I don't know how long thisWorld Cup is.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, it is in 2026.
It is, that's sick.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I'm excited That'll definitely be cool.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
You already know it might drop a little bit of
change on it.
Shout out Jeff Kings.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah, so they'll have it at Toronto Stadium, los
Angeles Stadium, boston, bc,vancouver, new York, new Jersey,
which is MetLife, I guess, sanFrancisco Bay.
So that would be what?
Levi's Stadium, yeah, and thenPhiladelphia, houston, dallas,
(23:32):
seattle, kansas City, atlanta,but they're having some in
Mexico City, I think the onlyones in Canada are just.
Vancouver, but they have somein Guadalajara that's where my
mom's from and Mexico City.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
They're going to have one of the NCAA games in.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
San Fran no.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah, no College basketball.
Sorry, I should have clarifiedMarch Madness.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Oh, they're going to have some next.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Saturday in San Fran.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
And.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
I think I'm going to try to buy some tickets for that
.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
You know why not?
It'd be fun.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
That would be pretty sick.
Yeah, are you rocking a bracketor what?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Me yeah, oh yeah, and I'm kicking your ass in it
actually Don't even act like youdon't know.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yes, I am.
I don't think you are now.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, interesting, because I am.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Alex, are you rocking one?
I am not.
Oh yeah, you're not intocollege basketball.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
He was trying to make a late bracket.
Is that a thing?
Can you make a late bracket?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
I think you can.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Can you look up how many perfect brackets there is
left?
Last time I checked, it was 131.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah, I think there was 18.
Did you check this morning?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
No, that was a while ago.
I think I got a notificationthat there was 18.
Oh my god, there's a crap tonof brackets too.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
God that was strong Need a second.
No, I'll be right.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Who do you got winning?
Chris Duke, Big Cooper flag guy.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Cooper flag.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah, disagree.
Or are you going to callyourself?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I'm saying it on air right now Duke's going to win it
and Cooper flag's going tobreak his ankle in the third or
in the second half.
I guess you should say Do youknow Cooper flag?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
I'm the next Chuck.
I don't know nothing aboutsports.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
He plays for Duke.
Oh fuck, God damn it.
I sound like an idiot.
Even I knew that one.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Fuck you, you walked me right into that.
That's funny, because everytime I hear Chuck, I'm like God,
Chuck's just a fucking idiot.
I'm like damn it.
I know sports.
I just don't know how you guyskeep track of the players.
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Just videos Like Cooper.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Flag sports.
I just don't know the play.
I don't know how you guys keeptrack of the players.
It's crazy.
Uh, just videos like cooperflag.
There was a video what he's afreshman this year?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
right, I'm not entirely sure.
I'm pretty sure he's a freshmandamn I just know he's supposed
to be the next big like prospectyeah, because like last year,
whenever it was I don't know ifhe's a freshman right now, but
whenever it was he like finishedup his high school career and
then there's like a bunch ofvideos going around of him.
He was one like part of thepractice squad for the olympic
(26:13):
team, like he would practiceagainst the olympic team, get
him prepared for the olympics.
Also there was just a bunch ofvideos of him running like uh,
like scrimmages, like he'd goplay pick up basketball with.
Like a bunch of videos of himrunning like scrimmages, like
he'd go play pickup basketballwith like a bunch of NBA players
, and he was actually like howoften does a freshman start in
college?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Is that more common than you think?
Depends or kind of varies.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah, depends, but like at Duke or Kentucky, like
yeah, they usually play.
I mean, I don't know, it variesbecause I'm sure there's a
bunch of freshmen that don'teven play for Duke right now.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
That's three drinks down, by the way.
Yeah, keep up.
I'm going hard, dude.
You're going to have to drag meout of this podcast.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Wow.
But yeah, cooper Flaggsupposedly tearing it up I
picked houston, which houston'sgonna have to beat duke to make
it to the championship game.
So I mean, would potentiallyhave to be, if duke can win out,
houston can win out, they wouldhave to play each other to
figure out who goes to thechampionship.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
So that's going to be interesting between me and you.
A lot of shit talking is goingto happen.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yeah, a lot of interesting stuff.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
You guys should do a wager 150 grand Jesus Christ.
Wow, I was thinking like a slabbed or something.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I was thinking like 10 bucks $300,000.
Cash Cash.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Let me just pull that out real quick.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Cash right now Talk to your accounting people, chris
I don't need to dude.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I think I got $250,000 in my pocket right here
$250,000?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yeah, right now.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Why do you think I'm sitting so uneven?
Gee buzz.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
But anyway, with the weather heating up, you might be
trying to find a good wateringhole to have yourself a cold
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Look no further than the AlstonPub and Grub.
With their great prices andeven better service, you are
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So Tow Mater or LightningMcQueen.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Oh, man, tow Mater, that's a hard one.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
What are we talking?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I want to say like what?
Yeah, gotta give us morecontext.
Who's better, who's who arecooler?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
who would I rather hang out?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
with who I'd rather have a three-way with or what
just yeah pick it.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
I think I would rather hang out with mater.
I feel like you.
We could go, uh, tractortipping way cooler adventures.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I feel like, oh yeah, he's just a vibe.
That's Easton's first beer.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
You guys already know it's not my first beer.
I've cracked every single oneof them in the mic.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
He edits those in.
He doesn't actually drink thatmuch.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
He's actually a vegan .
Speaker 2 (29:18):
We take pictures for proof.
I think you can still drinkbeer if you're a vegan.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
It only has yeast.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
That's not a plant hey, have you guys watched any
of the venom movies?
Yeah, I watched the first two,all of them.
I just watched the newest oneon the plane and it was bow,
really yeah spider-man make anappearance.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Well, I didn't want you, I didn't finish it.
Oh, never mind then becausethat was my whole thing with the
first two.
Like we're a spider-man, atleast like a little cameo,
nothing it's, he's just.
They just made venom like moreof a joke you know what I mean,
but then I'm supposed to be like, well, I think the venom movie
should have been rated r yeah,isn't venom black spider-man
(30:07):
kind of?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:08):
yeah, kind of, but not he venoms like an alien goo
thing that appears in thespider-man world and he takes
over spider-man and he's like uh, he's like a parasite.
So he makes spider-Man moreevil, kind of.
He also makes you do a cooldance.
Oh yeah, spider-man 3, tomMcGuire I don't think he's ever
(30:28):
seen any of those.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
No, I've only watched one Spider-Man Spider-Man 2
with, I think, tobey Maguire,doc Ock, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
That's a good one.
I'm not a big movie watcher.
I feel like I'm not a big moviewatcher.
I feel like I'm not a big movie, tv or anything watcher.
I just can't.
I don't have the attention spanfor it, but I do watch, I have
watched.
I didn't watch any of the newSpider-Bans with what's his name
?
Tom Holland?
Yeah, I didn't watch any ofthose.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
They're pretty solid, but with Tobey Maguire and
Andrew Garfield, we actuallytalked about Andrew Garfield on
the last episode.
Shout out, andrew.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Garfield, toby McQuarrie got bit by a spider,
but see me, it was a goat.
Anyways, a little M&M for you.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Those movies are kickass, though, no they're cool
.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Shout out M.
I wish I had the attention spanand the patience to just sit
down and watch every Marvelmovie from the start of the
series to finish.
I think that'd be cool.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Yeah, you know, on Disney+ you can go on a certain
section and they have it inchronological order, so it all
makes sense when you watch it.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Yeah, Disney+ isn't real.
We all know that.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Oh, it's not real, no , oh.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
I don't know what I've been watching.
I watch all my Disney movies onDisney Minus.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
That's got to be a pirated site somewhere in the
world right.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Oh, speaking of pirating stuff, so I'm in the
line trade right, trying to getin the line trade I've been
looking at, I've been doing mytaxes through like TurboTax and
H&R Block and that, and I feellike I've been knowing every
time I do it with them.
So I talked to my buddies I waslike, hey, like the locals, hey
, do you know anybody that doestaxes?
(32:19):
You know I'm trying to get youknow, blah, blah, blah, blah.
This guy's like, oh yeah, hitthis guy up this and that, cool,
whatever I hit him up Took mesix days to get back to me.
Cool, gave him my socialsecurity number, gave him my
taxes.
Haven't heard from him since.
No, being serious, I'm beingserious, dead ass, dead serious
(32:40):
Deadass.
I can show you the text.
I texted him two days ago.
I was like, hey, I just want toknow how the tags are going.
No response.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I'm like wait.
So were you not the person thatemailed us?
No, that was me.
Oh, okay, I was at my localwatering hole just last night,
actually for a little bit oflawn dancing and a little 80s
90s 90s, 90s party action yeah,shout out to.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Alston Pub for shouting us out.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
The one thing I hate about listening to this podcast
is you guys shout them out andI'm just like wow, I would love
some food from that place.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yeah, I'm telling you it's really good If you haven't
made it up to Rainier Oregon,the Alston.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Pub and Grub.
They got a newer chicken wrapthere.
Oh, it's to die for Dude forreal.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I've been to these fancy-ass $400 restaurants.
You know, whatever you buy,it's going to be freaking a bag.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
And then I'm like man , some $15 fucking meal at the
pub would be delicious you couldspend $20 and not eat for two
days at the pub would bedelicious you could spend 20 and
not eat for two days that's theone thing about that dude.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
You can spend like oh , I'm gonna put my car on the
tab.
You know, open tab.
You know you drank for fuckingfour hours.
