Ep. 6: Nigel, Cabo, and the Beer Olympics

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Alex and Easton welcome their friend Austin (also known as Nigel and Bubs) to discuss the philosophy of drinking, memorable adventures in Cabo, and their homegrown festival called Nigestock.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I started drinking at 6 am and we're here now.
I don't know what time it is,but I'm rolling deep.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Welcome back to another episode of you guessed
it Rolling Deep.
I'm your co-host, alex.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
And I'm Easton.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
And we're still missing Chuck.
He's still at work from episodethree, but that's all right.
Today we're excited tointroduce you to our good friend
, austin.
He also goes by Nigel and Bubz.
If you're looking for someonewho can keep up with Easton
during a night out, he's yourman.
He's got a love for J Cole'smusic and always a hankering for
artichokes.
So grab your jinx, grab yourartichokes and let's get ready

(00:50):
to roll deep.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Austin.
Hey, yo, yo yo.
It's Austin or Nigel, whateveryou're feeling today.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Wanted to give you a little bit of intro music.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Happy to be here, whatever you get a hankering for
.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Artichokes.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Usually beer.
Big artichoke guy, big beer guy, we're in for one then.
Artichokes and beer, nothinglike it.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
If you know Bubz, you know he loves artichokes and
beer.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
I've never actually had an artichoke.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
They're not too shabby.
You know my girlfriend, shereally gets behind them, so I
had to give her a shot, and nowI'm hooked.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
How do you prepare them?

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Well, there's many ways to prepare an artichoke,
you know fry her up, throw heron the barbecue, let her fly.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
There are many ways to enjoy a good choke.
Yeah, exactly, anyway.
So if you haven't listened tothe podcast yet, nigel Bubz
Austin, we play a game here atthe beginning called Hot Rolls.
Hot Rolls is a game in which weroll dice and that determines

(02:08):
how many beers we have to drinkduring the episode.
You can't ever drink any lessbeers than you roll, but you're
always encouraged to drink alittle bit more.
But Cristobal in our lastepisode did the bare minimum, so
I guess he didn't set the barvery high for you.
We'll start with that.
I'll let you go first five spotfive spot the second guest roll

(02:39):
five.
That's actually pretty wild ifyou're a guest, just expect five
beers.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Pretty solid.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Let's go Four.
At least it's not a three.
I've been pretty tough on thethree ball lately.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I think is that your first ever four.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Last episode, I thought I was drinking four I
mean, but I did roll a three,yeah I feel like you only roll
threes yeah, I'm feeling, I feellike, like I'm gonna, I'm gonna

(03:24):
get a five, five or six.
You need it's underneath the.
Oh, I think it's a six.
Is it actually six?
Is it dead ass, dead ass.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Bear with us intermission the holy, the dice
rolled like halfway across thefloor yep oh, wow four or five
sticks here all right, we'regonna be rolling gonna be
rolling deep.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Good morning ah, so how are you austin?

Speaker 4 (03:51):
pretty good, pretty good day it's gonna be, you know
, blue skies and pretty nice dayhere in the pnw that's one of
the best types of beers you canhave.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Oh yeah, nice rainier day, well I mean rainier beers.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
You know that's pretty good rainiers.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
All right here and there sorry, what were you
getting at?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I.
It just got me thinking.
What are the best types ofbeers to have?

Speaker 4 (04:15):
the best type of beers to have you can.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
What's the first that comes to your mind?

Speaker 4 (04:21):
probably.
Uh, I feel like you can't gowrong with a morning beer okay
the nice morning beer.
Start your day off right I'mthe opposite.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
My uh, let's throw into the ring the last beer like
a nice 2 am, right before youhit the sack, just pounding one
last more ice cold last beer,the one where you're like all
right, this is my last one, so Igotta enjoy it and then you
have five more afterthen you have two shots yeah, no

(04:55):
, uh, gosh, what's what's?
Uh, I think it's the first beerafter you just accomplish
something, but it has to be hot.
I think it's the first beerafter you just accomplished
something, but it has to be hot.
Like you know, you go campingor something and you get
everything like set up and youjust like sweated your ass off
for the last like hour and thenyou're just like, yep, we're all

(05:18):
set up, sit down.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Crack, got it yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Mine kind of matches with that.
Mine's like a vacation beer, solike you get that first beer,
or like drink when you uh get toyour airbnb or when you get to
uh your camping site or whateveryeah, destination beer yes,
always, absolutely I think it'sunderrated.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Just a beer alone, like you know, you get home or
you get somewhere and then likeno one was there and then you
just kind of you're just likehuh, flop down there and you
just crack a beer and yourealize that you're not going to
catch any flack for it.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh yeah, you're just going to be like oh, you're
having a drink.
Yeah, I'm also a big fan ofduring football beer.
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Or those beers.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
when you say you're going to go have a beer or two
with the boys and you knowyou're having seven or eight
yeah always, I think, wheneverthe plan is, always I, I think
whenever the plan is, you gottaplan to have at least three to
four more than what you'replanning for, oh yeah.
So if you say, oh, I'm onlygonna have like two or three,
you're gonna have eight, yeahseven, eight for sure.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
You're like, yeah, I'm gonna have 30, just plan on
having 40 yeah, some of usaren't built like you.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
My God.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
If you happen to be day drinking, it's going to be
the weekend.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah, just like day drinking is just super.
I mean, we talked about that afew episodes ago.
Nothing goes.
You play some good music, youenjoy the nice weather.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
You got nothing going on.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
You know, you just go to the store grab yourself a a
rack of beer.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
You make some like burgers or dogs or something see
, I'm waiting for the train tostart coming around for like, uh
, drowning july or something, orlike drowning december.
Everybody's trying to alwaystrying to go dry, dry January,

(07:24):
dry February.
Dry March, dry April.
I'm waiting for the trend tojust be like see how many beers
you can put down within a month.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Let's see how much we can drink.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah, let's test it to the limit this month.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
I'm down for that.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
I just feel like during the holidays, right
before Thanksgiving all the wayto New Year's it's just
constantly you're drinking.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, do you think you'd drink more?

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Well, yeah, I mean, I guess.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
I bet you could put it down in December.
I mean you're not going to beoutside much.
You know the weather's crummy.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Christmas parties.
You got what else?
We got Christmas today.
You got Thanksgiving, mybirthday.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Your birthday.
That's an event.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
We should turn it up.
Keep a tally this December,okay.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Yeah, let's do it, let's run it up?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Did we just set a trend?

Speaker 5 (08:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
I think we just set something.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
We're going to put it out there and see if anybody
can beat us.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
There's going to be someone that's like oh man, back
in the 80s we used to do that,but it was every month.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
The freaking 80s dude 80s is a wild time.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Anyway, that was kind of my question before I got on
the podcast.
Today, though, is like what Iwant to run down our top five.
I like top five, but our topfive amounts of beer to drink
you ever seen those?
yeah, yeah because, like, I'veseen some lists out there but

(08:59):
mine is always like waydifferent.
Like, starting off, I'll startout with my number five, which
is like 30 beers.
Yeah, like that's, that's justlike a fun, like you think about
when you would just like drink30 beers, like something's going
down, like it's some type oflike challenge or like I don't.

