Unfiltered: Free Speech in a Politically Correct World

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I could get more.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank youfor tuning in with us.
We appreciate it, as always.
This is that show that talksabout nothing and everything all
in the same.
You never know what you'regoing to get.
This is Talking Shit with DougRyan and Angelo.
How are you doing, boys?
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey Doing well, yeah, you guysbeen hanging in there.

(00:21):
How was your weeks?
Anything special this week?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
no, not that I can think of, not at the top nothing
, nothing, crazy nothing did youguys.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Guys didn't macrame your own shorts or anything no,
no, I wasn't on the list.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I don't know what he's talking about, macklemore
macrame, macrame yeah, what thefuck is that?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
yeah, oh, it was in 40 year old virgin.
He's like.
You know how I know you're gay,cause you mac and marry your
own shorts oh yeah, it's prettygay.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yeah, you know how I know you're gay.
You quoted that movie oh, thereyou go.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Hey, that was a good movie, I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah, that was a pretty good movie, yeah.
Yeah, the best is when, whenhe's like you, better check your
bitch, or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Oh yeah, yeah, when he's backing up his man or
whatever.
Steve Carell's great, yeah yeah.
The Office is good too.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
I wasn't too into the Office.
I liked 40-Year-Old Virgin.
I wasn't too.
The Office was too dry for me,really.
Yeah, it wasn't my thing.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Hey well, the way he acted, though, you can kind of
tell yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
They actually interviewed him and they were
asking him if the office wouldever come back or whatever, and
he's like we could never makethat show in today's climate.
He's like the way he acts asthe boss.
He's like that'd be canceledright away.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Unfortunately.
Yeah, the canceled climate isreal.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Cancel culture.
Well hopefully we're going tocancel the canceled culture.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
That's what we're doing.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
We're hoping we can port enough of them, send them
home.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Did you hear about Disney and Disney World?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
So they dropped the whole dei thing and they dropped
the whole woke nation likethey're getting rid of the whole
agenda.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh, that's interesting because the other
day I saw a dude dressed like afairy oh yeah, yeah, I'm like
what I can't even take my kidsthere because it's like you're
gonna confuse my child like backto the hot dog stand buddy.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Sorry, we took you off fries.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
It's funny too, because he looked like kind of
he belonged in, like what thehell is that fucking show?
Like Super Troopers orsomething like that?
No, reno 911.
He looked like one of themdudes, you know, but wearing a
dress the whole trans thingdoesn't make a lot of sense to
me.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
But the ones that make absolutely no sense to me
are the ones that walk aroundlooking like a dude with facial
hair and shit.
They're like I'm a woman, likeno, no, like you're not even
trying to be a woman, like atleast try.
You know, shave your face.
Put a dress on, yeah, you know.
Put heels on, I don't know.
There's a.
There's a guy at the train, youknow, when I go to work, you

(03:01):
know he's like some days thedude's wearing like a fucking
sundress but like full beard,you know like clearly a dude.
Wow, clearly a dude.
Yeah, some days he's in a dressand heels and shit and like
kind of looks like a chick, andother days he's just dressed
like a dude and I'm like whatthe fuck?
You know like you recognize himbecause he's got this full
beard and like long hair and I'mlike what the fuck is this

(03:22):
thing doing?
You know?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
though I believe cross-dressing is a thing too
right.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Correct, yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
So I mean, maybe he's just, you know, he enjoys
women's clothes.
He doesn't feel like he's a youknow, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
There's so many weird things, maybe yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
But yeah, I heard that you're out trolling kind of
thing Suiting a pole.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
I guess I'm wrong, but you know.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
I thought that cross-dressing you kind of did
in your house and didn't tellanybody.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah, you just invited some dude over.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Well, I mean, even when we were young there was
cross-dressers.
There was that really tallblack one.
They do the runway show now.
Tall black black one.
They do the uh runway show nowyeah, rupaul, yeah rupaul.
He's been around forever, buthe's always just a cross-dresser
, though like he puts on a wig,he feels like he's a woman.
Do you think he's a tranny?

Speaker 3 (04:12):
I think he's like not maybe not like surgery, tranny,
but like I feel like that guylives most of his life like
dressed like a woman he's got afucking tv show as a woman you
know, he's not up there like yo.
What's up?
It's rupal.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
He's like hi it's rupal like but isn't that?
Isn't that like the drag waythey like to sing and dance and
female voices?

Speaker 3 (04:34):
yeah, but that's a little more than I think.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
That's a little more than cross-dressing, you know
you know what's crazy is like,so does this show.
Where is the line?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
please, there's someone writing our comments,
let us know where the line is.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
But again that guy RuPaul doesn't have a fucking
beard.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
No exactly.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, he's not half way there, he's committed.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
When he goes into woman mode, he's a woman.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Can you imagine?
Maybe when he's off camera he'slike a normal dude.
Hey, what's?

Speaker 3 (05:05):
going on.
Yeah, fuck, you Pulls the wigoff.
What the fuck you looking at?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yo get me a cigarette .
I need a cigarette right now.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Give me a whiskey.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Give me some fucking lesbian porn.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
I feel gay I had to do that show for three hours.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Crazy right.
Look, people do crazier shitfor money so you know, yep, well
, I heard that like, uh, youknow, the government's no longer
recognizing the t and the q andit's just lgb, lgb, yeah,
because like.
And then I saw some other likethey interviewed, like this
lesbian, and she was like, yeah,she's like, because, you know,

(05:43):
lesbian, bi and gay or gay, bi,whatever that's like orientation
.
You're into that, yeah t and qis identity, and then they went
too hard with it, you know likethey fucked it up for everybody.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, I heard like on the lgbtq train, like lg and b
are hanging out in the firstthree cars and they just let the
last two cars go and startwaving.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
They're basically dragging the T's and Q's.
Yeah, yeah, but you know what?
It's funny, man, because I knowlesbians that they hate.
They honestly hate the transand queers and all that shit.
They're just like you said.
They're just taking it toofucking far.
They're making the wholemovement look bad.
Yeah, you know, they're likehave your own flag.

(06:28):
We don't want you, guys.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
I think they do have their own flag.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Well no, they put added that weird triangle thing
to the gay flag.
Oh right, so now they're gonnahave to take the weird triangle
thing off of there and just goback, no like gays, don't use
that flag oh, they don't.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
It's like it's like the tranny flick, yeah, the one
with the triangle or whatever.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, like the color, the brown color yeah, Gays just
like rainbows.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
you know that's the gay flick.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Oh, so they didn't even like affiliate themselves
with that nude flick.
Oh, all right yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
What'd you learn?
Huh, I mean movement.
You know gay people would haveto hide and in some cases they
still kind of have to hidebecause you know there's not
everybody that's accepting of it.
But, um, yeah, so like theywould hide, and you know,
because if somebody found out itcould potentially destroy their
career.
You know you could be like asuccessful businessman, like I
was watching like this umdocumentary on trump and his his

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first lawyer when he was comingup.
His name was like roy cohen orsomething like that and he was
very well known he did some workfor like other senators during
that time period, and he wasactually he was gay.
But the media and everybodyelse didn't know that trump did.
Trump didn't care, he didn'tsay nothing yeah you know, do
you, bro, like he didn't carebecause he helped him?
You know?
Right but like that's somethingthat could come out and

(07:44):
potentially destroy him at thattime period, especially then,
you know, the gay stuff back inthe 60s or 70s wasn't all that
accepted.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah, back then.
But I feel like in the 90s,like when we were growing up,
like no, that was we made fun ofthe gay kids, but they were
there.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, we knew I didn't really know many.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
They were kind of annoying.
There was this one kid thatused to get beat up all the time
but like he kind of like askedfor it, you know.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Really yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
He would like do like gay shit, like he would be like
hitting on guys or something.
We were like you know and likethe hey, they were like get the
fuck out of here.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
There's the female version.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
It's so weird, right so?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
you have like in the gay world and I don't claim to
know any of this really too well.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, but you have the masculine gays and then the
femme boys, exactly.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
You have, like the stud which is supposed to, yeah,
and then you have the feminineguy right who's just like like,
nah, no.
So it goes even deeper thanthat, my dude.
It goes way deeper than that.
So I was dating this girl andshe had a gay best friend and
she was telling me that whenthey go out to nightclubs
they'll actually put likebandanas in their back pockets,
almost like they're in a gang,and then they're showing their
flats, but what they're doing isthey're they pockets, almost
like they're in a gang, and thenthey're showing their flags,
but what they're doing isthey're they're showing what
they're into.

