April 20, 2025 • 29 mins
In Episode 2 of Show Pony, John Arthur Hill is joined by Eric Maxwell — creative director, Bravo superfan, fitness fanatic, and lesbian historian.
They dive into the scandals of Workout Season 1, Episode 2 — from hazingi jessie with whipped cream to the dramatic moment Rebecca shows an unsolicited d*ck pic to Jody Watley.
It’s an unhinged ride through vintage reality TV, outrageous gay drama, and the chaotic decisions that shaped an era. 🐎 New episodes every Monday!
Watch full video episodes on YouTube: @johnhilljohnhill
They dive into the scandals of Workout Season 1, Episode 2 — from hazingi jessie with whipped cream to the dramatic moment Rebecca shows an unsolicited d*ck pic to Jody Watley.
It’s an unhinged ride through vintage reality TV, outrageous gay drama, and the chaotic decisions that shaped an era. 🐎 New episodes every Monday!
Watch full video episodes on YouTube: @johnhilljohnhill
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Wooh, there we go. That feels just so correct. If
you're a hot, sexy trainer in a hot tub on
a fitness retreat and you want to call me a slut,
you better say it to my face, and you better
believe that the best way to my heart is by
gifting me an oil painting of myself. I'm John Hill,
and welcome to show Pony a relentless look at the
(00:26):
shows that shape us. Before I get into this week's episode,
here's what I'm watching this week. I'm almost done binging
the entire season of the new Black Mirror, my favorite
show to stream on any platform. If you're not into it,
get into it now. But as much as I love
Black Mirror, I love another show even more. What's better
than Black Mirror?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You ask? That's right?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Workout Bravos two thousand and six, classic docu soap starring
Jackie Warner.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Do you have what it takes? So?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
If you don't have what it takes, you're out of here.
Well it's time to talk about season one, episode two
of Workout. But first, have you followed, liked, and subscribed
this show which you are now watching and enjoying? If not,
do it Some famous ladies went to space the other day.
But the question on everyone's mind is why go to
(01:11):
space when you could go back to two thousand and
six to Jackie Warner's haven in the Heavens, Sky Sport
and Spa taking your trainers on a slutty retreat to
haze them. That is female empowerment, shirtless rough housing, and
whipped cream hazing. Try fitting that in a Blue Origin capsule.
Try filling that in Lauren Sanchez's face. So with that
(01:32):
being said, let's talk about Workout Season one, episode two.
We learn more about Jackie's business and coaching philosophy. Jesse
joins the team. Jackie takes the trainers on a retreat
to do boot camp drills and to get drunk in
a hot tub, where Jesse calls Rebecca a slot. Then
the guys take their tits out and they haze Jesse,
spraying him down with whipped cream, all in time for
Mimi and Jackie to have a meltdown fight after Mimi
(01:53):
gives Jackie a painting of herself that looks like Charlie's
theon as Eileen Warno's painted by blind five year old.
This week, I'm bringing in my Brooklyn bestie and Show
Pony creative director Eric Maxwell to help process.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Let's begin. Yay, you're here.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Wow, welcome back to Show Pony. I'm here with the
one and only Eric Maxwell. Hey, okay, wait, full transparency.
First things first, you and I just actually worked out.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
We did actually this week out we went.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
To Barry's ride. We did. How did I do?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I couldn't really tell because you were so far in
the back.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I just realized I have gum. I'm just gonna put this.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
When I talked to you, I just talked to you, right,
talk to me. Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
We just worked out. We did to get into character.
We worked out. Yes, that's how dedicated we are.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
It had been two weeks since I worked out.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well, you were supposed to be on the premiere episode
of Show Pony, but you decided to get Miss Noro.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
No, I hadn't. Here's the thing I had two months ago,
and I had the flu.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Now what's next?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I don't know. It sounds like I'm hiding something.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
What's next for you? Lime Mano?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I want scurvy?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You can get it, you know. Robbie Williams just got scurvy. Really, Yeah,
it's a pirate's disease. So we're covering episode two of workout.
You've been watching along with me. You watched the pilot.
We both watched episode two last night.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I've been watching along at home before.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
We went into our workout this morning. You said something
funny to me about like we are working out in
a basement dungeon. We are here in New York, but
in LA. It was struck you that this gem Sky
Sport and Spa is in the sky.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yes, because I see so much of this show and
I don't know if it's a fitness thing or if
it's an LA thing, And it like has taught me
how little I know about LA. It feels like a
different world.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
It is a different world.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
And it's also what they shot this twenty years ago. Yeah,
but it looks like I'm looking into a life that
like I'll just never know where understand.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Traveling back to two thousand and six. Watching this show
is a trip.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yes, And what I said to you is that I'm
shocked at how put together everybody, Like thirty two inch
extensions sewn in for the gym full faces yesk god,
yeah they look great, But I think it's.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
More a TV thing. But like people in La are
self obsessed and they're crazy andess especially like what two
thousand and six was Indy Slee's peak.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, well, I've also thought they had really beautiful trendy
necklaces on. And you taught me that those are probably
just the microphones.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
They're just mix I think, yeah, but they all wear them.
The fashion of this place is insane. Yes, at the
end of this episode, Jackie's wearing like a spirit Halloween
glitter NIGHTI not to cut to the end, but when
Mimi gives her the painting of herself.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
It's like the Christmas tree Shop. Do you know what
the Christmas tree shop is? Yes? Okay, it looks like
something you would buy at the Christmas tree Shop.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Let's analyze the theme song of workout really quick.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I have a lot to say about the theme song.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Okay, Well, I've printed out the lyrics to go through them.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
No, well, I have a I have a theory that
I don't need anyone to verify. Okay, what It's a
song that already exists and has existed for decades. It
is the song I'm Really Hot by Missy Elliott, and
they definitely wanted Yes, I'm very serious, and I can't
believe we haven't talked about talking. It's the song I'm
Really Hot by Missy Elliott, and they were like, we
(05:21):
want to use this, but we can't get the rights
to use this on the show, so we will create
our own version of Missy Elliott's I'm really Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
This is a TV thing. This is called a sound alike.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Okay, it is the same song. And the first time
I ever heard it, I was like, this is a
Missy Elliott song.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Let's just listen to a little bit of it real quick.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I'm really hot, You're hot? No, that's the song feeling.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
How's your feeling? Keeping into celebrities, Jackie, you should motivate
it at the top of her game.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You lost that. It's also a drag race rat years
making Jenny feeling.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Workout.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
That was a horse at the end.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Wow. Yeah, okay, so you have the lyrics there. Anything
strikes you like, here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, it strikes me that this song already exists.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
The first I was like, maybe this is just like
a filler song, but no, they found a song which
you said was I'm really Hot by Missy Elia. I'm
really hot in Missy Elliott.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Have you heard that song I love how I thought
you were really hot just now I am hot. But
that is it has nothing to do with the first
episode that I watched. I was like, I know this song.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Workout scream, you can really work it out. If you
got goals you can't stop, then you better make it hot. Jackie,
how's you feeling? Beverly Hills? Where the rich keep it sexy,
work hard, play hard, turn into celebrities with drive? It
was about Jody Wyler with drive and passion. Jackie keeps
you motivated, top of her game. Your lifestyle will change
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the problem with this song, whoever wrote this, whoever production
company paid five hundred dollars to some jingle house to
make this. The emphasis on some of these words are
just really inappropriate. If you've got goals you can't stop,
then you better make it hot. Jackie. How's you feel in?