(09:22):
I don't know, but like a good30 piece.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
You know, and usually the times that it's been
completed is like a Friday,after you get off work or
something.
It's like, hey, just let's meetat my house and see if we can
finish 30 beers.
Everybody brings a 30 pack andit's like you drink 30 beers in
five hours I feel like usuallythat's uh decorating your

(09:51):
christmas tree every time wedecorate your christmas tree.
I always end up hammered.
That's what I'm saying, man.
I'm the month of decemberthat's.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
He's got a good point .
I remember for the listeners, Idecorate.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
I have a christmas tree every year that I solely
dedicate to decorating an emptybeer cans, so I will put up the
tree, then just proceed to drinkas many beers as possible with
my friends, and we all just hangour empties on the tree and see
how well we can get itdecorated.
Yeah, no, I'm definitely gonnakeep that tradition alive oh,

(10:28):
you should like the rest of mylife.
Like I'll just move it from youknow different spots into like
a shop, or outside, or and itfeels festive.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
We're listening to music, we're all hanging out.
It's a good excuse, yeah, goodexcuse to see all of us like a
christmas party.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
That's what I'll turn into one day is just a huge
christmas party.
I'll get like a 40 foot talltree, play a ladder and stuff
and we got to decorate it fromthe top down so no one's
climbing a ladder when they getsuper hammered.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah I like it and then if there's a bottle there
that could, could be the star.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yeah, I've done that a couple times.
You finish a bottle and put itupside down on the tree A little
Pendleton Midnight.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Steak up top there, come on or like a Crown Royal
bottle would look good up there.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Oh yeah, but yeah.
So then I don't know after thatEverybody has one beer on their
list.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
I don't think that will ever make my list I might
make my like five or fourdoesn't crack my top three, but
just having like one, I guessit's also for me situational,
like it depends, like havingjust one when I'm like out and
about with friends, no, no way.

(11:47):
But if I'm like by myself justhaving one, yeah that's all
right.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
I don't really see the point in one beer.
Usually it just makes methirsty personally.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
So that's when that second beer comes around, then
you at least need 36 ounces ofliquid to quench your thirst,
yeah no for sure, yeah, I meanyou can't be like, wow, I'm
super thirsty.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
I mean 12 is not doing it, if you're like really,
really parched there no no,just not working out no, I think
my, my number five is probablygoing to be around like the 16
to 18, because you never plan on.
You don't go somewhere planningon drinking that much.

(12:30):
Usually it's an accident and ithappens quite often.
You have that accidental youknow.
Now here comes Nigel and he'shammered and the night
progressed that much.
You usually start drinkingaround you know 4 pm and the
shirt's off and you're here.
You are 16 to 18 deep.
So that number five it's arisky one, that 16 to 18.

(12:52):
You're not pushing it way overthe edge, but you're.
You're up there for sure.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
So that's that's probably you rock around my five
spot my five spot gosh, maybelike two, just like enough to be
like all right.
Like I stuck around for more.
Like if I go somewhere and Ihave in mind like all right, I'm
not gonna drink a lot, I'm justgonna have one or two and I get
to two like all right, like Ifeel like I was social enough

(13:21):
and I don't feel like a dick forjust like coming to an event
and then having the two and thenleaving.
You know, I feel like it's goodlike and it's also good social
timing, I think yeah yeah, my,my, uh, my four, I think, is
probably like seven beers.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yeah, it's just like a super casual, like you went
out, yeah, had a good time andtalked to some folks, spent,
spent a good quality amount oftime with some people and, uh,
no one's like falling over, youknow.
So that's probably.
My four is like seven, likeseven, eight, somewhere in there

(14:07):
.
But I like that, it's just likea casual night yeah, I like it.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
My, uh, my four would probably be around around the
number three because I feel likearound three.
You know, maybe you're dd forthe night and you need to
stretch three beer.
You can stretch three beers alittle bit, oh for sure and
three is a.
I mean that's a.
It's not a not an uncommonexperience to have three beers,
you know, with hanging around.
So three is probably where I'dgo.

(14:37):
You're still being safe you'restill being dry, yeah, exactly
yeah, I like that.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
I think I might agree with you on that off the top of
my head.
Yeah, I think three is probablyat my number.
Four too, kind of like what Isaid earlier about the whole
social timing, but it's alsolike, alright, I could still be
part of a fun conversation andbe part of the fun night that
everyone's having if I amdriving.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
My three would probably be.
Let's see here Probably likefour.
I would say that's like a tacoTuesday, like you gotta work the
next day Taco.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Tuesday and Houston.
May I ask you when do you liketo do your taco Tuesdays?

Speaker 3 (15:18):
My taco Tuesdays I like to do the Alston Pub and
Grub the Alston Pub and Grub.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Where's that located?

Speaker 3 (15:27):
The top of the Rainier Oregon Hill, nice, wow,
headed westbound to Astoria, Ithink I might have to stop by
there.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
That sounds like a great establishment, try.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah, they got a chicken sandwich.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
I do like chicken sandwiches.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
They also got chicken wings.
Wow, chicken wraps.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Chicken sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Do they have a lot of different drink options?

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah, they have a lot .
They have twisted tea on tap.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Oh boy, I think we got to go there ASAP Twisted tea
, I think so.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
They also got chicken sandwiches, spicy chicken
sandwiches, spicy chickensandwiches.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
What about the underrated Five Alarm Burger?

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Yeah, you can get chicken on a Five Alarm Burger,
the McGangbang at the Olsen Pub.
All right?

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Okay, well, anyway, what's?
Oh, wow, where were we.
What kind of beers do we like?
All right, okay, Well, anyway,what's?
Wow, where were we?
What kind of beers do we like?

Speaker 3 (16:30):
We're on the number three, Okay let's just get up to
number one.
I mean, what's your number one?
Amounts of beers drank.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Number one is going to be around that nine ten.
You're feeling good.
You got your liquid courage,you got your confidence.
You got your confidence.
You got you're talking to oldpeople at the bar.
You're you made so many friends.
It's you're having a good timeand everyone's having a good
time around you.
It's not too much, it's not toolittle and uh, it's a very,

(16:58):
very respectable, uh, amount ofliquid.
You're ingesting um around thatnine your many trips to the
bathroom, but it's worth itbecause you know you're having a
good time and uh, and it's justyeah pretty nice, nice night
out, even night in, you know,have a little campfire actions

(17:19):
oh yeah, like a good campfire.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
What's your number one, Mike?

Speaker 2 (17:25):
It's what you said earlier.
I think I like seven.
A 30?
Oh no, no, I think I'm a goodseven or eight, because on a
regular day seven or seven slasheight for me that's enough to
get me right at the border.
Drunk I'm buzzing heavy anddepending on what I've eaten

(17:48):
that day, I'm feeling reallygood.
Stuff's, funny Music hitsharder.
I'm having a good time with myfellas.
So I think 6 to 7 to 8 to 9 isgood.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
6 to 7 to 8 to 9,.
Gotcha, that's a wide range,girl, gotcha.
See, my favorite number ofdrinking has probably gotta be
let's see here I'm trying topick between 18 and 24 wow.
I would say I think I'd sayprobably 18.

(18:29):
18 is a classic.
Oh yeah, 18 is just deadclassic.
And the type of day 18 is 18 isa type of day where, like you
get up with your friends, yougot something planned for the
day.
You know you're going like afishing trip, or maybe you're

(18:50):
rock rock hunting, or you knowtaking a nice little hike trying
to find some artichokes in thewilderness and you're just like
cracking open a beer at 7 am,kind of like a steady vibe all
day long.
Off of 18 beers, that'sprobably my favorite type of

(19:11):
beer drinking day.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
It's a good time.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah, you have to wait at the local mart for it to
open at 7 am to even be able tobuy the beer.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
You really need to push that time back, man.
It's getting ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Yeah, and it's just wow.
It makes for great days, greatdays, great memories oh yeah,
those days usually start outwith a shot in the coffee, oh
yeah a little penalty in thecoffee wow, so like a half of a
fifth, and then you'd startworking on that 18, right,
you're warm at that point, andthen you just keep her going
yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
So, bubs, let me ask you a question.
What's up?
So I feel like our listenersare probably like.
So his name is austin slashbubs.
Slash slash nigel.
Where did nigel come from?

