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The search for Monty continues as the Runts explore a classic dungeon! But with some... sexy twists~?

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All right you guys welcome back to run pack goes playing walking

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episode 21, let's get into it. Last time, we began as our
players awoke on their first full day in waterdeep, where
they set out toward the undermountain which is a
Dungeness area created from an abandoned mine.
Where adventurers go to test their mettle and earn coin, we

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aren't going to test our mettle or earn coin because we both
have both those things and surplus Superfluous Superfluous
about oh instead we are going torescue hires brother Monte who
we've heard has disappeared intothe minds.
We walked around the under mountains, sort of Welcome area

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above ground, there were different guilds, trying to sign
people on lots of different bonuses.
We split up and search for Cluesa little bit Aura.
Went to off to talk to on adventure a half orc named Napa
Ash. Basher who told us that if we
went a little deeper into the mountain we would find the real
shit and it was just tourists above ground.

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Also told us that the whole first floor is civilized and
that, that is where the quest Master is, that's where you get
the real money. Meanwhile higher found a
rogue-like rat gilled, which we will come back to day.
Most in Malibus had a very deep talk about malice, betraying the
crew and Of Davos recognized oneof the guys at Halo oath, which

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was one of the guilds as having done zapp's red ritual, which
resulted in a very loud, very public argument between the two
back to hires at Guild higher soon realized that this is
likely the type of Guild, his roguish brother Monte would have
joined. Um, so ultimately we decided to

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join so we could see their Guildlogs and figure out if Monty had
been a member, this is turned out to be the case lookie.
We learned that Monty might havetaken any of several quests
including recovering, a stolen cake of Ale from a siren.
Capturing some feral mimics, or recovering Jora.

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The Lost Apprentice. We also sort of got an idea of
where he might be on a mountain there.
Who else got an idea of where hemight be on a map, that the
guild had of the dungeon and so set out.
In the underground. First, we passed through the
first huge Cavern. That's where we met back up with

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Samir who had been waiting for awhile because what ever, um, on
the second level, the first truelevel of the dungeon, we are
attacked by some thieves who putus to sleep in quicksand Davis
obliterated. Oh, do love and valleys at a
very sweet heart-to-heart about finding their real home.

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And we learned the bandits had killed two young men on a, who
had a diary that very sadly readby adventures and was blank?
Except the first page that said like I went into the dungeon
with my best friend made all of a gum, very emotional higher.
Gave him the Ring of calm emotions and ultimately our, our

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do live in the lost and found decided to recover.
The bodies and bring them in thebag of holding up to the surface
where they will, hopefully be resurrected by their guilds.
Know, I will pay to redirect them my damn self because the
saddest Saddest thing that's ever happened on the third level
shit started getting real. A bearded giant walked out in

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front of a slowly with a giant dead Staggs slung up, over its
shoulders. But luckily, we avoided its
eyesight. We also asked a strange Feast of
food, we can't touch. And just as we had entered, the
fourth level, there was a safe area with tent setup, we set up
Mega tent, and severe set up hisown tent because he can't

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fucking stand to be around us and we settled down for the
night and he's been my God, you guys did make Megaton.
Welcome back. Everyone to the Run pack does
D&D today. We're going dungeon crawling,
baby. So you all of just settled down

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for an evening's rest, a long rest.
And fact in the very first room of the first, well, I guess the
first rest that you guys are gonna have in this great under
Mountain dungeon explain to you all as one of the largest in all
of faer. This dungeon is been sprawling
so far and it's taking you abouta day, just to Traverse two

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floors, and those two. Floors were both fairly occupied
as well, by adventurers. And the like it's been Mostly
seeing humans so far, you have yet to encounter any creatures
or traps that look to harm you. Everything so far has been
pretty well traveled but on the fourth floor now you get to see

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that guy that's true but now on the fourth floor, you all are
running into sparser and sparserbits of human connection here.
Only a sparse. Few tents are set up in this
simple. Common room that look to be more
heartened adventurers. You've been see one tenth
similar to your own. That seems to be sort of a mega
tint where you see Shadows behind the canvas.

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Tent walls would look to be several people moving around
inside and a few douse fires from where people were setting
up their campfires as over her face she's explained you all
settled down for the evening now, like eating some cold
rations to save yourself over for dinner.
And Samir has said himself up next to you guys in a small
single person tent. So um I assumed it being sort of

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a dangerous space. You guys want to do watches.
So who wants to take the first watch of the night?
Me me. All right.
Hire. You should we do too personal
watches. I know what?
I'll go with higher and not right buddy.
Let's do it. Now, I guess I get the p and the
yippee sort of fizzled out therebuddy.

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You. All right.
All right. Yeah, me and higher will go
first. He got this in the bag.
Yeah, it'll be real. Good.
Knock yourself out. All right.
And who wants to take the secondwatch?
I can take the second. I don't sweat.
The waking up and back to sleep.And who's gonna go with you or

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oh, I guess, no one. I mean, on both watches.
Should we go wake up? Some are he's in the other tent.
I don't know if he can hear us. I know he can.
I mean, we can. Beer in the morning.
I'm good. It's modeling to do them.

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There are three watches. Oh God.
Wait. Do you usually do two or three?
Um, I think standard D&D is 3 but we've actually been doing
two recently. I prefer to watch this just
because it keeps things a littlesnappier.
Okay. Good watch.
You guys are gonna do. All right, I guess higher.

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You want to head out with me therest?
He started out. You know.
Yeah. You can arrest easy because.
Yeah, you know, you got some strong men on the, on the, on
the watch. She smacks on the back tire.
Do you love your keeping watch too, right?
Of course. Great.
That's another strong man. Yeah, that's right.
Wait. All right, and so you guys all

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settle down for the evening. Begin turning out your lanterns
and malagos joins you outside ofthe tent higher.
You look around you. Notice none of the other tents
on this. Fourth floor Landing have
anybody out to watch. They all have all their lanterns
turned down. To Darkness and there.
Definitely look to be occupied. These don't look like a banded
tent, especially the large one sort of caddy corner from you

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all, but nevertheless, they're all seem to be well rested and
not keeping somebody out like you guys are, but Malik gets
lights, a very small Lantern andlowers the the cover to make it
a dim light around the two of you while you sort of lean up
against the tent on the outside.So listen higher.
I've been meaning to ask you, you know, now that's just a two

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of us. What's, what's your brother
gonna be like? This Monty character?
You know, you've told us, she wanted to see him for a while
and to be honest, I've been seeing you scribbling in that
journal of yours basically all day.
And I'm just curious, like, are you like missing him?
Who are you right into all the time. you know, I I have to keep

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a journal and write letters justto satisfy that like contract
thing I have with red haggis, right?
Yeah, red hands. But then, I just kind of started
doing it and every day and it felt helpful to me.
Um, but yeah, um, I don't know, Monty's, kind of like, I don't

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know. At least he was a kind of, like,
bro type. I almost want to say just real
friendly. Um, but, you know, I feel like
it's been a while. It's been a while, maybe even
more for him, and I feel like I different out here, so maybe he
is too. What do you know, bro?

(09:33):
Type like, like a needle plays sports or some shit.
Sure like like a man's man. Like sort of like, hey, I don't
know. Um, let's see, um, maybe, like
kind of like Orpheus, but if Orpheus was a bit, like, like
smoother, I guess, oh, It's okay.

(09:57):
Just smoother. Ha, that's funny.
I mean, hey hopefully, you can meet him soon and, you know,
figure out for yourself. Oh yeah, that's I look forward
to it. I'm just, you know, are you like
you lived with them right? Or, you know, you guys were
closed wherever you have from. Yeah, we live together, you
know, small little check and if you don't mind me asking, why

(10:20):
didn't he come with you when youcame here?
Um, well I I assume he had, you know, more important roles back
in ether, you know, he kind of helped people get in and out of
the plane, especially, you know,people that need that needed
help throughout everywhere. So, and, you know, I was just

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making deliveries around town. So I think, I think, you know,
at the time he was needed more back home, huh?
And this is what your God told you had.
To happen. I just it seems like if you guys
were so close, it would be wrongto separate you.
Yeah. Um, I don't really understand

(11:05):
her vision as much as I used to,but, you know, I think I've
grown a lot since leaving ethera, maybe she wanted me to
have some time alone to, you know, grow up and stuff.
I don't know. I keep on forgetting to pray
every night. We've been so busy.
I wish I could just ask but, youknow, I feel like some things,

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you know, are only for her to know, you know.
I see I won't, you know, just because I'm a part of the divine
plan. Does it mean I need to know it
all the time I, I guess. Well, I just, you know, it seems
crazy to blindly, follow someone's leadership like that.
I mean, even orfeas said that when, you know her like what,

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you know, red to see whatever's like, orders were bad then or
face would go against it. So that's like crazy to just
blindly follow like that. I just, I suppose I've never
worshiped someone the way you do.
So I just want to understand is all.
I mean, she's giving me everything my whole life until
you know about a month ago. If I don't know.

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If you've ever stepped foot in ether, I feel like you would
know you would you would feel her and no like her power and I
you know, I don't like where things are now.
There's certainly a lot to do toreturn things to how they were.
If that's possible. But I mean, I think anytime just

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within her plane was worth it and you know, I got a solid Oh
God, I don't know how long I lived in that place.
Now, I guess. How old am I again?
Oh, they said you were 40 at theplace.
So, we're gonna go with 40 that's like, 39, long years
inside there. And you know, that's that's

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something I can't really repay to, you know, my goddess.
But I feel like, you know, worshiping and holding faith,
and the hardest times, that's that's at least something I can
return back to her. And on that note higher, I would
love for you to make a perception check.
Please go ahead and do so with Advantage with malaga's, helping
you Oh yeah, 19. Okay, very good.

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Your watch continues on for a little bit.
I malaga's sort of continues chatting until after a while.
You know she just sort of clams up, he goes.
Oh yeah you know I'm sorry. Your goddess is such a bitch all
the time. It's what I don't fucking care.
Turns away after a moment, you know, she looks to be still

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thinking and the rest of your watch sort of goes on awkwardly
silent. As he turns back to look to you
every once in a while and go higher.
Just one more thing you know if you're ever want to never mind
turns back, No Malice the I'd love to hear.
Know, I just I the way you talk about your goddess, sounds like

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really hopeful, you know, it sounds amazing, but I just, I've
seen people really get screwed up by that level of hope, you
know, it's like, I don't know, Iplease don't take this the wrong
way. I worry, it's childish, you
know, we don't actually know howold you are maybe.
Oh, this is all you've known butyou can't trust your parents
forever and it's like that's what's sort of Happening Here.

(14:28):
Hmm. I mean, but fuck me.
You know, I don't know God. So whatever it doesn't matter.
No no I I understand malicious. It's just, you know, if I don't
hold on to this hope then. You know what what do I have
left almost like this is shit brother.
You have that like bird kid thatwe're taking care of who?

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By the way I don't think was planning to be gone more than a
day. Didn't send me, put her in
school. But that's not here on over
there. I just I'm just not sure that
you're, you know, you're you said that your God has sent you
out here to grow up, but I'm just worried that.
If you just follow her directions, the whole time out

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here is that growing up? You know, I mean, maybe that's
normal for your people but for me that's just seems crazy.
I certainly struggle with it toobut you know, I think I think I
need to know more before I decide anything in.
I certainly need to you know, speak to Ether more.
Oh yeah, you know you're totallyright.

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Fuck me. I'm being stupid.
He turns away. I just I'm just doing my best
out here and I I think she is too at some point malice slowly
side eyes back to you with his hands sort of crossed over his

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face and then he looks back and he doesn't say anything.
He just watches out with you andas you guys watch your watch
goes by pretty much undeterred with the 19%.
You pretty much catch everythingthat seems to be happening
around here some Small events that occur at some point you
notice walking out of the Megaton in the other Mega tent
caddy corner from you, all a very what looks to be like human

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man. Steps out at some point trying
to tiptoe as best he can off about five, ten feet away and
pisses in a corner. Um, he looks like he might
notice you and Malaga gets out especially because you have this
low light Lantern out with you but he doesn't wave or even look
towards your direction for a head nod.
He simply just moves back after pissing and crawls back into his

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tent fairly silently. Understandable not making
friends down here. He didn't look toward you guys
at all. He was wearing like, the
standard traveling clothes that you might Under Armour.
This more specifically like a very frilly shirt and pants that
would fit well in some plate. Armor, you probably wear

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something similar higher considering your plate armor.
He's so thrilling while I'm allergist and I are talking, I
probably give like maybe not like panic, but like awkward and
nervous like glances to do them every time.
Like it's says like, yeah, whatever just fuck me.

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Into the camera. Like the office you writing all
this down. The only other thing you guys
notice on your specific watch isa sound often the distance
rumbling down the distant Cavernas sort of mentioned before.
There's no actual doorway like specifically, there are no doors

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that separate you from the rest of the dungeon rather.
There's just sort of a t-shaped hallway that this floor, or
rather this Landing of the staircase leads out to you hear
things down there. But once while, you haven't seen
anything move across the intersection, but it does seem
like there, is a fairly loud sound that Echoes out.

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Distantly from down, down, deeper into the dungeon.
It sounds like a clang metal on metal loud.
And Echoing pure almost for a moment it he reaches your ears.
You and Malik is both turn in that direction.
Silence for a few moments afterward and then nothing seems
to happen. I don't even want to know what

(18:33):
the hell is made out of metal inhere.
There's probably just some fucking idiots fighting down
there, right, though. Damn, if it's this late at night
and their fight and that must suck dick, I bet it does suck
dick. I mean, I don't know if people
really care about daytime and nighttime down here, I don't
know. Maybe I didn't even think about
that. When should we wake everyone up?

(18:54):
You know, like, it's sort of hard to tell when time has
happened. I mean, we could wake Doom up
and then do them. Could tell us how much time has
passed. I mean, we can just give like a
general like time frame. What's a long rest, eight hours?
So maybe after like four weeks everyone.

(19:17):
Yeah, that sounds good. Doesn't have to be his act.
And after this time, then you guys feel like four hours of
successfully passed and Malik issort of nudges, you and goes.
All right, let's go to fuck in bed.
All right. Sounds like a plan.
I'll get demos. You, you probably get Oro.
All right, whatever. I mean, you know, I could get

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demos. You, you good?
Or maybe I want to wake up demos.
Okay, just just don't be too rough with him.
Go easy on the boy. Well, now, you're being fucking
weird about it. Were you gonna be rough on the
boy? Know, I was gonna like lightly,
like, wake him up like, you know, like sort of like, hands
on shoulders and then be like, hey, like, hey, buddy.

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Good morning. Like that.
No, no, this is how you do it. Okay, you should have roughly
kicks at you. The most and you wake up morning
sleepyhead, get out there. Oh, what the hell?
Malagos. Oh, I'm a monster.
Get up. Right, you should always be
ready. all right, I guess, whatever you say, oh you I'm

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gonna wake you up like this. Sure do it, I'll be ready.
Yeah. Okay my reflexes are very fast.
All right, in the first watch isover or a face.

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You get politely woken up by higher good.
Good sleep. No dreams.
Oh, that's that I've remembered nothing really on my mind in
particular at these few days. Good nothing.
Like I'm a new episode might have dealt with like that.

(21:06):
Okay, good night. Hi guys.
Okay, right now, the most and Aura you guys step out for a
moment. You are greeted with sort of the
same site that higher. So early just sort of a quiet
little Landing from the staircase.
Three other tents are here. One of them is huge and they are
all dead silent and dark. There's a small hooded lantern

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that you have sort of sat up next to some like, you know, you
can, you basically can sit yourself up against the tent or
sit on like a piece of wood, canyou see in the dark day?
Most, Fairly well. Doesn't seem wise to draw
attention to ourselves. Sure.
Good idea. Click, okay.
You guys turn it out and now it is Pitch.
Black. Nothing seems to change though.

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And you guys get still a pretty good view of this.
Landing the staircase and the intersection leading into the
fourth floor, dungeon Beyond, it's fairly quiet.
Now, the sounds of both hustle and bustle of the sort of shops
that were above as well. It's just sort of like the
distant sound of life on the surface has drawn to a complete
silence now, and it's wet and cold down here.

(22:13):
So demos. Yeah, how are you doing?
You know what's going on and tables world?
Things are going pretty good. I think, you know, it's it's
nice to be in in waterdeep seeing new places.
Definitely excited about the, the magic Academy for sure.
Oh really, that's something you're interested in.

(22:37):
I mean, I mean yeah you know I feel like I feel like magic is
like the lifeblood of like of like all living things, you
know? Why is that funny so fast our
life? Blood.
And it's totally spit while we don't need to get into it.

(22:59):
You're? Just very nice though.
Thank, you know it's it feels kind of tough though.
It feels like every time I use my magic, it feels like someone
is taking mental damage from it inadvertently and I feel like

(23:19):
you sometimes are of its oh, It's you specific.
Quickly. It's just this whole like you
know oh so gory. It's it's not you though.
It's just as gross what I do it and but you know values stop
somebody or do them, I don't really know.
I haven't seen do them too much I suppose.

(23:40):
I mean that's like you lived a secure anything but really like
a killer but he doesn't pretty pretty cool.
Stuff with his magic. It's pretty impressive to be a
Warrior without being a killer. It's a hard rough to walk, Maybe

(24:02):
So, you know, to be a pretty well, right?
Yeah, I would say so fairly well.
Sometimes I can't tell if he's doing all right with the whole
isoland situation. Ah, you know, that that has been
on my mind a bit. This this whole thing seems kind
of jarring for him, you know. Yeah, I suppose I don't show he

(24:25):
was like before, but like does he seemed down lately to you?
Um, what would you say? Mason stroll, like an inside
check for me. And what exactly are you looking
for here? Just like personality change?
Uh yeah, sort of like a change in demeanor.

(24:45):
I should say a 13. Okay.
Um you think that you guys have changed scenery pretty
drastically here in the last just day or so traveling from
circad to waterdeep, has been a pretty immense goal and by doing
so a lot has changed. And for, you know, someone who

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spends a lot of their time, sortof just like by themselves, you
think this big kind of move would likely frazzle him.
Which therefore might lead to some slight personality.
Like, you know, maybe a bit moreguarded, maybe a bit more
personal with certain things, but you don't think anything
like dangerously strange has happened insightfully.

(25:29):
I don't ya, but in the well, thereasonable expectations of how
much is happened, right? Yeah.
So it's there's just there's definitely been a lot of change
for him, that's for sure. And I don't know, kind of feels
like taking a cat outside of thehouse for the first time.
Ha okay I see I guess I just feel badly that I don't know.

(25:53):
That's this happened to him honestly as as a strange as a
situation. I think he finds himself and I
also believe he finds quite a bit of Joy with with the new
groupies found with all of us. I think it's possible.

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He's wanted to be an adventure for some time.
Really. where the conversation the other night that apparently,
in the city of brass, he was a member of an adventuring party
that Unfortunately sort of ditched him and he'd never tried
since then. But I don't know though because

(26:35):
then he goes and sleeps in his own tent.
I I worry that he's trying very hard not to get to attached but
I think that to me seems a little silly because while some
of us might come and goal I think a year going to be with
him for a very long time I wouldguess.
And the rest of us, the rest of you all might stay a while.

(26:56):
Yes. I mean I should hope so.
I mean, I will say when you knowthe first time, you all came
into the shop. He he did try to pawn me off to
you guys. So, so I wonder if I don't know
if he has sort of this like And I try to say this like very
quietly just in case some years ago, just like so like

(27:19):
self-sabotaging sort of, you know, like view of it now, you
know, exactly. I think he thinks it's past his
time. So he wanted you to go, like,
lift the tree, but now he's sortof in it but he, I don't know.
Can admit that himself? Yeah.
That's tough. It feels.
It feels like there's a lack of trust in the situation.

(27:45):
I mean. It the copper Golem, it seems
like meant Iceland were pretty serious for her to just up and
leave, you know, permanently maybe.
Yeah. I, you know, Iceland sort of
seems like, sort of a manipulative person, you know,

(28:06):
like Samir definitely could havefallen prey to that sort of
behavior. I just don't understand, I mean
she and given him the Golem yet,right?
So why bother? I don't know.
I it makes me think maybe she did mean to come back to him,
but I don't know if that'll be areassurance to him now.

(28:27):
Since he's pretty unhappy with her in general, right?
It's it's just so tough to piecetogether since we know.
So, little about Iceland and what her motives are.
Yeah. Have you given any thoughts as
to the next time you want to tryagain?
Oh, I I just, I don't know. It's a bit more complicated than

(28:50):
I had thought it would be. Yes.
That that is quite true. She got the best of me and I are
last time. Oh, I think she gets the best of
a lot of people and can't possibly be all their full.
So don't be beat yourself up about it.
Well, thank you or face course. All right.
So could I get you guys to rule perception?

(29:12):
Check please. You can either do separate ones
or roll with one person with Advantage.
Um, I was so bad. I will help you throw it.
Oh, one was a natural one. So you say that. 19.
Okay. 19 not bad. You guys continue chatting into

(29:33):
the evening. It's a it's a lengthy
conversation. You guys have here and during
your watch yet again not a wholelot happens at some point.
You see one of the what looks tobe more solitary tense has a
small Lantern flicked on inside.In the middle of the night, it
lightens up the room quite brightly and both of you are

(29:55):
immediately drawn to it. And you see the outline of a
shadow of a large hairy figure inside.
You're not sure what exactly butthey look humanoid, getting up
shuffling around. You hear a loud as something
snaps loudly? It sounds sort of wet and
visceral but you don't hear any other sounds.
And after I had a little bit more shuffling from this large

(30:18):
hairy figure, the lantern goes out and it gets quiet once more.
He didn't leave the tent, he just swished around inside.
You only saw the Silhouette against the, the canvas of the
tent. To remember which floor was
infected with mimics. Oh God, wasn't it.

(30:38):
The fourth floor. Or was the fourth floor.
Oh, I'm just racking my brain just racking it.
Oh no, it's the 5th floor, it was the fifth floor, okay?
Okay, but okay good. Oh that's that's unnerving.
Good thing we're not sleeping there.

(30:59):
Very true. At least I hope we're not.
Oh yeah. If you guys recall you did hear
that. There were a lot of mimics freed
on the 5th floor. Yes.
I used to have all the quest pages, right?
That you printed out Quest Pagesprinted out like the sorry you
had the like, you, you physically took the parchment
pages that explained what all the quests were?

(31:20):
Yeah. Doom did.
Okay, just making sure. Just making sure it's
interesting. All right.
So, um, the only other thing that occurs during your watch
and this is a bit later into thenight.
This is when you guys are already starting to get a little
tired from just being out for solong.

(31:42):
A little Restless, you're ready to sort of get up and start the
day? Now, there is a sort of
shuffling sound from nearby sortof near in the dungeon.
You see nothing happened in the hallway, the small tea
intersection nearby. But after a few moments, the two
of you both noticed and with a 19%, it's pretty easily to tell

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what this is and you recognize it some sort of shrub that seems
to plop by the hallway. Walking from one end to the
other, not bothering to enter this room at all.
You recognize this as an awakened shrub.
A piece of plant life that has been basically brought to life
by some means and is now moving about on rooted feet.

(32:26):
Seems like the sort of shit, theapprentices of course Wizards
do. Yes.
Oh, that's that's so strange. It's like You know, I don't
know, it's it's little like spindly routine feet to kind of
strange to me. It is very unusual.

(32:48):
But that is the end of your watch.
You guys feel like it's about time for everyone to wake up.
I was gonna go take his. Use dead asleep.
You can tell the way you sort ofposition.

(33:09):
He's got his like pillow shoved.Halfway up his nose.
It looks like you really was rolling around nice and comfy
like that's swift. Kick in the stomach.
Whoops. You whack a martini curls in on
us. Oh Jesus.
He starts shouting now and the rest of you guys to start
stirring away. Oh fuck.

(33:30):
Oh, I've been beat. Oh, somebody, someone wake up.
Some, are his boys, a fucking beat her.
I want to open the door of samira's tent.
You want to open it? Yeah.
Don't open to tug on the outsideas you do.
So I'm feeling a hand from the other side like sort of stop you

(33:51):
from from, and the voice from the inside Auto face.
I'm not ready, I'm waking up. Hold on.
August needs your help. He's fine.
All right. Just please a moment.
I need to step back and you hearsome shuffling in the tent as
you see, a bulge on one end and you.
All right. Okay.

(34:14):
And the Hand, the hand is no longer on the other side and you
feel like he's backed up a bit. Well, I was told to come out You
don't hear a response to this actually saman.
All right? You guys want some coffee?
I can whip something up. I love coffee Samir.

(34:35):
You hear a sort of muffled, justa second as if behind cloth.
Oh no. Are you doing repairs?
I could help malaga's pulls out a small coffee pot and starts
putting it on the ground. Pulling out of flint and steel.
All right, I guess I'll get it going.
Can someone get fucking, or a face to stop bothering Samir?
He's probably naked. Well, I don't think, or her face
is interesting. That at least I don't, unless,

(34:57):
or face is a liar, are you a liar or a fast?
Wait, what? I'd be lying about, not wanting
to see some of your naked or I guess people naked in general.
I don't, I watch. What are you doing?
Did it help? No, I do not.
I like privacy or Affairs. Please give me some room.

(35:18):
This is important to me. I've told you this before many
times. Oh that's what ever.
I'll go help me like this. All right you go over.
You guys start setting up a little breakfast area.
You know it's none of the other tents have moved yet.
They you guys seem to be sort ofup a little earlier so you have
some time to set up for the day.These other Trends are freaking

(35:40):
me out. Yeah.
Do you guys think they're real? Oh no.
Me and me. And what did we see?
It was a guy right? Like a human looking guy.
Like I've never met like a mimicbefore but like the piss like
seemed real from a distance, youknow, higher and I definitely
saw like I got I don't think youcan fake piston, you know,
unless you can. Oh my God.