Why is it hows you feel in?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Jackie? Because they took a song that they liked and
they said, do we even have to change all the
words either? They only changed a couple.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Of them, Jackie. They just added to Jackie.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
No, Missy Elliott loves Jackie.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I bet Missy Elliott literally loves driving their friends. Okay,
let's talk about the opening montage. Jackie says she thinks
having the best trainers will put sky Sport and Spot
on the map, and that trainers have to have at
least ten clients that can trade you two three times
a week.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
So what I would argue is ten clients wouldn't fit
in sky Sports.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
They wouldn't if.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
They each had a client. They all cannot work out
at the same time.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Well, because there's also so many not so many machines,
like twenty people if you count a trainer can't be
like on the tricep push down and.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Here's my thing. You sacrifice space. So why I would
think in LA the gym would be very big.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
My gym in LA is huge, and that's why I
go there. She says. Most motivation is the most important thing,
otherwise you're out. I just want to make sure I
ask every guest do you have what it takes? Because
if you don't have what it takes, no, you're out
of here.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I just want to say it to everyone because it
seems so fun to say. They set up the retreat.
Jackie shares the three goals of this retreat. Do you
remember what they are no, but I remember her.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Jesse. It cut to Jesse dog walking a woman with
like a leash of a resistance band.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
And then he screams at her, like, pretend that you're
in New York City. You've got two thousand dollars in
You're a person I'm chasing after you.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
It's like and it cuts to Jackiet being like, I
like that guy.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, she likes it.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
She says.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
The three goals of the retreat are to share my expertise,
her expertise, which we'll get to test their performance level,
and to gain their loyalty giving maga.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Give them mockia belly.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Rebecca pokes boobs. Rebecca's just standing at a treadmill, and
she goes, what if I piped your boob like that?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
And the girl's like her thirty two in extenses.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Her Rachel hair, Yeah, her Rachel hair. And the woman
who she's training, who's boop she pokes, goes, No, I
wouldn't like that. Yeah, She's like, ah, this is planting
the seed for the storyline of Rebecca's a sexual predator.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Well, I don't want to. Yeah, I don't want to
breadcrumb too much without real leg I don't want to
we know.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
She shows a dick pict to Jody Otley later that's.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I was also like, I don't want to give anything away.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I'm twenty years old. But then they go into this
whole thing. Jackie says, I see Rebecca's crack more than
I see my own girlfriend's crack, which I.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Was like, what are you know about crack jockey?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
And then you know, Rebecca says crack is whack, and
I guess, back in two thousand and six, crack is
whack was still kind of funny to say, how about that.
Jackie sees all this happening. I see her crack, she's
leading with sexuality, and her response is not to reprimand her,
but to go work out with her. And she's like, Okay,
train me and let me see how your training is.
And she makes her sit on the edge of the
bench and do VPS and Jackie goes, Okay, yeah, now
(09:54):
I can feel it my hip flexus, which is great
because we all want that v Okay, great, You're talent
is creativity, and that's gonna be great.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
But I think it's kind of setting us up for
what we learn is later going to be.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
That they fall in love right exactly the fact that
that happens. And I still here's what I know about
the series. I know Doug dies, and I know that
Rebecca turns lesbian.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Two of the trainers are not disease. I don't know
who the other one is. There is to who the
other one. Oh my god, the next episode.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
It's such a hard thing to be able. I'm trying
to look ahead and but also look back, and also
look back and look within. Watching workout is really an
exploration of my body, my emotional interior. Okay, we set
up the Mimi and Rebecca beef. They're trying to set
that up for later that me, I'm afraid of me, Me,
I'm afraid of me. I'm afraid of me. Mem There's
(10:47):
something that when she talks to Jackie when they're having
these scenes, she's kind of like she's looking off in like.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
The wrong place, like she's picturing what she would look
like in.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
A bag with her head on a platter. Then we're
giving me a Doug and Jody Wattley and this is
the dick pick and I didn't realize it. It's Rebecca's
boyfriend's dick.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
It is. She does reveal that later on and.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
She's like, my boyfriend is rather large, and I love it.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
That's a Verizon flip phone with like a two and
a half.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Inches Do you remember that? Though?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
I do? I do.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
There were dicks on those there were. Yeah, my dick
was on a couple of flip phones. My dick was
on a razor.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Why is her penis on a fick girl's phone?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Haa, I hate you.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
That's Rebecca relishing in her boyfriend's massive are we all?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Jody Watley sees the dick and collapses on the floor.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
And then it's also because she has two months to
lose sixty five pounds, so she might have collapsed because
she's so tired.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
There's a moment in there also, who's the Erica is
training someone. She's like, what have you had to eat today?
She's making her do jumping Jackson. She's like an orange and.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Orange and she's like, Okay, if Erica asked me what
I ate today, I would say I don't know and
then kill myself. Yeah, sorry, I love it. I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Rebecca's unhinged and she is so horny. I don't know, Like,
how could you ever give up that big dick for Jackie.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
We don't know what anyone gave up.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
That's true. Another part of the episode is they're trying
they're trying to set up Jesse as they're gonna haze him.
On this retreat, he reveals that he was married to
a woman. He says he was married to a woman.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Like, we have to hate you. That's the only acceptable solution.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Like hating it is. It just does seem like a
reality show set up, Like a producer suggested, like, yeah,
how do you initiate like a new team member and
somebody's like we hate them, Like, oh, that's funny, and
like it. It seems very much like that'll be good
for the show to like do a fun hazing.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I think Brian wants to beat the shit out of.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I want Brian to get inside my mouth, right, I
love him, I love Doug. Who do you love the most?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Jesse?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I don't know, everyone says Jesse. They go through three
times that's happened in this episode. They're in the van.
Maybe Erica Erica's really Maybe Erica Erica's the Yasmine bleef
of workout. She is, I hope with let yeah, but
even Doug. Let's see Doug says, I fuck Jesse first,
Doug's mind.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
May he rest in? Doug? Can you put Taps in
an episode?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
You pause?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I think Taps is royalty free. Eric's a wet blanket.
She's like, you know what, we always had to move
around a lot, and I feel like I was always
Hayes growing up, and I'm not really about that. So
I feel protective of Jesse and girls we don't Haese.
