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It's the Potty Mouth Chicks, Winger hosts Lori and Suzanne.
Shake it away. Girl, welcome back.
I'm Lori and I'm Suzanne and we're the Potty Mouth chicks.
We are sorry we had a little hiatus there.
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Yeah. And we, we were having technical
difficulties with our equipment.We this seems to be much better
now it. It is much better, at least for
the time being. But we're such geniuses that
we're like, we're going to upgrade our podcast, our podcast
equipment. And Lori goes, I've found one
better than the one we have. And I said, Oh my God.
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OK, it's got better stars. It's got better microphones too.
The microphones are. So much price.
Same price, same price. Microphones are way better,
right? I unpack it today because we
need to get this out. It's the exact same thing.
The exact same. But this one is so much better.
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Like the last one, there was something wrong with those
microphones. You couldn't even hear me ever.
We could in the first couple podcasts, so I don't know what
happened. I don't either.
Well, we'll see what happens. We'll see, Our audio probably
isn't working right now, and then we're going to record 45
minutes of hilarious content andthen we'll play it back.
And we won't be able to hear anyof.
This nailed it would. Be awesome, you know what I
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mean? So so today's podcast, we
decided is going to be. Dating through the years dating
through the years because I havesome stories let me tell you
anything about dating could be dating apps, could be funny
dating stories whatever whateverI.
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You know, I say this all the time and you guys are like,
like, you know, make fun of me. I've always really had great men
and but there's been some randoms that have been off the
charts. When as we were getting ready
for this, I mentioned something and Susie told me that one of
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her old boyfriends used to say that during sex and I think it's
hysterical so we can get into that.
Because that was so funny. Not, not one of them.
Probably a lot of them, really. Yeah.
I would say in my younger years,they would say that.
OK, the words tips. Because I was getting, I was
doing this and I was like, oh, let me fix my tits.
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And then I go, God, why would you use that word?
Why did I even say that? It's like a horrible word.
Yeah. And then she said.
I remember someone I was dating used to say tits during sex.
I was like, and she goes. No, you didn't.
I'm like, listen, we were reallyyoung and.
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Like you said in a like, what would he say?
Like, yeah, you like it when I touch your tits?
Yeah, it's probably. Wow.
No wonder it reminds me of that movie.
We love rights maids. In the beginning when he's like,
did he do this? Yes, yes, I have been with that
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guy, yeah. Yeah, yeah, Like he's such a
douche. Jon Hamm was genius in that
movie. He was.
He played the perfect dude. She really did, I think, that
whole cast. Is brilliantly cast perfection.
I wish they would do another oneme.
Too. And I was like.
Probably my favorite comedy. I would, I would agree with you.
Yeah, I would agree with you. I barely laughed through the
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whole thing. And I'm really hard to impress
when it comes to movies. My sister will tell you.
I get I'm like, yeah, you know, but that would.
Kill me that one. I had to see it twice because I
kept laughing so freaking hard Imissed.
It was great. That movie is is like hanging
out Gloria and I don't you. Think yeah, 100%.
Yeah. I'm Melissa McCarthy.
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No, I guess no. You're kind of the, you're kind
of a little bit of. You're the brunette.
You're the brunette. Yeah.
Like as the best friend. You're the brunette.
Yeah, I'm the blonde. Yeah.
I'm the the new best. Friend.
What's the new best friend? The new best friend that's not
jealous of the old best friend. Oh, I thought we were talking
about the two main characters. OK, see.
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See, I think you, you are not only Melissa McCarthy, but
you're also. The blonde, Yeah.
Who owned the bakery? Yeah.
What's her name? I think it rhymes with tits.
I think you're right. I think it's Christian, Chits
Kristen. Kristen I know is.
That it Kristen. Oh God.
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Kristen tits anyway. Any who wig wig.
Kristen. Wig.
That's it. She's fantastic.
OK, since this was your topic today, go ahead and.
OK, let me start. OK, I'm, I'm excited.
You know, Laurie and I purposelydidn't talk about this
particular anything we say on our podcast.
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We try to be. Authentic like that we've never
heard from each other. Obviously there's stuff, you
know, that we've, we've been best friends for 11 years or
whatever. So but we were, should I sit
back? We were talking about like
dating websites or whatever. So after I got my divorce in
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2012, you know, after whatever I, I was like, oh, I'm going to
try and go on the dating apps, you know, So I went on to what's
the one that you pay for? Amatchmatch.com Yeah, I loved
match. I had so much fun that match.
It was fun. I'm I and honestly almost every
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guy I went out with, I could still call them today and.
That's why I liked it. So all you single people,
they're like, I don't want to dothe dating app.
And I told this to my friend Adam, who's is it Habitually,
Habitually, habitually. Susie's really good with words.
She's a wordsmith, this one. Yes, constantly single and he
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goes on Tinder and all that and he can't.
He doesn't under understand why he can't find it the date right.
Go on match. Yes, I OK, well here's the
thing. I I did have some nightmare.
Yeah. I mean, that's what it's about.
Yeah, but it was so funny because I had been with my
ex-husband since like 92, I think 93.
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And so, you know, and he's a very good man.
We're still friends to this day and you know, very good man.
And then I would go out with these guys and I would find out
that they lied about the dumbestshit.
And I'm like, why are you lying about like right, like where you
work or you know, whatever. Like stupid shit that I
honestly. I don't even give a shit.
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And if that's where there's, I mean, if they're lying on that.
Yeah. You're in a whole lot of trouble
here. Absolutely, Absolutely.
I had a guy once towards my ending of my match.com days, he
lied about having three childrenin my profile.
And I'm always very honest. I always say if you have small
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children, I am not your girl, right?
I eat them, you know what I mean?
I don't want children. I never did, right?
I never had. I don't have that motherly
anyway. I don't want children, right?
If you have small children, I'm not your girl.
Very nice. I was very to the point because
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I've had relationships end, because I didn't want children,
great relationships and because I didn't want children, did
they? Marriage end because.
Yeah, well, listen, my marriage,I was not good.
To me. Yeah, I was too young.
I was way too young to be someone's wife.
I went from my parents home to being married and I had my taste
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of freedom. That wasn't good to him.
Yeah, I wasn't, you know, I cheated.
Say that. Yeah.
No, like I wasn't, I, I cheated on him and he didn't deserve it.
And I, I had no business being married, period.
No business. I mean, I remember even
thinking, what am I doing? And it was a few weeks before
the wedding and I thought, what am I doing?
I'm I'm a kid. How old were you?
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24, yeah. I was a.
Kid. Yeah, that's.
But I mean, there's mature 20 fours and then there's old, you
know, young 24. I was young 24.
I didn't, I didn't go on my own first.
I didn't, you know what I mean? I was, I was just too young and
I wasn't good to him. And he didn't deserve it.
And he was a wonderful human. Wonderful human.
But anyway, yeah. So anyway, but where, where did
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I? You didn't want the.
