July 30, 2025 • 38 mins
The internet can lead you down strange paths, from a cult centered around a substance, to Garfield phones found on a beach, or a interesting comment chain surrounding a key lime pie restaurant, today we are getting into some Deranged Internet Rabbit Holes. If you enjoy videos like these please like the video ands subscribe to the channel, it helps more than you know. And be careful lurking around the internet, you never know what rabbit holes it might lead you down...
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The Internet is full of rabbit holes.
But some aren't just strange. They're deranged.
Not just odd or obscure, but deeply unsettling and just
weird. From obsessive comet chains that
stretch for years to dangerous online cults to mysteries no one
has ever solved, these stories. And the rabbit holes don't just
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linger in your mind, they stain it.
This isn't about harmless curiosity or quirky memes.
These are some deranged Internetrabbit holes.
Once you dive in, you won't comeout the same.
If you're fascinated by the darkcorners of the Internet, make
sure to like and subscribe. It helps more than you know.
Let's begin. Cantel Maoism.
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Cancer is a deadly disease and effects millions worldwide every
year. Work is being done by some of
the smartest people on earth andcuring it, and there has been
some real progress, with cancer no longer being the death
sentence it once used to be. Along with real progress, there
is always someone claiming to have solved it all, usually
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trying to sell you some snake oil product.
However, there was a man who genuinely believed he had solved
it. His name was Chris Cantelmo, a
Yale graduate. He was also a wealthy
biochemist, having run three different HPLC companies.
HPLC is a high performance liquid chromatography, which is
a technique used to separate compounds in a chemical mixture.
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It can be used to purify substances or analyze an unknown
sample. Cantelmo was unfortunately
diagnosed with brain cancer, oneof the most dangerous forms of
cancer. He claimed that he cured it by
simply smoking. DMTDMT, also known as the Dead
Man's trip or Dumbethyltryptamine, is a
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powerful hallucinogen that occurs naturally in many plants
and animals, including us. However, its exact role in the
human body is still up for debate.
You might have heard of Ayahuasca, which contains DMT.
It is allowed in some countries for religious purposes.
However, DMT itself is banned internationally without
authorization. It is currently undergoing
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trials for treating clinical depression.
Anyway, Cantamo claimed that DMTwas a miracle drug and was
determined to share it to the world.
He found Reddit through a friend.
It would post on there hoping toattract others to his pseudo
cult. While most of his Reddit posts
are deleted, some websites containing his claims exist.
God admits A cosmic broadcast ofelectromagnetic waves.
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Humans and all of the living creatures with a nervous system
can receive information from God's cosmic broadcast, while
their neural network is enabled by DMT.
Adding DMT to an adult brain viaorally active ayahuasca or by
vaping DMT crystals allows people to see spirits which are
always around us but otherwise invisible, including a multitude
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of guardian angels voluntarily assigned to each of us.
Schizophrenia and autism are onein the same results from a
relative overabundance of bioavailable DMT.
From here on, the syndromes can be unified as Autofrenia, Otto,
Freenix are geniuses and were created by God to be leaders of
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humanity. These are just some of the
ludicrous claims that Cantelmo makes.
He was also very enthusiastic inpromoting it.
For example, he would spend money on Reddit awards to
attract users to his teachings and even offered cancer patients
DMT. Cantelmo's main bank account
shows that he spent over $70,000on Reddit awards, and he would
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target mainly younger subreddits.
He would encourage them to make memes that spoke positively
about using DMT. He even tried asking researchers
to find out more about DMT but they refused, which is why he
apparently turned to Reddit for his activism.
Soon a cult formed around him known as Cantelmo ISM who would
praise him and even call him Lord.
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He had a right hand man also known as U slash Craig Yoga on
Reddit. Cantelmo invested a significant
amount of money in this person asking to him to make a website
and even sells merch. I guess there's some
consternation over at the discord about flaunt and if he
if I paid him to get rid of the discord.
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No I did not. I did not.
I'm not sending out money to people anymore.
This man was sort of like a yes man, feeding Cantelmo's
delusions knowingly or unknowingly, and was delusional
himself. He said he found Cantelmo on
Reddit and was interested in some of his more sane ideas and
never really believed the outlandish claims such as
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carrying his cancer with DMT. So how did it all start?
Cantelmo suffered from lifelong depression and anxiety, and he
tried to attempt S for the thirdtime on January 15th, 2018.
He told his kids before attempting S word, but
thankfully they called the police in time.
He was taken to a psychiatric facility where he was held for
several days and the idea came to him after he left the
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hospital. So he ordered some tree bark
that contained DMT and using hisextensive chemistry knowledge,
managed to purify it and held enough to have a breakthrough.
He was convinced that there was some sort of God after this,
which actually happens to a surprising 50% of previously
lifelong atheist DMT users. While he is extremely friendly
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to anyone he is trying to recruit into his theories, he is
completely different to family according to his younger brother
Craig. Apparently Cantelmo was
exceptionally smart and basically achieved every goal he
could think of, but also was very stubborn and narcissistic.
He had previous experience with hallucinogenic drugs such as LSD
and mescaline, and had even tried meth before.
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In his final months, Cantelmo went on a malicious streak.
As the DMT worsened his psychotic delusions, he would go
after family members and spread malicious rumors.
For example, a friend of his received a call from Cantelmo
who threatened S word. The friend called police, then
Cantelmo accused him of attempted murder.
He then went further on to fullydox him, revealing his identity
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and address. Even more shocking was that
people found out that Cantelmo never even had cancer.
This was confirmed by family members and when asked point
blank, Cantelmo literally said it was a metaphorical cancer of
the brain, referring to him being an atheist before.
Before anyone wants to like do an expose on me about cancer, I
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never had brain cancer. I had the worst form.
Of. Cancer, atheism and DMT cured
that I'm. Trying to get your attention
when I'm mean to people, he continued.
And I'm going to die someday, right?
Who cares about me if I get hit by a truck, Who cares about me?
DMT is more important than I am because when I die, I'll be out
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there helping you as best I can from the spirit world.
Like I know I exist and I'm going to be there.
It's not about me, it's about DMT.
In the end. Cantelmo committed S word on a
Sunday morning in 2019. He was on his Lakeview Terrace
ranch and left a note to his friend saying that he was going
for a walk and to not let the dogs go out.
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He walked around 4 miles into the Angeles National Forest
before committing S word with two folding knives.
An unfortunate and sad end of anexceptionally smart man who was
taken in by the treacherous world of drugs Benghazi.
Fantasy is one of the biggest genres in modern entertainment.
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The idea of a magical reality appealing to the vast majority
of people. For most it is just that,
fantasy and don't actually believe in magic.
With the advent of modern science, but some groups that
claim to practice magic remain in the form of neo Pagan groups.
It can be a form of self-expression, especially
among minority groups that are often targeted, such as the
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LGBTQ plus community. For example, in 2015, Vice
reported a surge in witchcraft in this group.
There are no defined rules in witchcraft and according to
several practitioners, it is more about having the freedom to
choose your own path. In a Vice article, a transgender
non binary witch, Dakota Hendricks said this being a
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witch is being autonomous. That's the whole point.
That's how we draw power. We're defined the patriarchy,
we're defined the submissive norm.
One group that was based on thisidea was the Queer Witch
Collective, a Facebook group that had a peak of around 2000
people. To protect against
discrimination of African based witchcraft, which often includes
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complex rituals, the group banned any shaming of these
practices and so it was quite open minded.
However, one user known as EnderDarling took it too far.
Born in 1991, they were a self-proclaimed witch based in
New Orleans. On December 8th, 2015, they
posted in the Facebook group saying that they had been taking
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human bones for, according to them, curse work and general
spells that require bone, which they referred over animal bones.
