May 11, 2025 • 42 mins
John Arthur Hill takes his obsession with Bravo's Workout to a new level — by inviting a blind date to cohost this week’s Show Pony. Yes, this is their actual first date. On mic. No script. No safety net. Together they unpack Jackie Warner’s romantic storyline in Episode 5 of Workout, while navigating their own on-air chemistry. What starts as a recap turns into a meta reality show moment — equal parts awkward, hilarious, and unexpectedly tender. It’s Show Pony meets The Rehearsal meets Grindr roulette.
Tune in for one of the boldest podcast stunts yet.
Tune in for one of the boldest podcast stunts yet.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
I need a break from my toxic lesbian relationship. I
need to experiment. I need to go on a date.
Jesse is forgiven because he's good at boot camp, and
Zen's a little depressed because she feels a little fat.
And the shocking discovery that Jody Wattley not only wears
her own merch, she wears her own merch twice in
(00:30):
one episode. Well show ponies or should I say Little Johnsts.
We've reached the penultimate episode of Workout Season one that's
lesbian for second to last episode. Next week is the finale,
and I'm already dreading the show being over. This episode
is all about Jackie dating. So, because I'm a method podcaster,
my guest co host for this episode is going to
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be a date someone I don't know. My friend Mark
set us up and I said, for our first date,
why don't you come on my podcast. I've never seen
him on Instagram. I know nothing. He's gonna walk through
that door. I'm gonna hand him a microphone, and then
we are going to go on our first date right
here in front of all of you. I am very nervous,
just to be honest, but I know what Jackie would
(01:14):
say she would say, what you can't handle it. You
can't handle it, get out of here, and I can
handle it. Welcome to show Pony, a relentless look at
the shows that shape us. I'm John Hill. It's time
for me to go on a blind date, purely for
your entertainment. Let's recap workout Season one, episode five right now,
(01:36):
tell me hold on.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Hello, Hi, nice to reach your me too.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Thank you for doing this.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, absolutely, thanks for his microphone. That's getting awesome. Perfect.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
To get you a drink?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Water would be.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Great, sparkling or regular? Oh, surprise me. Okay, do you
want a glass? If that works?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, that's fine, sure, yeah, totally. I took an edible,
so I'm good an edible. I took like a micro
two hours ago. Do you like shoes off on?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay, whatever you want, don't forget.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Your mic Oh this is on this his life.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, I think, I mean, I think it's all recording. Okay,
we'll see, we'll find Wow. Thank you for doing this.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, no, absolutely, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Did you watch the show I did?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I watched the episode. Yeah. I checked it out because
I was like, let me at least have an understanding. Yeah,
it was cute. It was interesting.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
How old are you?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Twenty eight?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Okay, so you were how old in twenty two thousand
and six?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh god, that's a math right there are three six?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
It was like nine. Okay, so you obviously didn't watch baby.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah. No, I was not in on Bravo yet.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh you're twenty eight? That's crazy? Am I the oldest
person you ever got a date with?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I don't know if we want to ask about how
old you are?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Forty seven?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Really, what's the oldest?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Maybe forty eight? So like you're right in the same realm.
So okay, so you don't take like you're not like
the oldest.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
But maybe the second oldest. Okay, okay, well what did
you think? I made some notes? Should we talk about
the episode first? Or I should I ask you some
like icebreak or date questions?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
First?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
What do you feel you took an edible? You just
told me I did no, Oh my gosh. What kind
of edible did you just take? I don't know, just
like a little like like shrooms or no ahd So
it's like like a gummy.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
It's like a gummy, like it comes like ten milligrams
Brady like half because I'm a little baby and that's enough.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
So are you like, yeah, ripped right now?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
No? My god, no, No, I'm just more just like,
you know, having fun.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, you know nothing crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Well, welcome to my home. You thank youlcome on the show.
So what do you feel? Do you want to talk
about the episode? Do you want to talk about personal questions?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
It's like about the episode?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Okay, you don't want to know anything about me.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I want to save that for got it?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Okay, Well, so I guess like if you break down
the storylines of this episode, the a story to me
is Jackie goes on dates. So did you watch the
any of the other episodes?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
That's okay, okay, totally appreciate you being here. So Jackie
goes on three lesbian dates. She already has a girlfriend,
but she goes on three dates. Messy messye?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Right?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Are you friends with lesbians.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
At one point?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
But let circles got small?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
One, let's be in front. Hi, love you honey.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Okay, So there's one left, Yeah, there's one. Do you
know do you feel like lesbians are more dramatic than gays?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
They're dramatic in a different way in my view, Like
I think that like lesbians, at least from like workout,
that was a special kind of like emotional like ripping. Yeah,
but I feel like gays are gonna be a little
more secretive or just they to go about it the.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Same say yeah, are you dramatic? I don't think so. Okay,
what's your signs? Oh really, I'm a Pisce's moon, Are
you really? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Okay, I don't know what the rest are. So, like
what you like solar eclipse?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
What about the eclipse?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
It's like solar eclips it's like solar something else. And
then like the moon sign? Is that how it is?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Well, there's like a sun sign.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
You can call it solar eclipse though here it's like
a chic name. Okay, my solar eclipse is scorpio. Okay, okay,
I'll just go through like the story points. Do you
listen to podcast where they recap TV shows?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
You do?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Like what on occasion? I mean, I don't do it
like regularly cares.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, So this is the first time I actually think
Jesse is kind of hot. Everyone's always like, oh, Jesse's
so hot. I haven't really found him hot. Until this episode,
I thought it was interesting that Erica was she's training
the woman who's trying to she's she's going to get
a breast reduction, And I didn't realize that if you
work your rhomboids out, you strengthen your back so much
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you maybe don't have to have you can carry the
weight of your tits.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Do you work out a lot?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
You do? Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, you're Jack.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I don't think im thinking about my tits though in the.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Same way you're not.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Okay, I'm out like Mommy milkers more just.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Like I'm trying to grow mommy milkers.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I mean they're pretty like decent.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Thank you. It took me a really long time to
really grow them. But I also have a spray tand
so it makes some pop out period. Doug is training
Jody Wattley again. Jody Wattley. If you don't know, I'm
sure you don't know. She is a pop star from
the eighties. Oh my god, I love her, No you don't.
In the first episode, she gets shown a dick pic
without consent, and it's like a moment, Yeah, do you
(06:32):
send dick pics? We've never like, this is a blind day.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
No, this really is like a fully yeah, so no
real prior conversation.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
You can you can send me a dick pick after
because normally you meet someone and you've probably gotten a
dick pic.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I mean I might have sent her ride as I
walked up, but I feel like you would have a
bigger surprise.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
My phone is in use.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Well, anyway, you watch a lot of television.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, I think that reality television is something I'm trying
to like get more into. Like Traders, that's reality. That's
a common Tisian I feel. Yeah, but I love just
sort of like they have the Housewives on like the
past like three seasons.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
You know. I love Traders.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I think it's cute. Yeah. I like the fact watching
people have to like adapt to people.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
That are like on and like lie yeah fully Yeah,
it's like to their face, are you a good liar?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
No? I mean I feel like that's like the right answer.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
That's the right answer. Yeah, it is, okay, let's see. Uh,
Memi and Jackie like they do not like each other.
That's my takeaway from them. It's like they keep trying
to keep having this drama, but like they hate each other.
They don't like each other as people, yeah, which I
don't like being around relationships like that when you can
tell that like, oh, it's so awkward, just like being
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around each other.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, And it's just sort of like draining, I think,
I mean just for yourself too, like why am I here?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Lesbian sexuality kind of revolves around the push and pull
of totally are we mad or are we not? But
like for the people on the outside, it is exhausting,
oh fully.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I mean I even have like a friends here to
sort of like in the same the drama like kind
just talk or maybe like talk that it's not working, right,
like why are you dragging yourself with the mud over this?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Right? Be with someone you like, Yeah, do you like me?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I do?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Do you like me?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah? Let's see, uh okay. Jackie. This whole it's like
really tense because she's over there and she's like Mimi
comes in. She's a very gaest lady, no offense, Jackie.
Jackie's watching and listening.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It was very like like oof like hearing just like
seeing the other partner like not want to just reciprocate
whatever the energy for the other person was. So it's
just sort of like, oh, y'all just can't pretend.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Mimi also wants to change her name from Mimi to Melena,
mem to Molena.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
That's quite a jump.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
What's your middle name?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
James?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Nice? So it's like JJ cute. Yeah, wait, but yours Arthur? Arthur?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Okay, how official?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
What's your last name? You can whisper it Mirfield? Okay,
so jjm Yeah that's cute. Yeah, she wants to be Melina.
She's like, if I find out you're cheating with people,
I'll pinch them. So she's a bier and a pincher.
She bites her lader in the supisode.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah, it's like you're not eight or even five old.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I think it says something about a person if they
want to act like I I would kill someone if
they There's like if I don't like being pinched, no,
i'other to be punched in the face than pinched.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I weirdly get it. I don't want either, but like
the pinching of the biting is very oh, you're like
really no offense emotionally immature, Like it's okay.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I don't think I think Jackie's watching, but I don't
think Mimi is okay, good Jackie decides to take a
mini break for MEMI, a little breakup. They should just
break up. I was so happy when she said that.