(36:01):
Probably can. Yeah, honestly, sounds kind of
easy. You just like, take some like
water and like dump it a little bit like in front of you or like
also don't mimics piss too. That would make sense like I
guess I still don't know a lot about them but yeah, you know,
that's a great thought. I never thought about that
before. But also like how can you tell
someone's a mimic? You know, I mean if their own

(36:24):
tent all the time really suspiciously.
Well maybe they have another joblike maybe they're like a Healer
or like they're trying to see ifany particular people passed
through like Bounty Hunters. I mean, could be I guess I mean
we could always cast identify onthem but that takes a while and

(36:46):
they'd have to do that if it's really is a stranger's tent.
Yeah. And I'm sure they wouldn't take
kindly to us, trying to talk to them down here, to be honest.
Oh can I do the history check tosee if I remember if mimics know
how to speak a language or not? Yes, give me actually for this.

(37:09):
I would want a Yeah, this is gonna be fucking crazy.
I want to Nature chick, totally.Holy 15.
Um, you are aware that mimics normally, do not speak languages
this the standard variety of mimic, can't speak.
Okay, with that. I think I will cast detect

(37:35):
thoughts. And use its like secondary
feature, where you can sense thoughts, and, as long as a
creature, like, knows a language.
I can sense. It's like a presence.
Oh, interesting. Whoa, use of detect, thoughts
fun. Very creative Parts.
Very creative Parts. You should.
So, um, you are just feeling outcreatures that you can't see

(37:58):
right now, right? Right.
Okay. The spell goes out and you
detect the presence of several creatures.
Of course, there are your own friends.
Use them all around you. None of you guys have an
intelligence of three or lower, right?
No. Nope, of the other three tents

(38:21):
in the room in the large tent, you sense five mines, the
presence of five humanoid creatures.
Some of them a bit more intelligent than others.
They all seem to be in some state of deep Slumber or
another. All of them.
All five are asleep. Demos you continue sensing for
the mines, five, a sleep in the large tent caddy corner from

(38:42):
you. All there are two smaller tests.
That looks so much single person, one of them, the one
that you had identified with thesort of large hairy figure is
there is a creature in there. You sense a single mind and it
is awake. Very still too.
You sense, a very presence of something that is sitting very
still and in the last 10, you sent two presents as both of

(39:05):
them asleep. I was strange.
It seems Seems though. We we were almost the only ones
awake last night. Here, that's fucking weird.
It's a dungeon right on their monsters and shit though.
I guess nothing came to attack us.

(39:26):
And true except for and I try tolike whisper this to the group
like I I point out that one specific tent that one furry
creature except for that one I think I don't know.
There's something strange about it like me and Sarah's saw like
he was like snapping something like fleshy or something and he

(39:50):
put the light out and I don't know.
I can tell he's like he's awake,but he's just like sitting there
a wet violin. It was I don't maybe we should
talk to them, maybe they know something about Monty.
I don't know, he's I feel like I'm getting bad vibes from it.

(40:15):
You you sent him, he's still completely.
Still there for a moment for a moments there, the most nothing
seems to change. Hmm.
You know, is it rude to bother people?
I mean, I will say last night when higher and I were up that
guy who went to go piss, didn't even bother looking at us.
Like he was like, I don't know sticking to his own lane, I
don't know. It sort of peeved me a little,

(40:36):
that's seems very rude, that's what I'm saying.
Well, with mimics down here in so many dangers.
This actually between people, I don't think it's rude to want
to, you know, like keep your distance to be safe.
I think we would definitely be the weird ones if we went in,
said hi to them. This is a second Twisted plane.

(40:59):
Yeah, the weird ones. Why are We weird.
They're the weird ones. Yeah I don't know.
I think we can talk to them but I think doing so it would be a
bold effort by us cameras. Amongst Warriors is not a bad
thing, you know. That is the truth right there.

(41:20):
I know I just I'm not sure if they'll think that way but you
know only one way to find out. Alright.
So should I introduce myself to the scary hairy guy out of the
normal people? Well, they asleep.
There's a chance they could liketry to attack us or something,
right? Yeah.
Been out to the sleeping ones I suppose just the hairy guy.
Yeah here, give me a cut. I want to sort of gather some of

(41:41):
our rations and maybe a cup of coffee easily.
Done walk to the tenth. You begin walking over, just as
you're about halfway across holding this, the most you sense
all the sudden, three more Minds, the presence of three
more things, descending, the stairs.
At the top of the stairs. Oh, God.

(42:01):
How far is Oroville is from me? Like, I mean, you guys are all
in a small like 30 by 30 room. You could you could just loudly
whisper and or over here you. Okay, I will loudly whisper.
Oh face, wait, someone's coming down the stairs. okay, we don't
have it off coffee for Anyway, we can like make more more.

(42:25):
Yeah. Should we put another bottle?
I look at the stairs. Anticipating.
You look up now, um, a few moments go by and the most you
sense these presents to sending and then all of you guys can all
hear the sounds of boots on Stone.
As you see, descending the stairs.
Now are three robed figures, thethree all look to be Mages of

(42:49):
some kind, they all wear bright red robes, that look to be
traditional with some sort of spellcaster, each of them Bears
on their hip a wide tone. Some sort of grimoire that looks
to be some sort of spell castingFocus.
They look at you all as they descend the three of them being
what look to be elves of sorts. You can't quite make out exactly

(43:11):
High Elf or wood elf, but you see the long pointed ears and
the sort of fair complexion, They each give you a look you
notice the three of them don't speak a word as they look out a
toward all of you, they make note of the sort of silvery gray
emblem that you all carry for the running rats.
Guild that you're a part of noting it.

(43:32):
They don't speak a word in the three continue forward down the
passageway making the way towardthe entrance of this floor.
Did you don't think people really like talk to each other
down here a lot? Oh, you're from like different
guilds. Yeah, they passed by any mention
and they disappear into the dungeon guys.

(43:54):
Can we get matching clothes? That looked fucking sick.
You see the way they just sort of strutted by.
I can see the mouse suits with an infant inverted.
Pair of wings on the front, how can you invert a pair of wings
like upside down? That's what stupid word come
from Malika that's Queen City symbol people.
It's not original. I invented it for well why can't

(44:18):
it be orifice assemble? I would I have a symbol.
What's your symbol? I don't have a symbol.
I'm just tonight most nights. I know have their own emblem on
their Shield. You know how many nights do you
know? I don't know, a couple nights
where the symbol the emblem of whoever they serve.
So it's done. Whatever.

(44:40):
So we want to go back talking tothis guy's one.
Should I seemed like, maybe not from the elf?
I mean, I just think we need to be prepared but I think we
should still do it. I think, you know, could have
valuable information, don't haveto ask me twice.
All walk up with snacks and coffee.
I go with All right, higher and Orpheus, you guys approached

(45:05):
this tent. It is an animal hide tent, sort
of done up in a teepee fashion with a single Post, in the
middle, that hangs it up pretty high.
It looks to only fit about one person and sure enough, as you
get closer, you hear the faint. Sounds of life from within it.
Sounds like someone either breathing, or moving something

(45:26):
around or rustling, perhaps, butyou don't see anything.
Oh, Alright, my fellow Warrior. We have some Russians and hot
coffee. Ready for ya.
Your hairy bastard? No, don't leave with that.
Hi. Hi.
We just wanted to talk if that'sokay.
Hi. Are you here?
What? It made me piss off.

(45:47):
Okay, that's fair. Have you seen like a yellow like
Cobalt though? No, he hit me one more time.
I said, peace off. If you like answering this
question will piss off and we could like, leave like the
coffee and rashes, just was one question.
The figure shuffled inside of this tent and you see glimpses
through the small like cracks inthe the opening of something

(46:11):
large and what looks to be maybeBrown and fluffy or furry maybe?
Well, I didn't just try to make some comedy down here, or can
you say that again, somehow yourmic got like, deep fried That's
just how I said it. All right, she didn't change it.
I just tried to make some Last party.

(46:36):
I came out with got attacked by people.
No Monsters people. So you forgive me if I don't
trust you. All right, so piss off.
Yeah, yeah, we get you. I sure don't walk.
Yes. Do you want to like, please?
Snap in noise last night. Oh yeah, that always eating,

(46:57):
hmm. Sanded yummy one big gulp you're
not perfect. Don't say that.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry for being rude stuff.
Leave the stuff. Okay.
All right. I said down the coffee and the
Russians. I thinking that he's rude

(47:18):
though. I was draw the slice of raisin
bread. I had previously included in the
garage. That's your raisin bread this
morning. Yeah.
Okay. Expected.
Did you see him? What did it look like?
He saw him? Was it a monster?
Um, I don't really know how we're supposed to Define
Monster's, ugly, was he ugly mankind, but, but he was a, he

(47:43):
was a good guy. He was good guy.
He did say, the last time, he was down here and a group
Adventures, try to talk to them.They like killed his party
fucked off. What the hell he was.
I think a little bit more time together at him and I had see
eye to eye. Yeah, so wait until the next

(48:03):
group. We saw him a bit.
All right, we did. We see?
Him, did we not? You did not actually see what
this thing was. You just saw glimpses of sort of
brown fluff inside. You're not sure what, or what
exactly you were looking at. Yeah.
I got to be as a human though. I should go ask.
I don't care if you told you to leave.

(48:24):
I sort of heard it from here. He was yelling pretty loud there
for you to push off. Oh well you can hear that's
good. Maybe that would alert the other
kids kind of give them an idea that we're coming.
Yeah. I don't know, I guess just like,
you know what, if what if like Monty's in one of those tents

(48:46):
and we don't even need to go to the next level.
I mean, you know, not to burst your bubble here higher.
But wouldn't Monte be deeper than this like why would he be
this high up? Maybe he hasn't.
Just held up at a third floor, maybe, but they said he's been
missing for weeks right. Good point.
I mean no harm in asking though,right?

(49:06):
They might know something, you guys might have a glass of your
view of the world, some people are sort of just assholes, you
know, it personally down here where they don't seem to be a
lot of laws. I got the Feeling people attack
each other for much less. I just, you know, you might walk
up to the next group and then you end up with a crossbow bolts
in your eye, it's not my eye. But I see your point hurts all
to say. Whenever I don't care, I'm just

(49:32):
With that, you guys hear a loud on clinched.
Oh, you're allowed on clasping noise.
A samir's tent, gets thrown open.
And he quickly exit, wearing a new outfit.
Oh my God, he's wearing a almost.
All black obsidian outfit. He you've actually you've never

(49:54):
seen this yourself the most, he's wearing like a very thin
almost tight leather, covering over his shoulders and arms that
droops down to sort of gauntletson his wrists.
His shirt seems to be mostly a thin black fabric that droops
down into sort of like a tunic like appearance in his lower

(50:15):
half, it's all black all the waydown.
He has long black boots as well to match and instead of his
normal giant dog back he has on you notice, he has a very
slender died. Black leather bag that seems to
be very flat against his back. Why do you do when your dad
turns golf he does? There's just a couple, too many

(50:38):
like, belt straps everywhere, tohold all this stuff together
who's this badass. Oh, Gosh, Samir.
You you really look the part Samir bloggers and he gives a
neutral smile. Oh, thank you.
That is nice. I just thought it would be good
to blend down here. Plus I kept the bumping into
things with my bag on that way down.
But where does your back go? It's still here.

(51:01):
He passed his back. Do you have a bag of holding?
He looks at you sort of confusedand then you see his like eyes
light up and he goes, oh no. I don't have a bag of holding,
but I can sort of things in large spaces, so you have a bag
that's un. Perhaps, I've sorts does it have
dogs in it? No dogs in it.

(51:24):
No haha. And he looks at you and neutral
smiles and he begins packing up his tent and shoving the fabric
and what little took to suspend it inside of his thin backpack.
Okay, I'm ready to go. Um, I heard some noise out here.
Are we in danger at all? There are some shuffling and
then some shouting know we triedtalking to someone else didn't

(51:47):
really want? That's good.
Did you get any information about Monty now?
Just kind of yelled at us. Yeah, it's just kind of said
piss off. And then we talked more and then
he said, piss off again, I see. Did you ask all these folk or
just one? Because sometimes people are
nice. Sometimes I wanted to ask more,
but it sounds like we kind of want to stay safe right now.

(52:09):
You know, we have a longer journey ahead today.
What do you mean? Let's go together.
People are nice. Why would the new one be mean
that out there? We're on the same side, right?
Well, that's what I thought. The guy we were talking to said,
you know, his whole party was killed by another party down
here, I, okay, kind of get the vibe that happens often no

(52:30):
fence. But could he maybe just be
making that up to have you, as he said piece off?
That's what. We mean, he sure could but I
mean I think it's more likely that this group was killed based
off what we've heard from this place.
I see. Okay.
Whatever you want them. I'm sure.
I guess we just had down now, what do you want to know?

(52:50):
Sounds good to me? Yeah, let's keep moving.
Okay, so you guys pack up your tents, then if no one else is
anything, they want to do here and sort of begin the day.
The night actually went by without much of a hitch.
No one was rudely awakened by anything except some kicking
between the most and malagos. Otherwise though there was not a

(53:12):
lot of interruptions in your evening, so you guys all have a
long rest on your belt. Well, rested.
The exhaustion from the previousday's been lifted and you're
ready to sort of tackle, this new one.
So you pack up and you would just had a nice breakfast.
You notice after your breakfast and after you have packed up,
just when you're about ready to go, there's some stirring in the
large tent across the way and the most you recognize this also

(53:35):
with detect thoughts that the people inside are awake.
Now, you hear some voices inside, not at all, trying to be
quiet. It just sounds like sort of
General. Good morning, talk between some
people that you guys don't know.But you just hear a Gruff voice
go sleep. Well, no, not really.
Yeah, it was fucking sucked right?
These beds suck. Yeah we should have bought nicer
ones. Yeah.
All right. You want me to get something

(53:56):
cooking know, let's just eat on the road and quiet.
Conversation continues among thepeople in that large tent.
It looks like another tenth is awake higher.
If you really want to go talk tothem.
A similar. What do you think?
I'll come with you? If your frightened Tire though,
you don't need the support. You can do it all on your own.

(54:17):
He gives a smile. Sure.
But you know try to do it as a team I guess that way we're all
on the same page about you know the decisions we make No.
Okay fine, it's okay, I'll go. Okay, okay, I started trotting
over. Okay, you Trot over anyone want
to join a higher on this Mission?
I I chew on my raisin bread so at all, pans out.

(54:37):
All right, so chewing, how are you approach?
This large tent. Now, you see some people's
elbows sort of pushing out from the inside, sort of similar to
how you guys were, when you werewaking up and now that you get
closer, you here a couple of other voices inside, it sounds
like there are about five peoplein here, but the most told you
that earlier as well, um, as like still, like, pretty far

(55:00):
from the tent, probably, like halfway between our tent and
there is I'm like, I start goinglike, hi hi, I'm approaching
your attempt, by the way, just wanted to ask a question or two.
I mean no harm, I'm a Healer. I don't hurt people.
Have you seen my brother? My brother, maybe like a like a

(55:21):
yellow Cobalt and also hi, good morning.
The voice is go completely silent inside the second, you
begin talking and it is remains completely still until you
finish and you hear a sort of meager voice from inside go,
who's their name yourself? My name is higher Vallejo.

(55:41):
I'm with with the rat Guild. I first time down here, just
looking for my brother, I've been missing for a little bit,
the rat Guild and the tent flap is sort of tossed open now and
you see a half Elven woman stands before you with sort of
bed head going on right now. And looks like she is about half

(56:03):
gotten on a suit of armor up. You mean the running rats?
Yeah. Yeah, those, I didn't know.
Anyone actually joined that Guild anymore.
Ever since they had those many, many deaths down here.
Yeah, we're kind of Newtown herecould.
What could you what happened? And you notice this woman?
Takes a look at the gray emblem that You guys have on each of

(56:28):
your chests. You notice that on her plate
mail that she has, you know, half strewn on how about half
cinched up. You see a bright red emblem of a
fist pointing up with sort of fire behind it.
You also get a better view inside of this tent.
They're do seem to be five people in here.
All sort of getting ready for the day.
None of them look armed or dangerous, but they're all sort

(56:49):
of stuffed with what they were doing to watch you.
You don't see any kobolds in here immediately.
However, you do see for the first time.
I think you've ever seen higher.There is a drought in here.
Oh yeah. Drowning.
As you take a moment to sort of look in the tent though you know
this is half of a woman notices and sort of closes the entrance

(57:09):
quite a bit just sort of making it where her body is.
The only thing you have view of inside.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Just you can't see Pastor and
she goes yes. Well it's a pleasure to meet you
hire and the rest of your running rats.
Deals hilarious. Now, I haven't seen a yellow

(57:30):
Cobalt down here. Your brother.
You said you might have to look elsewhere.
Unless, of course, he was a member of the Flaming fist.
Now, I think this rejoined this Guild because I, we are pretty
sure he was in this one. Is there anything else you could

(57:50):
tell us? That's useful down here, we
aren't don't really know what we're doing.
You hear some quiet laughter behind the woman, as she sort of
closes it a bit more and looks over her shoulder and quiet?
Someone up you hush, you hush. All right?
No, listen, I'm sorry. Little friend to give you my
secrets would be to give away all gold.
I can't just give you hints on how to survive down here, when

(58:12):
money is on the line. I'm sure you understand.
Yeah, yeah, no. I understand, thank thanks for
at least being friendly with us and thank you kind of tense down
here. Yes, well off you go, good luck.
Finding your brother if you End up being around here.
A while, I'd love to get to knowyou perhaps on the surface.
So we frequent the tavern on thefirst floor, quite frequently

(58:33):
just look for I suppose look forand she looks behind her and
goes well you know just look forme.
I guess she smiles. Could you tell me your name
right? Make it easier to find you.
Oh yes. Well my name is Lila.
It's pleasure. She holds that a hand to you for
a little handshake. So God the tire shakes it, thank

(58:59):
you Leila and if you look with your journey for us, anywhere
all the little group does have aname, we actually just decided
on it this morning. Oh wow.
What's your guys named know what?
We would just describing us somethings that we all enjoy and we
have in common and so we decidedthat we would be.
Well, the apple pudding gang. You guys all like apple pudding,

(59:24):
that's right. Yes, I love the lost and found
does that seem so bad? Yeah, that's a lot better than
ours. Ours is, you know, do them in
the lost and found kind of wordy, but I like apple pudding.
Yes, it's quite good, isn't it? We think so, as well, we're
going to get it officially registered with the adventuring

(59:46):
guilt to when we get back home tomorrow morning.
Well, I wish you luck in gettingback.
Yes, thank you. I wish you all luck and good
luck. Finding a brother.
Goodbye now and the little tent flap is swiftly.
Thrown closed. Yeah fair I walked back to the
group cider. You didn't need any support at
all. You did all by yourself neutral

(01:00:06):
smile at work buddy. Yeah you guys heard most of
that. Did you guys see how I acted
like all weekend pathetic? So they like laughed at me and
like didn't think I was a threat.
It was like it was totally on purpose on my end all that's
totally you know you should try being strong and brave.
One of these days I can't wait to see that one.
That's that's kind of not my vibe.

(01:00:29):
Yeah, I know. Okay, we going I think we're
going. All right, so you guys enter out
into the day. So um you guys are exploring the
fourth floor. Now, looking for a staircase
down, there was nothing exactly.You guys were looking for here.
So if you recall the way I'm gonna have you do, this is

(01:00:50):
rolling a either a survival, check.
Actually, I think you guys endedup picking survival check for
your your role right? Okay.
Good. Then we'll just do a survival
check among all of you. I will take the mean of your
survival checks and then reference my table here for some
random event that could occur onyour traversal, through the

(01:01:10):
fourth floor of the dungeon. Nice, not 20.
The most dulum, would you guys get?
I got a 15. All right, PCS are really dead

(01:01:34):
way. But wait Mason truly severe.
Has a really high survival bonus.
He's a reason he lived in the woods for like Thousand Years.
He should know those woods. So you guys got an average of 13

(01:01:55):
on your role which is above average.
And I will take it, we'll take it so you guys begin traveling.
Along the fourth floor. Here.
Now things are much much more wild.
Now, of course, there are still evidence of people having looted

(01:02:15):
and rated many of the rooms you walk through.
But with floors above you, therewere lit torch sconces and well
manicured Pathways basically throughout the entire dungeon
floor but here now there are thetorch lights are out.
You guys actually have to travelwith your own torch.

(01:02:35):
Now there are no lights in this part of the dungeon anymore and
you sort of have to move on yourown and you notice that most of
the rooms you walk through. Are they look like they've been
well looted but no longer. Are you at the point where
there's like graffiti all over the wall?
Now you're just in the point where it's like Adventures down
here actually are professionals per se and there are a couple

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rooms, you walk through that don't even look that rated.
For example, early on in your travel of the day you passed
through a large. Dining room that seems to be set
up in the dungeon here, where there's nothing on the table per
se. But you notice, there are
finally gilded chairs around this great long table, and even
a white tablecloth, the top withsome small gold inlay, if it

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wasn't so heavy, you could even take it and probably sell it for
like five gold. This would walk around the
tables and touch every share with his hand.
You are on the table over here every chair.
They're all a bit Dusty and you get dust on your hand by the end
of it. Nothing out of the ordinary,
though. Wipe it off, almost dressed.

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Jesus. 100 gold piece ahead, right?
I mean, that's minions. Fuck.
Mimics mimics? Are they here?
I thought we had to go deeper for that.
All right, I'll take it. I guess you guys can continue
traveling through, you. Come across a couple other sort

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of, just out of place things that looks like in higher
floors. They definitely wouldn't have
been here anymore. For example, you see that there
is a long sword and one of the sort of empty Stone rooms that
just from the wall upon closer inspection, the sword itself
looks to be fused into the wall but it's very finely crafted and

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you think that probably with some spell usage or maybe just
with enough strength you could rip the sword out and sell it
for you know on zero amount of gold.
Really good things, cursed because that is odd.
It is sticking out of the wall, who did that?
Maybe I should be here of harsh to pull it out so then maybe the

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most can do it. Okay.
You cast identify you guys, hangout for a minute.
It's still very quiet in these Caverns.
You don't hear much is in terms of living things, moving about
every. Once while you'll dripping
water, and the air is still pretty humid.

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But you cast identify, this is amagical item.
It is a and you I identify this nearly.
This is a cursed magical item, this is the echo blade.
A sword that deals damage. As a plus, two sword and deals,

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all damage. Dealt with the sword is Delta
back upon the user. What else?
The sword hurts you? That fucking sucks.
But wait, that's great though. What if I'm just like really
beefy and I can, you know, just sort of go hit point for hit
point with someone. But then they're probably also
still hating you at the same time.
Oh yeah kind of a sword I mean Ithink we could still probably

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sell it evidence magic. Maybe someone can remove the
curse and then it's a would you say a extra good sword?
Yeah, that's nice. Sure.
Let's take it. I want to reach her to pull it
out of the wall, you pull and immediately you feel it stuck
fast inside the stone, you'll have to make an Athletics, check

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to pull it out. Don't worry, not a problem.
It's been on my hands. Control one on natural.
So that's a two minus. One is guys all see or a face,
gear up to pull the sword out ofthe wall and just as you begin

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to retch with all your power or a phase, your hands slip off the
handle and you go hurdling backwards, you from falling over
and it looks really embarrassing.
That was really hard to watch but requires a Tree.
Right. Probably fuck you.

(01:07:00):
Well, I guess. Why don't you understand, huh?
Don't feel like it. I don't feel like not one.
Just getting them out of the way.
With this time higher goes up and higher.

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You got a different idea. You saw or face this hand slip
off. So this time you wrap your hands
around the sort of Hilt of the blade the the cross guards
specifically. Um and as you begin pulling, you
feel your hands slide in a little bit and you cut yourself
on the tip of the blade, ouch, for one damage as you go flying
backwards this time with a drop of blood dripping from the tips

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of your fingers, From it. Yeah, I bet they most you got
this. Oh, I guess I could try.
But if I, if I get cursed or something, I'm gonna blame one
of you. It's okay.

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I ever moved first. So oh, do you think we're
moving? One cars, were remove all of
them. Oh, probably probably one at a
time. You should get as many curses as
possible, so it only takes one spell to get rid of them.
It's clever. They're all demos.

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He said, Athletics, right? Athletics, yes.
What I want? As you're rolling a higher you
here a voice that from Samir going?
Excuse me? How are you in the medical
attention? You look to have been hurt their
It's just like like a scrape on my finger.
I wouldn't, I wouldn't worry about it.
It looks to be bleeding though. Would you like me to take a look

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at it? Do you?
I can wrap a bandage around it and make it disinfected.
Samira appreciate that, that's really kind.
He gives a neutral smile and what creeps over to you.
Most what you get a strong nine.All right, you come over and
unlike the previous two attemptsyou pull hard on it and it looks

(01:09:11):
tough and you strain and you're most muscles bulge a bit.
It doesn't exit the wall and youdon't even really feel it.
Budge a lot, but you able to pull yourself away and sort of
have some dignity, after your attempt, that looks very
impressive. I guess it's stuck in there
forever. Probably forever.
Probably not just coming out ever.

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Maybe you're apart, means you need to not have a heart.
Let me try. You got this Doom.
You got it. All right, do them.
You want to give me an Athletics?
Check? Oh a 21.
Oh. That's fucking god foretold
Doom, you reach up. It is barely in reach of your

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little arms as you sort of grab around the edge of it and pull
it's a little awkward but you get the angle just right and you
feel it give and just the right way and You Yank it hard and you
all hear a loud sound of metal as the sword of breaks free from
the stone. A small piece of the stonework

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falling out of the side as you sort of jump out of the way of a
dueling before it smacks the ground.
And you look down at this. Beautiful gleaming sword.
Now, in your possession. All right, you guys can now add
cursed plus two long sword to your inventory.
I'll hand over to higher here. Do you still have the bag?

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Yeah, I got the bag shove it in the bag dude.
I'm really glad you're on our side me too.
That was very nice to them. I guess you do have a pure
heart, that's awesome. It's crazy.
How few people actually do considering so many of you
fucking idiots couldn't get it out.
Fierce must've been looking for something else.