Apparently she took them from a graveyard, but only because
they're apparently offered by their personal goddess as they
were above the ground. She provides the bones if I only
take what the earth gives and I leave offerings of drink, honey
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and flowers. New Orleans has a problem
similar to other cities which are significantly below sea
level, where things buried underground would rise above
ground during intense rain. In this case, human bones,
usually family of the deceased, would entomb them to stop this
macabre problem, but many poor families couldn't afford this,
so they would just bury them in the dirt.
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Darling was in fact collecting the bones of the poor who could
not afford to properly bury their family who passed away and
claiming it was given to her by her goddess.
She even offered to ship these bones to other members of the
Facebook group, provided they paid for the shipping cost, of
course. Due to the group strict
enforcement of their anti shaming rule, Darling received
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somewhat positive responses, initially with some concern of
legality. But then group members began
picking up on it and quickly negative comments flooded the
post. People figured out that the
bones were probably taken from Holt Cemetery, which was known
to be a Potter's field for the poor.
A Potter's field, also known as a pauper's grave, is a site
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where unknown or unclaimed people are buried.
Basically, people without any family are buried here by the
local services, so everyone is given the minimum respect even
without anyone to pay for it after they pass away.
This site especially contains a larger number of poor people of
color. So many users accused Darling of
implementing white supremacist and colonialist tactics to do
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your own bidding. The post began to go viral
outside of the Facebook group when someone shared a screenshot
calling her a little shithead and a culture vulture.
Even local news outlets picked up on it. 1 user on Tumblr also
called it out, which received over 30,000 notes where it was
dubbed Benghazi. Darling responded to it from her
other account after she deactivated original, posting a
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lengthy response where she defended herself by saying she
did not actually dig anything upand it was all above ground.
So according to her, she wasn't stealing anything.
Furthermore, she said she was being more respectful than
others, citing the rundown condition of Holt Cemetery.
Most humbler users were still not convinced and still accused
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her of stealing the bones of NewOrleans residents to poor to
afford and above ground burial. 1 user known as the Skeleton
Fairy hilariously cast a curse on Darling.
Bone theft is a most heinous act.
The fairy declared. Hear me bone which and know that
you are forever cursed. So say I the Fey of femurs, the
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Imp of Heliums, the Sylph of skulls, the Pixie of Pelvises,
the skeleton fairy. The police didn't find it so
humorous, though, and the Attorney General of Louisiana
began investigating Darling a couple weeks later.
It is actually a felony according to state law and some
users said that they are not there for the taking simply
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because they are exposed to the elements.
A month later, on January 28th, agents searched her home where
they found 11 bones and four teeth on a self-described altar
as they didn't know whether theywere human bones or not.
Darling was not charged with anything, but they did summon
her and her roommate to court for possession of marijuana.
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In an interview with the New Orleans Advocate, her roommates
said that they were not involvedat all and that I roommates
think she thought she had way more power than she actually
had. Darlene did admit to sending a
box that contain a tooth and some shards of bone, but stated
that it wasn't about making a profit.
She also added I'm sorry I care more than you care about your
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dead, saying that the New Orleans residents should be
ashamed of the conditions of these graveyards.
In the midst of all this controversy, Darling left New
Orleans out of fear for her daughter's safety.
On July 15th of the same year, it was confirmed that the bones
taken from her home were in facthuman, so police arrested
Darling in Florida and extradited her back to New
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Orleans. A couple weeks later she pled
guilty of burglary from Holt Cemetery, which she denied
multiple times as the source of the bones and also marijuana
possession which was illegal back then.
She was given a five year suspended sentence for the
burglary and 15 days in prison for the weed, but as they were
in jail for an extended period, they served no further time.
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The controversy hit the Queer Witch Collected Facebook group
hard as the moderators did defend Darlene a little, saying
that they were being attacked for their practice.
The moderators left the group and new ones took up the
position, but many had already left and everyone else was
removed. The group now requires an
application to join and just a year later had only 77 members,
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massively reduced from the initial 2000 plus community.
While removing human remains from a cemetery was already
illegal in the state, a new act was created to further clarify
it. Known as the Louisiana Human
Remains Protection and Control Act by Senator Neil Riser, it
added harsher penalties and explicitly stated that Louisiana
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law has never permitted recognized or sanctioned
ownership rights in human remains.
Captain Cut Cheese Key Lime PiesIn October of 2009, a user on
the Internet took to comment sections on various blogs and
articles and started leaving comments about Key Lime pies
from a restaurant named Cut Cheese Key West Cafe.
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The Cut Cheese Key Lime Pie reviewer had posted on many
different sites for many years, even using pseudonyms, taking to
several online restaurant reviewsites similar to Yelp.
The strange part about this particular Internet mystery
isn't the post themselves. It's the fact that the post
started at least three years after Cut Cheese Key West Cafe
closed, and the comments were posted persistently for nearly a
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decade and hundreds and hundredsof times.
Now, why would anyone post over 700 times through 35 different
names for over 8 years? More specifically, over a
restaurant that had been closed for three to four years at that
point? To get anywhere near an answer,
it's important to know what the actual restaurant even was.
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Kuchi's Key West Cafe opened in Asheville, NC in 1978.
Oswald Pelez Junior, AKA Kuchi and Anita Pelez owned and
operated the establishment. It closed in either 2005 or
2006. There's very little information
about this restaurant on the Internet, but if you dig enough,
you can find newspaper articles written about it.
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The restaurant is still seen on Google Maps.
However, residents of Asheville have chimed in with several
mentioning their experiences with the restaurant and the
food. All the hundreds of comments
about the restaurant talk about its Key Lime pies.
Back then, it was actually knownfor their burgers, and their Key
Lime pies was just another item on the menu.
For as little as is written about Cuchi's online, the Key
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Lime Pie comments seem to confirm what is known about the
restaurant. Residents of Asheville who are
familiar with Cuchi's when it existed confirm many of these
statements made by the person posting these comments, making
things a lot more eerily odd. The poster mentions a crocodile
in the restaurant, as well as visits by celebrities like Jimmy
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Buffett. These facts are confirmed by
Asheville locals, which seems toconfirm that the Kuchi poster is
quite familiar with the restaurant.
This may seem obvious, but untilAsheville residents confirm
this, there was a lot of speculation that the KLP poster
was just making things up or using Kuchi's as a random
restaurant name. Digging deeper into the posts
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and specifically into the keywords, it seems clear at this
point that the Kuchi poster frequently googles certain words
or phrases and then comments on those articles or pages.
Some of these searches include Key Lime Pie, burgers, food in
general, Kuchi, Kuch, etcetera. Pelez, Anita, Captain Asheville
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NC Florida Keys slash Key West, Goody goody.
Those words and phrases make sense, of course, as they're
directly related to the posts heor she is making.
But other phrases don't seem to apply at all, like Hemingway,
reggae sharks, urban legends, net worth and market value, and
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then some weird sexual related keywords.
Size matters better than sex, junk package Dick naked body
image modeling, pop culture and politics.
The content of the post vary widely and for the most part the
posts are totally unique, although there are some
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exceptions to that rule. The other accounts he uses have
different posting styles as well.
For example, Jay Carson almost always copy and paste his
comments on another fake account.
Willie Jordan has a tendency replying to articles and blog
entries about things of a sexualnature.
Although not pornographic, to the best of his knowledge of the
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community, the KLP poster does not post pure pornography,
although Willie Jordan sometimesskirts that line.
For example, on an article titled Naked Willie, Jordan left
a comment that read. You know, down under our claws
we are all naked as a bunch of jaybirds.
My 7 1/2 inches just flopping around down there in the breeze.
All my wife's beautiful attractive package is butt naked
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and ready for my attention on the drop of a hat.
Yup, Yup, all of us are really butt naked right before our very
own eyes. Just a few clothes separating us
from our true selves. I voted along with Jessica.
We should all get butt naked together and smile with each
other and love one another rightnow.
And while we are spreading our naked asses all over each other,
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then perhaps we should totally delight ourselves by ordering
ourselves many of those delighted delicious Key Lime
pies to eat from Anita and Cut Cheese Palazzo's Key Lime Pie
Factory and Grill in Asheville, NC near the Biltmore Estate.
