#72 - Brainwaves and Bed Sheets: The Weird Science of Firefighters Sleep

On this episode of The Fireside Show, things get... strange. We’re talking laser-chickens, copper-infused frequency droppers, and wet dreams caused by enhanced performance therapy (yes, really). But it’s not all brainwaves and bedtime stories—we dive deep into the bizarre saga of Trump’s Qatari plane “gift,” Biden’s disappearing mental faculties, and how the media (shoutout to Jake Tapper) plays clean-up crew for a broken system.

Plus:

• Pam Bondi's $115k/month Qatar gig

• Epstein & Maxwell: still no client list

• The experimental firefighter schedules being tested in the Carolinas

• Why red lights and grounding sheets might actually help sleep deprivation

• Why nobody wants to see shift change with dream-jizz sheets

Whether you're into conspiracies, comedy, or just need a little catharsis, this episode has it all. Strap in.

Episode Transcript

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On this week's episode, special guest Justin Smith.
Welcome. To the fireside.

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So he took all these chickens, right?
He put them in a tent and one had just an LED light that you'd
find anywhere, and then the other one had the combination
light turned to red. So it turned to sunset to
simulate calming, right? Anyways, goes into the chickens
with the LED light and shines a laser.

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They freak out, start squawking trying to get out of their
pandemonium. Goes into the next one that has
that XDI light, shines that laser on the ground.
They start trying to eat it. So he basically went he reversed
a fight or flight. Yeah, I feel like that's bad,
though. Like that lowers your guard.
So like, if aliens are going to come in and you start like

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they're looking for people to kill and you're just like, oh.
Aboard the plants. Or the plants.
Right. This guy working for the plants.
Was he DARPA? Was he a DARPA employee?
Could be. He could be, yeah.
He me CERN. Yeah.
Yeah, I don't trust any of that shit.
Who, Yeah. Health Organization, Yeah, but
we were thinking about putting it in the truck.

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So. During the day you'll have that
blue light, which is like sunrise.
And that's supposed to, is it? Going to work when you have that
much ambient light? Yeah, black out the windows.
Yep, and then we do red at night, so try to help you guys
get back to sleep. We already have those stealth
mode lights. I always run those.
Yeah, the red lights. You do.
I like to keep my eyes closed and I see that red light coming
through. Yeah.

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Yeah, I don't have to drive. In the back seat I forgot.
That's what Jesse, the body of Ventura did.
And Predator, remember, they hadthat light.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, dude.
Same. Thing.
Same thing. Stealth Light.
Last minute guns so but yeah, a lot of retirees helping them
out, which is great you know, tosee our retirees come in there
love who I work with and these captains really busting their

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ass trying to get new technology, get stuff.
I mean, we, Dave Kirk just got these grounding sheets we're
going to put on every single. Bed.
They had them at 18. I was there the other day and I
don't we got up several times soI don't know if they help you
sleep or not. It's good for like inflammation.
Aches and pains, Allegedly. Yeah.
Yeah. I'm assuming you got to do it
more than once. Well, you don't.

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The cool thing is you don't haveto do anything.
You just get in your bed, you know?
Well. That requires you getting in
bed. Well, if you, but if you look
into like grounding and the, thetechnology behind it and stuff
like that, you know, if you go out in your grass or your yard
right now and choose, and we measure your frequency or
electrical frequency, which we can, it'll be much lower if you

(03:03):
take your shoes off. Right.
You have a did a big study on that.
You can actually look that up. It's pretty cool.
Yeah. It is, it is so you know, we got
you know, so we're we're doing alot of things like that and
just. Remember we had those grounding
mats and everyone shit on them, Yeah.
But I think that was a little bit different.
Was it I 'cause I don't think those were plugged into
anything. The actual ground, no.
They were. It was a plug, like guys threw
them away. Yeah.
So. Like what is this shit?

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I don't know. It's.
Funny because I I thought it wasa bunch of bullshit woo woo
stuff then too, but now like I believe a little bit more.
Well, you can't. Little bit can't.
Just throw a a, you know a bunchof firefighters 20 bed sheets
and became a. Don't piss on these.
These connect you to the Earth. They're like, yeah.
Do they reduce call volume? Yeah.
Can I eat my dinner? I.

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Don't care. Like, are you going to do it?
Yeah, I'll do it. So, you know, hopefully by the
end of this I'll be able to say I've made every single bed in
the Phoenix Fire Department. Oh yeah.
So can we go back to the Britannia thing though, 'cause
he, he talked about something that you were asking some
questions about it. So, and I'm newer into it and I
do buy into a lot of this, but you do have to take supplements,

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OK. And so the supplements they give
you, one of them is a night timemagnesium deal to kind of help
you with your sleep or yeah, magnesium.
And then one of them is an enzyme you're supposed to take
with each meal because the studies show that there's a lot
of effects that the like the gastric production and like, you
know, acid reflux, stuff like that.
A lot of guys have that based onthe stress levels and the lack

(04:27):
of sleep, sleep deprivation. Will it help with Taco salad?
Yes, it depends on who makes it.And then the other thing they
have is a antioxidant. And so it's kind of an herbal
supplement, antioxidant in the morning and at night.
But the third thing that you have to do, and again, I'm a
believer in this, but it's very woo woo in some ways, is there's

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enhanced performance drops. So it's liquid and an
eyedropper. And you have to take this
eyedropper and put a, they tell you how to measure it.
You put it under your tongue, hold it there for 20 minutes and
then swallow it. Here's the kicker.
OK, here's the kicker. There's colloidal copper in it,
microscopic colloidal copper. And when you go to your session,

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they map your brain in your first session.
And when when Justin was talkingabout being in the green, it'll
show you this orb like these circle diagrams and all the 100
markers are supposed to be within this circle.
And it'll show you the ones thatare labeled green and the ones
that are outside are labeled redat different varying lengths,
distances. OK.
So the goal is, is they start mapping like if we send this

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frequency and they can run thesehypothetical programs based on
what you're reading is what willit bring from the red into the
green? And so they go through this
process where they go, OK, we'lltake this one.
Are you still within whatever their ratio limits are?
Yes. OK, well, let's grab another
one. Are you still within?
Yes, let's grab another one. Are you still within the limits
that we're looking for? No, So let's take that one back
out. So then we'll attack these top

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ones right here 1st. And then after a month, they
remap your brain. And so it's a six month deal.
They map it once a month. And then they'll just keep
slowly trying to pull these different.
And the the frequency deal is, is when they figure out what
frequency attacks those two things to get your brain to be
able to function better. You have, there's a hand held
cradle deal you put your hand onand you put the droppers next to

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it and there's a little port that shoots the frequency out
into. Come on.
Hold on. That's what I said.
Hold on into the dropper and thecop, it's supposed to resonate
with the copper and the copper is supposed to hold on to it is
when you put the dropper under your tongue, it's putting that
frequency back into your body. OK, so there there's there's a

(06:36):
level of woo woo right going on here, but I will say to some
level 10 to to some degree I I could get behind that with a
freaking. Yeah, but like a month ago I
didn't believe that people were telepathic, so here we are.
I'm just saying like I could geton board with more of this shit.
Now, I got an open mind. But The funny thing is, is I
went into like my second sessionand I was doing it at 41.
And so you walk in and there's acouple guys in the kitchen.

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You say, hey, slap hands, do thewhole Taco bust, you know, hey,
you go see. And then I was like, yeah, I'm
here to do the Tania. Sorry.
Like, which way do I go in? And the couple guys started
laughing. They're like, dude, ask so and
so. I don't want to say his name
just for for his sake, but he goes ask so and so about his
experience. And I was like, why was it bad?
They go, dude, He started havingwet dreams.
Yeah. So.
What? He goes, yeah, dude, like he

(07:20):
quit the program because like a.Month I was going to say he quit
the. Job a month in, he started
having wet dreams and I was like, dude, if if that's the
fucking end end result, I'm in, in, I'm in dude, I'll run it the
whole course. Sold.
So anyway. All right, all right, I've had.
Some frequency and wet dreams. I've had a guy that was in a fib
and got after his fourth month. He was of his blood pressure Med

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and his heart meds. Wow.
So that's not typical. That's why what I've seen.
I've he does have cancer due to the heavy metal of the system
now. Yeah, you know, and also so
you're listening, he said. These binaural beats, right?
You got the headphone on. It's got a visor on that has
lights in it. And so I, I didn't know, I
thought you were supposed to have your eyes open, but
apparently you would have your eyes closed.