(09:08):
So if they're like, yeah, ifyou, if you like.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
You know it used to be a gang thing.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
You put bandanas in your pocket now it's like oh red
, he likes to be bottled.
It goes even deeper than that.
It's like oh, you like to shiton people, or oh you like to
like uh, walk around like dogcollars.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Characters on the flag that like, like the
buttholes and stuff, like don'tgo near the guy with the brown
flag or, if you like, tied acouple knots in it yeah what
does that mean?
Oh, I mean kind of you're intolike the beads apparently so my
lesbian friend says that likelesbians wear like rings on
different fingers.
And that's what they are.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah, and I'm like get the fuck out of here.
So now she thinks every girlwho wears rings on her fingers
is like oh, that's a fuckingfive-star lesbian.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh, you agreed on that, get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah, no, lesbians have star systems.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yeah, it's the funniest thing.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Wait, a star system.
Yeah, like five star.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Yeah, it's like, literally Like being in gangs
now I guess you know, like afive star blood or a five star
crip Is like a general, yeah, solike a five star lesbian Is a
fucking.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
That's a grand dragon Right there, someone that never
even Touched a fucking A dickbefore.
You know I'm like that's crazy.
Never touched a dick.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
That's a five star.
How do you know you don't likeit?

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Came out the womb and , just like, licked the pussy.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Yeah, came out the womb and was like I want to go
back in there.
I like that shit.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Crazy.
It's warm and comfortable righthere it smells good in there.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah, I mean that's weird.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah, it's a different way of life, for sure,
yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
You know.
So like this occurred to me theother day.
So I went out to lunch with oneof my buddies and, uh, he was
like bitching about the table.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
They put us, they sat us in okay, right, this is good
for me.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yes, yeah, he's like.
Oh, there's like people likewalking by.
I'm like he's such a fag, youknow, he can't even call someone
a fag anymore, which isterrible nope, we're gonna have
to bleep that one for youtubeand then uh so, uh, you know
it's like, he's like, you knowyou know bitching, whatever I'm
like.
So I'm like, oh, let's move man.
So I call a guy, I'm like yo,my girlfriend's bitching about

(11:10):
where you put us.
You know, yeah, and like backin the day that would have got a
laugh out of somebody like youknow, calling another dude my
girlfriend.
But now, like this dude gave mea weird look like serious, yeah
, he's like, oh, I guess he'sthe bottom you know, he gave me
this weird look and I was justlike no man.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Did he just smile at you and wink yeah it was fucking
weird.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
I was like oh man, I guess I can't even say that
anymore, can't even make fun ofyour buddy for being a bitch.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Nobody knows how to take it.
They're like, ah, is he serious?

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Oh, we got to cancel this guy.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
He looks like he might be in charge.
Yeah, crazy man.
Yeah, it's a different worldman.
I know when Eminem was comingout and all that and he was
calling people fags, Mute thatagain, whatever.
But what was it?
What's his name?
Dude played the piano song.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Oh, elton, john, yeah then they're like, yeah, they
played together.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah, they're good buddies, yeah, so it was like
it's very interesting.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
You know well, you saw that eminem got up there and
uh tried to help harris.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
So yeah, you know he's down for that movement oh
well, yeah, but like I don'tknow beyond that.
It's like what happened to asense of humor, you know.
Yeah, Like back in the dayeverything was fakes you know,
Like I stubbed my toe.
Oh, the table's a fake, youknow.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
It's like you know, it's just like.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
You know everything you did.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
You know Like yeah, I have a strong feeling.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Like dopey a fig was like a saying back in the day
yeah, and now, like you can'teven say it, you know you can
say it but you might get weird.
Looks like you know, like I gotthe other day, but fuck them,
yeah, I was like oh man, that'sso gay.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, yeah, exactly yeah look at you like how do you
see that?

Speaker 3 (12:58):
yeah, well, I'm spending a whole all these
people.
You're like no, I'm not, man,that fucking table's gay, fuck
you.
I hate that you remember theSouth Park episode with the with
the Hawley guys oh yeah, ohyeah, that was a great episode
br, br, br, br, br, br, br, brbr.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
But I feel like the fall of the word faggot used as
a friendly joking around kind ofterm, went away.
Around the same time,participation awards started
coming out.
Oh yeah, they're like everybodygets a medal and you can't make

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fun of anybody about anythingever.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Oh, you mean participation award?
Yeah, I guess so.
I mean participation award?
Yeah, I guess so.
I mean you know what's funny,like.
So I was in, you know, I was ina little league when I was like
eight years old, you know 80.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
But you didn't get a participation award, did you?

Speaker 2 (13:55):
No, well, you know what's funny.
But even though, tiny ones.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
They weren't like the big massive no right, I guess
like welcome to being in theleague you got like trophies at,
like the end of the season orwhatever.
Yeah, like I mean, it was aparticipation trophy, but
whatever they wanted you to feelgood like these kids, like it's
like they win a championship,you know, in whatever little
league, whatever the fuck it is,yeah, and then like the losing

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team gets trophies too and it,and it's like, but they didn't
win.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
That team.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
And then they took it even further, where they're
like we're not even keepingscore because it like upsets our
children.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Oh man.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
And you're like fuck.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
There's winners and losers, and your kid's clearly a
fucking loser, so why not rubit in?
Fucking A?
It's like I don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
I love those videos online where, like the dad's
going crazy on the other dad orwhatever at the baseball game or
something, he's like yelling atthe guy's kid and then the
guy's like we're just playing afriendly game.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
He's like no, you guys fucking suck.
Your children are terrible.
That's right.
Hit the ball, Jimmy, go punchhim in the fucking mouth.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, you know it's funny.
Some adults definitely take ita step further than I do.
But I mean, you know it's allabout the competition.
I mean you know I don't knowabout you, but my kid is very
you know they are very, veryvery competitive and they get
upset and they cry and shit whenthey don't win.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yeah, you're like, you don't like that feeling.
Next time do better.
Yeah, you know Exactly, yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
There's no reason for me to belike oh I'm sorry, honey, let's
go to the store and buy you atoy now.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Let me buy you a toy.
You suck.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Yeah, you know what you're going to do Push-ups, and
then you're going to go run,and then you're going to get
faster and better.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
And you're going to have to put time and pressure in
.
I was watching a comedian thatwas saying he's like man, he's
like my little kid's playingfootball now.
Like he's like when I was hisage.
He's like I remember like wetried like fucking kids up, like
if we hit a kid really hard infootball and he was like on the
floor, knocked out or whatever.

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You know.
He's like, he's like the whole.
Even the parents were like yeahI hope he's paralyzed.
You know, he's like, he's likewe're dancing on top of him and
shit, like we're like yeah, it'sit.
Fuck that kid, you know he waslike you know, you would look
for the mom like crying, andyou'd be up there like going up
to her like telling, yeah,paralyze that motherfucker.
You know he's like that's howit?
Was back.
Then he's like he's like wetried to hurt people.

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He's like now these kids can'teven touch each other.
You know, he's like, it's likeit's terrible oh, feeding your
paraplegic, yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
That's a bit.
That'd be a bad morning.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, mike.
What's funny about my kidthough?
I sent him up for soccer and hewas doing all right, listening
to the coach, you know whatever.
And then they had like theirfirst little game and one of
their teammates like scored,like his teammate on his team
scored, and he started cryingbecause it wasn't him.
Oh really, I'm like damn bro,how competitive are you?

(17:07):
You don't even care if you're ateam.
Fuck my team, I want to score.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
He's like LeBron James.
He's like I'm the only one whocan score on my team?

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, it's an understanding thing, you know,
developmental you got to developthem a little bit, you know.
But yeah, no, sports are goodto have the kids in, for sure,
hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
And I mean you go through the whole hazing and
bully system.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
And you learn how to be a person.
Yeah, and you get bullied andyou get hazed and then you
realize what you can and can'tsay around people and then you
become a better person becauseof it.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
So let me ask you this, right?