Oh, your total was 36 and 28cents.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Oh, jesus christ, oh yeah yeah the pub is fantastic
and, yeah, it was a pretty coolexperience.
We gotta we gotta take apicture with the dude who I
didn't know and I don't know ifhe used to know him, but he was
super cool and it turns out hewas a big fan of Rolling Deep,
so it was a really coolexperience.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yeah, it was pretty crazy.
Last night I got that chickenwrap with some fries, an order
of mozzarella sticks and drankfor about three hours-ish.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Yeah, we were there for a good amount of time.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Also just want to let everyone who's listening know I
am fucking rolling deep rightnow.
That's the rolling deepexperience.
Jesus Christ.
I'm a couple sips done, or acouple sips before I'm done, but
Jesus Christ, you guys killedme.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
That was the end of the challenge for me, but I
craft opened another one.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Did you roll I?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
rolled a four.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
You rolled a three.
Yeah, oh wait.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Yeah, because he opened one before we started.
Whoa, whoa whoa Alex, Don't getaggressive, okay but for the
listeners, I'm staring at chris,hey you sure, just want to let
everyone know.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Alex is like very aggressive and very like he'll
throw something at you yeah, allright.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Well, yeah, um, a new new shirt belly button lint.
New pants getting some lint inthe belly button.
New underwear lint in the bellybutton.
How New underwear lint in thebelly button.
A hat, sweatshirt, like any newpiece of clothing I get that
hasn't went through the washerand dryer like at least 20 times
, is throwing some lint and thenfinding it in my belly button
(35:33):
somehow.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
That's insane.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Honestly, it's insane .
Speaker 3 (35:37):
I think we need to get you checked out by like a
doctor or maybe a scientist.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Maybe you can sew that motherfucker clothes guys.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Yeah, maybe we do have to sew it.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Yeah, I don't know.
So you're a big baseball guy,aren't you?
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Starting.
Yeah, I went to a lot of Giantsgames this year.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Yeah, go ahead, you're a Giants fan.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Lay me with it, go ahead.
No, a Giants fan, lay me withit, go ahead.
No, I'm just asking.
Yeah, I'm a Giants fan.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Are you excited for opening day?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I'm very excited.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Are you going to opening day?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
I don't know if they're playing at home or not.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Okay, this is my thing.
I'm trying to go to Chicago tothe White Sox.
Yeah, to go, you know.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Why do you want to go to a White Sox game?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Because I want to go when they're.
So I want to visit everystadium, you know.
Yeah, I think it'd be cool if Iwant to go to the stadium
Chicago and go while they'replaying the Giants.
My significant other wants togo the week after and I'm like
what's the point?
Speaker 2 (36:43):
To Chicago.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Yeah, I mean she's like, oh, there's other things
to do in Chicago.
I'm like, yeah, but going whilethe giants are playing.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Doesn't she like the giants?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
too.
Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Yeah, that's a little interesting but you're still
going to go to a game.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
I'll probably end up with it.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
I thought you were talking about the week after and
you just weren't going to go toa game.
I didn't go off topic there,Sorry.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Oh no, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
But yes, I was looking at opening day tickets
but I don't know if we boughtthem or not, I'm not sure.
But I do plan on going to a lotof the A's games because the
A's I don't know if thelisteners know, but their
stadium closed.
They're going to be playing inSacramento, which is 20 minutes
(37:26):
from my place that I live.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
You ever go to King's games, little NBA.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Dude, I haven't.
Nba is cool and all, but it'spretty boring to go watch If
you're not into it.
So I'm not huge into it.
I get into it if it's a goodgame, but like oh you go, oh
it's a blowout.
They won by 20 the whole time,that's fair.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
See, my favorite player got traded to Golden
State.
Who's that?
Jimmy Beller.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
I love Jimmy Beller because I mean, I'm a heap yeah
he's my uncle oh really yeah,but anyway the giants yeah, it's
cool, dude, and then the cool Ithink they got the coolest
stadium in uh america I, I dotoo.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
I think it's cool.
And then the cool thing aboutthat is like if, like costco,
you go through costco, you canbuy two tickets for $100.
What yeah, really.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Actually, I take that back.
I think Fenway is probably thecoolest baseball stadium in
America.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
I heard the San Diego one is super cool.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Actually I take all of this back.
I haven't seen any of them, butFenway, I would assume, is cool
.
I assume Yankee Stadium ispretty cool.
I also assume that what's theone that they always talk about,
not Chicago.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
The Giants.
One is sick.
I think it's.
I want to say off the top of myhead, it's either the Cubs or
the.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Cubs is old.
Right, yeah, the Cubs is superold.
I think the Yankees one issuper old too.
Which one is the most famousone?
Well Fenway is probably theGreen Monster.
Fenway is the most popular.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
But the Cubs and gosh , who's the other one I'm
thinking of?
It's one of those East Coastteams.
Oh, cleveland, I thoughtCleveland was pretty like
well-known too.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
When I go to Chicago they say my buddy went.
He said there's three stadiumsthe White Sox, chicago and some
other one.
I don't remember which one itwas, it's the Chicago Cubs,
chicago Well just baseball.
Yeah, just baseball.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
It's the Chicago Cubs , the Chicago White Sox.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
There's another one.
He said they're all right nextto each other, so you can bang
all three out while you're there.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
I would think that he's probably talking about the
Detroit Tigers, but I don't knowhow close Detroit is to Chicago
.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
I thought it was pretty close, but but the cool
thing about being so close toSan Fran is I can buy tickets
whenever, and I can buy frontrow tickets for $100 a ticket.
You know what I mean.
It's really pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Yeah, no, the Cubs, the White Sox, and I was going
to say Soldier Field if you werejust talking about a stadium,
but that's the Bears stadium,the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
So this is a thing I don't know.
So is the NBA.
Nba are they playing right now?
I was going to think abouttrying to buy a Bulls game while
I'm there, but they won't giveme dates.
Because is that when theirplayoffs is around that area?
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Playoffs actually kind of start somewhat soon.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
I was going to try to buy Bulls tickets, but they
don't have anything because theysaid, oh, something about
playoffs.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
I'm not really sure about records and who's for sure
going to playoffs at the momentand who's not.
Yeah, I don't think the Bullshave done that hot lately, so I
can't really speak on it.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Okc, cleveland and Boston are the only guaranteed
lately.
So I've yeah, I think it's, Ican't really speak on it, okay,
see, okay see, cleveland andboston are the only guaranteed.
Oh, really, yeah, they've beenkilling it.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Yeah well, actually the cats have been on like I
don't know how, as of right nowor when anyone's listening to
this, but they were on like athree or four game losing streak
, weirdly enoughly enough.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
They were still way ahead of the Celtics, though I
think the conference locked Iknow OKC has the conference
locked- I'm trying to think whoin the West right now is doing
really good at the moment.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
I can't even think of anyone.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
I'm excited.
I've never been to the WestCoast.
That's going to be cool Goingdown there.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Yeah, the Warriors.
Well, I have the Warriors.
Warriors have been well sincethey got Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah, since they got Jimmy, they've cooked.
They were only at what 10-gamewin streak?
Speaker 3 (42:09):
Oh, dude, it's like I think right now it's like at
the time we're recording thisit's like 16 or 17 game.
I think they're like 16 or 17and like two damn since getting
jimmy butler.
Yeah, because they were thewarriors, were kind of in a
rough spot, got rid of clay andthen who did jimmy play?
Speaker 2 (42:30):
before uh the heat yeah that's crazy, I saw that
the other day that like becausethe the warriors went like 10
and 2 in their first 12 gamesafter their 12 games went like
10-2 in their first 12 gamesAfter their 12 games went like
10-24.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
And then after that was when they got Jimmy Butler,
and then now they've went onlike a.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Jimmy Butler is just a different breed.
The crazy thing is like playoffwith Jimmymy is like a real
thing.
So I mean I'm assuming they'regonna make it to playoffs and
I'm because jimmy like I I don'tknow how to describe it I mean
all the people that watch thenba just like, no, like jimmy
belling the playoffs is adifferent brain and it sucks.
(43:17):
He got hurt last year, likewhen they were in, when the heat
made it to the playoffs so wedidn't get to see it and the
heat didn't really make it far.
But the year before, like theymade it to the finals and no one
thought like that was gonnahappen.
Just because of all they, theybeat the celtics in the east.
It was awesome.
So I'm really excited.
(43:38):
I would love to see even thoughI'm a heat fan fan, I would
love to see Jimmy get a ringjust because he is my favorite
player and I think leaving.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Why is he your favorite player?
Speaker 3 (43:47):
I just A crush, a crush, maybe he's a crush on.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Emo Jimmy.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
Right on the podcast, everyone's hearing it now Emo
Jimmy, emo Jimmy yeah, I don'tknow if you know, but every year
for Media Day, jimmy Butlerwould do something really wild.
Like one year he had likeextensions, like dread
extensions, and like shaved hisface, and another year he like
(44:14):
was all emo.
Now he like wore a wig.
I saw the emo one.
Yeah, dude, so sick.
And for a while the NBA wasjust using his picture from 2k
because they knew he wastrolling so they didn't even
want to use like any of the realpictures it's awesome.
No, he's just a fun player towatch and he's very enthusiastic
and he's hilarious, like all myfavorite players I feel like
(44:35):
have when it comes to any sport,have like personality and like
I like seeing them outside ofthe sport.
They play, yeah, yeah, and soit's like really cool because I
know he's like a big music guy.
So if you follow him oninstagram, he's like always
posting different types of musicany, anything from like marvin
gay to like big x to plug dude,I'm a huge music guy like I, I
(44:57):
love music.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
How big, big, how hard.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Gay porn hard.