And I'm like, have you ever.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Seen Let's go shop?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Let's go shopping. She's like, girls don't haze.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
They definitely do. And I've ever heard seen the sorority
TV movies with the circle the fat. I don't want
to get into it too much, but I lived in
well not I didn't need to. I didn't need to
be Haze to start circling my fat. But when I
was in school, there was a sorority who they had
to all sit blindfolded in a line behind one another,
kind of human centipede style, and the sisters who were
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in the sorority would have a raw peeled onion and
a raw peeled apple and they would say to this
one had to and they would say they would say,
you can buy the apple. Or the onion, but the
one that you don't eat is what the sister behind
you gets. And my friend who I lived was just like,
I got really confused, so I just take the apple.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
She looked like she likes onion.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I was never haze, though I was. Did you ever,
how were you haze?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Well? I wasn't like a gay fraternity. It was not
actually officially gay, but it.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Was just a gang bang so yeah wow.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
But they kept us awake all the time, so we
were up at like all hours of the night. I
hate that, and we had to. It was memorization hazing,
so we would have to memorize years and years and
years of dates and word recipients and like notable people
who were in it.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
That's worse than circling fat. That's worse than eating an onion. Yeah,
I would hate that.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I told people I was learning a lot, but I
think I was just being hae.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, Mibi has a fight on the phone with Jackie. This,
I mean, their relationship takes me out of my body
and makes me uncomfortable because I hate being around couples
who fight.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
We well, sometimes I love watching it sometimes, like you've
ever been in Times Square and watched a couple of
fight and their kids are there.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, but they did like that. I like that. I
like because they've taken their ass to New York City
with their revolting kids and they're having a meltdown. It's like,
that's what you that's what you deserve.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
And I agree with you. Watching them fight, I'm like,
I already don't want to be dating someone.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I can also see what's happening in their relationships, so clearly,
I'm like, breakup.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Now, get Rebecca in here.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Mimi's chewing gum at dinner, which I love. She's at
the dinner table just chewing gum. They make out again
and Jackie bites her I mean, and Meebe bites her face.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Which I think is like a you better watch.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Out a macroaggression. I'll eat you.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Jackie's training a guy who is trained to play out
Elvis on Alcatraz. What movie was that?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
No? No, no, no, no, no, no close. But he
has a rigorous shooting schedule that he's gonna play Elvis first,
He's gonna play Elvis and then but can you imagine
Elvis and Alcatraz?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I was kind of like, wow, what happened Rebecca has
this monologue about bodies don't matter. Body parts are just
body parts. It's the heart that matters. And then she
immediately right after saying that, starts showing Doug the thongs
she plans on wearing on the retreat and he is gay.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
He was.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
She's like, don't you want to see these? Don't you
want to see these? He's like, yeah, with the time
I have left.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah, poor Doug.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I don't know how he passed. I said after our
show the other day, me and Andy were in the
bathroom going t T and the gossip. He was like.
I was like, girl, I'm doing this workout recap show
and he was like, that is so brilliant. He's like,
you know, I cried at that reunion because Doug died.
And I was like, I didn't know you. I didn't
know there was a reunion, So we're gonna watch that.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
I kind of want to play Candle in the wind
right now?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Oh my god? Can we license that?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Or could we make it sound like a flashlight in
the in the breeze? They go to the boot camp, well,
they well, boot camp is part of retreat. Yes.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
They go on the van ride to the retreat, they
still talk about the hazing. Doug says that he'd take
Jesse on a deserted island. They go through that thing
and like, who would you take with you? Gay, I
don't think I would be into Jesse. I would take
Doug first, Brian second, Andre next, and then Jesse and
then the girls.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Can I cut ahead twins? And Zen? First off, her
name is Zen. Second of all, She's like, I don't know.
I would just turn all the lights off and just
like go for it.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I would just have a gang bang, yeah, which is
like time efficient. They do the boot camp. Doug is topless.
That was a highlight for me. I love those big,
big old titties. You really just a big, a big
burly man with his shirt off, barrel chested, and Brian
looks hot to the part where it made me a
little nervous or anxious when they're doing a boxing drill
(17:59):
and Jackie's like, we're.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Not really going to do boxing, just a shoulder workout.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
A shoulder workout, first of all, why do you need?
That's not a great shoulder workouts.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
But in two thousand and four or five that might
have been like the most That's what I was also
going to say to you, she introduced it. Whoa, she
introduces this boot camp as if it is the most innovative,
revolutionary exercise that's ever been brought to market. But we
just did one.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
But in two thousand and six, Berries hadn't popped off yet,
but the army had right, but it hadn't made its
way into the fitness mainstream, and it was becoming super trendy.
Berries launched in like two thousand and six, seven eight, anyway,
so she was it was on trend and it was
about to blow up. But like the shoulder workout, the
boxing and the shoulder workout took me out a little bit.
(18:43):
And then like she didn't.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Want like a real genuine box though she made that clear.
But then why, I guess why you have to put
the whole thing on and the pads.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Right, and like a boxing drill is more for like
agility and speed and things like that, not like a
shoulder workout, go do some lateral raises.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
It would have been a great cast member as a trader.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I know I could have replaced Doug. And then Rebecca's
like where was I when they were casting million dollars
a baby? Could you imagine if Rebecca had won.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Not getting her hair done is the answer getting those
k tips put in.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Jackie says, everything I do is planned. I planned on
getting drunk with my trainers this weekend. It's part of
like showing that I'm one of them or whatever. So
she gets drunk in the hot tub with them. Then,
as Rebecca goes to get her massage, Jesse calls her
a slut.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yes, quietly, m M yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
And when I watched it for the second time, he
definitely just says slut.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
I will say, I will say, that's kind of the
way that I would say it to you or another
loved one.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Of like, But I don't think he's trying to say, you, guys,
Rebecca's a slut.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I agree, And it was unfortunate timing for people who
really didn't know each other very well exactly, and Zen
is just happy to be there.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
It is such a sexually tense show because right after
this happens, they do another countdown of who they'd sleep
with and in what order. Doug and Brian both say Jesse,
and then Zen says she just fuck everyone all at once.
Rebecca giving she's giving it ends with us, Blake Lively,
Beanie and she's like, I heard that somebody said something
that was bad. Like they're building this whole thing of
like I need to confront because I was called a slut.
(20:12):
And then we have the whole say it to my
face confrontation, which was back then such a reality show thing,
like say it to my sake face, Like I don't
want if you have something to say bad about me,
do not say it to my face.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
No, just talk about me behind my back.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Leave it in the comments you like you usually do. Okay, Well,
Peeler confronts him while he's playing cards, Jesse, I mean.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
He's well, they go between Brian and Peeler, and I
was getting confused, so I did look it up, and
it turns out his name is say it with me,
Brian Pyler exactly.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I thought Peeler was a nickname he gave himself because
he peels away the pounds.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Whoa maybe he says that in the first episode.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
He's like, I'm peeling the pounds, but his name is
Brian Peler. Yeah, he's That confrontation at the table was
interesting because he's like, don't play cards while she's trying
to tell you something or whatever. And then Jack He's like,
y'all are making to a big deal.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yet he stepped in.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
I know, but I kind of thought that, like in
today's day and age, she never would have minimized Rebecca's
confrontation of being called a slut. She would have been like, Jesse,
answer for yourself, let's work this out.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
It's definitely what I thought about too, where I was like,
I don't love that we're minimizing this protecting the Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
The other woman in the room was like, it's not
that big of a deal. But I think her point
was he was kidding and it was a dumb joke.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
The intent was yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Then they spray him down with cream.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah, I don't know. I blinked. I looked up and
everyone was in a bootcut jean shirtless covering people in.
