Still talking with Jono and Rich

Rich's head tells him to stop shopping, but his heart says get it in two colours and buy a spare in case one wears out.It's called being prepared. His bank account calls it something considerably less polite.

Also this episode:

• Don't name your chickens. Jono explains why getting emotionally attached to your dinner might not be the best idea.

• Money stress, credit cards and those three little digits on the back. It's ...

Jono has been getting some funny looks lately. Apparently, it's not socially acceptable to walk like an Egyptian anymore. Nobody told him, and frankly, he's got questions.

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• What's happening in Egypt? Something's got Rich and Jono talking, and it's not just the way people walk.

• The MSGA Shakespeare Games — a bit of Shakespeare enters the conversation. What could possibly go wrong?

• There's absolutely...

Imagine not liking Rich, and meanwhile he's sitting at home Googling pictures of wet owls. People are out there holding grudges while he's trying to work out why birds look so ridiculous when they're damp.

Also this episode:

• Who do you ask for financial advice? Your parents, your friends, an actual expert, or someone who just happens to have a nicer car than you?

• Rich has started panic buying. What he's preparing for isn...

Once Jono figures out how to say NO without feeling guilty, it's over for everyone. Invitations, favours, plans he never wanted to make in the first place. All cancelled. He's going to be unbearable, and he's really looking forward to it.

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• A doctor's accident — when the person you're trusting to look after you has a bit of a mishap.

• Rich is the DIY king. Apparently. Whether that's a titl...

When Rich was 13, he thought everyone around him was cranky. Now he's older, wiser and has realised something. They actually were. And to be fair, he's starting to understand why.

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• Fake people — Rich reckons he can spot them a mile away. Unfortunately, they don't always realise he's spotted them.

• Bad bed habits — what are we all doing wrong when it comes to bedtime, and how many of...

Rich loves whatever it is he's got going on mentally. Ten minutes ago he had terrible anxiety, then he got distracted, forgot what he was worrying about and now he's absolutely fine. Who needs therapy when you've got the attention span...

Jono has walked into a shop and immediately forgotten what he came in for. So now he's just wandering around pretending to browse, hoping his brain eventually remembers why they're there.

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• The most popular pet names have been...

Some people meditate, practise mindfulness and find their inner peace. Rich just says “feck it” a lot and sighs heavily. Basically the same thing, and considerably cheaper.

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• Apparently vegetables might not be as healthy as ...

Nothing quite matches the feeling of checking your bank balance after an “I deserve it” day. Turns out you may have deserved it, but your bank account strongly disagrees.

Also this episode:

• Rich looks back at the year so far and realises that, actually, he's had a pretty good time.
• Staying at someone's house? The house guest habits you're probably getting completely wrong.
• Have we reached the point where ...

“Are you free after work?” What a stupid question. Rich is free DURING work. After work is when he's busy recovering from work.

Also this episode:

• Is there actually an age when you're too old to start a new hobby, or should we all just stop caring?
• Apparently men hate spending money — although Rich would like to see the evidence.
• All-nighters are officially over. Staying awake until 4...

Rich used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. Turns out he was wrong. It's actually multiple crises happening concurrently, all at once, all the time, forever. Lovely.

Also this episode:

• People keep telling Rich how resilient he is. At this point he'd quite like the opportunity to be weak for a bit.
• Is picky eating actually genetic? Finally, an excuse for every adult ordering chicken...

Jono was going to send you 5K, but unfortunately he's broke. The important thing is he thought about it, and really, isn't that just as generous?

Also this episode:

• Why does every app need an update every five minutes? It was working perfectly well yesterday. Leave it alone.
• Jono investigates our latest obsession with “maxing” absolutely everything. Looksmaxxing, sleepmaxxing, healthmaxxing &md...

Sometimes Rich genuinely feels like he has his life together. Then the windscreen fogs up and he has absolutely no idea what temperature is supposed to make it disappear. Back to square one.

Also this episode:

• The car has been serviced AND cleaned, so obviously Rich is now a completely new man.
• Could cats actually be the secret to happiness? Jono may finally have found a convincing argument.
• A restaurant is...

Being an adult is genuinely weird. You're just unsupervised all the time. Nobody checks what you're doing, and somehow you're allowed to make financial decisions.

Also this episode:

• Great news for Rich: apparently your morning coffee habit might actually be good for you. Finally, some health advice worth listening to.
• Air fryers — useful kitchen essential or a cult with a plug?
• The things you need to ...

Rich's favourite outdoor activity is the same as his dog's: running to the delivery guy. Admittedly, they're doing it for very different reasons.

Also this episode:

• As of today, no more laptops at school — are we finally going backwards to go forwards?
• What are going to be the most desirable jobs in 2027, and have Rich and Jono chosen terribly?
• The things that seem completely normal everywhere else bu...

Rich would just like to thank everyone for being his friend. It's a questionable life decision on your part, but he appreciates it.

Also this episode:

• What's happening with petrol prices around the world, and does it finally make an electric car look tempting?
• Rich isn't late. He's fashionably late. There's a difference, apparently.
• MRIs and metal — what you absolutely don't want to forget you're wearing w...

Jono cannot wait until he can finally afford his true fashion sense. Apparently the only thing standing between him and looking incredible is money.

Also this episode:

• Why would we rather wander around a shop for 25 minutes than simply ask someone where something is?
• Are you a driving hypocrite? Getting furious when someone does the exact thing you did five minutes earlier absolutely counts.
• Rich has been attemp...

Someone asked Rich if he was ready for the fall. It took him a second to realise they meant autumn and not the complete collapse of society.

Also this episode:

• Rich has issues falling asleep, and naturally has thoughts on the whole thing.
• Do cats actually care when they're left alone, or are we vastly overestimating our importance?
• Going on holiday when you've got pets — the guilt, the logistics ...

You know when you're being mean to a friend for fun, then suddenly realise you've gone slightly too far and have to desperately make it clear you actually love them? That's friendship.

Also this episode:

• Why do Netflix shows just STOP? No ending, no explanation, just cancelled and apparently we're supposed to move on with our lives.
• Forget sports cars — apparently a bloke confidently walking a tiny d...