July 27, 2025 • 42 mins
It’s the Workout Season 2 finale recap... but things get messy real fast.
First, John corners Andy Cohen in New York after their SiriusXM show to ask about the missing reunion episode — and it turns into a heated moment caught on camera. Then back in LA, H. ALAN SCOTT (Newsweek, Parting Shot) joins for a deep dive into the finale, but the conversation quickly spirals into a glorious sideshow covering:
First, John corners Andy Cohen in New York after their SiriusXM show to ask about the missing reunion episode — and it turns into a heated moment caught on camera. Then back in LA, H. ALAN SCOTT (Newsweek, Parting Shot) joins for a deep dive into the finale, but the conversation quickly spirals into a glorious sideshow covering:
- public cruising in a West Hollywood park
- rich mean gays
- What is Sniffies
- John's Dick pics
- horrible dog owners
- a performance artist with pantyhose on her head rolling a giant ball of twine through the interview
- and a baby Labubu perched on H. Alan's lap through it all.
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Bitch, fuck you. For weeks, I have been cranking out
these episodes of show Pony, even though I've been living
out of a suitcase, traveling hither and thither. Now that
I'm back home, you'd think I would return to my
normal amazing high production value, but alas, I'm still on
summer faggot time. It's giving bare minimum, Mama. It's also
(00:45):
giving full release to completion, Mama, because I am at
the finale of season two. That's right, episode eight. I am.
How do you say sick of the show? I really am.
I'm tired of it. But the real reward for me
is sleeping at night knowing that I have provided such
(01:08):
riveting entertainment for you that you so desperately need in
these trying times. I bought season two on Amazon for
a dollar ninety nine, even though I'm boycotting Amazon. I
did make an oopsie and purchase it. But when I
scrolled down to the end of the list of episodes,
I didn't see the finale. So the finale has to
be somewhere in the Bravo vault. So I'm going to
(01:28):
corner Andy Cohen today after our radio show, and I'm
going to see if I can get my hands on
that reunion.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I've got to see it.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Out right.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Okay, this feels awkward, but it's not.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Are you Are you talking about the reunion?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Do you want to brief me about what happened on
the reau?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Well, here's the thing, speak to it. I'm going to
do that after because I don't have it yet. You
can't get it on Peacock. I have to get it
from Corey or you.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
It's just but you're you're wasting an opportunity.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I'm not going to see you again for another two months.
Can't we do it virtually somehow?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
No? Okay, well, then do it.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I just think this could be so much better.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
It will be, but like it was, just this is
going to be like a five minute I'll do whatever
you want. I just I'm on the search for the reunion.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Okay, but I think I have it on my computer
at home.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
This is the kind of thing I would ask in
this moment. That is what this is. That is where
my show is. I have an investigative journey to find Okay,
and where I am in my journey is I need
to track down that reunion. My question to you is,
how can I watch it.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I think I have it downloaded on my computer at home.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Okay, that's a big reveal.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Save all of my reunions because it was such a
big deal, like, oh my god, I was on TV.
Because I also didn't know when it was going to end.
The thought it was going to end soon.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
There was not one for season one, but you started
one the first.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
We only did one, I think, and it was.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
And it was that season two reunion and I cried
Doug passed. Doug passed.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
It was I think Brian Peeler was talking about the
passing of Doug and they all were in.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Tears, no maga and it was very sad. Well I'm
not surprised by that, and it was very sad. And
uh yeah, where'd you shoot? Clear?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
You know, now that I think about it, how did
Doug pass?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Okay, well, I've done the research. He had kidneys tale,
but there was like an HIV complication.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Had he come out as HIV positive?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah he had, I think, so Okay, well, because he
had his ex boyfriend was on the show who also
had kidney problems, and there was that whole cheebo. I
don't know, It's not like Brazilian name was I forget
his name. T Yeah, but he Doug was training. The
(04:17):
season starts with Doug training him because he has to
go to it takes him to dialysis, and then all
of a sudden in the middle of the season, they're like,
oh wait, actually Doug also kidney failure. So that was terrible.
It was he got he there was some sort of complication.
He had kidney failure, but he also had what salmonella?
(04:37):
Like he forgot what good massage? Oh, I'm good at it, right,
I know? Oh my god, I know in another life,
I go straight to the spot you do. Oh my god,
I know, I remember that. Can you just the left side?
It really does? It? Really like it? Just leave meside.
If somebody doesn't have the knack, Yeah, you really do.
(05:00):
I don't get you have the knack too.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah I do, but not like that anyway.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah, Doug Blaisdell. So that was that was that reunion.
I will be I'm gonna now skim through it if
I can find it on my computer.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Well, you can buy the season on Amazon or wherever oka,
but the reunion is not sold. It's not available, I know,
so I can't. So I'm at the finale season too.
Next thing I'll do is the finale, and I know
that between you and Corey, I can get it, you know,
if we can find I also want to be able
to play some of the footage for people too, because
(05:34):
there's lot of people watching along, but a lot of
people are just listening and remembering. Yes, it'd be nice
to show some stuff. Okay, I'll see if I can.
Any other memories. Well, I'm going to talk to you
after I watched the reunion again. Don't remember other memories.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I remember lunch break. I remember when we broke for
lunch that day. I kind of remember the lunch room.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Were you in New York? I cried, We're in La Okay, Yeah, Jackie, Jackie, Rebecca,
Rebecca who wasn't a lesbian in season one and then
she dates Jackie too. I think she just see I
think was there Jesse, who was on the show two
weeks ago. You've got to watch that interview. Yes, you'll cry,
you're a dad. Yeah, it made me cry. I cried.
You cried at the reunion. I cried in my apartment
(06:14):
with Jesse. You'll cry.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Maybe watching the reunion.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Maybe maybe Doug was hot. He was a radiotype I
can see why you cried that he died.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Well, no, I wasn't crying because he was hot and died.
I was just crying because, like, he was someone I
knew who I like to die. I mean, the fact
that he was hot made it even more tragic.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
And you know when hot people die especially tragic. Yes.
Do you think it would be in poor taste if
I did the finale episode live from Doug's grave? Yes,
I do. That would be a terrible taste, because I
can do this from anywhere. No, that's my nice honorarium.
I don't like it. Celebratory. I don't like it, okay, yeah, disrespectful,
(06:54):
not respectful? Correct, great, just crossing the line. Cool? All right,
So I'm going to watch their UNI. You're gonna get
it to me, right, yeah, if I can? Okay, download
it on what laptop?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
It's in my like Apple?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
That's fifteen movies? Yes, no, I know, but I still
have my music there. It's old, but I think it's
still there. What kind of hole does that laptop even have?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Don't worry about my laptop hole, You worry about your own.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I do, y. I'm plenty worry that bussy. All right. Well,
I'm going to get you back for a long, in
depth interview and okay, so just get ready for that. Great,
but you have a couple of months before I get
back here in person, because I can only do it
in person. Okay, I know you're looking forward to it. Yes,
listen to us every day. I'm serious. Nice. Thanks. I
(07:50):
mean you can start that with fight. Okay, I guess
we'll about that next week. In the meantime, I'm gonna
go cruise for anonymous pussy into West Hollywood Park. Cross
your fingers. I run into a hot piece who's down
to recap this episode with me? Stay cool, love you
(08:10):
like a sister, BRB. Have a fun summer. Yeah, okay,
I think we're good. You look gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I mean, let's not get crazy, but I need lie
for dog.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Wow, what a special treat. I was gonna set this
up that we were cruising in the park.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I know, I was expecting like like me coming out
of the bushes, because, as John very well knows, if
I'm in a park, I'm gonna want to look for
either Dick or someone to make fun of for not
showing me.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Dick. Well, looking around here. Now, I think we can
get all of that.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Now there's a child over there.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Fuck children, man, I'm also sick of kids. The dog
park over there is really upsetting.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I'm over dogs, so am I I'm over well, No,
I'm over dog owners. Really, I'm over people who stop
a conversation to be like, look at the dog.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
It's like, fuck you, Sorry, I kind of do that.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I know you do.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
That's why I just did it over there, Fuck you.
I'm just over it.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I'm like train of thought, focus, I don't care about
the dog. I'm going to the thing. I needed coffee.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Last week, I house sat for my friend Keith, and
he had me take care of his dog. And the
dog ate an entire bar of chocolate and lived. He survived.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Is that a real thing? Our dog's actually alert?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
He was fine? He was fine. Would be funny if
I'm not even recording.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I mean that would actually be h Terrified of the
angle of this camera.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Do you want to go look at it? No?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I think you look great. I think I don't want
to actually get up. That's the thing. I'm too lazy
to actually look at how I look. But I feel
like I look great.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
If this kid runs over the camera, I'm going to
fucking kids. Let him have a moment. Okay, good for you, So.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Don't judge me for my thighs or whatever is happening
on the side here.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I can also frame it out.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
No, it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
We're sitting on a park bench. We're two baggots, and
we home.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
This is this is a tale as old as time.
Two homosexuals on a park bench, West Hollywood talking about
TV uncomfortable Bravo reality show.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Okay, you've never watched Workout before.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I never watched Workout.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I was stupid for doing it, doing this whole in depth, So.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I don't I actually love it. I think it's a
fantastic idea.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I'm so sick of it. One of the things that.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I do genuinely hope for everyone involved in this television
program is that ozempic put all of them out of business.