Kids yes I didn't want the children.
Yes not not my ex-husband but someone that I dated after that
and on the profile he says no kids.
So I went on a date with them and I should have known this was
going to be a disaster because when he walked in he had
sunglasses on at 7:00 at night and he never told them.
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All that guy. Yeah, I.
Don't remember his name but he came to my house.
What was I thinking? Why did he come to my house?
But anyways, pick me up, I know how did I not end up dead?
I don't know same same. But anyways, he came to my
apartment, I should say, and he has his glasses on and he was
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good looking. He smelled nice and his hair was
nice and he was dressed nice. And I was thinking, Oh well,
maybe when we get in the dark car, he's going to take those
glasses off. And we're have AI mean the sun
is going down big time, right? And still not taking the glasses
off. And then we get into the
restaurant and I thought he would take them off and put them
in his pocket. He had them on half.
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The it's so bizarre. It's so bizarre.
Like Howard Stern, love him to death.
I don't know how he fucking wears those sunglasses.
And why? Why?
I but I I mean maybe his lights are sensitive.
He said he wants to cover up hisugly face.
That's what he says. But I don't think he has a ugly
face. I don't either.
I had a sex dream about Howard Stern one time.
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Yes, I did. He's like really tall.
I had a sex dream about him. That is not one celebrity that I
would think that you would say that.
I would never like, I never thought about it, but we were I,
I don't even know if we just went out on a date.
We had sex in my dream. It was fantastic.
He was amazing lover. It was an amazing.
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Amazing. That is so funny because I
would. Never.
If you're like, oh, what celebrity do have you drummed
you've had sex with? I would not.
Howard Stern every time, hands down.
I love his personality though, even though I'm a little more
proven proper, you know? But I love his show.
Yeah, I don't like the. I don't either.
I knew you were going to say that.
Yeah, I don't. I don't like all the
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shenanigans, but I think he's one of the most interviewer I've
ever. He's incredible.
Yeah, but now we're going off again in our ADHD.
But I digress. Yes, but anyways, he never took
off his glasses. Let's make let's round it out.
Yeah, I'm so sorry. And then he.
It must be hard to follow us. I know, OK.
Go ahead. So he never took off the
sunglasses, blah, blah, blah. Fast forward 45 minutes and I
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said, So what do you like to do for fun?
Because I always want to know like, what do you do fun?
Are you hiking or am I not doingthat?
Like what am I going to pretend like I like I'm so outdoorsy?
Yet 100. Percent. 100% and I would tell a
story about that but. Yeah, yeah.
And then so I said so we like todo fun.
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He goes well, I haven't been completely honest with you.
And I was like we are on date 1/2 an hour and what the are you
not being honest about? He said I have a child and I was
like I said, I don't know if youread this in my profile, but I'm
not a child person. I like them.
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I don't eat them. Probably would if you were
hungry. Yeah, there's a dog and a baby
on the floor and you're starving.
You're grabbing the, you're grabbing the baby.
Yeah, but anyways, I was like and I was like, well, I said
well how old? And he's like, well, I have 3.
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He lied and said he had one and then a few minutes after getting
involved in it and I said I said, oh, OK, well, you know,
it's just not my thing, blah, blah, blah.
And he goes, well, I have to be honest, I thought we already
said that. I have to be honest, I have
three of them and it was like 9-7 and five or something like
that. And like, Oh no, no, no, no, no,
no. Horrible.
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But we we finished out the date and I don't remember even if he
so now he's talking over the sunglasses because he never
really talked so annoying like Ozzy Osbourne does.
Yeah, right. He's talking.
Over them. Or dead God rest.
His God rest his soul. You know he was talking over the
glasses. Like this and.
I was like, Oh my God, can I getout of here fast enough?
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Yeah, but anything, Yeah, that'sannoying.
Yeah. Let me tell you about the whole
thing where you're like, what amI going to pretend to like?
Because that's what I feel worseabout with my marriage.
Because when I met my ex-husband, I feel like I date
and switched them. Like first of all, I was when I
met him, I was addicted to working out.
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I wait, I don't know this lorry,I was addicted to it.
I taught spin, I taught step. I was in fantastic shape.
I weighed 130 lbs. It was great body sculpting the
whole thing. So I met him, whatever, I really
liked them. We'd go out on a date and we
went out on like a group date and I was smoking at the time.
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Oh yeah, yeah, I did that then, yeah, I don't even think about
it. Yeah, I was smoking and the
whole night I didn't want to smoke because I wasn't sure.
I was like, you know, checking out.
The yeah, it's like. You don't want to smoke if the.
Guy. No, no, no.
So it. Yeah, go ahead.
I'm sorry. He had gone to the bathroom.
He's coming back into the bar area and I see him take a
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cigarette out. I'm like, Oh my God, amazing.
Because I'm dying for a cigarette.
So I take out a cigarette and I light it and he walks up and it
was actually a stick and, and heputs it in his mouth and he
goes, oh, he goes, you smoke? And I was like, just so Alisa,
Alisa, I'm not a pocket day and working full time.
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I swear. I was like, only sometimes, you
know, whatever. Yeah, I never smoked in front of
him again. But he knew I was still smoking.
And he's the reason I quit smoking because he said after we
were dating for like a few weeks, he was like, listen, I
really like you, but I am not going to.
Fall as someone who smokes and and even though I used to smoke
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in my 20s and a little bit of my30s, I wouldn't date one either.
No like I would I could never bewith a person who smokes now I
hate. That stuff.
No, no, I don't even think it's so funny.
I I forget we live in Florida. I forget people smoke because
there's not popular here. I I don't feel unless people are
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vaping and we don't smell it. Well last night we went to a
restaurant and someone was coughing, smoking.
It's so disgusting. It was.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I, I, I just can't.
I can't take. The same.
I like I could never date someone who smokes now.
There's just no way. Like when our pushes come in and
they. OK, sorry I was trying to
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that's. OK, it's like a wiry jungle.
Gym, it really is. So anyway, but Long story short,
my poor ex-husband, I, he was like, oh, you know, my family
has a Cam, blah, blah, blah. We go hiking.
I love hiking. Yeah, I love hiking.
I love fishing, which by the way, I did actually love.
I still love. Oh oh, OK, I love.
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Fishing well, OK, I. Didn't know that about it, but
at the hiking thing, yeah, I, you know, it's almost like going
out on the boat. Like I don't want to go on the
No, I don't feel like going on the boat.
Once I get out on the boat, I love it.
Same with hiking honestly, because I do love it once I get
going. Same with sex, once I get going
I'm fine. Sometimes I just.
Don't. Like I don't what?
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What do we need to do quickly? Yeah, exactly.
Although. Although that's that's another.
That's another part, yeah, you're right.
You're right, that's another part.
We digress. I guess we do that a lot.
