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June 24, 2025 340 mins

The Runts take on a dangerous and difficult mission given by the Lady of Pain and confront an old rival.

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(00:01):
All right, you guys. Welcome back to run pack goes
plain. Walking episode 31.

(00:53):
Let's get into it. We opened as Doom heard a voice,
speaking of mysterious language from deep within its bag.
This, of course, being the bag that has been made into an
infinite Labyrinth as we hid, the architect Stone inside of
it. Um, two Jaya clones made from

(01:16):
fabric and thread and buttons emerge from the bag.
No One violently I guess. Child was made on comfortable by
their presence understandably and opened fire.
Drawing our entire group into a fight against them.
Inside our hotel room, our hotel, of course, being the
sword board. The seared board.

(01:38):
The flame is better. Singing corpse.
You got that? This is your fault.
You started this. I wonder why the flaring board.
The fire boar, our hotel being the most classy hotel in all
watery. Of course we broke into fight in
the room, eventually we Bought them off though.

(02:00):
A fire was started, note the passive tense.
Oh, it's room and burnt through the floor, where some very upset
noobs or beneath us Deimos Arcane locked, the bag using the
code word Mastiff. We had earlier established to
avoid some zabrac related issues, um, and the group, Ads

(02:21):
with Abel. Not being so sure about how we
handled this situation. Also, not so sure about how we
acquired the architect in the first place.
Giving it doesn't belong to us and was stolen by Iceland and we
had chosen not to return it to the lady of pain.
Um this fight sort of LED Aura to go confront Samir about his
relationship with Iceland and how exactly she got the

(02:43):
architect. Begin with learned a lot about
her life and that she had originally come back to sir, cat
as a ghost and actually lived there for a long time and that
she was the one who brought the architect to circad in the first
place and sold it to the lady ofpain.
In exchange, for the lady of pain, make her a physical form.
We also I think severe got as close as he ever will to say

(03:05):
they were involved and we learned the last time he saw her
was when she left to steal back the architect.
And as always, he claims, he hadno idea.
She was going to, you know, use someone as a begin to get to
Valhalla and that heated. Know, there would be casualties.
Yes, me me being Can you okay? Um, not morning on our door we

(03:30):
received three notes. One was to the team.
This was a note from Samir and forming us, that he will be
staying inside all day and not joining us in the world, but we
were welcome to come by his room.
If we needed help one today mostincluding a hand or one to
Moe's, including a handful of gold pieces from Volker and one
to orfeas from Rex. You mirror also known as Atlas

(03:54):
sarkov, uh, including instructions on how to visit the
blackstaff tower again and specifically the blackstaff
wizard. I've been instructed to seek out
to find help on opening Valhalla.
Meanwhile, we learned smear is building a new animal companion,
as do limited oral, Feast went to join him for the day in,
trying to prepare some things for their upcoming battle, as we

(04:17):
attempt to kill Zachary's, on the lady of panes command.
We mean while Jaya higher and Moe's went to the university to
try to learn about Zach's schedule.
Also learning some news from around Water Deep at the same
time they learned. There's an iron Shadow outbreak
in the graveyard Ward. Almost certainly almost
certainly connected to malice. Is having the iron Shadow,

(04:37):
didn't realize it was going to continue this year.
Um, we also learned, there is a record number of ships in the
dock. Ward hoping that has nothing to
do with the newly escaped pirateand that Generations day is
coming soon back to the university, R3 Heroes.
Decided the best way to find outMavericks schedule, would be to
enroll in his class. They all had to take an example.

(05:01):
Davos shows most shows the Practical exam, which he passed
by cheating. Hi, she also passed by cheating.
Yeah. Who's the written exam?
Was she fails by cheating? Making fireproofing materials

(05:23):
for oro's is bag and orifice proposed a plan to use saffron
to help find a way to his father, Barbados and the entire
Elemental plane of fire. And lastly, higher and demos
went to Zach's class higher and Moe's.
When does Alex's class where they decided to have a chat with

(05:44):
him. And didn't go the best.
And now, we think he might be onto us and the episode Ended as
they returned to our hotel and reported on their findings, a
lot of information. All right, listen, this is a
great recap. Thank you.
As always Maisie for your excellent Recaps.

(06:06):
Before we begin, of course of course you know listening to
that recap got me thinking a lotabout what exactly we did last
session because you know, we dida lot but there were also there
was some some fun Parts, you know, getting to do a student
Ark getting to do a, you know, our high school anime fans now.
Yeah, I guess it was College. Interest exams, you know?

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That could have been in another world.
The runt back goes to college. That should be our next campaign
title. Be a good one.
There's no magic in it. It's just you guys doing good
things in college. so where we left off, you guys all Had just
locked hands in a beautiful Friendship Circle, as you
normally do, before you press the large button, the indented

(06:52):
sort of worrying. It looks like a spinning spiral.
Like a portal button on this box, this Cube that you can use
to teleport places bringing withyou, the core of you as well.
You also brought along tick and The Walking Corpse that is
Monty. You also brought able and

(07:12):
malagos and Samira with you a nice hearty group of people the
group of you all snapped in the teleporting, hearing a loud,
sort of cracking sound. And the world around you shifts
for a moment, you lift off the ground and it's almost like a
smearing of colors. Around you, is the scene, shifts
and undulates until you see at night.

(07:36):
A dark looks like early even tied in the city of sarcadi
great towers of circad and the waters are just beginning to lap

(08:09):
up at the first layer around you.
It's empty right now and a bit quiet.
There are candles burning acrossthe city dull oranges and pinks
and you see some bustle in the higher Towers, distantly off the
windows but as of now you guys all your find yourselves alone
and Quiet. Would you like to do?

(08:30):
Did we bring gravy? Um, I think it would be fine if
we left gravy at the hotel, it'spaid for and we left all that
hay out. Okay, how long is these taking
care of, he's really independent.
You. He's not gonna do anything
crazy. Cool guy, she kind of undulates.

(08:52):
Sometimes he gives me a strong vibe that he's ready to leave
the nest. They want to get rid of.
It's not what I said. I raise my eyebrows at
Mulligan's like check it out. Kind of doing it.
Listen Jaya, you old fucking bag.
Normally Farmers, don't check ontheir cows every goddamn day.

(09:13):
They just leave the cows outsidefor like a few months and then
they bring him into slaughter them.
Now, you're not slaughtering this cow, so I suppose it's a
pet, but other than that, you might just want to leave it
outside for a few months. We don't have to check on him
every day. You guys aren't worried.
Someone else's gonna Slaughter him.
God I fucking hope so what? Yes, watch your tongue.
All right, listen, I might have been a little too for it.

(09:35):
I just mean Sergeant. It'll be all right.
You know samira's right the rooms paid for and why I do
think we left a lot of hay out. I don't think we're gonna be
long gone longer than a day, right?
Yeah, smile. Thank you, sergeant.
So I suppose um we still want toget the element of surprise on
Xavier's, right. I really probably in this plane

(09:59):
somewhere and spending some timeto build to sneak up on him.
Might be worth it, it's nighttime now.
So would you all like to just get in it right now or should we
rest the night? Perhaps check up with some local
friends smear gives a neutral smile.
I think perhaps our friends who took the exam today could use a
rest Oh, did you guys hurt yourself?

(10:24):
Oh no. We just or at least I spent her
quite a few Spells at the at thecollege.
I tried really hard today on theexam.
Yeah, but I still have Some resources if need be, I we could
truly get the surprise on him. So we went back, I think we

(10:45):
should look for the Flaming corpse tonight.
It's true. We know that jack knife was
never a fan of zevik. So I imagine that she would not
be hard to binging him in her home.
It could be a safe place to spinthe night, where no one would
know that we're in town yet. Why wouldn't it be did something

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happen. Did we never tell you?
Oh, about to removing the corpse.
Well, of course. But you told me that jack knife
would keep the name and would keep the bar open.
Know I Mean. Oh oh you're looking for the
man. Oh, now you can use me.
You want to find the man. I mean we know he doesn't like

(11:27):
that because fabric is used to like laugh and poor drinks on
him and I think him and Malice have some sort of personal
connection. I don't know.
The man. You see people be a very good
Ally, I don't know him. Now, I like this idea.
I do recall him saying somethinglike I owe you guys a favor, see
left, but I thought she'd ever looked at his face.

(11:47):
I didn't say I looked at him. I said I heard him.
Ah, got some shit in your ears without Aura.
Sarcasm, making you stupid. Oh, well I think we should get
jackknife on board with this. You know, more bodies means one
more person that won't get smitten with some sort of death
beam. If we get attacked, you know,

(12:09):
wait am I only? Well, I think that's a good
idea. Yeah, I don't know and it does
mean we'd be splitting the reward one more way or ask that
the Flavin corpse seems like he do it for free.
He doesn't seem like he's ridiculously interested in Gold

(12:29):
more hurt in his enemies. Oh speaking of gold.
Hell we shouldn't even fucking do this whole thing until we
talked to the lady of pain. I mean you know I know Doom you
said that she'd be giving out some like generous amount but I
feel like we should really negotiate this quantity of gold.
We're gonna get before we do thedeed because what happens when
we bring her a corpse and we're like, all right, we did it.
What do we get? And she's like oh you know, 100

(12:51):
gold and it's not like we can negotiate, you know we already
did it. Yeah we should try to get to
number also just see. If she I'm sure she does.
Maybe she's got a plan. You know, we've been talking
about like breaking up some are shopping and like you know Evans
average go crazy and it but whatif the lady of pain is probably
much better idea than that? Absolutely nice.
Well I have no interest in seeing this smaller and fellow

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or whatever his name is. So I'm on team, let's go to the
tables, are gonna go to play. Whoever wants to come with me,
you can go to the smoldering corpse face.
Come to the small drink corpse. Why?
Because he looks like you you doa lot of people look like me.
I look like a guy. More like you that I do and
we're genetically siblings. Would.

(13:39):
I don't know if that man would be let in to see the lady of
pain. Well, so maybe we go into
different teams, like malaga's proposed.
Because you're right, we probably shouldn't bring him to
the lady of pain but I guess we have no way of knowing where he
is. But Jack might be a good place
to start because those two definitely had a thing going on.
You know that those bring up an interesting point.

(14:00):
This idea with this smoldering corpse is quite bright or a face
and I do think that he could very much have the capabilities
of stopping the average single-handedly but would
knowing their relationship that the lady of pain had with that
man. Perhaps she would not be very
keen on using him to kill his average.

(14:21):
I mean it getting her job done. Regardless.
That's fair. I just, I don't know if she's
the one holding the money. She might be like, oh, if you're
going to use him, then I want topay you to do this.
I don't know. I don't know if she's that trite
about these things but you must agree that they were on not good
terms and we did sort of let himloose in the city and then left

(14:43):
something might have happened. Yeah, it's a good point.
I mean, I don't know if that I do long.
Do you think that's how the ladyof pain would sound like
possibly? Hmm.
She's not the easiest woman to anticipate.
I think there's a good chance tome, right?
But I also think there's a good chance she'd be pragmatic about

(15:04):
it like higher set you know whatever gets the job done and
we should see the lady of Fame of Fame first.
Then that's what I would say horse.
You know if we were an underhanded lot, we just see
her. Well, we could always see him
after well, but I don't I think we should be up front with her,
you know, we respect her. Well, I don't think she would

(15:26):
help is the only thing if, you know, respect is definitely
there. But it, if we asked her for
help, especially in this matter,if she wanted to hire us to do
it, right? That means, I don't think we're
asking her for help, right? We're just telling her we've
taken the mission on if she wanted to help, she would help
whether we offer it or not. I feel Well, aware too first or

(15:49):
should be that. Definitely, not split up Lady of
pain. First, I think.
All right, how do you guys want to get there?
The first step baby. But that, I mean walk, All
right, the navigating, the lowerreaches of sarkaz you sort of
maneuver your way across the bridge is and platforms, that
connect the different Towers until you reach.

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The first floor of the tower, that houses the entrance, to the
lady of pains, large floating Fortress, which you can see is
just a twinkle, hundreds, and hundreds of feet above and far
out into the side of you. As you arrived to the space, you
all realize that the entrance tothe lady of pains Fortress Is
how housed on the first floor. The book, in fact, the lowest

(16:34):
floor, not just the first floor when it's flooded.
But beneath that within the grease pits down right now,
underwater you look down and youcan still see a sort of outline
of an entrance beneath the slowly undulating waves, but
there's no way to get to it by walking.
You'd have to swim Looking up and off into the distance, you
do notice that there's a faint? Sort of glimmer of a waterfall

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exiting from the lady of pains Fortress that floats up above
it. Quickly turns into missed though
and doesn't land on the ground sort of giving off this.
Quite beautiful sparkling effect.
You know, this makes me rememberthat.
The last time we bothered her atnight, she didn't love it.
I imagine like any worker. She does have operating hours

(17:18):
but this seems like an importantmatter.
I personally think if we were tobother her right now, she would
not be totally offended. I'm scared, she would be
offended, but she might let us regardless.
I mean, is there any hard? Working on.
This morning. I feel like the only problem is,
if x figured out, we were here. The whole point of this sort of,

(17:40):
sort of stealth operation, was to get him when he wasn't
expecting us. But I don't know, maybe he's
smart or some sort of fucking crazy person with magic.
And I already knows we're here now, like a sort of looks around
scared Fabrics could always be around.
This is always been true. I believe we're hole now though
without him, I think we should go back to the small, drink
Corps, sleep it off and then this lady of pain, maybe as a

(18:04):
small party who won't be recognized tomorrow morning.
So Austin, attract attention andunless you guys think we should
try to bother her tonight? I think we should take our
chances of the smoldering corpseand have someone take watch at
least one person. It's good.
Probably two since he could replace just the one.
And that you. And I cannot take the same watch

(18:26):
together. Why not?
Because he has a minute of our time.
Oh, I still don't know what thatmeans, and maybe he could turn
us against each other. Yeah, good news is I'll go down
pretty easy. I think me too.

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Wait, how did he get a minute ofyour time?
I asked for it. He asked for it.
It's some sort of magic thing. Yeah, he was like a minute of
your time and we both were like,yeah.
There are some bullshit. Yeah, sometimes I don't know if
he actually has it. I thought I thought about so
many ways, he could he could kill me in that minute.
The real question is, does he have a minute Vice and stuff?

(19:11):
I don't know if those two peopleshould meet, they have sign.
Yeah, well you're one to talk buddy.
Eat shit and die. All right, let's go to bed.
All right, so the corpse Right? You guys navigate the bridges
and Pathways once more passing through circad, you don't see.

(19:35):
A lot of people out at this timeof night, though.
It's still early evening. You know, it's um, particularly
empty tonight. It's not such that it feels like
something's amiss per se, but rather perhaps it, a vent
happened recently that made people a bit more tired today or
rather. It was just a busy day.
Regardless, you maneuver your way back to the tower you were

(19:56):
in before and start ascending the stairs.
Everyone, you pass one or two people who seem to be off to the
side sleeping those on less fortunate times who live in the
grease. Pits who climb up into these
towers and sleep in the sort of Darker areas during the evening.
None of them. Give you any trouble though.
And eventually you guys find yourself right up front of the

(20:17):
smoldering corpse Tavern, you hear quiet noise inside.
It sounds like chitchat and it sort of Dawns and you guys that
it is a bar first and foremost. And You're likely to see some
customers in here. The doors is sort of propped
open, and you see some weather damage on the front of the
store, which immediately strikes.

(20:38):
You guys all is not really matching the rest of the
architecture. It takes a moment, but then you
decide these doors. In fact, never had anything to
do with the architecture of thisbuilding and look like they were
added. Second hand.
Is he swapping doors now? Because of that Dorothy makes
sense to me. Oh look!

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I designed the new building. I wouldn't put these mismatched
fucking doors on the front. Push me.
Tell you that. All right.
Do we head inside? Perhaps we should sand one
person in. Let's check my for coming by is
There about, there's gonna be a lot of people in here that might
see us and recognize us. You recall, unfortunately, from

(21:19):
the time that fought the luches laid Siege to this place that
there is only one entrance. Well, there was back windows,
maybe we all get in the bag, notthe Super Evil bag, but the bag
of holding And Abel carries Us in and tells jackknife.
He's a friend of ours and needs a room and we're in the bag.
Why can't we all know marinate? Well the food would be that

(21:40):
people will see us and recognizeus and it will get back to his
average that's where in town andwe'll lose our elements of
surprise. It's true.
We sort of Plenty of times. Just promise me.
You'll take me out this time. All right, I'm all in for the

(22:00):
bag. Deal in.
That's a good one. Thank you.
I guess who's the most inconspicuous one of us?
Did I ever interact with Eric was out there for that a little
bit. But I think he would recognize
you but there's no way he's no Abel's face, right?
Yeah. I guess that player came in a
little later. Yeah.
I I do want to say that ever since scenes ever, I feel filled

(22:26):
with fear and he could be anyoneof us.
I think we should be careful of that at all costs.
And if Just One of Us goes in, couldn't that make us
vulnerable, we could have two go.
In. I like that.
Who's our second less conspicuous?
Maybe smeared everyone knows him, right?
He's from here. So he doesn't stick out just

(22:46):
much or Dave most for the same reason.
Yeah, I could go in. All right, and to remind you
guys, the bag of holding based on Dimensions, which is our new
rule for this, because it just feels right.
Only two and a half, people can fit in the bag at once.
So, half person would be a dual lum or a higher, because they're

(23:06):
small. Oh, and if you open a window,
Mele and I could climb up and in, This feels fucking stupid.
Why can't we just go on the front way?
I'm not climbing up. This sheer fucking building
where I could fall and die. Oh, I forgot.
You're not very good as climbing.
Fuck you, I'm great at climbing.I'm just not doing it.
Don't go in in the bag of holding until they come out.

(23:31):
Like, those two come in, go intothe bar, we stay outside and
then then they come and get us with the back of holding.
I like that. We could just tell jack knife.
It's a fucking a merchant see. I'm sure she'd clear out the bar
for us, even for, like, five minutes.
So the rest of us can come in. I just don't see any way to ruin
her whole night's business if wecan get another wise, but I'm

(23:52):
sure she would. She did it for us?
Do you see yourself climbing up the fucking side?
Like I was walking the fuk. It's your gloves of thieving, I
bet. Don't have anything to do with
that. You bastard.
What is this breaking in our? If you climb through it when
we're wanted. And I mean wanted.

(24:14):
As in for criminal behaviors Jack.
And I would probably let us I think so too.
All right, so you guys want to do, you're standing in front of
the door. Trips.
I feel like it It's not so hard.Hey, I agree.
All right, so who's carrying thebag?
Hey, boo Abel, who has been somewhat up to.
Now, sort of gives you a firm salute that a soldier might and

(24:36):
go I'll do my best but um, it isa ball, right?
A sort of drinking establishment.
Yes, I think you'll fit right in.
I'll do my best. He gives us a smile.
Well, why do you meet us? You met me in an alcoholic said,
of course. I just I was quite distracted.
Then I will try not to be quite distracted here.
Don't be just remember that. We are in the bag with the

(25:00):
limited amount of oxygen. The bagels, thank you.
I can try to coach you through the bag but we can't talk once
we're inside. Eastside.
Oh. Okay, that sounds good.
So maybe Samir holds the bag? He gives a neutral smile.
Okay. All right.

(25:20):
Well, who's going in first? I'll jump in.
I'll go just slips into ulam. I think there's a half left.
You wanted. Sure, I do let me hop in.
It's quite snug now, the three of you guys are pressed up
against each other with the cloth wrapped around you in the
bag of holding. And you can definitely start to

(25:42):
feel the like warmth increase asyour in a bag with no air.
Samir looks down at, gives you guys a smile and goes, all
right? Um, it should be just two
minutes. Okay, don't wiggle too much.
Yeah, try not to all right, withthat able and Samir step in side
leaving outside higher and demosas well.

(26:04):
You have here Monty who still sort of, stumbles with you guys
tick who was sort of looking around anxiously and Malice, who
looks upset, that he wasn't at the first round.
The group pets inside, from inside the bag, you guys hear
muffled, voices? And the clatter of Cutlery
against plates, Tankard, smashing hard against the wooden

(26:28):
tables, and just sort of the general revelry of a mildly
filled bar. Hear a loud voice over at all?
Say something wrong is kind of quiet.
You hear a bit more talking and a few minutes ago by is there
anything you guys would like to do inside?
What we were talking about to doand be in a half a person.
I don't know if we took it to consideration that giant sort of

(26:48):
wanted to have people. Call me for it and just get it.
Sort of uncomfortably Smiles up from where he's pinned.
Just like against you. I'm sorry.
You just say it's intimidating. Yeah.

(27:18):
Because we're all up against each other a bit.
Inside the bag. The top is cinched closed.
You see. Samir is holding the top just so
that you guys aren't seen at allduring this interaction outside
the bar. What would you guys like to be
doing higher and demos? Oh, probably just hanging out.
You know, Malaga it was so braveof you to stay out here with us

(27:42):
and, you know, guard Monty and tick.
So just so many people volunteered again, the bag and a
strong ones. Got to stay out here.
He saw he crosses his arms and opens his mouth as if he's about
to complain, then stops and goes.
Well, thank you, higher. You know.
I'm glad somebody noticed it. And he gives you a smile and

(28:02):
goes, you know, I really feel like it might end up being the
kind of thing where Jack and I really wants to get in on this.
I mean the objective she did butshe's doing well financially.
I don't know if she want to but of course but I just you know,
it seems like a lot of people hate this guy Malika said, then
sort of frowns and he goes, hey,we should talk about this whole
minute of your time thing. I feel like it would be real

(28:25):
fucking stupid to disorder Dash into this battle without any
plan for what might happen to you and orfeas.
Like, if you guys truly get sortof mind control for a minute,
that would really fucking suck, dude.
Like if you two turned against us or like, started killing each
other or yourselves, I don't, I don't know man.
I just, we need to make a plan for that.
Maybe some sort of bait, I don'tknow or a face at the idea that

(28:49):
we send the two of you guys in. And then we all just start
running away when you guys get turned.
But then the problem is, if you start killing each other fuck,
dude. I don't know what to do.
I feel like if we're a face and I run that him then he just
probably like cut. Us down in that minute.
I feel like it feels this and then no one's there to save us.
We die. You're right.
You're right personally. That's a good Fair Point.

(29:10):
That was a bad idea. I just I don't know what to do
about this whole thing man, likeis maybe we can like, can we
like have some sort of device onyou guys or some sort of, like,
rope half tied around you? Where if you get mine control,
we can just cinch it and like throw you in a corner for a
minute. I mean, you're you're shocking,
grass is very powerful and neutralizing, someone for a

(29:30):
period of time. Is it not?
I like this raises an eyebrow this and sort of shrugs and
goes, you know, that's a good point.
I could definitely neutralize one of the two of you, but I
couldn't get both. They would just be one and it
would definitely take me out of the run-in too, but that's not a
bad idea. Especially if you start like
throwing Fireballs at the groundat your own feet, you know, so
sort of Chuckles and then looks off scared.

(29:51):
That's a good idea. Yeah, it will.
If he turns either a sort of runfor you and see if I can hold
you down, that at least stops one of you but the other one, I
don't know. I don't know.
What's worse are heeler getting turned or are sort of, you know,
lightning zappy, one feels obvious.
Which is worse when the name formy role?
Well, yeah, I will say I think dulum can hold person or and we

(30:20):
also have some teleporting capabilities as well but
potentially that's So balloons are his hypnotic pattern.
It's quite effective. I've noted I hate to say it, we
might need to play some defense during the fight true and that's
a good point. You're right.
Dueling is good at sort of control in that sort of thing.
But I guess I'm just I'm sort offrustrated that that's one less

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round. You know that we're not
attacking average that we're dealing with our own and I don't
know. I just if you guys have any
other ideas, let me know. So far.
I feel like we're making good progress though.
This is already better than two seconds ago.
When I was like shit man, I'm gonna have to start stabbing
higher ever. That that and saves us.

(31:03):
All I can think about its He does have some advantage on us,
but we are a group and we will hopefully defeat him.
I'll fucking man. This is stupid.
I fuck. I hate this guy.
I just want him dead. It's just like, fuck.
If you could ask me to pick the most distrustful in great piece

(31:24):
of shit that's ever dare. To cross us, I probably pick
that son of a bitch, so but really be a fucking knock off my
shoulder. If we could get this guy and in
the ground, sorry Melius has something against people who are
ungrateful. I he is, I think the one person
I have met that, I do not understand.
He is evil in a way in which we haven't met in others.

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It'll be great. But down, that little
infestation, true. A moment goes by and the door
sort of creaks open. As you see, a stumbling man,
exit the bar. He hoses, what looks like a
small tanker tied to a belt sloshing with a about half full
of liquid, and sort of looks of it, you guys and gives you a

(32:07):
drunken smile and then a star for a moment and then he sort of
strips off and stumbles into thenight down the walkway.
You guys watch him go and Malik is turned as a ghost, that guy
wasn't fucking important with that.
All the folks in the bag including Jaya and or a face and
do them breathe comes back. The bag is opened and turned

(32:28):
upside down emptying you all outas you all sort of talk to the
floor and a dimly lit in room. You look around the wood around.
You is all fresh and still smells slightly of pine newly
built. The bedding here is new as well.
The window clean and quite shiny.
It looks like it was a fresh room that must have been built.

(32:49):
Very recently. You see there's a large heavy
iron banded oak door that's beenclosed.
And a few Lanterns have been litaround the room in front of you
Samir and Abel, both give you guys a look and a smile and Abel
goes, but it would quite well. I had a bit of a discussion with
that jack knife. Fellow, what a Charming?
Barky, I really think I could spend a long time discussing

(33:10):
things with her. I don't know how to respond to
that. Yes.
A lovely woman, don't burn any Bridges with her.
I don't she just seemed quite Charming as all and don't worry.
I kept us on task. When Abel got distracted, Samir
sort of shoots him. A look, what did he get
distracted with? Was just nice talking and

(33:33):
reminiscing about things that I suppose he's never done.
It's not true at all. I remember quite a bit of my own
life. I'm not just comes in waves.
Um, I'll tell you later. The mission is more important.
We will go get the next group. Yeah, okay, yeah, good idea.
All right. Um, jack knife was pretty
surprised to see us. So I gave her the sort of

(33:54):
Lowdown of the situation of whatwe are doing.
She seemed to prove it, but justsaid to keep things sort of
quiet, she doesn't want any fighting in the bar.
So she said, try not to, you know, get in a coral here,
especially with lyrics a second time.
Smear gives a neutral smile and goes, of course not.
That would be horrible. That's what we horrible and the

(34:17):
two of them, exit, the room. Leaving you guys alone in this
quiet in room stretch, A few moments later.
The front door opens once again and higher and demos.
You guys turn around to see Abeland beside him.
Samir giving you guys a pleasantsmile.
All right, first group went in successful time to do it again.
Yippee give me in there. Oh wait.

(34:37):
Oh God. Yeah we have to make a third
trip. I didn't realize this.
Good. That's all right.
We have enough room for everyone.
It'll just take a bit of time. Why don't you hop in there?
And we'll bring along, say your acquaintance Monty here in the
small girl, Tik. Are you comfortable being in
there with Monty? I just for safety comfortable.

(34:58):
Great. Thank you so much. and, I can
wait out here with or I can go in with you guys.
How about that? How about that?
All right. So you clamber in higher Monte
sort of you got to drag him in beside you and take scrambles in
all. So it's much less densely packed
with the last group but up this close, you smell a sort of

(35:21):
unusual odor, wafting off of Monte.
Something that displeases. You it's the smell of death.
Hey, With that, then the bag is closed.
And the group of you is Led inside this next delivery goes
sort of without a hitch and we'll sort of speed through the
next group is the most your collected with malagos, the two
of you ride together and sort ofuncomfortable silence for a

(35:41):
while, as malice refuses to dog.You know, malice your spells are
enhanced within a closed space. It might smell sharp.
Stupid girls, smells smell like stuff.
I smell beautiful. Thank you.
Let me smell fine. It's whatever stupid and the

(36:04):
group of views LED upstairs as well, Spilled Out and all of you
find yourselves in a quiet in room then evening sort of wears
down now, and you guys find it about bedtime.
So, um, is there anything you guys would like to do before a
long rest? Oh sorry.
You know, you Could I Class castClairvoyant real quick, just to

(36:30):
see how samir's shop is looking.You sit down a moment and focus
your spell looking and turning and feeling out the Divination
until you see Samir shop. It's dark very dimly lit here
and you sort of have to gaze through the Wasps of Darkness to
see it. But after a bit more focusing,
you notice the space looks just about as how you remember it, a

(36:53):
few things have changed a couplelarger pieces, have been removed
from the walls. The large Golem that had been
left in sort of the front area by the windows.
This sort of a display piece is missing, and a few of the clocks
on the walls are missing as well.
But everything else seems about the same.
There's no mess, and there doesn't seem to be any
destruction. Okay, and then I will cast

(37:14):
Clairvoyance again to a look in this advert shop.
Mmm. All right.
Looking now into zaverich is shop.
You see, a much different place.This specific shop has been
Rated you can tell the entire thing has been what looks like
scrapped for whatever people could find here.

(37:35):
You sort of get a chance to lookaround.
It's a bit lighter in San Francisco shop.
As you recall, there's sort of adull bluish purple glow from the
walls here that are baked in with this sort of magic.
There are what were shelves, that contained, relics you
recall jars and instruments and Scrolls and any sort of bauble

(37:57):
that one might find packed tightinto the shelves, on the walls.
Now, what you see are empty shelves, some of the cabinets,
on the walls, throwing open withthe doors, half ripped off.
The great Center table that you recall was filled with all sorts
of papers and bulbs and bits of shards of that.
Great mirror on the wall. Open cleared up, it looks like
the entire place got repoed, pretty bad.

(38:19):
There is what one thing that remains here looks like he was
too big to move or perhaps some sort of magic.
Keeps it stationary the great Fractured Mirror Still Remains
on the far wall glowing ominously and its control panel
beside it. In the, in his back room.
Are those those doors still there?

(38:40):
You look and you see the back room seems completely flush from
the from the main shop front. Before you recall, it was sort
of a well-hidden secret door, but he used it so many times you
guys remember seeing it. But now the door is closed as it
was before, and you can't reallysee the seams from your
Clairvoyance. I suppose the way Claire

(39:00):
variance Works, do you get to see like every room of a house
or do you sort of have to move around?
Oh, I would think you have to move it.
Okay, so um, if you want to, I guess it's night time so it's
not like, you guys are doing much else.
You can spend some time thinkingabout The Clairvoyant spell and
sort of create another little sensor inside of the back room,
doing that reveals the this roomappears fairly similar as when

(39:26):
you last saw it. Unlike the outer room which is
literally everything was rated off the walls, not a single
piece of trinket or scroll chunkwas left anywhere in here.
They're still remain lots of papers and looks like pieces of
he's sort of squint in to the dull hazy.
Red light in this room. You see pieces of what looks
like ceramic pot that have been broken up in here but beside it.

(39:48):
You see large? What looked like Jim Stones
hovering and place nearby. The three giant wooden doors
that all stand seamlessly sort of Monsters Inc style in the
room. Still stand there, all three
closed, you also see against thewall several maps that look to
be of perhaps circad others are a bit more detail that you can't

(40:09):
quite see from the sensor that you have.
This room doesn't look like it was rated as nearly as
thoroughly or if at all and it looks like perhaps someone went
through here with great haste but they weren't looking to just
completely clear the room. Interesting.
So it's it looks as though his doors are still there.
So it seems as though he does still have a way back to a

(40:31):
circuit and Water Deep. I see that's makes sense.
One more note, is that there is no cow posted on the small sort
of five by five pasture in this room.
There's still a post where one might lead an animal to but
there is none here. While you're watching this
demos, give me an Insight chick please.

(40:54):
On that 20. Oh So getting a better look at
this room sort of looking aroundit, you sort of determine here
Moe's. You see that you rather Intuit
that this room was cleared out but it was not cleared out by
the same person or peoples who rated the outer room.

