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March 31, 2025 241 mins

The delve into the Undermountain reaches the 6th floor - and the Runts find evidence of Monty in the dungeon!

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(00:01):
All right, you guys. Welcome back to run pack goes
plain walking episode 22. Oh, let's get into it.
Last time, we began with our adventures on the fourth level
of the undermountain, a dungeon beneath a mountain outside of
Water Deep where we are searching for hires lost brother

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Monte, who's mostly went dungeonearring here, looking for money
to bring back to the other people of Aether who are like
fighting sleeping at some Churches.
We, we're all in the fourth level, he's levels getting
harder as they get deeper, we had set up, our Omega tint near
three other tents to hire took the first watch.

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They talked about brothers, blah, blah, blah, feeling, you
know, that sort of, she stuff. Um, there were they noticed,
another Mega tent. I'm assuming it was smaller than
ours. So I didn't ask specifically
with people active inside after they went to sleep, Demos in
Oro, took over the watch, they saw an awakened in the

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different, in the distance, in the morning, higher set out, To
make friends with the other people around.
We found a large hairy guy who was extremely unfriendly.
Um, meanwhile severe exited his own private test.
All black dungeoneering outfit. It was very impressive, only the

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beginning of it, okay, higher approached, the other group, in
the mega 10, they were super friendly.
They were sort of dominion of about our running rats.
Guild that we've recently joinedand they told us the name of us
their Guild is the Apple puttingwhich is the dumbest shit I've
ever heard. Later on this floor doodle the

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curse sword out of the wall through I think it was pureness
of heart um we found a room witha freaky burned up cat thing
inside of this huge brassiere that's what things you like as a
lamp. Not as in the things that hold a
beautiful. Well A beautiful gorgeous woman.

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A sort of leather wallet that had a riddle inside which I
think higher was the one who brilliantly figured out that we
had to burn nine cards. Was it higher?
I say it's higher higher, gets the credit.
Oh yeah. To burn nine cards to open a
hidden door. Um, meanwhile Oro.
Tried to burn some bugs, then learned that and the material
plane, and animals have souls inour life and that freaked him

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out. Um, hired the card puzzle, found
an ancient tobacco. So of mummified with a cat's.
I do draw up necklace, which wasenchanted with, he falling,
which tends to all falling damage.
Um moving on to the dungeon smear to Doom I believe admitted

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that he was in the jungle so long when he was drafted in
Jungle hell for like 10,000 years that he has actually like
his fucking memory chip has degraded and he has forgotten
some of our old conversations. So now He feels awkward to talk
to us. Um, meanwhile, we found a
petrified statue of a human positioned, right in front of

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the stairs, to the fifth floor with many carvings all along it,
it seemed like somewhat of a waypoint, including a carving.
And Monty is handwriting that said, beyond this point, you may
die. But the prepared, survive was,
of course, a rat symbol to represent the running rats, who
are not a lame guilt. They have many cool.

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You forgot to mention that, thatstatue, that's bagged bagged,
that shit. That's just coming with.
We took this. Statue with us, that's ours.
Now we're probably gonna resurrect him if we remember to
do it because it's sucks. He is a Corky point you guys,
there's a lot of parts about climbing members that are
unethical and that's just one ofmany.

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On the fifth floor on the stairs.
Down we found two burnt corpses sort of melted together, the
thing style, it was two of the elves from the group higher
talked to earlier in mega tent. Um, there is also just like a
lot of smells of Old Blood. It was really gross.
In the first room, we found the third elf from that party

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sitting cross-legged. He was like yeah I killed the
other two but they were gonna betray me.
Once they found the great artifact, they were gonna betray
me. Um we just sort of speed walked
past him and his issues. we walked through so deep mud,
there's this hallway, like sunk pretty deep into it and then

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torches dropped in the mud caught on fire because it was in
fact, oil started melting Samir and higher hid in the bag of
holding while Deimos created, a tensors floating disc that Doula
me and Molly Road out and doom teleported Deimos out.

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Dooms foot. Had been stuck in a bear trap
but it tried it out and white lasers shown out of Dooms torn
up foot because it's mutation umsimilarly, like right after that
Samir admitted to us, that he had an extreme fear of fighting
in bags to holding because the way he originally got teleported

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to sir, cat was accidentally threw a bag of holding accident.
So that's fucked up real. They happen all the time.
We proceeded on to the sixth floor where we ran into a Pave
in just at the bottom of the stairs, past the cave in was a
room full of mimics, which are afirst very sneakily, snug into

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and found a giant door among thesneak.
The sneaking the sleeping mimicswith a huge piece of parchment.
On the wall. That read two whomever follows
themselves into this Corridor. You may find migration wonderful
trip for here. You will find, I have placed

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four chests around the central pillow, the three arched
vegetables, one holds the key. And this is funny because all
the mimics look like chests, so fucking sucks.
It's funny or else scrambled under the wreckage back to where
his friends were and they made aplan to set off a fire to upset
all the mimics and have them runaround like crazy.

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Well, do them watched with its Keen?
Mind to figure out which four didn't move around.
So they most shot one to the fireball they want.
Crazy. Um, meanwhile for safety sake,
Samir allowed us into his tent, which turned out to be bigger on
the inside and absurdly fancy. There is a king size bed piled,

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high with pillows, Golden Light from a crystal, chandelier all
this bullshit of higher and Davos took the first one Higher
us today. Most if he wanted to go back for
his father and they most was like, fuck that guy some years,
my real dad. Oh five.
Child goblins came to check out our tent but didn't cause any

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problems then me and Malice wenton.
Watch, we had some stupid art heart up around.
Oh, of the stairs across the hallway.
I saw someone hiding around the corner, a human, with a boot on.
I sort of snuck up around him and jump, scared of him.
It was an older halfling who wasbasically worried we were trying

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to stake out the tunnel and attacking a new Astros like no,
we're just figuring out this mimic puzzle.
If you meet us here tomorrow morning, we can all go through
it together and then I went backdownstairs and Malice and I
playfully boxed each other for like a while.
I was cute. Mid boxing, we noticed that
filling the passageway and almost completely invisible

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flush against the walls floor and sealing was a gelatinous
cube. Dragging a tiny Goblin child
limp inside it across the floor and completely trapping Us in
that. Brings us back up today.
Let's go baby. All right so you all find

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yourself between a rock and a hard place or should I say place
a mimics and a squishy slimy place.
All the gelatinous cube the cubeis a slow-moving thing but
honestly in the grand scheme of things not that slowly, it could
probably reach your little area,your tucked away Nook in a
minute's time, or Or less, it feels the entire door frame.

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Now from end to end wall to walland it's slightly translucent.
You can see all the way through,but it's like, looking through,
thick glass like aquarium glass.You see a little splotches of
what looked like dust and debris, shoved inside of this
Cube as well. A goblin dragged up against the
bottom floor of it face down. Looks to have been caught dead

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center in the gelatinous cube. So far.
As you all recall, most of the mimics had gone to sleep, but
about a dozen still remain active and hungry hunting around
the room. Slowly listening for any sounds.
They can hear that. Might indicate living things
that can bite onto. So you guys are all trapped here
so far. The only people awake are

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Orpheus and malicious. But I assume that you would
probably say something or oh yesI oh shit.
All right, and he runs inside the tent now and bangs on two of
his knives together, making a loud.
I like the fuk up. We got a problem and with that I

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would like everyone to roll initiative.
Um can I get along rest before this?
This is not a long rest yet the evening.
Okay. Hi.
I got as well done initiative. I got.
A 16 maybe six, nice nice. Um, what did you get over their

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Doom. Ah, nine nine.
Okay, it is also at this point that I should mention the most
4D, most is feeling unwell. He's sick.
And as a tummy ache, and is sitting this out in some years
tent. We start initiative or a face,
you look off and see the giant gelatinous Cube.
Sloshing its way down. The corridor Malik is looking at

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two shitt, I don't know. We're supposed to do that look
like fucking scary and just as you guys look at it and fear,
And the rest of those inside, wake up, dulum, you come out of
your Sentry mode. To find a rustling in your bag.
Oh God. Not again.
You think another fucking dog isprobably coming out as the bag
shakes and shivers and looks to be opening from the inside,

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please? If I could have everyone welcome
back to the table and Jaya, I'd like.
Post you see a giant hippo? Like head, poked out of the
head, Doom, where am I Jai you? Crawl out.
Now you find yourself in a lavish tent with beautiful

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pillows and blankets and rugs all around.
You, have you see the rest of your friends?
But they look nervous. Where Uh no no.
You haven't been. That bag.
Is that fucking Jaya. What are you doing in there?
Oh God, there's so many other guys.

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I would I fell in and I was at home.
Oh, I went back at the hotel. I do.
Did you guys get new place? Is that with these Cube like,
but I Didn't know you had a person in there.
Yeah, we're very far Underground.

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And watery while you were gone. What who are you guys again?
Just There are such a lazy just cube right there y'all.
Oh God this time trout, this time differently.

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Within like that like bag of holding to Jaya.
Get smeared too. This, how long is this gonna
take? I need to get back home to my
children. To get.
Enough. I just saw him in there.

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Oh no. Samir looks over at you duel him
and shakes his head. I knew that would be fucking
people in their Your kidding me.We're gonna have to burn it.
Try it. You're in war attack.
You're up now, you're up. You're out you.
It is actually your turn, your first initiative somehow.

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I'm just so good. You're looking off in the
distance shy, it's sort of hard to see what exactly or her face
is talking about. You just see a dragon, a dragon,
a goblin getting dragged along the ground and what looks like
sort of like a feel me glassy texture in the hallway.
Can you guys just run me throughreal real quick?

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Can we go for anywhere the behind?
That's all. And I pointed the like wall
behind us. Like the only Escape it sort of
the full of 100 sleeping mimics.So, if we go there, we just keep
very quiet, probably even in here, they need to keep pretty
quiet, unless you wake them up, which is fine because they can't

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get in here to us, but if we allstart melting, we might want to
go into their to them. Oh okay.
Oh, I don't think I could shoot this.
This doesn't feel like somethingI could shoot.
I can code. Um, I'm gonna take a torch.
I'm gonna take one of my torcheslight it and throw it at the
cube. All right, you light up a torch,

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it ignites in your hand is the flint and steel, ignites the
oils on the end. You see a little easier now is
in front of you, the filmy sort of glassy texture of a
gelatinous cube. You Huck the torch.
Are you trying to damage it or just light up the area?
Of him to see if he might catch on fire.

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But I also do want to get a better look of what inside of
him. Okay, you Huck the torch.
Adam roll to hit. Then this is gonna be like an
unarmed strike. Okay, baby, 19.
Oh yeah, all right, nice. You hook the Twirling spinning

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flaming torch in this direction and the torch lands perfectly
right on the floor in front of the cube, as it's sort of
squelches forward. It's quilts just onto the top of
the torch and you see the Flameslicking at the edge of the
Slime, lighting up the area, a little better.
You know, have a better view of the Ooze itself.
This thing is a giant perfect Cube, it feels the whole way

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literally into end. You see no Airway to get to the
other side of the passageway. In fact, it basically stops
right at the staircase up as yourecall, your sort of at the
bottom of a small about half of story staircase and so behind
this Cube. Oh, you can see is the half
stairs leading up, you can't really see much behind it.
The cube itself is fairly translucent.

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It's was sort of hard to catch from a distance.
The only thing that really stands out to you is the sort of
cleanliness that it leaves on the walls and floor behind it.
You know this before where therewas a lot of dust in the dungeon
now it is perfectly cleaned under and beside you.
Alongside there's bits of clouded dust inside of the cube
in spaces. And the most obvious thing is a

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large goblin. Not exactly.
Full grown you'd think. But perhaps more like a
adolescent to Goblin face down in the bottom of the cube.
About a third of the way in, it looks to all the world as a dead
creature. It's getting dragged along the
ground. So what if we climb, what if we
made a little, the something that jump over it?

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I don't know. We want to raise that but it's
touching the sea. And I think look up it touches
every wall and oh I think just go in their room.
Be required. But did at least one more time

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to think. How fast is?
How fast is it? Moving it looks to be moving
somewhat slowly. Um, you can't quite tell though
you'll probably have to wait a full turn to see.
Okay, I guess that's it for my turn.
I don't really have much on my personal like action situation.

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Then up next to Sir Orpheus, youlook at this thing as it creeps
down the hallway. It's moving slow and its
initiative wasn't that high. It seems to be probably one of
the last things to move but nevertheless it is fully filling
the rooms. What would you like to do?
It's such a good question. Oh, be quiet, a vial blood.

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I have a ball. Okay, this is what I do seeing
giant attack. I want to take my bottle of oil
and holding it in my hand cast. Catapult on it actually, sorry.
Of course, not holding it in my hand.
Shoving it in my non-functional gone.
Arcane Focus. So your Cube needs to make a

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dexterity saving throw, which I would argue as disadvantaged on
since it can't jump in any direction except backwards and
I'm shooting down the hall. Got a decks of one.
Okay, there you go, ahead and make the safe.
Here I go. Good roll.
Nice five is 12. Don't worry, the DC was 16.

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So it's gonna take 3D 8, bludgeoning damage.
Don't know how that exactly goesfor it.
All the damage. Yeah, you're trying to have this
thing explode on it or you just rocking it into the inside.
I'm hoping It'll like sort of get inside, then collide, with
some of the bones, Etc, floatingaround in there and break

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inside. Got it.
Okay, that sounds good. Okay, okay, then I will turn to
my party. Does anyone else have oil?
Oh, I like it from that pit. No!
Oh my clothing. Soaked in oil.
Isn't Matt, Lucas greasy, right?Shut the fuk up.
All right, we don't Look down your clothes are not soaked.

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It's been several hours of walking since then and it would
have been really uncomfortable with them oil so you've been
able to like ring him out such that most pressed to digit me.
Press, did you sick in the tent?You guys, I think the most is
under the weather. He's very smarter thing I could
have done but tell me ache seemslike he should back up and come

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help us. He said his tummy hurts.
All right. It is Samira you carry oil.
He looks sort of behind that is sleek black backpack and goes.
I think I might have some but what is your plan?
You haven't told us yet if we Are you sure?

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It's flammable that thing looks pretty.
I just I worry that trying to kill it before it gets to us,
might be impossible. I think we should just start
getting rid of some of the larger rocks on the side here
and making our way into this next room.
Okay. You guys do that.
I'm going to I'll Stand point because I want to cast Grace on
it into it, you know. All right, if it go for it, go

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cash, your grace, do you wait, Can you an hour?
You have to wait, I have to wait, but I understand it's
down. All right.
So um, you notice that the sort of bottle of oil that you hooked
into the center of it did crack open a little bit in the oil is
steeping into the use of it, half of it looks disorder, be
diffusing through some of it looks to also just be sort of
digested up eating a little bit but the blood and damage did hit

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you think. Um give me a perception check.
I A 18 baby. All right.
You look and you notice from thebludgeoning damage that you did.
You are not sure that it took the full brunt of it.
Yeah. That makes perfect sense.
Honestly. Okay, that's the end of your go.
Then up next is higher higher. What would you like to do?

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I turn to my group and go. I don't know how helpful I'll
be. I can't really move the Rocks
either but I'll I'll form a Frontline and I'll just go ahead
and cast magic Missile. Okay?
You twist your hands and Magic missiles appear, roll damage.
And we did not get a rest, right?

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You have not gotten a rest yet unfortunately not.
Cool. So I rolled poorly.
So the total is going to be 46 at 10 damage, okay?
That's still pretty good 10 damage.
Goes flying toward the gelatinous cube smacking into

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the side of it. As it is yes.
The force does look like an impact, fully into the side of
this thing. All of your missiles do sort of
fizzle quickly into the Ooze, though.
Your damage was dealt successfully.
This thing is just real fucking big.
It doesn't seem to slow its movement or hungry in the
slightest as a further and anything else you got to do on

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your turn higher? Oh God, we're gonna die.
I guess I'll try to use the restof my turn to like create a
better path with the Rocks if I can like start moving any rocks.
Um yeah. Okay.
On your bonus section, you can do.

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So I'll need Strength check fromyou though, okay?
Seven. Um okay that is not quite the DC
I had in mind so as you go to start pulling Autumn higher you
like see that? It's somewhat precarious, you
think? If you pushed really hard you
could just topple all the Rocks over but that would be pretty
loud. And it would once again leave
you guys open to attacks. So with your seven, you don't

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feel comfortable enough or confident to be able to remove
any of the rock successfully. Yeah, sorry guys, I'll be
defense. With that, I move on to now,
Doom is up, Doom, what would youlike to do having?
Looked at this whole for a whileart.
Did you say that some of the mimics are still like awake or
are they all? Yes, about a dozen of them are
still up. They're not moving quickly

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anymore. Before they were in a frenzy
bouncing off, the walls. Now they're sort of just like
sniffing along the ground as it were you look in and they're
just sort of stumbling around, you've noticed that they don't
really seem to, like look in thetraditional sense.
They mostly just seem to be listening and perhaps smelling
either way though, right now they are not moving fast, but it

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doesn't. It's a big room though.
From what you can tell. Okay, I'll turn to my group.
It's seems like some of the mimics are still awake.
If we go in there, they could probably wake up.
The others water for real, fuckin tired, it's not tired,
I'm so tired. But if we're real fucking sneaky
about it, you know. I don't know, any of us are very
sneaky shit. I do have another idea though,
okay. Well we could get into two

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group. One group, go into the bag of
holding the other into my bag. And then, while I'm inside of my
bag, I could teleport one personholding both bags through the
slime. Now that's interesting.
True, we have at least lead it away, not to be trapped in here
so that could work just as a gameplay mechanism to remind you

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guys. It hasn't come up yet because
you haven't been in combat yet with the bag of holding but to
crawl into a bag of holding or abag of extra dimensional space.
It does cost an action. So to leave a cost in action,
just for your guys's knowledge. So it costs two actions to get
in and out, okay. It's pretty fast all in, total
like 10, you know, 10 12 secondsin the Overworld especially when

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you're out of combat, that kind of stuff doesn't matter.
But for this, I just want to letyou guys know.
But either way, that's a pretty good idea.
There's one problem, though. Aren't their fucking dogs and
wanting your bags? Yeah, but I just came from
there. Giant, did you see any dogs in
there? You know, I think I saw my, my

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kids I'm pretty sure. Did you find already died?
Not too long ago? So listen, we can all agree that
Giants kids definitely aren't real, right?
Yeah, see Great. Well I'm I'm almost scared if
the bag can replicate DNA. Can it also then have offspring?

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On behalf of other people. But that Countess of spring, if
it you didn't make it. Oh god.
Oh that's sort of interesting. I don't know if it's Offspring,
though. It's probably more like a
brother. and so, I got I could use one of those right now.
I think whatever we do. It's a lot better than the cube

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though. Yeah.
I'm all into limbs back thing. Well, who would like to stay out
of the bags. I can do it.
I left someone else wants to, but I'm brave and I'm Brazilian
and I'm very teleport. Oh, I've already used my action.
I would also be willing to just because the most wants to stay
in my little tent and I don't know if I can bring the tent

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into your bag. That might be too many in a row
and I think being outside and catching it, myself would be
better but then the cube will just go for you Samir and
wouldn't do them teleport me. Isn't that the plan?
Yeah, with you. I think you say and he can hold
all three at once. It would be a lot but, you know,
I could next work. Haha, haha.

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Okay, this thing seemed to have caught us in an unfortunate
situation, though. We are very backed into the
corner in the off-chance that Dooms plan doesn't work.
I also think that the stealth idea could be turned into a run
for our lives idea. Doom.
You know which four chests are the right ones, right?
Yes. We could just each go for a

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different one and just hope thatwe make it through.
Grab what we need and run to theother end before the end of the
Minix, in their catch on. I don't know, but you will, but
I think we could probably want from run from one to the other
in a 30 seconds or less. If we do see me, Just I I it's

(27:29):
nice to have backup options. Just an idea regardless though
we can do the Doolin bag idea. Now, what do la, what do you
think? I suppose it is your bag.
I think this plan is more safe. I like it as a backup plan,
though. I I think back up plans are
important. All right, so do them.
It is your turn. What would you like to do?
Um I I'll start getting inside my bag.

(27:49):
All right. You climb in on in there.
Um, which bag are you climbing in?
I suppose you have, so I guess just for bookkeeping higher.
Has the bag of holding right? I think so.
Okay so um or you stepping into the bag with the with the dogs
in it we'll call it. Yeah just because mechanically
like I think I I don't I don't know the multi-dimensions thing.

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I don't know if I can cast Dimensions so I just want to go
and say my bag. Okay.
Um you'll probably have to use your rope that you have.
They'll self-winding one to dropdown there so you don't pick
fall damage on the way. So you unwind Your rope, it
drops down smoothly. And you sort of slide a little
ways down the Rope to just sort of be right inside of the bag.

(28:34):
You can sort of have it where your little head is peeking just
out so you can see through the portal for the entrance, I
guess. All right.
So should we just follow you in there to them?
Sure. Somebody you will probably have
to watch out for creatures down here fucking creatures Jesus.
Look, we're always fighting creatures of some form or
another, that's kind of what we do for a living.
Yeah. And that I suppose is Dooms turn

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up next to Samir Samir. Looks out yet.
You all right. Should I be the one out or a
face? Did you want to?
I suppose I could just pull the most out and dragged him with
me. He's very sick.
You know, his tummy. You can I know I.
I'm hearing you and well, I think it's ridiculous.
I know I don't have time to fight you on this, if you can do
this without melting or something.

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Then, yes, I'll go in. I'll go in.
I trust you. You got this.
He looks like you, and you see his eyes sort of narrow when he
goes out of face. I think you are more Brave than
I am. And we both know this.
I would think that you would be safe out here.
Okay, I'll stay out here. You jump in, he knows his head
right off. I go, then do them.

(29:40):
Should I just jump down? It looks like the fall.
How about you? What does that mean?
I Already, are you going to carry?
I will get the most out, hold onany darts, inside the tent and a

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moment flashes. And you see him walk out with
the most sort of slung over his shoulder.
The most is green around the face.
I don't let him out of my bag ofmercury during our watch.
He fucking ate the mercury, didn't he?
Yeah, but, I mean, the most. Now, what into your bag higher
or I suppose dulum is getting in.

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There are a lot of bags happening.
Uh no. I think you're going to do them
back. I think right?
He kicks behind him at the tent on the ground and it snaps one
of the poles inside downward. And you see the whole thing
collapse. Quickly into a smaller form as
he grabs it up off the ground, slaps it into his backpack and
descends, the rope with demos into Dooms bag.