That's really what I'm hoping for, because none of them,
including the dead guy, is that enjoyable.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Oh, Doug's enjoyable.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I'm done, even Doug.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I was just like, no, I'm sorry, Doug, don't besmirge
the name of my rest in.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Peace, Rest in peace God, you know. May his memory
be for a blessing, but boring. His memory was boring
for me.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Rest in power? Yeah, my sweet king, I don't want.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Him to rest in power.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I want him.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I want him to be for a blessing. And let's
move on.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Okay, Well, you know you sent me a screenshot someone
else died. I don't know this person yet.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah, and this other guy, Greg Plitt, I found out.
I don't know because I won't watch more of the show.
I Greg one night nine Plit I think his name
was clit Plit plit p l I T T I.
I only will watch the one episode you told me
to watch and I paid one nine for it. Well, no,
our deal was that I get to have a boner picture, right,
that's what that's my that's the reimbursements. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
But the Dixon the mail. But George Plitt he or
is it George?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Did I say?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Remember Greg Greig?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Greg? Greg Plitt was filming in Burbank a video, presumably
based on his history, a muscle video, and somewhere in
Burbank and a train hit him.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Okay, he was filming on the train tracks. It's not
like he was filming in a gym and a train
ran through the gym. He was filmed that a.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Train randomly went through a gym.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I don't mean that's what you get. I mean, if
you're on the tracks.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
He was. He was an early influencer filming on a
train track, which is never a good idea, and a
metro Link train came and smashed.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Into it again. All right for a blessings, but also
it's a lesson to all future fitness inspirational.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
It's not me, it's not me. This is watching this program.
I mean I do go to the gym on the treadmill.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah, what is your workout regime, Regimond?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
It's all about shame and guilty. But I go to
the gym.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Are you a diet or.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I do diet? I'm on an ozempic, I don't you know?
And I also watch I have an app that tells me,
like the food that I count food or whatever. But
I go to Gold's gym primarily because I like to
be in the back row of the elliptical or the
what's the thing you walk on?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Treadmill?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Treadmill? I like to be in the back row of
the treadmills to watch all of the butts in front
of me.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
You you're telling me, I'm sorry, just to go back
a little bit. You go to Gold's Gym Hollywood, Uh huh?
And are you like.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
They have validated parking. That's why I go there? Fuck
you twenty four hour fitness.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Do you currently have chlamydia or is it in remission? No?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I'm not touching anything there. I'm very hygienic there.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
But I think just walking in that building, I always
feel like I am because it's hailing. No, it's just
the people are gross?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Oh are they gross? Why are they gross?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Never mind? Everyone's great there. I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Which do you go to? Is it like an equinox?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
No? I go to a down in dirty gym in
Echo Park. I drive all the way to Echo Parky's
only gym.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I I think I know the one you go to.
Is it the.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah? Yeah, Pharaohs, Pharaohs, Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I actually know the owners of Barrows. Yeah, because I
used to go to a gym that whatever. I know
a bunch of them.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
He's gonna be on my radio show this month.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Oh, I love him, doesn't Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
He's really has huge tips, goddamn and huge guys.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I think are they still married?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
He has a wife named Emily.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yes, yes, yes, Emily. Yes, Emily is wonderful. Actually, I
think I was around when they got together.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Okay, so back to Bravo. What were you watching? You
were watching D lists around this time two thousand and seven.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, so in two thousand and seven, I was definitely
watching D List, but I was also really because I
was living in New York doing stand up Yeah, and
I didn't. I would get home late late, and I
would primarily just be watching the view because I couldn't
afford Bravo.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
The ball, Oh my god, there's a ball rolling. Oh
my god.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I was worried about the camera. You're fine, it's okay.
I'm glad you got it because I wasn't about to.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I've never touched one of those.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I got into a position that I think I look
good at it and I'm not moving from it.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
So two thousand and eight, I was watching I couldn't
afford Bravo, but I was watching D List when I could,
and that was primarily what I watched on Bravo.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I didn't really you do have cable.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I did not have cable when I lived in New York,
but I did when I visited my.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Folks and stepping out of Bravo. What else was Saint.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Louis, Missouri? Thank you very much, Andy Cohen, Saint Louis
another jew from Saint Louis, Missouri.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Saint Louis prior. He's not watching this, you know that
he might watch He might watch this one Patreon. No,
he might watch this one because episode I didn't even
put it on an amex. We need to talk about
Patreon too. Just a note for everyone getting kicked off.
I was in trouble with Patreon because I was showing
too much visible.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Understand, he has a beautiful penis.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Stop it it does?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
You do?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Come on? Really? Do? Come on? Well that's why listen.
People were paying a lot of money to look at it. Yeah,
exactly what I got in trouble to pay anything. I
hate Patreons so much right now, what they want. If
I went on there and I was like, uh, Vicky
Humbolson's a cunt, they'd be like totally fine. But if
you have a little outline of a pen like, well,
I'm not the kind of person who's gonna go on
(15:22):
there and just like, oh my god, dropping a bomb,
dropping some tea. You're a bitch. Like, I just want
to show my dig There's.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
A way you can do it, though, because I have
a friend who's like a like a nudist who does
like mail retreats, naked retreats for like dudes or whatever.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I'm listening and he.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Has to post his video using another platform, right, and
then embed it or something. Yes, And I'm like, so,
I I had to delete everything, to delete everything, and
they still send me an email every day saying all
in my text threat you're They're saying you're anyway. So
thanks to everyone who subscribes, don't leave me. We're gonna
move to substack, aren't sack. I'm helping you.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah you are? Yeah, hold on, I should say who
you are first. I'm gonna I'm gonna do an intro
for you, but you don't have to say who I am.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It could just be like a random homosexual you met
in the park happens to have a la booboo when
I'm mistyr.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Could we say you're somebody? Or we could say we
could say you are, you.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Could say my name. I'm a Challonge Scott, a writer
comedian who has more followers going.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
To show Kathy Bates how's Mattlock, it's amazing, amazing. I
don't remember where I am. That's my impersonal Kathy Bans
you do you do have more followers than me?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
And I don't think I do.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Actually, I need to streamline my social media. I've gotten
some notes from above.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Oh what do you mean? Just what are they saying
to focus.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
My social media a little bit more? It's a litt chaotic.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Who's sending you notes?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Just I'm getting some notes from upper management?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Well maybe you should get notes from people who actually
understand Instagram.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I think I'm telling you you're doing fine. Thank you.
You don't have any suggestions.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I mean I do. I do have suggestions, but I
think there are ways around it. I think they're boring suggestions.
Like when you're doing a promotional post, you always lead
with a different post and then you make the promotion
the second slide, like that kind of thing, because people
are gonna have more attention for the first slide. That's
gonna grab their attention. Then they're gonna slide because that's
what they want to see. What more is and you
can see the promotion on the second slide.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Okay, I'm gonna have to have a full coaching session
with you, I get paid in Dix that that's a
fine deal. I've been thinking our friend deal since the beginning.
I've been thinking of going to LinkedIn and hiring some
like gen z Twink to like coach me, make me funnier.
I'm going through a phase right now. Just to be
totally real, I'm going through a phase right now, I'm
(17:38):
gonna kill that dog.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Do you ever worry sitting here in the public filming
that someone's gonna run up and just steal your phone because.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
That here, Yes, because the phone is in a walkway
in active through anxiety that I have about this, I
don't think it's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
I don't want to manifest it. But I just wanted to.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Say that if you're physically fit, though, you could get
If you're holding a basically a very snatch birk any
type of purse and you look like you're not to
be fucked with, I don't think people are gonna mess
with us.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I mean, I don't know if I look like I
feel were I was just talking about this the other
day with some friends that like, I feel like people
look at me and they're like, oh, that's an easy
target like I know one. I'm the kind of like
egg shaped human, fat human that could be pushed over
and I would just topple over, like like like a
fat person falling.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I think you'll take you look like you'll take that
purse and just beat I will kill your dog. Bas
telling dog owners, why would you ever get a huge
I have a little, tiny, little purse chihuahua. Why would
you ever get a beast? It smells like shit.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
I like that big dog is controlled. See that big
dog not responsibil dog. But you can't use that angle
that I just looked because I wanted to maintain looking this.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Cutaway, I'll get away. Hold on, Okay, back to work out.
So we're on the finale. I'm just every guest is
chaotic as this as where we are right now. No,
but I like this better because I am serious. I'm
trying each episode. I'm pretending to be like so enthralled,
but I'm not. I'm bored with it show. I never
watched TV shows this much. Now I have to fit.
Oh this little girl is cute. They can't see her.
(19:07):
I hope she gets hit by train. Oh my god,
oh my god, I getting I want to edit that out. No, yeah, right,
it's a bad show kind of.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
It's I mean, yeah, it's not good.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
A bad show.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
It is a bad show.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
It's not gripping my pussy.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
No, it's bad because the host what's her.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Name, Jackie?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Is that the lesbian?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah, she's bad. No, she's crazy.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
No charisma.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Oh I disagree?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Has she She walks like she's being trained to.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Walk on reality. Am leaving. I think she's not good.
But in two thousand and seven she was iconic. No
she wasn't, Yes she was. She was the first.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
If she was iconic, i'd know her name in two
thousand and seven, and guess what I did not? But
I knew Kathy Griffins, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
But no other lesbian was headlining a show on primetime.