(41:15):
And in fact, you sort of gather with your net 20 that it looks
like someone looked through thisroom more carefully, taking
things of importance, grabbing them off of the walls and
shelves. There are considerably less
balls in this room than the lasttime you were here.
You remember there being a lot more just sort of Trinkets and,
you know, little amulets and masks and all sorts of shards

(41:38):
flying around that looked to be of some sort of magical
importance that are no longer here.
And you sort of Intuit that whoever went through here was
grabbing them on purpose and likely knew where they were the
outer room. You recall the lady of pain
killed you guys that she would be or rather that she had
already completely gutted his home.

(41:58):
Stricted of all of its magic andsort of put him on the run you
know by clearing up most of his magical items that sort of puts
him on the roads but this background which is again hidden
by a secret door. You determined Zachary's.
Must have been here, he cleared it out of himself.
He got the magic items he wants or needs and left, everything
else. The lady of pain never found
this room. Yeah.
Wow, that is. That is very tragic.

(42:19):
Oh, Dang, and, and I don't see any sign of like red hands or
anything, right? No, no, we're here.
It's completely lifeless. You don't see a cat anywhere
either. There's nothing really
interesting of note that moves around here.
From this, you do, determine that zaverich is definitely not
unprepared. He likely has some items that he

(42:40):
could use if it comes down to it.
If you as you recall, he sort ofhad a shop front open that was
more or less open to the public that he sold.
Exceptionally rare items for a cross, the plains that he
traveled at exceptionally high prices mostly just to make fun
of those who couldn't afford it.Unfortunately, it seems as those

(43:03):
average is probably well stockedwith magical items.
Doesn't seem like the lady of pain found his hidden back room.
We should have told her about it.
It's through, at least we know, he doesn't have access to the
mirror. That is the only way he can
travel through Dimensions. So, or at least the only way I
think he can. I think that means that if we

(43:24):
find them around here, who won'tbe able to get far, we can trap
him in this plane, so to speak. Sure, he can't stop us and other
scary planes. True, that's true.
But who knows? All these items that he's
acquired from other planes? I mean, God knows what people
use in the plane of Elemental acid or whatever.
He goes in his free time, he likely acquired quite a few

(43:45):
bubbles that he can use, so we should definitely be ready.
Do you think that means that zadrick believes his back room?
Still safe? Do you think he would still go
through his doors? That's a great point.
The most, in fact, he thinks it's still safe.
Considering if what you saw was items still there, then he
likely uses it as probably, a little home base.

(44:06):
Maybe he can teleport out of it into the greater circuit area or
perhaps one of those doors leadsinto water deep.
Hmm, great idea. We could just be sitting there
waiting for him when he gets back.
The one problem is that he's still his home turf, we could
get the jump on him but I mean if he already has one secret
door and his home, God knows what other secret things he has

(44:26):
hidden around it. But it's a risk, I'm willing to
take I think we could do it successfully.
Well, I think the only other problem would be that we are on
sort of a time limit so I don't know.
Would we have to lure him out atall?
Do you think? I don't know how often he would

(44:47):
visit this room. I mean, after you entire talk to
Him, he sort of poofed away. Right?
True, true. I I had assumed he was
teleporting back to Circle. So that's like beatly that after
each of his classes, he would bethere, but I will say I'm
realizing now. That's definitely not
necessarily true. Well, this is his home, you

(45:10):
know, he travels throughout the Multiverse but this is his home
and that mirror is the most prized possession that he has
ever had, or will ever have. I don't think he is the type of
person to completely abandon these places especially an item
like that. If anything, he would come back
here perhaps in hiding, perhaps sort of sneaking about.
But I imagine he would like to dispose of whoever it was who

(45:32):
raided his home and take controlof this place again to give up.
That mirror would be to give up his entire way of life.
Everything every control he had over everyone in this damn City.
He would not give that a peace lily.
He would not give up on her cat.I imagine he comes here quite a
bit. Well said, very well said.
Oh you know, one other thing we were talking about is that whole
minute of your time thing, higher had the idea that maybe I

(45:54):
just touched one year, guys, when it happens.
So, uh, when the whole fight in things starts, I'm gonna stay a
real fucking close to you. Just kidding.
You know how to make that shouldbe like handcuffs that activates
when you say something, well, it's just we could make that,
but we would need it finances for it and materials.

(46:16):
I don't have anything to make that here if we could go back to
watch their deep and spin the moment in their shop.
There put maybe a hundred gold down or something.
We could make it, but it's a bitlate.
Notice you don't have anything in your workshop for it.
Handcuffs that automatically closed.
I don't think so. He for me.
Yeah. Am I making it up or do you hold

(46:38):
person? I do that could also be helpful.
it is difficult to hold someone for a full minute and though,
what is these, um, component of whole person, do you need to be
wise, or do you need to pick someone who is not wise or does
it intelligence or something? Someone wise?
So it shouldn't be me since wisdom is my stat.

(46:59):
So then I'll grab higher and I'll just stun higher and maybe
you can hold personal or a face over there.
It's not very wide are ya. Why I've been alive for Melania.
I am sort of plus one, why is? But I'm not so sure.
I could be held for a whole minute.
I totally good. Malice would be stronger than

(47:20):
me. Just grapple me even if I escape
the shocking grass, it is something we might need to worry
about, um, other than self closing handcuffs, we could
perhaps just use rope, you know,wrap it around your body, hold
down your arm. So you can't spells what a face.
We would only need, I would guess maybe one or two moments

(47:43):
more like six or 12 seconds to wrap around you I'm glad we use
the best six system for our timehere.
So if you if malice is going to stay close to get ready to shock
higher, I suppose, the limits, someone stay close to me with
some rope to tie me up. I think that's a good idea now.
Do you have any way out of that?Because I don't exactly know how

(48:07):
this control works. The minute of your time, but if
x even gets any of the intelligence, you have, he might
know everything you can do, would you have worked with
Escape, some sort of teleport, maybe or something.
If I have any spells that are just verbal, it looks like it's
All. Yeah, I actually don't have a

(48:27):
single spell that's not somatic.So as long as you buy up, my
hands are really good. I mean, I know what she ha.
It's interesting. I'm thinking about this is
though Iceland's taking over my body, but it's Savage.
If it was Islam, she would use aletterboard to cast fracturing
on the ropes. So keep an eye on later more for
surgeon. Oh, he's a great Point.
Um, do we have any way to disable your homunculus?

(48:50):
If the might even be wise to maybe a little more sit out this
one, maybe I could leave him here.
Yes. Or no letterboard.
We could leave him in the shop. My shop with all the other
robotics there. You know, you might like it.
They could play. Yeah, that sounds nice.
So I guess what it all comes down to is if, when he Controls

(49:10):
my body. He Has the nose or if he just
has everything. I know all of its everything he
knows because I think you guys could keep me tied up pretty
well, but seems maybe not the case with Iceland.
And I don't know if even watch it to be like the Fabrics.
Yes, we don't know. I agree.
Well, the deal was your time, right?
That's true. So you just go.

(49:31):
He controls me. Yeah, we could just go limp.
I think he'll turn us Evil part of it.
And so, if you ever see me beachin the shit out of malice,
that's probably why. What if the white turns you evil
is that? Yes.
Sort of look at the same but youjust keeping all your attacks,
you know. You miss on purpose every time
we find fuck you, man, bitch. Okay.

(49:56):
And you see? So so so, so so bad.
Oh my God. Now we're pissing.
All right, is there anything else you guys would like to do
before your long rest this evening?
Um, anybody have any Sunday? So I know I have something left.
Can I send to my family? Ah yes yes.

(50:22):
Um I guess just keep it keep it at 25 Woods or less and I'll get
it to them. Okay, okay.
We found where is less? That is high or okay.
Uh, let's see. Well, I need to send them a
wife, isn't she? This is honey bun.

(50:48):
Jay via work friend? No, you're not work for it.
Well, I guess we're kind of workfor it now.
Oh, I am live crying to get back.
Home to you guys, love you and miss.
You be safe. I think that's 25.

(51:10):
Very well said. All right, do you know what
plane your wife is on? I think it's just the Overworld
right? Or like the main.
Do, you know what? Plane your wife lives on.
I know what planet? She's on true.
That's true. I'm cleaning just Ontario plan.

(51:32):
All right, sick. So I think there's oh, this
isn't oh. I'm pretty sure.
Okay. Cereal.
Play. Yeah, the material plane.
Okay. Cool.
And can you describe what she looks like to me.

(51:52):
Oh, she's gorgeous. I mean.
She, you know another gift like me, she has beautiful long gray
hair. Um, with like she still got some
streets of black in there. She is also a Southern Southern
folk. Oh, she's a little bit taller

(52:14):
than me. Hot.
She is a round like 65. Nice, nice.
I got the. Lastly.
I just need a name. Her name is Zara.
Perfect. All right, so I'm going to send
it but full disclosure cross. Plain sending has a 5% chance to

(52:39):
fail. Oh, okay.
Fine. All right.
How would you want me to make this check Mason?
So a 5% I suppose we would do a percentile Dice and if it's just
or actually we just roll a D20, right?
And one is a fail. Perfect.
So give me the role please as you send out this sending with
the message and the face and sort of image in your head of

(53:02):
this woman. What'd you get?
No. Okay.
Okay, fine. I didn't want to do this.
I didn't want to do this. And then demos is gonna pull out
his Amulet of Mistral. And he's gonna use it for a
Converse. Oh, my, he's gonna do it again
because that was embarrassing. So, you, since the delivery

(53:27):
fail, and I was looking at you sort of expectantly and you go,
oh sorry. I haven't guessed it yet.
Of course, of course. I'm Gonna Roll again, did it or
Yes. There we go.
There we go. Let's try the first time it
worked. It the first the first time.

(53:50):
I mean what? Anyways, it's late.
Okay. So you sense you're sending
going out and it takes a while the most as you, you feel the
magic working pushing itself over lengths, not only
spatially, but also plainly a test across into the material
plane. And then shoot itself out,

(54:11):
hundreds, and hundreds, and thousands of millions of miles
way outside of toriel off and off and off toward the far
reaches of space. You sit from a moment, sort of
waiting for something to happen and your magic continues
working, you feel your own limitsort of pushed as the magic
Works a bit longer than you're normally used to, and you're

(54:31):
sort of straining to get the sending that far and then you
feel it connect and you start tofeel a response sort of trickle
back. She's typing I can see it.
All right, and the response is greetings.
You have contacted the spell, Jammer ship, cryptic tone.

(54:52):
This is an unregistered transmission, identify yourself,
and your intent immediately. Why are you trying to contact
the planet to grow area? Hello.
Jaya is is your planet have highsecurity.
I guess so. But I thought a sender would go

(55:13):
through. Oh no.
They they intercepted it. They they're questioning.
What my intention is. The fucking cops got us reading
our mail. God, dammit.
Well, that's gonna take more fucking sentences to go before
for them. Dang, I guess?
Uh, yeah. When I have to wait till
tomorrow to, to see what we can do, because let's see if we got

(55:35):
another Spell slash after. Well tomorrow, we're gonna deal
with that one, dude, this is Eric's.
Oh, and just a quick note, you determined from the response,
Moses that he was definitely nota southern female voice brother,
a Gruff male's voice, definitelynot the person you intended.
Wow, yeah. So yeah.

(55:59):
Try, we're gonna have to figure that one out sounds like we're
gonna have to show some credentials or something.
How strange hair? They would on they were not
gonna do a whole lot. I feel like you're not gonna
have tomorrow for this. Wow.
So did you did you grow up in a military state job?

(56:21):
I just feels like drifting here.Is what I was used to and when I
grew up and I I think I grew up just fine.
I think you know, I think they raised me to be a modified
Soldier. Yeah.
Yeah man. Waiting boost confidence, guys.

(56:47):
Right? And as you guys sort of
prepared, then for your long rest just as you're all getting
comfortable and about to call itfor a night you hear a quiet
knock on the door. Where we just are expecting
anyone. Why should I get the door?
I'm in my pajamas. I shouldn't get the door.

(57:07):
No, you shouldn't. I'm already a weekend know as
your spirit officer. I ordered you to open the door.
Oh and if that person says, can I have a moment of your time?
Say no sock for pulling rank over there or a bitch.
All right, now I'll do it. I'll do it.
Here I go. Able quietly opens the door and

(57:28):
goes, who is it and you hear a voice on the other side?
And says it's me a jackknife. Lets me in as it look like jack
knife I suppose so you. Why did you come in?
Jackknife able opens the door a bit more to reveal the Visage of
jackknife the bartender. Who none of you guys have seen
for quite some time. She still has on her arm, the
giant decathlon replacement arm,which sort of over shoulders and

(57:49):
pulls her shoulder down a bit, as well as sort of pair of
Optics. Over her eyes that she's pulled
up now into her hair and gives you guys all this big grin.
So I hear your killing Zachary's.
Good Gods. That's incredible.
Um, I want to do something crazy.
Okay, sorry, but looks like jackknife.
You see the massage of jack knife and go in for a hug and

(58:17):
try to take her glasses off her face, okay, so that's what you
approach and go for a hug. You get a little closer and you
notice Jack and I have actually holds out the sort of metal arm
to sort of block you and goes, hey, hey, what's up with this?
I'm not into that, you know, that last time we saw each other

(58:38):
what's Listen, that was sort of after a traumatic event, but
this is a sort of, you know, I haven't seen you guys in a while
and it's good to see you all. But listen, I hear you're gonna
kill him. So how are you gonna do it?
Like, what's the plan? I want to try to snatch her
glasses, all right. Give me a slight of hand check,
please. Yeah.
Um, the DC is a bit higher because she sort of watching you
now. Yeah.

(58:59):
Okay. I rolled a six but I have plus
five to 11 and then I have my gloves of tinkering which is
another plus five so it's 16 loves a fever tinkering.
Gloves of tinkering. I'm tinkering with these
glasses. I go stand next to me.
Sort of walk over to Molly I guess the stand near him.

(59:20):
All right. You approach or Affairs and you
make a swipe. What was your role again?
Sorry, 16. Okay, that's pretty good.
I'm Gonna Roll a competing check.
Uh-huh. Talk me.
I got just a bit higher in 19 onmy role.
As jackknife sort of dexterouslypulls her, head back to dodge

(59:44):
your grip, your hand sort of goes by, and you just reach past
and you do sort of fluff your hand against a bit of her hair,
but quickly, you, you know, feelthe hair get pulled back as she
steps back and goes, hey, what the fuck?
And she pulls up both hands intofists.
As if she's about to fight and goes what's happened, there's
something wrong, huh, what are you?

(01:00:04):
When my hand caught in her hair,did her hair move, as though my
hand was caught in it, give me aperception check.
Yeah. Natural one.
Oh you you blinked when they touched you were sort of thrown
off by the move Jack and I stands in front of you.
Now with sort of hands outstretched fist Rays, the

(01:00:25):
giant metal one gleaming right in front of you, just a few
inches away. She stopped though and then
pulls them away after a moment of 10s and holds out her hands.
As if showing, she has nothing in them and drops into the
ground and goes or face. Dude.
What's the situation? How are you?
So pushing? I just want to talk with you
guys. If you want to be left alone,
just fucking say or write, don'tgrab my shitt.
I'm trying to think of a way to know your you.

(01:00:47):
What do you mean? No, I'm me.
She shrugs her shoulders. Who else could have this?
And she slams her arm hard. The left one into the right,
making a loud resounding bong asthe metal gets hit.
Can I touch it? Sure.
Okay. I want to feel a robotic arm
like every angle, like feeling into the crevices, making sure
all the details line up with theappearance.
All right, give me a investigation check.

(01:01:09):
Oh, just dog shit, roles for me today. 16, 16, you feel it up
and down and you do determine from your role.
That its real. You don't sense.
Anything is a miss about it, andall the cracks and grooves or
where you remember, they were Samir sort of saddles over and
goes, um, or face. What is the problem?

(01:01:32):
Thank you. Oh, I like that holds up the
other hand. Hey, listen, I'm just gonna
leave. All right, we're done with this.
I want to come make friends withthe guys.
This was, but if I understand what I'm not, Wanted.
All right. I'm leaving.
None of this. You're acting this way.
It makes me think it's two more.Shark knife is obviously has

(01:01:54):
diss himself as people close to us before and I can't risk that
happening again. She shrugs her shoulders.
If You don't trust me, that's fine.
Just get the job done with over,you know, fuck it.
Do it tomorrow. Right, and be done with it.
Then come find me. Once you're done with that and
then, we can finally talk like, normal people Christ.
It might take quite a bit longerthan just tomorrow, she sort of

(01:02:16):
turns her head back and looks atyou, what you're gonna take a
week to do this, huh? How long you guys gonna stay in
my bar probably a week and a half?
We cannot. What do you gotta plan?
Yeah. What do you plan it?
Jesus. What could take that long.
Do you need my help? Oh, it's okay.
Thank you. Jack knife.
Sorry about all this. She looks at you and sort of

(01:02:37):
Squints her eyes a week and a half.
It's what I said, give me a deception.
Check. Yeah, I get help from liar.
I liked me up. I was I caught you know hired
catch on I will say higher can give you advantage that is that
I should never open my mouth. 14is the number.
Sorry, I'm rolling at check myself.

(01:02:58):
Yeah, she's with her eyes and throws a hand over her shoulder
and goes whatever. If you guys want to talk and be
like normal people and have a conversation that we can.
But otherwise, I'll be down stairs, run in this fucking
place. All right, and I expect you guys
to pay for this room, of course.Well, how money and two weeks.
All right, good luck. Fuck man.

(01:03:18):
I really hope you can finish this thing.
This whole fucking town hates that guy.
Hey, fucking sucks. Yeah, she turns with that
another word and walks down the hallway.
Descending the stairs and disappearing.
All the door shut! Did you think that was her?
That's was Not. Well, how could you tell her
plans? Yeah, but to be better when I
was when able. And I talked with her earlier,

(01:03:40):
we did sort of talk about that. We were planning to kill
separates. Like, I told you guys, maybe she
was just curious. I don't know.
Do you need to know what day it was?
I, yeah, I suppose that was a bit odd, but maybe we're all on
edge. I mean, I thought this was a
friend that we could trust. That's why that's and then

(01:04:03):
become them. Yeah.
See that once. Before I hate to say it.
Okay. All right.
I get it. And until we're done with this
thing. Tomorrow.
We can't trust anyone, right? Sammy not just said, no one
outside of this room. He was sorta looks around at
each other on easily for a moment.
What if he's already in this room?
Everyone write down the road on a piece of paper and handed to

(01:04:26):
me. I don't remember it.
I don't remember. I don't The final Corner.
Remember, I don't remember it. Now, the nail is never.
Roll tide. What if he's secretly Monty
right now and it's just watchingus now like a stress, the sort
of glassy-eyed Monty. I've thought about that.
Um but honestly was pretty sure he was a jackknife just there.

(01:04:50):
So yeah. Same know it's I feel like it's
not him though. This does complicate, how we're
going to find the swollen corpses.
I have no idea where the fuck isin.
Jack knife is our lead on that. Wait, but the most was just
sending to people. What if we sent to him?
I mean you've seen his face, right?
Oh no, he is anymore, still slots.
Tomorrow. Oh yeah, I think we've got

(01:05:10):
ourselves to at least tonight. Yes, I will say if tomorrow's
the big day. Oh wait.
Yeah, what's average? Then he already knows.
We're gonna fucking kill him. So we're not rushed anymore,
right? And unless he's gonna do
something to us know. I think we need to catch him by
surprise. Oh and if he truly thinks it is
a week and a half, we have time to prepare on him now.
Well, I really convincing. We have an appointment with the

(01:05:36):
priest tile. Know.
So I think we do it immediately so he doesn't have time to to
get more defenses and set plans up if he actually have a week
and a half. So we attack him immediately
when we just told him it would be a while.
Yes, I agree with higher. It would be best to do with the
immediately after me, of course,reflect man.

(01:05:56):
But if demos is gonna send a bunch of sendings tomorrow, to
Jay, as wife and J is kids and jaya's game.
Go. And tomorrow, then we're not
gonna be spell slots for this shit.
I said, he did not have to do tomorrow that we could do it one
day where we had more time, and more during man, will probably
have to call tomorrow. And that's a spell.

(01:06:17):
What if he wants to talk? What if he's like a big talker?
And you have to do it like 20 times?
I feel kind of defensive defenseless anyway, I could do
it. Oh listen, we should spells are
very important Tire. I know, I'm thinking the last
spells. Yes, music against us, but
you're right. Oh God, he could take away
almost Burn him into the ground.Wanna keep that in mind.

(01:06:42):
Okay, so wait, does that mean? We might be on our own healing
wise? If he does take up for your body
and burns your spells? But that's that's why malice is
gonna come through phuc. Yea dude, gonna be touching you
all over. Don't make it.
Whoa, I have some healing spells, they're not as powerful

(01:07:03):
as hires. But, you know, they'd work in a
pinch. A little fucking birdie told me
that Doom can heal. Only in a pinch.
It's not the strongest hires I agree.
It makes sense to have, we don'thave money for potions, do we?
I've still got one left from thelast time we bought them but
that's it. I've got some money.
Where did you get money? I thought we were all broke.

(01:07:25):
Yeah, I've got six silver pieces.
Fuck, man. That's not gonna buy you shit.
Hmm, maybe in a pool with everyone else's.
I did hear demos, got, Daddy's Money recently.
But what, whoa, I received just some financial support from, you
know, Volker Samir. This doesn't mean there's no big

(01:07:46):
guy. Oh, just sent you.
Yeah, I mean you know, we talkedabout the importance of some
some goals and how, you know, how much Financial costs might,
you know, be important in and said accomplishments, you know,
it's no big deal. I see he gives a neutral smile.

(01:08:12):
Right. And with that I suppose you guys
are gonna do a long rest. Just as you're all betting, down
Abel speaks up. All right, I'll take the first
watch to then if we're gonna keep an eye on the place someone
want to stay up with me. I'll stay up with you.
Oh, don't everyone get up now. Look, yes.
Thank you. Thank you.
All right, no one else has anything else.

(01:08:34):
Then you guys all go to bed. Oh, I just want to.
Do a quick prayer. Yes, go ahead.
Give me a religion. Check for goodbye and a fight
like these tomorrow. 22 phuc. Yea.
During your hour-long, sit down higher.
You commune with the goddess ethera and what would you like

(01:08:56):
to say? I feel as if I can speak to you.
Now, when other times I may be haven't, I asked for one of two
things I ask for knowledge, about what goes on in what was
formerly known as the mundane plane, some sort of information
to help me understand what happened or I asked for some

(01:09:21):
sort of help in fight tomorrow. Again, a very Sinister flow, as
you finish, you feel an overwhelming sense of calmness
wash over you hire. Many of your stressors from the
day seemed to disappear into nothingness.
As this wave hits. You almost like a drug and then
you hear a soft almost fluttering voice on the Wind.

(01:09:44):
Look to your brother Monty Paul and says, to our plane Look not
up but down at the mud. After the boot Treads that much
through it, you will have luck in your great battle and you
will have great, great fear and the voice disappears.
Oh, The calmness continues and lingers for a moment longer and

(01:10:08):
you are sort of struck by the fact that it's been a long time,
since you've actually heard the voice of your goddess and she
speaks in these cryptic ways unlike how she normally speaks.
But you nevertheless got a response, huge.
All right, during the first to watch.
J. I used to stay up with Abel
right then? No chat.
How have you been? You know, same old really,

(01:10:29):
really missed my family. But yes, I can tell you've been
quite worried about them, um, just out of curiosity or Choppa,
are they? Well, are they in a plane that
is in different times than our own?
I just. Are they on the material plane?
They're so time thing. Moves around quite confusingly.
Yeah, they are on the material plane.

(01:10:50):
So I don't, I don't know how much time is moving there versus
here. It does worry me quite a bit, I
don't know. I don't, I know and it's
especially hard to get you home,isn't it?
We can go to the material plane all day long, but you don't
really live on the same materialplane that everyone else goes to
have to take some sort of transport to get to your home or
no. It's yes.

(01:11:13):
I don't usually, I didn't know there were other planets on this
great Earth. We live on incredible.
Really magic is all around us. It's an old sport.
I'll be I'd be there to help youfind your family.
All right, I understand how it feels to lose all the people.
You love quite immediately and subject yourself to unfamiliar

(01:11:34):
surrounding. So, um, consider me an ally in
this front, I'll keep an ear to the ground for other gift.
Folk from your planet. Yes, thank you so much.
Who have no one day? Yeah.
What was that means to me? Of course, my friend, in fact, I
actually quite know places to start though.
Unfortunately, were a bit depressed at the moment.
Yeah, I mean, I I understand that we have more pressing

(01:11:56):
matters right now and ultimatelyI know my family will be fine.
They might be worried but they're safe more than likely
safe. Pretty sure they say so it's
it's more. So just one meet me wanted to
give them peace of mind that I'mokay.
But I know that we have more urgent matters right now.

(01:12:17):
Of course, but beyond that, we want to make sure that's safe
down to me. I mean, with such a brave
Soldier, like you all Planet, who knows what's happened to the
haha? Pretty sure they're fast without
me. I was doing that much.
Really yes, of course. But I was saying, I knew, I had
to start because you recalled metelling you that I suppose this
body had a bit of a crew on a vessel a sailing vessel that all

(01:12:39):
resides in some sort of Tavern right now waiting for their
Captain to return. Well, it's just I heard from a
sort of strange individual on the docks that the proprietor of
that. Tavern is a gift, like yourself
a hippo person. And right, I don't mean to
stereotype, but I just because we've never seen one like you
before and perhaps they know something.
Yeah, I mean it's not super off and that you'll see Give Love

(01:13:03):
precisely. Now, I'm not sure if they're
from your planet but I don't know.
But they know somebody who knowssomebody, you know, could be a
way inside. Hey leaders lead and I
appreciate it. Nonetheless.
Oh, Japanese anything for a friend?
It's sort of patch you on the back and goes, well, I suppose I
have a bit of a few worries of my own, if you don't mind me
spinning a tale, you see of all this time.

(01:13:25):
I've had in this body, I've actually gotten to a fight here.
I've scared people. An ally.
Sure. And I, well, enough was able to
flush my way out of prison, quite easily.
I might add these people are so gullible, but more.
So than that, I'm any sort of flexes his arms and squeezes his
fists. Not quite sure what I'm capable
of I was able to purchase myselfwith a great sword, but I'm not
sure I'm a bit nervous for our battle tomorrow.

(01:13:48):
I haven't gotten in a fight and what if I'm not as strong as I
thought, or what if I'm not as dexterous or well, equipped with
a blade and oh, what was yet, what if I die?
And one? Swipe, and I didn't know how
fragile I was I worried. I might be a bit of a hindrance
tomorrow. My spirit is not quite in it.
You see how about we can trust Barn a bit tomorrow morning.

(01:14:11):
You know that way you still keepyour energy levels up for the
actual fat but you can test a little bit maybe to see like
maybe we were limits are wonderful idea.
How Charming my old chap. That is a fantastic proposition.
I would love that and finding a limit.
Exactly what I want. Do you see a normally when I go
into a battle? I have no fears knowing that,

(01:14:33):
well, in Valhalla. If I perished, I would just sort
of re-establish myself in the ghostly form, just a few minutes
hours days later. However, long it takes to recoup
or realize, and well, here I'm abit frightened.
There's some sort of human fear in me.
I'm not sure, but I suppose, if I die here, I believe I die
forever. And I don't know where I go next
and I don't know. It leads me to believe.

(01:14:54):
I might not have the same fighting spirit.
I don't want to freeze up as all.
So yes, I'll take you up on thatoffer, I appreciate them.
Yeah, of course. I mean, I know how important
that find spirit, is trust me. Yes, you'll have to teach me
about that strange item. You haven't hit by the way,
Sergeant. I've seen you used it a few
times and it seems to create some sort of very fast moving

(01:15:15):
projectile. I believe, item a motive
engineering that and well I'm sure if we took a look at it, I
could perhaps bring it home. I'm not sure for a face has yet
to distracted. By other things.
He will change. I mean, once you introduce guns,
Do an area that. Didn't have guns before.

(01:15:36):
I think you're going to find that quite a few things.
We're gonna start changing, it was I mean it's just because
it's so much easier to, you know, do some real damage.
Especially if you're you know, you got.
There are various kinds of firearms.
This one, this one's just like more, so kind of like a hand
pistol. But, you know, we had some

(01:15:57):
people that use these these kinds of firearms that were
called Snappers and those Those could really pick them up.
I see such and such unusual vocabulary, you use.
I've never heard of these before.
I have to start noting them down.
To bring back to Regency. It gives you a smile and sort of
on the back again. Thank you again.
El Chapo, I appreciate the encouragement.

(01:16:19):
Can't wait to see you tomorrow morning, then.
Yeah, we're gonna start real good.
All right. The rest of your watch store
goes by without a hitch. And you guys wake up the next
members, I guess you guys didn'tdecide who does the second
watch? I got to decide who I was gonna
wake up. Oh yeah.

(01:16:39):
Decide. people, you One person. I'll choose the other.
How about that? Alright, here I go.
He sort of stands up and Moses around the room looks at
everyone sort of turns to do them.
Looks at you in the eyes of bed,then turns back over and you
see, he swiftly kicks right intothe ribs Malibus in the side who

(01:17:01):
goes off, right? You are on Sports, I speak.
I believe I've selected my next individual off you go malagos.
This is your punishment for not staying up on the first wash
fucking me away. And oh, it's like extra

(01:17:21):
polishing with malaga's. Hey, I was selected as the
number one favorite NPC cat. Forget that I'm gonna walk over
to doom and lightly tap, his body.
Really like, this is gonna be aninteresting.
Combo does Dylan sleep? Well, let me up.
I've always been up. wait, you know, sleep know you unable had

(01:17:47):
a great conversation How do you?Sitting idly.
It's kind of cool. You got solar panels.
Know, that's a shame. Oh, just somebody off.
You go to bed. You fucking bitches Malaga.
Sort of shoves able behind him with sort of quietly.

(01:18:09):
Giggles, he looks like it's you and me a robo bitch.
Sorry that was offensive me a robot.
Maybe that's more offensive. Don't let me there.
Yes. Are you don't like you're not
like a chat or are you on a watch?
I like usually I am a part of everyone, that's fair.

(01:18:31):
But yeah, if you're joined him you know you ever fought like
you needed to put your input in.I feel like you probably hear a
lot. Oh wait, what have you heard?
Oh my god, dude. Him to tell me all the shit, you
heard. Well, they weren't my
conversations to share. What?
Yeah, but you were there for him.
So everyone automatically consented to you being a part of
him, you know? So what is the most say in his
private moments? I don't think I'm allowed to say

(01:18:53):
that. Ah, boo, you're no fun.
Well, next time, I'm on watch with somebody else.
You should put your voice in. I want to hear what you got to
say. You know, it's if I'm saying
something real stupid and you'relike malicious, what do you say?
And I can try that, but it does take a lot of power to
interject. Power.
We need power like energy or like like force of will.

(01:19:14):
Well, I sort of have to turn myself back on to interject.
Oh. So you have to like sort of like
a standby mode? Exactly.
Yeah, that's sort of interesting.
Well listen, I won't bother you can be in standby mode if you
want for the watch. I'll just sort of sit by.
He gives you a sharp smile and sort of pets your head.
Bonk Bonk, you're a good robot to them.
Thanks, you see Malaga, distance.

(01:19:35):
Sort of sit out. And he looks to pull out a small
greasy, green notebook from inside of his coat and began
writing something in it. Why is it greasy goat?
And the rest, the wash goes by, without a hitch, do them.
You notice. Nothing comes by, you, don't
hear any walking down the hallways and the windows are
undisturbed, you guys are left. Pretty much alone with that,

(01:19:57):
everyone can add a long rest as another day goes by.
You all wake up the next morning.
Probably a bit early than normaljust a bit anxious for the day's
battle. It's bit hard to get sleep when
you know you're gonna be I thinksomeone to the death the next
day. For some of you maybe for some
of you you sleep like a baby though, maybe the most wakes up
real fine. But you guys all wake up.