(08:08):
So it flashes all these different patterns and I'm just
trying to stare in the middle and dude, it is fucking intense.
Are you supposed? To have your eyes closed.
Yeah, you're a fucking no. Nobody told me.
This is going to mimic the sunrise.
Cool. I was like, dude, where's the
seizure warning on this ship? Flashing, strobing on.
It's pretty cool. My blood pressure and my sleep

(08:30):
is good but I have seizures now so that's.
Solar eclipse, you know. What I mean, he's the one that I
don't need that stupid box, everybody.
'S got that little paper thing Steve's just like.
Yeah, dude, I shouldn't. I wish we were going to knew we
were going to talk about this. I'll show you the pictures from
the the Valero noodles we did inthe Caribbean.
And like I like I always have towear glasses, but like I'm, I

(08:51):
didn't wear sunglasses obviouslybecause it's a wedding and I'm
sitting there, my eyes are just fucking bleeding like.
Trying not to blink. Smiling.
We're taking these pictures and all my life smiling.
It's the worst. You got to see these pictures.
Yeah, but it was the second timeI went in and and and thing back
to the woo woo deal. I was like, I'm sure that

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there's different coaches that are a little bit well versed.
My lady is I would say she's not.
I was like, OK, and and again, as somebody who's a believer in
the possibilities and the outcomes of all of this, I was
all in on it, but I was like, OK, just going to ask you a
couple questions like what frequency is it?
And she goes. What?
It's all no. I go what frequency she goes,
the computer comes up there. Oh, OK, how does it get How does

(09:33):
it get to my brain? She goes, well, the computer
does it. I go, OK, so I'm having a little
fun with this. I'm like the.
Files are in. Well, you know, like when
you're, you know, when like you go to a gym for the first time,
you're going to get with a trainer like back in the day and
then have you hold the bio impedance thing and and measure
your body fat. Like if I have more water
weight, is it going to take thatsignal?
She just stared at me. She goes, well, it's a computer

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that does it. And I go, oh OK, if I wear.
Like the bio piece? I go, if I wear certain
clothing, will that interrupt the signal?
And she goes, well, it goes to your brain.
And I go, oh, OK, I got it. And so, all right, so, so you
don't know the frequency. She's like, well, the computer
does. Like you could just hurt.
Like her head was starting to smoke and shit.
And I was like, all right, She'slike, do you have, do you have
questions? You need to talk to somebody

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who's like, no, no, I believe I just was curious about how it
worked. Do you want?
Me to push the button to go by or.
Not colloidal silver with a frequency.
You have no idea how it works. It just goes to your brain.
Wet dreams, yeah. When do I start coming in my
sleep? How long till I just.
I was fucking like. After the first day, she's like,
you notice anything, you notice anything.
And I was like, am I supposed to?

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She was. Well, no.
Well then, fucking no, she was. Like you tell me.
Yeah, you hear that? Yeah.
Look at my bed. Sheets.
Yeah, I electrocuted myself in my grounding sheets last night.
I tried sleeping at the station.I shocked the shit out of
myself. It's going.

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To be our new. Came all over my grounding
sheets. Jizz in my bed?
Yeah. A degree burn on my Dick?
Awesome. Slept like a baby.
Yeah. Yeah.
So anyway, it's cool, man. I'm three weeks in.
I'm going to try it. Yeah, I got to try it.
I got to try it before that money goes away.
You stick with it. Man, like here's the thing with
firefighters, like you can't give them snake oil.
You know, it's got to work or they're they're going to walk.

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And I've just seen too many guysget way better.
Yeah. So which is cool.
Which it really is, I'm all. About dream jazz, I mean, if we
can get that, I'm I'm on board for that.
I'm in. I mean, it's going to.
Be awkward at shift change, but you know this is.
For not for me, you're going to tell who's doing.
Battalion by Who's doing laundry?
Yeah, 5 it. Was awesome.

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Fucking not. Bad shift.
Change and someone's carrying their sheets over to the laundry
room real quick and say Oh yeah.Ground your sheets now and a
rubber sheet below that on everyone.
Everyone. 'S got bundles of sheets, so.
What month are you on? I tell you what, man, putting
some of these sheets on the bedsthat I've done so far, I mean,
these guys use a lot of starch in the box.

(12:02):
After fires post fire you could.You could fucking hammer a nail
and with that, some some of those fucking things, yeah.
When are you? Coming to 52 probably.
Never. Dude, I got to hook up for a bed
sheet guy and you're not going to bring him?
Oh. Yeah, I'll bring you bed sheets,
that's all. I want.
I don't care if you actually like.
About their professional capacity, not as a no I.
Don't. I don't care about what?

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Do you bring my shit? Yes.
I will be bringing you free shit, I promise, OK?
Thank you. That's all I come into a.
Theater near you. We're literally.
We're trying to. Start with like all the busy
stations and the busy rescues because bro I gotta.
Get five times last night. Five times last night, Yeah. 9 *
I guarantee. You 18 didn't get up five times
last night. Listen, we're.
Trying. We're trying, trying right

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there. We're getting there.
There's like three of us. We have we so in member
services, you guys know that we have no budget like infinite.
Budget or like 00 like money is no like no budget as in like you
can spend it no money. Isn't like you know when you
want a can of Lysol off of SAP? Like no budget?
Hey, you guys are going to. The stations and stealing stuff
I know. A good guy at the union that can

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help with charities maybe gives you some donations.
You guys have a budget, You haveto worry about it as perfect.
Yeah, nothing to worry. About nothing to gained man so.
But no, we're trying to build this out and we want to stand
this up. We want to bring Ray Mayon in.
You know, he's kind of been likethe godfather of this whole
thing been doing. This since I've been on dude,
he's so. Cool.
He's so cool, so awesome to workwith and work for.

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So hopefully and you know, it's a test pilot, but hopefully we
can and I know that I know we have a lot of support.
You. Know a lot.
Of support and I think they're just trying to do it the right
way and doing things the right way sometimes takes a little bit
of time. But definitely got had faith in
the second floor believers of it, yeah.
Yeah. Oh, Speaking of test trials, did

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you guys see that post on the backseat banner about it's not
Charlotte, but it's some fire department in one of the
Carolinas? They have a schedule.
It's one on, three off, 2 on, three off, and that works out to
a 56 hour work week. It's the same exact amount of
hours work. So we don't lose the, you know,
the 54th, 55th, 56 hours, all that shit.

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Everything fleshes out. I'm in.
They're actually, it's like seriously considering doing it.
They're just like for us. Oh.
For us, they are US. This is already.
Happening in another department.Back one-on-one on, three off, 2
on, three off. That sounds fucking awesome.
Well. I'll tell you this right now
already, the people who work the4896 are going to lose their

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fucking mind if we have to do that, if we if we make the shift
to that, but we couldn't do the 4896.
You're telling me I can go do 2 on three off, but I can't do 2
on four off? Well, no, because.
It's always 2 on. This is like the like you just
have to do it the one time, thenyou get 3 days off always.
Yeah, I I can. See people being pretty pissed,
they said. They said chief was like, OK,
let's talk about it. Apparently this is hanging up in
one of the chiefs, I won't mention them by name, but one of

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the chiefs office right now, they're reviewing it and one of
the union trustees said they fully expect, and I can't
guarantee, obviously they fully expect to do a test pilot come
January. I'm all for trying something
new. I would we, we talked about
before about how there's all thestatistical data that came out
that said of all the different schedules across the country and
there's there's departments thatare just as busy, if not busier

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than us running different schedules.
But the 24 on 48 off was hands down the worst schedule you
should possibly have from an exposure standpoint like a sleep
standpoint 10 piece got. Worse one.
They're like one-on-one off, oneon, but they love it.
Don't they? one-on-one off, one on, two off,
on a three off. I would fucking hate that.
Especially to keep track. Of not only.

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That like, if you have one shitty night and you got one day
off, that day is over. Yeah.
Like it's just I'm going home trying to recover and I'm back
at work the next day. Repeat.
I mean. My thing here is, is like,
listen, we're not do the problemis the call volume.
Yeah, yeah, you know, we're not,we're not taking any pieces of
that pile away. We're just shifting shit around.
Yeah. Well, call volume really is why,

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yeah. But I mean, that's not going to
change period. I mean, it's city's only getting
bigger. You look at the whole area up
north there, that is the only area.
Like it's relatively slow for now.
But I mean, still we get hammered at night sometimes.
But it's the only area of Phoenix that you can develop.
Literally the only place in space and it's all going fucking
vertical. Well.
I mean. I think we just need more.

(16:19):
I think we need more stations. That's happening.
Too. That's crazy.
Like we're actually got more coming.
Why don't? We go, I obviously.
And I. I it legitimately.
Is, yeah. I know, I know, it's harder
than. This but like city of Phoenix
parks and recreations, right? Why can't we just take a half
acre of some of the parks? You put a fire station right

(16:40):
there. It makes everything safer.
You know, build a four Bay station where?
Where? Where are the grandkids going to
go? Eventually.
Tell us anyways, you know what Imean.
The hospital if if the. Hospitals are the ocean, we're
the river, you know what I mean?So I don't know.
I just, I feel like the days of the two Bay stations are over.

(17:02):
It should have been. Over a while they are so we.
Got 1513 seven all coming on board.
They're all going to be multi company stations with opening
the at the exceptions a rebuild.So it's a team, so we're not.
Gaining a station, We're just gaining some bait, we're gaining
another. Truck and another ambo with all
those stations 1513 as well. Both gaining a truck and an

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ambo. That area is.
Watch your cup. Sorry that.
Area is all messed up right now,Johnny.
Yeah. It is, I mean.
There's tons of like anything upand down the 17's, trash slopes,
trash like there's just areas ofcity that are never going to get
better. But I, I just saying this
yesterday, like I, this is the most positive change I've ever
seen on this department and in the form of personnel stations,

(17:46):
rigs. I mean, certain things with the
rigs that's out of our control. Like you can't get an ambo for
five years even if you wanted one.
Which is fucking yeah. We've already ordered them.
Yeah, like see it in five years.Kind of like air.
Force One maybe we hey, maybe wecan get guitar to give us ambos,
dude. That's what we need, dude.
I caught I caught that little snippet from the Qatari ambos.

(18:07):
That was. So crazy how everybody was
flipping out about that. Still are I, dude, I.
Think it's one of the most overtly corrupt things I've
seen. Tell me how it's not OK.
So we can't have gifts from foreign countries, no?
Or. Nice things.
OK, so you're. Going to need to give back the
statue. That's the dumbest.
Argument I've ever heard. How are those two back the
London Bridge? How?