We do so, but anyway, but getting back to the dating
thing, I used to get like, oh, so and so likes you and I would
click on the picture and it would be like some guy that
lives down in Naples on a boat and he's got like a carrot on
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his shoulder. I'm not even shitting you.
So funny. Like the likes I would get.
You know what I mean? Mean while those were probably
the nice guy. Yeah, that's the thing.
You know. That's the thing.
Oh my God. But I met one guy that was from
Boston and I really liked him. Yeah.
Hysterically funny. And we went out of few times and
that never panned out. But like, we stayed friends.
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I can't even remember his name right now.
Matt. Did I know you?
Did I know this was a long? Time ago.
This was a while ago. Because you were.
When I first met you, you were single.
Yes. You had just broke up with.
With a certain somebody, yeah. And we all work together.
And it was. Yeah, we all work.
Yeah, let me tell you. You know how they say don't shit
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where you eat? Do not shit where you.
Eat. Don't shit where you eat.
Yeah. Because that's just not a fun
thing to do. I did.
I dated someone that I work with, and it was so stupid.
And it was like the worst. Yeah.
Like the breaking up. And, you know, you catch each
other's eyes and it's also dramatic, right?
But. It was fun for us who worked.
With you. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
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I'm sure. Right, Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Like. Oh.
Yeah. They're nuts.
Look who's making eyes. I think they made-up or they're
fighting. I can't really.
Tell yeah, yeah. And no, it was not our boss.
Yeah, before we get that question.
Anyway, it was the lab guy at. Work, Yeah, yeah, but nice guy,
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but. He is a nice guy, super nice guy
and showed me really honestly made me realize that I'm worth a
lot more than I thought I was. So that was.
Oh, that's nice. Yeah, yeah, I love them.
I still love them. Yeah.
Yeah. Not in a romantic way or
whatever. But that's, and that's the thing
about dating through the years, I feel like I've been really
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lucky, even though, you know, listen, I've had my heart
broken. I've broken hearts.
I haven't always been, you know,you know, with the randoms, I've
been, you know, like I still dating this one and try to end
it with this one. And, you know, I was a while.
Yeah, I was. Why?
But my truly, other than my husband, my true people that I
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truly loved, I was very good to them and they were good to me.
And those were the people that shaped who the men that had
shaped me, who I am today. But have I broke some hearts?
Hell yeah. Yeah, Hell yeah.
And and vice versa. And, you know, but I've learned
from all of them. I've been very, very, very
lucky. Yeah, yeah, I've broken hearts
too, and I feel bad about that, you know?
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But, you know, everybody lives in a glass house.
Nobody is perfect. And that's one thing I could
say. Like, do you feel?
Yeah. Yeah.
But I've learned through every relationship how bad or good.
Yeah, even I say that about evenemployment too.
I've worked with really, really bad dentists and I've worked
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with really good ones and I've learned from all of them and
I've learned from all my mistakes.
I am not free of them. I've made many mistakes and
really hurt a lot of people and I, you know, but now today I'm a
totally different person than I was then and I have 0 regrets.
Even the ones that I hurt, like listen, you're better off with
without me. Who treated you that way?
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And you know, and I learned like, hey, that's not because
I've had it done to me and vice versa.
And all are all these things like every, every single thing,
good or bad, has shaped me, who I am today.
And I really like myself, Yeah. Yeah, I do too.
I The only thing that I would love to change about myself at
this point is my financial irresponsible.
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Oh my God, I've never met anyone.
It's so bad I'm just. Completely, but that's another
podcast. Yeah, that's a whole other
podcast too. But I I like myself.
I think I'm a good person. Yeah, you know, and I think I'm
fair. I think I'm in a great
relationship. Now I mean.
We talk through everything. We don't write, we don't yell at
each other. We're very level headed.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think, you know, dating
through the years has been a lotof fun, you know, even even the
really hard parts, honestly. I mean, we can't say it enough,
you know? Yeah, I think everybody can look
at their life and say I really wish I wouldn't have done that.
If only I can go back, then I can't live back that and I
won't. Live like that exactly.
Because Lori and I are in a really good place in our life
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and things, you know, big thingsare happening for us and, and
you know, we're exciting. We're lucky to have met each
other. I have to say, not just dating,
but friendships through the years.
This is by far my, my favorite one because we're really real
with each other and we have our moments.
And, you know, everyone says, doyou guys ever fight?
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We've never fought. Have we had a disagreement?
Yes. Yeah, but, you know, that's just
like with our relationships, we're like that too.
Like, I don't think we ever yellin those either.
And maybe that's just the peoplewe are now.
Like we'll talk about. Yeah, that's true.
You know what? I mean, like, I'm not whipping
dishes past his face. No, no, Like you, like you've
pissed me off before. I pissed you off before.
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And then, you know, like that one time you did it to me, came
right up and apologized. Yeah, you were caught in the
crossfire on that one, unfortunately.
Yeah, she was having a bad moment.
Yeah, yeah. And you witness only came up and
I'm like, yeah. And she was like, whoa, I don't
like the way you're talking. I'm like, yeah, you didn't
deserve that. It was actually from that one,
but yeah. Right.
But anyways, we've never fought though, like I can say, thought
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has never never happened. But have we disagreed?
Yes. I mean, listen, we have a
podcast together. We have business together.
We, we down the street, we work together.
We do all kinds of things together, so it's just the way
it is. But I I would say by far one of
my favorite, if not my my very, very top favorite, yeah,
friendship that we've. Ever had?
Well, I always say you're my favorite human being.
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Same. Same.
Yeah. Anyway, we've been through it.
Yeah, yeah. We've been through a.
Lot tell me about a date that ifyou can pick one day or person
that major dating life go I'm going to talk about this one
day. OK, I went on a date with this
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guy and I like, you know how youknow how they say there's red
flags? Yeah, I chose to ignore those a
lot because I was. Lonely.
Yeah. Yeah.
You know, and you know, and I hated being alone or whatever.
And then, you know, also with mydaughter, you know, she was ate
when we got a divorce, I think, which I'll always feel filthy
about that. But whatever.
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Yeah, yeah, I, yeah, I think parents a lot of.
Parents, Yeah, yeah, I feel bad about that.
But anyway, you know, I I would only date on the nights that she
was at her dad. Like I, you know, I wouldn't do
that. So I only had like certain times
and whatever. So this one guy comes across on
my thing and I realized. I on your match.
On my match OK and I realized I was like Oh my God I think I
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know him from high. School.
And I was like, you know, yeah, it was so.
Like how old are you now? I'm 54 now.
All right. No, I don't mean now I'm.
Entering the story, I guess you do know whole well, Suzanne, my
name is Lori. I'm 54 years.
Old Lori to the podcast. I'm so.
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Sorry. All right, let me think of how
old I was. Oh gosh, that was probably.
I did. I know you, No.
That was probably 15 nish years ago.
Oh OK, something like that. So anyway, we meet, he's a super
nice guy, we're chit chatting back and forth and then the
night before our date he sends. Me texting's a thing then.