(01:20:20):
All right. Good start to the day.
Let's have a good one out there and kill us a monster fake
creature. Haha.
All right the lady of pain. All right, let's be gone.
Do we stop the sneak around? Town know, we can be sure we

(01:20:42):
could attack if we wanted to. I mean, I think there is up
though, right? I mean he knows where we are,
right? Okay, let's go into it.
The lady of pain. All right, so you guys make your
way then out of the room, you all descend to the stairs,
having been prepared for the dayand just as you enter, you see,
jack knife posted up at the bar sort of scrubbing.

(01:21:05):
It idly and turns up and gives you guys a big smile as you all
walk in and goes, oh, hey, good morning.
And you guys are begin, walking and she goes.
So where we going today? We are coming with us.
It's a saying where you go to today?
Oh, right. Are you mad at us?
Because of last night, I'm sure I get to be a little mad at you,

(01:21:27):
but it's not a big deal. All right.
I just want to see if you remember this because if you
didn't know, it was definitely Savage.
Sure, whatever. I don't care.
Um, listen, are you guys like gonna be gone?
A while is this something I needto worry about?
Or we're just ah, I look at my group.
I have no idea. We're way in over our heads.

(01:21:48):
Oh shit. You guys need like, help or
something? I, I want to.
I want you to die with us too. Well, you know, financial help
is always exactly. Haha.
Yeah that's a good one. No no, I don't think I'll be
doing that. We understand.
Yeah. Well, listen.
All right. Be safe out there.
And when should I expect you back?

(01:22:09):
Just because the bar might be running.
So, you know, need to set aside some stuff.
Hello, is this thing on? Okay, keep doing this with you.
I mean, we could be out all night.
Honestly. All right, just thought I'd ask
have a good day, then she smilesand ways you guys off.

(01:22:31):
Oh, never mind. So, was that one jack knife too?
Or was that one notch? I Still felt like that.
But it's not less likes, which made me scared that maybe
neither of them was out next possible.
He's able to make some like clone thing but I hope not.

(01:22:52):
I just I mean you did sort of scare him off last night or a
face. If that was Mavericks, the sort
of like, you know, gave him the watch for you, right?
He thought that was cool. Oh yeah, I bet if that was him
just now he would probably a little scared to like be too
pushy, you know, because you're really scared nice and you guys
exit the room then heading down for a while down the stairs

(01:23:14):
across the bridges, and eventually down to the bottom
layer, you can find now drive from all the water having left
the night before and um, rather early this morning, I should say
the Tide's pulled in, you find the entrance to the lady of
pains, Flying Fortress, a small unassuming dwarf frame and
Archway in the very bottom layerof.
I think the grease pits you guyshead down or not hassled by too

(01:23:36):
many people but he was a lot more awake today.
A lot more people bustling aboutthe general inhabitants of
circad. You guys spent a decent amount
of time here. So you actually recall, you
know, not any names but you recognize, if you people who
seem to walk by on their daily chores, metal workers.
Tanners even just general Postman doing their jobs around
here. People, you guys recall from

(01:23:56):
your time as you arrive you're met by the two guards who are
stationed out front of this specific entrance to the lady of
pains Fortress both wearing on their heads.
These giant iron masks that lookto sort of be pretty heavy and
tilt their faces down a bit, oneof them, very rhythmically holds
out of spear, as you guys all approach and go.
All right, we're here to see thelady of pain.

(01:24:20):
Yeah right I get that but I'm just curious.
Like are you guys you know here by a point?
Man you got reservation or just a show it up.
I request. All right.
Something The figure sort of steps aside and goes, we're
gonna have to walk you in like normal show.
You understand. But yeah, good luck in their
whatnot. Thank you.

(01:24:41):
And you guys are letting side you recall.
Same as last time, there is a older figure that Waits by a
giant velvet curtain that gets moved aside.
And he goes, she all feel a whoosh of wind as you pass
through it onto the platform hundreds and hundreds of feet up
on the lady of pains Fortress. You are led by a guard who
maneuvers you through the palace, on his way to the small

(01:25:04):
war room that you will recall being before the old man speaks
to you guys unfamiliar and recognizing you all.
Oh yeah, she's been a question. Sometimes, should you visit the
old lady of pain? She's been quite busy since she
left quite a few attacks, quite a few hours.
All put under the iron boot of the great lady as I would expect
from such a great lady. Yes.

(01:25:26):
Yes. Well, I suppose do I, you know,
make sure to give her the time it's just she's been Quite busy
lately with some stressful things, and I imagine seeing
some friendly faces would be nice for her, I take it, you all
bring good news from wherever you hail the circuit.
We have we have been on our mission and not here but yeah,
sure. I mean you say that like I know
that, I don't know that. Sure.

(01:25:47):
No. I'm telling you because I want
to know what's happening here. Oh yes.
Or quite a few things. Let's see.
Well, we had our flow tide Festival.
It was quite wonderful. We're quite successfully too.
Only a few muggings in a bit of Robert here.
And what else? Then after that, I heard this
been quite a Ruckus In the the Actors Guild.

(01:26:08):
She recalled there's a bit of a guild around here and they've
unfortunately had some sort of falling out between the director
and the lead actor. Oh, horrible thing really the
Arts will suffer and circuit. The lady, Dane herself to
investigate that sort of business.
Oh no. Not really.
I did. I'm sure she asked someone to go
take a look at it. One of her, you know, the gods

(01:26:31):
around here with the Big Stone masks that you've seen, but no,
she would never date into investigate herself.
Just wondering, of course, of course.
Yes. You know, I heard it was quite
the explosion of some sorts, right?
Right before we left, we never got a chance to hear what
happened? Oh yes.
When did you all leave? Was that about the time of that

(01:26:52):
Siege on the, on the castle here, the Fortress was sieged,
we there for that Fortress was saged.
Yes, for you all there for that.No goodness.
Bye bye. Who, who would have done that?
Weren't here for that. That was a big deal.
That was very big deal. I would have been defending, of
course, of course. Yes.

(01:27:13):
Well, unfortunately, there was abit of a scuffle.
You see some entity made an attack on the, on the Fortress
here, not a lot of people can fly up here, but I suppose it
was some sort of wizard or spellcaster, that could fly and
hurled most of fire at the Fortress.
It practically burned to the ground, only by the ladies great
protection. Where we say, saved.

(01:27:33):
Oh God, and you don't know who, well, the rumors do spread you
see, some people think it might have been that smoldering
corpse. The one that lived in Jackpot,
but that can't be right because that man's been burning for for
hundreds of years. I've Been Told It wasn't him.
It is true that Jack and I wasn't how is this motoring

(01:27:54):
corpse anymore? Rumor has it that she merely
douched him with fire in the bones, trouble to the ground.
But a few around here think thatthe figures somehow survived and
well as you all recall it was a punishment given up by the lady
herself. So it would imply the attack on
the Fortress but it's all right.How great lady that Beast down
to Cinders burned him to nothing.

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Hope he's been vanquished. Yes.
Yes, the good lady vanquished him.
Oh, quite good. It was quite an epic duel.
You see the entire town was stuck in the thrall of this
great battle of our, where the patron of our great town and
this villain, I think it's one for the song was one for the
ages, for sure. Yeah.
You wouldn't have, of course know anything about that, right?

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Oh, I wish we did. Oh my goodness.
I feel like our duty was here and so kind of out in the
material plane. No, it's no matter.
The good lady did her best to calm the citizens of of circad
telling them. It wasn't a big deal to Vanquish
this great and horrible enemy. But I myself believe it was a

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great at finding the lady did for a great City.
Yes, he's about you. What you been up to?
Oh me. Well, I'm here as usual.

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Like I had people in and out, the lady has been getting a few
more guests than regular common folks such as yourself.
Now, not to call you comment. Of course, you are quite the
savior of the city after the great father, Lucius salt.
But rather, what I mean, is, she's been doing more dealings
with the comment folk, hiring those of lower status to do jobs

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for her and giving them a great bit of gold, I myself.
See it as a great economic boostfor this place.
You see her coffers with merely just sitting there collecting
dust, but now she's really stimulating the market by
putting that goal back in circulation.
Oh, why? Wow, quite wise.
Yeah. So these are, of course, dealing
the time, I myself have heard nothing up.
I mainly walk you folk to and from her, I don't really have a

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hear what happens at the room. Anyone anyone, we might know
who's been taking up these. These offers lets me think, um,
you've heard of old marble braids.
Yeah, good friends with marble braids.
Really. I'd say so.
Well, after the whole marble braids for the incident with
Forge toe, you see, there was a bit of an uproar on the dwarves

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community. And well, I believe there was
some dealings there and old dwarf walked out with quite a
smile on his face and a big old bag of what I imagine was coins
on his way out of dealing there.A lot more deals with the grease
pits individuals as well. I'm sure no one you have dealt
with of course, but she advised quite a few people in and they

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leave with sacks. How generous I thought?
So too, just another great thing.
The great lady does for all fantastic town hall and with
that you guys are led to the door, he gives you guys a wave
and says, oh, do enjoy yourself in there.
And let me know if you have any questions.
And with that you guys are all dead inside.

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The lady of pain sits or rather hovers, just a few inches off of
her seat as she has done. Every time you've come in here
before, her great giant stone orprops, Iron Mask sits delicately
upon her face and she rests easily with a shoulder sort of
propped up with her arm Speak, you know, she's alone in the

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room. There are no other people here.
Oh, hello, we're here for your quest.
We wanted to give a status update.
Yes, the mask nods once and goes, excellent.
I'm so glad you all were able toreturn to my great city of

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circad and Bemis yourself with me with this task.
It is not an easy one. I assure you.
In fact, I am quite confident. You all won't make it out,
perfectly unscathed, but no matter, I know your old Brave,
confident that full hearted adventurous who will do just as
they are asked, isn't that right, my lady.

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Excellent. Your job is simple.
I want you to kill, Zev Rick's the boundless, you see?
I've spent quite a bit of time, putting up with these Shelby,
same amusing ideas. He has for my city but it just
gone too far and I put up with him too much.
Yes. Maybe we all be rid of him.
Yes. I believe that he was personally

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responsible for the freedom of the great wizard, October, that
stormed this castle and burned about half of my gods to dust.
And that was the final straw. Is that a problem?
Well, private conversations withthe bartender.
Jackknife revealed that she was not here.

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When whatever happened happened to the smoldering corpse and she
believes, she saw zebras into anexit around the same time.
Does that hold up with all of your understandings?
I, as I understand it, you all were there.
That day on the attack knife wasnot there.
Thank goodness, could have hurt so many people.
Can you give me a deception? Just waiting for so much to

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talk. Yeah, it was it was a good thing
that we were pretty busy gettingready to leave the leaf socast.
It was that so I was, I wasn't aware that you are left that
day. Well, you know, it's we were in
quite a hurry after we heard some troubling news by Art small

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blue friends goddess, So we had to leave quite immediately.
Yes. He that's why we need the reward
in the first place. Actually is because well, my
brother's dead. But we're gonna bring him back.
Yes. With with of course your grace
after completing this Mission expeditiously, my queen your

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brother is dead. You say how interesting her mask
leans forward, as she sort of leans in and goes and you wish
to undo it. My meddling with the dark arts
are we? You know, it is not natural for
the dead to become living again with that sort of turns the
knowledge that or a face and Chuckles.

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Now, I I he is much better alivethan Undead as he is now.
But this does bemused me but does not bother me.
I wish you the best of luck in your task at hand to fix your
brother's push every colors his ailment.

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Thank you. My lady.
Further than I suppose. You want to talk payment now.
Do you? It's one of our goals?
Yes. Yes, right.
Well, you have my blessing to kill him.
In fact, every Garden, this citywill turn a blind eye to your
doing. So in fact, most of the citizens
of this city will do. So as well, not by my own
instruction, they all just hate the best.

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It's so much. They'll see him dead before they
do anything about it. So you'll have the entire city
as your playground so to speak. Now I would not take that too.
Literally, please don't destroy any property or buildings like
the last time you will got in a fight.
Yeah, yeah. Unfortunately, I wish I could
give you more information about his whereabouts, only that I've

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rated his entire home. I do believe that that would put
him at quite a disadvantage. We found a great.
Many Magic artifacts that we've stood away.
The only thing we couldn't take out of that, damn room was the
Blasted mirror. It was too bulky and something
stuck in place. Some sort of magic that I
couldn't break even myself, but it's better.

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It's clear. Now, in fact, I've placed quite
a few, Arcane seals and locks onthe commands and controls for
that mirror, that would not be easy to break, even by someone
of his caliber. A stationed a few guards around
his building to make sure no oneleaves or enters but they're
common folk. I imagine he might still have a
way in, so be warned. Thank you for the heads up.

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Thank you for the helpful information.
Yes, of course. Now I'm going to do something
here that I don't often do Because it's quite an unusual
feat to kill someone for me. You see?
Normally I would simply ask you to perhaps apprehend or dissuade
or even Exile a person but to kill them is a very important

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task. You understand me and my title I
did not earn my pseudonym of pain for nothing.
So I challenge you with this with a kind heart.
What do you believe? The death of Xavier's worth?
She killed her giant mask to theside and waits.

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Fuck was not ready for that question.
Okay, I'm gonna go look at your Google doc where you give all
the shops. I think it's worth.
That's yeah. 1200 306. Could we make like a educated

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guess on how rich the lady of pain is?
um, Sure, give me like a I suppose, I want like an Insight.
Check for that, that's a 16 on that, that's pretty good.
I suppose you would assume the ruler of any city is likely to

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be pretty wealthy and somebody who seems to have a lot at her
disposal as the lady of pain. Also your conversation with the
sort of personal advisor. And the guide earlier, the older
gentleman, who sort of guided you guys in told you that she
had a lot of money that was sortof sitting around.
So you imagine for somebody in that amount of power she

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probably has north of 100,000 gold pieces. 2100 Percentages.
Forget the most so I should get 50%.
Oh, Like how much like I feel like this problem is worth at

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least 20% of her total Network here?
I've seen what she has offer. We should start always How much
is the price of income? The life.
Okay. I'm my gut is saying 10 based
off the items I've been seen butmaybe thousands or ten gold 10

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gold. I've yeah I've talked at those.
10 gold. Everybody can I hear 10 gold?
10 gold. Can I have 20?
Love for people that doesn't feels feels good.
I mean, how many of us are there?
I feel like 1,000 per person? Maybe, we'll, maybe 1,000 new
100 per person or someone in that some way in their rail.

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You guys have eight people. I think so good.
Yeah. And we can all take the the
Monty money off the top and split it each way.
Monty's. One of our eight.
No, I was not counting, Monty ortick those two are because kind
of combatants. Now, if you want to count Monty
a tick that we'd take off the money needed a resurrection

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Monty, then the rest eight ways?Oh, yeah, because Monty's,
already gonna cost 2000 so, oh Lord.
That's basically the two KX right there.
So, get a little less than 1000 if we get 10K.
So let's go for 12K. Well, we just need 120 for Monty
right now. Oh yeah, even better.

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So if you come to a decision Miley, my lady my off, I would
say that killings average is worth 10,000.
Gold piece 12000. Let's see.
I'll challenge you. 8000. Classic fucking leader.

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We kind of want to read so we can't really walk my lady.
It's no secrets has been a blight on this town for how many
years now and I feels like everyperson I bump into in this town
has some horrific story, having to deal with Savage myself
included. And look, I know it would be a

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great kindness if we could just dispose of him for even free
because that's what I wish I could do.
But you know, these things Unfortunately they cost
resources and we've actually already had to put in some
resources just to Divine where he was on the material Realm.
Yeah, I see you. Make a good point.

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Roll me, a persuasion check their the most Purse waiting.
Oh, dirty 20, you're correct. She sort of tilts the giant
Stone mask once again, regardingyou and response.
You know, right? It is no surprise and she's a
well, pardon me he is a blight on my Society.

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There is a sense of urgency thatmy common is of average and the
hope of his dismissal from this town.
So and you see her Molotov over and with a 20, she responds,
right? You said 10,000, that's the
number I heard from you hire Vallejo.
So, I will accept this amount and I will pay this amount on

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one condition that you don't destroy any major piece of
property of my city. Understood that stipulation is
very important. If a building goes down, your
reward goes down. You all understand.
Yes, yes. My lady quite reasonable good
then right now. It's at 10,000 gold pieces and
not a cent more return to me with proof of his death and I

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shall give you your payment, good luck.
And you have my support. I wish you the best.
What? Question, my lady, not
pertaining to our payment Speak.Oh, you mentioned that Savvy X
and akhtar. I thought zfix freed Oxford.
Were they allies in life? No, they weren't.
But it is very like zavar X. The boundless to create some

(01:42:39):
sort of Chaos in such a sense offreeing and enemy.
You'd be surprised to hear or rather.
I'd imagine you've not surprisedto hear that many of the folks
that zabrac sent to be exiled and other planes for his
enjoyment were close friends of his, not only were enemies sent
out, but even some of his best closest allies, he would send
out into those rails to be tortured by the locals, and he

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would watch along and giggle. That's the kind of chaos that I
want to out of my town and go onforever.
It's the type of person who would likely free October
despite all the proven disrespect, he's had for that
wizard. I believe me together disrespect
yes. Many many folks have seen
average actively in South and throw things at Paul okta, as he

(01:43:26):
burned alive for eternity. Now, of course, I was the one to
punish the wizard. The Burning was important and
necessary for his punishment butZach's hassling on top of that,
that was on welcome. I see.
So just in case you know if thatworks freed akt, I could see a
world where that should make aktar to fight on zebras behalf.

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Do you have any idea where OCT is or what he's been up to or
what we should expect from him? Well, luckily I disintegrated
him, he no longer exists. Oh, haven't you?
Heard there was a great battle for that, this very Fortress
dozens of my men died, trying tofight off that flame devil.

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It wasn't until I was able to remove myself from my very fine
chair here and she passed the side and Float all the way out
there and deal with him myself was not easy.
I might add not tease at all. What sound easy?
So he's on countable, I wouldn'teven waste your time with it.
I'm just ahead. Do you have any other questions?

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If not be on with it? I suppose not, they thank you
for your time, my lady. Yes, of course it's the least
like a do for the favor. You're giving the city and don't
mistake this as a general city out of nothing.
What you're doing, will absolutely help this realm and

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help the city of become stronger, the financial gain you
might acquire from. It is merely recompensation for
how much good you will do. You understand that understood I
only asked that you might spend some of that money here in town,
inject it into the economy as they say we do.
So have missed you here. She tilts her mask, the other

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way. Thank you.
My lady. This is like a second home.
Right off, you go. And one last piece of advice.
Yes, Mavericks. He is clever, but he is very
alone right now and that makes him dangerous.
If you kill him for me, this city will remember you as more
than just Travelers, when you see, he's very alone.
What about his regular accomplices?

(01:45:37):
You know, that hands in the like, I've personally seen to
read hands that ogre. Yeah, I don't believe yet, any
other accomplices to name, okay,good to know when you say you've
seen Red Hands. Is he alive?
Still don't be Daft. I haven't killed the poor man.
Okay, now I'm really keeping himin a safe location somewhere
that I will not disclose to you until this is average business,

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washes over. He was too afraid to share
anything with me or even still help in this murder until his
adverts was taken care of. I believe is a lot of power over
him. He does, yes, so let's just say
he's in witness protection. All right?
You should be oh, and just as a mine and note that establishment

(01:46:22):
of his that I raided. I do believe I took everything
out of it, but if for some reason, my eyes did not catch
any. Let's say, invisible items
floating around, or hidden things that I wasn't aware of
do, be sure to inform me of those.
They are property of the state. Of course, do whatever you like
with this body as well. Just bring me back evidence of

(01:46:43):
his death. She nods and there's nothing
more to say whatever you like with his body.
That's unusual. And you guys exit on your walk
back. The older gentleman talk to you,

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I hope it. Well, she's Spirits.
After you all talked with her, Ibelieve some of her favorite
citizens of God. Oh, well, you guys get to the
job done without much complaining and as she wants
told me you guys, Never mind. I won't share that.
Have an excellent day. Well, she just says, you guys

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all have enough of a misguided competence that you would never
think about turning on her. Competence to me.
Yeah. Yeah, you know that would be
misguided about that. special from her, it's just I die in
seconds. What?

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Do you think we want to do to his body?
Oh, I was just taking that to meand we could steal whatever we
wanted off of it. Oh yeah, that's sort of why I
was getting. Now she doesn't know what was on
his body and what was in his house when we kill him, right?
What was that? Not shut up old man.
Just exit heading back out of the great Fortress descending

(01:48:13):
and you guys hear the loud pop as you travel through the
archway and then you return to sort of the main of circuit
Okay, so the plan is to in basically go into South Africa's
home and catch him off guard there.
I don't think we're going to touch attacking in his home that
we're out of the lady of pains thing right now just Central

(01:48:35):
area of circle. Okay.
Well, the original plan was to get awkward to try to bait him
out, right? But iftar is disintegrated, that
might not work so well. So I can't be the only one that
thought that was total horse piss, right?
Yeah. Sorry I suspected My Touch have
been fully. True also disintegrate burn

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alive. The guy who was burning for
eternity. He was a fucking flame wizard.
You can't kill. Like I was fire right.
That makes no sense. Oh, that's interesting.
Certainly cannot trust her word for just that, but We know it.
They at least fought it seems. Yeah, that's true.
She can't say that. In front of them, I think Doom
hangs on every word. What do you think, Doom, you

(01:49:17):
still think a lady of pain is soorderly after requesting
someone's death. I think this is Justified.
I think so true. Well, what is your plan?
It's tough one, right? Because I think before we move
forward we need to confirm or deny.
That. Okay, tarte is dead.
We have any way of doing that. Well, why would the lady lie to
us? She's a woman.

(01:49:40):
I respect quite a bit, so I don't turn to badmouth her but
sometimes leaders have to lie totheir people to keep their
faith, right? So perhaps it's that she wants
to people to feel safe and feel like the threat has been
eliminated, even if maybe not somuch very well spoken or a face,
I can stand true to that. Most leaders will have to lie to

(01:50:00):
their people, for better, for the worst.
Just keeps the mind at ease. I'm sure it wasn't personal to
lie to friends, especially if that old guy is right, and she
really does like spending time with us.
I mean she would just have to tell the same thing to every
person, you know, couldn't trustleak in the information.
If she said, it's something different.
I mean she wouldn't even tell uswhat red hands is kept.
So yeah. I imagine we're still sort of

(01:50:23):
underneath to know basis. I mean, which makes sense we've
worked with her before, but it'snot like, we're trusted
long-term allies, you know, do we want to go forward with this
oxheart plan at all? Yes, I think so.
Well, we would have to what, at the very least, send to him.
And then I don't know. On top, we might have to what
free him. If he's imprisoned issues, able

(01:50:46):
to catch him again. But if I was him, my number one
priority about literally, everything else on Earth would
to be not to be captured by her again.
And my only other reservation isthat he seemed to like
destroying things. Oh, and all let's say, I'll be
rolled hinders on just destroying things.
The very least, what are going to try to attacks outside of

(01:51:12):
town, regardless, right? I said, no problem with us
tearing up his fucking shop, youknow, my lady already rated it.
So if we, you know, do some zapson the walls and explosions in
there, you know, no harm. Well, the fear is, he has an
advantage inside of this shop, but imagine the lock on his face
when he really scared the piss out of him.

(01:51:34):
Would be nice. I can't imagine myself scaring
him. we could ask for flexi who,Him too.
I would rather work with flicks seed than okay.
I don't see why we can't work with both of them.
I mean, if octopus still alive. Well, if October was purposely

(01:51:55):
hidden by the lady of pain, which he not be angry with us
for freeing him and using him. And we know where plexus, I'm
assuming, I don't think we should free Oxford from any sort
of jail, but I'm assuming aktar hasn't been captured first
place. It's like, we'd be actively
working with an enemy of the lady of pain.
She would get angry with us. Yeah, that's true.

(01:52:15):
I don't know if it would hurt tosend to him, I mean, we could
just ask, hey, are you alive? And also do you think this guy
would be better dead? So when I asked me, Updates.
I'd be pretty inclined to work together.
I know if all we have to do is tell him.
Hey, we're going to attack, and he says, okay, I'll come help
then, that is not necessarily our fault, right.

(01:52:38):
I'm not very good at this thing.I don't know.
I just excited. We're not doing it in my
shopping anymore. Thank you guys for not exploding
that place. I was a little sad when we said
we would do it there. I won't like he You are not but
guess of course I thought it wasthe only option but, you know,
it's very organized that and it really hate to have it explode.
There's such a brat sometimes. Turns the side away.

(01:53:01):
I like that. Okay so OCT contact our not
contact our chart say I for the contact akt I okay say I forgot
contacting Ox art, hi two peopledidn't vote as least.
I feel like I don't know enough about William to really say to

(01:53:22):
to have an opinion about it. Yeah, I could go either way on
it. Um, I guess speaking to him
wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.
Doom. Bring up a good.
You know, involving ourselves with people who the lady of pain

(01:53:43):
does not. Like, that's true.
I don't have some money. Not, I don't know if we want to
raise giving that up because we work with somebody.
You know, she didn't approve of where we do it.
I don't know how she would even know.
I would rather not default to deceit.
Yeah. And then, I don't know.
We're already lying. What are like tail?

(01:54:07):
The lady of pain. If you found out, we were
getting paid for it. It's I think I'm now leaning
towards Dooms side of things. I think I have foolish ulterior
reasons for watching to see him and we shouldn't let that
interfere with the matter at hand, foolish, alternative
reasons. Oh, shut the fuk up malagos.

(01:54:29):
because you, I thought he was sexier.
Oh, I heard. He looks like me too.
Oh, you're disgusting. Okay, it's just that.
If he's related to values, he might be related to Islam.
And so maybe he knows about Yeah, yeah.
Well we can keep him in mind forthe next thing we get in trouble

(01:54:52):
with next time. Next time we shouldn't get him
involved. This is clearly we already
talked to watch one. Yeah.
Plus I mean if he finds out about the money, then some other
pollution, the split it up person who was not on fire, most
of their life cares about money.Yes, he's an.

(01:55:15):
I want to see him again. You guys keep going on about how
handsome he was and I want to see his beautiful handsome face.
So I'm thinking what's the harm incident into him.
Nobody figures out. If you sent to someone right,
you could just ask him. Like hey man, what's up?
We don't it's all it is is information.
Maybe? Just not now is we can do it
another time. All right, whatever, let's see,

(01:55:35):
flexi and state. Yeah, I think that's a good
idea. All right, then to find flexi
you guys have to go higher into the towers ascending one of the
further Towers on the edge of the town, going up and up, and
up until you reach the very top floor.
Several hundreds of feet above the ground floor, at about the
10th floor in total, on the 10thfloor here, you enter into

(01:55:59):
flixiz restaurant, which you recall is called the turchin
tortoise. Inside a weight staff, but looks
like a portly man with a large mustache.
And a sort of balding head looksat you all ages.
You he wears standard looking tuxedo that matches the sort of
General High Class Vibes at the restaurant.
Good morning, my friends. And unfortunately we're not open

(01:56:22):
for meals yet but I'll take reservations for the evening.
Yes, we're here to see Flexi With the Master's busy right
now. What does the Beast to protect
with? Oh, it's a matter of life and
death. And demos is gonna pull out his
age bottle of wine from mechanist and handed over.

(01:56:42):
And I am sure he would be more than happy to see us just the
figure nods and sort of starts walking off turns back for a
moment to look at all of you andstares for a moment longer on
higher. About four minutes go by and no

(01:57:03):
one appears. Then after a while he comes back
empty-handed and sort of with a cheery look.
And he goes right to the master.We'll see you.
You're right. That he accepted the bottle with
most graciousness piece head this way.
Perfect. And you guys begin to enter
Samir sort of elbows. You the most and goes.
How did you know that with water?
That was awesome. Oh, I just had a feeling that,

(01:57:24):
you know, is he gave that to me as a sort of to make amends for
my accidental death. So, you know, it kind of felt
like calling in a favor Well, it's clearly worked.
Um, it's just pretty hard to getto access some of these Hydro
classic individuals in circuit this specialty.
Didn't you used to work for him?Well, yes that is true but that

(01:57:49):
was a long time ago. Haha, food related, Yes, it was,
it was when I first started before I knew I wanted to open
up a shop. Is that why?
You're such a great cook. Thank you.
It was actually three Chef. I was the beta here.
Oh, did you learn how to do that?

(01:58:09):
The plane of Elemental fire know, I'm mostly learned here.
It was luck that I managed to get in with a job at such a fine
place. I believe, fixie just took pity
on me because I was an outsider,and well, I suppose as with most
mechanical creatures, I learned pretty fast.
Haha, Now, my enjoyment of thesethings did start in the plane of

(01:58:34):
Elemental fire. I just love pastries.
They're very nice. They are right and you guys had
deeper in. Eventually, you are a lead
passed, all the closed double doors, that enter, all the
private dining rooms as you recall here, there are no public
dining spaces. And said you've got a private
room with a private waitstaff passing all these rooms.
Some of the doors are open and their weight stuff in their
cleaning tables or setting lightfixtures.

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And you eventually enter a back Corridor that leads to a sort of
servants tunnel which eventuallyleads out to a small office.
You recall the last time you were here, this office is fairly
a modestly sized and filled withpapers.
The door is about half open and as you guys get closer you hear
a Gruff voice from inside cabinet and the individual who
are sort of guiding you back here.

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The front desk man pulls aside and Bows to you all as you pass
by and cram into the small room that could barely fit all of
you. In fact it's so small that like
some of the larger of you who Jaya after sort of wait in the
door frame and sort of poke yourhead in the room is absolutely
filled with parchment and papers.
Everywhere you see recipes written out menus Written out

(01:59:40):
days of the week marked with certain meals that are prepared
each night. You know you're sort of soup of
the days as well as daily specials.
Just a lot of cooking Menagerie all over the place inside.
You also are greeted by the devil flixi.su

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His hair is slicked back and sort of dark maroon red, and his
eyes are solid yellow and glinting, his skin is sort of
ashy white and he has too long, white horns that stick straight
up. He looks like you all as you
enter and his solid yellow eyes glow.
As he smiles, crookedly and goes, welcome on in.
Please have a seat. Thank you for taking time.

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Yes, of course I got this fine bottle from your friend here,
right? He sort of gestures in his back
and forth, you know, this was a gift, it's impolite to return a
gift. Yes, well flexi.
I had a feeling that you you enjoy finishing, the things you
stopped and we had a proposition.

(02:01:01):
Would you like to finish what you started that day?
You don't mean that chandelier with average, you know.
Yes, I mean, it was quite the attempt but as you know, he's
still roams free causing Terror wherever he goes. and perhaps,
before we go further flixi.su The devil's eyes grow a bit and

(02:01:28):
then they slam and he smiles andgoes trust me my friend.
If that's damned thing ever replaced me.
This entire city would be in Ruins.
Don't worry. Oh, please continue with your
nation and he turned back towards Well, we've been tasked
with let's say finishing off cervix.

(02:01:50):
We have reason to believe that right now, he's at his weakest
and most alone and well, it would be of great help.
If you aided us in our Venture. Hmm, he sits and holds a scaly
hand to his chin. Rubbing at you see his nails

(02:02:10):
long and sharp sort of scratching at his face pushing
deeply almost looking like, they're deep enough to draw
blood, but he just told his backand eventually pulls his hand
away and goes. You know, I believe the lady of
pain was telling me something about this just the other day.
Some plastic the boundless she was convinced that the that's
horrible pyromancer October was freed by his average and he

(02:02:34):
smiles, really deeply and has this Crook in it and he goes but
we both know that's not true. Is it?
Appears we do. In fact I suppose if she would
know who actually freed doctor that punishment might go on to
them and set of fabrics, wouldn't it?
Such a convenient situation hereto get to kill him?

