May 18, 2025 • 10 mins
This was supposed to be our Show Pony season finale with Jackie Warner. Instead… chaos. In this bonus full-length episode, John Hill and Eric Maxwell recap the behind-the-scenes disaster of the finale recording: Jackie drops out last minute (via a text we dramatically reenact), a parade destroys our audio, and we try to keep it together while recapping the final episode of Workout. This is the extended cut of a shorter conversation that appears in the main finale episode—a raw, hilarious spiral into unexpected territory. Watch the meltdown. Hear the chaos. Love the pony. Follow John on Instagram: @johnhilljohnhill
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Can I put it in here and take it out?
(00:01):
Can I make a video that.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Says the mic does not belong in the me out pocket?
Do you hear how loud it is? Okay, So what
has happened is I was supposed to interview my friend Natalie.
She watched the finale. She was on her way down here.
We get here. I don't know if it's reading through
the mics, but there is a parade outside and the
(00:24):
audio would be so messed up. I'll show some footage
of it right now, right now. Okay, now we're back,
are you recording? Yeah? Eric was just hanging out here.
(00:47):
You came over to play with my meal pocket for
a while.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I didn't want to see your me pocket and I
was not disappointed me out pocket for the.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, I really hope this is coming through the audio,
so I didn't know what to do for the.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Wait.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Okay, just to set the scene a little bit more,
Eric's over here hanging out, playing with my male pocket.
More on that in a second. Natalie was supposed to
come here and we were supposed to do episode six
of Workout season one finale episode lots of pressure and
she was just gonna do like a quickie recap of
the plot of this episode, and then tomorrow Jackie Warner
was supposed to be interviewed.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I was bomb dropped.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, like so like tonight was going to be spent
editing me in Natalie's interview. I was just gonna make
a template for the rest of the episode, and then
slot Jackie's interview in quickly no edits upload it Sunday night,
Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Because I can't say something about a slot right all.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Of you are waiting with bated breath. Yes, you can't
say something about it's alot of slot.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
The moment has passed. But I was gonna we get it.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
So we were just at a event and I got
a text from Jackie saying, like you can paraphrase, do
you want to put a wig on? And you read it?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Do you have a wig? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Is this an invasion of her privacy? No, it's a
recreation Jackie. If you're watching this, it's with love.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Okay, Why you look Jerry a little busms cheers.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Mind an open mind.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Eric will read the text that I just got from
Jackie Warner in preparation for her appearance on this show tomorrow.
Go good morning.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
So I took work off yesterday and today because I
have a full on flu which I caught for my
hairdresser in bed. Fever, aches, no sleep. So if you
have a creative way to push interview to another day,
that would be helpful. Like maybe tease hard on Monday,
Say I have the flu and we do upcoming week.
I would rally, but my personality is so flat right now?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Is there an alternative?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I can also text you tomorrow am in case I
feel better. Sorry, I'm really looking forward to this XJ.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
What did I say that?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Should I take the weg.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Off to say that, do not worry about it. We
can do today. Do it when you're feeling better. I'll
do it as a bonus episode, which might even work better.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
All good?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
So sorry you're sick, sad face.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Wait, so you're saying I said grammatically incorrect run on sentence.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, do not worry about it. We can today, do
it when you're feeling better.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I meant totally do it when you're feeling bad. Oh
my god, I'm so embarrassed. This is dementia at work. Okay,
now what does she say?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I have to put it back on? Okay, hold on?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Oh great, I never get six, So I'm pretty grumpy
about it. Will you let me know about when you'd
like to do it? Thanks so much. I think it
was gonna be a smiley but it's a one parenthese.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Okay, so we both have dementia. Okay, now what did
I say?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Bad? And baby makes three?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I will make time for you whenever you're better.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I'll be out of town.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Most of next week, but maybe next weekend or this
Monday evening if you feel amazing.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
How do you think I'm doing communicating?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Pretty good? Okay? That was great. Ruin my hair for that.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Outer Critics Circle Award for you. So what you've missed
in this season Eric, over the past couple episodes is
that Jackie has a workout clothing line that is going
to be dropping called Lift.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Okay, and then Mimi and Jackie have a fight. Jackie,
I guess I'm gonna tell you. I don't care anything.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I'm telling me.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I'm not interested in Jesse's it?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Why is he dressed like Santino?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
The editing is kind of everything fare she threw.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
When I was too, I threw my first classers.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
She humiliated me in front of my staff and my friends.