She says she's going to experiment with other people. I
hate when people say experiment because I remember when I
was in high school a long time ago. I'm a
lot older as you know, it was like the way
conservative people talked about gay people was like experimenting, and
(10:00):
it just sounded so sterile and gross.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, it's just I think the mindset of it too,
just like experimenting, Like what what do you act? You're
not a Yeah, just just.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Say that, when's the last time you experimented?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Oh god, three weeks ago? Really, I'm not like, I'm
not active until I am, and then I get really
active active what like just like like experimenting.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I guess I'm kind of the same way. I've been
here a whole month and I've only hooked up one time.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I mean, there you go.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I feel like a long periods of time.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, I'm like, that's my one and thirty. I'm perfect.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Uh Okay, So Jackie going on dates
is like the primary story, and the bet story I
would say is Zen's depressed, so Zen is a trainer
who has been in the background the whole time, and
she never says what the problem is. But all of
a sudden, there's this storyline that like Zen's going through
(10:57):
a rough time. Yeah, and all she says is like
she felt fat, she feels kind of fat. Yeah, she
feels depressed. And Jackie's like, my trainers cannot be like that.
They have to be top of their game.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah. I mean I think that it's very on brand
for like two thousand and six. I think it's one
of the shows. Yeah, like even in that whole like
early two thousands era, I don't know that the level
of like mental health and body positivity had the same
like focus.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Points as they do now totally.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
But yeah, I was like, well, oh, you can't even
like see the human emotion going on right now. It's like, oh,
let's get back on our game.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
You're doing such a great job, by the way, am
I Yeah, Oh my god, absolutely killing it. Okay, CEO,
and thank you for watching the episode. That's so sweet.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah, I'm I like to do at least some research.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Okay. Jackie says then has a bad vibe, which we
could kind of you know, it's not the nicest. She
wants to help her. She's going she wants to get
her chemically back on tracks, so she's gonna make her
lift weights more.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Loved that whole bit, just you know, go heavier, girl,
and then that sadness You've chosen to be not sad
anymore period.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, I love it. Jackie starts this episode being mad
at Jesse because he trashed her house. I would be too, Yeah,
I'd be more mad. I'd fire him.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah, And actually I'm pretty petty in that sense.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I'm like fire he broke of oz.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah, just now.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Don't break glass around my dogs. Do you have a dog?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I don't room.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Does you should get one? You have a roommate? I
do your roommate.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Michael, he's like a little Berries and Trainers trainer. I'm
sure actually the New York Garleys you probably know him.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
He's a Berry's trainer.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
He is, is it?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Michael p It sure is? Oh my god, I know him,
Oh my god, I love it. Wow. He he does
have the world's best ass.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
It is very round. It's just very big. Yeah, and
he loves.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
To spread it open in the middle of class, and
he lifts his head leg above his head like all
of a sudden, like no one. Everyone will just be
huffing and puffing and doing their own thing. And he's like, hey, well,
I mean I think the way I haven't complaining.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Oh no, no complaints ever there. Yeah, but he has
a boyfriend to hear he does. I hate that when
someone is cute and they have a boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I just love love. Okay, that's a better way to
think about it. It's my roommate energy. If I think
a guy is cute on Instagram and I like start
double tapping and just kind of like being generally supportive
and then yeah, and then if they have a boyfriend,
all of a sudden, they're like, I think every day
is like waking up with my best friend. I'm away
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like block.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I you know, I'm of two minds on that, because
it's like, on one side, I do agree that, like
I love like legit, like, oh I love that these
people are genuinely happy with each other. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
But on the other side, some of it reads so
hope performative and I'm not Michael.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
But not Michael I actually yeah, no, not him. They're
actually very cute together.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I mean, it must be hard to live with that ass.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
It reminds me to get my ass up in the morning.
I'll say that.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
There you go. You're looking at it as a motivator.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Oh fully, Yeah, it's just like, you know what, one day,
one day.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
That's an ass you're either born with or you can't.
You can't really get that.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I mean, I'm not above a BBL.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I'm not either.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, you know I might sometimes choices need to be made.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I feel like we are similar in like stature and
build because we're both like, well, for me, I'll speak
for myself, I won't speak for you, but like I
feel like I sometimes have like white guy pancake but
mmm yeah, Flapjack, but.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Cheeks them not yours, but in general.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Okay, back to the episode. But so she's been mad
at Jesse. Isn't that good?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
It is so good? Okay, well, what's it again?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
It was I have a discount code. It's John Hill Recess.
Isn't it good?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
It is really good? Actually, I was like the adapt.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Adapted, you're high adaptation and it's good to go.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
But now very calm, cool and collected.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
That was really great. Thank you. I'm trying to get
more ad money from them.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I'm happy to support you for that.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Glad you're participating. I'll give you. I'll give you some money.
I owe you a dollar fifty for buying this up
dollar ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I know these prices.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah, I owe you. Uh so. Yes. Jackie's like Jesse
has the most boot camp knowledge and boot camp is
the way of the future, and she was right because guy, yeah,
Berry's popped off. Michael, your roommate wouldn't have a job
if Barry's hadn't popped off.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
True. Also, Equinox like those group pet iness classes. Yeah,
super cute, that's like their whole thing.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Do you do group fitness? No? I hate it, you do.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I can't do it. I mean I can do it
like physically sort of, but I like to go at
my own pace.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I don't like to go at my own pace because
my own pace is laying down horizontal.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, I need to be able to zone out to
my music, even though, like I mean, Michael Plays's playlist
for me in advance sometimes, so it's like.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
They're always only cute and fun.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
But I'm just like I need to be able to
go from like height House beats to like Adele And
this is all in the same set by the way,
so okay, just like ups and downs, you know, I
like rivers and valleys.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
There was a there was a period there when I
was listening to the barberstres and autobiography at the gym.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Love that I went to watch a Family Guy episode.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
It's like it really got me.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
No, sometimes you don't need like yeah to get that.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
There's so much Propel and I was wondering, just like
Recess is supporting this show if Propel was a sponsor,
did you notice all the Propel?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
My got this suck? And I saw that first Propel
bottle with like the light twisty sippy lid throw back,
I was like, where's my strawberry? Can we I need one?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Yell? And you were thinking about when you were nine?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
No, fully like actually though, I was like, where's my
summer propell?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I mean propell is still around?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I think?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
But it was really happening, and two doesn't They were
really trying to make it happen, and.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
They were for a while. Yeah, they held it, but
then they died.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
She says they look miserable, which means he's doing a
good job. She trusts Jesse again because he's so good
at boot camp. So that all gets tied up nicely
in the bow. Jody. Two things about Jody Watley Jody
wat Lee. God, I wish I could remember the song.
I would sing it for you. What do you do?
By the way, I'm in like training. I'm like a
corporated girl training.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
What learning? Fully? I mean, I just start with the
pinky finger one stuff at the time, but I basically
teach other people how to do that. Start with the
pinky finger.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Okay, work your way up. What kind of like general
business are we talking?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Oh my god, I'm saving the planet. I'm a nonprofit.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Oh nice.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I know, I know, I can't say anymore, but okay,
don't say anymore. No, but I'm just like really a
very great person.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
It's obvious that you are. You're sweet. Do you have
brothers and sisters?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I have a lot. Yeah, I've got.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Are you Mormon? No? Okay? Work? Okay? Sorry? Jackie thinks
then has a bad vibe. We already talked about that. Well, propel,
so Jody Watley has. She wears her own merch to
work out, which I find respect that.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Yeah good, it's hard, but like, go for it.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Well. She is a multiple infractioner on this topic. She
wears it. She wears it twice in this episode. Her
own merch interesting I heart j W and then just
a Jody Watley shirt. Just think it's interesting. Why wearing
your own merch? I don't know. I just think it's
one time if you go to the gym and you
(18:07):
have your merch and you're just like, oh, I need
a T shirt, and it's like, who gives a shit?
This is just like some dumb ass free merch.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
But you're like a walking billboard otherwise, got it. Might
see that.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I think twice is just maybe a little a lot
that's excessive.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yeah, we can dial it back and still like, sell
your stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Do you have merch?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I don't do not. Black tank off Is that count
as merched?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I almost wore a black tank top?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I yeah, I'm being unique and original right now with
the outfit.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
This is gorgeous for the weather. You look yeah, I
know it's perfect for a daytime date.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Thank you, Thank you for anology. So let's talk about
the first date she goes on. Jackie goes on a
date with Michelle, and what I wrote about her was
she looks like aliens cloned Jackie but messed up the recipe,
she's her bizarro. No, that was stand in double wild,
that was a body double situation. Awkward. I just girlfriend
(18:59):
twins fully No, But like I don't feel I haven't
seen I haven't like had lesbian friends or seeing like
lesbian couples where they look. Do you hear this similar?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I can.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
It's it's a lot just f yi, there's a siren
okay lesbian?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Okay, Yeah, no, I think that, Like, I feel like
I don't seen lesbians that are like twins usually, right.
I feel like you'll see a lot more like gay
men that are twinging, right, But I don't know, I.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Just literally see like the butcher one and like the
lipstick one.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah, I feel like they're both like not butchery per se,
but like they're definitely more like masculine energy. And I
feel like that means they're both tops. I don't know,
maybe I'm projecting girls, you mean, yeah, those girls. I
feel like they're both like probably tops in the bed.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Are there tops in bottoms in lesbian's relationship?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
As a subject matter expert, yeah, I think really, I
feel like, so, well, can I ask you, like just
a simple question, sure, a top a woman?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Top would mean she likes to eat out, and then
the bottom would be the one who receives, but like
a top probably likes to get eaten out too.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I'll cut this.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Not usable.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I feel like you're involved, right right, so responds all that,
but like, oh, listen, you know what I'm Yeah, I
think that I could probably do some research. Actually, okay,
I'm going to go to like one of three lesbian
bars in the country and like ask around they really
she like launches in with these girls, Like what kind
of girls do you like you're dating? Anybody?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Like?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
She's really forward, she was. I just went forward than this.