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Very well done. Do them.
That was impressive. Just Samir gives you a thumbs up
and then goes back to wrapping hires fingers and bandages,
thank you. But it probably would have
worked for you too. Sam here.
Oh, that is a two kind haha. You waves, his hand and higher.
You look down. And you notice that your finger

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is stopped bleeding. Samir got a 14 medicine.
Check the bandage you up. Oh thanks, buddy.
All right, and you guys move along.
Now continuing through this floor with your average of 13,
survival check, it does take a bit longer than previous floors
to find the stairs. You're not sure if this is

(01:11:38):
because of any sort of error on your part or if there is
genuinely just a larger map to sprawl through on the fourth
floor of this Grand dungeon. You find yourself doubling back
a couple of times. You still have this mental image
in your head, dulum of where youguys are supposed to go.
But you notice, as you guys are now on the fourth floor, the map

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in your head, doesn't exactly match the map here, specifically
with links of things and where certain rooms connect to others,
unlike on the maps, sometimes you'll find a room that wasn't
there or a whole way that's about three times as long as
it's on the map. Which leads you to question some
things and double back a bit. But you guys can continue on
your way on one of these sort oflong double backs that you find

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Yourself on you guys Crest into a room on the fourth floor that
looks like it's never been entered before.
It is on ransacked as it were You see what looks to be a very
simple stone Workshop. There's a stone table with stone
tools on top. All of which would have

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definitely been stolen by. Now, you see pieces of parchment
held up against the wall that again would have definitely been
ripped up or stolen by now, and they're even seemed to be a few
small Supply stashes in here up against the one of the far walls
of this little room, is a bookshelf that has some oil
flasks on it. You see a couple nice lanterns.

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There are also just a few alchemical supplies there that
don't look to be valuable by anymeans, but are definitely the
kind of thing that if you're adventurers that have been down
here for days, you need a, your supply, its an easy grab, but
everything seems to be here. You know, notice there's only
one entrance to this room, the one you guys walked through,
which then sort of that moment where you go.

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Oh shit, we gotta turn back again.
I think it was that that turn wemissed back there, where the
water sounded like, it was running, but you guys get a good
look. Inside this little room, you
notice that. The largest thing in this room
is in the center which is a bronze brazier.
It looks to be quite valuable, but it's giant.
It is it at least 10 feet by 10 feet, and looks to be well,

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cemented into the ground inside of the bronze.
Brazier is the burnt black quartz of a cat.
Oh, you notice under one of its paws is a small package wrapped
in twine, about the size of a human hand.

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Oh God, I wish I didn't have to know which that was.
I start walking towards it. As you guys sort of looking
inside this, Brazier you see, Malik has hold a hand to his
face and he goes all. That's fucking Putra Jesus and
he steps back. Yeah.
It's what the fuck is that? Is that a dog?
You tell me a pretty sure. Pretty sure that's a cat.

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Oh, even worse. Jesus, gross.
Yeah cats don't tend to like other cats.
Do they What? It's just that's like it's a
person though. It's yeah.
Who the fuck brought a cat? This low art?
Did it end up down here? Fucked up.
Let me see. Can I investigate the cat and

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what's in its all? I guess I'd like an
investigation check from you as you're doing this.
You guys notice Samir has started just sort of flipping
through the side of this room, looking at the bookshelf with
the supplies on it, looking at the table, looking at some of
the tools, the most you actuallyrecognize a couple of these
tools. I'll be at much cheaper these
look to be similar tools that you used to use in samir's

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workshop for General artificer things.
Um, what did you get orifice? Up inside.
This package which you gingerly remove, you find that the Cat
Corps is actually almost like dust at this point.
Removing the package, you almostfelt like one of the pause was

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gonna just drop as dust and charcoal into the Brazier, but
you were able to gingerly, remove it just well enough that
it doesn't disintegrate. The package is wrapped in
leather and knotted with twine. You just want to open it.
Does this leather and Twine. Look fired image.
It does not look fire damage at all it.
In fact, it looks like it had tohave been put there after I'll

(01:15:59):
pop it up, guys. I know this one explosive ruins.
You open it up, fuck it. Yeah, I get that thing open
inside. You find the package itself is a
standard deck of playing cards. The deck is complete though,
sort of organized randomly, it contains 13 cards of each suit

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and just like for y'all's reference in D&D cars are pretty
standard, you know, they're poker games, and basically every
city and it's the same suits Hearts clubs, diamonds Spades as
well as two Joker cards. However, this dick of cards is
unique. As you sort of flip through it,
that you notice all the face cards feature Regal looking
felines cats in high positions. However, the two jokers are

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gnarly mangy. Looking dogs, done in a
cartoonist Style. Um, on your investigation.
Check you notice scrawled on theinside of the leather, wrapping
seems to be some short. Squat common writing done up in
Black Ink. Oh you wanna read it?

(01:17:06):
Yeah yeah. Just reading things now.
Where's where's good? Explosive rooms when you need
it? It is a small poem that you read
on the inside it reads, our small feline friend.
It's wit most distinguished pushed to Great end, its chances
extinguished and the word extinguished is underlined

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pushed to great and it's chancesextinguish just little foam.
I suppose someone left this withthe okay All right, you shut up
for a bit. Or hey, us.

(01:17:53):
From. I, I mean, it almost sounds
like, like it's talking about being extinguished and this cat
is extinguished. It feels a little coincidental.
It seems like someone roasts this for the Casey and left it
as an offered. I mean, I don't know, there are
naturally occurring like traps and treasure down here.
Maybe this could be part of it, like part of the dungeon.

(01:18:17):
Yeah, serious. I find Up I'm focusing on I
guess. Um during this minute that goes
by you guys, hear some mirror show up for the other room.
Oh there's some nice cooking oilto see that I think I might add
to our supply and he points to us small vial and he smiles and
Kim can like check the room for traps like really quickly.

(01:18:40):
You can certainly okay. Um, are you?
I guess you're not a rogue, are you?
Oh my God. So it's just gonna be a raw
perception. Check 16 music's coming out
again, man. What the heck, man?
Oh man, I don't know why it's stinking up.
The joint seems like you're the ones thinking of the joint.

(01:19:04):
Boo, what did you get higher? 16?
Okay, you um, sort of walk around the room with a 16%
check, you actually noticed thatthe bookshelf that Sameer was
looking at, not just a moment before has a very thin outline
on the wall behind it. Almost like there was a doorway

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there, you don't see any handle or button or any way to move it
and it looks to have been well hidden.
You barely just saw it with the role you got otherwise you don't
see any traps in here. Samir, I think there might be a
door behind the bookshelf here. Looking at.
Oh really? I hadn't noticed.

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Oh, you have a good eye hater Hanks.
Should we, I mean there's HiddenTreasures in Secret rooms,
right? We were told about that.
We should we should look. Yes it looks like this room has
been federally unexplored as well.
If you items that would be normal in an artificer's.
Workshop are missing from here so I believe some people might
have been through here but they must have missed that.

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Maybe we moved this bookshelf aside and see what's going on in
there. Yeah.
Damn I said I think we need yourservices again.
Hemos Mom is calling. Got to go lift heavy things
again. Oh okay malagos.
Just shut it. Um, I will go and help.

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All right. You walk over and help or a
face. You finish your spell identify
and these cards are not magical.Oh, just little offering for the
kid to get this Bulls. Um, all right, so what did you
guys get on your Athletics, check I help the most instead of
rolling it myself. All right.
The most with eventage. Holy manage, I have a minus one.

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Oh, of is 15 good. Um, yeah.
It's not a particularly heavy bookshelf especially when Samir
sort of helps by taking off. Some of the heavier things on
top of it, nothing that important just some like Big
Stone bowls for mixing and othersuch large heavy.
Implements that aren't valuable but he pulls them off and you
pick up the bookshelf as heavy and you drag it to the side,

(01:21:21):
scraping the floor bit and clearthe doorway and who drop it and
you notice that? Yes, now that it is moved aside
you guys can all see it faint lines that form some sort of
seam right about the dimensions of that bookshelf.
There is no hole no Keyhole knowanything that you can see on
here that would indicate how to open it.
Oh God, fine. All right, anyone got Dynamite.

(01:21:44):
Maybe we need to do something inthis room to open it.
I mean it's not like we know it to do unless we have to oh shit,
do you think you have to burn a cat every time you want to go
in? I sure hope not that would be
pretty fucked up. If you're some sort of dungeon
person and you have to burn a fucking cat, I haven't seen any
rooms yet. Maybe we need to go walk a

(01:22:05):
little further maybe there's a room that's full cats and you
just drag one over here in your burning every day and I honestly
I don't know if that's really worth treasure at this point.
We're not like that broke. I mean, is there anything any
clues in here? We found?
Oh, right. Count out these cards for me.
Look for any missing and I want to start kind of You've got out

(01:22:26):
the cards, higher, none of them are missing.
They're all here and including all four suits Hearts Spades
clubs, diamonds and two Joker cards.
They're both have mangy. Images of nasty looking dogs on
them. Okay.
Um, that seems to be the the general just of the cards, there

(01:22:48):
are 13 cards in each suit, what if we played a card game and
somebody lost? No, no.
All right. Somebody's chances have to get
extinguished. So what did it say that word
playing poker and someone like Burns their best car?
I mean, yeah. That that could work.
I guess I'll cast a Preston to digitation to like the, the

(01:23:12):
Brazier. Wow, way to do it.
Fancy demos, aren't you light upthis little Brazier and you all
notice in a flicker of the most,his hands.
It's like a bright, brilliant. Blue wafting up, almost to the
ceiling immediately and drops down to a low centered blue
flame flickering up at the edges.

(01:23:33):
The burnt black cat in the center doesn't disintegrate in
and nearly remains at about the center of the flame.
As it burns around it. Oh, throw bug in that air fryer.
All right, you throw a single bug in there as you do.
So you see The bug disappear into the blue flame burning up.

(01:23:56):
Immediately. A moment later or a fais, there
is a screech in front of you. The rest of you don't see or
hear this as this occurs. But orfeas to you, a purpley
blue, spectral figure. A specter of the cat crawls, out

(01:24:16):
of the Flames hisses at you and jumps at you claws out.
Its surprised as you go to dodgeit, you see it, follow you
quickly and immediately homing in on you as these claws come
flailing towards you as the client to you, or a famous, you
Screech out in pain as you suffer six, psychic damage.

(01:24:40):
Oh, to the rest of you guys, yousee Orpheus scream back up a bit
and then sort of like, lol his head forward.
Oh, guess there's a punishment system.
That was like a ghost cat. That's changed to.
Get ghosts. I thought they just stopped
living. I don't know.

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I think this is some sort of trap.
I think that's Feels that means we got it wrong though, right?
Why can't an animal have a soul?Yeah, that sort of felt like a
countermeasure. Like we did something.
Well, they can't have souls because otherwise they wouldn't
be able to be created in Valhalla.

(01:25:21):
Ah, I mean right like I mean I don't I don't see why things was
Souls, can't get created in Valhalla.
It ha. Then you make a mini higher, it
was more of a statue. I don't think I could have made
a living breathe and higher. Have you tried I guess.
Oh, I haven't personally. But some people have tried

(01:25:43):
similar experiments but I've made plenty of Edibles while.
A handful ha this brings up. Interesting points of your
afterlife or Affairs. Is it true?
Then that there are souls of living things that come from?
Nothing, there that are born in the afterlife.
That means, that is life their fascinating, I suppose.
I always just assumed that animals weren't really alive the

(01:26:04):
way we are. Um, I looked down at the live
bugs, second, those aren't even animals those don't count.
Well, I know. I'm not sure where the line is.
Ha, I usually draw it between insects and all the other
animals. What about lizard?
I that's alive. Okay.

(01:26:26):
What about a big butterfly? Thats a bug so.
And oh, I I can't. Tell hires being reasonable or
not. Start up bugs live our animals
with Souls was that cat? And I pointed it just have a
soul. Did it go somewhere?

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Ah, according to most major religious sects, all things are
living and have souls and go somewhere though.
They might not be intelligent. They still go somewhere, they
still go somewhere. It is a difference of Life
quality though. These insects around us not at
all, perceiving the world. In the same way we do, do not

(01:27:08):
put your own emotions onto them in this way.
Ah, kill any more of them or a fish, you fucking kill bugs all
to the time you're probably stepping on them like every day.
What's the big problem? I guess what?
It's an accident. It feels like.
I don't know. I never thought about this
before just because I mean, has a soul, doesn't mean it has

(01:27:31):
emotions and feelings. Oh, if you think about the souls
are just a thing that living things happen, it is not like,
it makes them special per se. If everything has been it does
not give you hope or fear or love or hate.
It is just a soul Justice all soMaybe more important than most
of you realize. Well, our Doom doesn't have a

(01:27:54):
soul and I think Dooms a person.Right.
Tell them doesn't Have soul. Know, so I don't think it's the
soul that determines what makes something a person you don't.
Existence. You're going to be nothing more

(01:28:14):
than a soul. It's important.
It. Don't you have a soul or Affairs
in the Amazon? That's what you are right.
Then? Right now you're in the body.
Sure. But I am a soul.
So why is this all of a sudden changing your opinion about the
insects? And realized in Valhalla, you
think of them. I mean, you know, really insects

(01:28:37):
but for example, a koi fish, really has a koi pond.
We build her, you think of them and you create them.
And if it's not trying to just get rid of it and it's
disappears, it's not like it goes anywhere.
I hadn't I guess it's different here like everything else but I
hadn't realized how different. I mean, it's not like they have
that long of a life anyway well,but wherever they go.

(01:29:00):
They might have a lost longer time in front of them.
Malaga, sort of slaps. You on the back of our face I
fucking cheer up. Right?
That what mosquito we just killed.
Probably went to some great mosquito Haven where I got to
eat delicious blood for the restof its existence.
That's great right there. So Queen okay.
Yeah. It's all good, right?
Put your wine in him, open. Clearly bugs.

(01:29:22):
Weren't the answers so we can let the last rest of the ones
go. Okay, yeah.
Can I try throwing a card in? Sure.
Um, Hey, like face card so a catsure.
Do you care? Which one you just going around?
King of Diamonds? King of Diamonds card going in.

(01:29:43):
You Huck the card in their higher and after a moment
nothing happens. And then in a brief flash of an
instance. You see the cats front?
Paul twitch. That's it.
Oh, look what you did higher now.
It's not a usable deck of cards anymore.
We can't gamble. I was hoping we get crazy

(01:30:04):
tonight in the, in the tent here.
Here, insane for that. I think it's working.
And then I want to probably go aQueen of Diamonds, jack of
diamonds, and then the and then hearts and then probably a clubs

(01:30:25):
like the great Queen Jack awesome.
You start burning them up. The little burnt up feline Corps
continues twitching as you throwmore cards and spasming almost,
as if it's still alive. Ready yourself, boys?
This is stupid. All we had to do is burn some
fucking cards. Yeah, I would trusted my cat
burn up this deck. It was so nice.

(01:30:47):
You said you what a deck of cards.
The higher we're pulling it out tonight.
Oh, yeah. And as you finish burning, the
9th face card, you have specifically, you are working
down to the Jack of clubs, right?
Oh yeah, thank you. Eddie cat goes in and gets
burned up in an instant in the blue flame.
The cat Twitches once more, and then you see its whole body

(01:31:09):
disintegrated into dust disappearing.
Among the smoldering, ashes of the fire.
And As that does. So you all hear a very
satisfying, click Come From The Far wall the stone outcropping,
specifically the scene that you saw earlier, you see it come out
of the wall just a fraction and then push further and further

(01:31:31):
and further until the whole wallseems to have extended about a
foot out, and it slowly begins descending into the floor.
Oh, fuck out. I'm not higher.
What are we gonna get? You think there's like a guy
back there. Hey, hope there's not a guy back
there. He's now And it keeps descending
and descending and descending, until you are met with a small

(01:31:53):
little walk-in closet space. Not exactly tall or wide, or
even long by any means you see just a very small little room.
Only about big enough for about three or four people to
comfortably stand in it. And the only thing that seems to
be feeling it is the hunched over crisscross apple sauce form
of an ancient. desiccated skeleton of a looks like some

(01:32:18):
sort of tobaccy The creature looks like it's been here
forever and you notice from The Moth eaten robes that seem to be
adorning the skeleton. This looks to have been some
sort of tabaxi Monk, though. You can tell from sort of the
bone structure and the sunken ineyes that are still left or
rather the eye sockets that are left on the creature skull.

(01:32:38):
This was an old being when it died, it looks fairly plainly
dressed albeit. There seemed to be some nice
silver rings and a very large pendant around its neck.
That looks to be a cat's eye, dude drop.
Oh, this doesn't feel like a reward.
Should be look at the. All right.

(01:33:00):
I guess. I can cast detect magic.
Can I do that? Ah yes it takes 10 minutes to
cast. You said hmm.
Yeah, okay, so you sit down for a minute in front of it.
Oh my wow, this is incredible. It is actually an unexplored
area of the dungeon. This is very fun, this feels
like a good find it. Maybe we can bring this corpse

(01:33:21):
back up. This could have been an old
Adventure or something. It looks to have some magical
stuff. Wow, this is excellent.
Work hard, thanks. Sorry.
I'm focusing. I'll hire does that.
Let me tell you guys how malicious.
So I would have kept that Dynamite that we got all the way
back and right back. You guys remember that?
Yeah. Where did you get this again?

(01:33:42):
Oh. Where did I get to that?
Yeah. Ah, he looks at you and then he
looks at the rest of the group and he sounds out his letters
carefully. I found it nods.
Okay, listen cat, don't look a gift horse in the house or a
face. I gave you a gift.
Horse. The horse being that.
Stolen given for Iceland. No, not that either.

(01:34:06):
And how do you buy it from definitely not bought.
Let's go back to stolen. Yes.
Stolen felt the most likely done.
That make me seem so cool though.
So bad boy. Now I just did you steal from
the man or like the 99% It's that really how you judge theft

(01:34:29):
higher. I don't know, just a question.
Who's the man? I don't know.
It's average. Oh yeah, fuck that guy.
All right. 10 minutes go by higher.
As you play with this thing, just to leave the spell within
your hands and eventually you cast it out and you feel some
magic around you specifically the Brazier behind you is Magic.
The door that was just opened was magic.
And in front of you, the cats, Ido drop pendant that this figure

(01:34:53):
is wearing is glowing magic. His rings are not but they are
all valuable each in their own. You find four rings and two sort
of silver. Well adorned ankle bracelets, I
guess. Anklets is the word huh?
Oh yeah, clashed around this monk figure, you believe all of
it could be sold at market for you would guess somewhere on the

(01:35:16):
realm of like 140 gold pieces. It's very fine.
Silver sterling on rusted, silver.
That looks to be very old too, which is valuable.
These days. So if you want to go ahead and
add some jewelry, adding up to 140 gold, to the to the funds,
you can, meanwhile, this cat's eye pendant in front of you.

(01:35:39):
Hire is giving off a glow of abbreviation Magic.
Oh, interesting. Um, I don't know if we want to
spend another 10 minutes or do we just want to take it for now?
I'm forgetting the name of. It identify?

(01:35:59):
I can identify it in one minute.Okay, sounds good.
I did. All right, you hold that
identify. You guys are still hanging
around. Here comes out after about a
minute. So demos, how do you doing over,
buddy? You look real still tired, after
lifting, that big bookshelf, must be hard for you and it was
not difficult at all. I guess I can't.

(01:36:21):
I get mixed signals from you like us sometimes.
Yeah, whatever. Fuck me.
He turns away. Feel like I'm hearing noises
right now. I know, I'm not though.

(01:36:45):
I know. No such thing.
Um, all right. And orifice, you get identify
out. To cast your spell.
This is a pendant that is magically enchanted with Kitty
falling. Um, somewhat similar to a
featherfall. When wearing this pendant, the

(01:37:06):
wearer has resistance. AKA you have the damage of all
falling damage. Wow, we really could have used
that on our clients. Yeah, cool.
Anyone want to wear it? This is done through, very
athletic and Nimble swaying and movement of the body as the
person falls where they sort of land.
Like a cat, Oh, this is nice. You know, I could totally use

(01:37:30):
this if no one else gonna take. No, you guys should.
I think you. The least likely to fall.
It's true. I am very a naturally gifted
with athlete. I'm not naturally gifted with
climate. Oh yeah.
Well my agility is very fine. What's your dexterity modifier?
What the fuck is that? I'm more agile than you are?

(01:37:51):
No, not shit, I'm more agile than some people here.
I'm definitely more agile than like Samir.
Well, everybody's more agile andSamir know offense, Samir, he
gives you a neutral smile, okay?I mean, Samir, if, if you're not
that agile, maybe this could help.
No, I'm all right, thank you. All right, thank you.

(01:38:14):
Um, I suppose, I am a little worried about what we're going.
That's all I sort of him. Just keeping it out for incoming
monsters that might come and ripus in two.
Oh, you're scared. Wanted to be scared about it.
You got a lot of strong Adventures protecting you, but
yes, but Very common. At least from what I've heard
that it and the answering some partly makes it to and from

(01:38:39):
their Quarry, but not all of them, make it back, you see?
It would really make me scared if you are able to defend
yourself, but one person gets picked off and dies and that
would be horrible. Sorry for that.

(01:39:00):
And also to be honest, it probably be me.
So then we don't have a vivify for that.
Oh yeah. But that would it would still
just be like me dying. So if there are others, I just
really thinking about the fact that this place is dangerous, we

(01:39:21):
are going to what the sixth level, what is that?
We are not a scope beyond our abilities.
I I'm not sure if I have the adventuring experience, let
alone, many of us have the adventuring experience necessary
to avoid traps or fight monsters, or even find hires
brother in time. Oh, that's sort of scrub his

(01:39:42):
shoulders. You know, he looks down at you
and his eyes go wide. Not only to be scared.
Your friends are packing up. We've got your back.
Got ours, we're going to get through this, okay?
Okay, but I'm still going to keep an ear out, okay, give me a
smile. If you all only want to go so
far down, I understand. But I, at least need to go down

(01:40:02):
that far, know you and we're gonna do it higher.
Look, you got demos over here. Heavy lifter, he'll do it.
Malleus the things you say and what I'm said, he doesn't have a
soul. So do is sort of like chopped
liver. No offense to him, not true at
all. I don't have a liver.

(01:40:23):
Can't even chop it. Deimos, how's your agility?
It's it's not terrible. I mean, I don't know how, you
know, out of everyone and don't take this.
Personally I just I could reallysee you die from falling.
Yeah, that happened once. Oh, well, let's give it to you.

(01:40:46):
I don't know what the fuck. Um, sure.
It does look pretty fucking cool.
Oh my God, I'm so excited puts it on immediately.
All right you put it on higher you now are resistant to Falling
damage just falling. But yeah there we go.
Now look. Now we have someone who's like a
cat in the park. Not funny.
We should start making jokes about it.

(01:41:08):
No, nothing like a. Wow.
Sorry it just it doesn't work aswell for me unfortunately.
Josh. Rude.
Okay, cool. I it's just, you know, it's it's
like the cat accusing other people of being a cat.

(01:41:29):
I don't know what that means. It's okay.
But okay, I get it, I get it, whatever.
Whatever. All right, and you guys now have
this item. You've cleared out this little
room and you shove off. You follow Dooms path.
Once again, as you're walking along following it, you notice,
you guys are all starting to getpretty tired from the day.

(01:41:51):
It's now been over 24 hours since you've seen the Sun.
So you're starting to hit that moment to where you're quite
sure if it's actually dark out yet or if you're just exhausted
because you've been doing a lot,but you can continue onward for
a while and eventually you make your way into a familiar area in
your map. Doing them as you make your way
to the next staircase, as you walk Samir, sort of titles up to

(01:42:13):
you do them at the front and goes how do you know what we're
going to? It's so impressive.
Is this something in your Altimacapabilities?
Yeah, I can see the picture, thepicture.
Of the map of this place. Yes.
Huh, sort of looks up and looks off.
That is fascinating. You have such a good memory.
Thank you. Can you not?

(01:42:34):
Not like that. Not that, well, not what to do?
People say, photographic like you have very impressive.
Do you have a good memory? I think so, more than the
average individual, there are less things that can harm my
memory. But for example, I and he looks
sort of sheepishly at you as he says this.

(01:42:54):
Now, I spent so long in that a land of forest and jungle that,
I actually don't remember a lot of the conversations we had us
as a group before then, of course, I remember you all.
And I remember the feelings thatI didn't, but honestly, I sort
of feel awkward now that I just don't remember it.
That's understandable. If you have any questions for

(01:43:16):
any conversations, I was a part of I could tell you.
Well, I mean, I remember, we looked into your core And we
talked about some stuff there, but I don't quite remember what.
And then some creature was afteryou, I believe some large
monster but I don't quite remember what it was.
There are little things that I just don't remember anymore and
that is actually the first time I've ever felt that in my life.

(01:43:38):
I thought my memory was like yours photo graphic where I
didn't forget anything, but it turns out over a long enough
period of time, even mine decaysand that is frightening for me.
I sort of didn't know any looks at you and he sort of looks down
and goes, you know, archived we sort of only Parish win either

(01:44:00):
an accident happens or sort of win.
We choose to if you continually upgrade your parts.
It is not like old age actually gets to you.
I thought I would remember everything forever but now I
know that this is not the case. It is a scary Revelation for me.
I'm sorry if you'd like I could help you write down some things.
It may be that would be nice. Perhaps if you do have a good

(01:44:21):
memory of the conversations thatyou were a part of just remind
me of them, just so I don't feelso awkward about this.
Sure. Alright, I'm done for you.
Thank you. I glad I came to you with this.
You impressed me as always to them, by the way, are things
good with you. I know it's been a while since
we've spoken about your core. One of the reasons we came here
was to see Dr. Hymn. Right.