How much do I have to put up with I'm done,
it's over. I'm finished with this relationship.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I'm and it's with Mimi.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I want to move up and not continue chasing my
tail in this this dramatic ridiculousness.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Anyway, I told you I haven't choked and punched all week.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Okay, then this is this.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
This is the season one wrap up, So basically I'll
just fast forward through you. A new day is dawning.
Six weeks later. She's broken up with me. She's hugging
her dog, she's got that haircut, black and white recap
of the relationship of her and Mimi rolling around in bed.
She's wearing that eponine hat.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
It is so long.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Getting out of that really a little following.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Now she's back on her Harley.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
I know that you have to be a certain type
of person to date me. I'm controlling, I have a
strong ego, and I'm flirtatious. I like my sexual power. Yeah,
I can apologize for those things.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
So she's back on her Harley.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
She goes to the gym.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Year old girl. She's not being waidn by year old
twenty six, I know ten years younger. Okay, now this
is interesting. The first thing we see in this dude,
there's one minute left in the episode. What you just
saw at that club was Rebecca watching this and saying, wow,
watching their toxic relationship is so busted if and we
know that she later falls in love with Rebecca in
(06:20):
the next season, and the first thing we see is
Rebecca walking.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
In with hugging her. Oh, you guys broke up.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
That's sad and like if I if I saw someone
behaving like that, I wouldn't think, Oh, I'd like to be.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
In with that.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
If I see someone acting bad in it relationship, oh,
I'd be like, I have to be a part of it.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
No, I put me in coach.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Now I can really take the energy that was being
drained from the relationship.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Drained and expand, expand.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
It's an amazing experience and success. Now Sky's the.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Limit for me, Sky's the limit. It's a pun of
sky Sport that could have been the title of the show,
but philosophically it should be Sky's not the limit. There's
no limit to sky Sport and SPA. So I think maybe,
I mean, I know, no, I like my idea. Yeah,
well they obviously did to Sky's the limit is the
(07:16):
name of the club work out.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Well, I guess workout is also a pun of like.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I wonder what the tagline work out? Did they have
a tagline workout? Meo pocket? Yeah, pocket, let's just tell
everyone the mew pocket the.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Hard pivot to spon con.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Okay, we already mentioned meo pocket is something different entirely,
but just as enchanting. Do you want to explain to
the people what the meal pocket is here?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I kind of had a feeling I was going to
have to so you're really good at it.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
So I was on TikTok and I read the directions.
I made a point recently to wait Macuremont.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
When you are traveling and you have a wig, and
you don't know where to put that wig, and you think,
oh my gosh, I wish I had a sham wow
the color of a basketball that I could put my
wig in so that I could safely travel it, travel
with it from place to place, and make an amorphous envelope.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
That survives a shake test the site. The cloth touches
itself and stays together. And it's originally supposed to be
for makeup.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
It can be funny. This is a towel. This is
a towel.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
This is how it was twelve dollars. I made a
point to not buy anything on TikTok shop. But this
little bitch dumped all her makeup into this towel and goes, well, not,
I want to be clear, it was not not you, No,
some other little bitch on TikTok, like some sixteen year
old girl, and she was like, this is so great
for people with add You like, dump everything on this
towel and then all of a sudden you fold.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
It into bags.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
You have to worry about a makeup bag and finding
this stuff. So it was supposed to work. I'm embarrassed, and.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Well, no, it does work when you do it right.
I think it's made out of fiberglass.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
I think it's yeah, a mistake. Okay, we'll listen. I'm
gonna take this to a landfill. How do you think
I'm gonna buy one?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
What'd you think of the finale?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
The last five minutes. The last five minutes.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Jackie getting punched and choked and slapped and bit and
I call that Tuesday lesbian chaos. Okay, well, wish me
luck when I finally do interview Jackie and I guess
hopefully when this parade passes by.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh after Natalie, the parade passes by, don't radeo by parade?
Well that's also a song. There's two yeah, you know
before the parade.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah. I was trying to think about what is that from?
It's from on a clear day you can see forever? Sure,
isn't no Sunning the Park with George No twenty seventeen
Broadway revival Broke Box Office records.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Little Women, Hello Dolly, Oh, Hello Dolly. I've never seen hell.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I saw Hellodalli one time and it was at the
Aminsen in La or the Pantages in LA, and it
was to see Betty Buckley, and I was like, fine,
I'll go see Hello Dolly.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I wouldn't see her in it. She called out, oh no, and.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Her understudy was amazing. But from what everyone says, it's
like it is a star vehicle and it's for that
person to like ham out. I like, you just said vehicle, vehicle, vehicle?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Is that wrong? I'm Texan.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
You say vehicle, don't I say, I guess I say vehicle,
we say vehicle, hicle, vehicle. I saw every Dolly vehicle
is a good drag name Vehickele Okay, we gotta go.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I have to go boof this recess.
