E32: The Grim Undertaking

The Runts draw closer to the ritual to bring Monty back, and have yet to acquire a fresh corpse!

Episode Transcript

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All right, you guys. Welcome back to run pack goes.

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Plain walking episode 32. Let's get into it.

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Here for telling you fuck you Isaac God.
So maybe I won't do the recap. Maybe I want this time.
So hateful. All right.
Thanks Carter, I like when you beg for it.
Oh, we opened with us all returning to Sir CAD of course,
our first stop, there was to visit.
The smoldering corpse. We snuck in and two separate

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groups hidden in the bag Holdings.
We are really scared to find out.
We were in town, um, immediatelyafter we got to our room Zach's,
wearing the face of jackknife visited us and tried to flush
out some information about our plan to kill him, but we were
really fucking smart, so he was in and so we fed him bad
information, because Aura face is a really good liar and click

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on his feet with his mouth on his mouth.
Anyways, oh gosh. Clairvoyance to find that Samira
shop looked mostly the same though.
It was clearly they'd sold some things.
And zapper shop was all cleared out, except the big mirror and
Some little broken shit here. And there was also sent word to
as wife Zara, which is unfortunately, intercepted by a

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gift ship. Protecting a Gloria from outside
signals. Higher prayed to athira, higher
prey, to athira, and received a blessing in the vital to come.
Also, when Jaya and Abel were ontheir watch, they discovered
that evil actually knows a gift in waterdeep for Jaya to talk to
next time we're back there, see if they know anything about it.

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Um, then we went to visit the lady of pain where we just
discovered. She has disintegrated of altar
formerly known as the smolderingcorpse himself.
She thinks was the one who freedhim.
It was us and that this was the last straw forever.
So she made her higher us to kill him.
We also got confirmation. She'll pay us. 10,000 Golds on

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that. You guys.
I didn't hear your woo, Carter. Wow.
Oh, okay, we went to flexi to ask for help.
Next, he gave us a sort of side quest.
We could do that to earn his help but he would only help us
after we completed it and time was of the essence.
We also learned from him that akhtar is not in fact, dead or

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disintegrated. And in fact, him in the lady of
pain had made a deal where she can tell everyone that he's dead
and in return, he won't bother her the city as well.
She let him out of circad to a plane of his choosing and he
left flexi a present because apparently flexi Came to Say
Goodbye, still burning lump of black rock.
That doesn't burn or catch anything on fire and is

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Enchanted with a single used cast of the spell incendiary
Cloud. We came up with a plan to attack
Xavier's which was to go inside's Everett's shop and hide
in the red plain where he had once sent demos to do a cursed
ritual. So sort of a small plane through
one of the doors in his shop. So we went to hide in there and

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wait for him to come, do the ritual?
Which needs to be done every dayand attack him?
Good. I'm sorry, I just heard those.
Oh, yeah, four. Once our plan went off.
Say immaculately. Yes Mavericks walked through the
door. He was caught in oral faces.

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Snare and immediately blinded byDeimos a blindness, which
lasted? I think the entire battle until
the last shot that killed him right before it was average
recovered his eyes. His until Xavier's recovered his
eyesight. And was that same round had
both, his eyes shot out by Jaya.During the course of this

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battle. Both higher and Oro.
Were pulled under his average, his control as they had
previously accidentally given him a minute of their time, able
as well fell under a charm, spell.
So we were fighting against our friends for most of it or would
have been if able and I were enraptured by hallucinatory
pattern of Firefox. Katie sort of rampaging until

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first was it first Samir and then Davos just sort of took
turns holding higher up in the air because people but
ultimately, oh and as Zappos died You sent us a final command
to kill ourselves higher was easily restrained, but orphans

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is a little slippery here and managed to jump off the edge of
the floating platform above the infinite void forcing, Samir to
transform into a huge horrific fleshy, Bird clay monster and
fly down and recover me but obviously or face was like going
down to that a fight and thoughtthis my bird monster was here to

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kill him. So oh he hit him with a few
spells and severe lost a lot of clay and his now short as he
turned back into a human form. What did you say Mason like four
to five inches shorter? Yeah.
About. Oh yeah, and we ended with us
all collecting some Loot, and that's where we open.

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We are still on the red plane and we each received a bit loot.
All right. So welcome everyone back.
Congrat. On eating zap bricks, the
boundless and killing it here with this slayage out of the
way. You guys should all feel well

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enough content in your Victory on top of this.
You guys have all leveled up. So, I hope you guys all got a
chance to level up, any highlights that you guys have to
declare from your level up. Anyone get anything cool.
Well, I'm now capable of stroke of Genius.
Oh, you guys, because this actually benefits us all.

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I'm not selfish. My class helps.
I was actually called Flash of Genius, when I or another
creature, I can see within 30 feet of me, makes an ability
check or saving throw I can use my reaction to add my
intelligence modifier plus five the role so that I can use a

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five times for long rest. Dang, that's pretty crazy.
Yeah. This week.
Now this week, I like that ability a lot.
That's also like did you have a reaction like a consistent
reaction before that? Or is this the one?

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Now this is the one this is the reaction.
I would say nice, that's good. You needed more of that.
I really did. Yeah, this like is my reaction
besides fucking Shield which I never used.
She'll really just Like a man. Anyone else have any highlights

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from their level up? Anyone smile?
So, contently board levels both.Yeah, I took as many as
possible. Fuck.
And you spell under fourth level, I only have one slot.
Yep. Oh one big slot.
So you, I took War Caster step outside of my range, I'm gonna

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cast banishment on you. Vanish minute.
One per day. My God, this Pony is got some

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some content. You know, this Pony gets shot
every time. Never so um at the start of this
episode if you guys all recall you've pressed the button on the
side of that great box that you guys use to teleport from place
to place, having sort of locked yourself in this room.

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The giant red room. Yeah.
Spending a minute. Now, waiting for the box to go
off. You all around you.
We need a evidence of, oh, I think we should take his body.
Yeah, okay, bring us after something, you know, leave the

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body for the birds. I'm worried about the body here,
his evil God like revive him or something.
Huh, that's an interesting point.
I think it's a good one. Very smart.
I agree. Put him in the bag.
Well, not evil just sort of holdhim, right?

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Yeah, the lame two and a half person bag.
I'm shoving them in show. All right?
You've been shoving him in and, you know, the corpse fits in
pretty nicely. You guys pretty much took
everything off of them. And then you shove them in fits
well in there and then you guys are sort of left alone in this
room. You notice there's a great big

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golden icker blood stain on the salt carved into it a bit
whereas had passed. In fact, this whole salt plane
had sort of scratches and etching of war.
The battle that you guys just fought great blast, marks impact
spots and general slashing of perhaps a sword.

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It looks like it's been well trodden on and just as the Box
ticks down the last few seconds,and you guys sort of look around
weary, but happy that you finished the battle.
I would like a perception check from Demos in their big, minus

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2. Oh yeah.
Oh, and I rolled the two. So You have minus two to a stat.
You don't see shit, but you havea six in ways we don't we don't

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need to talk about it, you know,we don't need nothing, I thought
I was, but I'm eight, always go lower.
Well, what'd you get a 0-0? Oh my God, a zero.
Oh my God. You just feel a little like

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unnerved something tickles at the back of your head like you
should be noticing something butyou know anything.
Hmm. And then all of a sudden you
guys hear the loud pop of the box and you all reappear.
In circad you look around. It's night time here.
Oh, you guys left when it was night time and you spent several

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hours in that room, would you look around?
And it seems like not much time has passed at all or perhaps
quite a bit interesting, you guys are on the first floor of
one of the great, many Towers carrying with you.
A bag full of body. So much body bag.
Here. And the evening is yours.

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What would you all like to do? Should we cash him in you guys?
Hunting. Ridge of That body sooner than
later. Yeah, yes.
We need the payment. I have really feel like we need
a rest two, though. Like shit, man.
It's night time again. Do we want to start swimming to

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find the lady of Fame? Oh, shit.
Well, we could just go crash at some ears place or order your
jack knife in. Oh, I don't know.
Samir's Place. Feels safer for some reason.
Yeah, it'd be fine to invite you.
Um I would say it might be worthseeing if jack knife is there if
zap is still in the truth about yes yeah you finished higher.

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What do you think? Do we know what happened to her?
We should at least check in. So let's set these go back there
to check in it. Besides we have a room there.
And what more danger is there. We got him.
He's done and I feel as though we did the right thing.
Supposedly, we got him. Exactly.
I poked, his body looks pretty dead and it looks cold, too.

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I don't think the lady of pain would be that upset if we say
took a moment to, oh, I don't know.
Sleep check in on jackknife. I don't think she'd be upset
either. I just don't like imagining
that. There's a body in our bag, you
know? But it's you're right, we should
check on jackknife. Yeah.
Now to be fair, we did have thatpetrified guy in there for like

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a week. Didn't seem to brush up about
that flashy. You know, you might not have
noticed the smell like this, butI sort of a thing about dead
meat. Yeah, yeah.
You know, if you look down, you're in dead meat.
Hey, finds alive mostly, but it does make me sort of sick.
When you asked me to think aboutit.
Well, it's in the back now so don't okay.

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I need to go pee hee. What?
The oh it's gonna be really fucked up.
If we like walk around town and like everyone, we know just like
gone and they were just average the entire time.
God Monty's, never been real. Oh, the big spell, the most

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learned this level was finally. Knock.
Ya can finally open magically sealed doors.
That's come up a lot. It's too much, you guys all then
return to jackknifes Bar traveling through circad at
night. Once again, it's a quiet night.

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A few pastors by seemed to glance up at your the group of
you and seeing some folks and sort of more disrepair than
others. They choose to turn their head
and move along as a tour. Everyone's in a while, you guys
will hear a loud noise, not something anyone would deem
worries, but rather cheer's or great.

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Thrusts of Glory. It sounds like distant bars or
getting rowdy tonight, sorry. To Jack knives.
Though. You find the ball is dark in Lee
lit. The front two doors are attached
and you see a large padlock on the outside.

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Hmm, there's no note that you can see any way and nothing
seems to be a Miss but this is what you see.
Oh, this fucking bitch. She locked us out.
Doesn't she know we live here? This isn't like her.
It also banging on the door. And for me being on the doors at

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knocking. So much is like, furiously,
trying to open it, you know. Um you try the handle and you
find, it does twist but this padlock seems to hold it still.
I was like shaking it in the frame you know check your check
a few moments go by. There's no response.
You're not doing it right? You gotta do it like this smell,
like this comes up, so shaking it with you.

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Many times for that knock. Oh, ready house?
Early? Demos casts not on.
Wow, excellent. Oh, how nice?
All right, so um, you cast knock.

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It was a great. Amazing, you're a knocker from
now on. You gotta have been awkward.
Oh yeah, me and my big knockers You know the most in the padlock
magically and falls to the ground in the clattering right

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off the door. Oh fuck.
Yeah. Davos Thank you.
Thank you. Um, I will say I know she's our
friend but I still think this counts as breaking and entering,
he could be dead. Oh true.
Guess we'll have to see. I don't think she's really dead,
right? Probably not, right.

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She's strong but let's head inside.
Come on. Who's Who are you waiting for a
fast and Malik just goes to kickdown the door.
I try to push past him and get him.
First, I stop that. You use a lawn pass them.
And you push in the bars. Dark.
They don't seem to be any inhabitants right now.
In fact, without the giant flaming man in the center it's
unnerving. Quiet and extremely dark for the

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bit of galaxy glow. That seems to flow into the
windows on the side. There's no sign of life.
Here you see the staircase that leads up to likely?
The in-room seems to be empty aswell of any life signs and you
don't hear anything the bar itself, no response.
The BART self looks clean and you don't see any alcoholic

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drinks on it and the small backroom doors seems slightly a
jar. I mean, I had back, I jumped the
bar. I'm staying outside running
everywhere. Two.
That's a good. Good guy right there.
Waiting outside. You'll miss all, of course shit
jumping the bar or face. You head to the back pushing up

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in the door you can light a small Lantern or I suppose not.
So you've got your little goggles on.
Oh yeah. And you look around you find
jackknife small sort of study area.
There's like this very faintest sort of office space that you
find in here. This includes a small desk and a
chair leading up to it and some sort of documents on top.

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You remember this from the last time you were back here as well?
There's a several large casks, barrels of stuff.
And what looks like a small trapdoor that leads down that all
has another padlock on it. Damn, most can you break this?
Oh, sure. I guess I am the one who knows.

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A demos cast. Not again.
No, knock knock. It's pretty good.
You crack open the lock again and click, click click, click
and falls right off and opening the trap door reveals.
Well, looks like a small crawl space that runs under the entire
bar. You look down at it and it seems
to be a sort of maze of casks and barrels.

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And the second, you open it and sort of stick your head down in
there. What little light shines down.
You see hundreds of insects Go skittering off into the dark
small little insects with would look like all too many legs.
I, Will jump in. I think start skating around

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here you jump down the trap doorand we can skittering around.
Give me an investigation. Check down here, please.
Should someone stop him? I feel like Now, we should let
it happen. Hey, you want to loot the the
desk here? But there's some gold in there.
Oh, it's 11. I got a 16.

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You go skidding around down here, moving quickly, among all
the barrels and casks. It truly is a maze of barrels.
They all seem to be labeled withdifferent Liquors and years on
each one. Some of them have a small.
It looks like nozzle sort of pounded into the hammer that's
been closed off or opened depending on if they're full or
empty as well. You'll find out on here a few

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crates of it look like old glassware.
It's used to be just sort of your standard issue bar supplies
as well done. Here you find a load of insects
you sort of go skidding around and maybe 100 feet into your
sort of maize, like twisting andturning.
You see one insect that looks maybe 10 times, the size of the
rest of them that goes skittering, all walks

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disappearing, jackpot, you stillnothing.
He bug eventually with a 16 investigating to one of the many
crawl space like dead ends and all the boxes a fairly Little
size Sac. A potato sack by the looks of it

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with a drawstring on top. It looks heavy and it looks like
there's a lot of strange items inside.
Yes, these are the treasures shewas going to give us for doing
all. Her time, you say to the air.
That's a treasure first. Yeah, I'm talking, please
talking to the bugs. She didn't give us a treasure
for putting out the Sumter in Corpse.
We none of us put out. Oh yeah, I'll crawl back up.

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I don't think she's down there. While you're down there.
Do any of the rest of you guys want to do anything?
I guess. I'll take a look at the desk
with them alligas. All right you take a quick look.
You notice. There's one looks like letter.
A piece of parchment rolled up right on top.
That looks very present to read for whoever might be walking in

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or out. The rest of the document seemed
to be open and exposed just a lot of numbers and time
tracking. And what looks like just general
supply list. Okay, I'll go for the big one in
front, right? You pop it open and looks like a
note, which reads Dear Brock. Thanks for looking after the bar

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while I'm out at severe's for a while.
I hate to do this to you, but could you keep a track of how
much gold you earn? I just know you sometimes, get a
little handsy with it, I'll be over there if you need anything
signed jackknife oh does does this paper look recent I guess
give me an Insight check at thispoint or face.

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You pop your head up vary the size of the box down there.
Or a face. You're fuking filthy Jesus.
What was down there? Look like cobwebs all up in you.
He dark. Cool goggles.
Dude, you went fucking scurryingaround on a trapdoor before he
even checked up here look what demos found you just did the

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note with Jack knives and writing on it.
Big 11, you take a look at it. It does look recent, I mean it's
not like yellowed with age, but the ink isn't necessarily still
wet on here. So you imagine it was definitely
penned over four hours ago but you're not sure beyond that.
Okay. I guess, guess she says that she

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would be at sameer's. Allegedly.
Hypothetically, what would she be doing at my place?
The only address for her arm. We asked her to watch the store
for us when we left. Remember, that's true.
But I thought she was sort of doing both at once.
I mean, my store runs during theday and she's runs a bar, you
know, why would she be better now with late?
Should we just send her ask? Does anyone here um rules

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leveling up and get yourself back?
You can have your spell slots back.
I'll allow that as part of a level up, you get a full heal
and you're supposed to come back.
Only because you guys have been good.

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Cast and Dean and citizenship isdead.
Are you alive? Are you safe at your bar?
Hugs the response after she's dead?
Yes, I'm alive. Currently in Samira shop.

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We'll be there soon. Signed check or okay.
I wouldn't want to say now that I won't tell her you went down
there. She's alive, she's alive and
well, and appears to be coming to meet us all.
Okay good. All right, you guys wait, 15

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minutes goes by. I've just sort of hanging out
and do them sort of hanging out in the front.
You eventually see, jackknife approach the bar.
Hey, Doom is that you there? Hello.
Yes it is. Hey, what are you alone?
Where is everybody else? I believe, they're inside on the
suspension, they suspected foul play inside.
I will, come on inside. Thank you.
And she follows you in to see the rest of you guys in here.

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You know, this jack knife is sort of clutching with her one
human arm. They large metallic mechanical
arm sort of holding it up as a tour.
Yeah, I'm okay. Well I don't know what to say.
I just the other day I was minding.
My bar is usual and my goodness.I can't explain it but I passed

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out. Oh, perhaps someone knocked me
out. I just rather fell asleep and
when I woke up my damn arm was gone, somebody took it from me,
know it I woke up in the back room over there and she points
to the back and then notices, her truck doors open and goes.
Not what you got snooping aroundmy bar.
However, looking for your body because you were missing.

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Well, I don't know how it happened.
I mean, I just went to sleep in the middle of the day and I I
went looking for my arm, it turned up in the grease pits
someone down, there was trying to pondered off, but luckily
enough people know me around here that I was able to snatch
it back. Damn thing was sort of funky
though. I don't know, someone was
messing with it so I need to head back to some years place to
try to reattach it. I didn't know you guys were in

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town. Why didn't you come see me?
Oh, we thought we'd seen you butit was Netflix disguised as you
that she spits. Got dammit every time I see that
guy. Just ticks me off Fox.
So is it true? He's dead.
You killed him. I grin.
Look at her scared. It's that.
Yes, he's gone. Okay.

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So yes, I got your sending. Yeah, I just I didn't believe
it. I mean people have been
whispering that the lady of painwanted him gone but still soon
man, you guys are efficient. She smiles and sort of slides us
up behind the bar. And, you know, she sort of
rhythmically pulls her hands outor rather the one human one and
begins pulling glasses off the racks.
Well, let's have a drink celebration, right?

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Huzzah, she pulls up several glasses.
One for each of you guys and begins topping each of them, all
off with a looks like about a quarter.
Fill of some dark liquid. Please a toast to the death of
Xavier X and the well, I supposethe the betterment of this whole
damn City. She grabbed wolves glass and
lifts it up gesturing to you, guys all to do the same, but do

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it lifts it hi brother for something worth drinking for?
Yes, exactly. You are a quiet voice in front
of you hire? Yes, exactly.
And Jack and I slams it back, man, that is good shit.
You guys free to drink as well. Oh yeah, slim brother.
So what what was the? The reward certainly.

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The lady of pain is giving you something for this, right?
Oh yeah. He's a gold.
Jack and I pulled out an arm andsort of slaps yours or if they
sort of a broy way and back in abro year way.
She smiles and quickly, turns tothe rest of you guys and goes.

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Well, that's an amazing about. I sure fucking wish I was
around. I would have loved to get it.
Grab a piece of that, huh? I'm sorry.
We actually thought we extended you the opportunity but was the
Fabrics in Disguise. So I guess he said no, I don't
worry, probably not the first time that shit heads
impersonating me in this damn bar.
I'm just pissed that fuck well and just sort of looks around

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and goes with him gone. I mean, what are we gonna do?
What do you mean? Be happy?
I guess so, I just man, I was just my whole life here and
sarkaz. It's been that guy every day and
people shouting out about him, and that was the only way out
too. That was all they said that he
controlled the exit. And well, I mean, a lot of the
people in this town don't want to live here, they want to go

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home. I mean, like you and she just
Samir, who sort of Nas, and thenshe just over to hire and like
you. And you guys don't want to be
here. I mean I sure you don't are a
face, right? No way.
But it's not like Zappos was helping us, you know.
No. But now that the mirror is well
did you guys get to keep it? No.
Oh that's too bad. Um well whoever does end up

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grabbing it. I'm sure the lady of pain will
be involved somehow Perhaps she'll make some sort of
commodity of it, you know? I mean she wouldn't just give it
away but imagine some sort of gold feet to get out of here.
I can name 20 people off the topof my head who would save up a
fortune just to do that? If what's playing do you want to
go back to? She saw it tilts her head and
Spencer eyes and goes, what you don't remember?

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We had a long conversation aboutit.
That's the material plane right.Hey, how do I know that you're
not just average and the steps back a moment.
Any of you guys feel like you can all these have all been
together this whole time. I'm sorry.
If I'm dumb, and not rememberingjack knife.
It's been a big day, but I can tell you, I can answer any

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question. You asked me to prove, I'm not
swear. It's higher, approaches Jack,
Knight and kind of like opens the bag a little bit, just kind
of dead body. Like peep out a little bit,
stink up the room a little bit. She glances down sort of looking

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under her Optics and goes, oh God, yeah.
Okay, yeah, yeah. All right, I believe you.
I'm sorry. I don't want you to worry any
longer. He's really gone.
No, no, no. It's all right.
Oh yeah. Well, I always wanted to go back
to yes, the material playing. Remember I told you, I you used
to have a quite a life in Boulders gate.
That's great City. Bring you to the material plane

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with us. Next time we go.
Oh goodness. It's not gonna be an overnight
thing. Come on look around.
You should have just around. I got a whole establishment.
I'm running here. I can't just run away and leave
my shop to someone else and she Squints her eyes at Samir It's
the kind of thing that would take a while you know I'd want
to prepare it and probably tell people I'm leaving.
You know maybe see if Grimlock once the come along or anything

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anyway it's the kind of thing that I really want to like get
to what what I'm I'm out that Doula my told you.
So I'm not responding as if you did tell me.
So, I just think it'd be worth it, you know, to at least settle
things here. It wouldn't be an overnight
thing, but I suppose we could belooking into that.

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How many items can you guys travel with?
I mean, I'm talking like crates and crates of stuff.
Is that something you're able tomove?
We've never tried so many items we could do back holding full at
any point. Well, that's not bad.
But I mean, you were just in my front door.
I assume and she just do it and makes a cross face.
No. Come on.

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I passed out back there. That's different.
Could have been hogtied when youwoke up?
Oh no. It's just like I walk with a
start. Huh.
Weird passed out on the floor. Maybe.
I should get too much. No I'm kidding.
That's just funny. You've seen the crates I have
done there, it's gonna be a lot of stuff to move.
It might be worth it more for meto perhaps hire some oxen, and

(32:35):
some cards. It just take it to that big
mirror, you understand? No, yeah I do.
I just wanted to extend the offer, you know.
Thanks, she's slaps. Your arm again with a good arm.
Let's slap her back and smile. Thanks to all of you really made
the city a better place, no matter what the lady of pain is
giving you. I sure it's not enough for the
good you've done. And she sort of turns around and

(32:56):
sort of fiddles around and findsanother bottle of alcohol and
goes, how would we do another? Huh.
For the heroes of circad she gives us a smile.
Really feel like you're trying to poison us right now.
I'm just, I don't know, give me a glass.