Speaker 1 (17:38):
So we all know about like no transgender.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
And I have a friend who you know.
They have a daughter orwhatever and they want to be.
They want to join like a flagfootball team Okay, but the
problem is they don't have anyco-ed teams.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
So boys, oh, they don't have any girls team.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
No, they don't make that.
It's not out here.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah, there's not enough girls that want to play
Right.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
So the option was it has to be a certain percentage
of girls on the team and thenshe can come.
So if they can find like threeor four more people, I just do
this thing.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Oh Isn't that crazy yeah, I mean.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
So what are you trying to solicit our listeners?
Hey, is there any girls outthere?
They want to play football.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Back in the day when my sisters went to high school
in Levittown, one of theirfriends played football Girl
Okay and it was like a bigfucking deal.
The parents had to make a bigdeal about it.
They're allowed to play andstuff yeah, but it's a huge
liability issue, you know,because girls aren't built like

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guys.
Yeah, but it's flag football.
Yeah, I mean it's flag footballbut it's still like a liability
thing, you know, because thenyou also have that other thing
where the flag's hanging rightby our fucking ass, you know.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yeah, so you know, some kid tries to grab a flag
and grabs a handful of cheeks.
Yeah, right, right.
You know, and now it dependsupon age too.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
It sucks that there's not enough girls that want to
play football.
That sucks for them.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
But it sucks for the girls that want to play football
.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
How old is she?
Eight years old.
You know what it sounds like.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Sounds like she needs a brother.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yeah, if you don't play catch with your brother,
get hit a few times you wouldn'twant to play football so when I
was in sixth grade, I datedthis girl and she was no.
I was in fifth grade when Idated her and she was cute yeah
well, you know I wasn't doingthat.
Yeah, well, you say, hey, we'reboyfriend and girlfriend.
I was just I trying to touchmyself with that.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
I was underneath the tire swing looking up dresses in
fifth grade Thanks.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Abby Lane.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Shout out to Abby Lane and that wooden fucking
fortress thing that they hadwith the tire, the little tire
fucking.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Did you put your name in?

Speaker 3 (20:08):
there, you put your name in the box.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, you made Angelo the man he is today.
Oh man, so yeah, back in theday, when you would say you're
boyfriend and girlfriend withpeople, blah, blah, blah.
Well, I was boyfriend andgirlfriend with this girl back
in fifth grade and then goinginto sixth grade, they did have
football in the middle schooland they allowed the kids to go
and join the team.
Co ed, co -ed, yes, and shejoined the team and she was real

(20:34):
cute in fifth grade and thenshe went to sixth grade and then
she joined the team and thenshe turned into this barbarian
girl.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
And I was just like what the hell she's like?
I'll pick you up, doug, yeah,exactly.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
She went in the full bloom.
For Kentucky it's a Kentuckyfive.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
So I I mean with what you're saying, I'm just looking
out for that like poor youngboy that used to be into her and
I was like, oh, don't call mejessica, call me jesse call me
jesse yeah, no, I mean listen, Imean yeah my safe word is
pomegranate I mean, listen, I Idon't think that like so.
A girl who, like you knowwhatever works out or whatever,

(21:17):
and she has some, some muscledefinition, it's fine.
But it's like if you look, likechina I'm good, yeah, no good,
no, thank you yeah, that's alittle too much, stop me

Speaker 1 (21:28):
from jerking off but she's got a clitoris that looks
like a nicola ultra cam yeah,you know it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Did you you ever see that show with her and like we
man or whatever the hell?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
it was not, not we know, but I did see the eddie
guerrero china like shindig onpornhub oh, okay, I didn't
really watch that but no, solike I had to I had to see
somebody climb China.
Yeah, to see his dick huh.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
So like after the whole, like you know, wrestling
thing was over or whatever shehad, did some show where it was
like the Life of China orsomething like that.
And you know, wee man, like theguy or I don't know if it was
Wee man or if it was actuallythat dude, it was like the
little guy from Austin Powers.

(22:17):
Yeah, that's mini me, mini meright, yeah so the sort of mini
me guy, whatever they were like,it was like a reality show, was
big back in the 90s or whateverearly 2000s, mid-2000s, and
he's like he gets drunk out ofhis mind and he's hanging out
with china and apparently theguy can't really walk or
anything like that really well,so he's driving this fucking
scooter around fucking pissinghimself and shit.

(22:40):
I'm like what the hell is thisshow?
At that point I was like wow.
So she went from the fame andtop of the heap to the bottom
doing this fucking reality show.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
It's crazy man.
It is crazy.
I mean most people, mostwrestlers, have hard-ass lives.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
She had like a heart attack or something.
I mean yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, I mean, look at her, dude, she was pumping
fucking testosterone and whatwas it Juicing like constantly?
She was massive.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Eating small babies.
Small, no Baby hens fucking forbreakfast.
Yeah, yeah, small, no Baby hensFucking for breakfast.
Yeah, no, it's yeah it's crazy,I mean you know getting all
ripped up and stuff like that.
Yeah, of course they got to.
You know get the.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
You got to perform.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah, you got to put the perform on and the
performance out of the steroidand all that shit.
I mean you know it's funnythough, so all that shit, I mean
you know it's funny though.
So men apparently also produceestrogen to this to an extent
Right and like actually, whenyou, I think when you do use
steroids or whatever, you got towatch out that, like your
estrogen levels don't get toohigh, cause then you'll like
develop breasts or some shit,bitch shits.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Certain, certain certain ones.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, it's like you know steroids.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
It's like you know, like they have like test growth
and like, yeah, I don't know,but like I think one one of
those that they have, like youknow, testosterone, fucking
growth, like you're shootinghormones into yourself and some
of them promote estrogen butalso promote growth you know so
it's like you know you do toomuch of it.
You start getting bitch titsyeah you know, you're like sweet

(24:13):
pecs, You're like nah.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
That's a titty.
That's a fully man.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Give a little suck on it.
Maybe I'm going to start takingthat.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah, yeah, no, it's crazy.
So my algorithm is all messedup.
I don't know what happened.
Instagram is crazy and I'mgetting these weird doctors that
are like, yeah, it's like full,full-on blood transfusion no,
instagram is crazy right now, Iagree with that I.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
I went from having just like non-stop liberal
garbage in my feed to like allof it's gone.
I'm like where'd it all go?
Where'd all this crazy liberalcrap go?
It like used to be in my feedconstantly.
I was trying to get rid of it,trying to figure out how to
break the algorithm and like Ikept liking random things and uh
it wasn't the problem.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
He's liking random things, but nothing was changing
yeah, nothing was changing.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
It was always the same.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
People like don lemon would pop in all the time let
me just go on record and sayinstagram's got me dialed in,
okay okay, it's not aboutconspiracy theories.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Conspiracy titties, fucking titties.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Conspiracy, titties, it's got everything.
It's got everything I want onit.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
You know it's got aliens explosions tits.
Gay jokes Aliens with bigexploding tits.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
It's got it all.
It's got everything I want.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
I mean, yeah, I gotta say Snake.
Pliston, you know what I mean.
Yeah, I gotta say, like bliston, you know, when mark zuckerberg
came out was like yeah, youknow, basically instagram gonna
be more like x.
He didn't exactly say that, butyou know he basically was like
yeah, we're gonna do the samethings, like you know, as
moderation, like they do.
I mean so many people upsetabout that, but yeah, I think
that they did clean it up a lotin terms of hold on.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Speaking of this, uh, I heard there was a controversy
recently and it had to do withX and Kanye West.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Kanye West is fucking crazy as shit right now.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yeah, but apparently there are normal rules for X and
then there's Kanye West rulesfor X.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
So I guess recently on the— Because they let him
rant about what his swastika is.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
We're trying to let everybody go but Kanye man, you
got to chill.
B Exactly Did you see himtalking about Dave Portnoy?

Speaker 1 (26:18):
No, no, I like Dave Portnoy.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
I don't know what happened, but Kanye.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Is Dave Portnoy a Jew ?
Yeah, probably Just have to ask, isn't that Irish?

Speaker 3 (26:29):
He's from Nantucket, can I?

Speaker 1 (26:31):
get a BME.
Yeah, I will.
Beer you Comes from money.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
You know, you know who's got money.
Nantucket, I don't want to say,but we know who's got money.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Who's got that money?

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Yeah, any regular white folks Regular.
So fucking Portnoy.
I guess Portnoy was liketalking shit about kanye or
something and kanye is likekanye did a video he's wearing a
swat sticker sweatshirt yeah,wow, yo and he's like yo dave.
You know, portnoy, like he'slike you know.