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They descend all the way down tothem.
Past you down the Rope, to the bottom floor.
Where many of the sort of clattered around items or Lane
it smells weird than here. We shouldn't stay in here too
long. It's might learn our imprint and
create more of us, I agree, right?
And with that it is now the gelatinous Cube's turn the great
creature. Moves five, 10 15 feet forward

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slurping along the way. It's huge.
And it, well, it looks like it'smoving slowly half speed for a
normal creatures. It does slide along the walls
with some sort of apparent ease.You see it slurp over the torch
that giant Throne. Immediately extinguishing it
some Ooze, bubbles up a bit as it takes a bit of fire damage
running over the edge of the torch.

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But the torch is quickly. Extinguished leaving you all
with? Just what little like you have
on hand moves 15 feet forward ora face.
You look at it, it's it approaches right up next to you
within five feet and the great news is going to make and in
golfing attack or a face as a small part of the use.

(31:53):
It's sort of beautiful the way. It moves like water, all of a
sudden swashes towards you like a wave, reaching out with a
large bulbous suit upon like armto engulf you.
The great thing reaches out and I need a dexterity saving throw
from you. Okay, it's a high DC.
Oh, it's really good. No, you guys.

(32:16):
What was that? Is that a nine to nine single
digits to nine? I'll just go ahead and roll a
new character. You all watch in a horror.
As the gelatinous cube squelch is a 15 feet right behind or a
face or face. You were busy shouting out
orders. You felt confident in your
leadership ability, in the plantfelt good and all of a sudden,

(32:36):
right? Alongs your body, your arm and
leg. Get pulled in and all of the
rest of your body. Gets suck.
Into the inside of the gelatinous cube pulled quickly
to about Center mass of the entire thing as it does.
So it immediately It's slurps out real nice.

(32:59):
The way it moves again is very confusing.
It's slides down the whole way, very slowly, but the way it's
sort of suited like, arm reachesout and grabs you.
It looks like it actually had kind of a range on its reach and
reaches out easily, five feet. You think it might be able to
reach further. Oh, I'm so it could have even
stopped up a little shorter and still grabbed out an arm.

(33:20):
But as it grabs onto you and sucks you in it, immediately
does six D6 damage. I'm dead.
I told the light leave aura's goggles.
You could live this 60-6 know. He rolled.
It's 22. it was 22 damage or a fast, you Are pulled in and it

(33:44):
takes a second as it's the same feeling when you hold your hand
over fire for a moment. And the first couple seconds,
almost, nothing happened. It's sort of an eerie feeling
and then all of a sudden, a burning ass of acidifying
feeling Falls over you as you are, burned up from the outside
in acid. Burning away at your clothes at

(34:07):
your hair, at your items and everything, goes black, flicker,
flicker, flicker or face. Your body is still in Golf
Center mass of this creature. The rest of you guys can see or
if it's sort of suspended almostin the air but head is slumped
down and you see or face is clothes are rapidly, melting
away. The goggles even looks to have a

(34:29):
small bit of acid clung to the side's burning away or Rose Hair
burning away as well. It's a nasty youth balls.
Me Mason if you bold me see how long you stay.
Here. Um, right now or if you are
effectively restrained, if you come back and you move alongside

(34:52):
this thing, like when it moves you move.
Uh-huh. Um, so the way that gelatinous
cubes work is right now, you canbe seen But in D&D mechanics
wise you have total cover or if i s you fall unconscious.
But as it is not mad, I guess it's turn.
Holy fucking shit. Or what happened?
You runs up to the cube now and looks to pull you out.

(35:15):
He trusts to reach his hands in the foolishness of this man.
Cheers. There's a rule for this.
Hold on, I got to be right. Oh yeah the great creature seems
to hold its ground. His Malik is reaches in making a
Strength check to try to pull you out with a high DC.

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Let's see if he's got. It takes an action to do this.
Malaga has a plus zero to strength.
What, and he got a six. Oh, he reaches in, you hear him
Screech out in pain as reaching into this Cube.
He seems to automatically take atotal of not that much 8 damage

(35:57):
of acid damage burning away at him.
Um, Oops, I did too much burningaway at the outside of them
malaga's is now injured as he pulls out his arms.
He couldn't get deep enough to pull or face out.
She fuck that. Oh, Jesus, he pulls his arms up
now and you see his hands or bubbling with some sort of melty
acid I couldn't get deep enough.It was like, trying to push
through fucking concrete. He backs up now.

(36:19):
A doula. What's the plan?
Are we still going in the bag? I want to pull our face out.
Get in the bag, fire can heal. Yeah, but or face will still be
in there. This is why we make up back up
plans, people. There was no backup plan for
someone getting engulfed. Can do them teleport or out of
the Slime Doom. All you need is line of sight

(36:42):
for Vortex warp, right? Yeah, you so you you're
confident, you could pull or a face out.
The problem is though that wouldburn an action that you could
have, otherwise done something else, we can deal with them.
Alice just get in a bag. Okay.
All right. Fuck shit.
Um, he looks back and forth between our face and you do
them. All right I'm trusting you all
this. All right.
I really don't want to go in there though because okay, fuck

(37:03):
whatever he runs over and he dives into the bag, grabing.
The Rope glass second. Fuck it's deeper that.
I thought teething his hands. My acidity arms shit.
Fuck, I need to get my coat tailored.
It's burned up. Fuck.
Oh hey, samir's down here. Hey, Samir.
And that is the end of Malika's.Turn we come around to the top

(37:25):
of initiative. Jaya, you see or a s is engulfed
into this giant Cube? You guys have actually been
pretty quiet so far no loud spells or Firearms have gone
off. So the mimics are still quietly
moving about in the other room calmly but now it oh, all I have

(37:48):
is a gun you so close. Oh my God.
So close. You could try to pull Oro out
since you have an actual strength that I believe.

(38:09):
Plus zero. Um, but you know, you don't know
what I'm so strong. I can do this.
Guys. Get out of stand back.
This is about to get crazy. I position myself.
And, you know, I take a really big like stance as if the
strongest man alive, but it's all just, you know, it's all

(38:33):
just love. This all love.
There's nothing but love in weight.
He gets red. He's taking a deep fucking
breath, as he reaches towards, or if it's reach it in.
All right, this one second, a strength check.

(38:53):
Hi DC on this one. This is a high DC strength
check. So you're going to 17 or above.
Let's see if you got it. Okay.
How do I do a strength check on the shit?
now, there we go here strength, the Jaya good but I'm so Reach

(39:20):
in you push past, but Malaga wassaying was true.
It did feel like you're pushing through some sort of thick thick
liquid like a honey substance and the gelatinous cube Burns at
your arm as you reach in, but your strength is just enough.
Your arthritis hides of the painyou're used to paying in your
hands. As you reach all the way in as

(39:40):
you do. So Jaya you do suffer acid
damage on your way in? It's only three D6 but a high
roll. You suffer 16 acidity

(40:01):
Orifice. I slap them around a little bit
wake up. Or face looks dead.
There is Sort of acidified slimeall over Orpheus and on your arm
you notice it's still sort of eating away a little bit or if
it's even as you've pulled them out and or a face just clothes

(40:22):
are tattered. Now and hair is sort of burning
away at the end sort of freed. Do we have time to revive him or
should we just move on that these hiders job but right yeah,
I'll get them. Okay.
Maybe I don't think I have any well I assume I have like a like
a flask with water somewhere. So I think I would try to wash

(40:43):
away. Some of the assets.
This poor man's body starting with my face, right?
Yeah, yeah. Oh weird.
Some hairs coming with it too. Just water board am always down.

(41:07):
He can't die anymore than he hasalready.
But I think Orioles technically like unconscious rather than
full like dead. Oh my God.
Are we gonna get the other bitch?
Uh, I really wanted her to come back in the cube Iceland maybe

(41:29):
found a way around that, but That's it's only happened.
Once for she hasn't come back. She did come back, that's true.
She came back the first time andbut not the second.
Sure, sure. All right, um, then it is
sorrow. Face is turn next.
Or if they asked you awake in a beautiful white afterlife, you

(41:54):
are alone right now in a whole way of the great Candlelight.
Palace you look around nobody's near you cling.
Cling, I'm looking for anyone. Hello?
You go running three seconds later, you see an attendant in
the hall who looks like you sortof spooked as you're running.
Oh face. Is there something wrong?

(42:15):
What's here? I'm not sure.
I don't really keep up with the coming goes.
I believe in her Chambers oh Is diameter here.
So I'm not I'm not sure. And at this point I need you to

(42:35):
make a death saving through Big one, big one, big one.
Whoo five. I'm down.
Okay. Um, back on the material, plane
in front of this ooze or a face is body.
Gets up looking down now at the hands of this body and we'll

(42:56):
sort of who is that? This.
Later. I'm talking to you.
Kill yourself. Look at the cube.

(43:22):
We're doing things I look at you.
There is a cube. None of your hair, what
happened? Here visually you don't see
Malaga. In fact you don't really see

(43:44):
anyone, you know recognize besides Jaya and higher and ulam
here, no one else Samir probablydead.
Malicious. Did he die?
I think I'm gonna give like a look to a dulum and Jaya and

(44:05):
purposely not respond. Stupidity.
And I continuously see. but funny where, um, What would you

(44:36):
do in this situation? Yeah, funny enough.
I think we're actually just gonna let your body burn.
We kind of have a way out but, you know, I think it's kind of
weird. You might want to like be in

(44:57):
your body if you want to make sure bad things.
Don't happen to it. You're, you're fuel your body,
it's melting. Oh, at the edges a little bit
sort of hurting, um, if I could take a moment of your time or a
face and steal it away for you to read a message that I'm
sending you, I'm waiting on a baby.
I'm looking at those dot dot dots.
Give me guidance, give me stage directions. this is, Never

(45:24):
coming here again, I'm done withmy time being wasted.
I'm done with being a strangled and burned in acid and
waterboard it. So, Please quit here in my body
just quit. You.
I am a player Arcanist, I understand things you couldn't.

(45:53):
You're grounded holes while I execute multi-player strategies
on a scale. You couldn't imagine what I'm
going to do. You can't undo I eat.
Because next time he's going somewhere at horrible, so he can
learn. What just means to be

(46:13):
inconvenient on this scale. Yeah, understand.
So when you say that this is never going to happen again.
What do you mean by that? Are you what are you doing to
his body? It is actually exactly at this
point or if they are so that theor rather Iceland, oh, that the
tick damage from the acid on your body deals, one D4 damage,

(46:37):
which is only going to be enoughto kill you as you melt away
just enough. And as you finish your question
Jaya, you see this angered irates almost red face, melted
woman her eyes. Go limp and dark, and she falls
to the ground. Oh my God, thank God.
I can't deal with that bitch anymore. she was gonna, Wait,

(47:06):
you do them and sure enough. The mix are a bit more active
than before you see a couple more have been woken up.
You think maybe 15 or away now? All right, and that is, or if
this turn I'm next higher Vallejo.
I don't even have to use him at the magic point or face.
So out, I am going to catch Cool.
I am going to touch or a face. What else you gonna do to?

(47:31):
Oh and he'll Oro or big role. 22.
Oh. I'm better than ever.
All right, or if you are up babycakes, Oh you look down.

(47:54):
Um the acid on your body is now slurped off with hires healing
magic. You see it?
Sort of is like turn to water a bit and melted away.
Some of the healing magic imbuedinto this acid to slurp it off
of you and your clothes are tattered.
There's holes everywhere the arms and leg hole.
Specifically have been melted away almost like a cropped, tank

(48:15):
top kind of looking now. Oh, that's not good.
You feel up? Your hair is fringed and burns
on the end and you have this whole nasty taste like metal in
your mouth. It is also very you're very
aware of the fact that just inches behind you is the great
Cube that just engulfed you I run forward.
Okay, let's I just not your turnanymore so you are gonna stay

(48:40):
right where you are. Well Jaya dragged you out so you
are five feet away. So here's what you sit.
It is higher. Is there anything else you'd
like to do with your turn or a fast?
Get in the bag unless you're notor I'll pay it.
Just kidding. Iceland is just here.
Oh, get in the bag. Please get the pocket bag.

(49:02):
Please Mason. Is there anything I can do with
my bonus action? Well, so like help, like get
people in the back or in the bagor no.
Unfortunately, there's nothing game mechanic wise that you
could do to push people inside this bag.
If you have any abilities or anything, that you use a bonus
section on your character sheet that could help in this moment,

(49:25):
you could share that now and usethose but otherwise there's
nothing like you couldn't push someone in right now.
Unfortunately, fair just checking will fully use my
movement to like back up. Okay, there's not much more room
to back up. I've placed I'm gonna go ahead
and just on the map here movement I guess Samir and the

(49:47):
most into this other room just to show that they are in Dooms
bag. So You can move back a total of
five feet before you hit a wall.Yeah, cool.
And I'll can I, I guess, with mymovement, can I try to also drag
a giant or orifice back a littlebit as well.
Um, girl, in fact that could be something, I'll let you use your

(50:08):
bonus section for. You're moving at half speed, but
it's literally only five feet, so it doesn't matter.
Who would you rather drag Jaya or guest chia's?
Turn is technically first, so I'll move Aura.
All right, Oro gets dragged over.
I'm gonna put you guys a top oneanother, but you're taking up
the same space, besides Doom. Well, if that is, all you've got

(50:30):
left here. Hi.
Yeah, that's a pretty good move there.
Next up, then I have Doom everyone, please get in the bags
and then I'm gonna step out a little bit or I guess not
stepped, I'll pure out. Um, and then I would like to
with my sigils glowing, I'd liketo cast for text work on this

(50:51):
slime, okay? You look at the Slime, you own
the spell thinking about it and what saving throw?
Am I making here? It's gonna be con at this
Advantage with my sorcery points.
Okay, two con rolls at disadvantage.
And where are you? Trying to put it just like back
as far as you can put go yeah. Back at the beginning of the

(51:13):
hallway. Okay, awesome.
You'll probably be able to push it back 15 20 feet total just
because after that, you just lose line of sight of the
further hallway, sounds good, but that's saves a whole turn.
Let's get him rolling over here on disadvantaged he's got a high
con. Let's see.
Oh too, high rolls. Um, 21 was the lowest.

(51:34):
Oh, you say okay? I'm sorry you hold out your
Vortex. Warp, it's a good.
I don't know why I rolled again.It looks good and you feel the
magic pulsing but this thing does not budge it holds fast and
anything else you'd like to do them.
I mean, I don't have any anymoreaction or bonus action, so
that's my turn. Okay.

(51:54):
You hear a shot from inside yourbag, Doula from Samir and
Malice. Hey, we're not doing anything
down here, but I feel like I'm just, I'm angsty.
Can we do anything? Yes.
Do them, is it worth climbing upthe road beside you to throw
things out of? I feel useless.
Do you think you could slow it somehow?
I definitely fucking can't. But maybe shit had over here
Ken. Um the only thing that I come to

(52:17):
mind is perhaps some sort of well I can cast haste that.
Help that earlier. Oh hold on Samir, we've some
magic Actually, the way Samira cast magic is through his little
backpack, he swirls it around, swiveling it to the front,
reaching inside, and puts a bunch of things together until
he has a small stick. With a pointy bit as he points

(52:40):
it up at you do them and you seea ray of magic splurt out as the
stick combusts into flames. He quickly throws it to the
ground and pets himself out as dulum, you are hit with a haste
spell, your speed is doubled, you have a plus two bonus to AC
and you have advantage on dexterity.
Saving throws, you'll have an additional action on each of
your turns. Oh, he's now or no.

(53:02):
He did cast it after your turn, so you'd have to use it on the
next round. Okay.
That's your help, Doom. He gives you a thumbs up from
beneath. By the way, I do hear scratching
sounds down here, just as a warning.
I think we should really look into the infrastructure of your
bag here. I believe it might be dangerous.
I agree, right. And with that, the cube moves,

(53:22):
another 15, feet five, ten, fifteen, Jaya, you are in the
path. It goes for an engulf at you as
you're standing there. Watching it.
Come towards you ajaya. I need a dexterity saving throw
from me. It's a high.
Heels one before but you've got her.
You got it before right? Oh no, you just strength before.
Oh let's try his next season better.

(53:46):
True! True!
Oh just one shy, I'm sorry. It goes for the engulf on you.
The great tentacles are slurps out grabbing onto you and
pulling you in hard sucking you in to its body giant as it pulls

(54:06):
you in. You go Center mass and the acid
begins eating away on the outside of your body as it
deals, a big low, roll 19 damageof acid You cough out are as
this horrible. Acidified ooze enters into your
mouth and lungs burning away. It hurts so bad, um, arthritic

(54:31):
pain. So yeah, it's, it's nice in a
way. It is, probably burning away,
all the nerves that hurt. Yeah.
Goodness, and the cube stops. Right here, it is pressing up
against higher or Aus and do youguys are all back against the
stone wall in front of you? The cube is pushing in it looks

(54:51):
to engulf all of you. You see it's a big thing 10 by
10 by 10. It could probably engulf all of
you guys and have room for to spare.
It is hungry and it is ready. And with that, it is Giant at
the top of initiative giant. You are still alive in this
thing but you are restrained. So the basically, the only
action you have saved for casting, a spell that doesn't

(55:12):
have somatic components is at topush yourself out.
Okay, what check is up? You're gonna need to make a
strength. Check the hilarious if you're
making strength, checks and failing decks. 7.
Oh my God, that's fucking crazy.Okay, giant now, this is an

(55:33):
interesting point, which side doyou want to push out on?
Because you, you're basically pushing yourself out of this
thing. You can push yourself out on the
other side, if you would like, oh, but then it'd be separated
from everybody else. I mean, your choice was to get
over there at some point. Just or if it's gonna do it.

(55:55):
I mean, I guess isn't familiar with what the dungeon looked
like before, if there was like an entrance on the other side.
Yeah, I guess, you know that there is a staircase in this
direction. The way you guys came and it
looks to lead out somewhere further, but it's sort of hard
to tell it's dark over there. What?
You know, all the yelling you'vebeen hearing is to get on the

(56:17):
other side of this thing. So your choice where you want to
push out, I think because my characters a little bit closer
to that side, I would then go towards the stairs, okay?
Um, to the rest of you guys, this almost looks purposeful as
Jai gets sucked into the cube and less than a second later.
He pushes out on the other side.Walking through that was fucking

(56:39):
badass as you exit this creature.
Unfortunately, you do take a bitmore acid damage as it really,
just loves putting it on. Yeah, I only three D6 for a
total of kind of High 13 damage as It melts into you.
Okay, I have five hit points. Oh Giants, bleeding on the other

(57:00):
side. Goopy acid, pouring off.
Giant. All of your stuff is starting to
melt. Your clothes are melting.
You're awesome. Cowboy hat is melting away.
Your fucking kidding. It hurts your teeth.
Your dentures are starting to melt off.
My poop, your fingers, feel normal.
This is the normal level of painfor the Oh good, and you are now

(57:21):
on the other side, all they saidto try to make it.
I heard a lot of screaming. I'm on the others decide.
All right, you guys are pushed up against each other or a face.
You are up next, okay? Okay, on the other side.
In the bags you would hire or not.

(57:43):
Would it be? A hold open.
In the bag. It's like just above hires head,
just slide. It takes a full action to put a
person a living thing for after hires turn.
Okay, a higher. Luckily, you are right up next,
so great. Oh, can the bag to Oro and

(58:05):
immediately get in, okay, higherjump in the bag.
You're joining this Samir, Malika and demo strain.
Oh, hey there. Hi, how you doing man?
Or I think if it's okay, I wouldrather like go inside my wow, he
gets his own bag. I see it.
Oh yeah, real prissy type. All right, well, you get to bed
with a stone man, good. All right.

(58:27):
It's takes your full action to get in there, so, that is
effectively turn or a face. It is now back to you, you saved
your action for when to hire hasan action, so it just is that
like, we'll do them in the bag too, right?
Um, Doom, it will do them, like,half out, you know, you see a
little rooms back and I picked up To 10, nice.

(58:48):
The tent actually is already Samira already talked to that
away, so the tent is gone great.Okay.
I am going to sew my part of theplan is just to hold these
things. So I still get an action.
This turn to use. Yeah.
You both bags. Do you sort of feel yourself and
lift it up a little bit? You hear a shout from somebody.
Holy shit as a mirror and Malik sort of shake and fault of the

(59:09):
ground is back shifts. I want to Stick the very tip of
the muzzle of my Arcane firearm focus into the gall, The, Who
into the gelatinous cube. And I want to cast Greece to try
to inject grease straight into this guy.
All right. I like this.

(59:30):
Um, what is your view of this? So I'm plugging full of grease.
Are you trying to slow down his movement or or to make them like
Greece is flammable, okay? So it's this is setting up for
something. I plug in full.
I got oil in. All right.
Could you give me a Arcana check?

(59:51):
Please just for your grease spell to see how well you defuse
it inside? Love that.
Not a good. A great role, but it's an 11.
Total in and the grease pores ininstead of diffusing.
All the way through like veins though, it's sort of just makes
a pocket, a little bubble of Greece, sort of, on the, on the

(01:00:12):
side, where you are. So um there's now this just big
pocket of Grease right up next to the edge of the Gillette and
his Cube that's to be sitting nicely in its body.
Delicious. Anything else you like to do on
your turn? I hold the bags and yeah, tell
them. I already, buddy, I do them.
You are up next. It's all you make it happen.

(01:00:33):
Oh, Vortex will hurt my friend across All right.
Um it is quick and easy. Yeah.
This is a lot of people do them that you're transporting.
This might be the most ever witha Vortex warp is you pull
everyone across yourself included, you're sort of duck
your head into the bag, just as the vortex warp, smooth.
The other sort of pulls or a face and you feel the top half

(01:00:55):
of your head and not get pulled with.
So you pull in and both you get pulled across to the other side
of the cube. You hear a loud rattling site
inside. Ah, what the fuck sums happening
in here and Samir and Malika go tumbling again.
As you wear rattling sound come from inside the bag.
You look up now and you see thatyou guys all got pulled right to
the other side successfully. You look around Doom.

(01:01:19):
You still have an action. Oh you action?
Um, I guess really could Dash soI think you can only like attack
Dash. I don't think you can cast two
spells on a turn. Oh damn, okay.
So you get you can run away if you like you are you know you
are a A your own thing. Yeah.

(01:01:39):
Oh, that should of the bag, okay?
Down the hallway. And you start running.
Are you carrying your own bag with you?
Oh sure. Okay.
So you've got higher and I guessyou don't have higher.
Actually, you have Samir malicious and demos your band.
Real fucking loud up there, Christ, you guys run up just for
your own, like visual here. The hallway sort of goes off in

(01:02:01):
a bit and then branches in a, anX intercept intersection like a,
like a normal intersection in three different directions
besides where you are. Right now, there's forward left
and right. Do you have any care for which
way you go? I'll do I'll just get to the
intersection like more than what20 feet away from the cube and
then wait for got it. Okay.
Awesome and Jaya unfortunately is still right up next to the

(01:02:23):
cube over there. But um nevertheless you guys are
in a good spot here dulum, you run up to the intersection, you
look left, right and center and you see in front of you, there
doesn't seem to be anything to the right to view.
There doesn't seem to be anything but you Catch small
glints of light off to the left as you know, sort of crowding
around a distant edge of a dungeon hallway.