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Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He had exchange numbers at that point and everything.
He sends me a video and it's like he's got the camera back
here and he's looking up at the camera like, you know, he's so
cute or whatever. He's laying in bed and I'm like,
hey, a little weird but whatever.
Don't tell me he gave you. Tick, tick.
No, I hate tick, tick. You're a two.
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OK, let's talk about that when you're done.
OK, All right, go ahead. Quick.
And then he he's like, I wanted to introduce you to my daughter.
And I was like. And all of a sudden, his cat
walks over him, but he's like, you know, this is the love of my
life. And blah blah.
Is it a video? Yeah, it's a video he sent me.
It was just a little weird from a man.
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I don't it was just it would andmaybe if someone else had done
that, it wouldn't have been weird, but this guy was just
weird. So we decide we're going to go
on a date. OK, I.
Wish I knew you then. We meet at a restaurant this
really good, like pizza restaurant.
We go in, we order the food, blah, blah, blah.
Immediately I'm like, no, you know, and there were a few dates
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that I literally walked out on. I was like, you know what?
This. Is I've never done that, I've
always finished the date. Always.
Yeah, there was. Because I wouldn't want that
done to me well. The one I did that on, hey,
that's OK. OK, you're you're in I I
admitted that I have cheated. Before that's true.
Well, I have to anyway, but so we have a pizza dinner,
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whatever. And he's the whole time he's
talking about his ex-wife. They're fighting about this.
And he did actually have kids and they were fighting over kids
and they're. Yeah, so whatever.
I'm like this bill can't come soon enough.
So the bill comes and he goes topay, and the waitress comes back
and she goes, Sir, I'm so sorry your credit card's been
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declined. No.
So I'm like, OK. And so he's like, really?
He's like, really? Anyway, it wound up I paid for
there because he didn't have another credit card.
And here you are, a single mom. I mean, really, to be honest, we
probably would have been two peas in a pop.
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It's like he's sucked up. Yeah.
Yeah, you guys would have been fucked.
Yeah. So anyway, I wound up paying for
dinner. And then we're walking out and
he goes, can I walk you to your car?
And I'm like, yeah, I guess so. And then he goes, can I give you
a kiss? And I go no.
You've done it like that. Yes.
And he was like, why? And I said, I go listen, I'm
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like, this is just this isn't going.
To work but. I'm not so sorry.
I'm like, I'm just not. I don't feel it.
And he was like, all right. And he's like, well, and he went
to go give me a hug and I was like, that's OK, that's OK,
don't worry about it. I don't need your hug.
It's. Just so.
Weird. And, you know, listen.
Did he pay you back? No.
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And I know everybody has hard times and I like, I get that,
but like don't. Don't go on a date.
Don't go on a fucking date, I. Listen, I would go on a date
because I didn't have any money and I needed food.
I would go through my I would gothrough my list in my 20s and
go. I could go out with Kevin.
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Kevin's going to pay for dinner and I'm hungry.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, there you go.
So that was the one. And then, but really quick, I
have to say the next guy that I dated was freaking hilarious,
except he drove a Corvette. He pulled up in a Corvette and I
was like, oh, fuck my life. I don't like a Corvette, I think
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it's a douche mobile. Was he a douche?
No. Not at all.
See, I loved him, see, But we went to dinner and I had already
told him about my previous date,whatever.
And when the waitress came back over, she goes, Sir, I'm so
sorry your card's been declined.And I was like, you got to be
shitty. So I was, I go, oh, no.
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And he's like, Oh my gosh. And he's like, I don't have
another credit card. And so the waitress was like,
oh, I'm sorry. And she looked at me and she was
like, do you have a credit card?And I was like.
And then they both started laughing, because he knew, he
knew. OK, I was going to say Oh my
God, you poor. Thing No, no, he was great.
I let him mad. He was great we see today.
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Do you know? I have no idea.
I don't even think we're friendson Facebook anymore for some
reason. But he was great and I loved him
and I hope he's happy. Yeah, we just.
We didn't. We can click that way
romantically. We went out a couple more times,
but we were better than friends.Like the guy from Boston too,
right? Right.
You know, but. Yeah, and you know, I also had
the same experience on match.comwhen I was doing it.
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I felt like if if I didn't date them now I had I had two long
term relationship because of it.One girl reached out to me and
said, hey, my friend is a dentist and he's single, but he
won't get on match.com. Here he is.
Do you think he's cute? And I was like, oh, he's cute.
And I was in dental school at the time.
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I was going for my restorative license.
And I was like, oh, that's great.
You know, And we hit it. We exchanged numbers because she
reached out because he was, she's up.
She was on match. And he's like, well, let me see
the women, you know. And then he reached out and he
said, and she was, oh, she's in,she's going to Case Western
Dental School, That's where you went, blah, blah, blah.
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And we hit it off. We dated for five years.
That's. Yeah, it's it's the one I dated
just before John. Oh, how fun.
Yeah. Yeah, there was one other guy,
Right? Right.
But yeah. And we dated for a long, long,
long, long time. You got to excuse me because I
have like a crumb under my ass. A crumb?
Yeah, it was like a crumb and itwas like digging into my ass.
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And I was trying to like, get through it.
And I just. You're like, this is going to be
a long this. Is obviously going to be long
winded, right? You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah. But anyway, was I talking?
Yes. That was the one you were with
before, Yeah. Yeah, so I had really great, you
know, and I could think of, Oh my gosh, so many that, but I've
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never ever dated anyone with children purposely.
Yeah, no, because that that wasn't your.
It was not my end goal because after my marriage and he wanted
children and he deserved children.
That's not why it ended. I was the asshole, but he still
wanted children and you know, and a couple really good
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relationships that I had. They thought I was going to
change my mind. And I said, listen, after after
I did that to him. I'm not doing that to anyone
else. I don't want children.
I do not want children. And they're like, you know, and
then we start dating for a couple years and they're like,
you mean like no children, no children, right?
You know, because I dated a really great guy that, you know,
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he was one of my favorites, too.The Cleveland, Yeah.
Club guide I told you about witha nice big boat and all the
season tickets. But I really liked him.
But he wanted children. He's like, are you really sure?
I'm like, yeah, I don't want children.
But anyway, so when I made my profile, I always say I do not
want children to. I always dated men without
children until John. Yeah.
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And I cannot believe I ended up with someone with a child.
Yeah. And he wasn't, he wasn't a
child, though to be fair, he was15 or 14.
So he was beyond that really, really challenging year.
So I was, I was lucky at least there.
But if I ever have to do it again, God forbid my
relationship, then I still won'tdate someone with children.
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Yeah, they could have children, but they have to be married and
have their own kids and their whole life and and be
financially on their own. Well, while I was dating, I did
date some people with kids, but I I always knew that I didn't
want to ever move in with anyone.
Yeah, until Abby was. Yeah.
You were really good about that.Yeah.