(27:02):
I thought I liked you with someshit.
You know we talk a little bitback and forth on socials,
whatever, but but now I can'ttalk to you, no more.
It's a shit like that I totallythat's crazy.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yeah, I totally messed it up.
So yeah, portnoy is a jewishoccupational name for uh that
originated in ukraine andbelarus.
That's a russian word forportnoy, which means taylor.
Well, there you go see he usedto make clothes back in the days
great, great, great, great,great great granddaddy, or
something like that.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
I don't know.
Fucking Portnoy.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
It's like Portnoy.
Yeah, yeah.
I assume anything that ends ina Y is like Irish.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah, oh yeah, that's it yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Wrong.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah, you're wrong, but yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
So wrong you are, sir .

Speaker 2 (27:46):
You ever seen those pizza reviews?
Yeah, I mean, I hate him.
Now, you don't like that.
I think it's good.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Wait, is that him?

Speaker 2 (27:54):
He's just like yeah the.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Peter review guy here .

Speaker 3 (27:58):
He made fucking Barstool Sports.
He comes from money, his dadhelped him, whatever.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
He made a lot of money on that.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
Barstool Sports, yeah , barstool Sports, he made a lot
of money.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
He sold it to ESPN or something like that and then
bought it for a dollar.
Yeah, you know, I mean we'reharmonizing.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
You know those kinds?
Yeah, you know.
You know who does those deals.
Alright.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Kanye West knows that ain't gonna happen to us Ever.
That's a Kanye West anti-deal.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yeah, so fucking.
But even like his pizza reviews, like, oh, one bite, everybody
knows the rules.
And he's like eating a wholefucking pizza.
And he's like he's like, yeah,billy, you know, billy, over
here fucking talking.
He's like eating the whole pie.
You're like, all right, man.
He's like I'm going to givethis a 6.3.
It's not the kind of pizza Ilike to eat.
Why are you eating it?

(28:42):
Then jerk off.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Why don't?

Speaker 3 (28:43):
you go to the places you like to eat and rate them.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
He's like I like bald pies.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Bald pies aren't real pizzas.
Bald pies, it's not dough.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
It.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
My part is that it's not dough, it's not real fucking
pizza.
You know, you got me started onthem.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
I like it when the owners pull up In front of them
and they jump out and they'relike You're a fucking asshole,
you ruin businesses.
How dare you come over herewith your Horty torty pizza
Etiquette?
Blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
I've never been like.
I've never been like, oh man,that's been like, oh man, that's
a great grading, let me gocheck that place out.
And I've never been like, oh,that's a terrible grading.
And then we never see thatplace.
I just watched the video forthe reaction and everything else
going on in there.
I don't really give a shitabout what he says.
When I was in Detroit.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
I went to a fucking place that had his fucking one
bite thing like on the box.
Oh okay, that's why I picked it, just like randomly, just so
happened, let me just get pizza.
And it was like deep dish, likeall the pizza in Detroit is
basically like Domino's.
Yeah, you know, it's likeDomino's or like Pizza Hut
Chicago style yeah, it's like,not like it's actually the deep
dish.

(29:46):
Yeah, but it's not like theymake the.
It's all like frozen shit, likeit's not you know it's like
legitimately like fucking, likePizza Hut or Domino's or
something.
It's not like pizza here.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
It's like pizzerias?

Speaker 3 (30:00):
They don't.
They're not out there throwingdough, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
It's DiGiorno, basically.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
So like we go to this one place and they had the
fucking thing on it Is thisdelivery.
And I'm like this pizza sucks.
You know, it's like deep dish,it's like I don't know, it was
like yo did you hear about thatguy?

Speaker 2 (30:19):
who?
You hear about the two workersthat got fired from little
caesars for putting a swatchlike on a fucking?

Speaker 1 (30:25):
pizza with pepperonis or something.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah so well, do you know how?
You know that's what you getfor being a whiny little bitch,
for a five dollar pizza.
You know what I'm saying.
You're gonna call up andcomplain Like alright, buddy,
yeah, come pick it up, it's hotand ready.
Hot and ready for you, baby.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
So apparently like.
The thought process Is actuallythat the two workers who were
fired the one was the one, oneof them did it, they actually
put it in the oven and the otherguy who was supposed to check
it for quality or whatever.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Never looked, never looked he's like.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
I ain't never seen a pizza look any better than this
one.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
He just went from the oven to the box.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
It was like Wow, that plays on so many different
levels.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
The guy who did it was like man.
This bitch comes in here everyfucking week, complains about
paying $5.99 for the fuckingpizza.
He's like you know it's thesame price as it was last week.
Bitch, you're going to complainabout it?
You're not getting a discount.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
This is Little Caesars, right?
Yeah?
Yeah, it would have been betterwith sausage.
You could line it up a littlebetter.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Yeah, crazy stuff, man, crazy stuff.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
So that's what's happened this week.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
So did you guys hear about how Pizza Hut got started?
Mm-mm.
Okay, so the way that Pizza Hutgot started was out in the
middle of the bubble, fuck Like,let's say, idaho or Iowa or one
of those like small little umstates.
Yeah, and two guys got togetherand they're like you know what?
We read about this thing calledpizza in a magazine from italy.

(32:01):
So they went to the store andthey got the closest ingredients
possible to it and mixed ittogether, stuck it in an oven
and they're like, yeah, it'sclose enough, let's go ahead and
box this.
Let's sell this shit, yep, andthat's how it got started.
So most of the pizza throughoutall of America is made like the
flavors that people know arefrom Domino's and from Pizza Hut

(32:27):
, and people actually don't knowwhat true pizza is supposed to
taste like.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
The guys that work.
They love, love this jets pizzaand I'm like, bro, this is
fucking dominoes.
What is?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
I've never heard of that yeah, yeah, it's like big
across the country?

Speaker 3 (32:40):
no, it's like.
It's like.
I don't even know it's, butit's like it's a fucking
dominoes.
It's like california kitchenshit it is something like that,
yeah, but it's like just square.
You know square pizzas, youknow they do like the pan pizza,
yeah.
And they're like, oh, we gotthe cheese crust, because the
crust fucking caramelizes.
And the guy's like, oh, it's sogood.

(33:00):
I'm like, dude, it's fuckingPizza Hut.
This is Domino's.
This is not pizza.
This is not a Sicilian pie,this is fucking crap.
And they're like, oh, it'sbetter than Domino's.
I'm like, no, it's not.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
You know, I know.
I'm going to get crucified forthis one.
But that little is it little C.
No, Cici's, Cici's Pizza, Ilike that place.
Ah, fuck that place.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
You like it because it's a buffet.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
I love it because it's a buffet.
It's a $5 pizza buffet, bro.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
You know what you're eating straight fucking jizz.
The guy in the back is doingswat stickers with jizz.
He's like it blends in with thecheese.
No one notices.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
I like the fact that there's a little dessert pizza
bar at the end.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
I'm like this is awesome Dessert pizza bar.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
They put cinnamon on it.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Fucking Doug's like this is fancy.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
I guess In Kentucky.
This shit's fancy Shut up.
I guess in Kentucky this shit'sfancy.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
But you know, Shut up I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
The rest of the fucking world they're like who
are?

Speaker 1 (33:56):
these idiots.
I knew going into this, I'd becrucified for this one, okay.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Fucking idiot.
Well, I mean, you know.
So there used to be a pizzawhen it comes down to franchises
.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Sorry I'm teetering up, but when it comes down to it
, yeah, you know who reallymakes a good steak Golden Corral
, you get a trip at the sametime.
Oh my God and ice cream.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Yeah, there used to be a Pizza Hut down the road
here.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
It became a bank Fucking awesome yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
I used to like going in there, you know, get the
salad bar.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Yeah, fucking hell, All the sesame seeds oh yeah,
that was my shit.
Dude, they say.
When Pizza Hut stopped doingthe salad bar, the fuck is that
shit, the green shit that theyused to decorate with.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Garnish.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
It was garnish, but then they had nothing to do with
that shit anymore.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Fuck man, what the hell is it Kale, kale, kale.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
They would use kale as garnish.
Yeah, yeah, they would use kaleas garnish.
And when Pizza Hut startedshutting down and getting rid of
the salad bar, kale salesplummeted.
So that's when they startedmarketing kale salads and shit.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
We gotta start selling this shit.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Pizza Hut's not buying it anymore.
We got nothing to do with it,so they started making kale
salads and trying to market kale.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Kale is great for you .
Make a kale smoothie and itjust needs a straight garnish.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Even at fucking diners, they would put your
fucking burger on top of kaleand they'd put lettuce on top of
it.
It's good, it's delicious.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Yeah, you know Roy Rogers too.
They had the little salad ball.
You could be able to buy aburger and put all your fixings
on top of it.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Yeah, do it yourself.
A little fixin' station yeah alittle tomato whatever.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
So I decided to grow kale one year because I like to
grow different vegetables everyyear and so I grew kale and I
ate a little bit of it and I'mlike nah, it's kind of dry and
bitter and not that good.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
No, it's terrible.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
That's why it's a good garden, well that I started
growing it.
And then in the garden itbecame about four and a half
feet tall and it was calleddinosaur kale.
So it had these big greenleaves, uh, green and purple
leaves with big purple veinsgrowing through it and it was a
really cool.
You're describing a cat it wasa really cool yeah so my mom saw

(36:14):
it and she's like what?