That's pretty damn hard.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Yeah, gay porn hard.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
One thing that I get frustrated with my significant
other she drives in the car withno music.
That's crazy, no matter howlong the distance is no matter
where she's going, she doesn'tput any music on.
Speaker 3 (45:26):
We're talking like no noise at all.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
No, no, no noise whatsoever.
And she's like oh, it's becausemy radio doesn't work.
I fixed her fucking radio, Okay, and I was just like yo we
gotta have something.
Listen to fucking music.
At least put the radio on, Iwould rather have like music I
hate on more than like completesilence.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
Yeah, for real so we're talking, not even like
podcasts, not what the hellthat's, she's like by the time I
put it on and I'm already bewhere I'm at like oh, you're not
, you just shuffle.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
I don't care if I'm going five seconds down the road
, I'm putting a song, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
Yeah, even if I'm just going to the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
What's your go-to travel song?
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Go-to travel.
I have different playlists soit kind of just depends Right
now, if you ask me, zach Bryan,zach Bryan, yeah, any Zach Bryan
album slash song, I'm all about.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
I'm a big Mexican OT and big X to plug guy.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
I'm not huge on Mexican OT, what I haven't
listened to him a whole lot.
I need to explore him.
But big X to plug he's dopeShout out.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Mexican OT is the shit Actually, because I've
watched Mexican OT and listenedto him.
My next big purchase, I think,think is going to be a grill.
Really yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Yeah, I like Merle, haggard.
Oh, shout out.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
Chuck.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
Any situation.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
Chuck's just like yep Merle Haggard.
Miss you, chuck.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Yeah, I actually do enjoy Merle Haggard, but Chuck
just like only wants to listento Merle Haggard.
Miss you Chuck.
Yeah, I actually do enjoy MerleHaggard, but Chuck just like
only wants to listen to MerleHaggard and that's great and all
.
But like sometimes it's justlike well, wouldn't it be kind
of cool to listen to likeanother genre country music, or
(47:20):
even not even genre just justlike another person from that
era, like anybody?
Speaker 3 (47:25):
I'm.
So for me, I'm big on likesituations.
So like I like I was justtelling chris I have different
playlists for differentsituations.
You know, like I have music forwhen we're camping and we're
around a bonfire.
I have music for when it's likekind of more of a house party
and so when we're all trying tolike hang out and talk and like
(47:46):
kind of be upbeat and like justvibe out, I don't want to put on
something slow or sad.
You know I want to.
I want to get kind of besomething funky.
You know I do like me someflatbush zombies when I'm just
kind of hanging.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
I was a big flatbush zombies.
For a long time I haven'tlistened to them.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
I'm getting back into them, so I was kind of the same
with you.
I was big on them, didn'tlisten to them for a minute.
Now I'm kind of back on a bigshrimp fire Because they
re-released one of their oldmixtapes, better Off Dead, on
Spotify and Apple Music Didn'tknow that.
Yeah, on, like spotify andapple music didn't know that.
(48:24):
Yeah, so it has like uh, palmtree, so, like you go on, apple
music has like palm trees and myfavorite song, regular and
complex uh, what else is on thatalbum 222 has some good bangers
on there easton's only dranktwo beers.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
By the way, she's letting the podcast now we're
taking a picture of her evidenceafter this you can edit all you
want, but I'm here sitting withmy own eyes.
Speaker 3 (48:43):
I'm not going to tell everyone.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
You're a fake, Alex.
We all knew he was a fuckingfake.
He tried to cheat it throughthe break.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
Just so you know, I've rolled a four and drank
five.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
You rolled a three.
I mean either way.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
I've drank more than that.
I'm being honest, I had oneopen before plus four more
drinking.
The fifth got one more left tomake it six slash seven if you
count the one before the episodeevery second I'm on this
podcast, I'm just rolling deeperand deeper.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Dude, this hit me hard.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Yeah, where, where are you going above because I'm
black out, black out.
You're not trying to exceedexpectations.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
No, fuck your expectations.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Wow.
So I guess for anybody that'slistening that could be a guest
one day.
Just come here and do the bareminimum.
Speaker 3 (49:34):
Hopefully you roll a one and then you can have some
fucking sunny D afterwards orsomething.
Yeah, Alex is actually onlydrinking tea.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
He doesn't have the twisted in it or something.
Yeah, alex is actually onlydrinking tea, he doesn't have to
twist it in it.
Oh yeah, piece of shit.
If anyone knows me, I'm afucking hot dog connoisseur.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
In.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Vegas I had six hot dogs, I think.
I think it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
Really On the place on Fremont.
I think you were just doing itfor clout.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
No, but chili hot dogs, chili dogs.
I never eat chili dogs oh yeah,we talked, they went down so
good and, oh my god, when Ipuked that shit up, it was the
worst thing I've ever felt in mylife, did we?
Uh, we?
Speaker 3 (50:14):
did we talk about the we?
We talked a little bit aboutvegas great trip.
Yes, it was there.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
When Alex fell down the stairs, the part they let
out he cried for 20 minutesafter that.
I did not.
No, I had to pick him upbecause he was crying.
Speaker 3 (50:31):
Did not happen.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
You better not cut that part out.
I swear to God, because if hecuts that part out you know he
was crying Well, they wouldnever hear it if we cut it.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
I'm going to instagram I'll email you guys.
Speaker 3 (50:45):
There there is a funny video of us going back to
our hotel room and I just was inso much pain.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Easton like not carried me but had to give me
support and was like I rememberone time, at one point and I
felt like a dick after this,Alex was limping.
He's like can I lean on you?
I said no, then walked away,Did you?
I was so hammered.
I'm watching the video, PoorAlex.
Speaker 3 (51:19):
Yeah, that was a rough night for me.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
That was a rough night for me, it was a rough
night if no one knows what alexlooks like, he's about 4 11 106
pounds.
Speaker 3 (51:31):
Just the most frail guy you ever meet yeah, well, it
sucks because a few, like a fewhours before that, I tried
jumping through a table at thesuper bowl party.
I remember that, yeah, I didn'tjumping through a table at the
Super.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
Bowl party.
I remember that.
Yeah, I didn't break throughthe table.
Speaker 3 (51:47):
Because he's 106 pounds and 4'11", both false,
but I'm not big enough to breakthrough a table If I lean on
that motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
Just a hair is going through.
Speaker 3 (51:57):
And a lot of vodka lemonade was drank during that
Super Bowl party.
Oof I got shit-faced.
Such a great time.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
Because we bought an entry fee, whatever the fuck it
was, I don't remember and theygive you a bracelet with so much
money on it and you just feelobligated to spend it.
You want to get your money'sworth yeah, but dude, I was
struggling to, Because you knowVegas, they give you a cup, yeah
, you know.
Hey, give me a buck cranberry,it's a fucking cup.
(52:26):
Oh, dude, it's, it's a huge cupof of alcohol.
And cranberry and yeah, like,oh, it's, it's a light, you know
, but it's, it's a lot ofalcohol.
Speaker 3 (52:33):
And I told my person who made me my drink.
I mean I don't know if theyactually did like hook me up,
but I told them because I I hadtitos.
I I asked for Tito's andlemonade.
They just had a bottle ofMinute Maid.
I said, yeah, just mix thatMinute Maid and Tito's.
And I said, put as much Tito'sas you want in it.
I didn't see how much he poured, so maybe I was just feeling
(52:54):
what do you call it?
Also?
Speaker 2 (52:55):
rolling deep.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
Well, I was rolling deep, but I was rolling pretty
deep.
And then my other homiecouldn't finish his drink.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
I would like to also mention that Alex went to the
nearest orphanage and made funof.
The kid said Ha-ha.
I have a dad and mom and youdon't.
I just wanted to let you know,guys, wow.
I saw it, no one else did Wow.
Speaker 3 (53:18):
So no one can deny it , but me, the orphanage on
Fremont else did wow so no onecan deny it.
But the orphanage on frame,yeah, yeah, that one right next
to circa, yeah, I, I fucked upmy uncle.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
My god, I'm so pissed , yeah you know what these
orphans deserve everything.
Speaker 2 (53:31):
I gotta take my anger out at something uh, but well
anyway, do you have anythingelse?
Speaker 1 (53:42):
listen to the podcast that's about it.
Speaker 3 (53:48):
I think we're all good well.
Speaker 1 (53:50):
Thank you, chris, for coming on of course, of course,
next time fly me out it was apleasure and for all you guys
listening out there.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
Thanks for listening and to stay updated on our
specials or new episode releases, follow our Instagram at
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You can also send us an emailat rollingdeeppod at gmailcom.
And once again, thanks forlistening.
And remember with enough drinks, you too can roll deep Atta boy
(54:34):
.
Roll deep Attaboy, All right.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
All night long.
Speaker 2 (54:39):
Gasoline and groceries.
The list goes on and on.
Speaker 3 (54:45):
It's nine to five.
I ain't workin'.
Why the hell do?
Speaker 2 (54:49):
I work so hard.
Speaker 3 (54:51):
I can't worry about my problems.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
I can't take them when I'm gone.
One, two three, four.
Tell them bring another round.
We need plenty more Dance floor.
Speaker 1 (55:07):
Oh, my Good Lord, whiskey Fifth Street.
Fifth Street, tipsy Pipsy,pipsy.
I started drinking at 6 am and we're here now.
I don't know what time it is,but I'm rolling deep.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Welcome back to another episode of Rolling Deep.