I never wanted to do that because I had such poor
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experiences with my mom's other.Whatever.
Right. And, you know, my stepfather who
recently passed away, God rest his soul.
Whatever. But his daughter, I was 10 and
she was 6 when they met. And so we kinda grew up together
or whatever. But, you know, it's just that's
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not your dad. Yeah.
He always takes her side. Yeah.
My mom was so freaking out to lunch.
It was like she. Yeah.
So I always felt very alone. Yeah.
And I but I never, ever wanted happy to feel comfortable in her
own home, right. So I never did that.
Yeah, I was lucky. My mom was a single mom when she
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had us, unfortunately. But then she met my father, my
stepfather, when when we were five.
So I don't know any other fatherand I don't remember too much
life before him. But he was a wonderful and still
is a. Wonderful day as well your.
Mom, she she did choose well, he's a wonderful man and I don't
think of him as my stepfather ever, but you know, but I see
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why you did that because a lot of people would, would jump into
that and then they see an unhealthy relationship and see
because, you know, like it life's hard enough and to add
children with it. And that's one of the reasons
why I didn't want to have stay to anyone with children.
I didn't want the drama. And even in my situation now, it
was very hard in the beginning, even with a 14 year old.
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Well, that's a horrible age. I mean, let's be honest.
That's like, yeah. That's just a bad.
Thing I think he was sick. Actually, I think he was a
little bit older because he juststarted to drive.
OK, So he was a little bit older, but still, it was really
challenging. Yeah, really, really
challenging. I won't do it.
I wouldn't do it again. Yeah.
I mean, no, listen, it turned out, I mean, we have a great
life. Yeah.
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You know, but. He's a great kid.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I understand.
Yeah, I got it like Eric and I, cuz Eric and I have been
together for 10 years. Yeah.
And we just now moved in with each other.
Of course, as you know, we moveddown the street from Sue's and
my daughter's 20 now and his sonis 24.
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Knock on wood, I don't want to jinx myself.
But seriously, it's going so. Well, I know it is and they so
they get along. The kids get along really great.
But there's a lot of laughter inour house.
There's a lot of fake arguing, you know, where we're making fun
of each other all the time. But it's just, it's been really
nice and. It's nice because, you know, our
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boyfriends are friends. You, your family in my family
are never not together, right? We're always together.
Yeah. Holidays, weekends, the whole
family. Your kids are here.
You're all you know, it's it's been really great.
We're getting off the topic because we were.
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Talking about I know we keep doing that.
I don't know why we keep doing that.
And I don't think anybody reallygives a shit about the rest of
the stuff, do they? Maybe what about like like life
that's not about Oh, I I feel like people would enjoy this.
I mean, it's us. I think, I think we go they.
Follow us. Yeah, they follow us because
they like us. Yeah, you know, most of our most
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of our listeners, I would think are from TikTok and.
Instagram. Instagram, yeah.
And you guys know us and I mean,I think it would be an
interesting. I don't think it's that big
deal. OK, what can I say?
I'm going to say that this is a very long story and I don't
think Laurie knows the story because every time I'm about to
tell it, I go, we don't have time for this.
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That's how bad it was. I'm going to, I'm going to try
to do this quickly. I went out with a guy, really
good looking guy. He was great on his match
profile. He lived 20 minutes For me.
I always had a 20 minute rule. He can't live 20 minutes closer
or he has to be at least 20 minutes away, but he can't be
longer than that, right? Does that make sense?
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He can't be in my backyard, but I don't want him to be, you
know, in A10 cities over. Exactly.
I'm too lazy for that, right? But anyways, he was a
firefighter and at first I likedhim because he had beautiful
profile picture and great pictures and we went out and we
had a great time on the date. I thought he was a little bit
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reserved for me because I like him funny.
I've always dated really, reallyfunny guys.
The dentist was funny. My my number one guy I love
madly. I will always love to the rest
of my life is the one I dated inBoston.
He's my Boston guy. He's just he's the one that got
away from me. I mean, listen, I'm happy in my
life. He's married and anything but We
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had a really fun relationship. Anyways, I like a loud, you
know, fun person. He was not that.
So I went on a date with them and I was like, all right, well,
thanks that, you know, And he would call me and call me, call
me. I'm like, I don't know.
And we lived not far from each other.
And one night he goes, he sends me a picture, a selfie, and he
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has he's in a sling. Oh.
With no shirt on. Oh, and I was like, oh, and I
don't know what it was. I was like, now I'm attracted to
you because now you're hurt. I can.
Fix him. You're hurt.
You have a broken wing, Right? Right.
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And you're hurt. And you just sent me a nose
shirt with the thing. And I was like, oh, what
happened? He's like, yeah, you should come
over. He wrecked his motorcycle and he
broke his clavicle. Oh yeah.
I don't like motorcycles. No, me neither.
And he had big bruise and bruise, you know, and he had
like a little Rd. rash on his forehead in the perfect spot.
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What's the perfect spot for a road rash?
No, just a little trickle. Just a nice sexy Rd. rash
breaker trickling down the face.Yeah, yeah.
You're so weird. I'm so shallow.
OK, go ahead. Yeah, OK.
Are you going to listen or not? I'm so sorry, I apologize.
He was a fighter fighter. So he's, you know, he's, he's
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got that. And so we went on a couple days
and like, I kind of like this guy.
We had a nice time. He's still not the personality
I'm used to, but I'm overlookingit because his Rd. rash is still
present, right, right. Pretty quickly.
We, we, we plan a trip pretty quickly and we're going to take
a cruise. And I'm not sure, and I'm not
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sure if I'm liking him completely.
So I said, I'm going to pay for my own cruise.
You pay for yours. And we'll still go on this
together. Very, very Fast forward.
We get on the cruise the very first night he gets drunk as a
skunk, falling down drunk as a skunk.
So much so that when the ship sways a little bit, he's going
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banging off the walls. He's so drunk like a.
Ping pong ball. Like a ping pong ball and he's
drunk and he's dry heaving. It's going to be a really long
story, so I'm going to try to say it quickly.
He's so drunk and he's getting angry.
He's an angry drunk. Oh geez, yeah.
Looking for something, I can't remember if it was a key card or
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something, because we were goingto get changed and we were going
to go down and see the show. He's angry, he can't find it.
Must have been the key card or something.
He's throwing shit around, swearing.
And I was like, it's OK, no big deal, I have my key card.
He was like, yeah, you know, getting so irate.
And I was like, Oh my God, I didn't see this side of you.
We go to the show. He's getting drinking more and
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more and more. And as we're in the show now,
he's a pretty quiet guy. He's yelling things at the
comedian and he's yelling thingsand was like looking around
like, who is saying that? And I'm like, Oh my God.
I'm kind of like sinking in my thing.
I'm like mother, this is what? This is what?
This is day one of a seven day cruise.
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You went on a 7 day cruise with a stranger?
I tell you what, this is the second time we don't have a long
enough podcast time for this, because this second time I've
done it. And consecutive boyfriends.
