Ep. 7: Chuck Returns!

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Chuck returns to Rolling Deep with a perfect dice roll of six while the hosts discuss everything from belly button science to dangerous wild animals and debate the ethics of extreme sports.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I started drinking at 6 am.
We're here now.
I don't know what time it is,but I'm rolling deep.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Welcome back to rolling deep.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
I'm easton and I'm alex and I'm chuck wait wait,
wait.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
I missed you guys.
I missed you know all thelisteners out there and you know
work just uh, they don't carethat.
I have other things I want todo in my life, I guess.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah they're just like here.
I'll give you money, give up.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Yeah, they're like, I'll give you money.
We hate rolling deep.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Work.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Actually my boss the other day said we should,
instead of using a regular dice,we should use a D20.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
I told Chuck, I'm all right.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
He's like yeah, instead of using a dice, you
should just play Russianroulette.
Yeah, at one point you guyswill all die.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, yeah.
He basically said let's see whocan get a DUI faster.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
All right, Well, welcome back Charles.
I think you know how this works, so here's the dice.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Oh, thank you, I'm going to roll a big six today.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Ready.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Six.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
God dang Welcome back .

Speaker 1 (01:41):
What a welcome back.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Well, it happened because it hit the rubber part
but, I'll take it.
I'll take a six yeah, I mighthave been joking when I said
that, but you know, five man,we're rolling deep today so if I
get a four, I I think that isbecause no, you gotta get a six

(02:05):
no, the past few episodes we'vehad like three, four, five or
four, five, six, oh god, four,see it.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Oh, four, the old six , five, four action.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Well isn't that wild, it was pretty wild.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
With that being said, I'm going to be rolling deep.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
And Chuck, you didn't crack that one, so technically
you're about to have seven.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
No, that's not no, because I woke up drunk this
morning and I hey man, I didn'tinvent this.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
And then I just kept drinking.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
I haven't stopped.
I'm rolling deep 24-7 right now.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
So you, technically, have been rolling since 6 am.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Well, technically I was rolling since 9 pm last
night.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Well, I think we should start off this episode by
going over some questions wegot asked on the Rolling Deep
Pod Instagram.
Every once in a while we'llprobably post.
If you want to ask us anyquestions or for some advice in
life, you can go ahead andmessage us, email us.
And we got some questions andall three of us got some

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questions.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Yeah, what was our email?

Speaker 3 (03:24):
again.
You want to shout it out onemore time yeah, rolling deep pod
with one p at gmailcom therolling deep pot, one p.
So the first question, thefirst question we got, was why
is easton's belly button so deep?
Why is it Easton?

(03:46):
Why is it so deep?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
I don't know, I was born.
Well, I'll tell you somethingBelly button cord was cut a
little short, I guess.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Easton's belly button is so deep that if he was on
one of those survival shows hecould probably throw a month's
worth of food in that bitch.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Big old licorice rope .
Yeah, like everyone's hungry,he's like well, I had this
hidden licorice rope in my bellyfor the last four days yeah, I
mean it is.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
It is pretty deep.
I I can't really explain it.
I think that's a, uh, umbilicalcord thing, like I don't know
if that means that it's too longor too short.
But well somehow, when it wascut, and like how they wrapped
it, it must have just made itdeep, I don't know yeah, how

(04:35):
does that work?

Speaker 4 (04:35):
how do you get an audi like an audi belly button?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
I think you just cut the umbilical cord like way long
, and then they just like trimit no, they just like roll it
into.
And then they just like Trim itno, they just like roll it into
a big ball and just jam it inthere.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Really, no, I don't know.
I just don't know why.
This is very Well, because Iknow people with Audi belly
buttons and I'm like how doesthat even?

Speaker 3 (04:59):
happen.
I wonder what the percentage ofpeople from inners or outies to
what's the innies, innies, Iguess.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Outies to innies.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yeah, I want to know the percentage.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
I don't know what would you do if you had an Audi
Alex.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
I would think about it way too much.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
I think, I think about.
Well, my thing is one youwouldn't have to worry about
Lent in there.
Yeah Two about lint in there.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah too, sometimes you know, when you're getting
rowdy things, get in there.
Getting rowdy things, get inthere.
What would possibly get inthere?

Speaker 4 (05:34):
yeah, well, sometimes you get things, get in there,
you know, and you're like whatthe?
They gotta?
Like you know, grab a tissue.
You know, get it out.
They got to, like you know,grab a tissue and you know, get
it out.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
So it says right here that an any belly button.
You can't directly get an anybelly button.
It is determined by how theumbilical cord heals and the
natural variations in the scartissue.
If you have an, Audi and desireany, you can explore cosmetic

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procedures.
Oh yeah, but also it says thesame thing for an outie.
It says an outie belly buttonor a protruding navel is
typically a result of a normalvariation in how the umbilical
cord heals after birth or can becaused by medical conditions
like umbilical hernias.
Oh it's good to know.
Yeah, I always thought that itwas how long or short you cut

(06:34):
the umbilical cord, but I guessin both cases it kind of says
that it's basically how it heals, I guess.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Hmm, so you're just healed deep?
Yeah, because you're alwaysrolling deep rolling deep,
healing deep.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, yeah, pretty much.
Tyler wants to know what's yourcraziest blackout story my
craziest blackout story.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Well, I was blacked out, so I don't know I have a.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
I have a pretty wild story about Chuck blacking out.
I can't necessarily tell aboutan experience where I blacked
out but Charles, one time um wewere camping.
Like usual, yeah, we werecamping up in the up in the

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wilderness and, uh, a wall tent,which I'm not sure if anybody
knows what a wall tent is, butit's a big canvas tent.
It has a lot more space than anormal little Coleman pup tent
or whatever, and you can put awood stove in it.
So me and Chuck would basicallyLive out there.