I'm Easton and I'm Alex.
Welcome back to another episodeof Rolling Deep.
I'm Easton and I'm Alex.
Chuck's unfortunately not herewith us today, but the good news
is we replaced him for the daywith our very first special
guest, Woo Yep.
Today we welcome our firstguest to the Rolling Deep
podcast.
He was the starting kicker forthe 2018 Rainier Columbians.
(00:41):
He's a Mexican food enthusiastand a gambling legend.
One of our best friends,Cristobal.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Becerra, how's it going everyone?
Thanks, chris.
Many people know me by tall,dark and handsome.
I don't know Word around town,yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Well, now that Chris is on, we can start with our
official Hot Rolls with ourfirst guest.
As all of you know, hot Rollsis a game we like to play.
Chris, it starts a littlesomething like this we're going
to play a little game called HotRolls.
You're going to roll the dice,and whatever number you land on
is how many beers you have tofinish during the episode, or
(01:22):
drinks of your choice.
It's up to you, but you canalways drink more than your
number.
You just can't ever drink anyless.
So, without further ado, we'llstart with the first roll.
Chris, you're up first allrighty the first guess.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You got a five, just one shy well, the unfortunate
part about that is I will bedrinking tequila because beer
does not settle right with mystomach.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
So well, you'll be rolling deep for sure welcome,
fun episode hell yeah, all right, next up, next up, three Gosh.
I feel like I've rolled a threeevery single episode.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
You're really hitting low numbers, oh yeah, we should
check those dice.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, weighted dice, but only for me.
Might be the table or something.
Anyway, alex, you're up next.
Two, two deuce, wow.
So you know we're beingrespectful hosts here letting,
letting the guests take the heat, that's not great chris, I'm
(02:41):
excited to have you on todayyeah, I'm excited, dude.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I flew down, uh, from sacramento just for this I
opened, you had premium uberdelivery no, actually, if you
guys, uh eason, ever suggest topick you up from the airport,
don't do it.
He picked me up at 8 30 anddidn't get to rain here until
about one or one o'clock.
What time is it?
One o'clock, yeah?
Yeah, one 30 yeah, we had acouple pit stops.
(03:04):
Yeah, raising, yeah, that's thething I didn't want to pit stop
.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, we hit up Raising Cane's a little Home
Depot action.
Stopped by the casino a littlebit and then made our way back.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Very fun.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, my luck was pretty swell at the casino today
.
I'm not sure about the othertwo.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I haven't really got the report, but I uh started
with 250, got down to 100, thenwanted up to 210.
So not too bad, only lost 40bucks.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I'm down eight grand no, I'm joking uh I didn't, I
didn't come up, I am down.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I think 90, 80 it's pretty rough 80 or 90 yeah not
not too worse, I guess exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
That's always how I think about it, so yeah, I'm the
opposite.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I uh, I came back up a piece of shit 560 bucks good
for you yeah he was down to hisI was sitting right next to me,
he was down to his last 30 outof whatever he pulled out and
then put it on one number andhit that number in relay and
then just was going from thatand then the two slot machines I
(04:16):
went to him with.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
He got well, actually like three hit different
bonuses, pretty big bonuses,yeah, like right off the bat.
Yeah, that's just east and luck.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
It wasn't going good there at the start but towards
the end it had different bonuses, pretty big bonuses, yeah, like
right off the bat.
Yeah, best Easton luck.
It wasn't going good there atthe start, but towards the end
it picked back up in a nice wayfor me.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I feel like when I gamble, I always get real scared
when I'm down like $200.
And that's when I what is that?
Number two?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
No, that's number one .
That's number one, that's thefirst open.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Does this count's number one?
That's number one, that's thefirst open.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Does this count as number one For you?
I say we can make it count fornumber one.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah, you just made it Black out.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
But no, I feel like you're real consistent at I'm
going to win my money back.
Yeah, and always do Never giveup.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, for the most part.
But yeah, I've had a lot moreluck up here.
I yeah, I've had a lot moreluck up here.
I don't think I've ever wonvery big outside of the state of
Oregon or Washington.
I don't know why.
I just don't really have theluck.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Every time I gamble on.
Cali, it's just downhill.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Quick too.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
It's never like oh, you get to play a little bit.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
No, it's just At least up here.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I feel like you can make your money last and set you
at a fun time.
Yeah, up here I feel like youcan make your money last and,
like, set you at a fun time.
Yeah, I, uh, I got a couplerules when I go to the casino.
I'd never go back to the sametable or same machine twice.
I try to hold myself to it.
Sometimes I break, but I alsotry not to drink when I gamble.
Um, I just try to gamble, keepa clear mind and and uh, play,
(05:47):
but sometimes it breaks and thenI get reminded real quickly why
I don't do a couple of thosethings you know.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
For a dude that loves drinking, it surprised me how
set you are and not drinkingwhile gambling, cause that's my
favorite thing to do.
I look in shit face thing Like,oh, money isn't real.
Yeah, see, that's the part thatI try to avoid.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I had a couple, two, three experiences where I was up
but I was impaired enough tonot think about, Not care as
much yeah, to not care abouttaking it home with me, and so
then that was kind of the dealis that I ended up losing it and
then I came to the conclusionthat it was because I was
intoxicated and like didn't havea clear mind and that's why I
(06:35):
don't.
Now is like I have a lot, say Iwin, you know, 700 bucks or
whatever, and I'm not drinkingbucks or whatever and I'm not
drinking.
I usually have, you know, asolid enough mind to like put
away a chunk of it and then onlyuse like a hundred bucks after
that, instead of, you know,going down the rabbit hole of
(06:56):
peeling it all back in, you know, cause it's kind of a different
mindset.
Like you go in, I have somemoney, you know, and then play
and then get up to like 700bucks.
Well then you just got to kindof keep telling yourself that
like you don't have 700 bucks,like you got 100 bucks now, and
as soon as you lose it, you'redone.
(07:17):
But it's like I could dip intothat, but I'm not going to.
It's a lot easier to say, whenyou know you drinking, it's like
I'm not going to dip into thatsavings.
So I have $100, so then you goto a slot machine or something,
get down $10.
It's like I need to cash thisout, because this is the only
$100 I have to play with for therest of the night.
Dude, I don't know, that's justhow it works for me.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
This is going to make me feel real bad, but there's
something about gambling thatjust makes my get me half a
chubby.
You know what I mean.
Just oof you walk in, there'sthat fucking 70 year old lady
smoking a cigarette right inyour mouth and you're just like
I'm fucking home that's all thelights, that's all the noises
you hear, and it's on purposedude, it's like an amusement
park.
It fucking works, I tell youthat dude that?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
makes me so happy get your balls tingling, dude, I
tell you.
Yeah, I think that's likefactual evidence.
Though, if you like gambling, II swear, if you just like take
a moment to stop and breathe,you can feel your balls tingling
am I having a stroke?
Or am I just having a lot offun here because my balls are
(08:25):
tingling?
Man, I wonder what the deal iswith like women, like what do
they feel tingling when they're?
getting excited, you know, jesus, when they see me, I mean have
you ever sat at a blackjacktable or like roulette table or
a slot machine and just like wonso much you'd like?
(08:48):
Actually got a hard on?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
No, I don't think I've ever got a hard on at the
casino.
I mean, I've been up $1,100 andlost it all in like two minutes
because I was hammered.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Reaching for the big one.
Yeah, yeah, see, that's alwaysfun too.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
That was like three years ago and it still makes me
like damn.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah, when you hit the big one, it's pretty nice
though.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I've yet to hit the big one.
I mean, usually when I go, Iwin $100, $200, and I walk away
but nothing heavier than that.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I think the biggest one I've like had just like
based off a slot machine, likeoff like one bonus or whatever,
was like four, five hundred andI remember feeling like I was
having an asthma attack becauseof how excited I was.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I don't think I've ever even won 500 bucks I put
500 bucks on black one time incali when I was.
Another time occasion when Iwas hammered, we were partying
in Chico and then we went backto Reading and I was like dude,
money is nothing, threw it onblack, and I'm not even joking,
dude.
When it hit red, my stomachdropped.
(09:58):
I was like wow, oh yeah, stupid.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
There's like I mean losing out like blackjack or
like slots, I feel like is onetype of feeling.
It's like ah, shit, all right,whatever, but when you lose on
roulette, no matter how much youput, it always feels shitty.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, that's something about hearing red,
yeah yeah, the only time I'veever cashed in while drinking
was, uh, actually probably thebiggest night I've ever had at a
casino.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
See, you have to keep drinking now.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
No, so yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
You can't win big by drinking and then be like, oh,
I'm going to stop drinking.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Well, no, the deal was then.
I was still following my rule,but I rode.
I call bullshit no but I rodeup there and was intoxicated
After this podcast On my way upthere, so I was intoxicated when
I walked into the casino.
Didn't drink Exactly In thecasino, but I was still
intoxicated.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Exactly so we got to get hammered.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
But it was at a roulette table.
The same type of thing as todayhappened.
I bought in with some money.
One got up to like 800 bucksjust playing roulette, got a
couple lucky wins on a coupledifferent numbers.
I always play nickels justbecause I can't keep like when I
get paid out in dollars I can'tactually like it's just such a
(11:21):
large amount of chips.
They're all like a dollar apiece.
It's hard for me to like keepcount like how much money I
actually have.
When it's nickels or fives.
I guess I can keep track of ita lot easier.
Like 25, like it's just wayeasier to count for me.
So I always play with nickels.
