May 6, 2025 • 65 mins
Grab your favorite beer and settle in for another wild ride with the guys as we tackle life's most pressing questions – like could 100 average humans actually defeat a gorilla in combat? We break down our dream fighting squad (featuring Ray Lewis, Chuck Norris, and surprisingly, comedian Shane Gillis) and debate whether human intelligence can overcome brute strength when the chips are down.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I started drinking at 6 am and we're here now.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I don't know what time it is, but I'm rolling deep
.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
This is rolling deep.
Let's roll the dice.
Dice roll.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Check, yep.
This is rolling deep.
Let's roll the dice.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Dice roll, check, yep two two man keeping a light
night, light night oh anothertwo nice alex, I think I know
(00:54):
you're gonna roll bets on two.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Bets on two.
I got a 500.
Bet on two.
I had five grand on two, 10million on two.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Actually, I'm gonna double that and put ten grand on
four.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh, I like that I also like that okay there you go
six banger five, five you'redown.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
You're down.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Ten grand d 15 I put five grand on you and a little
double down actually didn't workout too well all right.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Well, what's cracking fellows?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
not a whole lot beers beers are cracking one.
I'm drinking a nice bush apple,just uh, just re-came out with
it.
I found it this week Prettyexcited about it, bringing back
some old memories, oh Bush.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Apple Good old.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Bush.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I don't remember bad.
I don't even like beer thatmuch but, I, love some Bush
Apple.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Here's the vote Bush Apple or Bush Peach?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Apple for sure.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I'm also with the Apple.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, apple, and it's not even close I mean it just
tastes so good.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It's crisp like an apple.
It's like you're taking a biteinto an apple every time you
take a sip.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I like that I think that bush apple is the best
apple beer ever made.
I think it tops angry orchard,red's apple ale, you know even
ciders.
I would say, like the CosmicCrisp, like Two Town.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I think it tops all apple beers I've ever drank.
I don't know if it tops cidersper se, but I will say it tops
any apple beer I've ever had.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, I do like a good cider.
I enjoy ciders too, but Bushthat's your shit, huh yeah, you
can drink 30 of them and feellike you're just down to thing.
Apple juice yeah, it's justdrinking apple juice a little
bit of apple juice.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Well, I'm going truly tonight.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, I'm dialing on the trulys yeah, I like
pineapple trulys, it's the bestpineapple trulies are pretty
good I don't even think I gotpineapple.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I got a cherry, wild berry, blueberry or strawberry
lime I like the strawberry limeones.
I'm not a big blueberry guy ingeneral, strawberry limes ass no
well, I got two blueberries,two cherries and a strawberry
lime sitting in front of me, soI'm only going to drink two.
I guess Just kidding.
I always drink more than whatthe dice says.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Yeah, man, you don't bring out six and then drink
what the dice says.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
What are you preparing it for?
A normal night or something?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, like I got into the cooler and I was like I
could probably bring a few downand I'm like, but if I roll a
six I better have six, bringnine, you know, and then.
So it's like okay, well, now Iroll the two.
But you got six in front of youstill six beers in front of me.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Gosh, I don't know jim well, yeah, alex is sitting
there with 18 over by his side.
If I had to put money on?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
all 18 going away.
I I would put the no I'd putten dollars on it I'd put 10
bucks on no I put ten dollars onyes I'd put ten dollars on 18.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah, you guys are losing your money.
I'm not taking the over under.
I'm betting exactly 18 beersdrank here.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
here's a real question that's not too bad, I
guess.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Let's say you're going to get tortured and
someone just rolls out a 30-packyou get to pick whatever it is
Tweez, bush, apple, trulies,white Claws, whatever you get to
pick but you have to down thewhole thing right there in front
of whoever it is.
Do you think that's like actualtorture or no?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
um I mean, like, what are you talking about?
Like chugging 30?
No, no, you can just sit there,you can.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You can sit there and sip them, but you have to drink
30 in.
Let's call it five hours.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Oh, that'd just be fun.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
That's what I'm thinking Okay, what about 30 in
an hour?
Yeah, I'd be pushing it, that'sa lot that would be quite a lot
of beer.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
One every two minutes , oh my.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
God, yeah, that might be torture Low-key.
Yeah, that might be torture Lowkey.
Be a fun challenge.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I'd have to at least shot you on the first 15.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
So are we ever going to do a rolling deep where we
just roll up a 30 pack next tous?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Maybe one day.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Maybe a little live, a little rolling deep live
sometime 30 pack in six hours.
A little live, a little rollingdeep live sometime.
Yeah, 30, 30 pack in uh, sixhours.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
A little challenge yeah, I could get behind it a
little live six hours.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
You're drinking 15 every.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah cake work yeah, I think that'd be.
I think that'd be good we'd Imean, I know I'd still be
hammered- quite a bit of piss,but a lot of piss, a lot of piss
, a lot of piss.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
So what do?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
we got on our agenda today.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
They're uh little ipad man yeah, a little, uh
little ipad man.
So we're gonna um, we've allprepared to try to kind of
consolidate.
Because I didn't really feellike we gave a sufficient answer
for the whole baby names thing,we said that we were going to
get back to our own, to dial itin a little bit better.
(06:31):
So we've all brought our threefavorite baby names so we can
kind of dial them in here andwe'll vote.
So I'll name my three and youguys will vote which one you
want to kick off mine.
Okay, we'll go around untileach of us just has one of our
(06:51):
baby names left.
So then we'll just have three.
Basically, by the end of ourdiscussion we'll have three baby
names.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, sounds good to me.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
So do you want to go first, Alex?
All right.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
So I just read them all off.
Yeah, sounds good to me, so doyou want to?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
go first, alex.
All right, so I just read themall off.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
So the three baby names I have, and I think they
could be unisex.
By the way, we have the nameafter my favorite current NFL
wide receiver, CD Lamb.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
So you're naming him CD Lamb or her C or her cd lamb.
Yep, like the whole thing, yep,okay name number two, carlos.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Okay, again, you know unisex.
And the last one after the bestfictional linebacker of all
time, thad thad solid.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yeah, I'd vote that on alex's number one um gosh, I
don't like cd lamb, but if I wasactually looking for like a
girl baby name cd wouldn't bebad cd is solid yeah, this cd,
yeah I guess yeah, you raise agood point.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I guess you know what we'll shorten it.
We'll just say CD.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yeah, I'll go with CD CD.
Yeah, I know it's CC.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, I've heard that a lot.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Probably CD.
I'd probably kick the rest.
You don't like that?
No, not for my knees, dude, I'mnot calling my knees.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
set that castle well, you don't gotta put the castle
in there.
You just say that.
Well, yeah, but I'm still notcalling my knees that come on,
thad, all right.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
So cd makes it for me chuck, what do you got?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
um top three baby names of all time, or girl names
or what girl names.
We're doing it for brooke oh,for brooke, um everest okay, uh,
parker, okay and uh um like uhsteven, not steven.
Uh, and like Steven, not Steven.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Scotty.
There you go.
You mentioned Scotty give meEverest.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me that sounds
literally about a dude.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
It doesn't matter, it's a unisex name yeah, but
it's about a dude named Scottywell, fiona could be a man I
yeah, but she's a girl in themovie have you seen?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
yeah, but give me everest wait, what was the
second one?
You said?
Parker parker, parker, hmm.
(09:56):
Second, when you said parker,parker, parker, hmm, yeah, I
don't know, I do like scotty,but just because I think it's
unique, also selfishly, mymiddle name is scott.
Oh see, that would work outgood.
But I also don't think that'sgoing to happen because my niece
that was just born, her name isEmma Scotland, so it's already
kind of like In there In there.
Namesake in the family, type ofthing.
(10:17):
But I don't know.
I like, yeah, I'll probably goEverest too.
I like, hmm, yeah, I'llprobably go Everest too.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
So Everest, so we got Everest and Seedy.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I just don't like Parker.
I've met too many Parkers thatI didn't like.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
That are ladies.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
No, just Parkers in general that I didn't like.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I've met a lot of dude Parkers that I really don't
like.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
I'm with that, yeah, so I'm like just yeah, but like
parker mccallum, god yeah,parker mccallum is that what his
name is?
Yeah, yeah, no it is singersongwriter, yeah, um, everybody
thinks he's sexy or something.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I don't give me a song.
That does.
I kind of forgot um grandpa'snever done oh yeah, I love that,
that's a joke of that rileygreen.
Oh see, god, I I'm so bad withartists and like music, I know a
lot of songs, but if you ask mewhat artists did different
songs, it's pretty hard for meto do.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
What kind of man that's his number one song,
supposedly yeah, I haven't heardof it, so can't be too good me
neither okay, so uh what's yourtop three?
So we got cd and everest in thepool right now.
Um, my top three, in no order,was, uh, cleo.
(11:52):
We said that in the last episodeand I actually like the
condensation cleo yeah, I don'tlike cleopatra, but like in our
last episode, when we weretalking about cleopatra and then
you just like said cleo, I waslike that's kind of cool because
it's not chloe, but it soundslike.
It sounds like it should bechloe, but it's just like I've
never really heard of it before.
(12:13):
Yeah, um, raven, I don't know.
I just kind of thought it wasballer.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
And then, uh, hermione I'm going cleo yeah, I
think I also gotta go cleo,because raven I immediately
think of like an emo angsty girl, and then hermione is that
because of teen titans?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
that and also just like I think of, like edgar
allen poe my first thought isactually uh, when raven I think
of like Edgar Allen Poe.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
My first thought is actually when Raven I think of
that's.
So, raven, that's fair.
I know you see me.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
What did she have like?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
No, I don't think that's right.
I can't remember what the themesong.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Can you look up the theme song to that's?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
So Raven really quick .
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I know we're on baby names, but now you got it, I
can't remember it.
Yeah, see so, and then, whatwas?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I'm trying to.
What was she had like visions,right?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
yeah, that's what she would say, like I just had a
vision no uh I don't, I don'tknow if it was like she had like
a premonition yeah, well, theywere basically premonitions, but
she always said I just got one,it just happened.
(13:33):
Oh man, this is a banger.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
This is so 2000.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Man, I feel bad for kids nowadays.
Oh yeah, I mean, we had thisintro to a TV show.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Full on gas, man.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Yep, that's me see, that's just a banger yeah, I
mean, you know what I alwaysthought was weird, and I know
that it's fictional I kind oflike Hermione, though Hermione
is pretty boss.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
It is pretty boss, but I think if I had to pick one
out of those three, I'd go with.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Cleo, I'm going, cleo .
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Cleo.
For sure, I like Cleo.
I like Cleo and Raven the same,so we got.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Everest, cleo and CD Yep.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I feel like CD would have to stand for something,
though.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah it stands for.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I don't know Circular disc.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, circular disc, that's what I was trying to
think of.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Cat dong, cat dog.
Well, it's supposed to bespelled C-E-E-D.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
What if she named it Chloe?
Right, but then she put like amiddle name that's a D.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Dawn.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
And then she'd call a middle name that's a D Dawn,
and then she called her CD.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
But her name's Chloe, chloe, dawn Bright, cleo, cleo.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Dawn Bright.
Cleo Dawn Bright.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, I think we just named a child.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah, we just came up with it.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
We just named a productive member of society,
cleo Dick Bright.
How about Dong Cleo, dongBright?
Let's tone it down a little.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Cleo Big Shoots Bright.
Ooh, I like Cleo Big ShootsBright Big.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Shoots Big, shoots Bright, that's it.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
That's the name, yeah .
Speaker 1 (16:09):
What about just Shoots?
What about Shoots Bright, no.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Not happening, just shoot.
What about shoot, right?
No, not happening, but anyway.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
So we'll have these three names uh posted on our
instagram story sometimes thisweek for rolling deep with one p
.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Rolling deep, yeah, rolling deep, pod, I think I'm
pretty sure follow us oninstagram, if you have one.
Yeah, rowandeeppod1p 1PP.
On Instagram where you can voteamongst our three names, or I
guess we'll have a fourth optionthat just says pick three more.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah, these ones suck .
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Yeah, so we'll let you guys kind of get in on the
action, get in on that actionguys, kind of get in on the
action, get in on that action,um.
But yeah, we'll have it outthere for you guys and let you
get, uh, get involved, um.
But back on the raven topicactually.
So I thought it was crazy.
