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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What is this?
What is this please?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Alright, welcome back
.
This is up to episode two ofthe Team Wing it podcast, and
I'm your host, Dave Morgan.
Now today I have a guest withme.
It's not an exciting guest, butit's a guest anyway.
It is my son, Josh.
Now, the funny thing about Joshis he talks a lot and has
nothing much to say.
So say hello, sir, Hello, howare you doing?
(00:44):
Good?
Thanks yeah it's your firsttime on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, it is.
I'm really excited to be here.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Is that just because
you like the sound of your own
voice?
No, so tell us a little bitabout yourself.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well, I'm a kid, yeah
, and I'm really excited to be
on this podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Okay, how old are you
?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
11.
Turning 12 this year, 12 inAugust.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Now, what grade are
you in?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Six this year.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Ah, so high school
next year.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, I'm not really
excited.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Well, you should be.
It means you're growing up.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I don't want to grow
up.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, I haven't grown
up either, so it's going to
suck for you to grow up too,yeah, but so what made you want
to come on this podcast?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Because I thought it
would be fun Fair enough.
And we've also done differentother episodes, but this is the
only one that's actually beingput up.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yes, so hopefully
I'll get off my butt and put
this one up in a timely fashion,considering I only just
finished the first episodeyesterday.
Yeah, so I should actually getthis up and not wait two weeks
to finish it.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
So tell me what are
some of your interests.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
My interests are WWE
Ah wrestling.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
What a good job.
Why do you like wrestling?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Because my dad's a
referee and I love the exciting
and high-flying manoeuvres thatthey do.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, you're not a
big fan of the hardcore stuff
that your dad seems to lovedoing, so when it comes to blood
and guts and brawling throughthe crowd, you're not a major
fan of that are you?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
No?
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
That's all right,
You're 11.
You don't have to be Yep.
Oh yeah, by the way, that's ourdog Typical.
He makes no noise during theday until we get microphones out
.
This is far from a professionalthing.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
So tell me, what else
do you like about the wrestling
?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I like how I like the
people's personas and like the
storylines that they do.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
And the different
characters and that sort of
thing.
Who are some of your favourites?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Shinsuke Nakamura
Seth Rollins.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
CM Punk.
They're Americans.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I was talking about
the Australian scene when you
come in to watch Dad Coming towatch Dad Mick Moretti, mad Dog
Crackers, cletus and Zomwen andSlade.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Very cool.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Well, the last two
aren't actually from Australia,
since Slade and Mercer's fromNew Zealand and Zomwen's
obviously from like China.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
How can you say,
obviously People can't see him.
It's a podcast, you fool.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Oh, if you look him
up online, you might see.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
So, anyway, moving on
, let's keep this show rolling,
shall we?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
So what are some of
your favourite WWE guys?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Shinsuke Nakamura,
Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, CM
Punk, John Cena and some of theolder guys I like.
Who is Bray Wyatt's uncle inthat Micro Tundra?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Micro Tundra.
Well, that's his dad, but BarryWindham was his uncle.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Oh yeah, Barry
Wyndham, and also I like Triple
H and.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Fair enough.
So, besides wrestling, whatelse do you like?
Beyblades Beyblades are thebane of my existence.
Oh my God.
They're awful.
They're like spinning tops andthey've got like an anime made
out of them from Japan.
They're like spinning tops andthey've got like an anime made
out of them from Japan.
They're hugely popular and youactually did a tournament.
Yes, the other week.
Was it last weekend?
Yeah, it was last Sunday.
Yeah, and it was your veryfirst tournament.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, how'd you go?
I actually came third.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Not bad yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
But I did like three
and one three wins and one loss.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, you lost the
first match and then you won the
last three.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, or lost four
Since the you had four matches.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
You lost the first
one, then you won the last three
and then you had a playoff forthird place.
Because of the standings ofeveryone.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, so that's four
wins and one loss.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I'm talking to get
into the playoffs.
My goodness son.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Dude, it's not NFL.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Listen, it'll be
whatever I want.