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Sheep Topsy off and anyone else who wants it and throws.
One back herself. Man I don't even know what I'm
gonna do first. I suppose we'll throw up to
throw a party or something partyshit.
How about that guy? Red Hands, man.
I need to check in with him. Oh yeah, giant wants to see him.

(33:42):
Well, what do you got to do withthem sergeant?
I like to talk to him about. Yeah.
Sometimes out all these kids up to me.
Hello quickly. Sure.
Yeah I thought yeah yes sure. And anyway.
Um now it's too bad because I dothink that a few allies in the

(34:04):
city, no one would like to fightand die for him, of course, but
I don't know when I say party, Idon't know.
I might be a few people around here who are trying to nip up at
what he left behind power, vacuum and all that, but
hopefully not. And I'm sure the lady of pain
will step in where need be. Exciting time.
Dang should we should we keep his death quiet then.

(34:24):
Honestly I think that's a good idea.
She nods her head at you the most very seriously.
I mean, I'm sure the lady of pain will share with people who
deserve it to know and I'll, youknow, I won't keep my lips tight
but yeah, we should just let theinformation flow naturally.
You know, no big announcements, just a sort of quiet sharing.
She's back to water to eat before.

(34:46):
It all, you know. Sure.
Yeah, it's a great idea. I mean, you might have some
people coming up and praise you for killing off this devil, but
other people might be coming up to you.
Look for me, be a little bit. I don't know, something more
personal not that everyone really liked him but a lot of
people like what he had and let me guess she looks down the bag
of holding that you have you gota lot of his stuff as much of it

(35:07):
as you might think much as we could grab, really careful.
Like I told you some people would literally kill to get out
of sarkaz. So uh, if they knew you had even
anything that he owned, they wouldn't ask questions about
what you had, they just become with a knife first.
Well, we can help people so it won't come to that.
Yeah. I feel like the miss lady paying

(35:29):
would want to monetize it thoughin terms of.
Yeah. So as much as we'd like to help
if we do help she might be in verse to that.
I mean we signed over our rightsto the mirror plus we don't know
how to use it. So I mean she's just enough like
hopefully she'll come up with some sort of system.
Um, yeah, she seems very open tosuggestions suggestions, you

(35:54):
know, that's true. I actually think that dual of
and her have very special relationship and like a sort of
lynx and eyebrow, it's not very special.
Well, you're, at least the only,you know, mechanical creature on
this whole plane who was like, Idon't know, you've probably got
good ideas and they're all very orderly.
I feel like you guys get along that way.
I suppose so good ideas too. Oh thank you.

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That is nice to him. I'm scared that the lady of
pain. Know I feel like everything gets
choked up in my throat. Anytime I try to talk to her
smear, it has problems with powerful women.
No, I did not say that sort of looked up your face.

(36:36):
First, look at it like we're talking and then I think about
how much sugar than me and I just get small cross my arms.
Oh my God. What is it all this and you show
somebody your wild shape one time?
I guess. Is that right?
That we crash here jackknife I mean you know we got this buy it
again but I suppose we're turning into tomorrow morning.

(36:57):
Yeah. Yes, of course please feel free
upstairs any room. You like free of charge.
Well, I don't know. He was kind of broke at the end.
Hmm. Well, I checked the till I

(37:19):
honestly, just assumed that Brock had come in and run it
while I was passed out in the back.
Everything was adding up. Okay, great.
She sort of shrugs, weird. Weird guy.
That's a freaks, weird guy, weird guy, not anymore.
It makes sense because he doesn't want you to suspect him.
You want to keep things or get me.

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He did think he was gonna live another week or so.
So That's true. Of our cunning, our cunning
plots to see him. Or he's just fucking stupid.
He's probably fucking stupid that idiot.
I guess. What's the code word dog, dog?

(38:02):
Mutt Mutt. Come on.
Close enough. Yeah is malicious intelligence.
Really, that low for you to accept that?
Yep. Yeah.
Suck it. Demos Stupid.
All right. In the group of you guys head
upstairs then Jack and I have sort of waves you off.

(38:23):
Hey, listen. If you guys want to, you know,
stay up and have a drink with metonight or you know, if it was
dramatic in any way, feel free to chill and talk about it.
I don't know. I just, you know, I know
fighting people and killing themas sort of scary.
Well, you know, I feel like morefun than you.
Oh yeah. Oh my goodness.

(38:43):
Yeah I know you feel that way when you fucking choked the life
out of me I could tell. Yeah, higher killed malagos with
his bad hands. It kind of sucked, but I also
didn't know I had it in me and then I was feeling bad, like, oh
God, I'm gonna go on like a killing Rampage.
I'm gonna kill you all and then and then giant, they most kind

(39:05):
of made. Sure.
I did nothing. So Jack, knifes, face grows,
very sort of demon and distant as she crosses her arms and then
like us butts. And while, you know, it was a
spell, it was a spell and no onesaid that.
So just what, you know, it's a spell and, you know, I was
pretty cool when hired it, I wasimpressed.
I thought I was cool shit and her face, relaxes a little, and

(39:26):
she doesn't respond. Yeah, we were under control.
I also was under the spell. I just wasn't too much of a
threat somehow I've heard about doing that kind of thing before
it was an item wasn't it. He sure as a lot of those little
shity things. Actually this time it was just
like a long time ago. He had asked for a minute of our
time and we were like yeah sure buddy and then it was like a

(39:47):
literal minute. He stole where he got to control
us. Much too bad.
I'm sorry I once you killed him,it went away though, right?
Yeah, yeah. I used up his minutes.
Well okay. It lasted like a few.
Century. We killed him, but not many, but
it's not nods or had. That doesn't make any sense.
Shouldn't magic users. All their magic goes when they
die, right? I thought that was common, but

(40:09):
they must still have lost his word.
I still don't have that, would he took from me?
So I'm not quite sure how it allworks.
The word is Samir because that'swhat it must be very important
to the most. Very true, very true.
I mean, do you think about it seemed sort of a small

(40:31):
insignificant thing? Well, surprise, I would never
call Sam small and insignificant.
Thank you. That is very nice of you demos,
cool. Sorry Alexa to you again.
I mean maybe for talking about fleshy, you know, that's another

(40:52):
that's another thing. Puts on a pout know.
But it was cool though. It's really cool.
I just one of the cooler things you've done I just don't like
doing it and I don't plan on doing it again, unless some of
these like it's just not pleasant.

(41:13):
All right. And I don't really feel like
myself and I really can't do a lot of the things that I
normally do. I feel you there, buddy.
He nods pointedly. All right.
Well, I'm going to bed. I'm not waiting for any of you
shit heads. All right, not if I go to bed
first, I'll try to run past him and I realize malaga's chose to
go to bed and sort of stay up and drink and I turned back and

(41:34):
I say, I need you to tell me something Fabrics.
Know, You talking about I guess.Oh yeah it almost could.
You just text thoughts on him? He's acting really weird.
Walk. You do what?
He's fucking Dad. I'm just sleepy.
Let me go to bed. Cry Crist, hold him down.
He starts running up the stairs.God, we've lost.

(41:56):
I know he's dead but he want us forever.
He goes upstairs and the voice disappears.
Fuck you guys, you'll never fucking catch me.
I need to do not go to bed but repair myself.
Oh, Yes. Can I help you do that?
Sure if you'd like, but it's sort of a refined process of

(42:21):
putting more Clay on you, sort of, I would have to direct you
with that PR, right? Yeah.
I really wanted to learn about how you do that.
I have a lot of questions. Okay.
Do you sharing with all of us? Do we have a workshop?
Oh I guess we're just heading back to your real Workshop.
Ha. You know, it's so I'm gonna go
to that. If that is all right with

(42:43):
everybody I follow Samir and ourface, leave the room leaving the
most and higher and Jaya as wellas dulum in this room.
And then, as enticing is, it is too old takes separate rooms.
I don't know. Is it weird to say?
I feel like we should all still sleep in the same room.

(43:06):
Here, if we didn't. What if Savage just resurrects
in the middle of the night and we know he could clone himself.
Early not forever but fucked up guy.
We're still worrying about him and kill them.
Yeah. You know makes me wonder.
You know like what you can come from.

(43:27):
Who was he? I assumed he was from the fair
wild but I suppose that could bewrong.
Oh, tricky man. Hey.
Hi. Can I have a minute of your
time? I'm kidding.
No, it's I'm sorry. That's not the type of thing you
can. That's not the type of thing.
You can say and then try to takeback.

(43:47):
If you're not fabric drink this whole point, it's okay.
Bottoms Up, I guess. All right, you throw it back.
Oh and as you put it down back it up.

(44:16):
There's no other way to describeit.
Just you find just buzzed and those who stay here to sort of
enjoy a drink. You guys can sort of enjoy the
evening. Jack knife, asks, sort of
pointed questions just to be like.
So uh, what'd you guys find, wasit at his home or oh, yes, yes,

(44:37):
he is some some creepy rooms andin the back of his his place.
I would not recommend going there.
I wouldn't be surprised if a couple of the doors were still
trapped in some way meant to send you to some horrible plane
and tried. I think you guys were telling me
about that last time you guys were here, you said something
about oh, what was it? A red red room or like a red

(45:02):
door. Yes, yes, that's.
That's exactly what we thought. It's, you know, it's, it's quite
interesting. It's just such a strange place.
Also, just felt weirdly old and Powerful.
I don't, I don't know. I don't know if he created it or
Just access to it. It's very interesting how
unusual. Um and I suppose it did anyone

(45:22):
come to help him in the end or was it just you guys all beaten
up on him? Um, well the cow didn't help in
the very least and yeah, it was it was just us.
Can I connect an Insight check on Jack Knight.
You said he had friends who Well, I suppose friends was the

(45:51):
wrong word, it's sort of like ifyou're a friends with say, you
know, the Great Gatsby. Oh, But you weren't necessarily
like Chum Chum me with him, but rather you admired his skills
and power and influence as well as his fortune and you rather
wanted to be friends with him sothat you could leverage that for

(46:11):
your own interests. You see, there are a great many
scholars that reside in this city of circuit.
No one that I personally would have any interest in dealing
with. I'm sure you've seen them
around, sometimes they're students that are just traveling
through. Other times, it's a street
magician who's just trying to get by but these are people who
see is well frankly, awesome power and covet it.

(46:34):
They want a piece of it and thatpeople who honestly if you were
to face him, they might side with him in the battle just so
that after your demise, he mightpromise them, something simple
like a Teleport or some sort of plain or shift Mason.
I'm trying really hard but when she says, frankly, awesome
power. If you guys are all kicked up

(47:00):
puppies demos. What you get a big three, big
three, not three. I mean, whatever you're looking
for. You just don't really see it.
It's hard to tell dim lighting, maybe seven yeah, add those
together. If you are, you take a moment to
sort of glance, you get a littlebit more, um, Jack.

(47:21):
And I've seems somewhat care foryou right now.
And not really seems that upset about the whole waking up in the
back of the bar thing. But that's really all you can
gather, you can't get much more.Oh I should also mention that at
this time you guys hear a loud sort of water gurgling sound.
And stepping out of the bathroomis able, right?
What a nasty place that is. I was expecting something more

(47:43):
Regal. Hello.
All the way up for a pint, like,we get started.
Hey, who's this guy? Oh, it's pleasure to meet you.
My name is Abel of the court of Queen gritty.
Oh, God! You guys are meeting again.
Nice of flowers. Nice of music, and I have

(48:04):
revelry. And overall, the night of
friendship. Yes, sir, I was there.
Half of that is bulshit. The two of them shake hands and
Abel gives a charming smile. So I guess you're with orifice
quite right? Yes.
Well, unfortunately, her face islike what?
I'd consider my worst half. No offensive course to the great

(48:27):
tonight, but it doesn't really have the excitement in the ball
that I do and he smiles but besides I'm a much better
Storyteller? Yeah.
Okay. Um, anyway, so we're you there
for this fight quite right. I was in fact, I think I
contributed quite well. What to the rest of you think a
couple good slashes in there from old pal?
He sort of throws a fake punch in the air in front of him.
I was really happy that you saved the cow in and then on top

(48:50):
of it killed, Zachary's that died.
I'm a bit confused. My friend.
What cow did? I Slaughter know you saved it.
The one you pushed back through the door.
Oh, that's quite true. Yes, I would say it was on, or a
face orders, all though, I did disagree with him at the time.
Do you all believe that? Our face is a good tactician?
It's something I wanted to ask the group.

(49:11):
See if we could get to sort of while he seems to be unusually
absent from this band of Maryam.It takes a wise man to know to
obey an order that from a man you want to even if the order
is, right? Yes, I would believe it takes an

(49:31):
even wise man to actually give agood order.
Hmm. It's just, let's just say this,
I would not miss out on a momentwith the troops to enjoy a bit
of debrief and celebration aftera good battle.
Oh, my phone only. So if I guess would think the
same. Able sort of looks around and
gives a very like I I know what I'm doing, smile.

(49:53):
Like a little bit. And then goes, but it is not me
to resist any commanding offices.
Unfortunately, I am not in the position to do so and or a face
is a very seasoned veteran in the field and fact, I would love
it if one of these times he would just sit down and enjoy
the revelry with us, but I suppose it's all business Abel

(50:14):
who do you think should be in charge of the group that it's an
accident question. You see you know I suppose we
want something someone with experience a few hundred
thousand years would probably bean excellent start and likely
somebody who well is still a very strong and he sort of
flexes a little bit able to individual who was not standing

(50:38):
down from any Challenge. And I supposed to want someone
with a bit of humor too. We don't want to Serious doing.
No, that sucks people. I've visited it gave us.
What do you think? Are we talking about malice?
You. Able gives us sort of complicit

(51:04):
smile and guess not, not at all.In fact, I was suggesting the
sergeant here and he just used to Giles and oh, you up to the
task. just the sea. I would take more of a charge

(51:25):
but every time, you know, say something specifically, Malik is
brings up the fact that I'm fucking old and Really just like
spring up that time the bag I'm sorry.
He does that to you Sergeant. What a cruel thing.

(51:47):
I suppose that every leader is only as good as their wish
support and I wouldn't believe I'm out of order and saying
Malika's deathly the worst subordinate here.
You said It Bun, right? He claps you on the back and
goes well Sergeant, I believe you up to the task.
You just sort of need to ignore those comments.
I mean thinking about a logistically here you're not

(52:08):
even the oldest buyer half in terms of years lived I believe
RFS might beat by quite a numberand well perhaps it's just that
you look but I could be older. I don't know.
That's true. Same goes for all doom there,
right? Yeah, no I believe I'm as old as
I know crash. Right.
Anyway, what I mean to say is, um, those comments are quite

(52:31):
ill-founded. In fact, next time, he brings
them up. I think you should throw one
right back. Okay.
Why did you mention his time in the afterlife?
And that's how many years he wasthere, you know?
That is true. I should be a little bit more
assertive. It's just, he's just You know,
you know I'm within the shape. We can get him up.
He's right. Oh Sport Clips on the back

(52:53):
again. Now I drink that grabs a pints
slipping it down. With the drink halfway down it
goes, forget Yeah, I have a datetonight with you, any points to
demos, and with you do them, oh,for the song.
That's now, I understand it for a bit tired from the activities

(53:18):
of the day, but we're gonna be sitting right here drinking.
Anyway, I believe it could be something we work on, sure.
I mean, looks like we have the, this whole bar to ourselves.
Right? That's right.
And and he stops for a moment and goes, oh wait, what am I
saying? No, no, let's just celebrate
tonight. Eh work can be tomorrow.
I want you to the Bone. You see, I like to consider
myself a bit more fun than that.Good, then we can start

(53:40):
tomorrow. Probably probably after we turn
it, you know who quite right? I completely agree with you.
In fact, if I recall tomorrow isthe day of that that's Priestess
coming into town and what a deepin my, right?
Yeah. I can't believe we fucking did
it. There is.

(54:04):
Find a fresh core box. Hey jackknife.
Is there anyone that you know, would you say deserves to die
pretty soon? Oh, yeah, he's immediately
Fabrics. The bound us was top of my list.

(54:24):
Anybody secondary to him? I mean, you know, Trent Whispers
has been asking for it for years.
Oh, swindler swindler. I mean, I'm sure if he turned up
dead, no one was bad at I but I don't know if that's the kind of
guy you guys want to just go andbeat up, you know, some sort of
down on that look, guy trying tosell shit.

(54:46):
Uh, really. I supposed to really deserve it
as a criminal but unfortunately there aren't a lot of criminals
or cat, you know, you sort of get punished immediately.
Hmm. Surely there's someone who
deserves it more than him. Oh hey, what about that?
That guy, um, she stops her fingers, the guy who attacked
this Baruch. Chase how about him?
I feel like anyone deserves it, it's him.
That's oh something happened. There's a chance that he's

(55:09):
already dead. Oh goodness.
That's too bad too bad to hear. I I just meant it would have
been really great if he was the,you know, choice for this.
I couldn't think of anyone better without him.
I'm sort of out of options. He would have been great, you
know, how to preserve a corpse check knife.

(55:29):
Preserve. I mean a freezer is the best
option I could think of but otherwise I don't have a lot of
options for you. Sorry.
I mean do we could we still do it, the body was preserve.
I feel if it would have to be within the time frame.
It's Magic, right? Able says, magic is always
fickle that way I found. In my brief time here.

(55:56):
Hmm. Is there is there any way we'd
find? Maybe a dead body.
Jack knife, sort of Nos. And goes, I mean a graveyard or
a crematorium, would be a good place to start.
I don't know. Some sort of mortician might
have access to Fresh bodies though.
One hour fresh, that's pretty rare.
I can't think of any way to gather that before.

(56:17):
I mean, unless you were able to talk to some cops Swindell body
that just got killed on the sideof the street.
But even then, I don't know if they can guarantee it's been an
hour, she sort of shrugs, it's atough one.
This will just have to do this one.
So everybody else you guys need dead.
I mean is there anyone you got like hired to kill.
Maybe you could just take a job and and water deeper whatever.
Not a lot of killing jobs here. But I imagine there's some sort

(56:39):
of Assassin's Guild who wants someone something dead, take a
job and get some money for it too.
I were in a desperate position, but I feel as if we've been
hired enough to kill, if we can avoid it suit yourself.
You know, if you guys aren't comfortable with that, I don't
mind putting myself up for her. Sergeant.
I don't think you should kill yourself for this job.
No. I mean, like me doing the day.

(57:02):
It's very common for my people to just kind of try it.
You should do that with your wife.
You don't need to do that now and I'm not killing myself,
okay? I'm just saying that I could
know you said you were gonna do the team, I mean, do the dude,
as in like, I will go, you know,put myself up for higher and

(57:26):
kills that's the goal. Well, sergeant, if you want to
be the one to get in that, then I give you a little
encouragement in the world that I can think of.
I gotta think of a better personwho would be better suited for
that kind of task. I mean, your firearm there is

(57:48):
quite marvelous, able sort of pokes at it and goes.
It's still just a wonderful piece of Machinery.
I'm sure that I'm sure that whoever, you aimed at that would
drop dead soon. After haha, You know, that did
happen today. Pretty cool.
If you ask me, right to my love,its supposed to get a few more
glasses out. If you guys would like to spend

(58:09):
the evening hanging out here. I'm so glad you were able to
kill this monster. I surprised you guys aren't
tired at all about it. I mean, I'd imagine you'd have a
bit of some energy loss, but I suppose I'm impressed Jack, I
have Smiles. Well, that's why we're relaxing
here with you, rather than full and with Contraptions or

(58:29):
whatever the hell or owns a mirror when we're doing.
She sort of glanced, goes fooling with Contraptions.
What does that mean? I don't know, building kind of
kind of thing. Their thing tinkering. just,

(58:56):
Fooling, man, I get it. Sometimes you get a full.
Just while you guys are in the bar or a face, you and Samir go
to Samir shop. It's a short brisk walk in the
so much chili night air, and eventually you arrive and Samir
sort of smiles. As you guys walking past the

(59:19):
still sort of hobbled door that you created are still sorry,
it's not fucking hobble. This door looks great.
Didn't I roll in that 20? Play materials.
There was a tarp cover, but thisis a very good looking
territory. I admire it, as I walked by I
admire my work, it's a Yes, it is.

(59:43):
Thank you for making that out offace.
What do you keep saying that? It's just funny, because
everyone's always telling me I'mshort and now I'm off to like
the second third. Okay.
So, the fourthly short. So I'm right average now that
you're shorter than me. Right.
Is this something that normal people think about all the time?

(01:00:06):
I don't know if it's better to say yes or no to that.
Honestly what did you just tell me the truth?
Fuck. I'm In, what does that?
Okay, never mind. It doesn't matter, right?
Right. Yes.
Right. All right, how do we go about

(01:00:29):
fixing? You use clay.
Work on you because I've used mending the heel dueling before
and I use spending to fix your face at one time.
Remember when you got all meltedand it was like No.
Unfortunately mending does not work on me.
Um, that's something that would definitely work on Doom, but I
suppose or Anatomy is different enough that it doesn't work on

(01:00:51):
me. You sure.
He's made of metal, you're made of clay different enough.
That makes sense. See you get it.
Oh yeah. I'm a quick learner.
I know you are on the best Learners.
I would say, haha, Flex a littlebut I like crosswords sort of,
whoa. So tough.
You could say, you know, speaking of all, we're just like

(01:01:14):
getting out of equipment. I have an idea of a new thing I
want to build. Yeah, I actually think there's,
you know, how to make it based on some stuff back in Valhalla.
But if we got some magnesium andwax paper, we could make some
little, you know, flash bombs myto have a similar Factor.
What day was able to do because it was super helpful and saves

(01:01:35):
was blinded So if we had more tothat at our disposal, do you
have any magnesium in the shop? Samir's eyes, sort of go wide
and is mouth. Furls for a moment.
Just goes straight to business or the face.
All right, yeah, let's do it andyou guys sort of began pulling
stuff out on the workshop and hegoes.
No, I'm glad. I'm, I'm excited.
I that's the first time I've ever seen.

(01:01:57):
Somebody die in front of you that it didn't.
Well make you sick, I'm impressed.
I didn't see the body all that much I suppose and if there was
much I mean you were there you remember.
I don't know, I guess. observingas a Human, that sounds bad but
I really don't believe he is one.
I think he's something differentwhich somehow made it.

(01:02:20):
Easier also smear. Do you think he's really dead?
To me or stance for a moment. And as you're pulling out all
the materials and stuff on the workbench, she thinks to himself
and then nods and goes I do I know it's hard to think that
this special was such a trickster, but nothing happened
in those last moments. No, no magic.
I could see, no, sort of moment of darkness, whatever.