(01:02:44):
Looks to be a small group of goblins looking on.
They don't look to be threatening but they're
watching. Excellent with that.
It is Samir Stern. You hear a shout from beneath,
you do them. All right.
Is it time to come out now? Yes.
All right, Samira climbs up and then exits the bag beside you.
So too. Does malagos beside you both
coming out now? Jesus, it's fucking sticky in

(01:03:06):
there, you know that there's like something sticky on the
bottom. I think it was probably giant
piss in himself. If it's sticky I don't what
you're sticky. I'm still in the bag.
Refused to say that you're probably the sticky one Higher.
That's my goon cave when you're going down there real classy.

(01:03:28):
All right. So then Samir and Malice exit.
It's sort of takes their honestly takes the full movement
to climb up and an action to getall the way out of the bag.
So there's sort of stuck the second they get out, but
nevertheless, it works. We come now to the gelatinous
cubes turn it Without Eyes it. Nevertheless sort of looks
forward sees that it's Quarry has disappeared.

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All of a sudden and turns his attention behind it.
And I rate least see that all ofyou have teleported quite a
distance away. Unfortunately these creatures
really operate on surprised. They don't move fast enough to
actually be able to catch up to you at a distance.
But the cube still senses one creature within Arms Reach as
Jaya. It makes another grab at you.
I'm gonna need a dexterity saving throw from you.

(01:04:12):
Dc-17 as it reaches towards you pushing with its movement. it's
going to be so, oh, that's A good role.
Nice. All right.
Well done, very well done. Um, so on a successful save, you
basically can choose to be pushed five feet back for all

(01:04:34):
five feet of its movement instead of in golf.
So Jaya you basically Scuttle backwards, 15 feet as it pushes
forward, 15 feet, not being engulfed, saving yourself and
now we jump back up to the top of initiative.
At this point, you guys are all sort of free from the immediate
trap of the gelatinous cube and you can all pretty easily outrun

(01:04:54):
this thing so I'm going to have a exit initiative.
You sick, you ain't completed the encounter.
Well, there's really not much else in your way right now, so
we'll top out as you guys are sort of scuttling away from this
thing Jaya. You hop back up and find
yourself bouncing away from it as a slopes forward. 15 feet at
a time. What would you guys like to do

(01:05:15):
now? Okay.
Okay, eyeballing the grease. How much?
Okay. So the way Greece Works
typically is that it creates a 10 foot by 10 foot square of
grease on the floor. That's a lot of fluid.
What percent like? How big would you say the ball
of grease inside this cube is it's a big ball.

(01:05:36):
I mean it's however much grease can cover a full 10 by 10 foot
floor you would say you know it fills up like a fifth of its if
it's body mass nice. Is it in the center off to one
side? It's off to one of the size.
In fact it's off to the side furthest from you.
It is off to here, I'll draw it in with my more sort of this
side right here is where it is all bundled up, because that is

(01:05:59):
the side that you pushed it in early and just visually looking
at the image here. This is about how big the pan I
just drew. Well, I want to start.
Um so I already have some like leather holster situation on my
shoulders for my Canon. So I just want to start tying a
rope. Really thoroughly to that
holster harness situation. Okay.

(01:06:21):
Yeah, that's pretty easy to do. You set it all up?
Hey, so what's the plan now? I mean, we can outrun this thing
but it's still in the way. Isn't that the direction we have
to go? Oh, it's deleted out, right?
Okay, but how do we get around it?
It's still fills the hallways. We can just go further and
further but I don't know anotherway here.
You guys don't think it's gonna go after them mimics, right?

(01:06:41):
Because we could lose a key thatway.
It's not going anywhere. I'm done with it and a PAW
Patrol. Sea killed that killed that, I
talked the other side of the Rope to Mulligan's.
He sort of grabs it, confusinglyand goes oh what!

(01:07:01):
Wow, okay, now what just in case, no run up to the booze and
stick the muzzle of my Arcane firearm in it again and cast
another grease. All right, you run up to it and
push in. Right up next to it.
Give me another Arcana. Check as you shove it in.
Oh, yeah. The group of you back up here.

(01:07:24):
Um oh yeah. 12 not bad. You do the same thing though.
You sort of pump it on one edge with grease can I get from you
and acrobatics check or no actually just like a raw Dex
check to get in its space Pump It full of grease and get away
without it. Slurping out at you, it doesn't

(01:07:45):
move that fast. So um, it's a seven.
Yeah, that's not good. It's not good or face.
What do you see it? Reach towards you or fast?
Goes to pull it. Oh, what the fuck.
And he goes to pull, just as it reaches out and slopes you with
just the edge of its ectoplasm. Acidifying your the edges of

(01:08:09):
your arms for eight damage of acid.
Damage burning away. Is he pulls you back really
fast? Oh, that's enough grease or
Fall. Join my group and back.
Okay, rolled it okay. So yeah, baby.

(01:08:32):
Um yeah, you okay. I actually get three attacks
because it's three Rays. So the first was a 16 that hits
great. Oh, okay.
It's to damage. I'm so dumb.
Okay, that will come up in just a moment.
My second scorching, Ray is 23 to hit.

(01:08:52):
Also hits. And the third is 22 to hit,
okay? So I rolled these three damages
and then I also get an extra 3D 8 damage from using my octane
firearm nice. So first one does six fire
damage okay the second does 11 fire damage six plus seven?
All right. 17 plus 421 plus. Wow.

(01:09:16):
Seven on the DU Sol 24. Okay you sort of pull the fire
in your hands here for a moment channeling, the three blasts the
group of you have backed up pretty substantially.
Now you feel like you're out of Harm's Way duel him?
You still sort of see the Goblins off to the side and just
as you sort of look to see exactly what they're up to or a

(01:09:37):
face. You let these three bolts of
firefly at this ooze which is filled to the brim with oil and
grease. It has a lot of Health but this
thing is weak to fire or a fayas.
Oh my God. Okay, I want to be standing a
little bit in front of my group so they're not caught up in this

(01:10:00):
and as it bursts into a fireball, I want acid to glue
down all over me. Like I am Ash versus the evil
dead. I Wanna Be soaked and Kris and
Assad and Jello, you all a thunderous Echoes through the

(01:10:22):
Dungeons and you see the very stonework cracked to the above.
You bits of stone, ceiling and rock Cavern fall down into a
small pile as this ooze erupts and a fireball, the group gets
thrown in every direction. Slamming against the walls, the
floors the ceiling behind you. When or if they slapping into
the front of you very poetically, dealing a total of

(01:10:46):
four acid damage as some of the assets slopes on to you burning
away on the outside of you. But you take it like a champ
arms, outstretched feeling the beauty of this moment.
The gelatinous cube is dead leaving behind in its dead.
A bunch of gloopy piles of gelatin, see how really stank

(01:11:08):
smell of Greece and burned oil and the loudest group of mimics.
You've ever heard going fucking crazy now.
Oh, we're going to have to wait so the mimics.
I didn't think of that. Congratulations, very well done.
Right. I was good or Affairs.
I didn't know you were like a cool wizard.
Not a wizard. It's just science.

(01:11:30):
Malice. Yeah.
That's damos this job. Yeah.
Science no science and I wobble like one.
So yeah. Don't you ever gotten that
looked at higher? It's probably some sort of
disease you're probably disease.That's the mutation.
So you're just as disease butty no disease.
It's kind of hard to like sleep.Well like I wobble but it's kind

(01:11:53):
of like now. It's like I'm in like a cradle
and getting like tucked in sort of thing.
It's a lot but anyways the Iceland kind of been applied.
You'd be going to like hell nexttime you die instead of wherever
you usually go, it could have been like an empty threat but

(01:12:15):
she was pretty mad. I don't think you was an empty
through it. She seen extremely upset, she
said that the net that there wouldn't be in next time and
that if it did happen again, that he would put you in one of
the worst positions on planet Earth, by the way, what did you
wake up to what was happening onyour hand?

(01:12:38):
First positions, I'm gonna go. She's really mad.
And it was empty and there was this useless page who was a tale
for me at all. So ah when you say she's got to

(01:12:58):
put me in Hell or the worst place on Earth.
She was kind of vague but you know based off of the you know,
context clues. I was pretty sure, you know, it
was it wasn't something you wantto miss with.
She's Okay. I mean hopefully things have

(01:13:23):
been going well between, you know, you know, when you have
been able to go back there, but when you get to talk with queen
or to see, but it might be a while you see auras face fall.
It's okay though. You're not gonna die anytime
soon. Yeah, we got well, no, that was

(01:13:44):
a gimmick. It caught us by surprise.
Yeah, and it's I I shouldn't be dying.
Anyways, it's white to be best if I don't go back to a hella
for a bit actually. Shit.
So you're telling me like she fucking one.
You're you can't can't really important I think or yeah, I

(01:14:08):
don't know as it happens, Regency feels the same and
wishes I would interrupt them less often.
So, oh well, it's probably for the best that Iceland figured
out how to do that. Well, I think I it's it sounds
like she's not on the right place and Iceland is

(01:14:28):
manipulating her. So I'm sure, I'm sure, if she
doesn't know what she's saying, thanks higher.
But but, you know, it's not for a nice question, his Queen's
judgment. So I, yeah, it's a good thing.
Iceland figured out. How should I get in the way so
often? I'm sure you would have helped
their, if it makes you feel better.

(01:14:50):
My God kind of also kicked me out of my area for a little bit.
Yeah. So Jesus.
Right? Or the fucking bitch.
Got like what magic and shit to kick you out Iceland?
Yes. I don't I guess so.
I mean you're here to hear it, Iwasn't.
So, did she is it magic? Is it science?

(01:15:12):
Or is it brought back and forth?I don't know.
It was really one comment. So you, you know, about as much
as we do, but it's, it's, it sounds like she had some sort of
magical way to influence potentially where you go.
She talked about how she was like, a planer.
Like, I don't know, like scientists or whatever of some

(01:15:33):
sort. And I guess she might have some
ability to control where you go and you die, because I guess
it's its own form of planar travel, huh?
I guess she was able to bring you here, right?
And trade bodies with you. So it wouldn't be too crazy to
think she could though this could be a bluff.

(01:15:54):
Also write like remember when wekidnapped her and she was
bluffing the whole fucking time lying about like you know, being
there in the first place? Yes.
She I think she was trying to say whatever, just take it out
of this situation but this time it could maybe be the same
thing. Sorry, maybe I'm just reaching.
I will say she did find a way tonot come back once and it seems

(01:16:15):
like she has limited resources and her ability the influence
planar travel. But she certainly have some say
sorry about that that you all had to deal with her but I
wanted to happen again for sure.Well, we'll keep you alive.
You guys do with my Issues immediately my gear issues.

(01:16:50):
Perfect. I got some Geezer is just going
on their friend. I get a little confused,
sometimes it kind of feels like I'm time traveling.
I'm not going to your son down afriend.
Okay. Chronomancy is the most powerful
form of magic here. You're always hurting just like
a tough though, I think. Um, as you guys are discussing

(01:17:14):
this, you notice dulum that whenthe explosion rocketed it off,
all those goblins, you saw and down the hallway skittered away
and disappeared. No evidence left.
As you notice this you hear a quiet voice behind.
You do them could I have a moment Samir looks at you.
Sure listen. And he sort of walks you down

(01:17:34):
the whole way just like five feet into the darkness and heels
down and he looks at you and he goes do them.
I don't know why. No one said that yet, but thank
you. What do you did back there with
your magic? The warping that saved our lives
and he gives you a big neutral Smile as he goes.
I don't know what the survived without that.
We were pressed up against the wall.
It all out with the mimics. What are not good.

(01:17:57):
You saved Our Lives. You saved my life.
Thank you. I owe you so much.
Thank you in a soft. Very efficient hugs.
Exactly. Holy warm.
Oh Back, you're playing probablywould have worked too.
Oh, I don't know this. What you did was incredible, I

(01:18:18):
was so blown away by your abilities, your ha and he gives
you another smile, and he tilts his head sort of, in a kind way
and goes, I really do think thatyou are an incredible robot,
thank you for taking care of us.And saving us there.
That was quick thinking, I'm sure that Primus would be proud.
Thanks Samir. I can do without you guys.
I think you could have interactions in this booking

(01:18:40):
campaign, and he pulls away. And he goes, oh, I just want to
say to everyone that I think we should really be thinking a
little Dume here. Dulum, save that alive.
And it was a real real luck thatwe were able to survive at all.
And I think two limits to think for that.

(01:19:05):
Oh, in the face of dangerous, the top of your head, you scrub
to him. You're right, you're really
getting that. That the spot on your head.

(01:19:26):
Now do them. Well, I couldn't have killed it
without you. That was all you or a face.
I figured something out. It's just simple.
Logical oil and stuff. Yeah.

(01:19:46):
I do think some of us would havemade it out, you know, I like
Jay was able to escape but I certainly want to been one of
those so thank you for doing yeah, fucking awesome.
You're like walked through it you didn't even die or a fast.

(01:20:07):
I'd like a bitch. I tried to pull you out you
know. Jaya also pulled you out but
better than I did and also got it and so that made but I tried
to pull you out. You did.
Crosses his arms. Yeah.

(01:20:28):
Fuck you. And he points down to his his
sleeves now and you see their burned up just like yours.
Wanna look at Fingerless gloves.Are they okay burned away
fingerless glove Oh fingers. Now that is the gayest man.
On both the catboy and whereas fingerless gloves.
God, no, he's just explanation for that needs.

(01:20:52):
They most on top of What the fuck did you say?
What did I say? Who said?
All right so um is the plan. Now to just rest in this hole
again, we have caused quite a bit of attention to what
ourselves. I don't want to be attacked in
the night again. I think we should stay away from

(01:21:14):
this whole I guess we we kind ofwant to watch them mimics
though. To see?
Which ones move though? Right?
Well, I think we just got to stand up.
I said there's another group of Adventure that seems like real
upright guys around here. Is it worth it to a wait for
them to come to us? Maybe we can join up and create
a larger group. Just I really don't know if we

(01:21:39):
have the luxury of trust down here.
I mean, why else would somebody be down here?
I will say Jaya, we got attackedby people looking to steal stuff
from us before. And oh we we've already seen
people kill each other in here for less honestly, it's true.
You didn't see it Sergeant. But there was a group of what

(01:22:00):
looked like, fine, Elven Warrior's and we believe one of
the group killed the Rest In Cold Blood.
Oh yeah, that was fucked up. I forgot and someone poisoned
demos to be really cool. He might rest in the tent.

(01:22:26):
Yes, because he's coming, I don't know if you know that his
tummy hurts. Okay, so brave, you know, that's
a true warrior, that that is a sign of a true warrior is how
they take a Tommy ache. His tummy hurts.

(01:22:48):
What do you mean? Where is he was a lot of
mercury? He ate Mercury.
I was like, yo, do you think youcan eat this bag of mercury and
didn't he just ate it? It's fucked up, its fucked up.
That you told him to, guys, I think hires trying to kill
people Who's laughing now? My magic can heal a lot of

(01:23:10):
things but I guess not to me. Katie a broken heart.
Wow! You're so fucking sensitive.
I'm sensitive. Fuck you.
All right. I said, he'll in for the rest of
the night, or do we want to go try to find those guys but we
should probably settle in here. If this is the only way, this is

(01:23:32):
the way, do them knows. And if we go looking, we might
get lost on here for a while. I can set up the tent again and
perhaps we well, we likely want to run into another ooze like
that, they travel fairly solitary but we may be keep out.
More people on watch, just for safety.
Sure, I'm tired. Yeah.
Well, you still have the rest ofyour watch shift Slop over to

(01:24:00):
sit down and you just step Gloop.
Holy glitch. What are you grouping for or
face? That is very gloopy.
It is just all the gloop in my boots.
Your clothes are portable. Does anyone have mending?
Thanks. Oh, I do.
Also, vending my clothes from the feet up, but I like to think

(01:24:24):
I probably can't like mend back.The fabric.
That's gone away. So, I'm ending my pants into
like horrible. Right at the middle of the knee
like shorts and two like a wife beater, but it's still a butt.
Why that can you fix my hair, please?

(01:24:45):
Oh yeah, that's Hospital over metoo.
Please. I think we're all.
Pretty fucked up on this front. Look at my sleeves and my gloves
are gone. They melted you see what's over.
What? There's nothing left.
Well I can't make something out of nothing natural.
Require the philosopher stole the fuck.

(01:25:07):
Are you a wizard? Desert.
I'm a scientist. Hey, by the way, do them.
Thanks for teleporting us or whatever.
Fucking rock. Of course.
I want to walk over to the miracle and find my four.
Mimics You sit down. They haven't moved from when you

(01:25:28):
were last year, the mimics are going crazy again, which makes
sort of sad because it took likeeight hours for them to call him
down last time, so it might takethat long again.
So you might just have to be here a while.
But, you know, you sort of have the glow of accomplishing
something well and you sort of take your position again, dulum
if you would like a week could perhaps swap out, you've been
looking at those mimics for a long time, I would be happy to

(01:25:51):
take over for you. If you point out before and
maybe you couldn't rest and maybe do some arts and crafts.
Haha, gives us awkward smile, thank you.
I would like that smear walks over plants.
A hand on your shoulder, doom, and gives you an odd, and a
neutral smile and goes. Go enjoy a rest.
You aren't it from that. And he sort of squats down where

(01:26:14):
you were just a second to go, looking through the hole, and
you see his eyes sort of glaze over, as he stares through any
sort of steals his body and stops moving freaky.
People are fucking weird. Yeah.
Anyway, can we go back to bed now?
I just slumped against the wall and start falling asleep.
Malaga wanders, over to Samir sort of poked him on the

(01:26:35):
shoulder. Doesn't get a response and
gingerly opens his backpack and starts pulling out the tent.
And let's just steal from him, but that's actually real Class
Act malicious. What steal from him?
Oh well, thanks or a face, you know?
I'm real classy like that. He sets up the tent.
Now, pulling it up and opens up the beautiful interior space.

(01:26:56):
You know. We're kind of fucking loaded.
I feel like we have so many little.
Interdimensional holes like thisone or fuck it.
It's awesome man. If we could like set up ulm's
bag to be this classy, we can like live in mansions.
Just remember like that bag is asamir's on, you know?
Yeah, well, you know, he's clearly fine with it right
Samir. No response, he's fine.

(01:27:18):
I think he said he was fine withit today, but that was kind of
it. He's greedy, we're just gonna
push in there every day after this, write the same party.
It's not like it's pushing in. See I go, it's good to have you
back. By the way Sergeant.
I mean you said you saw people in Durham's bag but it's you
know it's nice. I feel like we don't have enough
leadership here. Jaya and you feel sort of feel

(01:27:40):
that role? Yeah, what can I say?
You know, how to lead a team to Victory, really?
Do you know, it was for a while because it was like Orphans was
trying and it was really embarrassing and then sometimes
higher with it. But um, and then it was sort of
funny because I was like shorterthan me.
So it's like Doing a good job. Oh no, you're good.

(01:28:02):
You are doing like leaving from like like secretly.
Like the whole time. Yeah, I mean if you want to
download yourself with that you can No offense, too long.
I'm sure you're doing great. I thanks again for the teleport
or whatever. Anytime Molly.
Yeah. Right, right.
And you guys set up again. The rest of this watch goes sort

(01:28:24):
of without a hitch with that. Even falling asleep you guys can
sort of mole around and hang outand everyone gains a long rest.
So you guys can all heal up and finish out your long rest.
Having completed it successfullythe tent is not open and Malaga
sort of shimmed inside and falling asleep.
Curled up in a ball on top of samir's bed.

(01:28:45):
I'll go next. Well, like obviously, as far
away from Alexis was like in Managed.
So you guys sort of curl up awkwardly, far away from each
other. You sort of look like those
people on the twin size mattressthat you saw the day before.
Perfect. Cursed forever, of course.
And um, you guys get along rest.So during your long rest, not

(01:29:07):
much happens Doom. You get a little break though.
Is there anything you'd like to do?
Oh yeah I want to finish transcribing.
The interactions with Samir, okay.
Are you riding this out on? Just like notebook paper.
Okay, got it. Um, you finish writing it out.
It does take a while. But you've got a couple hours
here where you just sort of go at it.
Eventually everyone slowly starts to waking up from the

(01:29:30):
long rest you hear a couple ah fuck it's so weird waking up
underground you know I have no idea what fucking time it is and
I'm gonna make some coffee. You guys want some you know yes
please add boy higher. Hey I wouldn't sleep anywhere
near sick boy over there. By the way, we're gonna
quarantine ocean the dog bag. I just like, I don't we could

(01:29:54):
have so many different monsters dog back.
Just from one day off. Oh my gosh.
That's so true. What's your right over there?
Dueling, let me see how you talkabout your feelings.
No, its for Samir oh. Senator Journal.
Oh, hi. Or do you have a journal?
Oh no. No, I was just saying that.

(01:30:16):
Oh my God. I'm gonna start looking I'm
gonna go back to jaya's question.
Is that a love letter dullum? Dear are you, is it a lovely?
It's not love letter, it's not, are you sure?
Yes, well. Okay, here boring, stupid shit.
Anyway, not like a sort of wanders around, I'll get coffee

(01:30:39):
going. So, I guess we're just holding
out this spot for, right? I mean, the mimics haven't
really calmed down right here, voice over from the large
debris. Know they are getting a bit.
Quieter going by numbers. It looks like we'll probably
have at least another six hours,maybe more based on their
activity. It Doom, did you have in the
guests of, which of these four, you are us feeling best about

(01:31:02):
for the location of the key? Or are we going to randomly, um,
looking at them? Can I like, make an Insight
check to see, which one seems like the most worn?
Yes, you can go ahead and roll me inside.
Check as you do. So Samir continues pondering,
you know, dulum can you do your warping idea with somebody
catching something? It puts we could send me in

(01:31:24):
there, I could pick up one of the chests and you walked me
back out. Here, we can open it on this
side and if it explodes then at least, we are not in danger of
the mimics. I just exploded Well, that's
also not good, but I would rather, ah, I don't know, never
mind bad idea. Thank you.

(01:31:47):
Yes, I think that would work. Would you the last time?
We're here, the better. We still might have to wait a
while, if it is allowed explosion in the wakes up the
mimics once more. But at least we don't risk
sacrifice in the others. What you got in your inside,
check 15. Okay, that's a good role.
If from this distance away, it'sreally hard to tell though.