(18:28):
Tell me. Tell me in what world those two
things are the same? How are they?
Not it's still a gift a. A gift to a president.
If this was a gift to the UnitedStates of America, cool.
But in 3 1/2 years time, this will be retired to his
presidential library, which he has full control over and the
only one that says if you can use the plane or not, it's not
to the United States. It's here for 3 1/2 years, then

(18:50):
it's his. A gift.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure fucking Grover Cleveland doesn't own the
fucking statue. Hold on though, I'm.
Pretty sure people are upset just because it's blatant.
Like I'm going to go ahead and say every president is taking
gifts from other countries that more people don't know about for
sure. I mean, and to the tune of
millions if not hundreds of millions of dollars you can go
buy your own fucking plane with.So they're just giving it to him

(19:12):
at face value in the form of a plane versus fucking stocking
whatever. I can't remember who I was.
Listening to, but they were talking about one of the trips.
It was during the Obama administration.
I can't remember who it was, butthey worked for his
administration. And apparently, like you go to
some of those countries, they just give you shit.
Like they showed up with a fucking like guy showed up, they
checked into the hotel, Dude showed up with fucking
briefcases full like Rolexes andshit like that.

(19:33):
Like here you go. So they gave him to us.
He said literally right behind them in their golf cart was the
State Department's golf cart. Like give me.
I mean, that's how we got the Japanese cherry blossoms down at
the Capitol, too. That was a gift again.
It doesn't adorn fucking Roosevelt's private residence,
does it? If this, I'll, I'll say this,

(19:56):
and just like Adam and I talked about if he, if this stays with
the Pentagon, the Air Force, whoever's keeping it, then yeah,
that's fine. I'm OK with it.
Even then, I'm kind of not OK with it.
I'd agree with that. I mean, I'd.
Be I could beat. You there 100%, Yeah, Well,
yeah, then that's a. Gift to the United States it but
even then like Air Force One a gift from another country that

(20:18):
bothers me yes that's. Supposed to be a flying.
Fortress Like if nuclear war breaks out, you don't think
they're going to strip? That pig and go all the way
through it. Well, that's the problem.
Because you do that and like people that people that know
airplanes and what it takes to build an Air Force One, 'cause
obviously it's not just your regular 747, it's Air Force One.
It's pretty unique. What if it's got the same?
Beeper tech that fucking massage.

(20:41):
Beeper tech, you get one fuckingpager planted in their cargo
bag, you're fucked. No, but I'm saying like so
people that know that shit and know what it takes that have
worked for Boeing and worked on that project.
It's a certain type of 747. Well, that's another story.
But this is a Boeing jet. We talked about it last year.
Like like, oh man, maybe it's maybe it's not a plane.
Yeah, hopefully it's an Airbus, But they said it's going to take

(21:03):
about a billion dollars. But they're what they're doing
right now. That's down in, I want to say
San Antonio maybe, but it's getting retrofitted to be Air
Force One. They said it's going to be ready
to go by the fall. And everybody that knows what it
takes to make Air Force One saidlike that's impossible.
Like, you're not getting Air Force One, You're putting a new
paint job on it and maybe some upgraded communications.
Yeah, that's it. It's not Air Force One.

(21:23):
So if you want to shoot Air Force One out of the sky, now's
your chance. I'd use it as a.
Decoy, Everybody's looking at it.
You got the vice president. Yeah, hey.
JD. Got you a plane, Dude's got
enough. Guys, he's taking shots at them.
I don't need the plane. I gave it to Kamala.
That's how we did. It when I was in, you know, like
when when a Marine one and stufflike that would would leave.

(21:47):
It's not one. Yeah, multiple.
Well, like the ones we have. On order from Boeing right now,
there's two on order, right? So I mean probably for that same
exact reason there are some lookalikes.
Too, I'm guessing. I can't confirm that kind of
stuff. They got plane stand.
Insurance. Oh yeah, I would think so.
'Cause I wouldn't do but. I wouldn't.
You can't just have like I. Know that it's got to be the
most recognizable plane in the world.
There he is. There he is.
Yeah, fucking bring them on on something.

(22:09):
Smaller but secure. You get some fucking.
Haji in some village fucking RPG.
So, yeah, yeah. It's just.
You know it's no different our government does every day,
right? Like look at that dumpster fire
over there while I do this. I.
We, I think we can all get on board with.
I don't even think this is conspiracy.
All people will lose their fucking minds.
There had to have been Biden double S out there.

(22:29):
Oh my. God, the dude that ran up the.
Plane, dude, I'm telling. You the one that's still.
Alive is a Biden double dude. Biden died six months ago.
They've already caught him and they.
Just gave him cancer like you. You see all the different.
Tiles that they put all the different Bidens next to each
other like and it's been him through his presidency and then
what he used to look like. They're not the same dude, man.
Some of his face looks a. Little tighter maybe, have you?
Seen the Homer? Your lobe's attached.

(22:51):
Your lobe's not attached. Have you ever seen the Homer?
Simpson one where he get like gets in shape and then he's like
flexing the Marge, but you see from behind he's like just got a
bunch of clips pulling them all.Tight.
Yeah, it's like Joe Biden in the.
Back of his head coming chip clips.
Does that work? You guys got any chip clips?
I got some industrial. Strength before.
All right, your standard. Chip clip won't do it.
You need like a Home Depot version.

(23:11):
Joe Biden, man. Like that dude, like that guy's
fucking asleep. He's like a fucking dementia
commercial. Just like a walking advert for
those people. I don't, I mean.
We, one of the posts we talked about, Adam came up with it and
he didn't come up with it. He read one of the conspiracy
theories about what they were doing with Biden in his past

(23:32):
days and all that stuff. And you wouldn't believe some of
the comments on it. People truly believe that there
was no conspiracy that, you know, they just, we talked about
Jake Tapper's new book. How like, oh, we just, we were
duped. We had no idea the White House
was duping us. It was an accident.
I was. While we're on the topic of look
at this dumpster fire over here and then they do something over
here, I was talking to my buddy Jason yesterday, who I think is

(23:54):
listening right now. What's up, Jay, shout out, He
pointed out to me. You, you guys remember when
those Biden did that interview with Axios and they kind of
doctored the clip and it kind ofdidn't really show his full
mental capacity until So on Saturday, May 17th, they dropped
the full clips. Is it bad?
Before. The the, her interview, the

(24:14):
whole. The damning dude, he doesn't
know where the fuck he is half the time.
Interview The next day, his cancer diagnosis dropped, which
was. International News.
So Jason and I were talking about the possibility of, hey,
you know what, don't ever tell us that we didn't release the
full interview, but we're going to distract everybody else was
something that we clearly knew about for six months and we were
hanging on to in our back pocketfor when we needed to distract

(24:38):
people from something. Well, they always do.
That that's why like they'll getdirt on somebody and like I'm
going to keep this chip for a little while until I need it
something just like that and then in the play here it goes
oh, they're high at the right time they're high they had.
That auto pin side and stuff. Yeah, exactly.
Right and left I mean this. Guy doesn't even know how to get
off a fucking stage. That's the problem.
And they? Say the autopen, We've talked
about this a bunch. The autopen is pretty standard

(24:59):
practice for presidents. But as often as he was using it
and giving his mental capacity, you're like, did he know
anything? I don't think he was running the
country bro. No, I mean.
We've talked about that a bunch and I hate to beat a dead horse,
but it's it just goes to the bigger point like they're always
just fucking hiding some shit. Well, if.
You look at the the last four years, it's like, OK, so COVID

(25:20):
was made in a lab, the jab didn't really work.
Biden was a potato for four years and you still want to
listen to the people on the TV? And then is the thing that
people on the TV come back again, Jake Tapper, like Adam
and I talked about, it's the most disgusting thing in the
world. As much as he was sitting there
defending Biden in his mental capacity, and he's a sharp dude.

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I mean, not as bad as Morning Joe Scarborough, but he was
defending him quite a bit. And then he has the fucking
balls to come out and with this book, like called Originals and
like, hey, look what they've been hiding from us the whole
time. Look what we uncovered.
And not only did we just uncoverthis and figure out this.
Now, if you want to hear what me, a reporter has to say about
the issue, buy my book. I'm not going to tell you what I

(26:06):
know. I'm not going.
To do my job. You have to buy my book to find
out what I know, even though I'ma reporter on a paid network
that you pay for with your fucking advertising dollars.
I'm telling you, man, I, I, I think there's a lot of Trump
supporters out there too that are like, hey, man, we want to
see some people held accountablefor this.
Like, hey, Pam Bondi, like, whatare you doing?

(26:27):
She's a fucking. Load doing her data.
Are the files. Pam, you know she was an actor,
right? Before she was you.
What she? Was an actor, Weren't they all?
She was an actor. I know she was a.
Fucking lobbyist for Qatar been paid $115,000 a month and again
with the plane she looks like noit looks legal to me.
OK, what would you know about? Legal.

(26:49):
What would you know about Oh? Oh, the gift from Qatar was
legal that you were a fucking lobbyist for?
Oh, don't worry, we've got the FBI to investigate if there is
some fucking actual wrongdoing. Oh, wait, the head of the
fucking FBI was a security specialist for Qatar, even
though he didn't disclose that in his fucking hearing.
Everybody's working for the Middle East, apparently.
Oh yeah. Well, I mean, they figured out

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the game, dude. And they fucking got us.
And they're winning. This is Israel.
Israel's got. I don't think.
Anymore, said the I word. I with this particular
president, I think he has a little more sway.
Did you hear him glazing the fucking Crown Prince?
I love this guy. I love him so much.
I love. He's just like, dude, if you

(27:31):
suck at his Dick on national television, I'm going to be
upset. Like, yeah, it's just because
he's a big. Money guy.
And Trump's like, oh, that's my guy.
Yeah, that's just about who has money.
Him and his family are. Doing a fucking butt load of
business in the Middle East, butstill I think.
With Trump. I mean, he's a businessman,
right? So if you look at, you know, all
the major Fortune 500 companies,who owns them?