I agree, she was, Yeah, and this is pretty forward,
is it?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Not really? Okay, I haven't asked you anything personal really
except you'll go for it. Except many I'll save them.
You were right. I also said she looks like a
mix between mcaulay culkin and Susan Boyle. Do you know
who those people are?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
I do? Wait the first one still or the second?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Check the first one. If you take the McCauley and
who Susan Boyle? Do you know Susan Boyle?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
She was the him to drink girl, right? Yes, Okay,
see I know some things. Yeah, wow, now that you
say that, her face was.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Very Susan Boyle was like Acaulay Culkin haircut spot on.
They say it's purely platonic, not a love connection, just friends.
Then they go and cruise girls together, like well shit,
if we're not going to hook up, let's go like,
oh fine, pussy.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I was absolutely it was upsets with that. I love
how direct she was at the end of each of
the dates regardless, like I'm not feeling it, like hey,
I love you as a friend. Gay men could never.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Write to her face like just like to see you again.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
And it was so casual too.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
It wasn't like right, you're ugly. No, she's very It's
what I like about Jackie. She's very direct and like her.
You think it's kind of put on for her. I'm
a business woman and I'm trying to run a business.
I've gotta be direct. But she she is a good communicator.
Oh absolutely, do you want to waste time either?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
True, She's authentic about it in a way that's not rude.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Boom. Yeah, where'd you go to college?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Arizona State? Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
No way, Yeah, I didn't go there.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Where'd you go?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I went to Pepperdine Que, which is in the same
general vicinity of the country. Absolutely, Arizona's a party school, right,
Were you a big partier? No?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
I was pretty quiet, to be honest. Yeah. I think
I've like learned to change that though.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Are you a party or now? Well you just you're
on drugs now.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I am actively on drugs now. That feels a bit.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
We don't know why Zenn is depressed. She's just unstable.
According to Doug. He says she's unstable. He takes her
hiking to Runyan Canyon. Have you I live in LA.
Have you been to Running Canyon? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Several times, so I'm from La originally you are more specifically,
Oh my god, yeah, so Running Kanyon intimately familiar. It's
a cute time.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
It is a cute time. I used to go every
single day. I go through phases, you know. But there's
so much dog poop there. I yeah, it's just like
when I think of Runny and I just think of
all the dog poops. So like, I don't know, bringing
an unstable emotional girl who thinks she's fat and can't
get over it emotionally like taking her a dog shit.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Also, she was wearing like a gain, you're not always
feeling like yourself. But she was wearing like a sweatsuit
and a half of like a hoodie.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I'm like, what are you doing? I know, by the way,
she's also very thin. Yeah no, I yeah, zen oh
and then randomly she asked Doug to fertilize her eggs.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah. That's actually when I realized, because this is the
one episode I DipEd into head first that he was gay.
I actually didn't pick up on.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
That before Doug. Yeah, do you know what? Doug is dead?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Is he really he died?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Oh my god? What happened?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Like, don't know yet, and I haven't I have This is.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Part of the investigative journey.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Yes, okay, I've been preparing myself for that news book
because it's sad. I love him goods. I thought he
was so handsome.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Oh fully, that's also.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Like a big beefy yeah, the big men. Yeah yeah,
only because I've never had it in a boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yeah. I got that.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Boys had like more, I don't know, shorter than me.
I don't know. I think for my next phase of
my life it will be like I'm gonna try to
get like a huge person.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Yeah, I mean I think that's definitely more like long term, Like,
that's definitely a vibe for sure.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Okay, yeah, do you have Have you had a boyfriend
before long term?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Longish?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
How long? Like less than a year? Was he huge?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
No? No, no, I actually had that in a boyfriend capacity.
But I've had like the big boys.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
It's weird. It's like you're laying on a rock. I
know which is good? Love it? Keep going?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Are you a twink? I would say you're a twink?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Former twink?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Former?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Okay, all right, perfect hunky former twink. Yeah. What if
if a woman asked you to fertilize her eggs? What
would you say?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I'm going to pretend that would ever happen, so I
would be.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Like, you don't think anyone would want your seed? Not
like that.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I don't think that a girl is gonna like think
I want to get pregnant and I just need like
sperm at this point, and that my face is the
face of pops up. Why not just like my person?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I should say, you would be surprised. I think that
lesbian's especially look at you and they go, I want
that DNA. You're tall, you're handsome, and you're smart. Well,
then I'm opening conversations. Yeah, lesbian's hit up Josh. Tests
is still their tests is She's always at the gym,
and I just keep thinking working out. You can ask
(25:23):
your roommate Michael Pooglian what was his name, Michael P.
You can ask Michael P. Working working out the more
you doesn't mean you're gonna lose weight faster. It just
means you're going to stress your body out fully. Yeah,
she needs to be sleeping and eating, eating like well
well and then working out a little bit, but not
like ten hours a day.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah. No, I mean I think that's just like all
so very that was the energy for sure.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
I think Jackie's like you especially. Yeah, seems like they
needed Jackie to be the mentor, Like we need an
episode where really see her being the mentor. So out
of in the middle of all this stuff, she's like
zen zuppressed. So I'm going to help you work your triseeps.
Then okay, So Jackie goes on another date with Amanda.
(26:09):
Amanda has a hat on, like an engineer kind of
eponine from Lima's kind of hat. Okay, Yeah, she's the yeah, yeah,
and she says, I like girly girls. So right off
the bat, you're like, ef, probably not gonna happen. I
mean Jackie.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Honestly, even when she walked into that room initially to
be like hi, I could see like the immediate energy
of her sitting and her standing. It was like, I'm like,
oh this think I gon to go anywhere?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
No, that was kind of a throwaway. Amanda is a singer.
I kind of I love that she broke out into song.
Oh she says, I'm a slash between Adie Bricella and Pink,
and then she sings at the lesbian bar. She kind
of has a good voice, but it's like you're set
up to fail.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yeah, no, don't sing on the first date.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I just recently wrote to some beats or whatever lingoving
him matha Chusatuzawa. I don't know what came oh me
that name? Wow? No, no, like maybe not. Then Jackie
steps in to help with Jody Watley, who is wearing
more merch of her own. I wish I would have
(27:07):
brought my own. I should have brought some merch. I
would have given you some.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Oh my gosh, you've got merch.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Being a guest, I do have some merch wait, work,
I have I have some merch.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Okay, period, Wait, maybe I.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Know I didn't bring any No, nobody buys it. Nobody, nobody.
It's all just like for for me.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Well they get an original now like have it like
right now? Ready to go?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Correct. The one thing people bought my I made like
a jokey kind of calendar of like horrish pictures. People
bought those in terms of like T shirt merch. Yeah,
people aren't really snapping that up.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
I don't know. I'm also not like I don't have
to right angle for merch because I merch for me.
I'm just sort of I have to. It has to
be like quirky, cute, like a very unique situation like
a nail file. Yeah, exactly, and then you can put
on the drawer.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yeah, let's see. Okay, now this this is when episode
pops off. She goes on a date with Raquel. She
goes to El Coyote, which is right by my house.
I can walk to El Coyote if I so choose,
and I love El Coyote. It's not a place where
I would go if I was trying to hook up
with someone because it is like beans and rice.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yeah, no, I mean but I guess I'm not thinking
about the same thing.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Lesbians. Well, yeah, they're not like getting their holes blown out.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Well maybe they are, Maybe they are.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
But yeah, Mexican, that was a That's an interesting environment
for a pre date.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Right, El Coyote. I love it.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
You know.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
It's where Sharon Tate ate before she got killed. Fun fact,
sad fun fact, sad fact. This girl, Roquel has two tats,
one of an angel on her back sitting on a
noon and then she pulls her full ass out at
the table.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yeah, that was a choice. That was like, that's a
fun choice, but that was like a family restaurant.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Also, it's a restaurant like General too.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Actually, gonna get e Coli from showing your tattoo.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
I think it was like a transtamp, wasn't it. Yeah? Yeah,
I mean just an angel sitting on a moon is
such an interesting tap. Do you have any tats?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I don't, do you?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
I do? I have some unfortunate ones. Unfortunate Yeah, do
tell I have those? Oh no, you have to flex
to shell meter tattoos.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
That was sorry, hard time.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I have one of my thighs and I'm getting removed.
But it's saking forever.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Damn uh.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
One thing I noticed in this episode two times, both dates.
Two of the dates, they get approached with rosas you know, yeah,
and they buy them. I always I always like, no
get away from me. But yeah, that most nice. It
was super cute. I like love that. Sorry, I give
your recess instead.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
It's orange colored. It's it's floral.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah, lesbian heat chemistry. Uh. Then they feed each other
cherries and they're.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Like, I mean that yeah, I mean that was very forward.
I mean but I kind of like because they were
just matching each other's energy, I'm like, I respect that.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
I was into it.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, but also I agree that, like there's people that
are like liter like over your shoulder watching you do this.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
It is a family restaurant.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
But and then they go spoiler, they go to the
bathroom and fuck loved it. They go to the bathroom
and El Coyote the bathrooms. I have been in there
several times. I mean, you could recreate it. Somebody's we
could recreate it.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I'm down.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Somebody could walk in at any moment, especially like if
you're like, yeah, a mom and you walk in and
you see Jackie Warner muff diving after I played a
sizzlin ass fajitas. Oh my god, you would call the cops.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yeah, I mean that was very bold because maybe you
join in. I mean that would be hot a lesbian.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I don't know. Just you never think of lesbians banging
in the bathroom of El Coyote. You think of eyes.