(01:32:07):
You you can't see any one worn out more than others.
Um, some of them have been moveda little more, there's but that
could literally just be from allthe mimics in this room
wrestling about. You looked at him pretty well,
but you're just not sure if you can tell from this distance
though. Okay, yes to get a closer.
Look how much were they giving us for the mimics upstairs.

(01:32:28):
It wasn't it like 100 gold per specimen.
Yeah, but that If we cut them alive, I thought.
Yeah. But just you know we talked
about all these bags. We have.
What if we just like shove you know all hundred inside of
Doom's bag with the dogs and then we just pick them out.
One by one you know take him to the guy be like hey here's a
bag. They're all in there bro.
Give me 10 million gold. Now could be a special good

(01:32:49):
because the bag could make more mimics, so I could make a lot of
gold. I, I don't know if we know the
full Ripper cushions of putting creatures and that bag.
And I will say what caused tearsin the bag.
Isn't that kind of the primary concern with those sort of bags

(01:33:10):
that this is something I wanted to bring up with you all Samir
speaks and you see the glazing over his eyes slowly disappears.
He turns back the another Stone,the architect, the one that
resides inside of your bag, dulum, he points at it.
Now it is a dangerous artifact, it increases space, but there
has to be limits. I'm sure it cannot To go on

(01:33:32):
forever. There is no infinite space in
the Multiverse, you eventually push into the space of another.
Luckily you started with a very small space that of a small bag
so I don't believe that it couldreach its critical mass soon but
I believe perhaps some sort of planar Professor obviously not
Savage but somebody who knows? The weave who understands a

(01:33:55):
plane traveling might be able totell us.
It is an interesting idea that you mentioned higher and this
got me thinking what if it does tear at some point and
everything inside, gets thrown out how many dozens hundreds
thousands of creatures or insideof their right now.
It's frightening to think about.Hmm, it is Is vitamin for sure.

(01:34:16):
He sort of looks down and then looks back into the crack.
Why you guys fear mongering all the time that bad hasn't done
anything yet? It feels.
If the times we have not felt fear, we have let ourselves be
taken advantage of well are you scared right now, higher, huh?
Yes. Oh, that's too bad.
I mean we're we're in. Hell, I feel down here.

(01:34:37):
No, no, I'm going, he shoves a cup into your hands higher of
coffee, drink of this, I don't make you feel better make those
Jitters go away here. I didn't really get to hear what
Iceland was saying Oro, but the way that she was phrasing, it
sounds like she was just trying to send you a tour.
Like a real death, you know, notabout highlight anymore, is that

(01:34:59):
some place that you think you could ever be successful?
Or is Valhalla your own? What do you even mean by that?
What's a real death aside from Valhalla?
Hold on, or if you just, you know, we met those lizard people
the other day and they had an afterlife of Warrior's and I
just sort of got me thinking about how this probably not the
only one or at least not the only, you know, Noble one.

(01:35:22):
What are you saying malaga's? I don't know.
I just fuck, I never mind whatever.
Fuck me. Bitch sometimes Jesus.
Hey, listen, this all happened because you got distracted from
watching. All right, he points at the
slime, on the walls. What?

(01:35:46):
I rocked your sheets. So you got mad and hits me back.
No I I any sort of looks around like a school child and
playground making sure. Everyone knows I hit you first
and I won and it was harder and faster and better.
My hips were so much harder and it didn't even say the last one
coming. Yeah.
Well you know, it was stupid andwe got distracted so probably
can't do it. Crosses, his arms.

(01:36:07):
Can't do that shit again. Huh?
Cross my arms. Okay, never again, then he turns
away Harris behind us. Samir get this.
Okay. I think we all just tired, not
seeing the Sun for these long asdangerous to the body, I myself
miss it quite and all. We have at least torch lights to
go off of perhaps if we are ableto move along more swiftly and
escape from this place quicker, we would be in better spirits.

(01:36:30):
We should be Monty soon. Alright, this is the sixth
floor. We have one more floor to
descend and then he is on that one.
Yeah, this is the 5th. I think in the future, honestly,
I might want to be more like Monty in terms of stealth.
I feel like Our group could really use that.
What does that mean? You want to be like a loan and a
little Rat Runner? Know, I just meant that, you

(01:36:55):
know, maybe I could learn some rogueish traits, huh?
That could work but I mean higher.
That's not what you are, right? Like you're a, you're a good
person, not to say Monty's, a bad person, but that's sort of
other hand. It sort of like drugs is arms
like me, you know, it's it's a, it's not Noble, not very manly.
Well I I think in this outside world, I think you need all the

(01:37:21):
vanishes you can get and I don'tfor the record.
I don't think you're about person.
I think, you know, there are ways to be a rogue ethically and
sustainably. Now, I guess play shoves you
hire and it's still some of yourcoughing goes.
I'll play you think there's an ethical role, huh?
Well, there's Monty. So there has to be at least one.

(01:37:43):
Well, let's let's get a look at this guy first.
I gotta gauge for him. See how we like him?
Yeah, yeah. Well, we'll meet him first.
Hire you wanna hear something crazy in?
What if he's cute? That.
Um, so for me that actually doesn't influence how I interact
with him personally at all. Just because, you know, we're

(01:38:05):
brothers. Now if that influences the rest
how the party interacts, I certainly have no control over
what Monty decides is a grown person but you I have a few I
have a few magic missiles. Wow, I'm banished stop.
I thought rogue's, you know, thickest thieves you ever heard

(01:38:26):
that saying? I, I never applied it that way.
Oh, I don't worry about it, okay, That's, that's the
outcome. I was looking for a great know,

(01:38:47):
you're right. I'll check some more coffee and
coffee and started reading harder.
He brings a cup to you as well or face and sort of passes it to
ya, take this. Wait, yeah.
Fluid it grows on you. Listen you feel the affection?

(01:39:09):
Don't you? What effect do I meant to feel
you know awake alive energy? Well yeah I just thought I'd
help. All right, all right, thank you
about it. I give the cut back go.
Be a good workout know. He puts the cup at your feet and

(01:39:30):
points at you and because it drank it.
All right, I'm not gonna Feel right now.
You know what? I'm getting some for UL.
I'm here. Go to them.
He grabs the cup out of the ground hands at the door.
Thanks smell. I guess, there we go, enjoy
that, huh? Okay, so theoretically right if
couldn't couldn't make a coffee glitch because a doom feels the

(01:39:52):
effects of the thing he drinks. So I feel like he would feel
the, it would feel the caffeine but then couldn't someone else.
Then drink the coffee again. You know, like after just just
wouldn't want to personally, know me neither.
I'm just like wondering okay going in the bed.

(01:40:12):
Oh God. Okay, so you guys, um, have
planned to spend the better partof a day here because you won't
be like actively working hard. You don't need a long rest at
the end of it, but you're looking at about eight hours
total of hanging out in this little Corridor, waiting for
these mimics to call him down. So during this time, is there

(01:40:34):
anything you guys would like to do?
I actually play cards. I had a friend, I used to play
cards with all kinds of time on the road.
Well, can we played in some Air's room?
I think there was a table and chairs in there.
Did you guys explain to me? What the hell we're doing down
here? Where's my brother?
We think is down here. He spent down here for a while,

(01:40:55):
but there are lots of quests down here for money and he's
probably just doing all of them,probably all at once.
Taken a long time, and we're down here to find him and maybe
do some quests along the way. Yeah, they said he went missing
up top or he like hadn't returned for a while.
Oh, we will find other Over My Dead Body.

(01:41:18):
We will find him. See that's a leader right there.
Well, there will be, no, no deadbodies.
But yes, yes, we will find him soon.
I feel he's in. saying, my brainbecause my brains a little and
now, Um could I get for this card game everyone to roll?

(01:41:41):
Just say performance performancecheck if you would be
intelligent just for a second itfelt like it was gonna be
alright. Oh yeah, give me a performance
check. If you play the card games
before, like if it's your proficient with playing cards,
then you can roll it with Advantage.
So You can see because I think he sucks at them.

(01:42:07):
Can I try to look at malaga's cards?
I'm so good. So you're trying to cheat
higher. You know, we're just gonna what
it is during this. At least, once during this eight

(01:42:28):
hour period, I do want to go sitnext to me for like half an hour
and just keep asking which one which one is that?
Is the wait. Is it that?
Wait, wait, did you see? Wait, okay, if I have my hand,
do you still remember? Okay, wait, let me do the card
game. First got a five giant 18.
Malik gets an 11 dueling. You got a 23?

(01:42:51):
No. He's so um you guys are playing
this card game higher, you feel like you're doing really well?
In fact, I mean you and Jaya seem sort of at the same level
at first or if it's and Mi against or just stinking it up
like really like coming in confident dog.

(01:43:14):
Shit at this game. Just forgot the rules halfway
through. Oh, really bad stuff.
Just at the end though. You see coming from downtown
dual emgs you out for a win, Dooms counting cards.
It's not fair. He's got a perfect memory.
Stupid probably got built-in Bots.
Wait oh that's cute that you thought that?

(01:43:36):
Did great or Affairs. You know, you really took me
through for a loop there. I almost lost to you.
I kept thinking the things you were playing was what I was
playing but then my cars were different.
Yeah. No, you took too long.
I think Jaya skipped like two ofyour turns and he didn't notice,
oh, you guys gonna lose. I was just talking about seeing

(01:43:58):
ghosts, what the fuck? Triggered something or, oh, what
you guys are waiting around? I will review all some Random
Encounters. Wow, we'll spend a full day

(01:44:20):
here, so you get two of them. First one.
While you guys are playing cards.
The following occurs. You hear a distant voice call
out through the dungeon echoing off of its walls.
Hello there. Because like my echo.

(01:44:41):
Yes. Well, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt,
Matt. That going off the walls.
Are you alone alone? Oh right then this way, what
Goes off the walls for a bit. It just doesn't sound near you.

(01:45:02):
Would anyone like to do anything?
This is during the middle of your card game.
It sounds like he's having a full conversation with us.
Can we try to listen really carefully?
See if we can hear anyone else? Give me a perception check,
please. I'm gonna observe everybody's
cheating during this time. Okay, good, 19 reception for me.

(01:45:23):
I like to think that what you donotice is that each other's
cars, but neither of us seemed to notice it's brawl and we
didn't do it. I'm just gonna leave that there,
but now, but they don't know what I'm Right?

(01:45:43):
And you guys are hanging out fora bit.
You hear the distant sound? What is your perception?
Check higher at the, what was it?
It was a 19, 19. You listen, it's a good role.
You're closing your ears sort ofcupping them, so you get a nice
distant. Listen on whatever that is the
conversation and the distance, you hear a little bit more than

(01:46:05):
the echo now and you hear what sounds like two people talking.
One voice is extremely deep though and sort of quiet.
It's much harder to hear than the louder voice goes.
Oh, right. Yes, please meet the team team
and you got a quieter voice. Say something, it's it's oh, you
can't make out the words, but you could hear the person's
voice. It sounds like it's almost

(01:46:27):
accented. It's not the guy who killed his
party. Is it.
It sounds like it might be a high elf.
It sounds familiar to that person.
The other voice. You also recognize now with your
perception check. This is the voice of the person
that you would spoke into the other day.
Inside of Mega 10, one of the members of the party that also

(01:46:47):
down here in the undermountain with you.
Yeah, so please feel free. Oh, I'm sorry.
You're so weary, you look injured.
Oh yes, please. So we have a stew going right
here. We might spend the night here
night here. Here and then the conversation
disappears and you lose it. I suppose it's a good sign.

(01:47:08):
People are still being amicable down here, assuming it's not a
trap. I don't think it's a trap.
I mean, unless the, those guys were nice to us earlier that the
big party at least that elf guy seemed kind of crazy.
Yeah, I'm more worried about himassuming he isn't part of the
dungeon. Do you guys want to investigate

(01:47:30):
or should be? Should we just stay here?
What do you guys think? I'm not much of a leader type.
And we asked giant, you want to go chase after those guys or
chill out. No change in here.
I'm at 5 HP. You got a long rest?
It's daytime. Now you're back up.
Oh my God. What a new.

(01:47:52):
When you last in a regular with these guys, but what did you
what were they lack? They were kind of mean based off
the like the group that were in.Oh, shit, neither giant doesn't
have like a guild badge either. Um, just shove Giant in the bag,

(01:48:13):
it'll be fine. Um, people get to see my kids
again. No, no, man, people are pretty
mean down here, to people, that aren't associated with an
adventuring Guild and there, definitely a much higher Guild
than we are. We, we joined the running rats

(01:48:35):
because we figured my brother joined and thankfully, we were
right and we all the guilds haverules.
The skilled lets us keep 100% ofthe profits that we find out
here and most Most people traveland stealth as a part of this
group which we obviously aren't doing, but the card game has

(01:48:59):
gone. Well, the results are posted in
the distant noise of Travelers, have all but subsided you now
have in your little area, quietness the slurping ooze that
exploded onto the walls of now, you know, slimed down to the
floor a bit and that smell of burning.
Almost burning plastic. That came from the Ooze.

(01:49:20):
Exploding is slowly subsiding now and you don't have that
nasty headache from the smell anymore.
As the day, wears on Samara keeps a close eye on the mimics
as they slow their raid. Some point or face, you crawl
over to be up next to him. His eyes are glazed over and he
doesn't really respond to you, as you point through the little

(01:49:41):
crack there, really out. So focused.
I don't even talk. About this really isn't good to
work, is it? Okay.
Bye. You walk away.
I walk away a couple steps that I stopped and turn back and I'm
like, and then I want to almost got I almost got your that one.

(01:50:05):
Okay, bye. oh, leaving leaving him alone.
As you do, I'm Gonna Roll another random encounter face.
Oh, low roll, I got a two. Holy on a D100 or a man, that's

(01:50:29):
a good role. That is crazy.
Nice. Hold on, let me go my little
chart here. You guys are continually hanging
out for the afternoon. Doom, your just finishing up,
transcribing. All of the information that you
can recall about all your conversations or if you sort of
mess with some are leave them alone.
All right, you're gonna upset him, he's like a statue.

(01:50:52):
Maybe we should go poke poke theold man over here, Jaya.
Watch out? What if there's like your kids
are here? Well, look, they're over.
That's not the most deadpan fucking look in on planet
fucking her. I don't, I don't Flinch, I don't
say anything. I don't blink, I just stared at

(01:51:13):
him. Oh, I think he had the stroke.
Oh yeah, this might be the big one.
Oh yeah. This one did it again.
While we have Malone, Hey, this wasn't either one who vouched
for you and this is how you treat me.
This is just on my Lucas jokes. Oh, that's not my kids, mayor.
Well, I'll get you whatever, fine, you're no fun and it is at

(01:51:36):
this point. You know.
I bet I know how you can make itup to Jaya.
You know, how we could make him laugh until they're joking, so
fucking horribly. I'm not trying to make it up to
die. Okay.
So I be maybe I should be hold on.
Okay. So when when we crack a joke,

(01:52:00):
you, it's a bad thing. But when you do it to us, know
that one was cruel and unusual. I think we're still finding our
appropriate level banter, for the group, no level is
appropriate with I I get since it shut up.
All right, fuck you. You don't know.

(01:52:21):
Stupid. All right, I guess it's all
shiny. It's at least it's not more
greasy hair. That's true.
I guess. Fucking he tries to smooth it
down and at this point I would like everyone to make a
perception check for me, it perceived so good.
It perceive everything in the world 18 from the night.

(01:52:46):
You get to him know that one. 17.
I almost got a 19. Oh there guys not one.
That's just so sad. Okay.
So for those of you who rolled above a 15, which looks like
it's orfeas and dulum, both of you, feel your ears perk up as
you hear something in the distance.

(01:53:07):
The sound of footsteps, quiet. Perhaps trying to be quiet on
purpose, making their way down the law, intersect hallway, just
outside of your staircase. You hear them, they're walking
towards you and the footsteps get louder.
Now, would you like to do if nothing?
They can continue forward now, pushing and pushing all the rest

(01:53:28):
of you all can hear it as well. Jaya, you poke your head up
higher. You're still sort of engrossed
in like the card game from earlier, you're like fuck how
did I lose? I did so good Homeland seen
Malgus. Um and the footsteps get closer
and closer now and eventually they stop.
You Hear The Echoes just barely above the sound of the mimics

(01:53:52):
sort of wrestling behind you. Also some years, I lased
overwatching and it seems like somebody has stopped.
Just five feet, shy of the entrance way into your little
Corridor silent. And on my gun five, ten seconds,
go by nothing happens. Then for Orpheus and doom, those
of you got high perception, checks you now smell something,

(01:54:14):
it smells like burning, almost in fact, it's a familiar smell
to you or if this smells like somebody who was been struck by
lightning, oh, so own and a bit of fire.
Walk down your Corridor now, I didn't magic somewhere.
What happening? A couple more seconds of Silence

(01:54:37):
because they're all tents now and Malice elbows.
You hire, as you sort of look around confused and you See
everyone sort of tents Giants. Got a hand on his gun.
Full minute goes by of nothing. And then all the sudden, you
hear more footsteps, louder thistime, no longer trying to be
secretive as a figure rounds, the corner of the staircase

(01:55:01):
above. You see a flourish of red, as a
red cape High Elven, man. A Familiar, man, who seen before
turns into the hallway and flashes.
What looks like, sort of a perfunctory smile at you.
All you see him? And he looks exactly as you had
noticed him just in the landing,about a day ago.
But what's new? This time is you see a huge

(01:55:21):
burning scar along the left halfof his body.
His arm itself looks healed and fine.
But his clothes and red, robe bare the scars of some sort of
burn, like a electrical burn. You see the blackened edges?
He gestures down to you all and with a sort of loud ish.

(01:55:44):
Voice goes oh goodness. It's a pleasure to run into you
all again. I did you.
Did you I see you found the oil pit of fire oil pit?
Oh yes. The traps you mean in the
dungeon before? Yes.
I ran into quite a few of those pesky sons of beaches.
Yes, well, my sources tell me that you are blocking the way

(01:56:10):
down and not to be rude, but I'dlike to pass through now.
So if you wouldn't mind and the figure takes one, two, three
steps down the staircase. You're trapped that you later or
face is no longer there. The Slime picked it all up on
its way down very almost playfully.

(01:56:35):
He puts his hands to his side's out, Paul's facing you and goes,
ah, goodness this. No need to be Hasty.
Nothing is happening. All right.
I was merely a stricken by a traps as your friends said and
he gestures to hire now and gives us another smile.
I just want to pass Through if you'd like you can follow me
through where waiting on the next, the mimics in the Next

(01:56:55):
Room to settle down then we'll proceed through.
Now I'm not too excited to take a murderer with us so I don't
you. Wait out there on your turn.
Oh goodness my friend. Haven't I already informed?
You is merely and self-defense that thing happens down here.
I'm sure you've run into it yourself but besides I don't
mean to I don't mean to interrupt your process.

(01:57:17):
I merely with to pack. I wish to pass through.
I have my own way of traveling through next.
I was your way then please if you would just let me through we
can be on our own ways. Yeah.
Maybe if Please again, I'll start agreeing.
Hit the road murderer. Wait, your turn.
We don't need to force you either way, but we, we have a

(01:57:38):
plan to get through. That will not involve violence
and we just need a little while for it to come to fruition.
We don't, we don't mean to blockyour way, but if you could give
us a second, okay? Then move, he sort of the smile
disappears and he goes. I have my own way of getting
through. Thank you.
And if you'd like to follow me, you certainly can seems like
what you've been doing so far asfollowing others footsteps.

(01:57:59):
Anyway, what is your way? Asshole?
Treacherous murder. As long as we don't make the
mimics. I'm a spellcaster.
I focus primarily and Illusions and such magic.
I have such capabilities that can cloak myself in what you'd
like to call some sort of invisibility allowing me to pass

(01:58:20):
through. Unseen and unheard, I can make
my way through this pit of mimics.
As you say to the doorway and make my way further down quite
the, I don't. Care what you think of me.
Just let me through. I don't wish to be blocked
anymore, and if you continue to hinder my progress, I might
consider you an enemy illusions.He's Smiles are gonna go, haha.

(01:58:45):
Look, if he just wants to go through like, you know hidden,
then that doesn't obstruct our plans shirt.
We can let him through. Sure, surely I don't like the
idea of doing anything that helps this guy, but if it is
more beneficial to us. So, let him through.
I want object, he looks to the rest of you now.

(01:59:05):
Does anyone oppose you know? Good, I'm glad you could all
come to reason barbarians the lot of you Jesus and he starts
walking down. Careful.
The next level I have something real.
That's a magic trick can't be. I've made it this far on my own
just fine. I think.
Oh, I guess you've made it a whole watch 20 feet since she

(01:59:29):
killed him, he goes again. And the High Elves descends, the
stairs, making it onto your level again and begins looking
past all of you slowly hands up but he does not ever turn his
back to you. All he's sort of skates around
on the edge of the stone work. Being his way to the debris
field and goes, you haven't evencleared this out yet.
Goodness. What do you all good for he

(01:59:51):
wanted area? Yeah, and I've never killed Any
of my friends. So that's what I'm best at.
I say, what Guild do you all runwith?
Let me see. It means down and breastplates
goodness. I don't even recognize that.
What is that? Some sort of rodents press?
It's yes, it's it's a rat goodness.

(02:00:12):
Alright, well, I'll be sure to let those upstairs know of your
incompetence and he turns towardthe debris.
Now, finally turning his back toyou all.
Yeah, so kill us. You stand up the figure waves, a
hand over the back of his shoulder, and Deeks into a small
pouch that looked to have been hidden underneath his robe.

(02:00:36):
A few seconds goes by in the figure digs, in pulling out a
couple small components. You see a bit of gum press
between his fingers that he pulls up and down and that's
twine of hair. He combines the two and flicks,
his fingers, pulling them and pushing in Arcane ways.
As you see his hands litter about bits of wispy, white magic
floating between them. Just as he's finishing, his

(02:00:57):
spelling turns back and goes. I'll be sure to let you all know
if I find anything frightening down there.
And in the meantime, a Tata and the figure Disappears to protect
like, he's not still in the roomwith us.
If I keep insulting you unify it.
Yes. Or does your exit matter more
than your pride? No response.