(07:46):
We'd kind of live out there,hang out in the wall tent for
quite some time, and our goalwas to always just like see how
hot we could get the wall tent.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Yeah, we get that thing fucking burning yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
So we'd just pile wood inside the wood stove and
the wood stove would just belike glowing, like orange, and
we'd, you know, just see how hotwe could get it.
Well, one night we proceeded tohave quite a few beers and, uh,
some little bit of whiskeys anduh yeah, david's gym beam rolled

(08:25):
out yeah, we had some gym beamand uh earlier in this camping
trip chuck had gotten a littleschwasty and uh was pissing in
the corner of the tent and Ilike yell at him for it, like
whatever.
And he finally made it out.
And so then that night we werelike all right, like we're for

(08:48):
sure, like getting chuck outsideto take a piss.
So he's like okay, he's like Igotta take a piss.
We're like chuck, you gotta getup, walk outside, like.
And he was like yeah, yeah, Iknow, and we're like here, we'll
help you walk outside he's likeno, no, I got it.
Well, he proceeds to trip overour friend david, trip over

(09:10):
another table after he caughthis feet and then fall like head
first into the wood stove rightand just kind of bounced off it
laid on the floor.
Luckily the wood stove was likecoming down off its heat.
I mean it was still like prettyhot.
But he was laying on the floorand he didn't realize that his

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shoulder was still just likeresting on the wood stove and me
and david started freaking out,got him up, got him outside to
take a piss.
We never really even noticedanything.
But yeah, then the next morninghe wakes up after we got him
back in to bed and uh, he waslike why is my shirt stuck to my

(09:54):
shoulder?
Or like I don't know, it mighthave been, you know, like
whatever.
Yeah, we finally had it pulledoff and he literally had like a
dick looking imprint of like aburn, just like covered his
shoulder.
Yeah, because it was the leg ofthe wood stove.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
So then it like had that base part, so it made like
balls.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
So it looked like you got branded.
Yeah, I got it, I still have ascar to this day from that.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
I wouldn't change it for the world.
Well, when I crash out, I crashout pretty good.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
It just could have been a lot worse had the wood
stove had been like humping asmuch as we had had it going
before.
It was like we had alreadyheated ourselves out and we were
kind of like letting it getcool again.
But I mean it was obviouslystill hot but it could have been
.
And we were kind of likeletting it get cool again but I
mean it was obviously still hotbut it could have been because
you, I know you nailed it withyour face first, but it was like

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for a real quick second so Imean like if it was really like
screaming hot, your face wouldhave just like pretty much just
got like I'd have been like twoface from batman, but I mean
luckily he's still got a facewell, I hear the story of easton
.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
It's not really a blackout moment, but I did watch
him finish a bottle of I thinkit was hennessey one time in my
hot tub yeah I like, I likeseeing him, I like through the
window.
I seen him like put it back,and I walked around the corner
and he was like yep, finishedher off.
And I was like what?

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, drinking in a hot tub gets you if you've never
done it.
Sneaks up on you, because youfeel totally fine.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
You could have 12 drinks and feel perfectly fine,
but the second you stand up ithits you like a freight train.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
It's all over.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Oh yeah over and you're done dude, I remember
that one night I think I thinkat least you two were there and
then I think david might havebeen there too that we were
drinking in my hot tub and wefinished in canada the next
morning and we had like 142.
It was a stupid number.
Yeah, we had like 142 cans,just like sitting on the deck.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
We like door dashed Just like piles.
We door dashed Applebee's.
So there's just like bags ofApplebee's and a bunch of beer
cans.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
See, that's money.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Oh yeah, it was pretty cash.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
That's rolling deep.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Wings, breadsticks, beer cans, but it was all good,
but it was all good, anyway.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
So we got uh.
What our next?
Our next question is uh, howmany belly button shots have
been taken off you?

Speaker 3 (12:36):
chuck off me yeah, has anyone ever taken a belly
button shot off you, a body shot?
Off you, uh once, man, youdon't have to say names, but it
was a lady.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
He was mad oh, it was your girlfriend yeah, okay,
really only one person has butit was like a shot glass I'm
sitting on oh, so they didn'tpour alcohol into your belly
button no, I don't think anyonewould do that lucky, my belly
button would be the best shot inthe world because you'd get so
much alcohol, but then also butyou might need a funnel

Speaker 3 (13:08):
yeah yeah, we need a straw.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Okay, so we got like another question, or?

Speaker 2 (13:14):
yeah, we got.
Uh, let's see from dylanunderscore dylan, there's an
absolute baddie at my gym.
Do I go for her and how wouldyou all go about it?

Speaker 4 (13:31):
um, that's a tough one I'd uh, I'd sneakily throw,
like more weight.
If she's hitting the bench likeyou know, throw an extra 10, 10
on there on the machine she'susing.
Yeah, so then she needs help toget the weight up so like you
know late.
You know people are at the gymthey like do their set and then

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sometimes they go get water orsometimes they have to use the
bathroom.
Whatever, you wait for thatmoment where they walk away just
a little bit.
Throw an extra 5, 10 on eachside, wait, wait until they need
help and then be there.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
That's what I think you should do.
So you do the Superman slashNight in Shining armor approach
yeah you sabotage them so thatyou can be their hero.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
I'd probably go with the old classic Pick up a five
pound weight, trip oversomething in the gym, throw it
at her and then just be like ohshoot, I'm so sorry, do you want
to go to dinner sometime?
I?
Like that, I like that thatalways works out in the movies
yeah, yeah, yeah the guy justlike drops a 45 pound weight on

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a girl's toe and he's like, ohgosh, so do you want to go to
dinner tonight?

Speaker 4 (14:46):
I'm so sorry.
Let me take you to dinner tomake up for it.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah, then they just forget that her foot's broke.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
And then I just, I just, embarrassed myself a lot,
but we actually have a lot incommon, so let's date or or when
she's next to you, like, let'ssay, you're hitting a set on
something and you might be ableto ask for help.
I was going to say that I thinkthat's your best way, because I
feel like if you're by yourselfand you're a lady out at the gym

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, the last thing you want is aguy obviously hitting on you.
So if you go up to her andyou're like, hey, if you don't
mind and you talk to her inbetween while she's doing a set,
or if, if she's like grabbingwater, like chuck said earlier,
if you're like hey, can you spotme real quick and then strike
up small conversation, just getto know her, yeah do that for

(15:32):
like a month and a half andyou'll be dialed in.
I don't think a month and a half, but yeah like don't do it
right away, don't be like hey,thanks for helping me, uh, not
crush myself.
Apple bees, apple bees yeah,yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
You just throw a five pound weight at her every day
for a month and keep sayingsorry, and then finally you're
good to shoot yeah, just be likehey, can you spot me?

Speaker 3 (15:53):
and then just take her to the treadmill and have
her stand there and be like justcatch me if I fall, then you.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Then you turn back around and go.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Hey, you like my dumb truck or like, or or like or
like, if she's benching, justlike, really like, cutely and
sneakily, just walk up and then,just like, put a 45 pound
weight on one side of her bar,so then, and then just let it go
.
So she's like, oh gotcha she'sjust like click, oh shit, you

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know.
And he's like do you need helpgetting that up?
Do you help getting that?

Speaker 4 (16:26):
up, I like that, I like that.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Or when they're squatting, maybe you find a
chair and throw it underneaththem but, um, I think, I think
we've all agreed that you'relike yeah, yeah, you should go
for a deal.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Yeah, why not?