You know made a couple of goodhits on, you know, $10 on a
(11:44):
number, or $15 on a number thatyou know would have paid me out
$350, the $15 on numbers youknow, five, 25.
So I I mean I I was up prettyquick to like 800 bucks.
But then I, then I went for thebig one.
I was starting to toss somechips out.
(12:06):
I was like, okay, I'm going toset this $500 aside, I'm going
to play with this $300 and seeif we can freaking rock it out
of the park.
And even then, like I said, Iwas a little bit intoxicated
when I came into the casino so Ididn't even realize exactly how
much I won.
But I had $ hundred dollars on,uh, black 22.
(12:27):
I think I hit every bet therewas on black 22 on that hit.
So I had a hundred dollars onblack 22.
That automatically pays out$3,500.
I had.
I had $10 on the split betweenthe 22 and 19 split.
(12:47):
So that paid out.
What is that?
The splits, uh?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
depending on the numbers you split 12 to 12 to
one.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
So that's another 120 bucks.
On the split, I had the street.
That's 11 to one.
So then you know, I had thestreet.
That's 11 to one.
So then you know, I had thestreet, I had the double street,
I had the split, I had thecorner, I had a hundred dollars
on 22 and $25 on black, $25 onthe second 12.
(13:17):
Damn, anyway, I didn't reallyrealize how much I had won until
all of a sudden they werepaying me out Until they paid
you out.
Yeah, they were paying me out.
And usually, you know, roulettehas like their specific chips
that you can't take from thetable.
They're just roulette chips,you know.
(13:38):
And they started paying me outin like the real casino chips.
They paid me out.
Yeah, they paying me out.
And like the real casino chips,they paid me out.
Yeah, they paid me out.
And, like I said, I stilldidn't realize how much I had
won until I saw them literallypull over a stack of 500 chips,
like I just saw the purple comeout and then I saw it was, and I
(13:59):
was like holy shit, like whatyou know yeah, you got a purple
today.
Yeah, I've never gotten a purplebut like yeah, they literally
were sliding, sliding, it waslike a stack of I think in total
the payout was like 6300 bucksand just slid it over and I was
like that's wow and then eventhen though, I mean I still had
(14:23):
500 that I wasn't even gonnaplay with at that point.
So I literally took the 6300,jammed it all in my pocket and
then played out the rest of the500 and kind of up and down
whatever.
But I mean it's also super funto play with like a chunk of
money, say, you know 500 bucksor whatever.
When you have 6300 sitting inyour pocket, you're like oh okay
(14:48):
.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Well, you know what it gets me, though.
This is like when you're justlike oh what if I just go down
to the casino, throw tenthousand dollars on black and
then in two seconds I can make$10,000.
I mean, that thought goesthrough my head more often than
it should.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I'm just like, oh would be nice.
You know, yeah, but that's justthe name of the game.
I guess, it's always enticing.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
but then you realize, like gosh, if lose, if I lose
ten thousand dollars, I'll alsoprobably just off myself tell
you what boys feeling a lotbetter after uh getting laced
with the last dab hot sauce on abagel for the listeners.
Uh, before we started recording, we needed some more food in
our system and uh, chris andeaston made bagels upstairs and
(15:48):
they brought me down a piece andI ate it, not knowing there was
well, hot sauce to my defense,easton tricked me to do it and I
was dying, and then I was likeall right, well, the two of us
have done it.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Now we got to get the third one.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I mean, surprisingly, it has decent flavor actually,
but it's just hot as hell To thelisteners.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
If anyone has ever seen the show Hot Ones, it was
the final hot sauce, the lastdab.
That shit will clear yournostrils like no other.
I tell you that.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Oh, I feel good A little bit of a burn.
It kind of hit me like a.
That shit will clear yournostrils like no other.
I tell you that, oh, I feelgood A little bit of a burn.
It kind of hit me like a truck,a little bit of a lingering.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Yeah, Dude, I've often wanted to know, like how
people's taste buds work.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
What do you mean?
When it comes to that Liketolerance.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah, Like the spice, Like the type of people who can
eat hot sauce like no other andnot yeah, like, do you think
you're born with it?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
I mean I think so Because a lot of guests on Hot
Ones they ask the host, seanEvans, about it all the time and
he says he wasn't like bornwith it.
He said he had to like become ahot sauce guy.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
So he had to like become a hot sauce guy.
So I mean he's doing thatweekly or day, I don't know if
he's like.
Mexicans have a.
Really they're known to have ahigher tolerance.
Do you think it's just becausethey've ate it since birth, or
do you think that they were bornwith just a higher tolerance?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
that's the thing with my parents, dude.
I vividly remember eating foodwith them and then them like
mexicans always have like apepper and they'll just take a
bite.
And then them like mixingsalways have like a pepper and
they'll just take a bite andthen dying like, oh, that's so,
uh, I'm like okay and then whyare you fucking taking?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
a bite of the pepper, like it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
They're like, oh, it's just so good.
I'm like, no, it's not, and mydad's the dickhead to be like,
oh yeah, take a bite.
I'm like, no, I'm not gonnatake a bite it's just hot as
shit dude, and it just I lovehot stuff, I'm gonna be wrong.
But when it gets to the pointwhere overpower yeah, no for
sure, well, this is not greatanymore.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
A little bit of flavor, you want that little bit
of a kick.
Yeah, that's why I've neverbeen like I see, uh, some people
put like hot sauce on, like hotcheetos, like put some
valentino on hot cheetos neverunderstood.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
No, no, I couldn't.
That's some some Mexican stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I like hot stuff in general but I don't think that
I'm that big of a connoisseur.
But my dad kind of does thatwith, I guess, hot stuff, but
more like horseradish kind of.
He eats horseradish on anything.
He gets a burger, a nice steak,literally it always looks like
(18:24):
it's the hardest eat of his life.
But he just lathers it inhorseradish right, takes the
first bite, coughs for fiveminutes, goes damn that's really
good.
And then proceeds to eatanother bite cough for five
minutes and just be like god,that's some good stuff.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I kind of did the same as a kid, like when I first
started eating hot cheetos as akid, like I would open the bag
and then like, have like a sodaand I would just eat like
handfuls of hot cheetos and mymouth would start burning and I
would check like a sprite or acoke and then my stomach would
just hurt so bad I'd be laying abig one and then finally, uh,
after a little bit of time Iwould feel a lot better.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I'm gonna just keep keep rinsing and repeating hey,
this is my second and thirddrink, because I put two shots
of tequila in this okay, that'swhy, yeah, they're rolling deep.
I ain't chuck over here andalex trying to cheat this system
, you know.
No, I'm on.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I'm on number two here I'm keeping it honest, it's
not a crazy dick you tried topull a, I'd pull the wool over
her eyes, even me as a listener.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I got pissed and I texted you and I was like it's
not the rules, though you haveto drink, I mean I had four
tequila drinks two doubles andtwo singles at the casino, and
I'm gonna drink five here.
So well yeah, and I haven'tbeen drinking a lot lately, so
this is gonna I mean, we aregiving you a little bit of
leeway though what do you meanby that?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I mean you're trying to call a double a single drink,
or are you trying to call itdouble two drinks?
Double two drinks yeah there'stwo shots to kill every shot
yeah, but it's still just onesingular no.
No, that no, oh yeah you don'tlike that.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah, yeah, nice, try dick yeah when I ever agree to
this fucking podcast.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Chris is going to tweet out and be like I see
where Chuck and Alex were comingfrom.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Also, these guys did not fly me out, by the way.
Just keep that in mind.
They're not that great of ahost.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Well, somebody flew them out.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I was on the Joe Rogan podcast last week and they
flew me out.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Joe Rogan doesn't fly anybody out?
Yes, he does.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Only his special special guest yeah, like dana
white, and that's it.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Yeah and me yeah, so, uh, yeah, jamie, pull that up
please I was gonna hire somedude, just jamie, so I could say
that every day pull that up.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
I I've been the jamie as of lately, but we don't have
the laptop out today.
I do like me some, joe, thoughthat's all I listen to.
He's always like hey, you guysseen this video of the bear that
attacked his poor family inWyoming.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, he ripped his guts out.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
The kid was watching the whole time.
You ever hear of these newenergy drinks?
They literally make you fly.
You're like like what?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
pull it up?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
oh, it's false, oh, okay hey, chris isn't isn't um
the world cup gonna be inamerica yeah, and I'm actually
hype.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I don't watch soccer like here.
Yeah, oh, I don't know, I can'tremember what year it was.
I don't watch a lot of soccer,but during the world cup is when
I watch soccer.
I think it's like 2026.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
I don't watch a lot of soccer, but during the World
Cup is when I watch soccer Ithink it's like 2026.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
I have no idea, do you?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
know where in America .
I think it's going to be likeUnited States, mexico and Canada
.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
But it's like everywhere.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah, oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah, they're going to have a.
What's it called now?
Not CenturyLink, no more, butthe Seahawks Stadium.
Lumen Field, oh yeah yeah,they'll have a handful of games
at Lumen Field, a handful ofthem.
They've already named all thestadiums, but I think they'll
have one at what's the RamsStadium.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
The Rams.
It's the Rams Stadium.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Oh gosh.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I have no idea.
Gosh, it's brand new.
I don't know stadiums gosh, Ihave no idea.
Gosh, it's brand new.
I don't know stadiums like that.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I don't know why you guys do yeah.
No, they're having SummitMetLife in New York.
I know that That'd be, sick,some in Seattle, some down at
the Ram Stadium, which I'mblanking on right now.
Let's look at it.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I think it'd be cool.