(02:01:18):
Okay. That's answers that or saying
but go outside. I don't particularly like him
either, but I don't wish to havemore enemies down here than the
monsters. So I actually already is a
monster. I mean yes, but one in which we
could persuade not to want to hurt us and I feel as if it's

(02:01:40):
more advantageous for us to be on his side.
Now while we're down here, I'm not going to be scared of him
because he stabbed someone in the back.
I'm watching him from the front and doesn't seem like shit to
me. I mean, I certainly don't trust
him, but we were there. We we don't know what happened.
Anything that brings him to stopus to companions in the back and

(02:02:00):
leave them dead on the ground. He's less than a man I suppose.
Samir turns to you guys now and goes.
I think he's inside now. I can't tell what he's doing
though. We should watch to see what he
does. Especially if there is only one
key, he's not going for any of the chests is transparent, but I
can sort of see a steps. Looks like he's going directly

(02:02:23):
for the door cross the way. Perhaps he can walk pick, maybe
I'll hopefully won't wake up themimics.
Otherwise this is all been a colossal waste of time if if he
does. Should we go through to the open
door? A few moments go by.
I lost sight of him. He was by the other door.
I could see an outline. I think maybe of just what he

(02:02:46):
was standing the dust on the floor patterns.
I lost him though. I didn't hear any sound.
I don't believe a spell was cast, but the mimics are quite
loud in there. What an asshole.
Out, right. Fuck that guy.
Sorry, for thinking of fire understood what you're saying?
It just makes my skin crawl to imagine that he could walk away

(02:03:06):
from our conversation thinking, we didn't think he'd done
anything wrong. I mean I I do think he has done
wrong but I just I just don't want us.
I don't want him to think that we think he did wrong.
Otherwise, it sounds like he could have a reason to get rid
of us. Will stand here, I mean safe
buddy. Don't worry.
I mean, he one shot at his party.

(02:03:26):
It. Surely, he could one shot us if
we were asleep, but I think in aproper battle, the rest of us
would stand to fight. Yeah, they had to be away.
Oh, well, turned them, but stillnothing yet.
We hear over your shoulder from Samir.
I believe it's as if he sort of just up in made it through,

(02:03:49):
though. I can't understand how without
even opening the door, the door,still there closed.
Perhaps he is a stronger magician and we thought what?
He's just sitting there. Waiting for us.
Yeah, but he's going to try to sneak through with us.
That's sort of trashy though, isn't it?
Why couldn't you have just askeddust to help him?
Well, because he did say, no, I don't like this.

(02:04:11):
That knowing that there could besomebody else in that room right
now. Frightens me, well I I don't
think we need to be concerned ofhim by himself.
Hopefully just more. So the mimics I suppose so.
But sometimes people are scared of the monster's.
Whoa, right. And that is the end of the

(02:04:32):
random. Well, we lived.
So um a couple hour or two more go by and guys all find
yourselves finally with silence in the other room.
No more. Mimics going fucking nuts.
It sounds like all the chests have finally calmed down and

(02:04:53):
take it a moment just to settle in.
And while they got all over the place, lots of confusing jumping
by the mimics. There's still a rather there is
now a sense of Stillness, the whole room.
You all have a few moments here,Samir looks out.
And says, I should, I still havea visual on the four chests?
I think it's time to go in. What do you all think that?

(02:05:15):
Yeah, thanks. This is what we've been waiting
for, right? Should we go ahead and head in
them to be sent in one person who's gonna lock picking or
mechanisms? But they don't think any of us
are really good at that. I guess that's fucking me.
Ha fucking alligators. Are you Prof?
I like a little. Oh, you are huh.

(02:05:40):
Well not just even way but I know how locks work.
It's not confusing. Just press in the mechanism in
the nice place. Okay.
Can we like go together? Maybe just because, you know,
I'm I could do it. Maybe.
Yeah. You know, I I click, click,
click you say oh, that's how to writer.
Oh, that sounded wrong. Yeah, how's that sound?

(02:06:00):
We can do that maybe. Yeah.
Yeah, right. I dropped to the floor like a
worm and started squeezing through the hole like a worm,
like a worm. Oh my God.
All right. You drop in malaga's follows.
Can I get a stealth check from you?
Or if IUS malaga's two will rollone. 19 for me, that is pretty

(02:06:24):
good. I'm Dixie, you are that's really
impressive or effects. Thanks Valley.
Certainly you are too, right? 16 nice.
The two of you slip underneath the rubble.
Now, making your way into the room.
The entire space has been completely shuffled since the
last time you've been here or face in fact, the walls and

(02:06:45):
floor even a bit more torn up than you.
Remember, they're scud marks andskid marks a bit of ectoplasmic,
sort of juice of some sort of organic creatures, Splat against
the walls, floors and ceilings. You see, um, bands of metal sort
of lying out as if from chests as well.
Like, wooden skid marks all overthe entire area here.

(02:07:07):
It looks pretty banged up, but Samir points out which four are
the remaining ones and do them. You can sort of come in and
approve of those four as well asthe four you caught earlier.
The two of you guys slowly make your way in now and with your
pretty high stealth checks. You're able to maneuver around
the chest. Not hitting any of them were
stepping on any of them and remaining silent.

(02:07:28):
As you approach to the first of four chests, the closest one
that was pointed out to you by. The robotics.
Okay, you hear a very quiet whisper from Malaga, says he
goes. So, uh, should we just open this
one? Or should we see if we can
figure out a way to take it? All right, wasn't The plan to

(02:07:49):
carry this back out to the others and open it there.
Where it might not wake everyoneup.
But look in malaga's points and you notice too?
It was a pretty thin little squiggle that you had to get
under the debris to get here. The chest looks like it won't
fit not out. Maybe we could have Doom like
War Boss But is that gonna cost too much to get four chests?

(02:08:14):
He makes his way back squiggles under the debris again and it
goes. Okay you guys we forgot to make
a plan that was funny. So she would bring all the
chests out here. Or should we just risk it on one
in there? Oh, we could deconstruct this

(02:08:37):
area a little bit and make a bigger opening for the chests
for you all to go through. He turned behind him and points.
Malaga goes, I'm not sure that looks kind of unsteady.
Are you sure? We can take it down with that
making like a big noise, a clamber annoys.
I just, I feel like you'd have to be pretty handsy with that.

(02:08:57):
Yes, I can help you if you like higher I like the idea we should
get our face back through. If we do that though case it
does go off and fast trap. I'm not sure.
Did you notice any differences between the chests?
Ah, we weren't really looking upclose, but there's a lot of scud
marks everywhere. I think those mimics going
crazy. Sort of did some wear and tear
all over this. I want.
I'm not sure if I'll be able to tell which one is the real one?

(02:09:19):
Besides, even if I could, it's still just a guess, you know do
they smell any different? Maybe one of them smells like me
because you just say, you know, maybe you're onto something
there Jaya, but I don't know if I could tell that I could try to
get with. Hmm.
Yeah, there's no way that that'sreal rights.

(02:09:43):
I don't know. I'm just trying to put shit out
there. I mean, you never know to try.
I just I I'm scared to try is all.
So the way we go, well, they eatme.
Yeah, probably, there's like a hundred in there.
It's a giant, a lot. It's like our DM didn't want us
to Brute Force. To the other side tie it to see

(02:10:15):
him and then you know, just put down.
Can you just put each one inside?
The bag of holding, I don't wantto put it in the bag a whole but
they procreate A normal bag. Now, we have, oh, we could, I, I
just, I, I don't know if I can forward, they're kind of big.
Yes. But one at a time.

(02:10:36):
Okay. Let's let's do that.
That sounds good. Can I have the bag higher?
Yes. Okay, thanks.
Thank you. Good idea, Doom.
That's very smart. Gives you a thumbs up?
You're a smart guy. You know, you should be our
planner. I feel like you've got good
ideas. All right, lead strategic.
I thought those were atheists Colette strategists, neutral

(02:10:59):
style works every time. All right, you grabs the bag
comes back to you or a face, okay, we've got a plan.
We're gonna put probably like two at a time in the bag of
holding dragon fruit. Yeah.
Okay. Okay, it's going to be hard to
do that quietly. Here.

(02:11:21):
So I'm gonna have you do it. I'm gonna need four consecutive
stealth checks for all four chicks.
Okay, let's all do them. The DC is not high in here.
You guys can talk and one that, but one fuk up and that's
enough. So we'll just go one at a time.
All right. Okay.
One number one, Malik. It's got a 19 not 20.

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You put them to sleep first. One goes in the bag.
It slides in there slips and slides.
No, fucking problem gets it in Easy.
Malaga gives you a thumbs up or don't really go?
Let's go again. I hold up my hand for a high
five and do like a really slow quite high five.
Second one's got a 15 which. Okay, second what I got.
Oh my God, that's it. Second one is good, very good.

(02:12:10):
Second bag goes in, you look in the bag of holding his pretty
much full. Now you don't think you can get
a third one in the two of you slowly.
Slink back to the cobbles, Slidethe bag of holding under, and
you guys can crawl through and pull them out on the other side.
You officially now have pulled out two of the important chests
on the other side. One two well that.

(02:12:31):
Okay. Do you guys want to take these
sort of far away and we'll open them far away.
So if they explode, they want toupset the mimics.
Can you open it in the big mom? I guess.
You don't want to do that. No, because I might explode and
die. Yeah, you know, just drag them
down the dragon down the hall a little bit there.

(02:12:52):
We can open up, like you remember, where, or a fast?
You were like, fucking around down the hallway a bit.
Oh, that halfling guy. He's just lovely.
I wish they'd come back. Oh yeah.
Okay. Drag the chest down that way and
we'll open them down there. Yeah, maybe if the most just
feeling up to it, if it's stupid, Tommy isn't heard and he
can cast silence around it. Yeah.
Ah yes, you have that spell Samir?

(02:13:13):
Did she demo silence? I don't want to worry him right
now. He's tummy hurts.
All right, the two of you slide back in malaga's Orpheus or oh,
I'm gonna need two more stealth checks.
These are on the far side now ofthe room.
So these are the tougher ones. Oh, okay.
For me. That's okay.

(02:13:34):
The DC is just a 10, that's it. Okay.
Molly we're all good. That's one.
Oh make, this should be 11. All right, you guys do a silent
chess bump? One more left.
You guys slink over to the fourth side now.
This is the farthest away. Quit.

(02:13:54):
It's a 22. All right.
Okay. Molly bring us home.
Oh, need to be said, that's crazy.
That was what eight rolls and neither of you rolled below it
in the time because we're fucking perfect.
I want to do like slap brofist. Like class elbows and Shake back

(02:14:19):
and forth and family lucky. Bros.
I was gonna be really fun. One of you guys got eaten and
then no one can figure out, which mimic it was.
Did you guys just say broken? Yeah.
In the bloodline. Phuc.
Yea phuc. Yea malagos brings you in and
sort of noisy when you fucking brilliant.

(02:14:41):
You know that Yeah. All right.
You guys. Slither out the two chests in
hand. You've got all four now?
We fucking did it. You guys or if it's just a
snake. Yes, fucking faster than this
whole world, nobody knows about that other shit in the room,

(02:15:02):
didn't even smell. I didn't even he probably didn't
even see us. All right, we did it.
Now drag them off. Yeah, boys.
Pulls him out. Each of them are pretty heavy.
It takes like one full person tograb each chest and you drag it
out into the whole way, a good 50, 60 feet away and now a bit
further um, how far do you guys want to go with these further,

(02:15:25):
the better? I feel, yeah. 50, 60 feet.
That sounds pretty good. Yeah, okay.
Um, Just on the edge of your. Let me see here.
Yeah, just on the edge of your little camp out.
You found a nice little hidey hole that you can still have
line of sight of the mimic room but you're very far away now and

(02:15:46):
you don't think anything save and explosion will absolutely
not set these. Mimics off, you're you're well
distanced away. So you bring out all four
chests. Now, set them side by side, like
this point to them. See if you want to take a look
into them and see if you can tell a difference, I really
couldn't but you know, maybe youcould see one that's more
scratched up than the others. You want to give me a perception
or investigation check Sure, I'mhungry or if it's over.

(02:16:09):
Am I really Do love. I want to come up to you or if
it's. Can you help me?
Look at these chefs and see if there.
Any difference is? Yeah, sure.
I spit in my goggle and then wipe it out.
Bad role of 15, I hope. oh, I'm trying to six into a 17.

(02:16:36):
Yeah, well I am still Sherlock Holmes.
Um I think or face got overwhelmed by wanting to
impress doom and fumbled it. Okay, well um 17 is good.
This is um now that you're up close, you've got a much better
view of it. Dulum from a distance, it was
just really hard to tell specifics but now you can
literally see the very fine scratches right around the

(02:16:59):
Locking mechanisms of each of these chests right on the front
right up close. You can really get in there and
see. And with a 17 between the two of
you guys, you rule out two of them.
There are two that look like they have never been opened, and
you're pretty sure that the one with the key in it has at least
been opened once, so you're sortof narrowed it down to two.

(02:17:19):
Hustler. Do you think lucky yes?
Yeah. Like who It dry first.
I Fire. We shouldn't believe in luck.
We should go with skill, right? Well, there's objectively.
Doom is the lucky. Yes.
You want a random? It amazing.
I want to tell me which. That's right buddy.

(02:17:43):
Oh, it's my eyes and start spinning in a circle with my
finger pointed out. Oh, all right, you pick one.
You point to the one on the right.
Lock picking sleight of hand modifier as I'm a bit Rusty.

(02:18:07):
But back in my day it was reallygood.
Okay. Because mine's plus seven.
Okay. Oh my god.
Um, I'll help you. Okay, yeah, that sounds good to
me too. Yeah.
Okay here and he passes you his thieves tools.
Sick. I pull out my own thieves tools.
Thanks? Oh, fuck you.
All right. Fuck.
You know, I'm not helping. Fuck you.
Okay? No mine suck.

(02:18:27):
Anyways, I'm with the back of mybag and take his oh really.
Okay. Yeah.
Okay, first one's pretty good and that's without the seven.
So okay, 19 plus 726. Holy shit.

(02:18:51):
All right, pretty good, pretty good.
Um, so this is just open the chest as you recall.
The chest himself are locked on the outside.
So you crack open the chest successfully, you hear a
satisfying, click as the inside mechanisms unlocked and now you
can open it. Would you like to throw it open?
Yeah. Throwing right.

(02:19:12):
No, even though I wear a face, Ikick open doors.
I do know. One of these chests is well it's
just so hard not to met a game, but I think I would try to very
slowly open the chest listening as closely as I can for any
sound of a mechanism catching. Okay, you slowly open it.
Now pulling it open, you're you're feeling a No pressure at

(02:19:35):
first nothing seems to be happening and right as you open
it about a quarter of the way, open a very loud, clicking
sound. Of course, click.
And I need you to make a constitution saving throw for
me. Oh yeah.

(02:20:05):
Do you have a bad stat just wondering?
Charisma, I'm Pleasant to be around office.
In the saving throw because of my class.
Holy but yeah, John strength, they're both in the negatives.
14 is good, or if it's not quitegood enough, as spewing out of

(02:20:26):
this thing is a ray of blight, this specific race shoots out
from a small nozzle on the end of the chest.
Right in between the small Gap, in the opening that you left it,
spews green, and dark black magic that shunts into the side
of you, you sort of make a your body shutters and you feel like

(02:20:47):
you're trying to save from whatever's happening but you
take the full brunt of the damage as it courses through
your body. Dealing a total of oh God 149
damage. Oh my God.
We're gonna find out if Iceland was telling the truth.
I'm dead. You go down.
All right, you guys drop to the ground, sickening green energy,

(02:21:13):
of course, single over the once the body of her face.
Oh shit, fuck like as close to the chest and goes over To Oro.
Oh, he like hi, are you got anything?
Oh, my God. Perfect, was one point from
bullying. That's crazy.
Really? What?

(02:21:34):
Yeah, because 49 and half of U of 33 at points and then half of
33 is 16.5. So 0.5 Um, yes, I will
immediately go to heal. Okay.
Um, what spell? We go ahead and roll the healing

(02:21:55):
then. Oh, sorry.
I'm on Aura face. This character sheet.
My bed, I was so confused. Let's check out my feet tall.
I was looking at your help. Okay.
I'll go ahead and up cast your wounds second level shit.
Roll 15. You come back up or face, you

(02:22:19):
barely spend enough time down toeven go, any felt your mind, get
transported somewhere as the Searing pain of blight ran
through. This was an aquatic damage which
I'm not sure is a damage type you've ever felt before it just
sip in the life out of you. Well, I don't you quickly.
Come back, though. Open your eyes.
It was painful and awful, and ithurt you, so bad.

(02:22:39):
And the fact that this trap killed you was upsetting and
many different ways. Um, as you come back or face,
and it should be noted while or face was gone.
Nothing seemed to happen to the body.
No one got up, but it wasn't that much of downtime.
As you heal Tire, as you come back up or face, you find that
you have woken up. Now with a curse, you love.

(02:23:01):
Um, this is a curse of Bane thatyou wake up with also caused by
this chest, Ray of blight until this curse is removed.
You now have a minus D4 to All attack roles or saving throws.
I will remind you of this as it comes up to.
You feel this dark energy, wash over you, a blight on your

(02:23:25):
person. You recall the most mentioning
that he could remove curses, butdemos is tell me hurts right
now. I can remove curses well higher
can remove curses. Oh God.
He's you smell cursed. You you don't look good.
I feel really sick. Okay, I'll go ahead and cast it
instantly. So, okay.
Tires on it. Nice to have America.

(02:23:48):
Thank you. Yeah, you cast remove curse,
please. Remove the spell slot higher as
you cast it and or Aus all the sudden that that biteful energy
disappears, Jesus. I guess maybe someone else
should have done it but I'm gladwe could get you back almost

(02:24:10):
instantly. Oh yeah.
Thank you. You're a real good bullet monkey
and all that Dora fast. What the fuck?
Just take the bullets for more important people.
Well, you know, yes, thank you for being the monkey the bullet,
monkey or a fast. I guess you will come.

(02:24:34):
I'm sorry. Or I guess I shouldn't have been
the one that she's the chest. Know, just it's so good.
Not to be less, or I can try opening the next one.
Ah, are you gonna speak in lakhslad know?
But if it's trapped, I wouldn't mind.
Well, the next word is To trap so we don't have to worry about
that. Again only if you're sure I rub

(02:24:55):
your head here, come on, Citrus me all.
I'll show you how to do it. Thank you and I want to start
picking the next lock and demonstrating to do them.
I was like, oh, okay, um, give me another check, please.
Okay, it's not good to blow off this time.
Not going to die this time. Not to go up.
This time I was Malaga still giving me help.
Yes. All right, assume dulum is
right? Oh I said rolly, what a fucking

(02:25:20):
new. Oh, it's plus seven.
So 13 just all the water, okay. Um, you know, that's not bad.
You still hear a satisfying click as you pop.
Open the lock but you're not sure if you set off a trap or
not. Well, I'm trusting our Intel

(02:25:40):
that this good chest. Wouldn't be trapped.
Oh, the thing the riddle said, one wasn't trapped.
And then just now we investigated and it said, we
figured out one of these. Two was the right one.
Sure Mason might lie to us. Okay, I guess I'm going to open

(02:26:01):
it again. I can open it.
If you would like, okay, thank you.
Brave. I'm really proud of you.
I took a few steps back. I woke up and open it.
All right, Doom, you crack open the chest.
You pull it. Open about a quarter of the way.
Open is about where or if it's got blighted before, it was cold

(02:26:22):
and dark, but this time nothing happens, no click.
And you plop it open all the wayand inside you see, no trap.
Whoo. You see a Sleek silver key
surrounded by a small mound of silver coins.
You look through, it's actually a pretty impressive.
Amount altogether you count about a thousand silver coins.

(02:26:45):
Which you can upgrade to 100 gold.
Do you think these areas too? Oh, those look nice.
We could stop to check them out with identify.
Yeah, tell me my way. Click on over here.
Okay, that's good. Quick minute goes by.
There is no magic on this coin. Much magical, phuc.

(02:27:06):
Yea man, that means they're real100 gold, all right?
And there's what, One, two, three, four, six.
I think we should let him have it.
He opened it. I think we're a fish.
Should have it. I didn't open it though.
Look, I'm not going to be aroundforever, and I don't have that
much use for money, so maybe we just put it evenly, sounds good.

(02:27:28):
So there's seven of us. Five players plus two NPCs 7.
We each get a pittance 14. Oh yeah.
What you said. So the start of your Empire.
Oh yeah. Start start my horde.
All right, you've got the key. Now so the rest of you guys can
make it back over to the mimic room.

(02:27:51):
Successively navigate the mimic room.
I would like everyone to make a stealth check.
Just not to wake these things upthe average.
Oh yeah, that's a bad roll J. I'm not very still please write

(02:28:16):
fucking great. The second one you got in the
session. Oh yes, so yes, a lot less
important. So you guys begin making your
way through the mimic room. Now, for those who haven't been
in this room yet, you get a goodlook.
At it. Now I'll brighten up this whole
little area for you on Forge so you can get a better look,

(02:28:37):
chests everywhere. You make your way over to the
far side of the room being careful as you walk, at one
point, giant sort of trips and stumbles on the ground.
But or if they just sort of throw out an arm to catch him.
Well, the group if you make it out of the far, end successfully
nothing's happened yet and you see the keyhole on the wall.

(02:29:01):
That's hidden just beneath the parchment that you see is still
there. Behind the wall.
You notice there are several keyholes.
In fact, it looks like they looked to be spread out evenly
three in total, but you look down and you only have the one
key. Um, looking at each of the key
holes though, it looks like yourkey really only fits one of

(02:29:21):
them. The other two, look to likely,
just be red herring, just to fool, someone who was coming
here to lock pick. So you can place your key
successfully in the one hole at fits in snugly.
And as you twist you all hear a loud, Rumble, sound deep and
low, none of the mimics seem to be bothered by this as the

(02:29:41):
Stonewall in front of you, opensup.
Fuck, yes, fuck, yes. I'm okay with this continued
forward. Making your way into a small
Alcove on the other end and justas the last of you are making
your way through and you're excited about this new room.
You smell new are higher. Your toe Collide soundly with

(02:30:02):
one of the chests, the thing, twitches and lurches.
Oh my god. Oh fucking bucket.
Jesus! All right.
Now higher you run to Bob movingup it's slower than the rest of

(02:30:26):
the group as you hear Snow behind you.
All right that's one of the mimics.
Awakes its toothy mouth appearing.
Lunging toward you would collidewith one of his friends who
wakes up itself and starts snarling and biting at the wood
of the first one, you hear the domino effect in Sue as the
entire room wakes up. Once again, the mimics going

(02:30:46):
fucking nuts as you guys dashed down the corridor deeper and
deeper into which I was for likewhat the Okay, hired, you're
good at your own things. All right, you guys find the
next staircase down. Congratulations, this staircase
descends for quite a while. It's about a 10 minute climb

(02:31:07):
down. It's a straight staircase,
leading off for some ways. You think you might be traveling
a quarter, maybe even half a mile in One Direction.
Um, it's a long path and it's Sleek Stone on the walls.
Now, and cavernous wet roofs on the ceilings.
There are no lights on your descent as you go down and you
all find yourself after 10 minutes at a large Stone.