Yeah, now that sounds like a plan indeed.
Are you ready? This is interesting because the
comment directly references the blog post which is commenting on
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which is about skinny dipping and it's author Jessica, while
Willie Jordan reads and replies to the content of what he is
posting on another fake account.Rodger Ramjet tends to leave
comments that are more generic and seemingly disconnected from
the content of the articles they're replying to.
Like on a post about a man's life story in Africa.
He replied. Hey Bob, do you know what the
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difference is in one of Captain Coochie's famous king size
sirloin steak sandwiches in an Ashton Kocher movie is answer.
The steak sandwich is good, ha ha ha.
And don't forget the Key Lime Pie.
It's to die for, Roger. From 2009 to 2013, every KLP
post was totally unique. Starting in 2013, replies
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started getting copy and pasted on multiple articles.
Users on Reddit began to compilethe replies and created a sort
of archive. Though it was pretty extensive,
they weren't able to get all of the replies as there's just way
too much work. The pace been has since been
deleted by the moderators, but the replies were incredibly
interesting, at times being extremely odd and surreal.
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I sure hope that this will be a great opportunity for everyone
to see some of Don's scenes fromhis productions of his classic
hits Tales from Kucheritofil. You know that Rickles and Johnny
Carlson together produce those comedy hits about their friend
Mr. Kuchi Pelez and their wild and crazy exploits of Kuchi's
Key West in the world of Key Lime pies from the perspective
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of Johnny Carson, Don Rickles, Kuchi Pelez, and Steve Martin's
eyes. What a hoot those classic the
hits surely were. Don't miss them.
Be sure to tune in next month. We laughed until we cried
watching those funny movies, TheTales from Cujarita Ville.
I think that they must be available in a box set.
Hello ladies. Hello ladies.
Please take a few minutes and enjoy my true stories about the
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wonderful world of Key Lime piesas well as the magic of the most
beautiful Misses Anita Pelez, Wife Extraordinary and the
beauty queen of the Key Lime PieWorld 01 Honor.
That must be Elwood. Elwood Blues here.
Hey, how are you all doing? That's great.
I am just sitting here watching Major Crimes on the Tube.
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Pretty good show. Wouldn't you just love to be
eating a nice big slice of Anita's Key Lime Pie as you 2
lovers are snuggling? They're watching the show.
Then you 2 lovebirds can get into each other's drawers after
this episode goes off. That's sure what my love AI are
contemplating as we eat our second slice of pie.
Well, eat your hearts out. That'll look next time.
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Ah yes, my little chickadees. May each one of you enjoy your
very own Key Lime Pie baked by the lovely and most gracious
Missus Anita Pelez and her handsome husband Captain Cutchy
Pelez. Together the proud owners of
Asheville's own Anita and CutchyPelez's Key Lime Pie Factory and
grill, conveniently located nearthe Blitmore House in the States
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in that beautiful city known as Heaven on Earth whenever Missus
Lena Pinez is anywhere near. Ah, the magic of Anita Pelez and
her Key Lime pies. Voted the country favor for the
past 27 consecutive year. That babe can bake me a pie
anytime she wants to. Elwood Blues honey, sit here on
my lap and we can talk about that first thing that pops up.
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Hell yes. Yeah, baby Elwood Blues turn
your ladies on an extra high heat mode easily just by
seducing her with Anita Pelez's ultra sexy Key Lime Pies.
You know, the pies that her and her famous husband Kochi have
been baking the last 40 years over to their Key Lime Pie
factory near the Blitmore House in the state in North Carolina.
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Yeah, that's the ones you dirty mind.
Shame on you. Anita's KLP will light her
candle and make her hard to handle.
Guaranteed that she will get a hold of your handle to your boy.
Elwood says. Ah, the magic of Anita Pelez and
her Key Lime pies. Yeah, you'll be a hind to put
your faith in Anita's Pies. Though the restaurant closed.
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The obvious question stands, whyis this mystery reviewer posting
all these fake reviews about a closed down restaurant?
1 common assumption is that these were done by a bot.
It's not unusual for bots to mass post comments, especially
in regards to restaurant reviews.
It's also surprisingly common for them to be context specific,
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being able to reply to a blog based on the content in the blog
itself. So this theory as a whole isn't
so far fetched. But why would anyone want to
create a bot to advertise a restaurant that closed several
years ago before the start of the post?
While 700 posts have BeenVerified as KLP posts,
there's some evidence, like a disk quiz account that some
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posts removed to believe that the real number of posts could
be double that. But even if we assume 1500 posts
over 7 years, that's less than apost per day.
Certainly very doable for a dedicated person with time on
their hands and nothing better to do with their life.
Another common guess is that this is some sort of Arg or
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performance art. This question comes up with most
online mysteries, and the answers are always the same.
If it's an Arg, it's a bad one with many years of clues and
absolutely no payoff. If it's some sort of online
performance art, it's also not very satisfying.
If this was performance art of some sort, you'd assume the
person posting these would thrive on the attention.
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Unfortunately, the opposite seems to be true here.
In 2016, after seven years of posts, Reddit users outed him
and started digging into this mystery.
In November of 2016, the Kuchi poster started making references
to people reading his posts and discussing them online with
phrases like Do you ever feel like you're being watched?
In 2017, there were only three Kuchi's post made.
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In early 2018, he also made three.
He hasn't resurfaced since, so unless this was a very shy
performance artist who thrives on being left alone, I think we
can rule out that explanation. So who is he?
Users on Reddit have several theories, including Catchy
himself, Oswald Prolez Junior, his son, or maybe even mentally
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ill Asheville resident who used to love the restaurant and the
Key Lime pies. They go as far as to examine
writing styles and pop culture references to guess the age,
gender and location of the KLP poster, but this unfortunately
remains a mystery. A somewhat disturbing one at
that. Reading through some posts with
the last one being Captain Cutchy's award-winning
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Cheeseburgers in Paradise. King size sirloin steak
sandwiches in the world's Greatest Key Lime Pies could
possibly be the best food you'llever eat in this life.
Available only at Miss Anita andCaptain Cutchy's Palazzos Key
West Kucharitaville Cafe Grills bars in their historic 1917 Key
Lime Pie factory. The best in the West, they serve
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the South with the finest famoussince 1976 and beautiful South.
Asheville, NC on US 25 S just 10minutes South of the Blitmore
House and Gardens. Merry New Year y'all.
See you real soon. The Captain.
Oh no, he's back. And many of you might not think
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that this was that disturbing, but to me I think it was just
terrifying. So some person out there is just
constantly making weird, also sexually oriented posts, some of
them to your random restaurant. Imagine being Anita and Kochi
and they used to own this restaurant and they know that
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someone is posting about them constantly and they don't know
if they're a threat. They don't know if this is some
sort of weird bot. They don't know anything.
But they do know that someone isweirdly obsessing about the
restaurant. I think it's creepy.
I don't know if you guys think it's creepy as well, but for
some reason it just felt off. It just felt that weird vibe
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that something wasn't right. Am I right on that one?
Comment down below if you agree with me.
But yeah, I thought it was just weirdly eerie.
Garfield phone mystery. Since people traveled the seas,
they have been putting messages inside glass bottles.
Maybe it is the idea of connecting to a complete
stranger that you will probably never meet, or that you want to
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put some message out there to travel the seas forever.
There's a reason people have been doing it for hundreds of
years. But what could possibly be the
reason for releasing Garfield themed telephones into the sea
in a very specific area so that they end up on a particular
stretch of the coastline of Brittany, France?
Well, they were first spotted inthe 1980s.
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Bright orange colored cat heads,telephone wires and receivers
would wash up on the beach to bepicked up by cleaners.
Rather than some cryptic message, most people thought it
was some lost shipping containeron the bottom of the sea that
was slowly leaking cat themed communication devices.
Either way, it was definitely not good for the environment to
be releasing all those plastics.Attempts were made at a search,
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but for 30 years no one could find the source.
