Still Can't Cook

Still Can't Cook

Life doesn’t slow down when you’re 50…it’s where the fun begins! Hosted by former NYC nightlife and hospitality maven, Kelley Fahey, Still Can’t Cook is an uncensored dive into the chaos, comedy, and curveballs of life as a single woman over 50. From hilarious celebrity friendships to the brutal truths of modern dating, Kelley takes listeners on a wild ride through love, reinvention, and all the painfully awkward moments in between. No rules, no apologies, and definitely no recipes.

Episodes

May 13, 2025 75 mins
This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at ⁠betterhelp.com/COOK⁠ and get on your way to being your best self. On this week’s episode, Kelley is joined by comedian Marshall Brandon! They talk about his longtime friendship with Dave Chappelle, his journey into stand-up, the heartbreaking loss of his daughter, and so much more. Hungry for more? Follow us on ⁠Instagram⁠ & ⁠TikTok⁠ P...
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This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at ⁠betterhelp.com/COOK⁠ and get on your way to being your best self. On this week's episode, Kelley opens up about life as a people pleaser, how her friendships changed once her friends had kids, how she would have raised her kids if she had them (no regrets though!), and her ever-evolving relationship with drinking and sobriety. Hungry for ...
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This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/COOK and get on your way to being your best self. On this week’s episode, Kelley talks about the importance of friendships, how jealousy has shifted from “who is he talking to?” to “who’s your plastic surgeon?” and how her fashion has changed with age.  Hungry for more? Follow us on Instagram & TikTok Produced by @sickbirdprodu...
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This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/COOK and get on your way to being your best self. On this week’s episode, Kelley is joined by her close friend — actress, director and producer Tasha Smith! They chat about how they first met, where Tasha loved Kelley’s outfit so much she recreated it later, the moment Kelley found out Tasha was actually famous, and all things lo...
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This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/COOK and get on your way to being your best self. On this week’s episode, Kelley chats through some dating horror stories, the appropriate time to bring up kinks, dos and don’ts for messaging her on the apps, and she rates some of the best and worst pickup lines.  Hungry for more? Follow us on Instagram & TikTok Produced by @si...
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This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/COOK and get on your way to being your best self. On this week’s episode, Kelley is joined by the incredible Jesse Williams! They talk about Kelley giving him the flexibility to get his big break—does she deserve 10%? Plus, that Broadway leak that broke the internet. Hungry for more? Follow us on Instagram & TikTok Produced by ...
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March 25, 2025 52 mins
This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/COOK and get on your way to being your best self. On this week’s episode, Kelley opens up about life after losing her parents, the unbreakable bond they shared, how she’s been coping with their passing, and how it has affected her romantic relationships. Hungry for more? Follow us on Instagram & TikTok Produced by @sickbirdprod...
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This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/COOK and get on your way to being your best self. On this week’s episode, Kelley is joined by the one and only Anna Delvey! They talk about life under house arrest, sex with an ankle monitor, and what’s next for Anna... spoiler: it's not "nothing!" Hungry for more? Follow us on Instagram & TikTok Produced by @sickbirdproduction...
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This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/COOK and get on your way to being your best self. Use code COOK for 10% off your first month. On this week’s episode, Kelley is joined by lifelong friend Kelly Cutrone! They talk about Kelly's sixth sense, dating younger guys, and are joined by a special guest- tune in to find out! Hungry for more? Follow us on Instagram & TikTok Produced b...
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March 4, 2025 52 mins
On this week’s episode, Kelley dives into the sad truth about chivalry (spoiler: it’s dead), questions whether there are any good guys left, and shares traumatic childhood memories of speech therapy. Plus, a deep dive into the universal grandma phenomenon: Why do they always have tissues? Hungry for more? Follow us on Instagram & TikTok Produced by @sickbirdproductions
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On this week’s episode, Kelley dives into the complexities of female friendships—how close is too close when it comes to your friends’ spouse? She breaks down the difference between being a “girl’s girl” and a true “woman’s woman,” why women supporting each other is undeniably dope, and the art of spotting deception (even when it comes with a smile).
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On this week’s episode, Kelley is joined by her best friend since childhood, Diana Hegarty! They talk about friendships evolving over decades, their wildest nights out, and even put their friendship to the test with a rapid fire game of Hot Flashes.
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February 11, 2025 43 mins
Happy *almost* Valentines Day! On this week’s episode, Kelley talks about writing filthy erotica, her “front of house” and “back of house friends”, and choosing the vibrator that's right for you.
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January 28, 2025 51 mins
On this week’s episode, Kelley talks about breaking her new year’s resolutions, receiving d*ck pics in your 50s, red light therapy on your vagina and being spat on by a NYC stranger.
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On this week’s episode, Kelley is joined by Comedian and DJ Cipha Sounds to talk about touring with Dave Chapelle, Cipha’s biggest addiction, and the truth about what men are really looking for when dating in their late 40s.
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January 14, 2025 42 secs
There are many wonderful organizations stepping into action to help those impacted by the Los Angeles wildfires. Below is a link to some organizations close to my heart that are making a real difference—thank you for supporting them however you can: https://linktr.ee/stillcantcook
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On this week’s episode, Kelley talks about selling her childhood home, how friendships change after 50, learning to apologize and dealing with her hair going through menopause.
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On this week’s episode, Kelley sits down with lifelong friend Dean Winters to talk about his unconventional rise to fame in Hong Kong, seeking refuge at the Soho Grand and their unique “brother-sister” relationship.
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December 10, 2024 43 mins
On this week’s episode, Kelley gets real about her fugitive uncle, Peggy Sues, way too much testosterone, discovering Lizzo and finding love.
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December 2, 2024 1 min
Get ready to spice things up with Kelley Fahey, former NYC nightlife and hospitality maven, on Still Can’t Cook. From the highs to the lows and all the wild stories in between, Kelley is sharing her hilariously unconventional life after 50—and all the unforgettable moments that led her here.
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