August 20, 2025 • 30 mins
Whatever you're imagining, I can guarantee Callum's stories are WORSE than that...
Callum's rehashing his time working at gyms in the past on todays ep, and if that wasn't weird enough, Skye's had a dream about her Brazilian wax appointment...
Plus we chat about why Skye was shovelling rocks at 9pm at night and how ADHD impacts the ability to get ready for things.
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Hosts: Skye Wheatley and Callum Hole
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This podcast was recorded on Buddy lung Land and produced
in Na.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
My Mercedes rooms are absolutely cooked.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
You curved them.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I curbed mine literally two days ago, and it is
the best feeling. I went to this shop to get
like a court in repair. Guess so much for one
tiny little chip? What fifteen hundred bucks? Oh by new
breaks to my car. I guess so much?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Three? No, five more? Ten? Shut up?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, carbon ceramics. It's like eighteen grand plus labor.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh my gosh, that is ridiculous, stupid. Yeah, I've never
even looked into the rooms because I'm like, they're cooked.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Therefore, I don't know a bird these days that hasn't
fucking curved.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
There is, honestly.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
But now I'm good at driving it. Like my best
friend Toy, She's like, fuck, you're good at driving this
car now, I'm like yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
And like when you first driving, your seats are forward,
there's no you're like.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Lazy with it.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
No, I always have to have my seat up right.
I have to. It's for the posture.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I'm like your cars everything, I mean, eat either of
those cars.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
They're fucking runk. They're fucking disgusting trash. If you picked
me up and we went on to Dath. I didn't
know you were and I go in my car. I
would have the instant like this bird is dirty.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
This is your car. Imagine your rule.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I don't have time to clean my car, doll, I
seriously don't, don't.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
We're podcast, Yeah, all right, we're on.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Bring all right, guys, welcome back to another episode.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Hi cow, how are you going?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Not March? Just a bit stressed? You know?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Stress stressed?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh, because I do this thing where I let everything
build up to the last minute and then I'm like, Okay,
now it's urgent and then I've got like two days
to complete it or even one. But my manager's always
like check your calendar. I'm like, I'm not. I don't
know what day it is or what month is. Like
I can't calendar. I'm not a calendar girl. And then
(01:58):
if she puts a job in, I'm like, I don't
have my turn on. My hair's got oil in it.
What you mean I'm not ready?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I know.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
It's almost like we need like a manager then, like
a calendar manager.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah. Literally, the reminders are good to Shane do.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
That with you, Like, yeah, I get things in the calendar.
But even then I forget, like I was supposed to
be on the radio yesterday. Yeah, sorry the day before
and yeah, you best believe I was not on that life.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Call in the rade job. Did you actually missed it?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
And I was just like, oh my god, I fucking
missed it. How can I miss this in my calendar?
And I spoke most like three weeks still missed it.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I need like daily reminders. But I say to yeah,
I agree, But I was thinking this morning too. I'm like,
is my life so hectic or is my brain so hectic?
Because I feel like it's like just so busy, Like
I'm just but I'm like, surely other people are doing
the same shit I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
No, absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
But I feel like most people have like a day
job that's like kind of repetitive. They're in routine, they
got structure. Yeah, you know, like I feel like with
us in what we do, like we're spinning a lot
of players at the same time because we have to.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
That's like a lot of them just dropping smash.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, I know, literally dropping smash fired. But I was
thinking that too. I'm like, because I went and had
a Brazilian yesterday and a Brazilian a wax under arm
Brazilian and leg wax. And then I was thinking that lady,
all she's got to think about, even though it would
(03:28):
be a stressful job. You know, she was busy, booked
out every day back to back, but that's all she's
got to think about.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, and when she finishes work, she doesn't really think
anything else.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, she's probably like, Okay, I'm not thinking about that now,
Like I don't have to worry about it. I just
have to get up get to work. Which is I'm
not saying her job's easy. I'm not saying our jobs
are hard, but I'm just saying there's always so much
in my head. And I'm like even with posting, I'm like,
I've got like five different companies or people that I
(03:58):
need to post for, and that it's not even the
paid jobs, Like they're just things that like I want
to do out of the goodness of my heart, you know,
like because if someone sends me something, I'm like, oh,
I want to recognize this brand because I know what
it's like having a small business, Like it costs money
to send product out, so I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Like, if it's a good product, you want to just
like yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
And if I'm using it, why wouldn't I share? You know?
But I'm like, oh my gosh. And then there's also
like the law of attraction, like if you're stressed and
you're putting that energy out there, then you're going to
get more stressed. So I'm like, is that what's happening?
Or is it my adhd or am I just fucking busy?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I think it's all three.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Like I was shoveling up rocks last night at nine
point thirty, hadn't showered, the kids hadn't showered. I'd bought
them macas for dinner, because did you think I had
time to organize dinner yesterday?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
You get so? Did you gain?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I went out and got it, and I'm like, what
is actually happening? And then Lockie's upstairs flat packing, like
doing this furniture thing for a job. We didn't go
to bed till like eleven, which is a late night
for people with kids.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, of course, yeah, you gotta get up and get
read for school and stuff like, aren't it Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
And then I discussed with Lucky the night before. I'm like, Babe,
I think I need your help tomorrow because it was
my turn to do drop off. I'm like, can you
do it? And he's like, I'm like, I'll do Wednesday Thursday,
so two days in a row. I'm like, can you
do tomorrow. He's like yeah, yeah, yeah, And we went
to sleep. He was asleep till seven thirty, which is
like a sleep in if you've got school run. Yeah,
and I'm like, babe, woke him up, kissed his forehead.
(05:31):
I'm like, okay, we got to make him as happy
as I'm like, you gotta do lunches, babe, you gotta
do lunches. I'm like, I've done the drink bottles. He's like,
I thought you were doing it. I'm like, Babe, we
discussed this.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
We just take turns. That's cute. That's good.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
That means you get like balance in it. Yeah, but
why couldn't you do this morning? What have you been
doing this morning?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Because I had to go to Big w to get
a poster for Forest Room because I've got a job
on at the moment with Mock, which is like a
furniture brand. Oh okay, so we've got furniture from them.
But then I'm like, okay, well, we need like stuff
for the walls, we need bed sheets, we need doners,
we need pillows, we need lights and lamps, like all
(06:11):
the shit. So I'm like looking online this morning, where's
this Minecraft poster? None in stock at Rabino, which is
my closest big w So I drove to Burley, got that,
got that in the car and then I'm like, lucky
directing I have time to go to Kmar. It was
ten o'clock. He's like, are you ready for the pot?
I'm like, well, I've done my makeup, have my heatless
curls in. He's like, I don't think you have, tam.
(06:34):
I'm like, yeah, that's it. That's like the worst part
about me is I think I have time.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yeah. Same, I'm like, oh, I've got like an extra
hour year now before I start, I can squeeze something in. Yeah,
and nothing I try to squeeze in always makes me
go over and I'm like why do I do that? Yeah?