And also it's very gay. You have to give it
up for how gay it was. She's on campras. She
fucking goes in the ol coyote bathroom. Yeah, season yeah,
it's it's about it's more gay than Braha is. Now
I see.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
The whole vibe I got from her was that every
single scenario, like even when when she was at her therapist,
which like, it's really television. Please stop filming with therapists
like that. That's we know it's not real. It can't
be real by like hippa or something.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I think Jackie still maintains that it was real. I interviewed.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
What is she doing now?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Oh huh no, Jesus fucking Christ.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
It's a very aggressive homosexual drive by.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Also like you don't have to do you could have
led him a different way.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
They have money, They feel like they can do anything. Yeah,
I bought my bag on real reel.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I just bought a wallet on essence essense, no essence.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Oh my god, I got to send it to you. Okay, anyway,
more about this. I'm on the finale.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah, how did how did what's his name die?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
He had complications? He had kidney failure and an infection,
possible complications with HIV.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Why do you say possible?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Because was it not out? It was? I think it
was out, but I'm not sure if it was. I
can't remember what was talked about on the show. I
know that his boyfriend talked about somebody talked about it
at one and what.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Was wrong with his boyfriend? Oh my god, there's a
big ball of something coming down. This way.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
I want to film that because that's the scary twine.
What is happening?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Is there a human in that? You think?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I don't know. I mean it's making its way here,
it's making it now it's stopped.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Oh no, it's coming.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I think there's a person in it. Is there a person?
Speaker 4 (21:37):
You should interview them? I mean, where do you think
it's going? I don't know. I don't know what is it?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
It's coming for my gig, it's coming from my wig.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Do you think do you think this is what do
they call that when you have a polyp in your buttthole?
From like too much?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
A Fisher?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
A fisher? Is that a fisher?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Is sure?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
What Carrie Fisher?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Alright?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Pee? That's someone who needed a reality show, right.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
I saw her one woman show. It was brilliant.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I did too. Oh my god, I'm still drinking. I
met her once iconic. Well, oh they're getting out of
it now.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Okay this wait, fucking cock tease of a Fisher. I
want to know this performance art bitch?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Is it performance hard? Or is that actually? There is
this an unhoused person with a really creative house.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I feel like it. Oh wait, is there someone behind it.
They're behind it, they're not in it.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Oh see that's not less, but I do want to
know what's going on with it. Well, they need to
pick up the pace because we used to to take
home with you. I think you blow it up with
the bicycle going in a Kia. It's very cool. Wow. Okay,
so she's got panty hose over her face. Yeah, it's
performance art. Yeah, it's like from that's like from get
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Out or something. Okay, well, I'm gonna put this back here.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I'm still framed. Good am I still framed.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
The frame is gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I'm gonna do the TV thing where I don't look
at you and I talk to you.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I know I'm trying to cheat out to or Okay.
A couple of things. People love a recap. I don't
love a recap, but since it is kind of the job.
They someone die, they grieve, uhha, people for me, people
for being fat.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
They decided to have an athletic line of like athletic
clothes that aren't inclusive at all.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Unfortunate. My favorite thing is that she I made notes
I should pull it out. She was like, I hated
my other samples and then they have a shot of
her holding very Sonia Morgan a black skirt and she's like,
this is this is exactly what I wanted. This is
the color I wanted to It's a black skirt.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
I like how she was saying with her lines, who
is this? I was at the ball? Is the ball
behind me? I'm not looking anymore. I'm less impressed now.
But she kept saying this thing that she wanted to
create at Athletic Wear line, that you could work out.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
And got to cocktails. I don't want to Nobody wants
to go to cocktail.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I barely want to go somewhere after climbing a thing
of steps, like I don't want to wear whatever I'm
wearing too Gold's Gym, which they don't have syphilis john
that we know of. I mean, I'm sure someone does there,
but I don't want to go. I want to go
straight home. Do you go anywhere after you work out?
I'm a mess.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I don't go anywhere where anyone's gonna see me or
know me.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
I go to Arawon, I get some food, then I
go home, and then I goon for about six hours.
Are you a gooner a little bit? Are you a gooner. Yeah,
I want to see a video of that.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I have a friend who sends me videos of his
gooning and it is like literally makes my week every
single week.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
He said, how often do you jerk off me? Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Not often? Actually I'm not a jernker.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
No, see, I'm a bai.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
I'm I mean, I'm a viewer of people doing things,
and so friends just send me things. And this one
friend who's a gooner, he like just will randomly send video.
So you should be included in that.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Send me the goon Okay, So Brian's upset, he's crying.
He has Doug's principles in his wallet. I didn't write
them down because whatever Doug's principles a fly. Yeah, Jackie
has new samples. Then they do the way ins. Kiki
quits because Jackie tells her she's obese and non Okay,
this is what not because she tells us she quits
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and Jackie tells her she's obese, but.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Also too they it felt like they intentionally wanted to
make Kiki look bad. Also, it's telling that the only
African American person who is a part of this workout
regime other than the trainers is the one that they
focus on who's quitting, and I guarantee you someone else quit.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I guarantee you someone else in the mix. Whatever it was,
you can tell. Production hated Kiki and also too they
let her film with like like a food item in
the corner of her mouth or something wet.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
In the corner of her mouth.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
When they they glow up the people they like, they
glow up tests and every time they glow up ten
last season and this season they make her look like
she's the barwinch at a renaissance, spare ringlets and rosy cheeks,
and it's really awesome.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
I hate the Aughts vibe, the Biggest Loser aesthetic of
skinny people who are fake attractive, basically telling fat people
you can do this when it's.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Like, yeah, get control of your life or something.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Also, get a trainer that actually looks normal, gets someone
that actually has a normal sized body, because there are
plenty of trainers who look like normal humans.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
The most effective trainers are actually don't necessarily look the
most st because it's not the healthiest to get ripped. Yes,
we've learned this now that we're in twenty twenty five,
but two and seven they were still.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
My doctor just told me because he was we were
going over my weight stuff, and I was like, oh, yeah,
I have like sixty more pounds to lose. God, I
wish I could have surgery, because I could. But he's
just like, that's usually for people who like are diabetic,
right my blood pressure? And I'm like h and he's
just like, you just wear your fat well, and I
was like, fuck you, but thank you.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I don't know how I would react to that.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
I know he said that I was basically like healthy
except for being fat, which I get fat doesn't mean unhealthy.
I guess I don't really know these words and what
I should be saying right now. But I'm saying that
there should have someone who looks normal as a trainer.
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I'm going through a phase right now where I just
feel uninspired about what's unfunny. Oh creatively, creatively, I mean, like,
what do you suggest if I how can I reinject
myself with some inspiration.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
What I always find really helpful, what has always helped
me is I go to a I'm a stand up
so I go to a stand up show and I
basically just like make note of the things that people
say that I found funny, and you steal the jokes
and I steal the jokes. No, and I and I
talk with them about at comics. I mean, if if
you're so privileged that you can actually like, no, this
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is right, it's helpful because then just workshopping or doing
things like this, it's helpful.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I was thinking about taking a Groundlings class just to
be around a group of people, because when I'm around
a group of people, I see where my humor lies.
But I'm so isolated. I'm like, hi, people watching on
the phone.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I always say. Now, I always say, like, if you
are good at what you do and you get around
someone who is also good at what they do, it
will comp.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
That's why I feel like this is a nice moment
right now we're having because you're bored at what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
You're bored, and I understand that, but I'm not.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
I'm not certainly not bored. No, No, do you want
to play little? Would you rather?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Okay, do I have a choice? No?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah, I didn't think so.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Would you rather be stuck in a group chat with
Perez Hilton or be stuck in an elevator with Jojo
Siwa Oh, I would Oh that's hard.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
You know. When I was filming my documentary in everywhere,
everyone i'd blonde hair at the time. What documentary the
Latter Day jew It's it's on the IDB. But everyone
thought I was Perez Hilton. That's how not famous I
am that when a camera's on me, people think I'm
Perez Hilton just because I'm kind of ugly and fat.
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So I'm gonna say though that Jojo Siwah annoys me
to no end. So I'm gonna choose. I would rather
be with Press Hilton, which is crazy tough one because
I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Would you rather Kaikai with Gia Gun or Kaikai with
Nino West?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Say it again, Kaikai with ga Gun or kai Kai
with Nino West? Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Well, I'm gonna I like Nino West a lot. She's
a friend, So I'm gonna say gea Gun because I
don't want to sleep with Nina. Okay, sorry, Nina, I
love you.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
This guy's kind of I would like to see this
guy's I want to see everyone's panus. I know, yeah,
I mean like you want.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
To see his butt. He doesn't have a good butt,
but you can tell you right now he doesn't have
a good butt. You can tell Oh my god, I
saw the hottest guy the other day and from like
the waist up and then from below.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Was he straight?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
No muscled?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah, totally, no muscle tone.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
He had dark hair on top and blonde hair on
his leg. No muscle tone, like.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Just just I need the carpets to match the dre
It was all Holocaust legs. Okay, number four three. I
can say that I would you rather be hot but
dumb on reality TV? Or smart but no one wants
to fuck you? Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
I always want to be hot and dumb. I think
that's everyone's.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Goal of me too, Me too, I am that almost.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I know I'm too smart for my own good and
people already don't want to fuck me, so I'm fine. Like,
I would definitely want to be.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
If I get a little bit hotter, I could be
hot and dumb because I'm pretty dumb.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Well, you are hot and dumb, John, thank you.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I mean, would you rather wear a fedora every day
or be barefoot in public twice a week?
Speaker 2 (30:39):
You know, in the era that workout was happening, I
probably was wearing a fodora because that was the era.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Countess, that was the thing.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
So what was my other option?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Or be barefoot in public twice a week. I won't
do barefoot in public. I'll do sandals, but I won't
ever do barefoot. I don't even do barefoot in my
own home. This is a cute doggie. Okay, I just
did it again. I'm Sorrykay. Would you rather go viral
for the wrong reason or never go viral at all?
I have gone viral for the wrong reasons, so you
go viral every time you walk into Gold's gym.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah. No, I have gone viral for the wrong reasons,
So I'd rather go viral for the wrong reasons. Would
there's nothing really bad about going viral for the wrong reasons.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Would you rather be filmed crying or filmed eating?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
I've been filmed doing both, and I now refuse to
be filmed eating. I won't do eating.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Okay, some gay ones. Would you rather bottom during a
fire drill or top with the dog watching?
