The Daily D.O.G.E. Report

Caleb and Grace serve up a hot cup of justice as DOGE slashes through billions in wasteful spending! From torching gender-lensed curricula to busting fraudulent billing—like equipment claims for folks dead since the horse-and-buggy days—nothing escapes the efficiency axe. With Elon Musk’s rocket-powered genius steering the ship, this patriot-packed episode dives into $2.8 billion in savings, 179 axed contracts, and a Treasury syste...

Season 3, Episode 10: "The Daily DOGE Report: Scissorhands & Swamp Shredders"

Hold onto your MAGA hats, patriots, because Caleb and Grace are back in The Daily DOGE Report (Season 3, Episode 10), swinging harder than a piñata at a fiscal freedom fiesta! This time, they’re diving into the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), where Trump, Elon Musk, and AG Bondi are slicing through woke waste like Edward Scissorhands at a b...

Season 3, Episode 9: "The Daily DOGE Report: Swamp-Slaying Shenanigans"

Buckle up, patriots, for The Daily DOGE Report with your hosts Caleb and Grace, the dynamic duo slicing through government gobbledygook with wit sharper than a bald eagle’s talons! In Season 3, Episode 9, they’re sniffing out the latest from the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), where Elon Musk and Trump’s posse are torching wasteful spending like it’...

Season 3, Episode 8: “The Daily DOG Report: Unleashing Fiscal Freedom“

Join hosts Caleb and Grace on The Daily DOG Report as they dive into the front lines of fiscal responsibility, exposing government waste and celebrating the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). From slashing billions in bloated contracts to modernizing outdated tech and boosting transparency, they uncover how DOGE, with Elon Musk’s bold vision, is reshapin...

Season 3. Episode 7: “DOGE Days of Swamp-Slaying Shenanigans”

Buckle up, truth-seekers, for Season 3, Episode 7 of the Daily DOGE Report (Apr 15, 2025), where Caleb and Grace take you on a wild ride through the Department of Government Efficiency’s latest escapades! From wielding Elon Musk’s Grok AI as a high-tech loyalty detector at the EPA to declaring thousands of immigrants “deceased” in a bureaucratic game of whack-a-mole, DOGE...

Season 3, Episode 6: "DOGE’s Swamp Smackdown: Zombie Claims, Crashing Sites, and Musk’s Trillion-Dollar Dream"

Get ready to rumble, patriots! Caleb and Grace are back in Season 3, Episode 6, slinging truth bombs and freedom fries as they dive into DOGE’s latest swamp-draining antics from April 7th to 10th, 2025. The Department of Government Efficiency—Trump and Musk’s bureaucratic bulldozer—is swinging hard: axing 108 shady contrac...

Season 3, Episode 5: "DOGE’s Swamp-Slaying Spree: Tapes, Pineapple Juice, and DEI Drama"

Buckle up, patriots! In Season 3, Episode 5, Caleb and Grace plunge into the swamp to unpack DOGE’s latest chaos from April 4th to 7th, 2025. The Department of Government Efficiency—born from a Trump-Musk bromance and armed with a sunset date of July 4th, 2026—is swinging its efficiency axe hard. They’ve digitized 14,000 magnetic tapes (goodbye,...

Season 3, Episode 4: "DOGE Digs Deep: Trump, Musk, and the Great Swamp Shake-Up"

Hold onto your hats, patriots—Caleb and Grace are back with a swamp-stomping Episode 3 of The Daily DOGE Report, Season 3! This time, they’re wading into the Trump administration’s wild overhaul of government spending, from gutting USAID (bye-bye to most staff and 83% of contracts!) to Elon Musk’s DOGE crusade, claiming $151 billion in savings—though do...

Season 3, Episode 3: "DOGE Unleashed: Slashing Costs, Stirring Chaos"

What’s the deal with DOGE? In this episode, we dive into the Department of Government Efficiency’s bold moves to save taxpayer cash—canceling 47 contracts to save $30.2 million (with a potential $87.5 million in waste dodged) and axing $25 million in DEI grants, like studies on BIPOC teens reading manga and LGBTQ+ historical markers. But it’s not all high-fives: ...

Season 3, Episode 2: "🎙 DOGE Days: Slashing Waste or Just Biting Headlines?"