(01:02:43):
These swapped bodies are anything.
Um, I mean, we will definitely face in these like, him in the
future. Maybe not this crazy, but people
who use Illusions and deception is that, I mean attacks, but for
now, I think we've, I think we've succeeded, you should rest
easy. I think just, I don't know if it
was that he was such a large figure in my mind or the way he

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fought, but killing him, felt more like being back in Valhalla
and killing bezel, or Rex you mayor in know and they were just
come back, it could be a week ora month or I don't know.
They always came back. So maybe I'm just not used to
the idea that someone that has large can actually just
disappeared Samir Smiles at you and goes.

(01:03:29):
Well, I mean, you're strong, you're stronger now than when we
first met for sure. I think maybe that's feeling is
sort of a almost, I don't know, a feeling of disbelief for your
own strength. That's a nice way to look at it.
He smile sheepishly. I thought it might be nice.
I mean, that's what I thought when he died.

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This man is haunted me for so long.
It's something I've wanted to donot necessarily kill him of
course, but I don't know. Thank you.
That's right. Take him back for all the pain.
He's inflicted. I mean you would recall when I
was first new to the city, he sort of took advantage of me and
promised me things in the exchange for my doing of the

(01:04:11):
ritual that he does. And I was naive, I guess I've
been proven naive a lot lately, oh is such a bad thing all the
time. It just means you're a good
person, right? That you really expect other
people to be good to people. I don't think it's a false

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sign of negativity. know, I don't, I Don't at all, actually,
Melanie smiles, neutrally. Thank you.
I appreciate that. I suppose.
It is something that is built into Me.
Maybe speaking of built into me or rather unto me.
Would you like to help me with some play?
Oh yeah. Give me a handful.
All right, he Wheels around his backpack to the front and begins

(01:05:03):
pulling out. What looks like almost like
piles of clay, they look to be wrapped around and heavy fabric.
That looks like burlap. The clay is leaking at the edges
though and you're surprised. It doesn't stain up everything
in the bag, but he pulls him outand very delicately and
carefully opens and unboxes. The mini rounds of clay that he

(01:05:24):
has, it looks like he has quite a bit in total, you count but
four large balls of clay, each the size of a basketball or
perhaps slightly larger, they'renot that heavy, you find, and
they're all the exact same colorof his skin as he pulls them all
out, he points to each one goes.I, I can also do some help on

(01:05:45):
the back part. He sort of gist To is the back
of his neck. I can't reach it that.
Well, yeah, I got you. Another reason that I don't like
to do that bird thing, or the Frog thing, or any of the animal
things is something you can turninto a frog, too.
Yes, I can do it with the Hopscotch.

(01:06:08):
Drug, can you? shut your back while you jump
over small buildings, he saw thesaid, actually I've never had
someone to write me but maybe What I was saying, was another
reason I don't like to do it is I usually end up placing myself
In Harm's, Way more. And while like, I can be healed

(01:06:30):
from minor cuts and scrapes whenI lose large amounts of clay, I
have to dig into this Supply. And well, I can't make more of
this. He gestures to the balls and
Like you'll run out of this specific clay.
We can't just buy more, he knows, I said, it's important.
This type it comes from the cityof brass, my father made it for
me, in a normal clay, just sort of slops off.

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That's why when you guys reattached to my head, I was so
impressed. I mean, it's was must have been
very complicated to make whatever it is that you made to
reattach them normal glue or even a bit of clay.
It would just fall off again, okay, so when we go back to the
city for, can we get more of this?
Of course, and this is quite a bit.
I mean, if I lost the leg, I wasprobably have to use one of

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these large balls, but okay, butyou have 16.
So that's like 16 legs. How much did you lose this time?
I just to know, not 16 balls only has like five.
Oh sorry, miss her, I guess. Okay, five legs.
She's not a lot though. How much did you lose this time?
Oh, not that much. I'll just so this.
He goes to one of the large balls of clay and sort of patted

(01:07:34):
into the ground and shaves off alittle chunk of it.
This should be enough, and he holds up.
I'm sorry. You didn't have control of
yourself. It's all right.
No, I didn't. But The socks.
Oh Hey, listen. It it's not something I asked
you to worry yourself with. I actually started with six

(01:07:57):
balls when I arrived to sarkaz and I've only used up one in the
years I've lived here. So I go through them pretty
slow. Watch other fights.
Did you get in? When did you keep up the whole
one? But it was many, many little
things over a long period of time.
I mean, you'd be surprised at what little things that humans
and he gestures to you sort of just regrow from, but for me and

(01:08:18):
my kind, it's harder. I mean, say I accidentally rub
my hand against an abrasive surface, tiny, small Flex fall
off. You do enough of that and you
sort of need to rebuild often, see you get hurt a lot and
there's no other way to heal you.
Healing magic work, I have a little bit of healing magic, you
sort of strikes. I mean, healing does put me back
together for sure. If I, you know, take enough of a

(01:08:42):
beating, I will sort of, I suppose power off is the right
word, but not really, because I don't really have machine parts
in me. But I sort of pass out you go
unconscious like the rest of us.Yes, miles naturally and when I
fall in conscious then you know that is dangerous and so healing
does help in that way. It's just when I lose a clay
from oh you know great impact orabrasion or slices that are

(01:09:07):
removed Parts. You know, I mean I in my time
working here I've cut off a finger or two and I had to
create attached it, but you losea little bit every time.
That's fucked up that you've gotoff.
Two fingers. Got to be more careful.
Samir, I've worked here a long time or a face, you know, it's a
long time. How long have you worked here?
Actually, sort of glances at youand shrinks his eyes and goes

(01:09:32):
what? It didn't.
I told you this. When we spoke about Iceland, I
gave you an exact date. You don't remember oh, Guys.
History. Check Specific day.

(01:09:54):
Okay, I Roll History check but you get Hey 17.
Also, for the record to me and Idon't know the date and I never
have. So exact date, what me very much
that's fair. Um, I put aside in this plane a
little over three years. Oh, that's not All giving away

(01:10:17):
their career change and how established your store is.
I'd sort of assumed you'd been around a long time.
Three years a long time but her face in such a small City.
I mean, I didn't start here. It took several months for me to
work around to decide what I wanted to do.
How you started as a pastry. Chef.
Hey. How come you didn't talk to each
other at all? When we were there with him?

(01:10:37):
Oh, he looks away, sort of bashful and goes it, we had sort
of a falling out when I left youhad to follow gout with someone
deed smiles, neutrally. And goes, I mean, it's not that
big of a deal. It's not like we're mad that one
another it just, you know it wasjust talk.
To each other at all. What did he do?
He sort of stops and goes. I'll tell you another time.

(01:11:01):
Let's work on this for now. Okay.
His face turns to you and he goes you know I'm not much of a
conversation this when we were Iprefer to focus on the task at
hand so I don't cut off any morefingers.
Like you said I embarrassingly did.
Well I focus better when I'm talking because otherwise I'm
thinking and that's more distracting.
Hmm. Supposed to be listening.

(01:11:25):
So I do your back. Why don't you tell me, huh?
All right, I'll give you a bridge story.
Yes. Okay, give me a.
I don't want an artificer Jack reveal.
Yeah, I guess I'll take. I don't know.
That uses a gloves of thieving. Hello.
You can't not use a check because I have an item that

(01:11:46):
makes the check better. What are the gloves called
gloves of tinkering? Weird.
Are we sure? I'm sure what is the item name
say? Yeah um right here in my notes
they're called clothes of tinkering.
Uh-huh. But like those invest in D&D.
Lots of Tinker, right? You should do that very soon.

(01:12:08):
These days. Yeah, thank God.
I'm sort of stalker. Yeah, it's like a fan.
Check feels right? Yeah, give me that.
Can I get plus five to what Fordis going to show because of my
item? Okay.

(01:12:33):
All right, you spend the next. It takes honestly the the full
length of time that this takes is like a long rest to fully
rebuild them if you've lost pieces.
So you're all night doing this. That's fine.
I wouldn't say fully all night with you helping it goes by much
faster than if you was doing this alone.

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So you guys sort of come to a head at about 2 a.m. finishing
up with all this. Basically what you're doing is
just globbing on Globs of clay onto his body and then smoothing
them out to match the rest of him.
Nice. And I'll get all the parts that
are under the shirt. He smiles.
I assumed she would. Yeah.
He and with a 21 you help excellently and after all that

(01:13:19):
time, at about 2 a.m. Samir is back to his normal
height and looks completely the same during that time.
He explains to you a sort of roundabout story that he stops
and starts every like 10 minutesas he focuses on what he's
doing. It will essentially, when I
first arrived here, I didn't exactly know what skills I
should be utilizing. I was far from home, and I was
scared because I was transportedhere, but rather suddenly yeah,

(01:13:42):
it was a sudden accident, right?He worked anywhere.
And so I needed money. Gold is important for, you know,
survive and yeah, I need the place to stay and so um, And my
early days, I bunked with the pastry chef Grimlock, she was
here long before I was. And I spent several weeks sort

(01:14:05):
of house with her. Wait, that's crazy.
Because like she wanted to date you.
So you were roommates. Oh my God.
Yeah, if we were room, she was nice though.
She offered me the the space andI felt so awkward, taking that
space from her that whole time, without paying her back.
Of course, I helped out what I could run the bakery, but it was
actually her who sort of saw my I suppose you could call them

(01:14:28):
skills in making sort of day-to-day Bakery items.
That she said hey you could get the job at the fine dining
restaurant that the archival owns and that's scary, you know,
devil seem scary and yeah, dining seems to see scary but
yeah, he didn't really have money to or rather, she didn't
have needs for any sorts of assistance in her shop.

(01:14:50):
And of course I wanted to move on and bigger and better things,
you know? So I she wanted to date you but
you aren't interested. Yeah.
Well, I hope it was not because if so I missed a lot of signals.
I don't know if it was I just know.
When's Advocates was disguised as you.
She said, yes to a date with him, which is pretty crazy.
I didn't know that. No, you told me that.

(01:15:12):
I just, that's surprising again,the whole dating thing.
You see. Anyway, um, so I applied with
fixing and it worked out. I got in and I worked with him
for a great number of months, and over the five months that I
worked with Lexi. I picked up pastry chefing,

(01:15:33):
yeah, potassium. He called it.
I was pretty good at it too and it was worked.
That worked for me, you know, I sort of like building things and
making a very ornate paste. Pastry is sort of like building
something interesting. All right.
Of course, I was very intricate in my work.
I didn't want anything to be sent out halfway, so I missed a

(01:15:54):
lot of. Well, let's just say important
deadlines from that came to finish the food on time and that
got me in a bit of trouble with the top of the higher upstairs.
The Managers. But the real argument that I got
in with Flexi was a and this at this point he takes another like
long ten minute break. Comes back and he's like that's
always saying um, they really argument that I got in with 60

(01:16:16):
was that well I suppose he thought I was really good at
this. In fact, he thought I was so
good that this he wanted to and he sort of leans in and goes
higher me to his main restaurant.
What His main restaurant. Well, I don't exactly understand
how it works, but in the same way that Zapata plain walk

(01:16:37):
himself, I think flicks, he might have been able to do the
same. And well, he explained to me
that in the nine Hills, he had arestaurant that he operated and
he wanted me to work there. Full time.
What? Judgments.
Oh, we should ask if you ever heard of that restaurant.
Yeah, we should. Anyway, of course, I said.

(01:17:00):
No because I didn't want to go there and he offered me a great
amount of gold and even favorites and a personal room.
And I and he sort of a sheepish at this and he said a lot of
sins. Oh, okay.
Yeah, a lot of vices he offered to go there and I of course,
didn't want to and he insisted, he said that it is not an offer

(01:17:22):
that he just makes anyone. And that if I were to turn it
down, it would be a greater front to him personally.
So I did turn it down and he gotvery cross with me.
And in fact, it was around that time that I told him that I
wanted to quit to go pursue a shop front of my own.
It was around this time. That also, I felt a little
awkward going back in the rooming with grim walk.

(01:17:44):
So I spent some time in Jack knifes, space as well.
You also is there any way in this town?
You haven't lived? You guys happen to run into
them, I suppose by accident or purpose, you sort of met the
people that I've known. But there are a lot of other
people in this town, which is poked her head in any other
building. I just have a family yet.
I can't wait to go to the park at the story where you and the

(01:18:06):
lady of pain holding hands. No, it's not nothing like that.
I suppose flexi really wanted meto so rise in the ranks with
him. I was a really good worker good
at following directions and I suppose, part of my nature and
he started gestures down at the clay, is as he goes to sort of
be good at the task, you know, there's and follow them.

(01:18:29):
A lot of the Keen that I've heard not, you know, construct
Say that one more time. I said, I think I'm not way too
even though I'm not a construct,I suppose.
So that's a surprise to me and Bryce, did he hid that from you?
So I, I don't know. I've never heard of anyone being
excited to reference themselves.A similar to a construct.
It is often in many places as sort of, a negative term and

(01:18:51):
those places, probably just are stupid.
I don't know that, you know, constructs, I know are both
great and pretty competent, that's what I did think is,
well, you have good opinions on the face.
Do them is the smartest person. I know.
I think it's such a great clips.Do you think Doom is um coming
along? Well, I worry that it is a
suffering, from a lot of personal stress, I'm a bitch

(01:19:13):
worried about doctor him. Dying.
I think that I mean, I can't. Well, as much as I say, I can't
imagine what should we be? Like to see someone who looks
just like you die. But I can't, I suppose, but I
think the real problem is that doctor who was sort of the
closest thing doodle him had to a family, you know, well, over

(01:19:33):
creatures out there of Doom's shape and size that aren't those
from Mechanicals, dulum sort of out with the people, from
mechanicus, right? I suppose you're right.
I know it's hard for dulum. It's just wanted to answer and
now that questions and answers. Now, the doctor he was passed,
Yeah, okay. So what happened after you moved

(01:19:55):
in with jackknife anyway? Well I moved in well, not with
jack knife, you say that. So Gator, early, a jackknife had
the hotel. Yeah, no, she's still does.
Okay, what happened after you moved in to Jack knives in play
tonically? Well, um, then I said, I would
not work for flexi and that was that and you are still mad at
each other. Well, I I'm abbreviating, I

(01:20:16):
thought of this but it was quitethe falling out.
I mean I think fixing saw me as some kind of apprentice to him.
Not a lot of talent comes into this city and terms of culinary
arts I'm sure he could guess most people who are mostly by
accident and those who work for him.
Are people who like lie in say acity like water.
Deep would have just been your simple barmaid or, you know,

(01:20:38):
line cook. It's just so happens here.
They just happened to be the only ones available, but I think
he saw real talent in me and he tried to make a lot of deals
with me signing my name onto parchment.
That would bind me. Need to his service for a number
of years and returned. I would get as many devices as I
wanted, but I was not, I just, Ineed to know what sort of vices

(01:21:04):
Eid money. Lust with everything.
Yes. A nice house, a place to stay
servants. The whole shebang, as they say,
I see, I suppose, I might have been better for me to actually
hear him out. I just, I don't know, I suppose
I was raised in thinking a certain way about the nine hells
and creatures that come from it.I wasn't trusting about that.

(01:21:27):
I Accepted sort of sort of. I I said the great, many harsh
words, back to flexi about his General demeanor.
And the way that he did his business that I believe were,
well they were probably broaching on the personnel.

(01:21:48):
I was impassioned. I knew what I wanted to do and I
didn't like that he was trying to make me do something else.
I get completely where you're coming, it's just no new.
It's so hard to imagine. You get getting that upset about
something like quitting a job, you know.
Well, like, I told you it is a bridge working in his place of
business. It was like a life.

(01:22:09):
I mean everyone who worked there.
You spent almost every waking moment, helping him do something
and he sort of, he paid well. But I mean it was such
challenging to deal with. And those people were like your
family. I mean, it was those few months,
I worked there. It was very intense.
Have you ever seen the bear? Know he needed to get her out of

(01:22:29):
that. Anyway, um, I I know it sounds
unlike me and it felt like me too.
I just there's a lot more to this story, but I'm just a
bridging it for you. And I don't worry, I never felt
unsafe. I don't think he ever meant to
harm me or trick me in any way. But I, you know, I just, let's
just say after I worked with sixyears when I took that job,

(01:22:50):
looking after the lady of pains Personnel, treasury for some
security. Oh, so you say three years is
not a long time but I clearly been doing a lot.
That's the piece here. So good.
You were higher. For a new restaurant and then
you worked for the president andnow you're a business owner.

(01:23:13):
Well, a lot, I should remind youor Affairs, that us constructs
don't really sleep. When you can ask them about it,
you can work day and night if wereally need to.
I mean it's certainly not pleasant and you get exhausted
eventually. But I like to think that in one
thing to please I maybe spent more time than I should have

(01:23:36):
working. Sometimes I wish I was a
construct. Honestly, you shrugs all right.
See what did that make the time pass quicker.
You tell me that story it did and your help was much
appreciated. You did a very good job on with
the clay. Look, we're done twice as fast.
In fact, we can even return and you can get some rest.
I know humans need to sleep. Yeah.

(01:23:57):
Speaking of artificial jobs. Yeah, another that we have a lot
of money coming, our way, I think you should reopen your
suggestion to all of our friendsabout making magic items for
them. What if you shop Tomorrow we
could get on that. Make some flash bombs at the

(01:24:19):
very least oh yes. Um in fact I even know the
components around here that willneed should be so expensive.
Another thing I was thinking we should do For that damn cat.
Oh that's another great idea. Lots to do.
This will be exciting. What's to do?
Let's do. All right.
Let's go get some shadowy and gives a neutral smile.
Thank you. What a face for helping me with

(01:24:39):
this. I am I'm glad you came.
I like learning about all of stuff.
It's really interesting. We don't have anything like that
in Valhalla. Well I sort of learn a lot to
myself too. My father was a professional but
I was really the only Golem likeme that he ever made.
So I sort of learned new things about it every day.
I'm excited to get. I thought the look forward to

(01:25:03):
that day, too. Both excitement and a bit of
fear. He is quite I mean, yes, he was
likely the most academic or rather, the fourth front of the
field. In terms of Gollum making.
He had a lot of Personality. Should I be scared?
No, no. But oh, I don't know.
He smiles, literally. Okay, you guys return back to

(01:25:27):
the smoldering corpse during this time, diversity.
You guys just want to stay up. Drankin here a question.
Yeah, do them. What's what's up?
So when the water comes, are there any creatures and then

(01:25:48):
that's like, She sort of smiles and goes all creatures on the
water. That's a great fucking man.
If there were, I should go fishing down there.
Um, no actually, not really it pretty much just comes this
water though. You guys just missed it that
flow tide. Festival, that we all were

(01:26:09):
talking about that. The festival that you guys said,
what you would be there for, youknow, I even had special drinks
made, I was like usual. Anyway, that event is one of the
few times a year where somethingactually does.
Well, I apologize for missing it.
I wish we could have seen it. So um yeah.
I know that it's pretty cool actually.

(01:26:29):
Yes. So that um the one time of the
year during the flow type Festival two to three night
thing but all these bioluminescent algae coming in
the water. There's other stuff dude these
sort of like glow squids and jellyfish that have this glow to
them. They come I don't know where
they come from. They just sort of sale in with

(01:26:50):
the water and the whole Bay, thewhole bottle of sarcastic for
the entire evening. Glows bright, it's almost like
daylight just thing, but there aren't creatures honor their
normally No, no, not normally, it's sort of a big mystery where
the water comes from. I mean, you go to the edge of
circad and well, I mean, I don'tknow if you ever been out there,
but it sort of just like ends and whenever the water comes

(01:27:12):
every night, it just flows up from the ground.
I mean, you've seen it. They're very few waves.
I guess it's just one of the mysteries of this place.
I'm sure if we had a bigger academic center, you know?
Some sort of school around here.Some Professor might have the
mind to investigate it. She shrugs, I stand up for my
chair. Well, I guess I'll let you know
what? I see.
Oh, you, are you going in right now?

(01:27:32):
Why I'll be back in probably less than an hour.
Is this like a secret meaning? I don't understand.
You just go down there. I pull out of my bag.
I get like a metal scrap. I mean, I promise to one of my
friends. She shouldn't nods her head and
goes. All right, little buddy.

(01:27:52):
You have fun down there. Thank you.
All right. And you head down to them?
Yeah, all right. Heading down to the bottom layer
of the tower, find the water lapping, gently up at the edge
of the building as with all starcat nights.
The water rises to a height of about 10 feet in total covering
up the entire bottom layer and the grease pits including most

(01:28:13):
of the trees as well. Looking out into the vastness of
the crack between Dimensions. That is displaying you see
pretty much just vast still ocean as far as the I can see
every once in a while. You'll spot a Lone Tree or would
looks like maybe a rogue wall that just barely just above the
Waters Edge. And the only other thing that
breaks the line of sight is the far distant portal.

(01:28:36):
That Swirls and the are ever-present.
Can I make a perception? Check on the water?
You look down. Give me perception, check.
A 21. Wow, okay.
So what do you lookin' for? Oh, I guess signs a life just
double check knife. You look around with a 21,
that's a great role. You don't see anything big down

(01:28:58):
in there but gazing through the murky water and using what
little light you have from Galaxy's blowing above you see?
Yes, there are a few signs of, like, some very small creatures.
Would look like maybe sore a bugs, perhaps that are squirming
around in the Water Swimming, which this way and that you look
down at the ocean floor. If you could call it that it's

(01:29:19):
mostly dirt. Most of the day and you see,
crabs crawling along the floor, moving in formation, a group of
five or six of them and everywhere.
You look, you see, just a littlebit of science.
Nothing big, nothing that looks like a fish per seems to be a
lot of insect life in here smallcreatures and sort of shrimp
like creatures that dance around.

(01:29:40):
As well. You spot a snail here and there
and looks like a drifting bar and this is the life you see.
Um, with my memory, do I like toremember seeing these things
even when there isn't water? With your memory.
You recall. None of these things are
present. When there isn't water.
You're not sure for a majority of these things like tiny, tiny

(01:30:00):
insects they could just grow underground, same thing with the
crabs, but you're not exactly sure if they come with the water
or not, but you're just you've never seen them here.
Is the just of it. Well, I just checked my um, I'll
cast freedom of movement on me. My new fourth level spell.
Whoa. All right, well actually, well,

(01:30:26):
what I'm gonna do I would like to sink to the ocean floor and
walk on it. But with my swim speed, I'd like
to argue, I can go like normal speed instead of half speed That
is well argued. I agree, Doom.
I will say because body is much lighter.
Instead of metal. It does take a lot longer to
sink to the Bible, but regardless, you slowly sink down

(01:30:46):
and the light that glows out from your body is actually a
pretty good sort of sea lantern.That guy's your way SMH Basin
doesn't even understand gravitational constant.
That's that's cheating. That feel as heavier than

(01:31:09):
feathers. So you sink to the bottom and
land with a solid and you look around and you get a much better
view of crabs crawling around and some of the snails that seem
to be puttering. So we all start marching.

(01:31:30):
All right, you start marching. I suppose that you just walk
around for like yeah I'm just walking back to where we
destroyed the the big robot. Got yeah, with freedom of
movement I would say it is not take to get there, no more 15
minute walk and eventually get back to where the bot was killed
on sort of the edge of our circuit is on your walk.