(27:56):
Wow. You know what I mean?
You know the Black Rock Vanguard?
Yeah, talk. So you want to take.
Out a certain, you know, you want to lose potential business
with those people and the percentage that they represent
in those markets across the board.
As a businessman, that's stupid,you know what I mean?

(28:17):
He's got to play that card. I tell you I will.
Never again vote for another fucking businessman to be in the
White House. I don't want America for sale.
I know it like there's always with the fucking our
politicians, the way they scammed the stock market and
started trading stuff. And you know, all these
presidents, they get their sweetheart deals.
All these generals get their sweetheart deals once they leave
office. And to a certain extent, I mean,
I can't blame them because hey, what else you going to do?

(28:39):
Like you put in the work. Like here I get my cush job now.
But for America to be absolutelyfor sale, it fucking bothers me.
It should bother a lot more people.
I agree. I.
Think there's too many? People who go well, that's just
the way it's always been done soand it is which.
Is why nobody, right? Nobody.
Will hold anybody accountable. Well, I mean, people in America

(29:01):
will get upset about it to a certain degree, but nobody in
that fucking system is going to say a word.
Because if I hold you accountable, you got that chip
on me and you're going to put that into play.
Yep, I agree with. You, I agree with you
wholeheartedly. I mean, that's why we haven't
had anything happened with Epstein or Maxwell, which we've
How long have you had her? Where's that big chat?

(29:21):
Where's she years? Where's she years?
She's. She's.
Arrest. She's under arrest and being
detained for trafficking people.OK to who?
Yeah. How can How?
Can you hold her in jail for trafficking people?
What people? To who?
How, where's, where's the evidence for crime?
Yeah. No one's released any evidence
of anything, so no one has seen any evidence.
Of a crime, you know it's. All this stuff, it's like that's

(29:42):
what we we wanted, right? Like we wanted answers to this
kind of stuff. And then you had Cash Patel and
Dan Bongino. Yeah, those motherfuckers.
Well, as soon as I. Saw Dan Baldino or Don gamo?
Don Bandino. Dan Bandino.
The Great. Dino taking a knee.
Or what? With all the.
The Israel stuff and his stance on the most important.

(30:05):
Thing to him is Israel. Remember that the fucking the
most important thing to me, but look how many people are.
Saying that that are elected officials, you know, and I mean,
look at what I mean. I showed Adam that thing where
it was just the Democrats, and I'm not even talking about it's
across the board. How many of our politicians have
dual citizenship? Yeah, with Israel.

(30:27):
And with Israel? So it's like, how are you?
How do you represent our best interests?
If you have one foot in, one foot out, you have some.
Congressmen that have an Israeliflag in their office that is
bigger than the US flag. Yeah, like, I've seen that and
I'll couple like, what the fuck is that?
Yeah. Could you imagine if that was,
say, a Chinese flag? Yeah.

(30:47):
I mean, what the fuck? I mean, it might.
There was Saudi Arabia. Yeah, it might.
Yeah. What would they do to be there?
They might as well be the. Chinese, I mean, it's.
Fucking it's makes me sick. America first.
Where the fuck did that go? Yeah.
Yeah. I am.
Hopeful with the tariffs, though.
I know this is going to hurt in the in the interim, but the
long, long game, I think it's going to help.

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I don't have faith. That he means what he says when
it comes to that either. He's flip-flopped so much.
I'm like the things you initially said you're already
selling out on because I, I was with you.
Like, if if we're going to do this, yes, it's going to hurt.
But if it leads to a better future for America and my
children, because at this point,that's all I fucking care about.
Like, I'm getting to be older. Like I want a better place for
my kids. Our kids.
Like Adam's going to be a dad too.

(31:30):
We we want that. Yeah.
We have to stop the bleeding. Yeah, so I was.
Cool with like let's have some temporary pain, but they've gone
back and forth on so many things, like if you're taking
this part away and putting in this part, that kind of goes
against what you were saying over here.
The hypocrisy, the, the shell game of hypocrisy is just
fucking hard to follow. And I can't believe what they, I
don't believe what they say anymore when it comes to it.

(31:53):
Are you talking like as far as like Trump and his tariffs and
how he's been moving around on them and you know what I mean,
or, or like what do you not evenjust.
Him like concessions they make man, I have to pull up some of
the notes but the concessions that so let's talk about this
like part of the part of the thing was we're going to bring
manufacturing back to America, right for like they were

(32:14):
instantly talking about Apple phones and chip like chips are
already coming here a little bitwhich I fully believe that there
are certain things that need to be assembled here in the United
States. We need to have manufacturing
for things like anything that's going to protect our grid,
National Defense, pharmaceuticals, things like
that. I think our national security
risk or not risk, but of national security interest to be

(32:36):
manufactured here in the United States, but that's just not
happening. It's not going to happen like
the infrastructure required to do that is never going to happen
here in the United States and. What is it?
What did? I see just the other day, oh,
they fucking caved on some Applething.
So like they were going to bringso they even Howard Ludnik on
national TV talking about how we're going to bring this here.

(32:57):
And then, you know, the little people that put in the screws
here, those are going to be donehere in America.
And then the very next week theysaid, OK, tariffs on everything
except for iPhones. Well, you're just talking about
bringing the fucking manufacturing here.
And you were fucking touting that, that all those little
screws that get put in, we're going to be done here in the
United States. Now jobs to America.
No, not for iPhones. Those can still be manufactured
in China. Like there's so many things that

(33:19):
just like you talk about national security, they talk
about national security with thechips.
And I got a thing here. I flagged chips should be
manufactured here. Like we can't be selling away
those. I can't remember they call them,
but the fucking high dollar NVIDIA chips, we don't sell
those to China, China, period. But now we're just selling them
to fucking Qatar, Saudi Arabia, the UAE, UAE, who in turn give

(33:40):
them to China, China. And we talked about the data
centers, like the data for all that shit should be done here.
The manufacturing should be donehere, except for the massive
fucking plant we're building in the UAE now.
These people, all these fucking people were people.
We were dead set against our fucking enemies 10 years ago,
right? Do you think that everybody in
the Middle East is just cool with us now?

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We're all buddies now because they're giving our government
money. Like, no, as a whole, I'm going
to go out on a limb and still say they fucking hair guts.
Oh yeah, just. Just.
A means to an end, yeah. I don't think that Trump was
trying to necessarily. I think Trump looks at it as a
business adventure, right? So if he comes up to this table,

(34:23):
the rules have been set, right? You pay this, I pay that.
OK. He walked in and try to change
all this stuff right and throughall these wild claims and did
this, that and the other. Even if he fails, most likely
the rules will still be the sameas he come to the table

(34:43):
originally. But if he can come up with just
a a few things here and there, it's I think it's ultimately a
win for America. I'm not saying that we have to
go high into the right, but if Ithink it's a, I mean, it just
seems fair to me. Like, hey, if you're going to
charge me this, I'll just chargeyou the same.

(35:05):
That way it's fair. Well, what would be fair?
Was we don't charge each other anything, Sure.
Sure, I know. You know what I mean.
Like free trade is free trade. Like if you're a capitalist,
which he claims to be, then freetrade is good for everybody,
right? And I think that's what.
He's trying to do so they're notgoing to he's that's how I mean,
if you're charging us this and we're charging you the same,

(35:27):
it's a wash. That means it's free trade, but
it looks like people won. This is what needs.
To happen, you need to hold businesses accountable and go
back to what I said, bringing certain manufacturing things
here to America and they stay hey Raytheon, you will not
fucking sell one thing to Russia.
You will not sell one thing to China.

(35:47):
And you know what the manufacturing things you have
going on in other countries, it stays here and only here.
Things like that. But the same with
pharmaceuticals, like just for lack of a better term, I'll say
grid technology, like all that stuff is going to be here and
you, all the corporations, you will not do business with
another country. I'm sorry, but if you want to do
business in America, that's it. So I think the hard part is if

(36:11):
it truly is a capitalist system,it's hard to which is not.
Say like, hey. You can only sell to these
people. We get to determine who you can.
Yeah, that would be laissez. Faire capitalism, it's just not
what he is. Trying to do is he'd be like
cool sell of those people, but I'm going to charge you out the
ass when you do it. That would be.
Fine. That would be fine.
Like, hey, if you want to sell missiles to Russia, which they

(36:32):
kind of do, I mean, we don't necessarily say here, here's a
Black Hawk helicopter Tomahawk, but we will sell you all the
parts to make it yourself that kind of export this.
Stuff, yeah, certain things, yeah, if you want to do a
tariff. Make tariffs on those things
where it makes it almost impossible for those countries
to do business. And if you want to buy them
anyway, like we're going to bankrupt in the process, yeah.
I just think in general, like wecould do so much better.