(02:02:55):
He was tired of quite nicely, wouldn't it?
Yes. And we asked for your help in
this endeavor. He looks at you again, sort of
smiles and goes well as you all know, I'm a businessman and a
quite successful one of that. So I don't think I would be
doing any such thing for free. What is in it for me?
If I could perhaps reframe the whole thing as a bit of an offer

(02:03:19):
Lexi, your great restaurant ordinance.
We are setting out to kill your greatest enemy, zfix, Emmanuel
watched it. He's very strong and while I
think we have a good shot, I think it's by no means a sure
thing. So if there's anything you can
do for us to help, make sure this sticks.
I think it should be mutually beneficial for everyone at hand,

(02:03:40):
if only a persuasion check or face. um, it's an eight.
It's scratches his chin again and goes.
It's a Rex is a glittering parasite.
That's been a thorn in my side for years.
You want him dead? Fantastic.
I'll toast to it and he raises up the bottle.

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That you brought the most. In fact, you see his finger move
quickly on the top and pop the cork, right off a bit of wine,
slips out and slides down the top.
He holds it up, and then pours it gently into an empty glass on
the side of his desk. He raises the glass and sips it,
and then sets it down and he grins.
Let's be honest here. And he looks to each of you.

(02:04:25):
Nothing is free. Nothing in my house.
You want help fine, I'll be there myself to help you, but
you must do something for me a deal.
He Taps a claw on the table veryslow and deliberate.
What would you have to do? Something simple, I suppose,
easy and accessible for you all.I need something he sets for a

(02:04:48):
moment and he thinks hard and you can see a smile growing on
his face as he decides whatever devilish thing he wants you to
do for him. So very rare and greetings was
stolen from me. right off my front, porch and fact A
self-righteous little pests musthave taken it from me and funny
enough. It went to the same night that

(02:05:09):
my door. My front fucking door was taken
off its damn hinges. Ah, it could be the same person.
Could not, who cares. I need you to find this pest.
Whoever's been sniffing around my home and I need you to bring
back. The ingredients they still from
me, the ingredients. Just a bit of bone marrow from a
creature. That's both sentient and legally

(02:05:30):
protected, don't ask it's a human, don't worry my friend
humans are not legally protected.
Oh what What do you think? Are you up to the task?
Well, he's the problems average or Not lyrics.
Click, see, yes. Or are you?

(02:05:53):
Well, I'm a bit of a tight schedule.
The time to kill Zacks, is today.
Well, it's done to find your feet, Helen beerus singing and I
wish I could have had the pleasure of discussing this with
you earlier for you see I would never deign to offer my services

(02:06:13):
before payment is giving up front.
That is how I do my business. Unfortunately, then it seems
we're at an impasse, if only youhad some other friend, some sort
of powerful entity that hates Xavier X, as much as I do that.
You could call on suppose. Anyone like that is dead though
and he smiles. Okay.

(02:06:33):
How about this flexi? Do you know what the fuck is
going on with akt? Because you smiling like you
know, and I think you're smart guy and what you know, see I I
do know something about this butunfortunately that information
is private and information is power, and power is money.
So then we come back to a deal, don't we?

(02:06:54):
I stack up, six, silver coins onhis desk really slowly.
He looks down at it and sort of Chuckles.
Nothing monetary of course information, for information,
why didn't you tell me something?

(02:07:15):
I don't know about the city if you even have that.
Sort of rack my brain for what would be of interest to you.
You'd be surprised at what I'm interested by.
I got quite bored during my lonely hours here, think, quite
often about this great and potent City.
Trent Whispers, Those maps that are supposed to get you out of
here because most people say they don't work.

(02:07:37):
That's true. They don't.
Ya. Oh fuck.
You already know. Okay, Red Hands doesn't like
Savage at all and we'll do business under the table without
having to knowing. Yes, I've done business with him
myself. Wearing corks.
When he raises an eye out. I was attacked she just like

(02:07:59):
laid on the floor underneath thefloating corpse and like put her
fingers up in the fire like to burn them just a little just
fucking cycle sexual I was that I keep going, you're not
reacting with me and persuasion,so he It's a seven.

(02:08:25):
He sort of Squints his eyes, andyou notice he's sort of lazily
gazes toward higher, who was about to say something, as well.
Sort of waiting for you to say it.
I pre premieres or I foresee that the iron lung will affect
the city soon. He means iron Shadows.

(02:08:54):
I think that's true. Oh the laity of pain is trying
to close the portal to the material plane was that?
Yes everyone knows that. Get back to this iron Shadow
thing. Is that a disease?
Yeah. You sort of waves a hand at you
or a face. You highest Speak.
Oh It's an interplanar disease. Now, that comes from another

(02:09:17):
plane, it was brought here by Zach's and his Contraptions
another reason he has been made to put in put down I see, I
should look into this. Have my inquires look into this
as well. See if I can figure out the
origin of this disease, this actually could be quite
profitable for me. No one has a curious?

(02:09:37):
Yeah, no, cure. greasy, you say sort of looks around the room as
I guess for a second and it turns your hair white Roll it
deception. Check.
None of you would have this disease right now. 10, I
shouldn't talk. You Squints his eyes and goes I

(02:09:59):
imagine you're just making up symptoms because you've never
seen it right? Or learned his lesson, I'm Mark.
What are you mute speak up? Ah, hello sir.
It's your friend Brain sick, it looks around the room.
Whatever, that's a waste of my time.

(02:10:20):
Look at us making deals. Like with some sort of lawful
folk how fun but hello to my end, this iron Shadow doesn't
quite inquisitive. And if it's truly is incurable,
as you say kobold, then I could perhaps really see myself
getting into the interest of it.Yes, I do believe that will
quite suffice. Then I shall share something

(02:10:41):
else with you. Okta is not dead, right?
This much. You could have guessed yourself
but what you might not know is that the reason that everyone
thinks he's that him and the great lady of pain made a deal.
Oh, fancy that two greatest enemies in the world and they
struck a bug and oh my god, there was a parent.

(02:11:04):
Now, the specifics of this bug and a Beyond me, but I
understand the Crux of it. Okay.
The lady of pain can tell peoplethat octopus dead decimated by
her own hand, And in return, architect will not bother her or
the city that makes sense. Already a pain would want to
preserve her her sense of image.If she couldn't defeat him

(02:11:25):
outright, it's true as well. She wanted the city to think
that they were safe from such a monster.
Especially a monster killed at the hands of their leader.
It's made her polling quite a much better.
Wait do you do? Know.
But The social polls held every once in a while.
Oh okay. She's not a dictator.

(02:11:45):
Oh my gods. oh, I didn't believe.
So though, I do the suppose, theword people keep using his
deposit of her. Wait, people A lawful man.
Sure, yes, I think she's lawful.Why not?

(02:12:05):
Not awful, man. I thought that was a compliment.
I don't seem like the chaotic type know.
Of course I'm not. In fact I quite like the lady of
pain. You see things are easy with
her. Of course, there are many who
think they could rule this placebetter than her but they're
wrong ruling is hard and she makes it look easy but people

(02:12:26):
really wanted to just wake up the next day and think it's the
same day as the day before. And that's what she gives us
stability. So, I like her there and I
believe the stunts that she pulled with architect will keep
her there for a long time. And now I don't know what that
means for his whereabouts. As I understand, she helped him
off world to some other plane part of this deal that they

(02:12:47):
struck was perhaps to do. So I don't believe a wizard
known for Fire magic as any goodat playing a magic.
He could have burnt this whole city to the ground, but have
been stuck here wasting away in the ashes.
So I guess both of them got something out of the deal and
you don't know what plane it was.
Like I told you that only holds between the lady of pain and
oktas. I can't imagine where a wizard,

(02:13:09):
like that would go. Perhaps to go finish all the
unfinished business, but on the material plane, who knows what
is still alive? Quite powerful, too.
He left me a little trinket of remembering.
What do you guys close? He smiles?
No, not at all but I just have that away with people don't.
I Yeah, yeah. You do.

(02:13:30):
Maybe the reason I know this information is all is from him.
You see, I was able to, let's just say intercept his exit from
this plane. I have a few, nice, long words
with the fellow. Okay, very powerful skills and
its just oh yeah. Anyway, he gave me this and he
reaches into the desk beside himand pulls out.

(02:13:52):
A still burning lump of Black Rock, a small flame flickers
around it and you notice the devil holds it in his hands
hands clenched her on the fire and he sort of ways his hand
over it. Completely harmless mind you
some small drink it but nevertheless I do believe it is.
Still has his signature, doesn'tit?
He's sort of waves around the flame.

(02:14:12):
Is it like a Sanding. Still.
But devil sort of shoulders could I identify it?
Sure. Be my guest but I just sort of
looks at you guys all and sort of drugs again, I guess, okay,
with it. He was just rotting on my desk
drawing. Anyway, you may have it really
Yes, I'm in a very generous moodtoday.

(02:14:33):
Consider this a favor to help you destroy that Wizards
polishes again. I couldn't help assist you more,
but I'm sure you understand the businessman.
Can I put my hands? Like, I'm gonna catch it.
He reaches out his hands leans over the table and gingerly.
Places it in your hands without throwing it.
I'll just started in. A fight.
It's in your palm a small black lump of rock.

(02:14:54):
That burns subtly around the edges.
It's not a strong flame. Almost like a small match and it
doesn't burn your hands. It's a touches.
Wow. Alright, if you have anything
else from me, do speak your mindnow or else.
I didn't quite busy today. I'd like to be left alone.
Thank you, for considering our proposal and the other

(02:15:15):
information. Thank you for the Rock very
much. Yes, of course.
Again, I should tell you all I apologize for my behavior.
The first time we met it was notat all dignified know, just been
like, I don't consider myself a an attacker of the innocent and
I quite regret. What happened that day?
I do hope I can mind interactions with certainly a

(02:15:39):
step, a great step forward. Yes, of course.
Good luck. In your establishment of time of
death was the boundless. I do, give you all of my luck in
the world and he smiles again sort of snarls as he does.
So, and says now get out a dog away.
I think for the rock flexi and I'm not asking this from you as

(02:16:01):
a favor, but genuinely that's something.
I think would bring you Joy to pampered into your
conversations. If you wanted to, we're trying
to convince have. We're going to kill him in a
week and a half. So if you see him you might have
a lot of fun being like. I'll see you in a week and a
half body. Okay.
Thank you for the Rockets. Yeah, yeah, you Smiles as you

(02:16:23):
guys exit. As you walk out, you sort of
hold the stone in your hand or face to identify it, and you
guys walk back out of the servants scored, or sort of
walking on your own. Now, retracing your steps back
to the front dorsman, by the front door, But halfway out,
when you realize no one's following you Samir goes well
that's very well. He was in the good mood, I
think. Yeah.

(02:16:44):
Do you trying to you? You're teaching me the other
day. That Devil's daughter actually
good in some way. What's that you were saying?
Oh do them. Well, they're not good, but they
are lawful he didn't like that word.
When I used it though. He did say that he is lawful in
the end, maybe he just wanted toseem a bit, you know, Cutthroat,

(02:17:05):
I guess if you call someone lawful, it might also be
synonymous with, you know, pushover in the business world,
mmm, or predictable, I guess. Exactly.
But he did make a lot of deals with us.
I suppose that's law, right? Yes, I think so.
It's just too bad. We couldn't get into help but
this thing might help you pointsat the Rock is or if I sort of
gets guided along, I'm translating the idea to go here.

(02:17:28):
I think we might have gotten something useful with this
actually, we should still identify it for sure as you guys
exit and you make your way now to the front, you pass by the
front desk, man, who Smiles at you guys, big as you go by and
he goes how did it go? Well, It's worth putting a new

(02:17:50):
recipe or anything, right? Just because, you know, the menu
was pretty constant and I don't know.
Some people try to bring the grandmother's recipe and they're
all very bad. So, um, It was not about that,
right? Fully convinced that this is
also, his average. Just the guard was today, I'm
gonna look at him and say know why we discussed in

(02:18:12):
assassination. Um, it went very well.
He has a great Ally to us. All Um, an assassination is
that, that people keep Whispering about the fucker.
Yes, it's just say he'll have a hell of a time in a week and a
half. You got the Master's help with
that. I'm so surprised.

(02:18:32):
I thought he was like to make deals to do such something that.
Big, what deal did you make withhim?
We we can't just discuss more ofhis information probably without
his consent but I just wanted tosay I love that guy.
Yeah, horse. Of course, I just, you know, you
guys must have made quite a big deal with fixie.

(02:18:54):
It must have cost you quite the bit.
I didn't know that you guys hatethis Saturday so much.
We don't really know. You really didn't like it.
I think you guys were really, it's a good and he smiles sort

(02:19:14):
of awkwardly. And then waves you guys out the
door, okay? Have a nice evening.
Hopefully, I'll see you again soon.
See you again soon. He gives you a big smile as you
leave. That you guys are just treating

(02:19:34):
everyone like their monsters. You just said he smiled at us.
You're fuking crazy. No, one could smile at me.
No, you're the monster. those fucking hell over again.
I hate it. I hate it.
I hate. That's all right.

(02:19:55):
Once we get rid of him and fucking kill him, then maybe it
would be easier to walk around. So sorry, haha.
I'm just, I'm ready to be done with this.
I'm sweet. Yeah, kill him.
Okay, so um, did I get anything for identifying this Stone?
I guess you identifying the stone.

(02:20:16):
So, moving as sort of, having a conversation with this guy,
you're a bit distracted, but I actually exit and you get the
minute to cast it. You can cast it.
And you determined that this spell, sorry, with identified
the spell. You determined this small rock
ease Enchanted. Yes.
In fact, it has quite a powerfulenchantment place, right on it.

(02:20:37):
You can tell this was put on there.
Someone hastily and the strange part of this spell that you can
tell is on this rock is that thespell is not necessarily cast on
the Rock itself. But rather the small
ever-burning flame around it fucking sickening.
This means that if this flame isextinguished in some way then
the spell will dissipate along with it.

(02:21:00):
This flame that sort of dances around the edge of this.
Black rock is a single use cast of the spell incendiary Cloud.
What the fuck. Now, as part of identified, you
just get to know everything about a spell that is cast on
something. I believe so, but let me read

(02:21:20):
identify allowed just to make sure I'm not overplaying, its
usefulness, if the magic it, okay, if it is a magic item or
some of the magic can be viewed object, you learn its properties
and how to use them, whether it requires tune to use and how
many charges it has, if anythingyou learn whether any spells or
affecting the item and what theyare if it was created by a spell
you learn what's spell created it okay so how do you use this?

(02:21:44):
You effectively will throw this rock at a specific point that
you want the incendiary Cloud tobasically be the the center of
It has a range of 150 feet, okay?
Um so I guess go ahead and feel free to look up the spell
incendiary Cloud. If you would like a good thing,
shall I read aloud for the? Yeah, our fans, of course.

(02:22:07):
Yeah. Swirling cloud of smoke shot
through, with white hot Embers, appears in a 20 foot, radius
sphere centered on a point within range, the clouds around
corners and is heavily obscured.It lasts for the duration or
until a wind of moderate or greater speed disperses it when
the cloud appears each creature in, it must make a DEX save a

(02:22:27):
creature. Takes 10 d8 fire damage on a
failed, save or half on a successful one.
And then they also miss make thesaving throw, when they enter on
the beginning of their turn or end their turn there, it's
really 10 feet away from you in a direction that you choose at
the start of each of your turns.That's crazy.
And because this is a magic item, you don't have to
concentrate on it. It is automatically the maximum

(02:22:49):
link. Holy shit.
This also means you can't on concentrate on it just as a
note. Oh okay.
I want to reach into my bag and like smear a little bit of the
younger. Then hold the gunpowder finger
above this Burning Rock. Does it catch you?
Hold it surprisingly. Nothing happens.
It doesn't get perfect toss thisin my bag.

(02:23:12):
There's like a moment as it's flying through the air as you
toss it for your like shit. One of this actually catches but
nothing happens. Okay?
And you guys are now left alone in the middle of circad.
The morning has waned on into anearly afternoon and you guys now
have this, I'm Jesus fucking oh my God or a face.
What was on that shit again fucking kill baby.

(02:23:33):
Die spell. Yeah it's like a big fire smoke
cloud of death basically do it. That's fucking awesome.
That's pretty sick. All right shit that'll totally
work. That's like iftar was here,
helping us. Yeah, I guess it sounds like he
was kind of banished from this place though.
Huh or like you know, evicted. Yeah, probably couldn't get him

(02:23:55):
personally to come help. Yeah.
I also will say, I don't know how useful it is in a fight
against one person, but, you know, Better than not having it
wait. Alright.
So now, what's the plan? I guess we're going to our
Arena, it's time. All right.
So where would you guys like to go?
Hey, the question. To get Starbucks to the arena

(02:24:15):
now. Oh, it's a beach to see for but
smear could be like Saturdays. I want to turn my friends into
you. If you'll send me home to the
city of brass come with me. Did you fall for that?
Is that a good lie? Did it sound good?
Sheila know. Oh, No Lie.
Sound good to me? Okay.

(02:24:38):
I'm good, man. I just don't know if loading him
anywhere will work is my problem.
Zaeplex is cunning I would say and if so any one of us trying
to tell him to do something he would immediately know it's a
trap. Our best bet is probably to well
to just sort of jump in you know.

(02:25:00):
Jumping when he's not expecting it a surprise, if you will, I
don't see in the world in which we try to have someone turn them
in or do anything, that could besome sort of Deceit, that could
work. The best option is just to lay a
trap and not necessarily a trap,we have to lead them to but
rather we take a location that we know he will be that we can

(02:25:20):
you know, stay trap, I agree andwe know there's still some place
in his home. That might be a home base of his
and if you truly has been following us around all day,
which I don't think to be the case, then he would know we were
going there and follow us there as well.

(02:25:41):
And if we were expecting it, they don't want to be as much as
a surprise. So I think we could wait for him
there either way. Like, that's right.
Yeah. And you know we have a told him
that's what we're going to meet him at this house, right?
All heard this is that we're going to attack him in two weeks
and those that will be there. That's true.

(02:26:02):
Also. I think we should head there now
or if I ask that was a good attempt at a lie.
I don't know if you have it in. Yeah.
Don't you need your TT? Happy It's not what I said.
You said, pee pee. It sounded like you said, pee
pee. God dammit.
Should we leave the stone at Samir shop?

(02:26:24):
The architect? You mean, no?
I mean the incendiary Cloud. Oh why?
Well, he has a minute of your time.
Does he not? That's true.
I don't give it to someone else.So, yeah, I should just give it
to someone else. Well, it would burn down a
building by itself like me sure,how are we going to stop the

(02:26:45):
fire? It is so maybe we should leave
it. I feel as if as long as we can
trust the person who has it thenyou know that person would make
the right decision whether or not to use it if we really
needed it. You know, if we are looking for

(02:27:05):
a place to use large area of effect like that, um, that there
is one place within his home that we could lower him, the the
plane of all read, where the most, and I were tasked to
complete that ritual. It's completely empty and it
would be safe for us to do whatever we like considering its

(02:27:29):
abandoned actually. You're so brilliant.
Sometimes. that's, Thank you. But there's one thing I don't
know how to get them in there. I mean, unless we somehow force
him in, I imagine he would rather not go in that plane we
could today to sacrifice samir'seyes go wide.
That's right. Every day and red hands normally

(02:27:49):
does it for him but the red hands is gone right now.
What's right now? Samir Smiles, that is great.
What do you guys think? Is this great?
Plan, we've come up with so far.I think we should All right, so

(02:28:13):
if you guys are all on board, with that idea, then you begin
heading to this averages home. Oh yeah.
Does anyone oppose to that? Sorry.
What were you saying? I want, does anyone oppose to
that? That's more important, that
immediately. Are there any creatures in that
plane? I don't think no.
Should we bring samir's Warhead?The most.

(02:28:35):
I just want to know what it does.
That's in this attic crime. You know, they used to use those
in surgery. Nuclear.

(02:28:56):
The chainsaw, perhaps it's necessary.
Could ignite it without all. So killing themselves in the
progress, and I stay behind and likes the nuclear warhead on
fire. I mean, you'd say he is a very
powerful wizard, so he's a boy. I will notice one of you.

(02:29:31):
that's, What the Trap? I don't think what a cribs to
use the nuclear warhead right now.
You guys. Maybe the nuclear warhead could
destroy everything within the back.
You know, how big the explosion would be?
I don't know how big the bag is its expansion, right?

(02:29:53):
But surely it'd be decently sized.
Just a thought. Also I guess are we sure that
it's only gonna be there in his home?
He would anybody else be there? Because I don't want to like you
know accidentally trapped the wrong person or depending on
what Trace we used to just resetbut I it's you know who knows

(02:30:15):
that guy. He has brought students to this
plane before so they won't help him.
You know, if they were caught inthe crossfire it would be too
bad but you know, we won't hurt them and he won't die.
So I think we'd be all right, hedefinitely doesn't have any
allies anymore. I trust the lady of pain when
she said that he is on the ropesas it were.

(02:30:37):
I agree. Unless he, if anyone else comes
in, we call it off. Another good reason not to bring
the nuclear for it. I want to make a bow.
Feels like more of an endgame weapons and a level six weapon.

(02:30:59):
Okay, so we're just gonna say was oh sorry, mmm, I guess real
quick. Speaking of things from samir's
shop, should we stop by his shopreal quick and then we need
anything there? I mean do we get a discount?
I've got six silver. And like first, stop wait, what

(02:31:22):
kind of tribes do we have accessible to us?
Because I'm not a very trip kindof person right now.
I don't have any on me. I think, at least on Maya.
And I could put up some glyphs of awarding, and we could prep
some spells that way, but I've got some explosive.
Oh, Some explosives. Wow.

(02:31:44):
Yeah got some 90 clay marbles got some loose dirt climbing
gear. That's ropes.
Some other stuff. Shall we go trap ourselves
fucking wizard. Yeah, yeah.
All right. So with with a proper plan, you
guys all make your way to Fabrics as home.
It involves a lot more stairs and bridges maneuvering through

(02:32:05):
the town and eventually finding your way into Zev.
Rick's the front rather of x's shop at the top floor of one of
the distant Towers. You find two guards, both
wearing Stone masks stationed out front, and another two at
the very staircase to even enterthis floor at all, as you walk
up. The first two sets of guards,
don't say anything to you, but they watch you.

(02:32:27):
And as you approach the next two, which stand by the
perfectly pristine intact door of average is shop.
They both watch you guys approach.
And one of them sort of shouts out, I need to go for somebody.
We're here pays business, right?I see and you guys get a little
closer and both the guards started to pull into one of them
goes, you guys. The ones who are supposed to be

(02:32:49):
killing this guy. Yeah.
In a week and a half. Will you see the the two guards?
Sort of Nod and one goes, right?So what do you need the place
for right now. Sorry, I know you on the lady is
orders. It's just we want to, you know,
make sure everything squared away.
I'm sure you understand. Yeah what just looking for

(02:33:10):
Clues? See if we can find out where his
whereabouts are currently Ha. I love orfeas is a I'm not gonna
fucking talk to people anymore. Shit.
I won't they're all's ever Ascent.
I simply shit. I see well.
Um, all right, go ahead and decide then.
Sorry. Um, we'll be out here.

(02:33:31):
We'll give a holler if anything's a problem, right?
Same from you. If you see anything and then you
need assistance. Give us a holler.
Perfect. Thank you.
Yes. Good luck with whatever you're
doing, thank you. All right, then you guys enter
into Fabrics is shop as Africa's, shop, and home is a
sort of long lollipop shaped room, the entrance way, a long

(02:33:55):
hallway with sort of tiled stones and bright blue and
purple swirling walls is normally filled with artifacts
and trinkets that you have to sort of push by and pass through
the Labyrinth to get to the mainarea of the top of the lollipop.
But now everything's been cleared out boxes, empty
shelves, ripped open and completely cleared out.

(02:34:15):
There are very few things left. You see some smashed up bits of
crystals and gems around as well.
There are a few things that you think might be little trinkets
on the ground. But they're sort of cracked up
and likely have no magic left inthem traveling Up and Away down
the stem of the lollipop toward the top.
You get further and further awayfrom the guards at the entrance,

(02:34:37):
the main Center area of South Africa's home is a giant
circular room on the far end. The top of this lollipop stands,
the massive mirror that's been cracked up into tiny shards of
glass these pieces, float aroundthe mirror, sometimes forming
and connecting with each other seamlessly.
As if they never broke other ones smashing, as if a rock was

(02:34:58):
just hurled into them and the pieces get blown out and fly
around the room. But before coming back in and
rejoining the mirror stands there, intact, and everything
else that was normally in this room which consisted of
artifacts from other planes haveall been cleared out.
The only thing that remains is asmall panel which looks to be
some sort of control for the mirror itself with dials and

(02:35:19):
Bobs and levers and switches on it, which are all out in Arcane
script. The entire thing is glowing with
a red, hot magic, something you immediately identify as probably
dangerous, and all of you make note, not to touch that.
You guys make your way in, you hear nobody and you see nobody
in here. Okay, making your way now, to

(02:35:40):
the back of this building, you find a small secret passage in
the side of the top of the lollipop up by, where the mirror
is this opens into a small room,a workshop of sorts the
workshop. Here is the one that just the
night before. The most you would scribe into
this Workshop is still fairly intact.

(02:36:01):
There's a fine wooden table in the center, with tools and
gadgets on top a sturdy, wooden chair and shelves on the wall
with a few Empty Glass of vials and other such fixings that
would have normally been smashedin the other room as well.
In this room stand three doors Standalone doors, where you can
see, both the backs and fronts with the frame's attached.
Simple wooden doors, all three practically identical.

(02:36:23):
Additionally, in this room, you guys hear a sound of something
live in you look over in spot inthe corner, stationed, on a
small, five by five. Patch of looks like artificially
made grass. It's a black and white spotted
cow and welcome. It seems to be tied to a small
post nearby and pleasantly enjoys the grass.

(02:36:45):
The most, this was not here lastnight.
Interesting. Does that mean he was in last
night when I was crying? Or he's been back since.
Um, can I see the moment? Yes, yes room.
Um just for any thing he's made left behind You look around the
room. Give me an investigation.

(02:37:05):
Check anyone else is free to join.
I will give an investigation, check as well.
Not first that room, that's Fabrics left.
All his items in 45. All right, 25 is crazy.
You're a monster. Big eight, big.
All right you guys get a second here to explore the room.

(02:37:32):
With an eight you look around and you don't find anything out
of the ordinary. Unfortunately, it's seems like
whoever cleared through here already.
Got anything that we would find you get a second to look around
as well and you do find that oneof the bottles on the wall.
In fact, two of them you get a little closer and see have a bit
of liquid, still at the bottom. It was emptied out for sure but

(02:37:52):
they have a tiny bit of liquid left at the bottom and you
imagine a skilled potion maker. Might be able to identify
whatever that liquid is and determine what potions might
have on hand now orifice. It's a 25 25.
Yeah. You tear this room apart.
Throwing open everything. You can see, you touch all the

(02:38:14):
walls to see if you can find secret spots.
You open up the table every drawer inside of it.
You begin sort of scrounging around the room.
You find two things of note. Okay the first one is that this
cow looks like he's only been here for about an hour or two.
You don't miss this by nature ofthe investigation that you did

(02:38:34):
around the room. Find that the grass seems to be
standing on looks to have been very recently.
A chemically enhanced in fact spending a few moments sort of
sitting over it and smelling thechemicals on it.
You determined that something was splashed on it not too hours
ago and you know how was placed there pretty soon after?
Okay. Yeah.
Additionally, you also find underneath the table.
There are several slots where items might go, everything is

(02:38:59):
missing, but you see the outlineof each of them.
One of them will see the outlineof a mask, a large sort of
square mask. That's missing.
That interesting also down here is what looks like a small sack.
That's been sort of glued to thetop where one might be able to
reach their hand under the tableand reach into the sack.
It is completely empty. Safe for one thing it's sort of

(02:39:22):
clinking small metal coin, okay,get a chance to look at it.
It is a strange looking coin when you've never seen before it
Bears, no sigils on it or any sort of government signs.
Instead it is merely a small sort of off white coin with a
hole in the middle. It could be foreign money

(02:39:44):
perhaps but something about it just seems a little off.
It looks like I put my yes sorryI present to my town doesn't
stick to Sort of press it up to your tongue.
It tastes very bitter and kind of dry almost like a little clay
Puck. It doesn't feel that strong.
You think you could probably break it with your teeth if you

(02:40:04):
needed to, but it doesn't stick.So it's not bone.
It does not stop. Okay, I'll go. and cast identify
You guys are watching sour face.Take a moment to sit down and
cast identify on this thing. I'm sick after a few moments.
You determine what this is this or a face is Magic.
It's a one-time use magic item. This is called a Flickr coin.

(02:40:30):
Breaking it in any way. So just throwing it on the
ground or crushing it in one's hand.
Allows one to teleport. Holy shit.
The teleportation is up to 60 feet away and it's a one-time
use You notice this bag looked like?
It was pretty thick though. Yeah, I assume Rose a bunch.
He's running low on these. These coins I guess because you

(02:40:53):
have this. Now you can like add this as a
magic item. You have one flicker coin, you
can give it once in your friends.
This is can be used as a bonus action or a reaction.
Oh, so, he's I do but I shouldn't have it now.
So yeah, the GI needs one. I couldn't use it but I don't

(02:41:17):
know if the person that's equipped for it.
I'm typically from like pretty far range.
Anyway. Hmm, I don't know.
Her face well, I shouldn't have it for the same reason.
Higher shouldn't have it all. So I already have a Teleport.
Okay get I guess I go to toss itto you, then think better of it
and handed for you. And put it in my pocket.

(02:41:42):
It's in a way that it won't crumble be careful when you see
each town. It's like you I imagine Jaya has
one of the really big fat wallets that all dads though.
You know the one let's dig. There's a bunch of fucking
receipts in there. Oh yeah.
Very expired coupons. The expired, coupons.

(02:42:06):
You said again, tell me up to 60feet away.
Yes, that's right. All right, then so, um, with
that investigation, out of the way, you guys determine, there's
nothing else in the room. So you all get a second to make
sure double check and you determine, there's nothing else
of Interest. The only things you haven't
really gotten a chance to truly investigate or where these three
doors open toward It's the one on the far left.

(02:42:31):
I think the scary one that we should go to.
Yes, I believe that was the the one that we did the ritual in
assuming he didn't swap them around.
That's gonna be tricky. Well, one way to find out.
Yeah, malaga's go ahead. Fuck you.
Do you want me to go in their fucking stupid?

(02:42:54):
I thought you were Brave Soldier.
At that or Affairs will go in. Oh, you're brave.
Huh. Uh-huh.
And a soldier. I'm proud of you.
Yeah. You becoming a mighty fine?
Brave Soldier. Yes.
So always have guys, um, watch or a face, go to open the door

(02:43:17):
or face. You open the door on the far
left the one, they indicated. Yeah.
And yes, you don't want to open either the other ones.
Okay. Well I am tempted to check
what's inside, but I feel now isnot the time we can do that
after he's dead. all right, you go to open it as you do you feel
Of air kit. You hard pulling you into the

(02:43:37):
door almost as if you open a room to a vacuum and all the air
goes pulling along, do you want the wind to pull you along?
Or are you want to try to resist?
I'll try to resist. I give me a strength saving
throw please. You get pulled in without any

(02:43:57):
warning and you try to stamp your feet into the ground to
pull yourself back but it is no use your entire body is flung
forward, 10 feet. You guys all watches or if it's
goes flying through the door screeching as she Oh you guys
all see orfeas land and he gets up a moment later or oh you're
um totally fine. You're only your ego is hurt.

(02:44:17):
It's worse than you could think.Can you get a chance to look
around this room? You've never actually been
inside here and looking around afew things strike.
You immediately one. It's very quiet.
Look, back to your friends and you can't even hear them really.
Um, the most you remember, this last time you were here, sound
doesn't seem to travel past thisthreshold very easily.

(02:44:40):
And despite your friends maybe talking out to your face, you
hear nothing and said, you only hear a very dull thrumming sound
deep and rhythmic, like a washing machine.
It's not too much to be unbearable.
It's just sort of in the background, you get a chance to
look around here. What you see is a giant Salt

(02:45:02):
Flat? The salt is packed thick and
hard on the ground and as a bit of red dusting over, it does
around you. And every direction is a sort of
fine Red Cloud. It makes sink off in the
distance quite difficult. You're not really able to eat
anything past this giant. Flat circle of salt that you're
standing on. Okay.
The entire thing, looks to be a circle about 40 feet radius.