(01:31:50):
You know, notice a few more things that sort of stick out to
you immediately. You see one of the large walls
that Brock the grown left. Some looks like art some painted
art up on just underwater. It seems to have a faint glow to
it. Oh what once was before, just
sort of a picture of the lady ofpain drawn and gray spray paint

(01:32:14):
and done over red. Underwater has a faint glow to.
It looks like a neon signs to bea two frame animation where the
gray face looks stoic and then sort of squelches in on itself
like a tower. You notice that and sort of make
note of the Arcane nature of thepaint moving along, you
eventually also get to the play,is the enormous tall from the

(01:32:36):
city of bright Bank. Interestingly you note that the
portal seems to have moved some?You're not sure how much it
looks like a total of maybe 10 feet forward, almost in the
direction that it was sucking. You see behind.
It is sort of barren, the dirt is still there but trees and
foliage. There are completely gone almost
like they were sucked through the blest migrated to the

(01:32:59):
direction, it's facing. Additionally, you see that the
water around the portal seems tobe just barely passing around it
about an inch around the entire thing.
It's to be passing. As if there's a stone in the way
leaving a very small air pocket as you try to get closer to
though, you notice the little seams to violently, push you
away and you're not actually able to breach into that inch of

(01:33:19):
Gap. Finally, you arrive on the
Cliffside, if you look down and you see fathoms beneath dropping
down the 100 or so feet that thenanit was dropped.
And you see down and the sort ofValley, many more trees.
To push out to the edge of circuit.
Do I see the remains of the robot looking down?

(01:33:41):
You do notice that? Yes, there are few metaphysics
and pieces at the bottom of water.
They're not exactly in the same position you guys left them.
Both Avenger animal or human. I've like picked it apart a
little bit. So it's much more scattered
around but you see that the burial spot so yeah I'll take
out the tracker and flick it down there.
It Falls slowly in the water down and down into the

(01:34:04):
graveyard. Help me goodness.
She wash it. Go down know something, sort of
interesting. The Nana tan down there with its
pieces all scattered. It's not something you might
have noticed in the daylight. It's just not something you
might have noticed above the water but somehow the sort of
clear water down here in the deep, deep Darkness allows you

(01:34:28):
to see, just the faintest orangeglow coming from one of the
smaller chunks of, oh, it pulsates slowly and
rhythmically. Not sure what it means.
Is a metallic part. Yes, it looks like one of the
pieces of the nanit on. Can I try using my Magneto
powers to bring us through to me?
Nice reach her hand down and feel through the fathoms digging

(01:34:51):
down and poo just as a behind the curtain Peak you guys did
level up so your mutations did all Washing lie.
I will say it would happen. So, after night, I was gonna
give you guys all a look at whathappens there, but because you
have not slept yet dulum, you have not felt these changes.
So, with the current level your Magneto pass, you have no

(01:35:13):
connection. And my piece of metal down
there. Okay.
Then I guess I'll swim down a bit, you swim down, like the way
to the bottom, And you see just the very smallest chunk of
metal. Looks like it was rendered in
half and from a distance it seems to be just a normal piece
of slag, metal. Nothing unique about it, but on
closer inspection. You see that orange glow,

(01:35:34):
pulsating, in and out, there seems to be some sort of lift on
this piece of metal completely flush with the metal naked to
the eye, but there's a small glyph written in Arcane script
that pulsates orange. Can I make an arc on?
I check the see if I know what it means.
Yes, come in our kind of chick, please.
All right. Using lucky 2030.

(01:36:01):
You take a look at it, zooming in with your eyes and staring
through the darkness, little lowlight, you emanate off, and take
a look at this bad boy and you recognize lift as some sort of
divination magic. It's, um, powerful powerful to
have lasted this long for sure. And you're not exactly sure
which spell exactly looking, butwhatever it is, it was attached
to the non-self and it's still active.

(01:36:23):
It could be some sort of track or it just could be some sort of
help. Again, perhaps sent out when the
creature perished. Either way it hasn't been
touched nothing has been here since you killed the creature,
nothing of importance. Anyway, What else?
You look down at it, not that heavy.
It's about the size of your sortof jagged long line of the Gulf

(01:36:43):
of something else. You could easily pick it up.
So I'm gonna excellent pick it up and with that you want to
head back. Yeah.
All right. Well, Doom is doing that.
Back in the bar, the number to live time.
We have Jaya and higher and demos remaining.
Well, she said we could do whatever we want with the body.

(01:37:07):
Nothing in particular, you know,I was just pointing it out.
What I mean I just can't think of any like real use for, you
know, what a corpse right now. Amos, what do you thinking?

(01:37:29):
I'm not thinking anything you'rebeing silly.
You can check. you know, the real demos you make a deception
or persuasion and you tell the truth if John gets higher than
you, Okay, most, if you want to get laid it, it's easier than

(01:38:01):
that for you. Know other human interaction.
That was romantic and Alive. Never, I was just the other

(01:38:26):
night. Yeah.
I think it was like three nightsago, hmm.
Yeah, the only thing I ever had was three nights ago, haha.
As you're supposed to laugh. You know.
You want to live, but it kind ofalso hurts for you.

(01:38:48):
I'll hurt for you. Wait.
No, um, different topic. Oh, come now.
Have some sense you all able slaps?
You on the back car. It's water under the bridge,
it's my friend, it's water underthe bridge for winning.
Oh, you know, as Today, I kind of control water more.
I have this cool water spells, so oh, so now you oh, fuck that

(01:39:14):
bridge. Yeah, I'm the Water Guy. and the
duty, but again, once per day, that's Well, that's all right.
I think I might hit the hay as they say, if any of you see or
play us, all right, give him my best.
I showed what she join us for. The next revelry knows.

(01:39:36):
He could use some relaxation that, oh, sometimes No one's
character gets talk shit about as much as much.
Any dirty, leave a room? No.
Okay, talk shit about malaga's, too.

(01:39:58):
Me and my brother, don't comparethem.
It's not. I just make up malaga's or
stickleback Mason did them to me.
Why do you say it like that? You say it like you had no, no
no say in it. Mandatory stickleback.

(01:40:29):
Assigned at Birth. All right, it's an able hits.
The hay setting up stairs and following mall.
I guess with Melanie's Malik. It's went up a long time ago
alone, so you guys still do havethe same room unless anyone says
gonna sleep in his own room. All right.

(01:40:52):
Be safe. Yeah.
Yeah. Sit next to my pistol.
Catch me. Off guard.
Yeah, you could shoot my eyeballout just like fabrics and a
sleeper. Oh wait.

(01:41:14):
I'm not gonna do that to you buddy.
You could, I guess? You, thank you, appreciate that.
This one fist bump. My Facebook.
They must attend to go to bed. I don't want to think about who
we have to kill. Oh, you let me take care of it.

(01:41:36):
Goes like, really. Yeah, buddy.
And I pay you on the head a little bit very slowly all their
giant. Wait.

(01:41:56):
Sergeant. You know, I'm always here for
you, but, but um, you know, if there's enough to be a butt, you
can just say you're here for me.Always be here for you, but if
you need more than that more, emotional support, you know, we

(01:42:19):
can have a talk. Thanks.
Um, you know I have a God that helps with it too but yeah,
thank you. Sort of type shyt.
Don't worry. I'm proud of you for for the way
you've been dealing about all this and I know we can't be easy
everything, when your brother and must be a lot.
Does that just adverts himself? But yes, thanks you too.

(01:42:39):
We have some more sendings tonight just think.
Oh Try to communicate that it isme.
Oh whenever you want? Yeah, it's I guess it's safe.
We can bypass. Okay.
So I tried a few beers in. You can think of a message to

(01:43:00):
your family. Well, well, it's gonna be
intercepted in any way, so it doesn't matter who the recipient
is. I see, could you send to my wife
again? And I was like, going to go to
her and but I'm gonna direct it to my wife of the get it, okay?
Hello there. This is Sergeant Ironwood.

(01:43:22):
Wait, how many words is it to you?
Talk to your wife? I'm not wise Sergeant it's just
I know it's gonna be interceptedand I so I'm just like making it
as if it were going to them because I don't I mean I'm not
sure who's on duty right now. Um yeah yeah that makes sense.

(01:43:44):
Okay hello there. This is Sergeant Jack.
I would this one word and on another plane against my own
will Try to communicate who family.

(01:44:13):
Okay, so you hear a response higher after the moments, it
takes for the spell to travel across the Plains and then way
out into space. Oh actually, I need a D20 roll
from you first because I hear onan out, one at fails.
I will never be like famous. Oh my God.

(01:44:36):
It was so close. Thank you.
Hear response to the next few moments.
Greetings, this is the spell Gemma ship.
The cryptic tone. Understand if you are sending
encoded messages, our team is analyzing them as we speak State
your business with the planet. I Haven't said, do you have

(01:44:59):
higher? I got one more boss, they most.
Do you have any more? I got two more, I mean, I forgot
about my fourth level spell slot.
Trick. One trick today.
I already killed a man. I'm done.

(01:45:20):
I'm off. I'm off.
Okay. You want to cast the same
message again? You don't know like respond
directly to him. I'd be basically. like you could

(01:45:47):
ask me maybe like why he won't what the message go through or
how about this um, Sergeant Jay Ironwood reporting.
What kind of confirmation do youneed or proof of identity?
Like that. That's actionable.

(01:46:07):
Thank you. Yeah.
That's my message term, son. Greetings again from the spell
Gemma ship of the cryptic tone please arrive at a glory of
weigh station. X92 Dash 38b.

(01:46:28):
Of Sergeant Jaya, Ironwood in the little shits.
God damn it. I can't be there, physically,
we'll find a way to get you their child.
Security bulshit. Nice and flavor, whatever.

(01:46:51):
Yeah, they'll be safe. I guess.
That's sometimes. I wish we were a bit more
primitive. Is demos drinking with us or is
a horse. They must alone.
Oh yeah. Demos is just been drinking
watching YouTube, struggle. Keep some button back.
So impressive. Very time for bed.

(01:47:12):
Um hi can I can I see the bag real quick?
Yeah, if you show you the bag Mason will.
Arcane lock work on this bag as well.
Yes. Yes, you can do that.
You're all good. The most and you can put arcade
lock on multiple things at once.So you want to work in like this
guy? Yes.
And I will not share the password.

(01:47:34):
What? Oh, you don't know what he's
doing. What you doing to the bag over
there, buddy? Making it making it secure.
Magic, you were talking about, right?

(01:47:55):
This is like the opposite of thenew spell.
I have locked things. With the magical past phrase.
Yes, go. What is it?
What is it? You know, can't can't be too
careful, you know until we turn this body in that I don't I

(01:48:17):
don't know. It's okay.
No it's okay. I understand I think I think we
need to keep this this importantbag where everyone can see it at
all times. You know just to be safe.
What's Doom? By the way?
He's usually our resident night watcher.
And yeah, what are you gonna do with the back, man?
I'm not doing I mean you're the one carrying it.

(01:48:39):
You're the one who asked about the about the average and now
you're locking the bag. This is maybe the most sauce
thing and he must have done drugs.
This I can't believe this. This is this is all because of
fabrics. Okay, I'm yeah you like I just
started to talk about my Mavericks with a known that.

(01:49:02):
Oh, hi. Do you remember the item you
just got? Yeah.
Um, please do not waste that item on me.
Oh my God. It's literally.
I literally I make all of us, right?
That we are ourselves and not lyrics with the truth quilt.

(01:49:28):
That's not how it works. It's a single use thing where
you right now someone else's name and then they have to tell
the truth to you. I think correctly if I'm wrong
Mason. Oh yes, that's right.
Oh I didn't know a single use. It is single use all of us ever
since the stuff that you guys got from him is accept the Hat.
That's the one thing that is not.

(01:49:49):
It's okay. Then I feel like it's not worth
using them. Exactly.
Is there? Such a besides besides the body.
Yeah, no. It's I mean it's not my bag.
I mean I think it's mostly highsmaybe it's communal.
I don't know if it's communal. You know.

(01:50:11):
We should all get the password. Oh look, I really like what
we're in the middle of a fire and like you know, we need
access to it. We don't and you really need
Fabrics body for the fight. I mean, I'm not too keen on the

(01:50:31):
magic. So, I don't know how long it's
Gonna Last and, you know, his body isn't gonna be there
forever. You know, we're gonna use it for
other stuff. I, it's true.
I can't wait to turn it in for money.
I'm just I just really don't want to lose this because we
were promised, um, 10,000 um, gold piece's.
Oh, and we haven't really had toPayday like this, so I'm just

(01:50:52):
securing it in such a wow. It's just the way that you did
it. That makes it sauce.
It makes sense. I gotta 22.

(01:51:15):
You did. Bear the most.
So what happens when you fail? DM, if you fail, you just tell
the truth about it. Whatever it is that Jaya
actually wants to know. Okay, um, yes.
Um, the most does just want to secure the payday.

(01:51:39):
Really the only reason he lockedthem.
He's really worried that like, it's just something dumb is
gonna happen and we're gonna lose his body and we're not
gonna get paid. Okay?
Okay, all right. Good.
Whatever you say. Thank you old man.
I mean that kindly like in a like in a in that never gets

(01:52:06):
called me Geezer. Oh yes, he really likes that
way. He sounds like he's been smoking
for fucking 30 years and he always calls me stupid these
days. I don't, I don't, you know, you
can really tell that this son Itis really sag and more than, you

(01:52:30):
know, I think it's the grease that really intensifies like the
UV rays on his body. I don't know.
It's kind of cooking like a chicken like tanning lotion I
like that. Oh.
Okay, so we all sleeping together tonight.
I'm sleeping. My own room for the night and I

(01:52:51):
need, oh some some you need somegiant time.
Okay, I got you. Oh, of course.
I was just under the bed weigh mystery way, Mr. DM.

(01:53:17):
Up to arrange the sheets to where they completely.
Envelop me in darkness, kind of like my own little private room.
Thank your own womb, your own private little womb like my own
room. Hey.
Yes. Hi are.
You can do this. Okay, so the rest of you guys,
then Meander on upstairs. Jack knife tips.

(01:53:40):
A hat to yoga, guys, all, as youlead metaphorically.
And she goes, hey, keep a frostyup there.
All right, I'll have some some stuff out here waiting for you.
When you wake up, I congrats again on fill in that evil.
Damn well learned it thank you. And you guys had upstairs a few
hours later or a Fage arrives, home.
Jack Knight is no longer in the bar as you arrive or face, but
the doors unlocked and you're able to make your way in.

(01:54:01):
Its she went to bed Wherever SheGoes.
Heading up stairs, you make yourway into your bedroom and you
come back to or did he stay at the workshop?
Well, I mean, I guess I do have a room at my home.
It would probably be better to stay here.
Okay, just like don't get murdered or anything really

(01:54:24):
don't want to sleep with the guys.
Come on, it's fun. It's it's part of being a party.
You promise. Everyone's in the same room
though, because if you've been one, person isn't then I started
to stay here too. As far as I know, everyone's in
the same room, you're sure. I don't know.
All right. Let's go to be in the communal

(01:54:49):
room. I bet able is Hired probably is
Doom, will be and I, that's all your buddies.
They must go either way, you know, sometimes I think he gets
sick of us. All right, to him.
Yes. Samir joins you and you return

(01:55:11):
to the bar. He sort of sneaks in.
This feels so stiff that he feels like we're doing something
wrong as you sneak around the bar, I started speaking.
Do I speaking, I don't know, youstarted it.
Make a way upstairs and into theroom itself and you guys find
everyone's pretty much stationedhere.
Already pretty much faster to sleep.

(01:55:32):
What am I supposed to go? There's not even the bed.
Oh, you just hear. Let me show you.
I'm making a show of dusting offthe floor and then laying down
on it. Samir Huffs and slowly swivels
around his backpack and pulls out what looks like a few tent
poles and set something up in the far corner.
After a few moments, he has a cozy.
Well, interiorly lit tent that he set up inside of the room,

(01:55:56):
and he crawls inside good night.You guys go to bed?
As you all sleep, congratulations you guys all
leveled up. Really didn't know, so much was
gonna happen. I thought we would get to this
part 10 minutes into this episode.
We'd be so swimmer's and some people's imagination when you

(01:56:21):
got back. Everyone else was pretty much
asleep as well. So are you, did you all just
want to head right up? If I'm being honest, I would
wake up or if I can, I can do that.
No more. All right, you guys.
It's Mason okay with that. Yeah.

(01:56:42):
Okay. Probably try message.
Oh, into the into the dream. Yeah.
What four is that take for me? You And I tried lightly waking
him up certificate. Why is he really?

(01:57:04):
How goes it? Sorry for waking you.
Got it. That's cute.
So he could cast identify on something I found.
Oh yeah sure. What's up?
I pull a piece of metal, that's growing.
Orange. Nice.
I'll snap my goggles on so I canlook at it and pop it.
Identify one minute. So the goggles are functional

(01:57:29):
they're not like Prosthetics their first prescription.
I can't see they just all so function a swag.
Oh yeah. This man, that's why.
You sit up and slowly cast identify on this thing.
Here's some rustling from inside.
Samir's tent, sort of pokes his head up.
What do you do doing? Why are you guys asleep?

(01:57:50):
Good morning, Samir. Don't think it's more than what
you do. I found it in the water.
You found it. I want to see calls out and
calls over to you sure. So, this is missed all this.
If you slice in a different room, We sort of squats over it.

(01:58:13):
This looks magic. That's cool.
Can I help a sort of Poker finger out to cast on it or are
you busy? I'm actively casting it.
Okay, and as you cast, I identify you learn the following
proper. This thing is Enchanted,
specifically, this piece of metal which means to have been a
greater part of the non has a very subtle spell cast into the

(01:58:35):
top of it. It's sort of like a gif Pawn,
this specific non. He's the spell.
Claire audience, Clairvoyance a sort of Duo combination of the
two where one might feel to. He see and hear what happens in
this specific area as well. You see that there's a smaller

(01:58:58):
subset of the large war that is cast on this.
It immediately strikes. You that this is something that
must have come from mechanists. Obviously the creature did but
more so whatever cast this spellwas rigid in its ruling up.
It there is sort of Wars overlapin a way that normal Wizards you
don't think are able to do quiteeasily but in a perfect Society,
one can overlap both the ward for Clairvoyance with the war

(01:59:21):
player audience? With additionally award that
seems to be some sort of signal.It's a simple signal and you're
sure it went right back to mechanists.
But it seems to be something along the lines of a distressing
signal and it's active right now.
Oh shit, do them? I really don't think we want it
here. Is it bad?
It's got Clairvoyance and clear audience on, which means.

(01:59:45):
They're watching and listening through it as well as a sort of
distress signal Straight Talk mechanism.
I said it down and then cursed message, or a face.
Is there any way we could reverse it?
Um, I sort of think first, I couldn't make it our contact to
dispel it. You mean, no?

(02:00:07):
I mean, reverse it, and I listenbackwards through it.
Maybe sure the book make an Arcana jet.
Do I get help? Feel like films, open me.
Through a message spell. I'm gonna call know.
It would be too hard to both focus on that and focus on the
spell message at the same time. Okay.
Sort of look at dulum not hold up a hand like stop and pull

(02:00:30):
some aircraft. The room when I was for.
Do you think there's any way to reverse?
I don't know, I'm assuming samir's, helping me.
I don't know anything about this.
I don't know if I can help. What?
Okay, 22. See, you didn't need help.

(02:00:50):
I mean, I could it was a better role.
When I rolled with help, there are no typical ways to assess
the source and listen backwards through any Clairvoyance or
divination magic of this sort. However, it is likely that their
spell could be found in the bookthat you guys have and you might
be able to find and reverse Arcana of it.

(02:01:12):
There's no way I've ever heard of or does kinemaster, but, you
know, it just seemed like it would be the books prerogative.
It's just a matter of whether ornot.
That's one of the Spells they want to reverse.
Do you think we should look or should I just spell it now?
It's a good question. Would you get anything out of
seeing where this came from, when did it just show you some
someone in mechanic mechanist? Well, I could see if I prime

(02:01:36):
this is actually their likely someone, the only being that
would see through, this would likely be a promise.
Inner things, but everything goes through famous, at least in
the plane, this might be more ofa day.
Most question than in order to face question.
I don't know that much about thestudy of magic itself.
I'll give it just wake up all up.

(02:02:00):
Yeah. You ruffled the most awake
Russell? Oh, not the bag, right?
Oh, just it never mind, it's not.
Um, is something happening, Doomis is there trouble?
I got a message demo, I brought back an object that seems to
have Clairvoyance on it. I was curious with your

(02:02:21):
knowledge of magic if there was any way.
We could, maybe reverse it like,like reverse reverse.
Yes. I mean you've looked through the
book, right? True.
True. Oh, A Mason.
Do you want me to make an Arcanacheck?
Um, honestly you would come to the same conclusion.
You have not seen this in the book yet is the Reversed Arcana
book but it could be in there. It would just take a lot more

(02:02:43):
looking and that would just be more the I mean, I guess you
guys have done a lot of it already opening it up looking
through, it feeling a lot of pain and Agony.
Yeah, I hate to say it but it sounds like if anything it would
be in the book and Well we'd have to make a whole day out of
it. That's for sure, flipping
through the whole thing. But, um, yeah we could, we

(02:03:05):
could, we could figure that out sometime hires.
Always been so excited to look through the books.
I'm sure I'm sure we could figure something out.
Um, I'm awake under your bed carving in to the like, carving
into the underside of the bed, making like my goddesses, like,
symbol and stuff. I think he sleeps scratching

(02:03:29):
down there. Is that thing that I don't
really quiet and stealthy about it.
Oh roller. Oh my God.
Oh my God. We both got three.
So I don't know. So the defender on that case.
So that would be Quiet. Huh.

(02:03:50):
Let me thank you grappling goes to the fitter know.
Actually I'd say with a perception check.
If someone's trying to hide something.
It goes to the perceiver. So in this case, you must yes.
Yeah. There's just all this scratching
under the bed. I don't, I don't Dane to look.
Probably a Restless sleeper. Yeah, I just oh yeah.

(02:04:13):
Um, we can we can definitely find time to look at the book.
Where did you find this? Strange thing under the water.
Oh, Quantic of by nature. Is it of the mofo?
Oh my gosh. Are they trying to convey the
land? He was from the Nana we just
tried. Oh, that's frightening.

(02:04:34):
Um, gosh, should we should we keep that near us?
I don't know, I guess maybe we could put it in a bag or
something and I don't know. Maybe they would be able to spy
on us so well, perhaps, but I guess, if you said, they'll take
probably about a day of reading the book which does seem
dangerous. Then I would probably just spell

(02:04:56):
it now. I don't know.
So this whole thing is caught myinterest.
Honestly, we should just put it somewhere safe.
We should, I think we should keep them.
I'm excited about this. Where do you think we should
keep it? This would like you to roll on a
check under my bed. Here 25.
Oh yeah. Okay, so you recall from your

(02:05:18):
teachings of demos that if you line a box with lead only about
an inch of lead, you can completely protect it from
scrying measures in any sort of divination.
So if you were to construct or buy some sort of lead box, you
could completely protect it. Um yeah.
Just need one big or I guess in this case, small bed block and

(02:05:41):
we'd be all good. No need to worry.
I turned to some here. Do you know where we could get
led to make a small box LED? I don't sell a lot of lead but
in what deep we might be able toget some.
How much do you need? Enough to make a box to conceal
this sorta looks over at the item.