Was it shaving cream or whip cream?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
I choose to believe it was whip cream.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
I hope it was hip cream.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I do too. I thought maybe it was a silly
string at some point, but no.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
That's a that's a thick.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
It was silly string, thick and creamy. Yeah, yeah, thank god,
It's just how I want it. Then Jackie gets to
her bathtub anyway and she reflects in the bathroom. In
the bathtub, what.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
A weird scene for them to like cut to her
like tiptoeing into the water. I know, Yeah, it was
a little bachelorette. Actually.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
First they have dinner and they're kind of pleasant.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
And she comes in not like I'm gonna shop you up.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Mimi gives her a gorgeous painting of herself. It looks
kind of like Shirley's then, as painted by a five
year old, and Jackie's like, wow, thank you, it's so cool.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah, but you know what, I bet at them in
that time that.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Was it was cute. Probably it looks like it was stolen.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Off, talking like it was the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Then they blow up Jackie's BK Spirit Helloween shirt and
I am on Mimi's side for this fight.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yeah, I think Jackie ran out of excuses.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Don't tell me you lost your phone and then say
oh it was dead, and then oh they stole it,
which which is it.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Mimi catches her and she's like, so no one else
had a phone. What I would say today is I
don't even know my own parents' phone number, let alone yours. True,
But I guess at the like we grew up memorizing
phone numbers.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Jackie got wasted and didn't call Yeah, waste and drunk
and passed out and called it a night. Yeah, and
it's probably addicted to the drama. To be honest, maybe
I think she's addicted the drama. She's like, whatever, it'll
be a mess tomorrow, but that'll be tomorrow's problem. Okay.
Great In honor of Rebecca being called a slut. First
of all, just so we've said it, we support sluts.
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We are sluts.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Well, I support it, but I'm not one.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
You should be, Yeah, I want you to be more
of a slut.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Okay, we'll work on that. But we support sluts. And
I have a lot of sluts in my life and
I love them very very much.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
And being a slut shouldn't be shamed. So here are
some I'm going to ask you some questions. Sure, I
looked up on the internet. I just put sluts who
made history? Was Doug a slut? Is what I want
to I hope he was a slut? Okay, See, if
you know these this slut is the greatest spy in history,
but it's more widely remembered for being a strip tease
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artist the Madahari. This biblical slut loved being watched while
she took bats, and King David found her so hot
sluty he had her husband killed so he could have her,
and then God got mad and basically killed her baby.
That's not Gomora Bathsheba. Absolutely, this famous slut's birth name
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was Norma Jean Marilyn.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
But oh, that's a complicated answer because was she a slut?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
No, this is the internet talking, not me. This famous
slut sucked Bill Clinton's you know what, Monica, Well, I
also love not a slut, not a slut, a genius, okay,
a mogul. Then I clicked on another another site that
popped up when I googled famous sluts about history.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
That's crazy that those came up.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
And this is I'm gonna go. This is something called
WatchMojo dot com uh listed the twenty top twenty celebrity sluts.
Do you want to.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Guess I'm uncomfortable already before you've why? Well, curious, sus crazy?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
This is I assume this is what like the mass general,
like straight guy who's not involved in show business, just
like called it's upsetting to see them call these women
just like oh, they're a slut, but it's interesting. Number twenty,
Alejandro Guzman. Don't know what that is? Nineteen Christina Applegate.
What eighteen? You're not gonna like this, Lady Gaga really,
(25:18):
Number seventeen, it just says a grande. I assume it's Ariana.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
This is terrible.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
I am shocked. Sixteen j Wow, You're not. Number fifteen
is the one that took me out the most. Number
fifteen out of the top twenty celebrity sluts, Nini Leaks,
number fourteen, Britney Spears, number thirteen, OMG girls. Who are
the OMG girls?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I know?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Number twelve Pussycat Dolls. I think it's a fair thing.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
I think it's slut drag perfect. It's a slutsuit you
put on to start the day.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Number eleven WatchMojo dot COM's Top twenty celebrity sluts. Number
eleven is another housewive.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Guess it is?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
It's so good? Teresa what she's the number Number eleven,
biggeste liberty slut. Number ten, Cameron Diaz, number nine, someone
I don't know, eight, Snookie seven, Christina Aguilera six, Alissa Milano.
Now we're into our top five.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
This is all an algorithm.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
This is Yeah, I'm fascinated though, Jenna Jamison, an A,
Nicole Smith, Miley Cyrus number two? Do you have to guesses?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
You just breeze past Miley Cyrus?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Like why is she?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
This is?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Are straight guys walking around being like, oh, Miley cy
was just a slut. I don't get that.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I really hate this, like in my bones hate who's
the Who's the first one?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Number two is Paris? Oh my god, you can guess
number one. I believe in you.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Number one? Jackie?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Oh, Jackie Warner?
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Pam Noam's not even on the That's why this is
such bullshit. On the list is Kim Kay? Okay, we
celebrates Lets see. I think it's a list to be celebrated.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I hope that it's It's something that I could own.
Sex positive, Yes, sex positive it should be Yeah, yeah,
I would embrace it. Any final thoughts on episode two
of Workout? What are you looking forward to in episode three?
Rebecca's hair more Dick pics, Rebecca's hair more, Jody Wattlee
more Jody watt Lee.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Wait, I think there's one more clip I pulled that
I wanted to play for you that stuck out for
me in a little audio clip. This is the start
of a sentence that Rebecca was about to.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Say, after I showed my boyfriend's penis picture, what you.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Went to buy bread?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Mad? Yeah? After I showed my boyfriend's penis picture.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
To Penis penis picture, Penis pictured picture Jody Wattley, and
you know that, a producer was like, okay, can you
rephrase my question in a sentence? You showed your penis picture.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
To Grammy Award winner, to.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Shared my boyfriend his picture. I hot wired my boyfriend's
car and dro to his house and rode his huge car.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I broke my veganism. Yeah, it kind of sounds like
that one part of Killer.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
It kind of sounds like gal Gado because there's emotion
behind that. Well, listen, we had a special guest today.
If you're not watching this on YouTube and it wasn't me,
it certainly wasn't. This is some sort of president that
we're sitting in front of. I think it's Herbert Hooper. Eric,
thank you so.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Much, Thank you for having me.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
We come back later in the season as we're winding down.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I guess people will have to stay tuned and find out. Wow,
see if I get the flu again.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Let's just have a moment for Doug. Let's just have
a moment of life like a trainer in this guy. Okay,
thanks for joining us. See you next week for episode three.