(02:45:25):
And you look around in this circle are embedded seven.
Giant obelisks made of black obsidian, They seem to be about
equidistant from one another andthe door sort of sits right on
the outskirts of them traveling around.
You find the floor is solid. You don't really sense any other
creatures here and you just sortof get this Almanac feeling in

(02:45:48):
your body. It's not so much that you're
feeling really uncomfortable, but just a little presence
that's nagging at you. You don't think you'd ever truly
be able to be comfortable in this place.
You may not rest. Now that are monsters, there are
monsters nearby, you look up. And for a moment it feels like
you're looking down at it. Throws you off and you have to
look back as the vertigo just Waits you and this is the place.

(02:46:11):
There's nothing else here. Always wave my friends in and
you guys all I had inside. Yeah.
Like at least maybe one or two of us should stay out here, just
in case. In case what you?
I don't know if any of us shouldbe separated.
Yeah, true. But I fear, I don't know.
We're all in there. Maybe six comes strolling by and
if he sees in here. What's the stopping from locking

(02:46:33):
Us? In what happened?
Inside to see us in here or close the door behind us?
And we do have the cube, oh, which by the way I can the cube
to do all. Fuck.
I was so great. One minute.
Thank you guys. Just handing away all the good

(02:46:53):
shit. Who has the um the small rock
that's on fire. Um, I also hand that to do squat
down, as It. Um if you have to use this
obviously use it, but if you could try to save it, I just
feel it's sort of special sentimentally in addition to

(02:47:15):
practically, you know what I mean?
I agree. Thank you, her face.
You can send a metal about that guy who's talking?
Lizard boy. He's just me, right?
The rest of you guys that I suppose head inside, unless

(02:47:36):
Dean, wait out, um, Um, how muchtime do you think we have until
he comes like you guys think anyany guesses because?
I don't know. It looks like he just fed the
couch that you guys think you already did the ritual then?
Well, before the sacrifice the cows ritual know the camera

(02:47:58):
doesn't die. Remember?
Each time he had brought the cowout fresh before we came to
deliver. It which makes me think he'll be
here soon. Okay, good idea.
Then, yes, let's all. Hop inside, I guess.
All right, then you step in the rest of you guys step in and
that sort of whistling sound, she's you buy and that quietness

(02:48:23):
that you heard just a moment ago, sort of is filled by the
sound of people stamping around on the salt and closing the door
behind you. You guys all feel Rush of
adrenaline for some reason, you guys all look around as the door
closes and nothing seems to happen and it slowly goes away.
Oh you guys are now on the Salt Flat, the long Salt Flat in
front of you, each of the obelisks sort of equidistant on

(02:48:45):
the corners and as you get a better sense of it and sort of
walking around the area. You also notice that the very
center of this giant Salt Flat, there's seems to be an obsidian
ring. No more than two feet in
diameter. Just embedded in the ground.
This is always there. The most you recall, this is the
specific position that you were meant to sacrifice the cow in

(02:49:07):
whatever manner that meant. Yes, it.
This was the sacrificing grounds, I guess you could say,
oh, Looking around. It doesn't look like anyone has
been here. You don't see any tracks on the
grounds or any signs of Life. The place is just sterile and
that will sound from above continues.

(02:49:30):
At this point, what you guys like to do, you have no idea how
much time you have, but you havethis entire space, sort of to
yourself, sort of mulling aroundit.
You notice everything seems to be about the same as you were
last year demos all the obsidianpillars have riding in the side
like hieroglyphics that you can't quite make out from a
distance but up close. You see all the hundreds of
thousands of tiny hieroglyphics written into them is Game

(02:49:53):
through right here, right. Is it made out of wood you look
back. Yes it is made of oak wood and
has a oak wood door frame aroundit.
Looks a bit set for the one you went through earlier but it's a
magic item I suppose. So probably can't bird you
imagine. This could be true.
Okay. Hold up a little much too.
See if it looks like. It looked catch.
Um, you light a simple match andhold it up to it.

(02:50:16):
And you see it's like holding a match up to Stone.
Nothing happens. Rfa's did you have some fucking
big plan to like trap us here? I was gonna make a bonfire
beneath it that we like once these steps through fuck dude.
How do we get out? We got the box cut out the fire
or for that. Yeah, I guess that's both.
All right, this place is weird. What's up with all the red smoke

(02:50:38):
Malika sort of looks up? It's like, is this like a
planet? Where's the sun?
It's just sort of like a red Haze.
This is so big. My plane is now, sorry.
Sorry in like my plane makes youfeel good in this place.
Makes you feel like bad from what I can tell?
I will said can I cast comprehend language on myself

(02:50:59):
and read the real effects? Of course you can do them.
You patch it right on you and hebegan to one of the obelisks is
there anyone in particular that you wish to approach?
Probably just the closest one you approach it and began sort
of drawing her hand along it. It seems to be some sort of
religious texts you gleam this immediately from the way it's

(02:51:21):
written. You can tell that even in the
translation that you gleam from it.
It's sort of old common. The kind of common that was
spoken many. Many decades ago, it's used to
be rhetoric that you actually kind of recognized frightens you
for a bit but this is rhetoric that you once saw in the bedroom
of Vinny, It reads stuff like this.

(02:51:42):
Seven eyes to see Beyond the Veil blessed.
The red glow, sevenfold's power.One is too little one is
swallowed by seven, the seventh beckons, so on and so forth.
This kind of stuff is repetitive.
And after a while, you get to the point where it starts to
describing, what sounds like some sort of creature, the

(02:52:04):
seventh creature. It's truth unfolding speaking of
an entity with a seven-pointed heart.
Seven overlapping flowing faces 7 gaping voids for Mal the
seventh one only Whispers, it never speaks seven tongues can
last forward and the Seven pronged key can unlock the

(02:52:25):
stuff. Seems pretty irreverent to you
and you imagine, it's just worship none of, it seems to
really indicate exactly the nature of what going on around
here. But that is just the first
Obelisk you too. So sweet.
As I have left little more. I would like to have swapped out
my artificer infusion. Sure.

(02:52:46):
To enhance to defense, I'm just letting you know that now, so
later when I have a shocking Acey 14 hole points of your not,
Oh God. What is this reason?
If I won Jesus, yo yo Well, um, good to know, thank you, get
them. Get the Boost to where you can,

(02:53:07):
that'll be good. That'll make it even harder for
your friends. Jackie.
Um, and then I want to try to self-reflect on whether or not
fracturing can break magical items you think about it.
Roland Arcana check actually. Oh yeah.
You guys actually hear a shout from Malaga, at this time.
As you guys are all about here of him standing, really close to

(02:53:29):
the edge of the circle on one side and goes, hey, did you guys
ever look at this shit demos? Did you ever like come over here
this weird NoHo malagos? I spent as little time in here
as possible. Now, we're gonna spend like
hours in here. Do we might sleep in here if
he's ever fixed to? Oh, He sort of beckons you over
the most and you see, he sort ofdrops down to Dominic poking his

(02:53:51):
head over the edge of the of thedisc and sort of looks down and
drapes his hand down pointing itdown, which sort of gives you
vertigo to see almost a third ofhis body off of the platform.
Look at that. You see that?
Ah, the most is gonna very carefully try to look over the
edge. All right?
You glance down. Give me a perception.

(02:54:12):
Check, please. PJ good old pechek.
Or 10. You look down yeah 10 is enough
for you to sort of poke your head down and pointing at um
you'll notice as you look down and goes look see that and you
see that um, first off it immediately frightens you that
the Salt Flat is only about fivefeet deep.

(02:54:34):
The entire thing that you guys are all standing on seems
loading in the are only about a five foot in height disc and
everything beneath it is just that red sort of foggy smoke
that goes on forever, but that'snot what seems to be interesting
malice and said he's pointing beneath the great disc and you
look down too and spot somethinga bit unusual, the Seven Pillars

(02:54:57):
the obelisks pointing out of thetop of the discs seemed to
Extended beneath it as well, piercing through the entire
thing. The obelisks down here.
All looked to have a bit of writing outside of them.
You see, the hieroglyphics are jaded and violent.
Looking much more than the peaceful rhetoric of those above
and much to your surprise. You see that the end of each of

(02:55:19):
these seven obelisk. Has what looks like a giant
wrought iron metal chain. The chains all drop down into
the void, connecting at some unseen Point far beneath.
You see whether it end with a 10% check demos as you watch all
the chains sort of drop down andsort of Connect into some middle

(02:55:42):
point that you can't see for a split.
Second you swear to God you see one of them slightly Shake.
And then vertigo hits you and you have to pull your head back.
Yeah, No Malice. I'm I I'm gonna go walk over
that now. What's wrong?
I'll come look at this shit. He sort of waves.
His hands up stretches out rightby the edge.
Oh my God. Malanga speaking careful.

(02:56:05):
Cat. I don't know.
You guys will catch me if I fall.
Stupid, guys, there's more writing down there.
We should throw him down. Oh, by the way, my car to check

(02:56:27):
was 25 you determined that. As with most spells, a magical
artifact can be destroyed by a magic spell.
If given the spell has a proficient enough destructive
capability. For instance, common items can
be destroyed by less powerful spells and more powerful items
such as those probably used for planar travel.

(02:56:50):
Can be effectively destroyed by spells but probably not
fracturing. Fracturing is a cantrip.
So it is a very low level spell but you imagine it could
probably break very low level, enchantment like okay here's my
thing that I don't try to just unenchant the door like could I
literally just break off the allyou look down.
It is on there pretty tight, you're not sure.

(02:57:13):
Fracturing will break off this door, knob you think, because
it's just a can trip, it probably won't be able to tear
it off. Okay, I'm just trying to think
of ways to shut down this door. Now, something sexy like shatter
might, you're just not sure. I don't do have snares in front

(02:57:33):
of the door, no one step here. What does this do you use rope
to create a circle with a five foot radius on the ground or
floor? When you finish casting the Rope
disappears and the circle becomes a magic trap.
The Trap is nearly invisible. Requiring a successful
intelligence check against your spell DC to be discerned.
That's if he's checking for it though.
The Trap triggers when a small medium or large creature moves

(02:57:57):
onto the ground or the floor in the Spells.
Radius, the Creature From A succeed, a deck save or be
magically hoisted in the air. Leaving it hanging upside down.
Three feet above the ground or floor.
The creature is restrained thereuntil the spell ends.
Restrained creature, can make a duck say, at the end of each
turn, and the effect on a success or the creature, or
someone else who can reach, it can use an action to make an

(02:58:17):
Arcana check against the spell, save DC and on a success at end
it and thank you. All right, so you place it there
and everyone goes to avoid. It could does this place gives
me the heebie GPS? How long do we have to hear
until the mission is not? Right.
Well, I suppose we should get some strategy going.
Hey, some order operations. I suggest those with the
Frontline capabilities myself, hide behind nearby pillars, but

(02:58:40):
whatever. These obelisks that Doom is so
inquisitively. Studying, I myself, shall be
posted behind the one on the right and perhaps we could put
old malaga's on the one on the left.
I'm hanging out with higher. Remember yes, so all I can come
with you wherever? Sure.
Well, I just, you know, you should pay.
I'm just sort of butter on the top of the bread and all And I
suggest those of us with really good, Frontline, abilities, hide

(02:59:04):
behind the door. That's where I'll be.
Oh well, I suppose I'll join youbehind the door then.
Well, All right, if there's room, he sort of squeezes with
you. Switch over.
Fuck. You're in the way.
You need to be pardoned. My friend Oro.
I want to throw able a summer hope.
Thank you. Bye friend.
Is this Fall Road or a face bit nippy?

(02:59:26):
Yes, I've got my eye on you friend.
Yeah, move aside. Give me more room.
You're so much. Oh my God.
Your frame is much smaller than mine.
You take up less of a footprint and strong asshole beat me in a
fair match and perhaps, I'll call you something else.

(02:59:48):
All right, well I'll go with higher.
We go go like like cards back there.
I have some until they get here we can just all right now like a
sort of plops down all right we do in a cop first or settled
verse oh God it's gonna be it's gonna be a rough day.
I think we got to do Silver's. Yeah that's only got a few left
on my name. That's all right.

(03:00:10):
Matt, listen, listen. As long as you're winning,
you'll have more to your um, youknow, either way, we'll be
winning a lot of gold today these so hey, he holds up the
fan for a high five. Oh yeah, jump to do it slaps,
your heart and gives you a goofysmile.
And with that, is there anythingelse you guys would like to do
before? You just start waiting, I'll set

(03:00:31):
up a little alarm around the door.
Just in case you somehow gets inwithout a scene.
All right, you set up an alarm around it, he's not already in
takes a few seconds and then youguys are left in the sort of as
read and you guys, I'll wait just to double check.
Are you guys all wanting to hidebehind a things?

(03:00:52):
It's advisable. Yeah.
Jaya prompt, but I'm deciding how far I want to be.
Sure, take your time give you guys the next few minutes.
Um, as you wait here. Um, I guess oral will be waiting
with his. Blasting.
Jelly open like ready to go. The backpack.

(03:01:14):
You have? Yeah.
Not like all of it cuz I'm so crazy.
Yeah, I have a crate. I'll say A tooth flasks full,
I'll go ahead and fill them up. You have the whole crayon you, I
believe so. Yeah, in my bag that we
fire-proofed, you're getting exploded.
Don't blow me up. I won't but you probably will do

(03:01:36):
it to yourself. It's fireproof now we're safe.
I'm personally not discussing plans so Mason can't throw them.
Oh from me. Well, that's great.
Like, haha, I don't have any valuable items on me.
Sort of feel like a boy or when I start going through your

(03:01:56):
inventory. All right, so you guys begin
waiting then quickly and hour goes by and nothing happens.
Then a second hour goes by stillnothing has happened.
You think you start to see Jaya like fall asleep a little bit?
And a third hour goes by and still nothing happens.
You guys are getting angsty of waiting and that dull thrumming

(03:02:18):
sound from above, you is continuing and you all start to
feel the very edges of a headache coming on.
You're not sure if it's from theair around you or throwing up
above you, but it's bothering and you'll continue to wait.
Is there anything you guys wouldlike to do as you?
I'm kicking malugaz, his ass, hopefully.

(03:02:38):
Give me a just quick performance.
Check for that, entire 14 for me.
All right, so malleus. Wow, did get just slightly above
you at a 14, on your performanceand like it's got a 16.
So you guys play for probably several hours and after a while
Malaga stops like talking and he's just sort of going at the
game. You'll notice he gets really
into it very competitive and every once in a while you get a

(03:03:00):
hand on, get a hand on him, it'sthroughout the whole thing.
And as the hours Weighing on over the course of it, you end
up two silver pieces to malicious.
Hey thank you. Get the money exchange is hands
quite a bit and as you guys waitand hang out, or if you said
you're just waiting with your backpack.
Like over your head, just waiting at the door.
Not what I said, I have two flasks.

(03:03:21):
Of the blasting powder out. Okay.
Two flasks out and ready? Yes.
So you wait, there able sort of nudges you, what is that stuff?
Are you some sort of spellcaster?
Now sometimes, but mostly, I just use tools that I make, or
compounds chemical compounds like this.
That'll blow up and light him onfire when I throw them.

(03:03:44):
Well I'll throw them at him, then I'll light the fire and the
fire will be extra big because of them.
Now, it's really cool if they caught on fire on their own, but
I haven't figured out how to do that yet.
But I bet the flint and steel tome and I could hear something
out, does that? I not quite sure.
Um, what's wrong with this kind of thing?
He holds up the great soreness hands and swings it around with

(03:04:05):
a bit of ease. I'll sit down my flaws and he
held out a hand. Like, I want to hand me, the
great sword, nice to show you, right?
Okay. He has a timely obliges.
Um, immediately, as I take the great sword, my like, arms are
shaking, my children, are something like hunching, the
turtle, hold this thing up. See why it wouldn't work so well
for me to fight with this. Could you take it back now?

(03:04:27):
Right? Um okay.
Takes it back and sort of gives you a flash of a smile.
I think you could perhaps learn it quite well, I mean, you know
the skills, don't you? You recall all the techniques
just need a bit of muscle. I even saw my arms are short
besides this. What I've been doing works
pretty well for me nicely, and it's just the material, well,

(03:04:48):
not the material plane, but the planes in the living.
So is sort of, I need to take the advantages I can get.
All right, but of course, you can and it seems quite
impressive, it's not something Icould have to do, so I suppose
you are quite impressive. Well, thank you, that's nice to
say, just as you finish saying that you all hear the sound of
the door. You pick up the two flasks?

(03:05:09):
Does you want to be ready and action?
Bless. Okay, who are you blessing?
um, I'm going to bless Malibu like this um, Oro and Oh no.
Sorry sorry. I'm gonna be honest, I'm taking
out or So Jaya, Malik, Jaya malicious and Abel.

(03:05:36):
Hello thanks they're higher always know where her body's I
just felt for second like we were friends.
I don't want to betray you again.
But we might kill each other later and or oh yeah, you're
right. And you guys see the doorknob
twist open slowly. It's thrown open all of a sudden

(03:05:57):
and that whoever rushes by the front entrance of the door, but
nothing goes flying through instead, you see a figure who
had stepped quite easily to the side of the door to avoid the
sucking of this plane steps, leisurely back into the door and
begins his entry into the room. You all get a nice clear view of

(03:06:19):
zbricks. In his typical form, you see the
great slat, the sashes of turquoise and orange almost like
a poncho over body, the sort of tight leather pants that he
wears in the long golden yellow hair and they all too wide
yellow grin. He has a top his head.
He still wears that long brimmedleather hat with several

(03:06:43):
feathers sticking out of the side.
He whistles as he seems to hold something over the back of the
head. Looks like a leash and behind
it. A large cow and begins dragging
the creature into the, he whistles, to sort of discordant
tune almost like two people listening whistling at the same
time. Not quite in sync.
Oh, has he stepped into the room?
He seems to be pulling the cow when to the frame and then he

(03:07:04):
takes one and two steps into theroom.
Doom, you're alert spell immediately goes off, that's
something's here. And or face.
Yeah, your snare triggers, you see a quart of rope that was
invisible. Just a second before.
Get pulled tight as he makes a dexterity saving throw.

(03:07:24):
I will do this at disadvantage because he is surprised.
Yes, That is so generous. We actually got his ass.
He is actually surprised. I'm an 18 and a one that's a
natural failure. As you see, zabrac foot pulled
up at it, he curses out ah and the US the lead in his arm goes

(03:07:46):
flying out as he tries to pull the cow along with him.
They got pulled back and the leash gets pulled out of his
hand. As he gets pulled up into the
air, you see hoisted and thrown upside down three feet above the
ground where it is now restrained.
Nice with the cow. The cow was still on the ground.
Oh, Okay, as my reaction, I wantto smash these flasks and rub

(03:08:13):
them up on the door, the front side of the door, next to
Africa's, and then move here. All right, you begin moving, you
hear him, cry out. You guys have a surprise round
that you've pulled on average nice.
So, um, or a face you moved to the front, what the rest of us.
What would the rest of you guys like to do after an attack as

(03:08:34):
well? You peel this bitch I Ain't
Gonna Roll to hit that's guys wejust have to one shot him.
Well, we got one turn. One possibility.
Do not just opportunity comes once a lifetime.
You got a Move Yourself, the music to move.
Okay. Got a 12 and a 17.

(03:08:54):
All right to the 12. Unfortunately miss it.
And check out this stat block, good news the 17th.
Okay, there you go. Oh my God, I cast magic Missile

(03:09:15):
and get a 17 damage on him. Oh my God.
Second level or sorry, the like up cast of Magic.
Yeah, okay, awesome. So sweet.
No worries. Bam, bam.
Yeah. All about average, right?

(03:09:35):
Yeah. Oh, it's only what?
Wait. Okay.
You only rolled one that wasn't a four like God damn.
So of magic Missile go streaminginto the side of him as he
preaching out. Dulum and demos.
Would you guys like to do anything?

(03:09:56):
Oh yes, I will be or you must becasting blindness deafness.
Oh my God, we're just getting sexy with it now.
That's the DC, 15 concept. Alright, here we go.
Not a particularly High con thisguy.

(03:10:16):
Yes. Um the total is 11, which is a
failure noise like ganging up onhim.
So, um, 11, you spring blindness?
Deafness on him and which would you like to do a blindness?
Would be great. Excellent.
You, That's leaves, do them as our surprise round.

(03:10:40):
Well, do I get an action since we're doing that?
Um, you, you used your movement,what was it?
And then you said you smashed a bottles over the.
Yeah, the balls I've been holding So you get an action
that feels right for me. Oh wait, till April has moved
clear of the door to go, okay? Able does want to move closer,

(03:11:02):
still to zaps and make a swipe with his large REITs, okay?
I might yell able to get away from the door first second
watch, this is what I know. I mean to make a slide.
Fire, don't like the door on fire.
Let me make my slash. This is what I'm good for.
If I step back, I want to be able to hit him.

(03:11:25):
I guess that what you think the fire will go out?
And then just hit him, don't hitthe door on me.
The doors open for God's sakes, then close it and move away,
able Huff's, and grants and leans over and begins moving

(03:11:47):
toward the door Zacks, just fromon top.
That's ever Scrolls. It's a good noise, thank you.
That's pretty good. Able then closes reaching in and
closing the door. Ushering the cow back into that
room tossing, the leash, along with it, and closing the door
with a solid clink. Then he steps back, five, ten

(03:12:09):
feet and Crosses his arms as he sheds.
His sword. Okay, I will go ahead and light
a bowl of Tinder and throw it atthe door.
All right? You throw the ball of Tinder
roll to hit please. Okay, so that's unarmed strike,

(03:12:29):
but with my decks modifier, right?
Yes, that's right. Okay, okay, not a great role.
It's a 10 to hit, okay? Well, you're hitting an unmoving
object. So you toss it and you're
tossing it at the oil that you or rather the the blasting
powder that you had from backpack, right?
Yeah, that's just like, smeared on the front of the door.

(03:12:50):
Awesome, two, vials worth, two flasks worth.
If you were a little difference,well, I just what, like, give me
a proportion, you know, if he's like two fists worth of flasks
or they like small little in my head their fists, but yeah.
All right, awesome. Um, I would wager there's
probably like 20 flasks worth inyour crate.

(03:13:10):
So I would just subtract one tenth of the total.
Okay, that's for my knowledge. And also for the damage that
you're Fabrics as the entire thing.
Lights in an explosion and Flame.
As you see, the blasting power ignite screams out.
And just twist and shift his body.

(03:13:31):
Try to Shield himself from the blast He does but as he's
restrained he actually has disadvantage on Dex saves, he's
blonde, what's happening? So um, 13 on the deck.
Save let's see. Just for an explosion.

(03:13:53):
The DC is 13 so he does save taking half damage.
Possible. Don't be mad.
Same rules for you, man. What I remember this.
Blind the door, blows for a total of 15 damage, which have

(03:14:21):
will go to or around up because you're a player, eight, the
explosion goes off. And you see malaga's sort of
shouts out hockey. Yeah, that Some and does
average, this whole body, sort of shifts and moves under the
Rope, that's holding him up likea pendulum as it gets blasted
backwards for a bit. Ash, clouding them up, you look

(03:14:43):
back and you notice the Flames do not last.
This blasting powder seems more meant for immediate explosion
damage and not for long lasting Flames.
Looking over. You notice that the door is
completely intact not a scratch on, okay?
But the damage is done, you see,the average is wildly bewildered
as he looks around milky eyes and point yeah, what would you

(03:15:05):
like to do higher and do them aswell?
Jay, I have you found anything ayear cast of the um I'm pretty
sure he's astral spark with my trick shots because it's just
like an additional damage. All right, roll damage for me,
but the one that hit it'll do anextra three fourth damage and

(03:15:29):
Um, and I can roll twice becauseof what Sabbath The Savage
attacker fee, I think, nice. Oh my God, someone texts, Savage
and use either, right? And baby, um, plus three.
So 13 13 and then I was gonna dothe fucking sheet.

(03:15:51):
Go, um, He's gonna have to make a conserving throw.
All right, so if he doesn't if he fails he's gonna have to have
disadvantage on a tax until the end of his next turn.
Right? Well, see that's actually great
because he already has disadvantage on attack rolls
because he's blind. They don't stack, unfortunately,

(03:16:16):
he didn't get a Nat 20 though, so fuck your days.
Haha, can't save those crazy. All right, Jai your shot rings
out. We have left then higher and
dual Emoji. Guys, like to do this is first
round right, like surprise attack.
This is a surprise attack. Yes.
After this, you'll roll initiative, know, I think I
already got them. All right, then do them.

(03:16:39):
I'll just cast. Mine sliver on him.
You need to make an insane. Say good, old mine delivery.
Would you believe that he has a plus two intelligence?
What I'm surprised he's smarter than most of her party.
Um, just doesn't know it would you say this is a spell that
requires sight to to dodge it, Iguess if it's intelligence.
Probably not. Yeah, I would have argued that

(03:17:01):
the explosion you would have needed site to Yeah.
I'm getting mad over there. It's Now, because a blinded
creature, can't see? An automatically fails any
ability. Check that requires site.
That is true. That is true.

(03:17:22):
That is a fact of life. Listen, I'm learning.
Blinded you. We don't blind enough people in
this. That's true.
All right, just for you do them.We'll deal the extra seven
damage. That was not dealt from fire
that's damage on the board. All right.
So or if it's your explosion to do maximum damage then after a
reef thought of from your DM, Hey, my name is so kind and just

(03:17:46):
I will now roll my intelligence saving thing, you shouldn't die.
All right, womp womp womp womp. I've been really dry.
Alright, the intelligence savingthrow is a 13, he fails.
All right. Mind slivers swap meet.
Are you takes eight damage EightSecond damage?
And then on his next saving throw, yes, to subtract the D4,

(03:18:09):
okay? Help me remember that hanging.
All right, then you're surprisedround is over.
Can I get everyone please to roll initiative?
Oh God, the dice store. Yeah man.
Oh I think someone got a 20 year, something special.
Oh Doom got a big 2-0. everyone at the, Bless bye everyone.

(03:18:34):
I mean malice big seven. You gotta save him.
That's all right there champ. But it's so big, it's pretty
big. All right, then up first dulum

(03:18:54):
with a Nat 20 on initiative baby?
Oh yeah, we're around, um, Zachary continues flailing and
he screeches out how I see what you've done.
Clever little, traitors bringinga box around the bed I see and
you would be seven points here. Seven.
Oh wait to see. Not know who we are because we

(03:19:17):
blinded him so early. He screeches out again.
Did The Masks sent to you. Are you working for her?
All right, doesn't like coveringthe mouth gesture?
Like, no one say anything. All right to do them.

(03:19:39):
Then what would you like to do? All right, I'll use my bonus
action to activate my innate sorcery.
So I increase my spell DC and then gives me advantage on
attack rolls. Cool.
All right. You activate good mechanisms
were and then I'll use the new sorcerer and trips or sorcerer

(03:19:59):
first and try it. All right.
Sorceress burst. Good old.
Sorcerers burst does a 25 hit. Yes.
Yes that does it? Yeah, I think you technically
get advantage to hit also since he's blinded.
He is. Yeah.
Yeah, he is blinded so you get achance to.

(03:20:20):
Well, this is a. Yeah.
Yeah. You do.
I finally rolled an e on this bill.
I get the role next door damage day.
Oh, it's the one where you keep rolling through.
Do it again. It's like a monopoly.

(03:20:41):
You get three roles in a row. Send them to jail, okay?
I rolled three in our 3/8 in a row, a three and then another
eight. So, I get to roll.
Oh wait. How do I calculate this damage?
Oh my God. Okay so it's a 1624.
I gets a little too dates and every time you roll an eight you

(03:21:03):
get to add an extra damage that I so it's called it's a lot.
This is fucked up Joy. Hey man I was about you know I
was just sitting here thinking I'm surprised doing a cantrip
for your elbow fucking dude, like a fireball.
I love it. All right, what did you get on
your damage? Roll for this Source?

(03:21:24):
Also would you please explain how this hit like what kind of
dance the way I'm flavoring? It is that from mechanist my
damage type is thunder because pretty much you just get to
choose one so you thunder is your damage.
Yeah. All right.
So what is the total? I think it's 32 plus 9 plus 1.

(03:21:45):
Oh my God. That is it insane amount?
Oh my god oh is actually insane.Oh my God.
So it's oh my God. Okay so it's 32 damage from all
the eights plus three 35 Plus you spell casting bonus which
you said was what nine? Oh no spell.

(03:22:05):
So okay the numbers I rolled three eighths in a row three
another eight and I did roll three more threes in her and
then a one. Wait they're more threes.
Oh my God. Yeah oh my God I can't
understand the math I trust you.So that's a total of 40.
OH 43. No 42, I think so.

(03:22:30):
What you guys watch this duel, them extends, a hand and a burst
of magic shoots out. This sort of Sparkle smacked
into the side as advocacy continues to sort of rampant.
Well, rant talking about who's attacking him and all the sudden
you see his whole body shiver and shake.
It looks like bones might be breaking his entire body shakes
to the side and begins. Whoa thumping, back and forth as

(03:22:54):
he is rocked up to bottom with thunderous damage.
He screeches out in agony and clinches his teeth.
Jesus Christ, shit, sorry. Well and dualism.
Is there anything else you'd like to do on?
I think that's it. That was the max damage.
It can do because in the spell description it says you can only
get the additional eighths equalto your spell modifier and minus

(03:23:17):
four. So, exactly.
Four times. It was the perfect.
Oh my God, I'm sending you to Monopoly jail, sit it out.
I cannot believe you did that with a fucking cancer.
That's a cool spell. I like that spell.
That's a fun trip. I can't believe you get to pick
the type of damage on top of that.
Oh okay so it's like each damagenumber you roll indicates a

(03:23:39):
damage type but um I asked you before and you said I could just
do Thunder all the time and stuff.
Oh wait. It's supposed to be.
Oh, that's weird. It's like different.
Yeah. So it's like a one does like
poison it to this? No.
Yeah, they um, fuk with thunder is fine.
I'm just okay. That makes a little more sense.
All right, fabric shippers and shakes.

(03:23:59):
Is there anything else you'd like to do them?
I think that's a. All right, then up.
Next is Africa's. Turn at the top.
Just turn. You screeches out again.
Sorry, at the end of his turn heels for blindness, so I guess
he's still blind. Easy.
But I think at the top of his turn, he rolls for snare.
Um, so let me get to the Beats on that because he can use his

(03:24:22):
Action to make an intelligence check.
On disadvantage on it. Yeah, I don't know.
He's gonna make an investigationcheck on this thing.
Um oh sorry it's an Arcana. Check that he can use as an
action or you can make a deck save at the end of his term.
Well, it's in the action. This is another creature that

(03:24:44):
can reach the creature. Oh the creature or someone else.
He's not that. Starts moving wildly and fast
and shaking and shivering aroundin the restraints.
He was restrained but that does not mean he's paralyzed so he
can still sort of wiggle his arms around.

(03:25:04):
Yeah, and do things up there. Now it's speed is 0, so he
doesn't go anywhere but he starts wiggling.
And you notice his arms, flail around his body and he sort of
opens his turn up with a sudden barrage of things.
He pulls out of his large flowing coat, he flings out.

(03:25:24):
What looks like two planar trinkets immediately.
Okay, the first one looks like an amulet that he has.
He holds it up and screeches out.
This one's from fucking Alicia. You bastards He puts it and
smacks it hardened to his forehead shattering the thing,

(03:25:46):
you hear sound as a small glistening bubble slowly appears
around. Zev Rex extends for about, but
looks like five feet in each Direction and then pop and
seemingly disappear. After that he reaches into his
cloak once again and pulls out something else.
This thing he holds up and says fucking bitches, this is Shadow

(03:26:08):
fell. Holds up a small mask.
It looks like it's black and in nature almost two black to make
out any defining details. But it's long and large and
looks like it might be. He holds the mask up to his face
and you see his whole body beginto Shimmer.
Just a moment as I roll a quick defor.