(02:06:02):
Oh, I actually might have enoughfor that but unfortunately, it
is a material component. So I might need to politely
charge you, how much does blood go for?
So if I could play lightly charged any sort of measures the

(02:06:24):
Box really quickly, it looks like 25 gold pieces.
Then I will get this expensive also, it's dangerous.
You can't keep it around kids. Oh, as friends, could I perhaps
pay you tomorrow and we get our gold.
He now said sure. I'll run to my shop and grab it.

(02:06:45):
Thank you. He runs off leaving guys alone
in the room to message each other.
It's sorry, is the morning now? Or are you guys still?
No, we have not gone to sleep yet.
I'm glad you asked you. I know unfortunately, bring back
a random glowing magic artifact and just leave it for eight
hours. I remember just going to bed,

(02:07:20):
you know, I remember saying something three hours ago, Tired
drills. The little people in Dave's bed
underneath fucked up. That's what the side like this.
It's not, it's glory. Yeah, I've never seen me before.

(02:07:55):
Gonna get famous pregnant. It's a funny bits, a funny bit.
It's the store. He's ready to be a granddad. 10
minutes later Samir arrives back.
He's got a large cloth bound. Looks like boxy unveils it to
reveal. It looks like it was welded

(02:08:17):
together. Very reason he must have done it
right? When he arrived as a shop, a
sort of long rectangular shaped iron box, it's got an iron lid
on top and he gestures. And you see that the sort of
slag of metal that you have perfectly fits in the Box, long
wise, he had to you and goes. All right.
I don't remember tomorrow. Thank you.
Thank you. Samir, of course, happy to help

(02:08:37):
you smiles. And hence you the box and you
are lucky. You guys know what we can afford
now? So, we are okay to use it now.
Instantly with that dulum, you can place the item away in the

(02:09:00):
box and as you close it, you notice even the sort of glowing
nature of the orange pulse lessons and lessons.
As the lid of the Box, gets closer and closer and just with
the hair left before you close it.
You see the orange glow? It's all, but completely gone
having been displaced by the iron ore by the lid, nice.
And you close it completely, andyou're pretty confident that

(02:09:23):
it's a completely shut off. And the most, you're sure.
All right, I think I'm gonna getback to bed now.
Where's the bag by the way? It's down here.
I think where you left it. Okay, cool.

(02:09:44):
I can Yeah. You know, we can't really sleep
when you guys are making all this noise.
Fuck you. Oh, you were just drilling a
hole. Is that what I found?

(02:10:05):
No, I told you. Holy shit.
We got a fuking bad. Oh my God.
Jesus. I was through to Samir see what
you miss out on every night fucking animals.

(02:10:29):
A lot of you, I feel like I'm sleeping on the street.
Right. Oh I guess I missed out on a lot
of yelling. Yeah so yeah I'm saying good
night Shia. And sometimes do them will like
watch things and hide and demos always have this sort of who's

(02:10:49):
sleeping under the bed thing. But it's always high.
It's good time. I'm glad you consider this a
good time, but I could maybe show you more fun things to do
in your free time. Oh, Like making flash bangs.

(02:11:12):
For instance, I don't know. Like, maybe see, don't you see
how bad this sucks for eight hours a day.
I just have to close my eyes andstand still sit still.
Why still or we could be making flash bangs or not playing
cards, but I don't know making something else.
Okay, I don't like Harvard's either.

(02:11:34):
I just imagine it's more fun than this.
Okay, I'm going to lay still forabout eight hours now.
I know, I wake up, we're going to make flash bangs, or catch
that cat, or I don't know. Yes, I had a lot of things.
I was looking forward to doing. Tomorrow, someone speaking
through me, sorry. All right, is there anything

(02:11:54):
else you guys would like to do? Sleep.
Finally. You guys all rest.
All right, congrats everyone on leveling up.
Congrats. This is your first rest since
you level up, which is pretty excellent.

(02:12:17):
If you do ask me, Very exciting stuff.
Now, um, as part of this rest, you guys all get a long night's
sleep on your mutations that each of you have.
So each of you guys might awake with something a little special
going on. So, you guys sleep a long, very
restful night, after a great battle having needed the rest,

(02:12:38):
but exhausted from your fight. And even though I you know, said
as part of the level of you guysget full health again, you're
still pretty beat up from the day and sleeping at all.
Certainly helps, especially in asafe place that you know, you
won't be attacked. So you guys take a long rest and
as you all wake up, a few thingshave changed.
We'll start with doom. Yeah.

(02:12:59):
Dulum as you wake up two things immediately jump out at you
first. You glow just a bit more.
Yeah. The light shot that was sort of
shining out from your body. Now sort of glows, a bit
brighter out of your eye socketsand just barely Out of the tips

(02:13:20):
of your fingers, lash lights. Nice.
This grants you two things, one you now officially have 30 feet.
Oh dim light that you grant. Whoa, why do this like you?
Did you got tripled but as a part of that now and I'm not
sure if I told you this before but you now have a disadvantage

(02:13:40):
on stealth checks that you try to make in darkness or dim
light. Yes.
Okay good. Just make sure you have that in
down. It hasn't come up yet.
I guess you guys aren't very stealthy.
I never stealth good as well. You just feel a tad bit warmer,
this is not something you feel before, but now with your sort
of blood, as we call it, these lasers running through your

(02:14:01):
body, the bright light seems to be making the plates of your
body, just a tad. Bit warmer it's the kind of
thing that doesn't normally bother you and it's a bit of
those human emotions are coming in a bit, but you almost feel
the heat a bit? It's not bothering it anyway.
It's just a bit unusual and nothing else physically changes.

(02:14:23):
At this time. Next time you take damage
something I'll remember Charlie.Additionally do them.
Well, once before you could float, a coin around your
Magneto Powers have gotten stronger and now, on top of
being able to float, one corner around and now float 5 coins
around or wow, a much higher amount.

(02:14:46):
In fact, you can also float other small, metallic objects,
nothing, large again, mind, you only small metal rods metallic
pens. Pendants and some jewelry as
well. So you could have really fucked
up. Rogue build.
Additionally, you feel just a bit more afraid of lightning.

(02:15:07):
Not sure why? I feel as a rationale for some
reason, but you just feel like you're a magnet, like a rod.
I'm the rod. And that is it for you
mutations? Do, I'm just some slow
progression, you know, like to see it go up.
I can juggle, you can do some juggling now.
All right to that is Doom. Next waking up is higher.

(02:15:29):
Higher as you rest and wake up this morning, you feel just a
tad nervous. You didn't sleep all that.
Well, just by fear of this big task, you have today for Monty.
Nevertheless, you wake up and a few things have changed about
you, firstly, some things have changed with your conversation
without nothing you notice now. But the next time it comes up,

(02:15:52):
I'll mention it. I'm so scared.
Oh God, we're in a bar. Additionally, your wobble.
Good sir. You have gone from wobbly all
the time. Now, to a full on stagger, your
movement speed is the same but every time you run now, you sort
of peel off to one side like a dog running sideways.

(02:16:14):
It's nothing you can't control over but it's just the strangest
thing. It's like you've got you're the
inner part of your ear got knocked out.
Like you have a little bit of vertigo all the time and if
forever reason, it's not bothering you at all.
In fact. It's feels very natural can run
away, even to stand still. You feel the wobbling and it's

(02:16:34):
not upsetting to you in any way.It's just feels very natural and
normal and At this time that is all you notice.
Just interesting, cool. Sort of interesting, probably
plus one eighth to my AC, that'snothing.
All right, nothing visibly happens to malagos.

(02:16:56):
And last but not, certainly not last, but not sure.
I'm got a few more, I think they're here.
This is why Giant needs a mutation ASAP.
Yeah, It's okay. It's all right.
Sergeant actually no one has anything too crazy happening
with their mutation this time. Just some small changes.
We're building up to it next level.

(02:17:18):
Nothing next level is one of ourbig threshold Next.
Level two people have a mutationcome to its endpoint.
Oh get excited. It's scary.
We're a face. Oh okay.
You look down at your hands. Up to the biggest knuckle.

(02:17:42):
All of your fingers looked to bemade of styles.
Solid, iron the biggest knuckle like the one connected.
That's right. My fingers are completely iron
you tap them against the, you know, the window, the ground,
you still feel them and there's blood running through them, you

(02:18:04):
think? Because you can move them, but
they look at solid iron, I'm looking against each other.
Okay. Thank you.
Oh, that's fully, thank you. That's great.
Really great Foley there. As part of this orfeas, I shall
inform you of two things. Okay, one with your new metallic

(02:18:29):
hands. No masturbation got it.
You have now A plus one to Athletics.
Whoa, what? And additionally.
Now, any thing that affects metal, this includes magnetism
and heat metal affect your fingers as well.
Don't do it. I'm gonna move you around.

(02:18:55):
So much damage know you guys arethinking Mason what a great
effect. These are gonna be so awesome.
I'm sure they will be Fear you feel them, they feel like
they're on their nice and tight and you do harken back to that
one. Time, the nails fell off and

(02:19:15):
then that second. Yeah, yeah, I think about it
guys. My Athletics is up to plus zero
now. Oh, nice coming.
You know when I will tell you there is a there's a trigger for
what causes them to fall off. Yeah.
And I trigger was I remember I was running and yelling her

(02:19:37):
people to evacuate but I don't know what specifically I did.
But next time it's gonna be really fucked up when my fingers
fall off. True at that point I pointed
something is does that make themfall off?
Nothing happens. I wait you're like Spider-Man,
you're trying all the different positions.
Okay. Additionally, your Inky skin,

(02:19:58):
which I think you've got a few sort of sailors.
Tattoos going, right? You know, actually, I think over
the last couple days, I just slowly faded those away.
Wow away. Yeah, okay.
Well, it's too bad because I wasjust gonna tell you now, you
just got another color. Well, color.
Do I get You get blue, I'll use that to make a sort of inverse

(02:20:20):
letter, more on my, on my arm being a practical guy also.
Right? So if I was first night of Queen
Red, Sea of Valhalla on my left,like forearm on the inside, like
a label awesome. He labeled it.
You should just get these as tattoos.
Let me clearly love them. 1 million Subs.
I'll get the, my eyes or a face of Valhalla tattoo in real life

(02:20:45):
and he patreon supporter subscriber and get their name on
officer or face will be shown inall official fan art.
And last but not least, the most, you wake up in a cold,
sweat, you feel the bed? It's like, you were tossing and

(02:21:06):
turning all night. And oh, you didn't have any
dreams as normal, you never do. But there's something stuck in
your vision. Like when you stare at a flash
like too long and the remnants are left, you blink out a symbol
a star. You see it like a line, a line
pointed in different directions.And it seems to and it, oh my

(02:21:26):
God. And His fear runs through your
body and you see the star on theentirety of your vision, you
look around the room and you seeit.
It's a seven pointed star. It out.
Slowly out of your fishing, it filled your vision.
Just a second ago. If you were staring at the
brightest light in the world of 7 pointed star for hours, and it
slowly disappears, and you don'tremember anything from your

(02:21:48):
dream. You guys, all notice the most
get up and sort of a hurry and act stressed.
And you notice the most is Eyes are they have these galaxies
circling in them like they did before but now they seem to Glow
ever. So slightly the um this is
somewhat akin to Dole's glow. Funny enough.
Yes yours don't light a room perse.

(02:22:10):
The most it's just the ever so slightly glow-in-the-dark effect
that something might have or up.Close you see just a bit of
light come out. Most your eyes, light up my
room. Oh looks his eyes.
This is a this is a pretty big one to you.
Big one. You're ready for this.

(02:22:30):
Yeah, I'm with your new mutationdemos.
You can now see through magical Darkness.
Why? Oh my God, the the cost of this
though, demos is your weakness to regular light spells.
Has increased substantially. In fact.
Now every time a light spell is cast directly in front of you,

(02:22:54):
IE the light spell sunlight or even dancing, like I'm going to
make you roll a constitution saving throw or be blinded.
Oh, once the spell is cast, you can sort of look into that area.
Fine. It's just the initial cast, sort
of like the flashlight named right in your eyes that you have

(02:23:14):
to make a constitution saving throw for totally worth that's
sick. So, Your trade-off.
I must look like a fucking son. Your sensitivity has gone up.
Blood. All right, and so that is all of
our mutations so far. Yeah.

(02:23:37):
All right. Sorry, I had to write down on my
notes. Congratulations, everyone on
your mutation of where we're at right now.
Making some steady progress withsome of you as you guys were
called, the way our mutations were, they all have endpoints,
sort of points that they're reaching up to you some of yours
or a bit longer than others. You can sort of tell by the
progression. If it's going to be a very far
out one or not. So some of you guys are getting
pretty close and I'm sure you could sort of, tell that as

(02:23:58):
well. Um, look forward to next level.
And I hear some of you other guys want to get a mutation in
your body so you know, go to that woke up in the day is
yours. Would you guys like to do?
Whereas the bag you look over still there, he's still on it.
Go to deliver sounds good. All right, let's deliver him.

(02:24:18):
And then me and what a face. We're going to build some stuff
all. So we should try to find the red
hands and the cat don't give a ceremony to conduct today and
the set of money. Holy shit, we have a lot to do.
Oh yeah, find people to kill theflash bombs for now and we just
focus on the stuff we've got to do.
For Relief, circad. I think we need to find saffron

(02:24:39):
and obviously, turn in xavax andfind red hens, and then we
should head to Water. Deep to figure out how we're
going to get a body. Not necessarily kill someone,
you guys, we've got into the morgue one's already a bit
Captain. Tofu would, you know, lend us an
ear. I agree.
Oh, we should just walk into some dingy fucking Ali.
Probably find crackheads and they're all the time.

(02:25:00):
One Clash of some money. Just knock one of them off their
fucking killed her. No, I don't think that's what I
should do. The sooner, we warned them the
better or Topher. The sooner reborn Topher.
I feel I feel the better so we can find something sure.
I'll do that. Can I maybe, can I roll some set

(02:25:22):
some sort of persuasion check tobe like, hey, haha, can you have
a body for us? Really when you guys get there
please roll a d 24 for me. Okay 18.
All right, your message lands and I will take a persuasion
check. I think that's a APT role to

(02:25:43):
make please the 19 All right. You hear a response?
Ah, get you, get your body. Eh hard thing that a lot of
legal Hoops. We're gonna jump through.
Maybe can make something happen though.
Find me up in my office. I'm at the watch house right
now. Palace guard signed Captain
tofu, man. That's crazy.
The fucking best. So, we had their to the watch

(02:26:06):
house after the lady of pain. Ah, we need to find saffron too.
Okay. All right.
You guys all wake up then and begin descending, the stairs,
having appreciated your morning,the most you sort of shake, all
the whatever nightmare you must have had and takes some deep
breaths and get over the emotions left over but not the

(02:26:27):
memory of the dream. You guys head down, Samir exits,
his tent and quickly disabled, disassembles it.
I said great that bed was awesome in their You guys all
notice some areas, a bit taller now, a regular height.
Oh whoa, and you descend headingdownstairs.
Now, you smell the smell of fresh meats and what smells like
scrambled eggs walking in. You notice a small Feast has

(02:26:50):
been prepared jackknife stands at the smile.
On her face is sort of crooked one and she gestures out.
She wears sort of a looks like billowy apron on her chest and a
very goofy Askew chef's hat on her head.
Just ring out now you know notice one of her two arms, the
mechanical ones seems in good condition again.
Hey hey good morning, Champs Slayers of zebras that I could

(02:27:12):
make you guys a bit of a breakfast to get you started and
you look down and you see toast and scrambled eggs, and looks
like bacon and sausage as well as some bit of dried berries and
fruits. Some apricots and dates.
Just berries, blueberries. Blackberries huckleberry.

(02:27:38):
Feels like a luxurious combo. If you have a second feel free
to stop by have a meal. At least I could do for you
guys. Pretty much saving this place.
Thank you. Kindly Madame.
What a kind lady you are. We really owe you all gratitude.
Thank you so much. This is really good.

(02:27:59):
I'm already chewing was that a good chewing voice?
I feel like I nailed it. Yeah, you guys take a few
minutes to sit down and eat yourmeal.
You know 20 minutes goes by. In that time there's a quite
knock on the door. And somebody slowly makes their
way in. You recognize the man who steps
in and goes, excuse me, I have amoment and you recognize the

(02:28:22):
man, what looks like the, the host from flexees restaurant,
the port Liam fellow with the sort of balding hair, and the
fine suit that he seems to be wearing.
Well, looks like he wanders overand gives you guys a bow and
goes. If you don't mind me.
Um, cutting in here, you are theone to kill Jeffrey.

(02:28:44):
Wants to know, will Mr. Fixie said that he was well, he heard
that little and he wanted to offer you guys dinner tonight.
He invited you. I am the invitation you see.
So will you be attending? Well unfortunately we have

(02:29:04):
something else really important in Washington today and we can't
go back and forth but Celtics we're honestly sad to miss it.
And also if he hears some okay talk he should tell us I see the
good Master would be very disappointed by that.
But um, I understand if you don't mind me asking what is
your reason for denial? It's the most important day of

(02:29:28):
my life. Are you getting married?
Congratulations. Resuscitating, my brother among
other important errands or catching a cat today, piss off.
All right, I'll be on my way then and he bows deeply and
slowly exited the room before you go.
Oh yes, you know, maybe we couldtake a rain check, you know, we

(02:29:51):
don't want to disrespect flexi of Chicago has quite a busy
schedule, but do you have a datethat works for you?
I'll pin you in. Could we do the day after
tomorrow? You guys.
Like, I don't do we have anything set up or or I guess
tomorrow. I don't know what we're doing.

(02:30:14):
After we save Monte. Yes, we're going to see the
black stuff Tower. True, true.
Yes, I'm sure he loved dinner. It's tomorrow night.
I'll let the master know. Um, I'm probably won't be able
to get back to you today on that, but please just show up
tomorrow and I'm sure you'll be available.

(02:30:35):
Thank you. Can you pass on one more request
to him? Of course, ah, was he join us
for dinner? Yes, that's part of it.
He wanted to be. Okay, guys, it's never mind to
the no requests but I just forget it.
Oh, you know, one more request. Yes.
Oh ah, no chandeliers at this dinner.
Thank you. Yes, of course, of course, I

(02:30:57):
heard what happened last time. I'm sorry that happened to you.
Yeah, yeah, I understand I'm right.
Um, be sure to let him know. Thank you.
The master will be very pleased.Goodbye.
Now to figure nods for the last time and taking a second to see,
if you guys say anything turns around and slowly makes the way
up, she just see the fucking balls on that guy shrimple up to

(02:31:20):
nothing. No, fucking testosterone.
What's going on to the kids these days?
Yes, ever was acting really weird, Theresa piece of bacon at

(02:31:40):
Thanks, that's so nice. Get oh, beloved, he gives you a
goofy grin. Hey, who kept kicking me last
night? Was that you fuking idiot.
He turns over and points at ableI dare you'd never point fingers
at me. I bet it was that the most?
What I Who. Yeah, who was I in a bed with

(02:32:03):
last night? Would you occupied by Monty and
tick over the permanent fixturesin one bed?
Dude. Oh God, preferably not malagos,
but it's it's happened before. So, maybe you and the sergeant

(02:32:25):
her own, but the sergeant got his own room.
How was your roots? Are?
Jen dead. Never woke up.
I don't think he's had his billsyet today.
So, that one more time, I was, you know, if you're not feeling,
all right, just wake up with their coffee, don't talk to me
till I've had my coffee. I get it.

(02:32:47):
Ah, well, um, you know, for speaking of things, we want to
get done today. I still am interested in that
musical front with the, my Mosesand doom.
Yeah, we'll have to see if we can squeeze it in.
Yes, right. I had to stand.
We have a lot going on. It's just something.
I'm quite fond of and well, it'sfun when there's a mystery
involved as well, but just put it on the back burner I suppose

(02:33:10):
with this payday. Are you gonna finally go for an
instrument? He turns back and smiles.
Yes, of course, I'm not even sure what I'm gonna start with
but perhaps a baby grand piano. Of course, I'm thinking we get
to some sort of wagon for it. the horse are coming out of your
salary and Of course, I'll deal with the salary.

(02:33:34):
Now the deal with the end animalof course, I thought would be a
shared thing. I mean, of course, all of our
things, I've got no interest login a horse around.
That many things, you know, Cowboy complete with that
estate. Abel just over to hire for a
moment and goes as I said beforeand just to himself and goes

(02:33:57):
Knight of animals and then sort of just his hands at her face.
Knight of boring. Oh animals.
Just as much as you, but animalshere are different than they
were. Fucking hassle, okay.
Whatever you say night of monotony, Knight of paperwork,
because that's what you are. That's dare you.

(02:34:21):
I set up right now. He's sort of jumps up out of his
chair and holds up his fisticuffs.
I'm at you then let's see if you've got them stronger guys.
To step down from me. You know I'm all in for a good
spot and but not maybe not here and not.

(02:34:42):
Now we need our resources right?Today for the unarmed strikes
gone up at all. It's that's interesting.
I have a note here that I told you two level or two mutations
to go, that it does a D6. Now that I not sure I ever
heard. Well, it isn't one D6.

(02:35:04):
And that is slashing damage. Specifically, nice.
You're right. She's not the time.
Austin. Jackson Tomorrow.
There's been enough fights in here.
So sure he say this but you can kind of tell because this is a
bad liar that I just don't want to give me again.
Trust me, we all know we just want to spend time together as a
group. Yes.
Yes. Things to do things to do.

(02:35:26):
Right. Right.
I suppose let's get on with the day then and do you guys want to
head to the lady of pain? Yeah.
All right, so to the lady of pains, you guys travel down
toward the lower areas of the entire city of sarcadi and we

(02:36:10):
had a friend took up on afterwards.
Yes, of course. Well, she said she tried to send
to you to do them specifically, whichever one of you that is
didn't work. no, I don't recall we Mentioned for most of the
day. Oh she wrote man.
You wanted to disturb the lady at night.
Anyway, um true right? Yes, yes.

(02:36:31):
And finally he leads you to the lady of pains Chambers walking
toward it. You find the door heavy and
wooden, push past it. And the old man leaves you
outside as you enter, you find advisors filling the room.
It's to be a pretty busy pretty busy office space.

(02:36:52):
There are a number of what looked like other individuals
who you haven't really seen around circuit.
But the last time you hear with,advisors recognize them, from,
before half, elves, elves Orcs humans and everything in between
all in this room, you are interested to know that Grimlock
is here the baker, what? He's in a heated conversation

(02:37:12):
with someone as you guys walk in, you hear a conversation.
Know you don't know what you're saying.
The last time that happened he had and then they stopped.
As you all walk in and the lady of pain, sort of holds up a hand
to shush her room. Please come in.
She speaks loudly and sort of booming above the crowd.
Let's see. What is it done?
I got it gives you sort of an awkward wave and then look sort

(02:37:38):
of a stink eye across the room. Whoever she was talking to He is
done present the bag. I need your body which is out
the bag, pour it out. Let's see it, she speaks.
Okay. I'm gonna desperately even
trying to pull the body out. Well, they must unlock the bag
first. Oh yeah, that's so true.