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Send it yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Got a deal on.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Get after it.
I have faith.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
But I think stores in general give me anxiety Because
like I think it's the lights inthere, because some stores like
do it more and I feel like themore like homeier stores like
that don't have those, likebright LED lights.
You know what I mean?
I mean like this, the whitelight, I don't know something

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about it, just like the peopleand the lights are really bright
and everything just likehappening.
And then it's like why are wehere?
I just I just don't like it.
If that was, if I had a fearlist, that would probably be
number five on it.
Bright shitting in public uh no, suit stores like just grocery

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stores grocery stores, winco, Ia lot of anxiety at the winco,
especially on a saturday.
Get weird people in there.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Some smell like piss, it's just can we just formally
come out and say wawa isn't good?
What's wawa sandwiches rightwhatever it is, it's just from
the midwest, so it's not reallythat good oh is it just because
it's from the midwest?
Yeah, I have.
I literally have no clue whatwawa is.

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I thought it was a grocerystore.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Well, I didn't know it was so.
Obviously it's not that good.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Wow.
Well, the thing is I'm 24 yearsold If I haven't heard of it
now.
It can't be that good.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, wawa, it's a convenience store.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
Nah.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Oh, I thought it was like.
I thought it was like asandwich place.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
I actually totally take this back.
I think these are actuallyPretty baller gas stations.
What am I thinking of?
I was thinking of a grocerystore.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, like look at all these gas stations.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Geez, that gas station looks money.
Oh yeah, I bet they got a realgood roller dog section yeah,
yeah, dude, I hate when you gointo a place and they got those
roller dogs and you look at themand you know they've been there
for like eight hours.
It's like switch your dogs out.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
It's pretty cool.
Yesterday I was at a SeattleMariners game and, uh, I went to
the game, got a slice of pizza.
The lady, like slid the sliceof pizza to the cashier and then
the cashier they're like yeah,that was checking me out Like
literally looked at the pizzaand you could kind of tell that
it had been there for a while,turn around, threw it in the

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trash and was like I need a newpiece of pizza what's that one
that?

Speaker 4 (19:26):
uh, it's like a school.
I think that's having you canget two free things at their um
concessions.
It's like a college or whateveroh yeah I, I saw it somewhere
but you get two free, two freeconcession items every game and

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it's like man.
Honestly, if I went to thatschool, I'd be getting that
every time there's a game.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
How much time we got.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Yeah, it's Coastal Carolina University.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Yeah, coastal Carolina yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, they're giving out free shit.
See, that's Coastal CarolinaUniversity.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
Yeah, coastal Carolina yeah, yeah, they're
giving out free shit.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
See, that's money.
This school is offering freeconcessions, hot dog, popcorn,
nachos and fountain drinks atevery home football game.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
See, that's so money.
Where is?

Speaker 2 (20:18):
that Carolina.
Yeah, like Coastal Carolina, wegot to go there.
I think it's in Louisiana.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
Louisiana.
I will say, though, that atAutzen, for the Ducks, Autzen
Stadium they load their nachos.
They load their nachos up and Ilove it.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yeah, they got to give somebody.
They got to let the fans gohome with something positive.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Yeah, and that's it.
That's all they've got is thenachos.
Well, you give them the nachosand they're filling it up.
It's a weighted plate of nachos.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
And they're like the Ducks are doing really good, but
they won't make it anywhere inthe playoffs, like they usually
do.
So here's a massive nacho.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Here's a massive nacho, yeah, and I found this
place that sells the Ciders, theTallboy Ciders, there.
That's pretty money.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Yeah, coastal Carolina is in.
Oh, that would make sense.
South Carolina.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
I was thinking it was probably in Carolina.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
It's not Louisiana.
It just so happens that coastalCarolina is in.
South Carolina.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
Is it on the coast of South Carolina?

Speaker 2 (21:35):
I assume it is probably the case too.
Let's go to maps here.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
What's your go-to?

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yep, it's right there At a game.
What's your go-to like?

Speaker 4 (21:45):
yeah, that's right there at a game like what's your
go-to?
A hamburger, hot dog, nachos?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
depends what I'm watching hamburger or hot dog
nachos I mean no, I mean like,like.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Let's say you're hungry at a game, what's your
go-to?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
hear me out.
Slice pizza if they have it, ifnot pretzel and cheese.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Alex, what if they don't have pretzel and cheese?

Speaker 3 (22:15):
then probably nachos if I'm watching a baseball game,
hot dog for sure.
But any other game chickenstrips, burger, pizza, whatever
but if I'm watching a baseballgame, for sure I have to get hot
dog yeah, that makes sense, butI was at the mariners game.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
I literally I mean I didn't really look, I guess, but
I mean I did go to like acouple different spots to get
like a beer that also hadconcessions.
Literally never, I mean I'msure you can find it somewhere
in the stadium, but I never oncesaw a hot dog, really Any of

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the concession stands I went toyesterday.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Isn't that one of the big things, though?

Speaker 2 (22:57):
getting a Mariner dog , that's what I thought, but
literally I went to one thatonly had pizza, the other one
only had nachos, the otherlittle stand had closer corn
dogs, but still no hot dogs onthe menu.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
There wasn't any dog boys.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
No.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
There wasn't people walking around being like got
your dogs.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
I got hot dogs.
I would have to say I bought abear.
As soon as I came in, I boughtan like an IPA, like a 16-ounce
IPA.
As soon as I walked in the gatefrom one of the guys with just
like the walk-around coolershanging around his neck, I gave
him a 20% tip because really hedid convince me into buying the
beer.
Like we were just trying to goto like the gift shop or the

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team shop and we were walking byand he was like you need a beer
.
And I was like that's enoughconvincing you got me that's
enough.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Convincing like you, you're right, I probably need
one, yeah, and then it's kind ofhard to say no.
And someone says you need abeer and you're like I
especially after you got todrive all the way to seattle
yeah, and then uh park, you havedeal with all was it good, did
they win?

Speaker 2 (24:09):
oh yeah, they won on what.
Nine to two, nine to one, who'd?
They play uh texas rangers ohbut I will have to say the that
guy got me all excited.
And then he, you know, then theold classic flipped around, uh,
flipped around the phone thereand it had the three options to
tip button.