(02:31:32):
Doorway with two big wrought iron handles on either side.
There's a sign above. That looks to be written in Old
dwarvish. Does anyone speak dwarvish?
Look at some are Samir looks up at it, looks at you and smiles.
It reads entrance to the mythical Minds, be way out of
cave-ins. It is ancient oldest daughter

(02:31:53):
Vish, I assumed it was here before the dungeon very nice.
Well, I would say ladies first, which we have none.
So malicious, why don't you leadthe way?
All right, and he goes, and he plants his foot into the door in
front of him to try to kick it for the way you do and you see
him push and push. And then he looks awkwardly at
you and drops his foot down and then shove his shoulder into the

(02:32:17):
door to push with all of his might in the whole thing.
Screeches, open her and he pushes into a small waiting
room. This being similar to the floors
above there, seems to be yet again.
Another room at the base of eachfloor, that represents some sort
of you're not sure exactly what it is.
But besides perhaps just like a space to stay the night, it

(02:32:39):
seems like this one. However, unlike the ones above,
you has not been made safe in the slightest, there's really no
sense of no sense of beauty hereor Torchlight or even any sort
of like, cleaning what you'd sort of taken for granted above.
You now notice in abundance here, messes dust cobwebs

(02:33:02):
everywhere. There's broken Stone and bits of
rock. That's falling out of the
ceiling and Floors. The corners of each of these
rooms seem to be filled. Now with debris of some kind
broken wood. Beast pieces of scattered
clothing all over the place. There's even small bits of old

(02:33:23):
adventuring supplies. She shoved up in the corner of
this room seems to be an old table with some matte, making
supplies on top of it that have been ransacked.
They look old to the table. Looks like old dwarvish hand,
carvings and whatever map makingsupplies were on top.
Have all been looted and empty. And it looks abandoned.

(02:33:45):
Elsewhere in this room that you guys have exited out into you.
Also, find sort of beside the exit from the staircase by the
stone door, is a large Stone statue.
It's Bears, the image of a stonedwarf or rather a normal dwarf
but carved in stone with a very classic helmet upon his head

(02:34:05):
holding in both of his hands. A huge hammer.
That looks to be for smithing. The figure is standing up in
full height, looking glorious. It's about a seven foot tall
statue in total and it looks very fine you actually think if
someone were able to take it up to the surface they could
probably fetch a fair price. For the carving is quite nice
but it sits here. Still.

(02:34:27):
You look around now and you see there are two exits to this
specific room. There's one that looks like
another set of stone doors on the far end and another which
looks to be a small hallway off to the side that leads down some
more steps. No, doorway at all.
If it's Pitch Black in here safefor a small torch that malaga's
carrying as he goes shit. Well it is this a good place to

(02:34:47):
rest should be doing a long resthere.
Or should we move on to I need to rest.
I think we need to move on. Okay, let's get a move on then.
Welcome to the sixth floor, right?
Guys, this is where Monty is? Yeah.
Oh it Mason. How big are the cops.
Look around, give me a nature. You look around, oh, they're not
huge. They look to just be like a very

(02:35:09):
thick. These are spiders.
That have not been bothered in along time.
Little spiders in regular sized spiders, but they nothing no
loud or large wins. Have poor through this area to
disturb their webs and instead, they've given a lot of time just
to hang around and catch bugs. Oh, I send you all to a new map

(02:35:29):
on Foundry. Oh just for this sixth floor For
Old Times Sake. I've made an actual dungeon for
you guys to sort of explore. So I thought we could do it
actually on a map which could befun.
So you guys can sort of explore this little map.
This is sort of like the one that you guys did underneath the

(02:35:50):
the root for. So same as usual.
If you move your character in a direction, assume you're
actually walking there and be wary of lots of things in this
little dungeon as you explore. So, here you find yourself.
I placed you guys here, you can see the large statue of the
dwarf. On the far wall, the sort of
supplies from other adventurers around you and the two different

(02:36:12):
doorways. You see one in front of you down
this way. A doorway and a hallway side.
Everyone. Think and to tell Jay from the
first time, we think Monty's probably here.
Looking to recover Jorah. The Wizards.
Apprentice who is in the Arcane Halls on the 6th.
Floor wasn't the big spider alsoon the sixth floor, or am I

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misremembering that? Is there a big spider?
We were there was a stolen keg of Ale to recover from a messiah
in. There was mimic.
Breeder. And there was Jorah, the Lost
Apprentice. I don't remember hearing about a
big spider but I could be wrong.I thought there was a fourth,
was there a fourth? We have the like posters with
us. I believe you guys that or a

(02:36:57):
face just mentioned. I always came here because there
was a Quest We Believe Monty took the Wizards Apprentice who
was supposedly in the Arcane Halls on the sixth floor.
We're on the floor right now butwe need to find the Arcane
halls. I believe.

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Also, as a reminder to everyone,also, our Guild mentioned never
to turn left on this floor. Oh, Oh, that is very important.
Like I've turned left to like, look at what's the left of me to
do you mean that way or like if that come to a hallway and it's

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on exactly this was never take left tunnel on the floor six.
Okay, okay well and malaga's points, there is a left tunnel
here. I hate to say it but what
there's a high chance that Montywould have taken a left.
Well, if it was supposed to thenthe guild he could have read it
right. Yes.
But what if something was chasing him and he had no

(02:38:03):
options but to run down there. What if that's where this Jorah
happens to be and and that's what Monty thought.
So he took the less explored path to find hidden stuff.
I think we can definitely start with the right path, but I think
there is a chance, we would haveto go down the left path at some

(02:38:23):
point. Let's just start with the right
and see what we're able to find.Sounds good to me before we go.
Can we check out this room to see if there's anything here
that could help us on our path right.
You want to give me an investigation check then.
Yeah also to just to be fully honest can I make a perception

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check to see if I think there's a certain half-elf in the room.
Yes, give me the perception. Check first, then the
investigation and I assume someone's helping you with
investigations. So cool perceptions.
You look around. You do not see or sense any
invisible. Cool. 19 on the investigation.

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Awesome. Did anyone else want to
investigate? I heard yeah.
I mean It's okay. Just seems a waste.
Can I hear Watson and help? Yes.
Waited my whole. Life for you to ask.

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From Tina, I hold. Okay, six hours.
You're tasting. The, the dust on the ground.
Education is. It's a fucking insane

(02:39:53):
investigation. It's fucked up.
And it's well, um, higher you doa glance over and you're looking
around and you see Fucked up, man.
What? I feel a lot better after
knowing you have two negative stats.
I feel like that is fair. Yeah.

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Again. You guys are looking around
here, higher, go in, and you're doing a pretty thorough service,
but just every place you look, or if they fall is up, and he
goes, oh yeah, I forgot to look here.
And you guys scour, the room, this room is pretty abandoned.

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It seems to have mostly old Dwarven supplies, the long
since, rotted away, or completely defunct, in modern
times you see there's a weapon rack of old pickaxes that, look,
long since worn out there, is that writing desk that you found
earlier? That doesn't really seem to have
much of use on it or around it as well.

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There are also just these piles of debris in the core, um, with
a 29 or a fast, it's just such aridiculous role.
I'll give you something for it. Gotta give you so.
Oh, you do know this, as you investigate this room that even
though you were all told not to go down the left Hall, you

(02:41:24):
notice just out of the corner ofyour eye that there is a thin
seam along, the edge of the hallway on the bottom, in which
a small whispy yellowy orange light.
Seems to flicker underneath it. You think you spotted a secret
door down there? Now Ah, there is a secret door

(02:41:54):
down that hallway, and I know we're told not to take the left
Tuttle, but a secret door is an irresistible treat.
It's just myself, I rub your head for good luck.
Then I'm gonna go sneak down allthe way to the secret door, and
start trying to figure out how to pop that open.

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You creep, down the left hand whole way.
Seeing in front of you, a dark staircase that leads down into
what sounds like a distant rumbling.
Sound you go five, ten fifteen feet down the whole way and
eventually come to the edge of that.
Secret door. You see the seam is pretty damn
perfect. The outside looks like cavernous
stone wall, but you just see that slit underneath, where a

(02:42:37):
teeny tiny slice of light seems to be coming in from the inside.
Without the light, you probably wouldn't have even have seen it,
but you got damn fucking high. You feel around and with the 29
that you got earlier of Investigation, you find that one
of the Rocks near, the ceiling is somewhat loose.
You almost have to sort of jump to reach up to it but you can

(02:42:58):
just feel it and as you twisted you feel like a mechanism to go
off. Do you want to do so?
Yeah, totally. All right, there you go, you
open the door. You all hear a crunching sound?
A stone grinds against Stone in front of orfeas, as you open a
secret door. How do you find a bedroom?
This looks like the bedroom of what looked like the mining

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captain of whatever Dwarven mining Expedition.
This was a long since rotted away Stone bed.
In the back of the room, feels the majority of the room, it
looks ancient and unused. But you notice that a what
modern although tainted and tarnished blanket has been
placed over it and some small cheaply made Linens and pillows

(02:43:44):
are on top of it. Looks like this might be a
respite spot for travelers as well.
You find in the center of this room I can't fire actively
going. This was must have been, what
was letting off the light earlier?
This looks like somebody's been camping here.
You find supplies all over as opposed to the previous room.
That was pretty damn empty here.You find little packs against
the walls and Actual supplies. You see a burglar's kit, like a

(02:44:08):
supply kit. There is a healer's kit here as
well. A bag of ball bearings, a bag of
Caltrans and a jar of Alchemists.
Fire is all here. Okay.
Um okay who I want to come up tothis pack?
How many packs are there? Um, it looks to be one person's

(02:44:30):
worth of pack but it's just sortof scattered around like they
sort of still literal pack. There's no one pack.
It's just all supplies. That would probably if you see
one backpack in the corner, everybody?
Okay. Got it.
Yeah. You go to the back.
Um, how small are the straps adjusted for?
They look like, they would fit aCobalt or a human-sized person.
It's immediate to you. This fits a small human like

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sorry, not a human. This fits a small creature like
a culture. We want to steal your brother's
stuff. Hey, Monty valea.
If you're in here I'm a friend. I have Russian.
Um, oh my The stuff they're still fired.
This this has this has to be good.
Do we think he was here? You see the flyer?
You look around. You don't recognize any of the

(02:45:12):
stuff immediately higher but then again you never really went
dungeon delving with your brother.
So you're not sure what he wouldhave.
The backpack is sort of half open.
It looks like it's left there. Casually not in any slush and
you find inside. There are a few notes in a small
notebook. Really, really pull up the notes

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first. Each of these are penned in your
brother Monty's, handwriting, they seem to be small notes
about passages in this dungeon. You see, he is written out.
Small descriptions of quests. Similar to the ones that you
guys all pulled off the boards. He actually wrote down the same
three quests that you all did plus a few others.
And you notice that he circled one in particular, one with the

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name, Jorah at the top. He writes more notes in specific
about this, it's nothing that you think will be extremely like
personal. It's all very, you think it's
all business? It's right stuff, like travel
the fourth floor at night. Most people are inactive, then,
fifth floor is especially dangerous.
When you run into other people, you see he's got a small charted

(02:46:17):
path that he has similar to the ones you guys already took.
It's not really useful to you now because it's already been
done and it says once to get youget to the sixth floor, find the
overgrown hallways of the academy.
You see underneath that? It's just beware the fungus
running rats. Say it can kill besides that.
You see a note that says, don't take the left path.

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Underline twice. And then there are some small
notes on the side that look to be dictating.
It looks like your brother did. His homework notes about this
person Jorah and his master Volker, the court wizard.
What are the notes on her? Say?
Yeah. So you you look through it.
Now, there are all sorts of looked like information that you

(02:46:59):
think Monty likely got from asking around perhaps or going
to the right places? Finding it.
It lists that Volker, the court wizard is a lizard full.
This lizard full is specificallya very powerful Abdul.
It also knows that the wizard ismissing his left arm, it notes.

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That the wizard is in considered, and well, regarded
by the court in a favor. From The Wizard could be very
useful to those from the mundaneplane Monte.
Write some notes dictating how Volker could help with finding
some sort of planar travel back to Ether or perhaps finding some
sort of powerful Divine to contact ether.
To get more information. This seems to excite Monty then

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it goes into detail about Jorah volker's assistant.
Does it say what court it just lists that the this court wizard
is like the assistant to the Open Lord and his assistant, is
this individual and Apprentice Who's down here looking for a
certain tone. It's just seems to be the high
court of what deep Jorah is listed as and it's just, it's

(02:48:07):
describes her. Well, a one who wears a
professor's robes. Middle-aged woman with tightly
stretched skin and a slightly greenish Hue and tight ponytail
is what she normally wears. And sometimes a b wizard hat,
though. Oftentimes rather just a small

(02:48:28):
kept at to hold the hair and sheused listed as using a wand the
notes on here says that she is extremely interested in,
pleasing the concert If there's notes that Monty has here that
she'll do anything to get in hisgood graces and stay there.
Supposedly, he only keeps one Apprentice at a time and
overturn is considered very likely if an apprentice doesn't

(02:48:49):
do their job. Well, so she is coming down here
likely and doesn't plan on coming up until she does her.
Is there any mention of what herjob was assistant to the court
Wizard or rather? I mean, her job down here.
I guess she was tasked with finding a magical poem that was
needed by the court wizard. I think this is all Monty has

(02:49:10):
here in these notes. The Notebook that is in here.
Seems to be some sort of personal Journal.
Oh hi, what'd you find there. Oh, is that personal?
Let's all read it out loud. I, I kind of feel on comfortable
reading this myself, but it there, this could help us do do

(02:49:31):
them samir's would maybe one of you would be willing to read it
objectively, we'd be happy to ifyou'd like though, is it an in?
Enough privacy. I'm seems like his life is on
the line, it's okay. Yes, but I just, I just want to
say I would be an honor to read your brother's what though?
I fear that you're trying to avoid something by not reading a

(02:49:54):
tire. Perhaps you should do it, you
know, him best and put perhaps gain the most from this, I guess
I am a bit scared of reading, he's changed but okay, I can do
it neutral smile at the boy but it might not be worth the rating
at now. We should keep going.
Yes, push forward. All right.

(02:50:15):
I couldn't tell us help us know where he is.
You skim through it higher. This notebook seems to be much
more personal while those loose notes seem to be much more about
the job at hand. These personal notes are things
talking about his fears and his nervousness, and his anxiety, as
well as some few moments of joy and happiness that he's had with

(02:50:36):
the people of the mundane plane.It's very personal, then I'm
absolutely avoiding reading it. But okay, cool, just a scam
reveals that you're like, okay, I'm not gonna get anything out
of it. He is now pocket it.
Um, otherwise in this room or a phase, you also find there is a
bag of dust and some colored chalk.

(02:50:58):
But does that look like it's with Monty stuff?
It's all in the same sort of loose Pile in the area.
Fuck, dude, your brother's got such cool shit but I'm obviously
not good to take it. Maybe he likes me.
Borrow it. When we find him, not listen,
we're here to rescue him, right?So clearly, he's not able to get
to this shit, we should take it for now and use it to find him.
He won't be upset by that. But this, this campfire, it if

(02:51:24):
it's not magic, then someone would have had to have been here
recently. Yes, makes sense to me.
Mason is the campfire, magical you look in, it doesn't look
particularly magical. Um, it it's got like wood in it.
It's a big fire. Like a proper Bond fire.
It could have been burning for like up to 24 hours.
You think there are a lot of cinders and Ash at the bottom.

(02:51:45):
This doesn't look like a recent campfire, by any means, but it's
still burning, so it had to havebeen, you know, sometime but
because of the size, you're not sure exactly how long it was
started. Oh, I'm sure he'd be willing to
share once once we find him. I think if it helped us, can
take it all right, pick it. Up or oh.

(02:52:05):
I picked up but I don't put my bag.
I just like, I don't know. I opened up my bag but I keep
track of what is his obviously? Okay, his backpack is physically
smaller than yours too. You can just put it all in that
bag and put that bag in your bagbag.
Sup perfect exception, right? And you finish clearing out that
room. That's all you can find in
there. Hey, good.
Find or a fast. See Doula maybe.

(02:52:27):
The left path. Was the right one.
Huh sucker? Well, he did underlined in his
journal. Not to go left.
Yeah, stupid. He impressive Oreo.
Yeah. Thanks.
I could do that forever and be happy every day of it,
especially if it was for greenerdisease, benefit.
I I think we're gonna really need that moving forward.

(02:52:48):
Especially if the evidence does point to him being alive.
I'm sure he'll be stealthy. I'm here.
Right. Downward downward onward.
Right? You guys make your way down to
the doorways. On the southern side of this
large room that you came out in the two, open wide and toward

(02:53:08):
you as malaga's pulls him open. As you guys travel here, what is
your marching work? Keep the front have the mental
map. I'll be behind Doom.
I think I'm excited. So I'm also trying to be near
the front. Okay, we'll put higher in the
front with doing ish from Dish. I'll be in the back.

(02:53:30):
All right, so you guys begin, making your way.
In first thing you come across is a long which seems to run
east to west one end of it. The Eastern end is caved in, you
see more and more spider, webs, along the roof.
Now, in this area, the path to the right goes on for about 40
feet, they're Torchlight just reaching the end of it.
You hear something coming from the far distance of the Eastern

(02:53:54):
hallway. It sounds like running water
traveling through a bit. You still don't hear anything
specific. Leading the front higher and
dulum, you find as you head off in the only visible direction to
continue, you come to a fork in the road One Direction leads off
left and you now hear loud, rushing walk from that side, it

(02:54:18):
seems to open into a wide Cavern.
Can't quite see what's the otherdirection is tight and leads
down another thin core. We were told to never take a
left. Yes, I think so.
Unless they meant just that one first left tunnel that I
personally it's over to it. Like, I guess Monty did only say
the first left on the mind over there.

(02:54:40):
What I do, think the right path might be easier to start with
either way. What if, his lift was our right?
He was like, do you know what way he was placed?
And if he was going out or goingin, I mean, surely the first
time he had to go out, but when they said, don't turn left.
Well, I guess this is you would have had come from the stairs.

(02:55:03):
At least on the first time did, did he did Monty include?
Like, I know he had some maps. Did he have any Maps
specifically for this floor? Or is it like 5th floor until
here? It was just fifth floor till
here which is ironic because that's already Direction you
went. So it's sort of useless to you
now but he did mention the finding the overgrown academic

(02:55:23):
sector and something about a dangerous fungus.
Well I guess fungus would be more likely near water.
That sounds right. Like maybe we should go head
towards the water as you guys. Wait at this intersection.
Can I get a perception check from higher and do them in the
oh good 3020? Well, 9.

(02:55:46):
All right, as you're sitting here listening to the water come
off from the left and sort of Silence from the right dulum you
sort of lean in and you hear something that hire you just
white out of range for your ear Doom.
It sounds like something is coming from the right path as
well. Not the sound of water, but just
on the very edge of your ears, you hear something like in, it's

(02:56:08):
the most bizarre sound but it's like scrolling.
Something like writing, like a pen scrolling over paper.
It sounds very intentional, not automatic.
It sounds human. I think there's someone who are
right. Monty no sorry, no response.
Probably that's asshole elf. He's probably right to know.

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It's like oh that's what it looks.
Like our friends. I'm so alone because I murdered
my friends. What should we go?
What exactly didn't want to use this journal?
Say, when it was underlined, wasit never take the left tunnel or
just never take left on all. Um, you scroll through it and it
says don't go left underline underline.
So do with that, what you were as big as it could be.

(02:56:52):
I mean in this context it does sound like a general rule to
follow, but I think we have to take our chances down here to
find him. Well, if it's on handwriting, he
would follow it right? One thing.
Yes. I just the scratching sound
continues. Should we be aware about that?
Okay, you guys take a right now curving down a tunnel.

(02:57:14):
This tunnel is bracketed on the walls and ceiling with metal
rebar. It's actually quite fine.
You imagine that, whatever Dwarven miners were able to
suspend such fine, metal work inthe walls and sealing.
We're pretty prepared at their job.
They were very apt, it leads down a thin long, haul away with
the brackets, covering the wallsand seeing.

(02:57:36):
Now, as you come into yet, another intersection to your
left, you see a closed door to your right and open Cavern with
a what looks to be a giant body of water inside and directly in
front of you, looks to be a deadend.
Save 4. And I've marked it here and a
pink squiggle on your map. You see?

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A stone desk facing the wall, not in the power position, what
talking embarrassing, it's feng shui is all tied in all its
fucked up the stone desk looks to have been moved there.
There's a sort of cave in on thefar wall here that looks stupid
in some sort of mining accident,but the stone desk looks sort of

(02:58:18):
out of place. Among the rubble.
You see though much more upsetting a top, the desk
sitting at it is a half rotted corpse, it's upright a quill.
In its bony hand, writing something a top, the stone desk.
It doesn't turn the writing sound is loud.

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Now, as you get closer and you can hear it, this thing,
whatever it is, is writing something down, and it's not
repetitive. You don't think it sounds like
actual writing. To turn and hide his face.
You turn in Hyde. Look more water.
It, it appears like this gentleman went left higher, you

(02:59:04):
press your body up against the door, to the left, slightly
opening it and you see there looks to be a light inside.
You don't go all the way in though, as you see the chest
higher. What is it?
Um, it's it's another passageway.
So, I will say that. Is that would be a left turn.
I don't know if it's wise to go in there.
Let's go to the water. Okay.

(02:59:24):
Okay. Close the door and you close it.
The light disappears, The Skeleton at the desk continues
righting. Oh, it's so gross, it's so bad.
It's your shit together. Yes.
All right, let's go. Okay here and now I guess walk

(02:59:45):
toward the water do um also makes her way out.
Why is Doom labeled haha? It's been like this forever.
You make your way out. Now, in 2 a large, cavernous
room. Unlike the mines before this
looks like a Real pocket, perhaps some sort of natural
Aqueduct or some sort of water supply deep in the mountain
here. There's a pool of water a pond

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across from you with a natural streams.
Entering it on the far wall, they're not loud streams.
Little trickles of water, that seem to flow silently into the
great big pool. You see that there is off to
your left? Looks like the continuation of
this path. As the water.
Feels the room off to the centerand right, the water is thick

(03:00:30):
and murky, you can't see the bottom at all.
Even when porch light up, it's seems to just reflect back at
you. Anyone see any fungus?
Nothing yet? I don't see anything alive, sort
of creepy, you know. Is there anything dead?
I don't know like I'm back therewalks up to the water and sort
of looks in sort of murky. I want to.