Speaker 2 (31:28):
I've done. I haven't done both, but I've done one
of them.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
You hate dogs, so probably the first.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
And I also I don't want to really top you
don't know. Yeah, my genitalia is very vague. It's like
it's like Kathy Baits and about Schmidt when she got
into that hot tub. You never really knew what you
were looking at, you know what I mean. It's just
sort of blotchy skin flopping around. But confidently.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Was that a dog? Twey? Did you, Queeth? No? I didn't.
Would you rather only have sex to the Golden Girls
theme song? Or only have sex in rooms with overhead lighting? Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Golden Girls theme song?
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Would you rather find out the ghost of Richard Simmons
is your new dentist or Kathy Griffin is your new proctologist? Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
I would definitely want Kathy Griffin to be my proctologist.
But also used to work out just like I did
with the rich Lemons and Simmons Lemons. Yeah, he used
to do this thing where because I have no rhythm,
I have absolutely no rhythm at all, And he would
yell across the room, I help your family has money,
because I like, I'm not good at anything other than
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what I'm doing right now.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
He was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
He was very funny.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
You know, they're having an auction of his estate. Oh bottoms, Oh,
I bet he didn't have that greatest stuff. Actually, I
think he did. Yes, he did. He was a collector,
he was a hoarder. He had the largest collect He's
like he holds the record for having the largest collection
of original barber strips and negatives. That's so gay, Okay,
would you rather get a ut iron, Fire Island or
Chlamydia on in p Town?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Uti on Fire Island. I don't like Fire Island. I
like Peetown better, but I feel like it would be
more of a story on.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
I would love to go to pe Town with you.
I had two shows there last week.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I love p Town so much.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
I'm kind of like, not to brag. I'm kind of
like a Peetown celeb at this point, are you. It's
the only place where people stop me everywhere I go.
Oh yeah, No one knows me anywhere else, but get
that at a buffet stop him from going back?
Speaker 2 (33:22):
No, I love Petown. Pea Town is actually a vacation
for me, whereas Fire Island is work.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
It's the opposite for me. I know how to vacation
on Fire Island now, and I work in pizza I.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Don't like performing in Pizzown.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I have loved it and hated it. I hated it
spooky beer. I don't love it this past week, don't
you don't you don't have to. You know, we should
do like an in conversation to person game. Okay, would
you rather accidentally post your whole?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Sorry? I want to, but I do want to down
who's your friend who had the porn podcast?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
I don't have any friends Mark, Mark, Mark.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I want to see Mark's penis. But Mark and you
do a thing in Fire Island and I want to
go to that. I want to be on that and
I want to be the overweight person in the corner
just reacting to everything you all do.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I'm in the corner reacting to what you do. Jerk
me off. Okay, would you rather accidentally post your whole
to close friends or post hole on LinkedIn and it
gets you a job in data processing?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
I would think thinks it's funnier.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Yeah, yeah, um. Would you rather be the star of
a leaked tape that no one watches or go viral
for the world's worst whole pick on Grinder?
Speaker 2 (34:34):
You know I once got on that website Dudes with iPhones? Oh,
because I was doing It's back when Oprah was in
her last season and I was on it. Thank you
and I posted a picture of myself and all spanks
taking a picture like in the bathroom mirror, and I
posted it on Twitter or whatever, and someone like lifted
it and put it on this website and the comments
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were so mean.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
So what was the question? Well, we have some luky lose.
We actually have some Jackie Warner fans. It looks like
these lesbians.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Oh yeah, oh okay, would I rather have my picture?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Go? I put the phone away. I dont remember what
the question was. Well, can you pull out your phone
and see who's on Sniffy's right near you don't?
Speaker 2 (35:18):
I don't know. I I don't have any of the apps.
Why I watch things? I don't need those things?
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Oh my god, but it's so fun. You would see that,
like there's a Yes, there's a good My phone is
in use.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Oh what what are we just reading on.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
It doesn't have any Internet, it's just a Wi Fi.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
You use your actual phone to film us?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yeah? Wait, so what is that phone? This is my
note phone. It's an iPhone twelve. You have it? Oh
my god, I have a nice new camera.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
I just don't feel I feel you. I feel you.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
I understand this. It's just easier.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
No, I don't have any of the apps.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
It's a weekend, it's a Saturday.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
But but I would love we should maybe like like
do a jump cut and then we react to the
sniffy situation or.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
So okay, Well, speaking of Mark, you know that you
were on the very last episode ever.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
I killed it?
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Did I cancel it? We got canceled after you canceled? Who? Who? Even?
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Who paid to have it exist?
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Falcon Naked Sword. Oh, and they were very They were
good to me. They paid me for four seasons and
then Mark kind of got in a fight with them.
What happened. I don't know exactly. I was on the
that was our last day. I love that though it.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Is kind of great. I have to say I was
to our arrest, very funny.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
You were hilarious.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
I listened back and I was like, oh, I was
on that day.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
You were great.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
I was on. I mean only because I was so
out of my element, because only you and I, I
only have a connection with you and Mark. I could
tell didn't know what to make of me, nor knew
anything about me.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
And he loved you.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Though I'm sure he did, but like I had no
he had no You could tell he knew nothing of me,
and and the who's the other guy? What was his name?
The corne star.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
He was very attractive and I've since looked at his rain.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yes, and was lovely, but he also he was he
liked me because I was just again the fat fagot
in the corner who made him like I made him laugh.
But Mark Mark, I want to Yeah, I want to
see Mark's penis.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
I'll show you.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Okay, wait, it's just out there.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
I have it on again my phone. But is he
like a porn star? No, but he has he has
an only he directs porn.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Oh, he directs porn.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Yeah, okay, okay, So any final thoughts on Workout Season two,
episode eight. I know that you guys didn't get a
full recap, but I hope this was more entertaining.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
The only recap you need is that a bunch of
horrible people started off mourning someone dying sad memory, but
he was pooring.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
And then they fat and two lesbians got celebrated because
they both lost fifteen pounds.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Well, no, they didn't even lose fifteen pounds. They barely
lost ten. Seven each of them barely lost ten, and
they were celebrated.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Meanwhile, they were already skinny.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Girls lost like forty some pounds, one of them even,
and this is the one. This is okay, this is
the storyline I wish they would have because one of
the girls who lost I think maybe like twenty pounds
or something. Don't know what they lost, but hi, but
they they they like she like wanted to be a trainer.
She like wanted to be a physical trainer. And that's
the kind of like trainer that I want. Someone who
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looks normal, who's actually like a struggle, who like understands weight,
understands the struggle with weight. That's that's what I want
the show to be about, not that dumb lesbian bitch
who like had this apparel line and had every fake scene. Sorry, lady,
I don't like her. Is she still around?
Speaker 1 (38:26):
She is still around. She lives in Ohio. She's listening.
Is she really Yes, she's been on the show. We
love Jackie. I don't need her.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Sorry, she's fine, hine puppy, She's fine. She's no, she's boring.
I'm sorry. I don't want to see a dog taking
a ship. Listen, I'm gonna say this. I I think
you're probably a good person.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
She's a good person.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
I'm sure you're a good person. I take back the
profanity that I just used. That said that said, I
do feel like you were a little rehearsed, and I
didn't necessarily enjoy the way you communicated with some of
the clientele, you know what.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Totally fair. Yeah, I'm sure she would say something along
the same lines. Looking back, I'm gonna get sued. No,
you're not tell everyone your show. So you had the
parting shot, final shot, parting shot, parting shot news Week, Yes,
which is a big deal. You interviewed the biggest people
out there, thank you. Yeah, not biggest, the biggest and biggest.
Yeah you know I'm.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
One of them. Yeah. No, I have that I have
out in the Lanneie a Golden Girls podcast. And then
Sadie Pines, which you and I've done a show together,
Sadie Pines and yeah, fun things coming up, fun, good
things coming up.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Will you take shows? Will you take me to hot Dog? Yes?
I will. I've never been.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
You've never been to hot Dog?
Speaker 1 (39:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Hot Dog's fun. Hot Dogs a party here in Los Angeles,
and I host it sometimes like at the door there
and it's cute, it's fun and I love It's hosted
by Mario Diaz, who's like an icon in Night Live.
And I've known for a very long time.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
I've always had a c Mario.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Mario is literally the best, so it's most iconic. So,
I mean, just the nicest dude. And when he when
you're in Mario's family, you are in Mario's family. Are
you love that?
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Will you be in my family?
Speaker 2 (40:13):
I am in your family.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
I'm in your family.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
I mean yeah, of course you asked if I would
come to a park on a Saturday outside and film
with people dog shitting like that. Only only people who
are family would do that.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
I love you. Thank you for doing that, and we do.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Can we look at Sniffy's now?
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yeah? Okay, you're on your phone there, Oka on that phone.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
I know this episode was chaotic, but thank you for
joining anyway all the way to the end. I love
Agell and Scott go follow him wherever he they are.
Thank you so much for joining us. It's nice to
be back home. Thank you for sticking with me. We
are at the end of season two. I'm going to
find that finale, so stick with me. This week it's
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going to be all about tracking it down, finding it,
watching it and then regrilling Andy about it. But how
will I find it? Only time will tell. Have an
amazing week. I'm going to see Lady Gaga tonight. Actually,
wish you were here. Abercabra, ab U Na Na, Aberca,
Debra Morta, ooh Gaga, Abercabra, all right, over and out.