Speaker 2 (36:18):
are we doing?

Speaker 1 (36:18):
with this.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Where's that kale end up?

Speaker 1 (36:22):
In the front yard.
My mom was, like this is socool, I want to keep this in my
actual garden.
So we moved it from the plantergarden, where we eat out of, to
the front yard.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
You made it like a decoration for your house.
It became a decoration.
You could surround your housein kale.
So you took it out of the backand put it in the front.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
We wiped it twice.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Yeah, kale man.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Crazy.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Dried it out and smoked it.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Can you?

Speaker 2 (36:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
What would it do?

Speaker 2 (36:52):
I want to know how the Native American Indians
figured out tobacco is a thing,yeah tobacco, let's smoke this.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
They were probably clearing property and as they
clear property, what you do isyou cut down the stuff and you
throw it into a fire to clear it.
And as they were walking backand kept throwing things into
the fire, I'm sure one of themwas like whoa, I feel a little
different, right now oh.
I was like whoa.
I feel a little different rightnow, Like oh this smells good.
Yeah, maybe I can breathe thisin my lungs.
Yeah or no, they were breathingit in.

(37:19):
They're getting all likefuzzy-headed and they're like oh
, we need to smoke more of that.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Yeah, you know what's funny I'm actually going to
take my kids to a Bow Wow, ohyeah, yeah, they do them in July
at the Queens.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Village Farm.
Oh yeah, they're going to doone in Queens.
Huh, that's so authentic,really bringing it in.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
They have another one in Copac, or something like
that.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
But they do like the.
Dances and shit and they'rejumping around and they got the
boots and you can buy, like youknow, bone arrow or something.
Are you going to sleep outunder the stars?

Speaker 1 (37:51):
No, no, that sounds like the fucking South Park
episode.
Buy, like you know, bone arrowor something are you?

Speaker 3 (37:53):
gonna sleep out under the stars.
No, no, that's it.
That sounds like the fuckingsouth park episode of fucking uh
, cheech and chong.
When, like they're selling likenative american things to to
the fucking ladies and it's likeit's like native american hair
tampons, they're like, yeah, man, it's the best, clot it up real
well.
Oh my God, they would sell likesuch stupid shit to like this

(38:16):
like health and wellness storethat all the like you know, all
the kids' parents, all the momswere going to to buy.
It was fucking hilarious.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
You know what's crazy .
So there's like this, like Idon't know if it's Aztec or
whatever like there's a store inBroadway Mall that opened up
that used to be Bed Bath Beyond,before it moved to the location
it's in now.
It's a big ass store and it's alittle like Indian lady, not

(38:43):
like.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Middle Eastern India Like Native American Indian.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Talking feather.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
And she got like all these like bags and shit and I'm
like how the fuck do you payrent?

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Yeah, she's actually just a Mexican and they just
can't kick her out.
They tell her every day Get outof here.
She's like no, no Batman, nohome.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Yeah, it's crazy.
Yeah, but it's interesting tothink about that.
No Batman in the home.
Yeah, it's crazy, yeah, butit's interesting to think about
that, yeah they're trying toevict her, Like we can call ICE.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
No.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
ICE, no ICE, no ICE.
Yeah, no yellow.
Yeah, no yellow.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Yeah, yeah, that's pretty crazy, fucking Dude.
You see, the thing with uh didyou buy anything?

Speaker 1 (39:36):
shinnecock I did, you did.
Yeah, what did you buy fromthere?
Tricia bought a bag.
A bag, okay, so like a leatherbag with the leg.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
No it was like uh, it was like a, it was like a name
before before christmas bagreally.
Yeah, it had like a jackskeleton on it or whatever that
sounds very Native American.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
What did she do to Jack?
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Listen, she was making whatever.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
That's very authentic .

Speaker 2 (40:03):
They had a little.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
This is America.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
This is.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
America.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
And they had like a little handmade Minions, like do
you know, the Minions, thelittle yellow guys?

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yeah, I guess I know them.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Yeah, so like handmade Minion doll thing that
Damien wanted.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Were those also Native American originally.
Huh, were those.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
They were made out of Native American stuff, bro.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, wood.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Yeah, stuff she got from Bed Bath Beyond they made
fucking Native.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Americans toys out of .
They were handcrafted goods.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Like the white kids are going to love this.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah, her Etsy store must be doing a phenomenal job,
so much so that she's able topay the rent in the Broadway
mall Going back to wild40-year-old virgin.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Yeah, we sell this stuff online.
Can I buy anything here?

Speaker 3 (40:57):
No, we sell it online , so I can't buy these fucking
shoes with the goldfish in them.
No, you're going to line a bidon them, though he's like, but
I'm here now I'll give youactual money yeah, yeah, man all
right, did you get a bow andarrow?

Speaker 1 (41:12):
no no, did they have them?

Speaker 2 (41:15):
I don't know, they had like like Don't be racist
Doug Bone hours is juststereotypical stuff.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
No, all right.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Nobody knows that Native Americans like minions
Right.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Okay, they had dream casters and dream catchers.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Dream catchers, not a caster.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
The caster Wow.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
They're not witches.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
They have wands.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
They're witches they have wands.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
They're not witches, man.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
They're fucking Indians.
Yeah, dream catchers and windchimes.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Do they have voodoo?

Speaker 3 (41:41):
dolls as well.
That was the Minion thing,maybe.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Ah, yeah, I see yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Bill, do you know that's like killing a politician
every time you throw it to him.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Yo so the Super Bowl, right, talking about voodoo
dolls.
Oh Yo, so the Super Bowl, right, talking about voodoo dolls, oh
, what, what, wow.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
So we're going down a , we're going down a hallway.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
So we got the Super Bowl Right, you got Mahone, and
then you got the other guy,whatever from the Eagles, yeah,
and anyway there's like there'sthis, there's this clip out
there, this lady who's sittingin the stands and she got like a
little doll in her hand thatlooks like Holmes with his
jersey number and everything,just like fucking poking it with
a pen.
I'm like what the fuck?
What the fuck is going on.

(42:20):
I wonder if he was like oh, I'ma fucking man.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Maybe that's why he's throwing interceptions.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
I'm having a spasm.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
People believe in the most crazy shit.
Yeah, they do.
They really do?

Speaker 1 (42:35):
I had friends once that their father decided to get
rid of their bad juju and hebrought them to this witch
doctor lady and she made themstripped down naked and she
rubbed this chicken all overtheir naked bodies.
I'm dead ass.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Raw chicken.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
No, like a living chicken.
A live chicken.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
This guy knew the Clintons.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
No, he has like a living chicken.
A live chicken.
Yeah, this guy knew theglintons.
No, no, he has no affiliation.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
I mean, it comes in my feed too.
Again, my algorithm's a littlecrazy, but I get like these
weird paranormal clips that comeup and it's usually it's like
some Spanish guy and he's gotlike a doll, like what's.
Usually it's like some spanishguy and he's he's got like a,
he's got like a doll, uh, likewhat's that doll's name?
Fucking, uh, fucking across thetable and he's got some kind of

(43:26):
weird like audio device andthey're like talking to him and
shit.
And he's like, uh, yeah, he'slike cursing at him and stuff.
He's like, oh, I'll bend youover the table, I'm not fucking
scared of you, I'll fuck you inthe table, I'm not fucking
scared of you, I'll fuck you inthe ass, like he says crazy shit
like that.
And I'm just like yo, butthere's a lot of people who
Talking shit to the doll huh.
Yeah, talking shit to the doll,to the ghosts in his house and
shit I don't know.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
I don't know if I believe in that.
It was like a parody movie thatthey did and Marlon Wayans was
like banging that.
Annabelle doll yeah, I watchedthe first 15 minutes of it.
I'm like this is stupid.
I got to turn it off, but he'sbanging the shit out of this
fucking thing.
He's fucking making it eat hisass.
He's eating her ass.
I was like what the fuck areyou doing to this doll?