The breakthrough came when a newspaper named French Info
wrote about this strange phenomenon as part of their
campaign known as Pollution Alert.
This caught the eye of a local farmer named Reen Molvan who had
also seen these washed up on thebeach back in the mid 1980s.
He quickly contacted the journalist and revealed that he
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and his brother had actually gone to investigate.
Back then, they found it. As people have guessed, it was a
shipping container that have been stuck inside a deep sea
cave filled with Garfield phones.
The container was inaccessible most of the year, but in 2019,
after the farmer revealed his story, volunteers managed to
make their way in. Sadly, the container was empty,
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which meant that all the plasticjunk had been distributed into
the ocean and they were too late.
So while the mystery was solved,it was rather a sad ending as
the damage had already been done.
Those phones would eventually breakdown and as you might
already know form micro plasticsand just plastic in general
which are harmful to basically all life and it can even be
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ingested by us when we eat the fish that swallow those
minuscule plastic particles. Lord not Russo.
YouTube has over 100 million channels with around half
actively uploading videos at least once a month.
With that much content to sift through, it can be nearly
impossible to detect every single violation, so some
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unsavory individuals managed to slip through and gain some fame.
One example is Alexki Mckev, born in Moscow in 1974.
Alexki wasn't exactly the nicestperson growing up.
He underwent A psychiatric examination but nothing was
diagnosed explicitly. But he was put on administrative
leave in 2003 by his employer. In 2012, he started harassing
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members of his community and built some popularity online.
In his videos, he would be extremely racist, such as
calling a three-year old Mexicanchild a monkey and harassing a
group of teenage Mexican boys onthe beach by walking through
them and stepping on their pizza.
In one particularly disgusting video, he knocked down an older
woman who was walking from behind.
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As Police Complaints from other residents kept increasing, he
eventually shifted to Mexico in 2015.
He would earn the nickname Lord Russo there because he would
frequently displayed imagery such as.
He didn't stop making his racistvideos, however, ignoring the
fact that he was literally living in the country of the
people he was making fun of. He was also fired by the Tour
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Company that he worked for, AquaWorld, in November 2015 as he
was being aggressive to others. Eventually, some residents of
Cancun, where he was renting a flat, got fed up and protested
outside his apartment by shouting insults and throwing
rocks at them. The police initially took notice
of it, but left soon after. The crowd promptly escalated and
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began to attack Mckeeve, severely injuring him.
In the fighting, Mckeeve stabbeda 19 year old, who eventually
died from his wounds in an ambulance on the way to the
hospital. Mckeeve managed to escape, by
which point the police had arrived.
He had a cranial cerebral injury, which means that his
actual brain was injured due to blunt force trauma.
Olutsky was later taken into custody by the police as he was
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charged with murdering the 19 year old.
He argued self-defense, but the opposition managed to prove that
Olutsky already had a knife withhim and use it to his advantage
to stab him multiple times. He was found guilty and
sentenced to 37 years and six months in prison.
Finno. Korean Hyperwar.
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Many stupid memes arise from 4 Chan where people with nothing
better to do make up fantasies all the time.
One of the long running jokes onthe site is nationalist people
that are far too proud of their nation reminiscing about their
country's previous golden age. For example, the Serbians to the
14th century Serbian Empire, theGreeks to their Byzantine
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Empire, and Armenia to the extremely old Kingdom of
Armenia. The Finno Korean Hyper War came
from a parody of this where the Finnish and the Koreans had
their own highly advanced ancient civilizations 10s of
thousands of decades before our time.
Keep in mind that this section is pure fantasy, but it is fun
to pretend otherwise. Anyway, these two major powers
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fell into a catastrophic war roughly 6000 to 8000 years ago.
The result changed civilization forever.
According to one hypothesis, thetwo were actually connected and
it was in fact a civil war. But others say that due to the
large amounts of land exchange in the war, both nations just
ended up looking similar. So what was the spark that
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ignited it all? The major theory is that it was
just like many Asian soap dramas, Inheritance.
Someone called Hayworkin, humblynamed Emperor of Humanity and
the Master of the Universe, had two twin sons who each one of
the title 1 twin said that he was born exactly 5 minutes
earlier than the other. He deserved the title, but the
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other one said that he was givenit in a private conversation
with his father. So to avoid any bloodshed, the
empire was split into two. One son founded the Huan Korean
dynasty and the other founded the Habsburg Finnish obviously
dynasty. But of course, there were some
disputes and over the ancestral land of Titan, which was
unfortunately right at the borders of both lands.
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These two were not only the onlyplayers, however, as a third
party known as Lumeria shows up.Lumeria is another ancient
continental with highly advancedtechnology and powerful magic,
making it a very important faction and potential ally in
the Hyper War. They specialized in defensive
spells and often collaborated with the Koreans to make weapons
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as well. However, soon after the war, the
whole continent completely disappeared, becoming the
biggest unsolved mystery to ancient scholars.
Some say that due to the war, itwas completely submerged as a
result of a shift in geography, while others say it was
transported into a whole nother plane of existence by magic.
Still, it remains an important piece of history, with its
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artifacts and knowledge contributing majorly to
subsequent civilizations. Back to the war, countless
battles later that we will not be covering here.
The Koreans were not doing too well.
In fact, the Finnish had come totheir capital and we're about to
destroy it when the Korean commander in a last ditch Hail
Mary activated the Giza Mass Autism array.
Wow, can't believe this is my job now.
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This did not work. It affected both sides equally
badly and both commanders died with mass casualties to their
armies. In the end the Huan Empire fell
and the Finnish forces took overthe capital.
It wasn't over however, there was a new enemy, now 2 actually
Autism and ADHD. The Finnish drew their forces
back to fight them and ultimately failed.
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Autism consumed the entirety of Asia and Europe, and ADHD went
on to form Brazil. Thus the Hyper war ended and the
start of modern civilization as we know it started.
There is still some history you might not know of, however still
remaining. Soon after ended, 2
civilizations rose up in a now wasteland Earth, the proto Indo
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Europeans and the Hyperboreans. These two would spread all over
earth, creating an advanced spacefaring civilizations and
also Troy, which as you might know was destroyed by Greeks
rather cleverly. Unfortunately, just as things
were getting good, aliens arrived.
Despite some brave and human resistance, most of it was
enslaved, and for a while the planet was ruled by alien
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overlords. On another planet, somewhere in
the Galaxy, a massive war was going on.
At the end of this destructive war, it was destroyed, and so
were several other planets, unleashing lethal radiation that
killed many of the aliens. Humans were luckily spared as
the souls of the former planet moved to Earth because they were
highly compatible with its Biome.
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As the remaining aliens ran backto the planets and took their
technology with them, humans were put back into the Stone
Age. For a very long time.
The owners of the previously mentioned souls came back for
Earth and massive ships, which ushered in a new technological
revolution. Several centuries and wars
later, Atlantis was formed, but became so advanced that its
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citizens all became degenerates.The gods of Olympus couldn't
stand this so they sunk it into the ocean where it remains of
this day lost. Still colonies remained which
became small independent kingdoms which were ruled by God
like aliens from a planet that was destroyed predictably in a
war. These kingdoms were also
incredibly advanced but stopped when they discovered an ancient
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fino Korean fossil that revealedsecrets that we can't reveal
here. The aliens scared, wiped most of
humanity and taught the remaining some basic survival
skills and left, promising to return someday.
Thus modern civilization came into existence and wow, that was
one hell of a deranged and weirdrabbit hole in.
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All right guys, that wraps up some deranged Internet rabbit
holes. Comment down below what you
thought about this video. This one was a little bit
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and weird, it was really weird, but it wasn't all disturbing and
terrifying like it usually is. So it was kind of a weird mix of
odd and eerie stories as well, and rabbit holes as well.
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And like the Garfield one, some more light hearted ones.
Comment down below what you thought about that.
