Talk Petty To Me

Jamie and Seth ponder the fallacy of formal, traditional education (even though she teaches second grade)
What careers will still exist in 5 years?
Why aren't there Mormon elementary schools?
The fact that bimonthly means both twice a month and every other month is outrageous
Seth's wife hates group chats and will purposely destroy them 
Circumcised or uncircumcised?
CEO of IHOP gets back at Appleb...

Seth explains the difference between side bar and side note
Seth thinks Sixt rental company is petty - not scammy - after his trip to Denmark 
Jamie and Seth do not believe in speeding ticket cameras - if you want to give them a ticket, catch them 
The speed-by-lane on a multi-lane road is a gradient 
Jamie shares urban legend from her time growing up in LA
Seth ponders the existence of "rural legends"...

Seth remains problematic

Jamie's friend from college worked as a server and used to lick the spoons of rude diners...which means Jamie was right all along about the behavior of waitstaff behind the scenes

Jamie once hurt the feelings of a server at The Daily Grill, but it was AN ACCIDENT...which means Jamie should not have been trying to flirt 

Everybody should have to work in the service industry for a year before college 

Jamie&...

Jamie's can't swallow pills

Seth's house is in his name even though his wife makes the money because patriarchy

Jamie almost had a baby with her ex who cheated on her and he was digging his heels in about the baby having his last name.  Fair or unfair? 

Seth gets petty with a mailman. Was this mailman just trying to do his job or was he being lazy?

Violins are sensitive

Do mailmen get blamed for lost mail?  Or the post of...

Jamie can't stop talking about IVF

Seth's kids have a bleeding disorder

Seth explains the benefits of Dad Bods 

Jamie and her best friend's relationship is built on pettiness and a need to prove the other wrong 

Jamie went to a strip club with friends and it's not for her

Seth takes it back for Pop Petty by walking us through the feud between Ja Rule and 50 Cent - special shoutout to Groupon's involvement 

Turns ...

Jamie is a drunk girl trying to be flirty

Jamie refuses to tell people she’s fine 

Seth’s daughter does not share and he questions where the parenting happens

The octopus is petty so don’t f* with them

Seth is intimidated by how smart the octopus is

Jamie and Seth are afraid of the sea

Dolphins and sea lions save people’s lives in the wild 

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Starting off season 3 with Seth trying to rush through the episode - clearly since he showed up in basketball shorts and flip flops

Jamie and Seth discuss Paul Rudd (Sexiest Man Alive) and the science of attraction

Jamie explains Jewish Geography 

Jamie let her friend’s puppy eat his slippers 

Seth’s only pop culture knowledge is political and his favorite current happening is the Tr*mp/El*n feud...

Last episode of Season 2!

Seth mansplains mascots to Jamie
Seth demands to be asked, "What does petty mean to you?"
Seth's family friend has trouble with their son
Getting a Tesla towed is petty and correct 
Seth queries Jamie about how reality TV heroes vs villains 
Jamie loves reality TV
Seth stands up for Mormons

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Seth Lawrence is filling in for Joey to finish out Season 2

Seth thinks Jamie is a genius based on her TV choices

Jamie loves hipsters, but they don't love her

Seth is still figuring out his petty; he thinks using solar panels is a personal punishment to utility companies

Seth explains that Tr*mp wanting to annex Canada is revenge for losing the last election

Jamie considers moving to another country

Jamie and Seth discuss IVF 

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Joey and Jamie discuss the pain of filming social videos more than once

Joey is a man-child who can't be serious on Venmo / Jamie stalks exes on Venmo

Joey did a nice thing (bought an unhoused man food) for the wrong reasons (to spite a manager there that he hated at that restaurant) and it backfired

Jamie's dad annoys her 

Someone took out a personal ad in the newspaper to make sure some driver on the road saw when they flip...

This might be Jamie's favorite episode, at least top 3

Joey can't be normal

Joey and Jamie argue over the validity of the phrase "short king"   (Jamie is right)

Jamie warned her male boss about a bad pitch and got ignored

Jamie shares a story about a man who wanted his boat to be seen from the street

Joey works two hours a day and then needs a vacation 

*Ever...

Jamie and Joey try to mind meld and realize they shouldn't be friends at all

Joey tries to sell an entertainment center (he kinda ruined) on Facebook marketplace even though he's worried about getting murdered and ended up fighting with an older woman in a Toyota Tacoma

Joey spends too much money on DoorDash

Jamie loved how petty Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl Halftime show was  

Joey and Jamie posit what Drake can do now 

E...

Joey and Jamie welcome special guest Julia Stone!

Julia explains what petty is to her: "everyday justice" 

Julia gives her ex-boyfriend's sister the silent treatment // Julia stayed in a bad relationship to spite the ex's sister 

Joey feels cursed by his EQ and admits to thinking he's a genius* 

Julia discusses Kelly Rowland and the radio host and The Bikini photos

Joey breaks down Mormon heaven and hell 

Jamie and Joey break down Merriam-Webster

Joey's ex filed a claim against his defunct car insurance (for an accident that was 100% her fault) 

Jamie and Joey discuss their finances (it's not good)

Joey explains the Hawk Tuah meme coin 

Joey is going to take Jamie dancing on Molly 

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