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Have a great week. Yeah, no, no,
Bitch, fuck you. For weeks, I have been cranking out
these episodes of show Pony, even though I've been living
out of a suitcase, traveling hither and thither. Now that
I'm back home, you'd think I would return to my
normal amazing high production value, but alas, I'm still on
summer faggot time. It's giving bare minimum, Mama. It's also
(00:45):
giving full release to completion, Mama, because I am at
the finale of season two. That's right, episode eight. I am.
How do you say sick of the show? I really am.
I'm tired of it. But the real reward for me
is sleeping at night knowing that I have provided such
(01:08):
riveting entertainment for you that you so desperately need in
these trying times. I bought season two on Amazon for
a dollar ninety nine, even though I'm boycotting Amazon. I
did make an oopsie and purchase it. But when I
scrolled down to the end of the list of episodes,
I didn't see the finale. So the finale has to
be somewhere in the Bravo vault. So I'm going to
(01:28):
corner Andy Cohen today after our radio show, and I'm
going to see if I can get my hands on
that reunion.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I've got to see it.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Out right.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Okay, this feels awkward, but it's not.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Are you Are you talking about the reunion?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Do you want to brief me about what happened on
the reau?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Well, here's the thing, speak to it. I'm going to
do that after because I don't have it yet. You
can't get it on Peacock. I have to get it
from Corey or you.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
It's just but you're you're wasting an opportunity.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I'm not going to see you again for another two months.
Can't we do it virtually somehow?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
No? Okay, well, then do it.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I just think this could be so much better.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
It will be, but like it was, just this is
going to be like a five minute I'll do whatever
you want. I just I'm on the search for the reunion.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Okay, but I think I have it on my computer
at home.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
This is the kind of thing I would ask in
this moment. That is what this is. That is where
my show is. I have an investigative journey to find Okay,
and where I am in my journey is I need
to track down that reunion. My question to you is,
how can I watch it.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I think I have it downloaded on my computer at home.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Okay, that's a big reveal.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Save all of my reunions because it was such a
big deal, like, oh my god, I was on TV.
Because I also didn't know when it was going to end.
The thought it was going to end soon.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
There was not one for season one, but you started
one the first.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
We only did one, I think, and it was.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
And it was that season two reunion and I cried
Doug passed. Doug passed.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
It was I think Brian Peeler was talking about the
passing of Doug and they all were in.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Tears, no maga and it was very sad. Well I'm
not surprised by that, and it was very sad. And
uh yeah, where'd you shoot? Clear?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
You know, now that I think about it, how did
Doug pass?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Okay, well, I've done the research. He had kidneys tale,
but there was like an HIV complication.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Had he come out as HIV positive?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah he had, I think, so Okay, well, because he
had his ex boyfriend was on the show who also
had kidney problems, and there was that whole cheebo. I
don't know, It's not like Brazilian name was I forget
his name. T Yeah, but he Doug was training. The
(04:17):
season starts with Doug training him because he has to
go to it takes him to dialysis, and then all
of a sudden in the middle of the season, they're like,
oh wait, actually Doug also kidney failure. So that was terrible.
It was he got he there was some sort of complication.
He had kidney failure, but he also had what salmonella?
(04:37):
Like he forgot what good massage? Oh, I'm good at it, right,
I know? Oh my god, I know in another life,
I go straight to the spot you do. Oh my god,
I know, I remember that. Can you just the left side?
It really does? It? Really like it? Just leave meside.
If somebody doesn't have the knack, Yeah, you really do.
(05:00):
I don't get you have the knack too.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah I do, but not like that anyway.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah, Doug Blaisdell. So that was that was that reunion.
I will be I'm gonna now skim through it if
I can find it on my computer.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Well, you can buy the season on Amazon or wherever oka,
but the reunion is not sold. It's not available, I know,
so I can't. So I'm at the finale season too.
Next thing I'll do is the finale, and I know
that between you and Corey, I can get it, you know,
if we can find I also want to be able
to play some of the footage for people too, because
(05:34):
there's lot of people watching along, but a lot of
people are just listening and remembering. Yes, it'd be nice
to show some stuff. Okay, I'll see if I can.
Any other memories. Well, I'm going to talk to you
after I watched the reunion again. Don't remember other memories.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I remember lunch break. I remember when we broke for
lunch that day. I kind of remember the lunch room.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Were you in New York? I cried, We're in La Okay, Yeah, Jackie, Jackie, Rebecca,
Rebecca who wasn't a lesbian in season one and then
she dates Jackie too. I think she just see I
think was there Jesse, who was on the show two
weeks ago. You've got to watch that interview. Yes, you'll cry,
you're a dad. Yeah, it made me cry. I cried.
You cried at the reunion. I cried in my apartment
(06:14):
with Jesse. You'll cry.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Maybe watching the reunion.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Maybe maybe Doug was hot. He was a radiotype I
can see why you cried that he died.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Well, no, I wasn't crying because he was hot and died.
I was just crying because, like, he was someone I
knew who I like to die. I mean, the fact
that he was hot made it even more tragic.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
And you know when hot people die especially tragic. Yes.
Do you think it would be in poor taste if
I did the finale episode live from Doug's grave? Yes,
I do. That would be a terrible taste, because I
can do this from anywhere. No, that's my nice honorarium.
I don't like it. Celebratory. I don't like it, okay, yeah, disrespectful,
(06:54):
not respectful? Correct, great, just crossing the line. Cool? All right,
So I'm going to watch their UNI. You're gonna get
it to me, right, yeah, if I can? Okay, download
it on what laptop?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
It's in my like Apple?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
That's fifteen movies? Yes, no, I know, but I still
have my music there. It's old, but I think it's
still there. What kind of hole does that laptop even have?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Don't worry about my laptop hole, You worry about your own.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I do, y. I'm plenty worry that bussy. All right. Well,
I'm going to get you back for a long, in
depth interview and okay, so just get ready for that. Great,
but you have a couple of months before I get
back here in person, because I can only do it
in person. Okay, I know you're looking forward to it. Yes,
listen to us every day. I'm serious. Nice. Thanks. I
(07:50):
mean you can start that with fight. Okay, I guess
we'll about that next week. In the meantime, I'm gonna
go cruise for anonymous pussy into West Hollywood Park. Cross
your fingers. I run into a hot piece who's down
to recap this episode with me? Stay cool, love you
(08:10):
like a sister, BRB. Have a fun summer. Yeah, okay,
I think we're good. You look gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I mean, let's not get crazy, but I need lie
for dog.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Wow, what a special treat. I was gonna set this
up that we were cruising in the park.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I know, I was expecting like like me coming out
of the bushes, because, as John very well knows, if
I'm in a park, I'm gonna want to look for
either Dick or someone to make fun of for not
showing me.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Dick. Well, looking around here. Now, I think we can
get all of that.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Now there's a child over there.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Fuck children, man, I'm also sick of kids. The dog
park over there is really upsetting.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I'm over dogs, so am I I'm over well, No,
I'm over dog owners. Really, I'm over people who stop
a conversation to be like, look at the dog.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
It's like, fuck you, Sorry, I kind of do that.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I know you do.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
That's why I just did it over there, Fuck you.
I'm just over it.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I'm like train of thought, focus, I don't care about
the dog. I'm going to the thing. I needed coffee.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Last week, I house sat for my friend Keith, and
he had me take care of his dog. And the
dog ate an entire bar of chocolate and lived. He survived.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Is that a real thing? Our dog's actually alert?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
He was fine? He was fine. Would be funny if
I'm not even recording.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I mean that would actually be h Terrified of the
angle of this camera.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Do you want to go look at it? No?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I think you look great. I think I don't want
to actually get up. That's the thing. I'm too lazy
to actually look at how I look. But I feel
like I look great.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
If this kid runs over the camera, I'm going to
fucking kids. Let him have a moment. Okay, good for you, So.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Don't judge me for my thighs or whatever is happening
on the side here.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I can also frame it out.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
No, it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
We're sitting on a park bench. We're two baggots, and
we home.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
This is this is a tale as old as time.
Two homosexuals on a park bench, West Hollywood talking about
TV uncomfortable Bravo reality show.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Okay, you've never watched Workout before.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I never watched Workout.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I was stupid for doing it, doing this whole in depth, So.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I don't I actually love it. I think it's a
fantastic idea.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I'm so sick of it. One of the things that.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I do genuinely hope for everyone involved in this television
program is that ozempic put all of them out of business.
That's really what I'm hoping for, because none of them,
including the dead guy, is that enjoyable.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Oh, Doug's enjoyable.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I'm done, even Doug.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I was just like, no, I'm sorry, Doug, don't besmirge
the name of my rest in.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Peace, Rest in peace God, you know. May his memory
be for a blessing, but boring. His memory was boring
for me.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Rest in power? Yeah, my sweet king, I don't want.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Him to rest in power.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I want him.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I want him to be for a blessing. And let's
move on.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Okay, Well, you know you sent me a screenshot someone
else died. I don't know this person yet.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah, and this other guy, Greg Plitt, I found out.
I don't know because I won't watch more of the show.
I Greg one night nine Plit I think his name
was clit Plit plit p l I T T I.
I only will watch the one episode you told me
to watch and I paid one nine for it. Well, no,
our deal was that I get to have a boner picture, right,
that's what that's my that's the reimbursements. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
But the Dixon the mail. But George Plitt he or
is it George?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Did I say?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Remember Greg Greig?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Greg? Greg Plitt was filming in Burbank a video, presumably
based on his history, a muscle video, and somewhere in
Burbank and a train hit him.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Okay, he was filming on the train tracks. It's not
like he was filming in a gym and a train
ran through the gym. He was filmed that a.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Train randomly went through a gym.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I don't mean that's what you get. I mean, if
you're on the tracks.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
He was. He was an early influencer filming on a
train track, which is never a good idea, and a
metro Link train came and smashed.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Into it again. All right for a blessings, but also
it's a lesson to all future fitness inspirational.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
It's not me, it's not me. This is watching this program.