I'm sitting on pins and needle.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I'm sitting on a hemorrhoid cushion. I really am, but
I don't have one.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Join the patreons you can see the bonus footage, an
amazing segment with Eric where he talks about his Slutti goals. Okay,
by thanks bye, thanks for joining me. I'll see you
same time, same place next week. And if you have
more than two oranges for food, I'll know.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
You better watch out.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I'll tell Erica. I'll be catching up on Summerhouse and
The Valley and also the Netflix Swedish Murder, Mystery quicksand
just to make sure, I'm giving you the most scattered,
eclectic TV items to digest as humanly possible. Show Pony
is produced, written, performed, and edited by me John Hill,
and produced by you. That's why you should go.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Join the Patreon. I'll see you next week.
Wooh, there we go. That feels just so correct. If
you're a hot, sexy trainer in a hot tub on
a fitness retreat and you want to call me a slut,
you better say it to my face, and you better
believe that the best way to my heart is by
gifting me an oil painting of myself. I'm John Hill,
and welcome to show Pony a relentless look at the
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shows that shape us. Before I get into this week's episode,
here's what I'm watching this week. I'm almost done binging
the entire season of the new Black Mirror, my favorite
show to stream on any platform. If you're not into it,
get into it now. But as much as I love
Black Mirror, I love another show even more. What's better
than Black Mirror?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You ask? That's right?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Workout Bravos two thousand and six, classic docu soap starring
Jackie Warner.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Do you have what it takes? So?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
If you don't have what it takes, you're out of here.
Well it's time to talk about season one, episode two
of Workout. But first, have you followed, liked, and subscribed
this show which you are now watching and enjoying? If not,
do it Some famous ladies went to space the other day.
But the question on everyone's mind is why go to
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space when you could go back to two thousand and
six to Jackie Warner's haven in the Heavens, Sky Sport
and Spa taking your trainers on a slutty retreat to
haze them. That is female empowerment, shirtless rough housing, and
whipped cream hazing. Try fitting that in a Blue Origin capsule.
Try filling that in Lauren Sanchez's face. So with that
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being said, let's talk about Workout Season one, episode two.
We learn more about Jackie's business and coaching philosophy. Jesse
joins the team. Jackie takes the trainers on a retreat
to do boot camp drills and to get drunk in
a hot tub, where Jesse calls Rebecca a slot. Then
the guys take their tits out and they haze Jesse,
spraying him down with whipped cream, all in time for
Mimi and Jackie to have a meltdown fight after Mimi
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gives Jackie a painting of herself that looks like Charlie's
theon as Eileen Warno's painted by blind five year old.
This week, I'm bringing in my Brooklyn bestie and Show
Pony creative director Eric Maxwell to help process.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Let's begin. Yay, you're here.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Wow, welcome back to Show Pony. I'm here with the
one and only Eric Maxwell. Hey, okay, wait, full transparency.
First things first, you and I just actually worked out.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
We did actually this week out we went.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
To Barry's ride. We did. How did I do?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I couldn't really tell because you were so far in
the back.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I just realized I have gum. I'm just gonna put this.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
When I talked to you, I just talked to you, right,
talk to me. Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
We just worked out. We did to get into character.
We worked out. Yes, that's how dedicated we are.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
It had been two weeks since I worked out.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well, you were supposed to be on the premiere episode
of Show Pony, but you decided to get Miss Noro.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
No, I hadn't. Here's the thing I had two months ago,
and I had the flu.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Now what's next?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I don't know. It sounds like I'm hiding something.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
What's next for you? Lime Mano?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I want scurvy?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You can get it, you know. Robbie Williams just got scurvy. Really, Yeah,
it's a pirate's disease. So we're covering episode two of workout.
You've been watching along with me. You watched the pilot.
We both watched episode two last night.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I've been watching along at home before.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
We went into our workout this morning. You said something
funny to me about like we are working out in
a basement dungeon. We are here in New York, but
in LA. It was struck you that this gem Sky
Sport and Spa is in the sky.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yes, because I see so much of this show and
I don't know if it's a fitness thing or if
it's an LA thing, And it like has taught me
how little I know about LA. It feels like a
different world.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
It is a different world.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
And it's also what they shot this twenty years ago. Yeah,
but it looks like I'm looking into a life that
like I'll just never know where understand.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Traveling back to two thousand and six. Watching this show
is a trip.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yes, And what I said to you is that I'm
shocked at how put together everybody, Like thirty two inch
extensions sewn in for the gym full faces yesk god,
yeah they look great, But I think it's.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
More a TV thing. But like people in La are
self obsessed and they're crazy andess especially like what two
thousand and six was Indy Slee's peak.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, well, I've also thought they had really beautiful trendy
necklaces on. And you taught me that those are probably
just the microphones.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
They're just mix I think, yeah, but they all wear them.
The fashion of this place is insane. Yes, at the
end of this episode, Jackie's wearing like a spirit Halloween
glitter NIGHTI not to cut to the end, but when
Mimi gives her the painting of herself.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
It's like the Christmas tree Shop. Do you know what
the Christmas tree shop is? Yes? Okay, it looks like
something you would buy at the Christmas tree Shop.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Let's analyze the theme song of workout really quick.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I have a lot to say about the theme song.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Okay, Well, I've printed out the lyrics to go through them.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
No, well, I have a I have a theory that
I don't need anyone to verify. Okay, what It's a
song that already exists and has existed for decades. It
is the song I'm Really Hot by Missy Elliott, and
they definitely wanted Yes, I'm very serious, and I can't
believe we haven't talked about talking. It's the song I'm
Really Hot by Missy Elliott, and they were like, we
(05:21):
want to use this, but we can't get the rights
to use this on the show, so we will create
our own version of Missy Elliott's I'm really Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
This is a TV thing. This is called a sound alike.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Okay, it is the same song. And the first time
I ever heard it, I was like, this is a
Missy Elliott song.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Let's just listen to a little bit of it real quick.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I'm really hot, You're hot? No, that's the song feeling.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
How's your feeling? Keeping into celebrities, Jackie, you should motivate
it at the top of her game.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You lost that. It's also a drag race rat years
making Jenny feeling.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Workout.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
That was a horse at the end.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Wow. Yeah, okay, so you have the lyrics there. Anything
strikes you like, here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, it strikes me that this song already exists.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
The first I was like, maybe this is just like
a filler song, but no, they found a song which
you said was I'm really Hot by Missy Elia. I'm
really hot in Missy Elliott.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Have you heard that song I love how I thought
you were really hot just now I am hot. But
that is it has nothing to do with the first
episode that I watched. I was like, I know this song.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Workout scream, you can really work it out. If you
got goals you can't stop, then you better make it hot. Jackie,
how's you feeling? Beverly Hills? Where the rich keep it sexy,
work hard, play hard, turn into celebrities with drive? It
was about Jody Wyler with drive and passion. Jackie keeps
you motivated, top of her game. Your lifestyle will change
(07:07):
the problem with this song, whoever wrote this, whoever production
company paid five hundred dollars to some jingle house to
make this. The emphasis on some of these words are
just really inappropriate. If you've got goals you can't stop,
then you better make it hot. Jackie. How's you feel in?