(36:55):
Fucking absolutely. Like, that was the dream of
Doge, right? Yeah, I like.
Doge, didn't you? I did and.
Just it fizzled. I think I.
Just think that the downside waswith the whole doge thing was
that they came in like a bowl ina China shop like everybody was
hoping for. But the problem was, is it was,
you know, they were oversteppingsome procedural boundaries that

(37:16):
kind of made some of the things they did null and void because
they too carried away with the bull in the China shop.
They they played by the silicon.Valley rules, like you just come
in, break it and like, hey, we'll see what holds up.
Would stress test everything immediately.
And if it holds up, cool. If not, we'll rebuild it in a
better way. But I mean, you kind of are
playing with people's lives and livelihoods, so we have to be a
little more delicate. Well, Doge didn't.

(37:36):
Really cancel anything. They just told you where it was
going. They just so like, hey, you
know, they tried cancelling. Some federal jobs.
Oh no, they. Did.
Yeah, I bet you there's. Federal employees who disagree
with you on that, yeah, you know, through.
You're going to cancel. There was a lot of federal jobs
that got cancelled, but it's like where and why I'm.
Not saying they shouldn't have been and I think the

(37:57):
transparency is good, but I think there was, you know, John
and I talked about this one time, like even if you have a
fucking a meme job by the federal government that you're
getting paid to do, that's stillhow you bring home your money.
And like, if the government comes in and goes, hey, this
program or doge comes in and goes, this program's a waste.
You guys are all fucking fired. You're going, how the fuck am I
supposed to pay my bills? Dude?
Like I got this. I had to interview for this job

(38:18):
because those people then. Get paid to go protest Elon
Musk. It's a revolving door, you know,
like it's a rehire program. You're not going to work here
anymore, but they're still goingto be.
Taking different but this time. We got some signs for you to
hold and a flare for you to burna Tesla or some shit, and we'll
pay you for it. Yeah, we don't.
Necessarily need a chainsaw. You know, we that was awesome.
Maybe we can try a scumple? Scalp.

(38:44):
Yeah. Like no, I agree with that
though 'cause like, I mean they wrecked.
Doge by doing it that way, yeah,it could have been.
It could have been so much. Better.
Yeah, they didn't even get. To the fucking Pentagon, I think
that was. His whole, like, first 100 days
in office, the world when the storm is coming in, which, I
mean, homeboy got a lot of shit done, you know?
Yeah. Do you think they did?
That on purpose though, like to to make that much of A stir to

(39:06):
purposely not get to the Pentagon.
Maybe look at all the stuff we did and then we got cancelled.
So the last time they got to Oh yeah, the Pentagon, a plane so
close, no. Kidding.
Maybe we need them? Oh, not on this memorial.
Day You're not saying that, Johnny.
Holy shit, almost. That was fucking I got.

(39:30):
Dark real fucking quick. That was a real bomb.
You need a Britannia. Right, let's.
All do it. We'll just open our eyes.
We need some frequency. I don't even know what I was.
Going to say before that I do money as.
Shit, no. Getting to the Pentagon and
yeah, that was another thing like, hey, we're going to bring
down the the deficit and all that stuff, like, except we're
actually going to increase the deficit and increase the

(39:51):
Pentagon's budget to a fucking trillion dollars.
Like what happened to saving money?
I thought we were doing that. They just took all the money
that was. Being wasted and shifted it back
over to the Pentagon. That's exactly what they did
the. 150 billion that they got gave it to the Pentagon, not the
American people that those checks we were supposed to get.
Remember everyone gets a dose check, not you that's going to
the Pentagon. Sorry everyone at the.

(40:12):
Pentagon's get a dose. That's what I meant.
And by the Pentagon, I meant Raytheon, Halliburton, those
guys. I think that have got a. 100% so
far with the American people. If Doge could have come out
along with our president and be like, hey, listen, yeah, I
cancelled a lot of this stuff. This is why here's your money

(40:33):
back because you're the one thatwas funding this.
So here's, you know, whatever cuz.
I mean, we did the stimulus checks.
We should get way more back, youknow, and I'm hoping he's not
just taunting a carrot in front of our faces with this.
No tax on tip and no tax on overtime.

(40:53):
We shouldn't be taxed on our money that we work.
I heard the tips one. Passed the tips ones passed.
The tip pass. Just the tip.
This the tip. Yeah, even then there's.
Like some more horse trading things that's gotta go on for
that. Like it's not a done deal yet,
but it's. One step closer, it's like no
tax. Does the tip on cash tips?
Wait, what? Yeah, no.
Tax on, but I mean, so everybody's gonna go.

(41:14):
Exactly. I never got a cash tip.
I only got you don't accept cash.
Well, most people did. That already if you were ever in
the service seizure you never claimed your I mean yeah so you
claimed your cash tips I I got but.
But nobody gets. Cash, cash anymore they all get
them on debit cards. So what I'm going to do if I got
20%, turn this towards you to. Ask you a couple questions.
Yeah, it's exactly so, Mike, we got one question.
Do I want a tip? All right, sign here.

(41:34):
To refuse transport to the hospital.
OK. And this next screen is going to
ask you a couple questions. Oh, wouldn't that be?
Amazing dude, I bet people. Offer me money, tippy driver.
Should tip us. After the ambo.
Drop off. It's going to ask you a few
questions. 39 O 1's. Tried to tip tip us many times.
Like I've had a guy offer us $100.
Oh yeah. Yeah, like, dude, I can't.

(41:54):
Take your money. He's like, no, you got to take
it. You guys are always here helping
me out. Like dude, I'm not taking your
money. Dude, I I.
Hate the It's just gonna ask youa few questions.
Like, bitch, it's gonna ask me one question.
Yeah, and don't fuck. How much do I want?
To tip. Don't fucking pretend.
Like you don't know what it is. We went.
We went and got. Froyo the other night and it
asked me to tip her and I was like bitch, I made this Yeah,

(42:16):
and I put it on the. Scale and I ran my own car.
All you did was hit. Enter.
I did all. Of the work why do you get a tip
you think the yogurt just. Found its way into this machine.
Damn, Adam. God forbid you do your
somebody's gotta keep the lightson stock the machine.
You guys. Even worse, have you guys ever
gone to the the kiosk thing where it says, you know, you
know, hey, would you like to tip?
And you try to like to the yogurt thing, like, yeah, you

(42:36):
didn't do shit. I'm giving you a 10% tip, 10%
doesn't work, 15% doesn't work. I'm like, oh really?
And 20% works. I'm like how is that like?
How have you disabled these buttons or like?
They make. Them a couple times they make
the default. Selected one like 25% and if you
just hit next it tips 25%. You have to like hunt for the
lower numbers or the 0. Have you ever?

(42:57):
Actually, there's some of them that if you do the math on it,
it doesn't act like it's more than, what, 20%?
Really. Yeah.
Oh yeah. So I don't remember what
restaurant on this 10. Dollar purchase 25% Yeah,
because they'll they'll. Throw like the service charge
and the this and the that and there and then they'll they'll
do the 20% off that. So your bill will look like one
number, like let's just say $100.

(43:18):
They don't say 20% is $26. You're like hang on, not fucking
20% of 100 bucks. I'm no math math magician, but
you're not willing. To check it you're not willing
to verify they bank on people. Being lazy and and convenient,
I'll bet you it works more. Well, there's a reason they do
it right? Because it works, right?
There's a reason you get a call from the IRS asking you for
iTunes gift cards to pay your overdue fees.
Like, is it fucking worse? Right.

(43:41):
Yeah, that's a oh, I have got a buddy whose mom got a call from
the IRS, said P DS on their way.They're going to arrest you.
You need to go to Target and getgift cards and then give us the
gift card numbers and we'll use those to pay your overdue fees.
That does sound like. Government.
It's legit. Tammy had one.
Thing when she was like, Can youimagine?
Like she was pregnant. She was full on pregnant,

(44:01):
working at the hospital and she got a call from the Sheriff's
Department, said that we were behind our taxes and they were
coming to arrest her. She's like, Oh my God, like
Tammy, it's not real. Calm down, my sister.
My. Sister got one from the IRS and
they said they were on their wayto arrest her.
They were send sheriffs over, but she had to go to whatever
website or link and pay. Yeah.
And they're like, she was young.She was like got 18/19.

(44:24):
She was freaking out. They're like, not.
From here, you know what I mean?Like, come on.
Happened to my parents. They had one that sounded just
like my sister's voice. That's gonna.
Be a big thing. That's gonna be a big one.
Yeah, they're and. They're doing it for kidnapping.
Things like, hey, yeah, like they have me.
They need $100, someone on the job.
Something like he got a text from his, I don't remember who
it was, but he got a text from his daughter saying like, help,

(44:46):
my car's broken down, I need youto come get.
It's a call and it's her voice. And so he called her back and
she's like, what are you talkingabout?
I'm in school. Like, what are you talking?
It was not fucking her. That's why we changed our like,
you know, whatever, it's the voicemail, like you have
reached, whatever, whatever, leave me a message.
We changed it to the default settings.
You've reached the phone. Number.
Yeah, because even when. They call you and you don't
answer. If it's your voice on that,

(45:07):
they'll leave it. They'll pull that.
Audio and then generate your voice from it again.
So I when I first started hearing about this, probably
like a year ago when we were talking about it, I set up a
password of like me and Jack. So like, hey, man, this is the
password. Like we need to know each
other's real. Like here's our password.
And we told each other we got itevery now and then.
Like password password fuck. I gotta.
Change it. But yeah, that like that's.