Oh fully, one time a guy asked me if I
would fuck him in the bathroom of Gingis Cohen. I
always I still to say, regret not doing it, but
I was so taken aback, like, I'm not gonna fuck
you in the bathroom ginghis Cohen.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Yeah, no, save it for Saxmith hafno, right right.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Some are a little bit more private, you know. Uh.
Then me, Memi's in a hostile mood because she's found
out that Jackie is dating other girls. Then maybe bites her,
and then Jackie says, there's no one but you for
there's no one for me but you, And that's a lie.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
That was a fat lie. Yeah. Also, you're a gun.
I'm gonna go back to it. You're a grown woman
biting another person.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
She's a as a frustration mechanism.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Like what angry Lesbian twenty eight, she's twenty eight, she's
your same age.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Oh my god, should I start biting people too?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah? You should.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
I'm not acting my age, damn.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Okay, how are you doing so good? Are you enjoying yourself?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
I am? Are you enjoying yourself?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Totally good? You're so good at this? Okay, I made
a little game. These are just don't you don't have
to explain yourself. You just have to pick one and
keep moving. Uh. The first two are kind of what's
your name, Josh? What's what's your first impression of me?
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Tall, handsome and knowledgeable?
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Okay, knowledgeable about workout? Okay? Now these are the past
ones top or bottom? Top?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Oh, always in the copper bottom. I want to say verse,
but you know, okay, answer the question.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Okay, I aspire to be verse?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Fame or fortune, fortune, love or lust? Love text or
voice memo.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Voice memo, me too, love a voice memo?
Speaker 1 (32:39):
I hate a phone call? Yeah, either FaceTime or voice agree,
phone call in the middle.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
At middle ground? No, Yeah, I need to either do
at my pace or I need to be actively engaged
looking at you.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah, because if you're calling me and I can't see you,
I'm not listening to you, I'm looking at other things.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
I'm actively scrolling, like instagrams or slap kiss, ghosts or
be ghosted ooh, ghost sex with an exerpt sex with
a stranger.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Stranger. Poppers are champagne, champagne. I hate poppers.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
I love poppers, but I'm just all champagne is really great.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yeah. Uh, nudes, sending your nudes or having your nudes leaked,
sending my nudes, sending be deeply in love or extremely hot?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Mm, deeply in love?
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Three minute orgasm or three hour cuddle?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Ooh cuddle?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Too much tongue or no tongue at all, No tongue
at all, no tongue at all.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Uh, let's see public sex or public crying.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Oh oh, public crying hmmm, only because I have allergies
and I'm already crying all the time. So just like
I'm already familiar with the feeling.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
And you're a Pisces and.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
I'm a Pisces, so just like water works apparently, Yeah, do.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
You cry a lot? I don't at all. Uh do
you want to be would you rather be known for
great sex or great taste?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Well, I'm already known for great sex, so.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Two always tired or always sweaty, always tired. No phone
or no friends? Oh, no phone, no phone. I don't
want a phone. Be bald or have one giant eyebrow bald?
You rather be love a hat. I had a hair transplant.
Really it hasn't grown in yet. Wait it hasn't. I
(34:24):
had it like a month and after.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Your head I'm assuming yeah, okay, then yeah, so I'm
just like, what do you mean it's not.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Going in like the bald spots on the side, like
they strengthened my hairline.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Got it? Okay, I already felt like it was strong,
so thank you.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yeah, it's about to be stronger in July bam, right
after breath. Everyone knows your search history, or everyone hears
your inner thoughts.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Thoughts.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
You'd rather everyone know your inner thoughts on your is
your search history? Nasty?
Speaker 2 (34:53):
I love some kinky things.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Do you? What's the kinkiest thing? You can just suggest?
Speaker 2 (35:01):
We love like we love a group thing?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Me too.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yeah, I never get invited to the group.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
I don't either.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Maybe I'm not saying our own group. I'm down.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Okay, I've got three people already.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Who's the other? Michael always cold or always itchy.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
That sucks itchy. No cold, I'm gonna say cold.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
I don't want to be itchy.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
I feel like itchy. I'm gonna look like a methodict.
Uh true, Sorry, someone struggling with an addiction.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Okay, so we're going to start our own group. That's
pretty much it. Any final thoughts about episode five of Workout.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
I was actually like by the end of thoroughly invested
and I'm like, oh, do I need to just like
go back to this because this is so one throwback
fully like childhood, early Bravo, that kind of stuff. But
then also, yeah, Jackie was actually really fun and cool
and interesting.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Yeah, she was a huge starback then when you were nine.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Yeah, so learning about her.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Now, do you go out on a lot of dates
here and there? Are you on Hinge?
Speaker 2 (36:03):
I am?
Speaker 1 (36:04):
You are? I am too.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I can't really make it happen.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
It's not very effective, but I feel like that's the
best option.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Yeah, are you on Grinder?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
I have it?
Speaker 1 (36:14):
It's okay. Yeah, I look a lot, but I don't
hook up a lot, That's what I mean. Yeah, do
you have a funny name or do you have a
like Studley name?
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Hmmm? I think I'm a headless, nameless torso nameless. Yeah,
no head or nothing. But in the bio it's like
a full like essay. Really, here's what I'm looking for, X,
Y and Z, Like these are my turn offs, Like,
don't come at me if you don't have a face pick.
I'm not going to have a Facebook. I don't have a Facebook,
but you need to come with me at a Facebook.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Well what if they just very just send you a
face pick and they don't have That's that's acceptable, right?
Speaker 2 (36:52):
I feel like I need to know who this person
is and I'm not gonna this person is if it's
like a perfectly constructed photograph.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Mmmm.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
I treat like the internet like what are you gonna
actually be in person? And I need to get that.
I can get a feeling of that now right right right?
How about you?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I am on it and I look a lot, but
I don't. Oh my name must see my name is
Guiley Minogue. It is like a silly name love because
I just put that on there and that's still it.
Sometimes I think it's cheesy. I changed recently to having
my face on there because I wasn't getting enough attention.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
How is that possible? What did you have like your knee?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
I think it's that I'm old. I think it's that
I'm forty seven. I think like maybe I'm not showing
up on a lot of people's grid or something.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
I don't know. I mean, but like the filters like Popular,
because I don't feel like I use a lot of
like filters like Beyond, like Distance.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
I don't think I do either. But you're a normal person.
I think these people, these queens out in these streets
are messy.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
I mean some of the messages that I get and
I'm sure you get as well, or just sort of
it's like it's clear you need to put down the
app for a little bit. Yeah, yeah, it's like it's
like getting to you at this point.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
I'm just have you ventured into Sniffy's Yeah, it's fun.
It's fun. Okay, So I feel like younger guys are
more into.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
That it's fun. I mean, I don't like, I think
I use it probably for just like when I'm really, oh,
what was it adventuring, no, exploring, experimenting, experimenting, there we go,
that's what I'm really experimentings opened up.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Well, that's also where you can find a.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Group that's true, that's true, but I don't know, I'm
very selective.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Maybe we should do our own group because I asked
one of the horrors that came on my other podcast. Uh,
I was like, well, because like I would like I like,
I'm into that too. I just never get to go
no one's I don't know where that invite comes from.
I think you have to kind of start and he
said start your own group.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Yeah, I think that if you start your because I
feel and this is everybody's beautiful, Like I just feel
like my types are very specific, right, and it's just
sort of like I also don't like it's open. But
like athletic, okay, if you're going to be tall and big,
like love it. Okay, if you're going to be short,
muscle looking great, love it.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
You can also just like be like active. It doesn't
need to be like shredded.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
But you have to be like underwear model.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
But right, exactly, like if everybody's an underwear model, then
nobody is and we need to have the underwear models.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
I feel like you know what you want and you
know what you like. It's good.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Yeah. How about you? What's your type?
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Same? Same usually yeah, usually like for dating, Like I
usually kind of when I date someone, they're usually like
dark hair, shorter than me, dark eyes. I don't like
a blonde. I don't like a blue eyed person. I
don't trust blue eyed people.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Rightfully, So I think my sister's looking like a blonde
blue and I get it.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
I mean I have blue eyes. I just like I don't.
I don't like it, like just not the thing. Yeah,
I get that. I'm not like a blonde, blue hair
type of person. I like a dark moment, and I
think I'm just like a cool person. Yeah, a chill,
fun person who can kind of like be on a podcast. Yeah,
without knowing anybody. No, you did so good.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Thank you, Yeah, thank you again so much for having me.
This has been super cute.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah. Well, let's start a group. I'm ready, let's do
a gang bang.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Who's on top?
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Well, I guess we could dpe down. Yeah, I've ever
dpeed I have been either. Okay, try something now, maybe
we'll DP someone.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Okay, what are you doing the rest of the day.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
God, it's gonna get outside, probably meet some friends. How
about you.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
I'm gonna go see a play fun.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
What are you gonna say purpose. Okay, wait, I feel
so familiar. What's it about.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
I don't even know. I love a good play people
are seeing all right?
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Period? Yeah, and you'll need to tell me about it.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
I will. I'm here for another month, so maybe we
can hang out again. Down absolutely, Wow, thanks, well, thank
you I forgot to see there we go? Thank you? Yeah,
thanks so much. It wasn't too bad, right, No, not
at all?
Speaker 2 (41:24):
So good.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
I want to thank my guest, Josh. What a good sport.
After the interview, we went into my bedroom and made
mad passionate sexuals to each other for about forty eight
hours straight. And I'm just kidding. It was about thirty minutes. No,
but really though, I do feel a little bit closer
to Jackie now that I too just went on a date.