Why is it hows you feel in?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Jackie? Because they took a song that they liked and
they said, do we even have to change all the
words either? They only changed a couple.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Of them, Jackie. They just added to Jackie.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
No, Missy Elliott loves Jackie.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I bet Missy Elliott literally loves driving their friends. Okay,
let's talk about the opening montage. Jackie says she thinks
having the best trainers will put sky Sport and Spot
on the map, and that trainers have to have at
least ten clients that can trade you two three times
a week.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
So what I would argue is ten clients wouldn't fit
in sky Sports.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
They wouldn't if.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
They each had a client. They all cannot work out
at the same time.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Well, because there's also so many not so many machines,
like twenty people if you count a trainer can't be
like on the tricep push down and.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Here's my thing. You sacrifice space. So why I would
think in LA the gym would be very big.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
My gym in LA is huge, and that's why I
go there. She says. Most motivation is the most important thing,
otherwise you're out. I just want to make sure I
ask every guest do you have what it takes? Because
if you don't have what it takes, no, you're out
of here.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I just want to say it to everyone because it
seems so fun to say. They set up the retreat.
Jackie shares the three goals of this retreat. Do you
remember what they are no, but I remember her.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Jesse. It cut to Jesse dog walking a woman with
like a leash of a resistance band.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
And then he screams at her, like, pretend that you're
in New York City. You've got two thousand dollars in
You're a person I'm chasing after you.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
It's like and it cuts to Jackiet being like, I
like that guy.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, she likes it.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
She says.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
The three goals of the retreat are to share my expertise,
her expertise, which we'll get to test their performance level,
and to gain their loyalty giving maga.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Give them mockia belly.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Rebecca pokes boobs. Rebecca's just standing at a treadmill, and
she goes, what if I piped your boob like that?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
And the girl's like her thirty two in extenses.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Her Rachel hair, Yeah, her Rachel hair. And the woman
who she's training, who's boop she pokes, goes, No, I
wouldn't like that. Yeah, She's like, ah, this is planting
the seed for the storyline of Rebecca's a sexual predator.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Well, I don't want to. Yeah, I don't want to
breadcrumb too much without real leg I don't want to
we know.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
She shows a dick pict to Jody Otley later that's.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I was also like, I don't want to give anything away.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I'm twenty years old. But then they go into this
whole thing. Jackie says, I see Rebecca's crack more than
I see my own girlfriend's crack, which I.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Was like, what are you know about crack jockey?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
And then you know, Rebecca says crack is whack, and
I guess, back in two thousand and six, crack is
whack was still kind of funny to say, how about that.
Jackie sees all this happening. I see her crack, she's
leading with sexuality, and her response is not to reprimand her,
but to go work out with her. And she's like, Okay,
train me and let me see how your training is.
And she makes her sit on the edge of the
bench and do VPS and Jackie goes, Okay, yeah, now
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I can feel it my hip flexus, which is great
because we all want that v Okay, great, You're talent
is creativity, and that's gonna be great.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
But I think it's kind of setting us up for
what we learn is later going to be.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
That they fall in love right exactly the fact that
that happens. And I still here's what I know about
the series. I know Doug dies, and I know that
Rebecca turns lesbian.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Two of the trainers are not disease. I don't know
who the other one is. There is to who the
other one. Oh my god, the next episode.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
It's such a hard thing to be able. I'm trying
to look ahead and but also look back, and also
look back and look within. Watching workout is really an
exploration of my body, my emotional interior. Okay, we set
up the Mimi and Rebecca beef. They're trying to set
that up for later that me, I'm afraid of me, Me,
I'm afraid of me. I'm afraid of me. Mem There's
(10:47):
something that when she talks to Jackie when they're having
these scenes, she's kind of like she's looking off in like.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
The wrong place, like she's picturing what she would look
like in.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
A bag with her head on a platter. Then we're
giving me a Doug and Jody Wattley and this is
the dick pick and I didn't realize it. It's Rebecca's
boyfriend's dick.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
It is. She does reveal that later on and.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
She's like, my boyfriend is rather large, and I love it.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
That's a Verizon flip phone with like a two and
a half.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Inches Do you remember that? Though?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
I do? I do.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
There were dicks on those there were. Yeah, my dick
was on a couple of flip phones. My dick was
on a razor.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Why is her penis on a fick girl's phone?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Haa, I hate you.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
That's Rebecca relishing in her boyfriend's massive are we all?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Jody Watley sees the dick and collapses on the floor.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
And then it's also because she has two months to
lose sixty five pounds, so she might have collapsed because
she's so tired.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
There's a moment in there also, who's the Erica is
training someone. She's like, what have you had to eat today?
She's making her do jumping Jackson. She's like an orange and.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Orange and she's like, Okay, if Erica asked me what
I ate today, I would say I don't know and
then kill myself. Yeah, sorry, I love it. I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Rebecca's unhinged and she is so horny. I don't know, Like,
how could you ever give up that big dick for Jackie.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
We don't know what anyone gave up.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
That's true. Another part of the episode is they're trying
they're trying to set up Jesse as they're gonna haze him.
On this retreat, he reveals that he was married to
a woman. He says he was married to a woman.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Like, we have to hate you. That's the only acceptable solution.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Like hating it is. It just does seem like a
reality show set up, Like a producer suggested, like, yeah,
how do you initiate like a new team member and
somebody's like we hate them, Like, oh, that's funny, and
like it. It seems very much like that'll be good
for the show to like do a fun hazing.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I think Brian wants to beat the shit out of.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I want Brian to get inside my mouth, right, I
love him, I love Doug. Who do you love the most?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Jesse?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I don't know, everyone says Jesse. They go through three
times that's happened in this episode. They're in the van.
Maybe Erica Erica's really Maybe Erica Erica's the Yasmine bleef
of workout. She is, I hope with let yeah, but
even Doug. Let's see Doug says, I fuck Jesse first,
Doug's mind.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
May he rest in? Doug? Can you put Taps in
an episode?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
You pause?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I think Taps is royalty free. Eric's a wet blanket.
She's like, you know what, we always had to move
around a lot, and I feel like I was always
Hayes growing up, and I'm not really about that. So
I feel protective of Jesse and girls we don't Haese.
