A Foot Massage, Gold Gloved Fingers, and A Goofy Kiss #13

In this unforgettable episode of Telling Tinder Tales, your hosts Chris O'Neill and Thomasin Lockwood dive into the highs, lows, and absolute chaos of modern dating. With three wildly different guests—from a romantic theatre producer to a science-savvy singleton and a surfing Italian—this episode offers laughter, shock, and hope.

🎭 First, we hear from Guy, who shares a sweeping love story that began with a spark, a foot massage, and ended in a fairytale romance. Paris, passion, and 16th-century cottages collide in a tale that proves when you know, you know.

🌧️ Next, Elle, recounts the most cringeworthy date ever—complete with rain-soaked walks, warm gin from plastic cups, and wildly inappropriate conversations. It’s a horror show in Hampstead Heath that will have you laughing and cringing in equal measure.

🏄‍♂️ Finally, Nico tells his sweet, surf-side story of meeting a stranger on the waves of Tuscany and how a year later, their love story turned into something real. With goofy kisses, spontaneous reunions, and deep connections, Nico’s tale is a warm reminder that real romance still exists.

Whether you’re a hopeless romantic or a seasoned skeptic, this episode will have you laughing, nodding, and possibly texting your ex. Hit play, and join us for this rollercoaster of tale —from awkward beginnings to heartwarming endings.

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