(01:44:41):
Is that something you're interested in?
Yeah, I hope to do that next after this.
Okay, good. I just want to make sure that
yes, good. And he smiles neutrally at you
smile. Back naturally.
Oh, and there shout from behind.I'm fucking bored.
Can we go to bed now? Echoes, are they just how could

(01:45:04):
it have just begun? We spent like two hours at the
stupid cat room, and we got money for it onwards.
Time, doesn't pass quicker, justbecause your bitch more like us,
it does when I'm a sleep next time, you can make you go.
Like sleep in the corner. Do a little cat nap.
Yeah, I don't know why. It's just like you.

(01:45:25):
See higher over here with the stupid fucking pendant on.
Look, it's like got a little eyeball in there, not really,
but it's like a little gemstone round.
Wow, is this thing on it? Got to ask yourself Madness,
whether things are worth saying,what do you mean God, You know,
you're not how hard it is. The comedian of the group, I

(01:45:49):
have to carry it. Malice, we can be cats together.
Does that sound good? I'm not.
I was never, I don't know what this is.
I don't like it and it's not me guess it's just me then good.
Perfect. Yes, you're walking alone and

(01:46:10):
shit lips. so how's life treating you or if it's Not last
night. And and is that like a good
thing or Else pops up his glasses.
Just sort of robot tired. Eyes are bloodshot.

(01:46:35):
You get the five years now. It's sleeping.
Oh yes. You don't.
You don't seem well. Few days now.
Oh those days before that too. Yeah.
You know or like you can, you can tell us if something's

(01:46:56):
bothering you. It's kind of funny that Samir so
scared of the the things, but itdoesn't hurt a little that he
doesn't trust us to protect him.It sort of sounded like he
thought that just because he's the slowest runner, he'd go off
without it a real problem came along.
Oh yeah, that's, that is a little strange and, and, you
know, combo with his, his new, like, get up.

(01:47:17):
Like, I don't know, it's I I really don't know.
It feels like he's trying to send like a certain message but
like adorable, gosh, I I think it's like a phase or is it like

(01:47:40):
It's just like the new him. I hope it's never and me neither
means there. Oh my God.
All right, so you guys make yourway then to the staircase
leading to the lower level. Now it was a pretty decent day's

(01:48:00):
trip to make it this far. You think about three quarters
of the day? Perhaps, considering how exactly
you guys are feeling up, not such that you're just gonna pass
out at the base of these stairs,but it was quite a walk.
As you make your way you notice in the sort of last little,
random find you make, as you on your trip here, Doom, your

(01:48:20):
pretty sure you're on the right path.
And something that sort of indicates that is you notice
there is a unusual sight in one of the empty rooms along your
path. Most of the rest of the Walk
during this floor is empty emptyrooms that have been mostly
ransacked I'll be at dark empty in terms of living creatures.
You still find some Vermin, everyone bugs.
Um, there are some more like sort of destroyed things, for

(01:48:44):
example, tables that have been destroyed into wood, splinters
chairs and perhaps plates that have been destroyed that are
Floor. That that would have been swept
up in Upper floors but now they're here.
You do find though, in the room leading up to the staircase.
There is sort of a figure, a statue positioned in the

(01:49:05):
hallway, leading toward it. You notice the statue seems to
be a person. What looks to be a human
mid-stride, looking over their shoulder with a horrified
expression on their face. You all recognize this as
petrification. The person has a scared look.
And they looked to be perhaps, you would guess a thief or some

(01:49:27):
sort of roguish type consideringtheir their attire that they
seem to be wearing. Its traditional, what looks like
a robe with a black hood and some heavy leather bindings and
straps around their body. But they're frozen solid in
stone around this statue are dozens of little trinkets you

(01:49:47):
see mundane necklaces thrown over the figures neck you See
Small Things shoved within his hands, for example, little
wilting flowers or small copper coins.
There's even some small scrawlings along its body,
almost like carving into the stone work itself in common,
these look to be just small little hand writing saying the

(01:50:09):
staircase is this way with an arrow or things like you're
getting close, exclamation pointfrog was here.
Mount Everest type beat. I guess this is some sort of
marker. Can I check his body for running
rat symbol? You explore the body giving an
investigation. Check please.
Don't read dog shit. Explore in his body.

(01:50:34):
Oh my God. That is an excellent fucking
check. Yeah, baby.
Very well done. Very you do find tucked away
pretty well. There's a lot of sort of
graffiti scrolling along this figure tucked away very well
almost by this figure's boot on the ground.
He's sort of have to squat down for it and almost look

(01:50:55):
underneath on the heel and you find something written here in
big blocky text at reads Beyond this point, you may die but the
prepared survive. And then next to it is a small
looks like very crudely carved symbol of the rat in profile
with the geometric sort of diamond behind it.

(01:51:16):
Hey, hi. Does this look like Monty's hand
drying? Give me a history.
Check, as you look at it, higher.
Fat 13. Um it doesn't actually take much
for you to recognize. This is your brother's
handwriting, you recognize it specifically and some of the

(01:51:37):
smaller letters, the ease and the A's the way they're drawn is
typical of in a Therian handwriting style.
It's a small thing but you notice it immediately.
If it's not Monty it's someone else from your civilization.
Mm-hmm. Um yeah it says, oh shit, that's
good. Okay, we're on the right path.

(01:51:58):
It's true. He's even throws up his fucking
gang sign. Maybe we should too you know the
the running rats are sounds likethey're disrespected or around
here and now we're a part of their team.
We could use them up a little bit.
What if we smash this thing? Just to tell him know, this
feels like an important marker? That's Smash It.

(01:52:20):
Well, I guess they'll be there will be things to smash ahead.
Okay? Did you guys want to carve
something into this Stone statue?
Oh, go ahead and carve my like, holy symbol on there.
Okay, you carve in you get the three concentric circles.
Going on an open spot you see onthe side of the figures?
Stone cloak. Yeah.

(01:52:42):
All, just go ahead and start carving in Queen rare to see the
Fianna Valkyrie savior of the broken guide of the wandering
piece. Bringer are kind lady.
Who brings us from the Mist, thesoft hand of Harmony And then I
carve her little symbol that liquor.
Wish you had some boots to let George asshole.
Oh, Shit. Should I put down like like a

(01:53:06):
verse for like my God first, youkind of wrote a lot.
Oh yeah. You notice that or a face is
scroll little handwriting and the small font just to fit it
all in one little bot. Does look pretty dense.
Not a lot of people seem to be riding that much here.
Worth it. You all make note an interesting

(01:53:26):
sort of sight happens in front of you.
Samir seems to be pressing his hands up to the Petrified body.
Placing his head against sittingand pulling away investigating.
It closely, he pulls away thoughtfully and speak softly.
If I had more time, I could bring him back.
It would be. Not in his original form, but

(01:53:50):
this creature could become a stone Golem with the same baldy,
rather the same mind as before. It's really in there, this thing
is still alive, that's okay. We should put it in our bag.
I really wish she would have told us that before we like
marked him Yeah, I just I don't have the facilities here.

(01:54:11):
In fact, I don't even at my workshop, I just know the
process. We would need a lot of materials
and he Sighs and goes. I don't know if we can do it
right now. Well we're not shaking with us.
It starts like anybody else. It's good to come along and help
him. I do think we should leave some
other sort of marker here if we can.
Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah.

(01:54:31):
You know, even if the other shitheads that walk through here are
sort of assholes if we get rid of their one big marker, I feel
like it would really fuck him up.
Yeah, that's true. I think that probably be mad at
us but I, we can take him as long as we find a suitable
replacement. Can anyone shape Stone in a
similar way with magic? Right.

(01:54:55):
Well, at least for now. Can we leave him here?
And let's get him on the way back.
Okay, sounds good. I mean, what's the benefits to
leave him here? I don't, I think, we don't want
to make this harder for other adventurers.
Oh, and you're right. We're not, we just have always
tracked. There were some torn up wood out
there earlier. I could just go back and grab

(01:55:15):
some. We could like I don't know, post
it up here. Sorry, statues gone.
Stairways this way. Fuck you.
I mean, that would work. Yeah.
Yeah, I could I could build it into an arrow, pretty fast.
Let's do it. All right, give me a quick.
Um, I guess build the check. I want a survival check, please.
Oh yeah, not like sleight of hand to build.

(01:55:38):
Well, part of. It is also finding the right
materials and Scavenging for thewooden chunks 10, okay?
I mean, the, you know, DC was 10.
This is not a hard task, but yousort of make a just good enough.
Could shot a construction of a wooden sign that you can't stake
into the stone ground here. So instead you just sort of like
lean it up against the stone manwas and to me or gestures to the

(01:56:01):
bag of holding that you have higher.
I do think he'll be safe in there.
Or should we drop him in ulm's bag?
Death, do them's Bagels. I don't see any reason why he
would be harmed in the bag of holding, especially given he's
already in the state. I'm throwing men.
All right, I don't think we should throw man.
Let's put them in gingerly and you guys sort of Slide the bag

(01:56:23):
over his head and slowly start pushing pieces of him.
And it takes a little bit just sort of stretch out the edge of
the bag. Just Wide enough to fit him in
but after a few minutes you managed to shove this petrified
body in cool, that was weird. Oh sorry, I didn't mean to make
such a big thing of that. I just, you know, when you see,
you can help somebody. It's hard to ignore it.
Now smear, I think there was a very good judgment.

(01:56:44):
I'm I didn't know, he could be saved, I'm glad, oh wait, it's
just you just said it was weird.I think.
Having a bag. Over his head but it was it was
the best solution for sure. Oh yeah, this was good, your
marker looks good too out of face.
It look it's almost standing up on its own.
Nice don't patronize I mean okay.

(01:57:08):
All right, you guys continue forth.
Then um you find the staircase to the next floor.
This is not the sort of wide downward staircase, at the
previous ones have been but rather a spiral staircase thin
and narrow that's seems to descend at a steep angle.
It's single file down here, and you can't see the bottom,
because there's no hold down themiddle.

(01:57:29):
Instead, there's a thick Stone pillar, almost cavernous in
nature, like a Stalag tight, or rather, just like a column found
in caves it descends with these nasty, Jagged stairs sticking
out of it, that are almost difficult, terrain to climb
down, almost a little wet and slippery on your way.
As you move deeper, those final signs of civilization, start to

(01:57:51):
fade that stone path that you'reon.
Just a minute ago, is now given away to Raw uneven floor.
It just seems like the last remnants of humanity, scrawled
on that petrified, man. As you officially enter the
fifth level of the dungeon, it'slate.
Now you all feel like, if you wanted to, you could long rest
now and get ahead of the get ahead of the evening or you can

(01:58:13):
continue for a little bit longer, The Descent down the
spiral. Staircase takes a bit longer
than you all expect. Not because it's very deep, but
rather it's just like sort of dangerous crawling down.
Everyone's also someone will slip and you almost just take
out the two people in front of you about halfway down, you all
are met with the acrid smell of burning and you find about

(01:58:34):
halfway down the staircase, sortof pressed into the stairs are
too humanoid figures that look to have been burned to a cinder
pressed up against one. Another almost like in the
thing, where two bodies are Melted into one.
Oh, you look out. So that's not a good sign,
right? Should we be worried about traps
on the staircases? I think it was probably be fine

(01:58:57):
higher. It seems a lot of people use
these. So I don't know what did this to
them and you take a moment to look now and you see there's
really nothing recognizable about these figures at all
safer. Just the very edges of unburned
red robes that the two of them seem to have well bright red and
interesting. I guess, I guess there was a

(01:59:17):
skirmish down here. You don't think that was the
people you met earlier, right? It might be.
Oh, how like recent is like the burn.
Can we tell you can still smell the burning?
But give me an Arcana check if you want to know more.
I will roll in our comics. Oh my God, my plus five and for

(01:59:42):
what? Nine 22.
Oh. Um all right demos.
You get a look at this. And you think this probably
happened within the last like four hours or so?
Wow for recently. Yeah.
Very recent, you think the insides of these people are
probably still like white hot smolders, considering whatever

(02:00:03):
heat, it took to burn them. This bad was probably pretty
extreme. You also are able to tell pretty
immediately that this was done through magic.
It is not dissimilar to the remains of the people that you
created with that one Fireball. Oh no.

(02:00:25):
Hi. I think I think that was the
other group. I think these were the elves
right? Oh those.
Okay. Yeah, those guys were assholes.
Fuck okay. I honestly feel better about
that. Yeah.
And there's only two bodies, right?
As far as you can tell. Yeah, interesting.
I wonder what the third one. Maybe the third did this.

(02:00:46):
Okay. I guess I just don't see how
that be adventurous given you still have to go all the way
back out, but true, but sometimes you just fucking hate
someone who's not looking at East staring, right?
At the two bodies melted together.
He looks to be deep in thought. He's gonna be like looking at

(02:01:09):
Samir be looking at you. You know, higher, there are
spells that can turn friends into foes.
Well, said, the most even Spurs of confusion, that's an ugly
thought. I think we need to go forward
though. Assuming that a traveler did

(02:01:32):
this unfortunately rather than amonster.
Honestly, I mean, have we even encountered a single Monster
down here, there was that large troll like thing, but otherwise
not the one. Oh, right.
It's even seemed somewhat friendly, although it killed a
stag, but I mean, but that's just sort of hunting, I don't
know. You know, that's not like evil

(02:01:53):
per se. I honestly agree with Samir, but
I think we have much more of this to explore.
Yeah. As you guys.
You step over these two melted bodies.
It's a bit awkward especially with the slimy stairs to sort of
like scoop yourself around it without getting too icky in
there. But should be bringing these

(02:02:14):
bodies like up some for healers or also throw them in the bag
for peelers. I think I got caught our losses
here higher. These are unrecoverable.
Hmm. Yeah.
You need a fucking soup spoon, to get most of that up.
Do they have badges that all forwhich Guild?
They're with it if they did, they are long since melted away

(02:02:37):
the entire torsos and upper likelegs of these two individuals
have been like melted together into Black Rock.
It probably wouldn't even be worth it to do like a check for
any like, useful items, anythingon these guys just got melted.
You pass over just fine though and you guys can continue to

(02:02:57):
descend the next half of the stairs and as you descend the
air grows ever cooler and a faint Whispering draft wines up
through the tunnel corridor. After another five or so minutes
of descending, you all are met with a new smell before it was
just sort of like damp Stone. But now you're met with what

(02:03:19):
smells like blood and sweat but old iron is blood and sweat of
both man and animal that's been ground into the rocks and the
cavern walls here over centuries, you find yourself.
Now, exiting the staircase aftera long descent into, yet another

(02:03:41):
chamber of respite here, however, you are basically
alone, no torch sconces anymore.None of that sort of
civilizations, drapery not even the stone floor here to give you
all a bit of respite. There is Cavern walls Cavern.
Floors Wet Stone smoothed out, fairly well by what you imagine

(02:04:03):
our just years and years of people walking along them and
the natural thing but somewhat Rocky you'll likely need to lay
out a thick. tarp beneath your tent to get a good rest and I
said, almost alone because thereis one other sign of life in
here you find Sitting solitary in this room is a single red

(02:04:23):
robed Elven wizard. The figure is sat up in front of
a small. Looks like alchemical fire
magic. Campfire made up before him.
The fire burns bright and it looks to be a small pot on top
of it like a teapot perhaps or coffee pot or some sort of Stew
pot. And the figure is sitting before
it legs curled up behind him andhe quickly darts his head to

(02:04:47):
look at you. You descend out from the
staircase. No one else is here.
I think it's him. Like does he seem sad about it
or like you see him? He looks surprised to see other
people down here and he does look like a nervous in some way.
He sort of darts back and forth between the group of views,

(02:05:10):
assessing you out and then sort of lean back a bit trying to
look cool and collected. And then he averts his eyes back
to the teapot as if you wasn't looking and pretends to be doing
something else that you can tell, all of his attention is on
you. Yeah.
Like I don't want to like, cast the spell on him or anything,
you know. I feel like he'd know.
I think we should just say I like I can't believe he can just

(02:05:35):
sit there after what he did. I think we should tell him.
We know what he's done until answer first crimes in the
eternal. He will surely attack us for
that and we'll put him down, okay?
But then we're just killing him and I don't see a point in that
list of his friends, attacked him first.
Well then maybe we should ask you cite the story.

(02:05:56):
Maybe he needs help. I sure, but if we want to teach
him a lesson killing won't do that oh we could imprison him
know God just like a Stern talking to should have been that
spell that the lady of pain usedon Father Lucius Seems like a

(02:06:20):
really powerful spell. That's not evil.
It's it's, you know, he was a bad guy and, you know, he got to
live. That's not a good deal for me.
Almost like, no, it's worth. It's like, you know how?
I'm just a soul and I'm not evenalive, but I'm still a soul

(02:06:42):
Wesley's. Debatable!
Sure. I don't know.
He seemed he's he didn't seem different, but I don't know,
there were some remnants of him,at least, you know?
I'm, I know he's still wants to live at least true.

(02:07:03):
I also, but it's pretty yucky day.
Most All right, all right. We can we can drop the matter.
If you ever think I'm evil, please just kill my body.
People, I think that's kind of the point they must get where
you're coming from. I it's a i it's a somewhat

(02:07:26):
merciless punishment but also a very cruel punishment at the
same time. Haha.
It's like defiles, they're very being well.
You know, if they're an evil being and Anyways, we shouldn't
be talking about this in front of a new friend, perhaps.

(02:07:46):
Yeah, good point. So, we're we should approach and
talk to him. Listen to me to see, look, more
like a warrior type or a spellcasting type.
Just first impression, it's spellcasting for sure, the
robes. And you also notice a huge book
sort of strapped to his side, you recognize this immediately.
As a spellcaster, some sort of mage.

(02:08:09):
Man, why are we talking amongst ourselves, right?
Let's go talk with them a buddy.Now, look at this word.
Oh, Malik. Maybe man, no need to be afraid.
Me and my friends were just wondering did you kill your
buddies back there? Oh malagos malagos we could have
been more gonna dance around it.A little bit straightforward

(02:08:30):
into the point. I admire this side of you.
The figure looks like you all surprised and then horrified and
then angry. Yeah, standing up abruptly of
the Elven man is tall taller than malaga's by far.
In fact, he's might be the tallest humanoid here for demos
of course, he looks at you all and you see his sort of long

(02:08:54):
Elven years, almost glow red with anger as he goes.
Oh, I did not how dare you make those accusations, they struck
me. I was merely defending myself.
Luckily, they were discussing traitorous intento against me
and I was behind them, just a spell, but I heard their
discussion and I turned against them.
Just as I knew they would me. I struck first but It was to

(02:09:17):
protect myself. Nothing more what they say.
Like this package of of treason,they told one another, they said
once they acquired the great artifact down here, then they
would kill me and split the reward 50/50 between the two of
them. They only needed me to get down

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here. That's what they spoke of.
Ah, you Say treason are you likesome sort of official they were
supposed to serve? Well, I'm using language of the
high court because I'm a sophisticated man.
Are you a commoner? No sir, I am the highest night
of Queen City and I would expectyou not to be smart her name by
proxy a night good, the law. But you could pick this up if

(02:10:00):
perhaps you arrive before I do, explain to them, that there are
individuals working inside and he sort of looks like you now.
And there's this look of worry in his eyes as if he's like
sharing some evil secret and he goes inside the fog foot
program, there are people looking to harm their fellow

(02:10:20):
man. It's a guild.
Yes, we are a great and powerfulGuild.
And I am one of the Great Red Knights of spellcasters who are
ventured down here to collect Goods to today, we were meant to
go on a simple Mission. We are mainly down here to
collect some wedding ring of some individual.

(02:10:41):
They were gonna split a wedding ring.
Well, it's not just a red ring, you see?
It was actually a great magical artifact that the wearer had no
clue of its potential wore. It merely as a band of devotion
it never using its true power. Was there a reason you had to
kill them Beyond repair. You could have at least left

(02:11:02):
them for revivers. I did what I had to its was the
only way I knew that they would stay down and besides revive
what so they could come and findme and kill me again.
I can't allow it then what happened?
Thank you. We're going to betray me, I mean
sure but you still killed them first.
It was moral, but yes, I supposeit was a bit legally murky.

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Elaborate, the figure notices, it is Rage that he's becoming a
bit disheveled and he takes a deep breath and flattens out.
His red robe and sits back down by the pot.
And goes, I was actually insteadof Defense, nothing more, I'm
sure generous. Good people like yourself
aligned with goodness, agree with this matter.
Please feel free to rest here. I'd be happy to help you keep

(02:11:50):
Lookout tonight. He just to the large empty room.
That's okay. I don't want you to mistake us
for betraying, you what? I think was hired means is,
we're just a bit worried to workwith you, Ohio.
That's your name. It's a pleasure to meet you and

(02:12:11):
you gave him my name. I am higher.
My name is El. His Newnan threat.
It's nice to meet you. I'm sorry.
It's under these circumstances, do not apologize, my friend
higher, you merely caught me in a difficult moment.
As you might most Travelers in this dungeon, but I have
realigned myself and will continue the mission without

(02:12:32):
those two fools I could have done it without the name.
Anyway, how difficult is to findsome lost wedding ring down
here. Probably not too hard like well,
like guess we aren't reporting you or anything so we can just
both be on our way. Sure.
But I plan to spend the night here.
Feel free to do so yourself. Thank you.

(02:12:53):
I appreciate it. I do believe we need to get
going and continue moving though.
Yeah. Be worried the 5th floor.
I believe is the start of the true dungeon of the undermount.
Thank you. The figure nods to you guys and
slinks back into a spot up against the wall back pressed
against the tightly. Hey, I'm ready to leave.

(02:13:18):
I'm scared. He's gonna also think.
We're gonna like tell on him andthen he'll get us.
But something to keep an eye on.Okay.
Excellent. So you guys make your way out of
this little safe room, then leaving behind this red.
Robed wizard on your way out theelf watches you on your entire
walk out, barely blinking as he does.

(02:13:39):
So, and just as you guys turn the corner, Malaga says, perhaps
a bit too loudly. Yeah, that guy.
Totally fucking killed him on purpose.
Jason Ellis know. We don't think that you're dumb
know. I know it.
Not thank you. He just threw a week, sort of

(02:14:02):
what a fucking pansy fireball out of his left ass cheek at his
friends, you know, if we see it coming, we can fight back.
I don't know what you're inferring.
But either way, I think we must leave this man here and I think
we can beat that asshole. The wedding band thing was a
floor. Five question up there, and
we're going all the way down to six.

(02:14:23):
Baby know, we're going down before 5 now.
Oh, yeah, but we're going further, right?
We're going to six, right. On to six.
Yeah, see well when, when we plan on camping for the night,
I've done much today. Yeah, that's felt pretty long
though. I mean, we could probably just

(02:14:44):
go to bed right now. Man, like, I really need to make
you better. I'm worried about you, man.
You made me better? What the fuck?
You have a disease. Like serious one, what?
You have a disease. Ugly, bitch!
And drum. Oh can I get an apply from
anyone? Please my my brother's life is

(02:15:05):
at stake. I'm sorry.
You're tired. Oh my God.
I wish we could keep going. Oh my God.
All right fine. Fine fine.
Yeah, great. Sort of the whole brother line
malice. Yeah.
All right. Okay, great.
Let's keep going then and you guys continue forth on floor 5.
Now, the signs of humanity have seemingly vanished.

(02:15:29):
There are still rare signs of looting.
You find more and more of these what you might call like a small
areas of just like someone has been here.
Before, for example, dust has been knocked off of a door frame
or a door has been left open. And you see, it's been propped
open with a rock or even rooms that looks like they may have

(02:15:51):
had valuables in them one that were very easy.
Knowed have been taken, but now,it feels like you are.
Truly dungeon crawling. This feels like, if any of you
have in your past crawled, a dungeon before, this is about
how most of them feels perhaps visited once a while ago, but it
feels very wild. Very Arcane.

(02:16:12):
There are scuttling sounds and Loud whooping.
Sounds in the distance that you're not sure the origin of
animal sounds creature. Sounds maybe maybe even human
sounds, but there it's a bit louder down here.
This sort of still quiet air. That was above, you has been
replaced by the sound of Life breathed into this floor.
Fifth floor. This one is more dangerous than

(02:16:35):
the previous, so I will have youguys roll a survival, check to
pass through it, but um, the DC's have changed a bit and have
become a bit more volatile. Additionally, on this floor, you
guys are going to need to make two survival checks to fully
pass. So two, random counters.
Oh 17. All right, so got a 17.

(02:16:58):
Oh, I rolled again because I'm stupid.
But funnily enough, I got the same thing both times such as a
14. Very nice.
All right. You guys believe it or not, I
got the same role as last time with 13 13 average, the 12th
average baby that is averaged huge, but as you guys walk along

(02:17:19):
here, now this floor is very spread out.
It is dense with all sorts of what you think are the stench of
things that have happened. So much recently.
There are nasty, crawling things, crawling all over bugs,
that are much bigger than our previous floors and having a

(02:17:39):
firelight out here, actually feels a bit more dangerous.
Now that you you guys almost seeShapes in the shadows in front
of you move around quickly. I almost as if there are
creatures just on the outskirts of your Visions watching you,
but this could just be a trick of the light.
Okay. Light off malice.
You can hold on to someone. Don't you have to hold on to

(02:18:01):
someone too higher dark. Not hold on to each other.
Neither. Do.
I hold on the aura. I pick up Doom.
If it lets me. Yeah.
What why did you do that for? Us, so it doesn't get lost.

(02:18:22):
It's seems as if Doom gives off a sort of natural low, and I
just okay, he sort of straightens out his black
clothes and goes, I'm in the pendant, haha.
We are a party. Yes, I trust you all.
Um, what is a good spot for me to go?

(02:18:44):
If I can't see perhaps in the middle of the group?
Yes. Yeah.
Okay. He sort of steps in line right
up next. You the most all flank him and
hold Dooms glowing on one side. Holy Spirit, right?
I can't say anything. Or can I go next to him, too?
Like to one more. Yeah.