(17:10):
This is what I was going to say.
I know it's fictional, but,like Corey in the house was
obviously Raven's dad andRaven's younger brother, they're
both Kyle Massey.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
But you never saw Raven in the White House.
She never came and I know itwas probably because she was
done with the show so they hadto come up with something else.
And I know it was probablybecause, like, she was done with
like, the show Like Disney, sothey had to come up with
something else.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Well, at the time, I think they were recording at the
same time, because both ofthose shows were, I think.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
No, because if I just watch the intro, kyle Massey
looks like a freaking dork.
In the, that's so Raven.
He's actually like Older, olderthan Corey and Nass.
Oh, in the, that's so raven,and he's actually like older and
older and cory now, oh, I don'tknow.
Then that's what I'm saying.
I mean it had to have been,because she was just like done
with just done with disney andthey had to come up with another
show because obviously there'slike some connections, like
(18:07):
because her dad is like yeah achef, and that's so raven.
And then he's like a chef forthe white house, the president
and cory, and it's likeobviously the same person, so it
like makes it seem like maybethey got a divorce because the
mom isn't there and cory in thehouse either.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Huh yeah maybe raven went off to college.
I've seen a lot of like disneyshows where like connected, like
that.
I mean I know it's different,but it's like nickelodeon, like
A lot of people think, thatCrazy Steve from Drake and Josh
kidnaps Megan and moves toSeattle and then iCarly happens,
which I mean I don't think.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
That's factual.
I think that's how the writerscame up with it.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
With iCarly Yep.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
They're like let's do something with Crazy Steve.
I loved.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Crazy Steve.
Crazy Steve was dope.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Now let's say you're flipping through channels, just
don't know what to watch and youhave to pick between Drake and
Josh and iCarly.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Drake and Josh.
Drake and Josh 1000%.
I loved iCarly but Drake andJosh.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
The theme song, I think, is like the best sitcom
theme song of all time and Ithink the writing was just so
much funnier, yeah okay wizardsof waverly place, or that's a
raven wizards, that's a raven,for sure I mean just the intro
of that's a raven is intro ofthat's a raven was better, but I
(19:36):
think I definitely watched moreof wizards of waverly place as
a kid.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
I did, for sure I freaking hated max yeah yeah,
why I could feel it stupid and Ialso did the other guy justin
yeah, they just but and.
I hated Harper, harper was ahard one.
I hated Justin's friend.
That would always come in andbe like weird.
I think his name was like Zachor something.
(20:02):
And he'd always be like and doreally sharp movements, and I
was just like God, this guy's adough ball.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I'm not going to lie, I probably watched Wizard of
the Galaxy just for, uh, selenagomez, no cap her mom and dad
were pretty funny in the show.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah her dad would always like freak out
about sandwiches and stuff yeah,I like that you're telling me
you you sold that pastramisandwich for $7 instead of $10?
.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I also like the old wizard guy in the later seasons.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Oh yeah, he was like a Dumbledore.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, kind of a Dumbledore parody Hermione.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Hermione was never.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Hermione Granger, ron Weasley.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
You know who my favorite Disney dad ever is Is
Bob Duncan from Good Luck,charlie.
He was goaded, he was anexterminator, but he was just so
vibey.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
What's that lady's actor from that lady actor?
The teen one.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Bridget Mendler.
God, she's hot Teen Titans.
She actually quit acting and Ithink she's like a doctor now A
nurse.
She's something.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
she's something crazy really freaking actor dude
she's not an actor, she'sprobably crazy, I don't, I don't
know, in a fill football she'sactually the new corner for the
seattle seahawks she's actuallythe new kicker for the fucking
San Francisco 49ers.
Jake Moody keeps missing left.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I heard that Bridgett Mender got drafted before
Shador Sanders.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
That could be on ESPN .
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
I seen this thing on ESPN that Shador turned down the
Browns.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Oh yeah I've seen the same thing, but but then it
wasn't true yeah, I think itprobably wasn't true, so why was
it?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
on espn, espn.
Why are you lying to me ontiktok that?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
just was actually espn posted it on.
I saw not.
I've seen that too.
It's on instagram.
Espn posted it and said shadurbasically was told the browns he
was going to the cfl, becausehe did, he felt this, respected
it yeah and then later I seenthis thing from like shadur's
thing that said he's so happy tobe going to the cleveland
(22:27):
browns, yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
And so I was like what, why you gotta confuse me
like that espnPN.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
I saw during, like his meetings with teams or I
like read that during theinterviews he would just answer
FaceTime calls and like he wouldput his feet up on the
furniture and he straight uptold some teams like yeah, don't
pick me, I'm not going to playfor you.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Yeah, it's like holy shit.
He just said like, yeah, I'mnot going to go.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
I mean he has a winning attitude.
You know he doesn't want toplay For a shitty team, but I
don't think a good team wouldtake him.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Yeah, I guess there's like Reports that, like that.
Honestly, it kind of soundedlike Bo Callahan In the movie
Draft Day.
Have you ever watched Draft Day?
No?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I don't think I have either.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I think Kevin Cosner's like the GM and the
Browns.
Actually, I gotta go fact checkthat.
I don't know what Kevin Cosnerlooks like, but yeah, it is
kevin cosner oh yeah, no, I'veseen that yeah I, I watch it
every year the day before thedraft and he like yeah, and then
he's a gm yeah, I heard it's agood movie and he's like telling
(23:47):
people no, don't draft him,because blah blah and this and
that other thing yeah, youshould watch it.
It's actually a really goodmovie.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I've been told that and also I think I watched it
when it first came out.
But I was like way too young tounderstand what was going on.
But I mean, I guess technicallyI, because I don't remember
anything about it is money bowllike with brad pitt and jonah
hill, oh yeah like baseball yeahlike I think I tried to watch
that with my dad, like when itfirst came out, but I was kind
(24:18):
of like, all right, this isboring, I'm good, but I was
young and didn't really knowwhat was going on, you know what
a fun fact is.
What's a fun fact.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Bo Callahan, that quarterback that basically was
supposed to go number one, thatthen everybody passed on, which
is kind of the movie, becausehe's kind of a cock yeah yeah,
um, his.
His agent in the movie is diddydiddy's in it.
Yeah, yeah, that's his agent inthe movie.
(24:48):
Oh, that's a long, there'sanother movie.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
It's a jonah hill movie.
Uh, I think it's called TakeHim to the Greek, it's something
like that, but Diddy's in thatit's funny because he portrays
himself, as everyone thinks ofhim now, just like a wild person
.
Diddy's a weird dude.
Yeah, diddy's something.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I mean, he's a Diddy Diddler, you know.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
I guess yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Terry Crews is also in that movie In.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Draft Day.
Yeah, I do like Terry Crews.
Actually I fuck with TerryCrews.
Mad heavy White Chicks,brooklyn Nine-Nine Dude.
Where's Terry Crews from heavyWhite Chicks?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
Where's Terry Crews from?
Who did he play for?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Oh yeah, I think he played like tight end somewhere.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Didn't he play for, like the Giants?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I'm not sure he did play football for like a split
second.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Terry Crews.
Yeah, you know who Terry Crewsis.
Yes, Like a split second.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Terry Cruz.
Yeah, you know who Terry Cruzis.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Yes, Cheeseburger Eddie yeah that as well.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Man, terry Cruz was dope dude.
I loved me some Terry Cruz.
Who's that?
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Oh, played for the Los Angeles Rams.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Oh nice the Rams.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Yeah, defensive end and linebacker for six seasons,
primarily in the 1990s, where hewas drafted 11th round by the
Los Angeles Rams in 91.
He also played for the GreenBay Packers, San Diego Chargers,
Washington Redskins and thenthe NFL Europe League.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
You mean Washington, Washington?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
The Commanders.
Why did I think he was a tightend?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Here's another question for you guys.
Isn't there four quarterbacksfor the Browns right now?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I think there's five.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Five, five.
Whose do you think's starting?
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Deshaun if he's healthy, but if not, I bet you
they start.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
I was thinking Flacco .
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Maybe Flacco.
I mean not saying that he's notgood anymore, but at some point
he's going to slip hard.
Yeah, so it's either going tobe Flacco or Kenny Pickett.
No way they start.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Gabriel or Shabazz yeah Sanders.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
I don't even know why they picked Gabriel.
Gabriel, I mean not shitting onhim, he's just really
undersized.
I think Gabriel has the samebuild and or ask that like
Taysom Hill has, if they wantedto use them like that.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Well, I think Gabriel's biggest thing is like
if you watch some of thoseOregon games, it's like he sat
in the pocket way too long.
He didn't think fast on hisfeet and I think in the NFL
you've got to think fast on yourfeet.
But, I think honestly it waskind of a power play by them to
pick Gabriel and then get Shadur.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Because one of the rookies is bound to turn out
okay, maybe.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Well, no, it's because it's like they got
Gabriel first and then Shadur.
So it's like you know what Imean.
Like you have someone who'slike super cocky and acts like
they're the shit, and then theyget picked like way down the
list and then there's someonewho's like a pretty good athlete
and tries really hard and Ithink is a good quarterback.
(28:22):
Yeah, but it's like you know,it's not about your, how you
present yourself, it's about howpeople perceive you, you know.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Yeah, no, I think Dan Patrick was talking about it To
where, like you know how somepeople talk about like SEC teams
, like competing in the NFL.
Yeah, or like you know, likethe what 2019 LSU team could
(28:53):
have beat fucking the CarolinaPanthers and it's like no.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Not a chance.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
It's like they really couldn't.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
You're talking the best athletes that have been
drafted and like they go throughcollege level, they have to be
better than almost every otherathlete to get to the NFL.
You know what I mean?
Oh yeah, and then Dan.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Patrick was talking about it, where he said every
other athlete to get to the nflyou know what I mean.
Oh yeah, and then dan patrickwas talking about it, that where
he said because he's like dude,I remember the first nfl game I
ever like stood on thesidelines and he's like and I've
never been to an nfl game, soI've never even I couldn't
attest to if you can notice thisfrom like anywhere in the
stadium.
But dan patrick was saying likeon the sidelines versus like in
(29:36):
the booth.
He said it's crazy.
He said those guys are movingso goddamn fast like, and
hitting so freaking hard like.
It's just like night and daydifference from college on how
fast everything moves.
Like those guys are cookingacross the field Like
(29:59):
everything's full speed and allof them are like the fastest.
Like all of them could competein like a 40 against anybody in
college, right?
Like they're all that quickLike you're talking.
Maybe there's three guys incollege football that can run
faster than you know, I mean 75%.
(30:25):
Yeah.
So I guess what I'm saying is Ibet you there's three guys in
college that still can runfaster than the majority of the
nfl.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, everybody else is getting cooked by like 90 of
the nfl still well, I mean youlook at those plays where it's
like the guy snaps the ball andthen two seconds later he throws
like a 50 yard bomb and theguy's like there and you're like
he literally just got the ballthree seconds ago yeah you know
I mean like you can you run 40yards in three seconds?
Speaker 3 (30:58):
yeah, I mean, I don't think anybody can but no, but
it's a point yeah like it waslike three seconds plus getting
the ball out, the ball's trout,let's like okay, now he's there
yeah, it's like, but it's likefive, six seconds Timing and
speed 40 yards down the field.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Those guys are quick.
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You know it's kind of beencirculating and I'm actually
(32:24):
surprised that we kind of talkedabout it before the episode
started that you've never heardof this or that you've never.
You haven't heard over the lastweek or so, like everybody in
their dog given their opinionabout whether a hundred guys
could beat one gorilla.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Well, I heard a little bit on the tick tock, but
but it's like everywhere,charles like yeah, I mean, I
guess, but like, is it reallythat big of like a issue?
We all know the answer, do we?
Yeah, one, one gorilla beats itSmoked.
No, I'm not smoked.
(33:02):
Have you met a gorilla?
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Have you, yeah, At the zoo.
I mean yeah me too.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Pretty wild thing to look at.
Imagine them big ass fangsbiting into you.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Not a chance.
I don't think they're gonnapunch you.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
They'll bite punch throw, They'll grab you by your
cock and twist it, Dick twist.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Dude, we're out of.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
UFC fight man.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Alright, UFC.
What's your take on it?
Speaker 2 (33:32):
So I've seen a lot of people are making lists and are
doing drafts about who they allwould recruit in this fight.