Speaker 4 (20:02):
nigelel.
Nigel is a creature.
He usually comes out after that12 to 16 beer limit.
He creeps around and he's justmy drunk alter ego.
You are the creature, it's meHello.
Yeah, he came around maybe, Idon't know probably senior year,

(20:26):
high school ish, and I Ithought the name nigel was sick.
You know, for all you nigels outthere, congrats on a cool name
yeah, but uh, shout out ournigels it's my drunk alter ego
and, uh you, sometimes he can bekind of sort of a fuck, but for
the most part, when nigel comesout, it's a good time for
everyone and you know, that'skind of where it came about just

(20:50):
partying and having a good time, living my best life.
And yeah, I had to call itsomething because it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
It wasn't me you know well, we've been friends for a
pretty long time now and I feellike for more than half of our
friendship.
I just call you nigel now yeahlike even even just calling you
on the phone to say what's up,you're nigel I think alex's
nipples get scared when you saidnigel he flinched for some
reason I feel like alex'snipples.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
He's kind of like nigel I treat him kind of like
beetlejuice.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
You say his name enough, and then buzz
subconsciously just thinks likeall right, it's okay if nigel
comes.
Treat him kind of likebeetlejuice.
You say his name, enough, andthen buzz subconsciously just
thinks like all right, it's okayif nigel comes out.
And then it's like god whoinvited this asshole.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
It's like dude that's my niece's birthday party.
What are you doing like?

Speaker 2 (21:34):
come on, man, I love it though guess what alex found
today?
What did alex find?
A blue chew found a blue chewin the parking lot was it like
in the package, still or?
That's how I saw it.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
I ate it oh, I popped a pre-pod blue chew I did not
pop a pre wow, yeah, at leastit's a big blue chew fan what
you got, a creator code or like.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah, Bluetooth slash Rolling Deep coming soon.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Yeah, I was like yeah , Bluetooth man.
He's like, yeah, do you get alot of ads for that too?
And I was like no, he's like ohwell, I do.
And I'm always just like whatthe hell?
I don't need blue chew.
I'm like I think someone'strying to tell you that you need
.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
I started yelling at easton.
We were going to drop off histax and I started yelling at him
but I didn't see there was anold lady standing right next to
us, because I started yelling athim that I don't need blue chew
she was probably intrigued.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Oh, this young man, wow, when was the last time you
got an MRI to check out yourbones X-ray sorry.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
Let's get a bone density graph on this kid.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Fantasy punishment Everyone has to get bone density
.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
How's your bone marrow?

Speaker 5 (22:54):
Good.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
Drink a lot of milk.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
I did drink a lot of milk last weekend.
Oh yeah, yeah, because thewhole blazing thing Drink a lot
of milk.
I did drink a lot of milk lastweekend.
Oh yeah, yeah, because thewhole blazing thing.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
How was that experience?

Speaker 2 (23:07):
It was terrible.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
What'd you do?

Speaker 2 (23:10):
For the listeners.
I lost fantasy football.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
With what record?

Speaker 2 (23:17):
I think I only won Two games, three, yeah,
something.
I have no idea, but I did tank,no, no.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
I don't think you did .

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Why would you tank?
Because I wanted the firstoverall pick, because I knew my
season was doomed becauseMcCaffrey ruined me and Tyreek
tank.
Because I wanted the firstoverall pick.
Because I knew my season wasdoomed because mcafree ruined me
and tyreek not having to areruined me straight him away and
also collusion, but anyway, Ihad to go to buffalo wild wings
and attempt the blazing wingchallenge and, uh, I did not

(23:55):
complete it.
They were way too hot.
I got two and a half, three,about two and a half.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
One and three quarter .

Speaker 3 (24:07):
I think you licked one.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
You smelt one as I started watering it.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah, why was our waitress memeing on me so hard
Like shut up?

Speaker 4 (24:20):
She was like you must hate your stomach yeah, she
said, man, you hate your insides.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Huh, I'm like no one orders these for fun, like
listen lady like listen turn itdown a notch.
I should have said listen, lady, are you gonna have ashton jen
to you?

Speaker 3 (24:37):
no, I don't think so I just like the part where I was
like yeah, he lost the FantasyLeague, Like that's why he's
doing this, and she's like tellyourself whatever you need, Like
what he actually did, Literallylost.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
I want to do that just for fun.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Yeah, she's like tell yourself whatever you want, I
guess.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
I bet she was more confused that you didn't order
the challenge.
You just ordered the wingsnormally.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Well, because I didn't want to do the challenge,
because I know like if youorder the challenge, they make
like a big deal and they likeannounce it, and I didn't want
people watching me.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Well, yeah, but maybe it would have gave you a little
bit more adrenaline.
I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
You could have pounded through it.
You could have scuzzed down acouple more, for sure.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
But no, it was way hotter than I expected.
Did you finish the rest of them?
I had two, two more yeah.
After the leftovers, I ate onethe night we got back and then I
had one the next day, but Ithought the second one tasted
funny, probably a little spicy.

(25:40):
Not as bad.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Yeah, see, that's why I was just trying to give you
the easy way out Eat one whenyou get back home.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
No, they're cold Because then it'll be less spicy
.
I didn't eat them cold.
I put one in the air fryer andthen the other one I just
microwaved.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Hmm.
Did the air fryer like makethem dry.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
A little bit.
So that's why I think it kindof helped.
But it was still like damn.
I've done the last dab hotsauce shit, and I would rather
do that than the blazing.
But also when I did the blazingI was eating multiple, I was
just trying to down it.
So maybe that had something todo with it, because I think we
looked at it beforehand and thelast dab is supposed to be
hotter than the blazing.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
You had a last dab bagel, last episode, is that
right?

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, easton, chris and I all had a little last dab
bagel.
Well, I got laced, I didn'tknow.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Alex, how many beers are you on?

Speaker 2 (26:30):
I'm about to finish my second Of six, hey man, I'm
getting there.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Did you have that one open before the episode?
No, I drank, drank finish thisone oh yeah and then I'm on this
one okay, I'll take your, I'lltake your honesty I wasn't
paying attention.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
I'm not.
I'm not chris out here I.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
I did have one open before the episode that I can't
count, so I'm on number two Ialso had a pre-cracker, and now
I'm on my seat I like that.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
I like our guests as being honest yeah, a double, a
double shot drink.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
That's one drink.
Let's just make that a point.
Christopher, sorry, but I likethat.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
It's not my fault that you got a little heavy on
your poor yeah so was.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
was he just drinking?
Like what was he?
Was he mixing Nothing?

Speaker 2 (27:19):
He was just oh he was just taking straight.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
No it was like squirt or something.
Oh yeah, it was some juice Ihad over in the bar.
Yeah, oh no, it was Milo's.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah, it was lemonade .

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Do you guys like tequila?
No, how do we feel all acrossthe board about tequila?

Speaker 2 (27:39):
I didn't like it for the longest time, and then, when
we all took our Cabo trip, Ikind of hated it even more.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Yeah, mexico and tequila go hand in hand yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Nigel, you were with Easton and I during our Cabo
adventures.
Yep, yep.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
And with that, welcome back to Rolling Deep.
Anyway, yeah, where were we at?
We were talking about Mexico,weren't we?

