Still Can't Cook

Still Can't Cook

Life doesn’t slow down when you’re 50…it’s where the fun begins! Hosted by former NYC nightlife and hospitality maven, Kelley Fahey, Still Can’t Cook is an uncensored dive into the chaos, comedy, and curveballs of life as a single woman over 50. From hilarious celebrity friendships to the brutal truths of modern dating, Kelley takes listeners on a wild ride through love, reinvention, and all the painfully awkward moments in between. No rules, no apologies, and definitely no recipes.

Episodes

October 28, 2025 37 mins
What no one tells you about plastic surgery... until you do it. In this episode of Still Can’t Cook, Kelley reveals her brand new face and gets real about her facelift journey. From the random dinner that led her to New York’s top plastic surgeon (hi, Dr. Anthony Berlet) to the nerves, the recovery, and the very real emotions that come with doing something just for you. Because sometimes investing in yourself isn’t vanity — it’s...
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Kelley opens up about the balancing act between independence, money, and love. From dating for the wrong reasons to learning how to truly put yourself first, she explores how finances, ego, and power can complicate connection. Hungry for more? Follow us on Instagram & TikTok Produced by @sickbirdproductions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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October 14, 2025 42 mins
Kelley dives into the messy magic of getting back with your ex… from the “signs” that make you text them to the spells (real or imagined) that keep you hooked. She unpacks why we chase comfort over growth, whether fate can really be manipulated, and how to tell if you’re lonely or just avoiding being alone. Hungry for more? Follow us on Instagram & TikTok Produced by @sickbirdproductions Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...
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October 7, 2025 41 mins
Kelley gets candid about her plastic surgery journey, fashion glow ups, and the personal transformations that have shaped her life. She reflects on the lesson she didn’t truly learn until her 50s: that reinvention isn’t just for the young, it’s something you should always be pursuing.Hungry for more? Follow us on Instagram & TikTok Produced by @sickbirdproductions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice...
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Kelley dives into the realities of aging as a woman and how men still chase younger women (yes, even the Golden Bachelor). She shares her thoughts on the beauty industry’s obsession with youth, the lack of care for women going through menopause, and the comfort of knowing her parents always had her back. Hungry for more? Follow us on Instagram & TikTok Produced by @sickbirdproductions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit m...
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September 23, 2025 39 mins
Kelley's back for Season 2! She catches us up on everything we’ve missed! She opens up about her relationship status, her plastic surgery journey, and a big change to her dating profile—spoiler alert, it’s now open to women! Hungry for more? Follow us on Instagram & TikTok Produced by @sickbirdproductions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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September 16, 2025 41 secs
We’re back for another season of unfiltered laughs, midlife curveballs, and conversations you won’t hear anywhere else. From situationships to menopause, friendships that evolve, and money habits that change with every decade — nothing is off-limits. Join Kelley Fahey every Tuesday for more wild stories, sharp humor, and her refreshingly real perspective on life after 50. Subscribe now so you don’t miss a thing! Learn more abou...
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June 17, 2025 48 mins
On this week’s season finale, Kelley reflects on the journey of Season 1, shares her thoughts on gratitude, and dives into the importance of finding your passion—and betting on yourself to chase it. Hungry for more? Follow us on Instagram & TikTok Produced by @sickbirdproductions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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On this week's episode, Kelley finally goes on a first date—and it’s not a total disaster! We also cover plastic surgery talk, a belly button before and after, the latest with Oliver, and how Grubhub nearly sent her into cardiac arrest. Hungry for more? Follow us on Instagram & TikTok Produced by @sickbirdproductions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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On this week’s episode, Kelley chats through friendships, and when you know it’s time to move on. She also discusses some of the benefits of being old, the do’s and don’ts of going into business with friends, and the importance of taking care of yourself.  Hungry for more? Follow us on Instagram & TikTok Produced by @sickbirdproductions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/COOK and get on your way to being your best self. On this week’s episode, Kelley is joined by 3x Grammy award winning producer, renowned photographer, and friend Mathieu Bitton. They dive into Mathieu’s journey to photography, his time in boarding school, and some of the “pinch me” moments he’s had on the way.  Hungry for mo...
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May 20, 2025 52 mins
This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/COOK and get on your way to being your best self. On this week’s episode, Kelley discusses her attempt at a new, grateful mindset, snoopers discovering their cheating partners, and her new best friend: ChatGPT. Hungry for more? Follow us on Instagram & TikTok Produced by @sickbirdproductions Learn more about your ad choic...
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May 13, 2025 78 mins
This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at ⁠betterhelp.com/COOK⁠ and get on your way to being your best self. On this week’s episode, Kelley is joined by comedian Marshall Brandon! They talk about his longtime friendship with Dave Chappelle, his journey into stand-up, the heartbreaking loss of his daughter, and so much more. Hungry for more? Follow us on ⁠Instagram⁠ & ⁠TikTok⁠ P...
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This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at ⁠betterhelp.com/COOK⁠ and get on your way to being your best self. On this week's episode, Kelley opens up about life as a people pleaser, how her friendships changed once her friends had kids, how she would have raised her kids if she had them (no regrets though!), and her ever-evolving relationship with drinking and sobriety. Hungry for ...
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This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/COOK and get on your way to being your best self. On this week’s episode, Kelley talks about the importance of friendships, how jealousy has shifted from “who is he talking to?” to “who’s your plastic surgeon?” and how her fashion has changed with age.  Hungry for more? Follow us on Instagram & TikTok Produced by @sickbirdprodu...
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This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/COOK and get on your way to being your best self. On this week’s episode, Kelley is joined by her close friend — actress, director and producer Tasha Smith! They chat about how they first met, where Tasha loved Kelley’s outfit so much she recreated it later, the moment Kelley found out Tasha was actually famous, and all things lo...
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This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/COOK and get on your way to being your best self. On this week’s episode, Kelley chats through some dating horror stories, the appropriate time to bring up kinks, dos and don’ts for messaging her on the apps, and she rates some of the best and worst pickup lines.  Hungry for more? Follow us on Instagram & TikTok Produced by @si...
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This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/COOK and get on your way to being your best self. On this week’s episode, Kelley is joined by the incredible Jesse Williams! They talk about Kelley giving him the flexibility to get his big break—does she deserve 10%? Plus, that Broadway leak that broke the internet. Hungry for more? Follow us on Instagram & TikTok Produced by ...
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March 25, 2025 55 mins
This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/COOK and get on your way to being your best self. On this week’s episode, Kelley opens up about life after losing her parents, the unbreakable bond they shared, how she’s been coping with their passing, and how it has affected her romantic relationships. Hungry for more? Follow us on Instagram & TikTok Produced by @sickbirdprod...
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This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/COOK and get on your way to being your best self. On this week’s episode, Kelley is joined by the one and only Anna Delvey! They talk about life under house arrest, sex with an ankle monitor, and what’s next for Anna... spoiler: it's not "nothing!" Hungry for more? Follow us on Instagram & TikTok Produced by @sickbirdproduction...
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