The way you talk aboutBeyblades, you'd think it was a
professional sport.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
It actually is going
to be turned into a professional
sport.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Oh God, if I see that
crap at the Olympics, I'm just
going to shoot something.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Like the Turkish guy,
like no protection.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Oh that Turkish
shooter from, was it last year
with the Olympics.
Or was it the year before?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah, he just rocks
up in a T-shirt, jeans, shoots,
wins the gold medal.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
No second.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Oh, whatever.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
But that was
unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
So what else do you
like?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
He also looks like
someone's grandpa that's saying,
oh casually, oh, I'm just goingto be on the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
All right, so moving
on.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
What other things do
you like?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I also like Pokemon
Pokemon.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, interesting.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I especially love the
Pokemon games.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, what games do
you like?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Well, some of the
older ones, like Ruby, sapphire
X and Y, which they're actuallymaking a refunded new game,
Remastered.
Yeah, remastered.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I don't think they're
doing a refund.
They're not giving it back.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Sure, so that's going
to come out later this year.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
On what the Switch.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, oh cool.
Or maybe the Nintendo Switch 2.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, I heard that's
coming out this year too.
Yeah, so you like Pokemon Go aswell.
Yes On the mobile phones.
We do you like the Switch games?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
You like collecting
the cards?
Yeah, you like watching thecartoons.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yes, we do.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Would you say you're
slightly obsessed with Pokemon?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
No, are you sure, I'm
sure?
I have my doubts, are you sure?
I'm sure?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I have my doubts, sir
.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You sure?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Oh, I'm sure.
How many Pokemon toys do youhave in your room?
One, two I'm just talking thesoft toys.
I'm not talking about thefigures that you carry around.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Wait, both houses.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I'm just talking this
house.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
One, two, three, four
, five.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Once I caught a fish
alive.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Seven, eight, nine,
ten, and I let it go again and I
shut him up again.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
So what else are we
talking about today?
We've talked about Pokemon,Beyblades.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
WWE.
Wrestling about today.
We've talked about pokemon,beyblades, wwe wrestling um
maybe like dragons and likedragons you say yeah yeah, I
like dragons and what aboutdragons, do you like this one on
(08:27):
you?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
dishonor on your cow.
You're a lizard, not a dragon.
I don't do the tongue thing.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
That's from Mulan.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, good on Mooshu.
Yes, dishonor on you, dishonoron your cow.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Dishonor on your
whole family.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
That's right.
What's the other thing aboutdrake?
Thank you very much, youuseless reptile.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
That's from.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
How to Train your
Dragon.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
And they're doing a
live action.
One of them, apparently myfriend Leanne, said and also
Stitch.
Oh yes, they're doing a liveaction Lilo and Stitch.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Or Hannah means
family.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah, she said she's
going to kidnap you, so she's
got a reason to go see that.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah, I don't reckon
you should keep that in the
podcast.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
What that she's going
to kidnap you.
Yeah, that's the podcast.
What that she's going to kidnapyou?
Yeah, that's all right.
At least if you go missing,we'll know where to look.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
So what other things
do we like?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Lego.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
We do like Lego.
Oh, we have converted ourkitchen table, dining table,
into a city at some points.
Oh yeah, we haven't done thatfor a while.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
We need to do that
again one day, yeah we do and I
am really excited to collect thenewest series and if you look
up a picture of it, one of myfavourites is the Boogeyman.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
You're talking about
the Lego figurines.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yeah, the minifigures
.
Yeah, that's still Lego.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, but you didn't
actually tell the listeners what
we're actually talking aboutthis time.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Ah, sorry.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Yeah, you need to be
a little more clear.
Yeah, you can say Lego, but itdoesn't mean they know what
we're talking about just becausewe know what we're talking
about.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
And Dad, you've been
asking me some questions, so I'm
going to be asking you stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
That's not how this
goes.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I don't think it does
.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
What is your
favourite Lego series like?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Well, back in the day
I loved the Pirates.
At the moment I sort of bouncebetween Marvel.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
And Star Wars.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, and Star Wars.
I do like the City, I do likethe City series.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, I like how it's
all modern day, mostly modern
day, like there are these racesets where people are Ah, the
Formula One ones that we saw theother day no, yes.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Where people are Ah,
the Formula One ones that we saw
the other day?