(03:26:29):
Oh fuck. I got a four and you see
appearing from Shadow around hiseyes for others.
Have a peer all wearing the sameblack mask, four of them,
including the main one, begin shaking and laughing.
Nightmare Night. I weird cloning shit.

(03:26:53):
Talk. What would you guys like today?
Maybe we didn't need that bomb. Yes.
Next up. Then after the average goes in
four illusory, duplicates, appeal or are there loser?
Is able able looks around and goes.
Well, I never this is unkempt and unruly fighting a magic.

(03:27:13):
User is like fighting some sort of snake.
And not imagine it. You then runs toward this
average that is hoisted up in the air, the one that's still
still held in the snare. Oh, I should mention as his turn
and he is going to make a blindness deafness check minus
four and I think he can also tryto unrestrained at the same time

(03:27:37):
gets how am I got such a treat? I give both the snare is a
dexterity saving threat indeed. Okay, so he makes a DEX saving
throw for that which is a looks like a low roll a nine?
Not enough fail. Snare continues though
blindness, deafness is a constitution.

(03:27:58):
Saving throw pull that up. Still a plus one.
Fuck, I am out here. Great spell, demos Nothing
happens. Then able goes, he begins
running toward these everex heldup and down these fucking

(03:28:19):
Wizards. I'm sick and tired of fighting
them. Everywhere we go.
I can't go back to about Halo where it's better.
You that's also baby. Don't see any other identifying
characteristics about us. That was pretty fucking that
identifying. Well, And you watch as Abel runs
into a space. Buys averix as he crosses the

(03:28:41):
threshold of what looks like, where the bubble popped earlier
here, a sucking sound and Abel suddenly lifts off the ground.
You shout, what's going on? What's my dad?
You damned beast and then able goes flying directly up.
Flung into the air, looks like 50 feet straight up and to the

(03:29:04):
side. He begins crying out.
Having been unable to make a strike, he uses his turn just to
sort of maneuver himself in the air to try to land properly and
then he end of Abel's. Turn Jaya.
You're up next. Tuesday's, look at you with us

(03:29:25):
sort of giant grin myself. Should I go for the main body?
Yeah, preferably pew pew. This bitch again.
Roll to hit. Can I take the reaction real

(03:29:45):
quick? Oh, what are your reaction?
Um, demos wants to pull out his Scroll of feather, falling and
cast it on. That is so kind.
Yes, as a reaction, you whip it out and cast Feather Falls.
Able begins hurling to her out. The spell goes out, you see Abel

(03:30:06):
suddenly slowest descent and stop, screaming as loud as what.
Who was that? Thank you, kindly, who's kind
stranger? Whoever it was saved my life.
He begins floating down, he looks around wildly, but Wilder
and a bit sort of unfettered by the whole thing.
My goodness, how Unbecoming of me?
Whoever that was, I owe you quite a bit of.
Thanks, once we're all done withthis, he floats down, it's fine,

(03:30:28):
just, I guess just don't get close to him.
Oh, it was you my hero? Okay, I see, I See.
So I'm 11:22. I'm assuming 11 doesn't hit 22.
Does 11, does not hit the 22 would hit however because of the
strange bubble around, Rick's prime, I would need you to roll

(03:30:51):
that role a disadvantage please.So please roll to hit again.
Oh, it wasn't she already rolling with advantage.
That's just straight. Was that?
Link with Advantage. Oh cuz he's blind.
That's a good point. So um then it's just too
straight roles. So ignore me.
The second hit does hit then a 22.
Um, again another three damaged all the damage.

(03:31:17):
How many times can I do? Okay, once per turn.
So I'll just have a detector again that can do that twice.
Oh, my plays. Okay, so it's the nine, plus the
three. So the 12.
Yeah, honestly, since you right now, might as well action, sir,

(03:31:39):
Gunslinger die. And then roll to hit.
Then Roll Tide. 22 does hit the second half of 13 is a missed.
The 22 is a hit though. So Roman 22.
Okay, this one, I have to do this once God damn it.

(03:32:02):
Oh, the three again because I can do it one more time for the
actual spark. Sure.
All right, another three comes through dealing five in total as
Africa. As you see the bullets, curve
upward a bit as they reach within the sort of 5 foot,
circle of his bubble. That's around him.
Pulled upward almost with the same force that a, but you sort

(03:32:25):
of curve the bullet, just write JFK style, where you little
lower and it curves right up into his body grazing, and all
right. Jay is there anything else you'd
like to do then or a face? It is your turn.
On this door at level two. All right.

(03:32:53):
Roll, Daniel versus the door. Needs to make a constitution.
Check of 16. I will say it automatically
fails. You're just rolling damage.
Yeah, well, I was gonna say, Zach's also in the radius.
So he should. It's, um, just a double check is
shatter a sphere. Or is it like grounded us fear?

(03:33:14):
Okay, cool. Yeah, well then, he's Gonna Roll
a constitution saving and I suppose because he's fucking
blind. I actually know if this one
requires sight, but, oh, it's just a sound in the interest of
being fair. I feel like shatter is a sound,
I don't know. Seeing it would help him.
Dodge it kind, man. Well, he got an 18 for the

(03:33:36):
Constitution saving through, okay?
Saves. He's gonna take half damage on
this. All right, roll damage, the door
does have a damage threshold, great.
It's 11 damage. You're made of inorganic.
Material saving throw but I guess that doesn't mean it does
double damage the shadow, okay? Shatter doesn't say anything
about double damage and structures it used to but I

(03:33:57):
think it does. Change.
We double damage against inorganic, I think, but now
inorganic just says disadvantage.
Now if my DM feels like it makessense, I feel like it makes
sense, but I guess my DM didn't feel like wood takes double
damage to fire. So I don't know what to believe
anymore. I just Okay, that was my action.

(03:34:24):
As my bonus action, I'm going torun in to here.
And well that's not the most sexually that's movement but as
my bonus action, I'm going to uncap my thing of infinite ink.
My flask of infinite ink and press my thumb over the top,
like you do with the fucking hose and try to spray as much

(03:34:46):
ink as I can on average Prime. All right, you run as close as
you possibly can get before the tug of the wind pulls you up.
And just as a note, your shattergoes out.
You notice, average does take some damage from bites.
His teeth again, lifetime, God'sgreater, is that stop doing
that. As his body twists and shakes is

(03:35:06):
the thunder wrecks, through him,the door behind him, you see the
door frame. A large crack runs down the
center, but it doesn't collapse.Okay, you begin spraying.
You notice as you sort of pressure, wash the ink towards
the wind around him, picks it upand drags it straight upward
before. It can even get near him, it

(03:35:26):
didn't begins lightly raining ink.
Okay, here's the question. Would you say this ink spray is
a bonus action or a free action?I would have said bonus action.
Okay, there's anything else you'd like to do, or if a face
know, I've used all my actions. That's good.
That's called action economy, stupid gravity field.
I don't know what to do about it.

(03:35:49):
All is where his other Shadow. Okay.
So other Shadows are pretty far the ink.
Right? Isn't just coming down in this
area. Yeah, just sort of around you
and him is any of it getting on him.
It's just be blown, right? Back up as a good Just rub it
off, like all goals, and run back again.
Um now I guess goes next shit. What what are we fucking doing?

(03:36:11):
I can't get close to him. You can't.
If I come with you, fuck wait, no.
I know something for this. Hold on.
I think someone taught me. Well, I guess she's both his
daggers and holds out his hands to the zaps in the Wind Tunnel.
I call this one which Bolt. No one that got excited this
time. Ever got so excited.
The first time I did it. But when Chad, got this, listen,

(03:36:37):
this is gonna work you out of hand.
And you see a beam of purple arcing magic shoot out from his
hands towards Africa's. Got a 17 to hit that is just
enough as you see, which work out and connect between malice
and Zach's and then it sticks. His average against coughing.

(03:37:00):
Now, why are you people doing tome?
Stop it as he Zapped. Zop.
And you notice that the both between malangas and zabrac
stays and Malika sort of shout. Hey, look at what.
And then up next is higher Vallejo.
What would you like to do? Yeah, I feel right.
What's that? I feel good about that.
No one's been damaged yet surprisingly.

(03:37:21):
No, yeah, cool. Gonna try to kill him again.
Um, I'll repeat my second or my second level up gas of magic
Missile and I also let out my little thing.
So that's my truck on a cry. Yeah, yeah, so everyone get

(03:37:42):
Advantage just in case you didn't already have advantage on
Zach's until next time and let me roll the damage for that
magic Missile. Yeah, I dare to dream about my
damage rolls. I cared a Dream of Electric
Electrics. Okay, got a three Dooms dream of

(03:38:05):
construction sheep. Oh, and the three and, and Four.
So that is gonna be a total of 14 damage in magic Missile.
I spent eat my shorts. Is that your gonna cry?
Yeah, the sound earlier it was just for fun.

(03:38:28):
All right. So 14 damage goes rocketing
towards zaverich Prime in the middle, right?
Yeah. You see him get zapped with it.
He screeches out as the magic Missile slam into the side of
him. And he, you notice now, some
sort of strange almost Golden Acre begins dripping out of his
body. Holy shit.

(03:38:48):
Um, this is merely by being hit.You're not sure if he is
bleeding properly. The D&D term yet, but he's
definitely like bloodied or, youknow, there's blood coming out
of him. Hi.
Are you watching? Is your magic Missile seem to
hurt pretty bad. He's got a snarl on his face as
he looked around with the steel,milky eyes and screeches out
again, stop this. And once is there anything else
you'd like to do know? I'm gonna be it.

(03:39:09):
All right. Then up next is the most would
you like to do? Oh the most is going to cast
which bolt. Hey Oh yes, yes, so cool
Mulligan's aren't I just thank you.
Oh, so is it just a straight roll?

(03:39:30):
Oh yes, it is. A straight roll.
All right. Ah 15.
Oh I'm sorry. Do you know that it's just under
his AC the witch bolt goes closeand you see it gets so close to
the wind but then it just gets pulled up almost by reverse to
gravity sailing up and disappearing feeling to connect
you was very close. Is there anything else you'd

(03:39:53):
like to do demos? Oh, that we might turn, right?
That is good. Turn we then pop around to the
top of initiative. Now do them you are on a Nat 20
for initiative so I suppose you go before anything else but
there is now something else thathappens on a tool.
So do you want to go before or after the thing happens?
Oh I'll just go after after okay.

(03:40:13):
So at 8:20 all of the Zach's around this specific space with
the black masks, on these sort of cloned, his average is each
make their move. Oh this one goes, five ten,
twenty toward Jaya, this one turns and goes five.
Ten towards Doula and finally toward demos, all of them, run

(03:40:38):
to get into clothes melee range.Oh shit.
Each one of these illusory. Pull out a small with looks like
glass apple. A green liquid sloshes inside of
the glass apple and each of themsort of Screams out this one's
from the plane of Elemental acid, you fuker.

(03:41:00):
As they all, hold the fruit up to their mouth and bite down as
hard as they can, crushing the glass and you see golden blood
shoot out of their gums for a moment.
And then the illusory duplicate disappears.
And it said, you see this small bit of green liquid.
That was in the glass apple exploded outward.
I would like all of you including Jaya malagos, dulum

(03:41:23):
and demos to, please give me a dexterity saving.
Please be smart with his placement and higher as well, so
it's not bless. Hey um I believe you do still
have blessed. It's less a minute right here.
Yes, that's plus four. Plus a D4.
It doesn't even fucking matter because I got a 2 1.

(03:41:47):
Six. All right, so um for those of
you guys the DC for the spell was a 16.
So if you roll below a 16, whichlooks like it's my six and my
11, that is a failure as a Molt of acid is, sort of sprayed out
in about a five-foot radius circle around each of these

(03:42:07):
illustrious abracs. There are illusory formed
disappear, almost immediately asthey go.
But you'll notice this acid, sort of sprays out in every
direction. Around them hitting pretty much
all of you guys, except, or a face, who was sort of in the
center. Dulum, I did not see a role on
here. What did you get using a luck
point. I got that 20.
Yeah, so rolling the acid damagenow.

(03:42:30):
Oh a lot of five total of 29 acid damage so that you'll have
it, which has down to I supposed15 or wait, 14.
But if not, it's a full 29 acid damage as it sprays out in all
this average is disappear leaving behind a sort of asset
on the ground. Higher actually goes.

(03:42:52):
Yeah, eat my spit eyes. So you lose the concentration on
Bliss higher, and the most, I would like you to make a
constant creation. Check on your blindness.
Deafness, please. Oh, so you're gonna hate this.
Was it good blindness? Doesn't require concentration.

(03:43:15):
Fucking hate this game. Crazy.
Oh, just lasts a minute. Yeah, emails are resistant to
acid damage, but whatever. Oh that's true.
So yes, that actually is something you should account for
demos. So you should, um, let's see.
Did you make your save you? Fail it, right?
Yeah. So you'll still, you'll take

(03:43:37):
half damage. Anyway, if you had saved, you
would have taken Note coming outon top, the black dragon.
Hi or Vallejo. I was trying to, you know, maybe
just doing more melee stuff at some point.
All right. At that note, it is now dulum
you watches all this happens. All right oh move 10 feet for

(03:44:01):
okay and cast Aid so that it hits higher.
All right, I'll have to hit higher, I guess my legs and I,
yeah. All right.
So is that 10 points? Five?
Five perfect? Oh, goodness me.
I forgot to even roll Malaga. Know, my God.

(03:44:21):
What a fool I am dexterity. Saving throw.
Oh I wanted it to turn our last round.
Um no he did not. That is not me gives you here.
He's optimistic about what's happening.

(03:44:45):
I was very scared. I hit the back here.
Samir play extra good this next turn to make not that he's
always not playing extra haha. Well, he rolled a six, yeah.
Oh, I'm going next year. He's optimistic.
All right, so higher you come back with five temp.

(03:45:08):
HP mallige, who fail to save wasactually pretty bad.
He only had a four Health left. He's coming back on four and
dude, I got hit by 209 that killed higher.
Higher, you do notice though, ithappens on the same.
So you don't even hit the groundbefore live again, which is a

(03:45:29):
really uncanny and very uncomfortable experience, as you
breathe a death rattle, and thenbreathe it back in, and you
catch yourself before you fall back in their Soldier
immediately, spit out. The poison.
This has been right. Outbreaks, looks over blind.
But still horrified. All right, so do them.
Is there anything else you'd like to do the 8th out?

(03:45:50):
Higher is, um, could I look at Savage with my I guess like
magnetic field vision and see ifhe has anything metal on him?
All right? You look closely at him, give me
a perception check, so 15 spending a moment.
Looking at him. Yes, he has ever rolled magic
items on the. Most obvious is sort of a pretty
hefty bag. He has shoved, sort of at the

(03:46:12):
hilt on his left side, which looks to be feeling of tiny
metal objects, maybe beyond that.
It looks like he has a sort of Raw to shape metal thing.
On his right side and that is all you determined from this
specific perception. Check does he have any other
rods obvious? Fuck you.

(03:46:34):
Um, out of those. What looks like?
What look I guess like most Out Of Reach On Him Out Of Reach.
The coins look like they might be in a sack from what you can,
tell the way he's thrashing around, but the metal rod looks
like it's like just sort of loosely held on a belt loop,
which looks like it's a bit morelike accessible or him if you

(03:46:56):
mean, but it also might be for someone else too.
Okay. Um, I guess could I just try
with my what's it called? You know me.
Try to pull his staff off of him.
All right, to give me a slight of handshake for this.
Now, he is going to be rolling adisadvantage, because he's

(03:47:17):
blinds. Not quite sure what's happening
and opposing. Slide a fan, check.
Okay. All right, his roles were a 12
and an eighth. Eighth was the lowest plus five
is a 13 total. I rolled on the national 16.
Mind power, you lift, the rod slowly out of his belt loop, he

(03:47:38):
sort of scrambles for like, what's happening?
Ghost, touching me and His Handssort of flail around reaching
around his body trying to going on.
It's too late. You pull the thing right out of
its holster and he screeches andsort of reaches for it just
touches the edge of it, but it goes loose out of his grip and
sort of floats up and down and you sort of hover it in the air
a bit. What do you want to do?
Ah, I think I just essentially want to disarm it from him so

(03:48:00):
like kind of Chuck it I guess towards or faces directional,
the thing and or if you see thissort of as it gets closer and
smacks up next to you it's sort of looks like a dowsing.
Nice. And it's there he screeches out
back. I needed that.

(03:48:20):
Doing, would you like to do anything else?
That's it. All right.
Then up next, it is Africa. Turn he flails around in the
air, as the vine still hold him.He's still looking blinded and
he screeches out. Its you all, isn't it?
I can smell it on you and I hit the same ones.
I saw this morning at night shop, the same ones I saw at the
restaurant. Okay, bitch.

(03:48:43):
What happened to two weeks? Everyone was saying it's too
weak. So as Nick I said A week and a
half, I'm here. This is most unwelcome.
I don't know why you're here forme.
I thought we were making a deal.Ah let's kill the lady of pain
together. I'll help you do it.

(03:49:03):
You know, she's not coming down here, helping you but I'll go up
there with you please. This fucked up.
What we're doing to this man here at the start of his turn.
You see a bubble around him Shimmer, appearing out of
nothingness and then pop. The gravity disappears.

(03:49:24):
thankfully, he scratches his head and Even reaches around his
coat. Once more feeling around, for
other things that he has, he finds in one of his pockets, a
small seed that he pulls out, hehooks it at the ground and sort
of a vain attempt. He screeches as it smacks into
the ground and you see this small seed immediately grow,

(03:49:48):
this one's from feywild as the seed plants itself into the salt
and reaching out of it. A massive wall of vines UPS from
the surface, creating a sort of wall between him and the loudest
voices that he can hear, which just sort of to his right.
It's reaches over the edge of the salt platform a bit sort of

(03:50:09):
dropping down and reconnecting the entire thing is 30 feet tall
and it looks to have sharp Vinesalong the entire thing like
razors thorny the entire way. Next to reaches around.
Once more and just sort of dashes through his pockets to
try to find something that he wants, he eventually lands on
looks like a small flask pulls it out.

(03:50:32):
Holds it up to his mouth and then blows as hard as he can, as
quickly radiating out from Zach's, you see a slightly light
pink gas Exum out almost like perfume.
You see there seems to be small particles in the flask as it
flies out and it feels quite a large space.
It then hovers for a moment. The gas remaining an area, blows

(03:50:55):
it all out. In the glass, beside him falls
to the ground and cracks as he screeches out.
Again, it's on. You isn't it?
Proved it, say you're there. I want to hear it.
This is fucked up, just blinded him and killing him.
He doesn't even know who's here and we none of us will speak.

(03:51:16):
Does anyone say anything? Oh, I don't know what fucking
black magic. He needs my voice and name for
well, chop, I suppose that it might be those Yellow.
But say, well, it's honorable toshow your name and combat.
Screeches out again. And then he rolls for blindness

(03:51:39):
deafness and fucking stupid shit.
Baby shit. Dexterity saving throw.
Oh I forgot to add the modifier.Oh 19.
Yeah he saves oh he falls to theground.
Three feet down. Smacking the ground.
The con modifier comes out next bastard.
It's a 15 day. Most.

(03:52:03):
Oh yes. Oh yeah.
Does he get it managed again with silvery barbs?
Sure, I think it's just one role.
Yeah. Roll a D20 and use the lower.
It's just one. Nice.
So hold on. A second, to do delivery barbs.

(03:52:25):
Here comes the next one. Silver reeba lower.
It's a seven Easter eggs again. Why is that don't touch my
magic? You vagrant.
And with that is turn his over. Ableist neck up next.
Ah, let's have a slice at you. He passes towards quickly and

(03:52:50):
takes a mean slice with the great sword having advantage to
hit because it is a blinded creature.
Able rolls pretty good at 21 which does hit.
Yeah. Yeah, Fabrics are creature comes
down, hard ones, ever to shoulders.
Ah she's screeches out. Dealing nine eight damage with a

(03:53:11):
great sword. It was Africa, starting to look
pretty beat up now, up next Jaya, what would you like to do?
Pew, pew. A J.
You do not have line of sight, right there.
Seems to be a massive wall, plant life in between you and
zbricks. That's my movements being like
smells like flowers in this. Great gas.

(03:53:32):
I'm not sure what to do 15, 20, 25 30, fuck.
I think, oh, fold my action. For when I in case he comes into
my life, this site. I, alright, then up next is,

(03:53:56):
Sir, or a face or face? Would you like to do?
Um here and you know who knows what he's so I am here or sorry.
I'm here. I am going to Center my shatter

(03:54:20):
here so it hits both lyrics and the door again, but not able.
All right. Is it a constitution?
Saving throw? He let me double check that but
I'm pretty sure. Yes, it is.
Looks like a failure. He got a nine.
Oh my God. Okay, 38 damage idiot.
Wow, not a good role. 8 pretty good.
Is it is it super good? Shakes the salt beneath them and

(03:54:43):
he sort of stumbles with his feet finally on the ground, he's
like falling all over the place.And you see him sort of drop
down to one side on the hand as he looks around.
Blindly Or a face, the door, cracks down the middle and you
see half of it slumped to the side.
Yes. Excuse me.

(03:55:04):
Um, I don't really have a bonus action but I always Just stupid.
Okay, that's my favorite all. Get behind this.
So we can't see me if he shakes up the blindness.
All right, you creep behind? Yeah.
And is there anything else you'dlike to do now?

(03:55:25):
That's like I can do and like I guess it's up next fuck man.
I shit. I can't see him anymore but I
think my little witch bolt is still attached so I guess I'll
just do that. Nice one this is zap.
Its maximum for the full 12 damage.
Oh yeah. That's his average starts
bleeding. Never doing 40 damage again.

(03:55:47):
I It was awesome. It was great for the damaged
man, you see the golden blood running thick now and rivets
down his body as he screeches out.
And that's the end of Malika's. Just turned higher.
You are up next back to life. Higher yours.
Have a newly with 5H, I say somecorny.
Shit. Like we shall Prevail and cast a

(03:56:11):
mess. Healing word.
Alright. So who do you want to pick?
Um, great question. Oh, rolls, I'm gonna move past
mallige and then, how far is he inward?
You step, behind mall, I guess, Malik just sort of shouts over.
I don't go too far. I have to.
Yeah, I'm right here, I don't step out from behind malagos, I

(03:56:31):
use a meta magic point to cast distant spell, um, so that I can
so that my range is the same. I got chapters stay close to Old
Molly, that's not a lot but it is six.
All right. That should be enough to get
everyone that heal though, but yeah gets everyone.
That's six six. Hmm.

(03:56:52):
All right. So everyone heals six All right.
Anything else you'd like to do higher?
Chronic cry. And that's it.
All right, thanks for the heels higher of course.
Yeah. A lot better now, still badly
injured but a lot better. All right, then up.
Next is Samir Arboles. Who I guess was a little give me

(03:57:14):
a runs out from behind his pillar and shouts out as loud as
he can. All right.
It's the Dora destroyed, I think.
So good. Then let's have a proper
Showdown. Haha.
Any Wheels around his giant backpack to the front of his
body. Throwing out, three metal balls
in quick succession the three ofthem.
Roll out one of them, quickly transforms into a frog.

(03:57:37):
Another a bird, some sort of eagle and the last sort of Fox
like creature and all three of these summons go running flying
hopping Etc towards I need little character models for
these like how you have for letter more Well, the three
creatures run towards and you see they all make three Attack

(03:58:00):
rules against them. All right, the eagle makes a
strike but misses, oh, wait. I guess they all have fucking
Advantage though. Is going crazy.
Listen that's all that matters, man.
All right, so that is the eagle makes it attack and does hit the

(03:58:21):
fox. Unfortunately, misses in the
Frog also hits. That's two hits from old as he
deals a total of 7 lightning damage as the bird sort of slams
down and another seven acid damage as the Frog sort of
sticks out, an acidy tongue, really hard as you screeches out

(03:58:43):
again. He's injured.
Now the blood is running thick. Good that is samir's.
Turn as he shouts out. All right, I think we're doing
good and he moves hesitant distance away though.
Demos you're up next. Um, demos is going to cast which
bolt again. Straight roll.

(03:59:05):
The most. This one's a straight roll.
This is a straight roll. Wait, no, it's not.
It says Advantage. He is blinded.
For correcting me there. That's what That looks like it
did a lot. Now, two witch bolts.

(03:59:26):
Stick out of Africa. The pain writing through him as
he screeches out. Why this guy.
And that will be the most turn. All right, the most that is the
end of your turn. It is now back around to the top
of an initiative duel him with the net. 20 year up yet again
Fabrics, just looking injured but he still got a few things on

(03:59:49):
his person that you can tell at least from the metal searching.
You see that bag of what looks like coins is still there and he
looks around with those milky eyes terrified.
All right, I'll try it in my Magneto Powers again.
Try to get the back off of. All right.
All of this bag off, it is just too heavy.
I need a power can pull more like a coin out.

(04:00:11):
That's about the extent you can do right now.
Okay, sure. All right, give me another
slight of hand check. You'll be opposing a poor sad,
man. This is an evil guy, okay?
Don't let the fact that we've blinded him in our meeting him
in a circle, just beat him up for his flight Adventure, 14.

(04:00:33):
All right, you pull one of the coins out from his sack.
He screeches that again, stop it.
As he reaches out, trying to putto no avail the coin floats out
and you see it. It looks like denticles to the
one face found earlier aorta, off white coin with a hole in
it. It has no markings So yeah, I
guess. Hold on to it.
All right, you know, have a white coin, sweet.

(04:00:59):
All right. Anything else you'd like to do
them? Yeah.
For my action AllCast mine with on him so yesterday we can say,
hey here I go and I'll use two sorcery points to make him roll
at this Advantage. Plus One lower save.
Oh nice. The first role would have been
really good but second rule was only a 10.
Yeah, 10 total. Whack?

(04:01:21):
What's the damage? It's 12, right?
Jump. You see his mind as he screeches
again. And he has a minus 4 to the
next. Saving throw correct or minus
default on this spell makes it. So you can only just use to move
take an action or a bonus action.
Oh Right. Excellent.

(04:01:42):
Okay, well, we fail to save. So on his turn, which is the
next choose, one of the things. Sweet, nice.
And that's my turn. That's right here.
Zach from World's toward Abel, the closest person to him, who
he knows is right there because making a lot of noise and just
swung a fuking bad him and he's having screeches.
You tell me what's going on, don't Let's PS the time trying

(04:02:06):
to slash you to death, so Hold Steady.
Enough. Savage shouts and takes an
action to grab out of his head. The feathers that he has plucked
in his hat. Oh, he holds them up like darts
and throws them quickly and Rapid succession.

(04:02:27):
All three go toward Abel. Making three Attack rules at
disadvantage because he's blind,he has a plus zero to hit with
these, so we really just put them all out there.
First roll a seven, a miss it goes wide second row, eight, it
goes wide. The last one comes up.

(04:02:47):
Fuck, where's my macro? Good, there we go.
Disadvantaged all in that 20, but it's lost.
Oh, you're here. Yes.
Yeah, I will have them re-roll and let me find it up, man.
I'm sure the tides won't change.That's 20.

(04:03:09):
Okay. He does have a plus two to hit
with this so far, still nothing set but thanks for all with the
Silvery bars. Oh it's just rolled off the
thing again, 14 plus 2. What is Ablaze AC?
Not high enough because I have armor right now.
I really need to get some armor on me, good gods.
And you see last of the three little darts of the feathers,

(04:03:33):
shoot into the side of him. As this happens, able takes a
whopping 4 piercing damage and he rolls a Charisma, saving
zaps, sort of smiles as the lastDart lands sort of going from a
throwing motion to just sort of like a stabbing motion with each
of feathers in his head. Really burning everything as the

(04:03:54):
second part of silvery barbs. I want to give able Advantage
honestly. Oh excellent.
All right. That's right.
You can do both at once. That is excellent.
Excellent rewards. All right.
Let's see here. Prisma.
Oh, wait, no Advantage. Sorry, that was the first role.
That was not all of it, too. Good rolls.
Oh my God. It keeps rolling off the 20.

(04:04:15):
Mann, just wishing to have one able got.
Oh, the same thing. Twice, he got an eight, and
another eight plus two is a 10 Christmas saving through the
advantage seem to just got stunned and whatever this was
and you see his eyes sort of back for a second shit, speaks
to him and almost a quiet, hushed voice, like two friends,
talking, able to responds and another quiet voice.

(04:04:38):
And Everett Smiles that all too wide smile is back to all of you
and goes, I know a secret With this able sort of rules around
and you see his mouth is slung wide.
It looks like he is Charmed, oh God zbricks then holds out one

(04:05:00):
of his hands in front of him andyou see you sort of looks toward
it still blind. So he can't fucking see.
And just speaking aloud as if toknow, one not casting anything,
not moving? He says, I want to buy minutes
now. Yeah, yeah.
And extremely late in the battle.

(04:05:25):
With higher and just congratulations to demos for
pulling out this fucking discussing blinding.
So early, it's really hard for someone to know what's happening
when blinded so or a face and higher as he says this, you

(04:05:45):
leave yourself Seems to happen. It's not as though you pass on
to the next life, as you normally do, when something
pulls you out of your mind? Instead, This Time, it's as if
your mind is placed, sort of beneath someone else's.
You feel all your thoughts getting picked over all of your

(04:06:07):
memories and your strategies looked at by something else and
then all the sudden, your body moves you watch out of the same
eyes that you always have. But you feel letting up its own
not exactly doing what you will it to rather something else is
willing, aha. Yeah, okay.
So at this point higher and or aface, I would like you guys to

(04:06:31):
please continue playing yourselves but at this point yes
your one and only goal is to kill one of your party members
as quickly as you can not even Is average is about.
It is about killing your party members.
Use not trapped by anything. He is he is freedom, move
around. It is it is kill a party member
right now to everyone else. You guys see higher and Orpheus

(04:06:54):
their eyes, get some sort of dazzling, light in front of it.
A sort of silvery Faye wild glamour, that Shields them and
just tell something's wrong withthem immediately.
Do I get any choice in which party member?
I want to kill. Um so I leave this up to you now
you can use whatever you think is most efficient and pick
whoever you like you are effectively on Xavier's aside

(04:07:15):
for the next one. Okay.
There's seems to be no saving through this.
It just happens. Unfortunately, he's not asking
you to burn, all your spell slots as fast as possible, but
he is asking every at your disposal and he's not saying
heal him. He's saying kills So up first,
then after zaps is done because he doesn't get to do, anything

(04:07:35):
is able. Now at the start of Ablaze term,
he may tempt to make a wisdom saving through I believe to be
uncharged. Let me see here.
Hold on. Another that's not right.
It makes it at the end of his turn.
So for one turn evil, draws his sword and begins running towards
ulam. He charges.
You do them. And you see orfeas start making

(04:07:57):
is making his way toward you with.
Well, there's a rounded, my enemies April makes one big
swing against you. Do them aiming to slash you
write down the middle with this great sword.
He got a 12 plus 5 does a 17 hit.
Yes right. Do you want to make them do
something funky. Heidi's my reaction.
Okay. All right then the damage is

(04:08:20):
hello. It's six slashing damage against
your and you hear able cry out avast sea monster.
I shall slay thee. Good luck up next.
It's Jaya. So Jaya is at no point, did
Zach's ever into your line of sight?

(04:08:41):
So in hell that was unable to goout.
But you have a whole turn right now?
Would you like to? Oh and let me roll a wisdom.
Saving. They're able.
Stop this charm. He's got a plus zero to wisdom.
He's Sorry he got up. He has a plus two.
So he got a six. Which is not enough you still

(04:09:03):
Charmed. Are they still straight roles?
Um, fuck, I forgot to roll for blindness.
There's so many conditions. Hahaha.
Um, you know what? It's been long enough since his
Everest sister and I forgot about it.
So he's so these are Can you hear me now?
Hello you. You just cut out, it wasn't
about sorry. Um it's been too long since

(04:09:24):
fabric store and so I'm just he's still blind.
Say so it is an at Advantage Realty is blinded.
Oh okay. Oh, I didn't mean to roll the
damage. All right.
Oh damage. But I'll roll again.
That attack to see if I create for the first one.
Sure. And you'll probably rule again
for damage too. Right?