And the other night I couldn'tgo to bed right away, so I was
like laying in bed and I justthought who would I have?
So I just started making a listand I actually it took me two
days, but I wrote down a hundredpeople I would have.
(33:53):
It took me two days, but Iwrote down 100 people I would
have.
So I thought it would be fun totell you and Easton, my first
five.
Okay, can I tell you my firstfive after this?
Yes, sure, so number one, I'mgoing.
Prime Ray Lewis.
I think that's self-explanatory.
I don't think I need to explainthat.
Prime.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Ray Lewis.
I think Ray Lewis might winjust one.
Win, just one on one.
So now you're switching well, Imean you'd say it was ray lewis
?
Yeah, I thought it was just 100random dudes you know, the
number two is uh, trent williams.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I know you still like that big, big 49ers fan over
there.
Yeah trent williams dude him inmotion is crazy.
Yeah, just just have him set upand do a tackle pole to the left
yeah get that man out in spaceand then I got chuck norris at
(34:52):
number 3, solid pick, and thennumber 4, I got Bruce Lee rest
in peace.
Bruce Lee might take him byhimself too and, mind you, all
these people are real people,but some of them may be deceased
.
And then number 5, just for thevibes, I'm not, and this is in
(35:14):
no particular order, by the way,but five.
I got Shane Gillis.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Ooh, I like it.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
I like it, just so he does that thing, like if he
witnesses like I don't knowTrent Williams get his arm
ripped off.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
He just goes like his little, yeah, his little like
hands up, like for the listeners.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
You know, if you know Shane Gillis, he kind of does
that arms raise.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
I don't think a gorilla would fight Shane.
I think he'd look at him and belike I can't.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
I'd try to get it distracted, get it back to its
habitat.
I'd shit in my hand and throwit at it and just see if he
started throwing shit and thenattack.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
You would try to befriend him.
Yeah, I'd shit in my hand andthrow it at it and just see if
he started throwing shit andthen attack, you would try to
befriend him.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Yeah, like I'd throw a glob of poo at his head.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
I think my five would be Patty the Batty Okay, connor
McGregor.
All right, probably Dwayne theRock Johnson.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
He's also on my list.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
And that's three.
Chris Pratt.
What's Chris Pratt going to do?
I don't know.
I'm thinking Chris Pratt whenhe was for what's that one?
The Parks and Rec, chris Pratt,like the little'm thinking
Chris Pratt when he was forwhat's that one?
The Parks and Rec, chris Pratt,like the little pudgy, chris
Pratt especially that what'sthat Chris Pratt gonna do, and
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Zooey Deschanel, you just wantto meet her.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
You don't think she's gonna do anything that gorilla
would have a good time oh my god, what about you?
What's your top five?
Like off the top of your head?
Five people to help you fightagainst a gorilla.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Like bush apple okay solid pick.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Solid pick, I mean you put enough of those in the
might be able to fight a gorillaa pound of fentanyl wow, I just
feed it to the gorilla he seemslike anesthesia.
He's putting fettian bananas.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Yeah, lacing a big banana with fentanyl and just
tossing her to the banana.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
My god toss her to the banana.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
Yeah, just tossing her to the tossing it I
definitely would do somethinglike that though you got to play
some mind games here yeah, likeI, like you know, I'm not gonna
win necessarily with 100 people, so I'm gonna take like 50
people and the other 50 likesuper fucking hardcore drugs to
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try to overdose the gorilla.
Yeah, because everybody, I mean, I've never heard this one well
, do the people have weapons orjust hand-to-hand?
Well, as I'm saying iseverybody said no weapons but,
is drugs really a weapon I guessnot.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
It's a weapon against society.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
It is, but not the gorilla.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Yeah, can you imagine ?
Speaker 3 (38:19):
You imagine I'm just like trying to terrorize
everybody.
I just bring cocaine and tossit to the gorilla Cocaine
gorilla.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
That, arguably, would make the situation so much more
worse.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Oh yeah, no, you know what is that?
Cocaine shark or cocaine bearoh yeah, cocaine bear.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Yeah, I've seen that movie twice.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
I'm not proud of it, my thing with the hundred people
.
It has to be people who knowhow to grapple, in my opinion,
like know how to like to chokeout the gorilla, because you
ain't gonna beat it in strength.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
I said I said you would have to go for the same
things if you were likedefenseless against like a human
.
Like you'd have to go for thesame things if you were like
defenseless against like a human.
Like you'd have to try to getrid of his eyes somehow.
Like you would have to try toget Disorient them.
Yeah, like you'd try to have totake away his senses, even it
(39:10):
out, and then hopefully youstill have enough people to like
, compete and I'm with you onthat.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
But my fear is you take out his eyes, then you have
a blind gorilla like swinging,like just crazy.
I mean maybe not.
Maybe he'll kind of like belike what the hell?
Like why can't I see?
And like be disoriented.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
That's why I thought go for the balls, like I don't
even think you're gonna be ableto blind the gorilla with no
weapons.
See, see, that's just like yourhands.
Oh yeah, look at his fingers.
Finger here.
You're not going to get close.
I don't think you're going toget close enough to finger A
hundred people.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Someone's bound to get a finger.
A hundred people.
A hundred people coming at agorilla At the same time.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
The gorilla can move, it can run yeah it's just gonna
run through people.
I don't know I I also need aplace too.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Are we fighting the gorilla in?
Speaker 2 (39:59):
jungle.
I'm thinking like an open fieldI'm thinking jungle that's kind
of what I think too.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
But like I was talking at work the other day,
like you have to say, okay, youdon't have any weapons when you
start, but humans wouldn't fighta gorilla without a weapon no,
they'd make a weapon, that'swhat I'm saying.
So you would have to like.
Like, say, there was a hundredpeople in my shop and then there
was just all of a sudden agorilla.
Well, everybody's automaticallygonna like grab something out
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of my shop.
So we didn't have weapons.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
You can't bring weapons to the fight, but I mean
, you can make them, yeah, wellhonestly, that's my human versus
almost like any predator isgoing to lose without weapons
yeah, and humans know that,that's why?
Speaker 3 (40:45):
that's what I'm saying is so like all of a
sudden you have a hundred peoplein a field and then here's a
gorilla gorilla's coming at them.
Everybody's gonna grabsomething to kick the gorilla's
ass.
You can't just like something.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Yeah, because that's that instinct is to survive.
It's not like.
Our instinct isn't.
How can we play fair in thissituation?
Speaker 1 (41:08):
yeah, it's like you hear a noise in your house.
You don't just go down therefucking, bare fisting it, do you
?
You grab a knife or a gun or abat or a broom or a lamp.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
You grab something.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Yeah, and that's what I'm saying.
It's like the one thing.
The gorilla covers humans inevery single category Strength
speed.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Except for smarts, yeah, yeah, well, that's like
animals in general and that'swhy people are like the the top
is because of our brain power.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
So, yeah, the gorilla shouldwin one-on-one, but are people
really just not gonna use aweapon like, yeah, you're not.
You like, I think the wholeweapon thing.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
It's like you can't bring a gun to the fight unless
you're fighting in the desert,but then you still throw.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
I throw sand, yeah, like you try to do something to
like blind, blind like you.
I just humans like.
When people just say like no,no weapons.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
You just think that it's just like fist to fist
combat and I don't think, Idon't think humans could be like
100 humans could be.
Oh, no well because you'regonna have, you're gonna have,
like it's not gonna be, all 100humans and that's like I think
that everyone's like well, ifyou have all 100 humans going
out this girl at the same time,I was like imagine 20 people
(42:42):
around a gorilla trying to fighta gorilla I mean it's gonna
like get really, you're gonnaactually hit people, like it's
gonna be it really like and it'skind of like the same concept
of like, say, there was like afucking 4,000 pound wood stove
that 50 people were trying topick up.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Yeah, it's like, okay , yeah, 50, you have enough
manpower there, but 50 peoplecan't get their hands on the
stove to actually like use thatmanpower efficiently enough to
pick up the stove.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Yes, you'd have to use tools and make things.
Yeah, you know, expand the loador whatever.
Yeah, like.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
You have a hundred people there, but a hundred
people aren't gonna all be ableto be fighting the gorilla at
once, which then allows thegorilla to win yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
That's where my thing is like, because then you're
going like you're kind of doingwaves of people to try and take
this girl out and likehand-on-hand combat and I don't
think like I mean, the grill islike beating on someone.
Right, someone gets on its bag.
I guess you could like choke it.
The only thing I could thinkabout is like you get someone
(43:49):
who could choke a girl out,might get on its back and choke
it out yeah, I think, I thinkthis.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
You know what?
What other things that there'sa hundred of do you think
couldn't be the gorilla?
Uh, animal wise, yeah, like, doyou think a hundred bull elk
could be the gorilla?
Yeah you think so?
Speaker 1 (44:12):
I think it just probably ran the gorilla over so
much that I mean I don't knowif they even mess with a gorilla
.
They'd probably see it and justsprint away.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Yeah, but like what if you could somehow like
coordinate that?
Speaker 1 (44:25):
But if they were smart enough to attack a gorilla
, yeah, I think they'd win?
Speaker 3 (44:29):
What about, like a hundred mice?
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Not a well, that's hard because they're smaller.
Yeah, that's insane smalltargets yeah, hundred mice.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
You think if they all , like, were focused on
attacking the gorilla, wouldthey well?
Speaker 1 (44:44):
because then it's like trying to get like 40
people to pick up a car.
It's a lot easier than 40people to pick up a shelf yeah
you know, but you can probablyget a hundred mice on a gorilla.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
Yeah, easy, and then the gorilla would have to like
slow down, like literally pickthem off and squish them instead
of just like, yeah, mice mightbe the gorilla it's size man
yeah, it is it's size, because Imean and like one mouse.
One mouse could be the gorillaif the gorilla never found it,
(45:17):
and I feel like that's kind oflike the same concept like
humans, like there's a pile ofants.
It's like, yeah, you'll killlike most of the ants, but if,
if you could just say like oneant could kill you, there's
gonna be one ant like still onyou that you just like don't
know about well, it's like a Imean think about like a black
(45:38):
widow spider.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
It's like smaller shit compared to us, but I mean
we get people get bit by it andjust yeah, what about, uh?
Speaker 3 (45:49):
what about snakes?
Snake what do you think isbeating a snake?
Speaker 1 (45:56):
What's that thing that's made to beat the snake?
It's like a rodent of some sort, what's it called?
But they're like fight snakes.
Oh, I don't know.
Look up the rodent A rodentthat fights snakes, because I
have it in my head and I justcan't remember.
I think it's like native toAustralia or something.
(46:18):
But what could beat snakes?
Like one snake, or a hundredsnakes?
Like how many snakes are wetalking?
Speaker 3 (46:26):
One snake Kind of like.
Flip the script, but not ahundred gorillas, but like.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
No, but like one snake.
I think a person could be onesnake, but if you're talking
hand to hand, I don't know.
Yeah, because I mean there'speople that grab the snake by
the head too, like this bangeris it like a mongoose or
something?
Speaker 3 (46:50):
oh yeah, I do think it's a mongoose probably.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they fightsnakes.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Oh yeah, I do think it's a mongoose probably.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
Yeah, mongoose yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Yeah, they fight snakes, yeah, give me 100
mongooses and yeah, dude.
But I mean like, I think thatlike apex predators, any of
those, it's like you put any 100people unarmed against any apex
(47:18):
predator, it's not going to win.
Lion, tiger, cougars, bears.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
So here's my question Wolves, let's flip the script
with weapons 100 gorillas versusone man with a whole artillery
of weapons.
Like a whole artillery, likegrenades, traps, landmines,
claymores, all that I would sayhe would be limited to weapons
(47:47):
that could only kill one at atime, I guess.
But he'd say like,theoretically he couldn't run
out of ammo, like stuff likethat, couldn't run out of ammo,
like stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Couldn't run out of ammo.
Hunter Gorillas.
Are they starting like?
Speaker 3 (48:02):
But you can't just like throw a grenade and take it
.
What's?
Speaker 1 (48:04):
their starting distance?
Do they got distance betweenthem like a mile?
Let's say 50 yards, 50 yardsand you'd probably give him like
an automatic weapon, I'massuming.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
Semi-auto, semi auto Legals still.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Semi-auto, 100 gorillas 50 yards away.