Speaker 1 (44:17):
He's banging it.
It was probably like a fucking10 minute like sex session in
this movie with this doll.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
It was hilarious but did you actually watch the movie
or did you just look at it once?

Speaker 2 (44:21):
I you know, once I come, I can't keep watching yeah
, that's crazy, but like thatannabelle doll it's like a real
thing.
It happened.
You know, supposedly it happens, and the annabelle doll that we
see, though, in the movies, isnot the real annabelle doll.
The real annabelle doll is aRaggedy Ann oh.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Oh yeah, she's a rag doll, it's a Raggedy.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Ann, yeah, that's like supposedly possessed.
That's like Child's Play, bro.
Once I saw that shit I was like, fucking get all you get those.
Like throw my sister's dollsout.
I'm oh, that's it.
They're a little raggedy in,huh.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
That's it Grabbing its crotch like that.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Yeah, she's hiding a little stink taco Looks like a
sex doll and like those people,so like if you've ever seen the
Conjuring.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
I have.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
So in that movie those oh, that's scary movies.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
It frightens me.
Are you real?
Yeah, I have to sleep with thelight on and shit.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
I can't fuck around.
Oh yeah, you're like, I gotnobody to hug.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
I'm the one in bed.
That's like what's that?

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Yeah Well my house makes crazy ass noises at night.
Yeah, yeah, it sounds likesomebody's running in the roof
and shit.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Yeah, you got ghosts, bro, you, you got ghosts.
I ain't fucking with that, nosee.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
I wish, I wish I traveled around and I saw some
of the scariest places On theshow.
When we were talking with Brianand we were talking about
Waverly Manor, I went to allthose crazy places.
I went to where all the serialkillers did their shit.
I've been to Bundy's or not?
Well, yeah, bundy and a fewother houses across America.
Yeah, bundy and a few otherhouses across America, and we

(45:56):
went to visit it and it's just ahouse.
It is what you make of it.
I went to in Kentucky.
I went to the prison, yeah, andwe went through and did the
tour.
I went and sat in the electricchair.
I'm like waiting for shit tohappen.
I'm like nothing's happening.
It's more fun, if you like, gointo those places and then you
leave all your friends and youlet your mind creep in and you

(46:19):
get all like fucking, you getstoked up on it.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Yeah, no thanks, because you're all by yourself
and you're like ah maybesomething will show up, but
nothing ever does.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
So I don't know if it's real or not, but so you
know about Tesla, right, and youknow about, like, tesla, full
self-drive.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Are we talking the car or the gentleman that
created the death laser.
No, no, no the car, right?

Speaker 2 (46:41):
so so you have cars now, right?
Tesla, uh, that it has fullself-drive, which is like
automated driving, right?
So they?

Speaker 1 (46:49):
put are you gonna tell me about the cemetery thing
?

Speaker 2 (46:50):
yeah, they put all they put all these sensors in
there and stuff, lidar orwhatever, and like there's these
videos of law online, of this,like Tesla in a graveyard and
like it's supposedly seesobjects running around.
But it makes me wonder, like isthere really somebody out there
that's just running around andthey like keep the first frame
still.
You know what I'm saying.
Is that like trickery or isthat real?

Speaker 1 (47:13):
It's honestly like what does it matter, though?
Like if you went into agraveyard.
You're driving tesla and all ofa sudden it was like there's a
bunch of people around unlessthe ghost walked in front of
your, your car, and you could nolonger go because your tesla is
like hey, there's a person infront of you.
You can't drive this way.
And now you're stuck in themiddle of a graveyard because

(47:34):
that ghost don't want to get outof your fucking way.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
That'd be fucked up like sheep.
Yeah, you're just your car.
Yeah, honestly, I would shitmyself and then run.
I mean.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
So san francisco will diverge a little bit.
Do you know what the the thetaxis over there that are fully
automated and they drivethemselves.
You call a taxi, it comes andit fucking drives throughout the
streets and everything.
Yeah, I did that in Vegas.
Do you see, like they're socrazy with like the technology
on it that it can't hit anythingor go near anybody, somebody

(48:05):
walks in front of it.
Like you know how, likesometimes when you're in a car
or whatever, you got to be alittle aggressive, right, you
got to just if you don't get out, you'll never get it out yeah,
yeah, it won't do that.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
It'll sit there for fucking hours until the traffic
stops.
Yeah, tesla's will do that too.
So if you, if like, all of asudden you see this asshole
tesla driver being an assholetesla driver and he's like
gunning down the road and likezipping in and out, just I
wouldn't jump out in front of itjust step out in front of it.
No, I would not.
Oh no, it's not, it stops deadon the track.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Let's do it with like a doll.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Let's get a mannequin and fucking throw that shit in
the hipster turnpike and seewhat happens.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Listen, if I was, like you know, 16-year-old, me
again.
Oh man, you know, maybe.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Got insurance class huh yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
I don't like driving those cars because I'm an
aggressive driver.
I don't like driving the carsthat have, like the fucking
automatic braking because likeyou know like I'll fly up
somebody's ass and then cut overand shit and I'm like, and the
thing's like stopping you know,things like fucking.
I'm like, I'm not gonna hit him, I'm fucking.
You know it's like.
But like you know it's like.
You're doing 100 miles an hour.
That guy's doing 37.
And you're like flying up tocut off the dude next to you.

(49:17):
That's doing 40.
You know, You're like I know thespeed limit's 25, but fuck it,
you know.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
I got places to be, yeah so like the braking shit.
You know what I mean.
It almost causes accidentsbecause of that.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Yeah, well, early on in Uber, and they really quickly
went into the automation part,they were hiring guys to sit
Because the laws were you can'tlet the car drive itself.
You had to have somebody sit inthe car and steer, or at least
be there alert, just in case.
Right, they fucking ran over acyclist.
They hit somebody.
Yeah, I don't know if it killedthem or not, but then they were
interviewing the lady who wassupposed to be monitoring it.

(49:54):
She was on her phone, yeah, thelady who was like supposed to
be monitoring it.
She was like on her phone.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Yeah, this child.
Yeah, it's great technology.
I'll just sit here and get myhourly pay.
The tesla self-driving thingyeah, you have to still have
your hands on the wheel, andstuff like that.
Yeah.
And like, if you, if you're notpaying attention, like it
watches you if you're not payingattention yeah there's like a
thing where, like you, you getlike in trouble.
Right so it's.
So if you're not payingattention five times, it shuts
off the automatic driving thingpermanently.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
That sucks.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
You have to pay a fine to Tesla to get it turned
back on.
Wow, that's so stupid.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
That's why they think , when it came down to the Trump
building in Vegas, that the guyshot a person and then tied his
hands to the steering wheel andput the dead body into the car
and let the dead, like the car,automatically drive out of the
news cycle too.
They're not talking about whathappened there?
Oh no, of course not.
Why would they be?

Speaker 3 (50:46):
talking about that and like in elon musk was
pulling like the, he like sent ateam to like pull the camera
footage because it watchesthere's a camera and they're
watching you drive the wholetime.
So like fucking he's like sentlike a team to like pull the
camera footage to see if the guywas killed before then, if the
guy killed himself, yeah nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing wow

(51:06):
how soon, how, how long ago didthis happen?