Can I put it in here and take it out?
(00:01):
Can I make a video that.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Says the mic does not belong in the me out pocket?
Do you hear how loud it is? Okay, So what
has happened is I was supposed to interview my friend Natalie.
She watched the finale. She was on her way down here.
We get here. I don't know if it's reading through
the mics, but there is a parade outside and the
(00:24):
audio would be so messed up. I'll show some footage
of it right now, right now. Okay, now we're back,
are you recording? Yeah? Eric was just hanging out here.
(00:47):
You came over to play with my meal pocket for
a while.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I didn't want to see your me pocket and I
was not disappointed me out pocket for the.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, I really hope this is coming through the audio,
so I didn't know what to do for the.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Wait.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Okay, just to set the scene a little bit more,
Eric's over here hanging out, playing with my male pocket.
More on that in a second. Natalie was supposed to
come here and we were supposed to do episode six
of Workout season one finale episode lots of pressure and
she was just gonna do like a quickie recap of
the plot of this episode, and then tomorrow Jackie Warner
was supposed to be interviewed.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I was bomb dropped.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, like so like tonight was going to be spent
editing me in Natalie's interview. I was just gonna make
a template for the rest of the episode, and then
slot Jackie's interview in quickly no edits upload it Sunday night,
Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Because I can't say something about a slot right all.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Of you are waiting with bated breath. Yes, you can't
say something about it's alot of slot.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
The moment has passed. But I was gonna we get it.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
So we were just at a event and I got
a text from Jackie saying, like you can paraphrase, do
you want to put a wig on? And you read it?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Do you have a wig? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Is this an invasion of her privacy? No, it's a
recreation Jackie. If you're watching this, it's with love.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Okay, Why you look Jerry a little busms cheers.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Mind an open mind.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Eric will read the text that I just got from
Jackie Warner in preparation for her appearance on this show tomorrow.
Go good morning.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
So I took work off yesterday and today because I
have a full on flu which I caught for my
hairdresser in bed. Fever, aches, no sleep. So if you
have a creative way to push interview to another day,
that would be helpful. Like maybe tease hard on Monday,
Say I have the flu and we do upcoming week.
I would rally, but my personality is so flat right now?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Is there an alternative?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I can also text you tomorrow am in case I
feel better. Sorry, I'm really looking forward to this XJ.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
What did I say that?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Should I take the weg.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Off to say that, do not worry about it. We
can do today. Do it when you're feeling better. I'll
do it as a bonus episode, which might even work better.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
All good?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
So sorry you're sick, sad face.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Wait, so you're saying I said grammatically incorrect run on sentence.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, do not worry about it. We can today, do
it when you're feeling better.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I meant totally do it when you're feeling bad. Oh
my god, I'm so embarrassed. This is dementia at work. Okay,
now what does she say?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I have to put it back on? Okay, hold on?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Oh great, I never get six, So I'm pretty grumpy
about it. Will you let me know about when you'd
like to do it? Thanks so much. I think it
was gonna be a smiley but it's a one parenthese.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Okay, so we both have dementia. Okay, now what did
I say?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Bad? And baby makes three?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I will make time for you whenever you're better.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I'll be out of town.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Most of next week, but maybe next weekend or this
Monday evening if you feel amazing.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
How do you think I'm doing communicating?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Pretty good? Okay? That was great. Ruin my hair for that.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Outer Critics Circle Award for you. So what you've missed
in this season Eric, over the past couple episodes is
that Jackie has a workout clothing line that is going
to be dropping called Lift.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Okay, and then Mimi and Jackie have a fight. Jackie,
I guess I'm gonna tell you. I don't care anything.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I'm telling me.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I'm not interested in Jesse's it?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Why is he dressed like Santino?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
The editing is kind of everything fare she threw.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
When I was too, I threw my first classers.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
She humiliated me in front of my staff and my friends.
How much do I have to put up with I'm done,
it's over. I'm finished with this relationship.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I'm and it's with Mimi.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I want to move up and not continue chasing my
tail in this this dramatic ridiculousness.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Anyway, I told you I haven't choked and punched all week.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Okay, then this is this.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
This is the season one wrap up, So basically I'll
just fast forward through you. A new day is dawning.