I don't think he's doing it.
I mean, imagine 100 human-sizedthings running at you.
There's no way you're shootingthat.
I mean, you could shoot everysingle one of them, but there's
(48:46):
no way you're getting a.
Like a, you're gone blow intoevery single one, unless I mean,
I don't know how trained isthis guy, is it a random guy
with like a ar?
I mean?
Speaker 3 (48:59):
somebody that's shot before, but not like I don't
know.
I wouldn't say that he's likethe most sealed guy in the world
, but he's like shot I would anaverage, I would say he knows
how to work the gun.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
I wouldn't say that like it's just Average Joe the
gun.
Yeah, I don't think he's takingthem.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
But like you're talking about, like a whole
artillery though, Like grenades.
Sure, let's throw grenades intoit, let's throw three grenades
in there, all right.
So let's say he has an AR, he'sgot three grenades to his
disposal and a four artillery armax ammo can't run out three
(49:43):
grenades he might win like, usethe grenades to keep him back
yeah, use their names to keephim back.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
I could see that.
But 50, that's pretty close.
Yeah, it is pretty close Now, ifyou said 200 yards, I'd have
him all the way.
I mean that's a lot of distance.
But also you're thinking of 100things coming at you.
I mean who has a mindset to go?
Okay, that one's getting close,that one's getting close, that
(50:13):
one's getting close, you'retalking 100 things.
I don't think he's doing it.
I don't think with a fullartillery, maybe if you gave him
like a tank or something, Idon't think he's doing it what
about one man?
Speaker 3 (50:29):
30 bush lights, a full artillery he's doing it.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
I mean you.
I mean at that point, you'refearless, you know you.
Speaker 3 (50:40):
You take the fear out of it it's like, yeah, one man,
a fifth of pendleton fullartillery.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
Yeah, the gorillas are gone, sorry yeah, I mean
he's gonna to have two ARs inboth hands.
Speaker 3 (50:56):
In a pack of smokes, in a pack of smokes.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
He's going to have two cigs out of his mouth, two
ARs, probably cigars.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
Yeah, two cigars, two ARs, and he's just going to be
blasting them away.
Once those are out, he'sthrowing grenades.
They're gone Now.
Yeah, that's's here's a realquestion.
One guy, full artillery, right,like you were saying, but a
hundred elephants?
Speaker 3 (51:26):
that's tough man.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
Just one stomp and you'd be dead well, I mean yeah,
and plus they got, they have alot more like umph to themph to
them, you know yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
Elephants are actually pretty fast.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
Yeah, they are.
They're faster than humans,aren't they?
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (51:42):
they are.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
What's the?
Speaker 1 (51:43):
max speed of an elephant.
I know you're just lookingsomething up, but I want to know
the max speed.
I think it's like, isn't itlike 30 miles or 20 miles?
Maybe it's 10.
I don't know, I can't remember.
I feel like I've looked it upbefore 25 miles an hour 25?
What's the max speed of a human?
Speaker 3 (52:03):
Not 25 miles an hour, but I mean, there's some humans
that have 25 miles an hour.
That's like a school zone 28miles an hour.
So we can go 3 miles an hourfaster though yeah, but most
people can't, but also probablymost elephants can't either well
(52:24):
, yeah, well, that was like that.
Speaker 1 (52:25):
That's like the whole thing where humans like, uh,
where they succeeded was theycould do long distance running
yeah like isn't that like thewhole thing is like in the past
they could because they could dolong distance running.
Yeah, like isn't that like thewhole thing is like in the past
they could because they couldfollow an animal for so long.
Speaker 3 (52:46):
Yeah, yeah, they could stay keeping up For a
longer period of time.
Speaker 1 (52:49):
Yeah, yeah, for a longer period of time.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
Yeah, so here's the other thing too, which this
one's kind of bounced around myTikTok feed.
Do you think an?
Speaker 1 (53:17):
average human could gain one yard in the NFL.
A single yard, yeah Well.
Does he have other NFL playerson his team?
Speaker 3 (53:25):
Yeah, like he's in an NFL game.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
In an NFL game.
He's a running back, yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
Yeah, he can get a yard.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
a yard, oh man, I don't think so well because,
well, I mean, who's your line,who's the line that he's on, you
know?
Yeah, I mean, if you have NFLlinemen, that can create enough
of a hole.
I don't know, charles, youcould probably get a yard now if
(53:57):
it was like.
I don't know, charles, youcould probably get a yard Now if
it was like you put any NFLplayer right in front of any
average person.
They ain't getting nowhere,they're going to get pushed back
.
But I think if you put yourrunning back average, running
back average speed, whatever,and you have an nfl line in
(54:20):
front of you, I think you stickbehind the biggest guy and you
can get it hard so here'sanother nfl question for you.
Speaker 3 (54:32):
Do you think the average human, if they were a
wide receiver, could get open?
In the nfl not a chance not,not a single chance like, even
if you ran the specific likeplay nope, no you don't think
that they could I think if theyeven get open, they're not going
(54:53):
to catch it.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:56):
Yeah, you're talking get open and complete the catch.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
And complete the catch.
No.
Speaker 3 (55:03):
No.
Speaker 1 (55:04):
Because they're going to get open and then the
quarterback's going to throw itto them and then some NFL guy
who's about 6'7 and 300 poundsis just going to come clobber
you.
Speaker 3 (55:16):
Okay.
Do you think the average personcould complete a pass in the
NFL?
Speaker 1 (55:23):
You're throwing to an NFL athlete.
Yeah, throwing to.
Speaker 3 (55:28):
You're the quarterback.
Speaker 1 (55:29):
How many plays do you get?
Speaker 3 (55:31):
One.
Speaker 1 (55:32):
You get one play.
Speaker 3 (55:33):
Yeah, like you're sitting in shotgun, you get one
play.
Yeah, like you're sitting inshotgun, you get one play, not a
chance.
Yeah, like, do you think theaverage, the average?
Speaker 1 (55:44):
well, we'll say, we'll say no, no, I think they
could say four downs, four downs, yeah, you can get.
I think an average person couldget one completion.
I'm not saying they'd gainyardage.
Speaker 3 (56:00):
I'll say the like Like a swing pass to the running
back or something.
Is that what you're talkingabout?
Speaker 1 (56:03):
Yeah, something where it's like running back rolls
out right and you just hit him.
You know A screen play.
Maybe that's kind of hard to do.
Speaker 3 (56:16):
Do you think that any average person could play any
defensive position in the nfl?
No, they'd get cooked,absolutely cooked.
See, that's I was trying tocome up with like a defensive
idea, but it's like no averageperson's covering a wide
receiver.
No average person's playingsafety.
No average person's dominatingan offensive like no average
person's playing safety.
No average person's dominatingan offensive line like no
(56:36):
average person's playing mikeback.
Speaker 1 (56:38):
Yeah, like, like, no, you're just gonna get stiff arm
the entire time.
You're gonna get cooked man.
Speaker 3 (56:45):
You're gonna go in for the tackle and just be stiff
arm right to the face maskevery time all right, here's
well I guess a theoretical foryou would be this is the closest
one I can come up with is ifyou were playing Mike Linebacker
and had four downs to stopDerrick Henry from getting 10,
(57:06):
are you doing it?
Speaker 1 (57:07):
If I was Mike Linebacker?
Speaker 3 (57:09):
Yeah.
Derrick Henry, yeah Four downterritory to get the first but
do I have the whole team with me?
Well, yeah, but you have toinitially make the tackle I have
and you know exactly where he'srunning I, so I know his tail,
(57:29):
I know where he's running yeah Iknow what hole he's running in.
Speaker 1 (57:32):
Yeah, and I have to make the tackle four times in a
row I ain't making that tacklefour times in a row are you
making the tackle once one outof four.
Speaker 3 (57:44):
Yeah, I'll give myself that see I don't even
think that I don't.
Speaker 1 (57:48):
I don't know I don't know if I could, but like I
would say that it's notimpossible.
Yeah, you know, if I just wraphim up, good enough, like come
in hot.
I'm saying like full-on, commit, kamikaze, full lunge, and I
aim just correctly enough at hiships, I think it'll be okay if
(58:12):
I come in like high or justtrying to like stop him.
He's just gonna run right pastme and stand for me and call me
names and make me feel bad aboutmyself.
But I think that one of four, Ithink I could probably get a
kamikaze dart full-on head rightto the sternum.
(58:35):
Try and yeah, just try and wrapthem up.
I don't, I don't even know ifI'd do that.
I don't think I could do that.
But give me one, one out of 50tries.
I think I got them.
Oh, dang 50.
Yeah, I just don't even thinkI'm doing in 50.
You don't think you're gonna dothat in 50?
Speaker 3 (58:54):
Oh, dang 50?
.
Yeah, I just don't even thinkI'm doing it in 50.
Speaker 1 (58:58):
You don't think you're going to do that in 50?
You're a big-ass dude, yeah,but not that big man.
I think you could wrap him upin one out of 50.
You give him 50 runs on you.
You don't think you can get himonce when he's coming through
(59:18):
the hole and you pick the samehole, you don't think you can
wrap him up.
Just stop him.
Just stop him once.
Speaker 3 (59:26):
Dude, that would hurt .
Speaker 1 (59:27):
It would hurt.
Speaker 3 (59:28):
So bad that would hurt, so bad, fuck Maybe.
Speaker 1 (59:34):
I think you could.
I think one out of 50, I don'tknow.
Now we gotta try this.
Derrick henry hit us up atrolling deep with one p we're
gonna try and tackle you.
Yeah, come fucking more yeah, Ithink I could do it one out of
four times.
Speaker 3 (59:51):
Come on, yeah we're going to line you up against
Chuck first.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (59:59):
I'll get my four or five temps in, and hopefully I
get you once, and if I don't,probably won't.
And then we'll give you some 50tries 50?
No man Dude, you'd be hurt.
I don't want 50 I don't knowI've watched those videos of him
(01:00:22):
stiff arming people yeah, dude,have you ever watched a?
Video of him lifting weights.
Yeah, he's just, he's an animal.
Oh dude I don't know, I watchedthis one where he like stiff
armed uh, he's an animal.
Oh dude, I don't know.
I watched this one where helike stiff-armed he was from
like the Falcons, oh yeah, andhe stiff-armed this guy so hard
and I was just like that had tohave hurt.
(01:00:44):
It's like he got punched justdirectly in the face with an
open palm.
I'm like God that would beterrible.
I don't know, dude, why doesellis drink twisted tea?
(01:01:05):
I don't know.
It's kind of hard.
Uh, twisted tea makes me peeand twisted tea makes me shit.
Really.
I just get like when I drinktwee, it's like after two I feel
like I gotta pee.
After three, I gotta pee.
Then after, it's like everyhalf a twee.
Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
After that I'm peeing I just don't understand how a
guy can stay so consistent.
I'm a pretty consistent dude,I'll.
I'll just drink water if it'snot twisted tea, yeah I'll drink
.
Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Um, I like to switch things up.
I've been uh off the beerlately.
I've been drinking Trulies andClaws.
Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Good.
Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Yeah, I do like beer, though, Coors Light Bush, you
know.
Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Yeah, you like the Bush.
Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
You know the average ones Keystone, all the Keystone.
Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
Yeah, the old kale smoothie.
Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Yeah, a little PBR, perhaps blue ribbon.
Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Yeah, have you ever had a beer and a spear?
Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Oh, what's a beer and a spear?
Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Take a beer, pour it into a shaker glass, dump a
little pickle juice in there,drop a pickle spear in it.
Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Really.
Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
It'll change your life.
Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Beer and a spear.
I'm going to have to try it.
I love pickle juice, yeah metoo so that I'll have to try
that.
But I like, I like trying newthings all the time new foods,
new drinks, new whatever.
Yeah, beer in a spear is theshit.
That's one of my favorite partsabout sitting at the bar.
For me, honestly, is likesomeone will order something and
I'll be like what is in thatand like flames coming off it
(01:02:34):
yeah I'm like give me one ofthose.
Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
Yeah, let me, let me take it.
Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Let me take it a wheel yeah, let me take a wheel
of that, well.
Well, this was a prettysuccessful rolling deep.
Alex had to leave a littleearly, though.
Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
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Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
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Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
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Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
One P?
I don't know, I just love theone.
Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
P.
Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
It just makes me fall .
Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
Actually I like this song.
Spea (01:04:58):
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do .
Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
He's going to hurt so many ears In the morning.
Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Yeah, I'm so sorry, guys.
Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
Yeah sorry about that .
It's a banger of a song though.
I started drinking at 6 am and we're here now.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I don't know what time it is, but I'm rolling deep
.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
This is rolling deep.
Let's roll the dice.
Dice roll.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Check, yep.
This is rolling deep.
Let's roll the dice.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Dice roll, check, yep two two man keeping a light
night, light night oh anothertwo nice alex, I think I know
(00:54):
you're gonna roll bets on two.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Bets on two.
I got a 500.
Bet on two.
I had five grand on two, 10million on two.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Actually, I'm gonna double that and put ten grand on
four.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh, I like that I also like that okay there you go
six banger five, five you'redown.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
You're down.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Ten grand d 15 I put five grand on you and a little
double down actually didn't workout too well all right.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Well, what's cracking fellows?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
not a whole lot beers beers are cracking one.
I'm drinking a nice bush apple,just uh, just re-came out with
it.
I found it this week Prettyexcited about it, bringing back
some old memories, oh Bush.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Apple Good old.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Bush.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I don't remember bad.
I don't even like beer thatmuch but, I, love some Bush
Apple.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Here's the vote Bush Apple or Bush Peach?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Apple for sure.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I'm also with the Apple.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, apple, and it's not even close I mean it just
tastes so good.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It's crisp like an apple.
It's like you're taking a biteinto an apple every time you
take a sip.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I like that I think that bush apple is the best
apple beer ever made.
I think it tops angry orchard,red's apple ale, you know even
ciders.
I would say, like the CosmicCrisp, like Two Town.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I think it tops all apple beers I've ever drank.
I don't know if it tops cidersper se, but I will say it tops
any apple beer I've ever had.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, I do like a good cider.
I enjoy ciders too, but Bushthat's your shit, huh yeah, you
can drink 30 of them and feellike you're just down to thing.
Apple juice yeah, it's justdrinking apple juice a little
bit of apple juice.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Well, I'm going truly tonight.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, I'm dialing on the trulys yeah, I like
pineapple trulys, it's the bestpineapple trulies are pretty
good I don't even think I gotpineapple.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I got a cherry, wild berry, blueberry or strawberry
lime I like the strawberry limeones.
I'm not a big blueberry guy ingeneral, strawberry limes ass no
well, I got two blueberries,two cherries and a strawberry
lime sitting in front of me, soI'm only going to drink two.
I guess Just kidding.
I always drink more than whatthe dice says.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Yeah, man, you don't bring out six and then drink
what the dice says.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
What are you preparing it for?
A normal night or something?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, like I got into the cooler and I was like I
could probably bring a few downand I'm like, but if I roll a
six I better have six, bringnine, you know, and then.
So it's like okay, well, now Iroll the two.
But you got six in front of youstill six beers in front of me.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Gosh, I don't know jim well, yeah, alex is sitting
there with 18 over by his side.
If I had to put money on?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
all 18 going away.
I I would put the no I'd putten dollars on it I'd put 10
bucks on no I put ten dollars onyes I'd put ten dollars on 18.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah, you guys are losing your money.
I'm not taking the over under.
I'm betting exactly 18 beersdrank here.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
here's a real question that's not too bad, I
guess.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Let's say you're going to get tortured and
someone just rolls out a 30-packyou get to pick whatever it is
Tweez, bush, apple, trulies,white Claws, whatever you get to
pick but you have to down thewhole thing right there in front
of whoever it is.
Do you think that's like actualtorture or no?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
um I mean, like, what are you talking about?
Like chugging 30?
No, no, you can just sit there,you can.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You can sit there and sip them, but you have to drink
30 in.
Let's call it five hours.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Oh, that'd just be fun.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
That's what I'm thinking Okay, what about 30 in
an hour?
Yeah, I'd be pushing it, that'sa lot that would be quite a lot
of beer.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
One every two minutes , oh my.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
God, yeah, that might be torture Low-key.
Yeah, that might be torture Lowkey.
Be a fun challenge.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I'd have to at least shot you on the first 15.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
So are we ever going to do a rolling deep where we
just roll up a 30 pack next tous?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Maybe one day.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Maybe a little live, a little rolling deep live
sometime 30 pack in six hours.
A little live, a little rollingdeep live sometime.
Yeah, 30, 30 pack in uh, sixhours.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
A little challenge yeah, I could get behind it a
little live six hours.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
You're drinking 15 every.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah cake work yeah, I think that'd be.
I think that'd be good we'd Imean, I know I'd still be
hammered- quite a bit of piss,but a lot of piss, a lot of piss
, a lot of piss.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
So what do?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
we got on our agenda today.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
They're uh little ipad man yeah, a little, uh
little ipad man.
So we're gonna um, we've allprepared to try to kind of
consolidate.
Because I didn't really feellike we gave a sufficient answer
for the whole baby names thing,we said that we were going to
get back to our own, to dial itin a little bit better.
(06:31):
So we've all brought our threefavorite baby names so we can
kind of dial them in here andwe'll vote.
So I'll name my three and youguys will vote which one you
want to kick off mine.
Okay, we'll go around untileach of us just has one of our
(06:51):
baby names left.
So then we'll just have three.
Basically, by the end of ourdiscussion we'll have three baby
names.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, sounds good to me.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
So do you want to go first, Alex?
All right.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
So I just read them all off.
Yeah, sounds good to me, so doyou want to?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
go first, alex.
All right, so I just read themall off.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
So the three baby names I have, and I think they
could be unisex.
By the way, we have the nameafter my favorite current NFL
wide receiver, CD Lamb.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
So you're naming him CD Lamb or her C or her cd lamb.
Yep, like the whole thing, yep,okay name number two, carlos.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Okay, again, you know unisex.
And the last one after the bestfictional linebacker of all
time, thad thad solid.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yeah, I'd vote that on alex's number one um gosh, I
don't like cd lamb, but if I wasactually looking for like a
girl baby name cd wouldn't bebad cd is solid yeah, this cd,
yeah I guess yeah, you raise agood point.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I guess you know what we'll shorten it.
We'll just say CD.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yeah, I'll go with CD CD.
Yeah, I know it's CC.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, I've heard that a lot.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Probably CD.
I'd probably kick the rest.
You don't like that?
No, not for my knees, dude, I'mnot calling my knees.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
set that castle well, you don't gotta put the castle
in there.
You just say that.
Well, yeah, but I'm still notcalling my knees that come on,
thad, all right.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
So cd makes it for me chuck, what do you got?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
um top three baby names of all time, or girl names
or what girl names.
We're doing it for brooke oh,for brooke, um everest okay, uh,
parker, okay and uh um like uhsteven, not steven.
Uh, and like Steven, not Steven.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Scotty.
There you go.
You mentioned Scotty give meEverest.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me that sounds
literally about a dude.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
It doesn't matter, it's a unisex name yeah, but
it's about a dude named Scottywell, fiona could be a man I
yeah, but she's a girl in themovie have you seen?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
yeah, but give me everest wait, what was the
second one?
You said?
Parker parker, parker, hmm.
(09:56):
Second, when you said parker,parker, parker, hmm, yeah, I
don't know, I do like scotty,but just because I think it's
unique, also selfishly, mymiddle name is scott.
Oh see, that would work outgood.
But I also don't think that'sgoing to happen because my niece
that was just born, her name isEmma Scotland, so it's already
kind of like In there In there.
Namesake in the family, type ofthing.
(10:17):
But I don't know.
I like, yeah, I'll probably goEverest too.
I like, hmm, yeah, I'llprobably go Everest too.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
So Everest, so we got Everest and Seedy.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I just don't like Parker.
I've met too many Parkers thatI didn't like.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
That are ladies.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
No, just Parkers in general that I didn't like.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I've met a lot of dude Parkers that I really don't
like.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
I'm with that, yeah, so I'm like just yeah, but like
parker mccallum, god yeah,parker mccallum is that what his
name is?
Yeah, yeah, no it is singersongwriter, yeah, um, everybody
thinks he's sexy or something.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I don't give me a song.
That does.
I kind of forgot um grandpa'snever done oh yeah, I love that,
that's a joke of that rileygreen.
Oh see, god, I I'm so bad withartists and like music, I know a
lot of songs, but if you ask mewhat artists did different
songs, it's pretty hard for meto do.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
What kind of man that's his number one song,
supposedly yeah, I haven't heardof it, so can't be too good me
neither okay, so uh what's yourtop three?
So we got cd and everest in thepool right now.
Um, my top three, in no order,was, uh, cleo.
(11:52):
We said that in the last episodeand I actually like the
condensation cleo yeah, I don'tlike cleopatra, but like in our
last episode, when we weretalking about cleopatra and then
you just like said cleo, I waslike that's kind of cool because
it's not chloe, but it soundslike.
It sounds like it should bechloe, but it's just like I've
never really heard of it before.
(12:13):
Yeah, um, raven, I don't know.
I just kind of thought it wasballer.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
And then, uh, hermione I'm going cleo yeah, I
think I also gotta go cleo,because raven I immediately
think of like an emo angsty girl, and then hermione is that
because of teen titans?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
that and also just like I think of, like edgar
allen poe my first thought isactually uh, when raven I think
of like Edgar Allen Poe.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
My first thought is actually when Raven I think of
that's.
So, raven, that's fair.
I know you see me.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
What did she have like?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
No, I don't think that's right.
I can't remember what the themesong.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Can you look up the theme song to that's?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
So Raven really quick .
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I know we're on baby names, but now you got it, I
can't remember it.
Yeah, see so, and then, whatwas?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I'm trying to.
What was she had like visions,right?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
yeah, that's what she would say, like I just had a
vision no uh I don't, I don'tknow if it was like she had like
a premonition yeah, well, theywere basically premonitions, but
she always said I just got one,it just happened.
(13:33):
Oh man, this is a banger.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
This is so 2000.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Man, I feel bad for kids nowadays.
Oh yeah, I mean, we had thisintro to a TV show.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Full on gas, man.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Yep, that's me see, that's just a banger yeah, I
mean, you know what I alwaysthought was weird, and I know
that it's fictional I kind oflike Hermione, though Hermione
is pretty boss.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
It is pretty boss, but I think if I had to pick one
out of those three, I'd go with.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Cleo, I'm going, cleo .
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Cleo.
For sure, I like Cleo.
I like Cleo and Raven the same,so we got.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Everest, cleo and CD Yep.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I feel like CD would have to stand for something,
though.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah it stands for.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I don't know Circular disc.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, circular disc, that's what I was trying to
think of.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Cat dong, cat dog.
Well, it's supposed to bespelled C-E-E-D.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
What if she named it Chloe?
Right, but then she put like amiddle name that's a D.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Dawn.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
And then she'd call a middle name that's a D Dawn,
and then she called her CD.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
But her name's Chloe, chloe, dawn Bright, cleo, cleo.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Dawn Bright.
Cleo Dawn Bright.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, I think we just named a child.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah, we just came up with it.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
We just named a productive member of society,
cleo Dick Bright.
How about Dong Cleo, dongBright?
Let's tone it down a little.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Cleo Big Shoots Bright.
Ooh, I like Cleo Big ShootsBright Big.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Shoots Big, shoots Bright, that's it.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
That's the name, yeah .
Speaker 1 (16:09):
What about just Shoots?
What about Shoots Bright, no.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Not happening, just shoot.
What about shoot, right?
No, not happening, but anyway.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
So we'll have these three names uh posted on our
instagram story sometimes thisweek for rolling deep with one p
.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Rolling deep, yeah, rolling deep, pod, I think I'm
pretty sure follow us oninstagram, if you have one.
Yeah, rowandeeppod1p 1PP.
On Instagram where you can voteamongst our three names, or I
guess we'll have a fourth optionthat just says pick three more.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah, these ones suck .
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Yeah, so we'll let you guys kind of get in on the
action, get in on that actionguys, kind of get in on the
action, get in on that action,um.
But yeah, we'll have it outthere for you guys and let you
get, uh, get involved, um.
But back on the raven topicactually.
So I thought it was crazy.
(17:10):
This is what I was going to say.