But even this morning, like being a bit lit, like
why because I got your early sogold course and I
was like, oh, I can have a little walk and
a coffee. Yeah, I'm on my walk. I'm halfway to
the other in the Burley and I is like, oh
my god, I go be on a podcast in half
(06:59):
now I'm still the other end of early. I was like,
do I just get uber back to my car and
then drive or do I just risk the walk bark like.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh god, what do you do? Did you get a Nuba? No?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I walked back, but I was like moving. I was moving.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, that's me. I'm like running everywhere. I'm like, yeah,
no time, no time. I'm like, oh my god, but no.
This is another thing. I don't know if you do this,
but this is common with ADHD errs. If you know
you've got something on, say it like midday, you won't
do anything else because you know that you'll be late,
(07:31):
Like you need the time. I'm like, I can't possibly
fit anything else in before twelve.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
What happens?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
What happens if we're doing apology like five pm, You're like,
all right, lucky, you gonna take the kids?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yes from nine am?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
And I'm like, I can't do the drop off vibe.
We've got to be somewhere at five. I can't do it. No,
but I will do that often. And then another thing
that popped up on my feed about ADHD was how
bad like alcohol is for us?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Why is it bad? Why is it alcohol.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh read this why alcohol is destroying your ADHD brain
neuro toxicity. Wait, neuro neurotoxicity, memory loss, inflammation. No one
talks about this part. ADHD brains are already low on dopamine,
can steal that in my soul?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Low andamine.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yes, so like we naturally don't produce as much dopamine
as the normal person, right, okay, which is like the
happy Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, I thought serotonin.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Though, Serotonin's a sleep Serotonin's what our brain produces for
when we need to sleep.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
No, that's melotonin. Oh sorry, Serotonin is like what.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Makes you so convinced? Serotonin?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Do you always have so much confident when you're so
far off the mark?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
You could never be a T shirt?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yes, so we have poor memory, con consolidation, and higher
emotional sensitivity. Alcohol makes all three works.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, all your emotions are like heightened.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, I'm either like bawling my eyes out or I'm
like real blunt and bossy.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I had a few drinks last night too.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Oh he's broken, he's broken.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I went to dinner at is it nor Bees.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
It's got the umbrellas, Yeah, it's got the umbrellas upstairs
and then downstairs it's like that real moody.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah have you been there? Yes, but yeah I went there.
It was really nice. I hadn't actually had a meal
leve before and it was it was really nice.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, it's a nice vibe page.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I like those moody like places where it's like dark
and like the seatings all different.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
It's not like just the same. You walk in and
like it's like all seats lined up, like it's like
some higher boos some lower booths. It's a full experience.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
It is very nice in there. I went out last
Sunday for dinner with the front. It was dead, no one.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Well there was not another thing as well when I
was there.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
There no vibe, Like no.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Vibe on the Gold Coast on a Sunday.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I don't feel like there's any culture in the Gold Court.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
There's not.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I hate it.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Yeah, Like I love the Gold Course for like lifestyle
and going for walks, being fit, being healthy, like beaches whatnot.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
But like there's no culture.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Like you go anywhere in Melbourne on a Sunday, Friday, Saturday,
whatever day it is, it's vibes intel late like and
it doesn't have to be like getting mocked at a bar.
I could be just like having like just like a
dinner and like on the atmosphere yeh, DJs playing the
same time, like there's none.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Of that's ghost I'm like, what is going on? And
I think that is I thought we all worked for ourselves.
I'm like, there's people at the gym from anywhere from
like five yeah, five, well yeah four, I am to
whatever time at night.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Maybe because people you can look at the other way.
Maybe because people are self employed more so on the gold.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Course, they're more disciplined.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yeah, probably, but like not only that, but like if
you say you're in Melbourne and most people in the
CBD they work in nine to five to the government
or whatnot. They work in nine to five Monday Friday.
All they do is go to work. So on the
weekends Friday, Saturday, Sunday, they want to do as much
as possible because they don't have the time to just
do what they want during the week, you know, definitely.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
And like here people can go out whenever. Yea what
I can do that whenever?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, like Saturday morning for breakfast, Like I can do
that on Monday or Tuesday, like and you see it,
I was just palms things just that.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
It was packed Tuesday morning, like literally even have jobs.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Or what I know. But that's so true. Hey, Like
when before I had kids, right, I would never party ever,
I wouldn't. I didn't. I hadn't even gone clubbing, really
didn't wasn't interested, like didn't really care for it. And
then after kids, I was like, yea, let's go because
you're like, oh, you know you can't and you shouldn't. Yeah,
(11:42):
so and you know you can't. You can't just do
it whenever you want, Like you've got to organize babysitters
or make sure there's all this stuff in place before
you go. Yeah, and responsibilities ticked off, Yeah, make sure
the kids are set, fed, dressed, you know.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah. Yeah, So you're like, oh, I feel like everyone
goes through their party era, but it goes through it
at different stages of life.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
But no matter who you are, you would have go
through it.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
That's why you go overseas and stuff, and you see
like fifty year olds just lapping it up in clubs.
I'm like, bruh, Like you obviously done nothing for the
first twenty five years of your life. Yeah, so now
you're trying to make up for lost time.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
You know what. That's how I think I feel like,
don't get me wrong, I did some crazy shit when
I was younger, but like and like I wouldn't want
to go to a club now, like no, even pav Now,
I'm like, dude, there's like absolutely not such young crowds here.
Like I'm thirty one. I want to go to like
a you know, just like a.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Cool bar or yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
But I feel like when I have a cool bar
opens and it attracts good crowds, then all the young
kids come, and then then it pushes all the good
crowds out.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I don't think I've ever had a good experience with this. Actually,
the security guards I love, but that's the bar staff
because they're so overwhelmed. They're like, oh my gosh, Like
could you imagine that I would I would.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Struggle a bartender just constant.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I already have that chaos in my head. Imagine like
that head noise and then the actual chaos of it.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, I could never be a bartender.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Have I done barton?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I could never do it.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I don't think I have no I think I worked it. Oh,
I worked at since City at the door as like
a promo girl after I got off Big Brother I did.
He was like just stand at the door and like
say harder people, Oh.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
My god, you all one of those girls are like
giould you want a free entry and you're like tits
out and like, no.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Not tits out.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I would dress conservatively, like not like not nightclub attire.
But yeah I did that, which is interesting. But yeah,
I just thought that little thing that popped up was
so interesting. I'm like, yeah, where my dopamine at? Brother?
Wear that dopamine? Sorry? What did you do yesterday?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Tried out the new gym? Oh my god, I am obsessed.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
We're here around.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
The corner from you. Let you five minutes it's oh.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Here, I thought you said. Sorry.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Where we are right now? Yeah, five minutes away. There's
a new gym.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Is it ear math?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
No, it's called the gym.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Oh the gym.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
It's called the gym. And if you haven't seen it
or been there yet, you need to go. It is
like one of the most aesthetic gems I've ever been too.
It's not massive, but it's like aesthetic.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Did they let you film?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Yeah, they would let you film, yet, Oh I love that.