Did you like the kind of, you know, pick me up ones in the
middle of the story? Or would you like them to be all
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The Internet is full of rabbit holes.
But some aren't just strange. They're deranged.
Not just odd or obscure, but deeply unsettling and just
weird. From obsessive comet chains that
stretch for years to dangerous online cults to mysteries no one
has ever solved, these stories. And the rabbit holes don't just
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linger in your mind, they stain it.
This isn't about harmless curiosity or quirky memes.
These are some deranged Internetrabbit holes.
Once you dive in, you won't comeout the same.
If you're fascinated by the darkcorners of the Internet, make
sure to like and subscribe. It helps more than you know.
Let's begin. Cantel Maoism.
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Cancer is a deadly disease and effects millions worldwide every
year. Work is being done by some of
the smartest people on earth andcuring it, and there has been
some real progress, with cancer no longer being the death
sentence it once used to be. Along with real progress, there
is always someone claiming to have solved it all, usually
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trying to sell you some snake oil product.
However, there was a man who genuinely believed he had solved
it. His name was Chris Cantelmo, a
Yale graduate. He was also a wealthy
biochemist, having run three different HPLC companies.
HPLC is a high performance liquid chromatography, which is
a technique used to separate compounds in a chemical mixture.
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It can be used to purify substances or analyze an unknown
sample. Cantelmo was unfortunately
diagnosed with brain cancer, oneof the most dangerous forms of
cancer. He claimed that he cured it by
simply smoking. DMTDMT, also known as the Dead
Man's trip or Dumbethyltryptamine, is a
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powerful hallucinogen that occurs naturally in many plants
and animals, including us. However, its exact role in the
human body is still up for debate.
You might have heard of Ayahuasca, which contains DMT.
It is allowed in some countries for religious purposes.
However, DMT itself is banned internationally without
authorization. It is currently undergoing
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trials for treating clinical depression.
Anyway, Cantamo claimed that DMTwas a miracle drug and was
determined to share it to the world.
He found Reddit through a friend.
It would post on there hoping toattract others to his pseudo
cult. While most of his Reddit posts
are deleted, some websites containing his claims exist.
God admits A cosmic broadcast ofelectromagnetic waves.
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Humans and all of the living creatures with a nervous system
can receive information from God's cosmic broadcast, while
their neural network is enabled by DMT.
Adding DMT to an adult brain viaorally active ayahuasca or by
vaping DMT crystals allows people to see spirits which are
always around us but otherwise invisible, including a multitude
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of guardian angels voluntarily assigned to each of us.
Schizophrenia and autism are onein the same results from a
relative overabundance of bioavailable DMT.
From here on, the syndromes can be unified as Autofrenia, Otto,
Freenix are geniuses and were created by God to be leaders of
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humanity. These are just some of the
ludicrous claims that Cantelmo makes.
He was also very enthusiastic inpromoting it.
For example, he would spend money on Reddit awards to
attract users to his teachings and even offered cancer patients
DMT. Cantelmo's main bank account
shows that he spent over $70,000on Reddit awards, and he would
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target mainly younger subreddits.
He would encourage them to make memes that spoke positively
about using DMT. He even tried asking researchers
to find out more about DMT but they refused, which is why he
apparently turned to Reddit for his activism.
Soon a cult formed around him known as Cantelmo ISM who would
praise him and even call him Lord.
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He had a right hand man also known as U slash Craig Yoga on
Reddit. Cantelmo invested a significant
amount of money in this person asking to him to make a website
and even sells merch. I guess there's some
consternation over at the discord about flaunt and if he
if I paid him to get rid of the discord.
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No I did not. I did not.
I'm not sending out money to people anymore.
This man was sort of like a yes man, feeding Cantelmo's
delusions knowingly or unknowingly, and was delusional
himself. He said he found Cantelmo on
Reddit and was interested in some of his more sane ideas and
never really believed the outlandish claims such as
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carrying his cancer with DMT. So how did it all start?
Cantelmo suffered from lifelong depression and anxiety, and he
tried to attempt S for the thirdtime on January 15th, 2018.
He told his kids before attempting S word, but
thankfully they called the police in time.
He was taken to a psychiatric facility where he was held for
several days and the idea came to him after he left the
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hospital. So he ordered some tree bark
that contained DMT and using hisextensive chemistry knowledge,
managed to purify it and held enough to have a breakthrough.
He was convinced that there was some sort of God after this,
which actually happens to a surprising 50% of previously
lifelong atheist DMT users. While he is extremely friendly
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to anyone he is trying to recruit into his theories, he is
completely different to family according to his younger brother
Craig. Apparently Cantelmo was
exceptionally smart and basically achieved every goal he
could think of, but also was very stubborn and narcissistic.
He had previous experience with hallucinogenic drugs such as LSD
and mescaline, and had even tried meth before.
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In his final months, Cantelmo went on a malicious streak.
As the DMT worsened his psychotic delusions, he would go
after family members and spread malicious rumors.
For example, a friend of his received a call from Cantelmo
who threatened S word. The friend called police, then
Cantelmo accused him of attempted murder.
He then went further on to fullydox him, revealing his identity
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and address. Even more shocking was that
people found out that Cantelmo never even had cancer.
This was confirmed by family members and when asked point
blank, Cantelmo literally said it was a metaphorical cancer of
the brain, referring to him being an atheist before.
Before anyone wants to like do an expose on me about cancer, I
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never had brain cancer. I had the worst form.
Of. Cancer, atheism and DMT cured
that I'm. Trying to get your attention
when I'm mean to people, he continued.
And I'm going to die someday, right?
Who cares about me if I get hit by a truck, Who cares about me?
DMT is more important than I am because when I die, I'll be out
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there helping you as best I can from the spirit world.
Like I know I exist and I'm going to be there.
It's not about me, it's about DMT.
In the end. Cantelmo committed S word on a
Sunday morning in 2019. He was on his Lakeview Terrace
ranch and left a note to his friend saying that he was going
for a walk and to not let the dogs go out.
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He walked around 4 miles into the Angeles National Forest
before committing S word with two folding knives.
An unfortunate and sad end of anexceptionally smart man who was
taken in by the treacherous world of drugs Benghazi.
Fantasy is one of the biggest genres in modern entertainment.
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The idea of a magical reality appealing to the vast majority
of people. For most it is just that,
fantasy and don't actually believe in magic.
With the advent of modern science, but some groups that
claim to practice magic remain in the form of neo Pagan groups.
It can be a form of self-expression, especially
among minority groups that are often targeted, such as the
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LGBTQ plus community. For example, in 2015, Vice
reported a surge in witchcraft in this group.
There are no defined rules in witchcraft and according to
several practitioners, it is more about having the freedom to
choose your own path. In a Vice article, a transgender
non binary witch, Dakota Hendricks said this being a
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witch is being autonomous. That's the whole point.
That's how we draw power. We're defined the patriarchy,
we're defined the submissive norm.
One group that was based on thisidea was the Queer Witch
Collective, a Facebook group that had a peak of around 2000
people. To protect against
discrimination of African based witchcraft, which often includes
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complex rituals, the group banned any shaming of these
practices and so it was quite open minded.
However, one user known as EnderDarling took it too far.
Born in 1991, they were a self-proclaimed witch based in
New Orleans. On December 8th, 2015, they
posted in the Facebook group saying that they had been taking
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human bones for, according to them, curse work and general
spells that require bone, which they referred over animal bones.
Apparently she took them from a graveyard, but only because
they're apparently offered by their personal goddess as they
were above the ground. She provides the bones if I only
take what the earth gives and I leave offerings of drink, honey
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and flowers. New Orleans has a problem
similar to other cities which are significantly below sea
level, where things buried underground would rise above
ground during intense rain. In this case, human bones,
usually family of the deceased, would entomb them to stop this
macabre problem, but many poor families couldn't afford this,
so they would just bury them in the dirt.
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Darling was in fact collecting the bones of the poor who could
not afford to properly bury their family who passed away and
claiming it was given to her by her goddess.