And I'm like, have you ever.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Seen Let's go shop?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Let's go shopping. She's like, girls don't haze.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
They definitely do. And I've ever heard seen the sorority
TV movies with the circle the fat. I don't want
to get into it too much, but I lived in
well not I didn't need to. I didn't need to
be Haze to start circling my fat. But when I
was in school, there was a sorority who they had
to all sit blindfolded in a line behind one another,
kind of human centipede style, and the sisters who were
(14:13):
in the sorority would have a raw peeled onion and
a raw peeled apple and they would say to this
one had to and they would say they would say,
you can buy the apple. Or the onion, but the
one that you don't eat is what the sister behind
you gets. And my friend who I lived was just like,
I got really confused, so I just take the apple.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
She looked like she likes onion.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I was never haze, though I was. Did you ever,
how were you haze?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Well? I wasn't like a gay fraternity. It was not
actually officially gay, but it.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Was just a gang bang so yeah wow.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
But they kept us awake all the time, so we
were up at like all hours of the night. I
hate that, and we had to. It was memorization hazing,
so we would have to memorize years and years and
years of dates and word recipients and like notable people
who were in it.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
That's worse than circling fat. That's worse than eating an onion. Yeah,
I would hate that.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I told people I was learning a lot, but I
think I was just being hae.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, Mibi has a fight on the phone with Jackie. This,
I mean, their relationship takes me out of my body
and makes me uncomfortable because I hate being around couples
who fight.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
We well, sometimes I love watching it sometimes, like you've
ever been in Times Square and watched a couple of
fight and their kids are there.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, but they did like that. I like that. I
like because they've taken their ass to New York City
with their revolting kids and they're having a meltdown. It's like,
that's what you that's what you deserve.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
And I agree with you. Watching them fight, I'm like,
I already don't want to be dating someone.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I can also see what's happening in their relationships, so clearly,
I'm like, breakup.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Now, get Rebecca in here.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Mimi's chewing gum at dinner, which I love. She's at
the dinner table just chewing gum. They make out again
and Jackie bites her I mean, and Meebe bites her face.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Which I think is like a you better watch.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Out a macroaggression. I'll eat you.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Jackie's training a guy who is trained to play out
Elvis on Alcatraz. What movie was that?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
No? No, no, no, no, no, no close. But he
has a rigorous shooting schedule that he's gonna play Elvis first,
He's gonna play Elvis and then but can you imagine
Elvis and Alcatraz?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I was kind of like, wow, what happened Rebecca has
this monologue about bodies don't matter. Body parts are just
body parts. It's the heart that matters. And then she
immediately right after saying that, starts showing Doug the thongs
she plans on wearing on the retreat and he is gay.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
He was.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
She's like, don't you want to see these? Don't you
want to see these? He's like, yeah, with the time
I have left.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah, poor Doug.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I don't know how he passed. I said after our
show the other day, me and Andy were in the
bathroom going t T and the gossip. He was like.
I was like, girl, I'm doing this workout recap show
and he was like, that is so brilliant. He's like,
you know, I cried at that reunion because Doug died.
And I was like, I didn't know you. I didn't
know there was a reunion, So we're gonna watch that.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
I kind of want to play Candle in the wind
right now?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Oh my god? Can we license that?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Or could we make it sound like a flashlight in
the in the breeze? They go to the boot camp, well,
they well, boot camp is part of retreat. Yes.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
They go on the van ride to the retreat, they
still talk about the hazing. Doug says that he'd take
Jesse on a deserted island. They go through that thing
and like, who would you take with you? Gay, I
don't think I would be into Jesse. I would take
Doug first, Brian second, Andre next, and then Jesse and
then the girls.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Can I cut ahead twins? And Zen? First off, her
name is Zen. Second of all, She's like, I don't know.
I would just turn all the lights off and just
like go for it.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I would just have a gang bang, yeah, which is
like time efficient. They do the boot camp. Doug is topless.
That was a highlight for me. I love those big,
big old titties. You really just a big, a big
burly man with his shirt off, barrel chested, and Brian
looks hot to the part where it made me a
little nervous or anxious when they're doing a boxing drill
(17:59):
and Jackie's like, we're.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Not really going to do boxing, just a shoulder workout.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
A shoulder workout, first of all, why do you need?
That's not a great shoulder workouts.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
But in two thousand and four or five that might
have been like the most That's what I was also
going to say to you, she introduced it. Whoa, she
introduces this boot camp as if it is the most innovative,
revolutionary exercise that's ever been brought to market. But we
just did one.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
But in two thousand and six, Berries hadn't popped off yet,
but the army had right, but it hadn't made its
way into the fitness mainstream, and it was becoming super trendy.
Berries launched in like two thousand and six, seven eight, anyway,
so she was it was on trend and it was
about to blow up. But like the shoulder workout, the
boxing and the shoulder workout took me out a little bit.
(18:43):
And then like she didn't.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Want like a real genuine box though she made that clear.
But then why, I guess why you have to put
the whole thing on and the pads.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Right, and like a boxing drill is more for like
agility and speed and things like that, not like a
shoulder workout, go do some lateral raises.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
It would have been a great cast member as a trader.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I know I could have replaced Doug. And then Rebecca's
like where was I when they were casting million dollars
a baby? Could you imagine if Rebecca had won.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Not getting her hair done is the answer getting those
k tips put in.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Jackie says, everything I do is planned. I planned on
getting drunk with my trainers this weekend. It's part of
like showing that I'm one of them or whatever. So
she gets drunk in the hot tub with them. Then,
as Rebecca goes to get her massage, Jesse calls her
a slut.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yes, quietly, m M yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
And when I watched it for the second time, he
definitely just says slut.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
I will say, I will say, that's kind of the
way that I would say it to you or another
loved one.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Of like, But I don't think he's trying to say, you, guys,
Rebecca's a slut.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I agree, And it was unfortunate timing for people who
really didn't know each other very well exactly, and Zen
is just happy to be there.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
It is such a sexually tense show because right after
this happens, they do another countdown of who they'd sleep
with and in what order. Doug and Brian both say Jesse,
and then Zen says she just fuck everyone all at once.
Rebecca giving she's giving it ends with us, Blake Lively,
Beanie and she's like, I heard that somebody said something
that was bad. Like they're building this whole thing of
like I need to confront because I was called a slut.
(20:12):
And then we have the whole say it to my
face confrontation, which was back then such a reality show thing,
like say it to my sake face, Like I don't
want if you have something to say bad about me,
do not say it to my face.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
No, just talk about me behind my back.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Leave it in the comments you like you usually do. Okay, Well,
Peeler confronts him while he's playing cards, Jesse, I mean.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
He's well, they go between Brian and Peeler, and I
was getting confused, so I did look it up, and
it turns out his name is say it with me,
Brian Pyler exactly.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I thought Peeler was a nickname he gave himself because
he peels away the pounds.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Whoa maybe he says that in the first episode.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
He's like, I'm peeling the pounds, but his name is
Brian Peler. Yeah, he's That confrontation at the table was
interesting because he's like, don't play cards while she's trying
to tell you something or whatever. And then Jack He's like,
y'all are making to a big deal.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yet he stepped in.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
I know, but I kind of thought that, like in
today's day and age, she never would have minimized Rebecca's
confrontation of being called a slut. She would have been like, Jesse,
answer for yourself, let's work this out.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
It's definitely what I thought about too, where I was like,
I don't love that we're minimizing this protecting the Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
The other woman in the room was like, it's not
that big of a deal. But I think her point
was he was kidding and it was a dumb joke.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
The intent was yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Then they spray him down with cream.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah, I don't know. I blinked. I looked up and
everyone was in a bootcut jean shirtless covering people in.