Should try it out. It's really good. So I went
there and I don't know, like going into a new gym,
it's a new environment. Everything's brand new, everything's clean. I
was like, even tho, I'm hungover, like I want to
train hard today, Like it's a new environment.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I had the best session, did you Yeah? Really good?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Oh my gosh, I always been still skinny after the
night out alft I've been drinking.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Does that happen with you?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Ah? Well, I can't tell because before before I can
even look in the mirror, I'm like downing a block
of chocolate and just eating NonStop, Like when I'm hungover,
I'm like, where's the shoot food, where's the sugar.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Where's a shaky Yeah, I've never got like that. What
did you do yesterday?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
It was a busy day for me, but I did
take the time out to go and get my waxing done.
And it's an intimate treatment. Anyway, I go in there.
This chic I've been waxed by her before. She's fucking
hilarious from New Zealand. Such an oversharer like me, like,
we'll just tell you her whole life story, which is
so rogue.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I think that's good though, in that environement, because it's
like you could comfortable.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Then, right.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I wasn't even thinking about her looking at me down
there anyway. She was oversharing, made the experience amazing, telling
me her whole life story. And then I go home
and I have a dream and it was so random
but lucky. I was like sitting on the couch with
him and he had another girlfriend and I was sitting
(15:42):
next to him and I whispered in his ear. I'm like,
do you want to have a threesome? Which is so
weird because I would never I would never, ever, ever
ever write. And then his other girlfriend walks out platinum
blonde hair, black bush here here with white platinum blonde hair,
(16:05):
and I'm like, what is going on. I'm like, oh, well,
he's got the best of both worlds, like he's got
one girlfriend, one girlfriend. But I think it was because
I was when I was getting wax. I was telling
the lady, I'm like, I've been doing laser but it's
patchy because my hairs are so light, like I don't
(16:26):
have dark pigment hair. And she's like, yeah, you can't
laser that. So I'm like far out. And then maybe
it was like me being jealous of Locky's other girlfriend
because she had like dark, big, thick pubes or something.
I was like, how random, Like that's my friend.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Thinking, Oh, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
But I was just thinking like why did that? Why
did my brain make that dream up? It's so interesting.
Have you ever had the most random dream? But it
kind of relates to what you did a partly?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Isn't dreams something that you have seen or thought of
every day?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Well? Yeah, so that's what I'm thinking. I'm like, what
thought was? I think in my brain it's like a
whole mashup of thoughts.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yeah, how do you how often you get laser that?
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
I think you have to do laser every month. But
I honestly felt like the laser pain was worse than
the Brazilian which is waxing. Oh. This is another hilarious
thing that this woman told me. She's like, you know,
dudes come in and get their balls done. I'm like,
they get their balls waxed.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Oh I could never get my balls waxed, I know.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
And she was like like actioning. She's like, yeah, I
get them to pull the skin up because I'm like,
how could you put wack dripping wax on such saggy skin.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah, like thin skins.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
And I'm like, does it not rip the sack off
with the wax? And she's like no, Like a lot
of guys come in and get their bulls wax.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Yeah, that's mental, isn't that? That is mental.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
I've been lucky because I've got like very fair like
has you know, like I feel like if you're like
the big, thick, big head, but I think I can
imagine that they would need that, you know, like guys
like that.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah, yeah, but they could also laser it too.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I don't think you can lazy your balls.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Really then how can you?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
I know you can't lazy your balls because if you
lazy your balls, you're infertile for like a certain amount
of time.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
See when you going to some bed.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
If you're going to some bed and you got there like,
oh no, nake it, apparently your balls don't work like
twenty four hours. I don't know we managed to research
that one, because I'm not one hundred percent sure, but
that's what I've read on the pipeline for me.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Well, that was our days yesterday. Very interesting, Yeah, very random,
completely different. You going to the gym. I couldn't even
fit the gym in which is so annoying.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
You gotta try that gym though, actually, like try that gym.
I'm sure you fall. It is crazy, Yeah, so crazy.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Can I just pay like a once or yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
That's what I'm doing. I'm paying like twenty five bucks
a day.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
How do you know that you can film in there?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Because it's like a small gym.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
I the're like only the mainstream big gym's like fitness cartels.
Everyone's on a strict on it now. But I feel
like the small privately owned gyms they're cool to it
and it's just good promo for them anyway.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Why would they not?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
I know? But that's what I don't understand why bigger
companies don't let you film.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, I don't understand it either, but I can.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
I can understand as well that like if it's like
a lot of people in a massive gym and everyone's
got a little tripod set up like that.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Could be frustrating and annoying.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
But like I went there yesterday like Pekawa, and it
was like maybe twenty people in the gym. Really, they
so calm, So I can imagine like if we went
like you know, lunchtime just after Lune or something like that.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
They would be like no one in there, Like, my.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Gosh, I really need to try. But I'm lucky. He's
very social in the gym, which is so surprising to
me because he's not a social person outside of the gym.
And like every time if we train together, everyone's like, hey, bro,
what's up?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
What is going on.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Through I don't.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Yeah, I'm the complete opposite. I literally like apologize to
everyone that's ever seen me in any gym, because that's
not I'm what. I'm like, Yeah, no, I have no time. No,
I don't want to talk to anyone about anything. I'm like,
I could come across this really hour guns because I
just want to fucking train. And like, when I leave
the gym and I've had a good session, that's what
(20:09):
makes me feel good.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
And if I'm just chatting your chatting there, it's not
the one.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I know. It's really hard to and like, because I'm
so nice and like friendly, I can't be rude, Like
I can't just blow someone off and be like sorry.
But also I'm thinking in my head, i've got school pickup. Yeah,
either I've got school pickup in like ten minutes. Need
to finish my session, or the kids are in the
crate for an hour, I've got an hour.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yeah, but yeah, you you're you the way you put
like you're approachable and you can be unapproachable, and that's
what I'm like, and then it avoids it. But like
if I if there's days when I'm making a fitness
class something and I'm like, oh, yeah, I got a
free day today, I'll be instantly like more approachable, and
then I have loads of conversations, you know. But the
heck that I've recently ticked that on. If I'm in
(20:55):
a gym and I spend too much, that's why I
hot from gym to gym, very freck me. So I
don't have enough time to like make those friendships. Yeah
yeah in the gym. So what I do now, especially
at email because I've trained that a few times.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Now, everyone's so social.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Yeah, And like a guy would come up to me
or a girl who comes with chat and like, I'll
just take my earth one up, but instead of like
taking it out and just like put it on my side,
I hold it so that they know you got my
ten seconds it's on way back in.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Yeah, seriously, that's what I do I take it all
the way out, and then if they keep chatting, I
take the other one out.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
You fucked, I.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Know, dude. And this lovely girl came up to me
and I think she's my new gym friend the other
day and she she was like, well, having a good chat,
and I would love talking to people. But I'm like,
I did say a couple of times. I was like, okay,
well enjoy your session. But then with the convo kept
going and I'm like, fuck, I can't be rude. Like anyway,
(21:48):
she was telling me everything. She's like, yeah, that everyone
in this gym has slept with everyone. I was like what.