I mean I do go to the gym on the treadmill.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah, what is your workout regime, Regimond?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
It's all about shame and guilty. But I go to
the gym.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Are you a diet or.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I do diet? I'm on an ozempic, I don't you know?
And I also watch I have an app that tells me,
like the food that I count food or whatever. But
I go to Gold's gym primarily because I like to
be in the back row of the elliptical or the
what's the thing you walk on?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Treadmill?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Treadmill? I like to be in the back row of
the treadmills to watch all of the butts in front
of me.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
You you're telling me, I'm sorry, just to go back
a little bit. You go to Gold's Gym Hollywood, Uh huh?
And are you like.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
They have validated parking. That's why I go there? Fuck
you twenty four hour fitness.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Do you currently have chlamydia or is it in remission? No?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I'm not touching anything there. I'm very hygienic there.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
But I think just walking in that building, I always
feel like I am because it's hailing. No, it's just
the people are gross?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Oh are they gross? Why are they gross?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Never mind? Everyone's great there. I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Which do you go to? Is it like an equinox?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
No? I go to a down in dirty gym in
Echo Park. I drive all the way to Echo Parky's
only gym.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I I think I know the one you go to.
Is it the.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah? Yeah, Pharaohs, Pharaohs, Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I actually know the owners of Barrows. Yeah, because I
used to go to a gym that whatever. I know
a bunch of them.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
He's gonna be on my radio show this month.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Oh, I love him, doesn't Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
He's really has huge tips, goddamn and huge guys.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I think are they still married?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
He has a wife named Emily.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yes, yes, yes, Emily. Yes, Emily is wonderful. Actually, I
think I was around when they got together.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Okay, so back to Bravo. What were you watching? You
were watching D lists around this time two thousand and seven.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, so in two thousand and seven, I was definitely
watching D List, but I was also really because I
was living in New York doing stand up Yeah, and
I didn't. I would get home late late, and I
would primarily just be watching the view because I couldn't
afford Bravo.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
The ball, Oh my god, there's a ball rolling. Oh
my god.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I was worried about the camera. You're fine, it's okay.
I'm glad you got it because I wasn't about to.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I've never touched one of those.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I got into a position that I think I look
good at it and I'm not moving from it.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
So two thousand and eight, I was watching I couldn't
afford Bravo, but I was watching D List when I could,
and that was primarily what I watched on Bravo.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I didn't really you do have cable.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I did not have cable when I lived in New York,
but I did when I visited my.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Folks and stepping out of Bravo. What else was Saint.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Louis, Missouri? Thank you very much, Andy Cohen, Saint Louis
another jew from Saint Louis, Missouri.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Saint Louis prior. He's not watching this, you know that
he might watch He might watch this one Patreon. No,
he might watch this one because episode I didn't even
put it on an amex. We need to talk about
Patreon too. Just a note for everyone getting kicked off.
I was in trouble with Patreon because I was showing
too much visible.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Understand, he has a beautiful penis.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Stop it it does?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
You do?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Come on? Really? Do? Come on? Well that's why listen.
People were paying a lot of money to look at it. Yeah,
exactly what I got in trouble to pay anything. I
hate Patreons so much right now, what they want. If
I went on there and I was like, uh, Vicky
Humbolson's a cunt, they'd be like totally fine. But if
you have a little outline of a pen like, well,
I'm not the kind of person who's gonna go on
(15:22):
there and just like, oh my god, dropping a bomb,
dropping some tea. You're a bitch. Like, I just want
to show my dig There's.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
A way you can do it, though, because I have
a friend who's like a like a nudist who does
like mail retreats, naked retreats for like dudes or whatever.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I'm listening and he.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Has to post his video using another platform, right, and
then embed it or something. Yes, And I'm like, so,
I I had to delete everything, to delete everything, and
they still send me an email every day saying all
in my text threat you're They're saying you're anyway. So
thanks to everyone who subscribes, don't leave me. We're gonna
move to substack, aren't sack. I'm helping you.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah you are? Yeah, hold on, I should say who
you are first. I'm gonna I'm gonna do an intro
for you, but you don't have to say who I am.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It could just be like a random homosexual you met
in the park happens to have a la booboo when
I'm mistyr.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Could we say you're somebody? Or we could say we
could say you are, you.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Could say my name. I'm a Challonge Scott, a writer
comedian who has more followers going.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
To show Kathy Bates how's Mattlock, it's amazing, amazing. I
don't remember where I am. That's my impersonal Kathy Bans
you do you do have more followers than me?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
And I don't think I do.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Actually, I need to streamline my social media. I've gotten
some notes from above.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Oh what do you mean? Just what are they saying
to focus.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
My social media a little bit more? It's a litt chaotic.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Who's sending you notes?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Just I'm getting some notes from upper management?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Well maybe you should get notes from people who actually
understand Instagram.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I think I'm telling you you're doing fine. Thank you.
You don't have any suggestions.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I mean I do. I do have suggestions, but I
think there are ways around it. I think they're boring suggestions.
Like when you're doing a promotional post, you always lead
with a different post and then you make the promotion
the second slide, like that kind of thing, because people
are gonna have more attention for the first slide. That's
gonna grab their attention. Then they're gonna slide because that's
what they want to see. What more is and you
can see the promotion on the second slide.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Okay, I'm gonna have to have a full coaching session
with you, I get paid in Dix that that's a
fine deal. I've been thinking our friend deal since the beginning.
I've been thinking of going to LinkedIn and hiring some
like gen z Twink to like coach me, make me funnier.
I'm going through a phase right now. Just to be
totally real, I'm going through a phase right now, I'm
(17:38):
gonna kill that dog.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Do you ever worry sitting here in the public filming
that someone's gonna run up and just steal your phone because.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
That here, Yes, because the phone is in a walkway
in active through anxiety that I have about this, I
don't think it's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
I don't want to manifest it. But I just wanted to.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Say that if you're physically fit, though, you could get
If you're holding a basically a very snatch birk any
type of purse and you look like you're not to
be fucked with, I don't think people are gonna mess
with us.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I mean, I don't know if I look like I
feel were I was just talking about this the other
day with some friends that like, I feel like people
look at me and they're like, oh, that's an easy
target like I know one. I'm the kind of like
egg shaped human, fat human that could be pushed over
and I would just topple over, like like like a
fat person falling.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I think you'll take you look like you'll take that
purse and just beat I will kill your dog. Bas
telling dog owners, why would you ever get a huge
I have a little, tiny, little purse chihuahua. Why would
you ever get a beast? It smells like shit.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
I like that big dog is controlled. See that big
dog not responsibil dog. But you can't use that angle
that I just looked because I wanted to maintain looking this.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Cutaway, I'll get away. Hold on, Okay, back to work out.
So we're on the finale. I'm just every guest is
chaotic as this as where we are right now. No,
but I like this better because I am serious. I'm
trying each episode. I'm pretending to be like so enthralled,
but I'm not. I'm bored with it show. I never
watched TV shows this much. Now I have to fit.
Oh this little girl is cute. They can't see her.
(19:07):
I hope she gets hit by train. Oh my god,
oh my god, I getting I want to edit that out. No, yeah, right,
it's a bad show kind of.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
It's I mean, yeah, it's not good.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
A bad show.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
It is a bad show.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
It's not gripping my pussy.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
No, it's bad because the host what's her.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Name, Jackie?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Is that the lesbian?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah, she's bad. No, she's crazy.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
No charisma.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Oh I disagree?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Has she She walks like she's being trained to.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Walk on reality. Am leaving. I think she's not good.
But in two thousand and seven she was iconic. No
she wasn't, Yes she was. She was the first.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
If she was iconic, i'd know her name in two
thousand and seven, and guess what I did not? But
I knew Kathy Griffins, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
But no other lesbian was headlining a show on primetime.
And also it's very gay. You have to give it
up for how gay it was. She's on campras. She
fucking goes in the ol coyote bathroom. Yeah, season yeah,
it's it's about it's more gay than Braha is. Now
I see.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
The whole vibe I got from her was that every
single scenario, like even when when she was at her therapist,
which like, it's really television. Please stop filming with therapists
like that. That's we know it's not real. It can't
be real by like hippa or something.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I think Jackie still maintains that it was real. I interviewed.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
What is she doing now?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Oh huh no, Jesus fucking Christ.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
It's a very aggressive homosexual drive by.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Also like you don't have to do you could have
led him a different way.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
They have money, They feel like they can do anything. Yeah,
I bought my bag on real reel.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I just bought a wallet on essence essense, no essence.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Oh my god, I got to send it to you. Okay, anyway,
more about this. I'm on the finale.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah, how did how did what's his name die?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
He had complications? He had kidney failure and an infection,
possible complications with HIV.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Why do you say possible?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Because was it not out? It was? I think it
was out, but I'm not sure if it was. I
can't remember what was talked about on the show. I
know that his boyfriend talked about somebody talked about it
at one and what.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Was wrong with his boyfriend? Oh my god, there's a
big ball of something coming down. This way.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
I want to film that because that's the scary twine.
What is happening?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Is there a human in that? You think?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I don't know. I mean it's making its way here,
it's making it now it's stopped.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Oh no, it's coming.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I think there's a person in it. Is there a person?
Speaker 4 (21:37):
You should interview them? I mean, where do you think
it's going? I don't know. I don't know what is it?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
It's coming for my gig, it's coming from my wig.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Do you think do you think this is what do
they call that when you have a polyp in your buttthole?