(02:38:01):
Okay, most the key. oh, I guess whoever is close to the bag, I
guess like higher. Um, would hear the password?
You hear demos quietly? Say eloquence?
So um then you open it and sliding out is the icy cold

(02:38:29):
Corps of Zach the boundless. But once before was sort of ice
flicked now chunks of ice come out with him.
The whole body is almost in a form of permafrost, instead of
rotting and decaying like a normal body word.
He seems to be easing over his face as a solid white.
There are a few gasps from the room.
Oh, And then some other hush's. The lady of pain looks over the

(02:38:53):
body. And then you see her, first
time, you guys have seen in thisroom, truly get up out of her
chair and slowly make their way around the table toward the
corpse on the floor. She hovers, just a few inches
off the ground, her giant robes,concealing her feet, but you can
tell she's not walking for, there is no bounce to her step
that she really drifts over. And then leans down kneeling the

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same way you are higher reaches out a hand, a skeletal hand to
touch his average hand sort of caresses his face and then moves
down his shoulders, feeling the entire thing, eventually
stopping. And she pulls back up and holds
a hand over the center of his chest, who dealt the killing
blow a stand and tip my hat. Slowly creaks her body almost

(02:39:45):
every vertebra of her spine cracking as she leans back up
and turns towards you Jaya. And what did you kill him with
my two? My two pistols, my holsters.
And I like A signal towards them, may I hand them over to
her, she grabbed them both gingerly holds up the gun to her

(02:40:08):
hand. Looks at it, for just a second
that hands that back. And then instead pulls out your
ammunition pouch and slowly opens it up, Here.
Looking at each of your bullets.Sergeant Jaya Ironwood.
Am I correct? Yes, ma'am.
Sergeant. You must be either a genius or
the luckiest creature alive. Are you aware what it is?

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You killed zabrac the boundless with uh, not quite my lady.
I would be very appreciative if you were to in Latin me.
She holds up one of the bullets that you have in your pouch the
sort of hard metal pellets that you just put you know pump a
black powder behind she holds itup to you.
This is just cold hard iron. They're only three things in

(02:40:55):
this entire world that can kill a high fee.
You know, one of them is Oh Magic.
Pure iron back to you. Of course, I would need my
blacksmith. To take a closer look.
If you don't mind, she passes the pouch but holds onto one of
your bullets just to make sure it was pure.
Yes, of course. I didn't even know normal

(02:41:25):
things. Wouldn't kill him.
I kind of wish I had. Well, I guess it's kind of why
we don't really use magic. So that often maybe one of the
reasons it is a very lucky thing.
You all did, I'm not sure if youknow this but zaeplex, the
boundless was high Fae. Born a nobleman in the feywild,
of course corrupted, by insanityand magic and whatever God

(02:41:47):
forsaken creature. He worshiped.
But more than that, he was high Fae.
These creatures. You see if killed by any normal
me, for instance, magic, or well.
Just a simple beating as it is understood.
They would disappear from this plane.
Yes, but he would be reborn in the FAE wild as himself not too

(02:42:10):
weeks from when you killed him. Oh, longer.
If the death was Bloody enough, but I faked and be reborn with
the one thing that could actually Do the job, finish it,
to be honest, I hadn't expected this from you all, she sort of
floats, back over to her chair and sits down.
You can tell there's almost a bit of amusement, in her voice.

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It's that thing that you can tell, when someone smiling or
talking even though you can't see their face.
Yes, you see. I have been planning on finding
some sort of permanent banishment solution for Zack
expecting him to be reborn in the FAE wild and try to weasel
his way back into this play and what I would have found some way
to keep him out. He would have caused Mayhem
somewhere else but at least it wouldn't have been my city but

(02:42:54):
she holds up the bullet again and holds it close to one of her
and eyes. This this might be the solution
that I wanted more than anythingelse.
My goodness. You have done an excellent job.
My congratulations to you all. And then she sort of pauses a
moment and looks around the room, and you hear sort of
hesitated, come from a few people in the room, even for
walking holds their hands together and gives you guys a

(02:43:17):
Well done, when I told you to kill this x, the boundless.
I wasn't sure if you could really do it properly but
Sergeant Jaya Ironwood. Again, whether it be stupidity
or Brilliance, you have done it successfully and accurately and
to the letter not a building touched in my great town, I had
that steam to. In fact, my people informed me
that you guys, you were even able to gather a few things.

(02:43:40):
From a back room that I was unable to find that damned
wizard is divination magic blasted things, but as I
understand that there are three magical doors back there.
Yes, ma'am. For your willingness to show the
students that I'm trying to hidethem from me, I will make you a
deal. If you can assure me that you

(02:44:00):
took nothing else from that backroom, then I would allow you use
of all three of those doors at your leisure.
Please call history. The one going who took it?
That you did me. I found it, but I didn't take it
with me like the teleportation coin cuz we wanted to give it to

(02:44:25):
someone who could, who wouldn't be at risk.
If you were the one who founded it and said, let's give it to
someone. You, who did we give it to?
It wasn't me or higher because we thought we might get
possessed. Come here, it was just stepped
forward. Okay, thank God.
Do love them. Yes, one of the coins.

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Well, the exact coin Perfect Memory.
What is this? We found one inside of his back
room. There seemed to be an empty bag
magic. I assume I turned to Orpheus, I
believe he said that this lets you teleport.
Oh yeah. If You.

(02:45:08):
Give it over to her. She sort of means towards you
and grabs it. Hmm.
And to be on to this, there was nothing else you took.
Is that correct? Can I do a history?
Check to make sure there's nothing else.
I don't think there was but it'snot throughout the coin.
I'm scared and doom, do you remember until I remember
anything else? It's better for me.

(02:45:28):
It's a bad for me with Perfect Memory duel.
You don't remember having taken anything else.
I believe. That's it.
Excellent. She watches you carefully, and
you'll notice she takes a momentto Insight to you, but she
satisfied with the answer and goes right to then I would keep
my promise, you may access thesethree doors at your leisure,
feel free to use them and come and go.

(02:45:48):
As you wish, you might find one of them might lead someone you
like, though, be careful, as I understand, it's every like to
booby trap mini of his portals. Unfortunately, that mirror I
will have to confiscate for myself.
I will remove it from that spaceonce I figure out damn well, how
to. Once I do, I will analyze it to
myself and see if I can get it up and work working.

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You've actually caught us, right?
In the middle of a conversation about that and she gestures are
on the room with it in my control now, and zavros no
longer carbon engine, for his ill intent.
We were debating what to do withit, some think it's best to lock
it away. Keep people in circuit as they
always have others say, we should leave it to the public,
open it up, free trade entry, and exit, and still more think

(02:46:31):
that it would be wise to have itset up as some sort of
government program. But you could buy a bust ticket
to travel in and out. Would you like our Insight on
the master lady? Precisely.
Well, I find myself at the thirdgroup, the idea of it being a
public, good is nice and all, but it's quite dangerous to

(02:46:51):
operate. You don't know which plane
you're going to and someone could go somewhere to very bad
or let something very bad into your plane.
Maybe someone should be in charge of helping people through
the portal but it should be offered.
Oh yeah, for sure, it would be of great help to the people this
nation and Like, leave yourself circad is already more

(02:47:12):
accessible than most planes can make it even more.
So yeah. So what do you proposing?
Exactly. You don't think even a fine
total. Would do justice to this, maybe.
One gets like one free passage aweek sort of like maybe like a
national park thing. Maybe where it's like a small

(02:47:32):
fee, but we're talking like fivesilver.
Just so it's like documented, like by the government.
Yeah, sort Vibes. What, and you hear a voice from
the back? Dwarven man, steps up and sort
of stands, proud and Tall. But listen, if we open it up,
permanently, everyone from Shark, I just gotta leave the
door sort of hops and goes we can't have that would be awful

(02:47:56):
and more if everyone just leaves.
Just played. Who would come here?
Turns around and you know it's the lady of pain tilts ever so
slightly to him. Apologies.
Miss of course, not that bad. I just mean.
No One's Gonna Wanna Come here? It just place.
Just in that special and it's not like we can advertise here.
I would Some people have established homes here already

(02:48:19):
and I don't know if the public were to find out about the
mirror being available. I think there would be quite an
uproar about you about them being kept here.
This plane is of great notice toother planes and is already
exceptional. You are in this plane with us
are you not? We are a glory and attraction

(02:48:40):
worth bringing. It's my favorite planet.
I've been to it's a big city butshe feels like a small town.
I know I have anyone to meet andthere's really good shops here
like you know, Samira shop is great.
She can't find anything like that even in washer deep and
guys, beautiful and the washers cool and the flow Drive
Festival. Sounded like a great tourist

(02:49:02):
attraction even though I'm really sad and gets gold, I live
here. If I could live anywhere, I've
been And you hear the voice go what even so it will never be
his biggest now and if pain speaks up silence and the dwarf
sort of grumbles and returns back to his seat, you make a
good points. All of you.
In fact, it's something I was heavily considering some sort of

(02:49:23):
controlled traffic into an out of this place.
There is one problem, of course that damned portal in our
forest. I need to remove that first Do
it all right on that. No, God damn it.
He's a buffoon. The minute you guys brought
Frederick to me and she stops and sort of takes a breath and
goes apologies I thought I informed you all these I

(02:49:46):
recalled at least telling Doom the Frederick is a wastrel.
He has no work ethic and seems completely bent on sitting
around and doing nothing. It's a disease that he has I
think holds the iron Shadow. Well regardless he's useless to
me and I am not a Medicine Womanso I have no use for him as if I
can't cure that. I am a medicine man.

(02:50:09):
Perhaps we could inquire furtherabout this really little this
iron Shadow whatever this is we hope to we certainly know the
most about it. Well I suppose if you can bring
Frederick cure then that would ease a lot of my pain, he
certainly has the capability to do this.

(02:50:29):
He just doesn't want to sit downfor the what was it?
24 hours, it takes the cast, Thespell keeps getting distracted.
Halfway taking a nap or drinkingalcohol, goodness.
Maybe it's right people to keep them motivated.
Perhaps, but I've suppose, I'd give up on him a bit.
Now, that's not your problem right now.

(02:50:49):
If you're looking for another job we can speak about that more
privately. But in the public eye, I
suppose, I should give you all your reward for the slaying of
his average, the boundless. So as we discussed 10,000 gold
pieces. Yeah.
Miley excellent. Steps sort of off to the side

(02:51:12):
and you notice she approaches one of the four corners of the
room. A simple looking man with what
looks like a buzzed haircut, andsort of a built frame, a soldier
likely stands in the corner, andshe walks up and Whispers
something quietly to him. He nods.
And then, you know, notice he steps to the side and seems to
pass right through one of the walls.
Well, he disappears and she looks back and says, sorry

(02:51:35):
theatrics. Then the few moments go by.
As you hear some quiet Whispering on the room, Grimlock
sort of hesitantly steps, forward and tries to talk to you
guys. Hey, good to see you guys.
You why didn't you stop by? We have no time at all.
It's so good to see you here. Oh yeah.

(02:51:56):
I represent some of the businesses around here.
I mean with jackknife and Samir gone.
I sort of took the front for them.
Yes. I'm your good voice to be here.
Thanks. And A second goes by and there's
a knock on the door behind you guys the door.
You walked in through. Well, it pushed aside as the
doors open and you see the man with the buzzed hair, the sort

(02:52:17):
of soldier walk-in carrying a huge chest, it clinks as it goes
in, he looks like it's she's straining to pick it up and he
sort of holds it toward the table and drops it with a heavy
thud on the ground in front of the table.
That's a perfect, Steve getting hit noise.
I'm sorry. The man didn't lean leans down

(02:52:39):
and you see, he fiddles with what looks like a lock front of
the chest, he opens it up and the trunk is filled to the brim
with gold pieces. Of this, this really just no
better way to transport. This much currency, feel free to
count. If you'll find everything as a

(02:53:00):
counted for thank you for what you've done to this, for the
city of circad. I you quite a bit.
And as of today, you all of my absolute best hired help.
I've never found someone to do more successful job than you and
just so, you know, I keep you inmy good books.
If you have a need more work, please find me.

(02:53:22):
In the meantime, I will keep in touch with other jolts.
It has been an honor serving you.
Normally I would tell you to please attempt to spin this
money in circad try to keep it internal but with this mirror
likely to be put in place soon Isuppose it might not matter for
much longer times are changing. I snap the Christmas salute

(02:53:44):
good. Thank you all for excellent work
and again congratulations on your job.
She nods slowly on each one of you taking a moment to sort of
gaze on you. Tear up.

(02:54:08):
And I'm gonna okay let's let's do the math on this baby.
We got Oro. Doom.
Oh guess, eight way split, right?
Yeah, that's what doesn't do, 150?
Each baby. That's almost exactly the amount

(02:54:33):
that I need for the stuff, I want to buy some what you said.
That all purpose tool plus one from Samir and the tomb of
Arcane knowledge Sorry, luckily as he is too.

(02:54:55):
He is too so oh fuck. Yeah.
Okay. We know actually gonna have some
money left over. I don't know what I'm gonna do
with that. I'm gonna make my civilization
of ethereum's rich. They can be your Jeremiah where
you're just give all the money man of the people. my lady when

(02:55:25):
you have a moment, I do have Something to inquire you about
before we go and start giving out that much.
I think that was a good time to say that I would like to waive
my portion of it. I have a decent amount of gold
to my sales and I feel like thiswas a group effort and you guys
clearly need the funds. So, I mean, you sort of complain

(02:55:48):
about it a lot and I want to be a nice person so I know that's a
bit crass but I just want to be as obvious as possible about
this please. I mean I'll take his share, you
know, so we don't have to do themath.
We actually have to take out theparts that's going towards
Monty's, Resurrection, right? So how much more is needed for
that fund? We need 320 gold. okay, so it

(02:56:13):
leaves us with 9,680 to go around so it's 9,680 divided by
7 equals, we each get 1,382 goldOne more time.
Can you say, 1,382, only got to say it in The Voice?

(02:56:38):
Awkward-rich God feels good. I'd say feels very fucking on
fire. Thank you.
Kindly. If paint you're very generous
and we would be so happy to workwith you again and also give
more insight into this hole nearher system because I feel
passionately that opening your boarders so that your citizens

(02:57:02):
can go home and visit their family and talk about.
Sarkaz will only make more people here as they hear about
your city rocks? Like it's really not.
I don't know, I wouldn't feel like trapped here to you know, I
see he's way better than a lot of places and I think people
will see that. Thank you for the compliment but

(02:57:23):
I will not accept. Aqueous praise off you go.
I mean, Just the 100% honest truth.
I'm not exaggerating most places.
Sock waterdeep socks compared tothis about Halle obviously sucks
compared to this off. You go.
Oh, it do come back. If you need any more assistance
with anything. Yes, and I will commute in my
great City whenever you should not see you guys, all and seems

(02:57:45):
to return to a stationary position as if nothing changed.
All about. Do you believe on my way?
Yeah, give that though. Yes Queen.
Yes All right and then you guys exit exiting the room.
The old man lead you back and goes.
Oh why do busy day in the great job?

(02:58:05):
I could tell that big chest looks pretty heavy sort of
looking along And eventually youguys come back around and out of
the top of the lady of pains Fortress, and back in the whole
of sarcasm, can go up. Go ahead and divvy up the money.
Now, please go ahead and add it to each person.
So with Samir out of the way, you guys can feel free to sort

(02:58:29):
of add it in whatever. Um, what does the new diving
then I guess, 300 82. Yeah, yeah, he'd be more with
the audition that they gave up. I told, you know, your game
being like, Oh just take a portion knowing you're about to

(02:58:50):
get way more than a portion fromus buying shitt from you.
I walk over and give them the 25th.
I am very, very happy that you found that you've managed to get
this for me. He takes it from me, gold, too.
Please subtract 25 gold. Okay.
I give him 43 goals. Wait, you almost 43 gold?

(02:59:16):
Buying the stuff to. Fireproof my bag.
Awesome. All right.
He takes it happily and it's like, oh, I forgot that I wanted
this from. You think you would have this?
Yeah, I will welcome. I know it's something to you but
not at all. I mean, I hope that me pulling
out of the choices for. You know what they selection of
items that we could have gotten?I just I feel bad taking the

(02:59:39):
gold. That's all I'm sorry, you
couldn't understand. Thank you, her face.
I appreciate that. He smiles neutrally.
Right. And at this point, you guys are
now in the base of sarcoid, you all have money now and you guys
are sort of free to roam. What would you like to do?
Oh shit we forgot to ask about where Red Hands was fuck.
Oh shit. All right, I bet he's free now.

(03:00:02):
I mean surely, you know she let him loose on the city.
So if you're at hands and you were kept prisoner by Zach's for
God knows how many years, what was the first thing you do when
your captain was killed? Go to a bar.
That's what I was thinking too. What all bar.
Now i t bag is corpse. Hmm.
I mean the lady of pain has thatso, hmm.
Yeah, I didn't see him there. What's teabagging?

(03:00:26):
You know, when you started like,ah, you know, Please don't ever
make those noises. No one liked that.
Okay. He started looking at some bars.

(03:00:48):
I mean, that's where I would go,but maybe I can finally get one
of those mutations. You guys have, yeah, we can ask
him where saffron is. Okay, I guess we're looking for
a red hands. Does someone wants to Just Dance
to him and asked him where he isjust to save us some time?
Oh yes fine. I'll do it.

(03:01:09):
Um, I will send to Reddit hands and I guess I'll just say hey,
it's your best buddy, the most looking for you.
Where you at? Let me know your response.
Oh good, you most. Yeah, I'm actually at his house
right now. Who feel free to stop.

(03:01:30):
All right guys, he's at this place.
Let's Rush. All right, let's fucking go.
All right, you guys want to headupstairs?
Woo. Let's do it.
Then you guys begin heading towards Jeffrey, Texas shop a
few staircases and Towers later and you find yourself at the
entrance you know the two guardswith the stonemaster still

(03:01:52):
stationed out front but the doors wide open and there seemed
to be people in Big Stone masks moving things in and out of the
you look in and you see looks like chunk by chunk piece of
glass by piece of glass, They are tearing apart the mirror and
moving it. Those rights of glass that you
recall floating around or mobilefor just a second and you see a
loop of guards would look like six or seven and total just

(03:02:14):
waiting by the mirror to see thenext piece of glass come out of
the mirror. Then they jump on it with with
what looks like a heavy rag. That looks like it might be at
least the blocking against the razor sharp edge of the glass
and then sort of bag it and thenquickly place it inside of a
crate. You see the glass piece of sort
of bang around inside and try tofree themselves, with the heavy

(03:02:35):
burlap on top, seems to hold them down and then the guard
drag it out that looks like Donea pretty decent job so far.
They've got about a quarter mirror already gone.
And what's left is the giant frame still bolted to the wall?
After a few moments, you see coming out of the back room?
Red hands, the ogre a large hulking Beast with a looks like

(03:02:55):
small necklace around his neck. The necklace of intellect that
he told you guys about, he seemsto be pointing up parts of the
mayor and goes. Oh, watch out for that.
What plane of Elemental fire scary place that lots of Fire?
And he seems to be helping them.He turns around to see you guys
and goes, oh supplier, good morning.
I haven't seen you guys in Forever.
Red Hands bound over. Boom, boom, boom, boom.

(03:03:16):
And as this wide sort of crookedsmile on his face for some of
the teeth are turned or twisted and he's got these soft kind
eyes as he goes. Yeah, I don't know if you heard,
but the lady of pain had to takeme into whitish protection is
what she called it. And look, she stuck me up in
there with a lot of books. I guess.
She's got a private Library. Very nice reads.

(03:03:37):
Actually learned a lot about thehistory of this place.
Oh God, you'd be surprised. Books are very nice.
Anyway, she just sent me free cuz she said and I just don't
believe it. He should have holds a hand over
the necklace around his neck andI mean, it doesn't feel real
those. It really doesn't realize a part
of me. Still feels like you are him
somehow. What would you say?
That would a face? I'm not him.

(03:03:58):
I know. Okay, he looks sort of sad as
you say that and then goes, oh, you're so beautiful.
To offend you are just being like everyone.
I talked to him like oh God, what if that's Fabrics in the
skies and he's mad at us for killing him. we came to visit
you because we wanted to check in on how you've been doing and
how saffron's been doing? Well, that's very nice of you.

(03:04:20):
Well, I've been doing quite wellsince I've been reading a lot,
unfortunately, because I haven'thad access to the mirror here.
I haven't changed to visit several in a war, so she's just
still in the fair Wilds, I thinkso.
Zabrac is a sort of been a bit crazy lately.
He's been paranoid for good reason.
I guess you guys did kill him but he hasn't been summoning in

(03:04:41):
her in a long time. I've actually haven't seen her
in several weeks. It's been Conde said, oh, I'm
sure. Now that he's going she might he
sort of trails off. They were, I guess she won't be
able to come back immediately. He sort of needs to summon her.
He sort of turns around and faces the mirror for second and
thinks really hard and goes. Well, I mean, she's supposedly

(03:05:03):
could get here on her own. You never had to get to, and
from the fair, while, if only, we had a way to contact, maybe
we could delete a come back. Like, I guess we don't see her
help. Right?
This instant. I just I don't know what's Keith
tabs on her will mean so much ischanged.
I feel like all her relationships change before, if
you like, it was dealing in yourunderground.
Some researchers magical items and still in his whole, you

(03:05:25):
know, mutations thing through the plane of magic.
But now I feel like we can do itout in the open.
So is there anything I could do for you?
And Oh, God. Which one of these?
Am I gonna go with. Okay, so just have seen, you
know, you've done deals with my friends and I figured I Join the

(03:05:46):
squad. Yes.
Would you like to get a mutation?
It's quite easy to give you one.I will warn you though.
They get a big crazy times and he gets sort of a conspiratorial
smile. Yeah.
That makes me think it might be worse.
So okay when when I if I were todo tier one you pick which one
or this bitch picks? Which one?

(03:06:07):
So the different tiers, right? The lowest tier, you'll roll
twice. And I'll pick which one.
Okay. But like you get the worst DM
or? Yes, I will based on what I know
about it. I'll pick probably the worst
one. We'll see you.

(03:06:29):
Know. What happened?
Like, knowledge of my age and birthday.
That's weird. See that one?

(03:06:55):
I did that one and Yeah, I guessso.
And paper to top them all. It's just optimal.
Hmm, he really wanted to do the reignite this for cover romance,
it's a former lovers. My girl, is that any point in
time we could come across forward lovers, hey, your former

(03:07:16):
lovers your wife, right? In the spark of a romance
between two, former lovers who fell out of love.
All right, that's a pretty complicated one.
You know, the test here, I thinkwe could do that.