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So I mean, he convinced me.
So I gave him the one nicelittle tip there.
I just hit the, you know, Ithink it was like a 20%, and
then he, and then he screamedbig tipper.
Then he was like, and I wasjust like, thanks, thanks for
the beer man I took like twomore I took like two more steps,
looked at my phone and I had areceipt on my little uh app

(24:52):
there that said that beer costme a solid 1892 like I really
shouldn't

Speaker 4 (25:02):
have gotten that big, doesn't that's by a really big
tipper, big tipper.
But that's funny.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Anyway, I think, I think we'll take a little little
little break.
Skier, anybody you'd like toshut up before?
Before we take our intermissionhere.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Shout out the people for being amazing.
Boom Done.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Shout out our listeners.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
That's what I said I'd like to shout out a few of
my little cousins Cam, lacey,tyler and Grayson.
You guys are awesome, keepliving life and keep rolling
deep in all the things that youguys are awesome, keep living
life and keep rolling deep andand all the things you guys are
doing these days I'm openingthis before we start, so that's

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a cheap cut anyway, shout outcam tyler, lazy grayson.
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Speaker 5 (26:29):
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Never trust a vegetarian.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
So who won't trust me ?

Speaker 4 (27:14):
What do you think it'd be like to be a vegetarian?

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Dude, that'd be tough .

Speaker 3 (27:19):
I kind of bet.
I don't think I could handle it.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
I love protein.
I'm a big pee guy big proteinguy yeah, I like taking a piss.
I like pissing, I like protein,I like everything that starts
with a P realistically, I'm intothat brother.
Yeah, so do you know that Alexhas a guy doing his yard right

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now?

Speaker 3 (27:47):
So sorry for the listeners.
If you can hear in thebackground.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
I have someone mowing the lawn.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
I mean that must be nice to have that.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
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Speaker 4 (28:04):
Both scores, that equals Weed Whacker 9000.
Well, I'm on drink number 8,not 8.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Everybody's just trying to aspire to be Nigel.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Nigel did set a new.
What do you call it?
I'm on drink number 4 now,nigel did set A new standard for
rolling deep.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Yes, that's why I think we should get a D20.
A D20?
.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
I just feel like that's a bad idea, why It'd be a
four-hour episode.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
And we can cut it into two.
Just play the intro again.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
I think we should build a rolling deep AR.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
Rolling deep.
Ar build Winner gets $1,000.
What do you mean a winner?
Well, whoever has the bestbuild.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
But we have to get hammered beforehand.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah, we'll get hammered, we'll have the
competition, and then we'll gethammered after we crown a winner
.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Oh, and so then we'll be hammered judging yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Okay, well, we could be hammered.
We're not shooting them.
Yeah yeah, we'll probably bethe best judge of how they feel
when they shoot it, because.
I don't really shoot a lot ofguns.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Actually they feel when they shoot it because I
don't really shoot a lot of guns.
Actually I have a rule I havenever built an ar, but uh my
brother-in-law has uh quite afew that he's built and uh I
know that uh he's tried to getme to shoot a couple of his and

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I've always told him that Idon't want to shoot any until I
shoot my own I like that yeah,so until I build my first ar, I
won't shoot one look at you, Ilike that yeah, I want to.
I want to shoot my own first.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
I don't want to shoot a bunch of other people hey,
don't want to lose your arvirginity to someone else's gun
I like that, yeah, that's solidand uh.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
So I know he's really anxious for me to have built
one and I just haven't gotaround.
I'm a busy guy busy guy.
But you know, I've alwaysthought it'd be cool.
I've never.
I always had a hard timeUnderstanding Like what goes
together.
I guess I understand like theuppers and the lowers and stuff,

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but For building a gun.
Yeah, like building an AR orsomething like that.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Wouldn't you have to like put in your own barrel, and
all that?

Speaker 2 (30:55):
I don't know.
See, that's where I'm getting.
See, I don't know, I don't know.
The part that I don't know isthat, like I don't know what
limits me, like if I'm trying tobuild, say I want to build a, I
don't know, I don't even knowexactly, but say there's like an

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M4, or say like an AK-47 or Idon't know.
It's always confused me because, like see, I don't even know
enough to start naming off likethese different types of rifles.
But I don't know, like I knowkind of like the calibers, like

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you have like a .223 and a 9 ora 6.5 or even like standard
caliber rifles, odd 6 or youknow 300, I kind of.
I kind of get the levels to allthat.
But as far as like building, Idon't know if like certain
pieces like the uppers isobviously like your action and

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everything else right, and yourlowers is just your trigger and
your.
I mean, what would that be whenyou put the magazine, I guess?
Yeah, but I've always beenconfused on like, say, I was
trying to build like this typeof gun, Like does it really
matter what I buy, or can I justbuy like a really cool, like I

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don't want to screw myself, likeI buy a lower and a really cool
upper and then all of a suddenI get it and it's like oh well,
that's gonna be a two, two,three and you were trying to not
build.
Yeah, like you were trying tobuild this, but when you bought
it, this isn't really it's notgonna work.
This doesn't really match forwhat you were trying like.
I don't know, there's a lot oflike random pieces that go

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together to like make whatyou're trying to make, I guess I
bet that I understand that I'venever.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
I have no idea about any of that kind of stuff and
I've do you have to build yourown ar?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
no, you don't have to , you can go buy it, but I
always just thought it'd be funto because I know a lot of
people build, like, build theirars.
Yeah, I'm don't know a lot ofpeople who don't like yeah, but
you don't have to like you cango down to uh eminent and just
story and just buy like I thinkthey had a scarf for sale like a

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couple months ago.
Like you just could have boughta complete AR that's already
built.
But that's kind of like the brothing, which it's like who
really gives a shit if you wantto buy it?
Yeah, if you want to buy it,yeah, it doesn't really matter,
but that's kind of like thething that.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Is it cheaper to build it?

Speaker 2 (33:44):
I don't know, but I do know that that's kind like
the, the flack that you wouldtake if, like you bought a
pre-built ar people would likegive you a shit about it.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
I'd be like no, you didn't, you didn't build that.
I'd be like, no, I built it,don't worry about it sweetheart,
it's like you bought an ar.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Wow, like you're stupid you know, kind of thing
to where it's like you justthat's kind of like the aura
around it is that it's like youdon't just go buy something like
that, like it's a cool thing tobuild it, and if you just go
buy your ar, then you just catchshit for not building it?

Speaker 4 (34:19):
yeah for not building it.
It's just like anything youknow.
It's like it's like, uh, thosebro dozers or whatever trucks.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
It's like yeah like, because you don't ever see hear
anybody being like oh, youbought a house instead of
building it, like you know.
It's like, like, like, wow youdidn't build your own.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
What a pile.
You didn't build your own dome.
Come on now.
Yeah, like like what otherslike.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
It just makes no sense.
The only thing I can a gun anda computer.
That's about it.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
I can't think of a whole lot of stuff that like no
one's ever like ooh, you're aweed whacker, you wouldn't have
bought that from the store.
Like.
You know that it's just a youknow.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
It has a two-stroke engine.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Yeah, it's like oh man, you could have just built
it Honda.
Civic.
You didn't build it your owncar.
Yeah, it's like.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
I could have built it , I guess, but it would have
just took way more time.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Dude it took me about six years to try and figure it
out but I could have done it.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
You know what I've always wanted to get into.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
What.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Long-range shooting.
Yeah, I feel that honestly yeah, I've always like wouldn't it
be cool just to be like?
To be able to shoot like a mileor something yeah, that thing's
like 10 000 yards yeah got itlet's just blow that.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
I don't know how.
What?
10 000?
How much is a mile?