Oh my God. The second night, the second
night we go out to the pool. It's a day at sea.
He starts drinking from 9:00 AM.He's an alcoholic.
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Oh, and. I didn't know it.
He's drinking and drinking and drinking and drinking.
Passes out in the sun. He passes out in the sun that
when he takes off his glasses atlunchtime, when we're at the
buffet, takes off his glasses, it looks like he still has his
glasses on. So I start laughing, Right?
And he goes, what? And I was like, it looks like
you still have your glasses on. He pounds his first on the
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table. And it scared me.
I was like, oh, and he goes, don't make fun of me.
I you know, I didn't. It just went on and on and on.
I'm like, Oh my God, this is day2.
You already got drunk the night before and got.
So he clearly had a father who nothing was ever good enough.
Yeah, he definitely had daddy issues, so he gets mad about
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that. The next day we are going,
there's many stories and I can'teven think of them right now.
And I know we've already been onthis podcast 40 minutes, but I
would go through all of them, but it's not worth it.
And then the next day we're going snorkeling with the
Stingrays and the guy that is with us, you have little squid
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in your hand, they cut. Up little squids.
And you have to hold it like this because they their mouths
are at the bottom and they suction.
Yes, well, he said. Guys, be careful, tuck in your
fingers because even though theywon't bite you, their suction is
so strong they're going to get your fingers if you.
Touch your arm with that squid juice.
They'll suck on your arm. So I'm turned around, he's drunk
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from having a from drinking all day.
We're on the excursion. Fine.
I'm turned around and he goes like this with the squid rubbing
it on my back. So now all the Stingray are
coming up on my back and I'll insert a picture of my back.
All the Stingray are coming up my back and sucking on my back
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and it left a humongous. I call it a bite mark but it's
not. It looks like a bite mark.
It's a big Hickey. It's huge and it.
Hurt. Yes.
Because not only that, my bikinitop is swaying in the thing and
it looks like squid. Not only do I smell like it, my
bikini top is And all of them come up and they're sucking on
me and everyone's scream, you know, and I'm screaming and
everyone's trying to get them off of me.
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And they're not aggressive fucking ass and they're not
aggressive. They're just they're they can
smell the food. They.
No, because Bill and I went on acruise and they were like,
whatever you do, do not touch yourself with that squid.
Yes, because. Rubs it on my back.
What A to be a jerk. What a Dick.
So it. Stinks.
That would have been it for me, Suzanne.
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It gets worse. I would have got.
I would have it gets. Worse.
Oh my God, it gets worse. I would have said please give me
a different room. It cannot be.
Worse. So I get back on the boat.
He's still laughing and thinks it's funny because he's drunk.
What a Dick. Two husbands that saw this whole
thing happen or had words with him, women and the two guys.
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So there's four people, 2 husbands and wife.
There's four. Now they're on the thing with
me. They get out and stop their
excursion and sit with me and they're like, Oh my God.
And the guy's trying to put, I can't remember what he tried to
put on it. The the boat guy was trying to
put something on it, but it was stings.
It stung so bad because now I'm in the, I'm in the.
Salt water, yeah. Right.
And I'm like, this is it, this is day three.
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I'm pissed. I want to get the heck away from
this guy. So we get on the boat, blah blah
blah. Now that same excursion drops
you off on the on the A beach and now you spend another two
hours on the beach before your freaking boss picks you up and
I'm trapped on this boat or on this beach with this jerk.
Yeah. So I'm like, let's just keep the
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peace until I get on the boat and I'm going to ask them to
move my room, but I have to keepthe peace because we're stuck
together no matter what. So I'm on the beach.
I'm like, just shake it off. He was just kind of a jerk, you
know, easy. He only apologized because the
two men told him to apologize. To me, what an absolute.
Yeah, so now we're on the beach and we're on the beach and he's
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getting drunker and drunker because he tell him upset.
I'm mad. He gets in the water and he's
like, come here, let's take a picture, let's take a picture.
Blah blah blah. I go up to him, his glasses.
He has one lens out of his sunglasses.
This is the. Nightmare.
Yeah. And I'm not even telling you all
the stories. We just don't have that kind of
time. Yeah.
But I walk up to him and I go and we're getting ready to take
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a picture. And he's going like this,
getting ready to take a picture.And he goes to snap the picture.
I go wait, wait, wait. And I'm laughing because I'm
like, oh, this is funny because I'm thinking he's on the same
page as me. His sunglasses, one of them is
out. And I think, oh, he's trying to
be oh, OK, he's light in the mood.
Let me just get through this moment and and I go look at your
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SO. He takes the picture and you can
see that one lens is out. He's freaking pissed.
How dare you let me walk. How long have I been like that?
I'm like, I can't even look at your face.
Let I thought he knew. I thought he knew.
I thought he was making a joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he was so angry, screaming at me.
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Now the the couple, the foursomeare down the beach.
He's screaming come back here. And I grab my things.
I leave the towel, I leave my favorite shoes there.
I grab the key card and the bag and my shoes are still there.
I'm running down the beach because he's running after me.
He's so angry. He's so angry.
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That's scary. That was.
Terrible. The two guys stand up and push
him down into the sand. And I and the girls are like,
run. Oh my, so I'm running.
Oh, I forgot when he was mad at me, when he was telling me, why
didn't you tell me My glasses were like that.
He's grabbing my shoulders like this.
And Jake, so the guy saw it. They push him down in the sand.
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They're trying to keep him down as I'm running.
I have no shoes on. I just have my bag with my key
card and my driver's license in it.
I start running. The bus is there because we're
getting ready to go and I said how long before we leave?
He goes. I have about 45 more minutes.
We got to wait for other people.I don't care.
I grab a cab. I don't.
Good for you. I grab a cab.
Good for you. I good in the cab and even
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though it's like he's like, that's a short fare, you know,
it's not far from the I'm like, please, I beg of you, I'm in a
domestic situation. I need to get back to the ship.
I have no shoes. Yeah.
And I'm running and there's an enormous line to get back on the
cruise ship. Oh, geez.
And I was like, Ting, yeah, I run up to the thing and I find
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an old couple that's about to get on it.
I said please, let me, please. And I could hear him now.
He's already on. That's how long the line was.
I'm like, I had to cut it so I can hear him yelling, Suzanne,
get back here. And I'm screaming.
I'm like, Oh my God, just let meupfront.
So they let me upfront. Everyone's hearing this
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commotion. Everybody's looking at him.
He gets on and the lions going and lions going.
I go up. Now there's it's like a herd of
elephants trying to get up the elevator and there's hundreds of
people trying to get upstairs. The stairs is clogged, the
elevator is clogged. And this guy's not far behind
me, right? He's not far at all because he
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goes on the first shuttle. So I don't know how he came so
close, but I know he didn't takea cab.
I don't think he would have eventhought of it, right?