(03:07:41):
All right. So please, if you would write
down, you have a task. You have to finish you die,
which I just love. Oh, that's what I have to do.
Okay. I'm sorry again about how
confusing some of these things are, you know, it's just the way
the plane, a magic works. You sort of have to give

(03:08:02):
something to receive something. I don't know why it works like
that. Um, but of course, all of our
fans can find all these communications and more are
slash the right back or you'll find a link to this Excel
spreadsheet. Right then, I suppose let's get
it on. Then he reaches over to one of
the guards to be walking by witha crate.

(03:08:23):
Red hands with a giant open fist.
Very delicately reaches in and moves aside to burlesque as the
man walk. I was going on and redheads.
It's so right. And he reaches and grabs a small
piece of glass, just the tiniestlittle looks like about the size
of a finger and he holds it up to you and he goes.
All right, this might hurt a little bit ready, hold your palm
out, he grabs your palm and holds it out and you notice his

(03:08:45):
enormous. I mean this creature is cute
teacher. It's sort of odd being so close
to it and he said, what is it like what creature?
Is it an ogre? No.
Oh God. He's civilized know and
intellectual his breath is stinky.

(03:09:08):
And then he very delicately drags, the piece of glass, along
your palm drawing blood. You take one piercing damage
Jaya as the blood pools and sortof clenches, his eyes a bit
those little deeper, and all of a sudden, Your eyes turn into
Sparkles as you are thrust, somewhere.

(03:09:29):
Very far from here, magic, poolsaround you.
And you feel your eyes swimming with lights and colors.
Flashing, in front of you, it's like a rave a disco in front of
your very eyes and you're no longer in the room in Africa and
said you were hundreds of thousands of miles away.
You're a different planets, a different plane pulled around,
you see, flashes of colors, and light magic, all around you.

(03:09:52):
Sparkles of Magic In Your Eyes way too close to see you're
nearly blinded by them and all these colors rushing by you so
fast. You're pulled through the calls.
Most you guys all watch Jaya as some, you know, drool runs down
his face and he looks a little confused, you know.
You guys all looked like this when you did it.
Nice. Yeah, and I would like you to

(03:10:12):
make a very important role. Please roll a D100 please.
Know not to flex but giant already or I still have 59 HP.
Oh, Mmm, I got 522. Middle of the back.

(03:10:33):
All right. And before um, before we go any
further giant, I will remind youcan have up to two mutations if
you'd like. So if you want to get a second
one after they've been doing, you can I hear what the first
one is here? What it is?
This is a pretty good one. This one is entitled Memorial

(03:10:53):
you die. Win?
You die. And therefore every time you die
and elaborate Stone Tombstone with statues around it with
immediately grow right out of your body.
So like, you know, a proper Tombstone and a couple statues

(03:11:23):
around it immediately appear andyour body is immediately very
fun for you guys. If you ever have to fucking
review, if you please add this, God, I maybe I really want to

(03:11:44):
level you up because I already Level.
Hold up, hold up till next episode if the fans wanted do
it. But um, yes, this is your
mutation. Jaya you the motivation?
So next time you die and toy, um, you get a full Tombstone,
which statues? Sick.
And if you're curious, yes, thisthe tombstone is it is like

(03:12:07):
written upon It died. Um, probably.
Yeah. I guess you have to die to get
it. You're gonna die fucking buried.
Gonna be fun for you guys. Don't let it be six feet.

(03:12:33):
I'm gonna go ahead and roll for my second one.
All right. Well, first, you have to choose
a gift. You have to give onto the world.
I have a home. Like that one.

(03:12:54):
That was a winner of last. It's a good one, it's an easy
one. Don't trust like that.
Oh wait. Mmm, I don't know if I want that
one. Actually, he he gives me the
seed. It's not just like I choose.

(03:13:16):
I mean, yes, I choose. But wait, he gave you guys a
seed? Give me a seed, you seeded.
You see that well, maybe do themtextbook Let's do a weekly

(03:13:37):
letter about my Adventures. All right, that is a good one.
Fire has that one has been riding letters.
Yeah, don't get a confused. It's gonna be a consistent,
don't worry. It won't be that long anyways.

(03:13:58):
all right, so you cast this intothe world giant, she would
please write down that you now have to effectively write a
letter every week. Yeah.
So with that in mind, would you like to go ahead and roll for me

(03:14:21):
again? 792.
That's a big one. Two mutations.
Yeah, it's very exciting. I know a lot of our fans have
been getting a you know, gettinggetting some stuff going.
It's been long enough. People have been stopping me in
the streets asking when when will I get a mutation?

(03:14:44):
Our fans are excited. Yeah, listen, they like you they
want and they want you. Yeah, guys.
Till I have a wife too, I'm gonna need you to roll it for
me. A constitution saving, as this
mutation. Oh, can only be a good thing.
real great for me, I got a 10 10.

(03:15:11):
Perfect. Yeah.
Okay fine. I will use I see Jaya.
In the exact right away to make him more constituted and you

(03:15:38):
could add plus five years. I just wasn't sure if this one
was worth it. Yeah, so, uh, Jaya you feel a

(03:16:00):
scolding pain on the top of yourhead.
It burns. Ah, it hurts and you feel
something trying to push throughyour skull.
You feel your head began to crack with a 15.
You just barely remain consciousas pain rips through your body
12 damage. This is force damage as
something forces. Its way out of you, you guys all

(03:16:21):
watch as the top of giants, headold just for a moment and then
oh two small protrusions pop outsort of write symmetrical across
the top of jaya's top of the head and around the head.
You push slightly out from around.
You'll cowboy hat, Jaya and you guys all see as two small sort

(03:16:44):
of snail like proboscis. Pizza experience.
Oh my god. Wow.
It's for me they both pop out ofthe top there.

(03:17:05):
They're not that long. I would say, three four inches
in total. I heard four inches.
And they sort of sag down a little bit.
Um, I put you in the mind of like, oh, like three inches and
saggy. I know exactly what I was in the
mind. You So I'm never getting great.

(03:17:34):
Cowboy. Yeah.
He's on there. Um, they're a little slimy, it's
sort of like, imagine you're like stereotypical like Martian
that people draw, you know, thissort of like little hibiscus is
they have out of their forehead.It's like that.
So biscuits is sort of floppy and they're still your skin
color, so they match everything they're just like kind of like
me, guys. What the hell is this?

(03:17:56):
I thought it was gonna be so something.
Coming out of the time. With this Jaya, you sort of feel

(03:18:17):
a slight emotional change. Normally you think he'd be
pretty worked up over your your,you know, demonstrate kick in
and you'd be really scared and the anxiety would hit just
feeling pretty mellow right now.Hmm.
You just you feel like you're not.
This isn't exactly like gonna day.
You're just feeling a chill about, you know, maybe like the

(03:18:39):
very smallest, microdose of weed.
You're just like, kind of fun. Oh my God.
Am I fucking mantis? Just feel mellow and that's it
and that is all you feel for biscuits.
Really good on you. I don't you know what?

(03:19:00):
Oh Sergeant you're like fucking incredible.
Let me get a look at those bad boys.
Like a sort of comes over and tries flicking.
One of your boy. He's looking my beans.
Are you feeling it? I mean, it feels like just
against any other part of your skin, you've actually got pretty
tough skin so it doesn't exactlyhurt but it does sort of flop a
little bit. I can't wait for the fan art.

(03:19:21):
You try very hard and they don'treally move.
I mean you could sort of feel them like you feel the tips of
them but it's sort of like your earlobes.
You can't really move. Okay.
Well can't wait to see what thisis gonna do for me.
It's very promising, maybe you're going to become a slug

(03:19:42):
man. Yeah maybe here.
Hope not. I would like a few more years
with my wife. As what's wrong with that
Sergeant. Huh?
Greedy? Would you want to fuck a sale?
I mean I mean sorry. I'm calm.
Yeah you feel it just like an ever-present calmness.

(03:20:06):
You know it's not like going to completely overshadow anger or
stress that you have. It's just like ever so slightly
you just feel better you know your days are just a little
more. You know what this old man did
need weed? I feel, can you send me?
I get really close to your your ten rolls like all up in your

(03:20:29):
grill. Sense.
Anything up close? No, I don't.
I don't quite sense. Anything or just feel a little
bit more. I don't know.
Like relaxed. A little more calm.
Maybe you're just mellowing withage.
I'm feeling has to do with the tentacles but I don't really

(03:20:50):
know, you know. Nails their eyes are on top of
these. Are you seeing me from up there?
Um, I close my eyes. The antennas flicker, nothing
moves, looks normal. Ha I opened my eyes.

(03:21:12):
You open your eyes. It's still same as normal.
Nothing seems to change. Could pour a little bit of what
taste the water, okay? Yeah, I do that. since like
trying to reconcile with this, Idon't, I'm not quite sure where

(03:21:34):
you're going with this. I'm not really trying to hide a
whole lot from Jai at this point.
I'm telling you what exactly you're feeling, you just don't
feel anything else. I'm just you guys probably spend
the better part of an hour investigating know.
It's we should probably go to Washington now and fifth in the

(03:21:59):
last hour. And I need to be on my way.
I'm gonna clear out these home and who knows.
I think the lady of pain was gonna take video on me and let
me do something in this area. Instead, I'll strip the paint
from the walls and maybe make a red hands kind of sport.
Sure. You could also try to press to
be the mirror operator. I think you're the most
qualified person. Said, thank you.

(03:22:19):
That's really nice. So, that's not a bad idea.
Maybe I'll give us a smile. You got my vote of confidence.
And with that, you guys can leave the room.
So what are we going to try to contact saffron on our own time?
It was pumpkin. Who have whoever that is haha.

(03:22:40):
to go to the field. There's no other way to contact
her. I can't think.
Do you have any ideas sending or?
Yeah, I don't know. I guess we know what she looks
like. Yeah, sure.
Well, um, in the meantime though, I agree that Monty is
the biggest priority. Well, I would call that a

(03:23:01):
successful time of the red handson Jaya.
Honestly. All things considered I'd say
these are pretty good mutations.I mean it's good.
You sort of got one that could be maybe not that useful if you
die but the end look kind of cool.
Thank you guys. The mayor you wish to send to

(03:23:32):
someone. Oh, we're talking about a
pumpkin, the kitty cat. Saffron also known as saffron,
right? I see that.
Yes, that's why it's, um, what shall we say?
Where are you? Where are you?
Can we do a slam poetry night, please?

(03:23:53):
And with saffron, we were kind of traveling with her and then
all the sudden we weren't or saffron's Everest 7006.
We brought Situation. But everything went to shit a
few times but now I got her situation.
I could cast ending. Could we meet question mark?

(03:24:15):
We killed Zachary's. You are free.
Now we can transport you and want to talk cheerfully is my
last word. I think that's a good word.
Yeah I send them running through.
All right. Yeah.

(03:24:36):
Um hi. This is Saffron.
Um, hey, did you find me? I thought I was done with that.
Shit heads ever breaks. Can I like come hang out?
Or what's up? That's all you get.
Oh my God. Just gonna make me send again.
Curse of sending that no one wants to be sent to just once,

(03:24:57):
um, yeah, Mason wood. What I do, I do nothing new
sending. Can we meet to talk as friends
and, um, to talk as friends and God free that people like us?

(03:25:21):
Like yeah. All right, sounds good.
Um, you've got a wizard friend right?
Have him. Call me.
I can sort of like connect to him easier that way.
Sorry. Um, higher has like a little
tantrum and what and he wants you to talk to her.

(03:25:46):
Okay. Oh is she racist felt more like
an assessment of character? Okay, I guess I guess I'll give
her a ring if you wants to be friends, I think play cool.

(03:26:09):
I kind of mentioned average since she was like what I don't
have ties to him. Oh um and like a way.
So maybe emphasize chill but also like we want to meet with
her like immediately. Okay, don't make its emergent be
like chill. Play it.
Cool. I see I see you immediately.

(03:26:31):
Haha, no big deal. That gives mixed signals.
I think. Okay, the most will cast ending,
hey, was told you up wanna hang out?

(03:26:55):
You guys are the worst. Day.
Oh we're not. Oh okay, we won today.

(03:27:18):
Then you intrinsically know where she is?
This is what you were trying to do.
So we're still at. Hey, what do you think of that?
Hey well I'm put more wise in there.
Hey. Additional.
Why is a fucking drag on me? I'm gonna get us another word,

(03:27:41):
fuck you. Um energy.
Um wanna hang out sometime in the future?
No, big deal that. Hey, yeah, yeah.
Um, hold on. Let me just find you real quick.
Yep, yep. Yeah, hold on.

(03:28:02):
Okay, yeah, yeah. I got you.
Okay, just let me know when you want.
I'll come get you. She said that I could contact
her anytime and she'd come get me.
Whatever that means call me in her ride, I can only imagine So
we got her ladies and gentlemen,we got her.

(03:28:24):
Yeah. In the future in the future.
All right. What else do we have to take off
the bucket list today? That's this video.
Some things? Yeah, good work, thank you.
Um yes, I would also have to purchase some things looks at
Samir. I would be happy to sell you
guys some stuff, but shouldn't we do hires a monthly thing

(03:28:47):
first? Well, a quick purchase.
Surely wouldn't. It's very quickly.
We run by, you know, we're not brushing back to samir's shop.
He sort of opens it up and goes.All right, this feels really
weird to stand on this side. This sort of goes to the other
side of the shopkeep and gestures around.
And then he goes, you know, what, actually, I have a way to
make this bed and he dashes up the door.

(03:29:07):
And then a long 15 minutes goes by where nothing happens.
You guys get really confused andthen eventually, he walks back
in with a very irate looking jack knife.
Oh, I'm here, I don't understand.
All right, he is the shopkeep I found her.
Oh, you And then goes, all right, here we go.

(03:29:29):
And he stands with you guys and looks neutral.
So, let's keep what's our discount today?
All right, I'm a good friend of the owner.
Yeah, I don't have sort of rubs her eyes and goes.
I don't know why the fuck here. Um, Samir, what do you pull that
shit on me? I don't understand it.
God, all right, um, sure I'm selling stuff.

(03:29:49):
I hear we have like a fuk, what was it?
Some real stupid fucking price. 19% discount.
It's something weird, man. I don't think it was that.
I think it was a little less than that.
I believe it was about a 9% account.
Yeah, right 9%, sure. It's staying in that because
last night I spent like two hours putting Clay on your back.

(03:30:13):
We had because I think the shop keeps said it.
Yeah. I put her hands on the table and
goes. All right.
What do you want? Okay, give me a ton of Arcane
knowledge and all purpose tool plus two.
The deal is done, you trade awaythe materials and you now have

(03:30:35):
those two items. Here.
Oh, me next or all right. You must you go up next.
You see sort of a tilted look from jackknife, what do you
want? It demos takes six a nice long.
Pause to look over the wall, even though he knows exactly

(03:30:56):
what he wants. Um, oh, look at that, I'll take
the last tomb of Arcane knowledge.
Thank you. Sure.
It's all yours. You take it.
You guys both have it and now they are out for the day.
Um, you guys notice that after read the book, the pages slowly
turned blank and the book is useless.
Oh, I will say though, it probably takes a little bit of

(03:31:18):
time to read the book. Go ahead and add the plus one
now so you get. But I just imagine over the next
like, couple days in your free time, you're Miss.
Oh, so big, both books are identical.
So you can read about the same time and be like oh, did you
like that phuc? Yea, Now, you like reading
Orpheus? All right.

(03:31:44):
What else would anyone like to buy?
I would like to purchase one. Diamond Ching. 300 gold down.
Yeah, I would like to purchase one uncanny circuit ring to
change blue ring. Inlaid with this copper thin
copper wires once per day, you may as reaction half the damage

(03:32:06):
or any attack you can see chaing.
Oh it's bright blue to it. Matches you.
Oh yeah. I know this.
Oh, and I'm here to inquire about something.
Yeah. What do you want?
Jack can I see you? So maybe I wouldn't find this
here but like I want something that would theoretically help

(03:32:28):
boost Shaw or persuasion in particular or face you think you
could make something like that. I'm pretty awesome whisper with
Samira about how much we think it would call us for a
pre-emptive Monty gift will be, I think the same item but in

(03:32:48):
yellow just just so I can do it later.
Oh, I'm really thinking of getting the shocking because I
feel like that I can be a tank. But fortunate that I have the
meditation that will be six feetunder the fucking ground.

(03:33:09):
Anytime look, I got plans to getus a tank.
He just need some for suede. Mmm.
If we could get some here to thank you to be a great tank.
No, thanks. I'm all right.
It's all right. Does anyone else want to add

(03:33:29):
anything to the docket? So be it, then you guys have
pretty much everything you need now.
And at this point, all you have is a weight until you want to go
to waterdeep. I think.
I'm ready, we should go right everyone.
You guys quickly got along back home to your in to scoop up Tick

(03:33:50):
and Monty himself. And then, you have everything
you need. You look back and everything is
prepared. And moment goes by and you press
the button. Yeah.
Fuck you. All right.
It happened like one time. Every time I've used this one

(03:34:12):
time. Okay, slam bun.
All right. Then a minute goes by and then
pop and Bam. You guys all appear on the steps
of water deep and it's a sunny afternoon and the academic Ward.
You're at the steps of the courthouse and the specific
space. You look around and there's a
hustle and bustle all around you.
It's always jarring appearing here.

(03:34:33):
Where in sarkaz that's very little wind and not a lot of
people teleporting immediately to Water Deep.
There's a humidity that immediately hits you a heat
baring down from the Sun, Right View and loudness all around
you. It's like instantly teleporting
until like a hot and busy Fair. And you guys are here, you look
around the temple. Ward is a far walk, but you

(03:34:55):
imagine that the ritual must be prepared.
You guys still have a room at the Flaming board here.
So everything is prepared. Would you guys like to do?
Okay. So what's our plan on finding
this body? Go to Captain tofu?
Go back to the mall. I guess we did say that we would
meet Captain for me on our way, we could really want to What did

(03:35:20):
you say Jai? I missed it. um, I could you
know put up listings around townsaying that I'm You know,
available for I'm fucking higherhigher.

(03:35:40):
Going to meet Captain Tofer. All right person.
Or someone dead, what? There.
Let's just let's see it. Where this one goes.
I start marching towards this isstation.
You guys been in heading over onyour walk of Pair Of Seagulls

(03:36:02):
flutters over, and slowly begin circling your group and wide
lazy Circle. One of the goals cries and
quickly. They fly off in different
directions. Black, you continue your March
toward the castle. Ward takes a bit of a Wok,
Sparta deep as much larger CAD. So you get to pass through all
the Stalls and Shop fronts and all the different areas of the

(03:36:24):
trades were on your way and eventually Noble in the castle.
Ward. You passed by some of the
sophisticated Banks and high class Tailors and leather
workers and woods workers and eventually you make your way to
one of the watch, specifically, the largest Maine watch House of
just a stone's, throw away from the castle itself, a nice large
round building, sort of squat, and fat brick red brick.

(03:36:46):
That's sort of shines out from most of the sort of dark mortar.
Many of the other bizarre, it has his looks like hundreds of
guards Milling around the front.There seems to be a large patio,
they have a doll that front witha several picnic tables of
Swords with guarding out and playing cards with one another
having conversation, having a drink since pretty busy Pushed

(03:37:09):
right in? Give me an investigation, check
to find where you want to go. Today.
Magic, we might be waiting a dayto read this.
Oh, that's not Looks, what do you think?
I'm some kind of stalker. Literally old girl.

(03:37:40):
That one, that one, that one, that one.
So you head in or face leaning the pack pushing through and
doing some investigation to try to find the captain's office.
It does not go well, five minutes of wandering around a
bit lost and enough. Sort of coppers, giving you guys

(03:38:01):
an ugly. Look, as you wander into the
wrong room, eventually a small group of what looks like
Copper's, a bunch of crowns guard approached, you guys a
group of five young men and one of them sort of speaks up with
shoulder Square. I can I help you?
You guys look for trouble. Oh well, I mean you would have
seen him when he first walked in.
It's the first one on your right.

(03:38:22):
Why'd you turn left? You try to steal some up here,
right? Why you say close to the
evidence? My head hurts.
Religion chick. Oh, that was real.
That was my now, one investigation and broke my
brain. Oh, so your head hurts.
Does I can all give you something to cry about.

(03:38:42):
I I give you something to hit bastard. 13, you're on.
I'm keeping my own and you guys just wandering in here, right?
You better have proper police work.
You need to ask about Facebook. We set up a meeting.
Worry about it. It's okay.

(03:39:05):
You're not a police officer. All right, so you guys are LED
back down, stairs back around tothe front area and to what looks
like a very unassuming to one ofthe simple walls, the door on
the front reads, Captain Tofer, and you see a long line of sight
with other Captain names of the many different captains of the
Guard. I just want.
However, is closed, what's that?I Got right.

(03:39:31):
So you guys are now at the door led to it by the guards.
They sort of wait around you making sure you're actually here
on proper business and watches. You go to knock on the door, do
you want to knock on it and justkick it down?
Open it, you sort of go to open it and you hear a voice from
inside, a sort of multiple voice.
I mean, what did you We are not called that we aren't called.

(03:39:59):
I mean we're called a doom in the Lost.
Found really a common one. Don't you push on in?
Why do you all talk like this? You show me my voice?
What do you mean? My noritas.
Well, You kind of melting right now.
Come on in. What are you doing?

(03:40:21):
A sensitive matter. What are you close the door
going? Friends, right?
So for you trust us, we know we do it right, right?
Close to sort of packing. You guys all into a fairly
cramped office room with a very,very small slit window on the

(03:40:42):
wall. That just barely allows you'll
sort of four inch Gap to see outside.
He gestures for you guys to sit in the two chairs.
He has on the rest of you guys standing room only as well.
You're sort of pushing Monty along a living corpse and the
Kinko girl Tik sort of follows along a bit nervously, you guys
barely fit in this room is what I'm saying.
You're pushed up against the bookshelves and loads of
paperwork, that's sort of strewnacross the floor half as early.

(03:41:06):
We've done a lot of good work together, haven't we told her?
Yeah, of course. Of course you should.
I got you, I got you, send it the one that your friends sent
there. So I sort of understand the
meaning of any sort of the body collapses hand together as you
explain. Let me make sure I got this
correct. You requesting a fresh body,
right? Recently dead, not a cadaver,
not apply the bones. Dug up from the quarantined more

(03:41:29):
District. You want someone who's just
passed and our Max formed a table, he scratches his mustache
and his eyes. She's the kind of favor you cash
in just once in a better, be worth the stink.
It might raise. I like it higher.
We can make this casual. I need this.

(03:41:51):
I've got some options for you, all right?
Yeah, First Option prison optionwe've got some prisoners on
death row. Most recent one I can think is
scheduled in a little over 17 hours execution, hanged for a
poison and emergence family, nasty piece of work.
If I move some ink around, we might be able to expedite the
process but it would still have to be to tomorrow.