She even offered to ship these bones to other members of the
Facebook group, provided they paid for the shipping cost, of
course. Due to the group strict
enforcement of their anti shaming rule, Darling received
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somewhat positive responses, initially with some concern of
legality. But then group members began
picking up on it and quickly negative comments flooded the
post. People figured out that the
bones were probably taken from Holt Cemetery, which was known
to be a Potter's field for the poor.
A Potter's field, also known as a pauper's grave, is a site
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where unknown or unclaimed people are buried.
Basically, people without any family are buried here by the
local services, so everyone is given the minimum respect even
without anyone to pay for it after they pass away.
This site especially contains a larger number of poor people of
color. So many users accused Darling of
implementing white supremacist and colonialist tactics to do
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your own bidding. The post began to go viral
outside of the Facebook group when someone shared a screenshot
calling her a little shithead and a culture vulture.
Even local news outlets picked up on it. 1 user on Tumblr also
called it out, which received over 30,000 notes where it was
dubbed Benghazi. Darling responded to it from her
other account after she deactivated original, posting a
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lengthy response where she defended herself by saying she
did not actually dig anything upand it was all above ground.
So according to her, she wasn't stealing anything.
Furthermore, she said she was being more respectful than
others, citing the rundown condition of Holt Cemetery.
Most humbler users were still not convinced and still accused
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her of stealing the bones of NewOrleans residents to poor to
afford and above ground burial. 1 user known as the Skeleton
Fairy hilariously cast a curse on Darling.
Bone theft is a most heinous act.
The fairy declared. Hear me bone which and know that
you are forever cursed. So say I the Fey of femurs, the
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Imp of Heliums, the Sylph of skulls, the Pixie of Pelvises,
the skeleton fairy. The police didn't find it so
humorous, though, and the Attorney General of Louisiana
began investigating Darling a couple weeks later.
It is actually a felony according to state law and some
users said that they are not there for the taking simply
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because they are exposed to the elements.
A month later, on January 28th, agents searched her home where
they found 11 bones and four teeth on a self-described altar
as they didn't know whether theywere human bones or not.
Darling was not charged with anything, but they did summon
her and her roommate to court for possession of marijuana.
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In an interview with the New Orleans Advocate, her roommates
said that they were not involvedat all and that I roommates
think she thought she had way more power than she actually
had. Darlene did admit to sending a
box that contain a tooth and some shards of bone, but stated
that it wasn't about making a profit.
She also added I'm sorry I care more than you care about your
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dead, saying that the New Orleans residents should be
ashamed of the conditions of these graveyards.
In the midst of all this controversy, Darling left New
Orleans out of fear for her daughter's safety.
On July 15th of the same year, it was confirmed that the bones
taken from her home were in facthuman, so police arrested
Darling in Florida and extradited her back to New
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Orleans. A couple weeks later she pled
guilty of burglary from Holt Cemetery, which she denied
multiple times as the source of the bones and also marijuana
possession which was illegal back then.
She was given a five year suspended sentence for the
burglary and 15 days in prison for the weed, but as they were
in jail for an extended period, they served no further time.
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The controversy hit the Queer Witch Collected Facebook group
hard as the moderators did defend Darlene a little, saying
that they were being attacked for their practice.
The moderators left the group and new ones took up the
position, but many had already left and everyone else was
removed. The group now requires an
application to join and just a year later had only 77 members,
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massively reduced from the initial 2000 plus community.
While removing human remains from a cemetery was already
illegal in the state, a new act was created to further clarify
it. Known as the Louisiana Human
Remains Protection and Control Act by Senator Neil Riser, it
added harsher penalties and explicitly stated that Louisiana
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law has never permitted recognized or sanctioned
ownership rights in human remains.
Captain Cut Cheese Key Lime PiesIn October of 2009, a user on
the Internet took to comment sections on various blogs and
articles and started leaving comments about Key Lime pies
from a restaurant named Cut Cheese Key West Cafe.
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The Cut Cheese Key Lime Pie reviewer had posted on many
different sites for many years, even using pseudonyms, taking to
several online restaurant reviewsites similar to Yelp.
The strange part about this particular Internet mystery
isn't the post themselves. It's the fact that the post
started at least three years after Cut Cheese Key West Cafe
closed, and the comments were posted persistently for nearly a
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decade and hundreds and hundredsof times.
Now, why would anyone post over 700 times through 35 different
names for over 8 years? More specifically, over a
restaurant that had been closed for three to four years at that
point? To get anywhere near an answer,
it's important to know what the actual restaurant even was.
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Kuchi's Key West Cafe opened in Asheville, NC in 1978.
Oswald Pelez Junior, AKA Kuchi and Anita Pelez owned and
operated the establishment. It closed in either 2005 or
2006. There's very little information
about this restaurant on the Internet, but if you dig enough,
you can find newspaper articles written about it.
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The restaurant is still seen on Google Maps.
However, residents of Asheville have chimed in with several
mentioning their experiences with the restaurant and the
food. All the hundreds of comments
about the restaurant talk about its Key Lime pies.
Back then, it was actually knownfor their burgers, and their Key
Lime pies was just another item on the menu.
For as little as is written about Cuchi's online, the Key
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Lime Pie comments seem to confirm what is known about the
restaurant. Residents of Asheville who are
familiar with Cuchi's when it existed confirm many of these
statements made by the person posting these comments, making
things a lot more eerily odd. The poster mentions a crocodile
in the restaurant, as well as visits by celebrities like Jimmy
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Buffett. These facts are confirmed by
Asheville locals, which seems toconfirm that the Kuchi poster is
quite familiar with the restaurant.
This may seem obvious, but untilAsheville residents confirm
this, there was a lot of speculation that the KLP poster
was just making things up or using Kuchi's as a random
restaurant name. Digging deeper into the posts
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and specifically into the keywords, it seems clear at this
point that the Kuchi poster frequently googles certain words
or phrases and then comments on those articles or pages.
Some of these searches include Key Lime Pie, burgers, food in
general, Kuchi, Kuch, etcetera. Pelez, Anita, Captain Asheville
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NC Florida Keys slash Key West, Goody goody.
Those words and phrases make sense, of course, as they're
directly related to the posts heor she is making.
But other phrases don't seem to apply at all, like Hemingway,
reggae sharks, urban legends, net worth and market value, and
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then some weird sexual related keywords.
Size matters better than sex, junk package Dick naked body
image modeling, pop culture and politics.
The content of the post vary widely and for the most part the
posts are totally unique, although there are some
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exceptions to that rule. The other accounts he uses have
different posting styles as well.
For example, Jay Carson almost always copy and paste his
comments on another fake account.
Willie Jordan has a tendency replying to articles and blog
entries about things of a sexualnature.
Although not pornographic, to the best of his knowledge of the
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community, the KLP poster does not post pure pornography,
although Willie Jordan sometimesskirts that line.
For example, on an article titled Naked Willie, Jordan left
a comment that read. You know, down under our claws
we are all naked as a bunch of jaybirds.
My 7 1/2 inches just flopping around down there in the breeze.
All my wife's beautiful attractive package is butt naked
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and ready for my attention on the drop of a hat.
Yup, Yup, all of us are really butt naked right before our very
own eyes. Just a few clothes separating us
from our true selves. I voted along with Jessica.
We should all get butt naked together and smile with each
other and love one another rightnow.
And while we are spreading our naked asses all over each other,
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then perhaps we should totally delight ourselves by ordering
ourselves many of those delighted delicious Key Lime
pies to eat from Anita and Cut Cheese Palazzo's Key Lime Pie
Factory and Grill in Asheville, NC near the Biltmore Estate.
Yeah, now that sounds like a plan indeed.
Are you ready? This is interesting because the
comment directly references the blog post which is commenting on
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which is about skinny dipping and it's author Jessica, while
Willie Jordan reads and replies to the content of what he is
posting on another fake account.Rodger Ramjet tends to leave
comments that are more generic and seemingly disconnected from
the content of the articles they're replying to.