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you're watching, keep your head up girl, See you next week.
I need a break from my toxic lesbian relationship. I
need to experiment. I need to go on a date.
Jesse is forgiven because he's good at boot camp, and
Zen's a little depressed because she feels a little fat.
And the shocking discovery that Jody Wattley not only wears
her own merch, she wears her own merch twice in
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one episode. Well show ponies or should I say Little Johnsts.
We've reached the penultimate episode of Workout Season one that's
lesbian for second to last episode. Next week is the finale,
and I'm already dreading the show being over. This episode
is all about Jackie dating. So, because I'm a method podcaster,
my guest co host for this episode is going to
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be a date someone I don't know. My friend Mark
set us up and I said, for our first date,
why don't you come on my podcast. I've never seen
him on Instagram. I know nothing. He's gonna walk through
that door. I'm gonna hand him a microphone, and then
we are going to go on our first date right
here in front of all of you. I am very nervous,
just to be honest, but I know what Jackie would
(01:14):
say she would say, what you can't handle it. You
can't handle it, get out of here, and I can
handle it. Welcome to show Pony, a relentless look at
the shows that shape us. I'm John Hill. It's time
for me to go on a blind date, purely for
your entertainment. Let's recap workout Season one, episode five right now,
(01:36):
tell me hold on.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Hello, Hi, nice to reach your me too.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Thank you for doing this.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, absolutely, thanks for his microphone. That's getting awesome. Perfect.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
To get you a drink?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Water would be.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Great, sparkling or regular? Oh, surprise me. Okay, do you
want a glass? If that works?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, that's fine, sure, yeah, totally. I took an edible,
so I'm good an edible. I took like a micro
two hours ago. Do you like shoes off on?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay, whatever you want, don't forget.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Your mic Oh this is on this his life.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, I think, I mean, I think it's all recording. Okay,
we'll see, we'll find Wow. Thank you for doing this.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, no, absolutely, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Did you watch the show I did?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I watched the episode. Yeah. I checked it out because
I was like, let me at least have an understanding. Yeah,
it was cute. It was interesting.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
How old are you?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Twenty eight?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Okay, so you were how old in twenty two thousand
and six?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh god, that's a math right there are three six?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
It was like nine. Okay, so you obviously didn't watch baby.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah. No, I was not in on Bravo yet.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh you're twenty eight? That's crazy? Am I the oldest
person you ever got a date with?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I don't know if we want to ask about how
old you are?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Forty seven?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Really, what's the oldest?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Maybe forty eight? So like you're right in the same realm.
So okay, so you don't take like you're not like
the oldest.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
But maybe the second oldest. Okay, okay, well what did
you think? I made some notes? Should we talk about
the episode first? Or I should I ask you some
like icebreak or date questions?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
First?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
What do you feel you took an edible? You just
told me I did no, Oh my gosh. What kind
of edible did you just take? I don't know, just
like a little like like shrooms or no ahd So
it's like like a gummy.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
It's like a gummy, like it comes like ten milligrams
Brady like half because I'm a little baby and that's enough.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
So are you like, yeah, ripped right now?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
No? My god, no, No, I'm just more just like,
you know, having fun.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, you know nothing crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Well, welcome to my home. You thank youlcome on the show.
So what do you feel? Do you want to talk
about the episode? Do you want to talk about personal questions?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
It's like about the episode?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Okay, you don't want to know anything about me.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I want to save that for got it?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Okay, Well, so I guess like if you break down
the storylines of this episode, the a story to me
is Jackie goes on dates. So did you watch the
any of the other episodes?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
That's okay, okay, totally appreciate you being here. So Jackie
goes on three lesbian dates. She already has a girlfriend,
but she goes on three dates. Messy messye?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Right?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Are you friends with lesbians.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
At one point?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
But let circles got small?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
One, let's be in front. Hi, love you honey.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Okay, So there's one left, Yeah, there's one. Do you
know do you feel like lesbians are more dramatic than gays?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
They're dramatic in a different way in my view, Like
I think that like lesbians, at least from like workout,
that was a special kind of like emotional like ripping. Yeah,
but I feel like gays are gonna be a little
more secretive or just they to go about it the.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Same say yeah, are you dramatic? I don't think so. Okay,
what's your signs? Oh really, I'm a Pisce's moon, Are
you really? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Okay, I don't know what the rest are. So, like
what you like solar eclipse?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
What about the eclipse?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
It's like solar eclips it's like solar something else. And
then like the moon sign? Is that how it is?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Well, there's like a sun sign.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
You can call it solar eclipse though here it's like
a chic name. Okay, my solar eclipse is scorpio. Okay, okay,
I'll just go through like the story points. Do you
listen to podcast where they recap TV shows?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
You do?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Like what on occasion? I mean, I don't do it
like regularly cares.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, So this is the first time I actually think
Jesse is kind of hot. Everyone's always like, oh, Jesse's
so hot. I haven't really found him hot. Until this episode,
I thought it was interesting that Erica was she's training
the woman who's trying to she's she's going to get
a breast reduction, And I didn't realize that if you
work your rhomboids out, you strengthen your back so much
(05:54):
you maybe don't have to have you can carry the
weight of your tits.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Do you work out a lot?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
You do? Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, you're Jack.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I don't think im thinking about my tits though in the.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Same way you're not.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Okay, I'm out like Mommy milkers more just.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Like I'm trying to grow mommy milkers.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I mean they're pretty like decent.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Thank you. It took me a really long time to
really grow them. But I also have a spray tand
so it makes some pop out period. Doug is training
Jody Wattley again. Jody Wattley. If you don't know, I'm
sure you don't know. She is a pop star from
the eighties. Oh my god, I love her, No you don't.
In the first episode, she gets shown a dick pic
without consent, and it's like a moment, Yeah, do you
(06:32):
send dick pics? We've never like, this is a blind day.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
No, this really is like a fully yeah, so no
real prior conversation.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
You can you can send me a dick pick after
because normally you meet someone and you've probably gotten a
dick pic.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I mean I might have sent her ride as I
walked up, but I feel like you would have a
bigger surprise.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
My phone is in use.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Well, anyway, you watch a lot of television.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, I think that reality television is something I'm trying
to like get more into. Like Traders, that's reality. That's
a common Tisian I feel. Yeah, but I love just
sort of like they have the Housewives on like the
past like three seasons.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
You know. I love Traders.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I think it's cute. Yeah. I like the fact watching
people have to like adapt to people.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
That are like on and like lie yeah fully Yeah,
it's like to their face, are you a good liar?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
No? I mean I feel like that's like the right answer.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
That's the right answer. Yeah, it is, okay, let's see. Uh,
Memi and Jackie like they do not like each other.
That's my takeaway from them. It's like they keep trying
to keep having this drama, but like they hate each other.
They don't like each other as people, yeah, which I
don't like being around relationships like that when you can
tell that like, oh, it's so awkward, just like being
(07:42):
around each other.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, And it's just sort of like draining, I think,
I mean just for yourself too, like why am I here?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Lesbian sexuality kind of revolves around the push and pull
of totally are we mad or are we not? But
like for the people on the outside, it is exhausting,
oh fully.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I mean I even have like a friends here to
sort of like in the same the drama like kind
just talk or maybe like talk that it's not working, right,
like why are you dragging yourself with the mud over this?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Right? Be with someone you like, Yeah, do you like me?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I do?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Do you like me?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah? Let's see, uh okay. Jackie. This whole it's like
really tense because she's over there and she's like Mimi
comes in. She's a very gaest lady, no offense, Jackie.
Jackie's watching and listening.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It was very like like oof like hearing just like
seeing the other partner like not want to just reciprocate
whatever the energy for the other person was. So it's
just sort of like, oh, y'all just can't pretend.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Mimi also wants to change her name from Mimi to Melena,
mem to Molena.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
That's quite a jump.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
What's your middle name?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
James?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Nice? So it's like JJ cute. Yeah, wait, but yours Arthur? Arthur?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Okay, how official?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
What's your last name? You can whisper it Mirfield? Okay,
so jjm Yeah that's cute. Yeah, she wants to be Melina.
She's like, if I find out you're cheating with people,
I'll pinch them. So she's a bier and a pincher.
She bites her lader in the supisode.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah, it's like you're not eight or even five old.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I think it says something about a person if they
want to act like I I would kill someone if
they There's like if I don't like being pinched, no,
i'other to be punched in the face than pinched.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I weirdly get it. I don't want either, but like
the pinching of the biting is very oh, you're like
really no offense emotionally immature, Like it's okay.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I don't think I think Jackie's watching, but I don't
think Mimi is okay, good Jackie decides to take a
mini break for MEMI, a little breakup. They should just
break up. I was so happy when she said that.
She says she's going to experiment with other people. I
hate when people say experiment because I remember when I
was in high school a long time ago. I'm a
lot older as you know, it was like the way
conservative people talked about gay people was like experimenting, and
(10:00):
it just sounded so sterile and gross.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, it's just I think the mindset of it too,
just like experimenting, Like what what do you act? You're
not a Yeah, just just.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Say that, when's the last time you experimented?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Oh god, three weeks ago? Really, I'm not like, I'm
not active until I am, and then I get really
active active what like just like like experimenting.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I guess I'm kind of the same way. I've been
here a whole month and I've only hooked up one time.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I mean, there you go.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I feel like a long periods of time.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, I'm like, that's my one and thirty. I'm perfect.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Uh Okay, So Jackie going on dates
is like the primary story, and the bet story I
would say is Zen's depressed, so Zen is a trainer
who has been in the background the whole time, and
she never says what the problem is. But all of
a sudden, there's this storyline that like Zen's going through
(10:57):
a rough time. Yeah, and all she says is like
she felt fat, she feels kind of fat. Yeah, she
feels depressed. And Jackie's like, my trainers cannot be like that.