Right. But so I can hear him screaming
my name all the way down the pier.
I know he can see me, blah, blah, blah.
I'm trying to get there's. We're just, we're crawling and I
want to get up those stairs so fast.
I'm pushing through people and people are getting angry, but
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I'm like, I don't care. I don't care.
I'm trying to get through the jet way.
I'm trying to get up on the elevators.
I'm trying to get to my room. I get to my room and I can hear
him getting closer and closer and closer.
So here's what I did. I'm like, I can't make it to the
room in time to grab my passportand my clothes before he can get
to me. So I go to the front desk.
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Good, perfect. I have no shoes on.
I'm crying and all I have is my stuff.
So I say I'm in a domestic situation and I see Social
Security. I'm waiting 15 minutes.
I'm like, he's going to be down here any second.
They're like, come on, step. And then they made me step into
a room because I had said I'm afraid he's going to be right
behind me. And I was like, Oh my God, this
is a serious situation. Right, right.
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So as I'm waiting, the door is open, we're waiting for security
and I look across to the the gift shop and I see a lifeguard
T-shirt or like a tank top and it says lifeguard on it.
And there's a whistle on there. It's a swimsuit shop.
So and I said I'll be right back.
And they're like, wait, he's thesecurity's coming.
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I was like, I'll be right back. I go into the gift shop and I
take the whistle off the mannequin and I put it on me and
I said I'll explain. I promise I'll give it back.
So I go back in, security finally comes and they're like,
well, listen, I only have one room left and it is near the
boiler room and you're going to freaking hate it.
And I said great, I'll take it. Yeah, they escort me.
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So I he's not in the room and I don't know where he is.
Maybe he saw that I wasn't thereand went to the bar.
Probably. But when security I'm with two
security and he lets me in, I grab.
I'm not. I'm just throwing stuff in the
bag. Yeah, all my stuff in the bag.
They I think I figured out I hadbecause I had my passport and
everything. Now this is day three.
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Yeah, right. Oh wait, one more thing happened
before that. But anyway this is day three.
They escort me to my room. It's a shit hole and I don't
give shit and I'm so happy. You must have been so relieved.
It was, I was like thank you God, and I wore that whistle for
the next 4 days. But one of the things that
happened before the squid thing is we're in this, you know how
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they have like these little hutsand you can shop when you get
support and stuff like that. There was one that was wine
tasting and we had went to that and I don't remember what day it
was, but it obviously before we had to separate.
Before I made him separate, we were in the wine tasting thing
and he there was these wine glasses and he was getting, he
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was drinking the wine. I'm drinking the wine and he's
getting drunker and drunker and every he's getting angry at
things that I'm saying or whatever.
He's getting drunk. He needs to find the bathroom.
He goes and finds the bathroom. There's this little Hut and he
starts peeing in it and someone's screaming get out, get
out, get out. He thought it was the bathroom.
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It was someone's little shop, honestly.
And I'm like, Oh my God. So I don't remember what day
that happened. That also happened.
He's peeing in someone's. Hut, Hut, yeah.
And he comes back and I'm like, Oh my God, you got to, you got
to pull yourself together. When he came back from that, I
was like, Oh my God, those people are so upset that
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somebody goes. Well, I didn't know I went to
the. Bathroom.
Because it said bathroom somewhere and he didn't.
I said yeah, but you didn't see a toilet either.
He got so mad that he's put his wine glass down.
The stem breaks right. You must have been.
So scared. It was terrible.
It was terrible. So what did you do the rest of
the? So real quick when the stem
breaks, he doesn't realize the stem broke and he's trying to
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put his glass down and it was not standing up because there's
no stem. But anyways, I can't remember
where that fell and all the mess.
But but anyway, so once I get back to my room, I get all of
my, you know, my things and I, I've set up camp.
I do not want to stay in there the whole time.
Yeah, I know. You know what I mean?
I have a whistle. I tried it, it worked.
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So I'm like, I'm going to go eat.
I'm not going to go eat at the main dinner because that's
probably what he's going to do. I went to the buffet.
I went to, I didn't see him the first, the first day and a half,
I saw him the second like 2 daysby myself.
I'm getting out of the elevator.He's coming into the elevator
and he goes wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I go, I go beep his name. I said back up.
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If you get in this elevator withme, I'm going to blow this
whistle. Yeah.
And I was going to scream rape or something so someone could
find me. Yeah.
And I put it in my mouth and I take a deep breath because OK,
OK, OK, OK, OK. I'm leaving.
And I said you are a nightmare. Don't ever call me again.
Yeah. He stepped out of the elevator.
I went back down, and there was even a moment where I just
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couldn't sit in the cabin anymore.
I sat and fell asleep in the library for four.
Hours. Yeah, it was the worst date I've
ever been on. And, you know, and it's funny
because years later, let's Fast forward because there's so many
things that happen. It's just I, I just can't.
It's too long. Years later, I get a Facebook
message from a girl named Kathy,and she says, hi, my name's
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Kathy. I think we have someone in
common I'm dating. And I would love to know your
story. Wow and.
I said know my story, absolutely.
I said when can we meet? We met and we had dinner and we
had similar stories. She put it she was engaged to
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him and found out about the engagement and she wanted to
know what my story was and what my.
True story was found out about the engagement like she found
out he was a nightmare after. They after the engagement and
then she reached out. To me, he had to have been
drinking like that with her too.She said she did, but then he
was getting help. Why would you still be in age?
To someone. Yeah.
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Well, no, she broke it off and. And she felt guilty and he
wanted to get back with her. But she's like, listen, I need
to know some more. Stories.
I I want to I want to find out about the exes and I guess I was
the one before she met him. Got it so.
But anyway, she was so nice. We became really good friends
and I bet I could still call hertoday and go remember when.
That is terrible. That's terrifying.
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Yeah, I never. Told you that's a good lesson.
Yeah. And that's a good lesson,
though, honestly, because you really don't know anyone.
No, no, you know. And, you know, don't plan a trip
until you've known him a year. Yeah, honestly, you know, I
thought, listen, it's or. Maybe at least 5 minutes.
I mean, I think we were dating maybe 3-4 months.
Were you really? But he wasn't like that the
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first couple months, so I was really, really.
Just dumb. I thought you were just.
I got on like one or two. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, I'm not I I am dumb, but notthat dumb.
Yeah, no, it was a few months, but I had never saw that side of
them really. Oh my God, did the cruise ship
make you pay for your? No, no, they were.
Great they were. They were really, really great.
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I Royal Caribbean was great. They took really good care of
me. Yeah, Yeah.
And then, you know, they offeredme a ton of vouchers and, you
know, just they were really, really good.
And then every night they would call me and they said please be
in your room at this time because we're going to call you
to make sure that you're OK. And then they would knock on the
door every now and again. Wow.
And I would let them know where I was going to.
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I remember calling them and say,hey, listen, I'm going to go to
the solarium where the the indoor pool is.