Speaker 2 (28:09):
I think a little bit.
Yeah, tequila in.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Mexico.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Tequila and Tecate Light.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Yeah, we had a pretty good time in Cabo.
What was that Gosh like three,four years ago 2021,.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
I think.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Yeah, a couple years back now.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
What a time yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
It was pretty wild from the moment we left.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Just getting to the airport was crazy because we all
packed into one truck and I hadto lay across.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Yeah, there's eight guys in a five seat truck.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
And somehow I got to be the one that had to lay
across everyone.
And I had no idea where we wereat all.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Yeah, no.
And then the plane ride down.
We, uh, what did we get delayed?
Well, no, we landed and gotdelayed in Phoenix.
They wouldn't let us get offthe plane because there was
somebody in our terminal.
Oh yeah.
And it was literally like wehad like 20 minutes in between

(29:12):
like boarding the next plane andgetting off the plane in
Phoenix, but we sat on therunway for like 45.
And we were the last people toget on our plane, so awkward
yeah we were like and we kepttelling, like the flight
attendant, like we're all tryingto be respectful because like
they can't really hurry it up,but at the same time we were
like I don't really know howthis is gonna work out if we

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don't get on that other flight.
So we're like, hey, we.
We're like we gotta get to theother flight.
So we're like, hey, we got toget to the other flight.
And they're like, yeah, I knoweverybody does.
It was like, yeah, valid.
I kind of figured that wasgoing to be your answer.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Tough part about flying is that they can't do
something for you, but you needit done right then and there.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yeah, we really need it on this plane.
They're like, yeah, so doeseveryone else.
It's like, yeah, but doeseveryone else only have 15
minutes?

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Yeah and then, uh, yeah, and then we landed, Got uh
to the Marina Fiesta.
Shout out the Marina Fiesta.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Oh, so nice.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
Very nice, very nice establishment.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Actually no.
The Marina F very niceestablishment, actually no.
The marina fiesta terribleestablishment.
Oh, if I ever, if I ever, go tobook a room at the marina
fiesta and it's booked out everysingle weekend of the year, I'm
gonna be so pissed so for that.
I'm gonna tell you that it'snot that good of an
establishment.
You probably shouldn't book.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Don't stay there yeah , fuck the marina f.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Don't stay there.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
If you like reasonable prices and fun, yeah,
if you like to drink beer in apool with your best friends and
meet a cool entertainment dudenamed Hugo, and eat all the food
on the marina and get served bythe coolest bartender in cabo

(31:03):
san lucas all inclusive thendon't stay there shout out the
sports bar though.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Oh, yeah, yeah all the best, great service I.
That first night was just sointense, I feel like for a first
night at your vacation spot,yeah, it was pretty intense do
you guys?

Speaker 4 (31:27):
do you guys remember um that bar tab?
We we piled up in the firstpool, oh yeah, I still tell
people about that like dude.
That is the craziest shit Ihave ever seen.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
I don't remember.
I don't remember the number.
Yeah, it was like.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Wasn't it like $1,900 or?

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Yeah, just something $1,900.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
And well, because we like got food and shit right Too
.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
I'm sure we got food, but, dude, we were freaking
scuzzing them back.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
No, it was crazy because, like, even if you get
all-inclusive like most peopleI'm not sure if this works
everywhere, but at least at themarina fiesta, when you are all
inclusive, you still have tolike sign a tab.
Even though you don't payanything, you still gotta like
put your room number, sign thetab and it like shows you which
fun fact now it's all in pesos,so I don't even know what the

(32:15):
price is, but, like, when wewere down there, it was all in
us dollars still and they wouldlike give it to us which, yeah,
that that first day there at thepool was like 1900 bucks.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Well, yeah, and we got there early as hell too.
Yeah, because we got.
We left oregon at like what 5am was like a 520 flight yeah,
yeah, it was something like that, so we probably got there.
What by 9, 10?

Speaker 4 (32:42):
yeah, yeah something like that.
But oh my god no, it is wild.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
I love mexico, shout out mexico yeah, no, we need.
We should redo that trip.
Yeah, no, I mean that was wildJust the first night in general.
Like getting there, we all wentout, then we all split up and
nobody knew where anybody was atand somehow, like you know, we

(33:11):
all got back to the room andthere was like Ubers taken and
walks and hopping, you know.
It's like everybody got back tothe hotel room in a different
way.
It felt like and yeah, we hadall had to like regroup at the
end of the night was like hey,we can't do that again.
Like if we, if we need a buddysystem if we do a week of that

(33:34):
like somebody's, somebody'sgetting lost like somewhere or
never coming back home.
We can't just be dispersing, ohyeah.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Solo dolo in Mexico as an American citizen is a
little risky of a place,especially with not-so-fluent
Spanish.
Oh yeah, un poco Dude.
One thing I love about being ina new place, or even just
drinking a beer at your localbar, is meeting new people.
I love meeting new people,hearing their stories, where

(34:09):
they're from, what they gotgoing on, because everyone's got
something you know, everyone'sgot something different going on
and it's it's interesting tohear.
You know what, what's what'smoving on around the world and
we, they got stories, just likewe do exactly, and you meet some
pretty interesting people,especially at a resort in mexico
, I mean who is the mostinteresting person we met in

(34:31):
cabo?

Speaker 2 (34:32):
you think?

Speaker 4 (34:33):
there is.
There is one feller that comesto mind and I wish I knew his
name, but um, he goes by.
Big shoots, big shoots.
Dude, this absolute unit of afeller oh god, oh wow, you got a
story about big shoots yeah,we're putting an sos out on big

(34:56):
shoots.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
If you find big shoots anywhere, uh, let us know
.
We gotta get in touch with theguy again if he matches the
following description, pleasereach out a lot of body hair
lots of body hair that's.
That's actually how he got thename.
Big shoots is uh, for the mostpart before big shoots, we call

(35:17):
them donald.
And then when I first met him,it's kind of like when letter
kinney was like popping off andyou know, like the scene in the
first episode when they're liketake their tank tops off and
stuff, and then tarps off budyeah, then he's like what's up
with the body, hair, big shootsthat's how it came of art, is it

(35:38):
shorezy?

Speaker 5 (35:39):
right, that's the main character shorezy.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Yeah, yeah and then I met this guy for the first time
and he had like an inch of bodyhair just covering.
He was just sitting in the pooloh yeah, and I was just like,
so then I gave him the nicknamebig shoots.
We call them big shoots for therest of the time and we never
actually figured out his fullname, but he as far as I know he

(36:02):
loved us.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
I would almost go as far to say he was rolling deep
with us most of the time.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
He was rolling deep more than some of the guys that
went with us to Cabo.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Yeah, what was he drinking?
He was off Havana.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Yeah, Havana Club.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
So if you see this guy drinking Havana, yeah,
havana Club.
So if you see this guy drinking, Havana.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Yeah, the description he's a gosh, it's been a while
now.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
He's probably like, probably like 65.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Yeah, he's probably 60-ish.
60-ish, maybe mid-60s, he'sprobably like six foot you think
yeah.
Probably like six foot tall,kind of a bigger dude.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
He had glasses, right he had glasses.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
He worked at a mill.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
He was from Texas.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
From Texas.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
No clue what mill, either Oil fields or.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Yeah, like.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
He's an operator.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
He's an operator somewhere and he watches Netflix
and YouTube at work a lot Often, very often Slight lisp.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
We love him for it.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Oh gosh, he's amazing .
Actually, he left the daybefore we left, I think, or two
days, something like that.
We told him we were going tomake him a Snapchat and then
proceeded to get drunk thatnight.
Woke up a little bit hungoverbut he went to the front like

(37:30):
checkout station, figured outwhat room we were in, came and
at like 8 am knocked on our door.
We like didn't know who it was.
We're kind of hungover slow toget to the door.
Opened the door and it was justa bottle of Havana Club and he
was gone and we've never seenhim again.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
That guy is an absolute unit of a gentleman,
Like we said this was about fouryears ago, almost four years
ago, would ago.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Would love to find the guy, yeah, and have him as a
guest on roll and d wow dudeI'd fly out to texas for him oh
yeah, his wife.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
his wife didn't appreciate how much we were
hyping him up, but I think thatwas also because we just called
her Mrs Chutes.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
I just remember us at the Italian restaurant on the
resort and we were on the patiokind of, and we're all just
talking having drinks eating,and then they walked by, they
were shopping or something andone of us saw them and we all
big chutes and we all startedjust getting hyped like yelling
at him and he I know he likeloved it, but his wife did not
look so happy.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
She was glaring and then we walked into the italian
restaurant to eat, and then shegot even more annoyed that we
were literally sat at the tablelike almost right next to her.
Yeah, because I think they werelike walking he's like you want
to eat here and she was likehe's like we're gonna eat here

(39:05):
no, but he'd always be likewaiting at the pool for us and
stuff oh, hanging in the hot tubby himself like always right in
like the area that we wouldalways plant ourself in.
You know he'd just be likechilling there.
You know he'd put his towel ona chair, like right in the
middle of the chairs that weused every day, just to like
hang out the.