(03:00:50):
Thank you can see I don't know. Someone want to perceive and
I'll help them. I'll perceive Samir sort of
walks up. Do you guys and goes?
Oh, that is somebody right thinghere, hello friend and it's
worth the corpse. Yes, can you help us on our path

(03:01:12):
friend? So dead.
Hello friend? Are you alright?
Just He's right in common. Oh, what's he writing?
Let's see here. Excuse me, friend.
You hear a sort of creaking sound of stone.
It says here, sit properly to cast properly.

(03:01:37):
That means fossil to me. Hmm.
But like, what could we be casting?
Oh, this is no. It says here.
Look, he's right now. He says, Professor Dora says, I
am learning again. Oh, She's teaching it right
buddy. He's still not responding.
Don't think he. Samira's cartilage is Masha, the

(03:02:01):
crown teaching my bugs. There's no chance.
This is a Tome. It's like he's the right thing
on the speech of scratch paper. There are several here.
All right, what you guys get on your perceptive 17 and watch the
writing sort of reminds me of Mesometimes writes down my lessons

(03:02:23):
afterwards. Oh, so you think this is some
sort of schooling lesson. Why in the corner, though?
Maybe it's the only desk. I don't know.
Could be a punishment. You know, said something about
City in the right position. Maybe that means sitting at the
desk, but why didn't you respondto me?
I think he seems to be in some sort of Trance.

(03:02:44):
If, if oh, perhaps a punishment of sorts magically bound.
We we could cast identify. Um, if it doesn't seem to bother
by us, I don't know why you guysare throwing such a big fit, you
know, or a face. That guy's dead too.
He's basically like your brother, I hope you.

(03:03:05):
Have to pick a side, right? Are you dead or alive?
I'm dead, but I'm not rotten Jesus.
Well, there is such thing as Undead.
That is both ha. I guess that's what I am I for
now. I mean, well, whatever I would
like to know more about him. I think it could help us down

(03:03:25):
here. Specially be with its relation
to Jorah. We should, if I start reaching
for the other pieces of paper, will it react?
Do you want to walk back over toit?
No, you're up. I'll give you.
I'll give you a better. A better carrot with your
perception check early or higher.
You just think you see somethingglitter under the water surface.

(03:03:54):
There's a siren. I thought.
Oh, never mind. Thank you.
It would make sense for a siren to operate near water, but it
could have moved. Or it's about to start.
Do you guys see that object downthere, that shining you look in

(03:04:18):
another resting you guys can seeit too.
There's just the small glitter of something sort of pewter
silver under the water heater. Is it, is it worth going for?
But what Monty do what would Monty do?
I hire Monte would flee know, Monty would go for it.
Fucking hell, you are wearing armor.

(03:04:39):
Oh, I guess I assumed. It wasn't that deep but you look
and it is pretty deep. I mean, you're not that tall of
a creature. Sorry.
So it would be submerged you Jeff Fox.
Let me go get it. Alright Jason now just takes off
his coat. Thank you.
Fucking at. All right, someone hold on to
this. He takes off his two daggers and
sets them down. Oh yeah, no, you got it.

(03:05:03):
And he starts waiting into the water going a bit deep.
And you see he quickly drops offinto the water and then has to
swim to keep himself afloat. All it's deeper than I thought
swims a little bit sort of doggypaddling as best he can.
He doesn't look like. He knows how to swim girl with
the fuk. Why would he go?
He doesn't know how to fuck you.For the ocean malice.

(03:05:27):
I went on my back. I didn't swim.
Did he Barely keeping his head off with the doggy battle.
If I could if I can get whateverthis is, Some corpse.

(03:05:49):
I'm fine. All right, I'm fine.
And then he drops his head over.Oh God you oh okay.
So when all right, you begin swimming into the water.
Now you also find that the floordrops off pretty quick into the
murky, Darkness below. You still see the slight Shimmer
of something pewter on the water.

(03:06:12):
Deep deep down, you don't see malagos, it's dark.
Um, Can can I navigate where he was?
And then swim down a little bit like you, you navigate to over
where he was keeping your head above, you.
You're right about where he was now and you want to start
swimming down? Yeah.
All right, you duck your head under the water as you do.

(03:06:33):
So can I get a Charisma saving throw from?
You know, but I'm so good 17 so good role.
That's a damn good role you needed that role because nothing
happens. Yeah, you blink out the sort of

(03:06:54):
crusty nasty, cavernous debris. That's filled the water.
Now it tastes weird in your lipsand you adjust your eyes to the
darkness and you can see deep deep down.
You see Malaga swimming down sort of froggy style, kick out.
Okay. Oh, he's going for the item.

(03:07:14):
Oh, maybe it's like he was looking drumming.
I swear to God. Um, do I see what he's swimming
down towards? It's hard to tell beneath them.
The only reason you can see him because it's a lot of motion and
it ever once in a while, he'll catch the dim torch light, that
comes from above, you can barelyeven see the bottom.
It he doesn't have dark vision. What does he going for?

(03:07:35):
Um, biggest one, I'm doing a Christmas saving throw.
Do I know that I'm doing that. I'm like trying to fight against
something. You didn't feel anything.
You just stuck your head under the water.
I mean there's a lot of like pressure under the water, you
know? And it's yeah, tastes weird and
I don't know that something. Yeah, nothing.
Nothing unusual right now. Okay.
Um, and in that case, I'm gonna put my head back up.

(03:07:58):
Hey guys, America swimming down,do anything.
You don't have any kind of magicso that I can see down there and
he kind of laughs or she been swimming down this whole time.
He's Superman, I presumed to getsomething.
I just can't see what it is. And I would I just wanted to
check real quick to see if any of y'all could hide something.

(03:08:19):
If not, I'll go down right now. Well, he shouldn't be able to
see down there either. Is it?
What if the shine was a trap? Okay, I go back down.
I'm gonna try to get malagos. Okay, you swim back down.
You see? He's descended another 30 feet.
Now you can barely see the edgesof his feet kicking against the
water. It's a deep full.

(03:08:39):
Are we swimming at the same Pace, there's so many speed the
same as our movement. Um, if you don't have a listed
swimming speed, it's half of your movie, you have a listed
swimming speed. What the fuck.
I'm literally twice as fast as Mal, I guess.

(03:09:00):
Fuck, yeah, I'm gonna go get him.
Okay, dive down. Kicking quickly descending you
see, you feel your ears pop after the first 30 feet and you
can continue the water gets colder and you start to feel a
vibration in the water you're not sure what it is.
But you You continue down, and down.
All of you collide with malagos.He's kicking wildly and you sort

(03:09:21):
of grabbed him and he turns toward you, and you see his face
is turning blue. He is running out of air.
Oh my God, I'm gonna turn back up.
Can you grab them and you can pulling him and you see him
reach down and he trusts to grabsomething and almost try to pull
away from you for a second. Give me a strength check.
Oh my God, this bitch. Oh, it's a fucking five.
Now I'm gonna give you an opposing check from malice.

(03:09:42):
Luckily he is not strong. So he's got a plus zero.
Oh no. Oh my God.
Unbelievable. Um, He reaches down and you see
tries to grab it something, but you are just strong enough to
pull him. And luckily, with your high
swimming speed, you're able to accelerate up to the surface

(03:10:04):
dragging him, along behind you grabbing onto his arm hard.
All of a sudden, you breach, thesurface, Boo and breathe deeply.
The rest of your group. Watching you Malaga comes up
right after you and his breath. Sounds Haggard pops up.
Sea water. His face is red.
Now, I'm sure. Yeah, you drag them and he

(03:10:25):
follows along, you see, he's a got one arm sort of trailing
behind him as he's coughing up seawater and he looks really bad
and you come ashore pulling ahead and he begins coughing.
Once more sort of stopping in the shallow end, coughing up
more water and wiping his nose. Ah, what happened Jesus?
You look awful. I don't know what the hell

(03:10:48):
happened with him. I just, he was swimming down
towards something. Try to get some shit and I could
tell this bitch was about to die.
She's just what's happened down there?
I'm sorry. It was it was a bad idea on my
part. It wasn't worth the rest.
He did this bitch went in volunteer, knowing he probably
shouldn't have. I look at me.
I know how to swim. I'm a hippo.

(03:11:08):
I'm gonna get that. Are you?
All right? Is he like, unconscious or
unresponsive? He, he's just, he's holding up a
finger. Now, coughing up water and all
of a sudden you see pulling up from behind his other hand.
He drags alongside of him, a long silver iron, case of some

(03:11:30):
sort he holds up and goes I toldyou I could fucking get it.
Fuck. Yeah.
But you almost fucking dad had Ipulled that you I was very
impressive malagos. Thank you for what you did and
he holds it up and he sort of toss it over to you guys and
sort of heaves up onto the onto the rocky Shore Jesus die.

(03:11:55):
I didn't need to save me. I was fine.
All right, I would have gotten aproblem, your face was Brent
fucking Bloom and I can see thatshitt from one of the water so
they must have been real bad guys.
Fine. Fuck this sits down on the stone
and starts coughing up more, would it kill you to say?
Thank you, whatever. Fuck you you thanks I guess
there you go, there we go. Did you guys at least doctor?

(03:12:19):
The corpse over there. Learn something from him.
They're too busy watching you drown.
I'm fine, right? You put it back on and he
doesn't show get off or do anything abrasive, he accepts it
and sort of nods at you, she's aspot, something was weird down

(03:12:39):
there. A lot of pressure, some sort of
rumbling, there was a vibration down there.
I could go back down and check it out.
I, I don't know if it if it's worth it, but you are a good
swimmer. I mean, see anything in the
water but maybe you look at the the iron case on the beach here

(03:13:01):
now and it looks to have the same sort of Sheen, that the
item that you saw in the water did earlier should be open this.
Yes, I guess. I'll try to open it, right?
You go to open it. It's waterlogged to hell but you
find there's no lock on it as you.
Open this old iron case to reveal inside with looks to be a

(03:13:22):
weapon of sorts aroo. You look at it now and you bring
a torch light over it and you sort of lean in and your voice
from behind you. Ah Samir goes.
Oh that's nice. That is one of those.
What do you call it a morning stars?
Like a mace call is amazing. You look at, it looks really

(03:13:42):
nice. It is ancient.
You can tell it's older than thecity of Water Deep.
Like it's probably the same age as this old mithril mine but
this is surely worth selling if one of us can't I think I think
malice certainly deserves a higher cut of it, whatever this

(03:14:06):
reward is but this is helpful. What is it?
Is it is it magic? Does it look magic?
It looks really fine. It could be.
Wow. Certainly worth identifying
later. I mean, I can identify a Tricia
now. Just toss it over.
Let me feel the way to make me. Swing it around a little bit.
Just around my feet or something.
Yeah, I need a minute to breathe.

(03:14:27):
A little book more too. I take it.
Okay, you take it. You start identifying, it Samir
goes. I'll go look at this skeleton
now. I think we can make friends.
I'll join you. Oh, thank you.
Hire the two of you go. Skipping off to the skeleton
during your minute or a phase. You lean over this thing.
It looks pretty cool, it looks like a proper Warriors weapon.
Oh my God. So I can buy.

(03:14:55):
You coming. I just feel so passionate.
Here during this minute. Um, higher you and Samir make
your way over to the skeleton. It is.
Continuing to write stuff down, you still have to sort of look
over its shoulder and get very close to this thing to read.

(03:15:16):
What it's righting, but it doesn't seem to notice you or
care that you're nearby up perhaps.
We can take away its stack of paper, there's or but that be
rude. But that's be all right, buddy,
no response. I I believe it's under some sort
of Trance. I think doing anything could
potentially disrupt it, but I think I think it's worth the
risk. All right, I'll talk to the

(03:15:37):
fella. Yeah, convince him nicely and
you go for the pages. How's that sound?
Hey there, buddy. How are you doing?
Are you feeling alright today? All right.
You want to pick these guys up? Yeah, I'll grab them.
All right? As you reach for them.
You notice the skeletal body does sort of twitch and throw a
handout towards you. Not aggressively, but almost in

(03:15:58):
sort of like a stopping motion and goes Not ready.
He's fucking crazy understood. My apologies and then can I
place them back on the table? But like, face up, you play some
down. Oh, very intelligently.
Placing them face up. The figure lurches back and goes

(03:16:19):
back to writing, Samir goes oh he is very upset.
Upright, now you have a good view of a whole page of notes.
Okay, awesome. Um, you can read the following
things on top. We are slow, Learners bones,
resist destruction, but Jorah will refine the method, a
shameful lack of spellcasting talent.

(03:16:42):
Among Us Jorah says, she will correct that with the Tome, some
remain uncooperative. The last thing written on here,
says Professor. I am ready.
My mind is sharpened, my body adjusted.
My soul remains uncertain. I, I guess she's some sort of

(03:17:02):
necromancer. Oh, this doesn't look good
higher. This seems like some sort of
Qatar source of bad bad Omen, very bad, I certainly not good
news. I worry for whatever this drawer
attempts, it sounds like there will be more of them, more of
these creatures. It seems so we should be on our

(03:17:23):
toes. This one seems transfixed in its
knowledge, but if we encounter any that are more aggressive, we
should be immediately able to defend ourselves good.
The two of you return now, or a fast, you finish your identify.
This is a magical weapon. In fact, this has the tag.

(03:17:43):
Holy this is a holy mace. Oh, What's this means for it is
that this weapon is good, aligned not that it is living or
has any intelligent. But um, we win.
This weapon is used against Undead creatures.
You can add an additional one D6radiant damage to the attack.

(03:18:06):
Cool, um, with our conversation we just had and learning this
Oro would poke his finger against one of the spikes and
see if it seemed like it her extra additionally I should know
part of your identify before youpoke you also learned that this
weapon cannot be wielded by an evil creature.
I'm not So, Thanos can't use it.He must go out.

(03:18:33):
She You poke yourself with one of the spiny, bits of the mace.
Um, it's enough to draw blood, but you don't take any damage
damage from it and you feel and you don't feel any shocks of
white radiant light or holy. Damn course through you.
Guess I'm not under after all you guys.
What is this about? Undead we found one over here.

(03:18:54):
Oh, thanks. Okay.
Dad all the way through higher batter up.
I spend the maze three times. Then to you, how are you
catching out of the air? It's a fine Mist.
It looks to be Dwarven in architecture.
Um, wow, this is this is very nice.
Watch The Shed. Oh, I wish I was proficient with

(03:19:16):
the Holy weapon. I I wonder with what God this is
a line with if that's oh, holy weapons work, it's not a line to
any God per se. It's just, it's rather its
online against Undead. Okay.
You can make your God higher Aether.
Hey I I wish I knew how to use amace.

(03:19:38):
Um, I don't think I do currentlybut we can certainly keep it for
now you what? You can't use weapons, Iowa?
What the fuck? Wait, I'm looking it up, I have
proficiency with martial weapons.
Haha, this is a martial weapon. Okay, then I absolutely do them.
Oh, holy cow. It's perfect for you higher.

(03:19:58):
Yeah, I'm home. It seems, especially useful, if
we run into any more Necromancer.
If you're gay, this higher, you're like 80% more badass than
you used to be. Thank you.
I guess I'll be carrying it withme.
Yes. are you the only one who gets up close and smashes people
because like jaya's got a gun but no one else really like

(03:20:21):
stabs and slashes the way you dosometimes or Slasher, That's
exactly. Oh no, I meant when you're a
bashing with that baseball, bat looking thing.
I can't even. Yeah I guess I can do that.
I don't back home. You guys should see.
I slash what was your weapon of choice?

(03:20:43):
Great source. The greatest sword?
That's pretty great. Yeah, or queen bed.
Sheets symbol on the hill and it's just my hand guards too.
So it's like she is protecting me alive protected her excited
to see it's someday. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. All right.

(03:21:04):
So you guys want to keep moving on?
Then I Okay, I guess we go down this way, do them.
You're leading the way, right tire over there.
A good fight. By the way, higher catching that
in the water. Very useful.
Thank you. Yes.
This will have a lot of these. All right.
So you guys continue forward, then do them still sort of
following your chosen path in your head.
At this point you starting to hit a a the end of where they

(03:21:27):
thought the individual had, had gone down the path that you
would memorized. There's just a few more turns
that you think you can take to get to exactly the spot that the
people have left. But at this point in the
direction you're headed and whatyou can hear it.
Sounds like that was just sort of the last place that was
received by the end of visual sort of their guests work.

(03:21:47):
And you're getting to think it'sless and less reliable.
So at this point you guys might just be exploring but
nevertheless, you can continue forward on the path that you
still have in this moment as youdo.
So you pass the large pond and make your way into yet another
thin Corridor, that's buffeted by those large Steel.
Little rivets. And what's the word I'm looking

(03:22:10):
for bulkheads built with Fallen brother and Bone.
Oh, this is just like the mines in Minecraft, you see.
Now, as you continue forward, you are officially entering into
what looks like mining territorybefore.
It was just a small pathway and then they ran into that law
pocket of the aquifer but now they're properly strip mining.

(03:22:30):
You see the bulkheads along the walls and ceilings at regular
intervals and another 100 or so feet.
You officially run into your first Minecart, Track in the
ground. It's rusted.
And you don't see any car to topof it, but it looks like this is
the source and core of the mining operation so powered by

(03:22:58):
Minecraft cave now. So I'm like fucking hate
Minecraft games. Cannot agree more.
So um, as you move your little tokens into this mining shaft,
you find the number of paths increase exponentially, which

(03:23:21):
way would you like to go? There are little offshoots all
over the place. There seems to be only one
direction that the Minecart Track goes in this direction but
there are still lots of different codes.
You're okay, guys, if you are a small golden colored cobalt who
had 20 people counted on you andyour village was such Ward or
your dimension reset for something.
And also you roasted the god of calmness watch your sort of a

(03:23:43):
little like rogueish guy, which way would you go?
And you have a brother named higher who's blue, and she have
a mom who adopted you, who's also a Kobalt.
So, check that makes a difference.
What color? She hire Fred colors.
That's sweet. I think technically speaking, we

(03:24:04):
have to take a right or left right now and the right pathway
goes one place and the left Pathways splits off to multiple.
Pathways I I think we should do right.
Yes, sounds good to me. All right, so you guys go down
which direction is right on thismap to you.
There's so this this way, right,just okay, made higher.

(03:24:25):
Go got it. You make your way into this
Alcove. You look down now looks to be an
immediate dead in. You see a cave in at the end.
Okay. So one checked off you make your
way back out to the main path. Continue forth a bit more.
Oh geez it gets real fucking dicey over here.
Oh there's paths all over. I vote we finish out going

(03:24:45):
straight like this way first, that sounds good.
It's also technically not going left, you know.
So that's smart. Yeah, that's smart.
I really am as you travel through this space.
Could I get a perception check from you guys?
Imma take a perky till she hurt me.
Why she heard you? Oh, she did hurt you.

(03:25:08):
Six 23 17. All right pretty good all around
other than higher with a 6. That's okay.
You here first? What sounds like a flickering
flame in the direction in front of you.
The direction you're headed and as you pass the pathway behind

(03:25:29):
you now where the railroad tracks, the Minecart Track seems
to go you all catch the strong with of fresh blood.
It's a bright and tangy note in the air.
It's smells abundant I'm gonna have my my strap locked and
loaded. Yeah, got the got the clock and

(03:25:53):
my Walking my Rory giant swims, 10 million miles an hour.
Don't get it. This is great.
Do we go on the direction of thefire or the fucking blood, all
great all around? But the area of the fire, oh

(03:26:15):
blood, oh wow, going straight. So off we go on to the you hear
me It's just a fucking maze. There's just more and more path
that Pathways. I don't know what the fuck I'm
looking for. Maybe we go.
Towards the blood toys sound. Bloods, I thought left was bad.

(03:26:37):
Oh, let's just bad. It's is it possible that the
left rule is so that we don't get lost in this maze?
Just worried that is fair. But yes, then something to
follow around. Okay, good news.
There's some dead ends down here, more dead ends in this

(03:27:01):
little dead end. You find a couple rocks that
looked to have some sort of ore in them.
You look down and it's it's veryfine.
Very dark colored, rusted veins of silver.
That looked to be in the walls here.
Yes. Oh, I'm going to slide that

(03:27:25):
silver. Actually no, I I toss it to
hire. Its veined like you'd have to go
at it with a pickax to get her shit.
Okay. So mining here Samir, have you
ever Mind before, uh, know that is new to me?
I don't even have the supplies for it.
This rock looks very hard. He sort of Knocked Up The Rock
with the silver and it. Yeah, this is harder than the

(03:27:46):
rock around this. We would need special tools for
magic. Maybe Chateau would work but and
then he looks forward. And you see the collapsed tunnel
right in front of the silver. Yeah, maybe.
Yeah. I mean, we could take some and
probably sell it, but certainly not a priority.
But let's come back for it Montyfirst, right?
Yes. Can I just say how cool it is?

(03:28:07):
That on this map? The rivets are above our tokens.
I just go right? You haven't seen my shit I can
do. Well that's Forge.
Always had like sound effects oris that new if you get special?
Apps. They have sound effects, so this
map has sound effects for whichever.

(03:28:31):
Field. Suppose I don't okay I like
working with my hands and Metallurgy is fun and that is
kind of similar similar, just a more refined version.
Not today certified. You continue forward now more
and more Pathways for a lot in front of you.
It's officially becoming a maze.Okay, right.
Again, right. Shit keeps going for.

(03:28:57):
Dammit this after all fucking connect, right?
Oh guys, they don't know if theydo or face.
You see in front of you, a load of corpses.
Oh, you walk down the mine shafts, further entering the
maze even more. So luckily you're just tight
knit and you're able to keep together but you make your way
into a larger Corridor. There aren't as many mining

(03:29:19):
supplies here. It looks to be more like natural
Cavern. That these strip miners sort of
naturally broken into, but on the ground here, you see eight,
no nine. You count skeletons of dwarves?
They're all wearing traditional Dwarven regalia with large
wooden circular Shields. They look to be Warriors not
minors and it looks like some epic battle happened here.