(04:09:45):
Well yeah this is just my first one but since I accidentally
rolled the digital just keep that damage there.
Uh-huh. But with Savage attacker, you
can roll it twice. Oh, you're so right.
I forgot about that. Oh, he got A plus four damage
right there. Bang bomb.
And then I'll roll my second tags is now bleeding hole a 15.

(04:10:06):
Unfortunately just misses that is just under the killer.
I'm putting myself like in between you and her face.
Oh, we got a little scrap down going over here.
Okay to. All right, that is the end of
your turn. Jay up next Aurora or a face.

(04:10:28):
Would you please? But guy, I love us, but you can
do the next minute. Okay, I um I guess I'm fighting
Jaya. I really wanted to run after
mallige but I don't see anywhere.
Okay. In this moment that you're sort
of rushing forward, you are likeCharmed is I suppose the
definition of what is happened to you as part of this, you're

(04:10:51):
sort of part of this Charmed Network.
So you can tell that Abel is on your, okay, great.
Um, I will use my action to activate my Arcane Canon as
Lightning thrower, which isn't effective for the most of the
fight, but it is what's effective for fighting these two
guys. So I do that.
And then as my bonus action, um,I double check this.

(04:11:14):
Yeah. Doom and John are both gonna
have to make a saving. Throw a dexterity.
Soft or face comes right towardsyou guys moving efficiently and
somewhat quietly or if as this is somewhat preferable to win,
Iceland takes over your body. So not happens, you can't even
watch what's happening. But in this one, at least, you
know, you're the worst. What was that crazy?

(04:11:34):
You think so? Yeah.
Okay, Jai makes the same. I got 19.
Okay, thank you. Both gonna take half damage.
Damage is oh, really good role? So you take seven damage each
because it was and that is actually my turn because I'm
back to do a corner and can't move.
And that was my actually was actually, oh, wait, it was an

(04:11:56):
action to activate the Canon, right?
Yeah. And bonus actually use it.
But next turn baby, you don't even know what's coming.
The dagger. All right, so that's our face is
turned olaguez, goes next. I fucking got you higher higher.
Malik is looks to tackle, you can you please give me on a

(04:12:19):
posing strength? Check as he attempts to Grapple
off both of his gloves and lookslike you crazy three oh low,
higher classic. Malik just goes to jump on you
with his big plus zero. I got a five it's Jumped on you

(04:12:41):
sort of dog piling you and the whole time.
So, right in your bit uncomfortable, you see his witch
bolt snap away as he completely concentrated and said, paying
what the fuck is happening? And he touches you with his
skin, higher you go completely blind and stunned.
You sense it to whatever creature was sort of
controlling. You also feels this blindness
and stunning and almost retractson anything as you can't move in

(04:13:05):
your lungs sees up. And now all of a sudden your
ears fade into black and you just hear nothing you're
deafened as well. And you and Malika sit there,
blind and deaf and stunned, holding each other sensitively,
and that's the end of his turn. Higher on the start of your
turn, you get to make a poo poo.Where is it?

(04:13:26):
One Constitution saving throw tohave a moment of risk but is
this before or after I grapple malaga's this would be after
you've been grappled by malice this is on it.
Malika's turn is over. It's your can I use my or can?
Okay, so I guess I want to do the concert Save you.

(04:13:47):
You can't see or hear or move. So there's nothing else to do.
You feel awfully close to malicious well.
Oh my God, an insanely good role.
I stared at him, like I want to kill him.
All right. You for a moment, the site comes
back to you as you come back andyou look around and could feel
your body move and there's pins and needles all over.

(04:14:08):
Um he still wrapped around you though.
In a vise grip at this point. Now you are grappled but you can
move. So having now exited from the
spell or rather this mutation, there's no spell.
You are grappled. So I think the grappled
condition just means that you can't move, but you can still
cast spells if you'd like or tryto break for.
What would you like to do, right?

(04:14:28):
So I can be a good guy. Now, you are still Charmed by
Rick. So you are still a bad guy,
okay. Signature.
All right. You're right now.
Kill malleus. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna do
that strength check. All right, give me a strength
check. This is an action by the way to
do a strength check. I feel like I have to discuss

(04:14:48):
spells. I rolled High 18.
Oh wow, you drilled really high and malagos is, um, rolling it
disadvantage because he's can't move.
She's she's more like a vise grip.
Is go let's see a role Malik is bad, he got a eight all right
you push free higher as malice is still stunned to their for a

(04:15:11):
moment just by himself. Now his eyes sort of look around
wildly but you tell their blinded and you free yourself
higher, you used an action to escape, you still have a bonus
section to movement. Ah, look at this evilly.
Um, yeah, and I'm gonna be really evil and I asked the
Divine spark holding up my ring to him.

(04:15:34):
So that is gonna do some damage as a bonus section.
What is the Divine spark? That's a new one.
I don't know you guys. Um, I'm not sure.
I think I might have. Oh no, you have.
I know this is sorry. Sorry.
Sorry. All right.
So, um, you don't have to hit this completely stunned right
now, which is just automaticallyhits.
Okay. Um, oh wait, that's crazy.

(04:15:55):
Oh no. Okay, yeah, so you roll up one
d8 and add your wisdom modifier.Is that right?
Yeah, it's like there are multiple ways to do it.
Um, It also says, um, you eitherrestore hit points, the creature
equal to that total or Force. The creature to make a
constitution. Saving throw on a failed.
Save the creature takes narcoticor radiant damage equal to that

(04:16:17):
total. So I guess I'm going to make it
a constitution saving their own malice.
All right, he automatically fails.
Roll damage, he's done, you wereand weasel your way out of here.
Oh radiant on him. All right, this is zap.
Oh, there's so many words for this channel division.
Yes, I was really digesting this.

(04:16:38):
It doesn't even like give me a place to roll.
I don't think that's a lot of new stuff I like it.
Listen, you're using your full action economy to kill Malik.
That's a hard thing to do. Oh my God.
Oh my God. You just wanted so bad.
Yeah. What's your wisdom modifier?
Um, my wisdom modifier. So 12 damage in total, are we?

(04:16:59):
You smite Malika's down with a radiant blast and you see him
start bleeding all over the place.
He doesn't near death. You could tell he really wanted
to cry out. Just got slammed by that but
it's completely stunned. Higher.
That looks like your turn. So next up is the optimistic
Samir. He's getting less optimistic.
Smile. Analogous.
His three. Little machines begin going

(04:17:22):
crazy on zabrac. Each advantage to hit.
Because, fuck it, man. We got blindness all day long.
Fuck. It's just so many dice.
There we go. Okay, first roll to hit was a
Nat 20. Second world to hit was a 16
that hits third roll to hit was a oh God, I mean rolled so many

(04:17:44):
fucking dice, 15, which is one under the DC which is not
enough. So the fox continues not but the
bird does. Yeah, that's not right.
So. Oh right to the bird lands.
For six times to 12 damage and the Frog lands for another six,
a total of eighteen damage is both things slammed into him and

(04:18:05):
they As that works cries out once more, you see blood going
down his face. Now, as he cries, what do you
want for me? All right.
You want your friends to kill themselves, it could be arranged
and Samira runs five, 10, 15, 20, 25 30 over here, just to be
closer to the gang and that the end of his turn up.
Next is demos. What do you want to do?

(04:18:27):
Think. I'm going to cast hold person on
or face. Yeah, you'll never catch me.
All right, it's gonna be a DC 15.
Oh wisdom saving throw. Oh, you might not know about
these very wise um, And then I guess before that, what the

(04:18:55):
fuck? Oh.
So why And then before that, I would have activated my witch
bolt that one D12 damage in. Oh yes.
Yeah, please give me that the wealth or a face is a frother,

(04:19:17):
huh? Big four damage.
Does that average is officially near up next back at the top of
an initiative. It's good boy, ULM.
Doom, your surrounded by enemies.
I'd like to cast hypnotic pattern on Oro enable.

(04:19:40):
Oh yeah. Oh and just because I can even
though I suspect these I mean the charm its average nice and
using sorcery points. I want to be disadvantaged yeah
wait so it's for everyone it's disadvantaged.
Yes that's okay. What type of save do I make say
always again I'm you might not know this about me.

(04:20:00):
You're frothing you, okay, it's a name.
Oh able got an eight, fuck you. Okay, they're both in capacity
and you did call it Fabrics. It's unfortunately charm, but
Abel and Orpheus both star up atthe beautiful pattern.

(04:20:28):
I like that. Do you just you just like do it
in the sky? Is that how it worked?
Yeah, I like that so much so youguys are just sort of staring
loud. Okay.
So the two of you guys stare up into the sky and enjoy the
cloudy, day dueling. What else would you like to do?
Um, what time them up? Be a full action or a bony tying
them up? Yeah, let me think about that

(04:20:49):
for a second. I would say to do a good tie up
like properly bind, the hands and body and like legs.
It would be a full action. Now if you just want to quickly
around their hand, call that affection, and that's per
person. Okay?
Yeah, then I had to hook up the Oro and do a loose tie and then
hand the rest of the Jaya. Excellent.
Just light of handshake and you can do this with Advantage

(04:21:12):
because what are you doing to me?
Tying you up country boy, radical Cowboy Save a Horse.
I gave you the rest of some ropegiant.
Okay, excellent. All right.
Um, I suppose, unless you want to move.
That is your turn. Oh yeah.
All right. Then up, next is Roberts, sick.

(04:21:36):
And tired of being blind. Fuck alone.
You see him? Hold out a small perfume bottle.
He sprays it into the air aroundhis crazy quite a bit more.
You see all the pink floating cloud, liquid around him bubble
and gurgle and then get sucked back into fabrics.

(04:22:00):
And a looks like a large chunk of blood runs back up his mouth
and into his mouth again, he looks a bit better.
Oh, still hurt, but better. Heal him.
There we go. So, now he is badly injured, no
longer near death and the giant blob disappears.
Uh, Doom, is he still rolling oris he still either action bonus

(04:22:21):
section open or is he no one turn?
Okay. So then he'll just reach around
the pockets, even find somethingelse.
What else do we got in here? Just a burn.
Fuck my dowsing. Rod is gone.
God that was one. I'm mad.
Hmm. I know what he wants to do.
Zap, Rex leans down grabbing at something around his boots and

(04:22:42):
you see he lifts one of his boots off of his foot.
And then throws it at the ground.
As hard as it can, it's splits into the ground and then you see
a thick black steam, begin to eject from it at high speeds.
This is Elemental are fuck you. You screeches as yet.
Another Cloud appears around him, he's really going all in on
the clouds. Yeah, it's kind of a clouds type

(04:23:04):
of guy. Oh, sort of a known to throw a
clouds. This one has a 30 foot diameter,
what can you as a shroud of gashes Darkness, appears around
him obscuring and everyone in this giant 30 foot radius Circle
in non-magical darkness. This is a cloud higher and

(04:23:30):
Malaga because completely swept over you and you go blind and do
them able and Jaya and orfeas, you guys are only illuminated by
the sort of dancing hypnotic pattern right above you and
vision cups out. Exactly five feet.
After that the most you're the only one who is outside of this
and now you look in and all you see is a giant globe of darkness
and then sort of like a disco ball sort of where Doula was

(04:23:52):
that the end of Ever. Just now able who doesn't even
make a save, right? He's just chilling.
Yeah, right, it is now giant. What do you want to do?
You're surrounded by Darkness. I can't see.
I got sick and tired of Advantage.
Now, you can roll a straight roll, bitch.

(04:24:12):
Fuck you. Um in that case I'm rolling my
first one was a grip point that will give me Advantage.
I think it doesn't have to be nice.
This is great. You've got Advantage from
blindness, disadvantage from darkness and then Advantage from
grit point. Sniped an app?

(04:24:34):
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
So this first one's gonna be at I'm killing myself.
Like the second one wasn't that Advantage?
It was just a strict. Yeah.

(04:24:54):
Oh did you only get over becauseof the grit point.
Oh the grip point I got Advantage is just on the first
one for the first shot. Got it.
Okay. So both shots go up and they
both go wide as you hear the blast.
So you have extreme Before I forget this time far away.

(04:25:16):
No I'm doing this time. I get I'm Gonna Roll never.
He has advantage on saving throws against magic if you guys
still not getting those 13. All right, constitution on.

(04:25:37):
Yeah, it would be great too because he could probably run
really fast if you could see where he's going.
Fuck stupid shit. Fuck.
Next up is so fast. Oh Giants, just like to do.
Um, it may movement. When he attacks Doom.

(04:25:59):
Um because it's dark right now. You you can't see when he'll
attack instead. You would just have to win that.
Yeah. Sort of push in, right?
Yeah. Doom, do you allowed to sort of
shove it and able to sorry? Sergeant their incapacitated
right now. Okay.

(04:26:22):
The smoke. It's really like Grim vision of
everyone where it's only top down lighting with really dull
disco lights. It's like the really like scary
horse story flashlight to head down where he's like really
thick Shadows on the eyes. So I sort of wanders in and then
wander oh dude, that's my laser blood work.
Here it does it shines out to five feet around you so not much

(04:26:45):
but it does help make J look like Okay, it's still a dim
light but you can't see Abel in front of you who still staring
up meaninglessly at the lights or a face?
Unfortunately I think on your term it is also just just like
time. Yeah.
I'm in all of the beauty of the world.
I'm Malik just next to finally wakes up like a syllabus Malik

(04:27:09):
is breeds in hard. Oh higher.
Don't think you get away from methat he's Can you please roll me
and opposing grappling? Check higher Vallejo.
Deuce. Stop.
I don't know. I don't know if that makes me
say that. I just wanted to oh, my God, you
eat them out for. Oh my god, wow.
Like I even rolled it wrong too.But you, you got him no matter

(04:27:31):
what. Well, he goes to jump for you
and you narrowly dodged out of the way and he was under fuck.
And that is the end of Alice's turn.
He doesn't, he's action economy.Isn't that good?
He doesn't hire you're up next. Good job.
Molly Gets way to save the groupthere.
Fuck you evil higher like your name just says regular higher

(04:27:52):
fighting. Good hire.
Oh, but or face, it says evil Orpheus.
Now I'm up. Casting the magic Missile aiming
to kill magic Missile. A third level.
Oh yeah. It's my best offense, dude.
Fuck. Yeah.
And you're pumping these into Mallika.
I assume right? Yeah.

(04:28:12):
Well I know pumping shit into each other.
Oh, so yeah, you can tell me when he goes down Mason.
You can stop rolling. You can stop rolling man.
I did six eleven sixteen Twenty-One damage.
Yeah. So um, this is very important.
I just want you guys all to knowthat in the dark where no one

(04:28:35):
can see him Malika's, just dead at higher.
You feel in a mint sense of satisfaction while she over you,
the most pleasurable excitement,and almost the sense of like,
Commitment to something. You'd find you did something,
you did something that you were meant to do and it feels so so
good. And you're just ready for the
next person. Me, when I move as I do this,

(04:29:01):
and I'm gonna use my other magicpoint so that I guess they don't
need to. Actually, with movement is,
where is able able is over here?Oh Ablaze evil able, able able
is on your team. Yeah so here is over here is not
so I'm sorry. Fuck I'm gonna kill your own

(04:29:24):
very good. Thank you.
Do you have something you can dothis around with the distant
spell whatever. The rest of them, can't they
like it? Direct each match missile the
time. So the leftover damage from
malagos would go to Samir. Well, this is true but
unfortunately you just can't seethem right now.
Magic Missile does need line of sight and you saw mallige

(04:29:44):
because he was like alright, fucking but these other guys are
way out of distance, you would not be outside of the bubble to
see Oh, there's like a fog. Oh, yeah, yeah, there's a giant
like Fallout around you Darkness, can I lose fat 5 10?
Yeah, 15 now samira's in range. Okay.
Yeah, so just over the very edgeof this glob of Darkness, you

(04:30:06):
sort of wheel your magic missiles around from where they
were sort of spinning around malagos to shoot over towards
Samir, you killed malagos and you had two magic missiles left.
You had five and five you ten damage left and then I'll do my
holy symbol thing again phuc. Yea dude hires on fire are you
do great against the group but just like people you know,

(04:30:27):
really show him what's up, you good at it.
All right please roll the d8 forthe holy symbol AS samira's.
Gonna Roll a constitution savingthe bro.
If all he's got a plus zero to con.
So yeah. Oh you think he would be

(04:30:51):
constituted? That is another three damage
from higher necrotic. Oh so rude.
He sort of cries out and stop that.
I thought the malice was gettingyou.
What's it? What did you do about us?
sorry, it's just regular higher than I'm talking to And higher.

(04:31:13):
That was a great turn. I believe that's all you have.
So up next is Samir to can no longer has line of sight of his
monkey, can't give them instructions and he runs over
past the most and goes, the mostdoing, though, the state of Abel
and orfeas, do they need help? Are you in there?
Do them last. We saw they were looking at that
pattern in the sky. I see doula Hello.

(04:31:35):
How's it going? It looks good in here.
What's up versus doing? Fuck.
Um, I'm gonna go try to put higher down, not like die, but
like, you know, maybe they have a good idea.
Fuck. 20 and Samir runs back andyou get line of sight of him

(04:31:56):
again higher, and that little thing in the back of your head,
or rather, the very front of your head that says, kill season
against very hungry. Oh, and Samir looks at you hire
and goes, oh hi. I really don't want to hurt you.
Maybe there's another way to do this sort of looks at you
scared, too bad. I really want to hurt you.

(04:32:18):
Here playing into this a little too.
Well, that's so rude. I'm like, half like half, like
sarcastic, really? Um, I know you don't feel this
way. I know you don't, and I suppose,
what's he gonna do? Smear casts right in front of
you pyre, ahm, grease, spell Greece, Greece, Greece, Greece,

(04:32:43):
Greece, and you up, baby. That's all I got.
I don't want to hurt you. Please don't hire write it down
and the most, it's your turn next.
The darkness bubbles still is there.
The only people who can see our higher.
And I suppose a bit of dancing lights, or sorry hypnotic
battle. Oh, Demos is going to cast

(04:33:06):
detect, thoughts. Oh, great concentration comes
up. I will make a note.
I think I'm right about this one.
Is that which bolt is concentration?
So if you're going to pull up detect thoughts, you might have
to do either detect thoughts which ones average?
Yeah, no worries. So the witch bolt vanishes from
the air is detect, thoughts, feel the mine around you which

(04:33:28):
is a really cool use of this bill by the way.
So yeah. So with sensing thoughts, the
most is going to head into the fog Cloud, okay?
You make your way in and the second you're within 30 feet
which is let me see if I have 10.
Yes. Or so right now, as you step
right into the Fallout, you since average is mine and exact

(04:33:48):
same place, it was before he seems to be hunched over a bit
lower than before and seems to be messing with something.
You're not sure what it is. But then it clicks, he's turned
around. He's trying to get at the door
but the door is broken. So what would you like to do,
demos? Oh honestly, that will be my
action. Okay, good action.
Then we come back around to the top dulum you're up.
Once again, you're not sure what's going on in the cloud of

(04:34:09):
Darkness, but you hear the most running around there. ah, I
guess I want to Start dragging able and Aura.
So away from xavax, so they don't accidentally get hit by an
AOE. All right?
So you have to be when you're carrying somebody.
Um, so where would you like to? Um, like I'll move Abel out of

(04:34:31):
the cloud and then go to or faceand I'll move him out of the
cloud. Okay, so yeah, go ahead and just
move your so like, I'd move ablehere.
Yeah, so there you go. Dragon there and then just drag
your face, the five feet out, perfect.
Yeah. All right, you drive the two
out, they're not out of the fog.Cloud visible.
Just on the outskirts still staring up with hypnotic pattern
this time, so these sort of rotated as they went.

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And then all my Souls need Linus.
I except for just over my attackspells so I guess I'm gonna
shoot into the cloud as ever. So here's nothing.
I suppose you had Advantage because blinded so I guess you
just rolled straight because it's a Darkness though because
you're blinded sure. You know when the blind fight

(04:35:14):
the blind everyone wins. It's as if we can all see, it
makes perfect sense. Really?
That's 25. Yeah that is and okay crazy.
It's like five damage. That's the pretty good curry.
Oh my God, you get to call him Crazy Eights and man, that's so
good. He's near death once again

(04:35:35):
looking very hurt. Well, if anyone could look at
him, just, Let's Make a Deal. All right, a deal.
That's all I want to do. Please, I'll give you anything
you want. I'll give you your word back,
demos. I'll get back to you.
I'm gonna get it back. Next then Isabelle's you guys

(04:35:58):
can't really see what he's doingright now.
But you hear him sort of scream out.
This one's from the city of brass bitches and then allowed.
Oh, rumbling sound as Zach's, throws something and the entire
Darkness. Wow, ripples for a moment.

(04:36:22):
He throws it long toward work. He thought his, um, his thralls,
as well as Jaya and dulum, but because he's blind, he hux it a
bit too far to the side. Whereas my let's see, 15 feet.
There we go. If fuk fuk fuk.
Fuk, excuse me, having some performance things anxiety with

(04:36:44):
there we go. Okay, 15.
That looks bad, but it wouldn't have gotten anyone else.
So, 15 feet and explosion ripples out.
Can I get everyone in this sphere to make me a dexterity
saving throw? Please giant included?
Yes, you are. Just barely in it or if For

(04:37:07):
those of you in darkness or those of you who are hypnotized,
you have disadvantage on this role, which is actually rolls as
an explosion Echoes out, lookingdie.
Look, I would have got a fuckingthat 20 foot radius, fear
explodes outward. It's a nine for me.

(04:37:31):
Oh, it's not, that's not very good.
Oh on the lower end as roles go.Wow, that's so much lower than
it was ridiculous. Um, 13 damage, oh damage,
explodes outward and the entire gaseous Cloud gets ripped apart,

(04:37:53):
exposing the air once again leaving you.
The most DM again, you can thinkof thoughts as well and he's
scared the explosion rocks around you guys.
And the door, what remains of its lights of flame as ever sort
of almost jumps back as he feelsthe Flames, lick a little too
close to his body. Then he expected push being
against the thorn bush and the Flames that he just pushed out.
So if you guys saved it the DC was a 16 again.

(04:38:19):
So above a 16 you'll be taking half damage below its the full
13 13th and Jaya is this fuckingbeast of burden.
So he still staring up into the sky outside of the range and

(04:38:39):
dueling was not hit all. So you guys are that is the end
of x's turn and he rolls a constitution.
Saving throw by God. Give it to me.
Come on, give me some good. Oh wow.
So good roles. This is plus one, I think.
Come on. What's the DC demos 15?

(04:39:04):
Hey, this game. He is still blinded and deaf.
And how long does it last? Is it a minute?
Dude, we might get start gettingclose to the fucking planet,
right? You know that something between
his teeth? Now?
You know, you're not sure what it is, but it's glint.
So I love it up. Next is able able has no turn?

(04:39:25):
Skipped Jaya. You're up next. alright, that
hits you once again have advantage on this because we
keep going back this is the samefucking roll.

(04:39:46):
Okay. So at 18 for the first one and
then I always fucking make one and I don't fucking make the
other. I'm gonna go Shoot bulshit,
bulshit, bull. Oh look really getting a

(04:40:12):
modifier. So this damn pistol So um Jaya
the second hit Miss looks like the first hit did land.
I don't know. if words, but I'm okay, so there's a plus four day
every damage roll. Yeah.
And I had Well. I shot goes out as a reaction,

(04:40:42):
just as your, first shot lands, zabrac bites down and crushes.
The thing in his mouth and moving blind, ladies and
gentlemen moving blind. He reaction teleports 30
straightforward but 30 appears sort of Nexus of Meir.
He doesn't know where he is. And your second shot goes wide

(04:41:09):
as well. Pussy.
Is that all you'd like to do J? Never gonna kill him and do.
And, you know, I feel great about missing the other four
damage to my other texts. Don't really good about that.
So I'm gonna test something. This world doesn't mean

(04:41:30):
anything. Oh, you have anything else you
want to do on your turn? Um, Jesus.
Why might Is your turn? Yes.
Sorry, I keep getting distracted.
Who why? Box paper or if it's I'm still

(04:41:59):
hypnotized. I still that little dot in the
middle is blocking my line of sight from know.
It's just a small platform in the ground.
It's not like okay, then I'm staying where I am.
Just my turn then, good turn or a face.
You're still staring at the beauty of the world.
Yeah. She sort of brush off the
fucking Flames. I guess you don't even brush it

(04:42:19):
off. You just sort of like Catch Fire
a little from the explosion justlike stare up.
Oh, drift down, malagos is up next and higher you're up next.
Well, um, right now I guess keeping I'm going to approach
Samir with aggressive intently. All right, as you pass over the

(04:42:43):
grease, give me a dexterity saving threes.
Um, okay. Oh yeah, you're fine.
You pass right over the grease. Samir looks really saddened as
you pass over his grief with no problem.
Big 17 Flash from a toothy grin as my boys adverts would do you
actually sideline up next as your, you feel great working.

(04:43:03):
Next is Eric's, great. You notice he's leading a lot
though, like a lot of blood coming out of the mouth.
A lot of blood coming out of thesort of like body region as you
just like not looking hot. I go like oops and attack him
with my mace you say oops hey you can kind of if you want a

(04:43:25):
dirty 20. Yeah that yeah, it is real
damage. Um sorry.
Sorry, one D6 minus one. There it is.
Oh God, it's minus one. Yes, for whatever reason.
It's never on Fortune. I always forget three.
Um, I used to have a checkered every role.
Yeah. Do you crazy about removing it?

(04:43:54):
And picking another one. In fact, just change it.
Great. Um, but I'm keeping it for this
battle six. Oh, better black.
Yeah, with my mayor's bloody nowwhich for him is clay.
Please, I believe I have a thirduse now of my channel to bin at

(04:44:16):
the Bose that true. Where do I where would I?
Take each one I do. So I'm gonna flash my signal out
of one last time. Childhood being these in action,
right? I thought it was a full action
at least for other clerics it isoh, I'm scared that he'll be
right. Oh, boner earlier what happened?

(04:44:37):
I'd like to apologize the damageI've done.
All right. I would have to apologize.
I would not like to comment further.
Um yeah got too excited about killing Mulligan's.
It happens. That'll be my turn.
Alright, up next then is Samir, who looks out at you after you
bashing his shoulder and it likemelts in a little like the clay

(04:45:00):
sack and higher, could they go to sew and Samir goes to, just
jump on you hire trying to hold you down, roll me a strength.
Check higher also all of samir's, homunculi began dashing
back around to wherever it's thethree of them.
All, sort of take a line from behind the wall of thorns and

(04:45:21):
two of them. Can go around it by hopping and
flying and the fox has to run around, which will take two
rounds, so he has two of his monkey list servants.
His pokeballs arrive at the sametime and they both advantage to
hit as they smack his average with lightning and acid inch.
First role was a 13, which did not hit the.
Second one was a Knot 20 which does oh, and Samir.

(04:45:46):
This is the frog that lands up. Oh my God, maximum damage to 12
times 2, 24, Zach damage to zap bricks as this toad gives them a
good lick, you see? This leg burn up as he goes.
And nearly drops to a knee from it in the meantime, higher.
What did you get on strength check, but did you get it too?

(04:46:08):
Is that a two right there? Two, All right, Samir got an
unnatural 20. Oh, he just reaches a large hand
around the back of your body andgrabs your neck like Scruff and
just picks you up. Drags you off.
Stop it. Stop it points of crooked finger
at you, with the other hand, youstop it or no.
Actually with him. It's a perfectly straight,

(04:46:28):
narrow finger. Well and with that now it is,
they almost return. Yeah, you are no longer in
darkness, you sensed his mind. It is running rampant with
frightened thoughts. You can tell he's scared.
He wants to get out of here. He's thinking about the mirror,
he's thinking about ways of Escape, he's thinking about
somehow. If he could repair the door,
maybe he's got an item on him since it pairs magical items,

(04:46:50):
but it takes too long. You can sense, he's able to use
it with enough time and damn it.If you only had that dowsing rod
on the ground, he still can't see.
But maybe he could grab it and use it.
It would help him and he's scared.
What do you want to do? All right.
So demos is gonna Round the Corner this tree.
Um, probably have a double take at Samir holding up higher by

(04:47:10):
the Scruff, which one hand? And then demos is gonna cast an
upcast which bolt at, oh yeah, Idon't have any so you have
advantage on this role. So this I detect thoughts does
go up if you hit, but by the way, no worries.

(04:47:32):
You don't want to be in someone's head when they die.
Anyways, that'll be statistically unlikely.
Demos. The witch bolt unfortunately
does not connect, it just goes wide and it would have an actual
didn't hit. You still have a bonus section

(04:47:53):
though. Yeah, I don't have anything to
use my bones section. All good, do love.
All right, using my movement, I want to move or a face away from
the edge or a face up or face. You sort of like pivot to watch
a hip pattern. Oh wait it's hypnotic pattern

(04:48:16):
the one where if you're damaged it disappears.
Oh you're right. Wait.
Oh or if this was damaged was damaged.
Okay, so next turn or if you would get it, right?
I totally forgot about I did too.
That's my bad. No, you're good.
I forgot to. All right.
So you or face, you actually chose my choice.
Yeah, it was just a pretty snapperman.
Doom, you're up. Okay, I moved the rest of my

(04:48:39):
movement. Um, can I insight to see how
healthy? I think Fabrics looks.
Give me an Insight check. That's 17.
You think he has less than that's a good role.
This is hard answer. Yeah, that's a hard question.
No, no, you're good. You're good.
I'm just trying to think of a way to say this the Bose too
much. You think that if they most had

(04:49:00):
hit, he would die. Wow.
Okay. Oh, it's good at all.
That end of the way we started. I'll sorcerer's first time.
You want to hear his health, so you know how to seven?
Oh, please please. Block is a four eleven Thunder.

(04:49:28):
That's still a really good role.Oh my God.
Yeah. Okay.
Zap him twice. Zaps up.
Thunder Rolls through him and you see him clenches teeth.
So hard, a tooth breaks and he screams that his jaw opening a
bit wider. You see, his body is starting to
shake and mangle a bit. The gold is disappearing off of
it and it's being replaced with some sort of pale stark white.

(04:49:50):
He is looking exceptionally hurtbut unfortunately it is now as
ever exist. Turn he gets two moves on his
turn. The first one is merely a word.
He speaks He points at higher and he points at or a face.

(04:50:19):
Oh, And you and then no more words come out of his mouth.
And instead or a famous and hired you instead receive a
command in your head, loud is their booming voice of zappers
commanding. And what's next?
I'm going to privately message Don't need baby.
I know what's up. You know, what's up?

(04:50:43):
Yeah, put my arms out. This one before from some online
forums. He then sort of scrambles around
near him, he finds higher next to him, then he sort of reaches
around, and he fights a mirror, he then, grabs you hire and sort

(04:51:04):
of shoves, you pushing you five feet away and he runs over
trying to untangle you from Samir.
He makes a actually know he's not gonna untangle you.
Mine is African stands over Samir and fire guys, and then
holds out his hands. He then, digs back into his coat
and finds one. Last thing he was looking for,

(04:51:25):
you can tell he's getting a lot.Lighter is coat.
His cloak has much fewer items in it.
He's been blowing through one time, use items, this tire
fight, and then he finally pullssomething out.
It looks like only a very small mirror.
There's no piece of metal aroundit.
There is no sense that it was one whole mirror.

(04:51:46):
Instead it's a large chunk of her.
It looks like it might have beenpulled right out of his
grandmother of teleportation. He reaches towards Samir, where
Samir is about holds it a loft sharp side down and goes, damn
it all to hell. And slams it down as hard as
hand, roll disadvantage to hit Too Close rolls, a 13 and a 14.
What is samir's Armor class 13, plus 3, a 16 does hit as the

(04:52:13):
glass shooting downward when I see he gets hit by the mirror.
Can I just cast her spell on it or wow?
Yes, a spill does Echo out from this so it does do things
damaged first is not magic, so I'm gonna do that first, which
is a parsley. Six damage.
Just some are as he gets stabbedby it, but then you see

(04:52:36):
something been shift, samir's insides, begin twisting.
And you see the lame holding around the mirror holds
somewhere else. Do them.
Please roll a counter spell for me.
Okay, with a lucky. Yeah, and a plus for modifier.
Yeah, I got it. Oh, that is more than enough.