They have to be top of their game.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah. I mean I think that it's very on brand
for like two thousand and six. I think it's one
of the shows. Yeah, like even in that whole like
early two thousands era, I don't know that the level
of like mental health and body positivity had the same
like focus.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Points as they do now totally.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
But yeah, I was like, well, oh, you can't even
like see the human emotion going on right now. It's like, oh,
let's get back on our game.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
You're doing such a great job, by the way, am
I Yeah, Oh my god, absolutely killing it. Okay, CEO,
and thank you for watching the episode. That's so sweet.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah, I'm I like to do at least some research.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Okay. Jackie says then has a bad vibe, which we
could kind of you know, it's not the nicest. She
wants to help her. She's going she wants to get
her chemically back on tracks, so she's gonna make her
lift weights more.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Loved that whole bit, just you know, go heavier, girl,
and then that sadness You've chosen to be not sad
anymore period.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, I love it. Jackie starts this episode being mad
at Jesse because he trashed her house. I would be too, Yeah,
I'd be more mad. I'd fire him.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah, And actually I'm pretty petty in that sense.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I'm like fire he broke of oz.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah, just now.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Don't break glass around my dogs. Do you have a dog?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I don't room.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Does you should get one? You have a roommate? I
do your roommate.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Michael, he's like a little Berries and Trainers trainer. I'm
sure actually the New York Garleys you probably know him.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
He's a Berry's trainer.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
He is, is it?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Michael p It sure is? Oh my god, I know him,
Oh my god, I love it. Wow. He he does
have the world's best ass.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
It is very round. It's just very big. Yeah, and
he loves.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
To spread it open in the middle of class, and
he lifts his head leg above his head like all
of a sudden, like no one. Everyone will just be
huffing and puffing and doing their own thing. And he's like, hey, well,
I mean I think the way I haven't complaining.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Oh no, no complaints ever there. Yeah, but he has
a boyfriend to hear he does. I hate that when
someone is cute and they have a boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I just love love. Okay, that's a better way to
think about it. It's my roommate energy. If I think
a guy is cute on Instagram and I like start
double tapping and just kind of like being generally supportive
and then yeah, and then if they have a boyfriend,
all of a sudden, they're like, I think every day
is like waking up with my best friend. I'm away
(13:21):
like block.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I you know, I'm of two minds on that, because
it's like, on one side, I do agree that, like
I love like legit, like, oh I love that these
people are genuinely happy with each other. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
But on the other side, some of it reads so
hope performative and I'm not Michael.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
But not Michael I actually yeah, no, not him. They're
actually very cute together.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I mean, it must be hard to live with that ass.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
It reminds me to get my ass up in the morning.
I'll say that.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
There you go. You're looking at it as a motivator.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Oh fully, Yeah, it's just like, you know what, one day,
one day.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
That's an ass you're either born with or you can't.
You can't really get that.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I mean, I'm not above a BBL.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I'm not either.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, you know I might sometimes choices need to be made.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I feel like we are similar in like stature and
build because we're both like, well, for me, I'll speak
for myself, I won't speak for you, but like I
feel like I sometimes have like white guy pancake but
mmm yeah, Flapjack, but.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Cheeks them not yours, but in general.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Okay, back to the episode. But so she's been mad
at Jesse. Isn't that good?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
It is so good? Okay, well, what's it again?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
It was I have a discount code. It's John Hill Recess.
Isn't it good?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
It is really good? Actually, I was like the adapt.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Adapted, you're high adaptation and it's good to go.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
But now very calm, cool and collected.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
That was really great. Thank you. I'm trying to get
more ad money from them.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I'm happy to support you for that.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Glad you're participating. I'll give you. I'll give you some money.
I owe you a dollar fifty for buying this up
dollar ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I know these prices.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah, I owe you. Uh so. Yes. Jackie's like Jesse
has the most boot camp knowledge and boot camp is
the way of the future, and she was right because guy, yeah,
Berry's popped off. Michael, your roommate wouldn't have a job
if Barry's hadn't popped off.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
True. Also, Equinox like those group pet iness classes. Yeah,
super cute, that's like their whole thing.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Do you do group fitness? No? I hate it, you do.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I can't do it. I mean I can do it
like physically sort of, but I like to go at
my own pace.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I don't like to go at my own pace because
my own pace is laying down horizontal.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, I need to be able to zone out to
my music, even though, like I mean, Michael Plays's playlist
for me in advance sometimes, so it's like.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
They're always only cute and fun.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
But I'm just like I need to be able to
go from like height House beats to like Adele And
this is all in the same set by the way,
so okay, just like ups and downs, you know, I
like rivers and valleys.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
There was a there was a period there when I
was listening to the barberstres and autobiography at the gym.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Love that I went to watch a Family Guy episode.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
It's like it really got me.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
No, sometimes you don't need like yeah to get that.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
There's so much Propel and I was wondering, just like
Recess is supporting this show if Propel was a sponsor,
did you notice all the Propel?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
My got this suck? And I saw that first Propel
bottle with like the light twisty sippy lid throw back,
I was like, where's my strawberry? Can we I need one?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Yell? And you were thinking about when you were nine?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
No, fully like actually though, I was like, where's my
summer propell?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I mean propell is still around?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I think?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
But it was really happening, and two doesn't They were
really trying to make it happen, and.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
They were for a while. Yeah, they held it, but
then they died.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
She says they look miserable, which means he's doing a
good job. She trusts Jesse again because he's so good
at boot camp. So that all gets tied up nicely
in the bow. Jody. Two things about Jody Watley Jody
wat Lee. God, I wish I could remember the song.
I would sing it for you. What do you do?
By the way, I'm in like training. I'm like a
corporated girl training.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
What learning? Fully? I mean, I just start with the
pinky finger one stuff at the time, but I basically
teach other people how to do that. Start with the
pinky finger.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Okay, work your way up. What kind of like general
business are we talking?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Oh my god, I'm saving the planet. I'm a nonprofit.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Oh nice.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I know, I know, I can't say anymore, but okay,
don't say anymore. No, but I'm just like really a
very great person.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
It's obvious that you are. You're sweet. Do you have
brothers and sisters?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I have a lot. Yeah, I've got.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Are you Mormon? No? Okay? Work? Okay? Sorry? Jackie thinks
then has a bad vibe. We already talked about that. Well, propel,
so Jody Watley has. She wears her own merch to
work out, which I find respect that.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Yeah good, it's hard, but like, go for it.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Well. She is a multiple infractioner on this topic. She
wears it. She wears it twice in this episode. Her
own merch interesting I heart j W and then just
a Jody Watley shirt. Just think it's interesting. Why wearing
your own merch? I don't know. I just think it's
one time if you go to the gym and you
(18:07):
have your merch and you're just like, oh, I need
a T shirt, and it's like, who gives a shit?
This is just like some dumb ass free merch.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
But you're like a walking billboard otherwise, got it. Might
see that.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I think twice is just maybe a little a lot
that's excessive.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yeah, we can dial it back and still like, sell
your stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Do you have merch?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I don't do not. Black tank off Is that count
as merched?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I almost wore a black tank top?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I yeah, I'm being unique and original right now with
the outfit.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
This is gorgeous for the weather. You look yeah, I
know it's perfect for a daytime date.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Thank you, Thank you for anology. So let's talk about
the first date she goes on. Jackie goes on a
date with Michelle, and what I wrote about her was
she looks like aliens cloned Jackie but messed up the recipe,
she's her bizarro. No, that was stand in double wild,
that was a body double situation. Awkward. I just girlfriend
(18:59):
twins fully No, But like I don't feel I haven't
seen I haven't like had lesbian friends or seeing like
lesbian couples where they look. Do you hear this similar?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I can.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
It's it's a lot just f yi, there's a siren
okay lesbian?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Okay, Yeah, no, I think that, Like, I feel like
I don't seen lesbians that are like twins usually, right.
I feel like you'll see a lot more like gay
men that are twinging, right, But I don't know, I.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Just literally see like the butcher one and like the
lipstick one.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah, I feel like they're both like not butchery per se,
but like they're definitely more like masculine energy. And I
feel like that means they're both tops. I don't know,
maybe I'm projecting girls, you mean, yeah, those girls. I
feel like they're both like probably tops in the bed.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Are there tops in bottoms in lesbian's relationship?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
As a subject matter expert, yeah, I think really, I
feel like, so, well, can I ask you, like just
a simple question, sure, a top a woman?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Top would mean she likes to eat out, and then
the bottom would be the one who receives, but like
a top probably likes to get eaten out too.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I'll cut this.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Not usable.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I feel like you're involved, right right, so responds all that,
but like, oh, listen, you know what I'm Yeah, I
think that I could probably do some research. Actually, okay,
I'm going to go to like one of three lesbian
bars in the country and like ask around they really
she like launches in with these girls, Like what kind
of girls do you like you're dating? Anybody?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Like?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
She's really forward, she was. I just went forward than this.
I agree, she was, Yeah, and this is pretty forward,
is it?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Not really? Okay, I haven't asked you anything personal really
except you'll go for it. Except many I'll save them.
