010 | Lesbian Scissoring Saves the Universe: Part II

We finally hit double digits... so naturally, we switched to Roman numerals instead. The only thing scarier than Episode Ten is the commitment to continuing. So we rebranded — X is cool, X is timeless, X has no expectations. It's a numeral now. Deal with it.

We’re doing paperwork with Mississippi while Sailor Moon scissoring her way into queer canon.

In this episode, the crew breaks down the internal logic of Dispatch — a split-tower, multi-floor nightmare of bureaucracy where revolutions are buried under form 9B. Cheyenne is filing prisoner reports and hosting astrology-themed intern rituals. Mr. Green is climbing the social ladder. The Captain would prefer not to talk to anyone.

Somewhere between Monsters Inc. and a workplace seance, we uncover what makes each crew member tick — and why the Nothing Corporation would absolutely mislabel the stars just to ruin Cheyenne’s horoscope.

Then, after the hour mark, the pod launches into a wild tailspin of:

• 🧠 The rise of AI influencers

• 🏫 Local library supremacy

• 🧹 JK Rowling’s crimes against narrative and humanity

• 💥 She-Hulk vs. Deadpool vs. the woke-industrial complex

• 🍻 Butterbeer addiction

• 😬 Mike Allen, the rainbow behind the Moses fan

And we ask: if the Nothing Corporation says Pluto is a floor tile, is it?

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