(39:26):
His wife would come down likefive hours later and he'd just
be like well, there's no roomfor you, honey might as well go
back up to the room while I hangout with the fellas.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Yeah, the boys came down it's me and the boys.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
The craziest part was him literally keeping up with
us getting a beer or a drinkevery time we did.
It was like what a dude.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
I think he bought us a round of shots.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
Oh, I'm sure they were all inclusive.
I would have bought everyoneshots too.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
He didn't have to put in the extra effort.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
But he did.
He's big shoots, it's bigshoots I was doing.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
You roll deep on the shots a little too hard yeah
early, early days there too yeah, so there there was that.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
So that second day that I was talking about, where
I blacked out we there was likea dinner at a steakhouse or
something, and only they couldonly reserve six, six spots,
yeah yeah because, it was likekind of during covid.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
So they said they weren't reserving any groups
bigger than six.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Yeah, eight so that's why, uh, me and someone else I
won't name uh decided to sit out.
And then we just walked aroundand like did some like window
shopping kinda, and we went upto the sky bar.
And well, we went to the sportsbar and he got shots of tequila
, I got shots of vodka, becauseI was like, oh, I can't do that.

(40:53):
I took probably like two tothree shots of vodka.
There had a few drinks, andthen we went up to the sky bar
and then we met some people,made some friends, and then my
unnamed friend was kind of likeall right, how many people here?
Seven?

Speaker 3 (41:11):
are you talking about kevin right?
The call out I, I didn't meanhe'll be cool with it.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Sorry, kev, but anyway kevin looks around.
He's like all right, there'seight of us here, cool, yeah, 20
shots of tequila.
So everyone's ripping tequilaand I can't be the odd guy out.
So I probably ripped one or two, maybe, I don't know.
I don't know how many I ripped,but later on, after the rest of
the fellas got done with theirdinner, easton and they found me

(41:42):
and I was hammered, he wasstaked oh yeah, I uh convinced,
alex, we needed to shotgun abeer I got the guy to get us two
beers.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
We both cracked them with our teeth like god intended
, and uh, we sat there and Iblow holed them and if you don't
know what blow holing is, I uhwent to go shotgun the beer as
soon as I cracked it.
I just blew through the holeinstead of drinking the beer and

(42:18):
just shot alex just straight inthe face.
He didn't even know whathappened, just kept shotgunning
his beer and then uh and Icompleted it right, oh yeah you
completed it and but then, uh,you later, like you blacked out,
went to the room, or we got youto the room and, uh, then the

(42:40):
guy was trying to kick me off,like the rooftop bar, because I,
uh, oh, you made the mess yeahbecause the floor was sticky and
I don't know if this is a goodthing or not, but I just blamed
it on you.

Speaker 6 (42:55):
I was like no, it's the other guy like did you see
how drunk he was?

Speaker 3 (42:59):
like, we got him out of here, don't worry about it,
man.
And then he totally bought itand was like oh, okay, I was
already in bed, Well.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
So it was that night right where I shut down the bar
for a second, or the nightbecause I dropped.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
You got a beer.
You went up to grab it.
There was modellos and a coupleother glass bottled beers and
you went to grab yours and theice tray was right next, like
the ice where you scoop the iceyeah and you went to grab it,
absolutely clobbered the glassinto the ice and it exploded and

(43:37):
they were like, yeah, we gotta,we gotta close this down.
I don't remember if it was thatnight or another, but that
definitely happened.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
I remember it yeah, because I remember I had to be
walked to my room and someonewas like, yeah, you closed down
the the bar.
I remember feeling bad I all, Iall.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
One of the main things I remember from this trip
is how many people knew whereour small ass town was yeah,
there's no one talking aboutthat.
There was what probably 10 10people we met on this trip,
whether that be plane in cabo inphoenix.
People knew where her littletown was and we're like what?

Speaker 3 (44:15):
2600, 2800 I'm gonna look it up, that that sounds
about right.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
I think it was the lady.
Well, on our way back, I don'tremember if she was on our plane
in Cabo or not leaving, butdefinitely like Sacramento, but
she like knew where our town was.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
Yeah, she was from just down the road, like 30
miles, I mean okay, that makessense, but it was still just
kind of weird you know, no, okay, that makes sense, but it was
still just kind of weird, youknow.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
No, it's weird when people can call out that they
know where you are from whenyou're pretty much, I would say,
an hour from any big city, 19,1926 1926 people and we went to
mexico.
Yeah, like we.
We literally went to the tip ofthe small part of mexico we
went to a different country andpeople knew where we left.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
In the old Baja yeah the.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
Baja.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Another thing I want to talk about from Calvo is our
boating trip.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
We thought it was the best idea to go on a clear
bottom boating trip.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Yeah, you know, we thought we'd be cool.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Well we didn't think it was cool.
You know, what really happenedis like five days in.
We realized that we had onlygotten hammered for five days
and we probably ought to do likesome adventures to just tell
people that we did somethingbesides getting hammered.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Go on a hike or something.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
And that was like the cheapest, quickest, like it was
like the cheapest thing to do,quickest thing to do, so we get
back and get back to it likekind of an activity.
We can say that we like seensome little fishes or you know.
We'd be like, oh, we've seen alittle fish down the water and
maybe a puffer fish or somethinglike you can make up a lot of

(45:59):
stuff with that, like you don'thave to say you went on a glass
bottom boat.
You'd just be like we were inthe water and seeing a puffer
fish.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
You went to lover's rocker yeah, like lover's beach
yeah, but yeah, and we allthought our boat was going to be
super high tech and we thoughtthe uh, what would you call it?
To see through glass.
Well, that too we thought.
We thought we were going to beable to see some cool shit, I
mean, which we did we saw some.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
We saw some guppies.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Yeah, for sure but it was kind of a red flag when
it's time to leave and ourcaptain isn't there.
And like the tour guide or Idon't know what to call him, the
guy that set everything up.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
He's like all right, I'm going to go get your captain
.
And he goes into this bar andour captain comes out stumbling.
Barely speaks English.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
It fit the part though.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
Oh yeah, oh, he's hammered, he was hammered.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
We were probably like his best guys he had ever just
because we matched him.
It's not like we're a family offour with a mom.
That's just like God damn it,you just came out.
We were just like dude, we'reliterally going on a boat ride
just to say that we did it.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
when we get back, as long as you don't sink us, we're
happy.
Yeah, I just remember you werelike.
Easton was like oh, do you haveBluetooth in this?
Like can I connect and playmusic?
And he's like, yeah.
Easton's like okay, how do I doit?
And he's like, yeah, bluetoothDo it.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
It was such a struggle to get on aux.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Yeah, and all of us tried Like.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
I think six of us tried like connecting you just
start playing it off your phoneat that point, yeah and, like
the, the clear bottom wasn'tvery clear, it was tight, it was
like it was like a probably atwo by three square freaking
plexiglass and I mean, you'veseen some critters in there oh