From like too much?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
A Fisher?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
A fisher? Is that a fisher?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Is sure?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
What Carrie Fisher?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Alright?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Pee? That's someone who needed a reality show, right.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
I saw her one woman show. It was brilliant.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I did too. Oh my god, I'm still drinking. I
met her once iconic. Well, oh they're getting out of
it now.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Okay this wait, fucking cock tease of a Fisher. I
want to know this performance art bitch?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Is it performance hard? Or is that actually? There is
this an unhoused person with a really creative house.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I feel like it. Oh wait, is there someone behind it.
They're behind it, they're not in it.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Oh see that's not less, but I do want to
know what's going on with it. Well, they need to
pick up the pace because we used to to take
home with you. I think you blow it up with
the bicycle going in a Kia. It's very cool. Wow. Okay,
so she's got panty hose over her face. Yeah, it's
performance art. Yeah, it's like from that's like from get
(22:53):
Out or something. Okay, well, I'm gonna put this back here.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I'm still framed. Good am I still framed.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
The frame is gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I'm gonna do the TV thing where I don't look
at you and I talk to you.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I know I'm trying to cheat out to or Okay.
A couple of things. People love a recap. I don't
love a recap, but since it is kind of the job.
They someone die, they grieve, uhha, people for me, people
for being fat.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
They decided to have an athletic line of like athletic
clothes that aren't inclusive at all.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Unfortunate. My favorite thing is that she I made notes
I should pull it out. She was like, I hated
my other samples and then they have a shot of
her holding very Sonia Morgan a black skirt and she's like,
this is this is exactly what I wanted. This is
the color I wanted to It's a black skirt.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
I like how she was saying with her lines, who
is this? I was at the ball? Is the ball
behind me? I'm not looking anymore. I'm less impressed now.
But she kept saying this thing that she wanted to
create at Athletic Wear line, that you could work out.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
And got to cocktails. I don't want to Nobody wants
to go to cocktail.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I barely want to go somewhere after climbing a thing
of steps, like I don't want to wear whatever I'm
wearing too Gold's Gym, which they don't have syphilis john
that we know of. I mean, I'm sure someone does there,
but I don't want to go. I want to go
straight home. Do you go anywhere after you work out?
I'm a mess.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I don't go anywhere where anyone's gonna see me or
know me.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
I go to Arawon, I get some food, then I
go home, and then I goon for about six hours.
Are you a gooner a little bit? Are you a gooner. Yeah,
I want to see a video of that.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I have a friend who sends me videos of his
gooning and it is like literally makes my week every
single week.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
He said, how often do you jerk off me? Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Not often? Actually I'm not a jernker.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
No, see, I'm a bai.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
I'm I mean, I'm a viewer of people doing things,
and so friends just send me things. And this one
friend who's a gooner, he like just will randomly send video.
So you should be included in that.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Send me the goon Okay, So Brian's upset, he's crying.
He has Doug's principles in his wallet. I didn't write
them down because whatever Doug's principles a fly. Yeah, Jackie
has new samples. Then they do the way ins. Kiki
quits because Jackie tells her she's obese and non Okay,
this is what not because she tells us she quits
(25:23):
and Jackie tells her she's obese, but.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Also too they it felt like they intentionally wanted to
make Kiki look bad. Also, it's telling that the only
African American person who is a part of this workout
regime other than the trainers is the one that they
focus on who's quitting, and I guarantee you someone else quit.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I guarantee you someone else in the mix. Whatever it was,
you can tell. Production hated Kiki and also too they
let her film with like like a food item in
the corner of her mouth or something wet.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
In the corner of her mouth.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
When they they glow up the people they like, they
glow up tests and every time they glow up ten
last season and this season they make her look like
she's the barwinch at a renaissance, spare ringlets and rosy cheeks,
and it's really awesome.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
I hate the Aughts vibe, the Biggest Loser aesthetic of
skinny people who are fake attractive, basically telling fat people
you can do this when it's.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Like, yeah, get control of your life or something.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Also, get a trainer that actually looks normal, gets someone
that actually has a normal sized body, because there are
plenty of trainers who look like normal humans.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
The most effective trainers are actually don't necessarily look the
most st because it's not the healthiest to get ripped. Yes,
we've learned this now that we're in twenty twenty five,
but two and seven they were still.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
My doctor just told me because he was we were
going over my weight stuff, and I was like, oh, yeah,
I have like sixty more pounds to lose. God, I
wish I could have surgery, because I could. But he's
just like, that's usually for people who like are diabetic,
right my blood pressure? And I'm like h and he's
just like, you just wear your fat well, and I
was like, fuck you, but thank you.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I don't know how I would react to that.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
I know he said that I was basically like healthy
except for being fat, which I get fat doesn't mean unhealthy.
I guess I don't really know these words and what
I should be saying right now. But I'm saying that
there should have someone who looks normal as a trainer.
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I'm going through a phase right now where I just
feel uninspired about what's unfunny. Oh creatively, creatively, I mean, like,
what do you suggest if I how can I reinject
myself with some inspiration.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
What I always find really helpful, what has always helped
me is I go to a I'm a stand up
so I go to a stand up show and I
basically just like make note of the things that people
say that I found funny, and you steal the jokes
and I steal the jokes. No, and I and I
talk with them about at comics. I mean, if if
you're so privileged that you can actually like, no, this
(27:52):
is right, it's helpful because then just workshopping or doing
things like this, it's helpful.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I was thinking about taking a Groundlings class just to
be around a group of people, because when I'm around
a group of people, I see where my humor lies.
But I'm so isolated. I'm like, hi, people watching on
the phone.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I always say. Now, I always say, like, if you
are good at what you do and you get around
someone who is also good at what they do, it
will comp.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
That's why I feel like this is a nice moment
right now we're having because you're bored at what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
You're bored, and I understand that, but I'm not.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
I'm not certainly not bored. No, No, do you want
to play little? Would you rather?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Okay, do I have a choice? No?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah, I didn't think so.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Would you rather be stuck in a group chat with
Perez Hilton or be stuck in an elevator with Jojo
Siwa Oh, I would Oh that's hard.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
You know. When I was filming my documentary in everywhere,
everyone i'd blonde hair at the time. What documentary the
Latter Day jew It's it's on the IDB. But everyone
thought I was Perez Hilton. That's how not famous I
am that when a camera's on me, people think I'm
Perez Hilton just because I'm kind of ugly and fat.
(29:01):
So I'm gonna say though that Jojo Siwah annoys me
to no end. So I'm gonna choose. I would rather
be with Press Hilton, which is crazy tough one because
I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Would you rather Kaikai with Gia Gun or Kaikai with
Nino West?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Say it again, Kaikai with ga Gun or kai Kai
with Nino West? Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Well, I'm gonna I like Nino West a lot. She's
a friend, So I'm gonna say gea Gun because I
don't want to sleep with Nina. Okay, sorry, Nina, I
love you.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
This guy's kind of I would like to see this
guy's I want to see everyone's panus. I know, yeah,
I mean like you want.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
To see his butt. He doesn't have a good butt,
but you can tell you right now he doesn't have
a good butt. You can tell Oh my god, I
saw the hottest guy the other day and from like
the waist up and then from below.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Was he straight?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
No muscled?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah, totally, no muscle tone.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
He had dark hair on top and blonde hair on
his leg. No muscle tone, like.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Just just I need the carpets to match the dre
It was all Holocaust legs. Okay, number four three. I
can say that I would you rather be hot but
dumb on reality TV? Or smart but no one wants
to fuck you? Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
I always want to be hot and dumb. I think
that's everyone's.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Goal of me too, Me too, I am that almost.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I know I'm too smart for my own good and
people already don't want to fuck me, so I'm fine. Like,
I would definitely want to be.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
If I get a little bit hotter, I could be
hot and dumb because I'm pretty dumb.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Well, you are hot and dumb, John, thank you.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I mean, would you rather wear a fedora every day
or be barefoot in public twice a week?
Speaker 2 (30:39):
You know, in the era that workout was happening, I
probably was wearing a fodora because that was the era.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Countess, that was the thing.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
So what was my other option?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Or be barefoot in public twice a week. I won't
do barefoot in public. I'll do sandals, but I won't
ever do barefoot. I don't even do barefoot in my
own home. This is a cute doggie. Okay, I just
did it again. I'm Sorrykay. Would you rather go viral
for the wrong reason or never go viral at all?
I have gone viral for the wrong reasons, so you
go viral every time you walk into Gold's gym.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah. No, I have gone viral for the wrong reasons,
So I'd rather go viral for the wrong reasons. Would
there's nothing really bad about going viral for the wrong reasons.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Would you rather be filmed crying or filmed eating?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
I've been filmed doing both, and I now refuse to
be filmed eating. I won't do eating.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Okay, some gay ones. Would you rather bottom during a
fire drill or top with the dog watching?
Speaker 2 (31:28):
I've done. I haven't done both, but I've done one
of them.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
You hate dogs, so probably the first.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
And I also I don't want to really top you
don't know. Yeah, my genitalia is very vague. It's like
it's like Kathy Baits and about Schmidt when she got
into that hot tub. You never really knew what you
were looking at, you know what I mean. It's just
sort of blotchy skin flopping around. But confidently.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Was that a dog? Twey? Did you, Queeth? No? I didn't.
Would you rather only have sex to the Golden Girls
theme song? Or only have sex in rooms with overhead lighting? Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Golden Girls theme song?
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Would you rather find out the ghost of Richard Simmons
is your new dentist or Kathy Griffin is your new proctologist? Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
I would definitely want Kathy Griffin to be my proctologist.