Speaker 2 (51:09):
oh, you didn't know.
No, this is live.
Yeah, yeah, oh, that happened awhile ago yeah, that happened
on, uh the first of the year?
Yeah, no, the first of the year.
No, the first of the year.
Oh, yeah, nah.
So many other things going on,barry.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Oh, there's things happening all the time.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
I mean yeah, like pulled up to the Trump Hotel in
Vegas and then exploded.
Oh, exploded outside, yeah,yeah, yeah yeah, right, right,
right.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
I know about that, yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
I didn't know you were talking about that guy.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
I was talking about that car You're trying to figure
out if the guy was dead beforehe had done that or he shot it,
because everybody's saying heshot himself.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Yeah, but it was like a guy from Fort Bragg or some
shit.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
It was a cyber truck.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
A bunch of other guys that did these terrorist
attacks or whatever.
Were from Fort Bragg too andthey're like you know, Listen.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Even before that they had to choose too, I mean when
it comes down to it, a .50caliber round.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
if you shoot that into a skull, there's nothing
left.
The thing turns to powder, Likethe whole brain and everything
just.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Who has a .50 caliber gun on them, that they're
shooting themselves in the headwith Well that's the Desert
Eagle 5.0.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Yeah, Desert Eagle is a .50 caliber.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
That's what they said .
He shot himself with One-handedRight, exactly.
And when you see the video out,front of the place you're going
to shoot yourself with a .50caliber one-handed pistol to the
face.
Your entire body is going to beobliterated.
You would have saw some kind ofshot or some kind of fire

(52:43):
explosion inside the car.
You never saw any of that.
The guy just pulled up, sat fora few seconds and then the
whole thing exploded.
I totally feel like the dude isout in the desert somewhere on
his way to wherever he's going,or he's already there.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Yeah, he has arrived damn when you look at the size
of a regular bullet compared toexactly oh man yeah that's a lot
more gunpowder than make a mark.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Yeah, and then let's let a hollow point.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Let's look at the rest of the people Like right
now.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Nobody's talking about the gentleman that shot
the CFO.
Nobody's talking about.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
I came up the other day.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Did it.
Yeah, he had a trial.
Oh, he did yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
So he's got crazy as money.
Mad people supporting him.
Yeah had people supporting them.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
Yeah, wild good, kill more ceos, man.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
They just they're scared no, no, we do not condone
any of those actions here ontalking shit.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Yeah, now I don't want to kill ceos for the sake
of killing the ceos.
What are you talking about?
No I want to be a ceo.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
What you talking about I gotta hide from you now
well, just don't fucking fuckpeople over for no goddamn
reason for profits.
Did you see the thing that'slike cycling?
So why would you?
Why would you fuck?
I got to hide from you now.
Well, just don't fucking fuckpeople over for no goddamn
reason For profits, did you?

Speaker 1 (53:58):
see the thing.
That was like cycling.
So why would you?
Why would you fuck someone over?

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Well, I mean, if I owned like a health care company
, that's the name of the game.
I profit off of you dying, notoff of you getting better.
Top three reasons Every doctor,every hospital, every fucking
every insurance company profitsoff of telling you go fuck
yourself well, fuck those guys.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Okay, angelo.
On the real, though, give meyour top three reasons on why
you would fuck someone over Iwould fuck somebody over three
top three reasons you're on thespot yeah, I don't have three
reasons you don't have threereasons why I would fuck someone
over yeah what are your reasons?
Ladies, anything like that.
I don't know the like.

(54:40):
The three reasons why you killsomebody is usually money, uh,
females and an honor.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
I would kill somebody in traffic yeah, yeah, just
road rage if it was like legalto get out of your car and just
pummel somebody in the middle ofthe fucking street.
I would fuck somebody up everygoddamn day.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
You would turn the LIE into Every single fucking
day.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
I would turn the LIE into Fight Club.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Every fucking day there will be blood.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
People would not drive down Hempstead Turnpike
anymore, because I would be outthere just fucking people.
I wouldn't even have a car withme, I'd just be stuck in there
fucking them up.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
He's just standing in the street.
Are you not entertained?
Are you not entertained?

Speaker 3 (55:20):
He'll be like fuck that man, I'm taking a different
road.
I ain't going down opposite theturnpike.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
That gladiator's out there again.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
I wouldn't fuck anybody over.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Yeah, no, I can't say that I would do the same.
I mean mean the only reason?
Um, I don't even know.
I have no, no, no ill willtowards anyone for no particular
reason yeah, yeah I mean, itdoesn't matter about women,
don't matter about like money,really, you know yeah, no see, I
, I would definitely fuck somepeople over yeah, yeah, 100.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
If, uh, the people that have been jacking my money
for the last, my whole life, forno goddamn reason, so they can.
Who's that?
So that they can have peopletell me what a sandwich is and
they can have.
Okay, give cocaine to quails.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Yeah, I'd love to fuck those people that's
different, that's that's likeretribution well, okay, well,
retaliation yeah you know, saywhat you will, that's not just
randomly fucking somebody overbecause Cause you're like yeah,
I could fuck this guy right now.
Let me fuck him, you know?

Speaker 1 (56:20):
All right, well, yeah , no see I.
I don't have any reason to justlike wake up in the morning and
go punch somebody in the face,but I do have a lot of like
resentment towards people thathave done and to make theirs
better.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Yeah, I mean, I don't even hate those people.
The system's allowed to justfuck you.
So we're just, we're thebottoms.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
We're the bottoms, that's just it.
They're the off-hills, we'rethe bottom, we're just laying
down and taking it.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
We're the bottoms trying to become tops.
What's the sludge on the backof the train?

Speaker 3 (56:57):
It's all jizz.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
No, no, no, Train spotting what's?
The cubes or not, trainspotting?
I keep saying it's trainspotting, but we're on the train
traveling across the old worldand they keep feeding the people
in the back of the train.
The bars made out of bugs.
Bars made out of bugs.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Oh, he's talking about a fucking uh ice road
truckers.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
The hell is that movie Ice road truckers.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Gotta get the freight there.
Might as well, eat these bugs.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
I don't know how that fucking stupid ass show was.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
It was a movie.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Yeah, when he went, made it to the front of the
train and he realized that theywere all living in an ice hub in
the front of the train.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Oh yeah, I mean yeah, back in the day before there
was real modern transportation,because, first of all, trains
are fucking slow.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Oh no, this is based in the future.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Yeah, this is a stupid movie he's talking about.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Either way, you had the dining car and stuff like
that and there was areas of thetrain that were more yeah, back
in the day, Like you had to havemoney and stature in order to
be in there.
Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
I mean.
Johnny Cash sung about himSmoking that big fat cigar.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
It was a different time, but that's what that was
about.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
That was first class back in the day.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Yeah, fucking train was slow.
Though you know what's funny?
I saw some shit.
Amtrak was like advertising,like going from Florida to
fucking New York, yeah, it'sgoing to take like fucking two
days or three days.
I'm like it's worth it.
No, it's not.
I want to be there in two,three hours.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Yeah, you know what I the damn months.
Yeah, to be honest with you.
No, to take the train acrossthe united states, it took me
three days and I left out ofcalifornia and arrived in new
york, and if you haven't done it, I highly recommend everybody
get on a train and go do this.
It's well worth it.
Like I saw, I don't know 70different types of animals while

(58:51):
I was on the train.
I saw, um, some crazy ladyshowed me her vagina.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Uh, yeah, yeah was she on the train or just like
outside?

Speaker 1 (59:02):
no, no, she was on the train she's like welson
wisconsin.
Here's my pussy no, I didn'tsee a voyager outside the train
just flashing herself.
No, I was on the train and Iwas so you took the
Transcontinental Railroad.
I did, yes, I did youtransported back in time.

(59:24):
I took it all the way across.
It was amazing and I got achance to go through.
Now, one of my incidenceshappened in Colorado.
We were traveling up throughthe mountains of Colorado and
I'm like, all right, well, I'mgoing to take a nap, I'll go to
sleep and when I wake up weshould be, I don't know, two or
three states ahead of wherewe're at now.

(59:44):
So I went to sleep and I wokeup and I'm like wait, has the
train moved?
And they're like no, like whatdo you mean?
It hasn't moved.
And they're like no, it hasn'tmoved.
The last eight and a half hoursthere was a avalanche in the
colorado mountains and theyneeded to clear the tracks, so
we haven't moved since.
You went to sleep.
I was like that's some bullshit.

(01:00:05):
Oh, I went to sleep so we couldskip some of this trip ahead,
and it didn't even happen.
I woke up exactly in the sameplace where, and then the train
started up and we started goingup the mountaintops and going
through the colorado.
But anywhere from, uh, newmexico to arizona, to colorado,
all of that landscape isabsolutely gorgeous.