(04:52:57):
As you snap your little robot fingers, you see, whatever is
happening inside of samir's middle, whatever plan or magic
was still left in the short of glass that is beginning to suck
him with it stops. And all is left is a small.
Piece of glass shoved inside of a Golem Samir, looks down
horrified. You see his eyes are wide and
he's eating heavily and fabrics is even more confused, reaching

(04:53:20):
down to go. What?
Now now he sort of turns around trying to figure out where you
are and scream at you don't touch my shitt.
You imputed full. I traded an entire life time for
these stops and he looks down and that's the end of his turn
Abel is skipped. Jaya the Gunslinger up next

(04:53:42):
Still Advantage. Still.
Oh Yeah, I'm gonna kill you. Oh, a one and a net. 20 from
Netflix. Wow!
That this is what the bandage. So he finally starts seeing his

(04:54:06):
eyes brought back to hit straight roll.
Oh, exactly when they did. That I just just roll a new.
I I don't want to take anything new rule, okay?
Okay. And then other one is a 16 as

(04:54:26):
well, but it's 21 and 16. Okay.
Okay. 11. And 20.
All right, Jai Ironwood. How would you like to do this?
Yeah. Shoots him, like, is he still

(04:54:50):
holding his staff? Um, he is has very little left
on him. He's just got his hands out,
sort of piece of glasses and Samir out the both of them to go
straight to his head. Headshot one in each eye.
Oh my God. As he's turned away from you
Jaya, you see, two holes bored in the back of his head, but to

(04:55:13):
Samir and higher you guys get the As blown into both sides of
Xavier's skull, two bullets comeshooting out of his eyes.
What's left or Golden Pools of eachur.
And two long holes that you can look down.
Full binoculars guys, for the two of us, buddy.
And I have like pick up both of them towards my my lips that I

(04:55:39):
below them. Was blind the entire pad.
I really think it's that was ridiculous.
You guys. Oh my fucking God.

(04:56:01):
I just want you to know the blindness was making me crazy
man on me and higher and silly girl.
Um so um the two of you guys feel an immense sense of
sadness. It's just so sadness.

(04:56:22):
Washes over you, the most you try and wheel it and the name
Samir still won't come out. Crazy.
Ah well those higher say that higher.
I think you say that. All right, the you just felt
your friends, average spell, youloved him so and you think his

(04:56:46):
last command was the last thing you should try to do so.
I suppose for the moment, we might actually keep our
initiative. Just for the next, you guys
have. Yeah.
Six seconds left because after duel or after j i goes then it
is or face. I'm going to cast thunderwave.

(04:57:12):
So dry only to make a constitution saving through.
Hmm. I'm so calmed.
Yeah, oh yeah. Okay so you only take half
damage so you take six damage. Fucking and how would I do?
Let me. I would you kill yourself?
Oh, I know how I'm used to. So that's how I'm trying to but

(04:57:37):
um but I guess you don't have Grappler feet.
So I don't care if I get the opportunity to attack.
I run five 10 little okay hands though.
You've seen me. You don't have Grappler.
I don't think you can. As I yell at you.
Grab the road. Oh, I grabbed the Rope.
Oh, this is a good point. Or a face.
Was that spell you cast somatic because your hands are still

(04:57:59):
technically bound. Oh, I don't know if it was.
I think it was okay so I didn't catch that.
Go ahead my hands around, I guess I will as my action start
clawing up my ropes with my claws and also running towards
the edge. All right.

(04:58:19):
Give me just checked yesterday. If I didn't have movement, could
I have moved myself in front of Orpheus?
I guess he would have run around.
Yeah. And for next time you gotta say
that on, but it's No, big deal this time as orfeas, you do you
have any spell you want to cast or you?
Um am I able to Cluster I my things give me a strength.
Check a strength check, I wouldn't mind.

(04:58:43):
I Got Claws. Dude Phyllis rope, that's true.
No big deal for me, it's a 17. Okay so you would spend your
action doing this perfect can just start dragging your fingers
up against your own flesh, and the pulling heart as you can,
and that does beat the 15 check that dual got earlier.
So you're scratch through and break the Rope, having spit Your

(04:59:03):
Action to do so, okay, I'm goingto what are Facebook.
Moving away, prompt the opportunity attack though.
Yes, it is. It would is it's a grapple an
opportunity attack or five pointfive.
You can use an unarmed strike and make it be a grapple.
Okay? So yes, you would, if unless you
have something else, 200? Yes, you have a grapple.

(04:59:24):
Okay, right now. Please opposing strength, checks
from the two strings or decks oracrobatics?
Yeah, I'm gonna do that. Also gonna do that you're not
ready. I have a plus seven.
I got a plus five. Oh, shit, real quick.
Um, this is a rules of grappling.
When you try to seize a Target by making a grappling.

(04:59:46):
Check the attacker rolls Athletics, check contested by
the targets Athletics or acrobatics.
Check unfortunately, attack. Are you the one?
Okay, so it would have to be Athletics.
I don't know if you're athletic,I rolled but I can just add my
modifier to the role that I justdid.
Sure. Yeah.
It's just your victim. I guess gets a little bit more

(05:00:06):
face fucking beat it. Holy it doesn't fucking matter
or if it's extra says shit 22. I'm just acrobatic as shit.
All right? Or if you finger your oh my
language. I'm being haters.
That Doom had earlier given you.So that's on your person for Him

(05:00:40):
for an important moment. Or face.
Oh yeah. North Face begins falling.
Excellent. UPS.
Next up up. Next then is my I guess.
Well, we'll just do a quick aside for Spirit.

(05:01:05):
I didn't. I don't fucking side.
So higher, you're up first. Hire you, have this command
still stuck in your head. It sucks.
This guy's dead in front of you,but you still feel compassionate
for him Charmed by him. His corpse in front of you.
Now, I see white and I'm mad. I, I believe samir's grappling

(05:01:31):
me, so I grabbed. I spent his grappling.
Yes, give me a strength. Check 17, really good.
That might be in now, he's got a, he's fine.
Plus one dog. Oh, another good role though, a
17 goes to 18 because he's got aplus one.
So unfortunately, hire you were just barely held down.
You still do have an action and like you can cast a spell.

(05:01:53):
If you just can't move, you haveno speed.
So I can use some addictions. Yeah.
Yeah in fact I think you can use.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's right. Semantics.
That's what he great. Magic Missile counter spell.
His body with it. He's funny with it.
Oh my God. So it was it a first level Spell

(05:02:16):
higher? You know, it was meant to be a
second second well wait, second,it's still Fizzles.
No role. That is fucked up.
The most fucked up. Are you stick out your hands
ready to just empty magic missiles into Samira right next
then that is the end of your turn higher samir's up next to
me or shouts. Fuk up.
The most did autofocus just go over uh yes it looks like it.

(05:02:39):
Okay I think I could maybe get that.
Can you get tired or just hold them down?
Yes, yes I can. Okay.
Okay. Samir stands up or rather?
I guess he guys were still sort of.
I we determined this the other day.
You don't actually fall properly, right?
You're sort of like hugging. Yeah, stupid shit.
So he lets go higher and then begins running toward the edge,

(05:02:59):
you notice, he reaches his arm out and one of his homunculus
familiars the hawk follows him. And he grabs onto it, 10, 15,
20, 25, and just jumped over theedge and disappears.
With the hawk in his hand, the two goal falling Um, demos you
are up next. I will just run over to hire and

(05:03:23):
grapple him. All right higher.
Give me another strength or strength, or acrobatics check.
The 20, holy, let me roll, let me roll.
Oh my God, this is even more embarrassing than Samir.
You saw some are sort of lift higher up with one hand and

(05:03:44):
you're like try that. So much easier than you thought
you lived. High right up one handed and you
just like hold way where he can't even reach you.
Oh, It's the classic like holding that back.
The kid in middle school. He's trying to swing but he
can't reach you. You times already?

(05:04:06):
You know, it's just it's so mucheasier than you thought.
All right, so back to the top ofinitiative, Doom, you're up.
All right, um, trust some your AllCast 88 on malagos.
Oh, you're a good boy. You know, he was at two death
saves 300 gold. So I gets the go.

(05:04:32):
I'm not I won't spend it. I'm even and then I'll start
running towards the edge that were faced fell to look down.
Okay, five, ten fifteen! Yeah, you move you.
I don't know what I'm doing, right up to the edge after you
is average to his dad, after we go Abel, who is still
incapacitated. And after Abel we go to Jaya.

(05:04:54):
Jaya, what would you like to do?What is it do?
Eight gives you a plus five temporary HP or it's sort of
temporary. There's some rules.
Yeah that's he go back up malaga's you notice coughs up
blood and some black like ash that he was breathing in from
the smoke cloud and rolls over to one side just curls into all.

(05:05:15):
Oh, does that mean he's safer? Would I still need to like I
fuck. Jesus.
Oh man. Just hurts a lot of your bed.
You know what? I'm not even gonna check up on
the bridge. I'm gonna go loot the body.

(05:05:52):
This one's mine. Okay, or faces.
Next, I'm falling. I don't falling.
Um you see something sort of outof the corner of your eye behind
you, moving towards you really fast?
Okay, I look back. Now this will technically happen

(05:06:16):
on someone else's turn explaining exactly what happens
in just a moment. As okay.
Why adding their way in between guys fire?
It is your turn. Now you are still grappled and
it's a really embarrassing grapple, which, oh yeah!
Watch this and crapple give me another role both of you guys.
Oh bad again, and he was fine. He continued to hold him out.

(05:06:41):
You thought like the plate armor?
You thought would be pretty heavy, but guess there's just
not a lot of cobalt in their rough for me.
Um malice Spencer doing nothing and now or a face something
warms out of the sky toward you,some sort of its large.
It comes flying into large claws, stick out towards you and

(05:07:03):
grab on hard but this is an attack roll.
Okay. Um, could I have set a reaction
on my turn when I saw something going towards me?
And what would you like to? Would you like to?
I'm what it gets closer to be. I'm gonna use my boots to The
Whiting path, to teleport 15 feet back up into the air.
Oh, that's nice. All right, you teleport boom,
shooting back up. And you see this giant Beast

(05:07:26):
beneath you. It sort of pulls out these large
sort of strange, looking wings at this point.
Now, I'm going to send you picture of what this thing looks
like. Oh my nice, you're gonna really
like it. It's really.

(05:07:51):
Hahaha. And the creature Loops back
around and you see it pivot hardin the are very effortlessly and
then tilt back towards you, streaming towards you again with
claws. Stuck right out?
Is there any like action? You would like to cast?
There's nothing else I can really do.

(05:08:11):
I could attack it but I guess I should attack it.
Oh God. Okay, are you?
Alright, I really dedicated to die.
I guess I'll do Thunder Wave again to try to push it away
from me. Okay?
Roll actually. He makes oh, sorry.
It makes it cost to get it. I'm just gonna do it Google role

(05:08:33):
because he's going slow to do 15.
Um, that actually does not say. So I don't think this could have
a huge effect, I'm guessing. But it is pushed 10 feet away
from me. So I guess 10 feet further down
and it'll take 2800 damage. All right.
Well, well, you smack this thingand you see, bits of that sort

(05:08:57):
of outside piece, sort of like, off and fall into the void.
Oh God. Um, this ten feet is enough to
kill all of that. This front of you has.
So instead it just waits for youto fall 10 feet to it.
Okay. So you sort of make up 10 feet
of distance yourself as you continue to check.
Um the creatures Talons are still outstretched man.
It fucking one bad. It's scary.

(05:09:18):
It is horrifying. This is the serious thing that's
ever happened to me? Oh I guess I have no context for
what is happening here. Yeah.
Okay. Two claws.
Go sinking into the side of you hurting you for quite a bit
actually. a total of owie, 12 damage to, or okay, I'm not

(05:09:46):
looking great, but Being wraps, its claws around you and begins.
Lifting slowly. Horrifying.
Next is the most you're still holding on to hire.
Or you want to do anything else?Yeah.
Hold on watching music. All right.
You're right next to the body too.
So like, oh, you've only got onehand on higher.

(05:10:09):
So you sort of point you Um, because it is your turn demos.
There's no role, we'll just on hires turn.
Nice check. So we go back to round to the
top of initiative dual. You look over the edge and you
see something fucking big down. There it flaps around for a
while and then sort of disappears under the disc as or
as fights. It can I make a perception check

(05:10:31):
to see what it is? Yeah, perception check You've
gotta send in this pic. That's a 19.
Excellent, that is enough. I'm gonna send you a picture
now, Isaac. And just imagine this, but very
large. Yes, I'm here on top of this

(05:10:55):
thing, you know? That is great.
Um, where they from me? Um, let me think, 30 up, 15,
down 10 is 25 feet away from you?
Oh, great or well. Can only assume.

(05:11:21):
So from up here, I'm gonna up cast, hold person and I'm gonna
Target both higher and Aura. Oh, perfect!
Nice! All right, you guys roll some
some checks for. It's a okay with some save a
disadvantage. My last Source.
Goodness, let's put a sorcerer'slike 18.

(05:11:45):
It's fuck that dude. Oh, I got three, I'm
experiencing the most fears 16. Okay, you guys are both bear

(05:12:06):
lies. I look at the most with anger.
All right. So, um, with that Doula, I'm
gonna go ahead and pull us out of initiative then, because
there really was only like, Two more rounds left of this and I
imagine that just rolling checksthis.
So higher your hail that about an armless length away from the

(05:12:27):
most as demos sort of, I guess talks giant through looting
Malika's girls up in the corner Abel continues staring up the
lights and eventually coming up over the edge of the disc.
A stiff body of orfeas, comes upwith this giant fucking bird.
Dragging it along, I must clay. It is made out of clay.

(05:12:48):
Yes. But I imagine you what?
I put you in the mind of is sortof like a bird.
You know, perhaps a large hawk or Eagle that has been
completely defeated. Everyone, what is left to sort
of He can fucking fly like that,that flies quite well.

(05:13:13):
With, um, or a fast and not a second.
After the thing drops down, you see the entire mass of clay?
That is the form of this bird, shlorp onto the ground.
It sort of becomes a puddle for roughly a second and then you
see flung out of it. Sort of a heap, is the hawk, a

(05:13:33):
monkey list falls out and sort of coughs up some clay and hops
away from the great mass as the body quickly, reforms into the
shape of Samir, who looks reallyeasy stance and you can tell
he's and you're not sure at first, but he looks like he
might be three or four inches shorter.
He's got this awful look on his face.

(05:13:56):
Like he just did something and he looks what do we have to do
to unlock frogs mirror? He sort of steps away from
Orpheus a bit and just stands there, all looking around and
Here. That was amazing.
Yeah, it sort of looks down cheaply and a few more seconds
go by. And first J, I give me an

(05:14:17):
investigation reports and then here's what the advantage,
right? He must help.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'd say so, but So your total was a nine.

(05:14:40):
Yeah. And you only find one thing on
average, a fairly Hefty bag of coins.
Fuck you guys for casting blindness on this guy, you know,
he was every reaction. He was one of these poor, so we
got the only use one guessing. Which is ridiculous.

(05:15:00):
So in this bag is way more coinsthan should be.
He has a total of 11 coins in here.
All of us for an instant teleport.
It's crazy. These look pretty fine.
You actually bet you could sell them decent amount.
They are one-time use. But nevertheless it's a powerful
spell and it's can be used as a reaction too.

(05:15:23):
So it's well, little that is allyou find them.
Please please write down 11. What?
Oh wait you took one out. Alright.
Dulum so yeah, sorry. Do you find 10 coin here 11
title between the two of you? Can I just write 11 in my loot
thing? I'm just trying to write 11.
Okay and all right I guess the only.
Yes okay Unfortunately, everything else on him, doesn't

(05:15:52):
look that important to you Jaya.You think is hat.
Might be fun, but it doesn't look like magic or anything.
It's just like a real. Big floppy hat.
Already got a nice. And can't replace it at this
point higher and Orpheus the spell snaps done with you and
all the sudden all those feelings, the connected Minds
that you felt with each other you for a moment.

(05:16:13):
They're sort of saw each other deeply like you were in each
other's minds and as well as average a bit of able as well.
And that feeling that Rush that drive that confidence, you have
all just drops away. And what is left is an immense
sense of embarrassment. What just happened?
You know. Okay I was just about to ask, do
I remember everything that just happened?

(05:16:35):
You remember every single bit you are conscious for it, you
were there for it. In fact, remember the feeling of
enjoying it? You remember those emotions, how
great it felt is for. You hire to kill malig as it
felt really sort of in a pile and it's just really awkward
because now of course you're like oh that's so embarrassing
that I felt that but it was still there.
Same thing for you as jumping off the edge.

(05:16:57):
It's just so paying and really embarrassing and Awkward just
feel a bit torn up about it. You guys are both back to
normal. Oh I'm losing the most defensive
position ever. It's just like and I have no
social Grace so I like take a few steps forward.
So I'm standing right in front of us, just go get him.

(05:17:21):
Now that he's shorter. Am I is he still taller than me
or am I taller. Know you are taller now.
Oh my God. I got down at him.
It just looks like he lost a lotof play.
Did she gets shorter from that? I don't want to talk about it.
I don't like doing that often. He sort of shrinks in on
himself. It doesn't look right.
The first time I came up with that idea.
I thought this would be really cool but it's not.

(05:17:42):
Okay. It was pretty.
Away from that thing. She was awesome saman.
Can you do it? again, we're Clay what he needs
to, I have it in my backpack, it's just takes away whereas he

(05:18:04):
gestures over to the corpse of zebras and the sort of other the
sort of Pokemon he has over there.
His summons, I got one last timeto the pull up the gogg.
Brown. Oh, do you do that often and

(05:18:24):
that's why you're always so short know, I hate doing that.
I don't even always short. No, I don't like doing nothing
at all. I really wanted to come up with
way to do you know, very sciencyand make it cool.
I thought maybe I could do it only metal work and it's still
needed to be me and then I trieddoing it, just me and it's
skeleton and he just nearby and then it's really weird because
then it's like, oh, and he shrinks again.

(05:18:46):
I'll jog over and grabbed the backpack.
Jog Back start going through it.It takes a long rest to do this
I can't do it right now. Oh okay.
It needs to go on the right spot.
You know I can't just put it right on top.
It's really cool. You know that, right?
I mean you did save my life. I I glad I could it was the only
thing I could think of, um, I know we maybe had other ways to

(05:19:07):
do it, maybe Dooms. Vortex might have worked but oh,
so like I think about I hate doing that.
I don't know what to do it again.
Oh okay, like nice nicely for a second that I rub the top of his
head because he's short of the meat.
Now. You see this crushes them, And
then he slowly starts wandering over to Malik gets inside him.

(05:19:28):
I fall Are you still evil? I was really hoping you
wouldn't. Remember that me too?
No. Of, why would you?
Like this big huge monster thing.
I bet if he turned into that, you could scare anyone out of a

(05:19:51):
battle, you should have done that to zappix.
Can you imagine if Savage was blind, and then he opened his
eyes. And it was, you actually this
time, I don't know if you saw, he opened his eyes and Jaya
Ironwood bullets in. Oh yes.
You see Jay is like knee. Deep in the guts, digging up
body parts. Okay.

(05:20:11):
I feel like I can help Jaya withthat investigation.
Check of his to be in but we're so not down with this
conversation. Okay nods and sort of shrinks up
next to me like us again. I'll give him like one more hug
and this if I won't scrubbed it out of his head and you run off
or a face runs over to help rollan investigation check, please,
with advantage of your free to join as As your number one

(05:20:33):
Watson as well. Because everything is, I suppose
able also snaps out of his stupor.
Oh my goodness, I had the most wonderful dream just then
doodle. Did you make that for me?
Yes, writer will chop. We should do that more often.
That was quite a joke, Sarah. Oh, I'm glad it was enjoyable.
Thank you my friend. He sort of walks over to your
home and slaps, a hand on your back and gives you a quite good
at things things. You know, the colors, the music.
I think you have a creative mind.

(05:20:54):
Thank you. Now, then I seems like we won
the battle. A victory for the Federalist
once again here, right. After this, normally, when we
were about to see we stay up, drinking all night and party,
that's that sound bars. No one does that, um, fire, um,
after getting released from the viruses, like minute thing, just

(05:21:15):
like immediately, like, fell in the ground, and, like, growns
and then, and like embarrassment, and he owns
louder again and like, like a negative way, like, a more of a
grown, not sorry. Oh When he says that I like this
fall to the ground idea. I will say the most.

(05:21:37):
Would you let him fall to the ground?
I guess if he went and like, he stopping angry and like went
limp. You would let me go land in fall
to the ground. I mean, I think you'd like
something was wrong with you. You look up edema.
Oh, look at me. Hi, I think.

(05:22:01):
I think it'd be a good idea if we went to go talk to malice.
I don't want to look at them. I know.
I know but I think I think some healing coming from you my go a
long way. Yeah I don't try to fucking kill
him first that that higher that was average, you know that just
felt so good. That maybe if I do it again

(05:22:25):
it'll feel good. Yeah, I I saved derivative.
I just for him. He can get a third level spell
with appeal. Nice.
I know he'll appreciate that. Let's go over and cast masculine
word on everyone just for the sake of it.
All right. Roll the healing.
Please everyone. You know like a spits out some

(05:22:46):
blood and goes oh thank you higher, glad to have it.
Good higher back with us fuck man you pack a punch, you know,
I almost had you there too. Like this gives you a really
bloody smile, the sorry about that.
No shit. Man.
I thought I would totally get you.
And, you know, I was right. That face would be the Hard One
to keep down. I thought I'd be holding a man.
You got some fucking, you got some power in ya.

(05:23:07):
Fuck, dude, I'm glad someone thinks so I know put me down.
He sort of cops up more blood onthe ground.
Just all always know. So rubs a rib that go back and
what I think we high five at onepoint you smack him hard and he
sort of pulled. Let's his hand naturally fall

(05:23:28):
hit and yeah do it comes up somemore blood.
All right, I got it. Oh you rolls over again and you
see Some sort of sat up next to him when I said with us higher.
Yeah, I'd rather not watch them loot, the body and I'm just like
giant still did it when I was like under you know?
Yeah I mean you were handled theYeah, the group of you all set

(05:23:57):
up next to each other and sort the edge of the saalt disc back
at the body. What's my investigation?
I will really bad, which makes me really sad.
It's easy. Oh well, you find maybe I could
try again. Yes, you can try again.

(05:24:21):
I'm feeling good. You guys did it.
You guys beat zaps big. Fuck, be hard fight.
They're hard. Yeah, I hit my head and forget
everything I just did and I tried

(05:24:42):
31. Holy fuck.
I want to know his blood type, that's crazy.
Your first investigation was twosixes.

(05:25:03):
Yeah, seeing double don't even have it been.
So you get a really close look at zabrac.
Um, first off you, notice is entire coloring has changed once
before. He had this beautiful golden
hue, golden hair, and that sort of bright yellow eyes.
But now his entire skin is whitestark, white, he has white hair

(05:25:26):
flowing out from darkest black grey eyes.
It looks like somehow during thetransition into death, he's more
from a summer Aladdin to a winter one.
Oh, Fucking changeling's gum. Why is he?

(05:25:51):
So you begin looting systematically or a face.
You are a fucking God, as you dothis, first off that gaudy
feathered hat with no feathers in um is looks like it's magic.
In some way, the brim of it is abit sort of scorched at the
edges from Magic missiles and you see his once very rich cloak

(05:26:13):
and robes are all Patchwork of scraps.
Now, from all these attacks, youguys didn't get into a holy
silky out over a tattered and dried with blood and singed.
You think all that is probably lost, but the Hat might still
have something in it. Okay.
Even in death, you notice his feature still hold this, like
strange tension, his jaw is clenched, his eyebrows are drawn

(05:26:35):
up and cushion, but not necessarily fear.
It looks like he's quite die. Afraid, he almost died.
Just betrayed oh, his skin is all cracked at the lips from
where the frost creeps out of his mouth and you see his
missing one. Boot somehow in their he must
have lost it. You also notice during your
investigation that his whole body is sort of somewhere deep

(05:26:57):
beneath the Salt Flat. You feel an equal blink, a
little pulse pressure. But fuck.
That his bags and his belt are crammed with trinkets.
Um, I will say all of these are one-time use items.
Okay. Okay.
As just, most of the things thathe seemed to the first thing.
You find a pedal. Now, I imagine you spend a lot

(05:27:18):
of time. Casting identify?
Yes, so I'll just tell you what.Yeah, it does take a while.
I think you're gonna end up finding a kind of stuff here.
So this is the Hat by any chance.
Oh, certain? Oh, we're just gonna start with
the hat. All right.
Okay, you a cast identify on thehat?
First, the hat is magical while once it's called Three Feathers

(05:27:42):
in them. The feathers were magical in
their own way. The Hat itself is Enchanted that
without the feathers, it does look pretty, you know, the
feathers had something. It's a bit stale now but ugly.
Nevertheless, it's very, really sticks out at the brand sticks
out at the edges and the effectson the walls and like, sort of
the sides of the singing. It doesn't seem to have affected
the magic. Okay, so you cast identify on

(05:28:04):
it, this seems to be a rare item, okay?
It gives you when Warren or carry a plus one to all spell
attacks and damn. Holy shit.
Does anyone watch this? What color is it?
Brown anyone watched this brown hat to make sure spells better?

(05:28:25):
I sort of toss it over my shoulder.
Leave it to the boys Brown's. Not really my color, so I go for
it. You grab it.
Oh, fuck that. I got to make this look better.
Yeah, okay, now run me through these one use babies, what's
left? One use you find a very, very

(05:28:47):
small needle. This is metallic.
You discover this as you're sortof looking it.
Um but it was so small, you didn't detect the signal from
range but this needle is a one-time.
Use idle that will effectively mend any fabric magic item that
has been and fabric is sort of loose anything like that's a

(05:29:07):
score or something. That is some sort of parchment
or material that is flowing in any way can be mended by this
neat. It's his one-time use but it
completely all handed to do themone.
You need this, you're gonna really need it.
Thank you. You just to pierce people.
You can use this. It will you know what a needle
is? It's like you use to sew but
this is Magic and it'll mend anyfabric magical item that's been

(05:29:32):
broken. So I was thinking either the
bags, you know, if something goes real wrong, you can patch
them up with this smart. It's the work on a scroll or
other parchment. Thank you.
Yeah. And in fact, just to give you
guys because all these come fromdifferent planes during your
investigation, you determine face that this doesn't come from
mechanic. Oh, straight from mechanisms to

(05:29:53):
the final fingertips. Thank you make it float, my
Magneto Powers. Oh yeah you floated around if
you can dance this pretty good too.
Oh looks great Watson. Next, you find a very small
vial, it is so small. In fact, one, the drop is a
teardrop. As you learn from identify a
teardrop from a dryad that livedin the Beast lands.

(05:30:15):
Oh, this tear drop once drinkingwill completely negate.
One magical effect, affecting your creature.
This is lasts for an hour. Oh wow, but it is effectively a
dispel magic that is there's no rule it just happens.
Um, do I have any interesting don't know whether or not just

(05:30:36):
spell magic would work on the iron shadow on the iron Shadow?
Well, I guess you don't know that you need a little medicine,
checked, it all just pass this behind me.
They still get rid of a magical effect for one hour.
So anyone who's played Batman magic, the thing that got sort
of thrown aside the dowsing Rod.Yeah.
Love that. Look like a doweling.

(05:31:00):
Yeah. What allows Is 1 2.
And this is again one time you if effectively have a oh, what's
it called? Not blind sight, maybe the word
I'm looking for is blind side like echolocation you can see in
Tremors and Tremors, that's the one.
Um, it gives you an instant trimmer cents up to 60 feet in

(05:31:23):
every direction and then as an action, you can then use it to
bore a hole in a direction. Anyway, you like, wow, it bores
for 60 feet and then it disappears, then good thing.
It's digging holes. Give demos a look like unicorns,

(05:31:44):
buddy. You.
Just seems like something, you'denjoy.
It. You want it?
You want it? I'll take it for you.
Oh goodness, knowing what other people want.

(05:32:05):
There are two more things in here.
One of them is a small petal. This one has a simple effect.
If you crush it, you gain the memories and all the emotion
connected with the happiest moment in your life.
Oh, it doesn't really knows. And it doesn't have any like
ability score changes but you'rejust having euphoric happiness.

(05:32:25):
This comes from Alicia. Um Active orifice visibly,
doesn't want to give this out, like he's like, really hold on
to it, but it will say it. Does anyone feel like they have
a really good use for this or Orpheus about and what you you
keep that one? Is it okay?
I know it's well, it's kind of selfish because the thing is

(05:32:45):
either, I'm going to remember something from Valhalla, which
probably won't be as happy, no matter what.
Or I'll be remembering somethingfrom a lifestyle since my own,
which be interesting for me but I don't know, I am here to tell
us how it should work for me. If I might remember something
from when I was alive, you know,hmm.
And finally, the last item you find in here is yet another

(05:33:06):
small quill. This one is looks different than
the feathers that were shoved into the plume hat.
These this is much smaller. Looks to be made of a much
thicker feather, sort of rock, maybe or a large bird of that
nature and it comes from Mount Celestia.
Hmm, this is a wheel of truth. They're able to write and Named

(05:33:28):
directly onto your own skin. The creature was named you write
down. Cannot lie to you or anyone else
for the next hour. They are unaware of this effect
unless they detect Magic on themselves.
Wow, that's crazy. That's really good.
That is all the magic items thatyou find on zapper X, the
boundless. They Nat 20.
That's everything he had, and itis quite a bit too.
He got through a decent amount of his one-time use items

(05:33:50):
already. And even more of them were
looted by the lady of pain but you nevertheless find a lot of
Baubles and trinkets so yeah, hehas her own.
So feel free to write that all down and right now you guys and
be a good stopping point for tonight.
Well, yeah. One more question.
What we're so important question?
Yes. Well, first off, does anyone
watch this Quail of Truth? Like if you're really scared

(05:34:11):
people, are you all the time? He used this?
They can't. I would just ask them to tell
the truth. This would be very useful if we
ever get a chance to interrogateIceland again.
Oh yeah. I know, I'd bastard take it.

(05:34:33):
I'm gonna use it when I Journal.Really important question.
Do you have any gold in his pocket?
Um, yes or a fast. Oh Valhalla.
He does not have any scent. Not Yet a job.

(05:35:05):
They raided my fucking bank. I didn't put any money under the
address, he is as they say a broken.
Well, he is also missing his eyes So that is a good stopping
for first. And I thank you all for joining
me and the run back goes playingwalking and yes, after Duke

(05:35:26):
consideration and God, the fans just keep asking me and just
leave it alone. Jesus Christ, will finally do
it. Yes, you guys can love ya
between now, and the next episode, please feel free to
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Yeah, you guys did great on thatfight.
I really like the way as always in D&D most things don't go the

(05:35:49):
way you expect but with roleplayit's easier to deal with but the
blindness thing really got me, that was crazy.
Oh, He was great. Do you guys want full results?
Yeah, I don't want him anymore. All right, amazing, amazing.

(05:36:12):
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That no one asked me. If I had spoke French on my
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How long should malagos rot in jail now?
So often happens, we've got someechelons, cook it up.

(05:36:35):
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You does samir's bird for Mayhemhotter.
Now people have been fucking misunderstanding this question
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This question is not is samira'sbird from hot know once that
much of a freak except maybe Carter no question.

(05:37:27):
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Let me, let me check the facts. Yo, number one, So just Google
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Does him having them make him hotter?
That's so really listen. He looks good.
Don't look up owl. Featherless know.
Look up, others. That is the exact image.

(05:37:50):
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Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Special Summer Offer: Exclusively on Apple Podcasts, try our Dateline Premium subscription completely free for one month! With Dateline Premium, you get every episode ad-free plus exclusive bonus content.

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!

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