Was it shaving cream or whip cream?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
I choose to believe it was whip cream.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
I hope it was hip cream.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I do too. I thought maybe it was a silly
string at some point, but no.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
That's a that's a thick.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
It was silly string, thick and creamy. Yeah, yeah, thank god,
It's just how I want it. Then Jackie gets to
her bathtub anyway and she reflects in the bathroom. In
the bathtub, what.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
A weird scene for them to like cut to her
like tiptoeing into the water. I know, Yeah, it was
a little bachelorette. Actually.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
First they have dinner and they're kind of pleasant.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
And she comes in not like I'm gonna shop you up.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Mimi gives her a gorgeous painting of herself. It looks
kind of like Shirley's then, as painted by a five
year old, and Jackie's like, wow, thank you, it's so cool.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah, but you know what, I bet at them in
that time that.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Was it was cute. Probably it looks like it was stolen.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Off, talking like it was the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Then they blow up Jackie's BK Spirit Helloween shirt and
I am on Mimi's side for this fight.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yeah, I think Jackie ran out of excuses.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Don't tell me you lost your phone and then say
oh it was dead, and then oh they stole it,
which which is it.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Mimi catches her and she's like, so no one else
had a phone. What I would say today is I
don't even know my own parents' phone number, let alone yours. True,
But I guess at the like we grew up memorizing
phone numbers.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Jackie got wasted and didn't call Yeah, waste and drunk
and passed out and called it a night. Yeah, and
it's probably addicted to the drama. To be honest, maybe
I think she's addicted the drama. She's like, whatever, it'll
be a mess tomorrow, but that'll be tomorrow's problem. Okay.
Great In honor of Rebecca being called a slut. First
of all, just so we've said it, we support sluts.
(23:18):
We are sluts.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Well, I support it, but I'm not one.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
You should be, Yeah, I want you to be more
of a slut.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Okay, we'll work on that. But we support sluts. And
I have a lot of sluts in my life and
I love them very very much.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
And being a slut shouldn't be shamed. So here are
some I'm going to ask you some questions. Sure, I
looked up on the internet. I just put sluts who
made history? Was Doug a slut? Is what I want
to I hope he was a slut? Okay, See, if
you know these this slut is the greatest spy in history,
but it's more widely remembered for being a strip tease
(23:51):
artist the Madahari. This biblical slut loved being watched while
she took bats, and King David found her so hot
sluty he had her husband killed so he could have her,
and then God got mad and basically killed her baby.
That's not Gomora Bathsheba. Absolutely, this famous slut's birth name
(24:11):
was Norma Jean Marilyn.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
But oh, that's a complicated answer because was she a slut?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
No, this is the internet talking, not me. This famous
slut sucked Bill Clinton's you know what, Monica, Well, I
also love not a slut, not a slut, a genius, okay,
a mogul. Then I clicked on another another site that
popped up when I googled famous sluts about history.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
That's crazy that those came up.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
And this is I'm gonna go. This is something called
WatchMojo dot com uh listed the twenty top twenty celebrity sluts.
Do you want to.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Guess I'm uncomfortable already before you've why? Well, curious, sus crazy?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
This is I assume this is what like the mass general,
like straight guy who's not involved in show business, just
like called it's upsetting to see them call these women
just like oh, they're a slut, but it's interesting. Number twenty,
Alejandro Guzman. Don't know what that is? Nineteen Christina Applegate.
What eighteen? You're not gonna like this, Lady Gaga really,
(25:18):
Number seventeen, it just says a grande. I assume it's Ariana.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
This is terrible.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
I am shocked. Sixteen j Wow, You're not. Number fifteen
is the one that took me out the most. Number
fifteen out of the top twenty celebrity sluts, Nini Leaks,
number fourteen, Britney Spears, number thirteen, OMG girls. Who are
the OMG girls?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I know?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Number twelve Pussycat Dolls. I think it's a fair thing.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
I think it's slut drag perfect. It's a slutsuit you
put on to start the day.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Number eleven WatchMojo dot COM's Top twenty celebrity sluts. Number
eleven is another housewive.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Guess it is?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
It's so good? Teresa what she's the number Number eleven,
biggeste liberty slut. Number ten, Cameron Diaz, number nine, someone
I don't know, eight, Snookie seven, Christina Aguilera six, Alissa Milano.
Now we're into our top five.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
This is all an algorithm.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
This is Yeah, I'm fascinated though, Jenna Jamison, an A,
Nicole Smith, Miley Cyrus number two? Do you have to guesses?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
You just breeze past Miley Cyrus?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Like why is she?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
This is?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Are straight guys walking around being like, oh, Miley cy
was just a slut. I don't get that.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I really hate this, like in my bones hate who's
the Who's the first one?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Number two is Paris? Oh my god, you can guess
number one. I believe in you.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Number one? Jackie?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Oh, Jackie Warner?
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Pam Noam's not even on the That's why this is
such bullshit. On the list is Kim Kay? Okay, we
celebrates Lets see. I think it's a list to be celebrated.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I hope that it's It's something that I could own.
Sex positive, Yes, sex positive it should be Yeah, yeah,
I would embrace it. Any final thoughts on episode two
of Workout? What are you looking forward to in episode three?
Rebecca's hair more Dick pics, Rebecca's hair more, Jody Wattlee
more Jody watt Lee.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Wait, I think there's one more clip I pulled that
I wanted to play for you that stuck out for
me in a little audio clip. This is the start
of a sentence that Rebecca was about to.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Say, after I showed my boyfriend's penis picture, what you.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Went to buy bread?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Mad? Yeah? After I showed my boyfriend's penis picture.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
To Penis penis picture, Penis pictured picture Jody Wattley, and
you know that, a producer was like, okay, can you
rephrase my question in a sentence? You showed your penis picture.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
To Grammy Award winner, to.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Shared my boyfriend his picture. I hot wired my boyfriend's
car and dro to his house and rode his huge car.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I broke my veganism. Yeah, it kind of sounds like
that one part of Killer.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
It kind of sounds like gal Gado because there's emotion
behind that. Well, listen, we had a special guest today.
If you're not watching this on YouTube and it wasn't me,
it certainly wasn't. This is some sort of president that
we're sitting in front of. I think it's Herbert Hooper. Eric,
thank you so.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Much, Thank you for having me.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
We come back later in the season as we're winding down.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I guess people will have to stay tuned and find out. Wow,
see if I get the flu again.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Let's just have a moment for Doug. Let's just have
a moment of life like a trainer in this guy. Okay,
thanks for joining us. See you next week for episode three.
I'm sitting on pins and needle.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I'm sitting on a hemorrhoid cushion. I really am, but
I don't have one.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Join the patreons you can see the bonus footage, an
amazing segment with Eric where he talks about his Slutti goals. Okay,
by thanks bye, thanks for joining me. I'll see you
same time, same place next week. And if you have
more than two oranges for food, I'll know.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
You better watch out.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I'll tell Erica. I'll be catching up on Summerhouse and
The Valley and also the Netflix Swedish Murder, Mystery quicksand
just to make sure, I'm giving you the most scattered,
eclectic TV items to digest as humanly possible. Show Pony
is produced, written, performed, and edited by me John Hill,
and produced by you. That's why you should go.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Join the Patreon. I'll see you next week.
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