You were right. I also said she looks like a
mix between mcaulay culkin and Susan Boyle. Do you know
who those people are?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
I do? Wait the first one still or the second?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Check the first one. If you take the McCauley and
who Susan Boyle? Do you know Susan Boyle?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
She was the him to drink girl, right? Yes, Okay,
see I know some things. Yeah, wow, now that you
say that, her face was.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Very Susan Boyle was like Acaulay Culkin haircut spot on.
They say it's purely platonic, not a love connection, just friends.
Then they go and cruise girls together, like well shit,
if we're not going to hook up, let's go like,
oh fine, pussy.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I was absolutely it was upsets with that. I love
how direct she was at the end of each of
the dates regardless, like I'm not feeling it, like hey,
I love you as a friend. Gay men could never.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Write to her face like just like to see you again.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
And it was so casual too.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
It wasn't like right, you're ugly. No, she's very It's
what I like about Jackie. She's very direct and like her.
You think it's kind of put on for her. I'm
a business woman and I'm trying to run a business.
I've gotta be direct. But she she is a good communicator.
Oh absolutely, do you want to waste time either?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
True, She's authentic about it in a way that's not rude.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Boom. Yeah, where'd you go to college?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Arizona State? Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
No way, Yeah, I didn't go there.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Where'd you go?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I went to Pepperdine Que, which is in the same
general vicinity of the country. Absolutely, Arizona's a party school, right,
Were you a big partier? No?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
I was pretty quiet, to be honest. Yeah. I think
I've like learned to change that though.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Are you a party or now? Well you just you're
on drugs now.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I am actively on drugs now. That feels a bit.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
We don't know why Zenn is depressed. She's just unstable.
According to Doug. He says she's unstable. He takes her
hiking to Runyan Canyon. Have you I live in LA.
Have you been to Running Canyon? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Several times, so I'm from La originally you are more specifically,
Oh my god, yeah, so Running Kanyon intimately familiar. It's
a cute time.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
It is a cute time. I used to go every
single day. I go through phases, you know. But there's
so much dog poop there. I yeah, it's just like
when I think of Runny and I just think of
all the dog poops. So like, I don't know, bringing
an unstable emotional girl who thinks she's fat and can't
get over it emotionally like taking her a dog shit.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Also, she was wearing like a gain, you're not always
feeling like yourself. But she was wearing like a sweatsuit
and a half of like a hoodie.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I'm like, what are you doing? I know, by the way,
she's also very thin. Yeah no, I yeah, zen oh
and then randomly she asked Doug to fertilize her eggs.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah. That's actually when I realized, because this is the
one episode I DipEd into head first that he was gay.
I actually didn't pick up on.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
That before Doug. Yeah, do you know what? Doug is dead?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Is he really he died?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Oh my god? What happened?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Like, don't know yet, and I haven't I have This is.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Part of the investigative journey.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Yes, okay, I've been preparing myself for that news book
because it's sad. I love him goods. I thought he
was so handsome.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Oh fully, that's also.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Like a big beefy yeah, the big men. Yeah yeah,
only because I've never had it in a boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yeah. I got that.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Boys had like more, I don't know, shorter than me.
I don't know. I think for my next phase of
my life it will be like I'm gonna try to
get like a huge person.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Yeah, I mean I think that's definitely more like long term, Like,
that's definitely a vibe for sure.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Okay, yeah, do you have Have you had a boyfriend
before long term?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Longish?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
How long? Like less than a year? Was he huge?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
No? No, no, I actually had that in a boyfriend capacity.
But I've had like the big boys.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
It's weird. It's like you're laying on a rock. I
know which is good? Love it? Keep going?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Are you a twink? I would say you're a twink?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Former twink?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Former?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Okay, all right, perfect hunky former twink. Yeah. What if
if a woman asked you to fertilize her eggs? What
would you say?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I'm going to pretend that would ever happen, so I
would be.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Like, you don't think anyone would want your seed? Not
like that.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I don't think that a girl is gonna like think
I want to get pregnant and I just need like
sperm at this point, and that my face is the
face of pops up. Why not just like my person?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I should say, you would be surprised. I think that
lesbian's especially look at you and they go, I want
that DNA. You're tall, you're handsome, and you're smart. Well,
then I'm opening conversations. Yeah, lesbian's hit up Josh. Tests
is still their tests is She's always at the gym,
and I just keep thinking working out. You can ask
(25:23):
your roommate Michael Pooglian what was his name, Michael P.
You can ask Michael P. Working working out the more
you doesn't mean you're gonna lose weight faster. It just
means you're going to stress your body out fully. Yeah,
she needs to be sleeping and eating, eating like well
well and then working out a little bit, but not
like ten hours a day.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah. No, I mean I think that's just like all
so very that was the energy for sure.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
I think Jackie's like you especially. Yeah, seems like they
needed Jackie to be the mentor, Like we need an
episode where really see her being the mentor. So out
of in the middle of all this stuff, she's like
zen zuppressed. So I'm going to help you work your triseeps.
Then okay, So Jackie goes on another date with Amanda.
(26:09):
Amanda has a hat on, like an engineer kind of
eponine from Lima's kind of hat. Okay, Yeah, she's the yeah, yeah,
and she says, I like girly girls. So right off
the bat, you're like, ef, probably not gonna happen. I
mean Jackie.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Honestly, even when she walked into that room initially to
be like hi, I could see like the immediate energy
of her sitting and her standing. It was like, I'm like,
oh this think I gon to go anywhere?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
No, that was kind of a throwaway. Amanda is a singer.
I kind of I love that she broke out into song.
Oh she says, I'm a slash between Adie Bricella and Pink,
and then she sings at the lesbian bar. She kind
of has a good voice, but it's like you're set
up to fail.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yeah, no, don't sing on the first date.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I just recently wrote to some beats or whatever lingoving
him matha Chusatuzawa. I don't know what came oh me
that name? Wow? No, no, like maybe not. Then Jackie
steps in to help with Jody Watley, who is wearing
more merch of her own. I wish I would have
(27:07):
brought my own. I should have brought some merch. I
would have given you some.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Oh my gosh, you've got merch.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Being a guest, I do have some merch wait, work,
I have I have some merch.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Okay, period, Wait, maybe I.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Know I didn't bring any No, nobody buys it. Nobody, nobody.
It's all just like for for me.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Well they get an original now like have it like
right now? Ready to go?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Correct. The one thing people bought my I made like
a jokey kind of calendar of like horrish pictures. People
bought those in terms of like T shirt merch. Yeah,
people aren't really snapping that up.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
I don't know. I'm also not like I don't have
to right angle for merch because I merch for me.
I'm just sort of I have to. It has to
be like quirky, cute, like a very unique situation like
a nail file. Yeah, exactly, and then you can put
on the drawer.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yeah, let's see. Okay, now this this is when episode
pops off. She goes on a date with Raquel. She
goes to El Coyote, which is right by my house.
I can walk to El Coyote if I so choose,
and I love El Coyote. It's not a place where
I would go if I was trying to hook up
with someone because it is like beans and rice.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yeah, no, I mean but I guess I'm not thinking
about the same thing.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Lesbians. Well, yeah, they're not like getting their holes blown out.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Well maybe they are, Maybe they are.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
But yeah, Mexican, that was a That's an interesting environment
for a pre date.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Right, El Coyote. I love it.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
You know.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
It's where Sharon Tate ate before she got killed. Fun fact,
sad fun fact, sad fact. This girl, Roquel has two tats,
one of an angel on her back sitting on a
noon and then she pulls her full ass out at
the table.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yeah, that was a choice. That was like, that's a
fun choice, but that was like a family restaurant.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Also, it's a restaurant like General too.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Actually, gonna get e Coli from showing your tattoo.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
I think it was like a transtamp, wasn't it. Yeah? Yeah,
I mean just an angel sitting on a moon is
such an interesting tap. Do you have any tats?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I don't, do you?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
I do? I have some unfortunate ones. Unfortunate Yeah, do
tell I have those? Oh no, you have to flex
to shell meter tattoos.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
That was sorry, hard time.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I have one of my thighs and I'm getting removed.
But it's saking forever.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Damn uh.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
One thing I noticed in this episode two times, both dates.
Two of the dates, they get approached with rosas you know, yeah,
and they buy them. I always I always like, no
get away from me. But yeah, that most nice. It
was super cute. I like love that. Sorry, I give
your recess instead.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
It's orange colored. It's it's floral.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah, lesbian heat chemistry. Uh. Then they feed each other
cherries and they're.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Like, I mean that yeah, I mean that was very forward.
I mean but I kind of like because they were
just matching each other's energy, I'm like, I respect that.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
I was into it.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, but also I agree that, like there's people that
are like liter like over your shoulder watching you do this.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
It is a family restaurant.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
But and then they go spoiler, they go to the
bathroom and fuck loved it. They go to the bathroom
and El Coyote the bathrooms. I have been in there
several times. I mean, you could recreate it. Somebody's we
could recreate it.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I'm down.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Somebody could walk in at any moment, especially like if
you're like, yeah, a mom and you walk in and
you see Jackie Warner muff diving after I played a
sizzlin ass fajitas. Oh my god, you would call the cops.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yeah, I mean that was very bold because maybe you
join in. I mean that would be hot a lesbian.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I don't know. Just you never think of lesbians banging
in the bathroom of El Coyote. You think of eyes.
Oh fully, one time a guy asked me if I
would fuck him in the bathroom of Gingis Cohen. I
always I still to say, regret not doing it, but
I was so taken aback, like, I'm not gonna fuck
you in the bathroom ginghis Cohen.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Yeah, no, save it for Saxmith hafno, right right.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Some are a little bit more private, you know. Uh.