(47:56):
yeah, a whole lot of silicone tokeep it sealed.
Oh yeah, it was mostly it was,it was caulked up.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Yeah, it still was cool because we saw some like
cool, like rock formations, andit was wasn't about seeing fish,
it was about the, the times weall shared it was about the
journey, if you will exactlywith the weather heating up, you
might be trying to find a goodwatering hole to have yourself a
cold beer or an even betterplace to get your munch on.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Look no further than the Alston Pub and Grub.
With their great prices andeven better service, you are
guaranteed to be satisfied whenleaving the Alston Pub and Grub.
Let's crank it up a little bit.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Come on now.
Guess who just got back today,them wild-eyed boys that had
been away, haven't changed,hadn't much to say.
But man, I still think themcats are crazy.
They were asking if you werearound, how you was, where you

(49:15):
could be found.
Told them you were livingdowntown Driving.
All the old men crazy.
The boys are back in town.
The boys are back in town.
The boys are back in town.
The boys are back in town theboys are back in town.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
The boys are back in town.
The boys are back in town.
The boys are back in town.
Boys are back in town, boys areback in town.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Yeah, um, we had to have a little music break.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Yeah, we were vibing that was a set, a world record
here for the rolling deeppodcast, uh, for the longest
intermission we've ever taken.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
So uh, I think we at least took each of us took what
two or three pisses yeah, acouple, couple few pisses.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
Uh, what did I roll?
A four or something, a three,something like that, and I I
think I'm working on seven rightnow and I think I only had like
three done when we tookintermittent.
Honestly, I forgot we'rerolling deep.
I'm going to say, boy, how muchdo I got left Probably like

(50:36):
this one and another one.
Probably get me close on theHot Rolls, I think.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Well, I'm cracking open my last.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Well, if we're talking Hot Rolls my Hot Roll
was five here we are at eightIntermissions.
Did us well Three big pisses.
We're letting her fly today,boys yeah, I always get another

(51:04):
one yep, you just got oneairlifted over.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Come on yeah and just remember, even though we are
rolling deep, we all have ddsand we're being safe, and we
hope that if you're rolling deepwith us, you're being
responsible while doing so yeah,hopefully you're not having any
of those road beers.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
We do not support road sodas on this podcast.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
It's cool to drink, but it's even cooler to be safe.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
It's cool to drink, but it's even cooler to drink.
No, it's just cool to drink.
It's it's just cool, cool.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
Yeah, it's cool to drink no, yeah, I mean you just
feel cooler when you're hammered.
Yeah, yeah, we're.
We're reaching that point ofthe uh of the contest here, when
we're uh just scuzz and havinga good scuzz dude.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
The funniest thing is like like to the listeners out
there, I also listen to it thesame day it comes out as you
guys, and I just like I'm gonnalisten to this, you know, a
couple days from now, and justlike hear the intermission part
and then just be like holy piss.

(52:19):
We're so much more dialed inthan we were to be kidding you
from the end of talking aboutCabo to now.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
How long did we take intermission?
For at least an hour.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
I hope somewhere out there, if Rondo's listening to
this, he makes us breakfastburritos shout out Rondo for
this intermission steak.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
We love you, Rondo Shout out Mondo, shout out Janus
.
Oh, you're taking over forChuck on that.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Yeah, I figured listeners hadn't heard one in a
while, tuna.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
That was for you.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Yeah, tuna can.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Good old.
Chuck Tune.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Do we call in Chuck?

Speaker 4 (53:05):
I mean, do you guys want us to call in Chuck
Listeners?

Speaker 3 (53:09):
if you want us to call in Chuck press 1.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Yeah, I think they pressed it.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Yeah, I heard that Sounds like you guys pressed it.
All right, we get it.
We'll call in Chuck.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
All right, let's see what he's lifting today, Except
for I don't know Chuck's phonenumber.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Oh, I do know Chuck's phone number.
I got his WhatsApp.
I got his kick.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Oh, here it is.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Yeah, I might have to crank her up a little bit.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
Turn her hips on.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Whoa, there he is.
What's up man?
What's going up man.
What's going on?
Tim, you're on the pod rightnow.

Speaker 6 (53:44):
Well, I'm putting down some dark fur.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Some dark fur.

Speaker 6 (53:50):
Yeah, a little dark fur.
What do you call it?
Wood pieces Wood chips.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
You have a nice set of shades on there Are those
aviators?

Speaker 6 (54:00):
Yes, yeah, a little dark fur going down.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
Well, what's going on ?
Toon, I'm on the pod.
How's it going Bob?
Oh shit, bud.
How are you?

Speaker 3 (54:13):
now How's it?

Speaker 4 (54:13):
been Bob, oh, not so bad.

Speaker 6 (54:16):
And you?
Oh no, I just I wish I wasgoing there.
But fucking Matty and I aregoing to PBR tomorrow.
Oh, you excited oh yeah, I'mpretty excited to go to PBR.
We're going to get a little youknow rolling deep.
Yeah, you're going to promotethe podcast for us.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
You're going to get them to shout us out at PBR.

Speaker 6 (54:37):
Yeah, I'm going to shout you out at PBR, I'll be
yelling it.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Pabst Blue Ribbon baby.

Speaker 6 (54:43):
Yeah, no it yeah, uh, yeah.
It should be a fun time, but Iwas gonna roll back there, but I
just have a roll back here.
So, yeah, makes sense.
Well, chuck, we uh told uhmaddie's dad and mom that I'd uh
get some yard work done for him, so that's not enough what a

(55:03):
good, what a good guy so tell usabout your you gotta do, you
know.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Tell us about your time in Hermiston for the
listeners that have been missingout on you.
Yeah, why have you been doing?

Speaker 6 (55:13):
this one.
I just got back from Hermiston.
Yesterday I was working nights,7 to 7, 12-hour days.
Two weeks I was running a nice348 crawler, so that's kind of
cool.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
What's the 348 stand for there, Toon?

Speaker 6 (55:30):
348 time Toon.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Wow, and besides work , what did you do there?

Speaker 6 (55:38):
Work.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Well, besides that, though, on your time off in.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Hermiston.

Speaker 6 (55:44):
I went to the pheasant, the pheasant.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
What's the pheasant Explain?

Speaker 6 (55:46):
that.
But besides that, though, onyour time off in Hermiston when
you like, work.
Oh, I went to the Pheasant.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
The Pheasant, yeah, the Pheasant.
What's the Pheasant?

Speaker 6 (55:50):
Explain that the Pheasant is a bar.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
What kind of stuff happens at the bar there, Chuck?

Speaker 6 (55:57):
Well, a lot of old people, because it's 7 o'clock
in the morning when I roll inthere.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Yeah, Chuck, you missed it.
I rolled my first six on thepodcast.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Yeah, alex rolled his first six today how many beers
down you have five.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
I'm on my six.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
Right now, bubs roll the oh I'm, I've been rolling
chuck bu's rolled a five andhe's down eight, and I rolled a
four and I'm down eight as well.

Speaker 6 (56:32):
That's good, I like that.
I like that.
Wish I was there.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
We're exceeding expectations today on the pod.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
I like that.
You know what Tuna.
I like having a beer with Chuck, you know.
Yeah, well, I like having abeer with Chuck, you know.

Speaker 6 (56:48):
Yeah, well, fucking, you're going to have to.
You're pulling up again.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Chuck, we were talking.
I think we should have Nigel onmore frequently.
So then that way us four canall be together and roll deep.

Speaker 6 (57:01):
I like that.
I like that idea.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
It was all good until Chuck's first rodeo at old
Nidestock.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Nidestock.
Yeah, let's talk aboutNidestock for a second Chuck
what do you remember aboutNidestock?

Speaker 6 (57:15):
Well, I remember showing up with a bottle in my
hand.
I remember leaving without abottle and trying to walk home.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
How much was in that bottle when you got to Nidestock
Chuck?