(45:28):
The only way you got to know password.
Three, I have a password. Four.
Yeah, like I know you're being. Held by Nicaraguan terrorists
right now. But what's the password?
Yeah, we have. We have a little code words in
our family. Do you guys have a family
whistle? No, a rape.
Whistle. This is a rape whistle.
What's that in front of you? I'm so sorry, buddy.
No like. If you get lost, like if you're

(45:50):
a kid, you get lost or you know your parents can't find you.
We had a family whistle that goes back like it's over 100
years, man. And all when you say family
whistle. Like it's a whistle that you
pass down for generations or it's a a tune that you whistle.
Yeah, it's just. Right, like.
OK, it's the. Town.
OK. Was that?
The family, the tune that you. Whistle in is what?
OK, yeah, And the cool thing? Is is I do this as a, as a party

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trick every once in a while. And my wife's watching them,
sorry, but I'll do the whistle and she'll come running and I'll
be like, hey, it's like. Oh.
She thinks you're fighting. She thinks it's a fight whistle.
No, no, she's just like. Hey, all the family come
together right now. It's like I'm like the Croods.
Yeah, I mean type thing. It's like family.
Meeting. Yeah, it's like a little man
just. Perked up somewhere, you know

(46:31):
what I mean? That's.
Playing video games somewhere. Just an e-mail.
Yep, he knows. It's like the bat signal dude.
We got that Pavlov response. Yeah, they're trained.
Yeah, get your get yourselves a password, people for your
children's or a rape whistle. Whatever.
This is a wooden gun. We use it for ceremony.

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A little linseed. Oil.
Oh my God, thank. You, I got to, I got to tell
you. Guys, I got to tell you.
So I had my Marine buddies in town.
Oh yeah, and stuff. And so they came back and they
found out that Justin just has like, he has a little like Red
Rider BB gun, but he'll tag someshit.
It's just not strong enough to kill me, dude.
Like drops it and stuns. It you shoot a.

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Gecko point blank it like just falls down and gets up and like
it's like it works his. Shoulder.
Out. You know the.
Fuck. They.
Got him a Pell Gun and he's like, hey man, if you pump this
more than five times, it'll explode in your face.
OK, got it. Five times.
And so. I'm like, hey, like you can't
tell him like go shoot shit because he'll do it, you know

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what I mean? Like he'll do it.
And I was like, listen, don't shoot these birds.
These are mourning doves, you know what I mean?
They're nice. They're not just like shoot
those other fucking birds. We all know who those birds are.
And I could, he would go out in the backyard and fuck around
with it and shit and mess aroundwith this thing.
And dude, I didn't think anything of it.
He wasn't coming in with like a victory and like putting it, you

(47:57):
know, another X on the board andhe'd probably had this thing for
like 4 days. And I'm getting ready to take
him to his last day of school. And I'm like emptying out some
stuff in my truck. And it's, it's, it's trash day.
And so I walk over to the, the, you know, the, the trash can.
I go to throw some stuff in there and there's three dozen

(48:17):
assorted birds Jesus from our neighborhood.
And I'm like, I'm like Justin. He's like, yeah, I'm like, I've
got him. I'm.
Like dude. You know what I mean?
And then and now I'm just noticing him as I'm like, going
around cleaning the yard and stuff.
I'm like fucking dead bird rightthere, dude.
Like, don't do it in front of your mom.

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Yeah, there's all over. Yeah, dude.
Yeah, so probably. Probably the next Lee Harvey
Oswald. I don't know.
I was going to say, isn't that? How serial killers start
dismembering animals and shit. Fuck yeah, he's ruthless.
Dude. He's good dude.
He's John Rambo of West Rail Rd.That's awesome.
Let's let's keep. An eye on him for the next few
years just. Precautionary I.
Know we're. Working on it.
You know, he's a he's a good kid.

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He's just a shitty roommate. You got a couple.
You know what I'm talking about?Yeah.
I don't know where to go from here.
Yeah, I feel like we talked about a lot.
I got a couple, just a couple rundowns.
Let's go run. Let's send some rundowns.
No. Right.
All right, talked about a littlebit about this, but I'll just

(49:22):
start at the top right here. So we've got Mr. Trump.
Why is this not playing? This is so goddamn annoying.
You have a play button, Adam. Hit play for me.
Stand. By standing by So there's a
recent Washington Post article. This is just where I got it.
It's actually everywhere but Trump hosted an exclusive dinner
at his private Golf Club for thetop 220 holders of the self

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branded cryptocurrency Trump. This event sparked significant
ethical legal concerns. The Trump coin launched in
January 2025, $350 million in sales and fees, with Trump and
his partners collecting $43 million alone.
So didn't that hawk to a chick? Get in trouble doing the same
thing. She created a crypto coin,
everybody bought it and she cashed out, said sorry it's
nothing, and then she fucking rolled out.

(50:03):
They call that a rug. Poll Yeah.
But this is the this is the president.
You're allowed to do it. And now he's hosting a dinner
for the top like this is a recently investors.
Top investors like. Just not the top investors of
all time. Like hey, there's a sale on
Trump coin. If from starting now, the next
22 top investors, you get a private dinner at Mar A Lago and
then you also get a private tourof the White House.

(50:24):
So people are asking Carolyn Leavitt about it, like, hey,
well, what's going on here? Like, how is this, you know, OK
with aren't there some ethical concerns like, well, it's at his
private residence. It's in his off time.
The report's like, isn't he always the president?
But and they just kind of deflected like, look, he's so
rich, he doesn't need anybody's money based on this plane.

(50:45):
That was given to him by Qatar. Like, hold on.
Like you're holding this dinner for like, hey, hey, you invest
in the Trump coin, get to cut like and all these guys come to
his house and they're a lot of foreign people.
Do we know what the? Top investments were like, could
we have been in that group? No.
We could not the best party. Ever notably.
A Singapore based crypto collective named Memcor spent

(51:08):
$18 million on a coin. Singapore is.
In Singapore. Yes, is.
That a place? Yeah, well, it's like.
Narnia, it's not a country, though.
It's. Like.
Narnia is Singapore A. Country.
It's a Fort. No, it's not.
It's a. Place in China, isn't it Narnia?
Oh my God, that was good. I'd.
Rather go to that. Dinner than China.

(51:30):
Barack Obama. 'S pizza dinners. 200. $1000 on
hot dogs. I'm not saying a lot of people.
Say a lot. Of people say depends on what
end. Of the menu, dinner's going to
be good. No pizza.
So I'm like is. That like the shadiest thing
you've ever heard. I don't know if you're a.
Businessman, but Oh no. And.

(51:51):
The other thing she said is like, don't worry, his business
is in a blind trust controlled by his children.
Like there's there's an. Oxymoron. #1A blind trust is not
controlled by any of your business partners or your
family. This is both business partners
and family. Like, don't worry, don't cancel
each other out. His two dipshit.

(52:13):
Kids are the ones fucking in charge of this.
He's not benefiting from this atall.
Perfect. Just so you know, that's the
same thing with Biden, right? Well, do you remember how?
Outraged everybody was with Biden in the couple million that
Hunter got there's the outrage for this if it was wrong then
it's wrong now. You know what everybody says?
Well, you know, Biden and HunterBiden like exactly, exactly.

(52:34):
It's fucked up. That's hold fucked up goes back
in the. Standard Is the standard exactly
if? It's fucked up then, it's fucked
up now. Not like, well, they did it so
we can do it. First of all, it's not we.
We're not doing it. You don't get a fucking dollar
from this. You know who does that?
Family. Not you.
Why don't we hold these motherfuckers accountable?
Bad. Then it's bad.
Now bad's bad, right? Where do we?
Go from that, I don't know. It only gets worse, I mean.

(52:55):
Is is Trump just the least of the worst?
You know what I mean? As far as our pick, You know
what I mean? Like.
I do, I don't. Our best of the worst.
Picks so you know who wants to run for.
President Next is JB Pritzker, another fucking billionaire.
But don't worry, he's one of thegood ones that the Democrats
talk about. What about him?
What? About if Trump completely.
Sells the United States away. Both Doesn't stand it.
Coach Walls. Yeah, that boy in there that.

(53:18):
Motherfucker, they're going to touch down the.
Shit out of that election dude right to the fuck if I have to
see him in. Any sort of campaign capacity or
speaking to public or changing afucking spark plug in his truck
and some stupid fucking put together ad, you're going to
lose my fucking mind. Well This is why.
Weird. Gay kids too, You know what I
mean? Dude, they are.
Weird. They're weird.

(53:38):
They're really like. Bullied is like, was his son
autistic or his son autistic? Kind of bullied him off the
stage. I can't even.
Listen to that. Fucking pulled on his.
Leash that's. What?
He ain't talking. I got a video for you guys.
Keep going, I got to find and his daughter.
I think we just ran that video of his daughter talking about
how running is like a form of white supremacy and privilege.
Like not everybody can afford torun and like a run.

(53:59):
Like sorry, I posted, somebody posted that on X and they were
talking about how it's a privilege thing.
I'm like, what do you mean people are too poor to afford to
run? There's a fucking tribe in
Mexico, Yeah, that they literally would strap pieces of
old tire to their shoes and run fucking marathons.
Don't tell me you're too poor torun some of the.
Originals ran barefoot. You don't even need shoes.

(54:21):
Yeah, some. People throughout history have
run barefoot like most. Like third world countries, Like
running was a prerequisite to bepoor.
You know, I did say. It's one of the most equitable
zombies, right? Like 100.
Percent Speaking of beating our.Loved ones, did you guys see
Macron get punched in the face by he got?
Double his double, double husband.

(54:42):
Husband. Yeah, check this.
Out. Got double heisted.
And right there, John. Emmanuel Macron's wife seen
shoving him in the face. Adam almost timed up.
It won't ticker. It won't line.
Up to my fucking laptop. Why your ticker?
I can. Do that.
Nope, but that's not. There you go.
Boom, right in the face. Hey everybody.