I know it's fictional, but,like Corey in the house was
obviously Raven's dad andRaven's younger brother, they're
both Kyle Massey.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
But you never saw Raven in the White House.
She never came and I know itwas probably because she was
done with the show so they hadto come up with something else.
And I know it was probablybecause, like, she was done with
like, the show Like Disney, sothey had to come up with
something else.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Well, at the time, I think they were recording at the
same time, because both ofthose shows were, I think.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
No, because if I just watch the intro, kyle Massey
looks like a freaking dork.
In the, that's so Raven.
He's actually like Older, olderthan Corey and Nass.
Oh, in the, that's so raven,and he's actually like older and
older and cory now, oh, I don'tknow.
Then that's what I'm saying.
I mean it had to have been,because she was just like done
with just done with disney andthey had to come up with another
show because obviously there'slike some connections, like
(18:07):
because her dad is like yeah achef, and that's so raven.
And then he's like a chef forthe white house, the president
and cory, and it's likeobviously the same person, so it
like makes it seem like maybethey got a divorce because the
mom isn't there and cory in thehouse either.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Huh yeah maybe raven went off to college.
I've seen a lot of like disneyshows where like connected, like
that.
I mean I know it's different,but it's like nickelodeon, like
A lot of people think, thatCrazy Steve from Drake and Josh
kidnaps Megan and moves toSeattle and then iCarly happens,
which I mean I don't think.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
That's factual.
I think that's how the writerscame up with it.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
With iCarly Yep.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
They're like let's do something with Crazy Steve.
I loved.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Crazy Steve.
Crazy Steve was dope.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Now let's say you're flipping through channels, just
don't know what to watch and youhave to pick between Drake and
Josh and iCarly.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Drake and Josh.
Drake and Josh 1000%.
I loved iCarly but Drake andJosh.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
The theme song, I think, is like the best sitcom
theme song of all time and Ithink the writing was just so
much funnier, yeah okay wizardsof waverly place, or that's a
raven wizards, that's a raven,for sure I mean just the intro
of that's a raven is intro ofthat's a raven was better, but I
(19:36):
think I definitely watched moreof wizards of waverly place as
a kid.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
I did, for sure I freaking hated max yeah yeah,
why I could feel it stupid and Ialso did the other guy justin
yeah, they just but and.
I hated Harper, harper was ahard one.
I hated Justin's friend.
That would always come in andbe like weird.
I think his name was like Zachor something.
(20:02):
And he'd always be like and doreally sharp movements, and I
was just like God, this guy's adough ball.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I'm not going to lie, I probably watched Wizard of
the Galaxy just for, uh, selenagomez, no cap her mom and dad
were pretty funny in the show.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah her dad would always like freak out
about sandwiches and stuff yeah,I like that you're telling me
you you sold that pastramisandwich for $7 instead of $10?
.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I also like the old wizard guy in the later seasons.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Oh yeah, he was like a Dumbledore.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, kind of a Dumbledore parody Hermione.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Hermione was never.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Hermione Granger, ron Weasley.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
You know who my favorite Disney dad ever is Is
Bob Duncan from Good Luck,charlie.
He was goaded, he was anexterminator, but he was just so
vibey.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
What's that lady's actor from that lady actor?
The teen one.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Bridget Mendler.
God, she's hot Teen Titans.
She actually quit acting and Ithink she's like a doctor now A
nurse.
She's something.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
she's something crazy really freaking actor dude
she's not an actor, she'sprobably crazy, I don't, I don't
know, in a fill football she'sactually the new corner for the
seattle seahawks she's actuallythe new kicker for the fucking
San Francisco 49ers.
Jake Moody keeps missing left.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I heard that Bridgett Mender got drafted before
Shador Sanders.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
That could be on ESPN .
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
I seen this thing on ESPN that Shador turned down the
Browns.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Oh yeah I've seen the same thing, but but then it
wasn't true yeah, I think itprobably wasn't true, so why was
it?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
on espn, espn.
Why are you lying to me ontiktok that?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
just was actually espn posted it on.
I saw not.
I've seen that too.
It's on instagram.
Espn posted it and said shadurbasically was told the browns he
was going to the cfl, becausehe did, he felt this, respected
it yeah and then later I seenthis thing from like shadur's
thing that said he's so happy tobe going to the cleveland
(22:27):
browns, yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
And so I was like what, why you gotta confuse me
like that espnPN.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
I saw during, like his meetings with teams or I
like read that during theinterviews he would just answer
FaceTime calls and like he wouldput his feet up on the
furniture and he straight uptold some teams like yeah, don't
pick me, I'm not going to playfor you.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Yeah, it's like holy shit.
He just said like, yeah, I'mnot going to go.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
I mean he has a winning attitude.
You know he doesn't want toplay For a shitty team, but I
don't think a good team wouldtake him.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Yeah, I guess there's like Reports that, like that.
Honestly, it kind of soundedlike Bo Callahan In the movie
Draft Day.
Have you ever watched Draft Day?
No?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I don't think I have either.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I think Kevin Cosner's like the GM and the
Browns.
Actually, I gotta go fact checkthat.
I don't know what Kevin Cosnerlooks like, but yeah, it is
kevin cosner oh yeah, no, I'veseen that yeah I, I watch it
every year the day before thedraft and he like yeah, and then
he's a gm yeah, I heard it's agood movie and he's like telling
(23:47):
people no, don't draft him,because blah blah and this and
that other thing yeah, youshould watch it.
It's actually a really goodmovie.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I've been told that and also I think I watched it
when it first came out.
But I was like way too young tounderstand what was going on.
But I mean, I guess technicallyI, because I don't remember
anything about it is money bowllike with brad pitt and jonah
hill, oh yeah like baseball yeahlike I think I tried to watch
that with my dad, like when itfirst came out, but I was kind
(24:18):
of like, all right, this isboring, I'm good, but I was
young and didn't really knowwhat was going on, you know what
a fun fact is.
What's a fun fact.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Bo Callahan, that quarterback that basically was
supposed to go number one, thatthen everybody passed on, which
is kind of the movie, becausehe's kind of a cock yeah yeah,
um, his.
His agent in the movie is diddydiddy's in it.
Yeah, yeah, that's his agent inthe movie.
(24:48):
Oh, that's a long, there'sanother movie.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
It's a jonah hill movie.
Uh, I think it's called TakeHim to the Greek, it's something
like that, but Diddy's in thatit's funny because he portrays
himself, as everyone thinks ofhim now, just like a wild person
.
Diddy's a weird dude.
Yeah, diddy's something.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I mean, he's a Diddy Diddler, you know.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
I guess yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Terry Crews is also in that movie In.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Draft Day.
Yeah, I do like Terry Crews.
Actually I fuck with TerryCrews.
Mad heavy White Chicks,brooklyn Nine-Nine Dude.
Where's Terry Crews from heavyWhite Chicks?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
Where's Terry Crews from?
Who did he play for?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Oh yeah, I think he played like tight end somewhere.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Didn't he play for, like the Giants?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I'm not sure he did play football for like a split
second.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Terry Crews.
Yeah, you know who Terry Crewsis.
Yes, Like a split second.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Terry Cruz.
Yeah, you know who Terry Cruzis.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Yes, Cheeseburger Eddie yeah that as well.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Man, terry Cruz was dope dude.
I loved me some Terry Cruz.
Who's that?
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Oh, played for the Los Angeles Rams.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Oh nice the Rams.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Yeah, defensive end and linebacker for six seasons,
primarily in the 1990s, where hewas drafted 11th round by the
Los Angeles Rams in 91.
He also played for the GreenBay Packers, San Diego Chargers,
Washington Redskins and thenthe NFL Europe League.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
You mean Washington, Washington?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
The Commanders.
Why did I think he was a tightend?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Here's another question for you guys.
Isn't there four quarterbacksfor the Browns right now?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I think there's five.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Five, five.
Whose do you think's starting?
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Deshaun if he's healthy, but if not, I bet you
they start.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
I was thinking Flacco .
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Maybe Flacco.
I mean not saying that he's notgood anymore, but at some point
he's going to slip hard.
Yeah, so it's either going tobe Flacco or Kenny Pickett.
No way they start.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Gabriel or Shabazz yeah Sanders.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
I don't even know why they picked Gabriel.
Gabriel, I mean not shitting onhim, he's just really
undersized.
I think Gabriel has the samebuild and or ask that like
Taysom Hill has, if they wantedto use them like that.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Well, I think Gabriel's biggest thing is like
if you watch some of thoseOregon games, it's like he sat
in the pocket way too long.
He didn't think fast on hisfeet and I think in the NFL
you've got to think fast on yourfeet.
But, I think honestly it waskind of a power play by them to
pick Gabriel and then get Shadur.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Because one of the rookies is bound to turn out
okay, maybe.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Well, no, it's because it's like they got
Gabriel first and then Shadur.
So it's like you know what Imean.
Like you have someone who'slike super cocky and acts like
they're the shit, and then theyget picked like way down the
list and then there's someonewho's like a pretty good athlete
and tries really hard and Ithink is a good quarterback.
(28:22):
Yeah, but it's like you know,it's not about your, how you
present yourself, it's about howpeople perceive you, you know.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Yeah, no, I think Dan Patrick was talking about it To
where, like you know how somepeople talk about like SEC teams
, like competing in the NFL.
Yeah, or like you know, likethe what 2019 LSU team could
(28:53):
have beat fucking the CarolinaPanthers and it's like no.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Not a chance.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
It's like they really couldn't.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
You're talking the best athletes that have been
drafted and like they go throughcollege level, they have to be
better than almost every otherathlete to get to the NFL.
You know what I mean?
Oh yeah, and then Dan.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Patrick was talking about it, where he said every
other athlete to get to the nflyou know what I mean.
Oh yeah, and then dan patrickwas talking about it, that where
he said because he's like dude,I remember the first nfl game I
ever like stood on thesidelines and he's like and I've
never been to an nfl game, soI've never even I couldn't
attest to if you can notice thisfrom like anywhere in the
stadium.
But dan patrick was saying likeon the sidelines versus like in
(29:36):
the booth.
He said it's crazy.
He said those guys are movingso goddamn fast like, and
hitting so freaking hard like.
It's just like night and daydifference from college on how
fast everything moves.
Like those guys are cookingacross the field Like
(29:59):
everything's full speed and allof them are like the fastest.
Like all of them could competein like a 40 against anybody in
college, right?
Like they're all that quickLike you're talking.
Maybe there's three guys incollege football that can run
faster than you know, I mean 75%.
(30:25):
Yeah.
So I guess what I'm saying is Ibet you there's three guys in
college that still can runfaster than the majority of the
nfl.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, everybody else is getting cooked by like 90 of
the nfl still well, I mean youlook at those plays where it's
like the guy snaps the ball andthen two seconds later he throws
like a 50 yard bomb and theguy's like there and you're like
he literally just got the ballthree seconds ago yeah you know
I mean like you can you run 40yards in three seconds?
Speaker 3 (30:58):
yeah, I mean, I don't think anybody can but no, but
it's a point yeah like it waslike three seconds plus getting
the ball out, the ball's trout,let's like okay, now he's there
yeah, it's like, but it's likefive, six seconds Timing and
speed 40 yards down the field.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Those guys are quick.
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You know it's kind of beencirculating and I'm actually
(32:24):
surprised that we kind of talkedabout it before the episode
started that you've never heardof this or that you've never.
You haven't heard over the lastweek or so, like everybody in
their dog given their opinionabout whether a hundred guys
could beat one gorilla.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Well, I heard a little bit on the tick tock, but
but it's like everywhere,charles like yeah, I mean, I
guess, but like, is it reallythat big of like a issue?
We all know the answer, do we?
Yeah, one, one gorilla beats itSmoked.
No, I'm not smoked.
(33:02):
Have you met a gorilla?
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Have you, yeah, At the zoo.
I mean yeah me too.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Pretty wild thing to look at.
Imagine them big ass fangsbiting into you.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Not a chance.
I don't think they're gonnapunch you.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
They'll bite punch throw, They'll grab you by your
cock and twist it, Dick twist.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Dude, we're out of.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
UFC fight man.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Alright, UFC.
What's your take on it?
Speaker 2 (33:32):
So I've seen a lot of people are making lists and are
doing drafts about who they allwould recruit in this fight.
And the other night I couldn'tgo to bed right away, so I was
like laying in bed and I justthought who would I have?