Speaker 6 (57:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
Half bottle when you got to nidestock chuck.
I don't know, half maybe.
If I remember correctly, therewas about a quarter.
There was about a quarter leftin that bottle when chuck tuna
pulled up to nidestock.

Speaker 6 (57:35):
Okay, well, here's what happened is I was on the
couch, opened up a bottle, I hada case of sprite sitting next
to me and you know, I was justdrinking away watching tv,
living my best life, and then Ihear night stock.
My house now and I go all right, so I called my brother, got a

(57:56):
ride up there and then Iremember about 20 minutes of
night stock and then after that,downhill and so for the
listeners.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Nigel, do you want to maybe explain Nijstock a little
bit?

Speaker 4 (58:09):
yeah, you know.
So Nijstock it is.
It's a festival, if you will.
It's pretty much a drinking.
It's a drinking event tomoderate Nigel and all of his
expeditions, so everyone pullsup, for not everyone, that's

(58:31):
experienced.
Nigel pulls up the night stock,so it's it's mostly, you know,
everyone to hang around.
It's a pretty good crowd.
We get, we get, we all goaround.
You know, you bring your tent,you bring your, you bring your
best pillow and, uh, you plan tojust get staked and we're being
safe while we're doing it a100% Um.

(58:53):
so there's liability forms thatgo out.
Yep Sign sign right on up hereat Nigel.
Nigel gets steakcom andeveryone you know you drink.
We have games, we have, we havefun, we have.
Alex, this last year we hadsome more, uh, more fun events.

(59:17):
Do you want to go into that alittle bit?

Speaker 2 (59:19):
yeah.
So it's been going on for twoyears now and I'll just give a
quick backstory how it kind ofstarted.
Uh, the weather was gettingnice and it was around the
summertime and nigel and I'lljust give a quick backstory how
it kind of started the weatherwas getting nice and it was
around the summertime and Nigeland I were just chilling eating
some good Rondo breakfastburritos and again, shout out
Rondo, shout out Rondo.
And we were watching the hitshow Blue Mountain State and,

(59:41):
for any of the listeners thathaven't seen it, highly
recommend One of the greatestshows of all time.
And we just thought what wouldbe a fun, cool, fun event?
And we thought night stock,it's a mix of woodstock mixed
with our buddy nigel, and, uh,there's usually a theme with it.

(01:00:01):
So the first year we did it, weall wore jerseys and we all had
some fun.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
It was a jersey party for those college viewers.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
You've all been to jersey parties.
You wear your best jersey.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Whether it's football or basketball, baseball,
whatever kind of jersey.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
I was sporting the Josh Giddey jersey.
For those who were wondering, Ithink I wore.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
I think the first year I did Kevin Durant when he
was on the Nets.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
I believe the old KD Come on.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
After that we all just kind of hung around.
We Borg'd that year.
If you don't know what a Borgis, we take Is it a gallon of
water?
What does Borg stand for?
Do you know, alex?
I do not know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
Borg actually stands for Blacked Out Rage Gallon.
So what you do is you get agallon of water.
You intake about half, threequarter, a quarter, whatever
you're feeling.
You refill that with vodka ofyour choice, or tequila if

(01:01:05):
you're feeling crazy likeCristobal, and then you top that
banger off with Mio andelectrolytes to fuel your
evening.
And that will get you tuned upright there and it's a risky
play to anyone that does it.
If you tend to partake, Tito'sis a very good option and please

(01:01:31):
do so safely, If you.
if you don't have anywhere todrive this night, then go ahead
and try yourself a board.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
You just pour a half gallon of Tito's.

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
So what you do is you get a?
You do a half gallon or a fifthyou do is you get a?
You do a half gal or a fifth?
Um.
Usually you would uh down abouthalf a gallon of water, pour in
a fifth of um your favoritevodkas or tequilas and then meal
on top of that.
If you're really feeling frisky, as do me and my friends, um

(01:02:06):
you do a half gal of titos or ahalf gal of uh preferred
beverage of the clear variety,and uh then you engulf, you uh
indulge in a night of fun.
You can make every singledifferent one flavor blasted to
whatever you prefer.
There's very, very differentMios.

(01:02:31):
You can select Differentflavors.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Different flavors.
And don't forget, you have toname your Borg.
So then you take a Sharpie andyou write on your gallon of
water slash Borg and you name it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Like Borgerson.

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
Like mine, my name.
You know, everyone goes for thememe, right?
You got to get something meme-yon there.
You, you pick something funny,you, uh, you choose something
that'll make everyone have agood jig.
So my name was dinkle borg.
Um, alex, do you remember yourname?
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
oh, I did a playborg cardi as a playboy cardi borg
james that's another good one.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
Exactly, you just you do a spin-off of some name with
the word borg in it and, uh,you got yourself a borg.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
You really do I think if I were to go to another borg
party, I would do bring it onhome, john borg, as in outer
banks, like bring it on home,john b, bring it on home, john
borg.
As in outer banks, like, bringit on home, john b, bring it on
home, john borg right, I wouldjust call mine borg borg
unchained.
Oh, that's a wow but yeah, likebubs was saying, this past year
we did something different andwe know the do's and don'ts of

(01:03:41):
this year, but last year we didslight beer olympics.
So I think this upcoming yearif there is one, which that's
all up to nigel he is the hostthat we would do beer olympics,
but we'd make it a little moreuh, what's the word?
Organized and maybe have aprize involved.

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
Yeah, no, no, I respect that.
Uh.
So this year, this last year,we did the um the niger olympics
and it was more so.
Uh, what, uh course.
So you have to hit a beer pong.
Hit a cornhole cornhole andjust on the board you, just, you

(01:04:24):
just had to run through thisgauntlet of situations and, uh,
what do you know, I, me, and whowas my partner?

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
I do not remember I had a partner.

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
Well, me and my partner won it.
So, uh, we're gonna have tostep it up a notch and it's all
random.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
I remember me and my partner.
I think we either got third orfourth place, so we did pretty
good we did.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Uh, siri ran our names through a you know and
random generator generator, andif it was upon beers drinking,
obviously um easton here wouldhave won.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
So we had to switch it up a little I don't think
easton made it to the beer yeah,I've never been to a night
stock yeah the first year I wasworking.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
I was supposed to be there you haven't been there
either years no, the very firstyear and the second, this pastor
he was like he came way later,he had something going on no,
both, both times.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
the first year I was working and the second year I uh
, the second year I had a afootball jamboree last year,
that's right.
Last year we were at thefootball.

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
Yeah, no, we're going to have to get you on.
It's a great time.
Maybe here in the next coupleof years, when we expand our
propaganda, we can get a biggercrowd.
Maybe you get a bigger crowd.
Maybe you get some of thelisteners here the Gorg MP
Theater.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Maybe we'll even do an episode during Nightstock,
who knows?

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
We were talking about doing a live feed for Rolling
Deep.
See at the beginning getinterviews of people who are
rolling deep.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Maybe we'll do a YouTube video Check in again at
the end of the night, do arolling deep and maybe we'll do
a youtube checking again at theend of the night and do a video
and show off the beer olympicsyou guys can vote on uh who you
think's gonna win yeah, chuckchuck tends to get a little
little nasty there at the old,uh nightstock.
So chuck, how do you right, howdo you?

Speaker 6 (01:06:23):
well, that's what I thought it.
That's my, that's my favoritepart of night stock.
You can drink as much as youwant Night stock and nobody
judges you.

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
Oh yeah, no, you're.
You're most beneficial to getas hammered as possible, as long
as you have a safe, qualitytransportation back to a safe
place for you.

Speaker 6 (01:06:46):
So you're your spot of the night.