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Yeah, he waves. Hey, he's like.
Oh shit no, the cameras are on I'd.
Probably do the same. Thing if I was in front of my
friends, I was like, hey, yeah, she's like don't.
Kiss me, you're a this crazy dude.
Hi, everybody. Anyway, did you guys?
Cover it. Did you see the thing where they
were all set at the table and the dude had the coke baggie out
and the guy had the coke spoon? Oh, I forgot to.

(55:23):
Do that I don't. Have you guys did that?
Last week, God I saw that was awesome.
You fucking? Hell yeah.
They're all on coke. Right, they have to.
Be. They have to be so if.
Mccrone hits back. Was it Keir Starmer?
That fucking OK because they're both.
Dudes, yes, right. It's not wrong because you're
not really. Hold on woman, you can't hit.
You can hit John. Welcome.
To the club, my friend. No, not on my camera.

(55:45):
You can't do it on camera exactly for that incident.
Yeah, Yeah. Well, that's.
A man hitting a man, that's fine, but I'm saying I'm saying
if he hit back it's probably OK though I never punched.
A woman? Yeah, I broke not even in your.
Not even in your very close. Fist.
Never I've. I've only punched a few women.
A. Few.

(56:05):
So I'm serious. Dude hey man, but they all
deserved. It like you were getting frisky.
And they found out they had a Dick and you're like, this isn't
cool. That's not a woman.
I'll tell you a story you're not.
Going to? Well, you're not going to.
Believe this, you're not going. To coming for you yeah, I.
Know OK. So anyways, here we go.
So you'd. Like your job, right?

(56:25):
I'm on. A tour?
I'm on a tour. Nope, I'm on a tour to a college
tour to Albuquerque. Logos, you know.
And the track team took me out and I just happened to be there
doing like the Great Southwest track meet, which is a big track

(56:47):
meet before you go to nationals and also stupid shit.
Anyways, they're like, hey, let's go out.
And I was like, cool and took meto a bunch of places, got me
real drunk and stuff. And we ended up at like a
Denny's or something like that. And we're leaving Denny's and
there's like this big commotion between the guys that are

(57:09):
driving me around on the track team and this black limo that
pulled up. I'm glad.
You said limo. I was.
Like dude. I.
Have no idea who these people are.
Like I'm inebriated. And so I go up there and I'm,
you know, just kind of like in the mix and this huge black

(57:32):
chick gets out. He has a dress on and she's like
a fucking bodybuilder. Like, she's way bigger than me.
You were. Scared.
You were intimidated. You felt the need to defend
yourself. Dude.
Yeah, like. She's 6 foot 2, she's 200 and
like 35 lbs and she's fucking ripped.
She could put in work. Yeah.
Like, it's scary and I don't know why, but like, you know,

(57:53):
we're on a call as firefighters and just a patient like latches
onto you and you're like, dude, you're the guy.
You're the fucking guy. All my problems stem from you.
And that that's what she did, dude.
And she had like, she had nunchucks.
No, she did. Not shut up.
I'm not. Kidding.
This wasn't a Bruce Lee movie. I don't know who.
This person was, I have no idea that like I'm serious.

(58:16):
She had fucking nunchucks, dude,and she came at me and she was
trying to hit me with fucking nunchucks.
Silver nunchucks. No way.
Was she handy with him? Like, yeah, was she?
Practically with a steel. If you know what I mean, it
doesn't matter. When you're that big dude, you
know what I mean? Like anything swung at that, you

(58:37):
know what I mean? So like, anyways, so we're in.
Just hear him whistling. Through the wind while she's
going, yeah. And I do one of these like blind
punches where you just, like, close your eyes and you like
you. Spin.
With. The other arm where you're like,
you know what I mean? Like you.
Ever. Fight your older brother or your
older sister or something like that.

(58:57):
You're like, yeah, you just like, like, you know what I
mean? You were flailing, dude.
Yeah, but the right connected, like, boom, right on her cheek,
dude. She goes down and her dress
like, like a parachute, like. Up and over.
Her head dude and she has tightson.
They're all fucked up and shit and and.
That was the fight. And then we left.

(59:19):
We gotten I I in your defense. For punching this woman Uh huh.
She had nunchucks. She came at you with she's.
An armed She's an armed. Combatant yes, but dude I was
all fucked. Up I was like, dude, I just but
that sounds. Like self-defense.
Bunch of black chick. Fucked up or sober, she's not a
good look. She's an armed combatant.
Those nunchucks should have killed you.
Yeah. It was, yeah, I was definitely
concerned for, you know, life inserious bodily harm.

(59:41):
I would have been or. The potential, even hearing the
story, I'm like, what choice didyou have?
I was felt like I was. Right there, I had to step in.
Or punched her twice. I mean, yeah.
There's many times as it takes. Yep.
Yep, and you did stop there. Though once she was unconscious,
right? Yep, no I.
Just ran away. OK, good.
I was surprised. I'd have a hard time.
Defending you. I was surprised that it landed.
And I was so surprised. And that's when I was just kind

(01:00:03):
of like, you know, I was like, dude, dude.
So you didn't? Even.
Really. Good time to go.
You didn't even intend to hit. Her really you're just kind of
defending yourself. It was I was trying it sounds
to. Me like you were trying to
block. The Nunchuck.
Yeah, it was a complete. It was just.
OK, never mind. That's right, like I fucking
nailed. Her dude like right in the tea
box like hey, yeah, so and the other one the other story's not

(01:00:25):
really if. Anybody else knows this story
please? Yeah, if you were.
Punched by a large gentleman getting out of his car.
Inebriated. No, I want to I.
Want to hear from the rest of the track team, the New Mexico
State. I want to hear from the.
The chick with nunchucks. Why do you have?
Nunchucks because you're a badass.
You ever take? Nunchucks on the night out, no.

(01:00:46):
No SO. This this was probably listen if
you were on the track team Albuquerque NM you carry weapon.
You carry 2000. 2. Right into the camera, right
there. Let's let's speak right 2002
time. Frame, we need you to speak up.
We need to identify this victim.She had nunchucks, so you know,

(01:01:09):
I do want. Confirmation she had chucks.
It was a black. Limousine like the same one that
you saw off of Crocodile Dundee,which had the boomerang on the
back. Oh yeah.
Oh. Shit.
That's how you know his fancy. I had ATV, Yeah.
But I was all messed. Up of it where?
Do you where you draw a line? Get nunchucks.

(01:01:31):
Like legit working real good ones.
Yeah, not one. Like Amazon.
Not like training chucks with foam on them.
I'm talking real nunchucks. I don't know real quick.
Wouldn't. Handle steel chains because you
remember the times were. Different then yeah, that's what
I'm. Saying it was harder to get
nunchucks. I'd have to ask my.
Kid dude, he's a black American nunchuck.
Company nunchucku company. So back in the.
Day like in the 80s, maybe even early 90s, you had to get it

(01:01:54):
like a martial arts magazine andin the back they had there's a
couple of. Martial arts supply stores ninja
in the. Valley.
Dude, you can't the. Only ones on Amazon are the
safety ones. Nope, I don't.
Not the ones. I'm looking at martial arts.
Oh here you go. Supplies online.
How much does set of nunchucks? Go for 22 bucks, yeah. 22 bucks
or. You can get those are real

(01:02:14):
nunchucks for. $2011.00 per. Chuck, you can get the G.
Force next generation speed chucks a pair of them for 8999.
That's what I want. Oh so 40 blue, so 45 bucks PDFD
blue. What are the handles made out
of? Because I want to be able to
crack somebody across the face and actually have to knock
myself out. Trying to fuck around with those
things. That's why you need the training
checks. What?

(01:02:34):
Are they made of death? Chucks are bad as.
Shit like what? Like it has the.
Foam ones, Yeah, I had the foam ones.
It'll still hurt when you whip. Somebody with those?
It does dude you. Ever seen like the the videos
where the cat is like going up to a dog?
It's like, wow, yeah. That's what it's like.
When I'm trying to like fuck with my kid and he's got the
foam nunchucks like I get get annoyed.

(01:02:55):
Yeah, get spun up. Real quick, do they have like
ball? Bearing swivels in there.
They're gonna call whip it around.
I don't know if they have. That dude maybe, just maybe
that's a thing. Dude, It's yeah, it's a Full
Auto nunchuck. Full Auto nunchuck.
Yeah you can get the semi auto version, but you want the
bearings and it's. Silencer It's just something you
put in somebody's mouth after you.
Hit him. Bad ass.

(01:03:15):
I want ninja stars and chucks. Dude.
That was like when I was a kid. Ninja Turtles were big.
I had full reign at the garage. Like I was fucking jigsaws,
fucking skills, everything. I'm like fucking 10 and I'm out
there. I'm making fucking Cortana
blades. Ninja fuck yeah you are.
My dad bought me a. Bunch of MDF board and I was out
there just fucking making swordsand shit.
Yeah. Yeah, that first thing you do as

(01:03:38):
a child is make shit that's going to maim people.
You know you're a murder. Weapon I need.
This sword tell me you didn't like.
We all just made weapons like that was the thing.
I don't know if kids do that anymore.
Dude that was such a. Piece of shit kid.
Like I, I did so much fucked up shit dude.
Like we would get all the boys in the neighborhood we'd like
piss in a like a bucket and we poured.