Six weeks later. She's broken up with me. She's hugging
her dog, she's got that haircut, black and white recap
of the relationship of her and Mimi rolling around in bed.
She's wearing that eponine hat.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
It is so long.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Getting out of that really a little following.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Now she's back on her Harley.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
I know that you have to be a certain type
of person to date me. I'm controlling, I have a
strong ego, and I'm flirtatious. I like my sexual power. Yeah,
I can apologize for those things.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
So she's back on her Harley.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
She goes to the gym.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Year old girl. She's not being waidn by year old
twenty six, I know ten years younger. Okay, now this
is interesting. The first thing we see in this dude,
there's one minute left in the episode. What you just
saw at that club was Rebecca watching this and saying, wow,
watching their toxic relationship is so busted if and we
know that she later falls in love with Rebecca in
(06:20):
the next season, and the first thing we see is
Rebecca walking.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
In with hugging her. Oh, you guys broke up.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
That's sad and like if I if I saw someone
behaving like that, I wouldn't think, Oh, I'd like to be.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
In with that.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
If I see someone acting bad in it relationship, oh,
I'd be like, I have to be a part of it.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
No, I put me in coach.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Now I can really take the energy that was being
drained from the relationship.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Drained and expand, expand.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
It's an amazing experience and success. Now Sky's the.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Limit for me, Sky's the limit. It's a pun of
sky Sport that could have been the title of the show,
but philosophically it should be Sky's not the limit. There's
no limit to sky Sport and SPA. So I think maybe,
I mean, I know, no, I like my idea. Yeah,
well they obviously did to Sky's the limit is the
(07:16):
name of the club work out.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Well, I guess workout is also a pun of like.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I wonder what the tagline work out? Did they have
a tagline workout? Meo pocket? Yeah, pocket, let's just tell
everyone the mew pocket the.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Hard pivot to spon con.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Okay, we already mentioned meo pocket is something different entirely,
but just as enchanting. Do you want to explain to
the people what the meal pocket is here?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I kind of had a feeling I was going to
have to so you're really good at it.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
So I was on TikTok and I read the directions.
I made a point recently to wait Macuremont.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
When you are traveling and you have a wig, and
you don't know where to put that wig, and you think,
oh my gosh, I wish I had a sham wow
the color of a basketball that I could put my
wig in so that I could safely travel it, travel
with it from place to place, and make an amorphous envelope.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
That survives a shake test the site. The cloth touches
itself and stays together. And it's originally supposed to be
for makeup.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
It can be funny. This is a towel. This is
a towel.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
This is how it was twelve dollars. I made a
point to not buy anything on TikTok shop. But this
little bitch dumped all her makeup into this towel and goes, well, not,
I want to be clear, it was not not you, No,
some other little bitch on TikTok, like some sixteen year
old girl, and she was like, this is so great
for people with add You like, dump everything on this
towel and then all of a sudden you fold.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
It into bags.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
You have to worry about a makeup bag and finding
this stuff. So it was supposed to work. I'm embarrassed, and.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Well, no, it does work when you do it right.
I think it's made out of fiberglass.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
I think it's yeah, a mistake. Okay, we'll listen. I'm
gonna take this to a landfill. How do you think
I'm gonna buy one?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
What'd you think of the finale?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
The last five minutes. The last five minutes.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Jackie getting punched and choked and slapped and bit and
I call that Tuesday lesbian chaos. Okay, well, wish me
luck when I finally do interview Jackie and I guess
hopefully when this parade passes by.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh after Natalie, the parade passes by, don't radeo by parade?
Well that's also a song. There's two yeah, you know
before the parade.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah. I was trying to think about what is that from?
It's from on a clear day you can see forever? Sure,
isn't no Sunning the Park with George No twenty seventeen
Broadway revival Broke Box Office records.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Little Women, Hello Dolly, Oh, Hello Dolly. I've never seen hell.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I saw Hellodalli one time and it was at the
Aminsen in La or the Pantages in LA, and it
was to see Betty Buckley, and I was like, fine,
I'll go see Hello Dolly.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I wouldn't see her in it. She called out, oh no, and.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Her understudy was amazing. But from what everyone says, it's
like it is a star vehicle and it's for that
person to like ham out. I like, you just said vehicle, vehicle, vehicle?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Is that wrong? I'm Texan.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
You say vehicle, don't I say, I guess I say vehicle,
we say vehicle, hicle, vehicle. I saw every Dolly vehicle
is a good drag name Vehickele Okay, we gotta go.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I have to go boof this recess.
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