Like on a post about a man's life story in Africa.
He replied. Hey Bob, do you know what the
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difference is in one of Captain Coochie's famous king size
sirloin steak sandwiches in an Ashton Kocher movie is answer.
The steak sandwich is good, ha ha ha.
And don't forget the Key Lime Pie.
It's to die for, Roger. From 2009 to 2013, every KLP
post was totally unique. Starting in 2013, replies
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started getting copy and pasted on multiple articles.
Users on Reddit began to compilethe replies and created a sort
of archive. Though it was pretty extensive,
they weren't able to get all of the replies as there's just way
too much work. The pace been has since been
deleted by the moderators, but the replies were incredibly
interesting, at times being extremely odd and surreal.
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I sure hope that this will be a great opportunity for everyone
to see some of Don's scenes fromhis productions of his classic
hits Tales from Kucheritofil. You know that Rickles and Johnny
Carlson together produce those comedy hits about their friend
Mr. Kuchi Pelez and their wild and crazy exploits of Kuchi's
Key West in the world of Key Lime pies from the perspective
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of Johnny Carson, Don Rickles, Kuchi Pelez, and Steve Martin's
eyes. What a hoot those classic the
hits surely were. Don't miss them.
Be sure to tune in next month. We laughed until we cried
watching those funny movies, TheTales from Cujarita Ville.
I think that they must be available in a box set.
Hello ladies. Hello ladies.
Please take a few minutes and enjoy my true stories about the
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wonderful world of Key Lime piesas well as the magic of the most
beautiful Misses Anita Pelez, Wife Extraordinary and the
beauty queen of the Key Lime PieWorld 01 Honor.
That must be Elwood. Elwood Blues here.
Hey, how are you all doing? That's great.
I am just sitting here watching Major Crimes on the Tube.
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Pretty good show. Wouldn't you just love to be
eating a nice big slice of Anita's Key Lime Pie as you 2
lovers are snuggling? They're watching the show.
Then you 2 lovebirds can get into each other's drawers after
this episode goes off. That's sure what my love AI are
contemplating as we eat our second slice of pie.
Well, eat your hearts out. That'll look next time.
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Ah yes, my little chickadees. May each one of you enjoy your
very own Key Lime Pie baked by the lovely and most gracious
Missus Anita Pelez and her handsome husband Captain Cutchy
Pelez. Together the proud owners of
Asheville's own Anita and CutchyPelez's Key Lime Pie Factory and
grill, conveniently located nearthe Blitmore House in the States
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in that beautiful city known as Heaven on Earth whenever Missus
Lena Pinez is anywhere near. Ah, the magic of Anita Pelez and
her Key Lime pies. Voted the country favor for the
past 27 consecutive year. That babe can bake me a pie
anytime she wants to. Elwood Blues honey, sit here on
my lap and we can talk about that first thing that pops up.
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Hell yes. Yeah, baby Elwood Blues turn
your ladies on an extra high heat mode easily just by
seducing her with Anita Pelez's ultra sexy Key Lime Pies.
You know, the pies that her and her famous husband Kochi have
been baking the last 40 years over to their Key Lime Pie
factory near the Blitmore House in the state in North Carolina.
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Yeah, that's the ones you dirty mind.
Shame on you. Anita's KLP will light her
candle and make her hard to handle.
Guaranteed that she will get a hold of your handle to your boy.
Elwood says. Ah, the magic of Anita Pelez and
her Key Lime pies. Yeah, you'll be a hind to put
your faith in Anita's Pies. Though the restaurant closed.
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The obvious question stands, whyis this mystery reviewer posting
all these fake reviews about a closed down restaurant?
1 common assumption is that these were done by a bot.
It's not unusual for bots to mass post comments, especially
in regards to restaurant reviews.
It's also surprisingly common for them to be context specific,
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being able to reply to a blog based on the content in the blog
itself. So this theory as a whole isn't
so far fetched. But why would anyone want to
create a bot to advertise a restaurant that closed several
years ago before the start of the post?
While 700 posts have BeenVerified as KLP posts,
there's some evidence, like a disk quiz account that some
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posts removed to believe that the real number of posts could
be double that. But even if we assume 1500 posts
over 7 years, that's less than apost per day.
Certainly very doable for a dedicated person with time on
their hands and nothing better to do with their life.
Another common guess is that this is some sort of Arg or
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performance art. This question comes up with most
online mysteries, and the answers are always the same.
If it's an Arg, it's a bad one with many years of clues and
absolutely no payoff. If it's some sort of online
performance art, it's also not very satisfying.
If this was performance art of some sort, you'd assume the
person posting these would thrive on the attention.
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Unfortunately, the opposite seems to be true here.
In 2016, after seven years of posts, Reddit users outed him
and started digging into this mystery.
In November of 2016, the Kuchi poster started making references
to people reading his posts and discussing them online with
phrases like Do you ever feel like you're being watched?
In 2017, there were only three Kuchi's post made.
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In early 2018, he also made three.
He hasn't resurfaced since, so unless this was a very shy
performance artist who thrives on being left alone, I think we
can rule out that explanation. So who is he?
Users on Reddit have several theories, including Catchy
himself, Oswald Prolez Junior, his son, or maybe even mentally
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ill Asheville resident who used to love the restaurant and the
Key Lime pies. They go as far as to examine
writing styles and pop culture references to guess the age,
gender and location of the KLP poster, but this unfortunately
remains a mystery. A somewhat disturbing one at
that. Reading through some posts with
the last one being Captain Cutchy's award-winning
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Cheeseburgers in Paradise. King size sirloin steak
sandwiches in the world's Greatest Key Lime Pies could
possibly be the best food you'llever eat in this life.
Available only at Miss Anita andCaptain Cutchy's Palazzos Key
West Kucharitaville Cafe Grills bars in their historic 1917 Key
Lime Pie factory. The best in the West, they serve
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the South with the finest famoussince 1976 and beautiful South.
Asheville, NC on US 25 S just 10minutes South of the Blitmore
House and Gardens. Merry New Year y'all.
See you real soon. The Captain.
Oh no, he's back. And many of you might not think
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that this was that disturbing, but to me I think it was just
terrifying. So some person out there is just
constantly making weird, also sexually oriented posts, some of
them to your random restaurant. Imagine being Anita and Kochi
and they used to own this restaurant and they know that
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someone is posting about them constantly and they don't know
if they're a threat. They don't know if this is some
sort of weird bot. They don't know anything.
But they do know that someone isweirdly obsessing about the
restaurant. I think it's creepy.
I don't know if you guys think it's creepy as well, but for
some reason it just felt off. It just felt that weird vibe
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that something wasn't right. Am I right on that one?
Comment down below if you agree with me.
But yeah, I thought it was just weirdly eerie.
Garfield phone mystery. Since people traveled the seas,
they have been putting messages inside glass bottles.
Maybe it is the idea of connecting to a complete
stranger that you will probably never meet, or that you want to
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put some message out there to travel the seas forever.
There's a reason people have been doing it for hundreds of
years. But what could possibly be the
reason for releasing Garfield themed telephones into the sea
in a very specific area so that they end up on a particular
stretch of the coastline of Brittany, France?
Well, they were first spotted inthe 1980s.
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Bright orange colored cat heads,telephone wires and receivers
would wash up on the beach to bepicked up by cleaners.
Rather than some cryptic message, most people thought it
was some lost shipping containeron the bottom of the sea that
was slowly leaking cat themed communication devices.
Either way, it was definitely not good for the environment to
be releasing all those plastics.Attempts were made at a search,
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but for 30 years no one could find the source.
The breakthrough came when a newspaper named French Info
wrote about this strange phenomenon as part of their
campaign known as Pollution Alert.
This caught the eye of a local farmer named Reen Molvan who had
also seen these washed up on thebeach back in the mid 1980s.
He quickly contacted the journalist and revealed that he
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and his brother had actually gone to investigate.