Government efficiency? Sounds like an oxymoron, right? Well, buckle up because today we're diving into the wild early days of the newly minted Department of Government Efficiency—better known as DOGE. In just 48 hours, they axed over $500 million in government contracts. Were they trimming the fat or cutting into the muscle? From $3.1 million websites to ...

Season 3, Episode 1: "D.O.G.E. Unleashes Season 3: $1.4 Billion Back and a $4 Million Eco-Flop Bites the Dust"

Buckle up, patriots—The Daily DOGE Report is back with a vengeance for Season 3, Episode 1, and hosts Caleb and Grace are howling with glee! The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) just clawed back $1.4 billion in unused COVID cash, with $2.9 billion more in their sights—proof the swamp’s got more loose change than a...

Season 2, Episode 26: "DOGE Digs Deep: Unmasking Swamp Secrets with a Patriot’s Swagger"

Hold onto your liberty-loving hats, patriots, because Caleb and Grace are back with The Daily DOGE Report, Season 2, Episode 26—and it’s a swamp-stomping doozy! The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is slashing waste faster than a hound chasing a ham sandwich, axing 121 contracts in three days for a cool $156 million in savings—like tha...

Season 2, Episode 25: "DOGE vs. The Waste Wasteland: Elon’s $4 Billion-a-Day Dumpster Dive"

Buckle up, patriots, for a rollicking ride with Caleb and Grace on The Daily DOGE Report, Season 2, Episode 25! This time, your favorite conservative comedy duo wades into the swampy mess of government waste with Elon Musk and his Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) leading the charge. They’re sniffing out $4 billion in daily savings—e...

Season 2, Episode 24: "DOGE’s Billion-Dollar Bark: Sniffing Out Waste with a Wag, Wackiness, and Woof-tastic Wins"

Hey there, truth hounds and penny pinchers! Welcome to the wild world of The Daily DOGE Report, Season 2, Episode 24, where hosts Caleb and Grace unleash their inner watchdogs to chase down government waste with a conservative growl and a big ol’ belly laugh. This episode’s got more twists than a chew toy at a puppy par...

Season 2, Episode 23: "DOGE Unleashed: Slashing Waste and Woke Madness"

In this fiery episode of the Daily DOGE Report, Caleb and Grace dig into the Department of Government Efficiency’s (DOGE) latest crusade against government waste. From terminating $3.3 billion in Department of Labor contracts to axing a $45 million NASA consulting deal, DOGE is on a mission to save taxpayer dollars—racking up billions in savings while taking on...

Season 2, Episode 22: "DOGE's Digital Bark and Budgetary Bite"

In this episode of the Daily DOGE Report, hosts Caleb and Grace dive into the latest antics of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). They explore DOGE’s Twitter-heavy communication strategy, spotlighting the announcement of a new fraud prevention measure for government payments over $10,000 and a fiery public spat with Senator Wyden. The duo also unpacks DOGE’...

Season 2, Episode 21: "From Bark to Bite: DOGE's Assault on Inefficiency"

In this hard-hitting episode of the Daily DOGE Report, we dive snout-first into the Department of Government Efficiency’s relentless mission to claw back taxpayer dollars from the jaws of waste. From freezing billion-dollar IRS modernization contracts—already $15 billion over budget—to slashing $580 million in questionable deals (fitness center consulting, any...

Season 2, Episode 20: "DOGE Dredges the Swamp: Gators, Grift, and Government Goofs"

Grab your hip boots, patriots, because Caleb and Grace are slogging through the slimiest swamp yet—and it’s a doozy! In just 22 hours, DOGE turned the government into a budget-busting piñata, whacking $580 million in DOD disasters (like an HR system so late it missed the iPhone’s birth) and $420 million in NASA’s cosmic cash grab—including $45 milli...

Season 2, Episode 19: DOGE vs. The Swamp: Muck, Money, and Madness

Hold onto your waders, folks—the swamp’s gotten swampier, and DOGE is here to splash through the muck! Caleb and Grace are back, knee-deep in government goo, uncovering truths so shocking they’re borderline hilarious. Picture this: your tax dollars funding a $45 million NASA “vibe check” by consultants who probably just told them to “breathe through the change.” Or ...