It gets intense.
That's the only reason why it'slike the Super Bowl.
I don't know how long thisWorld Cup is.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, it is in 2026.
It is, that's sick.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I'm excited That'll definitely be cool.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
You already know it might drop a little bit of
change on it.
Shout out Jeff Kings.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah, so they'll have it at Toronto Stadium, los
Angeles Stadium, boston, bc,vancouver, new York, new Jersey,
which is MetLife, I guess, sanFrancisco Bay.
So that would be what?
Levi's Stadium, yeah, and thenPhiladelphia, houston, dallas,
(23:32):
seattle, kansas City, atlanta,but they're having some in
Mexico City, I think the onlyones in Canada are just.
Vancouver, but they have somein Guadalajara that's where my
mom's from and Mexico City.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
They're going to have one of the NCAA games in.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
San Fran no.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah, no College basketball.
Sorry, I should have clarifiedMarch Madness.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Oh, they're going to have some next.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Saturday in San Fran.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
And.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
I think I'm going to try to buy some tickets for that
.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
You know why not?
It'd be fun.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
That would be pretty sick.
Yeah, are you rocking a bracketor what?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Me yeah, oh yeah, and I'm kicking your ass in it
actually Don't even act like youdon't know.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yes, I am.
I don't think you are now.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, interesting, because I am.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Alex, are you rocking one?
I am not.
Oh yeah, you're not intocollege basketball.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
He was trying to make a late bracket.
Is that a thing?
Can you make a late bracket?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
I think you can.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Can you look up how many perfect brackets there is
left?
Last time I checked, it was 131.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah, I think there was 18.
Did you check this morning?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
No, that was a while ago.
I think I got a notificationthat there was 18.
Oh my god, there's a crap tonof brackets too.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
God that was strong Need a second.
No, I'll be right.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Who do you got winning?
Chris Duke, Big Cooper flag guy.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Cooper flag.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah, disagree.
Or are you going to callyourself?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I'm saying it on air right now Duke's going to win it
and Cooper flag's going tobreak his ankle in the third or
in the second half.
I guess you should say Do youknow Cooper flag?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
I'm the next Chuck.
I don't know nothing aboutsports.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
He plays for Duke.
Oh fuck, God damn it.
I sound like an idiot.
Even I knew that one.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Fuck you, you walked me right into that.
That's funny, because everytime I hear Chuck, I'm like God,
Chuck's just a fucking idiot.
I'm like damn it.
I know sports.
I just don't know how you guyskeep track of the players.
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Just videos Like Cooper.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Flag sports.
I just don't know the play.
I don't know how you guys keeptrack of the players.
It's crazy.
Uh, just videos like cooperflag.
There was a video what he's afreshman this year?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
right, I'm not entirely sure.
I'm pretty sure he's a freshmandamn I just know he's supposed
to be the next big like prospectyeah, because like last year,
whenever it was I don't know ifhe's a freshman right now, but
whenever it was he like finishedup his high school career and
then there's like a bunch ofvideos going around of him.
He was one like part of thepractice squad for the olympic
(26:13):
team, like he would practiceagainst the olympic team, get
him prepared for the olympics.
Also there was just a bunch ofvideos of him running like uh,
like scrimmages, like he'd goplay pick up basketball with.
Like a bunch of videos of himrunning like scrimmages, like
he'd go play pickup basketballwith like a bunch of NBA players
, and he was actually like howoften does a freshman start in
college?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Is that more common than you think?
Depends or kind of varies.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah, depends, but like at Duke or Kentucky, like
yeah, they usually play.
I mean, I don't know, it variesbecause I'm sure there's a
bunch of freshmen that don'teven play for Duke right now.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
That's three drinks down, by the way.
Yeah, keep up.
I'm going hard, dude.
You're going to have to drag meout of this podcast.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Wow.
But yeah, cooper Flaggsupposedly tearing it up I
picked houston, which houston'sgonna have to beat duke to make
it to the championship game.
So I mean, would potentiallyhave to be, if duke can win out,
houston can win out, they wouldhave to play each other to
figure out who goes to thechampionship.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
So that's going to be interesting between me and you.
A lot of shit talking is goingto happen.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yeah, a lot of interesting stuff.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
You guys should do a wager 150 grand Jesus Christ.
Wow, I was thinking like a slabbed or something.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I was thinking like 10 bucks $300,000.
Cash Cash.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Let me just pull that out real quick.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Cash right now Talk to your accounting people, chris
I don't need to dude.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I think I got $250,000 in my pocket right here
$250,000?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yeah, right now.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Why do you think I'm sitting so uneven?
Gee buzz.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
But anyway, with the weather heating up, you might be
trying to find a good wateringhole to have yourself a cold
beer or an even better place toget your munch on.
Look no further than the AlstonPub and Grub.
With their great prices andeven better service, you are
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(28:33):
So Tow Mater or LightningMcQueen.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Oh, man, tow Mater, that's a hard one.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
What are we talking?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I want to say like what?
Yeah, gotta give us morecontext.
Who's better, who's who arecooler?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
who would I rather hang out?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
with who I'd rather have a three-way with or what
just yeah pick it.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
I think I would rather hang out with mater.
I feel like you.
We could go, uh, tractortipping way cooler adventures.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I feel like, oh yeah, he's just a vibe.
That's Easton's first beer.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
You guys already know it's not my first beer.
I've cracked every single oneof them in the mic.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
He edits those in.
He doesn't actually drink thatmuch.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
He's actually a vegan .
Speaker 2 (29:18):
We take pictures for proof.
I think you can still drinkbeer if you're a vegan.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
It only has yeast.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
That's not a plant hey, have you guys watched any
of the venom movies?
Yeah, I watched the first two,all of them.
I just watched the newest oneon the plane and it was bow,
really yeah spider-man make anappearance.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Well, I didn't want you, I didn't finish it.
Oh, never mind then becausethat was my whole thing with the
first two.
Like we're a spider-man, atleast like a little cameo,
nothing it's, he's just.
They just made venom like moreof a joke you know what I mean,
but then I'm supposed to be like, well, I think the venom movie
should have been rated r yeah,isn't venom black spider-man
(30:07):
kind of?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:08):
yeah, kind of, but not he venoms like an alien goo
thing that appears in thespider-man world and he takes
over spider-man and he's like uh, he's like a parasite.
So he makes spider-Man moreevil, kind of.
He also makes you do a cooldance.
Oh yeah, spider-man 3, tomMcGuire I don't think he's ever
(30:28):
seen any of those.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
No, I've only watched one Spider-Man Spider-Man 2
with, I think, tobey Maguire,doc Ock, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
That's a good one.
I'm not a big movie watcher.
I feel like I'm not a big moviewatcher.
I feel like I'm not a big movie, tv or anything watcher.
I just can't.
I don't have the attention spanfor it, but I do watch, I have
watched.
I didn't watch any of the newSpider-Bans with what's his name
?
Tom Holland?
Yeah, I didn't watch any ofthose.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
They're pretty solid, but with Tobey Maguire and
Andrew Garfield, we actuallytalked about Andrew Garfield on
the last episode.
Shout out, andrew.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Garfield, toby McQuarrie got bit by a spider,
but see me, it was a goat.
Anyways, a little M&M for you.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Those movies are kickass, though, no they're cool
.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Shout out M.
I wish I had the attention spanand the patience to just sit
down and watch every Marvelmovie from the start of the
series to finish.
I think that'd be cool.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Yeah, you know, on Disney+ you can go on a certain
section and they have it inchronological order, so it all
makes sense when you watch it.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Yeah, Disney+ isn't real.
We all know that.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Oh, it's not real, no , oh.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
I don't know what I've been watching.
I watch all my Disney movies onDisney Minus.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
That's got to be a pirated site somewhere in the
world right.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Oh, speaking of pirating stuff, so I'm in the
line trade right, trying to getin the line trade I've been
looking at, I've been doing mytaxes through like TurboTax and
H&R Block and that, and I feellike I've been knowing every
time I do it with them.
So I talked to my buddies I waslike, hey, like the locals, hey
, do you know anybody that doestaxes?
(32:19):
You know I'm trying to get youknow, blah, blah, blah, blah.
This guy's like, oh yeah, hitthis guy up this and that, cool,
whatever I hit him up Took mesix days to get back to me.
Cool, gave him my socialsecurity number, gave him my
taxes.
Haven't heard from him since.
No, being serious, I'm beingserious, dead ass, dead serious
(32:40):
Deadass.
I can show you the text.
I texted him two days ago.
I was like, hey, I just want toknow how the tags are going.
No response.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I'm like wait.
So were you not the person thatemailed us?
No, that was me.
Oh, okay, I was at my localwatering hole just last night,
actually for a little bit oflawn dancing and a little 80s
90s 90s, 90s party action yeah,shout out to.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Alston Pub for shouting us out.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
The one thing I hate about listening to this podcast
is you guys shout them out andI'm just like wow, I would love
some food from that place.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yeah, I'm telling you it's really good If you haven't
made it up to Rainier Oregon,the Alston.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Pub and Grub.
They got a newer chicken wrapthere.
Oh, it's to die for Dude forreal.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I've been to these fancy-ass $400 restaurants.
You know, whatever you buy,it's going to be freaking a bag.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
And then I'm like man , some $15 fucking meal at the
pub would be delicious you couldspend $20 and not eat for two
days at the pub would bedelicious you could spend 20 and
not eat for two days that's theone thing about that dude.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
You can spend like oh , I'm gonna put my car on the
tab.
You know, open tab.