(02:19:06):
All right. So, you guys can continue forth
as part of your idealized path. Dual, you take a lot of zigs and
a lot of zags. You travel through these Rocky,
cavernous rooms, each of them, again, sort of like, a room of a
house in some way, or there are again more dining rooms in here,

(02:19:27):
which you imagine perhaps long since used by the you all
recall. This was a Dwarven mithril
mining site before it was a dungeon.
So these could have been Dwarveneating holes, you find great,
bastions of ornaments. They were like Lee used once
before as a Armory for the people who lived here that have

(02:19:47):
since been all knocked over and all the stone tools, here,
looked somewhat valueless, thereare rooms that look like they
used to be tailored a rooms thatlook like, they used to be
butchers and stone masons. These rooms, you can sort of
identify based on large tools. And supplies that would have
likely been used by these ends that are not the very valuable

(02:20:10):
per se. And especially because they're
just and just the general layoutof these rooms you find bath
houses with empty holes, where water once been you even find a
room, it might have been a pool room but the entire pool has
been completely drained and inside you find a Bed of thin,
powdered skeleton, but bones that had been powdered and

(02:20:30):
dropped in here. You're not sure what for Jesus.
That's fucking gross. Don't like that.
Watch to go swimming in the balls in my right?
No. Eventually you guys make your
way into a long thin pathway that you note as being likely
important on the way as you notice, there are torch sconces

(02:20:51):
here again. Lit up this pathway descends
into the ground, a bit, about 10feet of stairs, you have to
crawl down, sort of half Hazard because there's these wet Cavern
steps. And eventually, they all drop
into a pool of mud. This mud is not that thick or
deep. You would wager about four feet

(02:21:11):
deep in total and is a little runny.
And in fact, there seems to be asort of extra runny layer right
on the top of the mud, like, a bit of water, wasn't quite able
to seep into the mud and sit still right on the top though.
It's black dark black, sort of watery liquid on top.
You guys travel down into this Malaga makes a big Huff, Jason,

(02:21:33):
this is fucking gross and you see there's about a 40 50 foot
hole way, that leads all the wayto another stair.
Exit this gross mud and back outinto likely, more Caverns, the
torch, sconces on the walls. All seemed about high up above
the mud level here and a lure. Oh, it goes without saying that
orifice is like visibly ill. Um, you guys sort of start,

(02:21:56):
stepping in, I don't want to go in there.
I feel like I'm gonna get my clothes.
Dirty looks some years, clothes are brand new.
It's so dirty in that. You make those clothes last
night? Samir know, I've had them.
Well, we're adventurers. This is Were Meant to get dirty
malagos, true. I said, he just doesn't have to
lick himself clean when it's allover.

(02:22:17):
I don't even say anything. Just easy, fine.
He just sends into the mud four.Feet of mud is like over half of
your bodies for women higher forthe small folk here.
I mean it's over half of our bodies for everybody coming up
to your shoulders. Otherwise dulum is a gunky.

(02:22:39):
Um and higher you've got mud allup in your armor.
Yeah just um this is an interesting question that I'm
gonna ask here, what else passive perception?
Oh, 14. DB Beyond eight.

(02:23:07):
You know, sometimes things happen sometimes it's 8:14.
Dulum 12. Oh my God, it's all ass have
minus one to whiz. I don't know famous as an
eighth. Okay, well, um, what is yours

(02:23:28):
working order? I guess, I Mean me and Dylan
could be up front, okay. You guys are up front.
Um behind you then is Samir and demos and then hire your
bringing up the rear with I guess.
Malice fuck man. Not against you.
I just hate being not in the middle.
Yeah. No this sucks.
I feel like I'm drowning One surprising point of note here.

(02:23:53):
Dulum you find, as you guys. We can trudging through this mud
that it is surprisingly lubricating for you.
Your internal joints of specialty.
Sort of reminds you of back on mechanics, when you would take
great oil baths, this is surprisingly Pleasant.

(02:24:13):
You like being all oiled up quite nice.
I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try to pretend how you
feel about this. That's a great idea, not
working, but I'll tell you when it does.
A sort of good to get dirty in away because you know you get to
wash it all off afterwards. Um as you guys make it about

(02:24:35):
halfway now it I mean I got nothing fucking say to that.
There's nothing about casting shape water for real.
All, you know, you could like clear out a little Court, walk
off. How do you feel about that idea,
fire? What?
To shape a little Corridor with shape water.

(02:24:56):
Yeah, that might be a good idea later.
Once we're out. Well, maybe you could like shape
the water off of us, you know. So we can get dry.
Really. Yep.
But that could do that too. Will be nice and clean.
In no time. Once we get past, whatever the
hell this is you guys are. It's it's the mud is starting to
get thick around the middle area.
You notice that there is sort ofa natural floor, a bottom,

(02:25:18):
rather a bottom of a circular. What am I trying to say here?
There is a natural. Well, point in this hallway
where it's a bit deeper than elsewhere and you guys think
only about a half a foot deeper in the middle here but each step
is seemingly more difficult thanthe last year around here.
You become aware of the fact that each of your steps seems to

(02:25:39):
be releasing up the aroma of methane.
Oh, terrible. The moment.
This registers Duelo your foot, hit something hard and you
immediately regret it the sound of a closing.
Are trap is muffled by the heavypitch of the mud around you, but

(02:26:01):
you watch in horror as the Torches that line.
The walls, all drop off of theirsconces immediately, and a
slow-moving Blaze starts at the edges of this oily.
Muddy Corridor. I don't know if the orc, but
I'll cast It Anyways. Um, just for, um, for theater of

(02:26:26):
the Mind, the corridors 40 feet long.
It's about 10 feet wide here andyou guys are halfway through 20
feet from either side dolem. Your foot feels hard trapped as
the bear trap closes quickly around your foot.
It crunches into your metal hurting and you feel some
stinging pain shooting up through your body as it deals.
Oh big role. One damage.

(02:26:50):
We're going to be freeze. We need to go.
We need to go the fire starts. Licking around the edge.
What would you guys like to do? We need it.
Do them out of the Trap, right? I'll hold my breath and go under
since I was leading to them. You hold your breath to breathe
in and you sink your head under,as you go to dip your head under

(02:27:11):
it smacks the surface of the mudfirst kind of stinging, your
face a bit and then you slowly push in its thick and heavy.
And you can, I mean, you can't see it all under here, as you
try to push your body beneath it.
I just want to feel around underneath and feeling that
well, okay, I am going to roll intelligence check for my own
benefit. Okay, because I'll give you guys

(02:27:34):
all something to do. And then the fire will reap in
at a rate of about five feet perlike around here as it spreads
around. As you stick your head in or a
face, you find that you are immediately met with the oily
sensation in. Here, it stings your eyes and
mouth and no as not, okay, you're right.
You got goggles on you. So just your nose and mouth

(02:27:55):
staying as you feel warm oil pressed up against it almost
like gasoline? Yes, okay.
I got a 1500 check so or if I just I think sort of
instinctively begins to slow down his movements slowly.
But with purpose, okay? You slow down with purpose.
And you find the mud gives away just a little more.
You just to see if this bear trap is even connected to the

(02:28:21):
bottle, or if it's free standing, you reach in and you
feel around and give me a perception check.
I'm gonna need that with disadvantage because you can't.
Yeah. What would the rest of you guys
like To be doing shit. What's going on down there?
Malik James. I guess I have a couple
questions Mason, yes. And let's see.
So, how how tall is the mud? The mud right at this specific

(02:28:43):
spot is four and a half feet deep, okay?
Does does the mud count as the ground, why slash?
Um, it's an interesting thought.What do you have a spell in mind
for this? Uh, yeah, for for tensors
floating disc it specifically floats, three feet above ground,
Um give me an Arcana check for that, to sort of gamify that

(02:29:07):
nice 16. Okay, you think that?
Because this is like thick enough mud here that it would
count as ground, you could probably get a disc above it,
okay? Um then for my action, I will
probably cast tensorflow dentist.
Okay. You spawn a disc and it pops
into existence. You want to just like a few

(02:29:28):
inches above the surface of the mud.
Oh yeah, yeah for sure. All right.
You see it pop into existence. It floats there.
Now heavy and you see the fire roaring against the edges of the
muddy Corridor, that you're all in slowly creeping in the fire
rages pretty high here. You actually see that it rages
up to almost the ceiling of thisarea.
So, just standing on the disc. You might still be afflicted by

(02:29:50):
some fire damage, but at least you'd be out of mud itself or a
Facebook. What was your perception?
That one. You reach around you, find
something you pull on it really hard and you're like no this is
attached to the ground and as you begin pulling on it do them.
You feel someone pulling on yourother foot.
The one that's not bear trapped.Sorry.

(02:30:12):
Wrong foot. Can I hear?
No, you are deafened. Yeah.
Or who's older? I just free.
That was my other foot shit backunder Back to work.
Great. Um hi would you like to do
anything? Just there seemed to be like a
like a source of the fire like is this pain like cast as a

(02:30:36):
spell from the place torch sconces that were on the wall?
All dropped their torches. So they sort of come out from
the walls equidistant from all the Torches that were lined up
against the wall. It's basically like two lines
from the edges, creating world. Oh, so it was like mechanical
and yeah, imagine that whatever.Dulum just stepped on, might

(02:30:56):
have mechanically triggered, allof these torches to get dropped
out. Okay, so um, so the spell magic
would not help unfortunately notthe fire is already lit.
You believe now that this mud isoil based not water.
So you actually think shape water might never done this.
Um, can we see like the end of this mud pit?

(02:31:18):
You look, you can it's only 20 feet away.
Okay. Um, and it's dual amount.
Yeah. Do them is still just standing
there. Do a little bit.
Do you have a I guess, you don'thave facial expressions but do
you want to be doing anything right now?
Um, I would love to try to get my foot off out of the Matrix.
All right, you're still trapped in the bear trap.
Give me a I suppose an Athleticscheck to play yourself out.

(02:31:41):
You're grappled so Athletics to pull yourself up.
Okay using a luck Point um I gota 21.
Oh yeah that's great. You reached out now sort of bat
Warface his hands out of the way.
Reach your hands around the beartrap and wrench.
It open and it hurts as you do. So you find the bear trap was
armed with some sort of Hooked Spike that got into your

(02:32:03):
metallic components just so thatas you pull it out, it hurts
almost as much as it went going in sort of like a fish hook
might. Um so as you pull it out, you're
Afflicted with yet another. Oh this is the big roll eight
points of damage as it Yanks outof your body and scrapes hard
against your medal. Hey look we got an average
damage realtor. You are now freed dulum from the

(02:32:27):
trap beneath you, but you guys are still in a starting to get
really warm. You guys, hear some shouts from
behind you with Samir goes. Oh, let's go.
What's going on? I am feeling very stuck right
now. Do we need something?
A move forward immediately. Oh okay.
Um higher. As you sort of turn to Samir to
say this, you notice something abit unnerving.

(02:32:49):
Samir is sloughing off at the edges.
The mere ambient heat of the fire.
Just five feet away. You see his?
Facial features starting to droop down a bit.
He looks extremely scared though.
It might just be the drooping ofhis face.
I freaked the fuck out and try to start shoving them in the

(02:33:11):
bag. You good.
I don't want to go on the back. I don't want to go on there.
Yes, I don't do well with fire. This is scary, can I cast shape
water or not shape water, create, or just can I create
water at the fire? Yes, you can 10.

(02:33:32):
Gal. Okay, nice.
You create 10 gallons of water. That is a lot.
It's not enough to douse out allof the fires here.
You merely sort of push it back for around smoldering at a
decent amount of it and forcing it to rebuild itself from
further down. The water is created, and you
all hear a lot of sound is the water slams Into the Fire and

(02:33:52):
spreads out, on top, the oil Samir starts pushing up On his
face a bit. It.
Can we get out of here? Now, the most, how many can your
disc fit? Let's have a way to capacity of
500 pounds, so if that's Too, tiny people, two medium.
Well, three medium people into. It's not gonna be all of us.

(02:34:13):
Samir get in the bag. Samir holds his hands up.
I really don't want to go in there.
I didn't see his hair starts slowly sliding off of his top of
his head. He nervous comically nervous and

(02:34:37):
you looked at, okay. All right.
Okay. Okay, yes that's do that.
And he tries to Rancho open the bag to get in the fastest
runner. I'll hop in.
After okay, as you begin crawling in the fire begins
spreading out another five feet,the area in which higher,

(02:35:00):
throughout some water, the area immediately around you guys does
not increase in width, but, you know, both behind you.
And in front of you, the fire starts closing up the Gap
Burning Brightly almost donating.
You guys into this little area in the center where there's
still no heat hot enough to burnyou.
And so it's around the edge. We want to run off of as well.
Yes, it looks like you'll have to make your way through some

(02:35:21):
Flames. They're not as bright and as
high as the ones on the edge is,but it's still there.
Okay, I'll just take the fire. I can cast some running spells
on myself to get through it and put your in the bag.
Wait, no. We have the disc question I
saying. Okay.
Should get in the back except they most I want to jump in the

(02:35:41):
back. Okay.
Yeah, everyone get in the back. Everyone get in the back.
So much trust in damos. Um okay so higher gets in after
higher or a face. You want to try to get in the
bag? Yes.
Or a face. You go to push in and you find
there is no room. Oh you look in there.

(02:36:02):
You see higher and Samir and thegiant petrified Stone all pushed
up against each other. Really, there is not much room
left it back up. Holdings are large, but they
can't fit more than that. There's only three of us in the
disc takes 500. There's no way we add up to 500
pounds, all three of us films, like, and half a person size

(02:36:24):
wise personality. I still have many men work, so
Mason. Um, the speed of the disc is
sort of up for interpretation tothe DM because it just
specifically says that it stays within 20 feet of you.
So if you had to rule on the speed of the floating desk,

(02:36:45):
would you say I would I would say it's we'll just say it's
your base speed. So you go 30 feet per round.
Yes. So that that I think that's
that's a fair speed. It can go on its own because it
stays within 20 feet of you so it has to go your speed exactly.
So that that feels like a fair assumption.
So it will say, it can go 30 feet per round while you're at

(02:37:06):
it well, a little because, then here's my other caveat, okay, if
I teleported away from it, how fast would it go to catch up
with an interesting thought? Well, I mean, So let's see to
move to catch up to you. I wouldn't be able to teleport.
I feel like but I guess you meanthis.

(02:37:27):
It's not actually raw, so we'll just have to feel it out.
I would say it could probably move about as fast as you could
possibly move, which is 60 feet per round if you're sprinting.
So we'll just say 60 feet per hour, which is easily enough to
clear the edge of the fire and this room, it would still have
the past through with. I would say it wouldn't
teleport. Oh, I mean, gosh, if if you guys

(02:37:49):
are willing, if if Doolin wants to Vortex, work me to the HUD,
to the other end of the pits, then like 20 feet, like passed
the lip of it, then I feel like that could work.
I'm going to try anything. I don't want to burn alive, she
was Yeah. Mason can we like guesstimate to

(02:38:13):
like like so like 60 feet per round right going through fire
like how much fire damage? Would you think one would take
from that? You would guess just one
instance of it. However however much it does in
one flash, you think being on fire would be much worse, you
don't think it would catch on fire being on it but it would

(02:38:33):
just sort of be a flash heat of damage and then it would be over
trudging through the fire in themud which is again it's like
really you gotta push against it?
You think you would it would be a lot of burn.
Um, so if you want to roll though, a I suppose a survival
check for me. I will give you a nice amount
that you think the damage. Oh right 14.

(02:38:56):
Okay, you look at it, you think it could be anywhere between 26
and 5 D6 damage of like flashy Jesus.
You guys would probably survive.That But hey, guys.

(02:39:18):
Are still here. Fuck you.
I'm so here. I'm gonna be fine.
All right, Thomas. Yeah.
Yeah. Check this out.
And you see him stretch out his arms and he slowly starts
running as fast as he can. In the mud toward the open
flames on the other end. Can I intercept him?
I was in front of him and it's really slow mud.
You go to jump in front of him. Yeah.

(02:39:38):
And push him aside the Flames. Continue roaring now but you
guys want to do. All right, so I'm thinking
everyone gets on the desk holds on and do them four times.
Sports me to the 20 past 20 feet.
Past the lip. Sure.
That sounds good. All right.
But wait. Where's dulum on the desk?
Oh, I thought you were in the bag.
No higher went in the back. Okay, let's go.

(02:39:59):
Okay. Um, like this climbs on the disc
with you or a face, you trudge through the mud.
Climb on the disc as well. Do most you're still in the
Flames. Now, when you see the Flames
creep, another five feet towardsyou from all sides, boxing you
in. Now, to a small little Corridor
that you have of, and the heat is started to become blistering
on. Either side of, you would Burns

(02:40:19):
hot and bright, the oil testing a steam of smoke into the air.
That's slowly began descending. Now obscuring, your view
slightly and making your voice is raspy.
I I'm ready when you are doing them.
Oh, thumbs up, and then, I'll tell her.
Okay, the most you hear a soft flicking sound in your head, is

(02:40:43):
you your vision warps and changes as you appear on the
other side of the flames, it's much cooler over here.
You even find a couple steps up that Cave Vibe of this dungeon
really saves off the heat of this little Corridor.
But you see this disk now accelerating towards you.
It begins speeding up to 60 feet, Lightning Fast, not quite

(02:41:06):
as fast as some, that is left us.
The cat is evil. I keep seeing her little polls
under the door. It is quite cool.
Yeah, it's higher. This is nice.
And here, you're like flashes. Like on me.
It is Clay, it is just warm clay, okay.

(02:41:28):
I'll think of it that way, haha.Yes, they got this right?
Uh, I give it like an 80% chance.
Yes, I heard. Yes, of course.
I mean, the worst thing that could happen is if somehow this
bag caught fire, which then we would be throwing out to some
distant play in quite violently that would suck.
Yeah. But they made a good plan.

(02:41:52):
The right people are carrying the bag, I'm sure.
I'm sort of gave it to probably Deimos.
Yeah, I The disco's flowing forward flowing, forward
spinning through the fire as it does.
So um, all of the people on board, I would like you guys to
suffer for me, a whopping High, Roll 17 points of fire damage as

(02:42:17):
you're thrown through the burning hot flames of oil.
Oh, that is for Aura face. Doom and Malice Malaga starts
bleeding. I'm bleeding bad dulum.
How you lookin'? And I got bear traps so of
course, I'm bleeding, he's bleeding boys.
Oh great, this is actually a great time for us to spit out.
Well actually, hold on, let me get ahead of myself.

(02:42:40):
The group of you are thrown for by the disc.
In fact, the momentum of it all suddenly stopping right by demos
throws you all off. Sort of like a fucking, you
know, it's like a 20 mile per hour car, hit in the wall.
So you guys all slam into the stone steps which are nice and
cool actually, which sort of helped the sort of immediate

(02:43:00):
Flash. Burn that you guys all got you
all have your eyebrows singed now.
Even Dooms up in the edges of all of your clothing.
Got crisped up a little bit as you're all thrown against the
steps. Clear of the Trap as the fire
begins burning hotter and hotterinside of this Corridor, as you
guys will smack into the walls here.

(02:43:20):
I would like for dulum please toroll a d10.
Oh, Oh, I got a tree. Okay, Doom.
Um, this actually comes by way of your foot.
That got torn up by the spikes. You guys all have a moment to

(02:43:41):
land here and catch your breath and the bag gets rattled, which
for higher, you and Samir, you'dsort of shakes your whole world
as you go. This is unpleasant now.
Yeah, yeah. Rock to a stop and get up and
you all see doom and do them. You know, there's a swell out of

(02:44:01):
your foot. We'll say it's your right foot
that got stuck in the Trap. So right out of the toe region,
there is a blindingly white light shooting, right out.
It shoots out in an, almost a single line darting back into
the corridor where all the Flames were and it's brilliantly
white. It almost illuminates this whole

(02:44:22):
staircase back up to the regularlevel of the dungeon here and as
you sort of twist your foot backand forth.
You notice that this Little white, laser beam twists with it
back and forth in a perfect straight line.
Oh, that's a cool fucking trick duel him had to do with that red
hands, I guess. Oh, amen.
At me. Let's see if it hurts know, I

(02:44:44):
have enough healing to do. Okay, You pointed out malagos,
he wins his first second and then he looks down and you look
at him and it doesn't seem to behurting him, he looks at it.
He sort of opens his like the top of his shirt for a moment
just like. Had you point it right at his
chest and his heart and he looksat it and you peel away from it

(02:45:06):
and you look down and it's very ever.
So slightly red like it. He has been been in the Sun for
a while but you don't see any damage.
Okay, now what I'm in my eyes. No okay slowly am it up and of
course he just goes not like it's a screams echo down the

(02:45:31):
corridor. Jesus, are you okay?
I got Fucking Sage Jason, still love.
That was so bright. It was like, look at the Sun.
Seems like it's couldn't have been more your fault.
Well, I guess. No, I'm not mad at dual.
I mean, I asked him to do it. Okay else?
That's yeah, I appreciate the self-awareness blinking that

(02:45:53):
fucking stars over here. Jesus.
Let me, let me hear you all that.
That was a lot. Yeah, thank you.
Yeah, yeah. Also start going around and
casting prestidigitation to clean anyone who wants to be
clean? Oh nice.
Oh wow. Yeah, well that sounds good.
Hey, well plant, you know, propsto for Doula and demos for doing

(02:46:16):
that little disc move on the teleport that was good.
You know, I was ready to just get burnt up me in a world.
We were gonna hoof it. I was going to run.
That's interesting. Wait, dulum, can you do that
little teleport thing on your shelf?
No, huh. Well, pity.
You were the one who got stuck in that trap.
Well, wait, that's right. I'll just put or a face up front

(02:46:37):
next time. Oh yeah.
Fucking with the orges. Like, it's my job.
Hey, guys, I see you look at August now and you see he looks
really surprised. And for second you're confused
and then you notice no, he's notsurprised his eyebrows.
Have just been burned right off.He didn't raise his non-existent

(02:47:05):
eyebrows to look even more prized.
What? Your face, dude.
It's all jacked up. What?
No, it's not. It's not, it's not all jacked up
and you see at this point higher, you know, you've been
healing people. Samir also emerges from the bag
and he looks at you or face and then he covers the space and he
goes. I know it's Audible.
I can, I can go to bed right here.

(02:47:34):
He tries to cover his face for me.
I do have to touch it, which means I am, Just crying his
hands. All right?
Are you all? So, not looking know, I'll look
okay, give me an Arcana check. Please to put everything back
where it's supposed to do so. Um, higher, who are you?

(02:47:56):
Healing and demos. You were also what you guys do,
casting? I cast Mass healing word.
So I heal everyone for 11. God bless your soul.
No longer bleeding. Oh, go ahead.
Oh, malagos. Coming here, I'll fix that for
you. X-Men the most you're the best,

(02:48:17):
you know, that of course of course like and I get out my my
little portable ink. Well I like dipped my thumb in
it and I just like smear eyebrows.
Oh yeah, I was. I thought we were gonna do some
healing but oh yeah. All right.
All right. You just thumb them on the real
good. Give me a slide of handshake.
Oh yeah. Good or face which you get.

(02:48:40):
Oh I got 240. Exactly goes perfectly aligned.
It is perfect. Samir grabs.
This face feels really fast and then he looks at you hands down
now. He looks exactly as boring.
He gives you a completely and utterly neutral Smile as he
goes. Oh what a face.

(02:49:00):
That was so wonderful. Thank you prettier than before.
You are stunning. Oh what you your ability to
perform magic so successfully stuns me.
Okay, better yeah, sure. Thank you.
Sir my friend Appreciate your assistance there.

(02:49:25):
Uh this is a good. The brass opposed to six times
to be that everyone looks ugly. Sometimes I mean malicious wakes
up every day like that. And I find fuck you man.
Would you get on your road? Do you want to four?
A strong. Oh, yeah.
All right. The most.
You sum it on there. Big time.

(02:49:45):
We're talking caterpillars on here.
You Are the thickest bushiest eyebrows?
They might, there might be more here than there is on his actual
head, just visually perfect Malibus.
Exactly the same. You raise his eyebrows up and
down its recycling expressing Heturns to you now.

(02:50:07):
Our Facebook goes. Hey I look beautiful everyday
races. I piss off.
All right, what are you doing? Fuck you.

(02:50:30):
Just heal me, please. I mean, Malik is I can't really
do any healing. I mean I can clean you, but
Malicious. You look fine?
We all just survived something horrific.
Fuck you clean analogous and extra cure wounds.
Okay. Um nine You see the bright burn

(02:50:52):
spots on malaga's disappear, even.
So the sort of red mark on his chest, from Dooms laser, also
subsides his eyebrows, his eyebrows.
If they did grow back, you, you can't tell the black ink is just
everywhere. No Malice when I clean you.
I could probably take the eyebrows off, but but do you

(02:51:12):
really want that? Don't you like your new look, I
can't tell but orifice is laughing at it.
Is it funny? You know, depends on the
perspective malangas. Maybe I kind of like it, you
know, Amos get a done better, you give him throw a healing, a
cured wounds this way. It looks good, I do love from
the healing. You received the laser beam

(02:51:33):
coming out of your foot. Also disappears, you notice the
weight does. So sort of the plating over your
foot gets repaired over the holeand it leads you to believe that
these white hot light is probably inside of you all the
time now and this is probably the first time you've really
recognized that cool party trick.
You know. I bet if we poke holes in here
like little pinpoint holes do them, you could be like a disco

(02:51:55):
ball. Let's not do that.
We ever need late. I could put a hole in me.
No, that's right. I think too long.
I thought you said you didn't have any holes.
We don't need to change that. Mutations.