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Miles, what 5,000-some feet.
It's like 5,400-something.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
How many yards is a mile?

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Well, it would just be that divided by three, so
10,000 yards.
Is that what you said earlier?

Speaker 4 (36:04):
Yeah, I don't think that's possible.
Let's do a conversion on that,yeah, a little.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Yards Two miles.
I don't think that's possible.
Let's do a conversion on that.
Yeah, yards Two miles.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Yeah, but wouldn't it be cool just to be like, yeah,
I can hit that 10,000.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Yeah, that'd be.
10,000 yards is 5.681818 miles,wow.
So I don't think anybody's evershot eight, or what's the
longest shot?

Speaker 4 (36:38):
can you look that up?
Yeah, wouldn't it be cool, alex, just like.
Yeah, that's 100 yards.
Wind's going due east.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
I got it some chris kyle american sniper exactly,
yeah that would be pretty coolthe longest confirmed sniper
shot was made by a ukrainiansniper sniper who hit a russian
officer from 3 800 meters inparentheses 2.36 miles away oh,

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hit a person two miles, yeah,two miles from 2.36 miles

Speaker 5 (37:23):
and domed officer.
Yeah, officer.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Yeah, it also says this record-breaking shot was
achieved by a custom-madeanti-material rifle and it said
the previous record was held bya Canadian sniper who shot a
target at 3,540 meters, which is2.2 miles.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
Still two miles, like you can barely see two.
I mean you know what I mean 140meters, which is 2.2 miles,
Still two miles, like you canbarely see two.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
I mean you know what I mean, like you can see two
miles, but like two miles is along way.
Yeah, the top three recordedsnipes of all time was 2.36
miles in Ukraine, 2.2 miles inIraq and 1.75 miles in
Afghanistan.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
Who's the 1.75 guy?

Speaker 2 (38:17):
He's an Australian sniper.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Oh, so US isn't even on the top three, huh, no, well,
we got to change that.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Yeah, but I'm not into shooting humans, Charles.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Well, neither am I, but like two miles is crazy.
Yeah, I'm thinking like 200yards.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
You know two football fields like be able to hug
maybe 300 yards yeah uh, thelongest recorded shot killed in
ISIS was the guy that we justtalked about, from Ukraine,

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canada.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
That's just so crazy.
The.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
US.
The United States has the one,two, three, four, five, the
sixth longest snipe in Americaor in international history.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Does it say their name?

Speaker 2 (39:25):
I don't know.
Let's find it out.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
But yeah, no, that's crazy.
Two miles, that's like.
Oh man, that's just hard for meto even comprehend.
You can barely see that shit.
I can barely see 100 feet infront of me um.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
the longest recorded sniper kill by a US soldier is
2300 meters uh, by sergeantbrian kremer, who was a member
of the us army, and he made thiskill in october 2004 during the
iraq war.
The shot was taken with aBarrett uh M eight to a one

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rifle.
And let's do the conversion onthat real quick 2,300 meters,

(40:37):
meters, two miles, so 2300,1.429 miles that's still crazy.
Even a mile shot's crazy yeahso basically one and a half
miles, yeah, so basically oneand a half miles.
That's nuts.
Yeah, that's getting out therea little bit.
Yeah, honestly, like I'vealways talked about that with
like obviously hunting and waris like way different yeah, like

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animals or humans and stuff andyou know, obviously they give
tags and regulate it andwhatever else.
But I've always talked that likehonestly, if you shoot like
because I know there's somepeople out there that like go
hunting and just like spot froma long distance and then shoot

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some, you know, poor deer from850 yards out, it's like, yeah,
I mean I get it like you stillfilled your tag and I guess
that's the point of getting thetag and going hunting.
But really I feel like at thatpoint it's not even hunting.
I feel like it's only huntingif you give the animal a chance.

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You give the animal a chancelike 850 yards away.
Yeah, like that and like thatthing doesn't even know you're
there.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
At that point it's just like feeding, like even
like four 600 yards oh no, Imean there's.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
It's like I feel like hunting.
I mean I I like hunting anymore than the next guy, but I'm
a firm believer of giving theanimals a chance.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
I'm not some psycho killer that just wants to wipe
out every deer.
It's like I want to go huntingand it'll be fun to be out there
and hopefully you know I seesomething find see something,
get something.
But at the same time, I want tofeel like they actually had a
chance, just because, like youknow, it's like they saw me, I

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saw them, but then they didn'tmove yeah, it's like they had,
you know if they would have beenon top of their game or
whatever, and like ran away.
It's like, yeah, maybe Iwouldn't, but just to shoot
something out of the blue, I wasjust like feeding on a hillside
it has no clue that you're evenlooking at it from across.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
Yeah, you're on one hillside, you're on another.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
You just bang that sucker it's like like literally
don't even know you're thereyeah, then, like then no thought
in their mind is like oh, I'mgonna drink from this stream
yeah, all of a sudden they justget freaking whomped like well
that's like those zebras inafrica.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
I watched this video this little little zebra getting
taken out by an alligator andwas like, did it have a chance?

Speaker 3 (43:24):
I don't know and that's why alligators are on my
fear list really they're on yourfear.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
What else you got other animals on your fear list?
I I don't know, and that's whyalligators are on my fear list.
Really they're on your fearlist.
What else you got other animalson your fear list?

Speaker 3 (43:33):
I don't know if I have?

Speaker 4 (43:35):
Have we even?
No, we haven't gotten so what's?
We went through one, throughfive.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
What's a six, seven, eight?
We've mentioned the fear list,but we've never.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
No, we went through one, through five.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Yeah, but we went through one, through five.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
Yeah, we did, oh no we didn't, we didn't, we, we.
We talked about one of my fearscan we go through?

Speaker 3 (43:56):
one through five.
I don't know if I want to gothrough one.
What's one through five?