You know you drank for fuckingfour hours.
Oh, your total was 36 and 28cents.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Oh, jesus christ, oh yeah yeah the pub is fantastic
and, yeah, it was a pretty coolexperience.
We gotta we gotta take apicture with the dude who I
didn't know and I don't know ifhe used to know him, but he was
super cool and it turns out hewas a big fan of Rolling Deep,
so it was a really coolexperience.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yeah, it was pretty crazy.
Last night I got that chickenwrap with some fries, an order
of mozzarella sticks and drankfor about three hours-ish.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Yeah, we were there for a good amount of time.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Also just want to let everyone who's listening know I
am fucking rolling deep rightnow.
That's the rolling deepexperience.
Jesus Christ.
I'm a couple sips done, or acouple sips before I'm done, but
Jesus Christ, you guys killedme.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
That was the end of the challenge for me, but I
craft opened another one.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Did you roll I?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
rolled a four.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
You rolled a three.
Yeah, oh wait.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Yeah, because he opened one before we started.
Whoa, whoa whoa Alex, Don't getaggressive, okay but for the
listeners, I'm staring at chris,hey you sure, just want to let
everyone know.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Alex is like very aggressive and very like he'll
throw something at you yeah, allright.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Well, yeah, um, a new new shirt belly button lint.
New pants getting some lint inthe belly button.
New underwear lint in the bellybutton.
How New underwear lint in thebelly button.
A hat, sweatshirt, like any newpiece of clothing I get that
hasn't went through the washerand dryer like at least 20 times
, is throwing some lint and thenfinding it in my belly button
(35:33):
somehow.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
That's insane.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Honestly, it's insane .
Speaker 3 (35:37):
I think we need to get you checked out by like a
doctor or maybe a scientist.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Maybe you can sew that motherfucker clothes guys.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Yeah, maybe we do have to sew it.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Yeah, I don't know.
So you're a big baseball guy,aren't you?
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Starting.
Yeah, I went to a lot of Giantsgames this year.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Yeah, go ahead, you're a Giants fan.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Lay me with it, go ahead.
No, a Giants fan, lay me withit, go ahead.
No, I'm just asking.
Yeah, I'm a Giants fan.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Are you excited for opening day?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I'm very excited.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Are you going to opening day?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
I don't know if they're playing at home or not.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Okay, this is my thing.
I'm trying to go to Chicago tothe White Sox.
Yeah, to go, you know.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Why do you want to go to a White Sox game?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Because I want to go when they're.
So I want to visit everystadium, you know.
Yeah, I think it'd be cool if Iwant to go to the stadium
Chicago and go while they'replaying the Giants.
My significant other wants togo the week after and I'm like
what's the point?
Speaker 2 (36:43):
To Chicago.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Yeah, I mean she's like, oh, there's other things
to do in Chicago.
I'm like, yeah, but going whilethe giants are playing.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Doesn't she like the giants?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
too.
Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Yeah, that's a little interesting but you're still
going to go to a game.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
I'll probably end up with it.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
I thought you were talking about the week after and
you just weren't going to go toa game.
I didn't go off topic there,Sorry.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Oh no, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
But yes, I was looking at opening day tickets
but I don't know if we boughtthem or not, I'm not sure.
But I do plan on going to a lotof the A's games because the
A's I don't know if thelisteners know, but their
stadium closed.
They're going to be playing inSacramento, which is 20 minutes
(37:26):
from my place that I live.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
You ever go to King's games, little NBA.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Dude, I haven't.
Nba is cool and all, but it'spretty boring to go watch If
you're not into it.
So I'm not huge into it.
I get into it if it's a goodgame, but like oh you go, oh
it's a blowout.
They won by 20 the whole time,that's fair.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
See, my favorite player got traded to Golden
State.
Who's that?
Jimmy Beller.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
I love Jimmy Beller because I mean, I'm a heap yeah
he's my uncle oh really yeah,but anyway the giants yeah, it's
cool, dude, and then the cool Ithink they got the coolest
stadium in uh america I, I dotoo.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
I think it's cool.
And then the cool thing aboutthat is like if, like costco,
you go through costco, you canbuy two tickets for $100.
What yeah, really.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Actually, I take that back.
I think Fenway is probably thecoolest baseball stadium in
America.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
I heard the San Diego one is super cool.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Actually I take all of this back.
I haven't seen any of them, butFenway, I would assume, is cool
.
I assume Yankee Stadium ispretty cool.
I also assume that what's theone that they always talk about,
not Chicago.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
The Giants.
One is sick.
I think it's.
I want to say off the top of myhead, it's either the Cubs or
the.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Cubs is old.
Right, yeah, the Cubs is superold.
I think the Yankees one issuper old too.
Which one is the most famousone?
Well Fenway is probably theGreen Monster.
Fenway is the most popular.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
But the Cubs and gosh , who's the other one I'm
thinking of?
It's one of those East Coastteams.
Oh, cleveland, I thoughtCleveland was pretty like
well-known too.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
When I go to Chicago they say my buddy went.
He said there's three stadiumsthe White Sox, chicago and some
other one.
I don't remember which one itwas, it's the Chicago Cubs,
chicago Well just baseball.
Yeah, just baseball.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
It's the Chicago Cubs , the Chicago White Sox.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
There's another one.
He said they're all right nextto each other, so you can bang
all three out while you're there.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
I would think that he's probably talking about the
Detroit Tigers, but I don't knowhow close Detroit is to Chicago
.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
I thought it was pretty close, but but the cool
thing about being so close toSan Fran is I can buy tickets
whenever, and I can buy frontrow tickets for $100 a ticket.
You know what I mean.
It's really pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Yeah, no, the Cubs, the White Sox, and I was going
to say Soldier Field if you werejust talking about a stadium,
but that's the Bears stadium,the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
So this is a thing I don't know.
So is the NBA.
Nba are they playing right now?
I was going to think abouttrying to buy a Bulls game while
I'm there, but they won't giveme dates.
Because is that when theirplayoffs is around that area?
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Playoffs actually kind of start somewhat soon.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
I was going to try to buy Bulls tickets, but they
don't have anything because theysaid, oh, something about
playoffs.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
I'm not really sure about records and who's for sure
going to playoffs at the momentand who's not.
Yeah, I don't think the Bullshave done that hot lately, so I
can't really speak on it.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Okc, cleveland and Boston are the only guaranteed
lately.
So I've yeah, I think it's, Ican't really speak on it, okay,
see, okay see, cleveland andboston are the only guaranteed.
Oh, really, yeah, they've beenkilling it.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Yeah well, actually the cats have been on like I
don't know how, as of right nowor when anyone's listening to
this, but they were on like athree or four game losing streak
, weirdly enoughly enough.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
They were still way ahead of the Celtics, though I
think the conference locked Iknow OKC has the conference
locked- I'm trying to think whoin the West right now is doing
really good at the moment.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
I can't even think of anyone.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
I'm excited.
I've never been to the WestCoast.
That's going to be cool Goingdown there.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Yeah, the Warriors.
Well, I have the Warriors.
Warriors have been well sincethey got Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah, since they got Jimmy, they've cooked.
They were only at what 10-gamewin streak?
Speaker 3 (42:09):
Oh, dude, it's like I think right now it's like at
the time we're recording thisit's like 16 or 17 game.
I think they're like 16 or 17and like two damn since getting
jimmy butler.
Yeah, because they were thewarriors, were kind of in a
rough spot, got rid of clay andthen who did jimmy play?
Speaker 2 (42:30):
before uh the heat yeah that's crazy, I saw that
the other day that like becausethe the warriors went like 10
and 2 in their first 12 gamesafter their 12 games went like
10-2 in their first 12 gamesAfter their 12 games went like
10-24.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
And then after that was when they got Jimmy Butler,
and then now they've went onlike a.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Jimmy Butler is just a different breed.
The crazy thing is like playoffwith Jimmymy is like a real
thing.
So I mean I'm assuming they'regonna make it to playoffs and
I'm because jimmy like I I don'tknow how to describe it I mean
all the people that watch thenba just like, no, like jimmy
belling the playoffs is adifferent brain and it sucks.
(43:17):
He got hurt last year, likewhen they were in, when the heat
made it to the playoffs so wedidn't get to see it and the
heat didn't really make it far.
But the year before, like theymade it to the finals and no one
thought like that was gonnahappen.
Just because of all they, theybeat the celtics in the east.
It was awesome.
So I'm really excited.
(43:38):
I would love to see even thoughI'm a heat fan fan, I would
love to see Jimmy get a ringjust because he is my favorite
player and I think leaving.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Why is he your favorite player?
Speaker 3 (43:47):
I just A crush, a crush, maybe he's a crush on.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Emo Jimmy.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
Right on the podcast, everyone's hearing it now Emo
Jimmy, emo Jimmy yeah, I don'tknow if you know, but every year
for Media Day, jimmy Butlerwould do something really wild.
Like one year he had likeextensions, like dread
extensions, and like shaved hisface, and another year he like
(44:14):
was all emo.
Now he like wore a wig.
I saw the emo one.
Yeah, dude, so sick.
And for a while the NBA wasjust using his picture from 2k
because they knew he wastrolling so they didn't even
want to use like any of the realpictures it's awesome.
No, he's just a fun player towatch and he's very enthusiastic
and he's hilarious, like all myfavorite players I feel like
(44:35):
have when it comes to any sport,have like personality and like
I like seeing them outside ofthe sport.
They play, yeah, yeah, and soit's like really cool because I
know he's like a big music guy.