(02:52:16):
That involve self-harm or bad. I've learned.
Yeah, I've heard, you know, if Itake a moment, this is a good
time for me to say and Samir looks a lot better now much less
melty that I am extremely and mykind as a whole lot of extremely
weak to fire. It is extremely dangerous for

(02:52:38):
me. And I just thought this is a
good time to share this with youall.
Yes, I learned that recently. Thank you.
It, why didn't you want to get in the bag?
He closes his mouth and opens itagain.
Slowly and goes. It is by that means of
transportation more or less thatI was lost from my plane and

(02:52:59):
sent to sarcasm. Ah, really, I'm sorry.
So wait, Plain by accident. Yes, no, I thought Fabrics took
him know. He's talking about when he went
to sarcastic from the city of brass from my home.
Yes, from the city of brass, I did not want to go to Circuit.
I was right here by complete mistake.

(02:53:20):
Here. Yes, that's why I've been trying
to get home, not because I missed it for sentimental
reasons. Well, I have, but because I was
taking from there, I want to go home.
My father, probably believes me dead.
I always thought you got in a fight with your father and left
on purpose. No, I miss him.
Oh, I miss home. I did not want to be here,

(02:53:41):
forgive my hesitancy. I just know that these items,
these bags of holding mine was not the back of holding
specifically, but in theory of spaces that are larger than
their exterior or dangerous, they are not as resilient as
they look once small tear and poof, there you go.

(02:54:01):
I suppose I was lucky to get sarcastic as my destination.
I think others have gotten much worse which was the item.
The small plane you were in it was similar to a bag of holding.
It was a what you might call it.A safe of storage tier than
itemized. It could be opened at in the
location from different safes. You want to understand what were

(02:54:27):
you doing in there. He looks like you and you see
his eyes sort of narrowed just atad.
And he goes, I will share that story another time.
I think we should get the same for, it's a long story.
I will share it with you though.This is not a trying to dodge.
I just want to prioritize here. Understood are, you went through
that Samir? Yeah, that's all right.

(02:54:47):
It went well this time but forgive my a bit of sarcasm in
the bag earlier. I was just very up to two of us
Samir. We could get you home if you
want it, I would like that. I don't want to prioritize that
it is not something I need to doimmediately.
Let us first. Make sure that The more
immediately issues are dealt with, but if ever, there is a
time, we might travel to a different plane.

(02:55:08):
I believe, I could give you all a great.
Great visit to the city of brasssounds good, wonderful.
Okay. Uh, quick quick question Samir
isn't this? The city of brass like on fire
like all the time. Actually it's quite interesting.
If you'd like to discuss this while we walk here the most and
he starts moving forward and youguys continue through the

(02:55:29):
dungeon now is speaks a bit quietly.
Now all the same it is you know you guys are traveling through a
dungeon, so you're sort of whispering a bit.
Yeah. Oh my God.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Ah, here are my notes haha. As I was saying, no, the city of

(02:55:53):
brass, you think it would be on fire for this found in the plane
of Elemental fire. But actually it is set in an
enormous chemistry of brass. That is why it is named so it's
some 40 miles across. It is functionally like a
curtain that protects the city from the heat.
You'd assume that perhaps the heat would just insulate in here

(02:56:14):
and create some sort of oven butthe city of brass is run by an a
freight. If you're on the way of this, it
is a type of Jeannie. And this Gene is been
Unshackled, which means it is willing and able to make as many
wishes as his once. One of which was to make the
city of brass climate controlledmagically.
This means the brass Circle. The hemisphere is magically

(02:56:37):
Enchanted to keep in the cool air albeit still pretty hot.
This is roughly in Freedom Units90 to 100 degrees every day.
Wow. very hot, but there are Nice.
We use metric in. Valhalla, what is it there?
You use metric. Oh yes.

(02:56:58):
But our British listeners, that is a 32 degrees Celsius to 37
well calculation. Thank you.
And well, that does sound bad. There are many workarounds for
this. For example, we have Cool
Springs instead of hot springs that are very nice and they're
the Great River of fire that runs through the center of town

(02:57:18):
while very hot, is a actually a great fishing spot if you ever
are interested in rockfish or any sort of flame tuna.
Wow, I didn't realize you live in such a cool place.
I mean, it's very well exotic. Compared to here, they have
created outside of the city of brass at the obsidian fields,

(02:57:38):
which are used to cultivate exotic.
Crops that only exists in the plane of Elemental fire,
literally grown on fire. Wow, I can't wait for you to
shows around the smells amazing.Yes, I think you'd love to see
it. And because the leader of the
city of brass is an E3, there are many great splendors and the

(02:57:59):
town. While the town is fairly large
at the free, oftentimes makes trips through the town, granting
minor wishes, for its inhabitants, which means most
people's houses are beautiful. And adorned with all sorts of
fine, luxuries, and people don't, oftentimes have to work
and gruel in such horrid hours. As they do here.
For most, things can simply be wished into existence.

(02:58:22):
I'll be at slowly. Sounds like a paradise.
Yeah. Aside from the temperature, fair
enough, is it, is it like a humid heat or like a dry heat?
Very dry. And like I was saying there are
solutions to this. Like, for example, myself, I
would completely melt in such temperature, but there are small

(02:58:42):
artifacts like and he takes a moment to whip his backpack
around in front of him quickly and dig around inside of it,
until he pulls out a small brassring.
And he shows it off to you all like this quite useless in the
material plane. But this basically prevents
overheating from natural temperature.

(02:59:03):
If we ever end up going to a desert or some similar location,
I would happily offer it to you all.
I didn't have it on because I didn't expect to run into fire,
but I put should leave it on now, just so I don't melt in
such heat as we did before. Yes I think you should keep it
on Samir. Yes.
But just as watering to you all the fire itself, still is

(02:59:23):
extremely dangerous to me. This only mitigates the effects
of ambient temperature heated self from actual fire.
Still hurts me many times over compared to normal understood
just as a warning but Any slidesthe ring on his finger sort of
shows it off a little bit. I'm not much of a jewelry person
but I suppose I'll get used to haha.

(02:59:44):
What color is it silver or gold?Oh, you are a brass?
Yes, so it's like sort of a glass is actually really your
metal Samir, and I think you've got to figure out.
It's sort of Blends in, with theskin tone a bit too.
Oh, thank you. I appreciate that.
Yeah, you guys continue for a bit now and that is your first
random encounter you have run into with your survival check.
So I would like a second one from you all now.

(03:00:07):
Oh, as you walk you see a couplemore interesting sites.
One such thing that you guys just sort of bumble into you
find a very hit that seems to drop down oh in one of the rooms
like a whale that seems to drop down to the floor below and you

(03:00:28):
see worms down there. Enormous dogs with large sharp
teeth, fighting one another biting Up Bones.
This looks to be some sort of hole that you can drop down
people to get eaten up by works.But you guys sort of appreciated
on your walk by the scenery All right, let's have everyone.

(03:00:48):
Please call out what they got for their Survival check, uh
zero. I don't know what to say.
It was in that one. He knows a two that turned into

(03:01:12):
a 0 with the minus 2. Oh yeah, I got a 23.
Okay, I got a 18. I got 13 13, very nice.
Samir shiting, the bed with a nine and malagos getting a 15.
I fucking kid you guys not that as a perfect average of 13.
Again you guys are consistency, that's hilarious.

(03:01:40):
The zero really helped. I was good for me, made it a lot
easier. So thank you guys, really good
stuff. Okay so you guys continue
trudging through. It's starting to get pretty
tiring. Now you guys are hoping you find
the US. A quiet place to rest soon
you're not sure the next, what'sthat?

(03:02:01):
No, it's not worth. It fans sound off and chat.
Oh wait. No.
If I sound off I get eaten. No, fucking killed me.
So as you guys continue walking for a while, you're not sure if

(03:02:23):
the landing of the sixth floor will be a safe haven as the
other Landings have been before just considering the 5th floor.
Landing was literally just you guys.
And um, so you're not entirely sure if it's going to be safe.
So in terms of resting for the evening, it might just be worth
it, more to find a quiet hole torest in.
However, you can take your chances if you'd like you can

(03:02:45):
continue traveling through now. Another sort of unusual thing
you guys run into is as you walkthrough one Corridor leading
from one Cavern to another. You find yourself in a long
stretch of corridor and you see on the opposite end of the
corridor, a small creature, hawked over leaning down and
messing with something. You guys are at least 100 feet

(03:03:06):
away from it though. And with dark vision, it's
barely on the edge of your vision.
The most, you're the only one who properly, see this And you
identify it. Immediately as a goblin.
The goblin hops up though. The second it hears, you all
running or not running. Similarly just walking in looks
towards you screeches and then runs in the operation washing
off. But that was a goblin, that's

(03:03:28):
his problem. Probably scared of these big
strong, guys, down the road. Huh, that's awesome looks.
Oh yeah. Probably.
I can't believe it. Goblin made it.
So deep. I probably lived down, you know,
a lot of Goblin's lived down. That's my favorite paper review
video. What?
Never mind whatever not funny anymore.

(03:03:54):
Oh, dude, do do goblins live in like packs or like groups?
Roll a history or nature check. Oh, not 20.
Oh God. You know, the following things
normally goblins live in packs. It's pretty typical.

(03:04:16):
That Golem's live in Golems goblins live.
In groups of you are pretty confident.
It's something in the realm of 10 to about a hundred per pack
and they're usually small units like families interested.
All right guys. I I mean where there's where

(03:04:39):
there's one Goblin is probably more so we should keep it.
I Out. Yes we should certainly keep
watch. Goblins, because of the Warriors
and Valhalla. Some are like neutral summer
slightly Pro and a lot are strong and very antique Goblin
sentiment But diabetes me, they're not always evil.

(03:05:02):
So what I refuse to judge a creature by its species alone,
okay? That's sweet.
What if I mean we could have like one of us like Scout ahead,
you know? And if you really want to try
and talk to them you could I don't like want to seek them
out, I just need to know if we see them as a not unless they

(03:05:22):
attack, but It's really quiet. You know.
Does anyone like speak Goblin oranything?
What do they speak? Mostly speak Goblin.
Yes, I don't know any of us do that, might be a problem.
Just sounds like it's probably magic but We don't go looking

(03:05:44):
for them, like are they really going to hunt us down?
Seems unlikely. I mean there's a possibility
they would steal from us but we'll be on watching.
What if what if those wars were theirs?
You know, that was their warp pit because you got a Nat 20
earlier, the most, I will tell you that you are pretty familiar
with Goblin like hierarchy. Goblins, do also usually run

(03:06:08):
with bigger things too. Such as wargs or trolls or ogres
or hobgoblins just because, you know, being with something
bigger and scarier, usually means you pay for albeit.
The downside is these goblins have to do more of manual labor
because of it Yeah, I don't know, guys.
It's it feels like they're probably not alone.
Okay, yeah. All right.

(03:06:34):
Yeah, as long as we're prepared,we'll probably be fine.
Oh, just like Monty said. Well, he means all the statue.
Oh I see. Yes.
Um this Monty a fighter. Normally not in the life.
I find him. But perhaps he's gained skills

(03:06:55):
out here. I don't know he made it down
here so I don't want to assume he is incapable of anything.
I mean, you've grown a lot sincethe last time we saw him, right?
Yes. So 10 stories and he's grown to,
you know, that is a great point and you said that it has been a
while since you've been together, right?
As a group, I mean, it's been a month for me, but I don't, I

(03:07:17):
don't know how long it's been for him.
I see it could have been longer.You mean?
Yeah. Well not to worry.
We'll reunite with them soon. All right.
Thank you. I'm sure.
Even if you know, he's grown up a little bit, I'm sure he's the
same man, deep down. A woman right here.
So wants to make your mom proud,true.
You know, if he's anything like you hire.

(03:07:38):
He's definitely gonna have a fucking stick up his ass and
he's gonna be great cat. Wait to meet him.
I would say. Probably.
Weird. Look not cool man.
I would say he actually has muchless of a stick up his ass.

(03:08:02):
That's not like anything. It's more like a me thing.
And as you guys continue now, you are abruptly met with a
staircase down, do them. You Glimpse back to your image
of this whole way? And you remember there was

(03:08:22):
listed a staircase here but thisone is not a full floor.
It looks like it's only about 10or so steps that lead down.
And it's sort of jars. You and you all look at it and
oh, shit. Are We There already?
Phuc. Yea, let's rest at the bottom
and take that fucking long nap. Are you sure there will be a
place to rest at the bottom? Well, every other place there's
been that's true. Can I check for any signs of

(03:08:45):
life? Like pass through the staircase?
You gazed down it a bit, it looks like it's just more sort
of Rocky Stone hallway. It gets a bit more thin down
there though. It Slims down to about 10 feet
wide. So you guys are gonna have to
sort of be side by side by twos to fit to.
Thank you have been already Wellabout how if we want to go down

(03:09:07):
there I feel like we should justsend one person down to go
track. This feels like a very
precarious area to get stuck in.All right I get the hint you
know, I'm Rogue ish. So as the issue very, like I
can't go check it out more like stupid ass.

(03:09:30):
You got how you guys could go down together?
How about that? This is a side.
I come on your team, work a little bit.
I'm gonna beat you to the bottom.
I go down, he starts running. Oh God, I'm getting their first
clap clap, clap, clap clap. Shut the fuk up, man.
I guess you guys run to the bottom or a fast.

(03:09:50):
You and malagos are right side by side Malaga, sort of creeps
forward running and goes on fucking bitch.
You idiot never in your wildest fucking dreams.
What's over here? Hey, guys.
It's I think it's safe and you are met with in front of you or
a face. Some sort of large cave-in like
a blockage. Oh, damn it.

(03:10:11):
Huge plates of stone of drop down in front of you and seemed
to block the only way further down, however, they're not
completely obscuring, the next chamber.
In fact, you have a teeny tiny Glimpse through some small holes
in the Rock through though. It's pitch black on the other
side. So it's sort of hard to tell
what's going on to these pinpoints.

(03:10:32):
And you notice that on the very bottom of this specific
rockfall. There's a thin no more than like
eight inches. Maybe a foot tall almost like a
little crawl away that you thinkyou just might be able to
squeeze under. Look at their most.
What are his odds looking? Like a demos demos.
It's gonna be a lot harder. You don't think they could fit

(03:10:55):
through. You'd probably have to move
around some rocks or if there's some way to like a Teleport him
through, that would also work. Okay, here's the deal.
Hell, I guess I'm going to wiggle through.
See if it's on the other side. If I need you to pull me out by
my boots. Can you do that?
Ah yeah. Yeah.
All right, I'll hold on, you're just slowly.
Creep your way in. All right.

(03:11:16):
Yeah, I creep I start squigglingarms out in front of me.
I'm not stupid. Not getting wedged in with my
arms on my side. All right, I'm gonna push you
through our face and you see on the other end of this blockage
is a large, sort of hexagonal shape room, it is wide open, and

(03:11:36):
they're even some torch sconces on the wall.
That looked to be lit with some sort of magical flame
Illuminating, at someone as you make your way in past, sort of a
dark blockage that you were at before.
And this room is filled with hundreds of simple, identical
wooden chests. In different directions but none

(03:12:03):
of them look different from one another that they are all
identical, all on the floor, thesmooth flush floor, and you
don't see any other doors out ofthis room in particular.
It all seems just like a room full of Chess but there's more
room to explore. If you want to see it.
It is silent. Otherwise you don't see
anything. You don't hear anything.
Okay. I want to wiggle back.

(03:12:24):
Oh okay. Malaga helps by pulling you a
little bit cool. So for the mimic Quest, what did
they need to be dead or alive? I think it was alive.
Okay. So I think Either.
Take effect out of Dooms bag andjust stuff them all in there and
hope we can find them, or take everything of value out of the

(03:12:45):
bag of holding and stuff them all in there.
Maybe? Just fill it up with mimics the
in spawn, more mimics. Not if the architect isn't in
the whole, but it's just like our supplied.
The architect in the back. Like a runner around everything.
Out of art, holding push it in samir's.

(03:13:06):
Bigger on the inside backpack. Then fill out our back holding
with mimics, then they could still crawl out.
There's still alive, like they're living creatures, they
probably move around a lot, can things really?
Cause tears and internally. If they were alive, you want to
roll in Arcana. Check about that.
You guys can, I would love to Big Ronnie 3 somehow I rolled

(03:13:30):
for someone else. Oh no I just didn't roll, I'm
illiterate. Oh yeah I do, I do.
Um okay both of you guys know this.
Now bags of holding can be opened from the inside.
In fact it is not a lot of effort to open them from the
inside and less. Somebody is actively like trying
to hold it closer from the outside and then it sort of just

(03:13:52):
like a competing athletic. Check this of course is a check.
That is done every like six seconds.
So trying to hold something in there for a like a knight would
be pretty hard. It is of note here that dulum at
least according to your pathway,this is the way to the
staircase. If you guys went to another
Direction at this point, it would officially be awesome.

(03:14:14):
It and you would just be going based on random choices.
Where we can't walk through this?
Not mess with any of them. Maybe they won't mess with us if
we want to mess with them, right?
I agree. Yeah, you know, maybe we just go
like one at a time very carefully.

(03:14:35):
All right, so you want to put back through Oro, all right?
Brave. Ass lead the way this.
Wait May the brave pave the wave.
Okay I go. Almost got it.
No, keep going. They Slither under once again
just fit in and as you poke out the other side you were once
again met with these 100 chest lying everywhere, they are still

(03:14:56):
and as you officially poke your way through and stand up again,
sort of filling the space, none of them move at all.
You can sort of wander around, some of them are pressed pretty
close together. And there's some parts of the
room where they're so dense, yousort of have to do this almost
maze like path. So you don't bump into any of
these chests. But you have a few moments where
you just explore the size of theroom here.

(03:15:17):
Yeah. Okay.
So To do them. Give me any Scientists to what
direction? I want to go through this room?
I guess I'm just walking throughthe room and I've got like my
hands and my pockets, right? I'm not touching anything and
I'm saying, I don't feel greed. You have no power over to me
through. You don't see anything

(03:15:39):
immediately at least at this point in your walking, right?
As you're making it to the all corner.
You see something against the far wall.
Oh, Curiosity on the other hand.Oh, towards it.
You move to Ward. And you see a now that there is
a huge Stone doorway here? It actually reminds you quite a
bit of that seamless store Stonedoorway behind the bookshelf

(03:16:03):
that you guys ran into early andthe kitty cat room.
It looks to be a giant door of some sort that looks to be
openable. But instead of hidden now on
this side there is a huge piece of thick parchment stuck to the
wall with some large lettering you approach it.
Now you see the parchment from apretty decent Since away.
And as you approach, you see it reads the following to whomever

(03:16:25):
follows themselves into this Corridor.
You may find my grand and wonderful.
Trap for here, you will find. I have placed four chests around
the center pillar. Three of them are trapped but
one of them holds the key to this doorway can you guess which

(03:16:46):
is which that is all. It says you behind you now and
you see still hundreds of Chess behind you.
Alright guys I'm going to need all Beyond this.
Actually stay there for a second.
Let's become to you. I'm not tempted to my greens.
I come back. Make it all the way back.

(03:17:08):
Um as I wiggle through the entrance, I want to say Samir,
what sort of chemicals did you find in the Alchemy set?
Oh nothing that valuable there was just a bit of a lamp oil in
there and they had some what areyou planning?
I was thinking if we could gas them.
With surreal by. which some Glass beakers.

(03:17:33):
That I took a nice glass during Rod that I haven't seen a nice
one in the while some powdered iron and not much else.
Why just gas and making gas there?
I I have a sort of oh I have a sort of Bunsen burner that we
could use. It uses gas you have heard of

(03:17:54):
The Wizard but Of course, I haveone bottle of oil.
What is on the other side? Dark red liquid.
I pull out the vial Iceland hat of a dark red liquid, you know,
this is Samir, it looks to be a vial of blood.

(03:18:14):
It is dark blood though, which means it's likely not human.
Shift blood on her. It was just in some spellcasting
though. Not any.
I do. Yeah.
Okay. What about this?
What about this? I have all these Beads right.
Fly over to mimics. Drop a beat upon them and if
they snap that a minute mimic and if they don't, they're one

(03:18:37):
of the four chests. Oh yeah.
And so there's four chests of those chests.
Three are trapped. One has a key or something
that's just blow the door open. What was it made out of?
It was made out of stone. I could just shatter.
That's it. Fucking some pictures.
Keep making doors out of stone. Were you trying to sneak when

(03:18:58):
you walk by or a face like whereyou sell or did you just sort of
walk? Oh, I just walked, I was talking
to them. I mean these creatures right?
Are there probably like sleepingright now, like a big nest of
them. My worry is if we set off some
big explosive, like shatter to blow the world.
But even if that wakes them up, I mean, I don't know about you
all, I don't know if we can fight that many.

(03:19:18):
It hell. If we start throwing open
chests, if one of them is a mimic and it starts running
around trying to eat us, it's certainly will wake up the rest
and let's of course these are all normal chests are you sure
they're mixing it up? Of their mimics.
It's like you said, don't say fucking one up, it's too late.
Then all of them wake up. That's seems pretty fucking
scary. What can we do?
Maybe, is there a way to like detect creature?

(03:19:41):
You know, like some sort of spell?
Could you do that demos with your detect, thoughts thing?
Uh, you know, if if they know a language then they will get
picked up, but I don't think a regular mimic knows any
languages. Oh, that's right, you're
thinking about that earlier, that part down.
Oh, what's stop us from? Just like, I don't know.

(03:20:04):
Just like opening. Like we just have like one
person over there like sir Orpheus, right?
And we just have him just like, open the chests, like one by
one. Oh, and, you know, it's
something back. I mean, you know, Doom could

(03:20:25):
always try to Forex warp. You oh, But then we've made no
progress if you open the mimic and they always wake up then we
can no longer use this path, right?
We'll be stuck on the side and we'll have to find some other
way around what I mean. It is not the bad way to go
about it especially because nobody's life is that it's just

(03:20:46):
do them seems to know the way pretty well and so far I have an
idea. What if Dylan Vortex warped,
one? Here with us.
And if I heard the sound it makes of alarm, I could put that
sound into one of my beads and then I could have letter more

(03:21:09):
delivered with the beach into the center.
And we could see which chests. React to the sound sleep the
night here. Wait for them all to go back to
sleep, then open the ones that didn't react.
I think that's a great idea. What do you guys think?
Oh, that sounds good to me. Yeah, there is one downside
though or even if we see what's just don't react if we have to
wait to hold 24 hours or whatever a long.

(03:21:31):
Rest for them to fall. Back asleep, are we gonna be
able to know which ones were still?
The ones that didn't react by the next day?
Like that means, we'll have to watch them the whole time.
If these little creatures are moving around and, like, trying
to be still again, true, that's a good point.
Um, what's actually has a perfect memory, so seems like a

(03:21:53):
good choice for that. Oh yeah.
We could just stick to them right next to one of these.
Old tell uh with like a nice. Let me think, I think I got a
crowbar in here and he sort of digs around in his pack and
pulls one out if we sort of chipaway at the stone here.
We can make a little area for Doom to just sit and watch
perfect. There's a couple holes here.
We can make a little bigger. This could work.
Oh, but oh shit, the aura, what if I mean you will know which

(03:22:13):
four didn't move, but then threeof the four still fucking
trapped. So if we go in and we get the
Trap one and it sets them all off again.
Then we have to wait another 24 hours.
This could take four days if we fuck it up.
Bad. Well, if we could just move on
sure, we could go another way. Is it open?
And then without setting off track.
Their job. August, looks at you and groans

(03:22:35):
and goes, I just Do it. Oh, try.
But like, oh, All right. All right.
Fine, fine. And we can sleep here because

(03:22:56):
look three of the four walls or boxed in.
So all we have to do is watch this staircase to be, you know?
And if anyone starts rumbling down the staircase, we just fuck
them up, right? True.
I guess we probably don't want to fight at the bottom of a
staircase but it's the best option, it's not great.
But I mean, you know, worst casescenario we can just oh well no
I don't know. Hmm But Melius anyway.

(03:23:18):
I just I you know maybe if we can we could just go into the
mimic room and sleep there. But that would be horrifying,
huh? Yeah, we're going to wake up in
the mix. Remember that's part of the
plan. Oh yeah.
Haha. Okay, that's all right.
Okay. This is a good idea.
But the next question comes, howdo we fight one?
Or wake one up. Dillon was going to Vortex worth

(03:23:41):
in here, right? Wait, can we also just do
something to set them all off and wake up all of them, throw a
rock in there. Something try to wake one up and
you guys could Vortex me out blasts like a fireball, you
know, stick a demos underneath, so his hands under their blast
of fireballs, at one of them andyou know, that'll do it so good.
Um, for the spell detect magic, do we think it would pick up

(03:24:04):
mimics? You don't think mimics are
magical creatures for that spect.
If however, the like key to unlock the door is Magic, it
probably would pick that up but you're not It could just be a
like, an iron key. I guess it depends.
If or face do you see like a keyhole or anything?

(03:24:25):
Um, did I You didn't mention looking for anything, there was
no investigation checks, so you didn't see.
Yeah, give her to five your fucking nuts blown off.
But you didn't you didn't think of no greedy thoughts on the
way. Oh you're going.

(03:24:45):
And she's beautiful plus 115. Cobs baby.
But yeah. You look at the wall and sure
enough, you actually do see now there are three different key
holes along the wall. They're unusually shaped, sort

(03:25:05):
of circular. And as you look inside it, there
look to be very complicated, mechanical, locks on every side.
You get the feeling that even with your limited know, pick
might have a lot of trouble getting through and there are
three of them? Yeah, yeah, okay.
Wiggle out. Back to my boys and you crawl
back out. I'm not so sure.

(03:25:25):
We could pick the lock and there's definitely physical key.
Probably took the fucking there are three keys.
I bet, two of them are my legacyis stupid glass Keys.
What the fuck? Man pissed off.
All right, no one else is even seen this from.
You're probably making it up andyou're just going in there and
like smoking rocks with some cool Goblin or something.
Yeah, yeah. So yeah I think we're not going

(03:25:49):
to be able to detect magic the key.
No worries. No.
Worries. Oh yeah.
All right. So I'm gonna launch in some sort
of detects or, you know, Fireball in there.
Yeah. Let's do it.
I guess, guess which can go downthe line.
Until they wake up. I just blast something you know
if one of them wakes up it'll probably wake up.