No yes.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
It's the people
dressed up in their own buggies.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Oh, like the box cart
racing Okay, but we also did
see some F1 stuff too.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
And I like, I
honestly like the F1 stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
So what is your
favourite Pokemon?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
My favourite Pokemon
would either be Hawlucha.
He's like a masked luchadortype wrestler.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Type Pokemon, type
wrestler type thing, or Greninja
, the final evolution ofFrogadier.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Because he's like a
ninja.
It's Froakie.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Oh well, sorry for
not being up with all my Pokemon
things.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
By the way, in Skull
and Ball I have both Shiny
Halucha and Shiny.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Greninja, you've got
the Shiny Halucha.
I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I spent like weeks
finding that.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Have you ever thought
of doing something more
productive with your time?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Uh-huh yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
And what did you come
up with?
Nope, I need a shiny Helo Sheetto upset my father.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
No, because I saw one
in the anime and I was like, oh
, that is so cool.
I also have a Pokemon card ofit.
And, yeah, since that day I'vealways wanted one.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Very cool and you got
it and I'm going to take it off
your switch while you sleep.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
No, you won't.
So what is your favouritewrestler or wrestlers?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Are you talking
Australian or American?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Any.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Oh, I've got some
favourite guys I like refereeing
, but I won't say their namesbecause as a referee you're not
meant to be biased towardsanyone.
So I don't want to say I likehim, him and him.
And what if they win theirmatch and their opponent comes
back at me and says you've gotfavourites, you bastard.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
And Dad, I believe I
know who you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Well, good for you.
Yeah, American guys, I don'tknow I don't watch a lot of the
American stuff lately.
Cm Punk, oh, cm Punk.
Of course I'm just trying tothink who else I don't really
watch a lot.
Drew McIntyre is fantastic.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Tiero.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Miero yeah, penta's
good, yeah, oh look, I don't
watch a lot of wrestling thesedays unless it's the
pay-per-view.
We watch the men draw a rumbleat the Sporting Globe.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I really, am really
surprised that Jayu so won again
.
Oh, that was just a terribledecision yeah and after Ray
Phoenix penned his actualbrother in real life.
After Ray Phoenix penned hisactual brother in real life.
After his contract expires, Iwant them to be a tag team again
.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Yeah, I heard he's
coming over and they're going to
be a tag.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Who knows what's
going to happen now, because
they were in All Elite Wrestling.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
They were yes, all
right, let's cut it there.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Now, do you have a
favourite song at the moment?
No, not really.
Well, if you're counting on anysong, Of course I'm talking any
song.
It would be Shinsuke's themesong.
How about an actual song, not awrestling theme song?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Okay, that really
narrows the list All right,
let's pause this and take aminute to think about it.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yes, hello.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
So did you figure out
what your favourite song or the
song you want to end thepodcast on?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Well, it's we Know.
Speak Americano by.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yolando B Cool and D
Cup by the looks of it.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
D-C-U-P.
He didn't want this cup.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Between any of them,
but I'm guessing it's D-Cup and
it sounds like the remix version, because I don't know where the
normal version is.
So I may cut some of this out,because, well, it just sounded
like crap at the start.
Yes, it does, but this is thesong you like at the moment.
Yes, oh my God, and I thought Ihad some weird musical taste.
All right, everyone, do notblame me for this shit.
(14:49):
It's all his fault, he's 11years old and he has no taste.
What why?
You heard Because this song isgarbage, red hot garbage, a
rolling dumpster fire of a song.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Disco rain, what
Disco?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
rain.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
You're not playing
disco, I know.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
All right, are we
done?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yes, we are.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
All right, say
goodbye to the people.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
See you everyone, and
peace out to Joshua Ratt.
Ah, screw Joshua Ratt, why yougot to bit so rude.
(16:03):
Pop ball, americano.
Pop ball, americano.
I'm going to show you how tomake a beautiful and beautiful
flower.
I'm going to use a flower thatI bought at a flower shop
(16:33):
Americano, americano, thank you.
(17:30):
So Bye, I'm sorry.
No strings on me, beautiful.
(18:45):
No strings on me, beautiful.