She's like, yeah, everyone knows everyone. I'm like dead set,
and she's like yeah. I'm like, I don't know rand
anyone here, Like I literally couldn't tell you if that's
Bob or Harry. I don't know, and I feel like
there's different people every time. But she was like no,
like the gym goss is hectic, and she's like even
(22:11):
some guys who are in relationships have slept with girls
from the gym. And I'm like, oh my god, so
full like cheetahs like sleezebags. Oh I know, I'm like
I go to get I've gotta get molded. Scalps.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
See that they're the social butterflies of the gym because
they know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah, I always see her talking to everyone.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yeah right, okay, so she and she came up.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
To me right and was like, hey, you love your pants,
like you know, I.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Mean if that's probably an easy way to have affairs
and stuff, I guess right, because like if your partner
doesn't go to the gym and like you just you're
go to the gym, she's never going to see those
people or he's never going to see those boys.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, but I mean, like gold Gross is pretty small.
I feel like the word gets out. Yeah, surely, like
some one's going to know someone that's mental, isn't it mental?
It is. I'm like, well that's my partner over there.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
It was it was Shan and him.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
I know, it's big in Sydney, like when I was
working on fitness first in Sydney and whatnot, Like there
would be some some fucked up stories in there. No way,
like the gym's gym culture can be proper fun.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
That's why I said to this girl, I'm like, I'm
not I'm not getting involved. Like I don't want to
make friends here. I come here, I do my gym session,
I go to pick up my kids. That's it. Like
I'm not there to talk or chat.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I've had some horror stories. Tell me horror story. Tell
me the gyms. Okay, I got two that come into mind.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Oh well, here we go back.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
No, this is pretty wrong, don't you know if you
want to hear this.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
But yeah, I was working as like a receptionist in
the gym, and I'd like be the one to open
up the gyms, so they'd be like, honey, no in
the gym. And when you go into the gym, you
got to like go through a checklist, you know, the
run of the gym, toilets, bathrooms, gym floor, et cetera,
et cetera, and take everything off as you go to
make sure everything's been kept in a good order.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
And I would go into the men's bathrooms, check all
the showers, put the shower doors open to make sure
everything there's nothing left there and whatnot. No, one day
there was there was a condom with shit in it,
hanging on the tap poo. Yeah, some lead pulled in
the condom. Why tied it up hanging on the tap,
the actual tap of the thing.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Right.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
I was like, I'm not seeing this right, this is
like four thirty am. This is the last thing that
I need to be dealing with, right, what y And
then the day goes by, there goes by up. Fucking hell,
it's back again. It's another one, right, mental yeah, And
then I'm no joke. It would have been about three months.
Three months go by and like three or four times
a week I'm seeing a fucking condom with shit in
(24:46):
it in the showers, right.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
That is.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
So we did a full investigation, and we had to
because obviously you can see who signs into the gym
and then through that same from so when the gym
closed that night, we'd have to check through every single
person that it's into the gym until the morning when
I got in, and then we had to get the
data over time out to narrow it down. And obviously
I was at the front desk most of the morning, right,
(25:10):
so I would have a chat to everyone coming in
because you get the reg lars in the morning, and
then I'd tell them all the stories. You know, some
guys shitting from again again and again, and I would
tell this guy all the time of our like this
guy is like somebody's still doing it, and he'd bet
a full engage in the conversation. And it got the
most three months and then we found out narrowed down.
It was the guy that I was talking about the.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Whole time, the one he was engaging. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I was just like telling him the story, and he'd
be the one that was most interested in it.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I'd be like, that's so fucked, Like I can't believe
that that is.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
The weirdest kink. Yeah whatever, that is cool I've ever
heard in my life. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
And then another one one night I was closing the
gym as well, and like you have to get people
out of the saulars.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah, I thought they were open all night.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Nah for Heather, there's aafety reasons. They got to turn
them off.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Oh okay, so and you'll lock them up and stuff,
you know, so no one can access them. So like
you know, we get to like nine pm and then
we got to get everyone out the saunas and stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I remember it was in this was in camera and
it was.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Like joints on you know, some gyms have joint saunas.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Sorry saunas and steam with like joint blands, like the
girls and the guys.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Oh I didn't know. AMF one is boys and girls.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah yeah yeah. So some gyms obviously have them set
brother and some gyms have them together. So we had
one that was like together, right, right.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
And I went in there like nine pm to like
shut the shower, like to shut everything up, and there
was the couple in the steam room sitting there on
the tiles, right, and they are the ground No, yeah,
do you know like the tiles it it's the same
all the way up, Like even the seats are the
same tiles.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
There's no mats or anything.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Talking about the steam room, yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
The steam room, yeah yeah, so it's all like all tiled, right.
There's like two levels to it, right yeah. So I
walk in there to like get everyone out. They sat
next to each other in the middle. They're trying to
slow coke chicken breasts, not even on a plate. They've
put the raw chicken breasts where people have sat with
their asks.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I wish I was.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Two chicken breast hygenie.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yes, I know. And they're slow cooking it.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
And do you know when you have like the chicken,
it's like pink and the like when you're like when
you get when it gets heart, its astic and white.
It's on the way to get white. They're trying to
stole cooke chicken with like sweat and be all and
all the rest of.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
The y That is like crazy, dude. I even't we
out like everyone going in the same place. So I'm like, oh, like.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Not even in that environmental.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah, well even me. I'm like, I've got some tona fungies.
I don't want to be passing that on too anyone.
Get the tea tree drops in there? Not a chicken doll? Fuck?
That is wild.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Can't be crazy.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Did you ask them? Were you like, what are you
guys doing?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
I wish I did. I was in so much shock.
I was like, we need to leave.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Guys, Like.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
I'm just shutting the oven. The oven's closing.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
I don't know, Yeah, but I.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Have one at home. Maybe you can continue it at home.
Oh my god. That is why.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
It's just like I'd love to just spend some time
in some people's brains and be like, what is actually
going on in there?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Or like what like actually makes.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
You think, oh yeah, let's get to the gym, yell,
or don't we get the chicken breast, the.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Whole the whole chicken breast, the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
And then obviously after that, I actually had a bit
of time to think and like process what the fun
was just going on?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Forget and wraps the tail and the chicken. What are
they called cal carcery chickens, caillery chickens. Hillary, I've got
the cascillary chicken in the gym bag.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
But like I'm a chef.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Yeah, but I know that'll take some time to cook
a fool chicken breast. Like it's not even as if
it's cut up into tenderloins, you know, like even when
you put a fool chicken on a frying pan, like,
it takes time to get that.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Thing cooked in the oven an hour or two hours
on two hundred degrees.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah, but if you chop map like, it's cooked quicker.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Right. Maybe they just wanted it steamed.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Maybe they just wanted to marinate it. Yeah, and they're
going to cook.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
It at home. Maybe they wanted to steam it and
get the human sweat particles in the chicken. Maybe they've
been on some weird forum that says it's like good
for the body.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Surprise me these days, other people sweat. It wouldn't even
surprise me these days.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
No dead said chat chiput is human sweat. Good to chick,
good to cook with your chicken?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Can you cook chicken in the tauna or a steam room?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
That is wild? I thought it was going to be
something completely different, that is like next level.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yeah, all right, guys, that's a wrap. Thank you so
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
My Mercedes rooms are absolutely cooked.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
You curved them.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I curbed mine literally two days ago, and it is
the best feeling. I went to this shop to get
like a court in repair. Guess so much for one
tiny little chip? What fifteen hundred bucks? Oh by new
breaks to my car. I guess so much?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Three? No, five more? Ten? Shut up?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, carbon ceramics. It's like eighteen grand plus labor.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh my gosh, that is ridiculous, stupid. Yeah, I've never
even looked into the rooms because I'm like, they're cooked.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Therefore, I don't know a bird these days that hasn't
fucking curved.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
There is, honestly.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
But now I'm good at driving it. Like my best
friend Toy, She's like, fuck, you're good at driving this
car now, I'm like yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
And like when you first driving, your seats are forward,
there's no you're like.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Lazy with it.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
No, I always have to have my seat up right.