(03:26:10):
The rest of them lasts. Maybe not all of them but a lot.
Okay gosh I hope everyone's ready.
All right and then I will call cast Firebolt okay you sort of
have to lean over for this. Can you roll just you want to
roll to hit one of the chests? Yes.
I am Fireball. Fireball.
No Fireballs. Okay, you want to roll to hit

(03:26:34):
for me? Okay, 15 that.
Yeah, that's Said he just blaststhe nearest chest.
Yeah. Probably you launch your
Firebolt out. A 15.
Does hit the most. As you see it.
Smack hard into the side of one of the simple wooden chest and
here singing the wood for a second.
Nothing seems to happen is the Firebolt sort of smolders out

(03:26:57):
and you see a blackened Mark against the side of the chest.
But then afterward, you hear a sickening, squelching sound
Doom, you're also pressed up against the wall here.
There is actually only enough room for two people to be
pressed up against the other side to see in.
So basically, do them and most of the only ones that truly see

(03:27:17):
what's happening in here. The rest of you guys just sort
of hear it and see glimpses of it, through pinholes and the
walls, but for Doom and demos what you see, the chest that was
struck shutters, the wood then stretches out quickly and splits
into fleshy tendrils the iron reinforcements around the Of the

(03:27:37):
chest twist into something like narrowed muscle.
It lets out a gurgling hiss, thelid snaps open to reveal the oh,
so classic glistening tooth lined mouth.
It begins jumping up and down onthe Unseen legs, the chest
bouncing, and you see the teeth inside rattling is the chest

(03:27:59):
snaps open and closed. Looking to bite in the direction
of wherever the Fireballs rang out for it, jumps toward the
debris wall, that you're all on smacking on her hard and
clatters around. You hear is a again more wet.
Well, squelching sounds as tendrils began shooting out.
The wood smacking up against thestone and up against other chess
goes. Oh God.

(03:28:22):
And after bumping into a couple more chests, you see them also
begin to expand out. And then chaos like a chain
reaction, the room explodes intomotion, one by one, other chest
lurched to life. You see some have legs that
burst from beneath their wooden disguise as others tongues
slopping out onto the stone as they Screech and slam into each

(03:28:45):
other. Hundreds of mimics are springing
into a frenzy to Riot in here. Bouncing off the walls, crashing
into each other toppling over one another, in Tangled, masses
of gnashing teeth and flailing suitable, pods.
You see some cling to the ceiling, others role in tumble,
like rabbit animals biting one. Another clamping down on

(03:29:05):
anything nearby. The noise is horrendous,
slapping tongues, and snatching teeth clicks and bashing of wood
up against things, the sound of like hundreds of bodies slamming
into each other. It is near deafening on your
site. Even behind the debris wall and
you think it likely Echoes out into the dungeon for likely

(03:29:27):
miles of tunnels, the way that Echoes it is loud.
The air is all of a sudden thickwith the wet hungry, screeches
of all these things going crazy,the debris wall, even in front
of you. Shudders everyone, once in a
while demos and dual impressed up against that, you're able to
sort of use your body weight to push back a little bit.
And you notice none of the mimics seem to have the strength
alone to actually destroy and push in the wall but it does

(03:29:50):
frighten. You ever wants a while as a
peach, a stone drops or another piece of stone where you had an
eye hole, close this up and you see it slowly settle a little
bit. They are going nuts from the
outside. It is horrendous specifically
for demos and do them up againstthe ruble.
You see some of them, maybe evensensing movement behind the

(03:30:13):
cracks. I've begun pressing their bodies
up against the ruble, little oozing rubbery.
He's trying to squeeze through the gaps, not enough to get to
interview, but you see the grosswooden pseudopod arms trying to
lick passed to get to you dripping.
Gross almost actual plasmic saliva.
I need from Doula a very imperception check to see

(03:30:36):
through this Carnage Is there anyway I could give advantage of
like wiggling up next to it and pointing um, there are right.
Now, there's only enough room for two people to be pressed up
against the ruble and he won forfire bolting.
So the most is already sort of aside for this.
So this is dueling, this is right here baby.
You think luck and built for Success like on a 2 4.

(03:31:02):
My control build right there. Very nice.
It's it's unbelievable at the most you do not.
You do not see what the fuck is going on behind here.
Um honestly you're not sure evenon your best perception checking
day. You might even be able to see
any of the chests but do them somehow among the horde of
monsters in here. You are just able to make out

(03:31:23):
glimpses just like, photographicseconds of four completely still
chest. So the real ones untouched and
unmoving buried in the sea of these creatures.
If for any normal creature, it would have been just a flash
second and it would have been hard to remember where they
were. But with your photographic
memory, you can chart out exactly where they are on the

(03:31:45):
floor and, you know, have a perfect mental image of workers
sitting. Well, done noises the creatures.
Continue going nuts, though, andat this point, you guys are sort
of pressed up against the debris.
Wall. Little gross suitable, limbs are
trying to reach through saliva leaking down the most sort of
feel like you might have to press your body up.
Against it, to protect it. But as you slowly pull off, you

(03:32:09):
see the the rubble wall is not being pushed down, it just like
Quakes every once in a while there's um, sort of shape, the
wall shakes every once in a while, but it doesn't fall.
This sound, however, is disgusting and you guys sort of
sit here over the loud. Loud noise.
I saw, uh, should we like go to bed now or The noise.

(03:32:31):
Yes. So do we just we could just put
out sleeping bags at a circle. Yeah I think I could fall asleep
to this, you know, it's like white noise.
And our yeah, that's fucking hope.
Yeah, it sounds good. Let's cook some dinner.

(03:32:53):
Yeah, I guess. Let's be quiet.
So they don't hear us. You guys sit now.
Um, trying to be as quiet as possible in begin cooking.
Some dinner. Do you guys want to give us
stealth check or just sort of exist down in this little hole?
But the mimic screams I would assume would cover up most of

(03:33:15):
our boys or girls. Okay, the creatures continue
going nuts. As you guys cook up.
Some of the meats you have for dinner.
Um, about a half hour goes by and you see something is on the
edge of your vision at the top of the stairs now.
Oh um, you sort of can creep over for those of you who sort

(03:33:36):
of on the edge of Camp Pierre and similar points.
It out. It looks like we have a little
friend watching and you see, sure enough there's two little
Goblin heads stacked. One on top of another hearing
over the edge looking down, at just curious what all the noises
morning little Fat Greek, something at you.
That's chatty. Bunch, are they?

(03:33:56):
I suppose not. Um, should I shoot them off?
Or is it all right? That they sit. watch them coming
back with a more high schools. That's really should.
It's okay. It's all right.
Samir stands up and sort of walks over and puts his hands
out in front of him, sort of thing goes.
Okay, off you go bye-bye, and the two goblins immediately.

(03:34:17):
Jump up in the two skidder off. Maybe when we keep watch
tonight, we should keep watchingthe the hallway that's above the
stairs. Yeah that's real smart.
We don't want to get you know jumped to point.
We could trap the shit out of the stairs.
I have oil and powder diamonds. Were those goblins wearing shoes

(03:34:40):
you couldn't tell you just saw their faces.
Holy shit. That's a fucked up here.
The only problem or her face is,it's a great trap but we're at
the bottom. So like any fires light were
cooked any like slime. We had is gonna sort of drip,
down here the stairs and also cut up their feet.

(03:35:03):
Ah that's something sort of likeHome Alone.
Yeah, I was thinking about my favorite, you know it.
Oh man, back in the day I had toraise.
It was awesome. You know, you traced that along
there. Cut people up real good.
Oh yeah, probably just keep Keepan eye out at the top of the
hall way. Yeah, I'm worried.
This noise is gonna attract an unsavory Bunch, the smart note

(03:35:26):
to avoid noise, right? But idiots, like goblins no
fence goblins but you know, a big like that big troll we saw
would probably want to go to noise.
Purple. Test tubes.
Samira found put them on the bottom stairs and the top Samir

(03:35:48):
turns to you turns back. I didn't know you had clay
marbles, I do not 90 cool. Ah, he's like, oh, so children,
do you? I think that's like his flash,
you know, it's like if he had little flash ball.
Oh yeah. That's why.

(03:36:09):
You like wants to keep. Okay?
I don't about 30 of them on the top stairs.
Okay. The top stairs officially
trapped is this the plan we're going with just gonna keep
watching the hall. I mean, Doom already has like
the image of the room, right? And like, where the chests are.
So we don't even like have to Camp here, right?

(03:36:31):
Like we could backtrack a littlebit.
If I had to stay there all nightin case the mimics moved around
the chests. Do them.
You have noticed from your vision that some of the chests
do get bumped up a little bit. They don't get like thrown
across the room but as mentionedbefore the mimics that are going
nuts, bite on to something. So they'll bite onto one of the
real chests and sort of swing itback and forth a bit you think

(03:36:51):
if you stopped watching they could move maybe like 10 feet
away and that could be the difference between knowing it
and not yet. So it is probably something you
need to watch all night. I think I should stay here.
All right, and then yeah I guesswe should we should trap trap
the top So many can I have some of those tests of yours?
I would rather. Okay, yeah, I understand further

(03:37:13):
group and he passes over five, nice glass, test tubes.
With some watermarks on the inside was good.
Oh, I feel really bad doing this.
I'll put them on the bottom. Like not like okay.
Five stars from the bottom. I think I'll leave untouched
because he might sit on the cetera but like the sixth and
seventh stare up. Oh, I'll put the test tubes down

(03:37:33):
and then just crack them with mybooths spread this yards around,
um, before you do that, just real quick.
Are we actually gonna have people up at the top to keep
watch or we all gonna keep watching down here I thought.
Wait, I thought we were all staying down.
Here I just I like the most thisidea, you know, like they could
say, you know, the Goblins a massive right on the top right?

(03:37:54):
Sorry I was misunderstanding butyou're right we should have
someone at the top know you got any you know you know like we'll
know to avoid that because there's clay marbles there,
okay? And we could also just give the
person who's on, watch the the marbles and then they could trap
it preemptively as they leave. If something does come along,

(03:38:15):
but we'll probably have to switch to watch this dress
tonight. So maybe every other step is
trapped. If I may interrupt for a moment
here, I have a option that I think could help us out this
evening. I would like to extend the offer
for you all to join me in my tent just for safety, but just

(03:38:36):
know that I would like to keep my personal space in the future.
But just for tonight, I offered.Why is your tests were safe?
He looks at you and he gives a smile.
Did you equip it with protections?
Yes, it is a magic tent. Yeah.
It's just weird. You are the brassy.

(03:38:57):
No, not, I kept telling you all,I was going to enjoy the evening
and my nice cozy, personal big tent, and that is all those
things through. Okay?
Yeah. I suppose.
Okay, but we still need someone out on watch, right?
Like I don't know how much because if Dylan I mean we could
like maybe prop up your tent with the opening out to do them

(03:39:18):
in, like, have one person sit next to it, and if we're under
attack really bad, they could just like, will it protect us
from Attack. Let me set it up really fast.
Hold on, and Samir jumps away. And goes to the sort of the far
corner right next to where dulumis sitting and begins pulling up
from his backpack. The giant tarp tent and begins
to get up or not, giant is a small, it is, but he sets it up.

(03:39:39):
I start picking up to test tubesand mending him back together.
These things are Toast Man. They're gone.
Hello Mendes. That would be dust.
Yeah, it is small piece, you know.
Brick. I mean, there's gotta be like

(03:39:59):
10,000 pieces here you really gonna do it.
Now, I'll leave you there are quite inexpensive or Affairs.
I just thought it would be fun to collect some old artifacts
from in here, you know, glasses.So sentimental more than
valuable. Okay.
Yes, yeah, go ahead and just spread it around on the first

(03:40:22):
floor on the first step over there will, will make sure to
read it, okay? I do the six and seven step
sixth and seventh actually six and eight.
Okay? Do you tell the group this?
Yeah, Sixth and 8th? Okay, you set it up on the
outside. Malachi, shouts over.
I got some sausages finished over here.
You guys want to eat now? I inhale my portion.

(03:40:43):
Oh, thank you malice. Can I do an Insight of samir's?
Sad, that malice is making the coffee and making dinner.
Oh yeah, you can Betty salty about it.
You can tell um, Guess is sort of excited.

(03:41:05):
You see, malaga's is cooking up some sausage.
He seems like he's enjoying being being appreciated for
something, you know, just because I'm gonna have to do
something really horror pick thelock, on some random fucking
chest and God knows. I don't know how to fucking do
that. Haha, me.
Neither, you've never learned todo that.
Well, I guess it all of your eternities of like, stealing and

(03:41:26):
lying and skiing around. I mean, I've done it, it's just
been a long time. Honestly, I can't remember the
last time I picked a lock with you guys.
I don't think ever usually leavedoors shutter meant to be shot.
Exactly. So I'm I've sort of out of
practice but you know, I saw no,do it.
Maybe, you know, honestly, if itis within the interest of

(03:41:46):
everyone else, if who here feelslike they have good fingers, you
know, that who can hear can really Jack someone off who's
dexterous. I agree to two out of three of
those things about myself. I've noticed myself, I would
never pick a lock. The Way They Were.

(03:42:11):
Doing what's wrong with picking a lock.
I feel as if like, in this like dungeon and this world, that's a
perfectly fair and legitimate means to accomplish a goal.
Well, it usually won't be the most efficient for my goals.
Hmm. Maybe I go out there with the
most then But I mean, I was offered into help but maybe

(03:42:33):
Deimos is better than me. Well, I mean, I just throw.
I'm, I just I don't know. Demos has magic right?
And you do too, but the little floating disc thing was really
useful earlier and it looked like the most teleported or to
Doom do that. Oh yeah, doomed to that.
Okay, well, that changes things because I thought you could tell

(03:42:54):
him. No, I thought you wanted someone
to try to pick a lock but if youwant not just about magic, say
it goes wrong, right? And yeah, it explodes up and we
need to get out of their fast. I mean you saw how quickly in
there. Go ahead.
There's nobody you've ever met as fast as me.
Okay. Then, let's do it together.

(03:43:15):
Maybe I was just with you anymore.
No. Try it out, right?
Really stressed about and I'm prepping for it mentally.
You got this Holly thanks man. Okay yeah catch him yeah
whatever fuck me. You know.

(03:43:42):
It's maybe he is just a needy haha horny.
Haha, I'm done with the tent, bythe way.
What? That was a joke.
Did you like it do limit? The teaching.
Me develop my thought that one would work.
I did too. I give myself.

(03:44:06):
This looks Shell, Shocked. Okay.
Can I show you all over here fora moment to distract you?
Oh yeah. Samir gestures without much
ceremony to a small unimpressivelooking tent that you guys have
seen. Um we can sleep here tonight.
He says just completely flatly just once I just pulls open the

(03:44:31):
tent flap and you all see insideshockingly spacious, I put you
in mind here of that tent from Harry Potter actually.
Oh, where as you duck inside, this tent, the inside seems much
larger than the outside. Not much larger, in fact, the

(03:44:52):
inside here, just seems just about the size of yellows,
Megaton tent, but it is well kept in here.
It a retreat, there are plush rugs covering the floor.
A grand king size bed piled highwith an absurd number of
pillows. A top, linen sheets.
You see warm Golden Light humming from the from the

(03:45:16):
ceiling. As you see a looks like a
crystalline Chandelier There's adark wood furniture on the other
end, embroidered, tapestry and carefully arranged tools on a
wooden table on one end that look to be supplies.
Samir stands, stiffly near the entrance, as you sort of, lets

(03:45:39):
you guys in with the neutral expression.
And he goes, I purchased this a while ago, back when I was in
adventure, or because I wanted the Fine Things in terms of
camping, it is a bit embarrassing, but there is
actually a spell that I can castalong its perimeter.
The alarm spell that notifies me.

(03:46:01):
If anyone enters that isn't us, I see that's very helpful
kitten. Watched the chest him in here.
Um I do them. Mike need to leave the little
front top open and you could perhaps see it.
I could also drag the tent closer to that intense.
If you'd like, maybe we do that and one other person that's all

(03:46:22):
times. Considered the entrance.
It is a little more practical. We can keep lights on in here
and you can't see them from the outside.
It is a smaller footprint. I believe a goblin walking by,
and hearing loud noises seeing only one small tint in here.
Would not look twice. That's a good idea.
Samir. It is, at this point that you
are met with the Cozy smell of Cedar and cinnamon filling the

(03:46:44):
room. Also met of course with the
smell of clay smells really nicein here.
Actually, you know, actually this whole thing is pretty damn
impressive smear, it's practical?
I think it's All like fabulouslyso, but he crosses his arms
gonna defensively. It helped us now.

(03:47:06):
Did it not know. It's super I'm thinking there's
anything wrong with over the top.
Of a luxurious environments myself.
But this is far beyond practicalit, okay.
Well, I am just don't touch all my pillows.
Oh okay. It is Enchanted in this special

(03:47:30):
way too. I had it custom ordered where
unlike a bag of holding with theoutside is torn.
All the inside is merely expelled rapidly and said,
plainly very nice which alleviates a lot of my stress
that's good. So when we get to the city of
brass like it's your dad's Mansions gauge made of gold or

(03:47:51):
Crystal my father's wealthy I put you.
To some things. Yes, yes.
I think you did. I mean oh it's not that actually
thank you. Um we are free to stay here the

(03:48:13):
evening, I believe it is a little more safe in here.
The alarm spell will work well and I can extend its range to be
the outside of the tunnel here to alert me.
If anyone walks in great, that'swork, it will be a silent chime
in my head. It's wake me up from Slumber as
well. So this could be our stay for
the evening, he gives a neutral smile.

(03:48:35):
Go ahead and stretch out at the foot of the bed.
Yeah, it's nice. All right, I guess I'll drag in
all of our shit in here, huh? Just drags in the Ruddy camp
stove and the crappy Mega tent. It's not traffic, but it is
megatons. Inside.
Well, are we just gonna leave itempty outside?
Well, I guess you should just collapse this, right.

(03:48:56):
The whole point was low profile.I collapsed it in the morning
and go circling it, right? Thank you.
And this is, I guess we're gonnastart the long rest real fast.
So, who wants to do the first round of long resting dulum?
I assume that while you're awake, you are focusing on the
inside of this this room, right?Okay.

(03:49:19):
Luckily, there are lights inside.
So it's very well lit. You've got a pretty good view
too. Um, the by the, by the time
everyone seems to be bedding inside of the samir's.
Large is small tent. The creatures in here are still
going nuts They seem to sort of be it.
Keeping each other hype every time, one settles down something
else bumps into it, and it gets old frenzied once over again.

(03:49:41):
They don't seem to be slowing down at much at all, but you
keep a close eye, you know, which for they are.
So you just, you're able to knowwhere to look, but nevertheless,
I need two other people to keep watching or I suppose just one
whatever you like, first watch again.
Okay, who wants to be with higher?
A little higher. Yeah, right.
All right. Or that means just me and you

(03:50:02):
shit. Fuck.
All right, I'll go sleep already.
Um, demos and higher. You guys are on watch.
Now, you're sort of at the mouthof this very large, internal
tent. It the smell of spices, sort of
wander toward your nose and yourfull from a pleasant evening of
dining. You see Doom hunkered over in

(03:50:25):
the corner, still is a statue looking into this room of mimics
and the wall still shutters everonce in a while when One banks
into the side of it. But you guys have gotten used to
the noise and this this tent makes it almost not feel like
hell down here. Yeah, it's quite surprising.
How how much of a taste for luxury is It, I mean if he can

(03:50:50):
afford it, I don't see why he wouldn't.
You know. It's it's just sort of Interest.
I mean, you know, not I'm not one to judge, you know, like
gosh what you say like like an automaton, you know that that
likes luxury and it's just, it'sjust interesting.
Anyways, I thought you came froma noble, background yourself, I
did, um, I mean, I didn't live in like the most noble of like,

(03:51:14):
you know, quarters. But you know nothing.
Nothing. Quite like, what Samir has my
goodness. Well, do you guys can have that
in common and it's very lucky tohave him to share in those
resources? Even if it's only tonight?
Yeah. Do you think you can hear us

(03:51:34):
right now? I don't know.
Sorry. Maybe I shouldn't have said it
out loud. It's just he sleep or You'd
imagine it. It's something like, like, Doom,
where like he's, he's like half asleep.
But like always listening and perceiving cool.
Um, Dang. So you really think your brother

(03:51:56):
took this way down here? I mean it's we were given the
same resources we were I don't know where I'll see would have
gone. I guess I'm not, I'm not sure
how he made it past this but I'msure he did.
I guess he would have had to pick every single lock.
Oh yeah I guess he would be goodat picking locks and maybe he

(03:52:20):
had some sort of way he did something similar to what we
did. Maybe.
Yeah, I'm sure he could have actually picked the walk.
Maybe skipped a lot of this altogether.
Yeah, it's tough. You know, I don't really have
any lock Pickers in the group. Oh, yeah.
I do kind of wish we had one jobopening.

(03:52:43):
Do you ever want to go back for your father?
I don't know. I feel like we're we spent so
long chasing Monty. Would you do the same for your
father? Honestly, I don't know what
happened to him and well we didn't really have quite the
connection, you know, nothing nothing quite like what means

(03:53:04):
Samir have. So it's it's been quite nice.
Staying with him at least. Well, um, we're very much lucky
to have some are he's a good man, sorry to hear about your
dad. That's okay.
That's okay. You know, I've, I've noticed,
you know, The the strongest bonds are usually not of blood

(03:53:28):
higher. Yes I've found.
Well I guess I haven't known anydifferent but I found the same
except when it comes to or if i s and uh Magus they seem to have
innate blood connection. Oh, you know, you can like
really like feel that connectionI have, you know.
Yeah, it's just weird like tension in the air.

(03:53:52):
Yeah. It's like it's like they like
each other but this little hate each other.
It's yeah, I don't even think they know which sometimes but I
always come around. Yeah.
You guys. Okay.
So can I get you guys the earlier?

(03:54:13):
Perception checks now, Um, couldI just helped higher?
Sure. Yeah.
Give me a double. I'm glad you can hear my dice
rolls from saviors camera. Not great, 14, which is my
passive as well. You are sort of hanging out with
the most discomfort sensation isdragging your like attention, a

(03:54:35):
little more than you expected higher.
As you're really pulled into thedeep convo and you.
So I find yourself a tad distracted, but not so much to
miss anything. Um, you notice dulum completely
still the mimics continues, screaming and ranting the few.
Interesting things that happenedthroughout the evening.
At one point. You notice, yet another group of

(03:54:57):
goblins approach, the stairway this, a larger group you hear
them, shuffling aways away and stop about five feet from the
doorway. The only way you can tell it's
creatures there is because of the glows of their yellow eyes
reflecting in the light. Spilling out from the tent
flaps, you see a group of looks like five goblins, all small.

(03:55:18):
None of them look to be armed, but they look curious and that
could be dangerous. They all stand just Out Of
Reach. Watch.
You. Should should we do something
about this? I mean I don't know if it's
immediately concerning but I'll Trust your intuition.
Because last time there were first we saw one and then there

(03:55:40):
were two and now there's five I don't know, it's all very
interesting. No, I'd rather not send a
warning shot. It did this concerning that more
and more of them are coming but we we are.
I believe safe for now and we can always tell the the next
watch All right, I guess, I guess I can go shoot them off

(03:56:02):
real quick, but do you need to? I, I mean, you know, we don't
want them exactly to feel like, but like welcomed here, you
know, like we should still put on like some of like a front,
you know, that they shouldn't they shouldn't be here.
Yeah, yeah. I can see that.
Train of thought. Could you like maybe like, cast
like a fireball? I mean, like above their heads

(03:56:24):
or something to try to scare them up.
I, I feel like, um, a non-violent method surprisingly
is gonna be the most effective. Oh sorry.
I thought, I thought you would jump to the violent method, you
know? And I and I don't blame you for
swimming that higher. I don't.

(03:56:45):
But, you know, you'll find that.I I just like to get things done
the most efficient way. And I feel like this would be
the most efficient way. Yeah, no, I, I like your plan
better. I'm glad you suggested it.
Thank you. All right.
I'm just gonna, you know, it's like sort of like, shut them a
little bit, you know, look a little scary and just like, shoo

(03:57:07):
them away. Nothing crazy.
It takes very little for you andyou see them all Scurry away.
As you stand up and get a littlecloser.
You notice the five looking at look to be children of sorts or
juvenile goblins. None of them fully aged and
aggressive. They're merely curious and
seemed to just sort of be checking out what's nearby and
the second you get even a littlebit closer.

(03:57:27):
They all sort of and squelch andrun off and you hear the
plopping of their bare feet on the distance Stone.
Gosh, just children. Interesting.
Run off. Okay.
Oh, just for just for fun seasons.
I'm just gonna cast, um, detect thoughts, just so just to see if

(03:57:52):
I can sense any other beings around.
All right, you pop a detect thoughts and you reach out your
awareness, 30 feet in every direction.
And you feel nothing here, you feel out further and you sort of
walk around, you want to exit this little Corridor that you're
in or stay in it. Oh yeah.
I might take like a little peek out real quick.
I suppose I would ask for perception check, but you don't

(03:58:15):
really need it because you're doing it to detect thoughts.
So, as you step out into the whole way a little bit, you see
down one end of this whole way of goblet plop off in the
distance down. Another, you don't really see
anything and right in front of you which seems to lead off into
another path, what you're sort of at a four-way intersection
here. Um you do pick something up on
the edge of your radar of 30 feet but just as quickly as it

(03:58:36):
appears there, it disappears. It was an intelligent mind,
something Lively and it's gone right out of your 30 foot range.
The second Feel it which which pathway was that down?
This is like directly across from your own pathway, not left
to right? But straight interesting.
This is not a direction. You have come from before.
This is this is A New Path, okay?

(03:58:57):
I'll head back down quietly and I'll tell higher everything.
All right? Um they they scary it off but I
did seem to notice there was some something or perhaps, some
one else sort of just like on the edges of what I could
perceive like down the corridor across from us.