So I just started making a listand I actually it took me two
days, but I wrote down a hundredpeople I would have.
(33:53):
It took me two days, but Iwrote down 100 people I would
have.
So I thought it would be fun totell you and Easton, my first
five.
Okay, can I tell you my firstfive after this?
Yes, sure, so number one, I'mgoing.
Prime Ray Lewis.
I think that's self-explanatory.
I don't think I need to explainthat.
Prime.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Ray Lewis.
I think Ray Lewis might winjust one.
Win, just one on one.
So now you're switching well, Imean you'd say it was ray lewis
?
Yeah, I thought it was just 100random dudes you know, the
number two is uh, trent williams.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I know you still like that big, big 49ers fan over
there.
Yeah trent williams dude him inmotion is crazy.
Yeah, just just have him set upand do a tackle pole to the left
yeah get that man out in spaceand then I got chuck norris at
(34:52):
number 3, solid pick, and thennumber 4, I got Bruce Lee rest
in peace.
Bruce Lee might take him byhimself too and, mind you, all
these people are real people,but some of them may be deceased
.
And then number 5, just for thevibes, I'm not, and this is in
(35:14):
no particular order, by the way,but five.
I got Shane Gillis.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Ooh, I like it.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
I like it, just so he does that thing, like if he
witnesses like I don't knowTrent Williams get his arm
ripped off.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
He just goes like his little, yeah, his little like
hands up, like for the listeners.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
You know, if you know Shane Gillis, he kind of does
that arms raise.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
I don't think a gorilla would fight Shane.
I think he'd look at him and belike I can't.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
I'd try to get it distracted, get it back to its
habitat.
I'd shit in my hand and throwit at it and just see if he
started throwing shit and thenattack.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
You would try to befriend him.
Yeah, I'd shit in my hand andthrow it at it and just see if
he started throwing shit andthen attack, you would try to
befriend him.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Yeah, like I'd throw a glob of poo at his head.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
I think my five would be Patty the Batty Okay, connor
McGregor.
All right, probably Dwayne theRock Johnson.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
He's also on my list.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
And that's three.
Chris Pratt.
What's Chris Pratt going to do?
I don't know.
I'm thinking Chris Pratt whenhe was for what's that one?
The Parks and Rec, chris Pratt,like the little'm thinking
Chris Pratt when he was forwhat's that one?
The Parks and Rec, chris Pratt,like the little pudgy, chris
Pratt especially that what'sthat Chris Pratt gonna do, and
(36:45):
Zooey Deschanel, you just wantto meet her.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
You don't think she's gonna do anything that gorilla
would have a good time oh my god, what about you?
What's your top five?
Like off the top of your head?
Five people to help you fightagainst a gorilla.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Like bush apple okay solid pick.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Solid pick, I mean you put enough of those in the
might be able to fight a gorillaa pound of fentanyl wow, I just
feed it to the gorilla he seemslike anesthesia.
He's putting fettian bananas.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Yeah, lacing a big banana with fentanyl and just
tossing her to the banana.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
My god toss her to the banana.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
Yeah, just tossing her to the tossing it I
definitely would do somethinglike that though you got to play
some mind games here yeah, likeI, like you know, I'm not gonna
win necessarily with 100 people, so I'm gonna take like 50
people and the other 50 likesuper fucking hardcore drugs to
(37:53):
try to overdose the gorilla.
Yeah, because everybody, I mean, I've never heard this one well
, do the people have weapons orjust hand-to-hand?
Well, as I'm saying iseverybody said no weapons but,
is drugs really a weapon I guessnot.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
It's a weapon against society.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
It is, but not the gorilla.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Yeah, can you imagine ?
Speaker 3 (38:19):
You imagine I'm just like trying to terrorize
everybody.
I just bring cocaine and tossit to the gorilla Cocaine
gorilla.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
That, arguably, would make the situation so much more
worse.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Oh yeah, no, you know what is that?
Cocaine shark or cocaine bearoh yeah, cocaine bear.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Yeah, I've seen that movie twice.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
I'm not proud of it, my thing with the hundred people
.
It has to be people who knowhow to grapple, in my opinion,
like know how to like to chokeout the gorilla, because you
ain't gonna beat it in strength.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
I said I said you would have to go for the same
things if you were likedefenseless against like a human
.
Like you'd have to go for thesame things if you were like
defenseless against like a human.
Like you'd have to try to getrid of his eyes somehow.
Like you would have to try toget Disorient them.
Yeah, like you'd try to have totake away his senses, even it
(39:10):
out, and then hopefully youstill have enough people to like
, compete and I'm with you onthat.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
But my fear is you take out his eyes, then you have
a blind gorilla like swinging,like just crazy.
I mean maybe not.
Maybe he'll kind of like belike what the hell?
Like why can't I see?
And like be disoriented.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
That's why I thought go for the balls, like I don't
even think you're gonna be ableto blind the gorilla with no
weapons.
See, see, that's just like yourhands.
Oh yeah, look at his fingers.
Finger here.
You're not going to get close.
I don't think you're going toget close enough to finger A
hundred people.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Someone's bound to get a finger.
A hundred people.
A hundred people coming at agorilla At the same time.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
The gorilla can move, it can run yeah it's just gonna
run through people.
I don't know I I also need aplace too.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Are we fighting the gorilla in?
Speaker 2 (39:59):
jungle.
I'm thinking like an open fieldI'm thinking jungle that's kind
of what I think too.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
But like I was talking at work the other day,
like you have to say, okay, youdon't have any weapons when you
start, but humans wouldn't fighta gorilla without a weapon no,
they'd make a weapon, that'swhat I'm saying.
So you would have to like.
Like, say, there was a hundredpeople in my shop and then there
was just all of a sudden agorilla.
Well, everybody's automaticallygonna like grab something out
(40:27):
of my shop.
So we didn't have weapons.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
You can't bring weapons to the fight, but I mean
, you can make them, yeah, wellhonestly, that's my human versus
almost like any predator isgoing to lose without weapons
yeah, and humans know that,that's why?
Speaker 3 (40:45):
that's what I'm saying is so like all of a
sudden you have a hundred peoplein a field and then here's a
gorilla gorilla's coming at them.
Everybody's gonna grabsomething to kick the gorilla's
ass.
You can't just like something.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Yeah, because that's that instinct is to survive.
It's not like.
Our instinct isn't.
How can we play fair in thissituation?
Speaker 1 (41:08):
yeah, it's like you hear a noise in your house.
You don't just go down therefucking, bare fisting it, do you
?
You grab a knife or a gun or abat or a broom or a lamp.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
You grab something.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Yeah, and that's what I'm saying.
It's like the one thing.
The gorilla covers humans inevery single category Strength
speed.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Except for smarts, yeah, yeah, well, that's like
animals in general and that'swhy people are like the the top
is because of our brain power.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
So, yeah, the gorilla shouldwin one-on-one, but are people
really just not gonna use aweapon like, yeah, you're not.
You like, I think the wholeweapon thing.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
It's like you can't bring a gun to the fight unless
you're fighting in the desert,but then you still throw.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
I throw sand, yeah, like you try to do something to
like blind, blind like you.
I just humans like.
When people just say like no,no weapons.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
You just think that it's just like fist to fist
combat and I don't think, Idon't think humans could be like
100 humans could be.
Oh, no well because you'regonna have, you're gonna have,
like it's not gonna be, all 100humans and that's like I think
that everyone's like well, ifyou have all 100 humans going
out this girl at the same time,I was like imagine 20 people
(42:42):
around a gorilla trying to fighta gorilla I mean it's gonna
like get really, you're gonnaactually hit people, like it's
gonna be it really like and it'skind of like the same concept
of like, say, there was like afucking 4,000 pound wood stove
that 50 people were trying topick up.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Yeah, it's like, okay , yeah, 50, you have enough
manpower there, but 50 peoplecan't get their hands on the
stove to actually like use thatmanpower efficiently enough to
pick up the stove.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Yes, you'd have to use tools and make things.
Yeah, you know, expand the loador whatever.
Yeah, like.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
You have a hundred people there, but a hundred
people aren't gonna all be ableto be fighting the gorilla at
once, which then allows thegorilla to win yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
That's where my thing is like, because then you're
going like you're kind of doingwaves of people to try and take
this girl out and likehand-on-hand combat and I don't
think like I mean, the grill islike beating on someone.
Right, someone gets on its bag.
I guess you could like choke it.
The only thing I could thinkabout is like you get someone
(43:49):
who could choke a girl out,might get on its back and choke
it out yeah, I think, I thinkthis.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
You know what?
What other things that there'sa hundred of do you think
couldn't be the gorilla?
Uh, animal wise, yeah, like, doyou think a hundred bull elk
could be the gorilla?
Yeah you think so?
Speaker 1 (44:12):
I think it just probably ran the gorilla over so
much that I mean I don't knowif they even mess with a gorilla
.
They'd probably see it and justsprint away.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Yeah, but like what if you could somehow like
coordinate that?
Speaker 1 (44:25):
But if they were smart enough to attack a gorilla
, yeah, I think they'd win?
Speaker 3 (44:29):
What about, like a hundred mice?
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Not a well, that's hard because they're smaller.
Yeah, that's insane smalltargets yeah, hundred mice.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
You think if they all , like, were focused on
attacking the gorilla, wouldthey well?
Speaker 1 (44:44):
because then it's like trying to get like 40
people to pick up a car.
It's a lot easier than 40people to pick up a shelf yeah
you know, but you can probablyget a hundred mice on a gorilla.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
Yeah, easy, and then the gorilla would have to like
slow down, like literally pickthem off and squish them instead
of just like, yeah, mice mightbe the gorilla it's size man
yeah, it is it's size, because Imean and like one mouse.
One mouse could be the gorillaif the gorilla never found it,
(45:17):
and I feel like that's kind oflike the same concept like
humans, like there's a pile ofants.
It's like, yeah, you'll killlike most of the ants, but if,
if you could just say like oneant could kill you, there's
gonna be one ant like still onyou that you just like don't
know about well, it's like a Imean think about like a black
(45:38):
widow spider.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
It's like smaller shit compared to us, but I mean
we get people get bit by it andjust yeah, what about, uh?
Speaker 3 (45:49):
what about snakes?
Snake what do you think isbeating a snake?
Speaker 1 (45:56):
What's that thing that's made to beat the snake?
It's like a rodent of some sort, what's it called?
But they're like fight snakes.
Oh, I don't know.
Look up the rodent A rodentthat fights snakes, because I
have it in my head and I justcan't remember.
I think it's like native toAustralia or something.
(46:18):
But what could beat snakes?
Like one snake, or a hundredsnakes?
Like how many snakes are wetalking?
Speaker 3 (46:26):
One snake Kind of like.
Flip the script, but not ahundred gorillas, but like.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
No, but like one snake.
I think a person could be onesnake, but if you're talking
hand to hand, I don't know.
Yeah, because I mean there'speople that grab the snake by
the head too, like this bangeris it like a mongoose or
something?
Speaker 3 (46:50):
oh yeah, I do think it's a mongoose probably.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they fightsnakes.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Oh yeah, I do think it's a mongoose probably.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
Yeah, mongoose yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Yeah, they fight snakes, yeah, give me 100
mongooses and yeah, dude.
But I mean like, I think thatlike apex predators, any of
those, it's like you put any 100people unarmed against any apex
(47:18):
predator, it's not going to win.
Lion, tiger, cougars, bears.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
So here's my question Wolves, let's flip the script
with weapons 100 gorillas versusone man with a whole artillery
of weapons.
Like a whole artillery, likegrenades, traps, landmines,
claymores, all that I would sayhe would be limited to weapons
(47:47):
that could only kill one at atime, I guess.
But he'd say like,theoretically he couldn't run
out of ammo, like stuff likethat, couldn't run out of ammo,
like stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Couldn't run out of ammo.
Hunter Gorillas.
Are they starting like?
Speaker 3 (48:02):
But you can't just like throw a grenade and take it
.
What's?
Speaker 1 (48:04):
their starting distance?
Do they got distance betweenthem like a mile?
Let's say 50 yards, 50 yardsand you'd probably give him like
an automatic weapon, I'massuming.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
Semi-auto, semi auto Legals still.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Semi-auto, 100 gorillas 50 yards away.
I don't think he's doing it.