I have to. It's for the posture.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I'm like your cars everything, I mean, eat either of
those cars.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
They're fucking runk. They're fucking disgusting trash. If you picked
me up and we went on to Dath. I didn't
know you were and I go in my car. I
would have the instant like this bird is dirty.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
This is your car. Imagine your rule.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I don't have time to clean my car, doll, I
seriously don't, don't.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
We're podcast, Yeah, all right, we're on.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Bring all right, guys, welcome back to another episode.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Hi cow, how are you going?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Not March? Just a bit stressed? You know?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Stress stressed?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh, because I do this thing where I let everything
build up to the last minute and then I'm like, Okay,
now it's urgent and then I've got like two days
to complete it or even one. But my manager's always
like check your calendar. I'm like, I'm not. I don't
know what day it is or what month is. Like
I can't calendar. I'm not a calendar girl. And then
(01:58):
if she puts a job in, I'm like, I don't
have my turn on. My hair's got oil in it.
What you mean I'm not ready?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I know.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
It's almost like we need like a manager then, like
a calendar manager.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah. Literally, the reminders are good to Shane do.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
That with you, Like, yeah, I get things in the calendar.
But even then I forget, like I was supposed to
be on the radio yesterday. Yeah, sorry the day before
and yeah, you best believe I was not on that life.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Call in the rade job. Did you actually missed it?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
And I was just like, oh my god, I fucking
missed it. How can I miss this in my calendar?
And I spoke most like three weeks still missed it.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I need like daily reminders. But I say to yeah,
I agree, But I was thinking this morning too. I'm like,
is my life so hectic or is my brain so hectic?
Because I feel like it's like just so busy, Like
I'm just but I'm like, surely other people are doing
the same shit I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
No, absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
But I feel like most people have like a day
job that's like kind of repetitive. They're in routine, they
got structure. Yeah, you know, like I feel like with
us in what we do, like we're spinning a lot
of players at the same time because we have to.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
That's like a lot of them just dropping smash.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, I know, literally dropping smash fired. But I was
thinking that too. I'm like, because I went and had
a Brazilian yesterday and a Brazilian a wax under arm
Brazilian and leg wax. And then I was thinking that lady,
all she's got to think about, even though it would
(03:28):
be a stressful job. You know, she was busy, booked
out every day back to back, but that's all she's
got to think about.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, and when she finishes work, she doesn't really think
anything else.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, she's probably like, Okay, I'm not thinking about that now,
Like I don't have to worry about it. I just
have to get up get to work. Which is I'm
not saying her job's easy. I'm not saying our jobs
are hard, but I'm just saying there's always so much
in my head. And I'm like even with posting, I'm like,
I've got like five different companies or people that I
(03:58):
need to post for, and that it's not even the
paid jobs, Like they're just things that like I want
to do out of the goodness of my heart, you know,
like because if someone sends me something, I'm like, oh,
I want to recognize this brand because I know what
it's like having a small business, Like it costs money
to send product out, so I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Like, if it's a good product, you want to just
like yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
And if I'm using it, why wouldn't I share? You know?
But I'm like, oh my gosh. And then there's also
like the law of attraction, like if you're stressed and
you're putting that energy out there, then you're going to
get more stressed. So I'm like, is that what's happening?
Or is it my adhd or am I just fucking busy?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I think it's all three.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Like I was shoveling up rocks last night at nine
point thirty, hadn't showered, the kids hadn't showered. I'd bought
them macas for dinner, because did you think I had
time to organize dinner yesterday?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
You get so? Did you gain?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I went out and got it, and I'm like, what
is actually happening? And then Lockie's upstairs flat packing, like
doing this furniture thing for a job. We didn't go
to bed till like eleven, which is a late night
for people with kids.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, of course, yeah, you gotta get up and get
read for school and stuff like, aren't it Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
And then I discussed with Lucky the night before. I'm like, Babe,
I think I need your help tomorrow because it was
my turn to do drop off. I'm like, can you
do it? And he's like, I'm like, I'll do Wednesday Thursday,
so two days in a row. I'm like, can you
do tomorrow. He's like yeah, yeah, yeah, And we went
to sleep. He was asleep till seven thirty, which is
like a sleep in if you've got school run. Yeah,
and I'm like, babe, woke him up, kissed his forehead.
(05:31):
I'm like, okay, we got to make him as happy
as I'm like, you gotta do lunches, babe, you gotta
do lunches. I'm like, I've done the drink bottles. He's like,
I thought you were doing it. I'm like, Babe, we
discussed this.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
We just take turns. That's cute. That's good.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
That means you get like balance in it. Yeah, but
why couldn't you do this morning? What have you been
doing this morning?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Because I had to go to Big w to get
a poster for Forest Room because I've got a job
on at the moment with Mock, which is like a
furniture brand. Oh okay, so we've got furniture from them.
But then I'm like, okay, well, we need like stuff
for the walls, we need bed sheets, we need doners,
we need pillows, we need lights and lamps, like all
(06:11):
the shit. So I'm like looking online this morning, where's
this Minecraft poster? None in stock at Rabino, which is
my closest big w So I drove to Burley, got that,
got that in the car and then I'm like, lucky
directing I have time to go to Kmar. It was
ten o'clock. He's like, are you ready for the pot?
I'm like, well, I've done my makeup, have my heatless
curls in. He's like, I don't think you have, tam.
(06:34):
I'm like, yeah, that's it. That's like the worst part
about me is I think I have time.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yeah. Same, I'm like, oh, I've got like an extra
hour year now before I start, I can squeeze something in. Yeah,
and nothing I try to squeeze in always makes me
go over and I'm like why do I do that? Yeah?
But even this morning, like being a bit lit, like
why because I got your early sogold course and I
was like, oh, I can have a little walk and
a coffee. Yeah, I'm on my walk. I'm halfway to
the other in the Burley and I is like, oh
my god, I go be on a podcast in half
(06:59):
now I'm still the other end of early. I was like,
do I just get uber back to my car and
then drive or do I just risk the walk bark like.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh god, what do you do? Did you get a Nuba? No?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I walked back, but I was like moving. I was moving.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, that's me. I'm like running everywhere. I'm like, yeah,
no time, no time. I'm like, oh my god, but no.