Back then, they found it. As people have guessed, it was a
shipping container that have been stuck inside a deep sea
cave filled with Garfield phones.
The container was inaccessible most of the year, but in 2019,
after the farmer revealed his story, volunteers managed to
make their way in. Sadly, the container was empty,
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which meant that all the plasticjunk had been distributed into
the ocean and they were too late.
So while the mystery was solved,it was rather a sad ending as
the damage had already been done.
Those phones would eventually breakdown and as you might
already know form micro plasticsand just plastic in general
which are harmful to basically all life and it can even be
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ingested by us when we eat the fish that swallow those
minuscule plastic particles. Lord not Russo.
YouTube has over 100 million channels with around half
actively uploading videos at least once a month.
With that much content to sift through, it can be nearly
impossible to detect every single violation, so some
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unsavory individuals managed to slip through and gain some fame.
One example is Alexki Mckev, born in Moscow in 1974.
Alexki wasn't exactly the nicestperson growing up.
He underwent A psychiatric examination but nothing was
diagnosed explicitly. But he was put on administrative
leave in 2003 by his employer. In 2012, he started harassing
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members of his community and built some popularity online.
In his videos, he would be extremely racist, such as
calling a three-year old Mexicanchild a monkey and harassing a
group of teenage Mexican boys onthe beach by walking through
them and stepping on their pizza.
In one particularly disgusting video, he knocked down an older
woman who was walking from behind.
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As Police Complaints from other residents kept increasing, he
eventually shifted to Mexico in 2015.
He would earn the nickname Lord Russo there because he would
frequently displayed imagery such as.
He didn't stop making his racistvideos, however, ignoring the
fact that he was literally living in the country of the
people he was making fun of. He was also fired by the Tour
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Company that he worked for, AquaWorld, in November 2015 as he
was being aggressive to others. Eventually, some residents of
Cancun, where he was renting a flat, got fed up and protested
outside his apartment by shouting insults and throwing
rocks at them. The police initially took notice
of it, but left soon after. The crowd promptly escalated and
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began to attack Mckeeve, severely injuring him.
In the fighting, Mckeeve stabbeda 19 year old, who eventually
died from his wounds in an ambulance on the way to the
hospital. Mckeeve managed to escape, by
which point the police had arrived.
He had a cranial cerebral injury, which means that his
actual brain was injured due to blunt force trauma.
Olutsky was later taken into custody by the police as he was
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charged with murdering the 19 year old.
He argued self-defense, but the opposition managed to prove that
Olutsky already had a knife withhim and use it to his advantage
to stab him multiple times. He was found guilty and
sentenced to 37 years and six months in prison.
Finno. Korean Hyperwar.
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Many stupid memes arise from 4 Chan where people with nothing
better to do make up fantasies all the time.
One of the long running jokes onthe site is nationalist people
that are far too proud of their nation reminiscing about their
country's previous golden age. For example, the Serbians to the
14th century Serbian Empire, theGreeks to their Byzantine
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Empire, and Armenia to the extremely old Kingdom of
Armenia. The Finno Korean Hyper War came
from a parody of this where the Finnish and the Koreans had
their own highly advanced ancient civilizations 10s of
thousands of decades before our time.
Keep in mind that this section is pure fantasy, but it is fun
to pretend otherwise. Anyway, these two major powers
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fell into a catastrophic war roughly 6000 to 8000 years ago.
The result changed civilization forever.
According to one hypothesis, thetwo were actually connected and
it was in fact a civil war. But others say that due to the
large amounts of land exchange in the war, both nations just
ended up looking similar. So what was the spark that
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ignited it all? The major theory is that it was
just like many Asian soap dramas, Inheritance.
Someone called Hayworkin, humblynamed Emperor of Humanity and
the Master of the Universe, had two twin sons who each one of
the title 1 twin said that he was born exactly 5 minutes
earlier than the other. He deserved the title, but the
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other one said that he was givenit in a private conversation
with his father. So to avoid any bloodshed, the
empire was split into two. One son founded the Huan Korean
dynasty and the other founded the Habsburg Finnish obviously
dynasty. But of course, there were some
disputes and over the ancestral land of Titan, which was
unfortunately right at the borders of both lands.
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These two were not only the onlyplayers, however, as a third
party known as Lumeria shows up.Lumeria is another ancient
continental with highly advancedtechnology and powerful magic,
making it a very important faction and potential ally in
the Hyper War. They specialized in defensive
spells and often collaborated with the Koreans to make weapons
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as well. However, soon after the war, the
whole continent completely disappeared, becoming the
biggest unsolved mystery to ancient scholars.
Some say that due to the war, itwas completely submerged as a
result of a shift in geography, while others say it was
transported into a whole nother plane of existence by magic.
Still, it remains an important piece of history, with its
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artifacts and knowledge contributing majorly to
subsequent civilizations. Back to the war, countless
battles later that we will not be covering here.
The Koreans were not doing too well.
In fact, the Finnish had come totheir capital and we're about to
destroy it when the Korean commander in a last ditch Hail
Mary activated the Giza Mass Autism array.
Wow, can't believe this is my job now.
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This did not work. It affected both sides equally
badly and both commanders died with mass casualties to their
armies. In the end the Huan Empire fell
and the Finnish forces took overthe capital.
It wasn't over however, there was a new enemy, now 2 actually
Autism and ADHD. The Finnish drew their forces
back to fight them and ultimately failed.
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Autism consumed the entirety of Asia and Europe, and ADHD went
on to form Brazil. Thus the Hyper war ended and the
start of modern civilization as we know it started.
There is still some history you might not know of, however still
remaining. Soon after ended, 2
civilizations rose up in a now wasteland Earth, the proto Indo
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Europeans and the Hyperboreans. These two would spread all over
earth, creating an advanced spacefaring civilizations and
also Troy, which as you might know was destroyed by Greeks
rather cleverly. Unfortunately, just as things
were getting good, aliens arrived.
Despite some brave and human resistance, most of it was
enslaved, and for a while the planet was ruled by alien
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overlords. On another planet, somewhere in
the Galaxy, a massive war was going on.
At the end of this destructive war, it was destroyed, and so
were several other planets, unleashing lethal radiation that
killed many of the aliens. Humans were luckily spared as
the souls of the former planet moved to Earth because they were
highly compatible with its Biome.
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As the remaining aliens ran backto the planets and took their
technology with them, humans were put back into the Stone
Age. For a very long time.
The owners of the previously mentioned souls came back for
Earth and massive ships, which ushered in a new technological
revolution. Several centuries and wars
later, Atlantis was formed, but became so advanced that its
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citizens all became degenerates.The gods of Olympus couldn't
stand this so they sunk it into the ocean where it remains of
this day lost. Still colonies remained which
became small independent kingdoms which were ruled by God
like aliens from a planet that was destroyed predictably in a
war. These kingdoms were also
incredibly advanced but stopped when they discovered an ancient
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fino Korean fossil that revealedsecrets that we can't reveal
here. The aliens scared, wiped most of
humanity and taught the remaining some basic survival
skills and left, promising to return someday.
Thus modern civilization came into existence and wow, that was
one hell of a deranged and weirdrabbit hole in.
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All right guys, that wraps up some deranged Internet rabbit
holes. Comment down below what you
thought about this video. This one was a little bit
different than usual. This wasn't kind of all deranged
and weird, it was really weird, but it wasn't all disturbing and
terrifying like it usually is. So it was kind of a weird mix of
odd and eerie stories as well, and rabbit holes as well.
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And like the Garfield one, some more light hearted ones.
Comment down below what you thought about that.
Did you like the kind of, you know, pick me up ones in the
middle of the story? Or would you like them to be all
dark and depressing and deranged?
As the title says? But I appreciate you watching.
You guys are the best. Thank you so much for watching
to the end of the video. Please like the video and
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subscribe to the channel. It helps more than you know.
Thank you so much. Love you guys.
See you in the next one. Bye.
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