(03:59:20):
Which just for a second they left like as soon as I peeked my
head out. Oh um interesting.
Maybe maybe some sort of other creature is with these goblins
and intelligent one. That is concerning and the fact
that it left the moment you cameout too. well, I guess maybe we

(03:59:42):
can just hope that it was Something something docile and
non-confrontational. Well, they might be gearing up
an attack but I fear. There's nothing we can do about
it for now, other than really weights.
So I think we should just alert the next watch.
Um, I felt because the Goblins went a different direction,

(04:00:04):
right Mason. Yes, they went off to the left.
You still see like the edge of one of them flopping off in the
distance scared. Okay, yeah.
I don't know. They it's whatever.
This was, it might not have beenwith the goblins, so, we'll just
a good watch. Oh, no.
Then it's probably the, the guy who killed his friends, I don't
know because it was, it was dark, you know, down that

(04:00:28):
hallway. And I don't know, I guess he
could be scary like that and just, you know, be watching from
afar and the dark but I don't know.
It was odd. Well, certainly something to
keep an eye on. Yes.
Quite right. So, um, That is actually the end
of anything of on your watch that is of Interest.

(04:00:49):
The rest goes on without a hitchand at the end of your watch and
doom, can confirm this, about half of the mimics have calmed,
down the other half are still going fucking nuts.
So, it's still a madhouse in there.
I mean, we've gone from like 200to like 100 active, but about
half of them, have found like quiet corners or just like areas

(04:01:11):
of less traffic to settle down back as chests where they don't
get rattled as much. This makes your job a lot
easier. Now, you've got a much more
chests that aren't moving. Of course, there are a lot more
that aren't moving, but you've got, you know, you know what,
for they are. And so now, it's much of a
strain on your eyes to try to pick them out of the mass of
mongrels run around in there. Um as it gets kind of easier.

(04:01:34):
Can I start pulling out like without looking at it?
Can I like pull out some paper and start writing down some
cumbersome like some of the first conversations we had with
Him here. Yeah.
You you know him off the top of your head.
Can I get a slide of handshake for you to write without
looking? Hmm.
Awesome. And with that higher, and the

(04:01:54):
most, you guys can watch about your first time to wake up.
I just think it's the smashes forever.
Jesus, come on. We gotta go sit out here.
Okay, sit down. Yeah.
All right. Oh yeah.
Some some Goblin children paid us a visit.
Um, but they left so quickly. All right.

(04:02:16):
Did you like scare them off? What was the play?
Did you like fire something Madame?
Then I just I barely even like started to approach them and
they they ran off. Oh okay.
But but it was odd because I I went up the steps a little bit
and just to peek out and I sent someone like down the opposite
Hall. Just for a second.

(04:02:38):
But then they disappeared as soon as I pop that out.
So just keep an eye out. I'm sure.
No, that's good to know. Thanks Steve, checking that out.
What do you think that is Oro? Is somebody watching us?
It could be that red guy, the wizard from early elf?
Yeah, I mean he was on that floor.
I just there's probably a few other Adventures there too.
I mean have any Adventure from Kingdom?

(04:03:00):
Fucking come could hear this racket but I mean they know,
right? They probably just saw from a
distance from her like oh I can't fight them.
Let's see if I parked where theydon't go on watch, but we're
gonna be on watch all night so Ifeel like, you know, we're good.
I mean, it's good through the whole way.
I true I just this close to us. It can't be a coincidence, you

(04:03:20):
know. Yeah.
Like I don't know, I've sort of feel like either they keep a
wide berth from the noise or they'd go to it.
I can't imagine somebody just accidentally passed by unless
they were deaf. What is there?
Tracing their steps? And oh, that's the way to.
Oh, where I came from before. I don't get lost, really?
Quick. And at least we know from Doom
that there's at least one Surefire way down to the sixth

(04:03:42):
floor Beyond this path so maybe they were gonna go down the
steps but then heard all the shit so demos and we're like,
fuck that. I'll go somewhere else because
demos looks pretty tough Diva says look pretty tough.
So, try to like, Go hard on demos.
Like, I don't Know where? You're being very flirtatious

(04:04:04):
and very mean and what's the word off putting?
No, not quite, he's got a sense of calm around him a bit more
than usual and he takes your question, a bit more in stride
than you would normally expect from him as he goes.
Yeah, you know, I don't know, I felt awkward a bit a couple of
times today and honestly this sometimes fun to tease the most

(04:04:27):
because, you know, sort of sensitive that way.
It's funny. Yeah.
I think most people it seems, I don't know.
I, you know, levity? Right Levy?
Yeah. I I guess that.
Oh my God. You're ever trying to make that
joke. You guys were going to be shit

(04:04:47):
for giving cat jokes earlier today.
I don't get what sort of inside joke.
I'm not on. Oh no.
It's just like, it's funnier. Like, we pretend years aren't
funny. You know, I can respect that,
but I don't like being on the theory end of it.
I didn't think you would fuck you.
All right? Listen.
I feel like we're overdoing now is fine.
I like your plan, by the way, for the mimics.
This is this is work and, you know, I guess.

(04:05:08):
Yeah. Are you know?
I, I sometimes sometimes I don'tsee it, but sometimes I really
do it. Sometimes you don't see it.
Don't focus on the bad. Focus on the sometimes.
I really do. It's a compliment.
Right. Just I wanted to say I've I've
actually I've done very little thinking in this Dungeon Because

(04:05:31):
you guys are, you know, I like it, you're clever.
Do you feel? Like you do most.
I don't know, I just from Athen days.
I was, I was very independent, you know, I had to do all the
thinking, like my mind, just screaming at me right now
because it's like all Malaga you're in a, you're in a, a dead
end, you know, there's no where to go around here, if a big

(04:05:51):
scary, like group of goblin showed up with the top of that
staircase, we'd have no where togo.
But you know, I trust you guys and I know we're gonna be safe
because we got a big group and not probably won't happen but,
you know, my screaming at me about that.
So like, you know, I have to tone down my own thoughts and
just go with the flow, you know,I know exactly how that feels.

(04:06:12):
You get what I mean? So these Is even days of yours.
When were there is that's like the last year since you've been
alive. But you're traveling with
Iceland so what she even I guesswe know she was even.
Yeah, and it was those days and honestly I, you know, I get like
yeah, as I told you. I spent a lot of time in the
sort of Hell area. Yeah.

(04:06:33):
And I had a lot of time to do some even in there because
believe it or not, you know, it sounds like you're afterlife was
real special and fantastic and different but mine actually was
mostly like Earth. Like the material blame oh,
which is sort of like, you know,I bet someone thought it was
really funny to make. Scienti.
Yeah. So like you know there was still

(04:06:53):
like money, they were still likehouses, they were still like
prison's and stuff, you know. Like it was sort of similar but
the, you know, order of operations was all black and
there were lots of creepy creepycrawlies everywhere and you
couldn't die and that was something so yeah.
I was. Fantastic.

(04:07:15):
Oh yes, you just always talk about it.
Like, it's something you need togo back to like, it's something
you missed, but I miss it because it's gives me purpose.
The place was very horrible, butRed Sea is making it better and
while it's still the world isn'tover yet.
It's it in some places. It is better.

(04:07:36):
And if Thor never ends, it won'tget any better.
So, let's make any sense. I just order a face like, you
know, I know I'm sorry, like a broken record here, but like
what you did today with this room over there?
The door and stare at like, thatwas purpose.
You did something here. And that wasn't just for like
temporary purpose. Like you helped us the group and

(04:07:57):
I know it's a different scale because with Regency I'm sure
you were helping like hundreds and hundreds of people but
you're still doing the same stuff, you know.
It's not like you're you've lostpurpose.
Purpose isn't a purpose. If you can, just leave it
behind. It's just an excuse that's your
damn loyalty. Again I listen that's a great
skill to have. It probably makes you a damn

(04:08:18):
good night but and you know I guess you're you're Queen has
been acting. Awful shady lately at least from
what you've been telling us and yeah the smartest nights I know
are the ones that know when to cut and run not that I'm saying
you need to do that. I just you know sometimes it's
worth thinking about I don't know what you're seeing wants

(04:08:39):
from me anymore really I know it's hard I just you know
Remember, when we were talking to bisque the other day biscuit
was saying oh I want to stay alive.
You know, and that's sort of what I've been saying too and
with biscuit on that but you just want to go back.
Yes you're sort of the only one who wants to go back except old
fucking what was her face. The kid diameter, she wanted to

(04:09:00):
go back with you but she was sort of crazy about it, you
know, and honestly, I think between her and bisque, you're
more like bisque. That's just I'm just going off
of other people. I know, I know.
It's not family and permanent. I just feel like permanent, so

(04:09:23):
we need to get back. What if there was a way to make
everyone happy? You know, like I I'm right now
in a corpse sort of and that's creepy to think about, but it's
not anymore because it's alive and I fixed it.
And what if, you know, we got biscuit a body that was dead.
Once that no one's using anymore, clean it up.
Real nice, no harm, no foul, right?

(04:09:45):
That old redhead woman that he'scurrently inhabited gets to go
back and no one's hurting there and then you know that's
everything is solved. I don't know that's probably
more complicated than that. Everyone else in Valhalla to
leave one by one. I it won't be worth going back
to if they're not still there you got to start looking at the

(04:10:07):
big picture here or a face. If everyone from Valhalla is
leaving, maybe you should too. I'm saying all your friends your
family read to see, right? They're all things are changing
now. If Ready to see is really coming
back. Like you're saying, what if you
stayed here to protect where shegoes?
Next, what I in the Hallelujah, all United here, it's all chaos,

(04:10:30):
there's no true sights. Anything there's 12 or 20 sides,
and, and that all mixed up. And even when you're a team with
people, you don't always agree. It's messy here.
You oh, yeah. But luckily, you're a damn good
night and I know you can adapt. You're on easy mode before and I
get to drive the real shit, but you can do it even a night here.

(04:10:52):
I don't even have a sword. Well, yeah, nights don't need
swords. I mean, I know they didn't do
it. You come from someone to serve
nights have, you know, wizard shit sometimes.
No, that's right. And a nice needs someone to
serve most importantly, well, I mean, can't you serve like the
calls. It doesn't have to be a person

(04:11:13):
like, you know, right. And we yeah, we can serve Duel
of them for Fox sake. Just pick.
Anyone right? Doom.
I know you're still awake over there.
I think it's for first in something.
I see you write in something over there.
Like, all right, perfectly stop.Notating this conversation shit

(04:11:35):
head. Write this down, he starts doing
a jacking off motion, go back toreading.
Yeah, all right, whatever. Maybe what it is, is just, you
know, since you're away from home, we're to see seems so far
and it's hard to tell what you want her.
I just, I've come to see as a close person to me.
Friend isn't right? Like, well, you know, just like

(04:11:59):
because I suppose, I just mean like, I suppose it would be more
like, I don't know. Brother.
I feel right. Just think on it, decide
yourself. I don't care.
Okay, okay. Um, but I just mean like, you
know, I I've come to see is as something like that and, you

(04:12:19):
know, just like, you don't want to let her see down.
You don't want to let me don't just let you know.
I need, I know, she's more important.
I get it, I get it, but just, you know, but it's frustrating
because all I want to be is at her side and she wants me to
Here now. And I don't understand why she
could want that. He shakes his head.

(04:12:41):
No. How I son could help more than
me. I, I just wish you would explain
it all. See the flickering light from
inside the tent against Malik bass as he turns towards you.
And he's got some genuine sadness in his face.
As he seems to be feeling something with you.
And he goes, I'm sorry or if I really fucking sucks.
Yeah. I get it.
I can, I get a perception check from you guys?

(04:13:03):
Has a bad perception. Can I give you a?
Oh, yeah. Advantage Rolling Hills.
Certainly don't even need the advantage though, because I
rolled a 19 this one. Okay, okay.
Yeah, 19. Plus he for 23 it's an amazing
role. Yeah, I'm ready to chase away

(04:13:23):
some Goblin teens. Oh yeah.
This is excellent. This is excellent.
Um, 24. Yeah, you're gonna see some
shit. You first thing you do is see
out of the corner of your eye. And almost here at the scuffling
of a boot and sure enough you see on the far end across the
hallway down up or rather up thestairs across, just out of the

(04:13:47):
glimpse of your eye, you see a boot and somebody's knee
sticking out from behind a distant wall far.
From you very far and it looks to just be one individual.
But it's a human with a boot on,looks to be sort of creeping
around. He's there.
They're watching me. You you believe.

(04:14:07):
So the The Stance and the posture and the little scuffling
you heard you think they're appearing around hugging, the
left hand wall. I want to first put a finger to
my lips. Then start griefing of this way.
Skipping the Trap stairs. Give me a stealth check.
Please. Oh my God. 23, good.
Roll you. Creep up the stairs.
Avoiding the Trap. Silent as a mouse.

(04:14:29):
You make your way up to the verytop of the steps now and you get
a better. Look at the individual kind of
the pillar. You see?
If the boot now much clearer andyou see them about the Statue of
the person and even half of their face about a plane of
their face, hidden behind the wall, you look after your right
down the hallway. Nothing's there you look up to
your left. Nothing is there either the

(04:14:52):
quick glimpses reveal that you guys seem to be alone here and
you look across now and you see the following site, it looks to
be a halfling across the way from you.
This halfling looks older, definitely grizzled and
adventuring type in the half face that you see.
Looks like a stout man's face. You'll also see, sort of edging

(04:15:15):
out, you didn't quite see it before because it was dark but
there is the shoulder of a pollen like a paladins pauldron
sticking out just a hair. Oh, this is for sure an
adventurer and you're not sure if you recognize them, not at
least from the face, you have. I want to draw my chain with a

(04:15:36):
quietly as possible. I know that sounds hard to do,
but I did roll 23. And then I want to like, swing
around the corner, really quick and sort of brandish.
Oh, no, wait, what? Am I say brandishing?
My gun. And I want to say what you see
it around for you jump out and you frighten the shit out of
this individual. They were looking way down this

(04:15:56):
whole way but you prepped up just enough where you scared him
Point Blank and they jump back five feet and you get a full
view. Now of this halfling who is
wearing plate mail with a long blue, Cape flowing behind them
and bears. A huge way to oversized sword
along their Hill along their waist wrapped around a belt.
It's not drawn. It's it's well she then the

(04:16:18):
individual doesn't look to be having any weapons of any sort
and the two hands. Go up wildly as the halfling
crooks out of. So, sorry, it listen.
It's nothing. I don't want to hurt you.
I just that we need to take thatpath and you're blocking it, and
I don't know if you're a fighter, it's just we're waiting
to see if you would move along already, it's just sorry.

(04:16:40):
And the figure looks flustered and scared and looks at your
fire. It up, she's my gun.
Hey, more, the merrier, you can come join us.
So long as you're not going to like, try to hurt us or
anything. No, no.
My my party is, as camped a couple rooms that way, and they
Point sort of vaguely down a hallway and then tilt their hand
toward another hallway as if pointing in two different

(04:17:02):
directions in a cone shape if you will.
I should probably be getting back to them.
It's just they Wonder one of us to watch you guys because it's
dangerous to Camp here. And we wanted to camp at the
base of the sixth floor and it'sjust down the stairs, but you
guys are blocking it and we thought maybe you guys were
killers and you were trying to kill people who were trying to
go down and I didn't just like puzzle thing with some mimics

(04:17:23):
Edge, you know? If you're going to try to go to
the Explorer, you might want to come up with us because figuring
out this damn music. Mix puzzle has been like pretty
much a headache and it we could all go through at the same time
before the door seals again. So you guys just resting right
now. You're not like camping it out.
So there's like, all these mimics in this room behind us in
this. So, we need to camp out to see
which ones don't move over today, to figure out, which Ones

(04:17:45):
in the real chest and then we need to go with the real chest
tomorrow. No, actually surprisingly not
sorry. No.
No, we're a group of good Folk. Us too, but just calm down,
being good. It's never felt this bad.
Okay, join us. Come along little one.

(04:18:06):
Oh no, I really should be getting back to my grouper.
Can I meet you all? In the morning?
I'll bring the the party of mineand we'll convene and plan it
out. I just if you actually are
getting a long rest, I really should be too.
Sorry to impose, the figure looks flustered and scared.
It's fine. What about the top of the

(04:18:27):
stairs? Just give us a shout down and
away further instruction, right?Right.
So sorry for the sneaking again.I know that's suspicious and I
just really to be honest. I'm sorry I did, so it's very
successful. Well done, you must be the
thing. Thank you.
Know. I am a knight.

(04:18:48):
However, I understand that sometimes still is tactically
beneficial. But yes, of course again, so
sorry. As you could have guessed the
same reason I did so myself, butI'll be going now.
And please make yourself enjoy the space down there and beware.
I've seen a lot of goblins around here.
Also tell your friend the Dragonborn, I'm sorry if I

(04:19:09):
startled him. I was watching him earlier.
Yeah, right. Yeah, the figure picks up a
small stool that you hadn't noticed behind him.
That looks to be a sort of fold-up little wooden stool that
he grabs and goes running all through the whole ways behind
him clanking somewhat loudly clack clack, clack clack.
C shave about self head, back down the stairs.

(04:19:31):
Careful of the booby trap ones, you head back.
Avoiding the booby traps. Malik just gives you a wave.
You're scared that punk. But then we started had a good
talk. I think he's gonna join us
tomorrow to go through them in the clear Malika sort of jumps
out of his chair. Now when he looks like he's
Rowdy, all of a sudden as you guys.
All right, let's see. Any throws a sort of air punch

(04:19:52):
it. Nothing in front of him.
I just scared him off. I get one of these with his
other hand. No, it was more like one of
these and I make finger gun and sort of show us a waving around
the gun. He sort of hunkers down and he
goes and he said, I don't know if you start, I don't know if
you could even win a fish fight but you are ah you got what it

(04:20:12):
takes us. She's my finger gun and then
raise my fist. Let's find out.
All right, come on. Let's see what you got started.
I do them keep score. I start reading a little tallie.
I want to throw, you know, like boxing.
I'm not doing it as hard as I can.

(04:20:33):
I'm trying to prove I can hit him, right?
Yeah. Give me a roll to hit, that's
it. Oh yeah, for no, for no damage,
just for a bunch. Yeah, don't worry my punches.
Don't do damage at the right. So actually, I am hitting as
hard as I can. Hold back on it, 16.
Um, that does hit you glance malaga's shoulder and it's it,

(04:20:55):
it's glancing for a moment. But you Curve Your Hand, just
right? That you get a solid connection,
any twists with the punch a bit.And he goes, oh shit.
That was good. All right, all right, and you
see without warning, he throws afist at you as well as writing
your stomach. Oh he got a 14.
To hit it hits. I puke nice.

(04:21:15):
I clean shot right to your gut. He also pulls it a little bit
but it is sort of a weak point. So it catches you right.
Oh you feel a brief bit of nausea hits.
You all right. I was good.
That was good. All right now give me a real
we're about to fall asleep anyway, I'll rest it all.
Okay, okay. Straighten up straighten up, hit

(04:21:39):
on my fist, throwing together, remember that I have metal
nails. So my arm strikes actually do,
do do Do do you like a scratch by the way?
Just for, for reference, if you're still punching it
wouldn't be able to add damage. But if you're going for a
scratch, it once then, Okay. Four.

(04:22:01):
Four does not hit uh Malik just goes in for another this time.
All right. All right, let's see if you take
this one. All right.
Okay. Backs up a bit and you see he
sort of fans with the right and goes into hard for the left.
Getting a oh God. Not 20.
Malik is oh. So even though he tries to hold
back on this one, this one I actually does bleed some damage.

(04:22:24):
And as he does one bludgeoning damage to you smacking, you
really hard, right? Sort of on that area, on the
side of the neck. It isn't enough to hurt your
windpipe but you feel the muscles down your neck.
Cramp up hard as your shoulder Burns.
Oh shit. Sorry, that was too hard.
That was too hard. Sorry.
Okay. All right, all right.

(04:22:47):
Double points. All right.
That subtracts. The point in trouble.
All right. All right.
Malika's waves, a hand. And he goes back, and he slumps
back down into the little seat in front of the, in front of the

(04:23:09):
tent, and looks back out into the hallway bored.
I want to slump next to him and then try to surprise attack.
So, attack with advantage of strike, one more to straight to
the shoulder as hard as I can roll to hit, he's not expecting
it, okay. Oh, it's okay.
The first one is good. Okay, another now one but it was
Advantage. So, no, so, um, dirty, 20, oh

(04:23:30):
yeah, that'll hit Wham mean and clean right to the shoulder, a
perfect square punch. He does actually recoil from
this. It's not enough to knock him off
the seat, but it really like pulls in his arm goes oh fuck
man. And he looks to you and he's got
a, he's got a good big genuine smile on his face.
And he looks like he too, um, the flickering light of those

(04:23:53):
that beautiful Enchanted chandelier inside some years,
Various tent is casting Shadows against you guys, against the
wall on the stone. As you guys are play fighting
and Orpheus out of the corner ofyour eye, something shifts, you
catch it. It was hard to catch.
In fact, if you hadn't gotten a beautiful 24 on your perception,

(04:24:18):
check, you might not have caughtthis at all.
A slight Shimmer in the darkness.
Perhaps, there's trick of the light, a ripple in the air, you
turn your head. Now to where the whole way.
It's only been of a few minutes since you've been out of it.
But you look out now, sort of curious as what it is.
You just saw out of the corner of your eye and or face, you

(04:24:38):
feel your stomach drop out from under you.
As you see feeling the entire passageway nigh invisible safe
for a DC, 20% of the walls, the floor and the ceiling sliding
its way down this Corridor is a massive Gillette Miss Cube.

(04:25:01):
Oh, it is silent, merely invisible.
However, the thing that caught your eye, the Shimmer that you
saw dragging up against the ground, in this thing, a small
little Goblin child pressed inside of it with a little looks
like silver chain wrapped aroundits neck.

(04:25:22):
That caught the light just so. Oh my God, the dim light from
the tent now warps around it andit's almost completely
translucent. You see this Goblin child press
against the Bottom. Now in full View and at first it
seems sort of distant. But now as you stare, it is
moving towards you. Well, you towards Doom, you are

(04:25:47):
trapped behind the debris, wall,you still hear mimics not a lot.
It's probably only like 10 or 20left.
According to you, do them. But they're, they're wrestlers,
they're twitching in their poised and waiting, but this,
Mass of acid, slides down the corridor and you guys have
anywhere else to go and that's where we're going to end our

(04:26:08):
session tonight. I'm good spot to end.
Oh, yes. Think about the rule.
Yeah, we're going classic dungeon here, babe.
We got mimic chests. We got this Cube.
It's all here, baby. Oh, my first mimic, I think

(04:26:30):
babies. First mimic, it's about to be
baby's first. 20 mimics fought in.
Yeah, 96. Yeah.
So now this is a fun game if you'd rather fight 20 mics or a
queue puzzle. You have not solved like you
puzzle. I saw.
Thank you. You sold shit.

(04:26:57):
Oh, that's good to hear. It's filled the hallway.
It's squelches down. The steps actually as it does.
So all of your clay balls and glass dust gets sucked into it.
Great, Adding to the mess. It actually does make it a
little bit easier as diffuse outthrough it.
They start melting pretty quickly, but then, it sort of
just looks like a speckled blob.Mm and it makes it a bit easier

(04:27:19):
to see. It is also at this point right
at the end here where you guys hear a shout from inside of the
tent as Samir goes something is wrong.
What two fucking late idiot? All right, we'll pick up their
next time. You guys, I hope you enjoyed
this session. Thank you guys, for a great
session. I will.

(04:27:40):
I guess I'll have a pick us up there next time.
Yeah, we'll see what happens. Good session.
Okay. I love you to queue up the poll
results. I know you've all been lying
awake in bed. Waiting to find them the pool.
Not to go over the votes of is, from episode 17.

(04:28:01):
Survivor in this poll, we asked you to vote.
What is the best ship? Your options were higher end.
The most versus doom, and fatherLucchese vs malice, and Samir
verses two women. The lady of pain versus
jackknife and Grimlock versus orofi and Samir versus Deimos

(04:28:22):
and malagos. So try to go bottom to top and
our echelons. Yeah, I think so.
Bottom two echelon's, these two only got one vote each that was
higher and demos, and demos and malagos.
Sorry demos. We hate your postseason forever

(04:28:47):
Batchelor. It's just that we don't want to
see you. Take him.
Yeah. Second Cheer.
These each got two votes, they were doom and father Luce and
Samir jackknife and Grim walk and Oro and Samir and then in

(04:29:08):
first place but significant margin.
Can I get a drum roll, please? Do them and the lady of pain
medicine, all together, put you so we should.

(04:29:36):
Oh my god. Oh buddy, wake me up at 6:45.

(04:30:09):
Lucius really I just don't see this person.
It's like I'm unable to. Well, that's that's a dueling
exclusive thing, not About the basics.
To visit a personality thing or like, well, it's like, you know

(04:30:32):
how like all my characters have to be like a little.
Like, what is something? Oh, my God, say the line.
Say it say it. Oh, I can't just have to have
some complicated relationships with identity.
I Think play a dominant person. Hello.
Actually speaking just, I'm going like pure human Paladin

(04:30:57):
next campaign and Seemed like hejust puts a teacher to step on
it with high heels. I believe in Isaac's range as an
actor. Thank you.
I don't think anyone could access that hard.
It's not good. I don't know.

(04:31:34):
I really like how do them deprived father Lucius of like
basic rights and and like and hewas kind of like excited about
it too. Just The Vibes I got.
He said. Today we want to ask you all.

(04:32:01):
Who would you most like to go onwatch with, whether you are play
fighting or watching your imminent?
Tomb, who's towards you? Who do you want to talk with?
We will lots of good options. So, vote in our poll, please.
We love to see your feedback at all.
So it helps us gauge or engagement, more importantly,

(04:32:24):
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they're all gone. Oh dead, we'll restart with new
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(04:32:48):
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