This is another thing. I don't know if you do this,
but this is common with ADHD errs. If you know
you've got something on, say it like midday, you won't
do anything else because you know that you'll be late,
(07:31):
Like you need the time. I'm like, I can't possibly
fit anything else in before twelve.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
What happens?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
What happens if we're doing apology like five pm, You're like,
all right, lucky, you gonna take the kids?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yes from nine am?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
And I'm like, I can't do the drop off vibe.
We've got to be somewhere at five. I can't do it. No,
but I will do that often. And then another thing
that popped up on my feed about ADHD was how
bad like alcohol is for us?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Why is it bad? Why is it alcohol.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh read this why alcohol is destroying your ADHD brain
neuro toxicity. Wait, neuro neurotoxicity, memory loss, inflammation. No one
talks about this part. ADHD brains are already low on dopamine,
can steal that in my soul?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Low andamine.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yes, so like we naturally don't produce as much dopamine
as the normal person, right, okay, which is like the
happy Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, I thought serotonin.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Though, Serotonin's a sleep Serotonin's what our brain produces for
when we need to sleep.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
No, that's melotonin. Oh sorry, Serotonin is like what.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Makes you so convinced? Serotonin?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Do you always have so much confident when you're so
far off the mark?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
You could never be a T shirt?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yes, so we have poor memory, con consolidation, and higher
emotional sensitivity. Alcohol makes all three works.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, all your emotions are like heightened.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, I'm either like bawling my eyes out or I'm
like real blunt and bossy.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I had a few drinks last night too.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Oh he's broken, he's broken.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I went to dinner at is it nor Bees.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
It's got the umbrellas, Yeah, it's got the umbrellas upstairs
and then downstairs it's like that real moody.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah have you been there? Yes, but yeah I went there.
It was really nice. I hadn't actually had a meal
leve before and it was it was really nice.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, it's a nice vibe page.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I like those moody like places where it's like dark
and like the seatings all different.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
It's not like just the same. You walk in and
like it's like all seats lined up, like it's like
some higher boos some lower booths. It's a full experience.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
It is very nice in there. I went out last
Sunday for dinner with the front. It was dead, no one.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Well there was not another thing as well when I
was there.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
There no vibe, Like no.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Vibe on the Gold Coast on a Sunday.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I don't feel like there's any culture in the Gold Court.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
There's not.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I hate it.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Yeah, Like I love the Gold Course for like lifestyle
and going for walks, being fit, being healthy, like beaches whatnot.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
But like there's no culture.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Like you go anywhere in Melbourne on a Sunday, Friday, Saturday,
whatever day it is, it's vibes intel late like and
it doesn't have to be like getting mocked at a bar.
I could be just like having like just like a
dinner and like on the atmosphere yeh, DJs playing the
same time, like there's none.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Of that's ghost I'm like, what is going on? And
I think that is I thought we all worked for ourselves.
I'm like, there's people at the gym from anywhere from
like five yeah, five, well yeah four, I am to
whatever time at night.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Maybe because people you can look at the other way.
Maybe because people are self employed more so on the gold.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Course, they're more disciplined.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yeah, probably, but like not only that, but like if
you say you're in Melbourne and most people in the
CBD they work in nine to five to the government
or whatnot. They work in nine to five Monday Friday.
All they do is go to work. So on the
weekends Friday, Saturday, Sunday, they want to do as much
as possible because they don't have the time to just
do what they want during the week, you know, definitely.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
And like here people can go out whenever. Yea what
I can do that whenever?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, like Saturday morning for breakfast, Like I can do
that on Monday or Tuesday, like and you see it,
I was just palms things just that.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
It was packed Tuesday morning, like literally even have jobs.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Or what I know. But that's so true. Hey, Like
when before I had kids, right, I would never party ever,
I wouldn't. I didn't. I hadn't even gone clubbing, really
didn't wasn't interested, like didn't really care for it. And
then after kids, I was like, yea, let's go because
you're like, oh, you know you can't and you shouldn't. Yeah,
(11:42):
so and you know you can't. You can't just do
it whenever you want, Like you've got to organize babysitters
or make sure there's all this stuff in place before
you go. Yeah, and responsibilities ticked off, Yeah, make sure
the kids are set, fed, dressed, you know.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah. Yeah, So you're like, oh, I feel like everyone
goes through their party era, but it goes through it
at different stages of life.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
But no matter who you are, you would have go
through it.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
That's why you go overseas and stuff, and you see
like fifty year olds just lapping it up in clubs.
I'm like, bruh, Like you obviously done nothing for the
first twenty five years of your life. Yeah, so now
you're trying to make up for lost time.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
You know what. That's how I think I feel like,
don't get me wrong, I did some crazy shit when
I was younger, but like and like I wouldn't want
to go to a club now, like no, even pav Now,
I'm like, dude, there's like absolutely not such young crowds here.
Like I'm thirty one. I want to go to like
a you know, just like a.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Cool bar or yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
But I feel like when I have a cool bar
opens and it attracts good crowds, then all the young
kids come, and then then it pushes all the good
crowds out.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I don't think I've ever had a good experience with this. Actually,
the security guards I love, but that's the bar staff
because they're so overwhelmed. They're like, oh my gosh, Like
could you imagine that I would I would.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Struggle a bartender just constant.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I already have that chaos in my head. Imagine like
that head noise and then the actual chaos of it.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, I could never be a bartender.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Have I done barton?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I could never do it.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I don't think I have no I think I worked it. Oh,
I worked at since City at the door as like
a promo girl after I got off Big Brother I did.
He was like just stand at the door and like
say harder people, Oh.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
My god, you all one of those girls are like
giould you want a free entry and you're like tits
out and like, no.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Not tits out.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I would dress conservatively, like not like not nightclub attire.
But yeah I did that, which is interesting. But yeah,
I just thought that little thing that popped up was
so interesting. I'm like, yeah, where my dopamine at? Brother?
Wear that dopamine? Sorry? What did you do yesterday?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Tried out the new gym? Oh my god, I am obsessed.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
We're here around.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
The corner from you. Let you five minutes it's oh.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Here, I thought you said. Sorry.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Where we are right now? Yeah, five minutes away. There's
a new gym.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Is it ear math?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
No, it's called the gym.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Oh the gym.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
It's called the gym. And if you haven't seen it
or been there yet, you need to go. It is
like one of the most aesthetic gems I've ever been too.
It's not massive, but it's like aesthetic.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Did they let you film?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Yeah, they would let you film, yet, Oh I love that.