Speaker 2 (43:59):
but what's the most dangerous animals on?
Like your list.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
Like my list, yeah, like your uh, polar bears, lions
, because are the only twothings known to hunt humans.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
And other humans.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
technically, but anyway, polar bears, lions,
rattlesnakes, black widow.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
You have a lot.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
It's just top five, and I'd probably say seals.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Oh five yeah like.
Uh, seals, I feel like, is anunderrated pick.
I feel like seals are nottalked about enough uh, not seal
.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
Uh, what's it?
Yeah, there's a c, it's a seal,um, like the big ass ones.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Sea lions, sea lions, yeah I'm thinking, and this
isn't in any particular order,but I'm just gonna say bear so
grizzly.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Polar black all the bears yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
So bears, I'll say bears, hippos, alligators,
alligators what else am I?
I just don't like snakes, likeany kinds of snakes, and then
chimpanzees.
Just because I think it cameout like two or three years ago

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If you guys have seen the movie,nope, they had a little
reference to an incident, Ithink it happened in the 90s
there was this girl who owned apet chimpanzee and it was a show
chimpanzee, I think, and theywere best friends.
And then one day the chimpanzeeattacked her and ripped her

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face apart and mauled her.
And I don't know if you guyshave you guys seen that.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
I haven't seen it, but I've heard.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
I've heard about it no, I've looked, I've looked
I've looked up the photo.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Yeah, you've seen it and yeah and then that girl
ended up on oprah, and I thinkit was in the 90s well, that was
2000s.
You want you ever watch adocumentary, chimp crazy no,
I've never seen the docket, butthe closest thing I've seen is
no they they bring, they bringthat up in chimp crazy.
And it wasn't like she was thelady that was on oprah, that was

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, um a lady who, uh, owned thechimpanzee yeah, I know, yeah,
so it was like, but it was likeher and I'm doing this in air
quotes like her friend, right,like it was like and, but the
creepiest part is well yeah,yeah, it was her friend, yeah
but the creepiest part was youcan find the 9-1-1 call, because

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then that girl's friend likecame over well, she died the no,
I think her friend died.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
Her friend died and the owner no, the owner died and
she was the friend of the ownerwho made the 9-1-1 call her
friend, the lady that got likemauled.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Yeah, yeah, so you can hear the 9-1-1 calling dude.
It's gruesome because all youhear is the chimpanzee in the
background going crazy.
Because I think back in the daylike, and that's like kind of
part of the movie Nope, is that?
Back in the day it was fine torecord with monkeys and animals
and stuff.
But now it's a little bit moreBecause chimpanzees they're

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freakishly strong.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
For their size.
There was in that wholedocumentary thing I watched.
There was a dude or whateverand the chimp bit his nose off
and tore off like part of hisface and it's like well, and so
they're like why?
they're strong as hell, butthey're also like, intelligent
as fuck well, the thing is islike most of these places, like

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keep them in cages and and keepthem in these.
Like I mean 100 foot, 100-foot,maybe 100-foot Habitats,
habitat, but there's like fourchimps in there or like if
they're by themselves, it's likea 20-foot by 20-foot little
cage and it's like Imagine likebeing an animal and being in

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that cage.
Like you're smart enough tounderstand things, smart enough
to like, realize but realize,but like at the end of the day,
like you're just in a cage yeah,I always and you're not smart
enough to realize.
Why am I in this cage?

Speaker 3 (48:16):
so then someone rolls in there and it's like I need
to get out of here I always getmad anxiety watching those
videos of like little kids goingto the zoo and they're like
looking at gorillas or lions andthey're like panting like
hitting the glass.
Yeah, you see the lion, likebasically trying to eat the kid
or something, and everyone'sjust laughing yeah, but that
shit's scary.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Yeah, I think um wild animals are pretty wild if you
ask me pretty pretty wild.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
They have that name for a reason there is.
Yeah, most wild animals arepretty terrifying.
Even with all that and thiswhole conversation, I want to go
to one of those.
You ever seen those wildlifesafaris Like zoos that you can
drive through?
Yeah, drive through.
Yeah, I want to do that.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
Yeah, there's one over by Bandon Yep.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
I think it's in Winston Oregon.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
I've drove past like four times, but you've never
been well, I was in a semi, oh,so you couldn't really.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Yeah, I've seen those rules on people driving I don't
know if they give you likepeanuts or what, but they give
you like food to like feed theanimals.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
Yeah, we see videos of like ostriches, like, like
basically putting their wholelike head in the car I went to
one when I was younger up in uhwashington somewhere with uh, my
gram and uh.
We went there and it was me andmy cousins and it was like you
saw like golden eagles and bearsand other things, but they had

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their own, they had an area.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
They had their own.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
They had their own.
It was more like 100 foot by100 foot and it was all like
they had their own situationgoing on.
There was trees and otherthings involved and all the
animals in there couldn't berehabilitated, like they

(50:15):
couldn't be sent back out to thewild for one reason or another.
Yeah, like the eagles, like itwas a golden eagle and it got
hit by a car and so it couldn'tfly anymore, so it had.
There was other reasons whythey couldn't be sent back to
the wild and I think one of thebears was like had some issue
with it, and so it's like thosesituations.

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I understand putting thoseanimals in like a zoo or like a
wildlife area where it's like,yeah, give them all the stuff
they need.
I understand you can't put themback into the environment
because of situations you know.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
I'm going to let you guys guess here, just cause this
is not what I expected to seeeither.
What do you think the mostdeadliest non-human living being
is Spider On planet Earth.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
I'm guessing spider.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
I feel like at one point the first thing I thought
was hippo, but I feel like hippospider is a good guess.
Just for the sake of this, I'mgonna say snake it's a mosquito
what, yeah, that makes themosquito?

(51:41):
They carry disease.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Yeah, it says insect.
It says these insects areresponsible for the most deaths
globally, primarily throughdisease transmission, and they
kill an estimated 800,000 peopleannually that's nuts.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
It is nuts number two number two is snakes though
though.
Oh okay, Where's spiders at?

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Well, I don't know, I don't have spiders on here,
it's mosquitoes.
Mosquitoes, snakes, dogs.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
Dogs.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Same type of reason Dog attacks.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Yeah, it says snakes.
While a wide variety of snakespecies are dangerous, the most
venomous or the most likely toattack humans in these areas,
they inhabit cosmos deaths.
Well, and then the dogs, itsays.
Rabies and fatal diseasestransmitted by dogs is

(52:37):
reasonable, it's pretty highyeah but, I just thought like
dog

Speaker 4 (52:42):
attacks, would like you know when I was at work
talking about snakes, when I wasin Hermiston or whatever the
guy was like, they had someonewho got bit by a snake.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Do you know what kind of snake?