So if you follow him oninstagram, he's like always
posting different types of musicany, anything from like marvin
gay to like big x to plug dude,I'm a huge music guy like I, I
(44:57):
love music.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
How big, big, how hard.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Gay porn hard.
That's pretty damn hard.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Yeah, gay porn hard.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
One thing that I get frustrated with my significant
other she drives in the car withno music.
That's crazy, no matter howlong the distance is no matter
where she's going, she doesn'tput any music on.
Speaker 3 (45:26):
We're talking like no noise at all.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
No, no, no noise whatsoever.
And she's like oh, it's becausemy radio doesn't work.
I fixed her fucking radio, Okay, and I was just like yo we
gotta have something.
Listen to fucking music.
At least put the radio on, Iwould rather have like music I
hate on more than like completesilence.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
Yeah, for real so we're talking, not even like
podcasts, not what the hellthat's, she's like by the time I
put it on and I'm already bewhere I'm at like oh, you're not
, you just shuffle.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
I don't care if I'm going five seconds down the road
, I'm putting a song, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
Yeah, even if I'm just going to the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
What's your go-to travel song?
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Go-to travel.
I have different playlists soit kind of just depends Right
now, if you ask me, zach Bryan,zach Bryan, yeah, any Zach Bryan
album slash song, I'm all about.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
I'm a big Mexican OT and big X to plug guy.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
I'm not huge on Mexican OT, what I haven't
listened to him a whole lot.
I need to explore him.
But big X to plug he's dopeShout out.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Mexican OT is the shit Actually, because I've
watched Mexican OT and listenedto him.
My next big purchase, I think,think is going to be a grill.
Really yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Yeah, I like Merle, haggard.
Oh, shout out.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
Chuck.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
Any situation.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
Chuck's just like yep Merle Haggard.
Miss you, chuck.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Yeah, I actually do enjoy Merle Haggard, but Chuck
just like only wants to listento Merle Haggard.
Miss you Chuck.
Yeah, I actually do enjoy MerleHaggard, but Chuck just like
only wants to listen to MerleHaggard and that's great and all
.
But like sometimes it's justlike well, wouldn't it be kind
of cool to listen to likeanother genre country music, or
(47:20):
even not even genre just justlike another person from that
era, like anybody?
Speaker 3 (47:25):
I'm.
So for me, I'm big on likesituations.
So like I like I was justtelling chris I have different
playlists for differentsituations.
You know, like I have music forwhen we're camping and we're
around a bonfire.
I have music for when it's likekind of more of a house party
and so when we're all trying tolike hang out and talk and like
(47:46):
kind of be upbeat and like justvibe out, I don't want to put on
something slow or sad.
You know I want to.
I want to get kind of besomething funky.
You know I do like me someflatbush zombies when I'm just
kind of hanging.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
I was a big flatbush zombies.
For a long time I haven'tlistened to them.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
I'm getting back into them, so I was kind of the same
with you.
I was big on them, didn'tlisten to them for a minute.
Now I'm kind of back on a bigshrimp fire Because they
re-released one of their oldmixtapes, better Off Dead, on
Spotify and Apple Music Didn'tknow that.
Yeah, on, like spotify andapple music didn't know that.
(48:24):
Yeah, so it has like uh, palmtree, so, like you go on, apple
music has like palm trees and myfavorite song, regular and
complex uh, what else is on thatalbum 222 has some good bangers
on there easton's only dranktwo beers.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
By the way, she's letting the podcast now we're
taking a picture of her evidenceafter this you can edit all you
want, but I'm here sitting withmy own eyes.
Speaker 3 (48:43):
I'm not going to tell everyone.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
You're a fake, Alex.
We all knew he was a fuckingfake.
He tried to cheat it throughthe break.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
Just so you know, I've rolled a four and drank
five.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
You rolled a three.
I mean either way.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
I've drank more than that.
I'm being honest, I had oneopen before plus four more
drinking.
The fifth got one more left tomake it six slash seven if you
count the one before the episodeevery second I'm on this
podcast, I'm just rolling deeperand deeper.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Dude, this hit me hard.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Yeah, where, where are you going above because I'm
black out, black out.
You're not trying to exceedexpectations.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
No, fuck your expectations.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Wow.
So I guess for anybody that'slistening that could be a guest
one day.
Just come here and do the bareminimum.
Speaker 3 (49:34):
Hopefully you roll a one and then you can have some
fucking sunny D afterwards orsomething.
Yeah, Alex is actually onlydrinking tea.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
He doesn't have the twisted in it or something.
Yeah, alex is actually onlydrinking tea, he doesn't have to
twist it in it.
Oh yeah, piece of shit.
If anyone knows me, I'm afucking hot dog connoisseur.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
In.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Vegas I had six hot dogs, I think.
I think it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
Really On the place on Fremont.
I think you were just doing itfor clout.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
No, but chili hot dogs, chili dogs.
I never eat chili dogs oh yeah,we talked, they went down so
good and, oh my god, when Ipuked that shit up, it was the
worst thing I've ever felt in mylife, did we?
Uh, we?
Speaker 3 (50:14):
did we talk about the we?
We talked a little bit aboutvegas great trip.
Yes, it was there.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
When Alex fell down the stairs, the part they let
out he cried for 20 minutesafter that.
I did not.
No, I had to pick him upbecause he was crying.
Speaker 3 (50:31):
Did not happen.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
You better not cut that part out.
I swear to God, because if hecuts that part out you know he
was crying Well, they wouldnever hear it if we cut it.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
I'm going to instagram I'll email you guys.
Speaker 3 (50:45):
There there is a funny video of us going back to
our hotel room and I just was inso much pain.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Easton like not carried me but had to give me
support and was like I rememberone time, at one point and I
felt like a dick after this,Alex was limping.
He's like can I lean on you?
I said no, then walked away,Did you?
I was so hammered.
I'm watching the video, PoorAlex.
Speaker 3 (51:19):
Yeah, that was a rough night for me.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
That was a rough night for me, it was a rough
night if no one knows what alexlooks like, he's about 4 11 106
pounds.
Speaker 3 (51:31):
Just the most frail guy you ever meet yeah, well, it
sucks because a few, like a fewhours before that, I tried
jumping through a table at thesuper bowl party.
I remember that, yeah, I didn'tjumping through a table at the
Super.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
Bowl party.
I remember that.
Yeah, I didn't break throughthe table.
Speaker 3 (51:47):
Because he's 106 pounds and 4'11", both false,
but I'm not big enough to breakthrough a table If I lean on
that motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
Just a hair is going through.
Speaker 3 (51:57):
And a lot of vodka lemonade was drank during that
Super Bowl party.
Oof I got shit-faced.
Such a great time.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
Because we bought an entry fee, whatever the fuck it
was, I don't remember and theygive you a bracelet with so much
money on it and you just feelobligated to spend it.
You want to get your money'sworth yeah, but dude, I was
struggling to, Because you knowVegas, they give you a cup, yeah
, you know.
Hey, give me a buck cranberry,it's a fucking cup.
(52:26):
Oh, dude, it's, it's a huge cupof of alcohol.
And cranberry and yeah, like,oh, it's, it's a light, you know
, but it's, it's a lot ofalcohol.
Speaker 3 (52:33):
And I told my person who made me my drink.
I mean I don't know if theyactually did like hook me up,
but I told them because I I hadtitos.
I I asked for Tito's andlemonade.
They just had a bottle ofMinute Maid.
I said, yeah, just mix thatMinute Maid and Tito's.
And I said, put as much Tito'sas you want in it.
I didn't see how much he poured, so maybe I was just feeling
(52:54):
what do you call it?
Also?
Speaker 2 (52:55):
rolling deep.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
Well, I was rolling deep, but I was rolling pretty
deep.
And then my other homiecouldn't finish his drink.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
I would like to also mention that Alex went to the
nearest orphanage and made funof.
The kid said Ha-ha.
I have a dad and mom and youdon't.
I just wanted to let you know,guys, wow.
I saw it, no one else did Wow.
Speaker 3 (53:18):
So no one can deny it , but me, the orphanage on
Fremont else did wow so no onecan deny it.
But the orphanage on frame,yeah, yeah, that one right next
to circa, yeah, I, I fucked upmy uncle.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
My god, I'm so pissed , yeah you know what these
orphans deserve everything.
Speaker 2 (53:31):
I gotta take my anger out at something uh, but well
anyway, do you have anythingelse?
Speaker 1 (53:42):
listen to the podcast that's about it.
Speaker 3 (53:48):
I think we're all good well.
Speaker 1 (53:50):
Thank you, chris, for coming on of course, of course,
next time fly me out it was apleasure and for all you guys
listening out there.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
Thanks for listening and to stay updated on our
specials or new episode releases, follow our Instagram at
rollingdeeppod with one P.
You can also send us an emailat rollingdeeppod at gmailcom.
And once again, thanks forlistening.
And remember with enough drinks, you too can roll deep Atta boy
(54:34):
.
Roll deep Attaboy, All right.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
All night long.
Speaker 2 (54:39):
Gasoline and groceries.
The list goes on and on.
Speaker 3 (54:45):
It's nine to five.
I ain't workin'.
Why the hell do?
Speaker 2 (54:49):
I work so hard.
Speaker 3 (54:51):
I can't worry about my problems.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
I can't take them when I'm gone.
One, two three, four.
Tell them bring another round.
We need plenty more Dance floor.
Speaker 1 (55:07):
Oh, my Good Lord, whiskey Fifth Street.
Fifth Street, tipsy Pipsy,pipsy.
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