Should try it out. It's really good. So I went
there and I don't know, like going into a new gym,
it's a new environment. Everything's brand new, everything's clean. I
was like, even tho, I'm hungover, like I want to
train hard today, Like it's a new environment.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I had the best session, did you Yeah? Really good?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Oh my gosh, I always been still skinny after the
night out alft I've been drinking.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Does that happen with you?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Ah? Well, I can't tell because before before I can
even look in the mirror, I'm like downing a block
of chocolate and just eating NonStop, Like when I'm hungover,
I'm like, where's the shoot food, where's the sugar.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Where's a shaky Yeah, I've never got like that. What
did you do yesterday?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
It was a busy day for me, but I did
take the time out to go and get my waxing done.
And it's an intimate treatment. Anyway, I go in there.
This chic I've been waxed by her before. She's fucking
hilarious from New Zealand. Such an oversharer like me, like,
we'll just tell you her whole life story, which is
so rogue.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I think that's good though, in that environement, because it's
like you could comfortable.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Then, right.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I wasn't even thinking about her looking at me down
there anyway. She was oversharing, made the experience amazing, telling
me her whole life story. And then I go home
and I have a dream and it was so random
but lucky. I was like sitting on the couch with
him and he had another girlfriend and I was sitting
(15:42):
next to him and I whispered in his ear. I'm like,
do you want to have a threesome? Which is so
weird because I would never I would never, ever, ever
ever write. And then his other girlfriend walks out platinum
blonde hair, black bush here here with white platinum blonde hair,
(16:05):
and I'm like, what is going on. I'm like, oh, well,
he's got the best of both worlds, like he's got
one girlfriend, one girlfriend. But I think it was because
I was when I was getting wax. I was telling
the lady, I'm like, I've been doing laser but it's
patchy because my hairs are so light, like I don't
(16:26):
have dark pigment hair. And she's like, yeah, you can't
laser that. So I'm like far out. And then maybe
it was like me being jealous of Locky's other girlfriend
because she had like dark, big, thick pubes or something.
I was like, how random, Like that's my friend.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Thinking, Oh, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
But I was just thinking like why did that? Why
did my brain make that dream up? It's so interesting.
Have you ever had the most random dream? But it
kind of relates to what you did a partly?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Isn't dreams something that you have seen or thought of
every day?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Well? Yeah, so that's what I'm thinking. I'm like, what
thought was? I think in my brain it's like a
whole mashup of thoughts.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yeah, how do you how often you get laser that?
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
I think you have to do laser every month. But
I honestly felt like the laser pain was worse than
the Brazilian which is waxing. Oh. This is another hilarious
thing that this woman told me. She's like, you know,
dudes come in and get their balls done. I'm like,
they get their balls waxed.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Oh I could never get my balls waxed, I know.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
And she was like like actioning. She's like, yeah, I
get them to pull the skin up because I'm like,
how could you put wack dripping wax on such saggy skin.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah, like thin skins.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
And I'm like, does it not rip the sack off
with the wax? And she's like no, Like a lot
of guys come in and get their bulls wax.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Yeah, that's mental, isn't that? That is mental.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
I've been lucky because I've got like very fair like
has you know, like I feel like if you're like
the big, thick, big head, but I think I can
imagine that they would need that, you know, like guys
like that.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah, yeah, but they could also laser it too.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I don't think you can lazy your balls.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Really then how can you?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
I know you can't lazy your balls because if you
lazy your balls, you're infertile for like a certain amount
of time.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
See when you going to some bed.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
If you're going to some bed and you got there like,
oh no, nake it, apparently your balls don't work like
twenty four hours. I don't know we managed to research
that one, because I'm not one hundred percent sure, but
that's what I've read on the pipeline for me.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Well, that was our days yesterday. Very interesting, Yeah, very random,
completely different. You going to the gym. I couldn't even
fit the gym in which is so annoying.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
You gotta try that gym though, actually, like try that gym.
I'm sure you fall. It is crazy, Yeah, so crazy.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Can I just pay like a once or yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
That's what I'm doing. I'm paying like twenty five bucks
a day.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
How do you know that you can film in there?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Because it's like a small gym.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
I the're like only the mainstream big gym's like fitness cartels.
Everyone's on a strict on it now. But I feel
like the small privately owned gyms they're cool to it
and it's just good promo for them anyway.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Why would they not?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
I know? But that's what I don't understand why bigger
companies don't let you film.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, I don't understand it either, but I can.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
I can understand as well that like if it's like
a lot of people in a massive gym and everyone's
got a little tripod set up like that.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Could be frustrating and annoying.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
But like I went there yesterday like Pekawa, and it
was like maybe twenty people in the gym. Really, they
so calm, So I can imagine like if we went
like you know, lunchtime just after Lune or something like that.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
They would be like no one in there, Like, my.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Gosh, I really need to try. But I'm lucky. He's
very social in the gym, which is so surprising to
me because he's not a social person outside of the gym.
And like every time if we train together, everyone's like, hey, bro,
what's up?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
What is going on.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Through I don't.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Yeah, I'm the complete opposite. I literally like apologize to
everyone that's ever seen me in any gym, because that's
not I'm what. I'm like, Yeah, no, I have no time. No,
I don't want to talk to anyone about anything. I'm like,
I could come across this really hour guns because I
just want to fucking train. And like, when I leave
the gym and I've had a good session, that's what
(20:09):
makes me feel good.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
And if I'm just chatting your chatting there, it's not
the one.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I know. It's really hard to and like, because I'm
so nice and like friendly, I can't be rude, Like
I can't just blow someone off and be like sorry.
But also I'm thinking in my head, i've got school pickup. Yeah,
either I've got school pickup in like ten minutes. Need
to finish my session, or the kids are in the
crate for an hour, I've got an hour.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yeah, but yeah, you you're you the way you put
like you're approachable and you can be unapproachable, and that's
what I'm like, and then it avoids it. But like
if I if there's days when I'm making a fitness
class something and I'm like, oh, yeah, I got a
free day today, I'll be instantly like more approachable, and
then I have loads of conversations, you know. But the
heck that I've recently ticked that on. If I'm in
(20:55):
a gym and I spend too much, that's why I
hot from gym to gym, very freck me. So I
don't have enough time to like make those friendships. Yeah
yeah in the gym. So what I do now, especially
at email because I've trained that a few times.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Now, everyone's so social.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Yeah, And like a guy would come up to me
or a girl who comes with chat and like, I'll
just take my earth one up, but instead of like
taking it out and just like put it on my side,
I hold it so that they know you got my
ten seconds it's on way back in.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Yeah, seriously, that's what I do I take it all
the way out, and then if they keep chatting, I
take the other one out.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
You fucked, I.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Know, dude. And this lovely girl came up to me
and I think she's my new gym friend the other
day and she she was like, well, having a good chat,
and I would love talking to people. But I'm like,
I did say a couple of times. I was like, okay,
well enjoy your session. But then with the convo kept
going and I'm like, fuck, I can't be rude. Like anyway,
(21:48):
she was telling me everything. She's like, yeah, that everyone
in this gym has slept with everyone. I was like what.