Speaker 4 (52:56):
Well, they didn't, and so they had to try and find
the snake, to figure out whatkind of snake it was.
It ended up being a not very,very venomous snake, but it was
a pretty big snake, um it wasn'ta rattlesnake, or?
Nothing.
No, it wasn't a rattlesnake.
I actually, I actually have acrazy story um, and then they

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had like a whole safety meetingabout it and they're like, yeah,
so if you're in a dark area andyou're moving things, just be
aware that there could be otherother critters in there, and I
was like I'm sitting in thecrane, I don't really need to
listen to this.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Yeah, but yeah, that is wild.
The my, my snake story I hadcame from my sister, though,
which is pretty wild, cause likeI didn't know this about snakes
and I don't think it's like acommonly known thing about
snakes I mean, unless you'relike a snake person and if you
are, you're probably gonna pickup on this story like pretty

(53:51):
quick.
But my sister said she had afriend, like when she was in
college, that had a pet snakeand like had had it for like a
while, like since she was stillin high school and stuff.
And uh, all of a sudden, oneday, like it was starting to get
pretty old, I guess, and shesaid, all of a sudden, like one

(54:13):
day, it just like completelystopped eating.
And they were like what's it?
Like she kept putting you knowfood out for the snake and
whatever in it just wouldn't eat.
Second part of the story isthat she would sleep with the

(54:36):
snake.
Some people sleep with dogs.
She would let the snakebasically Out of the cage.
Yeah, she'd just sleep with thesnake.
It was her pet and she'd had'djust like sleep with the snake
like it was her pet and she'dhad it for like quite a few
years and like whatever else.
Well, you know, time went onand like the snake just like
kept not eating and uh, she saidthat like the snake would was

(55:01):
just like acting weird.
So she thought it was likegetting sick.
Like when it was laying in bedit would like not stretch out
but it wouldn't like coil up,like it would lay, lay all like
like lengthwise in the bed.
Well, it was like two, threeweeks went by and they finally
were like, all right, like wegotta take her to the vet, like

(55:25):
some, something's not happening.
You know, we got to take her tothe vet, something's not
happening, something's weird.
And yeah, then the vetbasically told her that the
snake stopped Sizing her up.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
Yeah what.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
The snake was just sizing her up.
It wasn't eating, so it couldstay hungry, and the reason why
it was laying out on her bed wasto try to stretch itself itself
out long enough to be like thesize of her oh, just see like it
was like an anaconda I don't.
I mean I don't know what typeof snake, but yeah she.
He said that like weird, likethat's, basically the snake had

(55:57):
stopped eating so it could haveenough room to have her.
And then also it was justbasically it would coil up, go
lengthwise, and it just keptdoing that day after day.
And then she said, basically ifit would ever got to where,
like she, the snake hadstretched itself out far enough
to be like the length of her, itwould have tried to eat her.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
Yeah, do snakes have like a high iq?

Speaker 4 (56:24):
I have no clue.
I don't know, but I watched a.
I've seen a video of a snakeeating like it was like a.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
It was like a bigger, like it was a lamb or something
yeah but like it was ananaconda, but it like literally
had the whole lamb inside of itand you could like see the
imprint of the lamb like I knowlike snakes could do that, but
I'm just kind of think because,like, the only like and I'm
doing this in air quotes likesmart animals I know are like
dolphins I know have like a highiq and then monkeys and like,

(56:55):
well, dolphins are from outerspace, so yeah, this says uh,
that snakes are capable ofsurprising intelligence and
learning abilities, going beyondwhat was previously understood.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Studies have shown that snakes can learn to find
specific locations, recognizefamiliar people and even weigh
risk versus reward.
While they may not have thesame level of cognitive
abilities as mammals, theydemonstrate remarkable problem
solving and learning skills seeyou just kind of made me more,

(57:28):
uh, scared of snakes.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Uh, I remember as a kid and shout out, shout out my
dad here.
If you guys have ever seenjackass 3, one of the scenes in
it is uh, they prank one of theguys who is deathly afraid of
snakes by basically having himfall into a fake or well, a pit

(57:50):
full of fake snakes, like rubbersnakes you would get at like a
joke store, like a dollargeneral or whatever, and he
falls in and he like freaks outfor a few seconds.
But then he realized like oh,they're toy snakes, fake snakes.
But then they have this reptileexpert dump like boa,
constrictor, anaconda, like alllike these bunch real snakes.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
I remember watching that at like eight, nine years
old, just being terrifiedbecause for some reason in my
brain I thought, well, that'sgonna happen to me, like my
friends are gonna dump a bunchof real snakes on me, and I
remember being terrified youknow, what freaks me out, like
even a little bit more thansnakes, but kind of like this
similar situation, I think itwas on fear factor is, uh,

(58:33):
cockroaches, yeah, cockroaches,just like like, because isn't
that kind of like a thing thatyou it's like super hard to kill
a cockroach, like you can'tjust like stomp on it, or
anything.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
They, I'm pretty sure , and I might be wrong here, but
they are hard to kill and Iknow they like eat flesh too,
like if you do.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Yeah, oh, I didn't know that like that's kind of
like a well, not a well knownthing, but like, uh, like
european mounts for like animals, like, say, you kill a nice
buck and want to get like aeuropean mount, that's like one
of the ways that they've talkedabout it is that basically, you
just set the head with with allthe skin, like whatever in it.

(59:14):
If you have the access to them,you can just set the head
inside of like a box ofcockroaches and the cockroaches
over like a certain amount oftime.
Like there's a lot of research.
It's not like you can just havethem, like you would kind of
have to know like the length oftime, but yeah, they'll just
they'll literally eat all theflesh off the head and then you

(59:35):
just pull the head out and thenit'll be like completely clean
of all the meat and like thebrains and not like they'll,
they'll eat it all.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Do you think you would?
Because I think everyone's kindof had those moments like
you're watching fear factor orlike something like jackass or
just any tv show with like yourfamily and like you're watching
and you're like, oh yeah, Icould do that.
Do you think you could do fearfactor?