(01:00:27):
And you know a fun fact, Idon't know if this is actually
true or not to this day, but infact then in new me.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Well, it was a fact, it's a fun statement, it was a
fact.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
I don't know if it's still currently a fact, I don't
know if the rule is still inplay, but in New Mexico you can
Facts, don't change Facts don'tchange Facts are fact, laws do.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
It's no longer a fact , because the law has changed.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
I'm sure I speak for our entire audience when I say
this.
The only trains they want tohear about is running them on
bridges.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Yeah, You're crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Well, do you have any of those stories, Curran?

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Not currently no, you have any Never.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
No, you're not running something on it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
It's not that kind of show.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
You don't have anything lined up tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
I wish I'm probably going to watch some girl get a
train ran on her later.
On.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Yeah man, the internet is porn.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
The internet is porn.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
That's it man, the internet is porn.
It's kind of crazy too when youthink about it.
There's probably more porn thananything else that's out there
in terms of like contentgeneration.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Oh, yeah, yeah, it's like look, we created this
amazing network of sharinginformation and being able to
look up anything you want tolook up and like we're like yeah
, porn you know, they say youcan make porn hubs doing a thing
where they'll pay you $3,500 aweek to do porn, to do porn.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Yeah, wait who Pornhub is.
Yeah, it's giving you $3,500 aweek.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Yeah, to do porn yeah .
They give you a share of therevenue.
Is that for solo?

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
They don't really care.
They don't really care.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Yeah, solo, whatever Don't matter, but yeah, because
they give you a share of therevenue that they generate from
the ad spend like their ads.
Which is kind of crazy too,because you're watching an ad
you're like fuck, oh my God,stop real quick.
Fucking ad comes on.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Usually the ad happens in the beginning.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Yeah, Listen, it was like YouTube.
They should make it likeYouTube right After like 15, 20
seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Yeah, they're like, ah, ah, that's like when.
They're like when they cut theguy's face, you're like come on,
come on.
It was almost going to finish.
Yeah, I'm finishing.
This guy fucking winking at me,what the fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Rip a nut to a commercial Fuck.
All right.
So you're going to get one ofDoug's rants right now.
Why do dudes make noise in porn?
I don't get it.
They shouldn't.
They should be silent as thegrave.
I don't need to hear a dudegrunting.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
I think that it's I can answer your authenticity.
I don't think all of them makenoise Yo with the ones that do.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
It's like.
Bro, do I really need a cavemangrunting in the background?
Grr, grr, grr.
No, that's not turning me on.
In fact, here take me out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Yeah, I think I would next that one real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Yeah, take me out of the moment here, guys.
I'm like whoa, who's this guy?

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Yeah.
You know, Is he any an actor?
Because if he is, I'm out.
Yeah, we need a champion here.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
You gotta be able to like bit.
You know they should do thatright.
Like where you could likefilter, where it's like I don't
ever want to see this guy's shit.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
You know they do, they do ever.
Yeah, no, like I want my.
I guess you see.
That's the thing, though Idon't want to make a profile.
No, of course not then peoplethen?
It's like the algorithm of likeporn.
Oh thisub, oh, this guy likesthis shit, you got to get dialed
in.
You got to get dialed in.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
They literally got everything you can imagine.
On there.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
You got to get dialed in, don't?

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
be afraid to search for what you want.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
So the big ones that I know of.
So you got Pornhub Yep, you gotXNXX.
Yes, you got XHamster I Yep,you got X and XX yes, you got X
Hamster.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
I don't know that one oh.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
I don't know the hamster.
And then there's like YouPorn,but I never watched that one.
And then they have OnlyFans.
You got to pay for that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Well, it's still up there.
Yeah, I know I'm talking aboutfree.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
We're talking about the good shit.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Yeah, listen, you know, you know what's so crazy,
right?
You got the premium, right?
You ever look at it?
I don't care, I'll talk aboutit.
So you're on Pornhub orwherever, don't matter, they all
have a section that's likepremium.
Yeah, and I'm like fuck who thefuck pays for that?

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
But yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
I mean, how long do you really?

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
I don't know it for.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Yeah, yeah, right, so I know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
What am I not watching?
The guy come on her.
Oh, oh, big deal.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Yeah, so at the end they black it out.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Yeah, I'm not giving a shit about that part.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Yeah, I know a gentleman from back in the day.
He is in the hospital.
Well, now he's out of thehospital.
He can't walk at this timeBecause he decided to do dick
surgery for the third or fourthtime and like, yeah, this guy
was obsessed.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
He was an actor.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Doug just likes dick.
Actually, this is a friend ofours, Like we both.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
A friend of ours' parent.
Yeah, yes.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Oh yeah, I've heard about this now.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
And yeah he enjoys porn so much that he decided
that he I didn't know that wasthe reason.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
He used to do like testing, like medical testing
and stuff.
He would like sign up for theseshits.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
It was a side effect, right.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
Yeah, somewhere along the lines he had like a side
effect where it just gave himlike a permanent boner and for
like 40 fucking years he justhad a permanent boner and for
like 40 fucking years he justhad a permanent bone no, he had
an inflation.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
He put some a surgical that's what he did now
no, that was before, because theboner went away.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Oh, he did the pump in his thigh.
Yeah, you know who did that toothe the lorraine and baba guy.
Oh, yeah, I mean, they cut himoff.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Yeah, oh, I mean when you get your ding cut off, you
gotta just got to.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
That's got to be.
So.
They put a bulb in your thigh.
You're like hold on babe.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
How do?

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
you let it out.
How do you let it deflate?
Back in the day when you boughtthe?
What was it?
The Nikes.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
There's a little screw with it.
With the basketball, you caninflate your shoe.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
You got to pinch the tip and it just goes down.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Yeah, it's got to fill with like liquid or blood,
or it can't be filling withfucking air.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Yeah, you got to reach into your taint and like
press the button.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
You could use it as like a fucking flotation device.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
So, speaking of pressing buttons, you ever see
the thing where, like you get,like you know, guys could get
the tubes tied, right, yeah, butthey have ones that are switch.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Oh, it's optional.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
Yeah, so you have a little switch in your nutsack,
so it's like you flip a switchand blow a load.
Fucking blow a loaded load ornot?
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
It's like I think we're going to have guys come
out tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
You know, what.
I don't think I like this bitchtoo much.
I ain't trying to keep this one.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
There you go, yeah, yeah, wait, you can turn it on
and off.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
Yeah, you can turn them on and off, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Oh man Whoa, If you had that power, would you tell
anybody?
No, Because then it's like youknow like what if you had like
that girl who was like crazy andthey want a baby?

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
like right away, like you just met, then I'm going to
go get that.
Come in me, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Come in me, I want your baby.
Yeah, like no, not happening.
Yeah, like I tried.
Yeah, doing everything, I'mgiving you all.
I got Crazy dude, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
I'm ovulating.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
I don't know Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
Flipped the switch.
Okay, we're good.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
When you're flipping the switch more off than on,
it's a good reason to get out ofthe relationship.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
That's not always true, no, no, I mean she can be
really good in bed and justcrazy, like most crazy bitches
are well, you've seen the scale,right what you've seen the
scale scale, yeah, they have ascale, yeah yeah, yeah, the hot,
the hot crazy.
Yeah, hot crazy scale hot,crazy scale, yeah, so yeah,
exactly, it's like the hotteryou are, the less the more crazy

(01:08:29):
the more I'm willing to listento about your cat right, so you
gotta fuck you need like what dothey guys?

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
say you need like a five hot or like a six hot or a
seven hot, like a four or fivecrazy.
This is like the normal zone.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
You know, Anything less than seven crazy and above
five hot Is like marriagematerial.
Anything above seven hot andless than five crazy Is a
unicorn.
Yeah man, crazy is a unicorn.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Yeah, man, I totally understand that scale, it makes
sense.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
There's no such thing .

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
I was going to say I wasn't able to read that scale
very well, so how does your ladystack up on that scale?
I got killed you're justtalking about pornhub.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
Now I'm not gonna take it ryan will not be with us
anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
I'm gonna let ryan off the hook, thank you, ladies
and gentlemen, for hanging outwith us once again, we
appreciate you, as always, untilnext week, you guys have fun,
enjoy.
Please subscribe, do all thosethings that we always appreciate
.
Boys say goodbye.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
As always, very gay.
They're going to spoon later,don't worry we got a lot of
bitch over here.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Who's going to be the small spoon?
We'll talk about it next week.
All right, I appreciate youguys Love you, fuck off.

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