She's like, yeah, everyone knows everyone. I'm like dead set,
and she's like yeah. I'm like, I don't know rand
anyone here, Like I literally couldn't tell you if that's
Bob or Harry. I don't know, and I feel like
there's different people every time. But she was like no,
like the gym goss is hectic, and she's like even
(22:11):
some guys who are in relationships have slept with girls
from the gym. And I'm like, oh my god, so
full like cheetahs like sleezebags. Oh I know, I'm like
I go to get I've gotta get molded. Scalps.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
See that they're the social butterflies of the gym because
they know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah, I always see her talking to everyone.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yeah right, okay, so she and she came up.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
To me right and was like, hey, you love your pants,
like you know, I.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Mean if that's probably an easy way to have affairs
and stuff, I guess right, because like if your partner
doesn't go to the gym and like you just you're
go to the gym, she's never going to see those
people or he's never going to see those boys.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, but I mean, like gold Gross is pretty small.
I feel like the word gets out. Yeah, surely, like
some one's going to know someone that's mental, isn't it mental?
It is. I'm like, well that's my partner over there.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
It was it was Shan and him.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
I know, it's big in Sydney, like when I was
working on fitness first in Sydney and whatnot, Like there
would be some some fucked up stories in there. No way,
like the gym's gym culture can be proper fun.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
That's why I said to this girl, I'm like, I'm
not I'm not getting involved. Like I don't want to
make friends here. I come here, I do my gym session,
I go to pick up my kids. That's it. Like
I'm not there to talk or chat.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I've had some horror stories. Tell me horror story. Tell
me the gyms. Okay, I got two that come into mind.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Oh well, here we go back.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
No, this is pretty wrong, don't you know if you
want to hear this.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
But yeah, I was working as like a receptionist in
the gym, and I'd like be the one to open
up the gyms, so they'd be like, honey, no in
the gym. And when you go into the gym, you
got to like go through a checklist, you know, the
run of the gym, toilets, bathrooms, gym floor, et cetera,
et cetera, and take everything off as you go to
make sure everything's been kept in a good order.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
And I would go into the men's bathrooms, check all
the showers, put the shower doors open to make sure
everything there's nothing left there and whatnot. No, one day
there was there was a condom with shit in it,
hanging on the tap poo. Yeah, some lead pulled in
the condom. Why tied it up hanging on the tap,
the actual tap of the thing.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Right.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
I was like, I'm not seeing this right, this is
like four thirty am. This is the last thing that
I need to be dealing with, right, what y And
then the day goes by, there goes by up. Fucking hell,
it's back again. It's another one, right, mental yeah, And
then I'm no joke. It would have been about three months.
Three months go by and like three or four times
a week I'm seeing a fucking condom with shit in
(24:46):
it in the showers, right.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
That is.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
So we did a full investigation, and we had to
because obviously you can see who signs into the gym
and then through that same from so when the gym
closed that night, we'd have to check through every single
person that it's into the gym until the morning when
I got in, and then we had to get the
data over time out to narrow it down. And obviously
I was at the front desk most of the morning, right,
(25:10):
so I would have a chat to everyone coming in
because you get the reg lars in the morning, and
then I'd tell them all the stories. You know, some
guys shitting from again again and again, and I would
tell this guy all the time of our like this
guy is like somebody's still doing it, and he'd bet
a full engage in the conversation. And it got the
most three months and then we found out narrowed down.
It was the guy that I was talking about the.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Whole time, the one he was engaging. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I was just like telling him the story, and he'd
be the one that was most interested in it.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I'd be like, that's so fucked, Like I can't believe
that that is.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
The weirdest kink. Yeah whatever, that is cool I've ever
heard in my life. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
And then another one one night I was closing the
gym as well, and like you have to get people
out of the saulars.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah, I thought they were open all night.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Nah for Heather, there's aafety reasons. They got to turn
them off.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Oh okay, so and you'll lock them up and stuff,
you know, so no one can access them. So like
you know, we get to like nine pm and then
we got to get everyone out the saunas and stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I remember it was in this was in camera and
it was.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Like joints on you know, some gyms have joint saunas.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Sorry saunas and steam with like joint blands, like the
girls and the guys.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Oh I didn't know. AMF one is boys and girls.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah yeah yeah. So some gyms obviously have them set
brother and some gyms have them together. So we had
one that was like together, right, right.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
And I went in there like nine pm to like
shut the shower, like to shut everything up, and there
was the couple in the steam room sitting there on
the tiles, right, and they are the ground No, yeah,
do you know like the tiles it it's the same
all the way up, Like even the seats are the
same tiles.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
There's no mats or anything.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Talking about the steam room, yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
The steam room, yeah yeah, so it's all like all tiled, right.
There's like two levels to it, right yeah. So I
walk in there to like get everyone out. They sat
next to each other in the middle. They're trying to
slow coke chicken breasts, not even on a plate. They've
put the raw chicken breasts where people have sat with
their asks.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I wish I was.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Two chicken breast hygenie.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yes, I know. And they're slow cooking it.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
And do you know when you have like the chicken,
it's like pink and the like when you're like when
you get when it gets heart, its astic and white.
It's on the way to get white. They're trying to
stole cooke chicken with like sweat and be all and
all the rest of.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
The y That is like crazy, dude. I even't we
out like everyone going in the same place. So I'm like, oh, like.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Not even in that environmental.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah, well even me. I'm like, I've got some tona fungies.
I don't want to be passing that on too anyone.
Get the tea tree drops in there? Not a chicken doll? Fuck?
That is wild.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Can't be crazy.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Did you ask them? Were you like, what are you
guys doing?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
I wish I did. I was in so much shock.
I was like, we need to leave.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Guys, Like.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
I'm just shutting the oven. The oven's closing.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
I don't know, Yeah, but I.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Have one at home. Maybe you can continue it at home.
Oh my god. That is why.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
It's just like I'd love to just spend some time
in some people's brains and be like, what is actually
going on in there?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Or like what like actually makes.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
You think, oh yeah, let's get to the gym, yell,
or don't we get the chicken breast, the.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Whole the whole chicken breast, the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
And then obviously after that, I actually had a bit
of time to think and like process what the fun
was just going on?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Forget and wraps the tail and the chicken. What are
they called cal carcery chickens, caillery chickens. Hillary, I've got
the cascillary chicken in the gym bag.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
But like I'm a chef.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Yeah, but I know that'll take some time to cook
a fool chicken breast. Like it's not even as if
it's cut up into tenderloins, you know, like even when
you put a fool chicken on a frying pan, like,
it takes time to get that.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Thing cooked in the oven an hour or two hours
on two hundred degrees.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah, but if you chop map like, it's cooked quicker.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Right. Maybe they just wanted it steamed.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Maybe they just wanted to marinate it. Yeah, and they're
going to cook.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
It at home. Maybe they wanted to steam it and
get the human sweat particles in the chicken. Maybe they've
been on some weird forum that says it's like good
for the body.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Surprise me these days, other people sweat. It wouldn't even
surprise me these days.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
No dead said chat chiput is human sweat. Good to chick,
good to cook with your chicken?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Can you cook chicken in the tauna or a steam room?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
That is wild? I thought it was going to be
something completely different, that is like next level.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yeah, all right, guys, that's a wrap. Thank you so
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