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
I feel like I could probably do fear factor, I don't
know.
I mean some of it gets me.
I mean I don't know if this isthe definition of being scared,
but like I'm not scared ofheights.
But also, if this is scared ofheights, then I am scared of
heights, I would just be scaredof falling, but I'm not scared

(01:00:25):
of falling at like a certainheight.
Like I'm not scared of theheight in which I would fall,
I'm just scared of falling.
Like you could put me at 10feet up and I'd I feel like I
would be just as scared if I wasa hundred feet up, Like it
wouldn't necessarily like you'rekind of like I'm I know what
you're saying Like I'm kind ofthe same way, like I'm not

(01:00:47):
necessarily like scared of lookout the window of an airplane
and be completely yeah, like Ican.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
I could do that.
Or like I want to do skydivingand I I genuinely think, just
because I know like, all right,I'm with the trained
professional, like I know I'mgonna be okay.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
But if, for whatever reason, it's like hey, I'm gonna
dangle you by a fuckingshoestring, but you're 800
stories up, then I'll be like,all right, I'm a little scared
yeah, like something like that,but then again that's not like
like I don't know, I don't knowwhat scared of heights is
defined by, but like I'd seethat as like not scared of

(01:01:22):
heights.
You're more scared that theshoe screen is going to fail.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Yeah, no, exactly, and you're going to fall to your
death.
It's not really necessarily theheight in which you would be
falling.
You'd be fine of being like 100stories up and you're in a
skyscraper and you're just likelooking out of a window.
Yeah, or something.
Yeah or like.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
I can't remember where it was.
I think it might have been likein the stratosphere in Las
Vegas.
When you can go clear the topand you can stand on the glass.
Yeah, like you're fine thereand like look straight down,
like that stuff doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
Because, you know you're not going to fall.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
A lot of people that get some and that's why a lot of
people are scared of airplanes.
Some people it's because of theturbulence.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
Some people.
It's like they look out thewindow and they're like, oh, I
can't do that.
I'm more scared of like minimalhigh.
It's like 40 feet up or like 30feet up, something like you
could fall, but you could likelive, but you'd be like severely
injured, oh yeah, like you'dbreak your legs.
I would rather be like 100 feetup, knowing if I fell I'd die,
like I don't know what it islike.
I would rather fall that farand, you know, take an L, then

(01:02:33):
like fall 20 feet and like breakmy leg and be immobile and like
maybe break my hip or maybelike hit my head and be out of
it for how many, how long it is,or do something where I'm like
immobile or something for like asuper long time dude I I think

(01:02:58):
I have more fear of I have thisexact tiktok.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
That will explain what you're talking about.
That I watched the other day,which is like fact to me, but
here it is.

Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
I will never go bungee jumping for the simple
fact that if something were togo wrong, they cannot give me
the skydive guarantee.
Anthony was a skydiverguarantee.
The guarantee is that ifsomething goes wrong up in the
air, you're fucking dead.
You're dead, okay, becausethere's only two things that can
happen while skydiving Eitheryour parachute eventually opens
and you float down to safety, orit does not.
That's it Okay.

(01:03:34):
The skydive guarantee is thatif your parachute doesn't open,
done Close casket, don't evenlet the family see the body.
It's over Bungee jumping.
Oh my God, there's a plethoraof things that could go wrong
before you die, and that's theproblem that I have with it.
I'm like so with that Right,because best case scenario if
something were to go wrong yougo all the way down, the bungee

(01:03:59):
snaps back into the people thatare watching you fall, and then
maybe you plummet a good 15 feet, break your legs, maybe 20 feet
, whatever, right, that's bestcase scenario, worst case
scenario that bungee snaps backright up inside your fucking
anal cavity, right up your ass,coming at you a thousand miles
an hour.
Oh my God, then bungee jumpingis not that high.
Yes, I understand that it'shigh enough that if you didn't

(01:04:23):
have a bungee on, you wouldabsolutely plummet and die.
But the bungee's slowing youdown right before it snaps up
into your asshole and then youfall a good 20 feet, break your
legs.
You're still conscious, youhave a bungee shoved so far up
your ass you can't even feelyour legs anymore and you
survive.
No, no, I will never go bungeejumping, for a simple never go.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
That's the deal is basically.
He's just talking about like,if you go skydiving, the
parachute doesn't work.
You die yeah like you knowwhat's gonna happen yeah like if
they're like there's no, butlike you bungee jump and it's
like all of a sudden the bungeegives like a little bit of
spring or something and it kindof like slows you down and then
you're like paralyzed for therest of your life, but you still
live like well, and that's likeI know.

Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
There's a lot of people out in the world who live
paralyzed.

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
Yeah, yeah I, I always just wanted to know the,
uh, the feeling people get.
You guys ever see those likevideos of, like the people that
go on the, the what is it called?
I think it's called like theslingshot, like roller coaster,
the one that's like superfucking tall and it like
launches you up in the air, butthere's always like, uh, the guy
that operates it will always belike, oh, you don't have your

(01:05:33):
seat belt on and the person'slike, wait, I don't.
And then they'll just likelaunch them.
Yeah, like, for example, orlike the same thing with bungee
jump.
They'll be like, all right,three, and they'll launch it
yeah yeah, I want to know whatthat's like, because I would be
freaked out.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
Yeah I, I just don't think I could.
I I'm not gonna go skydiving,I'm not gonna go bungee jumping
I'll go skydiving eventually.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
I want to do it bad no, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
I mean.
What's the point?

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
I just want to see what it feels like.

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
Yeah, I get it and it's like an adrenaline high,
it's like a whole thing.
But it's like, at the end ofthe day, what's the point?
You go out of a helicopter, youfall whatever how many feet and
then you land.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
Yeah, but you're with the trans professional.
I'm scared of a lot of otherthings, but skydiving just isn't
something I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
Scared of P-dribble, but not of skydiving, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
I'm a weird guy, I'm an interesting guy and wild
P-dribble.

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
yes, skydiving nah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
I don't know it's just something about me.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
I guess I can see it.
How are you not scared of likeyou're with a trained
professional?
But you know, if they packtheir chute wrong, you're dead.
They're a trained professional.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
I trust them.

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
There's a hole in your chute, you're dead.
I trust them.
It doesn't matter if you trustsomeone.
I trust a lot of people in theworld but at the end of the day,
if something happens that goeswrong, you're dead.

Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
Maybe next episode we'll talk about my fear list
and we'll let the listenersjudge if I'm too scared of stuff
.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
You are.
You're not scared of skydiving,but you're scared of pee
dribble, and that just confusesthe shit out of me.

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
Well, guys, is there anything else that we should uh?

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
thank you for listening to the rolling deep
podcast.
Welcome welcome find us atrolling deep pod chuck with one
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Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
Actually, I don't know if we had.

Speaker 4 (01:07:47):
we don't have a dot com, but like rolling deep pod
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Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Yeah, maybe we'll all go skydiving for rolling deep
sky not a fucking chance allright, well, if we don't get
anything else, you can find mein hell before I'm on a fucking
helicopter, jesus christ okay,yeah, that's the six talking,
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Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
And stay safe out there.
Don't do anything we wouldn'tdo, which is everything.
Live your life to the fullestand never go skydiving.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
I wouldn't be living your life to the fullest.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
All right, be scared of P-Dribble Always be scared.
Don't walk out of the bathroomwith your pants unzipped.
Just make sure they're zippedup before you get out.

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(01:09:50):
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Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Rolling deep.
You understand them words.