I mean, imagine 100 human-sizedthings running at you.
There's no way you're shootingthat.
I mean, you could shoot everysingle one of them, but there's
(48:46):
no way you're getting a.
Like a, you're gone blow intoevery single one, unless I mean,
I don't know how trained isthis guy, is it a random guy
with like a ar?
I mean?
Speaker 3 (48:59):
somebody that's shot before, but not like I don't
know.
I wouldn't say that he's likethe most sealed guy in the world
, but he's like shot I would anaverage, I would say he knows
how to work the gun.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
I wouldn't say that like it's just Average Joe the
gun.
Yeah, I don't think he's takingthem.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
But like you're talking about, like a whole
artillery though, Like grenades.
Sure, let's throw grenades intoit, let's throw three grenades
in there, all right.
So let's say he has an AR, he'sgot three grenades to his
disposal and a four artillery armax ammo can't run out three
(49:43):
grenades he might win like, usethe grenades to keep him back
yeah, use their names to keephim back.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
I could see that.
But 50, that's pretty close.
Yeah, it is pretty close Now, ifyou said 200 yards, I'd have
him all the way.
I mean that's a lot of distance.
But also you're thinking of 100things coming at you.
I mean who has a mindset to go?
Okay, that one's getting close,that one's getting close, that
(50:13):
one's getting close, you'retalking 100 things.
I don't think he's doing it.
I don't think with a fullartillery, maybe if you gave him
like a tank or something, Idon't think he's doing it what
about one man?
Speaker 3 (50:29):
30 bush lights, a full artillery he's doing it.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
I mean you.
I mean at that point, you'refearless, you know you.
Speaker 3 (50:40):
You take the fear out of it it's like, yeah, one man,
a fifth of pendleton fullartillery.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
Yeah, the gorillas are gone, sorry yeah, I mean
he's gonna to have two ARs inboth hands.
Speaker 3 (50:56):
In a pack of smokes, in a pack of smokes.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
He's going to have two cigs out of his mouth, two
ARs, probably cigars.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
Yeah, two cigars, two ARs, and he's just going to be
blasting them away.
Once those are out, he'sthrowing grenades.
They're gone Now.
Yeah, that's's here's a realquestion.
One guy, full artillery, right,like you were saying, but a
hundred elephants?
Speaker 3 (51:26):
that's tough man.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
Just one stomp and you'd be dead well, I mean yeah,
and plus they got, they have alot more like umph to themph to
them, you know yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
Elephants are actually pretty fast.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
Yeah, they are.
They're faster than humans,aren't they?
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (51:42):
they are.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
What's the?
Speaker 1 (51:43):
max speed of an elephant.
I know you're just lookingsomething up, but I want to know
the max speed.
I think it's like, isn't itlike 30 miles or 20 miles?
Maybe it's 10.
I don't know, I can't remember.
I feel like I've looked it upbefore 25 miles an hour 25?
What's the max speed of a human?
Speaker 3 (52:03):
Not 25 miles an hour, but I mean, there's some humans
that have 25 miles an hour.
That's like a school zone 28miles an hour.
So we can go 3 miles an hourfaster though yeah, but most
people can't, but also probablymost elephants can't either well
(52:24):
, yeah, well, that was like that.
Speaker 1 (52:25):
That's like the whole thing where humans like, uh,
where they succeeded was theycould do long distance running
yeah like isn't that like thewhole thing is like in the past
they could because they could dolong distance running.
Yeah, like isn't that like thewhole thing is like in the past
they could because they couldfollow an animal for so long.
Speaker 3 (52:46):
Yeah, yeah, they could stay keeping up For a
longer period of time.
Speaker 1 (52:49):
Yeah, yeah, for a longer period of time.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
Yeah, so here's the other thing too, which this
one's kind of bounced around myTikTok feed.
Do you think an?
Speaker 1 (53:17):
average human could gain one yard in the NFL.
A single yard, yeah Well.
Does he have other NFL playerson his team?
Speaker 3 (53:25):
Yeah, like he's in an NFL game.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
In an NFL game.
He's a running back, yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
Yeah, he can get a yard.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
a yard, oh man, I don't think so well because,
well, I mean, who's your line,who's the line that he's on, you
know?
Yeah, I mean, if you have NFLlinemen, that can create enough
of a hole.
I don't know, charles, youcould probably get a yard now if
(53:57):
it was like.
I don't know, charles, youcould probably get a yard Now if
it was like you put any NFLplayer right in front of any
average person.
They ain't getting nowhere,they're going to get pushed back
.
But I think if you put yourrunning back average, running
back average speed, whatever,and you have an nfl line in
(54:20):
front of you, I think you stickbehind the biggest guy and you
can get it hard so here'sanother nfl question for you.
Speaker 3 (54:32):
Do you think the average human, if they were a
wide receiver, could get open?
In the nfl not a chance not,not a single chance like, even
if you ran the specific likeplay nope, no you don't think
that they could I think if theyeven get open, they're not going
(54:53):
to catch it.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:56):
Yeah, you're talking get open and complete the catch.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
And complete the catch.
No.
Speaker 3 (55:03):
No.
Speaker 1 (55:04):
Because they're going to get open and then the
quarterback's going to throw itto them and then some NFL guy
who's about 6'7 and 300 poundsis just going to come clobber
you.
Speaker 3 (55:16):
Okay.
Do you think the average personcould complete a pass in the
NFL?
Speaker 1 (55:23):
You're throwing to an NFL athlete.
Yeah, throwing to.
Speaker 3 (55:28):
You're the quarterback.
Speaker 1 (55:29):
How many plays do you get?
Speaker 3 (55:31):
One.
Speaker 1 (55:32):
You get one play.
Speaker 3 (55:33):
Yeah, like you're sitting in shotgun, you get one
play.
Yeah, like you're sitting inshotgun, you get one play, not a
chance.
Yeah, like, do you think theaverage, the average?
Speaker 1 (55:44):
well, we'll say, we'll say no, no, I think they
could say four downs, four downs, yeah, you can get.
I think an average person couldget one completion.
I'm not saying they'd gainyardage.
Speaker 3 (56:00):
I'll say the like Like a swing pass to the running
back or something.
Is that what you're talkingabout?
Speaker 1 (56:03):
Yeah, something where it's like running back rolls
out right and you just hit him.
You know A screen play.
Maybe that's kind of hard to do.
Speaker 3 (56:16):
Do you think that any average person could play any
defensive position in the nfl?
No, they'd get cooked,absolutely cooked.
See, that's I was trying tocome up with like a defensive
idea, but it's like no averageperson's covering a wide
receiver.
No average person's playingsafety.
No average person's dominatingan offensive like no average
person's playing safety.
No average person's dominatingan offensive line like no
(56:36):
average person's playing mikeback.
Speaker 1 (56:38):
Yeah, like, like, no, you're just gonna get stiff arm
the entire time.
You're gonna get cooked man.
Speaker 3 (56:45):
You're gonna go in for the tackle and just be stiff
arm right to the face maskevery time all right, here's
well I guess a theoretical foryou would be this is the closest
one I can come up with is ifyou were playing Mike Linebacker
and had four downs to stopDerrick Henry from getting 10,
(57:06):
are you doing it?
Speaker 1 (57:07):
If I was Mike Linebacker?
Speaker 3 (57:09):
Yeah.
Derrick Henry, yeah Four downterritory to get the first but
do I have the whole team with me?
Well, yeah, but you have toinitially make the tackle I have
and you know exactly where he'srunning I, so I know his tail,
(57:29):
I know where he's running yeah Iknow what hole he's running in.
Speaker 1 (57:32):
Yeah, and I have to make the tackle four times in a
row I ain't making that tacklefour times in a row are you
making the tackle once one outof four.
Speaker 3 (57:44):
Yeah, I'll give myself that see I don't even
think that I don't.
Speaker 1 (57:48):
I don't know I don't know if I could, but like I
would say that it's notimpossible.
Yeah, you know, if I just wraphim up, good enough, like come
in hot.
I'm saying like full-on, commit, kamikaze, full lunge, and I
aim just correctly enough at hiships, I think it'll be okay if
(58:12):
I come in like high or justtrying to like stop him.
He's just gonna run right pastme and stand for me and call me
names and make me feel bad aboutmyself.
But I think that one of four, Ithink I could probably get a
kamikaze dart full-on head rightto the sternum.
(58:35):
Try and yeah, just try and wrapthem up.
I don't, I don't even know ifI'd do that.
I don't think I could do that.
But give me one, one out of 50tries.
I think I got them.
Oh, dang 50.
Yeah, I just don't even thinkI'm doing in 50.
You don't think you're gonna dothat in 50?
Speaker 3 (58:54):
Oh, dang 50?
.
Yeah, I just don't even thinkI'm doing it in 50.
Speaker 1 (58:58):
You don't think you're going to do that in 50?
You're a big-ass dude, yeah,but not that big man.
I think you could wrap him upin one out of 50.
You give him 50 runs on you.
You don't think you can get himonce when he's coming through
(59:18):
the hole and you pick the samehole, you don't think you can
wrap him up.
Just stop him.
Just stop him once.
Speaker 3 (59:26):
Dude, that would hurt .
Speaker 1 (59:27):
It would hurt.
Speaker 3 (59:28):
So bad that would hurt, so bad, fuck Maybe.
Speaker 1 (59:34):
I think you could.
I think one out of 50, I don'tknow.
Now we gotta try this.
Derrick henry hit us up atrolling deep with one p we're
gonna try and tackle you.
Yeah, come fucking more yeah, Ithink I could do it one out of
four times.
Speaker 3 (59:51):
Come on, yeah we're going to line you up against
Chuck first.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (59:59):
I'll get my four or five temps in, and hopefully I
get you once, and if I don't,probably won't.
And then we'll give you some 50tries 50?
No man Dude, you'd be hurt.
I don't want 50 I don't knowI've watched those videos of him
(01:00:22):
stiff arming people yeah, dude,have you ever watched a?
Video of him lifting weights.
Yeah, he's just, he's an animal.
Oh dude I don't know, I watchedthis one where he like stiff
armed uh, he's an animal.
Oh dude, I don't know.
I watched this one where helike stiff-armed he was from
like the Falcons, oh yeah, andhe stiff-armed this guy so hard
and I was just like that had tohave hurt.
(01:00:44):
It's like he got punched justdirectly in the face with an
open palm.
I'm like God that would beterrible.
I don't know, dude, why doesellis drink twisted tea?
(01:01:05):
I don't know.
It's kind of hard.
Uh, twisted tea makes me peeand twisted tea makes me shit.
Really.
I just get like when I drinktwee, it's like after two I feel
like I gotta pee.
After three, I gotta pee.
Then after, it's like everyhalf a twee.
Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
After that I'm peeing I just don't understand how a
guy can stay so consistent.
I'm a pretty consistent dude,I'll.
I'll just drink water if it'snot twisted tea, yeah I'll drink
.
Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Um, I like to switch things up.
I've been uh off the beerlately.
I've been drinking Trulies andClaws.
Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Good.
Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Yeah, I do like beer, though, Coors Light Bush, you
know.
Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Yeah, you like the Bush.
Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
You know the average ones Keystone, all the Keystone.
Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
Yeah, the old kale smoothie.
Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Yeah, a little PBR, perhaps blue ribbon.
Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Yeah, have you ever had a beer and a spear?
Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Oh, what's a beer and a spear?
Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Take a beer, pour it into a shaker glass, dump a
little pickle juice in there,drop a pickle spear in it.
Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Really.
Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
It'll change your life.
Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Beer and a spear.
I'm going to have to try it.
I love pickle juice, yeah metoo so that I'll have to try
that.
But I like, I like trying newthings all the time new foods,
new drinks, new whatever.
Yeah, beer in a spear is theshit.
That's one of my favorite partsabout sitting at the bar.
For me, honestly, is likesomeone will order something and
I'll be like what is in thatand like flames coming off it
(01:02:34):
yeah I'm like give me one ofthose.
Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
Yeah, let me, let me take it.
Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Let me take it a wheel yeah, let me take a wheel
of that, well.
Well, this was a prettysuccessful rolling deep.
Alex had to leave a littleearly, though.
Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
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Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Comments concerns anything you got.
Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
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One P?
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P.
Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
It just makes me fall .
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Actually I like this song.
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Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do .
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He's going to hurt so many ears In the morning.
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