Speaker 4 (01:06:47):
I usually roll up, but I find my safe
transportation by the end of thenight somehow.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
That's good, that'll happen.
Yeah, either way, chuck alwaysgets delivered, so then he does
chuck gets a lot of times chuckgets delivered places so he
doesn't even have an option togo home, except for you know,
yeah, which is best if, if youplan or tend to get you know, um

(01:07:10):
then uh, playing yourself a ddchuck, how do you think you
would do in the beer?

Speaker 6 (01:07:17):
olympics brother um, I don't know, but I showed up
last year but I showed up afterall that, like usual, I show up
at the end of night stock.
If I show up at the beginning,I'll be too rolled deep by the
end of it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
I think me and Chuck both need to make it there at
the beginning of Nightstock thisyear and then just declare that
we're a team.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
I think that's a cheat code.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Me and Chuck.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
I think that's unfair .

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Well, no, because both are our first years.
You guys have way moreexperience than us.
Me and chuck, walk in, declarea team, take nightstock and then
then the year after we canconsider making a different team
.

Speaker 6 (01:07:52):
But newcomers, I think this night should be a
team this year crazy calm,saying you're gonna take you
know what?

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
stock but I'm gonna declare it here on rolling deep
right now.
I think, depending on the BearOlympics, I think Nigel and I
versus you and Chuck would be agood.
No, I really do.
I think it's dependent on thegames.
For sure, exactly, I think youand Chuck could drink more than

(01:08:19):
me and Nigel combined.
But depending on the game orthe situation, I think Nigel and
I might have you guys beat.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
But if you think about any yard game, I think
Nigel and I might have you guysbeat.
If you think about any yardgame, I think I'd cook.
If you think about drinkingbeer.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
I think I'd cook.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
I'm pretty handy, you guys ever played croquet yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
I have actually, but honestly I think you two would
probably cook.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
We'll fucking get croquet on that bitch if we need
to.
Hey, uh, if for the listeners,but honestly I think you two
would probably go.
We'll fucking get croquet onthat bitch if we need to.
All right, hey, if for thelisteners, rolling in here on
the Rolling Deep pod, enter in.
They're going to post anInstagram story to see what
drinking games we need toinclude in the next Nightstock
and maybe they'll pull up withsome live conference feed of

(01:09:08):
night stock 2025 or maybe eastonchuck and I might just have to
report on it, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
Be like we could do some good stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:09:15):
Let's have a live going the whole night.

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
Stock oh, well, nice my shirts from like what 11 am
till everyone's blocked out Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
If we did, which you would give me and Chuck home
court advantage at this point,but if we did, night stock on
Nikolai oh.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
God, he is cooked.
Well, yeah, he is cooked.

Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
Yeah, that is home field advantage.
All right, tailgate throw up.
Yeah, chuck, I've seen thetapes.

Speaker 6 (01:09:55):
Hey you leaked the tapes.
Who leaked them?

Speaker 3 (01:09:59):
I didn't leak no tapes.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
Chuck, you sent them to me.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Oh God, all I'm going to say is for the listeners,
one of our favorite.
As a group of friends we liketo play some beard arts, and if
you don't know what beard artsis, we all sit in a circle in
our nice camping or lawn chairsand we all have a can in front
of us.
You crack it, then we take adart, like you throw a dart

(01:10:25):
board and throw it at our cans,and if you have a leak you got
to keep drinking until your leakstops.
And then that I'd be scared togo against chuck, because chuck
tends to go for me and me onlydidn't one of our friends get
whomped in the foot?
one of our good friends did getwhomped in the foot.
So if you decide to play beardarts because of this podcast, we

(01:10:46):
don't take any liability andalso be safe out there.

Speaker 6 (01:10:50):
I will say that I do go after Alex because he
deserves it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
Me and Chuck are just teaming up Like fine you and
Chuck versus me and Magil.
If me and Chuck are a team, youguys can pick your teams.
We're not losing.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
No, we'll do random.
You can make the most B-stepstacked.
Pick your teams.
We're not losing?

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
No, we'll do random.
You can make the most B-stepstacked matchup.
You got it's me and Chuck.
We ain't losing.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
Crazy comms.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
I'll cross my heart on that, Chuck.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
there is something I wanted to tell you what's that.
Last night I went to aWinterhawks game, watched some
hockey, watched our local hockeyteam play.
And I went to a winter hawksgame watch some hockey, watch
our local hockey team play.
And I went to go get food.
One of the stands there and Iswear to god this is true one of
the stands had chili mac damnright, because it's a
masterpiece but get this.

(01:11:40):
You know what was in their chilimac?
I didn't get it, so I didn'ttry it, or nothing I don't know
chili cheetos had cheetos inthat.
How do you feel about that?

Speaker 6 (01:11:51):
that's a legendary.
I usually like to put the theuh, what are those little curly
chips?
Yeah, the curly, the fritosfritos yeah, I like to put
Fritos Like the chili.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
Fritos, or are you going with the original?

Speaker 6 (01:12:09):
The what Fritos.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
Are you going to stack chili on chili and do the
chili Fritos, or are you goingto just do the original ones?

Speaker 6 (01:12:17):
That's a lot of chili flavor, I think.
I usually just go the original.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
That's fair, valid enough, that's a fair take.

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
I miss the beefy Frito Burrito from Taco Bell.

Speaker 6 (01:12:28):
I do too yeah, it's pretty legendary.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
I like a good old beefy five layer from Taco Bell
though yeah, not bad.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
I enjoy Taco Bell a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:12:45):
I enjoy Taco Bell a lot yeah, I get behind a little
Baja steak but anyway, as aguest, do you have anything else
to say?
What has not been covered a lotreally.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
Yeah, no, I'm gonna be here again.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
I'll pull up again has not been covered A lot
really.
Yeah, no, I'm going to be hereagain.
I'll pull up again.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Yeah, we would love to have you.
You were a great guest.

Speaker 4 (01:13:12):
I can't wait to talk about my favorite beers.
And if you ever go down toAstoria, Oregon, you'll find
yourself at a littleestablishment Getting a
three-way IPA.
Getting the damn three-way,getting the damn hot venom,
getting the uh.
You can get a whole varietydown there at the old uh growler

(01:13:38):
guys growler guys.
Get yourself a 32 ounce.
Aaled can Get yourself agrowler.
Get yourself a 12 ounce ifyou're feeling it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
And if you're not into IPAs, they got a lot more
and you're gonna have to look itup on maps, though, because it
looks like it's a shell station.

Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
It's right there outside the old shell station.
Stake and pull up into theshell and you'll get yourself a
good time.
I appreciate you having me outand can't wait to do it again.
Yeah, we'll do it again, forsure, let's get something mixed
up and we'll talk about somestuff and get it figured out.

(01:14:19):
Can't wait for you to fly meback in for this round.

Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
Thanks.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
Thank you for flying me out and having me on the pod
and you know, can't wait, can weappreciate you being here, man
I I appreciate it as well butfor our listeners out there.

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
Uh, thanks for listening and to stay updated on
our specials, new episodereleases, follow our instagram
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You can also email us atrolling deep pod at gmailcom.
Once again, thank you forlistening and remember with

(01:14:58):
enough drinks, you too can rolldeep rolling, deep, rolling One

(01:15:18):
day, Rolling, Rolling, Tellingme all night long Gasoline and
groceries.

Speaker 5 (01:15:27):
The list goes on and on.
It's nine to five.
Ain't working.
Why the hell do I work so hard?
I can't worry about my problemsand I take this when I'm gone.
What was that One?
Here comes the two to the three, to the four.
Tell them bring another round,we need plenty more.

(01:15:48):
Two stepping on the table.
She don't need a dance floor uptown near fish street.
Everybody at the park in tipsy.
Everybody at the park in tipsy.
Everybody at the park.