Then me, Memi's in a hostile mood because she's found
out that Jackie is dating other girls. Then maybe bites her,
and then Jackie says, there's no one but you for
there's no one for me but you, And that's a lie.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
That was a fat lie. Yeah. Also, you're a gun.
I'm gonna go back to it. You're a grown woman
biting another person.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
She's a as a frustration mechanism.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Like what angry Lesbian twenty eight, she's twenty eight, she's
your same age.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Oh my god, should I start biting people too?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah? You should.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
I'm not acting my age, damn.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Okay, how are you doing so good? Are you enjoying yourself?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
I am? Are you enjoying yourself?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Totally good? You're so good at this? Okay, I made
a little game. These are just don't you don't have
to explain yourself. You just have to pick one and
keep moving. Uh. The first two are kind of what's
your name, Josh? What's what's your first impression of me?
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Tall, handsome and knowledgeable?
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Okay, knowledgeable about workout? Okay? Now these are the past
ones top or bottom? Top?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Oh, always in the copper bottom. I want to say verse,
but you know, okay, answer the question.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Okay, I aspire to be verse?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Fame or fortune, fortune, love or lust? Love text or
voice memo.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Voice memo, me too, love a voice memo?
Speaker 1 (32:39):
I hate a phone call? Yeah, either FaceTime or voice agree,
phone call in the middle.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
At middle ground? No, Yeah, I need to either do
at my pace or I need to be actively engaged
looking at you.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah, because if you're calling me and I can't see you,
I'm not listening to you, I'm looking at other things.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
I'm actively scrolling, like instagrams or slap kiss, ghosts or
be ghosted ooh, ghost sex with an exerpt sex with
a stranger.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Stranger. Poppers are champagne, champagne. I hate poppers.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
I love poppers, but I'm just all champagne is really great.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yeah. Uh, nudes, sending your nudes or having your nudes leaked,
sending my nudes, sending be deeply in love or extremely hot?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Mm, deeply in love?
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Three minute orgasm or three hour cuddle?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Ooh cuddle?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Too much tongue or no tongue at all, No tongue
at all, no tongue at all.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Uh, let's see public sex or public crying.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Oh oh, public crying hmmm, only because I have allergies
and I'm already crying all the time. So just like
I'm already familiar with the feeling.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
And you're a Pisces and.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
I'm a Pisces, so just like water works apparently, Yeah, do.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
You cry a lot? I don't at all. Uh do
you want to be would you rather be known for
great sex or great taste?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Well, I'm already known for great sex, so.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Two always tired or always sweaty, always tired. No phone
or no friends? Oh, no phone, no phone. I don't
want a phone. Be bald or have one giant eyebrow bald?
You rather be love a hat. I had a hair transplant.
Really it hasn't grown in yet. Wait it hasn't. I
(34:24):
had it like a month and after.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Your head I'm assuming yeah, okay, then yeah, so I'm
just like, what do you mean it's not.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Going in like the bald spots on the side, like
they strengthened my hairline.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Got it? Okay, I already felt like it was strong,
so thank you.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yeah, it's about to be stronger in July bam, right
after breath. Everyone knows your search history, or everyone hears
your inner thoughts.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Thoughts.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
You'd rather everyone know your inner thoughts on your is
your search history? Nasty?
Speaker 2 (34:53):
I love some kinky things.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Do you? What's the kinkiest thing? You can just suggest?
Speaker 2 (35:01):
We love like we love a group thing?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Me too.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yeah, I never get invited to the group.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
I don't either.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Maybe I'm not saying our own group. I'm down.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Okay, I've got three people already.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Who's the other? Michael always cold or always itchy.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
That sucks itchy. No cold, I'm gonna say cold.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
I don't want to be itchy.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
I feel like itchy. I'm gonna look like a methodict.
Uh true, Sorry, someone struggling with an addiction.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Okay, so we're going to start our own group. That's
pretty much it. Any final thoughts about episode five of Workout.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
I was actually like by the end of thoroughly invested
and I'm like, oh, do I need to just like
go back to this because this is so one throwback
fully like childhood, early Bravo, that kind of stuff. But
then also, yeah, Jackie was actually really fun and cool
and interesting.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Yeah, she was a huge starback then when you were nine.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Yeah, so learning about her.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Now, do you go out on a lot of dates
here and there? Are you on Hinge?
Speaker 2 (36:03):
I am?
Speaker 1 (36:04):
You are? I am too.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I can't really make it happen.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
It's not very effective, but I feel like that's the
best option.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Yeah, are you on Grinder?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
I have it?
Speaker 1 (36:14):
It's okay. Yeah, I look a lot, but I don't
hook up a lot, That's what I mean. Yeah, do
you have a funny name or do you have a
like Studley name?
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Hmmm? I think I'm a headless, nameless torso nameless. Yeah,
no head or nothing. But in the bio it's like
a full like essay. Really, here's what I'm looking for, X,
Y and Z, Like these are my turn offs, Like,
don't come at me if you don't have a face pick.
I'm not going to have a Facebook. I don't have a Facebook,
but you need to come with me at a Facebook.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Well what if they just very just send you a
face pick and they don't have That's that's acceptable, right?
Speaker 2 (36:52):
I feel like I need to know who this person
is and I'm not gonna this person is if it's
like a perfectly constructed photograph.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Mmmm.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
I treat like the internet like what are you gonna
actually be in person? And I need to get that.
I can get a feeling of that now right right right?
How about you?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I am on it and I look a lot, but
I don't. Oh my name must see my name is
Guiley Minogue. It is like a silly name love because
I just put that on there and that's still it.
Sometimes I think it's cheesy. I changed recently to having
my face on there because I wasn't getting enough attention.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
How is that possible? What did you have like your knee?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
I think it's that I'm old. I think it's that
I'm forty seven. I think like maybe I'm not showing
up on a lot of people's grid or something.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
I don't know. I mean, but like the filters like Popular,
because I don't feel like I use a lot of
like filters like Beyond, like Distance.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
I don't think I do either. But you're a normal person.
I think these people, these queens out in these streets
are messy.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
I mean some of the messages that I get and
I'm sure you get as well, or just sort of
it's like it's clear you need to put down the
app for a little bit. Yeah, yeah, it's like it's
like getting to you at this point.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
I'm just have you ventured into Sniffy's Yeah, it's fun.
It's fun. Okay, So I feel like younger guys are
more into.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
That it's fun. I mean, I don't like, I think
I use it probably for just like when I'm really, oh,
what was it adventuring, no, exploring, experimenting, experimenting, there we go,
that's what I'm really experimentings opened up.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Well, that's also where you can find a.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Group that's true, that's true, but I don't know, I'm
very selective.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Maybe we should do our own group because I asked
one of the horrors that came on my other podcast. Uh,
I was like, well, because like I would like I like,
I'm into that too. I just never get to go
no one's I don't know where that invite comes from.
I think you have to kind of start and he
said start your own group.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Yeah, I think that if you start your because I
feel and this is everybody's beautiful, Like I just feel
like my types are very specific, right, and it's just
sort of like I also don't like it's open. But
like athletic, okay, if you're going to be tall and big,
like love it. Okay, if you're going to be short,
muscle looking great, love it.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
You can also just like be like active. It doesn't
need to be like shredded.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
But you have to be like underwear model.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
But right, exactly, like if everybody's an underwear model, then
nobody is and we need to have the underwear models.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
I feel like you know what you want and you
know what you like. It's good.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Yeah. How about you? What's your type?
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Same? Same usually yeah, usually like for dating, Like I
usually kind of when I date someone, they're usually like
dark hair, shorter than me, dark eyes. I don't like
a blonde. I don't like a blue eyed person. I
don't trust blue eyed people.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Rightfully, So I think my sister's looking like a blonde
blue and I get it.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
I mean I have blue eyes. I just like I don't.
I don't like it, like just not the thing. Yeah,
I get that. I'm not like a blonde, blue hair
type of person. I like a dark moment, and I
think I'm just like a cool person. Yeah, a chill,
fun person who can kind of like be on a podcast. Yeah,
without knowing anybody. No, you did so good.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Thank you, Yeah, thank you again so much for having me.
This has been super cute.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah. Well, let's start a group. I'm ready, let's do
a gang bang.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Who's on top?
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Well, I guess we could dpe down. Yeah, I've ever
dpeed I have been either. Okay, try something now, maybe
we'll DP someone.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Okay, what are you doing the rest of the day.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
God, it's gonna get outside, probably meet some friends. How
about you.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
I'm gonna go see a play fun.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
What are you gonna say purpose. Okay, wait, I feel
so familiar. What's it about.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
I don't even know. I love a good play people
are seeing all right?
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Period? Yeah, and you'll need to tell me about it.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
I will. I'm here for another month, so maybe we
can hang out again. Down absolutely, Wow, thanks, well, thank
you I forgot to see there we go? Thank you? Yeah,
thanks so much. It wasn't too bad, right, No, not
at all?
Speaker 2 (41:24):
So good.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
I want to thank my guest, Josh. What a good sport.
After the interview, we went into my bedroom and made
mad passionate sexuals to each other for about forty eight
hours straight. And I'm just kidding. It was about thirty minutes. No,
but really though, I do feel a little bit closer
to Jackie now that I too just went on a date.
(41:47):
If you enjoyed watching me flirt and charm a man down,
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subscribe Get Engaged join the show Pony Revolution. Next week
is the finale. Do I get Jackie on here? Do
(42:12):
I track her down? For the finale of episode one
or do I save her for season three? What do
you want to see? Let me know and Zen if
you're watching, keep your head up girl, See you next week.
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