But also used to work out just like I did
with the rich Lemons and Simmons Lemons. Yeah, he used
to do this thing where because I have no rhythm,
I have absolutely no rhythm at all, And he would
yell across the room, I help your family has money,
because I like, I'm not good at anything other than
(32:29):
what I'm doing right now.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
He was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
He was very funny.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
You know, they're having an auction of his estate. Oh bottoms, Oh,
I bet he didn't have that greatest stuff. Actually, I
think he did. Yes, he did. He was a collector,
he was a hoarder. He had the largest collect He's
like he holds the record for having the largest collection
of original barber strips and negatives. That's so gay, Okay,
would you rather get a ut iron, Fire Island or
Chlamydia on in p Town?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Uti on Fire Island. I don't like Fire Island. I
like Peetown better, but I feel like it would be
more of a story on.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
I would love to go to pe Town with you.
I had two shows there last week.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I love p Town so much.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
I'm kind of like, not to brag. I'm kind of
like a Peetown celeb at this point, are you. It's
the only place where people stop me everywhere I go.
Oh yeah, No one knows me anywhere else, but get
that at a buffet stop him from going back?
Speaker 2 (33:22):
No, I love Petown. Pea Town is actually a vacation
for me, whereas Fire Island is work.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
It's the opposite for me. I know how to vacation
on Fire Island now, and I work in pizza I.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Don't like performing in Pizzown.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I have loved it and hated it. I hated it
spooky beer. I don't love it this past week, don't
you don't you don't have to. You know, we should
do like an in conversation to person game. Okay, would
you rather accidentally post your whole?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Sorry? I want to, but I do want to down
who's your friend who had the porn podcast?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
I don't have any friends Mark, Mark, Mark.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I want to see Mark's penis. But Mark and you
do a thing in Fire Island and I want to
go to that. I want to be on that and
I want to be the overweight person in the corner
just reacting to everything you all do.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I'm in the corner reacting to what you do. Jerk
me off. Okay, would you rather accidentally post your whole
to close friends or post hole on LinkedIn and it
gets you a job in data processing?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
I would think thinks it's funnier.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Yeah, yeah, um. Would you rather be the star of
a leaked tape that no one watches or go viral
for the world's worst whole pick on Grinder?
Speaker 2 (34:34):
You know I once got on that website Dudes with iPhones? Oh,
because I was doing It's back when Oprah was in
her last season and I was on it. Thank you
and I posted a picture of myself and all spanks
taking a picture like in the bathroom mirror, and I
posted it on Twitter or whatever, and someone like lifted
it and put it on this website and the comments
(34:55):
were so mean.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
So what was the question? Well, we have some luky lose.
We actually have some Jackie Warner fans. It looks like
these lesbians.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Oh yeah, oh okay, would I rather have my picture?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Go? I put the phone away. I dont remember what
the question was. Well, can you pull out your phone
and see who's on Sniffy's right near you don't?
Speaker 2 (35:18):
I don't know. I I don't have any of the apps.
Why I watch things? I don't need those things?
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Oh my god, but it's so fun. You would see that,
like there's a Yes, there's a good My phone is
in use.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Oh what what are we just reading on.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
It doesn't have any Internet, it's just a Wi Fi.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
You use your actual phone to film us?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yeah? Wait, so what is that phone? This is my
note phone. It's an iPhone twelve. You have it? Oh
my god, I have a nice new camera.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
I just don't feel I feel you. I feel you.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
I understand this. It's just easier.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
No, I don't have any of the apps.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
It's a weekend, it's a Saturday.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
But but I would love we should maybe like like
do a jump cut and then we react to the
sniffy situation or.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
So okay, Well, speaking of Mark, you know that you
were on the very last episode ever.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
I killed it?
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Did I cancel it? We got canceled after you canceled? Who? Who? Even?
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Who paid to have it exist?
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Falcon Naked Sword. Oh, and they were very They were
good to me. They paid me for four seasons and
then Mark kind of got in a fight with them.
What happened. I don't know exactly. I was on the
that was our last day. I love that though it.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Is kind of great. I have to say I was
to our arrest, very funny.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
You were hilarious.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
I listened back and I was like, oh, I was
on that day.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
You were great.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
I was on. I mean only because I was so
out of my element, because only you and I, I
only have a connection with you and Mark. I could
tell didn't know what to make of me, nor knew
anything about me.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
And he loved you.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Though I'm sure he did, but like I had no
he had no You could tell he knew nothing of me,
and and the who's the other guy? What was his name?
The corne star.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
He was very attractive and I've since looked at his rain.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yes, and was lovely, but he also he was he
liked me because I was just again the fat fagot
in the corner who made him like I made him laugh.
But Mark Mark, I want to Yeah, I want to
see Mark's penis.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
I'll show you.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Okay, wait, it's just out there.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
I have it on again my phone. But is he
like a porn star? No, but he has he has
an only he directs porn.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Oh, he directs porn.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Yeah, okay, okay, So any final thoughts on Workout Season two,
episode eight. I know that you guys didn't get a
full recap, but I hope this was more entertaining.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
The only recap you need is that a bunch of
horrible people started off mourning someone dying sad memory, but
he was pooring.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
And then they fat and two lesbians got celebrated because
they both lost fifteen pounds.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Well, no, they didn't even lose fifteen pounds. They barely
lost ten. Seven each of them barely lost ten, and
they were celebrated.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Meanwhile, they were already skinny.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Girls lost like forty some pounds, one of them even,
and this is the one. This is okay, this is
the storyline I wish they would have because one of
the girls who lost I think maybe like twenty pounds
or something. Don't know what they lost, but hi, but
they they they like she like wanted to be a trainer.
She like wanted to be a physical trainer. And that's
the kind of like trainer that I want. Someone who
(38:11):
looks normal, who's actually like a struggle, who like understands weight,
understands the struggle with weight. That's that's what I want
the show to be about, not that dumb lesbian bitch
who like had this apparel line and had every fake scene. Sorry, lady,
I don't like her. Is she still around?
Speaker 1 (38:26):
She is still around. She lives in Ohio. She's listening.
Is she really Yes, she's been on the show. We
love Jackie. I don't need her.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Sorry, she's fine, hine puppy, She's fine. She's no, she's boring.
I'm sorry. I don't want to see a dog taking
a ship. Listen, I'm gonna say this. I I think
you're probably a good person.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
She's a good person.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
I'm sure you're a good person. I take back the
profanity that I just used. That said that said, I
do feel like you were a little rehearsed, and I
didn't necessarily enjoy the way you communicated with some of
the clientele, you know what.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Totally fair. Yeah, I'm sure she would say something along
the same lines. Looking back, I'm gonna get sued. No,
you're not tell everyone your show. So you had the
parting shot, final shot, parting shot, parting shot news Week, Yes,
which is a big deal. You interviewed the biggest people
out there, thank you. Yeah, not biggest, the biggest and biggest.
Yeah you know I'm.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
One of them. Yeah. No, I have that I have
out in the Lanneie a Golden Girls podcast. And then
Sadie Pines, which you and I've done a show together,
Sadie Pines and yeah, fun things coming up, fun, good
things coming up.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Will you take shows? Will you take me to hot Dog? Yes?
I will. I've never been.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
You've never been to hot Dog?
Speaker 1 (39:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Hot Dog's fun. Hot Dogs a party here in Los Angeles,
and I host it sometimes like at the door there
and it's cute, it's fun and I love It's hosted
by Mario Diaz, who's like an icon in Night Live.
And I've known for a very long time.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
I've always had a c Mario.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Mario is literally the best, so it's most iconic. So,
I mean, just the nicest dude. And when he when
you're in Mario's family, you are in Mario's family. Are
you love that?
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Will you be in my family?
Speaker 2 (40:13):
I am in your family.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
I'm in your family.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
I mean yeah, of course you asked if I would
come to a park on a Saturday outside and film
with people dog shitting like that. Only only people who
are family would do that.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
I love you. Thank you for doing that, and we do.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Can we look at Sniffy's now?
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yeah? Okay, you're on your phone there, Oka on that phone.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
I know this episode was chaotic, but thank you for
joining anyway all the way to the end. I love
Agell and Scott go follow him wherever he they are.
Thank you so much for joining us. It's nice to
be back home. Thank you for sticking with me. We
are at the end of season two. I'm going to
find that finale, so stick with me. This week it's
(41:00):
going to be all about tracking it down, finding it,
watching it and then regrilling Andy about it. But how
will I find it? Only time will tell. Have an
amazing week. I'm going to see Lady Gaga tonight. Actually,
wish you were here. Abercabra, ab U Na Na, Aberca,
Debra Morta, ooh Gaga, Abercabra, all right, over and out.
(41:28):
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My Favorite Murder is a true crime comedy podcast hosted by Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark. Each week, Karen and Georgia share compelling true crimes and hometown stories from friends and listeners. Since MFM launched in January of 2016, Karen and Georgia have shared their lifelong interest in true crime and have covered stories of infamous serial killers like the Night Stalker, mysterious cold cases, captivating cults, incredible survivor stories and important events from history like the Tulsa race massacre of 1921. My Favorite Murder is part of the Exactly Right podcast network that provides a platform for bold, creative voices to bring to life provocative, entertaining and relatable stories for audiences everywhere. The Exactly Right roster of podcasts covers a variety of topics including historic true crime, comedic interviews and news, science, pop culture and more. Podcasts on the network include Buried Bones with Kate Winkler Dawson and Paul Holes, That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast, This Podcast Will Kill You, Bananas and more.
The Joe Rogan Experience
The official podcast of comedian Joe Rogan.