I'm going to go and read. For a little bit, yeah.
OK. And then 7:00 they come in and
go. Is everything OK?
Yes, everything's fine. But then I saw him.
He got us first class tickets tohome because I didn't live in
Florida then. I lived in Ohio and we had seats
next to each other. And I went to the back of the
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plane and I found someone, single older person, and I said
here's a first class ticket, so sit up there and I'll take
yours. Yeah, yeah.
Great. Yeah, Yeah, it was.
It was awful. I never saw him again after
that. You didn't see him on the plane
either. Yeah, I did see him on the
plane. Yeah, OK.
Yeah, I did see him on the plane, but I switched with
somebody. What an.
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Absolute mess. Yeah, I never told him it's
terrible. Yeah, it was terrible because I
thought. It's terrifying.
It is terrifying. I feel like I just read like a
book where like the guy starts feeding the shit.
I mean, because, you know, that's what's.
Going on, Yeah, yeah. And you know, when he looked, he
was such a nice guy, I and I, I never saw that part of it.
I would never gone. You know, I yeah, alcoholic in
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my family. I know how horrible it is.
I wouldn't have, I wouldn't haveput myself in that position.
But I didn't see that side of them until then.
And it was an ugly side. And thank God it made it without
my life. But I remember thinking that
first night where I was safe, I was like, this is how women feel
better and horribly abusive relationships.
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And this is how freeing they feel.
And I, but I was still terrified.
I was still, I would look over my shoulder and I was eating at
the pizza thing, the 24 hour pizza thing.
Like is he going to come up behind me?
Is he going to, you know, what'she going to do?
And, and I, there's probably four more stories in addition to
the stories that I told. But because of time, I, I'm not
going to get into them. But it, it just kept escalating,
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escalating and escalating. Yeah.
And I can't remember which orderthey came.
In Yeah, yeah. But it was, it was horrible.
And yeah, and I and then I didn't date for like 2 years.
Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah.
I'm sure. Yeah, it was.
It was really crazy. But I was glad I was smart
enough to have the whistle and Iwore it the whole time I was
there. And I told security, I'm sorry,
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I have your whistle and just listen.
Yeah. Take it.
Yeah. Yeah.
Because I didn't want to sit in my room the whole time.
But I, you know, I was. It was terrifying.
I didn't have a window. I didn't have anything.
I wish you would have found likesome friends or something.
I did meet some people because Idid go on an excursion, not what
we were going to do, but I went on a different one.
Yeah. And I'm glad I did that.
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I did a little shopping one. I just.
And I wouldn't have chose that normally.
Yeah, but I was with a bunch of people and they were nice to me
and, you know, but. But I, I the other than meet
seeing each other in the elevator, I never saw them again
because we don't like to do the same things.
Obviously. Yeah, but yeah.
But I remember looking over my shoulder the whole time and I
thought these poor women that gothrough that, I can't even
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imagine. Yeah, I.
Know. I can't even imagine.
So you know, Long story short, I've had my heart broken, I've
broken hearts, and I don't regret a wand because I really
like who I am today and who I'm with.
Yeah. So yeah, I think you learn from
everything. Like, you know, I broke
someone's heart and then I had my heart dramatic.
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I believe in karma too. I deserved everything I got for
sure. And I completely deserved that
because that happened after the one that I broke his heart.
That one just stomped the shit out of my heart, you know?
So then I was like, God, now, you know, like, hey, how does it
feel, you know? Yeah, yeah.
You know, and the people that go, oh, I'd never do that.
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I'd never do that. You live in a glass house. 100
fucking percent. You live in a glass.
House because I used to do that I I knew someone who was like I
would never cheat on any or theythey were cheating on someone
and I said I would never do thatI would never do that and it's
so true Never say never. Same with parenting.
You always said I would never dothis, never do this, never do
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that. Yeah, shut up.
Yeah, sit down. Because you don't know what the
right. Listen, we've all, you know,
we're all, we're all in the sameboat.
We're just trying to get throughthe day.
Yeah, you know, and. And the Stingrays.
The Stingrays. Yeah, and it hurt and it stung,
and yeah, but honestly, it was so terrifying.
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That's horrible. I mean, what kind of human do
you have to be to even do that, even when you're drunk?
And one of the things he said ona date and, and if you're young
and if you're dating, you know, I don't think we have a lot of
young people that follow us. But if you are, people tell you
who they are in the first date. You just have to listen.
And one of the things he said tome on the 1st date was I hate
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everyone I've ever dated. If someone look at me, if, if
anyone has ever said that to you.
Yeah. Fucking Ron.
Yeah. That is so true, Suze, because
she and I are literally friends with everyone.
I mean, even the person I cheated on with, you know,
whatever I'm, I don't think I have any enemies that I dated.
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Yeah, I, you know, my husband's family doesn't like me and I
that's understand. You.
Know, and then there's one guy that, you know, I really liked
him and we were high school friends and, you know, he read a
text message that was taken out of context and you know, he,
I'm, I'm talking and with someone that I dated in my
teens, in my early 20s. And he's thinking that the he
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took my phone and read it and then sat and applying it to my
38 year old son or 48 years old,whatever, whatever.
And I was like, listen, you know, but but on, you know,
whatever, you know, we could sithere all day and talk about but,
but anyways, but any 99% of my exes I can call up today and
they'd say I'm a great person. And vice versa.
(01:01:03):
I've date a really, really, really great.
Yeah, really great man. I've been really lucky.
Yeah, really lucky. But we should probably end there
because we've talked their ear off for 100 minutes. 100
minutes, I mean. An hour and 10 minutes?
How long? You are first of all a wordsmith
and second of all super good at math, but I can't say anything
(01:01:23):
because I suck at math too. You know what I just realized?
What I put fake? Freckles on earlier and you
forgot to tell me to blend them in.
So, people. Think oh, I thought they I
thought you did block them in. They're not as bright as they
were. OK, they look cute, but can I
just ask you a question? Yeah, because you have really
freaking cute freckles in real life.
(01:01:45):
I know. So why do you cover your
freckles and you? Always ask me that.
No, you've never put on fake freckles.
No, no, you always ask me why I cover up my real.
OK, so you cover up your real freckles, but now you just
bought a pen that puts. Freckles on it.
I put them back on because my skin isn't pretty like yours.
Like you don't have to wear. She has beautiful skin.
(01:02:07):
I have to wear a foundation because I have like little blood
vessels and I have rosacea and Ihave all of that.
So I have to cover up that and Ibut I wish I could still keep my
freckles so I just put them backright back on.
Because it looks adorable, by the way.
Thank you, I know you always saythat when I don't have makeup
on. I think she looks beautiful with
no make. Did I cross my eyes?
No. No, you still did not cross
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your. No, now you just look confused.
You look like you're trying to fast.
All right everybody, we should probably end this.
Sure hope we have. Audio, yeah, that'll be nice.
That'll be great for this audio because it's been 178 minutes.
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