(03:29:41):
You see some of the bones are crushed up of these corpses.
They look old of course but someof them have even looked to have
been moved. So what recently you see one
skeleton in particular has been dragged up to one of the walls
sitting up sort of upright. Another still looks to have its
entire head wrapped in bandages,you're not sure what's going on

(03:30:02):
beneath it. Well, brother's Jesus places
fucking desecrated. he died likeWarriors, there's certainly
Monsters nearby. You cannot sleep.
Now terrible, there's here. Um you look around and you see
them Samir walks up to the one sitting against the wall and

(03:30:23):
puts a hand on its shoulder. And goes, it's something isn't
right here. This place has been desecrated.
This is a doom of warrior. Some of these have been
tampering with them. Yes I that seemed to have been
drawers goal, that's a great people's corpse and play around
with their dead Souls. It's terrible, this Warrior's
didn't deserve that they died, honorably know, sort of a little

(03:30:47):
more. Jason fucking a mess.
Malik is walks over to the one with the wrapping around its
head and sort of tugs out of a bit and now that you guys have
entered the room properly, you notice there are two more of
those large stone statues of a Dwarven man with a large Hammer
pressed between his hands. These look to be carved into the
very wall. This looks to be a holy space

(03:31:07):
but the corpse is here are numerous now that you enter you
see many, many more like you're up to 151 to sprawl out and in
the room that you're in there are several Pathways but one off
to the right seemed to have morecorpses leading off into for the
pathway. Well, we said we were going

(03:31:28):
right? Like a doctor, anyone good with
medicine. I want you to come.
Take a look at this. Now like this is half on wrap to
wrap on one of their heads. Sure could look.
It's great that walk over. You walk over and you find
malagos is half unwrapped this head beneath it.

(03:31:50):
You see the skull of a dwarf andsomething's a bit a missive.
Can I get a medicine you plus seven, do I get help or twice
lesson? Yeah, malice will help you.
Okay, I got a 21. Okay, that is awesome.
You take a look at this head. It would have been a hard to
notice at first higher, but you catch it looking at this thing

(03:32:12):
enough. It's an old bones.
They're strong bones. Definitely not brittle but the
Head that had been wrapped up with this bandages.
Seems to have been modified. You notice that the corpses jaw
has been broken and reset multiple times.
You find small scrolling of textalong the jaw itself.

(03:32:37):
Carved in common, it's reads theword enunciate.
You look at the jog again. It looks like someone had been
resetting it several times as ifadjusting, the mouth pronounce
words correctly. This is sure the work of drawer.
Seems it was trying to get it Grant this corpse the ability to

(03:32:57):
talk again and was unsuccessful for whatever reason.
This place is quite unsavory. I'm worried.
We're walking into some sort of trap or something.
Is there really a chance that Monty could have tackled this
alone? Um, I I can't help but think he
felt. It was his only choice I
suppose. So maybe he thought he could

(03:33:18):
just sneak in and find this thisjorda.
If whether or not this Apprentice is doing these
actions or has been caught up init.
Either way, there's something large just play here, something
frightening. Yes, and yeah, unfortunately,
I'm sure we'll find out soon onwards, right?
We're gonna go down, you had down following the path of the

(03:33:41):
corpses it comes to a T intersection with a dead end on
one side, two closed. Stone doors or on either side.
Okay, right first, yeah. You approached the door.
Pop it open. More bodies, this large chamber
which looks to be. Once a Dwarven mining break room

(03:34:03):
has now been retrofitted and rearranged into some sort of
makeshift classroom. You see broken chairs and crates
have been placed in perfect rowsfacing a stone slab podium.
The podium has on top of it, a single sheet of old.
Yellowed paper, and there are several other pieces of paper
scattered across the perfect rows of these desks placed out

(03:34:27):
in front of them all, grab a piece of paper.
See what it says. The pages on the desks.
Look to be mostly gibberish and common every once in a while you
recognize an Arcane word. Like for example, the Arcane
word spoken aloud for mage hand is listed here.
It seems to be written several times in a row, like for

(03:34:49):
pronunciation. You'll see a couple more.
It's like studies. Arcane studies on the papers
listed and placed out on the desks, the page found at the
podium. Like, we were an instructor
would stay, and is much finer inthe quality of the writing here.
You see, very thin scrolling of somebody who was, very studied

(03:35:09):
with a pin. And in fact, you, I immediately
identified as someone who likelyspent time in a high, this page
contains a daily list of spell exercises.
Scheduled it lists well of roster of sorts, a list of what
you don't get her students, manyof whom seem to just be sort of
adjectives and nouns place together.

(03:35:29):
That Define Dwarven. Minor, for example, one eye
missing two left toes crushed golden chest plate.
Such things seem to be the descriptors for the students.
My room World goal is The final entry is in a very eloquent
handwriting and is somewhat chilling.
As you rated Orpheus. It reads, I require more

(03:35:52):
students. The tone must grow.
The lessons must continue. Perhaps I shall find some
wandering Adventures. Oh that faster know you guys you
guys don't sure. Well you might not have gotten
him. Yes surely I hope she's dead.
I hope we don't find you look around more.

(03:36:14):
The room seems somewhat empty. Otherwise you see a few more
rocks up against the corner thatseem to be jutting out of the
very stone work walls, more of that deeply mottled silver vein
running in the wall. You imagine.
This is like, what the Dwarven miners were here for first
place, though, you were told that this was a mithril mine.
So, maybe perhaps silver was just not that important to them.

(03:36:35):
When they were mining something much more valuable and they left
the silver and Allah Minecraft, when you leave copper because
fuck that shit, it just This point that you guys all see
behind you, a flash of green light you turn and look now,
having spent some time in this sixth floor, you say you've
probably been exploring the better half of two hours now a

(03:36:57):
what you'd almost describe as a tiny pale green, moat of light
like a firefly sort of chirps into the room moving with
purpose. It hovers over each of the desks
sort of bouncing in between them, like counting them
flickering near the abandoned piece of parchment and
occasionally circling around theroom.

(03:37:18):
The lights look like dancing left.
They move around quickly and just as quickly as they
appeared, they disappear out thedoor.
They came flashing down. What the fuck was that?
I don't know. I think we are compromised.
Someone might know what here. At this point strategy would say
that we move with purpose if we can get to them before.

(03:37:40):
They form a plan, we'll both nothave plans, but at least that
might give us an edge at this point.
We know that there is somebody here trying to what creates some
sort of class that's crazy, but that's good because that means
that it is just people followinga leader.
If we can kill a leader, then we're, I want to run into the
hallway after the screen mode and see which direction it flies
off in, you run off in the direction of the mode is moving.

(03:38:03):
Very not enough that you. Well, actually, you might be
able to keep up with it. My, my speed is 40 feet, so 80
per round and I'm losing speed, I will cast expeditious Retreat.
It is just a bit faster than 80 feet, it's to be moving about
100. Okay, Expedition Street.
Okay, you go storming after it leads.

(03:38:23):
Back out into the room of the scattered corpses and the one
with the job that had been reset.
You follow it quickly, it barrels to the right immediately
and you follow it down a long hallway, you see bright Green
light at the end of the whole way and you find yourself
stopping short momentarily as the green moat seems to
disappear into a, right to GreenRoom of very vibrantly.

(03:38:48):
Glowing, green fungus, it's everywhere.
In this room. The green light seems to
continue on down the whole way. There's a further away that goes
by just at the end of the huge Cavern of green fungus.
But at this point, I would like to ask, do you want to run
through it? Oh no.
I'm I'm impulsive that I'm not stupid.

(03:39:10):
I'll stop at the entrance of this room.
Shit you stopped green. Look did it the green mode.
Look the same shade of green as this fungus.
Yes, it was an identical. Okay so the fungus is somehow in
charge, I'll run back to my friends, you run back.
Okay wait this is a good sign. You said, you saw green fungus,
was warning by green fungus, which means, that's probably on

(03:39:34):
the way to wherever he was going.
So we should probably go throughthat.
But Monty was born in about green fungus in the Got that was
left where he'd been camping out.
So presumably he saw the green fungus and still made it back
there and I don't think I don't see why he would have taken the
same path twice so I guess he didn't go through the green
fungus this time. All right, what do you think?
Should we try to find another way we could check this other?

(03:39:59):
Idea. Go on down.
I think we should. Yes you pop it open more
desiccation here. This looks to be as some sort of
meal haul that you run into at the other end of the T
intersection similar to the classroom.
You saw its Stonewall Stone floor, lots of cave-ins and the
corners and about four corpses in here.
One of them is not a dwarf. What is it?

(03:40:21):
You look and move toward it. This looks a much more modern
corpse in fact, just immediatelyfrom the regalia you can tell
this seems to be an adventure. The person is Still and as you
get closer, it's like a human like skeleton.
They look old enough like probably three or four months
old, so, all the skin and muscleof, mostly slopped off.

(03:40:43):
So it's hard to tell what exactly was underneath it.
But as you approach, you do notice that this skeleton has
two. Large tusks coming out of the
bottom jaw, like some sort of half hour.
Okay, I just run back. I was just gonna say,
Additionally, you also notice onthis skeleton, it's quite easy
to note. Its legs are submerged into the

(03:41:05):
very Stone of the floor, almost as if they sunk in there.
Oh, not a good way to go. You notice that.
There's a carving along one of the center, ribs of this
adventure. It's in common and it's big
scratchy. Text that reads useless on it.
May you find Lord in the afterlife.
Sorry your deed like that Warrior, I run back out.

(03:41:26):
Okay, just to meal Hall with some freaky dead people in it.
All right, so either we just fucking around in the, in the,
in the mines or we go green. I don't think Monty went green.
That doesn't make any sense. Why he would?
I, I think we should do the lease safe options last.
We have a specifically, I guess,but I just I don't know if you

(03:41:47):
wrote about it. That means it's important,
right? I don't know.
No, it's just he's been there and it's just dangerous.
So I don't see right? That was dangerous and then go
back. Agree with orifice and higher.
We should not do dangerous things until we absolutely know.
If that green light was from a living creature down here and
they came from that direction. Perhaps, they were trying to
lead us, if what a face was running and not thinking, it
could have killed you in, but I'm never not thinking like, I

(03:42:10):
guess I do worry that if Monty saw something similar, that
might make him Advance towards what he thought to be.
Jorah, he would likely like to go fast, wouldn't he just to
save save time to make it back home.
All right. So I, we might have to go down
there anyway but I still think we should start with the least
with the most safe. All right, let me pop this door

(03:42:32):
open. All right, you guys go up.
You open a room to another lit fireplace.
What you find here now, is a bunk for Dwarven miners.
There are Stone bunks along the walls.
So one of them has an ancient skeleton in it of another dwarf.
This skeleton doesn't look as offended as the ones outside.

(03:42:52):
It looks like it actually laid to rest here.
Calmly, it was not in some sort of battle, but as you walk in,
you find a little bit more of a Supply Cache here.
Not quite as dense as the one before, but you find another box
of colored chalk and beside a message scrawled out.
This looks to be in Monty's, handwriting that you guys hire.

(03:43:15):
It is, scrawled onto the stone on the floor.
It's a boxed as well, so you canidentify it easily, if reads the
following fellow adventurers, Jorah has lost her self.
Whatever is happening down here is not right.
I worry, I am next, I hear the lessons outside my door.

(03:43:35):
I believe my safe haven is compromised.
If anyone finds this find the students and do not let Jorah
call for my name, the message inthe ends abruptly.
The last few words seem to be smeared, This is not the news I
wanted. Oh, I'll put a hand on your

(03:43:56):
shoulder. It sounds like he's still had
hope. Hi, that is true.
And we are here. So we are adventurers that can
help. Um this specific little Nook
looks to also be like someone else.

(03:44:30):
I have my Watson. Oh yeah, I help.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. Oh my God. 30.
Jesus, fucking right. What's this song?
30. Yes.
But Quite. Um, yeah sure.

(03:44:53):
Fuck it. So a couple things you
immediately know, um, just with your investigation.
Check, you are pretty confident that the scrolling on the ground
here, written by Monty were written within the last three
days. You would guess pretty recently.
The following things are in thisroom just on the surface.
There are rusted, pickaxes in here.

(03:45:14):
You find helmets with like little candle holders, on the
stone cutting chisels, you find a nice leather belt.
I just go ahead and strap that on nice.
It's, it's fit for a dwarf so it's sort of looks like one of
those. Um, what are they called?
When you were, what you wear to prom?
I want to say the word come is in it.
No, that's homecoming. Like the little Converse.

(03:45:39):
Yeah. It's like the thing guys.
Wear with suits to make them look snatched.
I want to wear it diagonally across my shoulders.
Like it's the fucking bullet belt.
I don't know Comber but that's it.
You know, for our for our wrestling fans out there, sort
of looks like a wrestling trophylike the giant band, I feel Like

(03:46:02):
rubber band. Um, you you strap it over your
shoulder, it's fine, work Dwarven, craftsmanship is famous
for a reason. It's lasted this long and you
think it could last you long to fits around, you pretty well,
she's great sure your belt a bithigher on the level of insight
that you can find in your investigation.

(03:46:25):
You find some old stuff, a bronze beard comb.
You find tucked away. Okay, so that like this way, oh
shit. Thanks.
Yeah. You find a half carved, chess
set, which looks to be abandoned.
Okay. You also find, there's a metal
lunch box in here, like Leon by one of the containing the most
foul smelling crumbs. Got giant all over it.

(03:46:50):
Um something very unusual. You find tucked.
Very slightly underneath the skeleton.
You find a flask of Dwarven fire.
Brandy this shit must be aged into something dangerous.
Nice, part of my pocket. It is full to the brim.
It's, it's a proper flask. It's all probably hundreds of

(03:47:11):
years. Whatever's in there is gonna
kill someone. Nice.
Do not get it or for fire. Okay, thank you.
Um, what do I do with this? I don't know.
You like drinking, right? You're good at it.

(03:47:32):
Oh, um, this seems change the rest.
Can I leave it with us back? Yeah, I don't want to throw.
Okay. Yep.
All right. Okay.
Um, and then we get into the stuff that you get for your
insane rules. So, firstly, you find a secret
compartment on a, one of the stone beds that has in it.
A book titled. The undermountain guy to save my

(03:47:53):
name. It's untouched and pristine
clearly never read. It might be a like, a Keepsake.
To someone, I open up back holding and drop it down and
yell. Damn.
Both also in here, you find a locked iron box.
That's labeled to do not open until last shift.

(03:48:15):
It's written out and scrolled common.
Blocky common toss it to Malik. Get to work.
I am on it. And finally you find this with a
30 because that's already insanethree and then a 0.
Yeah, yep. It's awesome.
Yeah. Um tucked away in the farthest

(03:48:35):
corner of this room, underneath the rubble you have to pick up
heavy fucking stones to get to this.
You find firstly. A beautiful looks to be solid
mithril. Pickaxe, it's gorgeous.
You could sell this easily. It's heavy about the size of a
weapon and you don't think you could really weapon, but this
thing could easily go for 200 gold pieces, you think it's very

(03:48:58):
nice. Cool.
I'll put it in the bag of holding with a little note on it
that says two cell. All right.
You drop it down there. Somebody write that down.
I'm not doing. I am and finally right beside
it. Dangerously close to the sharp
tip of this. You find a crate of ancient
blasting powder. Yes.
That's what I've got for me. It's got a label right on the

(03:49:21):
front end. Dwarf.
Samira could you read this summer reads it?
And he goes, oh, or the face. I don't know if you want this.
It says here expired. Use at own risk.
Nice. I put it as much as I can carry
in my bag, just mix it in with all that loose gun powder.
Okay, it's a big crate. So it could fill your whole bag.
If you wanted, oh, I'll put likea good amount in my bag.

(03:49:43):
You know, maybe like a popcorn bowls worth and then the rest of
in the bag of holding, if my friends allow me to yeah.
What if that's a dwarf in blasting powder that stuff is
your caring around the ball. All right.
Oh face, if you catch fire, any sort of Shivers you will die,
that is Dwarven blasting powder.Oh, God glass, tubes, Samira, no

(03:50:10):
sorry, not on me back at the shop.
Maybe, but what far away from there.
We did this fine. Where was it did lunchbox that
Jaya had? You could probably create a bomb
out of that. That's open to position some
glass too and then drop them in my washer.
Sachet my Watcher. Fuck?
What? Oh, that's clever.
Make them a nurse. You're very smart on her face.
I know. Thank you.

(03:50:30):
Well, just be careful around fire, right?
You have a bomb, you are carrying a bomb.
For now, I'll make it to nurse later on much for now.
I'll be careful around fire, okay?
And that is all you guys find inthis room in terms of items that
are worth keeping, you've noticed as I've sort of
mentioned up till now, the further you go down and Floors.

(03:50:51):
The more valuable stuff you findlike that pickaxe was very well
hidden under the rubble. But you think on any early or
some dumb idiot would have run into it and taken it.
So you're actually getting some good loot down here.
Nevertheless though, you guys are surrounded around this
campfire. Now you hear the distant distant
sound of running water, that's smell of blood.
Still fresh in your nose is and surrounding.

(03:51:14):
You is the Dank dark caverns of the sixth floor dungeon can I
learn if not what Molly found inthe locked box?
Oh yes. Yes, of course.
Okay, that you you earned that much.
I'm assuming it's gonna be like Employee of the Month badges or
something or like thank you for your service.
All right, just to play it fair.I'm gonna make my legs roll a

(03:51:36):
lock picking check our fast. Can you help me with this?
Yeah, help. All right.
Um, actually you have a better role, right?
Do you want to give me a lock picking check.
Yeah, Yeahs on it. Okay, 15 plus 722.
Oh, that's funny. The thing was so funny.
How come your roles are crazy mode?
I don't know. This is the luckiest night I've
ever had or if I feels on top ofthe world feels like where to

(03:51:58):
see really doesn't know what she's missing.
Hello she really doesn't. You open it up inside, our two
simple things. This is actually a pretty hard
lock to crack. I'll also note the DC was 20 and
you're crazy but you could tell as you were unlocking it that

(03:52:18):
there were a couple you know cylinders in here that were like
dummy cylinders and you had to flip a couple things that you're
not really do. It was a tough lock but you got
through it collaborative Masters.
Inside our two things, first a very simple, rusted, bronze key,
the second, perhaps the oldest piece of parchment you have ever

(03:52:41):
seen that simply reads at the top indoor, Vish and Samir walks
over, and raise it out to you. Sign below to collect your
wages. And then, there are about 30
lines that are all empty identify on this parchment as it
magically. We get money for hurting our
names. Oh, my God, it is Magic.
And something does happen when you write your name down.

(03:53:03):
Okay. I guess, I don't know if that's
what you gained from my identify, it is Magic and if you
write your name down on something magic, specifically.
Oh, Same place. Yes of course.
One moment, he flips around his backpack, digs and pulls out a
very fine Inkwell pin. All right.

(03:53:23):
Or if Iris. So or face of Queen Rossi, this
is funny. You put it down.
Wait a few moments and nothing seems to happen Hawk maybe try
writing somebody else's name down and let me try get away
okay. Pushes you a side muscles in
their writes it down mad. I guess that's all it says she

(03:53:44):
Malik is. Look at it for a second and the
moment he signs you hear a clinking sound coming from
Malaga and he looks down and hiseyes go wide.
As you see his pockets filled with something.
His mouth goes wide and he goes,oh, fuck.
You are a fish? You back?
I run away or a faith. You're right it down.

(03:54:05):
Nothing seems to happen. Okay.
Great. My teeth and write aceland.
As a salon is written Pockets. Feel with something.
Okay and start counting the coins in my pocket.

(03:54:29):
Okay? You pull them out there, your
pockets are both filled with coins a giant You all take it,
you guys can all do this if you'd like.
I'm scared that this is gonna have some sort of consequence.
I don't think you would just do this to be nice.

(03:54:50):
Okay, I made name down. I want a garnish, all your
wages. You guys all do this.
So as you reach in your pockets or face, you find that they are
what with thick heavy, beautifulblue ancient Dwarven coins.

(03:55:11):
Nice, the blue is Shimmer, you look down at it and you
recognize it. I immediately you just saw I
pick X and out of these are mythical coins.
You look at it, you have no ideahow much these are worth.
I mean, you just sort of learnedcurrent see and you have no
idea, okay? Probably not as good as gold
you, each of your pockets are filled with exactly 30 of these

(03:55:34):
coins. So 30, total, 30 per person,
nice. As each person writes it down
Epic. Um, you guys can all add 30
mithril coins to your inventory.No idea what those are probably
Platinum, blue Platinum. Just as you're all counting the
coins in your pocket counting upto 30 each thing, goodness, do

(03:55:56):
them. You can add these to your coin
purse and it now adds a new number to the side right next to
platinum. That reads mithril with that
much means something, right? That means they're valuable.
And just as you're finishing counting up, you all hear the
sound of deliberate Footsteps inthe hallway.

(03:56:16):
Nearby, great. That's it.
End on some suspicious Footstepsin the dungeon as you guys all
yeah, find your way here. In this space.
Yeah. Good episode.

(03:56:36):
You guys very well done? Yeah.
Some poll results for you guys. Excellent work Mason, excellent.
Oh thank you, thank you, very often calling.
Today, I'm gonna go over the results for episode 19.
Wait and water. Deeps Pole where we asked you,
which front is the worst roommate, this applied to Oro

(03:57:01):
Doula higher and demos. As they were the ones featured
in that episode. Now, we actually had basically
two ties so in the lower rankingfor not as bad of roommates were
They get just people me and higher.

(03:57:28):
So you guys tied? Yeah.
I mean, I tried for first, I want everyone to consider that
higher sleeps under people's beds.
Yeah, and I heard you hear, you think of that in your head?
Yeah, make some more for me. Just say, I'm gonna be honest,
why is a bad roommate? I don't understand that either,
you know, I also don't get it who voted for her face, okay?

(03:57:50):
The one thing I was thinking with orifice is that orifice,
doesn't shower, so good all the time, they're weird clothes
habits. Yeah, that's pretty stinky of
getting better. Yeah, I'll see you better.
I just feel like orifice would just have a lot of like
questions. Like am I doing this right?
The sleeping thing. Should I be turned this way?

(03:58:12):
Or that way? What you guys are really
glossing over is that orifice does not understand or care to
learn about privacy. Stream, knocked down.
The doors. Kick them out.
Yeah, that is extremely. True kicks.
Open the door. Why should you leave your sock
out here fucking on my Janik? Okay, your pull for this week is

(03:58:32):
who will Monty Vallejo? Presuming.
He's alive, if not, they have somuch in peace.
Get along with the best out of the runs.
Plus your bonus baby's mouth. They're runty.
Bonus front. Okay, is higher.
It's higher included in the pool.

(03:58:53):
I want you hire and I really can't wait.
Just as a reminder, what we've learned about Monty is a is a
rogue, right? But is also sort of like a from
wrong hire. You described him as sort of
like a go-getter Sports kind of guy like a bro, dude.
If dude yeah, dude, he's a dude,bro.
So who gets along with that? The answer?

(03:59:15):
So, fucking obvious staring me in the face.
Oh, you can't you can't say, youcan't.
Oh okay, thank you all for listening to our episode of this
week. There will be another next
Monday as always. But in the meantime, first off
mode in the pool, we want to hear what you have to say.
And I don't care if it's the week, this episode drops.

(03:59:38):
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I love when old poll numbers change and I do check them.
So please vote. Um, next, you can find all our
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