(01:04:00):
We were a piece of shit. Yeah, dude, we poured.
To people, everybody's air conditioning is on the on the
fucking ground. Oh.
Dude, you pour some piss. That you've been working on.
It takes, you know, a bunch of 10 year olds.
It takes them about, I mean, shit, two or three weeks to get
that thing halfway filled up. Whose idea?
Was this probably mine I. Don't know and.
Why I'm I'm betting it was. I mean, it kind of like coming.

(01:04:23):
To your mind like hey dude, let's piss in a bucket and throw
in the air conditioning it dude,we do all.
Kinds of stuff, dude. It's pretty funny if you think
about. It's, it's fucked up, but it's
it's innovative. So we had this.
We had this like it's it's. Different.
Entrance decoration to our neighborhood where they had like
the railroad ties, you know, those big wood blocks.
Keeping it. Those are real.
Fashionable as like a planter. Yeah, the.

(01:04:45):
The Great. Thing is a railroad tie at
night. So you drag that little pig out
into the road and you shoot the street light out.
People drive over. And fuck the cars up dude, they
would fly. They wouldn't fuck their cars
up. Like it was literally like a lot
of sparks. And then it was like, Back to
the Future, dude, if you if you.Lost your life during the early
2000s due to a railroad tie in the road.

(01:05:06):
We apologize. No, they.
Get out and they give each otherhugs and shit like Oh my God.
We made it. We're.
Still. Here.
So you're just bringing? People closer together.
And we were like, oh. Shit, dad again, that was cool
and then we'd just they'd move it and we'd just push it back
right out and then the next you know what I mean, you created.
Such a dangerous thing. These people legitimately

(01:05:27):
thought they were going to die. When they didn't, they were so
relieved they embraced. Yeah, you're welcome.
You're welcome. Expect to be unexpected.
Absolutely. I'm bringing.
People together, I think we won railroad time.
It's 81. I regret that.
This is live and I feel like we should have cut that whole last
part out. I feel like just a limitation.
Don't. Don't be sorry.
For me, you're the one that did it.

(01:05:47):
I'm worried about your liabilityI.
Think it's good at this point, you know what I mean?
Is there a statute of? Liability for Rd. ties and roads
or railroad ties and roads? Hope so.
Hope so. We're going to find out.
We'll let you know next. Week, you guys didn't do that.
Kind of shit as a kid, that kind.
Of shit fuck. Not that, not that.
Well, we did some bad shit. I never tried to kill anybody.

(01:06:09):
Is that is that what you're asking?
I I. Lived literally a stone's throw
away from the Glendale dump. That's where I got my first
bike. It sounds like a shit hole but
the dump as a kid you're like dude magical.
Magical place. Look at all this good stuff,
yeah? Oh.
Dude you're way good. It's like 3 years Max statute of

(01:06:30):
limitation. 2 to five years for attempt to murder.
Well. This is considering what's it
calling it instead, the murder? That's what you're looking for?
Well, you weren't trying to kill.
Him you're trying to give him. I'm sorry.
Manslaughter where you're not. Trying to kill somebody but in
six. Years, I'm seeing one to five.
You're way good, dog. You're way good.
You're talking about sentences. For juveniles, he's an adult

(01:06:50):
now, yeah. No, but it was juvenile when it.
Happened. Yeah, yeah, it's you're even
more. Probably good.
When you turn 18 it all goes away.
So tell us about the time he. Killed a guy.
Well, I put a kid. Name.
No, I'm not kidding. No, I'm not kidding.
Listen, can we can we talk aboutthis?
Glendale Dump. Glendale dump.
Oh my God. There's these big roads.

(01:07:12):
Going down where they they, theybury all this shit.
If you're missing, a shame. Like Earth.
Earth. Movers and we talked we talked
this little guy into and I was alittle bit older I was a little
bit older, but we put him in oneof those earth mover tires and
rolled it down the. Dumphill, but before you.
Finish this story. Is Carlos still with us?
Maybe don't it. OK, yes, the answer is yes, OK.

(01:07:33):
But like he has. Permanent Marks and so this, I
mean it took us 3 hours to push this earth mover tire to the top
of what we're doing. Like it was a thing and we had
like 6 kids. We talked Carlos into getting
into it and then we pushed Carlos down.

(01:07:53):
Carlos was so was so small he couldn't touch if he stood in
the top of this earth mover's tires that he couldn't touch the
top. We thought he was appropriate to
go in and so we pushed it down. Dude, this is a A.
Vertical gravitron, yeah. Like I, it's one of the few
things in my life where I'm like, dude, that was so fucked
up. And it was all fun and games

(01:08:16):
when we pushed him down, you know what I mean?
But then this tire started bouncing.
Oh my. God, and it was.
Like this. It was like this.
That's the very first thing I envisioned.
Yeah. No, but it it.
Took a while. It took like it took like 60
meters and we're talking about at least 3-4.
What are you, Canadian? No, I'm.
I'm. Military just like you.
Know it's been a long time yeah so.

(01:08:39):
About. Halfway through we started
seeing like pieces of clothing come like be ejected out of this
thing. What about pieces of?
Carlos. Were they in the clothing?
Shoes. And stuff.
Dude, we got down there and Carlos, like imagine laying like
this where you stretched out completely, OK, but your pants
are wrapped around your ankles and your shirt is tied in a knot

(01:09:02):
around your head and your hands and it looks like you took a
sandpaper like massage. Like and there's, there's that
road rash. Inside the.
Tire all the way. Around the whole thing, dude.
Oh. My God, yeah.
I was so afraid that we went like we didn't try to run.
We took him straight to his mom's house and we told him

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exactly what happened. Yeah.
And there was no going to the desert for three weeks.
That's it. That's all.
Yeah, I. Had to learn my lesson.
But on week 4. Fuck it all, full calendar.
On Week 4, Carlos wore. A helmet that time, yeah, we
were good. They drilled in seatbelts.

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I don't think we saw Carlos. I can't do like.
I don't think I want to play. In the ass anymore.
I think about that. We.
Saw. Him again, dude.
Well, he survived. He must have gone to a different
school. We didn't see him again after
that, but he was very injurious.You right away.
Did he live And you said people deniability?

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Listen, if your name is Carlos, OK?
And you're Los siento. He's just.
You're roughly. 38 years old andyou lived off 107th Ave.
Northern. Please let us know you're.
OK, this is becoming the. The Justin.
Smith. Confessions.
Oh my. Gosh, the title is going to be.
Attempted murder with Justin Smith.
Yeah, Title of this episode we're going to save you from.

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Yourself. What else do you have from the
rundown? Oh my God.
I mean it all. Pales in comparison.
Sorry. That was awesome.
Sideways. Gosh, Carlos got a little.
Sideways. You know what I fucking mean,
dude? Yeah.
Wow, where do we go? From there, how?
How long have we? Been going.
We've been going about an hour, hour. 20 hour. 20 Let's just.
Wrap it up. Yeah, 'cause we're going to go

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another 40 minutes. Sorry.
You want to finish with one. Fireside.
Let's do it. Fireside.
Fuck yeah. Cancel.
I got control of it, right, Adam?
I think so. So.
Oh no, it'll come back. No, it's all fucked up.
So I got, I got five of them, yeah.
They're pretty funny. I'll try and go through.

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We'll go through three. So this was my laptop.
Here's your laptop. Nope, it's not it.
Here we go. B8.
Give me a second. I'll do.
It yeah, you got to switch. So this.
Is an older video. This is a group of firemen, it
looks like it's in New York, I think, and they're talking about

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pranks that they've seen. Hold on them.
On Firemen, everything worked right before.
I don't know why. 84 bucks I can't.
Can you do it John from your Switcher?
Can you pull up B8? What the fuck?
No, I can't pull. Up B's all right.
When there then no Barsa? Fuck yeah.

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What is it B8? B8.
That's weird. Not working.
Title was working, fuck it, nexttime.
OK, save them. You got it.
This is. A real like abrupt.
Bummer, I know. All right, well.
Yeah, we're trying to do some things and some things got
fucked up beforehand, so apparently this is one of them.
We got a a. Interesting, haunting story.

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Hopefully you don't have an interesting.
Video I can find one. I I saw one last week.
Creepy paranormal. What the fuck?
What are you pulling? Up Oh, I could maybe can I do my
computer my laptop feed? You might be able to like the
moment has. Passed Let's hear about your
paranormal Nah, it's too long. How long I get that a?
Lot, I said, I said. Next time, I don't know, I said

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next time it's it's long, so three months. 3.
Months long is the story. No, next time.
You'll be back? No, I'll be back.
For that. All right, man.
Let's wrap this little cluster fucking technology.
Yeah, fucking. Technology.
The moment's gone. The moment's gone.
We. Soiled it, we did it.
What? Are you talking about we did it?
We did. We did do it.
We did do it. We didn't do the last part

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though. Justin, thanks.
For hanging out, dude. If I don't see you again,
Justin, I mean, it's been fun. Well, I'll come, I'll come.
Visit you in prison, right? Oh shit.
It depends on where he's at. Yeah, that might be too far for
me. I got a thing to do that day and
we'll try next. Time don't don't collect.
Call me, I don't answer my phone.
Hey man, maybe. That's my future, dude.

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I'd be the squirrel master, you know what I mean?
It's. My bitch, that's my bitch.
I feel like you do. OK, in person, yeah.
Oh. Yeah, you'd be fine.
I'd be a. Hell of a bottom.
Everybody's got a role to. Play man, am I right?
I mean, I'm a giver. You.
Know. Hey survival man, it's the name
of the game. Man, I love you guys.

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Thanks for having me home. Yeah.
Thanks for coming, man. Till next time everybody.
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