(03:42:12):
Ah, not good. The other one is the hospital
option. There was a actually, a
skirmish. I said the city last night.
Yeah, yeah. But trailer thugs from the
forest outside of what a deeper,just some ravages.
You know, Raiders trabs been really barely intellectual
ambushed. One of our little app posts,

(03:42:33):
right? At the Riverbend up there.
Yeah, a few bodies, but a lot ofinjuries, several of them in the
hospital right now. Not sure all of them gonna make
it. You need to move quick there.
I mean, you probably need to be practically wrote and right up
there right now. Not exactly sure if how long
they're gonna make it. And it wouldn't be subtle
either. I could give you a note to take

(03:42:54):
their body, but if the next to Kin is there you might put up
with that. That's still.
Oh, there's a one last option. Yeah.
Any sort of lowers his voice, checking the road to make sure
it's closed. We sometimes take in what we
like to call our unsolved straight victims of violent
crimes with no known relatives. No coin, no record, no

(03:43:14):
identification know nothing. The kind of thing that doesn't
come up often, but might be ableto dig around and see if we've
had it in the last hour or to see if one more up.
We within the hour people do, you hit.
What do you mean? I don't hit him.
They turn up. What type of people?
Usually turn up and I love me. Let me think just the other day.

(03:43:37):
We had this poll blind beggar. Turn up out of the temple Ward.
Now I wanted to vacation. No coin, no nothing.
That's what I call an unsold stray.
Was he blind? Yes, right.
He was blind. In fact.
Any sort of turns back and forthand he goes usually one pulling
up every night. It's laid after noon now.
But if you've got even just three hours to the end of my

(03:44:00):
shift, I coulda Mosey my way on down to the city more with you,
and we'll see if one turned up, I could push some paperwork
around and make him disappear. Which would you prefer?
You sort of leans back all the best options I got.
I would say very uncomfortable but says, I, this is the best
option, which one great options to offer.

(03:44:22):
It's just hard to choose becauseI still don't feel great but you
really made this easier on us. So thank you.
Of course, it's hard. This is, this is my favorite to
you, right? And your best not tell anyone
who came from, this city is madeof laws and rumor and rumors,
much quicker than law. But listen, I'm not hot list and
your friend told me what it's for, if it's true for the good

(03:44:42):
of your kin, then I'll make it happen.
Oh, help save a whole nation worth the people.
You know, it's all I'm like, what would you guys like to do
towards the streets or Hospital?Personally, one of the chicken?
How much longer we think we'd begoing?
I have to wake up early tomorrowfor work.
We can go to a pretty good stopping point here soon.

(03:45:04):
I think for the time Kohl you guys will get you guys getting a
body about. Sounds good.
So um, this and all of these options feel pretty hard.
The problem is both the hospitalone and the Death Row one.
I feel like we would be Expediting.
Someone's death. I mean pulling an execution

(03:45:24):
ahead feels kind of cruel to theperson who got the sentence.
I'm gonna know. It's yeah roll, but killing
them. A whole 12 hours earlier than
they were supposed to be kind ofrude and horrible.
I agree. And the hospital stocking one.
I don't know that feels a bit heartless, but I suppose they'll
die. Anyway, I just, if it's like a
soldier who's surrounded by their family be really hard but

(03:45:46):
it could just be a nobody too. I don't know.
Scared me because it's like watch if we get there.
And guys, like 12 hours out, I feel like we'll have some tough
choices. It's true.
The third one scares me the mostthough.
I mean, just An unsold today, that's it.

(03:46:07):
I don't know. It's all right, does anyone ever
appear for these people? Captain for leans back and first
was mustache and goes no really I mean if you want to roll,
you'll have someone show up to maybe look for a straight body,
but it rarely happened. So I'd say maybe one on a 1005
and grieved properly. My peace of mind.

(03:46:30):
Don't think about it. The blind beggar was actually a
man. We were somewhat familiar with
his name was father, Lucchese soconsider him.
I identified. He raises an eyebrow and you see
him quickly pushed some paper around his desk, pull out one of
them in particular and write down the name.
You just said and goes right there we go.
Every two out of 100 gets solved.
Thanks for that. Yeah I mean I guess I need to

(03:46:51):
see his face or something to know but pretty confident.
That's your guy that's good. Yeah, I don't know if you've
been to Temple District lately, they're making a home modest
situation out of this guy. Maybe I'll put a name to it.
They'll find like settle down. I wasn't that good a guy I don't
know. He was fine at the end.
So sort of came to me. I don't like the practice but

(03:47:12):
maybe it has its reasons now. All right, so what do you want
to do? I need to know now.
I vote stress. I agree with the stories.
Oh my God, put up a high ones todo.
Strays it is right. So this in my shift is over real
soon. I mean, it's it's like two and a
half hours now if you just couldbuy me that time, I'll I can
come find you guys tell me whereto meet you if you want to meet

(03:47:35):
the public place I'll grab you. And we'll head down to the show.
One turned up. I mean, they turn up pretty
freaking off. And in fact, these days one or
two turned up every night. Oh, could we just wait in your
office? Yeah, I have anywhere to be
sure, feel free. Um, I will say, I sort of need a
work right now so I can't exactly leave you in the office
because I need my piece of quiet, but maybe I'll set you up

(03:47:55):
outside with the boys. You guys can chill around one of
the tables. Yeah, that sounds good actually.
Yeah. You know, I needed to pull some
rank with those assholes. Anyway, they've been playing too
funky lately. I'll see if I can receive your
tape. You know, it's smile.
Thank you. Daddy stands up, hats outside,
you hear him yell at some Cadetswho all quickly jump to
attention. And all give us a lute, he yells

(03:48:15):
at them to clear out of a table and they all grab their
Copyrights and grab all their stuff and run back into the
watch House. Clearing off the table.
He just for you guys to sit downand you sit down on one of these
little picnic benches but just, yeah, I was and he walks inside.
But you guys want to do during this time, this is a boring
answer. But I think, or would just be
like, quite reflection, occasionally, like, trying to

(03:48:37):
start a conversation. Have fun and be like, oh, that's
not the vibe. Okay, all right.
Quiet reflection, just gonna think about my Sketchbook and
draw some, that's a good one. Um, I think demos would send to
the priest that he knows from the Temple of mystra.

(03:48:59):
Yes. Yeah.
He would say like hey it's demosis the priest here and if so,
when will he be ready? Great things.
Demos you guys response. Yes, the Priestess is here and
she has been waiting diligently.you sexist, she's willing to

(03:49:24):
wait as long as it takes today, but at the end of the day, if
you've then you go down, paymentwill be lost and she will exit
the city. I warn you make haste.
Wow, she's already not in a goodmood.
I don't think the travel shooter.
Well, who are constantly dealingwith people who are already not
in a good mood though signature.Wow.

(03:49:51):
Yeah, so, it looks like the Priestess is ready to go.
Whenever oh Priestess. Wow, you're just say that
because you want to have like feminism.
Ha. You could just say praise.
We don't know yet. I I haven't done good authority.
For power. I don't I don't think there's a
gender-neutral term for priests sort of a gender term.

(03:50:13):
You know really makes you think about religion.
Anyway, perhaps a pre know I look pretty Much.
I don't care for pre I write then you guys wait the two and a
half hours. Yeah.

(03:50:33):
Okay. You're reading Time Goes By You
Raise. This is a great time.
You guys to read the most and orface, start studying.
Oh, drones, but great book, I'm reading, but I'm also like
graffiti in the pages is like a,what orifice you not supposed to
do that too book actually, it's just preserve the text.
This text used up after I've read it once. so, but it just

(03:50:57):
Feels. Sacral and it's fine.
It's, it's not be a ephemeral nature of Archdale. you see, I
It's funny that you say that it's something that I didn't
think that you would get. Anyways.
Oh are you? I mean, I heard you and Abel

(03:51:21):
talk about some, some creation of some things but you know, I
don't know what passes for art and for color, you know it's
just I don't have to see it. Really, I am in the flash of an
eye. I'm covered in etchings over to
see. They're pretty good it's like
medieval woodcut style. Wow I suppose.

(03:51:47):
I've been proven quite wrong. Get a little guardian of the
Arsenal the visual arts, it got changed to that after Ablaze
Performing Arts. I very much have my own state in
the Arts. Yeah, well your Arts are
annoying. Oh what do you mean that
annoying? Good God like that, which one

(03:52:08):
did Queen rites. He prefer out of the two ramp.
One of us is the first night in one of us is the Fourth night,
but I guess. better really My gods are Affairs.
It was obvious. She much preferred my company.
That's true. It's so not true.
They was it's no one thinks thatI'm the first night, August

(03:52:28):
Ally, original follower, every every fucking not just checked
for me that is first night of Queen ridici, right?
And then the two and a half hours go by and finally Captain
tofu leaves his room. It is um, late late afternoon.
Now perhaps, almost early evening when you guys finally

(03:52:50):
see him, He comes out with a sort of excited, look on his
face and he goes. All right, I've got good news.
Sorry, that's not like us. Brought a good news if you want
to follow me, I think it's just gonna be right up the road here.
I got a few words though that we've already got a few crimes
reported for the evening. So I think it's gonna be a busy

(03:53:11):
night, which makes me think we're understanding lead the
way. All right, and just, you know,
this is my off time. So I'm doing this as a friend.
Yeah. Yes, a great friend, right?
Yeah. All right.
So, if anyone ever asks, Captaintofu good guy?
Good. All right.
Andy leads. You guys.
Just two blocks away. To a morgue is, this is the city

(03:53:32):
more true. He's specifically where bodies
are sent when there are no private matures contacted.
Yes, we do have private deaths in a quarterly heading inside
Captain tofu leads. You directly past the
receptionist who gives you guys all the wave, and you are guided
through many tunnels. And then finally, to a thin

(03:53:55):
spiral staircase, that goes downtravels down about a floor.
And then you guys Follow him into a very cold.
Crypt, the wood changes to Stonedown here.
The walls are thick and cold in your echoing.
Footsteps are much louder down, these corridors, he moves with
purpose though. And you don't feel quite as
frightened as you do see everyone once in a while a

(03:54:16):
person walking by, you see it one point, a mother and her very
small child. The child looks completely
neutral, but the mother has a horrified, very teary-eyed
expression. They walk by eventually pass.
Looks like a mortician a woman with long black hair draping
over face and eyes. You do notice she has bright red
lipstick. Poking out from her face,

(03:54:36):
though. It's practically the only thing
you can see in the dim light down here, she wears like rubs
And black latex gloves, walking by you guys slowly finally
Captain Topher stops in front ofa large door metal door so it's
not off. You seam metal door captains and
this is entitled crowns guard. Precinct more.

(03:54:59):
You get inside this room is fairly similar to what you guys
all recall is the room that you saw Dr. Him in Long Slabs set
out in a room 12 slabs in total and on about half of them six
you see bodies. One of the slabs is covered in a

(03:55:20):
sort of crystalline magical force field.
This is opaque and you can't seethrough it.
You imagine this is sort of similar to what was placed
around. Dr. Him high-profile cases, like
he gets something like you had inside and you see Topher poker
round. I asparagus, where are you?
He shouts out. Know your Auntie your creepy

(03:55:40):
fucking bastard. You poked around regulus is a
crazy name and he pokes around, there are a few back doors to
this room. One of them looks like an
office. He folks his head in and says
hi. And then, you hear quiet
conversation, a man stands up inthe back room.
You see a shadow outlined in thedim light of the room, sort of
gives an eerie sort of almost Larger than Life look to the

(03:56:03):
body, the new hair quiet, sort of deep into voice respond to
Topher and muffled. And then Topher comes out and
says, all right, I think we've got a good thing going on.
Hold on to see and then he pokeshis head back in, you guys are
sort of left in this room. You guys want to do anything in
this moment? Or office is like the typical

(03:56:25):
posture of like someone who is extremely uncomfortable arms
crossed knees touching, you know, fucking toast touching.
It's all closed off. I have silently trying to repent
If eventually Captain tofor walks out.
And as he's just about to say, something of, man, creeps out of
the room behind him. You see the mortician down here

(03:56:46):
a asparagus? The man has the perfect
appearance for what a mortician might look like tall and gone
with fingers far too long and skin like candle wax, very deep
and white. His hair is sandy blonde though.
He was sort of ponytail over hisface is angular and carved and

(03:57:07):
he wears a typical black coat dusted with faint, White.
Ash is, i's are very sharp. And look, Almost White in the
low light, like Frosty blue, he smiles a slow, long smile and go
Captain. Joe's.
Eddie said it would be Edge and I understand you need to be

(03:57:31):
discreet. His hand sort of fold behind his
back, and he sort of Glides around the appearing close to
you guys. Oh yeah.
I think he tell you more at least in a I'm gonna go get back
to my work now, but you guys will be all right, right?
I pulled the fave. We're all good.
Don't forget. Gives you a thumbs up and he
looks back and he looks a bit creeped out.
Awesome. Attentive thumbs up he nods and

(03:57:53):
slowly exit as asparagus draws Closer.
By name is asparagus. I am the mortician here.
I understand you need a fresh body.
You Smiles is this bright blondeponytail within the hour.
The timing is important. The timing I've just received a

(03:58:13):
call about to gentlemen this evening, still warm when they
called him, he fits certain requirements unclaimed.
No rituals, no paperwork just flash and Stillness, it's good
to ride. The corpse wagon to get in the
Right with me, I'll take you Smiles that long smile.

(03:58:39):
You see as perfect rows of yellow straight teeth.
Run behind the corpse. No, it's okay.
I'm okay, let's go. I must ask not as a servant of
the city but as a man of death that you treat him with respect

(03:59:03):
this corpse was someone. Once all of them are Yes, he
knows his head and on claps claps his hands, right?
Then follow me. Any Glides out the door.
Guys, we're gonna get fucking kidnapped by this guy.
He's putting us in the corps wagon.
The wagon for corpuses because weird.

(03:59:23):
I'm there I'll go. Let's go.
Come on guys. We don't have that much time to
spend true. Follow me, please.
Do you guys follow him at the door?
It is a draining trip in the corpse wagon.
You guys head upstairs and he leads you to a small garage,
which houses a single wagon which looks to have a very small

(03:59:47):
sickly looking Steed. That drives the cart, the
mortician mounts, the writers part.
The top part where I, The Carriage writer might to drive
and the arms himself with the reins, you just for you all to
step into the back of the longershaped car.
It has no windows instead large drapes around the side Black

(04:00:10):
Velvet and dark darker red. The entire back panel, looks to
be a huge slab of metal. In fact, the entire thing looks
to be made of cast iron. Extremely heavy, you imagine the
sickly horse probably killed itself dragging, this thing
everywhere but you imagine it. Like he keeps the corpses fresh
and at least doesn't stink up the place.
You all fit comfortably in the back if you'd like to go back.

(04:00:30):
There it is awkward though is there's only one place to sit
which is a single slab. In the center of the carriage.
There are straps around the edgeto hold a corpse down.
Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
All right, do you all want to step inside?
Yes, right, you do so and asparagus approaches the door to

(04:00:51):
the back and gives you all that long smile.
And thank you for joining me. You must understand for the
common man's will be being. I'll need to lock this door on
our travel quite frightening to see a living man.
Walk out of swaging. Any slowly closes the door.
You guys are left in a hold darkroom.

(04:01:15):
No windows. And it is much colder in here
than it. Really Doom with that 30 foot
now like, yeah. Oh, lights up.
The room, just with that sort ofpleasant glow that a flash light
might give where everything is very starkly.
Contrasted I'm rigid. Do you think he put air holes

(04:01:37):
for this room? Never mind, never mind.
I'm sure he did. That's me on this path.
She said there would be fear. She said there would be fear Ha,
we North the store and we North the store.
You feel the wagon grumpy clunk right along the stones and the

(04:02:02):
cobbles as it picks up and you hear a very Distant humming
sound echoing through the middlearound.
You almost vibrating it as the carriage driver, a spiritualist
sings softly fucking weirdo. I mean, who the fuck Malaga sort
of speaks up has to, you have tobe crazy to be a mortician,
right? You have to be fucking nuts in

(04:02:23):
the head. I mean, like every day, every
day, you see corpses coming, that's fucked up, man.
I mean, you gotta be like some sort of crazy type of sicko to
want, to show up to work to do that every day.
I mean, this guy look, he looks the part, he clearly loves it.
We deal with Bodies part of her,make them, I wish it wasn't even
worse, you know. Clear.
I don't consider the body's partpart of my career and I really

(04:02:50):
just want to get back to that. We just killed someone
yesterday. I don't consider this my daily
life. I'm sorry, he's still believe
that. Oh my God.
Hi everyone. The full spiral and just sits up

(04:03:14):
his head and his knees. Just like goes down.
It's all right. Horror fashion will make it your
survive. Okay?
Okay, this is my life now, hiresright?
I'm a person. I'm a person, I write in cars
where other empty people died. Empty bodies that aren't people

(04:03:35):
they're just bodies. They're just me to blood higher.
What you say that? All right, RFA, yes, good
description. Yeah, all good, listen, you're
clearly stressing out about this.
We're not dead in the car. So, you know, there's that know,
there's just like tiny little flecks of dead people.

(04:03:56):
We can't see everywhere. Oh, yeah.
And then he didn't know she diedin here probably at least one
time. Yeah, probably focus on the life
around you that you can see. There's so much life out of me
too. Look at look at this.

(04:04:17):
What don't? Look at me.
He's alive. Well, oh God.
He shouldn't be, what I guess. Did you ever go to a restaurant
in the nine Hills? And now I couldn't afford that
shit. Oh, okay, why?
I don't show apparently, flexi runs one there and offered me a
job there. What the hell?

(04:04:38):
I didn't know that. Yeah, I don't I just learned it
recently. I'm asking here sleeping, I'm
making friends, I'm learning more now.
Yeah, you're right. Yeah, sure.
Yeah. I want to go check on the kid.
All right person I'll put my head on his shoulder.
A crazy person. That's a good person.
I all right. If you're a sudden alert as the

(04:05:00):
carriage draws to a stop on the humming stops, quite knock knock
on the back and the door opens and you don't notice it's dark
outside. Now, it seems you guys have been
riding for a while and the sunset while you were in here, a
spirit Gillis potencies head andit goes not all dead yet, right?
Gallows. Humor.

(04:05:23):
Come on out. All right.
Out, you are sort of stumble outand you guys are in a street on
what looks like a simple Road inthe Traders District.
This is one of the deeper roads,one of the ones, you guys didn't
get a chance to go. That doesn't really have these
large installs outside with, like, people yelling at you to

(04:05:45):
buy stuff, but rather smaller more quaint family
establishments. There's some Tanners out here
and some leather workers some candle makers and Painters,
people who sort of have shop fronts and probably on top of
the shop front is their family home.
These are, these are the shops you go to more when you need a
specialty item. Specifically out here, you
notice there is a large crowd ofpeople huddled around something.

(04:06:07):
There are several crowns. Are they seem to be trying to
form a what looks like a crime Zone.
A crime scene around it and the mortician knobs you all and
slowly leads, you all you pass aCandle Maker and a blacksmith
and there seems to be a number of all sorts of people.
Just general Tradesmen who are crowding Around this crime scene

(04:06:29):
it looks like the corpse might have gotten killed or at least
was found in the middle of the street kitchen.
Ron you guys pushed through a spare.
Gillis seems to part the way almost on accident, people
almost send some coming, turn around and see this lanky figure
and quickly jump out of the way as they get spooked.
He pushes through proverbial Ducks, you guys under the

(04:06:50):
caution tape. As the crown scarves nod to him
recognizing him and allowing youguys all entry.
He walks over to one of the Crown's guards and Whispers
something in their ears. You guys enter the sort of seen
here passing by the 30 or so onlookers.
I'll watching you guys he walks over now and goes all right you
all have permission to take the body do be careful with it like

(04:07:10):
I said and you're lucky that oneturned up tonight.
Sometimes none do tonight there was one and he smiles that smile
I guess death has a plan for you, doesn't it?
And you guys approach on the ground, a long canvas sheet, his

(04:07:31):
covering a body. You can tell from the position
of the limbs that it looks like a adult human shoe was poking
out in one area and thick workers gloved.
Hand is poking out at another. One of the crowns guard calls
out to you guys. I began right.
Killed by Magic. Don't know.
It's still left. Oh God.

(04:07:51):
All right, we gotta do. I We wave and my friends God.
I see what the cause of death was.
I told you magic. Are there any visible wounds?
It's covered by a giant canvas sheet.
You know, when I remove that, all right, tire you go and grab
the end of the canvas and unfurlit quickly exposing the body to

(04:08:14):
all the world you hear gasps andcries from the crowd as they
look on. Mostly just in in spectacle at
seeing a body and as you pull off the canvas seat, you see
beneath it the red skin and horned body dead to all the
world of Venus know. And that is where we're gonna

(04:08:35):
end our episode, please. Oh my God.
Oh my God. He said everybody, you watch,
you know, As you see, Vinny Vinny of Vinny and back at the
dead on the ground killed by Magic.

(04:08:58):
I'm making the choice Monte College look at the body.
So if you want to get Holy shit is that Vinny our face.
Look at this. Grabs her head into He went over

(04:09:20):
goes you. Come on.
Look look. Fire wobbles around.
Okay, great session, great session, you guys, thank you.
You do notice in his death. Vinny is wearing a blacksmith
here, heavy gloves and a heavy apron.
Can I tell you something fucked up?
what's that like the second we were talking to toe for us, like

(04:09:43):
the body's gonna Get the name. Wow.
Are you in the killer? So we call it and we call this
one, we missed identity him likethriving.

(04:10:05):
I can't believe we have to revive any, oh my god dude, just
for note he has been dead longerthan a minute.
Okay what's done is done. Great hire kills himself.
So great ending to the episode everybody.
Thank you for me for the perfectgirls.

(04:10:26):
Playing walking. Excellent session, Go Team.
All right. Do you?
Got. All right, I know you want it,
you don't even see it, I know, Iknow it, I feel in the air how
much you want them in episode 27, Waltz of the unmasked, we
asked you all, what is Ablaze alignment as I so often do, I

(04:10:50):
will go through these answers inechelons.
Now, the bottom tier each of these only had one vote.
We had lawful good, lawful good lawful.
Evil and true neutral. Second Echelon, two boats
chaotic evil. Well and the second Echelon with
two boats, we had a chaotic evilspelled like that.

(04:11:15):
I didn't put that stink on it, that's how it's pronounced.
And at first place with five boats, we had chaotic good.
I'm so surprised one of the options.
One by a landslide, it's very strong chaotic.
Good energy. I guess so.

(04:11:36):
Which is weird though because you're lawful Maisie.
So maybe that's why he goes. Don't get along.
That's why I fucking stand his pussy.
Okay? Last week.
We had purple. What was it?
Isaac? Wrote it down.
I wrote maisie's genius, pool. Who's the sex appeal in the
party? Okay.

(04:12:00):
This week, we're asking you all.Who is the sex appeal in the
party, your options, Aura higher, Jaya demos, dulum smear
or malagos or Abel? Smear Malgus, or able throw in
your vote? Tell me why you said malagos

(04:12:22):
because we all know he's the hottest Mason cursed me by
making in my brother. I'm editing that out.
He's Jesus Christ.

(04:12:45):
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